The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:25Speaker 01

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• 2:02Speaker 04

  Buddy, welcome to the Adam Friedland Show. This is January, January 13th. That's a good, isn't that, that's a, is that a day? What is that day? It's the 7th day, a week after January 6th. Okay, but is it like a, isn't January 13th like a special day?

• 2:23Speaker 05

  That's somebody's birthday.

• 2:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think it's Beyonce's birthday.

• 2:27Speaker 05

  Is that Beyonce's birthday?

• 2:28Speaker 04

  I, I think so. Uh, joining us today is Mandel?

• 2:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:35Speaker 04

  Mandel.

• 2:36Speaker 05

  Just Mandel, bro.

• 2:37Speaker 04

  Oh, you don't have a last name?

• 2:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, just going artist with it.

• 2:40Speaker 04

  Okay, cool.

• 2:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, full-blown, man.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  Was there like another Mandel? And so you didn't want to?

• 2:45Speaker 05

  No, it's, it's really-

• 2:46Speaker 04

  Mandel's a Jewish name, though.

• 2:47Speaker 05

  Really?

• 2:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's like a Hasid name.

• 2:50Speaker 05

  Interesting, cuz it's really the, the Mandel man. I really am the Mandel man, but then people find that too ridiculous, so it just became Mandel.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  What's Mandel man?

• 3:00Speaker 05

  Uh, I'm just a Mandel man.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  But like, what does that mean?

• 3:04Speaker 05

  Oh, Mandel means man sandal.

• 3:07Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 3:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:09Speaker 04

  But is that any different than, like, what kind, what is a man sandal?

• 3:12Speaker 05

  Like the closed-toe sandal that like, somebody like will barbecue in.

• 3:18Speaker 04

  Oh, like a slipper?

• 3:19Speaker 05

  No, but it's, it, no, you can go sling back or slide in with it.

• 3:23Speaker 04

  Like a croc?

• 3:24Speaker 05

  No, kinda, more leather, more like a Stacy Adams, like a leather type shoe.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 3:32Speaker 05

  You get what I'm saying, like a, like something that you would wear with a-

• 3:34Speaker 04

  But you're not, you're wearing Forces.

• 3:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I mean, we, as artists, we ever changing, man.

• 3:39Speaker 04

  Got it, that's a good point. Are you gonna change your name to-

• 3:41Speaker 05

  Artists, we always changing, bro.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  To Force?

• 3:43Speaker 05

  Mmm, that's hard.

• 3:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, you should make a Mandel Force.

• 3:47Speaker 05

  Man, I wanna do a, I wanna do a Mandel with an air bubble in it, like the Air Max.

• 3:52Speaker 04

  Okay. Not like the Reebok pump.

• 3:55Speaker 05

  Nah, you don't wanna, you don't wanna, man, the way my feet swell up- I can't, I need all the room in the middle as I can have, bro.

• 4:03Speaker 04

  They're called type twos, Air Force type twos.

• 4:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, that beat is gonna get you, bro. For sure.

• 4:12Speaker 04

  Uh, I came in. What is Air Force Two? That's the vice president's plane.

• 4:16Speaker 05

  That, that's also a shoe as well.

• 4:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 4:19Speaker 05

  They had the Air Force One, they had, they came out the Air Force Twos around like maybe two thousand eleven, ten.

• 4:26Speaker 04

  And they were cheaper, they were like shittier?

• 4:28Speaker 05

  Nah, they were just, they tried to like.

• 4:29Speaker 04

  They were buying.

• 4:30Speaker 05

  Increase the sale, you know what I'm saying? But people weren't going for real.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  Yeah. There was no one waiting in line for a drop.

• 4:36Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  Have you ever waited in line for a drop?

• 4:39Speaker 05

  Nah, I've never been that cool, bro.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  I see people all around New York doing that all the time. So you're an Atlanta comic?

• 4:45Speaker 05

  I'm from Atlanta.

• 4:46Speaker 04

  You're from Atlanta, you're in town doing some spots?

• 4:48Speaker 05

  Doing some shows, man, just trying to, uh, be my best self, but I don't think I could move here, man, the. They really, it's not built for fat people.

• 5:01Speaker 04

  That's true. Yeah, it is true. The people are smaller.

• 5:05Speaker 05

  It, they, they really using every crack and crevice.

• 5:08Speaker 04

  I kinda think the obesity problem in America is because we have so much space. Cause you go to Europe and it's all small, like it's not, if you got fat there, you would get stuck. And like in between like your mailbox and your neighbors.

• 5:20Speaker 05

  Oh, I've been getting stuck for sure. You're correct, bro. I had.

• 5:23Speaker 04

  You can't fit in a Fiat also in Europe, you know? Also, we got rid of phone booths.

• 5:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, you gotta get, you gotta stuff it all in. I was at my homeboy crib. This one, I knew I couldn't stay here. I was at my homeboy crib last time. And I had, uh, the toilet seats aren't built for the amount of torque. I'mma put on.

• 5:46Speaker 04

  They have Atlanta style toilet seats.

• 5:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, bruh.

• 5:49Speaker 04

  Tell us about the toilet seats in Atlanta.

• 5:52Speaker 05

  They, I mean, they just built, they, they, they, they, they built for real bodies, man. I mean, like, I had got up off that toilet seat at my homeboy crib. It came with me, bro.

• 6:02Speaker 04

  It shifted.

• 6:03Speaker 05

  But it was wobbly when I got on there. So you had to have your own balance.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  That's also, that's like the easiest thing to fix.

• 6:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Speaker 04

  When you go into somebody's house and they have a loose toilet seat.

• 6:14Adam Friedland?

  You screwing the.

• 6:14Speaker 05

  Nah, bro, that's New York style.

• 6:16Speaker 04

  You're missing some kind of mat. Not my house.

• 6:18Speaker 05

  For real? Yours tied on there?

• 6:19Speaker 04

  I got, when I moved into my apartment, I immediately, I took that fucking plastic shit, the landlord had off there. I went and I got myself a nice wood toilet.

• 6:27Speaker 05

  That's hard, bro.

• 6:28Adam Friedland?

  That's a, that's a nice look.

