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This week, Brooke and Connor talk about soul patches, matching with the love of your life on Hinge, and the star studded Royal Kingdom ads. Plus, they discuss how funny men manipulate young women’s minds and Siri’s crash out.
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Chapters:
0:00 Hello Dolly
0:35 Intro
0:54 Hot Guys With Soul Patches
3:50 The Averick House Update
5:10 Connor’s Back Spasms
8:20 Matching With The Love of Your Life
17:00 Brooke and Marty Make A P
19:15 Squarespace
20:38 Skims
22:06 Apple Nachos
24:08 Cat Updates
26:25 Everything About a Man Is Embarrassing
31:19 Royal Kingdom Ads & Monopoly Go
35:37 Connor’s Trip to Mexico
37:55 Connor Gets An Assistant
40:40 Four Seasons & The Rehearsal Recap
45:00 Google Gemini
46:53 Headspace
49:50 Funny Men Are Manipulators
53:08 Connor’s Beautiful Mind
56:15 Conan O’Brien Must Go
1:00:01 The Webby & Golden Globe Podcasts
1:03:00 Siri Is Crashing Out
1:05:21 Influencers Filming In Public
1:07:55 Matt Rifle’s New Romcom
1:10:09 Brooke and Connor Get Invited To Cannes
1:13:00 See You In Bonus!!!
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Transcript 11,170 words · 6 speakers
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0:45 Brooke Averick? Hi guys.
0:46 Speaker 04 Hello.
0:47 Brooke Averick? What? Sorry. Hi.
0:50 Speaker 04 Hello.
0:51 Brooke Averick? Are you singing Hello, Dolly?
0:52 Speaker 04 Hello. I don't know Hello, Dolly.
0:56 Brooke Averick? You would really, really like it.
0:59 Speaker 04 Who is it?
1:00 Brooke Averick? It's a musical.
1:02 Speaker 04 I'll look into it.
1:03 Brooke Averick? Um, it's, it's not my favorite. I don't prefer it.
1:07 Speaker 04 Oh, well, then I'll, I'll email them. They don't, don't ever show your face in this town again.
1:13 Brooke Averick? You do know, you, hello, Dolly, well, hello. You know that one? I guess why would you?
1:39 Speaker 04 I do, I do know three things for certain.
1:44 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
1:47 Speaker 04 I missed this little patch of-
1:48 Brooke Averick? Edward Cullen is a vampire. What?
1:50 Speaker 04 Yeah, well, one, Edward Cullen is a vampire, and we know what he is.
1:54 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
1:55 Speaker 04 To say it out loud.
1:56 Brooke Averick? Two.
1:57 Speaker 04 Two, I missed my soul patch when I shaved, and there's only three hairs.
2:00 Brooke Averick? What's a soul patch? Oh, that little thing?
2:03 Speaker 04 It's that thing of when you grow hair in between your chin and your lower lip?
2:07 Brooke Averick? I don't, I don't prefer a soul patch.
2:10 Speaker 04 Right now, we're gonna have to push through soul patch in tow because it's, it's far too late for our boy, Soul. Why is it called a soul patch?
2:20 Brooke Averick? She's a 10, but she has a soul patch.
2:23 Speaker 04 He's a 10, but she has a soul patch.
2:27 Speaker 04 Can you look past it?
2:28 Brooke Averick? I'm asking you.
2:30 Speaker 04 This is a question for both of us. The name soul patch for the tuft of hair below the lower lip is thought to have originated during the soul music era.
2:40 Brooke Averick? Hmm. Is he, can you look up hot guy with soul patch, just so I can see if like he, if it's okay?
2:46 Speaker 04 Probably like N Sync.
2:49 Brooke Averick? Oh, I've, oh, it's fine. Look at Zach. I'm complete, it's completely fine with me, but how about you?
2:56 Speaker 04 Okay. Well, if you were to remove, he does have a soul patch, but he also has the chin hair and the lip hair.
3:02 Brooke Averick? Right. So maybe just hot guys only, soul patch only.
3:07 Speaker 04 Soul patch only.
3:10 Speaker 04 Leave that other stuff.
3:10 Brooke Averick? I don't think that there is a hot guy with just a soul.
3:13 Speaker 04 What about that guy with the glasses right there?
3:15 Brooke Averick? That? Is that Billy Bob T? I don't, I like, don't find him attractive without the soul patch. So it's hard to say.
3:27 Speaker 04 Many do.
3:28 Brooke Averick? I mean, this is one that I don't know the answer to. Obviously, like if they're perfect in every way, it's fine to have a soul patch.
3:37 Brooke Averick? But.
3:39 Brooke Averick? Look, there's Zach again.
3:41 Speaker 04 Oh, so he had this, that wasn't Photoshop.
3:45 Speaker 04 Photoshop. Okay.
3:46 Brooke Averick? I want, I want to see if someone could Photoshop Zach with just this patch.
3:54 Speaker 04 And I think that, that first picture we looked at is probably the best, best option of the few.
3:59 Brooke Averick? I like it with the rest. I like him.
4:04 Speaker 04 I mean, that's someone who could have started in Pirates of the Caribbean at, at some point.
4:08 Brooke Averick? Yeah. I've literally always liked Zach. Like there's, what can I say about it? Truly.
4:15 Speaker 04 Keeps it, yeah, everything's coming up Zach.
4:17 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
4:17 Speaker 04 Everything's coming up.
4:18 Brooke Averick? Everything's coming up Efron.
4:20 Speaker 04 So.
4:22 Brooke Averick? How are you?
4:22 Speaker 04 In the same way I was planning already on bringing up, or bringing back
4:27 Brooke Averick? Sorry, thank you.
4:28 Speaker 04 sun visors for men.
4:31 Brooke Averick? Sorry.
4:31 Speaker 04 Bless you. Allergies much? Are you good?
4:34 Brooke Averick? Yes.
4:35 Speaker 04 Do you have allergies?
4:35 Brooke Averick? Yes.
4:37 Speaker 04 Me? GD too? And I'm getting F'd from every angle. I'm getting absolutely pounded right now.
4:45 Brooke Averick? Jonathan also has a terrible asthma from allergies, so we have back at the vet.
4:53 Speaker 04 Have you really?
4:54 Brooke Averick? Yes. Those are three times, uh, last week and once this week. Thank you.
5:00 Speaker 04 Do you get him like an inhaler?
5:02 Brooke Averick? We are, we need a, we're starting with eliminating all like possible triggers around the home. And then if it continues, which it has, um, we will go back for an inhaler. Which he will not, like, I don't know how I'll do that with him. He's very...
5:17 Speaker 04 I was gonna say, how do you give a cat an inhaler?
5:19 Brooke Averick? Don't know, but like...
5:21 Speaker 04 The same way you give a mouse a cookie, I assume.
5:23 Brooke Averick? We're falling apart, the Averick, the Averick household.
5:27 Speaker 04 Well, bless your heart, mama.
5:29 Brooke Averick? Thanks, but in summary, yeah, we, we all have allergies.
5:32 Speaker 04 I think we all have allergies. Yeah, I like make the mistake, I go outside and I'm like, oh, I have a small itch in my eye. I forget every single time I go outside
5:42 Speaker 04 that, yes, your eyes are gonna get it. She, do not touch them.
5:44 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
5:46 Speaker 04 Like, and I can't remember that. And then I touch my eye and then I swell shut.
5:50 Brooke Averick? Well, would you consider taking an allergy pill?
5:53 Speaker 04 Yeah, I really need to go get my prescription again. Um, I'm going to the doctor today.
6:01 Brooke Averick? Very good.
6:02 Speaker 04 My back, my back is, has absolutely
6:07 Speaker 04 turned its back on me.
6:09 Brooke Averick? It always, has it ever turned its front on you?
6:12 Speaker 04 No. And it's gone now, cause remember it was the right side this whole time? I don't know if I've ever said that.
6:17 Brooke Averick? I don't know, but I believe you.
6:20 Speaker 04 Yesterday at like noon, it just switched and I, it spasmed. I had a back spasm.
6:24 Brooke Averick? Oh my god, that's horrible.
6:25 Speaker 04 When I got up to my apartment. That is something that like... Mitch McConnell probably has like, how am I getting a back spasm? You know?
6:35 Brooke Averick? My friend's mom had a back spasm during the premiere of the last Harry Potter movie and couldn't leave the theater. Had, we had, so it was the midnight premiere, so about 3am, we need to be carried out.
6:48 Speaker 04 I called my friend who's a doctor and I said, what do I, what stretches do I do? She goes, do not stretch, just lay there. I laid on the ground in my apartment. That's the only time it wouldn't hurt if I was laying absolutely flat on the ground. No, like on the wood floor, not on like cushion, nothing.
7:04 Brooke Averick? The path?
7:06 Speaker 04 Yeah, after a while, well, I took two Tylenol extra strength.
7:13 Speaker 04 And then I drank half of a can. I was desperate yesterday, I was like, I just need like, it to like not hurt enough so I can be mobile and go to like, an urgent care. Um, and then everyone was telling me like, do not go to an urgent care, they're just gonna give you extra strength Tylenol.
