INTRODUCING: I Need You Guys with Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate and Max Silvestri (w/ Sean Hayes)

Sean Hayes (from SmartLess, one of our podcast dads) is here! We get into Gleem toothpaste commercials and weird 1-800 hotlines, and give Jenny advice on a meme featuring her getting some seriously unwanted attention. Plus: hear Gabe and Max try out their Delco accents. You can call us with your etiquette question and leave a voicemail at 949-441-1231, or email us at [email protected]! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok @ineedyouguysshow Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. I Need You Guys with Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate and Max Silvestri is a production of SmartLess Media. Produced by Anne Harris, Josh Richmond and Devon Torrey Bryant. Edited by Josh, with music by Devon. Executive Producers are Gabe, Jenny and Max. Executive Producers for SmartLess Media are Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Richard Korson and Bernie Kaminski.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Sean Hayes?

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• 0:44Sean Hayes?

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• 1:29Sean Hayes?

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• 2:06Sean Hayes?

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• 2:44Sean Hayes?

  Hey, smarties. Sean Hayes here, and I can't wait to tell you all about the new show from everybody here at Smartless Media. It's called "I Need You Guys", and it stars Jenny Slate, Gabe Liedman, and Max Silvestri. Oh, my gosh, they're all hilarious people. Jenny, Gabe, and Max are well-established actors and writers, but they've also been best friends for over 20 years. And now that they live in different cities and have kids and responsibilities, they need each other more than ever. Get it? This show is like their group chat come to life. You get to eavesdrop as they ask each other for advice on existing in the world, remember crazy dinner parties they threw in their 20s, and make lots and lots of Jurassic Park jokes. Plus, every episode, they welcome a special guest into the group, people like Nick Kroll, John Mulaney, Michelle Buteau, Kate Berlant,

• 3:28Sean Hayes?

  and many more, including me. I'm gonna play you my segment from this week's episode. We spent a lot of time goofing around and just maybe a little bit of time answering a listener question. This show is a ton of fun. I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoy doing it. Subscribe to "I Need You Guys Now". New episodes every Tuesday. Find it anywhere you get your podcasts.

• 3:59Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 4:00Sean Hayes?

  You guys, this is so exciting.

• 4:03Speaker 03

  You're the best. Can we just say that?

• 4:05Speaker 04

  You are the best.

• 4:06Sean Hayes?

  Great. And that's all our time. That's all our time. Our time is over.

• 4:09Speaker 05

  Sean, I don't know if you remember this, but we, me, you and Gabe, were working together on Q Force in March 2020.

• 4:18Sean Hayes?

  Beautiful time in history. Remember this. Yeah.

• 4:20Speaker 05

  A powerful month, but I remember right before we had to go remote to make the show over some app called Zoom we'd never heard of. You were setting up this like mic setup, I think in this room. And you're like, I'm about to start this podcast with friends. And we're setting it up so we don't have to be in the same space. And I was like, what are you wasting time on this for? Brother, we're making an animated show for Netflix. You don't need to do this alone.

• 4:45Speaker 03

  Podcast, buddy. You're doing fine.

• 4:47Sean Hayes?

  I know. I, I know it really was, Ms. Marlis was just born out of the, like you guys is like, we've been friends for 20, 25 years, something like that. And we're just like, we can't go anywhere. So let's just do this and hang out. And they were like, oh, well, let's, instead of zooming and hanging out, let's do a podcast and hang out.

• 5:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 5:06Sean Hayes?

  And then two people listened and then 10 and then it's like, well, a ball some shampoo. Anybody?

• 5:13Sean Hayes?

  Do you remember that? Do you remember those commercials? I told they took, told two friends and they told two friends and so on. And so it's this old commercial from the 1970s.

• 5:20Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 5:21Sean Hayes?

  Well, this is shampoo. It's shampoo. It's shampoo.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  You know, you know what commercial from the eighties literally made me want to eat the soap? And still, when I think about it, my.

• 5:30Speaker 05

  Oh, I know exactly the one.

• 5:32Speaker 04

  What do you think it was?

• 5:33Sean Hayes?

  Mr. Bubble?

• 5:34Speaker 04

  Nope.

• 5:34Speaker 05

  Iris Spring.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Iris Spring.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  Totally. Oh, my God.

• 5:38Sean Hayes?

  Wait, why?

• 5:39Speaker 04

  It just seems so good.

• 5:41Sean Hayes?

  Do you remember the commercial for gleam toothpaste?

• 5:44Speaker 03

  No.

• 5:44Sean Hayes?

  Do you remember gleam? And she held it upside down. She's like, meagle. And it's like, no, gleam, right? And then she, and then she licked her lips and she's like, hmm. I think it was so gross, but I was like, oh, I'll try it.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  That's an artistic commercial. I wish there was more stuff like that where they read it wrong and then lick it.

• 6:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, when they're more playful with how reading upside down works, which actually doesn't reverse the letters.

• 6:07Sean Hayes?