• 6:29Speaker 04

  And I heat it up. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, a, a tank of map gas.

• 6:33Speaker 05

  Fire.

• 6:34Speaker 04

  Sitting next to the toilet and before I'd take a dump, I'd just.

• 6:38Speaker 05

  That's, yeah.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  You ever go to like a nice cocktail bar?

• 6:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  When they make like a drink that requires fire?

• 6:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:44Speaker 04

  That, that's sort of the setup. I throw the, I throw the toilet paper over my shoulder and then I fucking, I light up the toilet paper.

• 6:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, for sure.

• 6:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:53Speaker 05

  I ain't gonna lie, bro, like, I'm not.

• 6:55Speaker 04

  I spin the can in the air and throw it in the back. Halftime, I shit all over myself.

• 6:59Adam Friedland?

  That's a good idea, man.

• 7:01Speaker 04

  I'm wasting like fucking eight thousand, thousand dollars a week on tuxedos.

• 7:05Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:06Speaker 04

  Do my cocktail bar bathroom again.

• 7:08Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you're like a flair bartender.

• 7:10Speaker 05

  I ain't gonna lie, bro, sorry. But I'm not making this a, I sat on bro toilet and it came with me.

• 7:16Speaker 04

  The seat got stuck to you?

• 7:17Speaker 05

  Like when I, when I got up, the toilet came, the toilet seat came with me.

• 7:20Speaker 04

  Now, that's, obviously the toilet seat was loose, but that's more of a, it was a plastic seat, was it not?

• 7:25Speaker 05

  It came up with me.

• 7:26Speaker 04

  So the plastic, it chemically bonds you, cause we all, we're filled with microplastic.

• 7:30Speaker 05

  I don't know if it was a suction thing or what, but.

• 7:32Adam Friedland?

  It's not suction, right? It could have been your pants.

• 7:34Speaker 04

  It's a chemical bond.

• 7:35Speaker 05

  I had to, I had to order him another one on Uber Eats.

• 7:38Adam Friedland?

  You got it.

• 7:39Speaker 05

  I ordered one on Uber Eats.

• 7:41Speaker 04

  Uber shits?

• 7:42Speaker 05

  No, I'm for real. I ordered it from Home Depot. Home Depot right now.

• 7:46Adam Friedland?

  I got, I, I ordered Settlers of Catan the other day, the board game on Uber Eats.

• 7:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:51Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. You can get Target. Target delivers on Uber Eats.

• 7:54Speaker 04

  They used to have like Prime Now. You remember that?

• 7:56Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 7:56Speaker 04

  That shit was awesome.

• 7:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:58Speaker 04

  It'd be like fucking, like 10 PM and I was like, I'm gonna play Luigi's Mansion.

• 8:03Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I get video games anytime I want, yeah, sitting at home.

• 8:07Speaker 05

  What's the wildest thing you order on Uber Eats?

• 8:09Speaker 04

  I've never used Uber Eats, I thought it was for food.

• 8:11Adam Friedland?

  Oh, sorry, I lied, I got it on DoorDash, I actually, I shouldn't have lied to you.

• 8:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, I use Seamless when I do food delivery.

• 8:18Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, that's a New York thing.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  I've been ordering from the same chicken spot like fucking, like three nights a week.

• 8:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:25Adam Friedland?

  Which spot, that Peruvian?

• 8:27Speaker 04

  No, it's just called The Chicken Stop or something, I have no idea, but you get like a fucking, you get a shit ton of chicken breasts and a couple of drumsticks. It's pretty cheap.

• 8:36Speaker 05

  That's the thing about New York, man, y'all be having them foods, man.

• 8:40Speaker 04

  There's also, there's a Japanese place I found on Seamless that I think there's like a mistake on their menu.

• 8:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  And they have, um, you know, they're like, they're called like dragon boats or something, it's like seventy-two pieces of sushi.

• 8:51Speaker 05

  Mmm.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  And it's like thirty-five dollars. So even with, with tip and like everything, it's like I pay like forty-five bucks to get.

• 9:00Adam Friedland?

  Like a Super Bowl party amount.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, insane amount, now they're red, they're à la carte shit, like if you got any one of those individual rolls, they're like twelve dollars each. But for whatever reason, there's this thing, so it's like if I want sushi, I get like a sushi for the fucking week.

• 9:13Speaker 05

  See, and that's the thing, that's the type of stuff that a person will tell you and try to convince you to move here.

• 9:19Speaker 04

  I'm not trying to convince you to move here.

• 9:20Speaker 05

  No, I'm just saying in general.

• 9:22Adam Friedland?

  Is he selling you? Nah, nah, man.

• 9:24Speaker 04

  You come here, you'll be ordering it four times a day, they're like, what the hell's go, why are we losing all this goddamn money?

• 9:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  Stay in Atlanta. They made for the shoe, my advice to you is make the slippers I told you about.

• 9:35Speaker 05

  Nah, they gotta be sling bags, he's gotta be sling bags.

• 9:38Speaker 04

  Four weeks, you'll be on Shark Tank, you'll be one of the guys on Shark Tank.

• 9:42Speaker 05

  Cause here, y'all be like.

• 9:43Speaker 04

  You'll be a young man that comes on and he says it's a toilet seat that doesn't get stuck to your ass, and the other sharks are like, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and you're like eighty billion dollars.

• 9:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, bro.

• 9:52Adam Friedland?

  I think. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful.

• 9:54Speaker 05

  I think it's, I think you got a plan, bro, I mean, I just think they be on some like, I feel like y'all big on the like, it's a spot down the street with Kazakistan hot dogs, you know?

• 10:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, we say that kind of stuff all the time, actually, yeah.

• 10:07Speaker 05

  And it's just like, okay, bro, like. That's, that's not worth more rent.

• 10:11Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but you have to do it for girls. If they wanna go to Queens for a Kazakh hot dog, you gotta be like, yeah, that sounds like an adventure.

• 10:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:19Adam Friedland?

  But you're just-

• 10:19Speaker 05

  Where y'all be finding this stuff?

• 10:21Adam Friedland?

  Uh, sometimes Instagram reels. Yeah, yeah.