7:30 Brooke Averick? Right.
7:30 Speaker 04 Cause they said, it's like, there's nothing you can do.
7:33 Brooke Averick? Well, what about like a muscle relaxer?
7:36 Speaker 04 It's gotten worse today. I had to sleep on my couch because I, I was nervous that it's maybe my mattress. Which is so comfortable, but like, could it be?
7:47 Brooke Averick? I don't know.
7:50 Speaker 04 I mean, it could have been the Mexico to New York flight.
7:53 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I'm sure that, that was a trigger.
7:56 Speaker 04 And then it could have been, I, I went on a run and I, I, I, yeah, you know what? I did some pushups after the run. Probably did them wrong, like, there's no way of knowing what, what I did to make this hurt so bad. I kid you not, right now, like if I move a certain way, it takes my breath away. Like I get like cuts my breathing.
8:16 Brooke Averick? Breath away?
8:18 Speaker 04 Sorry, that was a really romantic way of saying, it hurts so bad, I can't breathe. And when I turn.
8:24 Brooke Averick? I'm sorry Connor. That sounds really unpleasant.
8:28 Speaker 04 I could be your hero, baby.
8:32 Speaker 04 That's what my ner- my back nerve, my like Q5 spinal cord is saying to the rest of my body right now.
8:41 Brooke Averick? Well, why?
8:41 Speaker 04 I could take-
8:42 Brooke Averick? Oh, I can take your-
8:43 Speaker 04 Your breath away?
8:46 Brooke Averick? Is it pain away or breath away?
8:48 Speaker 04 Uh.
8:50 Brooke Averick? Pain.
8:51 Speaker 04 Oh, well, it's not saying that. I'm handing me pain on a silver platter.
8:55 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
8:56 Speaker 04 Hurts so bad. Um, so apologies.
9:01 Brooke Averick? No, I'm sorry. You're going through that.
9:04 Speaker 04 Okay, it's just like a-
9:05 Brooke Averick? I'm trying to think of I have something to complain about.
9:10 Speaker 04 Yeah.
9:10 Brooke Averick? I feel pretty okay, like shockingly, like in a serious turn of events.
9:16 Speaker 04 That's really great. And really soak that in because-
9:20 Brooke Averick? Oh, here's two things I can complain about.
9:22 Speaker 04 Okay, good.
9:23 Brooke Averick? One, my tooth gap is supposed to be closed and it is not. So just gonna do more invisalign. Two-
9:29 Speaker 04 That was one, two, yeah.
9:31 Brooke Averick? Let me give you like a little like insight into how the female brain works. This has been troubling me. I don't know if this is all female brains, but it's definitely the ones that suffer from some, some various issues. Okay?
9:47 Speaker 04 Okay.
9:49 Brooke Averick? Few weeks ago, one of my friends was like, hey, I have someone to set you up with. I think you would like them. Like it's like a friend of a friend. She's like, I don't know him too well, but like I could like probably make the connection. And I was like, oh, great. Like I am, I am gonna start dating. So that's perfect. Let me see. Showed me his Instagram and I was like, ah, ah, I don't know. Like, I don't think he's for me. Like there was, like he was okay. And there was just like some things that I was like, I don't think I could do that, you know? Decided, decided to pass on the opportunity. Okay? Then re-downloaded Hinge for the 50th time this year last Saturday, which by the way, like you know how when you're on dating apps
10:34 Brooke Averick? and there's those people that you just get all the time and you're like, why do I keep getting you? I am that for other people.
10:39 Speaker 04 Why do you say that?
10:40 Brooke Averick? Because I'm deleting and reinstalling once a month.
10:43 Speaker 04 Oh.
10:45 Brooke Averick? So like, there are probably people that are like, who is this and why won't she go away?
10:51 Speaker 04 You think that
10:52 Brooke Averick? I'm not for other people.
10:53 Speaker 04 You think that it's putting you back, you think that it like removes you from like
10:57 Brooke Averick? Connor, I'm fully deleting my account and then making a whole new one every time.
11:01 Speaker 04 Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah.
11:04 Brooke Averick? Cause I deleted it. I'll never do this again.
11:07 Speaker 04 Like you deactivate your phone number removed from the platform?
11:09 Brooke Averick? Deactivate every, there's nothing left of me.
11:13 Speaker 04 Oh my God. Oh my God.
11:14 Brooke Averick? I will never download this again. Downloaded it Saturday.
11:17 Speaker 04 You just gave, by the way, a community of people
11:23 Speaker 04 a really interesting way to get back into the program.
11:27 Brooke Averick? I mean, that's, it's like, also though, if you, if you threaten to leave Hinge, if you're like, yes, I'd like to delete my account. They're like, are you sure? Like, we can kind of give you a new start. I forget what it is exactly, they say. But if you accept that and don't actually delete it, they like give you all the best catches to keep you around.
11:46 Speaker 04 Oh my God. It's like a lifetime fitness.
11:49 Brooke Averick? Yeah. So do that.
11:50 Speaker 04 That's crazy.
11:51 Brooke Averick? Instead of just deleting, I, I personally have to go through deleting my account and reinstalling it because that's just my journey. But I have done the other thing too. But anyway, I saw the guy that she wanted to set me up with on Hinge and I was like, oh, I recognize him from what my friend showed me. And I was like, eh, you know, still like not for me, I don't think, but like I'll throw him a like, like, cause I'll, I'll give him a chance. Why not? This was Saturday. He has not matched me back. I'm going insane. He's the love of my life.
12:30 Brooke Averick? Now that like he's like, isn't interested in like not matching me back. This is the father of my children.
12:37 Speaker 04 Once again, we've come, we've come to the comparison that I make all the time. You are like, When a baby is playing with a toy and then another baby picks up a different toy and it's like, wait, I want that one.
12:50 Brooke Averick? It's just like, how, how didn't I see this before? That he is the one.
12:54 Speaker 04 Oh my God, that you've, the wool has been, has been pulled over your eyes this whole time.
12:59 Brooke Averick? Completely the one.
13:01 Speaker 04 You've pierced the veil.
13:02 Brooke Averick? Will not match me back. I'm going insane. I don't know how long to give it before I call it and delete my account again, permanently, never getting it back.
13:11 Speaker 04 What day is it? Saturday, so Saturday's, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
13:16 Brooke Averick? I reached out to Miles, um, Kat's boyfriend, cause he had a hinge. That's how they met. And he told me that like, he could take like, maybe like a week or two weeks in between hinge sessions, unless he was talking to someone cool like Kat, of course. And even then, like, he might not go through his likes, like, he'll just go through the algorithm.
13:37 Speaker 04 The algo.
13:38 Brooke Averick? So I think I'm gonna give it a year.
13:43 Brooke Averick? I'm gonna tell myself that for maybe about a year, he just hasn't gone through his likes.
13:50 Brooke Averick? Does that seem like a good amount of time?
13:52 Speaker 04 Also, like, you can go through your likes, you can also like scroll and your likes will be auto-populated in the algorithm, so.
14:00 Brooke Averick? What? I don't think that, I don't think you get your likes in the algorithm. I think they stay in your likes.
14:08 Speaker 04 Really?
14:08 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
14:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, I'm like learning a lot about.
14:12 Brooke Averick? They're in a separate, they're in a separate container.
14:14 Speaker 04 Yeah, but like, in the algorithm, there's like, there's.
14:17 Brooke Averick? No, they are in your likes. And the algorithm is just like people that haven't liked you yet. What?
14:23 Speaker 04 Girl in tech, woman in tech over here.
14:26 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I know, I'm a woman in psychosis, in active psychosis.
14:33 Speaker 04 I think by the weekend, like, like today, personality is beginning to re-enter people's bodies. Thursday comes around, hinge time, baby.
14:43 Brooke Averick? You think I should call it by the end of the weekend?
14:46 Speaker 04 No, no, no, give it 365, of course, but I, I think the weekend is a good, is a good litmus test.
14:56 Speaker 04 In the meantime.
14:56 Brooke Averick? I'm like, really?
14:58 Speaker 04 In the meantime, hey, there are, there are a few more likes in there, bro.
15:01 Brooke Averick? I am, I still, I don't have any, I don't have one match. Thank you so much, though. Um, and then my friend was like, oh, well, if you like him, that's great. Like, I'll just like, reach out. No, like, if he doesn't like me, it's over. I, I'm, I never want to be near him.
15:18 Speaker 04 Have you talked to your friend and said, like, did she tell him that you were like?
15:24 Brooke Averick? Ah, no, she doesn't know him really that well.
15:29 Speaker 04 Okay.
15:30 Brooke Averick? But like, well enough to like, maybe orchestrate something, but I have no interest in orchestrating if he x'd me on Hinge.
15:41 Speaker 04 Yeah.
15:43 Brooke Averick? And now I'll never know. And God forbid I'm like, around him through like mutual friends and just to, I know that he swiped left, like, I'll be miserable. He's the one.
15:56 Speaker 04 Valid.
15:57 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Anyway.
15:59 Speaker 04 Oh, he's, he's the one.
16:01 Brooke Averick? No.
16:01 Speaker 04 Wow.
