TBT: Justin Nunley

Justin "Danger" Nunley was a class clown in school, just trying to make everyone laugh, and now he's a comedian and social media personality with thousands of eyes on him every day. This week, he talks with Bunnie to reveal a secret that you may not know, how he got into posting online and grew a following, meeting his wife at just 4 years old, and what's coming up next. Plus, Bunnie shares a story about working as a gynecologist for one day, and the beautiful things she can't unsee. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Bunnie XO?

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• 0:57Speaker 02

  Bonnie, who used to be a former sex worker, now hosts the podcast Dumb Blonde.

• 1:02Bunnie XO?

  Most little girls grow up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and shit. And I was like, I want to be super hot, make a lot of fucking money and be a rock star's wife. That was my goal as a child, and here we are.

• 1:13Bunnie XO?

  What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumb Blonde. What is it? What's your tagline? Hey, hey, hey, listen.

• 1:20Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 1:21Bunnie XO?

  Listen. Oh, it's no hey.

• 1:23Speaker 03

  No, no hey.

• 1:23Bunnie XO?

  All right, let me redo it again, okay?

• 1:25Speaker 03

  No, you're good. We can just leave that.

• 1:26Bunnie XO?

  Listen.

• 1:27Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 1:28Bunnie XO?

  Justin Nunley is in the house, baby.

• 1:30Speaker 03

  Middle name's Danger.

• 1:31Bunnie XO?

  Justin Danger. And you got your face on your truck.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 1:38Bunnie XO?

  Do all the bitches just chase after you when they see it's your face?

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've got dents all down the side of them where women been grinding on it.

• 1:45Bunnie XO?

  In that six hour drive on the way here? They knew you were coming on the.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  I stopped at Buc-E's and it was, took a lot longer than expected.

• 1:52Bunnie XO?

  Those Buc-E's bitches get wild. They get loose.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 1:56Bunnie XO?

  I'm a Buc-E's bitch.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's the beaver.

• 1:59Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:00Speaker 03

  It's definitely the beaver.

• 2:01Bunnie XO?

  Justin, I'm so happy to have you.

• 2:03Speaker 03

  Thanks for having me on.

• 2:05Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I'm just, I'm happy for you to be here. I really don't, so I discovered you whenever we met you at the Opry. And I was like, who, who? And Jay was like, how do you not know who, because Jay was a huge, you know, fan. And he was like, how do you not know? My husband and I have completely different FYPs. So I got like the, the internet thoughts and the ass shakers and all the sexual shit. And he's got like all the comedians and like the funny shit. So when I met, when I met you, he's like, you don't know Justin? And I was like, no. And I went and I looked and I was like, this motherfucker's got a hell of a following. I was like, how do I not know him? And then we did like a skit with you and I was just like, he is so sweet. Like, we just loved your vibe.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  That night blew my mind because I was there with Gary LaVox that night.

• 2:46Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  And that was the first time.

• 2:48Bunnie XO?

  Gary.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, oh, Gary. What'd you say?

• 2:50Bunnie XO?

  Daddy Gary.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  Daddy Gary.

• 2:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:52Speaker 03

  He hates it when I call him daddy.

• 2:54Bunnie XO?

  I got everybody on the internet calling him, him and Chad Kroeger, Daddy Chatty and Daddy Gary.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  There you go. Uh, no, that night was kind of my moment. That's the first time that like Crystal, my wife and kids had been backstage at the Opry. I'd been backstage once or twice before that. And, uh, I seen Jelly Roll walking down the hallway. Well, I had never met Jelly Roll. We had never interacted or anything. I didn't even know he knew who I was. Right? So Gary and my youngest son is right in front of me and I'm kind of just back here looking like the entourage. You know, Gary's entourage, you know, all y'all roll deep, you know, y'all, y'all pulled up in like a, a black Escalade and Jeeps and everything else, G wagons out here. Um, so all of y'all roll deep, right? It's just me and my boy Brent over here.

• 3:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  Um, but he was walking down the hallway and he stopped to talk to Gary and my youngest Blake was standing there and uh, after he got through talking to Gary, he looked up and he's like, holy shit, it's fucking Nunley. And I was like, Dude knows who I am.

• 3:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  You know, that's pretty cool. And we got to talking and we got tickled about it. Me and Crystal still laughed about it because he was, Jelly was just dropping F-bomb after F-bomb after F-bomb. And Crystal was standing right behind me with our oldest son. And, uh, and I introduced him to, to, because he had already met Blake and I introduced him to Bryant. He's like, motherfucker, how you doing everything? And then Jelly looks back at Crystal and he's like, mama, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to cuss in front of him. He's like, I love you, motherfucker. And we, I thought it was very funny.

• 4:23Bunnie XO?

  That's my husband. We have no cuss. We use the F-word like um. So if like, there's a, a space that we can fit a cuss word in, we're gonna do it. And we do it unintentionally. I didn't realize I did it so much until I was on Bussin' with the Boys podcast. And I was like, holy shit, I've got to calm it down. Like, it's a lot.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  Listen, did you know that they say that the more intelligent you are, the more you cuss?

• 4:43Bunnie XO?

  Yes, I have heard that, but I am just like-

• 4:47Speaker 03

  I've met some dumb motherfuckers that cuss though.

• 4:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was gonna say, there's a few motherfuckers I've met that make me question that theory.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Right.

• 4:54Bunnie XO?

  For sure. Well, I want to get to know all about you. I want to know like where you're from, what you've done, even before you got on TikTok. Because I think, um, a lot of people that follow creators like us, they just assume that we've just been online our whole lives and we didn't have a life before we became TikTok creators.

• 5:12Speaker 03

  No, you actually don't have a life after you get online.

• 5:15Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  You know, like it's kind of crazy, like you, you live. And then when you're online, when everybody's seeing you, you really don't have that much of an outside life anymore.

• 5:24Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  So it's kind of funny how that works. I'm from, I'm actually from North Alabama, a little town called Cherokee.

• 5:29Bunnie XO?

  Aww.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Um, our graduating class was sixty-nine, I believe.

• 5:33Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 5:33Speaker 03

  So very, very small, uh, community. And it's, uh, it's still, I think it's even smaller now, uh, than it was when we graduated.

• 5:42Bunnie XO?

  I would have never pinned you to be an Alabama boy.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  Roll tide.

• 5:45Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  You know what the Alabama state motto is, don't you?

• 5:48Bunnie XO?

  Uh, something about cousins?

• 5:49Speaker 03

  The closer kin, the deeper in, baby, roll tide.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  I'm stealing that. The closer kin, the deeper in.

• 5:56Speaker 03

  The closer kin, the deeper in, and I can make fun of y'all because I'm one of y'all.

• 5:59Bunnie XO?

  Motherfucker. I'm stealing it. I'm gonna fucking say that at a fucking family reunion or something. I'm just gonna make it real weird. And we're not even from fucking Alabama.

• 6:07Speaker 03

  One thing about you that I didn't realize is you're, you used to be a hairstylist?

• 6:13Bunnie XO?

  Oh, possibly.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  Was you?

• 6:16Bunnie XO?

  I went to beauty school, but I was a beauty school dropout.

• 6:18Speaker 03

  Really?

• 6:19Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, I used to do nails. I mean, I'm kind of like, my dad says a jack of all trades, master of none.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 6:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, so I literally. I literally, I have done pretty much everything you can fucking think of, but the one thing I've always stuck with is social media. So like, when MySpace came out, I had a following there, and then I was a webcam girl. I've always been in the sex industry, and we won't get into that, but, you know, so I built my following being in the sex industry. And then met Jay, and we built our followings together, and now here we are, you know, so.

• 6:49Speaker 03

  I've never been in the sex industry.

• 6:51Bunnie XO?

  I, you know, I found some of your nudes online.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  The, uh, so, the reason why I said is yesterday I was getting my haircut, right? And my hairstylist, her name's Kalish, shout out Kalish, she, she was like, listen, did you know that Bunny used to be a hairstylist? And I said, I didn't know that.

• 7:09Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  So, yeah. Beauty school dropout, now you know.

• 7:12Bunnie XO?

  I love when I hear things about myself, you know?

• 7:14Speaker 03

  Now you know.

• 7:15Bunnie XO?

  I think it's awesome. But yeah, no, definitely beauty school dropout. All right, so let's take it back. You were born in the small town in Alabama, high school, sixty-nine people, graduate class. How was your relationship with your family growing up? You got brothers?

• 7:28Speaker 03

  Good, very close family, very, I, yeah, I come from a very, uh, close family. Uh, not so much anymore, right? That's kinda, that's kinda how life works.

• 7:39Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  You get older and drift apart, and you know, your, you know, matriarchs and patriarchs pass away, and then people just kinda, you know, uh, there's not that glue that's holding them in no more, but, uh, you know, I grew up in a very, you know, southern religious household, so.