• 10:25Speaker 04

  I don't really find it. I don't know about it. I've never heard of Kazakhstan hot dogs.

• 10:29Adam Friedland?

  It's a, well, it's not a real thing, but yeah.

• 10:31Speaker 04

  I don't need it. I gotta, I have-

• 10:33Adam Friedland?

  Brooklyn.

• 10:33Speaker 04

  I have a life hack, free unlimited sushi. I'm like living, I've got like a cheap coat.

• 10:38Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 10:38Adam Friedland?

  But I have to, I have to impress a woman that's like into that.

• 10:42Speaker 05

  For real?

• 10:43Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, well, the nice thing is Queens is, it's technically the most diverse place in the world.

• 10:47Speaker 05

  Really?

• 10:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, like, they're like, uh, you can go down a city block and there's like three different languages being spoken. But there's like, there's like, uh, what are you doing?

• 10:56Speaker 05

  Oh, my, I mean to strike out.

• 10:58Adam Friedland?

  What is that?

• 10:58Speaker 04

  He's got little candies in there, little Reese's mini cups that he's, he drinks his Reese's.

• 11:02Adam Friedland?

  What is that?

• 11:04Speaker 04

  He's drinking some Reese's.

• 11:05Adam Friedland?

  What are you having, dude?

• 11:06Speaker 05

  Nah, good, man, just some lemons, man.

• 11:08Adam Friedland?

  You go around with slices of lemon in a ziplock?

• 11:12Speaker 04

  That's, that's just as funny as a Reese's.

• 11:14Adam Friedland?

  Are you doing a physical comedy?

• 11:15Speaker 04

  No, this is like, it's a southern thing.

• 11:16Adam Friedland?

  Man, was that a thing about you?

• 11:17Speaker 05

  I drink a lot of water, bro, so I-

• 11:19Speaker 04

  This is like William Faulkner would do this.

• 11:21Speaker 05

  Nah, I be trying to drink, I be drinking a lot of water, so I bring my own lemon sometimes just in case people don't have it.

• 11:25Speaker 04

  It's, it's southern hospitality, Adam.

• 11:27Adam Friedland?

  My grandfather, he got a girlfriend for like, after my grandmother died. And she, she sent me to go get her water and she sent me back because it didn't have lemon. And I was like, Rebecca, you're a bitch. I hate.

• 11:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, bro.

• 11:39Adam Friedland?

  You're not my real grandma.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  You should get a holster with a crazy straw in it.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  Man, that'd be hard.

• 11:43Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 11:44Speaker 05

  I just like to hydrate, man.

• 11:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:46Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 11:49Speaker 05

  I like to hydrate a little bit. You want some?

• 11:50Adam Friedland?

  Why are you so anti-New York? You're like, telling us the-

• 11:53Speaker 05

  I'm not anti-New York. I like New York.

• 11:55Adam Friedland?

  I just think that you do well here.

• 11:56Speaker 04

  Can I ask you, is this your Evian water?

• 11:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is me as well, man.

• 11:59Speaker 04

  Do you like Evian? Evian was like the original bottled water.

• 12:02Adam Friedland?

  How'd you do like that ship in the, in the bottle?

• 12:05Speaker 04

  He built it. He built, he grew the lemons in there and then cut them.

• 12:08Adam Friedland?

  That looks too big to get in.

• 12:09Speaker 05

  Y'all asking, y'all asking some skills, man, bro.

• 12:12Adam Friedland?

  I feel like you have very particular things about you. That you can now list on our podcast and we can, uh- We can enjoy.

• 12:19Speaker 05

  I'm I'mma be honest with y'all, bro.

• 12:21Adam Friedland?

  What are your, what are your most strange tics?

• 12:23Speaker 04

  Well, where I was going with that is it was like the first one and everyone's like, oh, wow, bottled water, great. And then, you know, Aquafina came out and Dasani and all the other ones.

• 12:33Speaker 05

  Dasani twisted.

• 12:33Speaker 04

  Well, it's.

• 12:34Adam Friedland?

  That's McDonald's water.

• 12:35Speaker 04

  There's a viscosity to Evian that I don't, I don't particularly care for.

• 12:39Adam Friedland?

  It's a thick water.

• 12:40Speaker 05

  Evian is one of the best ones.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  Well, it's like drinking like baby oil.

• 12:43Adam Friedland?

  It's thick water.

• 12:44Speaker 05

  Ah, you got it twisted. So Dasani is actually flat Sprite. I went to the Coca-Cola factory and I found out it's the flat Sprite that they don't sell.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah, but it's still, I mean, that just.

• 12:56Speaker 05

  You like Dasani?

• 12:57Speaker 04

  It's not the flat Sprite, it's the water that goes into making the soda.

• 13:01Speaker 05

  Nah, you didn't go to the factory, bro. I'mma show you the.

• 13:04Speaker 04

  Well, of course I didn't go to the factory, I just understand on principle that Sprite needs water.

• 13:09Adam Friedland?

  But here him out, he went to the factory, yeah.

• 13:11Speaker 05

  So check this out, but you know what Dasani is for real?

• 13:14Speaker 04

  Water.

• 13:15Speaker 05

  So, not, yeah, but like, it's not from nowhere. So like, Dasani is wherever you at, they take that, they take that water.

• 13:25Adam Friedland?

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:25Speaker 05

  And then they put rocks in it.

• 13:27Speaker 04

  They sent it to Neil deGrasse Tyson, he does reverse osmosis on it.

• 13:31Adam Friedland?

  What do they do with the rocks?

• 13:32Speaker 05

  They put it in there.

• 13:34Adam Friedland?

  To, but not.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  They run it through.

• 13:37Adam Friedland?

  Part of the, oh, yeah, like a, like purification, it's purified water.

• 13:40Speaker 05

  Nah, like, it's a, it's a basket of rocks, they pour the water in there and they let it drizzle into the, into the bottle.

• 13:46Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 13:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, bro, it's twisted.

• 13:48Speaker 04

  That's what Brita is, you ever open up one of those filters?

• 13:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's just like a charcoal.

• 13:51Speaker 04

  And stuff in there.

• 13:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 13:53Speaker 05

  What's your favorite bottled water?

