Angry Cops Saves JD Delay From Going Back To Jail | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 233

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• 0:32Speaker 01

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• 0:35Speaker 02

  What the [bleep]? Can you say "execution"? Jesus Christ, dude. No wonder you kept getting caught.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  I said I was a career criminal. I didn't say I was good at it.

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• 3:12Speaker 04

  VFX of Terminator 2. He taught himself every aspect of that. It is his riding quiz YouTube channel. Put a quick link somewhere here. If you can go check it out, go give it a quick watch, give it some comments. He was so stoked to upload this and show y'all. It's seeing these new emotions I've never seen him do. And it's all thanks to the support y'all been given. I am just so proud of my kiddo and what he is accomplishing. Ah, I just a proud dad moment. Holy moly. Hola, everybody. Hola. Okay, everyone ready for the countdown? Three, two, one.

• 3:55Speaker 04

  Hi, everyone. Sorry. Thunder rolls. Sorry, God. He does not want this episode to happen. This episode is a crime against God. I know. Jesus doesn't want us to talk. Just thunder. God loves you so much. He said, don't talk to the police, even though after you're on dumb shit.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  ACAB.

• 4:15Speaker 04

  I don't answer questions. I don't answer questions. Oh, my God. Okay, everyone. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap, Angry Cops, Rich, I missed you, by the way. JD Delay, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you guys so much for being here. What's up, bitches? We're back at it again.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  Everyone got a break. No, you didn't, but you love this.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:38Speaker 04

  Like we're rolling right into the second one. We're trying to stagger them. And then I'm super stoked for this one, just because I have two men of the law and our boy JD.

• 4:50Speaker 01

  I'm nestled in between law enforcement officers right now.

• 4:53Speaker 05

  What are we at 58 felonies?

• 4:56Speaker 01

  Yes, yes.

• 4:57Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Last time I was this close to two cops, I had a sore asshole for weeks.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  I thought the last time you were this close to cops, you had to call me up on the phone and ask me for a favor.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Oh, that was wonderful. Thank you so much. I didn't know you were a poetic prolific writer.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  I was an English major. I was gonna be an English teacher before I was a cop.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Well, that explains it. Holy shit, man.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  Should we?

• 5:20Speaker 04

  We're gonna go back to that.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  What? I think everyone in the audience is like, huh? Huh?

• 5:29Speaker 05

  Rich, is that why we get along so well?

• 5:32Speaker 02

  We're both men of literature?

• 5:33Speaker 05

  Like, yeah, like writers.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:36Speaker 05

  Back in the day.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  Wait, what? Did you go to college for writing too?

• 5:41Speaker 05

  No, I just, I wrote like 500 law enforcement articles before I got into the YouTube thing. I know Rich, Rich, you, you did that too?

• 5:50Speaker 02

  I didn't write like 500 articles, but I was an English education major and I had to write a lot.

• 5:56Speaker 05

  We're good at telling stories, buddy.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  That's true. That's one of the reasons why I became an English major is because I got back home from Iraq and I didn't know what I was gonna do. I was like, I know I gotta go to college for something. And I was like, well, I'm not good at math, even though I enjoy it. I go, but I am really good at bullshitting, which is what English is. If you can, you can say the sky is purple, black and green all at the same time. You just have to wax on poetically of why you feel that way. And then you're right. Math is, you know, one plus one equals two. English is, I say whatever it is and how I feel and you can bullshit.

• 6:29Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  And knowing how to use a semi colon. People don't know how to use a semi colon.

• 6:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  It's true. They all think it's about.

• 6:38Speaker 05

  A semicolon is a super comma.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Yes, it is a longer, it's just a longer pause.

• 6:44Speaker 05

  Yeah. Is that, maybe we didn't know this. Is that how we get along so well? Maybe we, we, we kind of on the same vocation, like.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  We, we were both meant to be entertainers on the internet, but we became cops first.

• 7:01Speaker 04

  I didn't even know how to use a semicolon.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Don't know how to use your colon.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  Come on.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, you beat me to the colon joke.

• 7:08Speaker 04

  I'm learning so much right now about my friends.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  I'm good at beating colon to things.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  Hey, beating, beating colon. I'm a little too light skinned for all that, buddy.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. This is getting pretty dark right there. There's some dark spots on him.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Right in the blackout tattoo.

• 7:25Speaker 04

  I'm excited for this episode. This is why. Well, that slight tangent they went on about.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  English education.

• 7:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love it. What the fuck? We just, we'll just get that out of the way now. How many years of college did you do?

• 7:40Speaker 02

  Three and a half. I, I only had, yeah, I had one, one semester left and it was going to be my student teaching. And I think one other easy course and I got picked up by the Buffalo Police Department. And they were like, hey, do you want to come in tomorrow and swear in? I was like, sounds good. And that was, that was it. My buddy was a math teacher and then he became a Buffalo cop and was a Buffalo cop for years and he was a jump out boy. And he was like, Rich, you're gonna, you get back home, you should just try it out. If you don't like it, just go back to teaching. And I was like, okay. And then I loved it.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  Nobody ever invites me to get paid to shoot minorities. What the fuck?

• 8:15Speaker 02

  You can do it for free.

• 8:18Speaker 05

  Wait, Rich, you got into policing because you're like, yeah, I guess I'll try it out.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  My buddy said I would have fun with it and I was like, that's sound, it sounds like fun. Like everybody's watched Cops and saw foot chases. It was like, that sounds like cool, you know?

• 8:30Speaker 05

  That's why I got into policing.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  Just because it sounded fun?

• 8:32Speaker 05

  I just needed a job and like my grandpa did it and so I got into policing.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, my buddy told me it would be fun. And I had another buddy that was in a, so one of my friends was in Buffalo in the city. And my other buddy was in a town adjoining and he was like, yeah, this is great. Great. This is great. It's kind of fun. You should really enjoy it. It's like a mini deployment every day. You wear a vest, you get a gun. Uh, you get to go chase bad guys. You can foot chases, you can car chases. It's great.

• 8:59Speaker 05

  Dude, that's weird. We're like really good friends now and have been for the past decade.

• 9:04Speaker 02

  We're men. We don't talk about deep shit unless we're forced to. Otherwise, it's all about like, you know, our wives' breasts and butt sizes.

• 9:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is true. Bro, we've never talked about that before. I got into policing because it was, you know, just the thing to do at the time. I needed a job. So I didn't know that you were the, you were the same way. And also that you're kind of a rider. That's cool as shit, man.

• 9:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, no shit.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  You as a teacher, dear God, that'd have been a blast and also could have been a terrifying.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like you'd be a mix of those things. I feel like that's an appropriate, you know, amalgamation of like me being an instructor. Mr. Hi, what? Raise your hand all the way. Stop being such a coward, Quamus.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  Poor kids.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Yes. Why are you sitting next to the white women now?

• 9:52Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Jessica's pregnant already. You breathed on her. Go back to your roach-infested friends' home.

• 10:03Speaker 05

  Well, shit. And you never were like, hey, I'm gonna go back and finish this, though?

• 10:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  I got in a fistfight with a dude that was hammered that stuck up or that ran from a cab. And I was just like, this is the best job ever, you know? Fistfights are fun. People forget that.

• 10:22Speaker 05

  They're kind of cool.

• 10:23Speaker 04

  You went real, you started blowing out every.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  So I'm blowing it out right now.

• 10:29Speaker 04

  Wait, go talk.

• 10:29Speaker 02

  I just started talking like this and it was.

• 10:31Speaker 04

  Okay, so we're good now.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  Jay, ba ba ba.

• 10:34Speaker 04

  All right, cool. I got it. I was like, oh, I gotta fine tune that one really quick.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  There.

• 10:37Speaker 04

  Can you not do it midway? No, because it's 32-bit float. So once it's like going, it is.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Already over my head. Thank you.

• 10:44Speaker 04

  It locks it in.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 10:45Speaker 04

  And you can't change it once it's recording. You have to stop it, readjust, then come back, do a quick clap, and now we're good.

• 10:53Speaker 04

  Ding.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  Mulligan, start over.

• 10:55Speaker 04

  No, that's perfect.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  No, it's all good. Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast. I'm Donut Operator.

• 11:05Speaker 05

  Pump the brakes.

• 11:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:09Speaker 02

  He's a very different JD.

• 11:10Speaker 04

  Yeah. And then we got, dude. Cody, I didn't know you wrote that many articles.

• 11:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, I wrote several hundred articles before I started, or I left policing and I wrote several hundred articles. And that's when I started getting into the whole police YouTube thing. Cause I knew how to tell a story. And I did that for a minute. I wrote for a company, defunct company called Blue Lives Matter. And I wrote a couple hundred articles for them. And that's, that's what led up to like the breaking down police footage.

• 11:44Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 11:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:46Speaker 04

  Cause I remember you doing your first one and that's when you were like, oh, this does way better than me playing Minecraft.

• 11:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Way better than playing like CS:GO or Minecraft or stuff like that. I just took what I, what I learned from policing and I, I was a good storyteller and that, that's how I started the whole Donut Operator thing.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  Well, change since then.

• 12:12Speaker 04

  Oh, content's been garbage. No, I'm kidding. We, we talked about this on the last one. It might be out of order, but the live shows, since you were saying maybe for the two, we asked Rich, remember on Des Moines, we have the possibility of doing two shows.

• 12:29Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. In one night.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  Yes. And they was like, hey, we'll ask Cody. And we were talking about it. Brandon was like, I was surprised Cody said, let's sleep on it. Nick said the same. He's like, ah, yeah. He said, yes.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I don't think I let him finish. It would know. He was like, what do you think? And I just started laughing hysterically. I was like, what do you fucking think? And it was, of course.

• 12:52Speaker 05

  Yeah. Richard's gonna go all day long on two shows in one night.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  I told him.

• 12:56Speaker 05

  We know he's gonna do it.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  In between the shows, I'm just gonna hand out shots to people so they can catch up to our level.

• 13:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:02Speaker 04

  I'm just gonna go out there and be like, you need to catch up.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  There we go.

• 13:06Speaker 04

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  Yeah, let's just start handing stuff out. Here's five zips. Put them in now. We're going.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  I got new continued poisoning.

• 13:20Speaker 05

  JD, how you been doing, man?

• 13:21Speaker 01

  I've been great, man.

• 13:23Speaker 05

  You've been here for two nights in a row now.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. No, I love Texas, though.

• 13:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:27Speaker 01

  I love Texas.

• 13:28Speaker 05

  It's a good spot.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, like, so, you know, I lived in Florida and Florida is a great state. The weather is great. Uh, the politics are a little more conducive to how I like to live. There's constantly adventure. You might get killed by something at any given moment. Now I live a peaceful, boring life in Oregon. Uh, but, you know, I get to be with my parents and they're not going to be here that much longer. So I'm stoked on that. But coming to Texas, Texas is kick ass, man.

• 13:53Speaker 04

  Being near your parents.

• 13:54Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 13:55Speaker 04

  Stoked on being near your parents.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. Not, not stoked that they're not going to be here.

• 14:00Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no. Stoked on spending the rest of their remaining time with them and, and all of that, but.

• 14:06Speaker 02

  I was like, are you planning another felony?

• 14:07Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Like, they're not gonna be here for long.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  I can guarantee.

• 14:12Speaker 01

  JD's like, damn it. That sounded, that sounded bad. That sounded, hold on, hold on. Mulligan, Mulligan, redo. So, uh.

• 14:20Speaker 04

  I love my parents.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  I'm not subscribed. I'm Donut Operator. But yeah, no, I love Texas, man. I would like to move out here. Uh, I, I really dig it out here. Maybe get a spot out here in the future. Uh, cause this is a cool state, man. And I keep like, I've barely been in public, but even just like walking through my hotel, every time I walk through the hotel, somebody's like, bro, it's you. So I feel like Texas has love for me, which is cool.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  We, I mean, we have so many people that live here now. Nico just moved down.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Did he?

• 14:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, Nico lives here now. He's like 20 minutes from here.

• 14:54Speaker 05

  Nico Ortiz.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  No shit.

• 14:56Speaker 05

  Well, that's rad. We got, uh, Texone.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  Texone, oh, yeah.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  He's, he's moving down.

• 15:01Speaker 04

  Really?

• 15:01Speaker 05

  Yeah. We got, we got a whole group of boys moving here now.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  I could, I could quickly get arrested for stalking Asmongold. I feel like that's cool.

• 15:12Speaker 05

  Aspen?

• 15:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 05

  Nah, he's still in Austin.

• 15:14Speaker 04

  Oh, that's still an hour away, though.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, it, it, it's really cool because it's like you build a good community, community.

• 15:22Speaker 01

  Community.

• 15:22Speaker 05

  Community.

• 15:25Speaker 05

  Uh, you build a good group of boys and suddenly people want to hang around you and just make themselves better people, too.

• 15:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's weird. It's like it's their destiny.

• 15:36Speaker 01

  Oh, God. It's on Piker.

• 15:44Speaker 04

  I like he drank from that.

• 15:49Speaker 04

  That's all I gotta say about our future plans. I don't know. Everybody else got so excited. Cody, do you want better sex?

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  So we were Hunter did?

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  Yeah, dude, Hunter loves Freddie. So we were talking, we were watching his video last night, and he brought up Freddie. I was like, huh? Text Hunter, I was like, wait, do you like Freddie Wong? He's like, oh, man, he's a goat. I was like, oh, you know him? He's like, no. Like, do you want to meet him? Yeah, Freddie actually loves going to Vegas. Actually, we should all go to Vegas together cuz those two would have a fucking blast.

• 19:06Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, Hunter gambling?

• 19:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, with Freddie gambling?

• 19:11Speaker 05

  Isn't Freddie like a really good gambler?

• 19:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:13Speaker 05

  I know Hunter is.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  Hunter's a

• 19:15Speaker 05

  And Hunter makes his fucking voices and shit. Oh, just love to be there.

• 19:18Speaker 04

  Motherfucker. I just wanna sit at the blackjack table with them and just be like, pump up the fucking lady that's dealing while Hunter tears her down and does his voices and then Freddie's just like sitting there card counting. Carolyn, you're killing me. Come on. When he's yelling at those

• 19:31Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ, dude. Cuz me and, uh, me and Brandon went up there a couple of weeks ago to Vegas to, uh, put the range day stuff together. And we didn't know Hunter was in town. And Hunter just happened to be at the hotel that we were staying at. So Hunter comes down on the floor. He's, he's doing that. He's at the blackjack table like, come on, come on. He's just like yelling at the, at the blackjack dealers and stuff. Uh, he's, he's the best person to gamble with. It's amazing.

• 20:01Speaker 04

  He's just fun to be around.

• 20:02Speaker 05

  Yeah. He's such a fucking cool dude.

• 20:05Speaker 04

  Hyper talented, hyper talented.

• 20:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:08Speaker 04

  People are just finding out that Hunter, her Papa meat is Meat Canyon. Sad was telling me there was a whole trend of people, some girl went viral. She's like, oh my God, I was today years old, learning that Papa meat and Meat Canyon are the same person.

• 20:24Speaker 01

  I just heard that out right now.

• 20:25Speaker 05

  The Joji.

• 20:26Speaker 01

  When you said it with your mouth, that's when I found that out. Holy fuck. Okay. That makes so much sense.