• 7:56Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 7:58Speaker 03

  But there there wasn't really a whole lot of rules either. You know what I'm saying? Like it wasn't like overbearing. Type thing, you know, once I was able old enough to drive and everything. Um, I I got kicked out of high school. I wasn't able to go to high school my junior and senior year. Disruptive. Uh, I was, I was a class clown.

• 8:17Bunnie XO?

  Go figure. You, Justin?

• 8:20Speaker 03

  I was always the, the, um, the most annoying person in a room trying to get people to laugh. Right. And so that's where I finally figured out how to make people laugh. And yeah, here we are.

• 8:32Bunnie XO?

  Is that how you were in your family too? Like, were you like always trying to make everybody in your family laugh? So it just kind of. I can't believe they kicked you out for trying to be a class clown.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, you know, I mean, I was always into something, nothing ever criminal, nothing they could ever like. So I got, I say I got kicked out. So what they wound up doing was they said, you can't come back here no more, right? You can still play sports and everything, but we're going to send a teacher to your house. For sixteen seventeen year old boy, like, I'm like, let's go because they're only coming to my house like. Two hours a day, three times a week. I'm out frolicking, doing whatever the rest of that time.

• 9:10Bunnie XO?

  I love a good frolic.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  I love a frolic.

• 9:12Bunnie XO?

  Me too. We need to go frolic after this.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  We should go frolic.

• 9:15Bunnie XO?

  That's a good TikTok.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  Antique store?

• 9:16Bunnie XO?

  I mean.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Girl, you give me an Adderall and put me in an antique store. I am there for hours.

• 9:22Bunnie XO?

  Just zeroing in on the dust.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm just like, just thousand yard stare at everything I see.

• 9:27Bunnie XO?

  I love that. I actually do love antiques. I grew up, uh, collecting them, but I haven't gone to any antique stores as an older.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Ever been to flea market?

• 9:34Bunnie XO?

  I have. We have a bunch of them in Vegas. I love those.

• 9:37Speaker 03

  In Vegas, really? So I was thinking flea markets were more of a, uh, a southern thing, like around Ripley, Mississippi. If you're ever around Ripley, I think, I don't know if they still do it or not, but it was like, like third Saturday or something. And it was like a giant flea market.

• 9:53Bunnie XO?

  Where you can buy like pigs and fucking just everything.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  You can buy anything there. Shit, you can probably buy a damn wife if you wanted to.

• 9:59Bunnie XO?

  I'm going. Well, damn it.

• 10:02Speaker 03

  Speaking of buying stuff, this road that my GPS had me come in to here. Right? I came off sixty five and came here. Those houses, those are the biggest damn houses I've ever seen in my life. I don't even think, I hadn't seen houses that big since Beverly Hillbillies. Pretty sure Jed Clampett would have been impressed by some of these houses around here.

• 10:21Bunnie XO?

  Did he come by from Murphy's Borough? No.

• 10:27Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so, did you pass?

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:30Bunnie XO?

  Okay, that's where we live.

• 10:31Speaker 03

  Do not, do not put in.

• 10:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, just bleep it.

• 10:40Bunnie XO?

  So you got kicked out of high school and what it, what do you do after that? You're just a sixteen year old boy who gets to see a teacher two hours a day.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:49Bunnie XO?

  What are you doing?

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Frolicking.

• 10:51Bunnie XO?

  Just still frolicking?

• 10:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I joined a car and truck club.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh, nice.

• 10:55Speaker 03

  It was called Twisted Nightmares and our rival car and truck club called us the Twisted Nut Hairs. Funny how things will stick with you after all these years, you know? You know who you are.

• 11:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:07Speaker 03

  You know who you are, look at me now.

• 11:09Bunnie XO?

  Are you guys still friends? Are you friends with any of the rivals?

• 11:12Speaker 03

  No, I haven't talked to any of them in a long time.

• 11:14Bunnie XO?

  Gotcha.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  Um, I really haven't, uh, which I, I moved away, I, I spent about three years working, um, there after I graduated and, uh, working a lot of jobs. Like you said that you've had a lot of jobs, like, I bet I got you beat.

• 11:29Bunnie XO?

  Oh, that's, yeah, I've, listen.

• 11:30Speaker 03

  I've got, I, I think I had, I think I worked twenty-one jobs, fired from some of them, quit some of them, cut a guy's finger off at one of them.

• 11:38Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:39Bunnie XO?

  We gotta hear this story.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  Well, it was, so it was my friend, I told this, I told the story on TikTok a, a while back. I don't think I went in detail with it, but, uh, my friend Adam Wimberly, shout out, dog.

• 11:52Bunnie XO?

  Old fingerless Al, our fingerless Adam.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Right, we was working at the Burger King, you know, the BK Lounge, as Dane Cook calls it. Uh, and I was working the specialty, uh, sandwich thing with the, with the chicken sandwiches and stuff, you know, just doing my thing.

• 12:06Bunnie XO?

  Gourmet.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Slinging that chicken.

• 12:08Bunnie XO?

  Love it.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  And he was working the front, they never put me on front, I guess because they didn't think I was responsible enough.

• 12:13Bunnie XO?

  They probably thought you were gonna crack jokes all day.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Probably, probably, or just not take it serious at all, you know? And, uh, so. He came walking through the kitchen area to go on his break and he wound up, he shot me a bird. So I am gonna retaliate. Now, we're friends, right? So I grab a knife, right? Okay, now I'm, I think I'm sixteen, maybe seventeen at the time. So the frontal lobe has not developed here, you know, of what could go wrong with me grabbing a knife, right? So I've always been kinda jumpy, like if you jump out and scare me or whatever.

• 12:49Bunnie XO?

  I hate that.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  Right? I've got this knife up like this right here and I'm walking into the break room and when I did, he had an empty cup and he acts like he's gonna throw it on me and I go. Blood hit the ceiling.

• 13:01Bunnie XO?

  Shit!

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was, uh, so he.

• 13:04Bunnie XO?

  Did it get sewn back on?

• 13:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:06Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay, so he's not, he's not nubby.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  I think he was like a sniper or something in the army.

• 13:10Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my God. What, with the finger or the nub?

• 13:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:12Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 13:13Speaker 03

  No, the finger.

• 13:13Bunnie XO?

  Finger?

• 13:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, they put it back on.

• 13:15Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God, isn't that crazy that you can fucking lose a limb and get it sewn back on?

• 13:18Speaker 03

  It's insane.

• 13:19Bunnie XO?

  Crazy.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Absolutely crazy.

• 13:21Bunnie XO?

  You're a psychopath.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:23Bunnie XO?

  That your first instinct, he said, yeah, that your first instinct when somebody's gonna throw something on you is to slice their finger off.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  No, it was just a reaction. Like, he scared me, so I.

• 13:33Bunnie XO?

  That's why I said, you're a psychopath, cuz you didn't even think about that. You were just like, wah!

• 13:36Speaker 03

  Maybe.

• 13:37Bunnie XO?

  It's crazy. I like that. It's hot.

• 13:39Speaker 03

  I mean, money's money.

• 13:40Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I love it. Some girls like it. Now we know why the danger is in your middle name.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  That's right, baby.

• 13:46Bunnie XO?

  That's right, baby.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  You know it.

• 13:48Bunnie XO?

  All right, after you're chopping people's fingers off, what are you doing after that?

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Um, I worked.

• 13:52Bunnie XO?

  Did they let you stay at work?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  No. Oh, so the, the ending of that story was, it was a Friday night, it was very busy, right? We shouldn't have been fucking around in the kitchen anyways. We had too much stuff to do. And, uh, drive-throughs backed up. Now we've gotta do without a finger. And somebody else having to carry him to the hospital. Why they didn't just call an ambulance, I don't know.

• 14:12Bunnie XO?

  That they didn't wanna pay that money?

• 14:14Speaker 03

  So I went to the, the manager at the time who, who I still know to this day. Um, and, and I said,

• 14:19Bunnie XO?

  Is he still managing BK?

• 14:21Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 14:21Bunnie XO?

  Is he still a manager there?

• 14:22Speaker 03

  No, she, she, she, uh, she wasn't, um, she's not. I don't know what she does now.

• 14:28Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  Um, I just see her at church when I go back home because they go to the same church now. But so it's Friday night. We had a, we had a, a good sized crew, you know, we was ready to, you know, sling the BK burgers. And, uh, when, when I cut his finger off, I went to her and of course she was in panic mode because we've got all these customers waiting. Now we've got blood to clean up, you know, and they're, it's a, it's a, it's a fucking circus, right? And I said, am I going to get fired for this? And she was like, I don't know. I'm going to have to talk to the general manager. And I was like, oh, that's the answer. I'm getting fired. I was like, I quit, you know? So I walked out, shitty move, right? I should have stayed. I, you know, once again, frontal lobe was not developed. I, I don't think it still is fully developed, but, uh, you know, we, I, I left and I don't know what happened that night.