16:02 Brooke Averick? Literally the one. I can't stress enough, when she first showed me, I said, not for me.
16:08 Speaker 04 White Buffalo.
16:09 Brooke Averick? What's that?
16:10 Speaker 04 I don't know.
16:13 Speaker 04 Is that right?
16:15 Brooke Averick? I don't know, I don't know. What are you talking about at all?
16:19 Speaker 04 Izzy, can we Google white buffalo? In many Native American cultures, okay, so I think that I said this wrong. Um, a white buffalo calf is considered the most sacred living thing and powerful omen. It symbolizes hope, new beginnings and spiritual rebirth. Okay. This young man might be your white buffalo.
16:36 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
16:37 Speaker 04 Unless that's inappropriate and culturally not okay for me to say, then.
16:42 Brooke Averick? Then in that case, he's not. In any other case, 150%.
16:45 Speaker 04 150?
16:47 Brooke Averick? 5%.
16:48 Speaker 04 Oh, well, that's sweet. I'm looking forward to updates there.
16:51 Brooke Averick? I will let you know, it is looking very bleak.
16:56 Speaker 04 It's been three days.
16:58 Brooke Averick? Did I just, oh, I did just check five seconds ago.
17:03 Brooke Averick? Yeah, um.
17:04 Speaker 04 If, if there's been a, any action?
17:08 Brooke Averick? It's not good. That's, that's what I'll say.
17:11 Speaker 04 It's not bad either.
17:13 Brooke Averick? It's pretty bad. Yeah.
17:16 Speaker 04 You're in the manifestation space. Speak it in.
17:20 Brooke Averick? Um, he, he will like me back.
17:23 Speaker 04 I know.
17:23 Brooke Averick? But you know what's gonna happen though?
17:26 Speaker 04 When he likes you back, you're gonna be grossed out.
17:29 Brooke Averick? I need, I do need to go back to there.
17:33 Speaker 04 Tea. Yeah.
17:36 Speaker 04 Okay, well.
17:37 Brooke Averick? Okay. Anyway, that's, that's something that I can complain about.
17:39 Speaker 04 That's certainly a space I'm interested in watching.
17:42 Brooke Averick? Yeah, me too. I'll keep you updated.
17:44 Speaker 04 Subscribed. Seated. Um, geez, well, I don't have an update near as interesting as that.
17:50 Brooke Averick? One time I gave somebody a rose and I was so embarrassed, but I was like, they really are so cute. Like I have to. And he matched me back. I was shocked. Like it was, I was in septic shock. Like it was complete shocks in the system. And he messaged me of all things. Um, he would like to start a podcast. He said, you could be there too.
18:16 Speaker 04 Oh my, he would like to start a podcast with you?
18:20 Brooke Averick? Uh, he, I forget if he asked to come on B and C or if he said, I think he said like, I think, but let's like say, I don't remember his name. Let's say it was like Marty or something. He was like, what if,
18:34 Speaker 04 Marty, I'm scared.
18:34 Brooke Averick? What if like Brooke and Marty made a podcast and Connor can come too? Thank you so much.
18:42 Speaker 04 Okay, wait, hang on. In, in, in that terminology, that was a pickup line. Don't know why he involved me.
18:49 Brooke Averick? I, I will say like if the podcast and you is involved in the first message, it's a no for me, dog.
18:56 Speaker 04 Understood.
18:59 Brooke Averick? But I appreciate it.
19:01 Speaker 04 Well, I like, I think that if he would have just stopped at, hey, maybe, maybe Brooke and Marty could make a podcast one. Like, that's kinda cute.
19:12 Brooke Averick? I would, I'm sure. I could have maybe looked past that, but it also like, whatever he was saying after that, I really don't remember, but it was very much like the only reason you matched me back is because you want, well, you want to come on the pod and the Kelly Clarkson. He wanted to be in the Kelly Clarkson. What? I do not know. But
19:34 Speaker 04 I mean, you gotta get to know him somewhere.
19:39 Brooke Averick? I, we, we should have had our first date here.
19:42 Speaker 04 First date on the podcast. I'm just sitting there.
19:45 Brooke Averick? I mean, I'd be dead silent. It would literally be Connor and Marty make a podcast.
19:49 Speaker 04 Connor and Marty make a pee.
19:53 Speaker 04 Oh my God, I miss him.
19:54 Brooke Averick? I know. I'm obsessed with him. I miss him so bad.
19:58 Speaker 04 Like he touched my heart away if you can.
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20:45 Speaker 04 You know what's crazy is like after your updates, like I don't even want to share this, but like I do want to tell you.
20:51 Brooke Averick? Why?
20:52 Speaker 04 Like, it's so stupid now compared to everything that we just talked about.
20:58 Brooke Averick? Not stupid?
20:59 Speaker 04 No, it was at least like conversationally involved. Like I'm just going to tell you something. We can move right on.
21:07 Brooke Averick? Okay.
21:08 Speaker 04 So not important, but I don't have any groceries right now. And I was like so hungry, like an hour and a half ago, and I've shredded cheese and apples. And so I made like apple nachos, but I didn't melt the cheese.
21:23 Brooke Averick? I think that's fine to do.
21:25 Speaker 04 Okay, Brooke, it was so good.
21:26 Brooke Averick? Cause like I would, I mean, you know, not like a big like cheese girl, but like I could see cheese, like shredded cheese and apples in a salad coexisting.
21:35 Speaker 04 Oh my God. I didn't even think about it like that. I was kind of grossed out.
21:38 Brooke Averick? Also charcuterie boards.
21:40 Speaker 04 Charcuterie aside.
21:41 Brooke Averick? Like cheese and fruit is not weird.
21:44 Speaker 04 Oh, you're right. Okay, cool. I mean, I really thought I was on to something.
21:49 Brooke Averick? The form that you did is maybe like atypical, but.
21:52 Speaker 04 It looked weird. It looked weird.
21:55 Brooke Averick? How to taste.
21:56 Speaker 04 So, just so fucking good. Like, highly recommend. Really thought I was on to like, maybe a, maybe a restaurant in New York, like Cheese and Apples. Come, come get like, like a, you go to a stadium and you get that little boat. And it's like those, those like.
22:15 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
22:16 Speaker 04 Wafers. That's the crappiest nachos you can possibly get, like the circular chip with the like, 3D printed cheese. Like, it's definitely plastic.
22:24 Brooke Averick? Like communion chips?
22:26 Speaker 04 It's like communion for, like, people that watch NASCAR.
22:31 Brooke Averick? Yeah. I don't know what you mean by that at all, but yeah.
22:36 Speaker 04 It just came to me in a vision, but it was really good. Highly suggest. Um, I'm gonna pull up our notes because I had some updates for you.
22:45 Brooke Averick? Oh, wait.
22:45 Speaker 04 How was your weekend? How was, how were the cats? How were the boys?
22:49 Brooke Averick? Oh, thanks for asking, Khan. Um, they're, I mean, they are back to completely hating each other, which I was, I'm disappointed because I truly thought like Rob being sick probably had something to do with the animosity, either like John sensed it or like Rob wasn't feeling well and that's why he like wasn't into John. But, I mean, I woke up at 3 a.m. just to Rob completely clocking John, like, full sucker punch, like, and I don't think it's like playful, but I don't know. I'm, and then sometimes they'll like both lay on the bed together and like get close and it's fine, but it's mostly not. I only like will post a picture if it is fine, which is what you see. Social media is so fake.
23:35 Brooke Averick? Um, but hopefully, things will turn out. Rob is in good health. That's all I can ask for. Hopefully John's asthma clears up. Um, but otherwise they're good.
23:49 Brooke Averick? But I just feel so bad also because it really like, I feel like John thinks he's being replaced. And he's, I can't, I keep telling him like, you will always be my first, you will always have that number one spot in my heart. No one will take that away. You made me a mother. You know, and that's just not a connection that you can replace.
24:13 Speaker 04 I can't stress this enough. I think you're you're putting this narrative on yourself. It's making you feel bad. I think that they're just like, like he was there first and he's territorial.
24:26 Brooke Averick? No, Rob is the territorial one. That's the problem.
24:29 Speaker 04 Oh, that's weird.
24:30 Brooke Averick? He completely runs the house.
24:32 Speaker 04 Oh, wait, that's weird.
24:33 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Okay, wait, that's off. Yeah, like, God forbid, like, if John tries to come up on the bed, like, he'll get immediately spooked by Rob, who's like glaring at him.
24:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's.
24:44 Brooke Averick? And is he's always anticipating being punched. So sad.
24:48 Speaker 04 Anticipating.
24:49 Brooke Averick? But.
24:50 Speaker 04 Um, okay. Well, I think they'll get there. They seem like they're doing way better. They're like close to each other. At least you you gotta be close enough to someone to like hit them.
24:58 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
24:59 Speaker 04 That doesn't mean you're close enough to them.
25:01 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
25:01 Speaker 04 Um, I want to circle back really quick because I wanted to ask you this. It was like a really good transition that I didn't make.
25:07 Brooke Averick? Okay.