• 13:56Speaker 04

  Probably the Essentia.

• 13:59Adam Friedland?

  No, but that's purified crap, dude, I'm a spring boy.

• 14:01Speaker 05

  Essentia, that's your favorite?

• 14:03Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, I just drink tap water.

• 14:04Speaker 05

  Oh, man.

• 14:06Speaker 04

  I drink, I drink probably a gallon and a half of tap water a day.

• 14:08Speaker 05

  Really?

• 14:09Adam Friedland?

  The tap water's good in New York, not trying to sell you or anything.

• 14:12Speaker 04

  I drank it even when I'm on the road.

• 14:13Speaker 05

  You say good as, what you mean good as a good?

• 14:14Speaker 04

  Extended stay recently and I was just drinking it out of the faucet. I was putting my head on the faucet and drinking out of it.

• 14:20Speaker 05

  That's hard, bro, I couldn't do it. That's the one thing I can't.

• 14:24Speaker 04

  A hose, I love a good hose. You see somebody didn't lock their shit up outside of their house?

• 14:28Adam Friedland?

  I love this shit that's like.

• 14:30Speaker 04

  Especially right now in LA, I'd be going crazy.

• 14:34Adam Friedland?

  Free hose.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  People are fucking all their abandoned properties. I'm running up, I'm grabbing the hose. I can't get caught on fire because I'm filled with water.

• 14:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:43Adam Friedland?

  That's true.

• 14:43Speaker 05

  That's hard, bro. I think, I, I mean, bro, I think like, I ain't drunk out of a hose since I was like, seven.

• 14:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 14:50Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 14:51Adam Friedland?

  You don't wait, because it's, you don't want to even be caught. Because someone might.

• 14:55Speaker 05

  I think now they could be like, bro, this cat outside of my house.

• 14:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 15:00Speaker 05

  Wait, I'm confused.

• 15:01Adam Friedland?

  If someone sees you drink out of a hose, they might be like, you know, call you gay for it or something.

• 15:05Speaker 04

  Do gay people do that? They drink out of hoses?

• 15:07Adam Friedland?

  No, because the hose is technically like a, you know, penis, like a tubular, like a penis.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  It's a hose, it's a garden hose.

• 15:14Adam Friedland?

  People call their cock, their, I got their hose sometimes, you know.

• 15:18Speaker 05

  See, I'm from a different place, bro. I never heard of it.

• 15:21Adam Friedland?

  Deep south. That's what LA is good for. You'll find some of those people.

• 15:24Speaker 05

  They be doing it. They got, they got press kits.

• 15:27Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, you'll have a, you'll have a, you'll have a deck of.

• 15:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love words like that.

• 15:32Adam Friedland?

  Deck, yeah. IP, IP is good, yeah. Yeah.

• 15:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, shout out Insane Clown Posse.

• 15:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, exactly, exactly. Wait, how'd you fit those lemons in that bottle though? It's crazy.

• 15:43Speaker 05

  In this one, man?

• 15:44Adam Friedland?

  It looks like they're too big.

• 15:46Speaker 05

  It's an art form, man. You gotta, you gotta be one with the bottle.

• 15:51Speaker 05

  That's the problem. Y'all trying to force the bottle to do stuff, instead of allowing the bottle to be what it is. You get what I'm saying?

• 15:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, that makes sense to me.

• 15:59Speaker 05

  You gotta redefine yourself around it.

• 16:01Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 16:01Speaker 04

  I guess I've just, I've just never tried that, so I don't know. I've been, I've been able to, I've been able to put, like, lemon wedges into a beer.

• 16:07Speaker 05

  Mmm.

• 16:08Speaker 04

  Yeah. So I don't.

• 16:10Speaker 05

  You got a bottle around here? I got more lemons if you want to.

• 16:13Speaker 04

  Well, there's a bottle right there.

• 16:14Speaker 05

  But, but I'm still drinking that is.

• 16:15Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 16:16Speaker 05

  I could, I could take this down.

• 16:17Speaker 04

  I don't really like lemons in my water. I like straight water, yeah.

• 16:20Speaker 05

  Straight, you like it straight up and down?

• 16:21Speaker 04

  I don't like an infused water or anything, yeah. Just, just water. I need to hydrate. I can feel myself leaking all the time.

• 16:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:30Speaker 04

  And I want to replace.

• 16:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:32Speaker 04

  What's leaking out of me.

• 16:33Speaker 05

  That's real.

• 16:34Speaker 04

  Mm.

• 16:35Speaker 05

  What you be leaking?

• 16:36Speaker 04

  Sweat, piss.

• 16:38Speaker 05

  That's hard, bro.

• 16:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:39Speaker 05

  I be wanting to sweat so bad. I don't piss fire like that.

• 16:43Speaker 04

  Really? Well, you probably adapted with living in Atlanta, it's so hot.

• 16:47Speaker 05

  I said, I got thyroid issue.

• 16:49Speaker 04

  Oh, you do? Is that you drink a lot of water because of it?

• 16:51Speaker 05

  Nah, I think I just drink a lot of water on some like.

• 16:54Speaker 04

  It's quite healthy to do that.

• 16:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, it just make me feel like I'm doing something healthy.

• 16:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, I I feel that way too when I'm drinking water, like I'm do- like I'm a good boy. I feel like I'm like I'm being a good boy.

• 17:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had, I was about to say.

• 17:07Speaker 04

  I could, well, I spend probably two and a half hours a day in a sauna.

• 17:11Speaker 05

  Really?

• 17:11Speaker 04

  I take multiple sauna trips, sometimes up to five hours.

• 17:15Speaker 05

  So you like a health dude?

• 17:17Speaker 04

  No, I just like the sauna.

• 17:18Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 17:19Speaker 04

  I like the heat, I'm like a lizard.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  What you be in the sauna doing?

• 17:23Speaker 04

  I was just in the sauna before this started, that's where I came from.

• 17:25Speaker 05

  Really?

• 17:26Speaker 04

  He takes business meetings with the Japanese in there, yeah. Yeah.

• 17:31Speaker 05

  And you be, and so, does sauna smell weird?