  Right. And we shoot it in the back of an ambulance because everything's backwards. And on the front of an ambulance.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  Well, one thing I was gonna say is, so one of the things that I think is one of the cutest things about Gabe when he was a little boy, actually, Gabe, I thought about you yesterday because my daughter was like, why don't I take the school bus? And we live like four blocks from her school. I was like, I don't know, I can't even explain this to you right now. You're four. But you don't need to.

• 6:31Speaker 05

  You don't need to.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:33Speaker 05

  A bus is like a big car, Sean, that takes kids to school, but it can be for other stuff.

• 6:37Sean Hayes?

  I need, I need pictures.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  So this, so the bus went by and what I remembered, which is one of my favorite stories from Gabe, is that when he was a little boy, he was on the school bus, going down the center aisle of the school bus, and he tripped super hard and like fell like all the way down and then got up and went, "Super Grover!"

• 7:02Speaker 03

  That was what I considered to be my first joke.

• 7:04Speaker 04

  Sesame Street joke.

• 7:05Sean Hayes?

  Wait, super what? Super Grover?

• 7:07Speaker 03

  He had like Grover on Sesame Street had like a super.

• 7:10Sean Hayes?

  Had a cape.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, Super Grover. And what it was, was I was sitting in my seat, the bus braked super hard and every other child was totally fine, but for some reason I like went flying like a rocket up the aisle, landed at the front of the bus. Everyone was looking at me like, is he okay? I must have been like five and I had the wherewithal to be like, "Super Grover!" And I, that was like a real triumph for me as a comedian.

• 7:34Sean Hayes?

  Did people laugh?

• 7:35Speaker 03

  People laughed. And I came home and I bragged about it.

• 7:38Speaker 04

  And it was your first joke. And the reason why this is not just me having like an ADHD flare up ruining the entire podcast is that one of my first jokes was about a commercial that I saw on TV and I would go up to like adults for no reason and raise my hand and push my armpit out and go, "Raise your hand if you're sure."

• 8:03Sean Hayes?

  I remember that. I remember that. I used to do shit like that all the time.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was like, everyone fucking loves me when I do that deodorant thing. I better like do this.

• 8:12Sean Hayes?

  I used to do a bit in high school where I would, I would have a backpack on and I would open it just enough so that when I reached to the top of the stairs, I would on purpose, trip on the top of the stairs and all my books would go flying everywhere. And people would think that was the funniest thing. So I was voted senior most likely to trip at graduation.

• 8:33Speaker 05

  Yay.

• 8:34Sean Hayes?

  So in the line of the 2,000 people graduating, I had people like, do it, do it. I'm like, I think I'm gonna do it. So I got up there and he goes, and they're like, Sean Hayes. And the dean hands me my diploma and I tripped on purpose. Everybody stood up and clapped.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  Oh my God. I love it. Did you like take, take down the podium like when football players are practicing and they have to like run really hard into the thing? You know what I mean?

• 9:00Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

• 9:02Speaker 05

  Like a side swipe, it kind of spear it off the top of the thing is what you're thinking of.

• 9:08Speaker 04

  Take that fucking podium out and the principal.

• 9:09Sean Hayes?

  Yeah. I was basically the podium.

• 9:12Speaker 05

  Have you guys ever seen those videos where like, I think it's a thing more in the south where there's a day in like Pee Wee football where the kids go up against their parents?

• 9:22Sean Hayes?

  No.

• 9:23Speaker 05

  And they're just for tackling. It's like, kind of like a tradition. Moms only, right? Mostly moms, yeah. There are some dads, but it's the kids are in full pads. So they're like absolutely cushioned, like sumo at a, you know, climbing gym. They look like comically, and then it's just parents. Exactly. And the parents just themselves just smoke their kids. Like, so it's just their kid running and they run and it just, they explode, but like nobody gets hurt and you just can sense the like catharsis in relief. That must feel so good. In being like the mom of a 12 year old boy just absolutely laying him flat in the grave.

• 10:00Sean Hayes?

  Wait, that is genius. I thought, where I thought you were going was that the kids were gonna do it, that the parents were all wrapped up and the kids get to tackle the parents.

• 10:08Speaker 05

  You would think, all the kids have it in their head that they're like, I'm gonna be the one that can take my own dad down. Like I'm actually like, I do football, he's an old man. And then, yeah, every single one gets smoked by the parents because they're huge, you know?

• 10:29Sean Hayes?

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• 11:14Sean Hayes?

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• 11:22Sean Hayes?

  All right, if you've been putting off car shopping because it sounds like a whole thing, buying your car online on AutoTrader makes it way easier, like almost easier than ordering your coffee easier. Really. You can shop tons of cars online, compare prices, check financing and trade-in options, all from wherever you are. And if you want to start online and still go to the dealership for a test drive, you can do that too. Really. What's great is the flexibility. Start online, finish at the dealer, or the other way around. Your info stays with you, so you're not starting from scratch. Plus, you're working with local dealer listings, so there are real people behind the scenes. And when you're ready, you can pick it up or have it delivered.

• 12:05Sean Hayes?

