Ask, Tell, Confess: Don’t Give Away Your Birth Chart

The gals are back from tour and ready for this week’s Ask, Tell, Confess! Hailee kisses (and tells) what it’s like smooching Bunnie, there’s a poop bandit on the loose at a listener’s work, and Bunnie’s breaking down the dos and don’ts of reading your birth chart. Plus, she’s got strong feelings about why she avoids public condiments like the plague. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Bunnie XO?

  Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the Deportes, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com/dumblon podcast and sign up. Ask, tell, confess.

• 1:04Speaker 02

  Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess.

• 1:19Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess.

• 1:40Bunnie XO?

  10 seconds.

• 1:44Bunnie XO?

  What's my longest record? I don't even remember.

• 1:46Speaker 03

  That one, you went on and it didn't stop.

• 1:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, that one, there's one you just sit and stop. I must have taken a really good breath.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  You had to.

• 1:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:54Bunnie XO?

  Man, we are on our way to film [BLEEP] right now. We are literally all dolled up and nowhere to go, alright? This is how dedicated we are to you guys, that literally we swing by the studio on our way to work.

• 2:07Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:07Bunnie XO?

  To work. So, we love you guys. Not over here trying to make you guys feel bad or anything, but you should feel bad. No, just kidding.

• 2:16Bunnie XO?

  Totally kidding. What's up guys? We're fucking off tour. We can finally announce it, right?

• 2:21Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:22Bunnie XO?

  We are off tour.

• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  We're done. That's a wrap. Jay has about two more weeks, but other than that, I am so thankful to be home. I literally went through my house like a wild banshee, like the Tasmanian double, cleaning everything up. I got that laundry room in shape. I ordered new dog water bowls. I ordered chandeliers. I'm fucking, I'm, it's getting weird.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  Is the waterfall going away?

• 2:44Bunnie XO?

  Oh, it's going away. I hate that fucking thing.

• 2:47Speaker 04

  You mean the aquarium?

• 2:48Bunnie XO?

  I hate it. Dude, the thing drizzles water like a pond in our fucking laundry room all the time.

• 2:53Speaker 04

  It's the loudest.

• 2:54Bunnie XO?

  No, it's terrible.

• 2:55Speaker 04

  Water bowl I've ever heard.

• 2:56Bunnie XO?

  Never buy one of those waterfall dog bowls. It just, I do it so that the water doesn't get stagnant. So I got another, a different kind of waterfall one, but it's like an updated one and it's really cool. I'll show it to you guys.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Hmm. Talking about tour, someone wants to know, uh, because there was an announcement about the Canada tour. Are we going?

• 3:15Bunnie XO?

  I believe so. Tentatively right now, I believe so. Not a hundred percent sure because I'm not excited about the thought of being in Canada in the middle of the winter.

• 3:25Speaker 03

  It's terrifying.

• 3:26Bunnie XO?

  Brutal.

• 3:28Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 3:28Bunnie XO?

  I've been out there. I had a sugar daddy in Canada and I used to go out there to see him during the winter time. I couldn't run back.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  He was a little snow bunny.

• 3:36Bunnie XO?

  I was a little snow bunny, getting them dollar bills, y'all. But yeah, it was, um, it was pretty rough out there. So I don't know. We're still putting it together. I, we just got off tour. The thought of getting on another tour makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  I know. I got a phone call asking about, uh, 2025's plans. I said, let me, let me.

• 3:54Bunnie XO?

  Chill out.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  Figure out.

• 3:55Bunnie XO?

  Who?

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Ron. He said, I need to know the exact dates you guys are coming to tour. I said, Ron, you're going to need to chill the fuck out.

• 4:01Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Ron, I'm going to need you to give us till after Thanksgiving. Like, please.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  That's a lot.

• 4:06Bunnie XO?

  No, that my book, you know, a lot of you guys keep asking about my book. My book is coming out. We have now finally decided on a name. Can we announce it?

• 4:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  Son of a bitch, why can't we announce it?

• 4:17Speaker 03

  Well, you can say it, but we'll ask Jen. So bleep it if she says no.

• 4:20Bunnie XO?

  Okay. If I'm not allowed to announce it, I'm sorry guys, but it's called.

• 4:25Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, baby. And it's just literally me taking all the you getting to see Alyssa instead of Bunny and hearing my life story. Yeah, it's the most raw version. A lot of you guys do know a little bit about the story, but I think there's a ton of details that you guys don't know that you're gonna read in this book and you're gonna be like, oh, that's why she's the way she is.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  I've known you now going on seven years, I believe. I didn't know half that stuff.