• 17:34Speaker 04

  Um, no, it smells like cedar.

• 17:37Speaker 05

  Really?

• 17:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:39Adam Friedland?

  The dry sauna is like, has like wood paneling and stuff, it's quite nice.

• 17:43Speaker 05

  I've never been in a sauna before.

• 17:44Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 17:45Adam Friedland?

  You should come for a schmitz with us.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  This was, it was new to me, I didn't, until like last year, I never really, so I would go in, I would go to the gym and I would go in for like thirty seconds, I'm like, Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you do this? And then I went, like I started forcing myself, so I do like three minutes and then four minutes. And my heart rate would get all fucked up and I'd feel faint. And then after a while, like you just get, you know, more and more used to it, now I can sit, now I can sit in there forty-five minutes. And you feel great after.

• 18:12Speaker 05

  Really?

• 18:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, clears your head of everything.

• 18:15Speaker 05

  I just can't do no belly reveal like that in front of folks.

• 18:18Adam Friedland?

  Do you not take your shirt off at the pool?

• 18:20Speaker 05

  No, no, I might put on more clothes, honestly.

• 18:24Adam Friedland?

  Really? I had a friend like that with a chest cavity.

• 18:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:27Adam Friedland?

  And he, who also had to keep his, his shirt on when we were kids.

• 18:30Speaker 05

  I'm going tuxedo swimming with it.

• 18:32Adam Friedland?

  Really? Full tux?

• 18:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, you gotta not care about that shit, that's what the sauna is good for.

• 18:37Speaker 05

  Is popping the shirt?

• 18:38Speaker 04

  You're like, just going in there, you're fucking, you're like, damn, I look like fucking shit and I don't care.

• 18:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:44Speaker 04

  You know, it's dark, what does it matter?

• 18:46Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and you also see like an old, fat Russian man that has a worse body than you.

• 18:51Speaker 05

  What's the small talk in there?

• 18:54Speaker 04

  What's the small talk?

• 18:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, what do y'all talking about?

• 18:56Speaker 04

  Me, honestly, it's about other, it's about other saunas. I've gotten into like nine conversations with guys in saunas.

• 19:02Adam Friedland?

  About building your own?

• 19:03Speaker 04

  Other saunas that we've been to, like, around the country, like, oh, that's a great sauna. You been to that gym? That's an amazing gym.

• 19:10Speaker 05

  So that's their hobby?

• 19:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, you talk, yeah, that's, yeah, you just talk about sauna.

• 19:14Adam Friedland?

  Max is building one in his backyard right now, and he's been going on R slash, like, sauna. And there's like a, there's a guy who's, I think he's always been a mystery, but he wrote like the book on it. And they've, to, to all these guys that do DIY saunas, he's like their, uh, he's the goat.

• 19:32Speaker 04

  In fucking Finland, they have like a world series of sauna. And it's insane, because they crank the heat up to like two hundred and twenty degrees. And then the champions can, they can only go in there for like five minutes at a time, because it's so hot. And then they come out with like third degree burns on their faces. Because like the air they're exhaling is burning their nose and their lips and stuff. And, uh.

• 19:55Adam Friedland?

  What do they get, like, two hundred dollars or something?

• 19:57Speaker 04

  I think they win a sauna. And then, but there's a, yeah, they had to like, a couple of years ago, they had to like stop it because, like, some guy.

• 20:06Adam Friedland?

  Died?

• 20:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, some guy got pretty close to dying, or he died or something. Yeah, it's crazy. You look at the picture of these guys coming out, and they just have like blisters all over their face, like, I did it! I won this sauna! I win the win, you know, and it's like, just get into cuckoo clocks, man. I don't understand, you got other options.

• 20:24Speaker 05

  What the word sauna mean? Like, what language is that?

• 20:27Speaker 04

  I think it's Finnish.

• 20:28Speaker 05

  And, and it translates to?

• 20:31Speaker 04

  Hot room.

• 20:31Speaker 05

  Hot room?

• 20:32Adam Friedland?

  Hot room.

• 20:33Speaker 04

  I think, well, it translates to sauna.

• 20:36Speaker 05

  Wait, so sauna ain't no?

• 20:37Speaker 04

  It doesn't translate, yeah, it doesn't translate to anything, because we just use their word. You know what I mean?

• 20:43Speaker 05

  But I'm saying, sauna, the root of it gotta be something like hot room.

• 20:46Adam Friedland?

  The etymology is something.

• 20:48Speaker 05

  Like, they didn't look at, they didn't create that was like, sauna.

• 20:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think they did.

• 20:52Speaker 05

  For real?

• 20:52Speaker 04

  In the same way that it's like, you know, I mean, I'm trying to think, what's an American, or a thing in English that doesn't have, like a, like, uh. It's like saying, yeah, what does Trump translate to?

• 21:03Speaker 05

  But like dumbbell is, makes sense, like, it's.

• 21:07Speaker 04

  A dumbbell?

• 21:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:09Speaker 04

  But they have a name for that in other languages. If in Turkey, they called it a dumbbell. Like in the Turkish language, they were like. Kakajajj, p-p-p-p-pi, kakaj, dumbbell.

• 21:19Adam Friedland?

  Have you heard it?

• 21:21Speaker 05

  What language is this again?

• 21:22Adam Friedland?

  Turkish. Yeah.

• 21:24Speaker 04

  And they said dumbbell, they, they wouldn't be like, well, what does dumbbell mean in English? That doesn't mean, or what is it, what does that translate to in Turkish? And they're like, it doesn't translate, we just call it the word it's supposed to be.

• 21:35Adam Friedland?

  He's really smart, dude.

• 21:36Speaker 05

  No, that makes sense. That makes sense what you were saying, man. Like sneaker, that's another one where you get the root in it.

• 21:43Adam Friedland?

  That is a funny word, actually, sneaker.

• 21:45Speaker 05

  Sneaker.

• 21:46Speaker 04

  Sneakers now, sneakers now global, though. Everybody says sneakers. Nobody says. Yeah, nobody says.

• 21:52Adam Friedland?

  They say trainers.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Tennis shoes anymore.

• 21:54Adam Friedland?

  They say trainers in the UK.