• 20:33Speaker 04

  No wonder you kept getting caught.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  I said I was a career criminal. I didn't say I was a good one.

• 20:43Speaker 05

  That seriously makes me think of the Joji thing. It's like, wait, Joji and Pink Guy are the same person? Yeah, they've always been the same person.

• 20:52Speaker 04

  Has he come out with a new album? Anytime recently?

• 20:55Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 20:56Speaker 04

  He had that one where he was like running on the train, the music video where he was like running on the train going through.

• 21:01Speaker 05

  I haven't seen it.

• 21:02Speaker 06

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• 21:32Speaker 04

  It was for one of his more recent, the song that is probably like eight years old now, but he had a really good album. His last album, I think it was his last album. That was one I did not know. Like, I think you told me Joji and the Pink Guy were the same person.

• 21:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude, he's a YouTube OG.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  And he's one of the few that transitioned into actual a successful career in music, like fully.

• 21:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:57Speaker 04

  He's crushing the music scene or did. I don't know if he still does. He has to. Yeah. I mean, I would still go to his shows. He's phenomenal. Who's the guy that does the song like, please don't bring me down? But na na na na na. I forget his name. He used to have the bowl cut and be in like the nineties.

• 22:14Speaker 05

  An Oliver Tree.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  Oliver Tree. Went to one of his shows. Awesome.

• 22:17Speaker 05

  You went to the Oliver Tree show?

• 22:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, he was in Pittsburgh last year.

• 22:21Speaker 05

  Oh, that's a dude I would love to go see.

• 22:23Speaker 04

  Great concert.

• 22:23Speaker 05

  It was cool as fuck.

• 22:24Speaker 04

  Great concert.

• 22:26Speaker 05

  Nice man. He came out of nowhere too. Cause he, he was kinda with that LA crowd like, uh, like the Joji scene. So that's, that's really cool that he blew up.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  You guys know all the OG YouTube lore, which is cool because I accidentally fell into YouTube. And so like, I have like very little idea of most of the people you're talking about, but when we're talking about musicians who came up off of YouTube, uh, fucking Alex Terrible. Oh yeah. Yeah. Alex. Love Alex. He came off of YouTube? Yeah. He was a YouTuber first. Really? Yeah. Didn't he start out?

• 23:02Speaker 05

  You're talking about Slaughter to Prevail, Alex.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. He just started out doing covers, vocal covers on YouTube.

• 23:07Speaker 05

  We didn't talk about this. Yeah. I'm friends with him too.

• 23:10Speaker 01

  Are you?

• 23:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 23:11Speaker 05

  He sends me his masks.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, we have one. That's sick dude. I love him, man. He's cool. I don't know where. I actually literally had a fangirl moment when he followed me back on Insta. I was like, like my wife was like, you're acting like a little girl. And I'm like, I know.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  Yeah. All of his masks are in the background on my YouTube videos.

• 23:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've seen those. I, I love that dude.

• 23:30Speaker 05

  Oh, that's cool.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  That dude war maxes. I feel like he's just on every side quest, bro. Like the bare knuckle boxing, wrestling bears, raising bears.

• 23:38Speaker 05

  Boxing.

• 23:39Speaker 01

  That damage. Oh my God.

• 23:40Speaker 05

  Oh yeah. The last fight he got into.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  Oh man.

• 23:43Speaker 05

  Where his nose was pressed in.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  He was such a G about it though.

• 23:47Speaker 05

  So if you, if you guys don't know who Alex the Terrible is, he, uh, he's the lead singer of Slaughter to Prevail. And he's just, he's a gnarly dude and he does side quests like Eli was saying. He does bare knuckle boxing now. And God, that last fight he got in was gnarly, man.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:05Speaker 05

  Dude, he broke his orbital, his, uh, what all did he fucking crack? I mean.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  God, that boy swole. Yeah, that shit was bad. Those lumps.

• 24:16Speaker 05

  Yeah. He had like brain swelling, like all sorts of nasty shit going on.

• 24:19Speaker 01

  Just immediately hugged the dude that he just got bombed by. You know what I'm saying? He put up a good ass fight. CE and you can't think good. And then he fights bears. He does every like. Wrestles full grown ass bears, bro. He's raising right now. He's, he's like rehabilitating and raising baby bears right now, dog.

• 24:38Speaker 05

  What breed of bear?

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Uh, Russian.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  Russian bear. I don't know.

• 24:45Speaker 05

  Giant Serbian like bears like they're nasty as fuck.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they're like just like chewing on his nose and shit in his Insta videos as they purr and shit. And he's just laughing.

• 24:55Speaker 05

  No, he's cool as like I I hit him a couple of years ago and I was like, hey, man. I really like I like your music like I listen to it in the gym because like whoa, you know.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:07Speaker 05

  Exactly why you probably wear it, you gnarly motherfucker. But uh he hit me back and he was like, hey, can I send you some of my masks? And I was like, yeah, dude, just that that would be amazing. And he's he's a he's just a really cool guy.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, super humble, super chill like his mask. Do you hear what happened to his mask factory?

• 25:25Speaker 05

  No.

• 25:25Speaker 04

  So like mask factory?

• 25:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, so he has a he he has this business where he makes these masks, the slaughter to prevail masks. And uh it's out there in Russia and in like a little village and and the roof caved in and collapsed one of the walls. So his whole production for his mask company, yeah, is just trash right now. So he was like, he had so many people supporting him by ordering masks and he had to come out and go, hey, I turned off the orders. I'm sorry, I love you guys. Thank you for supporting me, but I I don't want to like have this be a thing where I can't get them to you in a timely fashion. Thank you for the support and everything because he's just that dude, man.

• 26:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, he seems he seems like a awesome guy. And also he loves Berserk. He he sent me one of his Berserk masks that I still need to give you.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  No, you gave it to me.

• 26:14Speaker 05

  Oh, I gave you the Berserk mask?

• 26:16Speaker 04

  I think I think so. It's the black, black one.

• 26:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, the yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, yep, yep, 100%. Yeah, I appreciate that.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  I love the new album too. He's got that song, lift that shit. Do not be a and you just do not be.

• 26:34Speaker 05

  Like I said, that's my gym.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  That's the gym shit, bro. You know what I'm saying? That's his gym shit too.

• 26:38Speaker 05

  If I don't deadlift this, I'm gay.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:41Speaker 05

  I'm listening to him just fucking Blair in the background. Yeah, I listen to EDM when I work out.

• 26:48Speaker 05

  Like I like to dance in between lifts.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  I can't I'm I've got the mental image of that and I'm getting moved a little bit to the left when you said that. Just saying.

• 26:58Speaker 02

  I'm all about his motivational speeches. The entire time I lift, I'm like, yeah, has some interstellar soundtrack with just people telling me I'm a piece of shit and I need to do better. I'm like, oh yeah, I am. I was so, roll your eyes. I did CrossFit for a while and I liked it, right? It was a good time, but it was like a really positive atmosphere. And so the coaches there when you're like doing like the annual competitions and stuff like that, they're like motivating you and because it's, you know, a positive community, they're like, come on, Rich, one more, you can do it. And I told my one coach, Lindsay, who's a gangster, I was like, Lindsay, don't ever give me positive affirmations when I'm lifting. I go,

• 27:43Speaker 02

  the one thing I want you to say is, nobody cares that you're tired. Tell me that. Tell me, nobody cares that you're tired. Tell me, don't be a, you don't be a bitch. I go, say stuff like that. Just nobody cares. Just say, nobody cares that you're tired.

• 27:56Speaker 04

  Everyone else is finished.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, everybody, everybody else is gonna beat you. You're better than this. Stop, stop, have ass. I go, don't, don't be like, you can do it. I go, I hate that shit. It doesn't motivate me at all. It makes me feel like what I'm doing is enough and that's not it. Tell me that I suck, you know, be like, you do better, you know, then I'll, we're good. She's like, I'll try.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  You're ugly. What the fuck?

• 28:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a really ugly. I need my muscles to look good.

• 28:26Speaker 01

  When I got out of prison, one of the first jobs that I got was, uh, being a personal trainer at Gold's Gym, right? And I was training people that wanted to do bodybuilding competitions. One of the people was, it was a couple and they were doing the 50 and over, right? And they were super nice people, but the, the, the lady needed positive affirmation and I, for some reason, just decided that wasn't going to work for the dude. So I rode this dude so hard, bro. I rode him like it was a Diddy party hard. I'd be like standing over him going, this is why your wife doesn't look at you anymore. Lift that shit. What the fuck is wrong? You're pathetic. You're not a man. But he'd do it, bro.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  And his shorts got shorter.

• 29:06Speaker 01

  They both took the comp, bro. They both ended up with gold for the over 50.

• 29:11Speaker 04

  No shit.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  Category. Yeah. And I was so proud of them both. They were badass for that.

• 29:16Speaker 04

  A lot of the times, all it takes is that, just. Call him a piece of shit or tell them to they're not doing it. I had one client. He would not listen and he came in. He was overweight by two pounds of where he was supposed to be or no, four pounds. And I remember he got off the coast like, you know what that stuff happens. I was like, I'm going to fire you as my client. I'm letting you know that. I'm not going to have you walk around and say, who trained you? Oh, Eli trained you. It's like, fuck off. This is going to be the last three sessions. Once this runs out, unless you make changes. No, I'm not joking. I was like, you take, you just fuck off. You don't follow any of the meal plans. You do jack and barely push yourself in here. So after this, we'll just knock out the sessions. We'll get through it.

• 30:00Speaker 04

  That dude next, like two gym sessions, wouldn't talk to me. He'd just be like, feelings were hurt. Month later, he's down 20 pounds. I was like, holy shit. He's like, that pissed me off. Thank you. But holy shit. Pissed me the fuck off. Fight is a hell of a motivator.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  Bitch.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  Yeah. It is so cool to get paid to talk bad to people. Like if I could do that, it's like, I think, I feel like it's like if you're a personal trainer or you're a drill instructor, those are the two occupations where you could just get paid to just thoroughly degrade and debase people like on the most savage level and it's totally acceptable. Anywhere else you're like a fucking bully.

• 30:42Speaker 04

  Yeah. I just call it giving them their daily dose of reality. I don't see why you have to put such a negative spin on it.

• 30:48Speaker 01

  Okay. So, but what is the end result when you bully people? You make them better.

• 30:52Speaker 04

  Or they kill themselves.

• 30:54Speaker 01

  Then they're fucking.

• 30:57Speaker 04

  Then they are.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:59Speaker 04

  Then you're just standing over his dead body.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  I told you.

• 31:03Speaker 04

  Oh, it worked you your feelings. You just like resuscitate him. So he comes back. Get up. Repeat here. Look, you fell at that also. You can't even die, right? Get up. Oh, that's a heavy part that I take into my working out too, where I'm like,

• 31:21Speaker 04

  my family's gonna die if I don't lift this right now.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  I have to go harder.

• 31:26Speaker 04

  That came from like being in the military and like doing the police stuff. It's like you're fucking, if you don't do this right now, which I'm happy that happened. I didn't fucking myself.

• 31:38Speaker 04

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• 33:00Speaker 02

  I gotta do the drill sergeant stuff in a week. And so I'm running because I don't run a lot, you know, I'll do some sprints, you know, it's running's not my bag. I like lifting heavy things. So I know I'm gonna have to train privates to and we're gonna do PT and I'm gonna run with them. It is what it is. So I've been running more and more, especially this month, and I just write notes to myself on the fridge and it's like, it's literally, don't be fat, don't be a shitty drill sergeant. And then my wife will be like, why are you writing that on the wall? Like, why do you keep, why do you keep like focusing on like, I gotta go to the gym today, I gotta go to the gym tomorrow, I gotta run tomorrow. I'm like, because you don't, nobody respects a fat drill sergeant. Nobody's gonna be like, oh, I'm afraid of that guy is like,

• 33:46Speaker 02

  but you know, when I'm running one mile, I will say this, though, I have like dry heaved while I've run with privates and like, and like spit up a little bit. And I'm like,

• 33:57Speaker 02

  cause then you get like that natural high, cause all of your endorsements just went flushing as you, as you vomited. Like I've done that before and I motivated some troops where they're like seeing me like, and then I just keep going. They're like,

• 34:10Speaker 02

  is a god. And he kept going even though he vomited and he's still screaming.

• 34:15Speaker 04

  He didn't stop any of it either.

• 34:19Speaker 05

  You look them in the face and vomit.

• 34:24Speaker 05

  While you're looking at them.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  Don't look at me.

• 34:29Speaker 04

  Don't look at me.

• 34:31Speaker 02

  As I'm staring through them like, I can't look away from this. He's a monster.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  They saw the fluids come out.

• 34:40Speaker 01

  I feel like can we run like political campaigns, like a drill sergeant or a personal trainer? Just thoroughly berating the other person and degraded, just beating, bullying the ever loving dog shit out of them like.

• 34:54Speaker 05

  Have you met Brandon Herrera?

• 34:56Speaker 01

  You know what? I'm so fucking proud of him for jumping back in, bro. It is about time a YouTuber ended up in an actual position of power. And there's no one I would want to see besides him because we've had someone else attempt before. And I'm, I mean, multiple times, like she just got a train ran on her with her failures. You might know her.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Oh, Laura Loomer.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  Laura Loomer.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  She's very bad at her job.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  And life in general. She's bad at being a person. She doesn't look like one.

• 35:24Speaker 02

  She made fun of a Medal of Honor recipient. I don't know if you knew that. She talks shit about a Medal of Honor recipient on the internet. I did not enjoy that.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  Uh, she, has she served our country?

• 35:32Speaker 02

  I think she serviced a lot of men that run our country.

• 35:36Speaker 01

  You know, it's funny because.

• 35:37Speaker 02

  Her mouth.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  I actually saw, um, I was looking through a hundred Biden's laptop and I saw a picture

• 35:45Speaker 01

  actually pegging Tony Gonzalez in a gay bath house, I believe.

• 35:49Speaker 02

  Did you know that Tony Gonzalez moans when he wipes?

• 35:51Speaker 04

  See, people have said this and he won't, he won't address the allegations.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  I've heard that as well. So I mean, I like, I haven't actually witnessed it, but you know, when multiple people are saying something, it does grant clearance.

• 36:02Speaker 04

  There's a trick, there is a ring of truth in it.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's a ring of truth in that.

• 36:07Speaker 05

  Corn the wrong way.

• 36:08Speaker 04

  The long way.

• 36:09Speaker 05

  With his butt.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  He eats bananas for the shape, not the taste.

• 36:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  Did you know that Tony likes to have hot dog tasting competitions and he judges them all on mouth feel?

• 36:20Speaker 01

  For those of you at home, we're insinuating that he's a homosexual.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, he loves the Simpsons.

• 36:25Speaker 05

  He snicker bars upside down just for the veiny.

• 36:30Speaker 04

  Oh, I hate that way more.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  I just like the texture.

• 36:33Speaker 04

  The veiny side.

• 36:36Speaker 04

  Oh, this is so much better than a Chaco Taco. Get it? Cause a taco is like a vagina. Okay.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  That was good.

• 36:44Speaker 04

  I just picture him opening the Snickers, turning upside down, but. Oh, the veiny.

• 36:50Speaker 04

  Good side.

• 36:52Speaker 05

  That's the good side.