• 15:13Speaker 03

  I went to the hospital with him.

• 15:14Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, good. I was gonna say, at least you hung in there with your friend.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  I did, I did. We, uh, yeah, when he got discharged.

• 15:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:22Speaker 03

  We, uh, we went and we went and tried to pick up hose.

• 15:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Oh, so that he probably used that as like a, a pickup line, right?

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Oh, 100%.

• 15:30Bunnie XO?

  Cut off and like, oh, feel sorry for me. Here, suck it.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I love that.

• 15:33Speaker 03

  They're not, they're not getting to second base, but, you know?

• 15:37Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I went straight to third.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  Right.

• 15:39Bunnie XO?

  That's how my mind works.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 15:41Bunnie XO?

  I'm like, here you go. Um, sorry. Justin's like, whoa, I don't want to talk about sex at all. And I'm just over here making sexual innuendos.

• 15:47Speaker 03

  I was just talking about baseball. What were you talking about?

• 15:52Bunnie XO?

  So moving on from Burger King and car clubs and chopping people's fingers off. What, what do you do in the small town in Alabama?

• 16:00Speaker 03

  So after, after I graduated, I wound up, uh,

• 16:03Bunnie XO?

  Wow. So you did end up graduating.

• 16:04Speaker 03

  I did graduate. Yes. Yep. I didn't drop out of school. I'm just saying.

• 16:10Bunnie XO?

  You know, us dropouts, we, um, we're a different breed.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  No. So when, once I graduated, um, I worked steel building construction. I'm telling you, I've worked a lot of jobs. I, I worked at Chuck E. Cheese Burger King, Piggly Wiggly, worked for a landscape company. So after I graduated, I worked for steel building construction, uh, animal shelter. I was a, I was an animal enforcement officer. I looked like, yo, I was fat. Okay? Not judging anybody. Just got a few extra pounds, but look, I look like, I look like Farva. In this uniform, like I will have to send you a picture of it.

• 16:42Bunnie XO?

  I gotta see it.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  I'll send it to you.

• 16:43Bunnie XO?

  Please send it to us so we can put it up, yeah.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  I wanted, I wanted to be a cop. I wanted to be a police officer, right?

• 16:50Bunnie XO?

  That's why you and Udi get along.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  Right, well, we don't get along. I just tolerate him.

• 16:55Bunnie XO?

  I mean, does anybody ever get along with Udi?

• 16:58Speaker 03

  Udi's great people.

• 16:59Bunnie XO?

  He's a sweetie pie.

• 17:00Speaker 03

  Awesome guy, awesome guy. But I, so, you know, I worked, uh, worked at a police department for a little while, working dispatch and went and did ride alongs like every Friday night and Saturday night, so, um, and then, you know, got my, got my real job and been doing that for 18 years now.

• 17:20Bunnie XO?

  So let's talk about it, cause you've never really publicly spoken about this, and I think it's like so admirable and fucking awesome. Go ahead, let's, let's drop this little, little gem of knowledge on everybody.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  So I have been active duty air force for the past 18 years.

• 17:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I love that.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  I've still got, I've got two more years until I can retire from active duty. Uh, a lot of people are gonna, a lot of people are gonna get in the comment section and, and talk about the beard. I've got a medical condition, right?

• 17:50Speaker 03

  So, uh, it doesn't let me shave every day because of skin or whatever, um, but yeah.

• 17:57Bunnie XO?

  So you're not allowed to have beards in the air force?

• 18:00Speaker 03

  No, in the, in the military, no, unless you've got like a religious waiver or a medical waiver or something.

• 18:05Bunnie XO?

  Gotcha, okay, I never knew that. I think that's so admirable. Why'd I have you kept that hidden from everybody?

• 18:11Speaker 04

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• 18:41Speaker 03

  Because I wanted to, I wanted to, I wanted to get my following based off my personality and not my profession.

• 18:47Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  You know, because the, my profession's not always gonna be there.

• 18:51Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 18:52Speaker 03

  It's gonna be gone in two years, you know, um, I, I, I started, I started to get out not too long ago. Uh, at, at eighteen years and get no pension, no medical benefits or anything and I, you know, um, I had already signed the paperwork to get out. And I woke up at three AM on a random like Wednesday night in a panic attack. And I was like, I, I don't, I don't think I can do this. Like, am I making a bad decision? And I woke Crystal up and she was like, why in the hell are you waking me up at, you know, three AM?

• 19:23Bunnie XO?

  We need our beauty sleep.

• 19:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, I think I'm fucking up. Like, should I get out? Should I stay in? And, uh, she was, and she's always been very supportive. She's like, whatever you think, you know, whatever you think, I'm behind you. You know, I got your back and everything. And, uh, I wound up at three thirty AM. Uh, sending a, sending an email to, to my commander and pulling the paperwork back. So I'm gonna do my.

• 19:48Bunnie XO?

  Well, we appreciate you.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  It's a, it's a struggle though.

• 19:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 19:53Speaker 03

  Balancing everything because like, I mean, I've still got all those responsibilities over there. And then, you know, as you know, you know, the online stuff is very time consuming. Like, I mean, it's basically like I have three full-time jobs because, you know, I've still got, you know, family. I've got two kids. I've got a nine-year-old and a, you know, thirteen-year-old. So.

• 20:12Bunnie XO?

  Let's rewind because we're gonna dive into some more of those, those ish, not issues, those, um, highlights in a second. But, um, what made you get into the Air Force? Were you just kind of like looking for somewhere to belong?

• 20:24Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 20:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  You know, people.

• 20:26Bunnie XO?

  Nobody in your family was in the Air Force or anything like that?

• 20:29Speaker 03

  My granddad was, but that wasn't like a driving factor of why I went in. My, one of my granddads was in the Air Force. The other one was in the Army. Um, my granddad that was in the Air Force served during peacetime. Uh, he didn't, he didn't get deployed or anything. My other grandfather fought in the Korean War. Um, but none of that was like.

• 20:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 20:47Speaker 03

  It wasn't ever like expected. Like, I'm the only one in my family that joined the military.

• 20:52Bunnie XO?

  Gotcha.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  For what reason? I don't know. I still don't know. I just walked into a recruiter's office one day, maybe just lost, not knowing what I'm gonna do.

• 20:59Bunnie XO?

  Looking for somewhere to belong.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. And, uh, you know, I went in the delayed entry program.

• 21:06Speaker 03

  And you know, a few months later, I was in San Antonio, Texas at basic training.

• 21:11Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my gosh. Was that like a shock to you? Like, cause you were like, kind of like a free bird.

• 21:17Speaker 03

  Well, I was, I was twenty one when I went in, right? So I had, I had kind of lived a little bit, you know? Looking back now, I was still a baby. I had no clue what I was doing.

• 21:27Bunnie XO?

  People get mad at me for saying that, but when you're twenty one, you're literally two years away from being a teenager.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:33Bunnie XO?

  Like, you're a baby.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  If you think you have it figured out at twenty one, you don't.

• 21:37Bunnie XO?

  No, absolutely. Couldn't agree more.

• 21:40Speaker 03

  The, uh,

• 21:43Speaker 03

  yeah, it was, it was a shock. It really was. Uh, just for the simple fact that, you know, I had grew up in a very small town. Okay?

• 21:53Speaker 03

  Like I said, graduating class of sixty nine. So the same people that I went to kindergarten with were the same people I graduated with. There wasn't a lot of turnover there or anything. So like, you only know, like, you know, basically a handful of people your entire life. And now you're threw into, you know, this, you know, melting pot of, you know, different cultures, different backgrounds, you know, and, and it, uh, it, yeah, it was, it was weird, I guess.

• 22:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. What was your first day of like, basic training? Like, like, was it, do they start screaming at you from the get go and like, trying to whip you into shape?

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're like, nice. Like that. So they don't yell at you. It's the Air Force. Okay. So there's going to be the conversation going. The Marines do, I'm sure, you know, but like the Air Force, like the, the first like nights you get there and everything, like they're stern.

• 22:44Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 03

  And, and, um, but it's real chill. And we got, our plane flew in late, so they let us actually sleep in the first day.

• 22:53Bunnie XO?

  Ah.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  So when I woke up, it was already sunlight outside and I was like, this basic training thing ain't gonna be so bad after all, right? They let us sleep in, cooked us a late breakfast, right? And everything. I guess that, you know, looking back now, like they had to let us get a certain amount of sleep and, um, Yeah, that second day, though.

• 23:10Bunnie XO?

  That's when they were like, it's real life, baby. Let's go.

• 23:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it's all about, you know, it's all about building that structure.

• 23:17Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Basically, uh, letting you know that you don't know shit about what's going on.