25:08 Speaker 04 There's flyers everywhere right now in New York for guys that are like, I am genuinely genuinely looking for a girlfriend. Picture of me, things I'm interested in, kind of person I'm I'm usually interested in. Like, take my number. Here it is. Like, I'm being earnest here. Or like, people will make it for their friends. Hey, we're looking for a girlfriend for our buddy. Ernest. Whatever.
25:38 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
25:39 Speaker 04 Thoughts? Would you date someone if from via flyer?
25:43 Brooke Averick? Here's the thing. It reminds me of guys on TikTok that are like, I'm looking for a girlfriend. And I don't care for that. Unfortunately, I'm here screaming to the rooftops that I'm looking for a boyfriend. But if a man is to do that, it's I don't care for it. And I'm sorry. It is hypocritical, but it is what it is.
26:09 Brooke Averick? Um, and so for that reason, it is a no for me, from me again.
26:16 Speaker 04 RE flyer.
26:17 Brooke Averick? RE flyer, because it's the same thing. Like, I don't know why a guy begging for a girlfriend to me is very different than a girl who wants a boyfriend. And that's just like, like, a double standard that I'm okay with.
26:32 Speaker 04 Okay.
26:34 Speaker 04 Okay.
26:34 Brooke Averick? Because of the wage gap and everything.
26:37 Speaker 04 The wage gap, given the wage gap of it.
26:38 Brooke Averick? Given the wage gap, I'm fine with it.
26:40 Speaker 04 Yeah. Okay.
26:42 Brooke Averick? What are you, what are you thinking?
26:44 Speaker 04 Well, at first I was like, same thing. I was like, that is so crazy and desperate. But then I was like, every single person on Hinge and whatever, every other app, that is a flyer.
26:55 Speaker 04 They're just in a dating pool with everybody else.
26:59 Brooke Averick? I also think that like-
27:00 Speaker 04 They're in a sea of soul patches.
27:02 Brooke Averick? At least from where I'm standing, like, there are so many normal, cute, like, single girls, like, looking for someone. And it seems to me that, like, most of the, like, single guys that are, like, ready to settle down and, like, somewhat normal are taken. You know? So there's like,
27:22 Brooke Averick? why can't you get a girlfriend? For me, I know I can't get a boyfriend, because, because they're taken. What's your excuse? Is that horrible? I literally, just like men doing what, I don't know, like, a man having a hinge is embarrassed. Everything about a man is embarrassing. I'm sorry.
27:44 Brooke Averick? That's just how I feel. And that's maybe part of the whole problem.
27:50 Brooke Averick? My whole problem.
27:53 Speaker 04 Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to get to the bottom of this.
27:59 Speaker 04 Maybe, maybe, you know what?
28:01 Brooke Averick? Of me?
28:01 Speaker 04 Maybe. I'm trying to get to the bottom of that. Like, I want to crack this code, you know?
28:06 Brooke Averick? Hmm.
28:07 Speaker 04 Maybe he's just in Europe.
28:09 Brooke Averick? I've always liked to make myself feel better. I've always told myself, like, I will have to be like a one and done type of person. Like, I'll have to find one person and that will have to be the one because I wouldn't have been able to ever experience like a breakup.
28:24 Speaker 04 Yeah.
28:25 Brooke Averick? So that's just what I tell myself is that like, it will just take a lot longer because the higher powers are just waiting for me to find the one and done.
28:34 Speaker 04 I like where your head's at now.
28:35 Brooke Averick? As opposed to like-
28:36 Speaker 04 Sounding a lot more optimistic.
28:37 Brooke Averick? Having prior relationships that I wouldn't have been able to live through the breakup.
28:43 Brooke Averick? That is what I tell myself to help me sleep at night.
28:47 Brooke Averick? But like, also like, the older I've been getting, as one does. I don't know if it's because I just like, I need to tell myself this to feel better or if I really mean it, but like, it would be fine if, if I just had a life with my cats. And only them. I can see how people become cat ladies.
29:07 Speaker 04 Oh, my God. Like-
29:08 Brooke Averick? I really can see it.
29:10 Speaker 04 If you, if, if someone, if someone listens to this episode and just like clicks through, you have gone through like, full-blown psychosis on this episode. And there's times when I haven't said a word and you're like, well, yeah, actually, that's a good point, too. And it's just you talking to yourself.
29:28 Brooke Averick? Starting off the episode with, he is the one. I've found him father of my kids. I'm actually fine being alone.
29:36 Speaker 04 Actually, everything about a man is embarrassing. You know what? Maybe he's out there. Maybe, no, you started out the episode with, he's disgusting. I'm not interested in him. Then he's like, well, he's the father of my kids.
29:46 Brooke Averick? Disgusting. I wasn't interested.
29:49 Speaker 04 I wasn't interested at the time.
29:50 Brooke Averick? I was wrong. I'm fine admitting I'm wrong.
29:52 Speaker 04 Given the information I had.
29:54 Brooke Averick? Yeah. I had blinders on.
29:56 Speaker 04 Did you see me before the episode started? I was just eating a sausage with it out of a paper towel?
30:01 Brooke Averick? No.
30:02 Speaker 04 Good.
30:04 Brooke Averick? Very good.
30:06 Speaker 04 Very good. Okay, you wrote in our note page, Royal Kingdom ads.
30:11 Brooke Averick? Have you been seeing those?
30:14 Speaker 04 I'm so glad you wrote that because yeah, um, I'm getting them a lot and I'm getting fed Royal Kingdom ads, that like video game that I've never heard of. I don't know anyone who plays.
30:28 Speaker 04 And it's like with mega A-list celebrities that are like hawk, it's like Will Ferrell hawking tokens for this random app.
30:36 Brooke Averick? The ones that I've gotten are Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox.
30:41 Speaker 04 Yeah.
30:41 Brooke Averick? Which is an insane combo, obviously, considering. And then Mitch and Cam.
30:49 Speaker 04 Right.
30:49 Brooke Averick? Which like to unite those two duos for something is incredible. For it to be Royal Kingdom? Like, how much money do they have? They must have, I mean, I can't even fathom. Because it's like not something that I don't think they would be dying to do an ad for. Should there not be like a massive budget?
31:12 Speaker 04 No, no.
31:13 Brooke Averick? And I still don't know what the game is. And I don't, and I still don't want to play it.
31:17 Speaker 04 Lisa Kudrow being like, we're under fucking attack right now. Like, purchase a coin. Her Royal, I don't know what's, what's going on. It's, it's, it's the exact same feeling that I have towards that like mattress store theory. Where it's like, why is there so many mattress stores? Who's playing this game?
31:33 Brooke Averick? I don't, I would love to know.
31:36 Speaker 04 Who is playing Royal Kingdom?
31:37 Brooke Averick? So like you have these like incredible actors from the most iconic sitcoms. Make a good ad. It's so bad.
31:46 Speaker 04 It's crazy. Like, I'm so glad you, you brought that up.
31:50 Brooke Averick? It's like really upsetting. Cause like, I would, I would love to see, I mean, these two couples reunited like, literally them just like shopping around and like vlogging it. I would be like, this is awesome. Like, I don't know how they managed to like make. It uninteresting and make me not want to play Royal Kingdom. They make me now I'm angry when I whenever I see Royal Kingdom.
32:14 Speaker 04 This is probably a better ad than the ones that they put out. Talking about Royal Kingdom like we are. Now I kind of do want to play it. I want to be totally straight up honest with you.
32:23 Brooke Averick? I mean, the amount of ads I've seen and I can't tell you what it is.
32:27 Speaker 04 No, there's no like it's no like save the princess like nothing.
32:31 Brooke Averick? All I can tell you is that you don't need wifi.
32:34 Speaker 04 Right.
32:34 Brooke Averick? You can play it on the plane.
32:37 Speaker 04 You can play it on the plane.
32:40 Speaker 04 Okay, that's all I have to say.
32:41 Brooke Averick? Me too.
32:41 Speaker 04 It's really frustrating. But I saw one yesterday for on the TV. Or Monopoly Go. And it was like Chris Pratt. Jason Momoa. Like all of these people who's playing Monopoly Go? Where is everyone? Where are you all when you're playing Monopoly Go?
33:03 Brooke Averick? I don't know, but like when you see me posting 18 ads in the next two months. Please support as that I am I'm supporting my I have medical bills to pay off.
33:15 Speaker 04 You have bills to pay. I'm about to because I'm assuming my I have a failed organ that's now just laying dormant on my spine. And that's what's hurting me so bad. So I'll get in line behind me as I as I as well. Have over committed myself and I have spread myself.
33:30 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
33:31 Speaker 04 Very thin for the next month as well. Now, ever all all being said about about Royal Kingdom and Monopoly Go. If you need another duo, we're I would love.
33:41 Brooke Averick? Oh, my God, I frickin' love Royal Kingdom.
33:43 Speaker 04 Play offline.
33:44 Brooke Averick? Literally.
33:45 Speaker 04 And I could play it on the plane.
33:46 Brooke Averick? I could. Yeah, you're on the plane a lot. So that could be really good for you.
33:50 Speaker 04 And Monopoly Go. Do you remember Monopoly Go was a part of like every Happy Meal they would put like Monopoly Go pieces?