• 36:53Speaker 04

  Why are you licking? It's not ice cream.

• 36:56Speaker 01

  Don't go back in your bedroom, son. Don't look at daddy when he eats his delicious treats.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  I'm just, I'm curious what he's gonna use against Brandon the next time.

• 37:06Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 37:06Speaker 05

  Cause he tried that veteran shit, which was fucking hysterical. Cause you, you and I and Brandon had just left a, a panel.

• 37:17Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 37:17Speaker 05

  Where we were like, we were talking to people how like to talk to your buddies and how to not.

• 37:24Speaker 04

  Yes, prevention panel. And then, hey, this is how we talk or this is, as Cody says, it's reaching out, call your homies, have those conversations. But, and then immediately Brandon had that joke, cause he opened for it and he didn't say the joke. And I told him, hey, you should tell the joke to the podcast though. Cause I found it fucking hilarious. And then that one clip is.

• 37:47Speaker 05

  Cause it was, we were sitting there and I talked about it last night. It was at shot show.

• 37:53Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 37:53Speaker 05

  Right? And Meat Canyon was with us on that podcast.

• 37:57Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  And everyone, like, we all told Brandon, it's like, maybe don't say that during the panel. Cause he said. It was like when I, I am an honorary veteran because sometimes I think about putting a gun in my mouth. Too, yeah. It was like.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  I think it's tasteful.

• 38:14Speaker 05

  So we, so we said like, yeah, like maybe not say that one. But he, he just recited it to us while we were doing the podcast later that day. And that's what Tony took and like ran it on ads all over, all over San Antonio. And you have all the veterans laughing in that. We were laughing our asses off at that one. Cause like Zach was there, like he's a combat veteran. You're a combat veteran, like. Rich, you were on that one? Were you there on that one? Uh, I don't know.

• 38:43Speaker 05

  He wasn't there for that one. It was like me, Canyon and, uh, it was you and me. And we had Zach, Bill, like a veteran with a sign there.

• 38:53Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:54Speaker 05

  And so everyone thought it was a hilarious joke, but we were joking like you, you like, good job not telling that one. But me and Brandon were sitting at the Texas Roadhouse here. And we like looked up at the TV and it was Brandon telling that joke. And it was like, Tony Gonzalez says that Brandon hates veterans.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  Dude who spends all his time.

• 39:19Speaker 05

  I was on that podcast. What the fuck?

• 39:21Speaker 01

  The dude who gets relentlessly bullied by all of his veteran friends and, and we literally, you guys stick purple hearts up his ass when he's not looking.

• 39:28Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's like we raised, I don't know.

• 39:30Speaker 01

  Hates him. He can't stand him.

• 39:31Speaker 05

  Be lie. We raise hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to help the veteran community, but you know what, you know, Brandon hates veterans. It's whatever.

• 39:38Speaker 04

  Yeah. You're putting money in their pockets. They do more heroin. Bastards. You should just let them die in the streets like the savages they are.

• 39:46Speaker 05

  Oh. I wonder what, it will be interesting to see what approach he takes this time because I know he.

• 39:52Speaker 06

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• 40:22Speaker 04

  Hated it last time. So I wonder if he even tries the going on the offensive. He's like, Brandon's cool. I would probably start that route if I were him. Brandon, like you guys lay hate and be like, you know what? Brandon's a good guy. I hope the best for him this run.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  Don't give him tips here.

• 40:36Speaker 04

  I'd be like, please don't. Please don't kill me right now.

• 40:39Speaker 05

  And instead he decided to post it. He chose, he chose to post the word retard like, like he's so edgy. It's like when you're, it's like when like the Mormon kid swears in front of you. You're like, Michael, that's not one of your words. Stop trying to pretend like you're cool.

• 40:58Speaker 04

  Your first time cursing.

• 40:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:00Speaker 04

  Dude, I sent you that video. I don't, I don't think I sent Rich. You remember that video?

• 41:04Speaker 01

  Is it the Mormons that do soaking? Or is that the Jehovah's Witnesses?

• 41:07Speaker 05

  That's, that's a Mormon do soaking.

• 41:09Speaker 01

  Okay. That's, that's weird.

• 41:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  That's weird.

• 41:13Speaker 05

  Do you guys know what soaking is?

• 41:15Speaker 01

  Let's talk about it.

• 41:17Speaker 05

  Okay. So I've spent a lot of time in Salt Lake City. For obvious reasons.

• 41:23Speaker 04

  You have as well.

• 41:24Speaker 05

  Yes, yes, I have. Soaking is when you put yourself inside of a woman and then you're, you, you, it just stays there. It's just there, right? That's the thing.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  Cause it's the movement that God can see.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  But.

• 41:40Speaker 01

  If you're not moving, God can't see it.

• 41:42Speaker 04

  God is a T-Rex. Anipotent God. It's like, I found a way around his vision.

• 41:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's what I love.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  But you can actually have a friend.

• 41:50Speaker 05

  Your friend.

• 41:51Speaker 01

  Stomp on the bed. It's kind of like the shoe pump, but it's like the, the vanilla version of the shoe pump.

• 41:57Speaker 05

  Yeah. When you're soaking, yeah. When you're soaking, a friend can shake the bed, right?

• 42:02Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. So the shoe pump is, is when you are inside a woman and your buddy stomps on your ass to give you more motion. So it's kind of like that, but you know.

• 42:14Speaker 04

  I enjoyed both of your description, but when Eli made a face, he's just like, oh, you're just gonna cheat on, onnipotent God? And he's like this and like pretending that he was God with his eyes closed. Like God can't see that. I immediately thought that you were gonna do like an Asian God voice.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  Oh, it got me this time. Oh, the stripper-y human. Can't see this.

• 42:36Speaker 02

  Hey, Angel, where you at? Hey, hey, Adam, Eve. It's not Adam, it's Stevie, or no? Fucking sinners, am I right? Okay. I knew I shouldn't have done. This is why I hold back MSG for so long.

• 42:50Speaker 05

  No, when you do it, it's racist.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  I know. No, my last name's Hi, you can say that. Okay. Our people. Yeah.

• 42:56Speaker 05

  Why the bed shaking? I can't see this.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  Oh, now, how come my sons and daughters are coming at the same time even though they're not helping one another? Oh, well, I guess I better forget, give it next time. I'm Asian God, not at all very stereotypical.

• 43:11Speaker 04

  Adam, what's up? Okay, you happy? I need a woman or a partner. Oh, my God, okay, give me a rib. Okay, there you go, and boom, have fun with it. This dumb bitch fought for the snake trick.

• 43:23Speaker 05

  Adam, you're so needy.

• 43:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh, Adam, you're so needy. Don't trust a woman. I said a snake, she fell for that? No more fault for the snake trick.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  Adam, give me another rib, I want to make short ribs, they're so good. Agent, Agent Adam, you ever have your own short rib? Come here.

• 43:44Speaker 04

  He took two, he's just, I need two ribs. I need, he just used one and he tasted the other, he's like, oh, that's delicious, okay? Gonna send that down? Okay.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  What he's like, what? Asian God, Asian God takes one rib from Adam, he's like, okay, I made the woman, oh, I need one more to even it out.

• 44:06Speaker 02

  Oh, the rich are so good. Oh, Adam, short ribs, so delicious. That's how Korean barbecue came around.

• 44:12The Fat Electrician?

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• 44:16Speaker 05

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• 44:17The Fat Electrician?

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• 44:31Speaker 05

  How well does it lubricate?

• 44:32Speaker 02

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• 44:36Speaker 05

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• 44:38The Fat Electrician?

  I wish I was there when they figured out that it wasn't good for 73 hours. I like to imagine just a fat guy on a treadmill for 72 hours, straight as up, he's turned. Time to shower, finally.

• 44:48Speaker 05

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• 44:49The Fat Electrician?

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• 44:55The Fat Electrician?

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• 45:00Speaker 08

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• 45:04The Fat Electrician?

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• 45:08Speaker 08

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• 45:25The Fat Electrician?

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• 45:29Speaker 08

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• 45:30Speaker 04

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• 45:35The Fat Electrician?

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• 45:40The Fat Electrician?

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• 46:11Speaker 01

  So the Mormons have soaking and Christians use the back passage because God can't see anal. So anal's not a sin. And the Catholics just do choir boys, right? Is that how that works?

• 46:22Speaker 02

  It was the thing was young Christian girls would save. They would, they wouldn't lose their virginity. So they do it in the back door.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:31Speaker 02

  It also is if, because it wouldn't get them pregnant.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  So it was like they would still have like their vaginal virginity and they wouldn't be able to get pregnant. So there was like a time, like when I was growing up, when that was like the thing.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  I heard choir boys don't get pregnant either for the Catholics out there.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  It depends on which, you know, church you go to. It's evangelical. You got a little, you know, a lot of transitioning.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. It's a new world today.

• 46:55Speaker 04

  Like, fuck. Okay. Since we have you boys on the podcast, I know.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  The story, how I got him out of prison.

• 47:05Speaker 01

  Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I want to hear that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you guys, I had a 12 year old DUI charge. Oh, God, that was I thought that was going somewhere else.

• 47:18Speaker 01

  Are what? What did I sign a letter for? Rich's mind quickly slips into. 12 year old. I'm over here like, what the fuck? So I have this charge. It was literally from the end of 2013. I got a DUI for marijuana. And then I shortly after that, I was facing a lot of bigger charges in the state of Oregon. They wanted like 10 years in prison. And I was like, I don't want to do that. I'm just going to go to Florida and evade prosecution. It seemed like a great idea at the time. I was there for 10 years. I recently moved back to Oregon after I was able to get all my shit resolved in Florida and Oregon stopped prosecuting UUMVs, which is what I was facing. It's unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  So you could steal cars in Oregon. They don't care, by the way, just so you know, they're not going to prosecute you. No, it. So I I put in a motion from Florida to have my charges dropped so I could move back to Oregon. And the prosecutor that put me in prison, uh, when I went in 2009, was the judge who signed off on, yeah, cool, we'll drop all these charges. So thank you, Deborah Voe, appreciate you, your honor. Uh, and so I was able to move back, but I still had this warrant because I had probation for a DUI that I never finished. And and in fact, I like immediately fucked up, like I immediately violated. I was crusty back then. It was a bad deal. I was not acting like an adult, not handling my responsibilities.

• 48:47Speaker 01

  And nowadays I like to handle my responsibilities as head on as humanly possible. So I I knew that I had to clear this up. And, uh, so I I went and I got a lawyer and I asked the lawyer like, so what do I do with this situation? Like, you know, like, do I need to pay a fine? Because in Florida, you can basically buy your way out of anything. I don't know if it's like that here in Texas, but as I mean, as long as you don't a kid or beat up an elderly person in Florida, if you throw some money at it, get a good enough attorney, they're like, hey, we got you. But, um. Especially something like a PV or something, you know, like, well, we'll get you reinstated or whatever. I'm thinking it's, it's probably not going to be a big deal, but he's like, no, this prosecutor wants incarceration. And I'm like, well, you know, I did the dumb shit.

• 49:31Speaker 01

  I bought the ticket. I have to ride the ride, you know, I won the stupid, I played the stupid game. So here's my prize. I gotta go back into jail for a while. And I'm like, it's any, he was like, it's anywhere from 30 days to a year. And I was like, all right, well, how can we try to get it closer to the 30 days than the year? Because I'm gonna take accountability for my actions, but I'd super like to not spend a year in county jail right now. That doesn't sound all that awesome. And so he was like, well, you know, let's get all of your, because I have done copious amounts of treatment. I've done, you know, inpatient treatment, I've done outpatient treatment, I've done intensive outpatient treatment, you know, in the standard,

• 50:12Speaker 01

  I did, you know, a full sober living six month program where I'm, you know, living there, but, you know, out working every day. And, you know, I managed those places, I interned, and, you know, he's like, bring everything, bring information about your recovery coaching company, and bring me letters of, of character reference. And this is where Cody is going to say that I'm name dropping, because I'm gonna, I'm blessed, dude, I had people that stuck up for me. And it's not that I'm trying to name drop as much as, I never in my life would have thought that I would have these types of people, and you're actually writing letters of my character, dude, like, because like, I still see myself kind of like, I still

• 50:55Speaker 01

  see my past in my reflection. And, you know, there's still, I'm still working on that, letting that part of me go, because I'm still feel like I've got stuff to make up for. Like, I damaged multiple communities for 20 years. So I still feel the weight of that on my shoulders, and I do everything I can every day to like, bring. Good into the world to balance those scales. Maybe someday I'll feel like I've made up for that, but I'm not there yet. I'm working on getting there.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I saw Jelly Roll.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. So Jelly Roll.

• 51:24Speaker 02

  Jelly Roll's over here.

• 51:25Speaker 01

  His wife Bunny, they wrote me letters of character reference. Chris Hansen and this guy right here, also sheriffs from across the country. In particular, my good friend Sheriff John Staley out of Lone Oak County, Arkansas. Amazing dude, because I go into prisons and I speak to inmates when they're at a low moment. I go into treatment centers, I had treatment professionals write me letters. But out of all of these letters.

• 51:49Speaker 02

  Wait, so you were looking at a county year, right?

• 51:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, a county year was the max.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  So county year was the max. You just finished probation, didn't you?

• 51:57Speaker 01

  I just finished my probation out of Florida. I had two years of house arrest and two years of probation. Flying colors, no violations, not a single wag of the finger even.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  Just absolutely followed it to the letter, went above and beyond. In fact, my PO in Florida was like, please stop calling me about every little fucking thing. And I'm like, making sure I'm in compliance. And she's like, you're in too much compliance, dude. So, but you know, that's what I felt like I needed to do to be able to make it through. I don't know how to live like a normal motherfucker at this point in my life. I'm still figuring it out, you know, but like law abiding was not something I was super good at. So, you know, I wanted to make sure what I was doing was what I was supposed to be doing. Because I was taking it seriously. I was given a blessing. And every time you're given a blessing, or really it was grace. It was grace beyond what I earned or deserved.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  So I wanted to respect that by following it by the letter. It was important to me because every time I've disrespected a blessing, God slaps the shit out of me and dude got hands, homie. You know what I'm saying? Do not like it. Just slap the shit.

• 53:09Speaker 01

  So give him an inch, he take a mile. Out of all of those letters.

• 53:13Speaker 02

  Why he keep doing this?