• 4:53Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 4:54Speaker 03

  I read the first bit. I know. The first like 10,000 words. I was like, what?

• 5:00Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I don't know if everybody around me is just gaslighting me or pump faking me, but everybody that reads the beginning of the book is like, I can't put this down. Like, I want to read more. And like, of course, you know, hearing that, you want to be like, oh, my gosh. But then at the same time, it's like, I look at it and it doesn't. To me, it's not much because I lived it, you know? So it's like, to me, I'm just like, people had it way worse than I did, you know? And I just feel like my, I don't know. I hope my story resonates with you guys. And we've been really pouring my heart and soul into this book for you guys. So we're already talking about doing a second book. But yeah, it's gonna be awesome. And it's gonna drop in next fall. So fall of 2025. So be ready for that, guys.

• 5:43Speaker 03

  And what are we doing this weekend?

• 5:46Bunnie XO?

  We have a whole fucking list. We're doing a shoot. I can video that too, right? And we can post it.

• 5:52Speaker 03

  I believe, I believe we can have Prime there and do like a whole behind the scenes of this and make a whole moment out of it because it's gonna be so cool. And such a creative moment for all of us.

• 6:03Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'm excited. I'm trying my first wig this weekend, guys, for the book cover photo shoot. And I can't wait. I see all these girls that look so beautiful in wigs and they get to change their hair color and all that stuff. I put on wigs and I look like the dad from Coneheads. Like, my forehead always looks.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Amazon.

• 6:22Bunnie XO?

  Bro, it's.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, we get the worst wig.

• 6:24Bunnie XO?

  I look like a Klingon. Anytime I try to fucking wear a wig. So we're gonna give it one more fucking woo-hoo.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  We're gonna do a real wig this time from someone who's gonna come in and actually install. Yeah.

• 6:37Speaker 04

  Just plop it on your head.

• 6:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's gonna be a moment. I can't wait. And it's gonna be so pretty.

• 6:43Bunnie XO?

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• 7:44Speaker 00

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• 8:14Speaker 03

  I'm gonna wear wigs until my hair is done healing, because it's, I mean, it's grown a lot in the six months, but we got another six months to go before I have bangs. Fuck my life. This question's for Haley. How was it kissing Bunny? Hmm. This person said I can't stop trying to figure out what that face was. Um, I heard a um.

• 8:36Bunnie XO?

  Soft.

• 8:37Speaker 03

  A moment in which she sucked your bottom lip in the video.

• 8:41Bunnie XO?

  I did.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  Did you?

• 8:43Bunnie XO?

  That's why you look like that.

• 8:46Bunnie XO?

  First of all, let me just, I know you guys have heard us talk about Haley's fucking gaydom. Am I allowed to say that? Cause she literally.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  It's, it's like, yeah, it's a whole.

• 8:56Bunnie XO?

  It's a whole lore. There's a whole lore to her gaydom and one minute she will be, she'll walk by me on the bus. I don't have a bra and she will full on grab a titty.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 9:05Bunnie XO?

  No problem. She'll fucking try to swipe my hoot. If I walk past her and she's naked, she'll back up into it.

• 9:10Speaker 03

  She just backed up into me before we got here.

• 9:12Bunnie XO?

  And then other times she tries to act like, I think there's two sides to her and that's the Gemini in her. And she tries to act like she doesn't like it. And it's like, bitch, please. I asked her today, cause when I was rubbing her titty when she was doing my makeup, I was like, did you miss me? She's like, actually, yeah.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  She's like, it's weird to go do regular people and they're not groping me. I gotta make small talk.

• 9:31Speaker 04

  It's, it's okay when I do it.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:33Bunnie XO?

  I gotta initiate it, but if someone gets too close to me, I can't. You.

• 9:41Bunnie XO?

  Oh yeah, we're holding hands by the way. I know. I'm like, what are you talking about? As you guys are holding hands, as you guys are holding hands on the couch, she's over there talking shit.

• 9:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm not, I'm not gay at all.

• 9:53Bunnie XO?

  So do you guys see how she plays this little role? I mean, come on.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  It's gonna take the right person just to flip that switch and it's either gonna be good or bad. Either she's never going to joke around again.

• 10:05Bunnie XO?

  I wanna hook her up with one, you know which one I'm talking about.

• 10:08Speaker 04

  Girl?

• 10:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 10:09Speaker 04

  Nope, no.

• 10:10Bunnie XO?

  Bump them clams, baby. Clam bumpin'. Muff diving. Yeah.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  I'm gonna close up shop.

• 10:22Bunnie XO?