33:56 Brooke Averick? No.
33:57 Speaker 04 That is that is the most influence I've ever been by legitimately any like pay to play type thing. I was going to McDonald's every single day. Buying whatever it was and collecting these physical paper pieces.
34:12 Brooke Averick? Oh, no, I did not remember that.
34:15 Speaker 04 I think it was a billion dollars. I think it was the prize.
34:17 Brooke Averick? Wait. So sorry to like completely redirect. How was Mexico?
34:23 Speaker 04 Oh my God, it was so much fun. I didn't even get a tan somehow. I had one of those weekends where I was like, I don't want to get burnt. So I was lathering up the sunscreen so much so that I didn't even get any, I didn't even turn pink.
34:38 Speaker 04 Which is happy. It was genuine. It was my first Jewish wedding.
34:41 Brooke Averick? Oh, really?
34:42 Speaker 04 Yeah. Mazel.
34:44 Brooke Averick? Mazel tov.
34:45 Speaker 04 Um, I watched, I was, I was a part of the signing of the kubah.
34:52 Brooke Averick? Katubah, possibly?
34:54 Speaker 04 K tuba, of course. Yeah, I just, I, I shortened it because it's a short, we don't have that much time.
34:59 Brooke Averick? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:01 Speaker 04 Um, yep. And then.
35:04 Brooke Averick? It's just like, what do you sign? Like, you're just like, I witnessed this?
35:07 Speaker 04 Oh, I didn't, I didn't sign.
35:08 Brooke Averick? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you, I thought you just signed it.
35:11 Speaker 04 I, I watched.
35:12 Brooke Averick? Oh, but they said, like the bride and groom. It's like a marriage contract, right?
35:16 Speaker 04 Yes. Of course. I was, I was watching from a distance because I did have an ad that needed to be posted in the middle of the signing of the k tuba. Um, and the, the wifi was really bad, believe it or not, in Mexico.
35:30 Brooke Averick? It's cracking me up.
35:32 Speaker 04 I was over watching from like behind a corner, like I was some creep watching the signing of the k tuba. Like, is that right?
35:40 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen one.
35:42 Speaker 04 Oh, wow.
35:43 Brooke Averick? I've never been to a Jew, I've never been to a Jewish wedding.
35:46 Speaker 04 What?
35:48 Brooke Averick? I'm trying to think. Like, I have not been to very many weddings.
35:52 Speaker 04 Yeah.
35:53 Brooke Averick? I guess my aunt and uncle when I was like very, very little, but like, I don't remember that. I don't remember anything but my brother singing opera.
36:00 Speaker 04 Well, it was like the most fun I've ever had. And I'm, I'm done with weddings now. I don't have, I'm not even invited to one in the future, right now.
36:09 Brooke Averick? That's so exciting. I guess I have one in October that will be Jewish, but not like.
36:14 Speaker 04 Where?
36:15 Brooke Averick? Philly.
36:16 Speaker 04 Hmm. It's gonna be fun. I am excited. The last one that I did was like a big flight because I don't think I could do that again.
36:26 Brooke Averick? With your back.
36:26 Speaker 04 Given, given me back. Arg. Yeah. Um.
36:32 Speaker 04 I'm gonna go to Oklahoma City tomorrow. I need to take like some one large sleeping pill or something.
36:42 Brooke Averick? I don't, I don't know how you operate. Cause like if I have an appointment, if it's Monday and I have an appointment Friday, like I can't sit back, relax and enjoy the week.
36:53 Speaker 04 I know. And now I'm sleeping on me couch.
36:58 Speaker 04 My life is a movie and it's bad. It's a bad movie. It's like March of the Penguins. Like I'm walking out of my life. That's a movie.
37:06 Brooke Averick? I'm like, you, that does suck, but you do it to yourself.
37:11 Speaker 04 I know. Well, I'll be, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't do it to myself. My mattress that I love.
37:18 Brooke Averick? No, not that part.
37:19 Speaker 04 But, um.
37:21 Brooke Averick? But you're scheduling, wait, are you gonna get an assistant?
37:24 Speaker 04 I, I got an assistant.
37:28 Brooke Averick? Seriously?
37:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
37:30 Brooke Averick? When do they start?
37:31 Speaker 04 Next week.
37:32 Brooke Averick? Okay, awesome. I think that will make things like awesome.
37:35 Speaker 04 Okay, yeah. If you guys, if you guys see. Oh, I don't know. Like I, I genuinely was like, we're, I'm looking at you on this screen over here and I like got closer to you. I was gonna tell you something in your ear. Um, like if you guys see this like reincarnated version of myself, like I've, I've responded to emails and I'm like one step ahead of, like imagining me being ahead of a, of schedule on something gives me,
38:07 Speaker 04 it's like an aphrodisiac. Like I am so, no, not, I'm not horny for like.
38:13 Brooke Averick? Turned on?
38:13 Speaker 04 What's the word?
38:14 Brooke Averick? Turned on?
38:16 Speaker 04 Yeah, I guess I am horny for that. I would love to be ahead, you know, like how good must that feel for people that are organized?
38:23 Brooke Averick? Yeah, that's gonna be you.
38:25 Speaker 04 I can't wait. Um, I was gonna tell you this scheduling for next week, cause I'll be there next week. We're gonna film in person.
38:30 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
38:31 Speaker 04 And I can't, I can't, I can't wait.
38:32 Brooke Averick? I cannot wait.
38:34 Speaker 04 We're actually filming twice next week.
38:36 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
38:36 Speaker 04 Yahoo. Look at us. And then you'll be in New York the following week or no?
38:41 Brooke Averick? No, but sometime shortly after in June.
38:48 Speaker 04 Okay.
38:49 Brooke Averick? The next week.
38:51 Speaker 04 So Oklahoma City over the weekend.
38:55 Speaker 04 And then.
38:57 Speaker 04 San Diego with Jake.
39:00 Speaker 04 And then. We're recording twice and then Phoenix and Vegas over the weekend and then Vancouver the following week.
39:09 Speaker 04 Okay, that's it. Wow, I thought it was a lot. So someone, someone that is like working on an oil rig is listening to this right now and been like, I'm gonna. That pussy. It'll be okay. Okay.
39:20 Brooke Averick? I've been watching a lot of TV.
39:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, me too.
39:23 Brooke Averick? Have you seen Four Seasons?
39:25 Speaker 04 Wait, what is Four Seasons? Who's in Four Seasons?
39:27 Brooke Averick? Oh, Connor.
39:29 Speaker 04 Wait, is, wait, who's, it's, wait, hang on, hang on. Did I post this on my Snapchat story?
39:34 Brooke Averick? Did you?
39:35 Speaker 04 Yes, I posted it. It's Steve Carell, right?
39:38 Brooke Averick? Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Will Forte, Coleman Domingo, like it's, it's.
39:45 Speaker 04 Brooke, I posted this on my story and I said. I said, this is. I avoided this show like the plague because I was scared I was gonna get the ick for all these people that I like. Cause I usually avoid shows with a bunch of famous people. Cause I'm like. There's no way a show where you're paying all these A-listers. Has any budget for good writing. Un-f-ing believable. So, so.
40:09 Brooke Averick? Oh, so you did see it?
40:11 Speaker 04 Yes.
40:14 Brooke Averick? So good?
40:15 Speaker 04 It's so good.
40:17 Brooke Averick? And I'm still thinking about it. I finished yesterday. I have a pit in my stomach.
40:21 Speaker 04 Wait, oh, I've only watched one episode.
40:22 Brooke Averick? Oh, my God, like, Lord, help me. Finish it.
40:28 Speaker 04 I'm watching a lot of other TV too.
40:30 Brooke Averick? It's so quick. You can binge it in like a genuinely like a few hours a weekend.
40:36 Speaker 04 Yeah.
40:36 Brooke Averick? Watch it on the plane. It's not at all what you are expecting it to be, Connor.
40:41 Speaker 04 Okay, well, I'll sit down. And really get into it. Actually, I'll lay down on my wooden floor so I can. Leave my back horizontal and flat and I'll watch the whole thing.
40:50 Brooke Averick? And I didn't know it was based off of a movie.
40:53 Speaker 04 And I did. Only watched one episode.
40:55 Brooke Averick? Four Seasons. But wow, like.
41:01 Brooke Averick? You guys need to watch it. I'm like, I have a pit and that's all I'll say.
41:05 Speaker 04 Like a bad pit?
41:06 Brooke Averick? It's just like a pit.
41:08 Speaker 04 Or like a passion pit?
41:10 Brooke Averick? I have a passion pit. It's making me feel.
41:14 Speaker 04 Ooh. What do you feel, girl?
41:17 Brooke Averick? I like, don't want to say how I feel because just y'all need to watch it.
41:20 Speaker 04 Okay, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me.
41:23 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
41:23 Speaker 04 And then I caught up on the rehearsal.
41:26 Brooke Averick? Oh my God. Last week I hadn't yet watched episode three of the rehearsal, which is the episode where Nathan decides to live the life of Sully, the pilot, from birth to present day and completely embody him. And in order to do that, he does turn himself into a baby and he does breastfeed. And he does create like parental figures around him that are really scary looking on stilts, not both in their legs and in their arms.