• 23:21Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 23:21Speaker 03

  And just relying on them for everything.

• 23:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  And, uh, I mean, it was good.

• 23:27Bunnie XO?

  He said it was good.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  I wouldn't want to do it again.

• 23:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:30Speaker 03

  But it was, it was a good experience.

• 23:32Bunnie XO?

  Are you happy that you decided to serve and that, that, that like has molded your life in some way?

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:38Bunnie XO?

  Is that question fair? I don't know if that's ever fair to ask somebody who's served our country because.

• 23:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't, I don't, I wouldn't know any other way.

• 23:45Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying? Like, I've been doing it for eighteen years now.

• 23:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  So like, um.

• 23:50Bunnie XO?

  It's a long time. That's a marriage.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  It is.

• 23:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 23:53Speaker 03

  I mean, it is, it is insane. Um, yeah, I would say so because the experiences that I've gotten, um, and the places that I've seen, the places that I've gone, um, it, it, yeah, I wouldn't have got to do any of that.

• 24:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  Um, had I not been in the military, like, some of the stuff that my parents have gotten to do.

• 24:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:14Speaker 03

  You know, because they, my parents, they grew up, um, they're in the same town. They still live in the same town. Like, I, I was, I grew up in the same house that my parents still live in today.

• 24:23Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  You know, so like, um, I, I think, I think it's been really good for me and my, my immediate family and then my extended family, because they've, they've gotten to do a lot of, a lot of stuff that they wouldn't have got to do either.

• 24:36Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  And then the friends you've made along the way, you know?

• 24:39Bunnie XO?

  Absolutely.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  I mean, those, those people.

• 24:41Bunnie XO?

  And the lessons you've learned and just the structure that you know, obviously you needed in your life, too.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  Needed it bad.

• 24:47Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, for sure. So we would, I just said something about marriage. Let's talk about marriage. Where, when did you meet Crystal?

• 24:53Speaker 03

  Um, I think, I think I was, uh, maybe four and she was eight.

• 25:00Speaker 03

  So not even joking, we grew up in the same church.

• 25:04Bunnie XO?

  Really?

• 25:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, growing up, I don't really know exactly those ages or whatever. We've, I've, I've known Crystal for

• 25:10Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 25:11Speaker 03

  as long as I can remember.

• 25:12Bunnie XO?

  Aww.

• 25:13Speaker 03

  Now, she's four years older than me. She's old.

• 25:15Bunnie XO?

  Don't you ever say that about her?

• 25:19Speaker 03

  She, uh, but yeah, and we, we never like, I always joke, I'm like, yeah, she knew she wanted me. You know, back in the youth group and everything. She's like, no, I did not. You know, cause I was always a disruptive guy.

• 25:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  And after I'd been in the air force for a couple of years or whatever, my mom decided to play matchmaker.

• 25:37Bunnie XO?

  So you guys met in, at church? You guys didn't like go to school together or anything like that? Aww, I love that. You have a lot of old fashioned family values instilled in you for being as kind of like, uh, like, I don't want to say crazy, but kind of like off the wall as you are online. Like you really are kind of like just a down home boy.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I was raised with like very like, you know, those Christian values.

• 26:07Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 26:07Speaker 03

  I still go to church, you know?

• 26:09Bunnie XO?

  And there's nothing wrong with that. I think that's amazing. We need more men like that in the world, especially nowadays and all this online shit. So you guys met when you were four or eight and then after you had been in the air force, mom decided to play matchmaker. Take me on that ride.

• 26:22Speaker 03

  So mom decided to play matchmaker and um, she's, I was, I was in Qatar. I was deployed at the time.

• 26:29Bunnie XO?

  Hmm.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  And um, mom said, hey, I gave, I gave, you know, Crystal Taylor your, your mailing address or whatever. And uh, she sent me a couple of letters. I sent her a couple of back. We emailed a little bit. Um, and this was back during MySpace days. This was before, you know, Facebook or anything like that. And uh, it's weird how far technology has come.

• 26:49Bunnie XO?

  Insane. I miss MySpace to tell you the truth. It was like so simple and like Tom was everybody's friend.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  I read a stat the other day that it was kind of weird that like how many people still visit MySpace every month? How many hits it gets a month? Like it's insane.

• 27:04Bunnie XO?

  Is the platform still up?

• 27:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:06Bunnie XO?

  Wow. I need to go see if my old profile is still up.

• 27:09Speaker 03

  It still gets a lot of hits. Yeah.

• 27:11Bunnie XO?

  What were, what was your name on MySpace?

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Hell if I know.

• 27:15Bunnie XO?

  You don't remember? I remember it all. How do I remember all that shit?

• 27:18Speaker 03

  I don't. I don't remember anything like I, um, which I mean, these past, what? Two, three years has been a whirlwind for me.

• 27:26Bunnie XO?

  Crazy. Well, let's talk about Crystal real quick and then we'll get into your whole TikTok thing.

• 27:30Speaker 03

  Crystal. I tried to pull her off of it.

• 27:33Bunnie XO?

  So you guys met, she started emailing you and writing you and all that stuff. When, when did you guys?

• 27:38Speaker 03

  She was like a cougar. Just ready to pass.

• 27:42Bunnie XO?

  I love them cougars. Those are my, those are my peeps. I love a good cougar. Um, so she pretty much just wanted you.

• 27:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, she wanted it.

• 27:52Bunnie XO?

  It was like animal magnetism.

• 27:55Speaker 03

  We, and so, uh, you know, we, we emailed, wrote back and forth or whatever. And then when I came back from deployment,

• 28:05Speaker 03

  I took her out, right? And, and funny enough, like the, the first date, I know this sounds crazy as hell, but I'm, I'm not, I promise. I told her on the first date, I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna marry you.

• 28:17Bunnie XO?

  Justin, we know you're crazy. You chopped a motherfucker's finger off, you know, so.

• 28:21Speaker 03

  So six months later, we were married.

• 28:23Bunnie XO?

  Ah, and you just had that, that you just knew. You went on the first date and you were just like, I'm gonna marry you and you're my bitch.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:30Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  Did you hear?

• 28:35Bunnie XO?

  I love that. And now you guys have two kids?

• 28:37Speaker 03

  Two kids. We've got a nine-year-old and a 13-year-old.

• 28:39Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we got to meet them at the Opry that one night. They're sweethearts. Your whole family is just so sweet.

• 28:44Speaker 03

  Brian is a lot like Crystal. Crystal's very quiet, shy and reserved, right? So my oldest is just like her, looks just like me. The youngest acts just like me. Like I have to check him in public all the time. Like he is.

• 28:57Bunnie XO?

  He's your karma.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  It's bad. Like, no, he's a good kid. Don't get me wrong. He's very tender-hearted, very good kid. But yo, he has not learned there's a time to and a time not to. Like, this is, you know, at, at the funeral is not a good time to be cracking wiener jokes, you know?

• 29:14Bunnie XO?

  My kind of guy. He can come hang out anytime.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  It's, I'm telling you, no, you'd be ready to get him back. Blake's wild. Him and, uh, Blake and Blake and Gary are big buddies.

• 29:24Bunnie XO?

  Oh, Gary, Daddy Gary. We, I'm trying to get Daddy Gary on the podcast. I think he's scared.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  Is he?

• 29:29Bunnie XO?

  He might be.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  Well, maybe after he sees this, he might change his mind.

• 29:32Bunnie XO?

  I hope so.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  I'll put in a good word.

• 29:34Bunnie XO?

  I'll be gentle with him. I've been trying to do more country music artists so that he'll trust me. Trying to lure him in slowly.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's.

• 29:44Bunnie XO?

  Get him into my lair.

• 29:46Speaker 03

  No, just leave it, leave a trail like a Hansel and Gretel trail like, uh, what is it? Uh, is it skull? What is it he dials? It's, uh, I forget what it.

• 29:56Bunnie XO?

  Daddy Gary dips.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  It's like even a cheaper off brand skull.

• 29:59Bunnie XO?

  I'll get it.

• 30:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:00Bunnie XO?

  That's a TikTok. Just trying to lure in Daddy Gary. That'd be hilarious. So speaking of TikTok, you have a massive following on TikTok. How many followers?

• 30:11Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 30:12Bunnie XO?

  How do you not know? I know what mine are.

• 30:14Speaker 03

  I think maybe six point two, six point three, six, huh?

• 30:20Speaker 03

  Six, five? I don't know.

• 30:21Bunnie XO?

  That's a lot.

• 30:21Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 30:22Bunnie XO?

  It's a lot of people that are tuning into you, buddy.

• 30:24Speaker 03

  I think it's over 10 million total online.

• 30:26Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Take me on this journey.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  I don't know. I don't have a damn clue what I'm doing.

• 30:32Bunnie XO?

  You're just, you're genuine and you're funny.