• 21:57Speaker 05

  I like that better.

• 21:58Adam Friedland?

  Trainers?

• 22:00Speaker 05

  I like that better.

• 22:06Adam Friedland?

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• 22:29Speaker 04

  Pretty sad you can't like raise a tree.

• 22:33Speaker 05

  Elaborate.

• 22:34Speaker 04

  Well, you know, if you had a seed, right, and you're like, I'm gonna plant a tree in my backyard, you'll be dead before the time.

• 22:39Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 22:40Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 22:41Speaker 04

  You know, you can't be like, that's my, that's my son.

• 22:43Adam Friedland?

  But if you get buried underneath it, then you like become like part of the.

• 22:47Speaker 04

  You can't get buried underneath it.

• 22:49Speaker 05

  They are doing that now.

• 22:49Adam Friedland?

  You could get, you could become part of the soil.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  You can get buried and then they can put a seed on top of you, but you're already dead at that point.

• 22:55Adam Friedland?

  No, I'm saying afterwards. What?

• 22:58Speaker 05

  This is a real thing. Ya, ya ain't see them caskets? Where they put you in an egg now? And then they grow, it's an egg that they fertilize and a tree grow on top of you. You like become a part of the tree.

• 23:09Speaker 04

  Interesting. That sounds finished.

• 23:10Speaker 05

  It's a new eco-friendly thing they're doing.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  I want them to put my body in the sauna.

• 23:17Speaker 05

  You probably won't draw out. You'll probably be, you'll probably be regular the whole time.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  I look like no char out to at the end, dude. When he gets too much pussy and he dies at the end of the movie?

• 23:26Adam Friedland?

  Is that what that movie's about? Guys, every new year, we set all sorts of big goals, but only 8% of people will stick with their resolutions all year long. What are, what are your new year's resolutions?

• 23:37Speaker 05

  Shoot, man, take that Ozempic, man.

• 23:39Adam Friedland?

  Are you getting, you should, you're not gonna be too big for New York then?

• 23:43Speaker 05

  Bro, I'm about to put in a bottle of water, shake it up like Crystal Light.

• 23:46Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 23:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:48Adam Friedland?

  You're in a double stack?

• 23:49Speaker 04

  Have you tried Crystal Light first? Before the Ozempic?

• 23:52Speaker 05

  Oh, I've had plenty of Crystal Light in my life.

• 23:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's great.

• 23:55Speaker 05

  It's good.

• 23:57Speaker 04

  I was fat when I was a kid, and when Crystal Light came out, or maybe I just discovered it, I was like, you gotta be fucking kidding me, dude.

• 24:03Speaker 05

  The pink lemonade cra-.

• 24:04Speaker 04

  Are you insane? This is like, this is how I felt when I found that sushi deal. You know, I'm like, this is like, this is unreal, that this exists.

• 24:14Adam Friedland?

  Um, with Acorns, you can lock in years and years of healthy money habits in just five minutes. That's all, that is all the time it takes to open your account and start automatically saving, investing your money so that it has a chance to grow. In past years, I've had resolutions like to stop vaping and, uh, to stop lying. And I've, like, like 92% of Americans, I blew it. But this year, I'm going to make my resolution using Acorn to fresh, uh, to get that fresh start feeling. That is a nice feeling, when you feel like you have a fresh start. You're gonna feel like that when you leave Atlanta.

• 24:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm feel like that.

• 24:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:51Speaker 05

  I, I will say this, can I say something?

• 24:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 24:53Speaker 05

  Oh, my bad, you done.

• 24:54Adam Friedland?

  Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

• 24:55Speaker 05

  I realize I disconnect on the sushi thing. I've never been to a sushi place.

• 25:01Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you've never had it?

• 25:02Speaker 05

  So I had no frame of, I've had it before, but I've never been to a sushi place.

• 25:05Speaker 04

  The frame of reference is like this, imagine if you found out you could get like a 20-piece Chicken McNugget on Seamless for a dollar.

• 25:11Speaker 05

  That's a good deal.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then it was like the restaurant just didn't know, like it was one McDonald's that like fucked something up on Seamless.

• 25:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:19Speaker 04

  And so then.

• 25:20Adam Friedland?

  But if you bought it six piece at a time, it would be like twenty-five dollars.

• 25:24Speaker 05

  Gotcha, gotcha.

• 25:24Adam Friedland?

  That's what, yeah. Alright, uh, guys, you don't need to be rich. Acorns lets you invest with the spare money you've got right now. You can start with five dollars or even just your spare change. Guys, head to acorns.com/tafs or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today. Much like that sushi thing, you know, you gotta start thinking about these like the, you know, your money and protecting it. So guys, um, paid non-client endorsement compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier one compensation provided. Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisors LLC and SEC registered investment advisor.

• 26:04Adam Friedland?

  View important disclosures at acorns.com/tafs. Thank you so much, guys.

• 26:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, I recently got like a grandpa razor.

• 26:14Adam Friedland?

  Okay.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  Like a straight razor? No, no, no, like a, like a rotary razor.

• 26:20Adam Friedland?

  Electric?

• 26:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, electric razor.

• 26:22Adam Friedland?

  Does it work well?

• 26:23Speaker 04

  It's so nice, dude.

• 26:24Speaker 05

  Really?

• 26:24Adam Friedland?

  Do you feel like you're like a going to your Wall Street job in nineteen ninety-two?

• 26:27Speaker 04

  Well, I haven't had my face is never because I use those like Phillips one blades for the last like eleven years.

• 26:31Adam Friedland?

  It's not a close shave.

• 26:32Speaker 04

  It's not a close shave at all, but it's so easy. And then this is like, I haven't, my face hasn't been this smooth since I went from using disposables.

• 26:40Adam Friedland?

  I remember my dad had one of those when he was driving us to school.

• 26:43Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:44Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, and he like do it while he was driving. I was like, I can't wait to be a man. Yeah, it's a very nineties.

• 26:49Speaker 04

  Nineties boomer.

• 26:50Adam Friedland?

  Nineties boomer man thing. Yeah, they're really, and I was like, how does it even work?