42:04 Brooke Averick? That episode of television will go down in history as an episode of television that will go down in history.
42:14 Speaker 04 Oh.
42:17 Speaker 04 My God.
42:19 Brooke Averick? Like, oh my God. I was taking pictures of the TV of Nathan as a baby.
42:27 Brooke Averick? Like I was at a concert. My whole camera roll.
42:31 Speaker 04 If you were wondering what Cirque du Soleil was like, it was like that episode of television.
42:38 Brooke Averick? Like, what is even, what do we even say about it?
42:44 Speaker 04 Just he's a genius.
42:45 Brooke Averick? He is a genius who's so committed to his craft that you can't do anything but applaud.
42:50 Speaker 04 I, I almost have like a guttural grossed out feeling when I watch that show.
42:57 Speaker 04 It's so uncomfortable for me that I want to turn it off and I want to turn on Veep. You know, like I want to turn on something I'm familiar with, but like, it is like actively like an artistic piece. I almost think it's like.
43:10 Brooke Averick? He's
43:10 Speaker 04 Cause I don't know where he's
43:11 Brooke Averick? He's brilliant.
43:11 Speaker 04 Going ever. Like every time I think I know where he's going with it, it's like one step deeper and like it's absurd him chugging.
43:19 Brooke Averick? Chugging.
43:19 Speaker 04 Milk that's coming at such high volume and, and, and pressure in like PSI into his, the back of his throat. And he's choking. He, he goes, oh, fuck. Did you hear him say that?
43:33 Brooke Averick? Yes.
43:34 Speaker 04 Oh my God, he was choking on it, poor guy.
43:36 Brooke Averick? I mean, he was committed to the bit.
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44:26 Brooke Averick? I saw something he said that really struck a chord with me of like, he was like, when people say like, how do you like withstand all the discomfort and these uncomfortable situations? He was like, I don't understand how people don't because like all of life is like so uncomfortable and like every interaction is like so painful, basically that like this is nothing.
44:53 Speaker 04 I do think that he has
44:55 Brooke Averick? He has something. Yeah, of course.
44:56 Speaker 04 Something.
44:57 Brooke Averick? That's what makes him Nathan Fielder.
45:00 Speaker 04 Of course.
45:02 Brooke Averick? I was really thinking, like when I was watching him breastfeeding, like he's a 10, but this, this.
45:08 Speaker 04 That's what I was gonna ask you. Like when he was a slimy naked bald baby, were you like, oh, this is not.
45:14 Brooke Averick? No, even then I was like, I would marry Nathan Fielder. And I would watch, and if, and if I was lucky enough to do so, I would watch that and say, good job, honey. Very good scene.
45:28 Speaker 04 It's phenomenal the way funny men are able to manipulate the mind of a vulnerable young woman to be like, look at me, I'm in a diaper, I'm being lifted, but like in this naked, I'm getting, I pooped in my dipe. I'm being changed on TV and you're like, that's my man.
45:49 Brooke Averick? It's quite remarkable, isn't it?
45:52 Speaker 04 It really is interesting because if I, if I'm picturing like a female comedian.
45:56 Brooke Averick? Yes, exactly.
45:58 Speaker 04 Getting her poopy diaper changed, it's just like not, doesn't do the same thing.
46:01 Brooke Averick? Like me getting my poopy diaper changed and then breastfeeding like wouldn't do it for a guy and that's something I know for a fact.
46:07 Speaker 04 Personally, personally, if I were watching you in that scene, getting your poopy dipe changed, like I would personally need my dipe changed. I would be.
46:16 Brooke Averick? Dragatory.
46:17 Speaker 04 Peeing my pants laughing, like that would be, if you were able to pull that off.
46:21 Brooke Averick? Right, but you wouldn't be like turned on.
46:25 Speaker 04 Are you turned on by that?
46:26 Brooke Averick? Oh, no, I, no, that's a good point, but like I am looking at it like in, like with fondness, like I don't think, like with fondness, like wow, he's so brilliant, I love him, like yes, of course, a million times yes.
46:40 Speaker 04 Yes.
46:41 Brooke Averick? But like, no, I don't feel like it's a romantically charged moment.
46:45 Speaker 04 Okay, I mean, that's, that's the question.
46:47 Brooke Averick? So I guess what I'm saying is like, if I did that, that would be over. Like she's a 10, but she's a poopy dipe.
46:57 Brooke Averick? Like.
46:58 Speaker 04 And a soul patch.
46:59 Brooke Averick? Everyone would say, no, thank you, whereas Nathan, he's a 10, but he is a poopy dipe. All the girls are saying, hell, yes.
47:06 Speaker 04 Okay, for our next makeup episode.
47:11 Speaker 04 I think we, we should be transformed into each other, but I want, I want you to be me with a soul patch.
47:18 Brooke Averick? Like just physically or also like our personalities?
47:23 Speaker 04 No, no, no. Well, just as always, we're not even gonna acknowledge the costumes.
47:27 Brooke Averick? Okay.
47:27 Speaker 04 We're just gonna carry on as, as normal.
47:29 Brooke Averick? Okay.
47:30 Speaker 04 But we should be transformed into each other.
47:33 Brooke Averick? Okay, that sounds good.
47:34 Speaker 04 Okay. Oh my gosh, could we do it next week, Izzy?
47:37 Brooke Averick? Yeah, bring your blue lights and a hat. Yeah.
47:40 Speaker 04 Okay.
47:41 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
47:41 Speaker 04 Dana in the house. By the way, all, let's hear it in the comments. Izzy had a birthday this week.
47:51 Brooke Averick? Oh, she has a present, but she hasn't opened it yet. We were waiting for you.
47:55 Speaker 04 Oh my gosh.
47:56 Brooke Averick? So, well, we can do that later.
47:58 Speaker 04 Like next week?
47:59 Brooke Averick? No, like after the episode.
48:01 Speaker 04 Oh. Happy birthday, Izzy. We love you.
48:05 Brooke Averick? Also, this is a perfect example of Connor making things like so much more difficult than they have to be.
48:11 Speaker 04 Really quick, before, we need to preface what you told me last week, like with the moving situation, how I was like, why don't I, to save $6, why don't I pack up all of my belongings into boxes? Move them, by the way, 19 trips to and from a storage facility. I'll get the smaller storage unit because it's $20 cheaper a month. And I'll just stack the boxes 20 high.
48:38 Brooke Averick? And I won't have access to my belongings.
48:40 Speaker 04 And I won't have access to my belongings and I'll live out of a suitcase for months on damn end.
48:48 Brooke Averick? Like in your mind, in Connor's mind, that's just more efficient than like hiring a moving company.
48:52 Speaker 04 Than hiring movers and having all of my belongings move, you know?
48:57 Brooke Averick? So I say like, it really is remarkable, like, I wouldn't, like, I wouldn't even think to do that, but like, your brain like, is able to come up with the most difficult situations and choose that path.
49:10 Speaker 04 Thinking that I'm being efficient.
49:12 Brooke Averick? Yeah. So we were like talking about like what to get. Izzy decided on something and Connor was like, okay, great, I'll go to the store, get it because I can ask for it wrapped at the store and then I can bring it like in two weeks when I come. And I was like, I could also just order it and bring it to the studio.
49:37 Speaker 04 I said, I'll call the store here because I can go physically in person and pick it up. And then I can write a note with my hand. And you said, I can write a note with my hand? Ooh, and I'll be there this week. And I said, genius?
49:54 Brooke Averick? Like, you just didn't, like, going into the store was like, why?
49:58 Speaker 04 I don't know. I wish I knew, Brooke. I really, really, really do wish I knew. I
50:04 Brooke Averick? How's the therapy appointment scheduling going?
50:07 Speaker 04 I'm waiting for my assistant to start. Because it's been so long without a response from me. Been so long without a response that now I'm scared that she hates me.
50:17 Brooke Averick? Are you gonna do a different one?
50:20 Speaker 04 No, no, no. I'm gonna have my my assistant email her and be like, I'm so sorry, Connor's been been in a coma. He's been in a coma. Now he's brought me on to to catch up.
50:36 Brooke Averick? Okay.
50:37 Speaker 04 Because he's so far behind. Oh, Lord have mercy, you know? Oh, Lord have purse.
50:45 Brooke Averick? Lord have purse. Um, let me look. I have a notification on Hinge, sorry.
50:50 Speaker 04 Ooh, ooh, ooh. What is it? Who is it?
50:52 Brooke Averick? It's a like from someone like so scary.
50:57 Speaker 04 Right. I was also gonna say that, yet again, um, I Montezuma got his revenge.
51:06 Brooke Averick? Right now?
51:08 Speaker 04 No, in Mexico. I was thinking, since I'm not near the beach, like, I didn't feel like I was in Mexico so much. So I did drink a lot of tap water. Which is why, you may notice, I do have a bit of a jawline. It's because what goes in must come out.
51:23 Brooke Averick? That's true.
51:23 Speaker 04 When you're in, when you're in Mexico.