• 53:15Speaker 01

  Out of letters. Oh my me, why does JD keep fucking up? Out of all of those letters, when I went to, so I go to court and I, I meet with my lawyer outside the courtroom and he's like, you ready to go in today? And I'm like, I'm ready to go in. Let's go handle business. This is the last thing I have to do. This is literally out of 20 years of being a degenerate drug addict career criminal. This is the last thing that I have to pay off. This is my last debt to society, my last criminal, anything to deal with. And I'm like, let's go. I'm excited at this point. Like I'm, I've got three pairs of underwear on because if you go into the county jail, wearing three pairs of white underwear, they let you keep them and they don't give you underwear. When you go in there, they just give you a jumpsuit. I've got my white t-shirt on. Did not know that. Very interesting. Certain counties, they let you do that. Pro tip.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  And I'm, I'm ready to go. I've got like 2K in my pocket for my canteen. I'm going to get fat kid in there. You know what I'm saying? Just work out, read and eat. And we walk in the courtroom and he's like, that's a different prosecutor. He's like, hold on. He goes and talks to the prosecutor and the prosecutor's like, uh, he comes back. He's like, the prosecutor knows you from your content and feels like it would be a waste of time and resources to put you in jail when you could be out here continuing to do what you do. So he wants you to, uh, he, he wants to give you community service, but his one ask is that you talk about this in a way that shows what taking

• 54:41Speaker 01

  accountability for your actions can do for you. And I'm like, accountability is my whole entire fucking thing, you know? Like that's hugely important to me. That's something I live by. And he's like, cool. It's still up to the judge. So we gotta sell this to the judge and the judge, like the prosecutor goes harder for me than any paid attorney I've ever had, trying to convince this judge that I should get community service. It was incredible. That dude went, I love that dude. And the judge is like, I'm going to read these letters and there's a lot of them and he's looking through them. He's scrolling through these letters and I, I mentioned those other people because out of all of those letters, the letter he stops on, he's like, I want to read a quote

• 55:24Speaker 01

  out of this letter. And he starts reading Rich's letter and he's like, and this is coming from an SVU detective, which shows that.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  This man has made serious life changes. I'm gonna agree with the prosecutor on this. And I'm gonna give you the community service.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  You had a jump out, boy.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, yeah, and my wife's

• 55:46Speaker 05

  Going hard for you.

• 55:47Speaker 01

  My wife's in the courtroom behind me and she's crying. This is the, that woman is a saint. And this is like the fifth time she's had to go to a courtroom and maybe I come home, maybe I don't. And uh, she's, you know, just rode out with me through all of this and she is not a criminal. She's never been a criminal, never been a drug addict. She's just a rider ass trad wife. You know, she's just the shit, like literally the best. I would not be here today if it wasn't for her. I'm convinced of that. Um, and I get to walk out on my own two feet. Ready to go to jail. I get to walk out. The only thing that he read out loud was Rich's letter. So thank you, man. I haven't gotten to thank you in person. I appreciate it.

• 56:28Speaker 01

  It, all of that, I know that you didn't go into a career as a, you know, an English major, but you definitely helped me. So I feel like that three and a half years you spent in college, it did something good. Right here, I'm sitting.

• 56:43Speaker 05

  Cool.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:44Speaker 05

  Good.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  I didn't have to eat top ramen and cream baloney.

• 56:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. Now let me tell you what really happened.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  I get a call one day from JD and I look at my phone. I'm like, oh, JD's calling me. That's fucking cool. Cause we've been bullshitting back and forth and talking about some, you know, like content. Hey, you wanna come on my thing? Yeah, I'll come on your thing. I have a, probably coming on things that's not the way I should have described it. You guys are doing great with verbiage today. Yeah, right? So

• 57:08Speaker 05

  You're talking about your prison friend?

• 57:11Speaker 02

  So uh, my wife's just like, who's calling? I'm like, oh, it's JD. What's going on? And I get up from the couch and I'm like, hey dude, what's going on? He's like, hey, I have a massive favor and I feel uncomfortable asking you about it. You don't have to do it. This is just a request. He was very nice. You're very nice about it. He was really trying to take the pressure off of me. And he's like, I got picked up for an old DUI. And I'm looking at spending a county year, like that's the max. Uh, I'm just wondering, you can say no. I was like, oh, do you need me to write a character letter for you? He's like, can you do that? And I was like, fuck yeah, dude. You know how many people I put in jail? I can take one out?

• 57:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's fair trade. Absolutely. So I went to work like the next day and I sat down and I was just like,

• 58:01Speaker 02

  Your dearest judge. JD Delay is a handsome, beautiful man who has served his time with the community and has assisted others in their time in, out, and recovering from prison life.

• 58:16Speaker 02

  And then I creamed it up with all the stuff that you want to hear. As a Buffalo Police Special Victims Unit detective, formally attached to the FBI Safe Streets Program, hunting violent gang members and seeing the effects that drugs have had in the community.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  I think that I kept it short and simple. Yeah, I church it up.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:38Speaker 02

  That's fucking awesome, man. I think I can get one guy out. You know? And then he called me up and he goes, dude, he read your letter out loud. I started jumping up and down and I was like, yeah. I was like fist pumping. I was like, of course it, God is, God, God has a good sense of humor. And so of course, you know, I put in my letter and it's, and he, the guy reads mine. And then, yeah, he got off scot-free. Didn't learn a thing.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  Sir, I've done 22 hours of my community service.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  22 hours. I had to do more for my disorderly conduct.

• 59:10Speaker 01

  I've got, I have to do 80 altogether.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  I have to do 60 something. Really?

• 59:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:17Speaker 02

  Oh, I love that.

• 59:18Speaker 05

  God, we were talking about last night about officer discretion. It's like, sometimes you don't have to, you know, be an asshole to the criminals.

• 59:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:27Speaker 05

  And you're just like, you're a super nice guy, just writing this letter for JD.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:32Speaker 05

  That's awesome, man.

• 59:33Speaker 02

  I was glad I got him out. I was glad that you called me. Yeah. That made me happy that you called me. I was like, cool.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  Well, you know, like, I don't ever want to ask somebody to vouch for me. Like, especially, you know, my past, you know, my history, but me and you are friends and I think you know that I'm not going to take advantage of it and go out and do damage to the community. I feel like you, at this point, know me well enough to know that if you help me swerve a county year, I'm not going to be out like murdering ladies or anything like that. Might be murdering that butthole, but you know, that's different.

• 1:00:05Speaker 02

  My butthole.

• 1:00:06Speaker 01

  Or Tony's.

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  Or, or, you know, Mormon butthole. Because God cannot see it. Oh, my God. JD Delay is gone. I cannot see him while he inside another person's butthole.

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  That's where I should hide if the SWAT team ever comes for me again.

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  I love Tony's butthole.

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  One of my favorite stories that you talked about the first time when we met was like, you're like, yeah, I hid a pile of clothes. And I was like, that's why I jump on piles of clothes when I used to search houses.

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's what, yeah, I wanted to, that, those are other topics because it was like, oh, man, from each, we get, we get to break down both sides. It's like your worst chase or favorite chase. Well, I don't know how to say that for you.

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  The one that ended the best.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. What chase is that? Because then what, like you guys breaking that down and then vice versa, your guys is like, oh, this chase sucked or this chase was dope, but here's X, Y, and Z.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  Oh, dudes that hide behind doors. I broke a guy's nose one time because I just pushed the door in as hard as I could because they teach you that.

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  You gotta clear the, you gotta clear the back of the door.

• 1:01:09Speaker 05

  Hit the door as hard as you can because people try to hide behind doors.

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:13Speaker 05

  And so just hit it as hard as you can.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:01:16Speaker 05

  You, you're just hearing, ooh.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you're like, found him. Marco.

• 1:01:22Speaker 04

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• 1:01:25Speaker 05

  Brendan, I asked you a fucking question.

• 1:01:27Speaker 08

  No, Eli, what's that?

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

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• 1:01:31Speaker 08

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• 1:01:35Speaker 08

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• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  My favorite.

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• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  Brandon, what are these three drops of water and an eggplant mean?

• 1:02:19Speaker 08

  It's a tip for good service.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  I like tips.

• 1:02:21Speaker 05

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• 1:02:54Speaker 02

  My, uh, my favorite thing to do, tell me if you've fallen for this before. Uh, I'll just go into like a building and I'm like, bro, I see you. Show me your hands and come out. And I'll say it like two or three. I'll be like, dude, I'm serious. I'm not, don't make me come in there and get you. Come out with your hands up. I can see you. And they'll be like, damn it. And I'll be like, oh, sweet. Got him. Got him, bitch. You know?

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  Tinky shit.

• 1:03:25Speaker 01

  You just cockpoxed yourself on the next time you try that.

• 1:03:27Speaker 02

  I thought I saw a dude one time. I did not. I said it. And I was looking at the area where I thought I saw him. Dude came out of another area. I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah, I knew you were there. Get out of the grass.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  How many, how many, how many are in here?

• 1:03:43Speaker 05

  Well, it's like I talk about all the time, like policing really is just like daycare. It's adult daycare. So it's like Eli, when you're playing hide and go seek with your kid, like Rich was just talking about, just like, I see you and they go, yeah, you got me. It's like, no, I didn't.

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  Bro, and imagine being a correctional officer, cause that really is adult daycare.

• 1:04:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Like, that's like, like 100%. I've talked, I've sat and chopped it up with CEOs and they're like, yeah, I mean, I'm basically a babysitter, bro. I'm a babysitter for grown ass men who all are trying to prove they have the biggest dick.

• 1:04:21Speaker 06

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• 1:04:28Speaker 06

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• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  And it's true.

• 1:04:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  It's true. There's so many people in prison with complexes, bro, like everybody in prison is, is, has some sort of mental illness. There's, as my friend Grady Judd would say, there's a hitch in their giddy up somewhere. I realized that at some, a certain point, I realized that like most of the 99% of the people I knew were just kids that got traumatized as a kid, didn't know how to process it, didn't know how to properly place it, never got therapy, including my fucking self. And so we ended up acting out and our development stopped because of the trauma. And then we continued to atrophy our development with numbing out because we couldn't handle our feelings. And then you get to prison and everybody's just trying to prove that they're Billy badass, you know?

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  Did you drop Grady Judd's name down right there?

• 1:05:39Speaker 01

  Sheriff Grady Judd.

• 1:05:41Speaker 05

  Somewhere down there.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  Your friend Grady Judd. Somewhere down there, but yeah, that's one of my favorite sayings. I love it when he says, there's a hitch in his giddy up. That shit's great.

• 1:05:52Speaker 05

  That's such a cowboy thing to say.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  It is, dude. It is. The Florida sheriffs are like Wild West sheriffs, dude. Him and Chitwood and then the, the dude from Lee County, what's his name? Marcino?

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  Which one's the guy that has the photos and he likes to, he loves the photos?

• 1:06:06Speaker 01

  Grady Judd.

• 1:06:07Speaker 02

  Okay. That you did the TikTok with? This is illegal?

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  Dude, I, I facepomped so hard when I saw that. I was like, what? In a good way. I was like, what the fuck is happening? What world am I living in?

• 1:06:19Speaker 01

  Bro, his social media person, she is fire, bro. She's like, I have the perfect TikTok trend for you guys.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  She thought of it?

• 1:06:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  Oh, that's.

• 1:06:28Speaker 01

  And so he's like, me and him are both lip syncing to this song, hello, it's nice to meet you. And he's like, am I doing this right? This feels weird. I feel, I don't feel right doing this. And she's like, you nailed it. And I'm like, I don't even remember the lines. Yeah. That shit popped off and then. Is this illegal? Yeah. It feels illegal. Two weeks of just like JD's a Nazi bootlicker in my comments. I'm like, thank you for upping my engagement. Talk more about my not an alligator Alcatraz shirt and make my sales go higher. Yeah. I have a Florida around and find out shirt that has nothing to do with alligator Alcatraz. Since I joined bunker branding, is that name dropping too?

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  Since I joined bunker branding. Tell me more about this. Because. We planned this shit. It's okay if it's advertising for us. So I planned this out like two months ahead of time for a shirt just with an alligator holding an assault rifle with a fucking bulletproof vest on and in the background, there's like palm trees and a Florida ghetto. And it says Florida around and find out. I'm just a very Florida centric person, dude. I spent a decade there. I have an alligator tattooed on the side of my head. I, I fuck with the swamp puppies, dog. They're my, they're my people. And so it ends up dropping the day that I fly out to Florida. So that we just, we just timed it like that. We were like, I'm, I'm flying in on the first and we're doing a new drop on the first. Let's do the Florida round and find out shirt.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  It's been out for, we've, we thought about this months ago. It just happened to be the day that they opened alligator Alcatraz and it's all over the news. And everybody's like, oh, he's a Nazi and it's a concentration camp. And like, I also fed into it a little bit, like just comparing how the treatment in alligator Alcatraz is compared to how we treat people all around the country in any sort of incarcerated situation. Like, I'm like, look, these, this is where they're, they're the, the living quarters for them. This is a normal dorm setting. There's three toilets. The sinks are on the toilets, which is something that. God, what the fuck was her name? Debbie Wasserman Schwartz was freaking out.

• 1:08:39Speaker 01

  They shit and drink in the same place. You dumb ass performative. Have you never seen what that's inmate standards? That's your sink is on top of your toilet. And she's like, it's so degrading and dehumanizing the way we're treating them. Like their mattresses are fucking this thick, homie. Like we got like that. You know what I'm saying? Like it was so crazy. All of the performative bullshit going on. And I was just like, look, this is just normal. This is what we do. And then there was a rumor that they were, somebody did a video with pictures of incinerators. And they're like showing trash incinerators that aren't on site at Alligator Alcatraz.

• 1:09:16Speaker 01

  And there was a Tik Tok rumor that somebody's cousin said that her friend was contracted to install these at Alligator Alcatraz. And so there, everybody's like, they're gonna, they're burning illegals. And I'm like, first off, you can't burn a body in those. Like that's literally a trash incinerator. Like what are you talking about? Yeah, absolutely. It does not work.

• 1:09:38Speaker 02

  Yeah. You gotta put them back in there, cut up the limbs. It's just a mess.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  Like if you want to talk about how we treat people when they're incarcerated in this country, cool. But let's do it across the board and not just make it about what fits this, this narrative. You know what I'm saying? Because there's things we probably could like do better as far as incarcerating people. I don't think the conditions need to be worked on too much in the majority of places. I think what we need to do is start focusing more on rehabilitation. Rehabilitation. And I think that like, if you have inmates in a minimum custody facility, I feel like that's a waste, bro. Put them on community control, put them in house arrest. So they're working, they're working towards building, you know, their future and all of that.

• 1:10:26Speaker 01

  At least make it an open option for that to be able to be a thing. They're paying taxes instead of just taking up tax dollars, sitting in some fucking minimum custody thing. When you're in minimum, you're a few years to the gate anyway. Let them spend that time doing something productive instead of being a drain. Like I always told myself when I'm in prison, I'm literally on welfare right now. Like I'm taking up people's tax dollars. This sucks. This is stupid. I'm a piece of shit for this. Let, let them give back to society and save imprisoning people for people that just can't be trusted in society. And honestly, if you can't be trusted in society, there's some things that with proper rehabilitation,

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  you might be able to come back from, and there's other things that you can't. And if you are not somebody that can be rehabilitated, we should not be wasting tax dollars on keeping you breathing. There's a very, there are very cost effective ways to just handle the situation, chalk you up as a fucking loss. If you kid, bro, we shouldn't be like, oh, well, you know, when he comes out in six months, he's gonna not do this again. Well, you know, statistically he is, uh, you know, somebody who goes in and does a school shooting. Why the do you get the chance to come out and do that again? Fuck that. We shouldn't pay for your three hots and a cot. When we can just do the, you know, rope is super eco-friendly and you could reuse that bitch a lot, a lot.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  Rich, I gotta ask you, buddy.

• 1:11:54Speaker 02

  Ask me.

• 1:11:55Speaker 05

  How do we solve the problem with, do you, do you think we should have public hangings? Like back in the day, like cowboy days, you remember they, they used to have like everyone to come from everywhere? And they would sit there and they would have a picnic and they would like watch the public hangings.