• 26:54Speaker 04

  No, I love shaving in the morning now. I get on, I put my cream on and I fucking shave.

• 26:58Adam Friedland?

  So sick.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  Clean the thing out, put it back on the charger. I've never shaved in my life.

• 27:03Adam Friedland?

  Really?

• 27:04Speaker 04

  What, do you just use scissors?

• 27:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, like I might get it trimmed, but I ain't never like straight up like razor the face.

• 27:09Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Do you have any plans for when you become like a comedy superstar, successful?

• 27:14Speaker 05

  I don't think that ever happened for me, bro.

• 27:16Adam Friedland?

  No, I see it, I see it. I'm telling you.

• 27:19Speaker 05

  I'm a professional feature. I wanna be...

• 27:20Adam Friedland?

  I know how to pick them, I'm telling you.

• 27:21Speaker 05

  I wanna be the best feature of all time, bro.

• 27:24Adam Friedland?

  No, come on. You gotta think bigger than that.

• 27:26Speaker 05

  We don't know our roles sometimes. One thing I noticed, when this light go to different cameras, that mean that's the camera...

• 27:33Adam Friedland?

  That's active. Yeah, so now it's on the wide right now. So all three of us are in the shot. Now me?

• 27:38Speaker 05

  Always follow me.

• 27:39Adam Friedland?

  Now you. Now you and Nick.

• 27:40Speaker 05

  Beautiful. Um, nah, man.

• 27:43Adam Friedland?

  You could try being a director. So that's one, two, and three. So say like, now to one?

• 27:47Speaker 05

  Now to...

• 27:48Adam Friedland?

  Alright, now you do it.

• 27:49Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah?

• 27:53Speaker 05

  Now to one. Well, I just realized what I was doing in my head doesn't make sense, cuz I, whatever number I say, he just go press.

• 27:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, that's what I was telling you to do.

• 28:00Speaker 05

  But I was trying to beat him, but it's, it's not confusing. It's only three numbers.

• 28:04Adam Friedland?

  You're like someone in like the trailer, like the, you know, like the control room.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Have you ever like, uh, seen a dot from a laser pointer and chase it all around? Yeah. It's kinda a similar thing.

• 28:12Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:13Speaker 05

  Not a four.

• 28:15Adam Friedland?

  There's no four.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  I know, it was confusing.

• 28:17Adam Friedland?

  That was funny, though. That's funny.

• 28:18Speaker 05

  Hey, man, thank y'all so much, man.

• 28:19Speaker 04

  He went to three. You got him.

• 28:23Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 28:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. Four cuts to black.

• 28:26Speaker 05

  Did, did, did he make that up today?

• 28:29Adam Friedland?

  No.

• 28:29Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. Okay, cool. No, but nah, man. I'm, I'm just chilling, bro. I'm just happy to be working, bro. Like, this junk is, this is, uh, not a real job, bro.

• 28:39Adam Friedland?

  How long have you been doing stand-up?

• 28:42Speaker 05

  About nine, nine years.

• 28:43Adam Friedland?

  And you started in college?

• 28:45Speaker 04

  Uh, no, I started, I started right after college. And now I care about the LA fires cuz I heard Mel Gibson's house burned down.

• 28:50Adam Friedland?

  Oh, no.

• 28:51Speaker 05

  Oh, man.

• 28:52Speaker 04

  Now it's finally affecting me personally.

• 28:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:54Speaker 04

  When they told me Billy Crystal's house, I didn't...

• 28:56Adam Friedland?

  You're like, yeah.

• 28:57Speaker 04

  The man's a monster.

• 28:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 28:59Speaker 04

  Professional.

• 28:59Adam Friedland?

  He's disgusting.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  He's made a billion dollars scaring children.

• 29:02Speaker 05

  I don't, I mean, I don't know who Billy Crystal is.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  He's a monster.

• 29:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, yeah.

• 29:07Adam Friedland?

  He invented Chris Light.

• 29:09Speaker 05

  But I will say this, though. I do think that, I do think that, wasn't he, was he the person from, uh... Halloween?

• 29:19Adam Friedland?

  Yes. Yeah. Jason, Jason.

• 29:24Speaker 05

  Billy Crystal was?

• 29:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, he's, he's in, well, he's in Monsters Inc., which that's Halloween.

• 29:29Speaker 05

  Okay, I do know who Billy.

• 29:30Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, he's the little monster from Monsters Inc., the green one.

• 29:34Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 29:35Adam Friedland?

  Voice of the green.

• 29:36Speaker 05

  He had a run though.

• 29:37Adam Friedland?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:37Speaker 05

  Yeah. That's a good movie.

• 29:38Adam Friedland?

  He's also like the, the, one of the Clippers celebrity fans. He's always like been a, you know, you know how like Jack Nicholson?

• 29:46Speaker 05

  That's a choice to make.

• 29:47Adam Friedland?

  Jack Nicholson was Lakers. He was like the Clippers one.

• 29:50Speaker 05

  That's a very like, that's a, that's a.

• 29:52Adam Friedland?

  Him and Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle were the two celebrity Clippers fans.

• 29:57Speaker 05

  I feel like that's a wise decision.

• 29:58Adam Friedland?

  And now Vince Staples also, I think is a Clippers. It's crazy to have a basketball team named after like obsessive YouTube guys.

• 30:06Adam Friedland?

  That's good. That's true. The mascot comes out, he's that Australian dude? Yeah. Oh, man, Shane Hites, Andrew. Andrew Schultz once again. You can tell from. Look at the look he gives him. Look at the way he's looking at Andrew. And don't get me started on Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee is Adolf Hitler. Andrew Santino is an active homosexual with stage three HIV. Yeah. And now he's got a basketball team? Good for him. Yeah, he got, now, yeah, he opened a new stadium in Inglewood, yeah.

• 30:41Speaker 05

  Oh, they got a new spot?

• 30:42Adam Friedland?

  The Clippers have a new stadium.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  That's a good idea, bro.

• 30:46Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they shouldn't be.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  It would never be their place.

• 30:48Adam Friedland?

  I hate, they shouldn't, they should go away. I'm a Lakers fan.

• 30:52Speaker 05

  But I'm saying, it would never be a time where people would be coming to that place for the Clippers over the Lakers, bro.