• 30:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, it's, well, and, and that's scary in itself in 2023, trying to be a comedian. In 2023, shit, I don't know what I can and can't say anymore.

• 30:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, everybody's fucking offended. Yeah, everybody gets offended. I get in trouble for shit I say.

• 30:48Speaker 03

  I don't even care about those people anymore.

• 30:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  You know, people that are perpetually offended over everything.

• 30:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 30:55Speaker 03

  If, if, listen, uh, one of my really good friends, I'm not going to name drop him. You, you probably know him very well. Right? But he gave, I called him one time and I was like, bro, I was like, they, they're starting to get to me, right? And ever since he told me this, they have never gotten to me again. And he said, he said, just remember this, offense can only be taken, it cannot be given. If they are offended by something that you said and your intent was, you know, to make others laugh and happy, that's not your problem, that's theirs.

• 31:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Right? And ever since then, that's kind of what I've adopted.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  And if I, if I say something in my, everything that I have ever said or done online, right? I have always done to try to make others laugh and happy. People are struggling.

• 31:40Bunnie XO?

  You do it with a pure heart. You do it with good intention.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. And you and Jelly know this because y'all see it all the time. You know, uh, people, people are struggling. People have a rough time.

• 31:52Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. There's enough sadness in the world. Like, can we fucking all collectively have a smile?

• 31:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:57Bunnie XO?

  Like, is that so bad?

• 31:58Speaker 03

  Coming after people that are trying to make others happy.

• 32:00Bunnie XO?

  Literally.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  You know, there's plenty of shitty people you can go after. Go after them. Go waste your, because I'm not gonna give you the time of day.

• 32:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, for sure. I, I, I'll throw everybody a bone here every now and then, because it's always good engagement. That's what I tell everybody. I'm like, if you're gonna talk shit to me, I'm gonna use it to make money.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  I don't anymore. And let me tell you why I don't. Because I think a lot of these people, a lot of these people that, that, you know, wanna hate and like always throw shade your way. I, I think they, they get comedy. It's not that they don't get comedy. They get it.

• 32:36Bunnie XO?

  I kinda beg to differ. I feel like some of these people fucking have the personality of a dry sock.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  Oh, I agree.

• 32:42Bunnie XO?

  You know?

• 32:43Speaker 03

  I agree. But some of these, some of these like professional trolls, I, I think what their main goal is, is to-

• 32:48Bunnie XO?

  What a title.

• 32:49Speaker 03

  Right. Professional troll. They're, they're there. You, hey, as soon as I said that, you had somebody in your mind.

• 32:54Bunnie XO?

  I mean, just everybody online. Literally, everybody, yeah, actually. I'm going through it this week.

• 33:02Speaker 03

  Do you wanna say it and then we can have John scrub it?

• 33:05Bunnie XO?

  No, it's fine.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  Tell me?

• 33:07Bunnie XO?

  No, I say, I'm just going through.

• 33:08Speaker 03

  Do you wanna lay down on the couch and tell, tell me about it?

• 33:11Bunnie XO?

  We can lay down on the couch.

• 33:12Speaker 03

  I'm a doctor.

• 33:12Bunnie XO?

  Do you wanna, you wanna play doctor?

• 33:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:16Bunnie XO?

  Love how he's like, yeah.

• 33:19Speaker 03

  No. So I, I think, I think what their main, a lot of these people main goal is to try to, they, they don't have the talent or the charisma or the, the know-how to build a platform, right? And the only way that they will get a platform like that is if they get your platform. So once you say their name or read their comment or something, you just gave that person that you cannot stand your platform for those thirty seconds, otherwise they, they would have had nothing. You know what I'm saying? So I don't even give them, I don't even give them the, the, you know, satisfaction of me saying their name or reading their comment.

• 33:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. No, that, that actually like hits home because I've been going through it this week where I'm just getting attacked online for no fucking reason.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  They'll stop if you stop responding.

• 34:02Bunnie XO?

  I know. Jay yelled at me last night. He's like, you gotta just stop. And I, I try to always respond tactfully and like gracefully, but it just gets to a point where it's like, how many times can I fucking defend myself? Go fucking tell it on the mountain.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  You know how many times I've called Kelsey? I'm like, girl, what are you doing right now?

• 34:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Right? I love, we, we talked about Kelsey earlier. I love her to death.

• 34:23Bunnie XO?

  Perfectly Kelsey for everybody who's listening.

• 34:25Speaker 03

  She is a, she is a beautiful soul. She is a really good person.

• 34:28Bunnie XO?

  She really is.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  And I don't care what you think about her. It ain't gonna change my opinion of her. I know her personally. So don't even, you know, she's, she's a great person. There, a lot of these people that people, you know, constantly come after are, are, are good people.

• 34:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  Right? And

• 34:42Bunnie XO?

  They're just taken out of context.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. 100%.

• 34:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  It's gotta be different though, for a female creator.

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• 35:54Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  Right? Because women are more, um,

• 35:58Speaker 03

  women tend to hold on to things a little bit longer than men, right? Especially like if I, if I like have some beef with somebody, like I may not even tell Crystal about it. I'm like, eh. You know, because like, I'll be over it. If that person comes to me and they apologize, I'm over it.

• 36:12Bunnie XO?

  That's how I am.

• 36:13Speaker 03

  Appreciate it, right? Uh, most women will hold on to that and they're like, well, you remember back in 1995 when you said this? Like, I don't remember that. You know what I'm saying? So I, I think, I don't know.

• 36:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  Do you think it's different being a, being a?

• 36:28Bunnie XO?

  I, I feel like I, being a woman creator, I get attacked by men more.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  Really?

• 36:32Bunnie XO?

  So it's, I literally get attacked by men online all day, every day. Way more. I have so much, my whole following is women.

• 36:39Speaker 03

  For what?

• 36:40Bunnie XO?

  Oh, men are just, she's a gold digger. It's just the same shit. She's a hoe. She was a whore. She's a gold digger. No. My husband was the fucking gold digger. Okay.

• 36:50Speaker 03

  I love I love y'all's y'all's documentary on Hulu, by the way.

• 36:54Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 36:55Speaker 03

  If you haven't watched it, y'all got to watch it. That is a phenomenal. Yes.

• 36:59Bunnie XO?

  I'm so proud of him. I appreciate him so much.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  I'm proud of both of y'all. Like, one thing that I tell people, because everybody asks me, they're like, how is Jelly and Bunny? Right? And I always tell them the same thing. I'm like, they are the most genuine, like, down-to-earth people that I have met that is in the position that they're in. Like, I really feel like, like, if I was up near Nashville and my car broke down, I could pick up my phone and call you or Jelly, and y'all would either come pick me up on the side of the road, or Jelly would show up with wrenches to help me fix it. You know, that's the type of people y'all are.

• 37:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 37:29Speaker 03

  So, and I really appreciate y'all being like that.

• 37:31Bunnie XO?

  No, and we we feel like the same way about you guys and your family. You guys are just like salt of the earth humans.

• 37:38Bunnie XO?

  But let's take it back to.

• 37:40Speaker 03

  She's like, stop talking about me. We want to talk about you.

• 37:42Bunnie XO?

  I always do that. Everybody always says that. Um, let's take it back, though. When did you get on TikTok? What year?

• 37:49Speaker 03

  Um. Well, during the pandemic.

• 37:52Bunnie XO?

  Everybody got on in 2020. Like, literally, that's when we were like, okay. I think that was like where the personalities stood out. You either became a fucking troll, or you became a fucking creator.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  Well, see, I didn't do anything with it for like, months and months, months.

• 38:06Bunnie XO?

  Same. I was the same way. I refused. I was like, I'm not getting on fucking TikTok.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  I ain't doing that. It's a bunch of teenage girls.

• 38:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was like, I'm not dancing and fucking shaking my ass.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  I had never done any kind of content or anything, but I was scrolling one day and I seen a dude telling a joke, and and he's a pretty decent-sized creator, right? I won't mention his name. Me and him are mutuals now, but I was scrolling through and I seen somebody telling a joke and I was like, and it had like a bunch of views and like people were just praising him and I was like, God, the comedic timing wasn't even that good. Like, I can do this better, you know? So I started doing videos. I started doing joke videos with Crystal. When I first started out, it was, um, it was me standing with the, you know, forward-facing camera and Crystal behind me. I'm like, hey, Crystal, you want to hear a joke? And she'd always say, no, not really. And I'd be like, yeah, I don't care. And then I would tell the joke, right? So that's where the, yeah, I don't care, comes from.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  And then, you know, it's like, like we talked about earlier, you know, 2020, 2021. Uh, it's not a good time to be telling jokes because you hell, I don't have a damn clue what you can say anymore, you know? It may be fine today, tomorrow it's, you know, not good.

• 39:18Bunnie XO?