  So whether you know exactly what you want, or you're still scrolling trying to figure it out, AutoTrader's got options that fit how you want to buy. Buy your car online on AutoTrader. Really.

• 12:21Sean Hayes?

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• 13:05Sean Hayes?

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• 13:24Sean Hayes?

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• 14:08Sean Hayes?

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• 14:37Speaker 05

  Jenny, I think, I feel like we should get Sean's input on your conundrum this week. I don't know if you heard some of it as you were coming in, Sean.

• 14:46Sean Hayes?

  I just heard the tail end.

• 14:48Speaker 04

  Here was my conundrum. It was a, it was a fresh, "I need you guys," meaning I asked them for help with something, which was that...

• 14:55Sean Hayes?

  Did you have your period?

• 14:56Speaker 04

  I got it due on Saturday. Did you say I got my period?

• 14:59Sean Hayes?

  Oh, well, yeah.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  What do I do?

• 15:00Sean Hayes?

  I thought you needed help with...

• 15:01Speaker 04

  Tampon?

• 15:02Sean Hayes?

  Like, what do you do? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:04Speaker 05

  What would you guys do? Cup?

• 15:08Sean Hayes?

  No, sorry, sorry. Go ahead.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  Give a cup? Yesterday, the White House official Instagram, which I am not aware of, weirdly don't follow, and I don't use my Instagram at all. It is like my Instagram still, but three years ago, I was like, "I actually can't interact with this at all. It's bad for me. I know I need to have it for like when I have a stand-up show, or a podcast, or a book coming out, or I wear a dress." And someone was like, "You can wear this, but you better post it if you wear it." Like, that kind of thing. Whatever. Yesterday, the White House posted a meme that is like Mona Lisa Saperstein from Parks and Recreation, a show that I was on. I played Mona Lisa. And so it's me and Henry Winkler. He played my dad. And it was like, my character is saying like, "Money, please," and he's like giving her the money. But underneath the image of me saying, "Money, please," a moving image,

• 15:54Speaker 04

  it said, "Illegal immigrants," being like, "Money, please." And then under Henry, it said, "Democrats." And I was like, "Gah."

• 16:03Sean Hayes?

  Well, you know what to do, which is nothing. You don't do anything.

• 16:06Speaker 05

  That's how.

• 16:07Sean Hayes?

  You just let it, you just let it go. And I know because you feel, when you're the person that the thing that is being exploited for whatever, for a missed message or whatever, and you're the kind of face of it, you can't help but internalize how personal it makes you feel.

• 16:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:23Sean Hayes?

  But know that everybody on the outside understands that this is unfortunately the norm and has nothing to do with you. You were just a pawn in their messaging. And I think even Republicans, even Democrats, I think everybody goes, "Oh, it has nothing to do with Jenny or, or..."

• 16:40Speaker 04

  Oh, for sure.

• 16:41Sean Hayes?

  Henry, right? You know, but...

• 16:43Speaker 04

  Well, Henry...

• 16:43Sean Hayes?

  But I know it's weird.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  No, I'm just kidding. The nicest man in the world.

• 16:47Speaker 05

  The nicest.

• 16:48Sean Hayes?

  Oh, God, I love him. I love him.

• 16:49Speaker 04

  But what about, what do you feel about the pressure? Like, for me, I was like, "Oh, I shouldn't..." I shouldn't respond to this, first of all, because the trap will work. Like, they have like a million

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 17:00Speaker 04

  traps to just like suck in anyone for attention so that we're not thinking about voting rights or whatever. But yeah, measles.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  Can you believe measles, you guys?

• 17:13Speaker 04

  Measles.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ.

• 17:16Speaker 05

  The marvelous Mrs. Measles.

• 17:17Speaker 03

  The marvelous Mrs. Measles.

• 17:19Speaker 04

  Cheryl Heinz calls herself.

• 17:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's what Cheryl Heinz is called now.

• 17:28Sean Hayes?

  But you know, isn't it kind of amazing? There are people in the world and this country that have A, the time to write nasty things.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:38Sean Hayes?

  And B, the inclination to write nasty things. I mean, don't you have, isn't your day busy? Like, don't you have to work?

• 17:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:48Sean Hayes?

  Like, and then what does it do for you to just write these bad things? So like, yeah, got them. And then they go on, I don't know. It's just, I've never, I've never written anything bad on Insta, like anything about anybody.

• 18:02Speaker 05

  I mean, just give it a, take a sip from the fountain. You're gonna, you're gonna wanna.

• 18:07Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 18:08Speaker 04

  You get thirsty for more.

• 18:09Speaker 05

  Big old Dita cup full. Yeah.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  Anyway.

• 18:12Speaker 05

  It's like popcorn. You're not just having one. I always imagine they are busy, but it, jobs that are, I feel like there's a lot of jobs where you got a lot of downtime.

• 18:21Speaker 03

  That is for damn sure.

• 18:23Speaker 05

  Your boss is mean to you, a customer sucks, go on there, get a little endorphin hit by writing something mean anonymously. Like, it's just, it's, I think Sean's advice is the right to just let it, this is it, and let it metabolize through.