• 1:12:13Speaker 02

  I think it should be, uh, put on like PBS. I think, I think if you have a like a

• 1:12:18Speaker 01

  Trump cancel that? Do we still have PBS?

• 1:12:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, but we can make it pay-per-view.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Give it to Dana White, bro.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  Now it's paying for itself and you get to see like

• 1:12:28Speaker 05

  Will you be my

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  The Boston bomber.

• 1:12:30Speaker 05

  Neighbor.

• 1:12:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's after Mr. Rogers, the public execution.

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  It's Dora the Explorer.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  Can you say execution?

• 1:12:42Speaker 04

  Execution.

• 1:12:45Speaker 01

  Bring back Gladiator shit, bro. Just arm, arm.

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, we were talking about that last night, dude.

• 1:12:50Speaker 01

  One chomo with a fucking broadsword and another one with a mace and whichever one comes out on top.

• 1:12:56Speaker 02

  We're still gonna kill you.

• 1:12:57Speaker 01

  Painless, you know, execution, just to double tap to the back of the dome.

• 1:13:01Speaker 02

  I like the pay-per-view idea. Now that I said it, I like, I like the state-run television pay-per-view of like an execution of like somebody that murdered somebody or school shooter or the, like the Boston bombers.

• 1:13:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:13Speaker 05

  Oh, and, and the money goes towards a charity.

• 1:13:16Speaker 02

  Sure, absolutely.

• 1:13:17Speaker 04

  Taxes.

• 1:13:18Speaker 01

  I mean, honestly, bro, honestly.

• 1:13:20Speaker 02

  It goes to like the survivors of Uvalde.

• 1:13:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:22Speaker 01

  I love.

• 1:13:23Speaker 02

  I mean, Texas zaps people, too. So you, you, they can make a lot of money.

• 1:13:28Speaker 05

  Oh, we, we did just get into shooting people, too. South Carolina just executed a guy by, uh, shooting.

• 1:13:34Speaker 01

  Firing squad, yeah.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  Mormon or, it's like Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses, some of them are like, they can't put anything inside their body and stuff like that. So they'll be like, yeah, uh, firing squad, I'm good to go with that. Yeah, just, could you just, uh, blast me in the chest with some thirty odd six? That's what I would be like.

• 1:13:51Speaker 05

  But, but they can soak. They, they can soak, though. They can put things inside.

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, yeah, they're, they're bullet soaking is what they're doing.

• 1:14:01Speaker 05

  Shake the rifle.

• 1:14:03Speaker 01

  What we were discussing on, on the other show that we did was, uh, like Trump is a businessman, right? There's a way to sell this to him as a businessman. Be like, hey, imagine the pay-per-view sales. Put Dana White in charge of this shit.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  I see it.

• 1:14:16Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  I'm seeing it.

• 1:14:18Speaker 01

  You wanna, you wanna get the deficit handled? Boom. We can do that. I like the charity idea, but if you're actually gonna sell it to somebody who can get that shit done, make it make sense business-wise.

• 1:14:29Speaker 02

  Illegals. We, we ship them off, but they have to do like, um, that, that, that Asian show where they had to run across stuff.

• 1:14:36Speaker 01

  Oh, it's the squid game.

• 1:14:38Speaker 02

  No, squid, no, no, God, no, that's the game.

• 1:14:41Speaker 01

  What is the game called? Uh?

• 1:14:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, Takisha's castle.

• 1:14:46Speaker 02

  Takisha's castle.

• 1:14:47Speaker 04

  Takashi. Is it Takisha or Takashi?

• 1:14:49Speaker 02

  Takeshi's castle? Yeah, yeah, where they have to like run across the obstacles and like fall in the water. And if you're like, oh no, you know, remember when they would dub it really poorly?

• 1:14:57Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:57Speaker 02

  Those are my favorites. I love those. We do that for illegal immigration. If you make it, get to stay. If you don't, you're out of here.

• 1:15:05Speaker 04

  And it's the fun.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  And make that pay per, you know, put that on a television show. You'll have endless amounts of entertainment for years.

• 1:15:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's no violence on it. It is funny as hell.

• 1:15:14Speaker 02

  And you split it up so it's not just a bunch of Mexican and brown people.

• 1:15:17Speaker 04

  It's not Hunger Games.

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:15:19Speaker 04

  You're like, they die.

• 1:15:20Speaker 02

  It begins, I want 5,000 people to try out and I want one to live and he gets a citizenship. Like brutal.

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  Oh, so I mean, but there, here's the thing is that like they're super focusing on just the brown people that are getting deported.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  Brothers whites.

• 1:15:38Speaker 01

  I know there is. I know. I've seen, I followed this Russian chick on TikTok who was like, yeah, I'm being deported. Thanks a lot, Trump.

• 1:15:47Speaker 02

  Canadians too. Get the fuck out of here.

• 1:15:49Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  Icebacks.

• 1:15:52Speaker 02

  Snow Mexicans.

• 1:15:53Speaker 04

  Yes, no Mexicans.

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  I have.

• 1:15:56Speaker 01

  The frostbacks.

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, frostbacks. I have, uh, I want to tell you the story. I accidentally, not, not accidentally, but I have a feud, I guess, with a, an inmate in a Colorado prison who writes articles.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:16:15Speaker 02

  So I'll give you the backstory.

• 1:16:18Speaker 01

  Are you asking me to put out a hit?

• 1:16:19Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:16:20Speaker 01

  People in Colorado prisons.

• 1:16:21Speaker 02

  I'm sure you do.

• 1:16:24Speaker 01

  I have a gang out there that I'm friends with.

• 1:16:26Speaker 02

  Probably make another video on them and, and, and similar to this, tell them to politely.

• 1:16:30Speaker 04

  JD's like, I know what you're putting down.

• 1:16:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got you. I got you.

• 1:16:33Speaker 02

  I'll square this up.

• 1:16:34Speaker 01

  So you guys, I got those soups on your canteen.

• 1:16:37Speaker 02

  I need you to fly a kite real quick and let the boys know.

• 1:16:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  Slip that shit. So.

• 1:16:42Speaker 01

  Got a mission for you for a cop out here. Want somebody dead.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  He's not a small man, so you might need a bigger dude. So a while ago, about a year, a year and a half ago, I made a video because my buddy sent this story to me and he's like, have you seen this? I was like, no. The story is that a Colorado prison system, one of the Colorado prisons had a VFW in it, a veteran of foreign wars, uh, community in there. And so they had a post inside of this prison, which is like, cool, whatever.

• 1:17:10Speaker 01

  That's fucking cool.

• 1:17:11Speaker 02

  That's pretty cool. And I was about it. If you could rehabilitate the people, a lot of the people that were the heads of it were chomos, uh, a guy that held a teacher in her basement for hours and tried to kill her four or five times.

• 1:17:24Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:17:25Speaker 02

  Um, a guy that killed a, a college student because he thought she was going to snitch on him because she was moving some ecstasy.

• 1:17:31Speaker 01

  Um, do you want to know why that is? Why they get in those positions? Because those positions are usually held, uh, for people who can get clear conduct. It's basically there, there's incentive levels in, in a lot of prisons for, if you don't get in trouble, if you don't get caught with contraband, if you don't get caught bawling out another inmate's back passage, if you don't assault staff, you know, and you don't get DRs, disciplinary reports. Like in Oregon, like there was incentive levels if you get 18 months without that shit, which is why dudes like, um, the happy face killer won't fight back when you punch him in his shit because he has over, he got his 18 months clear conduct and he got a, a special fancy cell. Um, but so

• 1:18:15Speaker 01

  to get in those positions where you're running shit, it usually requires that you have the incentive level to be able to do that, just so you know. And chomos are never an issue for the cops unless a gang sends them on a mission because they're not actual criminals. They're creatures. They're not people committing crimes. They're monsters.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. So I make a video where I say, hey, and I say this in the video, which they choose to ignore. I say, hey, if you are like getting out, you had some drug charges, if you stole a bunch of cars and you're trying to flip your life around, hey, there's things we can go back from. One guy smashed a baby on the concrete until it was dead.

• 1:18:54Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 1:18:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, that's one of their like vice presidents or chairmans. Like I said, there was like one or two chomos in there. Um, and a guy that like held a woman in a basement and raped her a bunch. And then tried to kill her a couple of times, like during that time period, like choked her out until she passed out and then she came to, um.

• 1:19:13Speaker 02

  So I make a video about it. I say, hey, if it was somebody getting out, cool. These guys are doing like 40 to life, most in life sentences. I'm like, I don't want chomos and like guys that are murdering like 18 year old college students to be in a VFW and be a part of the community. Like you've decided that you don't want to be a part of this community anymore. There's standards for being, you know, a military member, even if the veteran status stays with you after you get out.

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:39Speaker 02

  So what ends up happening is like six months, within six months of me posting the video, uh, a lot of people in the VFW community are like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. We've got a VFW in a prison that represents us, members of the VFW. Then there's child in it? No, no, absolutely not. So what ends up happening is the, they start saying, hey, listen, there's a conduct and we're actually going to be removing people from this VFW inside the prison. And eventually

• 1:20:10Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:11Speaker 02

  there's so few people in it that they can't have a post. The post goes away.

• 1:20:14Speaker 01

  Oh, no, there was that many?

• 1:20:16Speaker 02

  There was that many people that had like committed serious murders or the kid or smashed the kid's face in the concrete.

• 1:20:22Speaker 01

  Murder is one of those things where it's like, who was the victim and what was the reason behind it? Because there are valid reasons to kill people. There's never a valid reason to fuck a kid or to rape a woman. There are valid reasons for murder, but carry on.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  One of them that I actually like, I didn't side with his murder, but like I sided with, with, uh, the inmate. He had gotten in like some sort of argument with a guy outside of a bar. He went to his truck, the guy came outside and then he turned around and like shot him in like an alleyway. And then drove away, the cops pulled him over and he's like, yeah, I killed him. And but he owned up to it, right? Him, I'm like, okay, cool. You fucked up. Maybe you're drunk. Maybe you're high. It seems pretty cut and dry. You probably shouldn't have shot that guy, you know, and but you cop to it.

• 1:21:03Speaker 01

  If he would have stayed and, and talked to the cops, he might've been able to sell it to them in a way where he would have gotten like a lesser charge.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  I don't know about that. I'm just saying like he owned up to what he did, right? He owned up to it.

• 1:21:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  Right? And even though it was a murder, okay. So.

• 1:21:21Speaker 02

  The guy that wrote one of the articles writes about it that I read, writes another article in response to my video. And he goes, basically, I have a piece of shit that he doesn't give a about. And I took away the VFW from him. He was like, one of the tertiary, third or fourth in like, the chain of command, like, vice president, assistant vice president, whatever in the VFW. And he goes on a little bit of a rant, and it's just like, you took away something good from us. Fuck that guy. We were doing great things. Doesn't talk about any of the chomos that were in the unit as like, the vice president.

• 1:22:01Speaker 01

  What was his charge?

• 1:22:02Speaker 02

  His charge was, he was a drug dealer, and he killed, like, an 18 or 19 year old female college student, because she was moving ecstasy, like, buying ecstasy from him. And then he thought that she was snitching to the cops, so he offered her.

• 1:22:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, no.

• 1:22:14Speaker 02

  Tim and like, two dudes like, broke into her apartment and killed her.

• 1:22:17Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:22:18Speaker 02

  And then.

• 1:22:18Speaker 01

  No, fuck him.

• 1:22:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:20Speaker 01

  It's like, that's not, that's about, even by like, convict code, which is scumbaggery. It's bottom of the barrel morality. No, that's a big old, no, fuck him.

• 1:22:30Speaker 02

  So, so he tells me, via his article that he writes, he's like, a month or two old now. I was gonna do a video on it, maybe I will again. Yeah, that basically, I'm scum. Because I took away his VFW.

• 1:22:43Speaker 01

  The dude who killed a little 18 year old girl, because he was a drug dealer, and he didn't want to get caught. Oh, that dude thinks that you're scum.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. Which I could give a shit.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  Timbers are shivered over here.

• 1:22:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. He, he also talks to like, somebody in like, the Colorado press, and I talked to this guy in the Colorado press, a little bit more of a story. So this guy in this Colorado news establishment is like, hey, can I call you up and talk to you about this thing, your video that he did? I was like, sure. So I talked to him about it, and he goes, you know, like, how do you feel about that? I go, well, I feel like the VFW was retarded for doing that. He's like, oh, interesting. I was like, you can quote me on that.

• 1:23:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:17Speaker 02

  It's retarded. And, and he did. God bless him. Said it's retarded. Now, what he did with the article was he tried to paint me as like, some sort of dirty cop that shouldn't be listened to. He's like, oh, he's controversial. But then on this opposite side of the same coin, is like, these guys in the VFW deserve a second chance murderers and child.

• 1:23:36Speaker 01

  Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, here's the thing is that if they were serious about that shit, they should have policed their own community in there. Boom. And that is a major thing in prison is you are who you associate with. Yeah. Like it's birds of a feather flock together. Chimos and bozos and punks and rats all have each other's backs. Like i- if you are in prison and you are sitting at the same table as a fucking child, you are a fucking baby. Yeah. If you're sitting at the table with somebody who women or kills women or children, you are that person. Who you are, who you associate with is a reflection of you. So they should have had the fucking moral aptitude and the spine to have those people removed from those positions.

• 1:24:19Speaker 01

  And in prison, oftentimes, since you don't go to the authorities about things, what that means is you have somebody or you personally yourself, take them off the yard. Which means, you know, i- if you wanna extort somebody into it, you send a torpedo. Torpedoes are great. You can call them a torpedo or a crash test dummy. You get somebody who's on a bad charge and you tell them, hey, check it out. We are gonna fucking give you extra breathing holes, uh, all throughout your neck. Uh, and it's, you're not gonna be breathing through them for very long unless you go and do this. Here's what I want you to do. You see that big old fat child fuck over there? Go take flight on him and you don't have to win. Both of you just have to go to the hole. Just go take flight, do it right in front of the cops and then they both go to the hole.

• 1:25:03Speaker 01

  And your problem is solved for a little bit. And then by the time he gets out, he's not gonna have that. We talked about the incentive program. He just got a DR. He's out for at least 18 months. And if he ever gets back in, you just rinse, repeat. They should have been policing their own community if they wanted to keep a community. Yeah. I'm sorry, but that's, that's, that is what it is. He sounds like he is on some punk shit to me. Because I mean, well, look at his charge. Of course, he's gonna sympathize with people who kids and lock women in basements and them. Because he's on that same type of scumbag ass time.

• 1:25:39Speaker 01

  That's the prison view of it.

• 1:25:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:25:41Speaker 02

  I felt my two cents was that, hey, listen, if you murder somebody, but you cop up to it, if you did a whole bunch of like, you know, stealing burglaries and bullshit, but you're trying to get out, even if you got like a life term for whatever, like, own your shit. But when you've got a bunch of child mothers in it and you're not policing your own, you're like, oh, cool. Everybody coming to the VFW, including like the guy that two eight year olds and then got caught with a bunch of child and dozens of kids used underwears like in his house when he got raided a couple of years ago. And that's what that's the time he's serving. Like, maybe you should not have that guy. Maybe you shouldn't have the guy that bashes his girlfriend's kid's face. Like one year old, 18 month old into the fricking concrete and then be like, oh yeah,

• 1:26:25Speaker 02

  it fell down the stairs. And then when the medical examiners looked at it, they're like, no, this baby had its had the shit shaken out of it that its brain stem was removed from it, like dislocated from itself is detached. Like, like, and I'm, and I'm, and then this fucking dickhead.