  Literally can be used against you. Have you ever been canceled?

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:22Bunnie XO?

  He said, oh, yeah. Oh, you're part of the cancel club too?

• 39:25Speaker 03

  Everybody is.

• 39:26Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 39:27Speaker 03

  Well, and like, I think the, the, uh, biggest I ever got canceled was a video that me and Blake did. Um, and it was a mom with her baby and she was, she, she was trying to elicit a response, right? And she was like, this is my baby. And the baby couldn't even talk. She's like, this is my baby and, and he's gay. Right? So me and Blake stitched the video and I said, this is my son and he's gay. And he said, no, the hell I ain't. And I laughed and the video ended. Not homophobic in, in the least. Like I could care less what you do with your life.

• 39:58Bunnie XO?

  Like you're not allowed to not be gay.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Right, right. And people, people got tore down over that video. I mean, it got, the, I made a lot of good friends out of that video, but I was just like, it still blows my mind of like, how many people got offended over that video? And, and it's like, it's like, yo, if, if you look at the video, it, it's not, you know, it was not said in a way that was like, oh, it's wrong if you are, you know? Like judge not lest you be judged. I don't care what you do, you know? Like we've all got our own downfalls and everything and I don't even consider that a downfall. Do, live your life like you want to live it.

• 40:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  Right? Um, but you know, it's 2020s.

• 40:41Bunnie XO?

  But does anybody ever really get canceled?

• 40:43Speaker 03

  No, canceling is fake.

• 40:45Bunnie XO?

  It really is. Like people are mad at you. They get mad at you and you get a ton of hate for like a week and then it goes away.

• 40:50Speaker 03

  Can't get canceled. A brand can. And we're, we're seeing that right now. You know, with, with the whole Bud Light controversy or whatever.

• 40:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  Um, but no, a, a person getting canceled? No.

• 41:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 41:00Speaker 03

  Because I, either, either you.

• 41:04Speaker 03

  What are you gonna do? You're gonna, you're gonna come take my phone away from me?

• 41:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, right. Gonna put me in timeout?

• 41:10Speaker 03

  And it goes back to that whole thing like we were just talking about, like, look at the intent of the person telling the joke.

• 41:15Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  Like, was that person's intent to be hateful? Or was that person's intent to, to make others laugh and make others happy?

• 41:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 41:23Speaker 03

  It's not hard to figure out.

• 41:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, well, people look for just the bad in everything.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  Oh, 100%.

• 41:29Bunnie XO?

  There's, there's literally like, just, there's good and bad people, people who love us, and there's people who are just waiting for us to post to pick it apart. Was there ever a point where you looked at your online following and you're like, holy shitballs, this is getting to be a lot? Like, just, like, how many, the number, you know?

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, so.

• 41:46Bunnie XO?

  I, I have 3.7 on one and 1.8 on the other, and I'm just like, I can't believe this many people even care. You know, like, it's just insane.

• 41:54Speaker 03

  So, that first account that I had where I would tell Crystal jokes, I had like 600,000 followers. And, um, I, it got permanently banned one day. And it was just as I had found that little niche of like stitching videos and saying, yeah, I don't care, you know? And then giving a fun fact, right? And, um, every one of those videos was going viral at that moment. So that video, that, that account got taken down. I already had like, I felt like a head start.

• 42:23Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 42:23Speaker 03

  You know, I had 600,000 followers and that account got banned.

• 42:28Bunnie XO?

  They took one of mine too. TikTok back in the day used to fucking just ban you for nothing.

• 42:32Speaker 03

  Well, and I, I had a lot of community guidelines violations from some of the jokes, you know? Um, stuff that I didn't know that I couldn't, you know, joke about or whatever. But I went through like the whole, you know, stages of grief in about two hours with that, like, you know, the acceptance, denial, you know, anger and everything. And, and I had a backup account, uh, well, it was Crystal's account. Um, you know, just Crystal Nunley, and it had, I think, like 3,000 followers on it, people that had just followed her for me. And I, I jumped on it and I was just doing a live, you know, hey, guys, submit tickets for me, submit tickets for me. And somebody came on there and they was like, dog, why are you even bothering? We already got your account banned, right? And.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  And it lit a fire under me.

• 43:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 43:19Speaker 03

  I ended the live, got off the live, started pumping out videos. Thirty days later, I had three million followers.

• 43:25Bunnie XO?

  Wow.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  On that account.

• 43:26Bunnie XO?

  That's crazy.

• 43:27Speaker 03

  It absolutely lit a fire. Like, tell me I can't do something and I'm gonna prove you wrong every time.

• 43:31Bunnie XO?

  Absolutely, every fucking time.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  I thi- I think after that first thirty days, like, I was just like,

• 43:36Bunnie XO?

  Let's fucking go.

• 43:37Speaker 03

  Holy shit.

• 43:38Bunnie XO?

  That's amazing. And now, look at you. Like, do you ever, okay, so when you do retire from being in the Air Force, are you gonna do social media full-time?

• 43:47Speaker 03

  Um, I, I think what my, my goal is, what, kind of what, never, you know, never tell God your plans.

• 43:55Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 43:56Speaker 03

  You know, he'll laugh at you. Um, but, you know, what, what I think I would like to do is, is stand up.

• 44:02Bunnie XO?

  That'd be awesome.

• 44:04Speaker 03

  I've, so I've been, I'm really good at public speaking. Like, I can stand in front of, you know, five hundred thousand people and wouldn't even get nervous. Like, it does not bother me at all. Um, and I, I preached a good bit. Like, every time somebody dies back home, they, Justin, will you preach the funeral? And, you know, because I kind of keep a lighthearted a little bit, you know, but still, you know, honor that person's memory and everything. So anytime there's like a public speaking type thing, like, I always get thrown into it. Um, stop asking me to do those. It sucks.

• 44:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, that's gotta be just terrible.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  But, so I've, I've always been really good at public speaking. I think I'd be very good at, at, at stand-up. So it's probably, probably the route I'll go.

• 44:44Bunnie XO?

  That's amazing. Uh, Danae Hayes was just on the podcast and she's looking into going into stand-up too. I'll have to introduce you guys. Do you guys know each other? You guys are, it would be hilarious together.

• 44:55Speaker 03

  I've seen, I've seen some of her videos. She used to play softball for Alabama.

• 44:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 03

  Right, I do know that. And, you know, I'm a big Roll Tide.

• 45:01Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I love that. Um, Jay just did a celebrity softball game and he called me and he's like, baby, I need a girl who's good at softball. I said, well, I, I know one. She's a lesbian and she played pro softball. And he was like, call her. Danae went and fucking, they got, they won like the champion. She, he played with, uh, her, I think Mandy, just a whole bunch of celebrities. Like, it was really cool.

• 45:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I kept up with that softball thing, you know, like, I used to play some softball back in the day.

• 45:26Bunnie XO?

  Did you? Oh, no, Danae did, yeah.

• 45:28Speaker 03

  Jelly didn't ask me to play.

• 45:29Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 45:32Bunnie XO?

  Next year. Next year for sure.

• 45:34Speaker 03

  I don't know, my back's broken down now.

• 45:36Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  I'm, uh, yeah.

• 45:39Bunnie XO?

  You don't want to elaborate?

• 45:40Speaker 03

  I'm getting old. I'm getting old.

• 45:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I didn't know if like you hurt yourself like or fell off a fucking aircraft or something?

• 45:46Speaker 03

  No, no. I don't go around the aircraft. I build bombs.

• 45:50Bunnie XO?

  Is that what you do?

• 45:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, so it's it's a little career field called munitions ammo. We short, you know, ammo for short.

• 45:56Bunnie XO?

  Justin, why do you hide all this? This is so cool.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 46:00Bunnie XO?

  It's hot. A lot of people are gonna think this is attractive.

• 46:03Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah?

• 46:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 46:04Speaker 03

  It's hot?

• 46:06Bunnie XO?

  You build bombs? Like, that's crazy, right?

• 46:10Speaker 03

  No, like, let's not get it twisted. Like, I'm not smart. I'm not in there, you know, mixing the chemicals and shit. We're just like, they're like, they're like, you know, already like a big, a big bomb. And we're just like putting Lego pieces on it to make it blow up.

• 46:23Bunnie XO?

  But still, that's amazing that you are, you know, you fight for our country and you build the fucking ammo that our country fights with. Like, that's really dope.

• 46:32Speaker 03

  Warheads on foreheads.

• 46:33Bunnie XO?

  There we go.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  My, my favorite, my favorite military saying in our career field is, um, for our penetrator bombs, it's penetration before detonation.

• 46:43Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. That applies with sex, too.

• 46:46Bunnie XO?

  I was gonna say, I was gonna tell that to my husband next time. Yeah, next, next time Jay gets into bed and wants some fucking.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Penetration before detonation.

• 46:54Bunnie XO?