• 18:38Speaker 03

  And outside of social media, there's also like the weird, like, dorky second wave of like, you would get like Parks and Rec star Jenny Slate tells White House, you suck, or whatever. It's just such a dorky next thing. It's like, everyone's fucking grow up.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  They call me a star? I was, I was, I did, I did like five episodes.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  How many more were there? Because I only checked you out.

• 19:07Sean Hayes?

  Jenny, I know the desire to, the desire is so strong to when somebody does you wrong, or somebody lies about you, or whatever. There is this, there is this incident in my life where this one thing happened, and it got blown out of proportion, and this one person completely, totally just lied about me.

• 19:28Speaker 04

  No.

• 19:28Sean Hayes?

  And, um, yeah, and it was, it kind of grew and grew. And, and all you want to do is show the receipts of like, I have this email, and I have this correspondence, and I have this that would destroy this person's life, in the sense that they would just be, have egg on their face. They're like, everything you just said is completely not right. But on the advice, on the great advice of my lawyer, and my publicist, and friends, and family, they're like, don't do anything. I'm like, yeah, but what they did was wrong. That's not right. What, that's not right to just go ahead and lie. And they're like, no, no, no, no. And I did that, and it still kind of bothers me.

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:06Sean Hayes?

  But it was the right thing to do.

• 20:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  Right.

• 20:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah. You know, and I really had like raw chicken on my hands while I, while I got the text. Like I opened the phone with like my knuckle. I was like, my daughter loves a drumstick. I had marinated it all day.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  I'd never, I would have never guessed.

• 20:22Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  She loves a drumstick.

• 20:23Speaker 04

  She's like fricking King Arthur. She, she just.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 20:27Speaker 04

  I made her like these gorgeous marinated drumsticks.

• 20:31Sean Hayes?

  Did you eat them as well?

• 20:32Speaker 04

  I did, and I felt great about them, so did my husband. But I had made a bisque that while we were recording our podcast, actually, yesterday. I guess it, maybe it sat on the stove at room temp a little too long. And then I reheated it, and I mostly had that for dinner. And like, when I say, how do I put this? I had diarrhea all night.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  Sure. So to speak.

• 20:57Speaker 05

  That's a French saying.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  So to speak.

• 20:58Sean Hayes?

  Stop speaking in code.

• 20:59Speaker 04

  So to speak, you know, like, translate that how you will. My husband was also ill to the point where this morning I was like, hey. And he was like, Jenny, last night I Googled, apparently he Googled, what is heart attack?

• 21:18Speaker 03

  No.

• 21:18Speaker 04

  Because he had such bad, like, heartburn and gas.

• 21:22Sean Hayes?

  From, from the brisket?

• 21:24Speaker 04

  No, it was a bisque, it was a bisque.

• 21:26Sean Hayes?

  It was a bisque.

• 21:27Speaker 04

  It was a bisque. I, I like, let it get cold, then I reheated. I think, I think that was it. Cause she, cause her daughter didn't have it and she's in great health today. So anyway.

• 21:33Sean Hayes?

  You should combine them and call it a biscuit.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  A biscuit.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  Biscuit.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 21:39Speaker 05

  Love this.

• 21:40Sean Hayes?

  Brisk.

• 21:40Speaker 04

  Do that.

• 21:41Speaker 05

  It gives you both diarrhea and heartburn. It's a biscuit, but it's nothing like either the British or the American biscuit.

• 21:47Speaker 03

  Cause a brisket, bisque is one of our favorite, um, dishes. There just hasn't been a name for it yet.

• 21:52Speaker 04

  And if you're hosting a brisque, you could, you could, you could have a catering service called brisket, where it is, you do a brisque, then you have the brisket and the bisque.

• 22:03Sean Hayes?

  But you spell it B R I S K, new word I T.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  Brisket. Yeah, yeah.

• 22:08Speaker 04

  And you go, let's brisket! And then you chop off the top of the baby's penis.

• 22:21Sean Hayes?

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• 23:01Sean Hayes?

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• 23:26Sean Hayes?

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• 24:11Sean Hayes?

  Red Velvet, and Peanut Butter Mousse. I wish I could have each one of those right now. After all, great nutrition only works if you actually want to keep eating it, right? Order Stars and Honey Protein Bars at starsandhoney.com or find them at Target stores nationwide. That's starsandhoney.com or pick up a box on your next Target shopping trip.

• 24:39Speaker 05

  Sean, before we get to our like, the audience question we get each week-

• 24:43Sean Hayes?

  We haven't started yet, have we?

• 24:44Speaker 05

  No, no, we're not recording any of this.

• 24:45Sean Hayes?

  No, this is right, okay.

• 24:46Speaker 05

  This is a catch-up, so it feels natural. Start now. I wanted to ask you because you're uniquely positioned to give advice on this, and we need it. Do you have any tips on how to let a strong and long friendship flourish while putting it on the air and professionally entangling yourself even more, even though it is just about the friendship? Like, you guys are doing fantastic.

• 25:15Sean Hayes?