• 1:26:40Speaker 04

  What this guy did, you're like.

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  Oh, he ruined my VFW time. And I'm like, fuck you.

• 1:26:45Speaker 04

  The VFW looked at the situation and was like, oh yeah, remove that. That's, I don't, that's it. Like, no business will want to be associated with individuals like that. And then I'm assuming other veterans that were in prison with him probably didn't want to be part of that VFW class either.

• 1:27:04Speaker 01

  And that's why, that's why there's so contrary to popular belief, there are a lot of gang members that are, are like devout Christians and shit like that. Yeah. But they don't go to church because there's a saying in prison, not everybody who goes to church is a chomo, but all chomos go to church. And people that are really about that life are not about to go sit with a, you know, a on this side of them and a fucking diaper sniffer on the other side of them. Coca-Cola for the big, for the small, the short and the tall.

• 1:27:38Speaker 06

  Peacemakers, risk takers, for the optimists, pessimists, for long distance love, for introverts and extroverts, the thinkers and the doers, for old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 1:28:01Speaker 01

  Just not gonna do it. Yeah. You know, there's, there's certain things that you avoid. I liked it at Snake River. We, we had a system where there were certain dudes with bad charges that were like, they were allowed to go on the yard because they were paying gangs or whatever, which isn't my personal politics. You're not, you, you don't deserve sunlight or fresh air if you hurt a kid. But that was, they all had to stay on the volleyball court. So you'd see just all these weird looking coke bottle glasses, triple chins.

• 1:28:31Speaker 02

  Oh dude, Chum, I was like, especially the ones that are like some of the most saddest turtle looking frog people I've ever seen.

• 1:28:37Speaker 01

  And bro, like they're like, it's, it's funny because you know, you can see it, you guys at home can see it if you watch stuff like watch, you know, Gideon and Alex Rossin's bus and Chris Hansen's bus. You'll see that the, the people that are into young boys, like they're, they're mentally retarded, bro. Yeah. They're meant, they're not mentally all there. Uh, do I feel bad for them? No, I don't. I don't fuck them. They should be executed. But, uh, you know, it's a real life thing that most of them are just completely fucked in the dome, you know? And then every once in a while you have like the, the decent looking, uh, very charismatic, you know, youth pastor or teacher or something that, but for the most part, there's a look.

• 1:29:18Speaker 01

  So when you see a volleyball, sand pit volleyball court, full of all these Well, hey, you guys wanna play Dungeons and Dragons? Type motherfuckers. It is hilarious to watch, bro. Like one of them will, it'll be the first day and one of them's like out stumbling out towards the weight pile. I think I'm gonna do some, no bitch, you're gonna go to that volleyball court. Get the fuck out of here before we fuck you up. Yeah, nerds. Fucking nerds.

• 1:29:47Speaker 02

  The prison nerds are chemos.

• 1:29:49Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's literally how it is, bro. It's crazy. Fucking what new prison is? You were talking about baby shakers, bro. Yeah. There was a dude that, uh, he was all over the news in Oregon. He had shook a baby to death. We knew he was coming. We didn't know what, what institution he'd landing. Cause there's, I, I think maybe like 16, 17 prisons in Oregon. Last time I counted, I don't know, give or take, they might've shut some down. Um, but he ended up landing at the prison that I was at and he immediately asked for PC and the cops were like, no baby shaker, no. And when he came on the, the, the block, the cop announced. What's PC for?

• 1:30:33Speaker 01

  Protective custody. That's where they, they put you in a solitary cell and you sit there and you fucking rot in a solitary cell and that you don't get a lot of access, but it's still inmates making your food. It's still inmates bringing you your food. It's still inmates doing your laundry. So they'll like put broken glass and human feces in their food. They'll, they'll put, uh, there's chemicals in the laundry room that they can put into your, your laundry so that when you put it on, it's fine. But as soon as you sweat, like the, the moisture activates it and it gives you horrific chemical burns. Like sometimes they have to take you out to medical and you'll be walking across the control room floor and somebody will just take flight on your punk ass. But this dude,

• 1:31:13Speaker 01

  they refused in PC and announced that this is the baby shaker coming in, right? And so like, everybody knew this dude was a baby shaker, bro. And he ended up falling up a flight of cement stairs. Let's just say. Tragedy. It happens a lot. And it's horrible. He, he, he was super fucked up, uh, and, and non-verbal when the cops came and took him out and they took him and they just took him to the hole. They didn't even take his ass to medical. They just, oh, he's on the floor, all fucked up, covered in his own blood, looking retarded. They dragged him to the hole. He ended up dying of an aneurysm in the hole. Damn. Yeah. Not sad about that.

• 1:31:53Speaker 02

  Similar to the way that the baby probably died.

• 1:31:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:31:55Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 1:31:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, isn't that poetic, though?

• 1:31:58Speaker 02

  It is.

• 1:31:59Speaker 01

  Poetic justice.

• 1:32:00Speaker 02

  I just like all the guys were like, what happened? He fell off the stairs. It's like.

• 1:32:03Speaker 01

  The sound of a skull. The sound of a skull bouncing off cement. I'm sure you've heard it.

• 1:32:08Speaker 02

  I've I've done it to myself before.

• 1:32:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's not cool when it's yours. It's cool when it's a baby shaker.

• 1:32:14Speaker 02

  You can it like it's like you have an out of body experience. I bounced my face off the most unforgiving thing in the world, which is blacktop.

• 1:32:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:22Speaker 02

  I've done that before and I thought I broke the whole side of my face. And that was just me falling over and I hit the pavement and that blacktop just jacked up my face. So, yes, I I've I've dealt with that.

• 1:32:33Speaker 01

  As a drummer, I wish that I could go and record the sound of that dude's skull hitting the pavement and then have it like on on a fucking, you know.

• 1:32:44Speaker 02

  Mixer.

• 1:32:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, and so.

• 1:32:47Speaker 01

  Use it as an alternator, just air drum like.

• 1:32:52Speaker 01

  Bro, speaking of of of cops hitting their heads, bro, I like, well, always and forever. I'm sorry, Deputy White. When I escaped from county jail, which it isn't as cool as it sounds because I did not get far. And I was I was in the work release area, right? But they told me I needed to pack my shit up. I'd been in work release for like months and Deputy White was super cool to me. He was always respectful. He was super cool. He told me and he's not supposed to. He broke protocol to allow me to go pack my shit up. He said, Delay, you had a warrant come from Portland, from Multnomah County. We need to roll you up. You're going to do the rest of your time over in the in the county jail. And then we're going to transport you to Multnomah. So I'm going to let you roll your own shit up. And I was like, OK, bet.

• 1:33:34Speaker 01

  So I went upstairs to my little room and I threw like my Discman. This is how long this ago this was and my CDs and like three cartons of cigarettes into my backpack and snuck around the little guard station and made a bolt for the door when because they had to buzz you in and out. When somebody got buzzed out, as soon as the door opened, I. Ran right past them and so they're running after me, right? And then I see COs coming from the other direction from the jail. Like their response time was impeccable and I'm running and I run through a parking lot. And to get in the parking lot, you have to jump over these shrubs that are about yay high. But there's a little tree with some landscaping wire running and Deputy White, a guy I genuinely like

• 1:34:16Speaker 01

  right behind me, jumps and his foot hits the landscaping wire and he goes, and I'm like, I stopped and I'm like, Deputy White, are you okay? He goes, just stop delay. And I'm like, no. And I fucking start running. I get to the other side of the parking lot and cop cars are pulling up, opening the door raining down on me and I just throw my backpack in the air and I'm like, I'm just playing. Let's go back to jail and I get down, right? And they put my hands behind my back. They cuff me up. One, one CO has his boot on the back of my head, pushing my face into the pavement as hard as he can. And like six of them just bootmosh the shit out of me, bro. Just kick the shit out of me. Meanwhile, there's witnesses, because this is out right in front of

• 1:34:58Speaker 01

  like this restaurant and they're just bootmoshing the shit out of me in front of all these civilians who are like, they're like gassed it, bro. And they take me and throw me in the hole and they come to me at like, it's hard to tell the time in the hole, but to me it felt like four in the morning. I also probably had a really bad concussion and they're like, hey, if you sign this, we won't press charges for escape and that's five years in prison. And I'm like, so I can go home? And they're like, yeah, sure. Okay. You can go home. And I'm like, what does this say? I can't even read. I'm so fucked up, bro. They fucked me up. And they're like, it just says that you're not gonna.

• 1:35:31Speaker 05

  What, what is it, Rich? If I'm chasing you and ass whipping is coming with me?

• 1:35:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, no, I, I'm not blaming them. Like I deserved to have my ass whipped for that. And I, and a cop got hurt, bro. A cop got hurt. I didn't physically touch him, but a cop got hurt because of my actions. I, I deserved an ass whipping. I'm not complaining about that. I'm just saying it's hard to read, you know? So like, they're like, it says that you're not going to sue us or try to press charges for excessive force. And I'm like, okay, cool. And so I signed this shit and I'm like, can I pack up and go home? They're like, no, stupid. You're going to stay here in the hole until we take you to Portland to go face those charges. And I was like, shucks.

• 1:36:08Speaker 02

  I just like

• 1:36:10Speaker 01

  I'm gonna make it on foot. I'm sure I will run as far as I can on foot.

• 1:36:16Speaker 02

  Your planning wasn't very good.

• 1:36:17Speaker 01

  No, dude, no, no, that's. I said I was a career criminal. I didn't say I was good at it.

• 1:36:25Speaker 02

  When that door opens. I can make a run for it. Where am I going? I haven't thought about that.

• 1:36:30Speaker 01

  And it's, it's funny because when I went to prison in Oregon, it was after that and they still let me go on outside work crews. So I go from being in a maximum security prison where I'm sleeping with a tiny shank under my pillow and shit. And like, I'm ready to flush that bitch if I hear the doors crack and it's a, a CO there. So I don't get a three to five year charge for having a blade. And then they, they move me to a minimum and the day after they move me there, they're dropping me off in a park with a chainsaw. And I'm like.

• 1:37:03Speaker 02

  That's a change.

• 1:37:05Speaker 01

  Bitches, I love chainsaws. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:37:09Speaker 01

  Let's fucking go.

• 1:37:12Speaker 01

  I'm like, I got a big girl that can drop off tobacco and liquor in these bushes for me so that we could get drunk while we're out here and smoke lots of cigarettes. I was like, this is great, but it was like a culture shock, but they let me go on the outside work crews with that on my record. But when I got to Florida, I was just in a county jail and they had work crews that were going out and I applied. And they were like, no, you're denied. And I'm like, why the fuck am I denied, bro? Like, and they're like, oh, you had a, you had an escape. And I'm like, no, no, I signed a paper. I signed a paper. They're like, you. I'm like, fuck. God damn it.

• 1:37:49Speaker 02

  You running around with a chainsaw is like, doing that reminds me of like giving like a 17, 18 year old, brand new private, like any sort of

• 1:37:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:59Speaker 02

  equipment to like, hey, go mow the lawn over there. Who's the chainsaw? I got done some branches and they're like, you're like, go, go private.

• 1:38:08Speaker 01

  Well, I've, bro, I've worked for tree services and shit. I know how to run a wood chipper or a chainsaw. But did I tell you guys, last time I was here, did I tell you guys the story about how we, we made a dude stuff a dead bird's head in his?

• 1:38:20Speaker 02

  I'm drawing the blank.

• 1:38:25Speaker 01

  I don't believe I've heard this story before. I'm on that work crew and we're, we're working in parks and there was one dude on the work crew that we didn't like because he was, he was a snitch. And so nobody fucked with him. Nobody trusted him, but I had a big girl that was dropping off tobacco and alcohol in the bushes. And then we would pack it up, like me and, me and the Southside or Wetto, we would pack it up into, you know, plugs for everybody else to stick up their ass and bring back into the institution inside themselves. And then they would get in there and they would open it up and they would split it in half. They got to keep half of everything they brought in there. We got the other half so that we were in there smoking the whole time that we're there.

• 1:39:07Speaker 01

  You know, and selling cigarettes for canteen. We, we had multiple people's boxes full of food and shit like that. We were balling out on tobacco. Tobacco was my hustle in prison. So this dude that's a snitch keeps, he knows we're doing some shit, but we're not telling him. And he keeps begging. He's like, please let me in. I really like cigarettes. I really want to smoke. And finally Wetto one day is like, hey, I found a dead bird. And I'm like, okay. He's like, let's make him put this up his ass. I'm like, dog, that thing's too big. He's like, I'll cut its head off. So he uses pruney shears to cut its head off.

• 1:39:41Speaker 02

  And he fucking. I'm just imagining Petey from Dumb and Dumber. Tape. What'd you do with Petey? I took care of it. Pretty bird. Pretty bird. His head falls off and up your buddy's ass or that dude's ass.

• 1:39:54Speaker 01

  He, he wraps it up in two sandwich bags, just like we would with tobacco and then takes the finger of a glove. You wraps it around, wraps, takes another finger, wraps it around the other side, ties it up tight, takes it to the dude and tells him, look, you gotta give us half when you get back in the institution or we'll never fuck with you again. Right? And we're all on the same unit. So we get back to the unit and he goes to the bathrooms and everybody's like standing outside the stall, just listening. Just, we're all just like. enthralled. We're like, yes, this dude's got a dead bird in his ass. He's gonna give birth to a bird. Bro screamed, I will never forget his scream. I cannot hit that pitch dog. He screamed like a full on female and freaked out. We hear the toilet flush. He steps out and Weddo's like, where's our half, bro?

• 1:40:40Speaker 01

  And he's like, fuck, he's a piece of shit. We ended up getting him kicked off the work crew too. It was cool.

• 1:40:46Speaker 04

  I mean, prison life is a little different than I'm used to.

• 1:40:49Speaker 05

  Well, no, it almost sounds like barracks type shit. It's like, we're gonna make this dude dish.

• 1:40:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:40:55Speaker 05

  It's like, he's got crabs. We're gonna make him light half his pubes on fire and.

• 1:41:00Speaker 01

  Oh, does that go with the crabs? Anybody got a big lighter?

• 1:41:06Speaker 04

  Dude, prison's wild.

• 1:41:08Speaker 05

  Dude, prison sounds just like barracks life though.

• 1:41:10Speaker 01

  I mean, prison is terrible and it's stupid and I hate, I hate to admit it on the internet. I always try to let people know how like, how degrading and disgusting it is and how it's your own fault and how you're leaving your family hang. Like literally, you're leaving your family hanging. You're damaging your family. Like you're damaging your community. It's not, it does, it's not a rite of passage. It doesn't make you a man. It means you were a fucking scumbag and you were sloppy enough to get caught. But the part I don't talk about on the internet, cause I'm not trying to encourage motherfuckers to do shit. It's also kind of fun and hilarious sometimes. It'll be like 90% boredom. And then there'll be like eight percent fun and then two percent extreme violence. So.