  Oh, don't sew it up. It's like a Venus flytrap.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  It was like the iron curtains the other day.

• 10:27Bunnie XO?

  Haley's vagina is like a Venus flytrap. When it opens, it's like. And but then when she gets all scared, it's like.

• 10:35Bunnie XO?

  No, not the predator mouth. Predator mouth pussy.

• 10:39Speaker 04

  Predator puss?

• 10:40Speaker 03

  Ah, the predator puss.

• 10:45Bunnie XO?

  Can't do it, can't do it.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Oh, speaking of, someone wants to know about your Christmas song.

• 10:50Bunnie XO?

  Well, Vessio's texting us. Did we say something wrong? Okay. Oh my God. Did she hear this already? Anytime my publicist texts, I'm like, I get nervous. Christmas song is ready, baby. We're about to film the uh, the um, video to it. It's called Come Here, Come Here Cowboy.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:10Bunnie XO?

  It's so cute. It's just a little cute little country song and I can't wait for you guys to hear it. We're probably gonna re- release it, planning on releasing it November 22nd. Um, and then the video will be released the first week of December.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:23Bunnie XO?

  We're excited.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  I'm so excited for this. This is like, that was such a fun and creative process and I would do it time to time again.

• 11:31Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, no, I'm ready. I, I'm so excited to just get it out into the ether. Today's episode is brought to you by Vinted. Y'all know how it goes. You open your closet and have a million things hanging up, but somehow still feel like you have nothing to wear. That's me. And let's be real, half that stuff hasn't been touched in forever. Instead of letting all those clothes just sit there taking up space, you might as well make a little money off of them. If you haven't used it yet, Vinted is a secondhand marketplace app that makes it so simple to sell the quality clothes you no longer wear and discover unique pieces at great prices. And the best part, you don't have to make a whole project out of selling your clothes. Listing your clothes on Vinted is quick and simple.

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• 12:56Bunnie XO?

  Easy and I have been into astrology pretty much my entire life and I'm just now getting familiar with it. But if you want to read, if you want to like do your birth chart, just go to CafeAstrology.com. It's so easy. Type in your name, your birthday, and the time that you were born. You have to know the exact time you were born, or it's not going to give you an accurate reading.

• 13:18Speaker 04

  And where?

• 13:19Bunnie XO?

  And where? And then it will break it down for you and you will have, you know, it breaks it down like your sun sign, moon sign, Venus sign. And then from there, you can just study Google, learn questions. Like, I'm still learning everything.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  It also does a little breakdown at the bottom too, so you can learn a little bit about it, but you really got to do your other research of like why and what.

• 13:42Bunnie XO?

  It's so much. Like, just learn the basics first. Like, learn what your sun represents, learn what your moon represents, learn what your rising Venus, your, your north and south nodes, like learn all of that first. Then learn about the houses. The houses is what's confusing because you have your, like, my sun is in my second house and I believe my moon is in my fourth, not exactly positive. But like, it's just, it means everything. Everything has a meaning. So, it's like, if you really want to get into somebody's psyche, study their fucking birth chart. That's why I'm offended my birth chart is online because people are not, it's really, you're not supposed to-

• 14:20Speaker 03

  It's a personal thing.

• 14:21Bunnie XO?

  You're not supposed to post your birth charts. That's why when I saw all these people on TikTok doing that trend of like posting their birth charts, I was like, holy shit. Like, this is like giving away your social security number. But these are like Akashic records and shit, so.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, I hate that.

• 14:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:35Speaker 03

  But also learn about yourself and then you can learn about others. Because, like, we just learned about yours. Well, I have a stellium, we just found out, and then you just found out.

• 14:44Bunnie XO?

  You have an Aries stellium.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:46Bunnie XO?

  Which is fucking wild. I don't think I've ever met anybody who has an Aries stellium.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  But don't I have two? Don't I have?

• 14:52Bunnie XO?

  What was the other one?

• 14:53Speaker 03

  I think Cap.

• 14:54Bunnie XO?

  Did you have a Cap stellium too? Yeah.

• 14:56Speaker 03

  Or an Aquarius stellium. I have two.

• 14:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 14:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, but what did we find out about yours yet? Like, something about a Gemini, Gemini?

• 15:03Speaker 04

  I don't know, but I do know I found someone that has almost the same birth chart as me.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 15:10Speaker 04

  Weird.

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Like, separated at birth. Crazy. But when you get in the same room as you guys, you totally get it. I know. Like, it's like looking at a male version of you.

• 15:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's wild. The poop bandit, the beauty glitch wrote in and said, I work at a facility that has well over three hundred men on each shift. Ugh.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  That's disgusting. It's a lot of weiner.