  In the same vein that I had to interpret diarrhea, I'm gonna interpret your question as how do we stay friends through all of this?

• 25:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:23Sean Hayes?

  First of all, you don't have to talk so close to the mic, Max. Second of all-

• 25:29Sean Hayes?

  I'm kidding, I'm totally kidding. At the first, you're like,

• 25:34Sean Hayes?

  no, uh, that's a good question. Well, the, the, the thing is, we all live in the same city and we all hang out even when we're not doing the podcast. But we've also, we really are like brothers and just like you guys are brothers and sister. Of course, we've gotten in arguments and of course we've got, it just makes you closer and it makes you stronger and it makes your, your bond tighter. You know, so I wouldn't be afraid to, and I'm sure you guys aren't because you know forever, to have heated discussions about topics you feel passionate about and you know, and you get through it and on the other side is just a closer relationship. And not that we have really, I can think of like one or two times that we've all kind of gotten into it and that was like decades ago.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Who won?

• 26:19Sean Hayes?

  Definitely not me.

• 26:23Speaker 03

  You're teasing.

• 26:24Sean Hayes?

  No, no, no, uh, yeah. No, but it was all, it was all sibling stuff, you know? And then you realize, oh God, that was so dumb.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:31Speaker 05

  Our dynamic is a little more sexual tension.

• 26:35Speaker 05

  But not in any of the directions you'd think.

• 26:37Speaker 04

  You know, Gabe and I have been staring at each other since Y2K.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. Who's gonna make the first move?

• 26:43Speaker 04

  You know, days like this, when I show up in both a turtleneck and a full-length corduroy jumpsuit, you know, both of these guys are going crazy.

• 26:52Sean Hayes?

  But you guys are having a good time and you guys are gonna do this forever, right? And it's like, yeah.

• 26:57Speaker 04

  I mean, truly, like when we got to record in person, whatever, last week maybe, I was like, oh, the more we do it, the more energized I get. Like I could talk, I mean, I could talk all day anyway. I kind of do. Walking around mumbling.

• 27:12Sean Hayes?

  I know, me too. I told my therapist, you know, that, um, she gets a break, uh, because I just lay it all on Scotty. Like I, I don't stop talking during the day. I'm like, what do you think? Wow. Do you, look at those mountains in Burbank. Do you think that like they, they ever had a snow cap on top of them? Like just endless dumb shit.

• 27:33Speaker 05

  Jenny doesn't have dreams because everything gets processed.

• 27:36Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 27:37Speaker 05

  While she's awake. There's nothing left.

• 27:39Sean Hayes?

  That's funny.

• 27:40Speaker 04

  That's what my therapist told me is the reason why my dreams are so boring. Like the other night I had a dream that I was taking the SATs and I was waiting for my result. The reason why it's so boring was I'm waiting for a sandwich or, you know, just stuff like that. Is that I.

• 27:56Sean Hayes?

  So you dream in black space.

• 27:58Speaker 04

  Process so much during the day that when it's time for me to go to bed, it's like my psyche can't even think of anything. So it's just like, ugh, SAT.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  Jenny used to fall asleep in cars pointing at herself. It was such a weird, like.

• 28:10Sean Hayes?

  What does that mean?

• 28:11Speaker 03

  Weird rigor mortis, but also just such like a weird.

• 28:15Speaker 05

  That's like a baby finger thing.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  I'm unplugging, but I'm still here. But yeah, it just was fully.

• 28:22Sean Hayes?

  What does that mean?

• 28:22Speaker 03

  I have no idea.

• 28:23Sean Hayes?

  Driving?

• 28:24Speaker 04

  We were in a van on the way to do an improv show somewhere in college.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  But that was probably when I started screaming about it.

• 28:30Speaker 04

  Oh, my God.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  So good. If I recline even five degrees, I'm out. I have no one sleeps.

• 28:38Sean Hayes?

  Really?

• 28:39Speaker 03

  No one falls asleep faster than me. It's crazy.

• 28:41Sean Hayes?

  If I, what about you, Max?

• 28:43Speaker 05

  I have to be put down like a wild horse.

• 28:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, you gotta get tranked, right?

• 28:49Sean Hayes?

  Okay.

• 28:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm Ambien and, and, you know, all sorts of.

• 28:54Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good, though.

• 28:56Speaker 05

  For 15 years. It's great.

• 28:57Sean Hayes?

  Wow.

• 28:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:58Sean Hayes?

  And, and, and, and you think you still need it, Ambien?

• 29:01Speaker 05

  You know, whenever I like, once a month, try to take a night off and can, but have like the worst night, like wake up like I just, you know, crossed the Delaware by boat. Like messed up.

• 29:14Sean Hayes?

  I have ADHD, so, or something, self diagnosed, yeah, same. And so if the second I watch a movie or TV show, I'm out in like two minutes. Because I have to focus on something. But then if I take that nap, I'm up, I can watch the whole thing. But it's just like the initial or reading a book, I'm like one, one paragraph, I'm out.

• 29:37Speaker 05

  We should take our voicemail, right?