• 1:41:52Speaker 04

  It sounds exactly like barracks life.

• 1:41:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was gonna say, it's just like bootcamp barracks life.

• 1:41:58Speaker 04

  God, I'd man, fucking wild to me. I'm like, that sounds terrible. All of it. It's like the Japanese prisons when you read how they operate. Fuck, they're.

• 1:42:12Speaker 04

  Perfectly clean. No one's out of line and they have the most simple punishment when you fuck up or do anything.

• 1:42:17Speaker 02

  No birds in buttholes?

• 1:42:18Speaker 04

  No birds in buttholes.

• 1:42:19Speaker 02

  Tell me what's the punishment?

• 1:42:20Speaker 04

  Punishment, yeah. Oh, so they are very strict. So you have to keep your cell and everything you do extremely organized. Like your shoes go in a place. Everything goes in a place and it has to be there every time a CEO comes by, talks to you, anything. And you get in line, you walk in that perfect line and they, they do not deviate from those lines. And when you, uh, when they talk about, oh, why does everyone behave so well? It's like, oh, well, if, uh, if they fuck up, or let's say their shoes are out of place, or even a pencil is not in the right place, they have to self-reflect. It's like, okay, well, what's that mean? Oh, well, you just have to sit in the, you know, traditional like Samurai on your knees, this.

• 1:43:03Speaker 04

  Oh, well, you sit there for, it can be a, uh, one week to a month.

• 1:43:07Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck me.

• 1:43:09Speaker 04

  That's it. You are expected from when you rise, tell you go to bed to sit and you cannot get up on your knees in that position and stare at the wall. And they don't give you a timeframe. Starts at a week and then it can go to a month and even further. They're like, so, yeah.

• 1:43:25Speaker 02

  What would they do if they don't?

• 1:43:27Speaker 04

  Oh, uh, do you know how their executions work even?

• 1:43:30Speaker 02

  I've, I've seen like a thing where it's like a guy in a room and they go in and behead somebody. I don't know.

• 1:43:35Speaker 04

  It's a hanging, but they don't even, they don't even tell you when you get executed. That's another thing. If you're on, uh, what is it?

• 1:43:42Speaker 02

  Death row?

• 1:43:42Speaker 04

  Death row. There is no telling you the date, the time. It is, they will just come to your room and be like, and walk you to the little hanging room and you just hang and then they leave. It's wild when you see how they operate their system. It's like, whoa.

• 1:43:59Speaker 02

  So what if you don't, if you don't reflect, they hang you?

• 1:44:01Speaker 04

  I actually, let's see what happens.

• 1:44:03Speaker 02

  Right. Cause like, if you're like, get my shoes are off and they're like, you need to reflect for a week. And you're like, fuck you. I'm not going to.

• 1:44:10Speaker 05

  What's that movie with, uh, Jared Leto? The, where he's a World War II veteran?

• 1:44:18Speaker 05

  You know what I'm talking about, Eli? He, he, like Jared Leto.

• 1:44:22Speaker 02

  What happens? Does he become something afterwards?

• 1:44:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, he, he becomes like a gangster. He's like, becomes Yakuza afterwards.

• 1:44:30Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, like he, he stays in Japan and ends up becoming like a Yakuza.

• 1:44:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, he, he ends up like killing one of his former dudes that he worked with, like one of the officers that he worked with.

• 1:44:42Speaker 02

  I need to watch that one. I don't think I've seen that one.

• 1:44:45Speaker 05

  Dude, you're so heavy into like Japanese stuff and you haven't seen that one?

• 1:44:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:44:50Speaker 05

  It's fucking cool.

• 1:44:51Speaker 02

  Is it a cool movie?

• 1:44:52Speaker 05

  It's, it's actually is a.

• 1:44:54Speaker 02

  Jared, you say Leto, I say Leto. Jared Leto is a.

• 1:44:57Speaker 05

  Leto.

• 1:44:58Speaker 02

  Whatever. He, he's good as a secondary character because he's, he plays a person you can hate very well. But like, I, I would, I'm hesitant to watch him in a movie where he's the main character just because he doesn't, he can't carry a movie on its own, Morbius. And, yeah.

• 1:45:21Speaker 05

  It's a fucking cool movie. Show, what's, what, what is that movie with Jared Leto?

• 1:45:28Speaker 02

  The Outsider.

• 1:45:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, because he's in, because.

• 1:45:31Speaker 02

  He's hot and he's in Japan.

• 1:45:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, because he's the outsider.

• 1:45:35Speaker 02

  Good job, show. So if we, we take the reins from Savannah. When does know what she's doing, typing in shit in Bing, probably.

• 1:45:47Speaker 05

  Have you seen that, Eddie?

• 1:45:48Speaker 01

  I haven't.

• 1:45:49Speaker 05

  The Outsider with Jared Leto, Leto?

• 1:45:52Speaker 02

  I say Leto.

• 1:45:53Speaker 01

  I don't know. I had a bad experience with him, so I just sort of wrote him off.

• 1:45:57Speaker 02

  Tell me more about your experience with Jared Leto.

• 1:46:00Speaker 01

  I mean, it wasn't even necessarily my bad experience. It was a young girl's bad experience that I knew when he came through and did the pre Fontaine movie in Eugene, Oregon. He did one of my friends really dirty. Uh, and kicked her out of a hotel room without her clothes and she narrowly escaped without getting assaulted. So I just, from then on out, I was like, fuck Jared Leto, you know?

• 1:46:23Speaker 02

  Well, that was a random story. Then allegedly, allegedly, allegedly she gets kicked out of a room with Jared. Jared's like, you're not getting your clothes, bitch, you.

• 1:46:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, he wanted to go farther than she wanted to go. Uh.

• 1:46:38Speaker 02

  Blood sacrifice likely, he's a demon.

• 1:46:40Speaker 01

  I, I mean, and now it makes a lot of sense, all these allegations that are coming out because it's something that.

• 1:46:45Speaker 02

  Oh, are there allegations on Leto now?

• 1:46:47Speaker 01

  There's so many allegations right now. Like, bro, he had that weird island thing. Anytime a rich white dude has an island and he did this like cult experience. You can come be in Jared Leto's cult and everybody's wearing white robes and shit like that.

• 1:47:01Speaker 02

  Did a similar thing with his acting, uh, classes.

• 1:47:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. So it was like this, this Leto fucking island experience. I just don't trust white people that own islands at this point, bro.

• 1:47:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. Like Shia, Shia LaBeouf does some fucking crazy shit. I knew a guy that was an actor, is still an actor and he, Shia LaBeouf was having some sort of acting class thing going on. And it wasn't a cult, but it was ran very cultish. So these people paid money to get trained by Shia LaBeouf. And it was like this acting course. And Shia LaBeouf would, you know, teach them how to act. There was the normalcy of acting, right? But surrounding the acting and in between, he would be like extremely manipulative to them and like, talk down to them and try to get them to submit to his like, knowledge, power or whatever. And the guy that I knew was like six, six and not small.

• 1:47:55Speaker 02

  Shia LaBeouf isn't that tall and you know, Shia LaBeouf was like, fuck you, you want to, you know, it's like trying to like intimidate him. And he's just like. Okay, okay, little fella. Um, was this years ago?

• 1:48:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was years ago. This is, this is an old story about Shai.

• 1:48:09Speaker 02

  That's right. Sir, I think like six years plus.

• 1:48:12Speaker 04

  There was a period, I know he, John Berthold's the one that like gave him a reality check, I believe.

• 1:48:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, is that the Punisher?

• 1:48:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, that he was like, hey, you're being a piece of shit.

• 1:48:22Speaker 05

  You need to fix this. Like during, um, the Brad Pitt movie?

• 1:48:25Speaker 04

  Fury.

• 1:48:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:48:27Speaker 04

  Was it during Fury, babe?

• 1:48:28Speaker 01

  Well, that's when they were all together.

• 1:48:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:48:30Speaker 01

  Shai, him, Brad Pitt, and the other guy that survived Fury.

• 1:48:35Speaker 04

  I know he helped him later and then he had him on the podcast. Yeah. That's when Shia LaBeouf also talks about like being a piece of shit. He was like, yeah, I had an ego, uh, my childhood, blah, blah, blah. I start taking accountability for shit.

• 1:48:46Speaker 01

  Well, he, you, you guys know Tom Hardy is terrified of Shia LaBeouf and Tom Hardy's a big dude and he plays badasses. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:48:54Speaker 04

  He's, why is he afraid of Shia LaBeouf?

• 1:48:56Speaker 01

  So they did that movie Lawless that was about the Bondur up, Bondur root brothers.

• 1:49:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:49:00Speaker 01

  And I guess Shia LaBeouf flipped out on him and came very close to attacking him and Tom Hardy is just like, I don't fuck with that dude. That dude freaks me out. I don't fuck with that dude. He's like, I'll never be in another room with that dude. I don't fuck with, like, we, we finished the movie and outside of filming our scenes, I, I was not around him. I don't want him anywhere around me. He, he scares me. And I was like, watching this interview of this dude who's like, plays badass like you're Bane, bro. You're not allowed to be afraid of little men.

• 1:49:32Speaker 02

  He's also like a BJJ, like black belt or purple belt.

• 1:49:37Speaker 05

  I think he's a brown belt.

• 1:49:38Speaker 02

  He's brown. I think that's what it is.

• 1:49:40Speaker 04

  He fights a lot.

• 1:49:40Speaker 01

  What is that new show?

• 1:49:42Speaker 05

  Berthold, that's one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. Like, I, I would think.

• 1:49:48Speaker 02

  Oh, see that one? Yeah. Drop that one.

• 1:49:53Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 1:49:55Speaker 01

  He's been doing it to me for the last two days straight. And I've been letting you slide, dropping all these names. I had to do at least one.

• 1:50:04Speaker 04

  Let me tell you, that was comedy perfection because I was, I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it and you started looking over and we both just looked over. That was perfect.

• 1:50:13Speaker 01

  I just thought you were looking at my dick again, bro.

• 1:50:15Speaker 04

  Not again. Also, fuck all of you.

• 1:50:19Speaker 01

  We love you, Cody.

• 1:50:21Speaker 04

  That was perfect timing. The two of us just.

• 1:50:23Speaker 01

  Oh, it was so good. What is that new show that, that fucking, uh, Tom is in? That's the, the British gangster show. Have you guys watched that?

• 1:50:32Speaker 04

  Pierce Brosnan and.

• 1:50:33Speaker 01

  If you guys haven't watched that, watch that film and shit.

• 1:50:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, the gentleman, yeah.

• 1:50:38Speaker 04

  I haven't watched it. I should watch it. Yeah, I haven't watched that one. Oh, just real quick. So consequences for breaking rules. Prisoners may lose visitation rights, personal belongings, access, access to the prison store and work assignments. Uh, serious or repeated, uh, infractions lead to placement in a punishment cell.

• 1:50:57Speaker 01

  Is that Japan?

• 1:50:58Speaker 04

  Yeah. I don't know what a punishment cell is.

• 1:51:00Speaker 01

  Well, it's like the hole, bro. It's solitary.

• 1:51:02Speaker 04

  But they call it the punishment hole and this is harsh conditions and limited contact.

• 1:51:08Speaker 05

  Be like, you gotta go watch The Outsider.

• 1:51:10Speaker 01

  Tony knows a lot about the punishment hole.

• 1:51:13Speaker 05

  Cool.

• 1:51:13Speaker 04

  That one, I, yeah. And it's after World War II?

• 1:51:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:51:17Speaker 04

  Okay. I'll watch that one.

• 1:51:19Speaker 05

  So, so he, he's a soldier that, that gets arrested in Japan. And it's, it's kinda cool.

• 1:51:25Speaker 04

  I'll watch that one later.

• 1:51:26Speaker 01

  Hey, put it on the list. When you are in like boot camp or the army, like whatever the case may be, what are the punishments if you fuck up there? Do they have like solitary confinement? Do they have shit like loss of privilege?

• 1:51:39Speaker 04

  If you go to jail, yes. Your article 15s, you'll get punished. You have like seven day, 14 day and 30 to 60 day, right?

• 1:51:47Speaker 01

  So what, what is it? What does it entail when you get lopped? Do they call it lop? Loss of privilege?

• 1:51:51Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:51:52Speaker 01

  Cause in prison, so they have different tiers.

• 1:51:54Speaker 04

  Army jail, which is, you fucked up.

• 1:51:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, army jail is a bad time.

• 1:51:57Speaker 04

  Army jail is a very bad time.

• 1:51:58Speaker 01

  If you actually break a law?

• 1:52:00Speaker 04

  Yes, that's big rock to little rock. You are doing manual labor.

• 1:52:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, so like, like in prison, there's, there's different procedures that you could do like outside of solitary confinement. Solitary confinement fucking blows, bro. It sucks, but it's absolutely necessary because there are genuinely evil people in there doing genuinely evil shit. So like, I'm not complaining. I went to solitary multiple times. I deserved it every time. Accountability, yada, yada, yada. But like they also have, if it's a lower level infraction, they give you loss of privilege. Uh, they call it LOP. And that you have to sit on your bunk and you, you can only leave your bunk if you have to go to the bathroom. Or if you're going to a, a call out where they have you like going to an appointment. Uh, or if you are going to chow. Other than that, you're sitting on your bunk.

• 1:52:49Speaker 01

  The entire time, if you're in a dorm, you're in your cell the entire time. If you're in a cell, uh, block type situation.

• 1:52:56Speaker 04

  God, time would go so slow.

• 1:52:57Speaker 01

  It does go super slow. I've, I've done a little bit of time on LOP for sure. Um, and so sometimes they'll do like a step down where you do like, you know, four months in the hole. And then you do three months on LOP afterwards. And so you're like, it feels like absolute freedom. You're like, I'm not in a solitary confinement. I'm in a normal cell and I'm allowed to have my top ramen and read books that aren't the Bible. This is the best thing ever, guys. Oh, yeah. Imagine spending months in a time in just a cement room with a bed and a toilet that has a sink on top. And all you can read is the Bible and they bring you like the old King James and you're like, fuck.

• 1:53:36Speaker 05

  Ooh, another good movie. Count of Monte Cristo.

• 1:53:40Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, this is great. It's one of my favorite books.

• 1:53:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's solid. You read fantastic book and also.

• 1:53:46Speaker 04

  We read. Nice. A good movie. It's one of my, that is such a good movie. We need to watch that.

• 1:53:50Speaker 05

  Really cool. The, not, not the, like, the old ones really good. Yeah, Henry Cavill, young Henry Cavill, yeah.

• 1:53:58Speaker 04

  He's the son.

• 1:53:58Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:54:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:00Speaker 02

  Well, oh, the bastard son that ends up like.

• 1:54:04Speaker 04

  Being his, like, the prisoner's son for the. It's his son, the main character's son that had out of.

• 1:54:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's Henry Cavill, yeah.

• 1:54:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:54:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, she's little H.

• 1:54:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, she, what's it, what's, what's his woman's name? Oh, my gosh, I'm blanking on it. It's been a couple of years since I read last read it. Not Valentine.

• 1:54:22Speaker 05

  You, you've seen the movie, though.

• 1:54:24Speaker 02

  Well, I read the book, like, I've read the book several times. I haven't seen the movie.