• 15:35Bunnie XO?

  And we, and we all have to use porta potties. I couldn't do it. I would shit in the ground. I would dig a hole and shit in the ground. Um, well, one day we get told that there is a guy going around smearing poop on the handles and walls and even putting poop in the hand sanitizer of the porta potties that he had been doing this well over a week, even at the ones we use. They couldn't catch the guy because he cut the lines to the cameras and it's been over a month and still no sign. So needless to say, our buttholes are clenched together tighter than Fort Knox at work. What would you do? Do you agree it took them over a week to tell us?

• 16:15Speaker 03

  I would be shitting in bags.

• 16:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Literally. Now that we shit in bags on the fucking door bus.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Put a bag in it and poop. There's no difference in a porta potty.

• 16:24Bunnie XO?

  Literally dude, I would fucking shit in my car. I don't like porta potties to begin with. I can't go in one. I don't want to smell all of that. Oh my God. I can't do it.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  I'd shit my pants before shitting in a porta potty.

• 16:35Bunnie XO?

  When I first met my husband, he used to tell me that his fantasy was having sex with a girl in a porta potty.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  That's.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  It kinda doesn't surprise me.

• 16:43Bunnie XO?

  I was like, tell me, I was like, tell me you're a fucking juggalo without telling me you're a juggalo. That is some juggalo shit that they would do at the gathering, right?

• 16:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, that is.

• 16:51Bunnie XO?

  Shout out to our juggalos and juggalets. We love you guys. Um, but yeah, I just, I can't do it. Porta potties disgust me.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  I just feel like you're sitting in like.

• 17:02Bunnie XO?

  Sitting?

• 17:03Speaker 03

  No, I just feel like when you go in one, it's like being in like.

• 17:07Bunnie XO?

  First of all.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  A shit coffin.

• 17:08Bunnie XO?

  You better not be sitting on a fucking porta potty toilet.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  People out there that sit.

• 17:12Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 17:13Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 17:14Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm sure.

• 17:15Bunnie XO?

  What if somebody has like open sores on their asshole or their butt cheeks? Oh my God. Or if the dude uses it and misses and pisses?

• 17:22Speaker 04

  But you gotta think whenever you like drop something and that backwater comes back up on you.

• 17:28Bunnie XO?

  Oh God, I can't do it.

• 17:29Speaker 03

  Have you seen the people who fall in them?

• 17:31Bunnie XO?

  Wait, what? What?

• 17:37Bunnie XO?

  What did you just say?

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Have you ever seen the like videos?

• 17:41Speaker 03

  Those are going in our group chat. Next time.

• 17:45Bunnie XO?

  What did you just say?

• 17:46Speaker 03

  When someone falls in it.

• 17:49Bunnie XO?

  Okay, first of all, what the fuck? How are they falling in a porta potty?

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:55Speaker 04

  What do you mean? Where they push them over in it?

• 17:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:57Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God, no, like they used to do on Jackass. No, I can't, I can't, I cannot, I cannot. Oh, God, walking in there, I'm literally, I can't do it.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  I just watched a fight on my, um, I'm just telling you guys, my IG reels are above and beyond.

• 18:11Bunnie XO?

  Can we talk about IG reels?

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Bro, mine is basically rotten.com.

• 18:15Bunnie XO?

  I am so scared of what is going to pop up on my IG reels. First of all, you will delete girls, sex workers, their fucking pages.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  Their whole page.

• 18:26Bunnie XO?

  They're literally wearing like bikinis, but there's straight up.

• 18:30Speaker 04

  People, I see at least seven people die every day.

• 18:32Bunnie XO?

  I can't, that's not my FYI. You're fucking, you got weird shit. My blood, don't speak that into my life. Anytime somebody says some weird shit around my phone, I'm like, no, sir, I don't want that in my feed. No, thank you. Like, it scares me.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Mine is wild.

• 18:45Bunnie XO?

  Mine's like crusty toenails.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, some old guy that's like.

• 18:50Bunnie XO?

  Mine has like crusty toenails or like it's, mine's more like gross and like poop and stuff like that.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  Mine is very violent.

• 18:56Speaker 04

  Poop reels to us all day long.

• 18:59Bunnie XO?

  Good, I would rather that than seeing somebody croak, dude.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  I watched these two girls fight in a porta potty the other day, like door open and she had her like in the toilet just blah, blah, blah.

• 19:08Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that too. That was at a, at one of those country concerts.

• 19:12Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 19:12Bunnie XO?

  And she's wearing white boots. They call her white boots. Yeah, I love her. She's got, she has a TikTok.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 19:17Bunnie XO?