• 29:38Speaker 03

  We have an audience question and Sean, we would love, the people ask us for, you know, advice because we're, we have everything together.

• 29:46Speaker 05

  Figured out.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  In life.

• 29:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  And we're sage.

• 29:48Sean Hayes?

  I was gonna call and leave one, leave a message.

• 29:50Speaker 03

  You should. You should. Please do.

• 29:53Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Speaker 05

  Where should you point when you're sleeping? Now you already know.

• 29:56Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, that's a good one.

• 29:58Speaker 04

  My grandmother, Nana Connie, called the Boston Globe one time and told them they should do more. More stories about that actress Jenny Slate. She really did.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 30:06Speaker 04

  And then the reporter told me.

• 30:07Sean Hayes?

  Did you say my anaconda?

• 30:09Speaker 04

  Mine.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  What did you say, anaconda?

• 30:12Speaker 04

  My Nana Connie, my grandmother.

• 30:15Sean Hayes?

  Oh, Nana Connie.

• 30:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, and they were like, is this? Because they could see the caller ID.

• 30:21Speaker 03

  I love that.

• 30:21Sean Hayes?

  That's funny.

• 30:22Speaker 03

  And it says Jenny's Nana is whatever caller ID.

• 30:25Speaker 04

  Constance Skiles.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, let's listen to this question from a listener.

• 30:31Speaker 06

  Hi, I just saw your post on Instagram, and here's my question. Is there any amount of nose picking that is acceptable in some kind of etiquette idea, idea of etiquette? I live in Colorado and almost everyone here picks their nose because it is so dry and you always have stuff going on. And then it's also an anxiety thing and everybody's anxious. And I would rather someone pick their nose than like do other bad things that come from anxiety. But when I see people really going at it or like cranking up their elbow, it really bugs me and I cannot,

• 31:15Speaker 06

  I cannot tolerate it. And there's all kinds of things around that. Like what do you do with what you get out of it? You know, out of your nose?

• 31:23Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, what you do with what you get out of it. It's a beautiful, put that on a mug.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:28Speaker 05

  It's what you do with what you get out of it. Feels like an inspirational saying.

• 31:32Sean Hayes?

  Or like a pillow.

• 31:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:36Sean Hayes?

  Wait, what? So this, these are the highbrow questions we got here.

• 31:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:40Sean Hayes?

  Well, I mean, it's a pretty easy one. We probably shouldn't do it.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  That was Dostoevsky herself calling in.

• 31:46Speaker 05

  I don't know that it's easy.

• 31:48Speaker 04

  I don't think it's easy.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  Okay, wait, what's your answer?

• 31:51Speaker 05

  So I realized as I was listening to this question, there is something weirdly, I think, worse about working from the outside in than working on the inside. Does that make sense?

• 32:03Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 32:03Speaker 05

  Like a little pinch in the middle. A little pinch in the middle kind of feels like. Like, yeah, you're managing, but any, no, that's better.

• 32:12Sean Hayes?

  The vaudeville hook.

• 32:13Speaker 05

  When you have the vaudeville hook.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  You can't have that.

• 32:16Speaker 05

  If you're working on something in the like, the lobe, I don't even know what you call the larger. I'm like, well, that's gross. That's gross.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  The nostril, like if you're on like the side of the nostril, picking some.

• 32:26Speaker 05

  Yes. Weirdly in my head, I'm like, I wouldn't do that in public. I wouldn't want someone to see me in my car doing that.

• 32:31Sean Hayes?

  But it is an incredible feeling. Once you clear that out and you can breathe. Do you ever watch videos where they pull out massive amounts of mucus from noses?

• 32:40Speaker 04

  No.

• 32:40Sean Hayes?

  My mouth waters.

• 32:43Sean Hayes?

  It does. My mouth waters, I'm like, oh God, that, that looks like it feels so good. The satisfaction of clearing out your nose.

• 32:51Speaker 04

  I mean, I've definitely seen people like going crazy on their noses in their own cars. And I understand that, you know, like there are people doing, you know, they're doing, they're like popping pimples and stuff. Cause they, they, they feel that they're alone. That's fine. It's your car, you know, don't do it when someone else is in it. But when you're free, when you're out in the world, I really, you know.

• 33:13Sean Hayes?

  This is interesting. I think because, I think it's the car thing because people feel more confident. Because if, if somebody sees you do it, you're like, fuck, I don't care. I'm gonna drive away and never see this person again. But if you do it, you know, in public or like in a, in your house with other people watching, you're probably more discreet about it because you're stuck with that person in a room.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:33Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  You can't.

• 33:35Sean Hayes?

  I don't know. What do you think about that?

• 33:36Speaker 05

  I have a gym membership just to pop in and absolutely rip ones in the locker room. You know, like I'd pay for it. And so I have a couple around the city and I'll just, just park, get the validation, go into the locker room. Absolutely. Get screwed up, up there and then, and then just go.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  I was such a nose picker when I was little. It like, that was something I really had to like, learn to like, knack it out.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Did you flick, flick it or wipe it?

• 34:03Speaker 03

  I flicked it.