  He's gonna be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Cause I'm always saying like weird ass shit to him. So what can we look forward to in the next year for you?

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Hell, if I know.

• 47:03Bunnie XO?

  You just fly by the seat of your pants?

• 47:05Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 47:05Bunnie XO?

  Love that. Just fucking let's roll, baby.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  Don't have a clue what I'm doing.

• 47:09Bunnie XO?

  That's amazing. I think that's the way to live. Cause I swear, the more you try to control the narrative, it just, the universe is always like, nope, not happening.

• 47:16Speaker 03

  No, no, just like balancing all that with my ADHD, you know?

• 47:22Bunnie XO?

  Why don't you tell them about how you almost missed the podcast today?

• 47:25Speaker 03

  So, uh, that was your fault. I'm gonna say it was your fault.

• 47:28Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  Even though it was totally my fault. So when we initially, it was last week, wasn't it? In just one week time, in my head, this shit got so, you know, jumbled up. But so we, you had originally said the twentieth, right? Which was yesterday, right? And you said, no, no, no, I've got a photo shoot. Let's do it on the twenty first. I said, okay. And then you booked the. You booked the Airbnb for the twenty first and the twenty second, right? And, and I don't know why, in my head, I was like, oh, she wants me there a day early. And we're doing the podcast. I never looked back to see the date. I was like, she's wanting me there a day early to make sure I'm there, right? And then, you know, I'm, uh, go do the podcast and then we've got the room that next night, you know?

• 48:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 48:08Speaker 03

  And then we roll out the next day. And yeah, I was wrong.

• 48:11Bunnie XO?

  No, you're okay.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  She, Bunny hits me up at like eleven o'clock and she's like, she's like, hey, just make sure you made it in town. I'm like, it's kind of, kind of an odd question to ask a day early, but no, I'm not here yet. I'm in Montgomery. Or was I in Birmingham?

• 48:25Bunnie XO?

  I'm not sure. You said I'm a few hours away. And I was like, it was already eleven thirty. And I was like, we gotta start a podcast at two. I was like, few hours.

• 48:32Speaker 03

  So I was still confused. I was like, I was like, yeah, I'm, I'm in Birmingham. I thought I was in Birmingham. And I said, you know, I'll be in probably about two o'clock. And she said, she, it kind of, her, you know, where it shows that she's, she's texting. It's just dot, dot, dot. And I was like, did I fuck this up? So I, I, I text her back. I'm like, the podcast is tomorrow, right? And then all I get is, no, it's today. Oh, I got this.

• 48:58Bunnie XO?

  No, I wasn't mad at all. I actually needed the extra hour of sleep. So that's why I was like, if you want to do tomorrow, that's fine, too. It's tomorrow. We have like, I think Jason Alexander, Britney Spears' ex-husband coming on. So we could have just fit you in right away. But I'm happy that you made it here today.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  You've got to ask him about all these conspiracy theories surrounding her.

• 49:16Bunnie XO?

  I am.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  Are you gonna be able to?

• 49:18Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, for sure. He's ready to talk. He said he's been talking to her.

• 49:21Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 49:22Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm. So we'll see. I mean, he does interviews with the huge fucking like news outlets.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  Have you seen the guy, and I don't even know if he still has an accountant anymore, where he was like, he was basically trying to say that, that her and Justin Timberlake like died in a car wreck?

• 49:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm gonna ask him all this. Literally, I'm gonna just go down all the conspiracy theory questions and just be like.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  It's wild.

• 49:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I just, you know, it's so hard to know if anybody's telling the truth these days.

• 49:48Speaker 03

  You don't have a clue.

• 49:49Bunnie XO?

  At all.

• 49:50Speaker 03

  I don't trust any, I do not trust anything unless I see it with my own two eyes in person.

• 49:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 49:55Speaker 03

  Because stuff can be chopped up and cut up.

• 49:57Bunnie XO?

  Well, people lie on me all the time. So it's like, I can only imagine being in Britney Spears' fucking, you know? People are probably just from her past or just trying to always. Get, you know, some sort of tea on her just to spill it. So I

• 50:10Speaker 03

  It's wild.

• 50:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I can only imagine.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  For what game?

• 50:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we'll see. We'll see though. I'd love to have him on the podcast. So we'll see how that goes.

• 50:18Speaker 03

  That's funny.

• 50:19Bunnie XO?

  Justin, I'm so happy you made it today.

• 50:21Speaker 03

  Thanks for having me.

• 50:22Bunnie XO?

  Dude, come back anytime.

• 50:23Speaker 03

  I told you we could make it a full hour without talking about sex.

• 50:26Bunnie XO?

  I, well, I mean, I, I almost had a couple slip ups.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  We had a, we had a slip up or two, but it's fine.

• 50:31Bunnie XO?

  We're gonna go play doctor though, right?

• 50:33Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:33Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 50:34Speaker 03

  Yes. I'm a, I'm a professional bomb builder amateur gynecologist.

• 50:37Bunnie XO?

  So you're good with your hands?

• 50:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:39Bunnie XO?

  Very good with your hands.

• 50:39Speaker 03

  Do you think gynecologists get tunnel vision?

• 50:43Bunnie XO?

  Prob- listen, I was, hold on. I was a gynecologist for a day.

• 50:47Speaker 03

  Huh? Hold up. We're not ending the podcast yet. So tell us about this.

• 50:53Bunnie XO?

  I was a gynecologist for a day and can I tell you that I never knew, I have a vagina. Okay? I didn't know that when it's spread open and there's documentation of me doing this, putting the thing in, so spreading the, the hole open and having to put a fucking Q-tip up there. It looked like whenever you take a turkey and you go to stuff it for Thanksgiving. And then my intrusive thoughts won and I was like, oh, it's kind of like a turkey, you know, cause it's just,

• 51:23Bunnie XO?

  you don't, I just, it's exactly what it looked like. And I was like, there is no way in hell that mine looks like this. And I mean, I guess they all do when they're just spread open like that.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  It looks like a catfish.

• 51:33Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God.

• 51:34Speaker 03

  Like when you, you, you catch catfish and you're holding them with your finger.

• 51:38Bunnie XO?

  I've never caught a damn catfish.

• 51:39Speaker 03

  Catch a catfish and look down at its mouth.

• 51:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh my, just ridge?

• 51:46Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, it was definitely, uh, an experience.

• 51:49Speaker 03

  What put you into this position of being a gynecologist for a day?

• 51:54Bunnie XO?

  So I do a series.

• 51:55Speaker 03

  Would you like the, would you like the, the sex worker micro?

• 51:58Bunnie XO?

  No, no, no.

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Like dirty jobs?

• 52:00Bunnie XO?

  Exactly. Yeah. So I, it's called working girl.

• 52:03Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 52:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I go and I do.

• 52:05Speaker 03

  Nailed it.

• 52:05Bunnie XO?

  Yep. I go and I do different jobs where the first one was we went down on a farm and I had to be a farm girl for a day. And that was fucking hilarious because I'm a city girl. And then the second one, we haven't made, filmed anymore after this because we've just been so busy. But the second one was I was a gynecologist for the day because my, one of my doctors was like, yeah, come use my practice. And I have patients who want to meet you and they're going to let you, you know, examine them.

• 52:26Speaker 03

  How long ago is this been?

• 52:27Bunnie XO?

  Um, about a year.

• 52:29Speaker 03

  Oh, really? Where can I find this footage?

• 52:31Bunnie XO?

  We'll send it to you.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 52:33Bunnie XO?

  We'll send you the episode. It's fucking hilarious.

• 52:34Speaker 03

  There's something else you gotta send me. I've already hit Jelly up. We'll talk about it after this.

• 52:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I'm gonna have you call him and ask him yourself. Yeah, cuz I think it'll be more special.

• 52:44Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no, no, different from that.

• 52:46Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay, gotcha. We'll talk about it.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  No, you remember, was you at the, was you at Opry with us when he performed with Gary?

• 52:52Bunnie XO?

  Uh, he's performed with Gary a couple times. I kind of, I went to the first one.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  No, you weren't there. You weren't there that night.

• 53:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 53:01Speaker 03

  No, not the night that y'all had all the, like, I think, I think Jelly bought out, like, uh, what was it? The Cracker Barrel? That night?

• 53:09Bunnie XO?

  Probably. He's ridiculous.

• 53:12Speaker 03

  I love that dude.

• 53:13Bunnie XO?

  He's so funny, dude.

• 53:13Speaker 03

  But no, it was, it was the night that he came in to perform, uh, with Gary, one of Gary's songs. Yeah.

• 53:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. He loves Gary. Like, he loves, loves, loves Gary. Like, that's his boy. Jay has, Jay loves everybody. Like, my husband is just a big old fucking teddy bear.

• 53:28Speaker 03

  Well, I grew up on, on Haystack and Jelly, so.