  No, she's awesome. I love her. She fucking whooped that girl's ass, dude.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  She whooped ass in that porta potty.

• 19:23Bunnie XO?

  No, it was crazy, but you know, see what I'm talking about? Nothing good happens in fucking porta potties.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  Nothing good.

• 19:28Bunnie XO?

  Don't go into porta potties, they're disgusting. You guys know I've always got a million things going on and sometimes I wonder where my day even went. I was listening to Cal Newport talk about something called shallow work in his class on the MasterClass platform. Basically, constantly jumping from one thing to another makes it harder to focus, even when you think you're being productive. And let me tell you, that really hit home. It made me realize I need to be more intentional with my time. Plus, they have over 200 classes led by the world's best instructors. From Michael Lewis on storytelling to James Clear on building better habits. If you're looking to invest yourself or give a gift to that friend who's always eager to learn, this is something they'll use. Audio mode lets you listen during workouts or commutes and lessons are easily downloadable right now.

• 20:12Bunnie XO?

  Plans start at just $10 a month billed annually. Backed by a 30-day money-back guarantee, MasterClass keeps adding new classes, so there's never been a better time to get in. Right now, you can get up to 50% off any annual membership at masterclass.com/bunie. That's up to 50% off at masterclass.com/bunny. Head to masterclass.com/bunny to see the latest offer. Running my own merch store has taught me a lot about what goes into having an online business, especially when the holidays roll around. With my store at bunnyxo.com, I know how important it is to have everything ready before the holiday shopping rush. And one thing I've learned is that you don't want to wait until Black Friday to get started.

• 20:54Bunnie XO?

  One of my favorite things is having everything in one place when you're running a business. You already have a million things going on, so the last thing you want is for managing your storefront to be one more thing to stress about. Shopify makes it easy to get your store launched, manage it, and actually focus on selling. That's why I love having Shopify behind my storefront. It gives me a place to showcase my merch and make it easy for my customers to shop. Shopify helps you launch a store and start selling in a few simple steps without needing to be an e-commerce expert. Shopify pre-built themes and AI site builder can make it easier to create a professional storefront. Launching before Black Friday means you can take advantage of the extra online traffic. If you're ready to launch your business before Black Friday,

• 21:36Bunnie XO?

  go to Shopify.com/bunie to start your free trial. That's Shopify.com/bunny. Go to Shopify.com/bunny today to hear your first

• 21:49Bunnie XO?

  So if you guys haven't learned anything today on this fucking Ask Tell Confess, do not go into poured up potties. But to answer that lady's question, one, yes, I would have been pissed off if my employer did not tell me that somebody was putting poop in the hand sanitizer. That's why I don't fucking use hand sanitizer. When you guys try to give me hand sanitizer.

• 22:07Speaker 04

  Mine doesn't have shit in it.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't poop in mine.

• 22:10Bunnie XO?

  I know, but what if you left your bag fucking somewhere?

• 22:12Speaker 03

  God, could you imagine someone trying to poop in that small of a hole?

• 22:15Bunnie XO?

  I mean, all they gotta do is just...

• 22:17Speaker 04

  Mine's so tiny and like, no.

• 22:18Bunnie XO?

  I'm just saying. I don't use, I don't use community salt and pepper shakers. I don't use community like Tabasco's, anything that can open up in a restaurant, I don't use. I will sit there and suffer. I'll eat the plainest food and have the driest mouth. There's no way that I'm fucking using any of that shit. People are weird now, man.

• 22:35Speaker 03

  They are. People are fucking weird.

• 22:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's so sad that we have to think like that, but honestly, people just are, you know, they don't have good intentions.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  Mm-mm. There's something wrong.

• 22:45Bunnie XO?

  Doesn't make me a weirdo because I don't trust nobody, you know?

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Don't trust the hoe.

• 22:49Bunnie XO?

  Alright, you guys ready to go film?

• 22:50Speaker 03

  Let's go film.

• 22:51Bunnie XO?

  Let's go skedadda. Are we allowed to say who we're filming with?

• 22:54Speaker 03

  No, we're not even allowed to say the [BLEEP] in the beginning, so we're probably gonna cut that.

• 22:58Bunnie XO?

  I've been saying...

• 23:00Speaker 03

  No, we just don't wanna get in trouble.

• 23:01Bunnie XO?

  They don't know what it's for and we're not gonna get in trouble. I've been saying it on frickin Patreon.

• 23:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that's Patreon. This is public.

• 23:07Bunnie XO?

  We're filming. Love you guys, bye.