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, you gotta flick it. And I remember having to be like, okay, this is unacceptable. To other people, I still think it's normal and fine.

• 34:13Speaker 04

  I think I knew not to let people see me doing it. But I do think it's really satisfying and that it's okay. It's your own body. You find a private space to do it. Like, if you have, like, a dry booger and getting it out, that feels great. I think the answer is you should really try to... Well, this is what I would say. Try not to do it in public.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:35Speaker 04

  You know, just try. Just try.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  The etiquette is don't do it in public.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  Don't do it in public, and definitely don't flick it.

• 34:42Speaker 05

  Yeah. I'm sorry about Colorado's anxiety epidemic. I know it's tough to pick which brew house and pizza place to go to or whatever, because there's four in every block, but you'll figure it out.

• 35:01Sean Hayes?

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• 35:43Sean Hayes?

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• 36:06Sean Hayes?

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• 36:52Sean Hayes?

  I saw the clip, the promo clip for "I Need You Guys", and Jenny, you brought up such a funny thing about getting your own phone or something. You're like, remember when you got your own phone? It was such a big deal. And Gabe, you said, "And then your family would listen in?" or something? Jenny's dad listened in. Yes. All the time, right? My mom would do that, too. I remember that as a kid, like the landlines. And one time, I went down to the basement and I called some gay chat group line. You know, remember those from the 1980s? Singles are waiting to party on the landline with you. And you're like, "Oh, I'll try it." And I thought I was being real discreet. And then my mom got the... It was like $3 a minute or something. And then my mom got the phone bill,

• 37:37Sean Hayes?

  and she called it before confronting me. And she was like, "What is this?" And I was like, "I don't know. I mean..." We got hacked. I was like, "I'm trying to call my friend Randy." And I must have dialed the wrong number. And she was like, "You dialed it five times for an hour." But you could never get away with anything on a landline, ever. God, no. No.

• 37:57Speaker 04

  Well, before caller ID, you could definitely prank call. You could do that.

• 38:02Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, Star 67 or whatever. Oh, that's right. You could block your number, right? You could block your number, so you could get away with anything. Can't you do that on cellphones now?

• 38:10Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 38:10Sean Hayes?

  I think so.

• 38:11Speaker 04

  I mean, there was a time when...

• 38:13Sean Hayes?

  Asking for a friend.

• 38:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:15Sean Hayes?

  My friend Randy wants to know.

• 38:16Speaker 04

  Randy needs to know if he can block.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  Cause he likes to party on the phone.

• 38:22Sean Hayes?

  Jenny's phone rings with an unblocked with a blocked number.

• 38:25Speaker 05

  The number we knew about that we would call it like if we were like, there was a pay phone somewhere and you could only listen to like 90 seconds before it made you paid. 1-800-RED-TITS.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  Oh, what?

• 38:36Speaker 05

  I don't know who like knew that, but it's like, also, why is that?

• 38:40Speaker 04

  Why are they red? Why not red nips? Why are those all the full titties all red? That's.

• 38:46Speaker 03

  They're all red. The whole thing is red.

• 38:48Speaker 05

  The whole thing, the red, the bright red, they're the same. Cause there's no change in tone. It's just an absolutely fire engine red.

• 38:53Sean Hayes?

  The whole thing is red.

• 38:55Speaker 05

  Oh, I once got a $750 AOL bill because I thought I had, and my parents were like, why do we have a $750 charge? And it was because I would, we had a second line that I quietly co-opted for AOL. And, but I didn't know that the 40 free hours had run out or whatever, because we would get those discs in the mail.

• 39:15Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 39:16Speaker 05

  And truly it was because I would leave my computer on overnight to download like a dot GIF of like Tiffany Amber Thiessen, you know, like sitting on the hood of a Porsche, but it took 15 hours for like a half a megabyte file and cost my parents $800. Sorry, mom.

• 39:34Sean Hayes?

  By the way, before we go, if you're looking for affordable plans for anything, Smartless Mobile's $10 a month for 10 gigabytes.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  You're kidding.

• 39:40Sean Hayes?

  Thank you, guys. What a pleasure to be on your show.

• 39:42Speaker 05

  You're such a pro.

• 39:43Speaker 03

  Sean, thank you for coming on our show. So good to see you. I miss you.

• 39:47Sean Hayes?

  You too. I love you guys. I miss you too. Oh, come on. You're, you guys are genius. I love this so much.

• 39:55Speaker 04

  We do too.

• 39:56Speaker 05

  We're so happy to be doing it.

• 39:57Sean Hayes?

  Okay, bye.

• 39:59Speaker 04

  Bye.

• 40:03Speaker 05

  What an angel. That was so fun.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  I love Sean Hayes. He is one of, one of the greats.

• 40:08Speaker 05

  I think that's the, the living room he, or the room he was setting up in.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  At the beginning of the pandemic, like great bookshelf, great setup. Beautiful bookshelf. He also had a sort of a kitchen island. Right. Moment too for table reads where you could see like a living room behind him.