• 53:31Bunnie XO?

  Wow, I never knew that.

• 53:33Speaker 03

  That takes it way, well, grew up listening, not with him.

• 53:35Bunnie XO?

  This Jelly is the one you grew up on. Yeah. Love that. Shout out Native in Nashville for making me this shirt, by the way, our girl Amber. Um, tell people where they can find you if they don't know who you are already. What, what's your, your social medias and plug those?

• 53:48Speaker 03

  Eggsvideos.com.

• 53:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Is that even still a thing? I used to upload my porn on there.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  Oh, it's still there. It's still there. I just used it the other day. No, um.

• 53:56Bunnie XO?

  While you were driving?

• 53:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, you can, you can find, you can find, yes, what are, what are those little boxes you can plug into your car? They, they be, they be advertising it that you can watch Netflix on your, uh, you know, screen on your TV. People ain't watching Netflix on these screens.

• 54:10Bunnie XO?

  No, while they're driving?

• 54:12Speaker 03

  They watching buttholes.

• 54:13Bunnie XO?

  I love buttholes.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  You know they are.

• 54:14Bunnie XO?

  I'm a good, I love a good butthole.

• 54:17Speaker 03

  Do you know everybody has their own unique butthole print?

• 54:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's like a fingerprint.

• 54:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's weird, ain't it?

• 54:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  Do you know that you can have chocolates made into your, like, butthole print?

• 54:25Bunnie XO?

  Yes, everybody sends me that fucking ad because they want me to do it. Should, we should do it. That should be an episode of me making chocolate buttholes.

• 54:35Bunnie XO?

  You, on my butthole. You waxed my vagina before. She's waxed my fucking one pussy lip. She got one pussy lip.

• 54:44Bunnie XO?

  After that, I was like, I'm not coming. His manager's like, okay.

• 54:47Speaker 03

  Who did the other one?

• 54:48Bunnie XO?

  Huh? I went.

• 54:49Speaker 03

  Or did you just go in there looking like Cruella De Vil?

• 54:51Bunnie XO?

  I went and got it professionally waxed after that. Doing, women that wax their beavers at home on their own are fucking crazy savages. Like, there's no way. It fucking hurts so bad. I was just like, bro, I was crying.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Well, you're having damn hair ripped off.

• 55:07Bunnie XO?

  On a lip. That's like having hair ripped off your ball.

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• 56:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, thank you. I'm good.

• 56:29Bunnie XO?

  It's just sensitive, thin-skinned.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  No, thank you.

• 56:32Bunnie XO?

  All right, so back to dropping your socials. What are they? Your manager's over here giving me the eye like, shut up, bitch.

• 56:38Speaker 03

  It's Justin Danger Nunley. Just look up Justin. I'm verified on every platform.

• 56:43Bunnie XO?

  Look at you, old blue check mark.

• 56:45Speaker 03

  I just got YouTube this week.

• 56:47Bunnie XO?

  You can get verified on YouTube?

• 56:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. You ain't yet. It was, it was the easiest one. Like after you hit a hundred thousand subs, you just.

• 56:56Bunnie XO?

  I have almost four hundred thousand.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  Have you sent, have you done the email yet?

• 56:59Bunnie XO?

  No, that's what I have a manager and fucking WME for.

• 57:03Speaker 03

  Super easy, easy, easy.

• 57:04Bunnie XO?

  Dude, I had to fight TikTok to get my verification. Like had to fight them. They were not trying to give it to me.

• 57:10Speaker 03

  I've got, I kinda got lucky with TikTok because how I got my verification on there was through like a, a company. There's like, how are you not verified on here yet? They're like, I know a dude at TikTok. And, and so he said, submit, submit your thing to me. And, and then once he got it, he was like, oh, this is why they're not verifying you. Like this link is not good. This link's not good. Use this link here. And then I submitted it and you know, like two.

• 57:34Bunnie XO?

  I don't ever get that lucky. I have to fight for shit. So yeah, that's amazing that that happened for you. Love that. Justin, are you gonna come back and visit me?

• 57:42Speaker 03

  Please.

• 57:42Bunnie XO?

  Alright, please come back anytime. Yeah. Well, I usually like to do like, have my guests come back like once a year. Just check in.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  Let's do it.

• 57:48Bunnie XO?

  Talk about.

• 57:49Speaker 03

  It's just like, like a, do you go to the gynecologist once a year?

• 57:52Bunnie XO?

  Absolutely.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  Is that what women do?

• 57:53Bunnie XO?

  You have to.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 57:56Bunnie XO?

  Come and get your yearly checkup here. What about a proctologist? Do guys go to a proctologist? Oh, not yet. Oh, it's coming. You'll have to go.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  I'm gonna try to find like a little short Asian doctor to do my, do my first prostate exam.

• 58:10Bunnie XO?

  Just tiny little fingers in there?

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Just give me the tilt, just the tilt.

• 58:13Bunnie XO?

  Can you imagine like that's what you wanna do with your life?

• 58:15Speaker 03

  I, no, there's a dude at MILS, right? That when you go into the military, there is a dude, and I've thought about him a lot. Right? Because like he makes you, he makes you drop your pants and your underwear and then you have to bend over and spread your cheeks apart. There is no telling how many assholes this guy has looked at.

• 58:33Bunnie XO?

  And smelled.

• 58:34Speaker 03

  Well, I went through the, I went through the military processing here in Nashville. Like anybody that joined the military.

• 58:41Bunnie XO?

  Why are they checking your assholes? Just for drugs?

• 58:43Speaker 03

  I think for like, no, hell, fuck if I know.

• 58:47Bunnie XO?

  They're just having you guys drop them and spread them? It's a part of like humility or like they're just trying to?

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, this.

• 58:53Bunnie XO?

  Mold in your butthole?

• 58:58Bunnie XO?

  Is it a doctor checking it?

• 59:01Speaker 03

  You know what I thought it was for when I went through because this was before they repealed the don't ask, don't tell.

• 59:06Bunnie XO?

  Right.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  I think that they was, uh, I thought, that's what I thought. When I went through, I was like, they trying to see if I'm gay or not.

• 59:13Bunnie XO?

  Can you tell from a butthole if somebody's gay?

• 59:15Speaker 03

  Hell, if I know. I ain't never looked at one.

• 59:19Bunnie XO?

  Justin, we're about to get canceled. We're on our way to getting canceled right now.

• 59:23Speaker 03

  You know what? I bet we could go to X videos and see though.

• 59:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm gonna Google this as soon as I get out of here.

• 59:27Speaker 03

  Is it for hemorrhoids?

• 59:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, look it up because I need to know now.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  We need an answer.

• 59:32Bunnie XO?

  And we're not mocking any sort of thing. We just want to know, like, why is the military checking buttholes? Even Reddit doesn't know. Contraband?

• 59:42Speaker 03

  Why do you think, Brent?

• 59:45Speaker 03

  I'd see.

• 59:46Bunnie XO?

  Can do hemorrhoids? Someone said hemorrhoids. Do hemorrhoids? But do hemorrhoids hinder you from doing your job? Cause I've had a roid before and I can do my job great.

• 59:57Speaker 03

  That would be like a hern- no, they're checking for hernias, ain't they?

• 59:59Bunnie XO?

  Hernias is in your stomach. Hernias is.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  Can you blow a hernia out your butt?

• 1:00:04Bunnie XO?

  No, it's in your stomach.

• 1:00:05Speaker 03

  You sure?

• 1:00:06Bunnie XO?

  The only thing that's coming out of your ass is a hemorrhoid. Women get them after they have birth.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  What were they looking for then? You think that dude, you think that dude even worked for the damn government?

• 1:00:16Bunnie XO?

  Listen, if you know, if you guys know what they're checking for, please let us know in the comments because we really wanna know. Mimi's over here searching. We wanna know.

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  I thought about him not too long ago, cause that was 18 years ago. That dude was like, he was old then. He's gotta be dead by now.

• 1:00:31Bunnie XO?

  Oh, and that was his life.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  He spent his golden years looking at buttholes.

• 1:00:34Bunnie XO?

  I mean, maybe it was.

• 1:00:38Bunnie XO?

  I'm just wondering what medical reason is coming out of your asshole besides a hemorrhoid?

• 1:00:46Bunnie XO?

  Or a fissure. You can get a fissure.

• 1:00:48Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 1:00:49Bunnie XO?

  It's like a, just a big old gaping sore.

• 1:00:52Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 1:00:55Bunnie XO?

  Nevermind, anyways, Justin.

• 1:00:57Speaker 03

  Google that.

• 1:00:57Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, Google that.

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  Fissure.

• 1:00:59Bunnie XO?

  That's your next TikTok. Hey, listen, did you know?

• 1:01:07Bunnie XO?

  Uh, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week. Bye.

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