51:25 Brooke Averick? What did you mean when you wrote Conan O'Brien must go?
51:29 Speaker 04 You know, Conan O'Brien has a new show out.
51:33 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I did, but I haven't looked into it. Oh, I'm glad you're saying, I thought you meant like he like needs to go, which I would have fought you on because I love Conan.
51:43 Speaker 04 Conan's a treat.
51:44 Brooke Averick? He's a treat and a half.
51:46 Speaker 04 He needs a gym.
51:46 Brooke Averick? Yeah. What is his new show?
51:49 Speaker 04 He's essentially like Anthony Bourdain.
51:53 Speaker 04 I mean, in the loosest sense. He's going places like he must go to these places and he's like chatting with people and eating food and experiencing stuff. That's what I think it is.
52:07 Brooke Averick? That's great. That's what he did with Jordan Schlansky. I've told you about Jordan Schlansky, right?
52:15 Speaker 04 No.
52:16 Brooke Averick? It's his like, it's a producer. It was a, he was a producer on Conan when the show was around. And he has a, like a personality, almost like a Nathan Fielder-esque, like so dry and like maybe on the spectrum.
52:33 Speaker 04 Yes, yes.
52:34 Brooke Averick? And Conan and him would make videos just like doing different things.
52:40 Brooke Averick? It's my, it's like the best thing that exists on YouTube.
52:44 Speaker 04 That's a crazy throwback. We did watch.
52:45 Brooke Averick? Oh, yeah, we did watch them on the train, uh, talking about the bidet. Because Jordan insists that you need to use a bidet. Cause it like you, if you got a piece of, um, fecal matter on your arm, for example, you wouldn't just be satisfied wiping it off with a piece of toilet paper. Why are we satisfied doing that?
53:08 Speaker 04 I'm aligned. I'm aligned. I, I think truly
53:14 Speaker 04 America not having just like standard practice being a bidet is, is
53:18 Brooke Averick? He's so right.
53:21 Speaker 04 And barbarian.
53:22 Brooke Averick? He's so right. Like it's so insane. We would not be okay with just wiping that off of our arm with a piece of toilet paper.
53:31 Speaker 04 Why are we putting our fingers in our butt like in public?
53:36 Brooke Averick? How do you wipe?
53:39 Speaker 04 I put my whole.
53:42 Speaker 04 Finger in my, no, I wipe your, what do you mean? I'm not gonna talk about that.
53:47 Brooke Averick? Why are your fingers in your butt?
53:49 Speaker 04 They're not, they're not in my body. They're in my crack.
53:54 Brooke Averick? You made it sound like there was no barrier.
53:59 Speaker 04 Of course, there's a barrier.
54:02 Brooke Averick? Okay.
54:02 Speaker 04 Natural barrier.
54:05 Speaker 04 I didn't, I'm not saying, I'm, I'm, I'm, yeah, let's move on. This is like, and please do not, like, I, we've lost a couple of people there, I'm sure. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
54:17 Brooke Averick? Oh, my word.
54:20 Speaker 04 That was nasty. That was like one step beyond.
54:25 Brooke Averick? Yeah, it wasn't good. George Lantz, he started it, though.
54:30 Speaker 04 Well, no, we talked about bidets, but they should be like normalized everywhere. Um, thank you guys all for all your nominations for Webby's. We couldn't make it to the awards.
54:44 Brooke Averick? Wait, how do those even work?
54:47 Speaker 04 Brooke, I don't, I don't know. Like, I don't, I think we're doing pretty well. And then I see every podcaster in the world at the Webby's. Is he, if I, am I speaking out of turn? Like, did we?
54:59 Speaker 04 We didn't, we didn't hear from the Webby's, right?
55:01 Brooke Averick? No, there's no way.
55:04 Brooke Averick? You need to submit your work. Did we submit to the Webby's?
55:09 Brooke Averick? We didn't submit.
55:10 Speaker 04 Okay.
55:10 Brooke Averick? So that's fine.
55:12 Speaker 04 They can't hurt us if you can't fire me, we quit.
55:16 Brooke Averick? Exactly. Did you see that they're doing, um, a Golden Globe category for podcasts?
55:22 Speaker 04 Yes.
55:24 Brooke Averick? Well, we'll just do submissions for that instead, yeah.
55:27 Speaker 04 Yeah, I mean, we have a, that's what I looked like the whole time? Oh, my God.
55:34 Brooke Averick? What?
55:34 Speaker 04 Evan just showed me a preview of, of what I look like and I'm just.
55:38 Brooke Averick? You look formal.
55:39 Speaker 04 Absolutely hunched over like an ogre.
55:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, I mean, not Brooke and Connor when a GG.
55:48 Brooke Averick? That would be, could you imagine?
55:51 Speaker 04 Or be nominated, or at least.
55:52 Brooke Averick? I just wanna go.
55:53 Speaker 04 Come across their desk.
55:54 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
55:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, that would be-
55:57 Brooke Averick? Say I was nominated for a Golden Globe. There is no way. I think we should, we should try for the Webby's though.
56:03 Speaker 04 Maybe the Webby's one day for us.
56:04 Brooke Averick? Fingers crossed.
56:07 Brooke Averick? Have you heard of the movie Friendship? With Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd?
56:11 Speaker 04 Yeah, I was supposed to go last night, but my back spasmed.
56:14 Brooke Averick? You, I think you'll love it.
56:16 Speaker 04 You saw it?
56:17 Brooke Averick? I saw it.
56:18 Speaker 04 Damn.
56:19 Brooke Averick? It was like
56:22 Brooke Averick? so unique.
56:24 Speaker 04 Okay.
56:25 Brooke Averick? Like, it was just like Tim Robinson, so that makes sense. There was like not necessarily any direction. But I was laughing the whole time.
56:35 Speaker 04 So it's funny?
56:36 Brooke Averick? Yeah, but in a way that's like, what?
56:39 Speaker 04 That doesn't seem like you're, you're type beat.
56:42 Brooke Averick? No, I mean, it was it was like, almost like absurdist, which it was absurdist, which is like why I was laughing. Cause it's just, you have to. I think I liked it, but I'm not sure. I was laughing a lot. But when the credits rolled, I said, what?
56:59 Speaker 04 I don't know if I'm gonna like it.
57:01 Brooke Averick? I mean, boys that live in Silverlake are gonna eat it up like a Snickers.
57:08 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's, see, that's like not my groove.
57:10 Brooke Averick? Oh my God, my, my one and only would really love it, I think.
57:14 Speaker 04 Is he in Silverlake?
57:15 Brooke Averick? I don't know. I do, I would, I would assume.
57:18 Speaker 04 Oh my God, what?
57:21 Brooke Averick? I would, that would be my assumption, but I do not know.
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58:09 Speaker 04 I wanna talk to AI and figure out your type.
58:13 Brooke Averick? I'll send you, I'll send you what I have on my man.
58:17 Speaker 04 Oh my God. You keep making my Siri go off.
58:21 Brooke Averick? Why?
58:22 Speaker 04 I don't know. She keeps lighting up. Have you spoken with her recently?
58:27 Brooke Averick? Your Siri or my Siri or just any Siri?
58:30 Speaker 04 Any Siri. Have you spoken to Siri recently?
58:33 Brooke Averick? Spoke to her in my car today because I couldn't find my phone.
58:39 Speaker 04 Is she like good? She's gotten like really-
58:41 Brooke Averick? You think she's crashing out?
58:44 Speaker 04 She might be crashing. I really am like worried about her.
58:48 Brooke Averick? Why?
58:49 Speaker 04 She's like not working anymore. Like no one wants to work anymore, including Siri. She's not doing SWAT.
58:55 Brooke Averick? The Siri that I spoke to this morning was a young man.
58:59 Speaker 04 Oh, see like literally she got a substitute.
59:03 Brooke Averick? Siri's on sabbatical.
59:04 Speaker 04 Siri's out of office. I'm serious. Like, I was like, hey Siri, what's the temperature? And she was like, I don't know. She literally is like, you want me to ask ChatGPT? And I was like, no, like you have an app on the phone. I'm just in the shower. You know, like, please tell me the temperature.
59:23 Brooke Averick? I don't know if I have Siri even enabled on my phone. Hey Siri, do I have to unlock it first? Hey Siri.
59:30 Speaker 04 Press the side button.
59:31 Brooke Averick? Hi. She said, hi Brooke Averick, how can I help?
59:35 Speaker 04 What are you, how are you, are you typing to her?
59:37 Brooke Averick? No, I said, hi.
59:38 Speaker 04 Oh.
59:40 Brooke Averick? She said, hi Brooke Averick, how can I help? Do you know my middle name?
59:44 Speaker 04 Yeah.
59:45 Brooke Averick? What is it?
59:46 Speaker 04 Why am I spacing all of a sudden now that you asked that? I've said it hundreds of times on this podcast.
59:53 Speaker 04 It's like the most white girl name ever.
59:55 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
59:56 Speaker 04 But I can't, I'm like, I'm like spacing right now.
59:58 Brooke Averick? Really?
59:59 Speaker 04 Yeah. Oh my God. Hey Siri?