• 40:26Speaker 04

  I don't know. I would suspect that you guys feel this, but like there are, and there are moments in like, I don't feel that it's normal to be able to talk to Sean Hayes, you know, like,

• 40:37Speaker 03

  I know.

• 40:38Speaker 04

  Like, yeah, like to be like, oh yeah, like look into my future and be like, yeah, I get to talk to one of the funniest people on TV.

• 40:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:45Speaker 04

  And he knows my name and in fact has like helped me have a podcast. That just was like, kind of blowing my mind and I didn't want to say it to him because I felt like I would start crying. So I'll just tag it on the end here, but it's just like, you know, remember that like episode of Will and Grace where it was like the real Cher?

• 41:02Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 41:03Speaker 04

  Oh my God. Like I just remember being like,

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:05Speaker 04

  He's like a gold medalist of comedy.

• 41:08Speaker 03

  Jenny, that is crazy. Okay. I, so Daniel and I, my husband and I, we've rewatched the old Will and Grace many times over our 10 year marriage. So like, and he always makes fun of me because while we're watching it, I will mumble under my breath, Olympic level.

• 41:25Speaker 04

  Oh my God.

• 41:25Speaker 03

  Olympic level. Whenever Sean lands a joke, it's just like,

• 41:29Speaker 04

  It's crazy.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  The writing is hard to say. That character is like hard to play. And then he was doing like backflips and all this physical stuff. Absolutely crazy.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  Like sometimes, like the first time I went to like a table read for a show and was like, oh, you, like, I didn't really know what it was. Like, get what? So if you don't know, like if you're on TV, there used to be a time, they don't really do it a lot now, but it used to be especially on like a sitcom. But also animated stuff before they would film or record, you would all sit around like a table and everybody would like perform the script and like for the executives. And you would like really want people to laugh and like, see if it works. And it was kind of a lot of pressure and it was really important. And anyway, the first time I did one, the thing I thought, and it was a successful table read, on my way out, I was like, oh my God. The people that got to see Sean Hayes and Megan Mullally do table reads

• 42:23Speaker 04

  must have like been crying, like they must have like known that they were like a part of something.

• 42:29Speaker 05

  One story I meant to tell earlier, just to wrap it up, to let you know how, where I am as we head off into our days, is that you were talking, you mentioned, you mentioned Dean Cain, Jenny.

• 42:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:40Speaker 05

  And a month ago, I was looking at my phone and I said to my wife, oh, wow, Trader Vicks is reopening in West Hollywood. And she's like, what Trader Vicks? And I like, love like tiki cocktails and love kind of like LA divey spots. And so I started explaining to her, I was like, well, it was kind of this like, now there's a lot of them, but it was sort of this hotspot in like, I think the 50s, 60s. And it was like, you know, Dean Martin and his crew would be there. It was sort of like, you know, Dean Martin's hang, but I accidentally said Dean Cain. So she was, she was like, I'm excited about Trader Vicks. She's like, what's Trader Vicks? I was like, it's a sort of like tiki lounge, like where Dean Cain used to hang out. And it was kind of like Dean Cain's crew.

• 43:23Speaker 05

  But I'm saying she, but she, and to her credit was just like, oh, cool. Yeah. I would be like pretty excited about a restaurant where Dean Cain used to hang out.

• 43:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:33Speaker 05

  Reopening famously his crew of lounge lizards.

• 43:37Speaker 03

  Oh, the coolest.

• 43:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, the coolest.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  And coming up next, Dean Cain will be batching up some tiki drinks.

• 43:44Speaker 04

  Riding in here on a big old lounge lizard. He's sitting on one of the big stegosaurus spikes.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  This was fabulous, you guys. I love you.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  It really was. Gosh, I, I love you guys so much. And um, is there anything cool you're gonna do before you see us all next?

• 44:01Speaker 03

  I'm gonna send the White House some memes.

• 44:04Speaker 05

  Oh, we're taking our baby to a pumpkin, to like a big light show at the Scanso Gardens tonight. Pumpkins, Halloween. We might dress him up in his costume.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Yes, you should.

• 44:14Speaker 04

  That's so nice.

• 44:15Speaker 05

  I'll send pics.

• 44:16Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 44:17Speaker 05

  Bye, guys.

• 44:18Speaker 04

  Bye.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  This show is called I Need You Guys and it starred us, Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate, and Max Silvestri. It's a production of Smartless Media.

• 44:32Speaker 03

  I Need You Guys is produced by Ann Harris, Josh Richman, and Devon Torrey Bryant, and edited by Josh. Music is by Devon. Executive producers are the coolest people in the world, Gabe, Jenny, and Max.

• 44:45Speaker 05

  Executive producers for Smartless Media are Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Richard Korson, and Bernie Kaminsky.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  Email us at [email protected] with all your most perplexing etiquette questions, or even better, call us at 949-441-1231 and leave your questions as a voicemail so we can play your adorable voices on the show.

• 45:07Speaker 05

  We'll see you next week.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  Because we need you guys.

• 45:09Speaker 05

  We need you guys.

• 45:11Speaker 04

  We need you guys.