• 1:54:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:54:29Speaker 02

  But he plays.

• 1:54:30Speaker 05

  Little H is in it.

• 1:54:31Speaker 02

  He plays.

• 1:54:31Speaker 05

  Little H.

• 1:54:32Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:54:34Speaker 02

  Uh, oh, my gosh, he plays the Count of Monte Cristo's lover, his, his love's son, right? From the marriage that.

• 1:54:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:54:42Speaker 02

  Happened after he was sent away from the bastard, the asshole that sent him away to prison to get rid of him so that he can marry the girl. Okay, yeah. At the end of the book, he's basically just, hey, go on a ship and figure life out like I did. Come back and maybe you can have some money.

• 1:54:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, he, he spends, what made me think of that is like JD was talking about being in the, like, solitary confinement. In the movie, he's, I think he spends, what, ten years with nothing in his cell?

• 1:55:12Speaker 04

  The Count? Yeah.

• 1:55:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:55:13Speaker 04

  And then he, then he meets the guy in the cell next to him, his cellie. Yeah, because the cellie goes through the wrong hole. He's like, oh.

• 1:55:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, fuck, man.

• 1:55:21Speaker 02

  I've gone to the wrong hole.

• 1:55:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, his cellie was trying to.

• 1:55:23Speaker 02

  Tony.

• 1:55:24Speaker 05

  His cellie was trying to tunnel out the other way and he accidentally ends up in his cell. And so he's freaked out. He's like, what the fuck? This dude just tunnels up through his cell.

• 1:55:34Speaker 04

  Old guy?

• 1:55:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, but he, he spent like, it was like ten to fifteen years there just looking at a wall, like with nothing.

• 1:55:41Speaker 04

  Then they start teaching him reading, writing, how to fight, all that shit.

• 1:55:45Speaker 05

  It's such a good movie, man. It's such an underrated movie that no one watches anymore.

• 1:55:50Speaker 02

  In the book, it's the Count of Monte Cristo actually meets his, the guy that teaches him what to do because he, they like talk through like a hole in the wall, like there's like a hole and they like start talking after a while. He's like, they're both basically political prisoners for no reason. And then the count, who's not the count at the time, but he digs to through the wall or digs another hole to get to his buddies adjoining cell. Then he teaches him everything during that time. They also, he assists him in burrowing out. But then what ends up happening is he has like a big seizure and he's just like, I'm not for this world. Like they're gonna kill, like I'm gonna die. Um, figure, figure it out, bud. Try to, try to save yourself. He's like, okay.

• 1:56:33Speaker 02

  So he, he dies, you know, and in the count's arms, count's like, fuck my friend. But then is also like, I can use this. And then they take the guy, they put him in like ship lap and then like tie it up and they're just gonna throw him off the fucking Iraq island.

• 1:56:49Speaker 05

  And he pretends like he's

• 1:56:50Speaker 02

  He's the corpse.

• 1:56:51Speaker 05

  Dead guy.

• 1:56:52Speaker 02

  Changes himself with the corpse and throws the corpse in his room and gets thrown off and then mixes billions of billions of dollars.

• 1:56:58Speaker 04

  That's still like the, the movie then. Cause that's still how that happened.

• 1:57:01Speaker 02

  One of my favorite parts of the book is, uh, the Count of Monte Cristo was just like, how long is the travel to so and so's place? A day and a half, then I shall take my slumber pills. And he, and, and like, it's described as he pulls out a satfire that's like bigger than his palm that he had hollowed out that he just like flicks an opening for, and there's a bunch of sleeping pills in it. So the count's like so loaded. He's like, ah, a satfire the size of a golf ball? Hollow it out. Just carve it out so I can put my pills in it.

• 1:57:34Speaker 04

  I mean, he's in that movie when he buys the fucking estate.

• 1:57:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:57:38Speaker 04

  He walks up, he's like, this is not for sale. He's like, man. It's a one treasure chest out of like 15. The guy's like, okay, it's, it's yours. And then he comes in on a balloon.

• 1:57:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:57:51Speaker 04

  In the movie?

• 1:57:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:57:52Speaker 04

  He comes in and, and a hot air balloon. Yeah.

• 1:57:55Speaker 05

  What kills me is everyone, the entire movie, like he keeps talking to people and they're like, how do you know this? He's like, well, Napoleon told me that.

• 1:58:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:58:04Speaker 05

  Napoleon Bonaparte told you that? He's like, yeah. And no one believes him the entire time. He's like, no, that actually fucking happened.

• 1:58:15Speaker 04

  Napoleon name dropping.

• 1:58:23Speaker 01

  I might know a dude or two. So that that actually holds up because even today they're still they talk through vents in the wall. Yeah. In there. That's what's happening right now to Brian Koberger. Uh, he's in solitary confinement, but everyone around him, the dude who killed those four college students in Idaho. Oh, that. He broke into a house, a sorority house. Oh, yeah. And murdered these little girls while they were fucking asleep. Three girls and one of the girl's boyfriend. Yeah. And, uh, so he thought he was some genius, like master level dude. Nobody is, we still, nobody has any idea why he chose them as victims. He refused to tell anybody.

• 1:59:03Speaker 01

  He's just a weird narcissistic, crazy dude. Like all these bitches on the internet be like, my ex is a narcissist. You wouldn't be on the internet saying that if he was because he had killed you. Calm down Becky. But this dude's like that real life dude and he's a tiny man inside. I thought he was tall. I thought he was tall. No, but I mean on the inside. Oh, like he's small on the inside. Yeah. Well, like those, those victim impact panels with the families of those girls, particularly the sister, uh, and the mom, like that sister must be a fucking therapist or a psychologist because the thing she said to that dude, like she did a psychological workup on this dude and just degraded him in the most effective shit I've ever seen in a courtroom. I was

• 1:59:48Speaker 01

  gasping. I was like, yes, get him. Question for you. How do they treat someone like that in prison? They hate them, bro. They're torturing him right now. They can't get to him physically. So. Yeah. They're through the vents. They're keeping him up all hours of the night. They're literally, people are working shifts to keep him up and they're, they're telling him what's going to happen to him. They're telling him, you know, as soon as we can get our hands on you, we're going to fucking you with a splinter broomstick. We're going to fucking stab you. We're going to kill you. And they're just, they're mentally and psychologically torturing him, which is what you do when you can't get your hands on a person. I was in the hole for a while and they put me next to a child. And I had literally nothing to do. So I made it my wife's mission to try to get this dude to hang it up. I wanted him to Epstein, right?

• 2:00:34Speaker 05

  So I'm like, he tried to influence him.

• 2:00:36Speaker 01

  I'm doing like,

• 2:00:37Speaker 05

  He was influencing.

• 2:00:38Speaker 01

  I'm doing like little kids voices at him and shit like, why'd you take my childhood away? Like just nonstop 24 seven going at this dude through the vents, fucking this dude up, bro. And, and then eventually I got to where like, I'm like, you know what's gonna happen when you get out of here, man? Like it's, it's gonna be bad. Like, look, I'm being a friend here. You just, you should just end it, bro. You should just end it. And he tried and fucked it up. And the guards, the COs found him trying and they took him to a butt naked cell for 72 hours. All they do if they, if you try to, it's like, if you go to a guard in there, a CO, and you tell them, man, I'm just having this ideation and I'm really struggling mentally. I really need some help. They're like, cool. We got you cuff up and they take you to a cell where they strip you butt naked.

• 2:01:21Speaker 01

  And there's nothing in your cell except a camera pointing at you. And they keep you there for observation for three days. And then they're like, okay, cool. You're better. And they brought him right back to the cell next to me again. I was like, wait, I'm gonna get right back to it.

• 2:01:36Speaker 05

  Dude, you, you know what that makes me think of? Have you watched the Matthew McConaughey, um, True Detective?

• 2:01:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:01:42Speaker 05

  Where we, he's sitting, he's talking to the woman. He's like, you should just yourself. Yeah. The first opportunity you have, just yourself.

• 2:01:52Speaker 01

  You do a great Matthew McConaughey.

• 2:01:53Speaker 05

  You guys know how to talk like Matthew McConaughey?

• 2:01:56Speaker 01

  No, dude. Do I need Benzos?

• 2:01:57Speaker 05

  Okay. So you don't touch your teeth with your tongue.

• 2:02:01Speaker 01

  You don't touch your teeth.

• 2:02:04Speaker 05

  Oh my God.

• 2:02:05Speaker 01

  Yeah. I do that. I was like, wait.

• 2:02:09Speaker 05

  I did a soft, I did a soft country accent. And then, and then I didn't.

• 2:02:14Speaker 01

  Getting older and they just stay the same age.

• 2:02:18Speaker 05

  You should just

• 2:02:22Speaker 01

  I started watching that. That's all with Woody Harrelson, right? That's that's McConaughey and Woody Harrelson, right?

• 2:02:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first season is amazing.

• 2:02:32Speaker 02

  Oh, watch that. The first season. Skip the second season. Skip all of them. You said last time. Just the first one was good.

• 2:02:39Speaker 05

  The first one's amazing.

• 2:02:40Speaker 02

  The female one was okay, but the other two fell way short.

• 2:02:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, he actually Matthew McConaughey's character reminds me of you kind of in that first one.

• 2:02:49Speaker 01

  Well, all right.

• 2:02:53Speaker 02

  He just drinks the beer and it's all, oh, I can't say anything because he didn't watch it. Yeah, you'll bitch watch. It's very good.

• 2:02:59Speaker 05

  It's incredible.

• 2:03:01Speaker 02

  There is a couple of ones we need to watch.

• 2:03:03Speaker 05

  Do you know who taught me how to do the Matthew McConaughey voice? It was a

• 2:03:09Speaker 05

  it was a congressman that taught me how to do that.

• 2:03:17Speaker 05

  You guys are assholes.

• 2:03:21Speaker 01

  I still haven't caught up to you doing it to me yet, but I'm an asshole. What's his name? Tony? We can man drop Tony without doing that to each other.

• 2:03:32Speaker 02

  This is why I'm not talking right now.

• 2:03:35Speaker 05

  Everyone's like, why doesn't Cody talk? This is exactly why.

• 2:03:38Speaker 02

  I bully Ethan 10 times more than you get bullied on this thing and Ethan doesn't shut the fuck up. So you can absolutely talk more. It's just a mind over matter.

• 2:03:48Speaker 01

  So I like, I don't, I don't, I'm not making this claim myself, but sources have said that Tony actually has a prolapsed anus that looks like a fucking meat sock, bro. Uh, and that he can actually golf with it that it hangs so low. Like, I'm not sure if that's true. Sources, sources have revealed.

• 2:04:07Speaker 02

  Have said that his prolapsed anus looks like a carp's mouth.

• 2:04:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:04:13Speaker 02

  Don't make the face, please.

• 2:04:17Speaker 02

  That made it way worse. Rich is like a carp's mouth. Yeah, just imagine a carp's mouth like extending like intestine and then picking up a golf ball and then like swallowing it up into the

• 2:04:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, he calls it his little rose.

• 2:04:32Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 2:04:33Speaker 02

  That's why I can't drink four roses. That's the reason. Yeah, I went to a scary mirror thing at a, at a carnival and Tony pulled down his pants and I saw four roses.

• 2:04:43Speaker 01

  Hey, speaking of which, have you guys ever looked at your own assholes?

• 2:04:46Speaker 04

  As very little as possible.

• 2:04:49Speaker 01

  But have you, have you ever seen it? I realized that's the one part of my body I'd never seen is my Gucci my asshole. So.

• 2:04:54Speaker 04

  Literally just talked about, it's like the worst thing to, last episode, we started it with being the worst thing to look at.

• 2:05:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:05:02Speaker 04

  It is the worst of God's creation is a man's butthole.

• 2:05:06Speaker 01

  I looked at my own, bro. I literally like, I put a mirror on the floor and I.

• 2:05:11Speaker 04

  Heard this before.

• 2:05:11Speaker 01

  Hopped to the squat and got the right angle. Don't ever do that, by the way. I've not been the same man since.

• 2:05:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:05:19Speaker 01

  It's not a good thing.

• 2:05:21Speaker 04

  God, this is.

• 2:05:21Speaker 01

  I didn't realize you guys had just talked about this. No, I was just speaking for personal experience.

• 2:05:26Speaker 04

  If you bend over and look at it, like spread your cheeks and look at it from like in the bathroom mirror, you'll get an idea of what it's like to be Tony Gonzalez.

• 2:05:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. Or a correctional officer.

• 2:05:36Speaker 04

  I've told this story before, I think.

• 2:05:38Speaker 05

  Guys, the Count of Monte Cristo is a great movie.

• 2:05:41Speaker 04

  Thank you. There could be assholes in it, too.

• 2:05:45Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 2:05:45Speaker 04

  Well, okay, so I went to, uh, this is a couple of years ago, I went to Scare Right and he went to the restroom. I was like, oh, a ba, haha, surprise autistic kid. So I went to the bedroom and I was like, I'll cover myself up in a sheet and I'll like, he made a mess. So I like covered myself in the sheet and I hear him walk in the room. It's like, okay, I'll wait for the tablet to turn on and then I'll, bah, and I'm waiting. I'm like, okay, I think he can't, I don't, maybe he didn't come in. I swore I heard him walk in. No tablet though. Huh. And I go like this and I like lift my sheet up. I'm like, what? And he has pulled the mirror out. No, it was his tablet and he had the camera on reverse and he was squatting

• 2:06:30Speaker 04

  over it, looking at his butthole. I was like, what the fuck? And he's like, oh, why are you in here? No shame. I was like, what? No, huh? Not turning the table. What are you doing? He's like, making sure my butthole is clean. It's like.

• 2:06:45Speaker 04

  Daddy can't be mad. I was like, oh, that's proper hygiene, I guess. Are you Don? I was like, are you not? I was like, I learned it on Roblox. And walked out of the room.

• 2:07:02Speaker 04

  I love him so.

• 2:07:03Speaker 02

  I did not need to know about your cleaning ritual.

• 2:07:05Speaker 04

  Nope, I did not.

• 2:07:06Speaker 02

  But I also didn't have to break into your room to try and scare you.

• 2:07:12Speaker 04

  It's kind of a wash right there.

• 2:07:14Speaker 02

  It's on daddy.

• 2:07:14Speaker 04

  Pro quo, Batman.

• 2:07:16Speaker 05

  Dude, my, my mom caught my brother trying to fart on a candle one time. Just like, she walked into a room and like he had a candle up to it, like right up to his asshole.

• 2:07:30Speaker 05

  He's probably like 11.

• 2:07:33Speaker 04

  What are you doing?

• 2:07:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, what are you doing?

• 2:07:35Speaker 04

  Trying to solder this thing closed, mom.

• 2:07:39Speaker 04

  Trying to get that fire?

• 2:07:42Speaker 04

  I think on that note, Cody, you can close this out.

• 2:07:45Speaker 05

  Bye, everyone. Thanks for joining the Unsubscribe Podcast. I was joined in by Eli Double Tap. Angry Cops, JD Delay, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you guys for hanging out.

• 2:07:55Speaker 04

  We love you.

• 2:07:57Speaker 04

  It's all very sexual, Tony.

• 2:07:59Speaker 05

  Fuck you, Tony.

• 2:08:34Speaker 06

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