1:00:01 Brooke Averick? Google and see if you can find it.
1:00:02 Speaker 04 I know what it is, but I also don't want to say my thoughts and then like have it be wrong.
1:00:08 Brooke Averick? I actually am like very curious. Hey Siri, what is Brooke Averick's middle name?
1:00:15 Speaker 04 Oh my God, I can't. Brooke Averick.
1:00:17 Brooke Averick? Thank you so much.
1:00:21 Speaker 04 Like, why am I spacing?
1:00:23 Brooke Averick? Do you want the first letter?
1:00:24 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:00:24 Brooke Averick? H?
1:00:25 Speaker 04 A.
1:00:28 Brooke Averick? Asia? Is that what you said?
1:00:32 Speaker 04 Brooke, Asia, Averick. No, let's keep talking and I'll say it. I'll get it.
1:00:36 Brooke Averick? Okay. There's only like one O. I have to shit talk someone.
1:00:43 Speaker 04 Can we do it on the podcast?
1:00:44 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I don't know her name.
1:00:46 Speaker 04 Okay, cool. Awesome.
1:00:49 Brooke Averick? It's gonna get, it's gonna get back, because everything, here's the thing, everything always gets back.
1:00:56 Brooke Averick? I don't care.
1:00:58 Speaker 04 Just do.
1:00:59 Brooke Averick? I was going to an event
1:01:02 Brooke Averick? on Monday and I drove there and there was one, there was like, probably like two open spots in the parking lot. Okay, one spot I could not squeeze my car into. The other spot, there was a young woman taking videos of herself.
1:01:17 Speaker 04 Anna.
1:01:18 Brooke Averick? Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01:21 Speaker 04 Good lord, okay. Yes.
1:01:23 Brooke Averick? There was a young woman taking videos of herself. Her phone was propped on a car and she was in the open parking space. The only one that I could probably fit in.
1:01:32 Speaker 04 Sure.
1:01:33 Brooke Averick? I pull up.
1:01:37 Brooke Averick? Lock eyes. I turn my turn signal on. She doesn't even remotely think about stopping anytime soon.
1:01:45 Speaker 04 Is she, is she dancing?
1:01:47 Brooke Averick? Just like posing, like twirling, like lip, duck lipping.
1:01:52 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:01:53 Brooke Averick? I waited for maybe like
1:01:57 Brooke Averick? 60 seconds with my turn signal on, then had to turn into the compact spot, almost hit my mirror. She watched the whole thing. Like, I was in complete
1:02:10 Brooke Averick? disbelief at Black Mirror.
1:02:12 Speaker 04 Yep. Put that, go ahead and put that in the list of people up there with like, people that don't return their carts at the grocery store. People that don't, people that get dressed right in front of the TSA security thing instead of like taking it and moving out of the way.
1:02:26 Brooke Averick? I would be so mortified. I'm mortified filming things in public, but like, not only do you not give a shit, like. You couldn't possibly be bothered to let me park my car.
1:02:37 Speaker 04 That's tough. You should have just inched your way towards her and into the video.
1:02:41 Brooke Averick? I was, well, I had friends in the car, but I was like, I'll just hit her. And they were like, no, don't. Which is fair.
1:02:47 Speaker 04 No, don't. You're so sexy.
1:02:49 Brooke Averick? Hit her. She's too sexy. But like, I've actually been thinking about it a lot.
1:02:55 Speaker 04 No, don't hit her. She's filming.
1:02:57 Brooke Averick? Yeah. Oh, you know what? If I hit her, like, she would have gone viral.
1:03:01 Speaker 04 Yeah, I'm doing you a favor.
1:03:03 Brooke Averick? A favor, because lord help me.
1:03:06 Speaker 04 Lord knows she needs one.
1:03:08 Brooke Averick? Be too, though.
1:03:09 Speaker 04 I, I have to bring this up here and now because I think that it's breaking news.
1:03:13 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
1:03:13 Speaker 04 For you. There's a new rom com in the works. The two, the two main, the lovers, love interest?
1:03:21 Brooke Averick? Yeah.
1:03:21 Speaker 04 Emma Roberts.
1:03:22 Brooke Averick? Yeah, my twin.
1:03:24 Speaker 04 And Matt Rife. Oh, yeah. Emma Roberts and Matt Rife to star in romantic comedy Marriage Material.
1:03:35 Brooke Averick? Wow.
1:03:35 Speaker 04 Exclusive Variety Article Reports.
1:03:42 Speaker 04 Oh, from BuzzFeed Studios. Oh, my gosh, Emma. Oh, my gosh, Emma.
1:03:47 Brooke Averick? Is BuzzFeed Studios, like, do they make, like, feature films? Like, is this a feature?
1:03:53 Speaker 04 I really, the BuzzFeed went under, but I guess maybe not.
1:04:01 Brooke Averick? Well, let's watch the space.
1:04:03 Speaker 04 Okay. I really like, when I was sitting in the stew and I said I would kill for like, a watchable rom com within the next decade, you know, I think we're due for a rom com Renaissance. Not exactly what I meant. That's why when you're talking to the genie, you need to be very specific.
1:04:22 Brooke Averick? Right.
1:04:23 Speaker 04 You know?
1:04:24 Brooke Averick? Hey, you never know.
1:04:26 Speaker 04 You dare.
1:04:27 Brooke Averick? There could be, there could be a really good one coming in the next 10 years.
1:04:30 Speaker 04 I really need to keep an open mind, but instead of like, immediately like, fuck this, fuck you, fuck BuzzFeed Studios, like, I'm mad at the world. You're all wrong, miscast. Emma Roberts would have been amazing with, and let me think on it for a second. Emma Roberts and, got it. Who's that British man that was in everything for like?
1:04:53 Brooke Averick? Leo Whatall?
1:04:54 Speaker 04 Yep, those two.
1:04:55 Brooke Averick? He, he should be in everything.
1:04:57 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:04:58 Brooke Averick? So, yeah, agreed.
1:05:00 Speaker 04 That would have been really great. But alas, we got biceps in the building and that'll do two.
1:05:08 Brooke Averick? Yeah, I'll definitely be watching the space.
1:05:11 Speaker 04 Yeah, are you gonna watch it?
1:05:12 Brooke Averick? I'll watch the space.
1:05:17 Speaker 04 Just for the sake of old times, it's Cannes Week. Cannes Lions, the film festival that me and Brooke thought we were invited to about a year or two ago. And we were begging to go because everyone was being invited and we said, we would love, we'd really love to go. We just want to put it out there that we'd love to go to the film festival in the south of France. And we'd really love to go to Cannes. An email comes across our desk. You and Brooke, Brooke and you are invited to Cannes. Get, pack your bags, you're going to Cannes, baby. I'm texting everyone, I'm texting Brooke all cat.
1:06:00 Speaker 04 Oh my God, we did it, we got invited to the south of France. Yeah, go ahead and read that a little closer, sound it out real slow. You've been invited to the grand opening of Raising Canes.
1:06:13 Speaker 04 You've been invited to Canes in Times Square.
1:06:15 Brooke Averick? But you know what, to some people, that's just as good as the film festival in the south of France.
1:06:22 Speaker 04 Listen, if you've ever, if, if you've ever had Canes, you know.
1:06:25 Brooke Averick? You know that it's just as good, if not better.
1:06:27 Speaker 04 Way better and it's a shorter trip.
1:06:29 Brooke Averick? Yeah, so.
1:06:30 Speaker 04 And I have been to the Canes in Times Square.
1:06:33 Brooke Averick? It's so good.
1:06:34 Speaker 04 Had a panic attack there.
1:06:36 Brooke Averick? Well, yeah, Times Square.
1:06:39 Speaker 04 Well, yeah, it was, it was, it was overstimulating and then who else besides a DJ with subwoofers pulls up, sets up shop. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, inside. And then of course, there's a mom with like four kids on vacation and she's going like this.
1:07:03 Speaker 04 Dancing to every song because it was like remixes of like seventy songs and she's like, "Dip it in the sauce. You're having so much fun in New York." Uh, I was a little, I was a little overstimulated and I'm just sitting there watching like, "Give me back to God's country."
1:07:20 Brooke Averick? Like, hey, I get it. Um, okay. Well, it was really nice catching up with you.
1:07:26 Speaker 04 It's, it's been really special and in the bonus, um, we'll touch on many things. Love, laughter, the pursuit of happiness. And in, we're gonna have a special guest in the, in the bonus episode because my maintenance guys are coming back over.
1:07:43 Brooke Averick? Woo!
1:07:44 Speaker 04 They are coming back over. We've got a crisis over here.
1:07:49 Brooke Averick? I'm looking forward to meeting them.
1:07:50 Speaker 04 AC went out, so they will be installing that in the other room. All right. Thank you guys for listening.
1:07:56 Brooke Averick? My AC exploded in the middle of the night. We'll talk about in the bonus.
1:07:59 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:08:00 Brooke Averick? Okay.
1:08:01 Speaker 04 AC is such a bitch. Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you next week in person. So that's exciting. Bye.
1:08:09 Brooke Averick? Bye.
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