• 30:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I know, they're just.

• 30:59Speaker 05

  It's just unwise.

• 31:00Adam Friedland?

  They should go away forever. But they have that, Steve, Steve Ballmer is their owner, the guy from Microsoft. The guy from like, yeah, that video in the nineties where he's like sweating and he's like, Windows ninety-five, Windows ninety-five. That guy owns the Clippers.

• 31:13Speaker 05

  Really?

• 31:13Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 05

  What is a Clipper?

• 31:15Adam Friedland?

  It's a boat. Yeah, it's a team named after a boat. It used to be the San Diego Clippers, I believe, before they moved to LA. Yeah, yeah.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  LA be taking some teams, bro.

• 31:26Speaker 04

  I rewatched Wally recently.

• 31:29Adam Friedland?

  Was it good?

• 31:30Speaker 04

  Amazing.

• 31:30Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's a really good movie.

• 31:31Speaker 04

  Wally is so good.

• 31:34Adam Friedland?

  I like that movie Coco. Have you seen that one?

• 31:37Speaker 05

  That one's good, too.

• 31:38Adam Friedland?

  I watched it on a plane and I like scream cried. I was like,

• 31:43Adam Friedland?

  but my mom was sick. She had cancer, so I was like watching on the way to see her. And it's a movie about teaching kids about what dying is, and they do it in the nicest way.

• 31:52Speaker 04

  Why would you choose to watch that?

• 31:53Adam Friedland?

  I didn't know what it was. I thought it was the Mexico Pixar. I didn't know that it was a-

• 31:57Speaker 04

  It was making everyone else on the plane uncomfortable?

• 32:00Adam Friedland?

  I wasn't, I didn't actually scream cry.

• 32:02Speaker 04

  Watch the fucking Banshees of Ischarin or something. Don't watch the fucking dead mom movie.

• 32:05Adam Friedland?

  That would remind me of my, listen. I didn't know, I thought it was the Mexico style Pixar. I didn't know that was about the land-

• 32:13Speaker 04

  Watch the Christopher Reeves documentary.

• 32:15Adam Friedland?

  But what it's about, and they tell kids this, is really nice. They say, um, if people die, you should keep loving them. How nice is that? And it, and people will like, in the land of the dead, they keep existing as long as people still remember them. And so that's why you need to remember people. It's very nice to tell kids that about the worst thing ever, you know?

• 32:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, but the thing about it is, eventually we all gonna be forgot.

• 32:41Adam Friedland?

  Not Adolf Hitler.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  At some point he will too. Everybody will.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  With things going on right now, I guarantee you that he will be a footnote.

• 32:50Speaker 05

  At some point.

• 32:51Adam Friedland?

  What, the LA fire is gonna be bigger than Adolf Hitler? No way, bro. Trump is gonna be bigger than Hitler, dude. No way.

• 32:58Speaker 05

  It's nothing that we remember from-

• 33:00Adam Friedland?

  He's not gonna beat the goat.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  I don't know, man. I'm worried about this guy.

• 33:03Speaker 05

  The only cat we know from, from like, Jesus time, it's like thirty people, bruh.

• 33:09Adam Friedland?

  We know Jesus.

• 33:11Speaker 05

  And then-

• 33:11Adam Friedland?

  Pontius Pilate.

• 33:13Speaker 05

  We knew his mom.

• 33:15Adam Friedland?

  The mom, the dad.

• 33:16Speaker 04

  God.

• 33:17Adam Friedland?

  God.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  But that's what I'm saying, like, who was the, who was the, who was the, uh, who was they, Omarion?

• 33:28Speaker 05

  You get what I'm saying?

• 33:29Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. No, I don't understand what you're saying. Yeah. But my question is, who is Omarion?

• 33:34Speaker 05

  Mmm.

• 33:35Adam Friedland?

  He's from, he's from the band Boys of the-

• 33:37Speaker 05

  B2K, man.

• 33:39Adam Friedland?

  Boys of the 21st Century. Roger on Sister Sister? No, he was a-

• 33:42Speaker 05

  No, that's Marcus Houston.

• 33:43Adam Friedland?

  That's Marcus, yeah, and that guy's mentally ill now? Isn't he crazy now?

• 33:47Speaker 05

  He got, he wore a clear suit one time.

• 33:49Adam Friedland?

  A clear suit? You can see his penis?

• 33:51Speaker 05

  Nah, he had drawers on, but it was like, the suit was see-through.

• 33:55Adam Friedland?

  That's pretty cool.

• 33:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:56Adam Friedland?

  That's like a-

• 33:57Speaker 04

  That's like something Elliot Page would do.

• 33:59Adam Friedland?

  Ooh. And I think it would go a little something-

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:02Adam Friedland?

  Like this.

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Elliot, come on out.

• 34:08Speaker 04

  Come on Elliot.

• 34:09Adam Friedland?

  What?

• 34:10Speaker 04

  Please, put some of those lemons on the ground, we gotta lure Elliot Page over.

• 34:14Speaker 05

  I got some, bro, I got some over there.

• 34:15Adam Friedland?

  He loves lemons. We know.

• 34:20Speaker 05

  Make them mad.

• 34:21Adam Friedland?

  That is so, you're, that's, that is such a funny thing. This, whatever that is, is so funny.

• 34:30Adam Friedland?

  You're, you're literally not in your, you're like, visiting New York.

• 34:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:35Adam Friedland?

  You, so you have to go to a lemon place and get lemons and a Ziploc place and get Ziploc's.

• 34:40Speaker 05

  Lemon's not that exclusive, bro.

• 34:42Adam Friedland?

  I'm just saying that like-

• 34:43Speaker 05

  You can get lemon on the cash.

• 34:45Adam Friedland?

  You're not like picking them up at the apartment, like where you live, right?

• 34:48Speaker 05

  Nah, but like-

• 34:48Adam Friedland?

  But you're like on vacation, you're like, I gotta like, this is part of like, anytime, you know, like-

• 34:53Speaker 04

  There's a Trader Joe's a block away.

• 34:55Adam Friedland?

  You have this on you at all times?

• 34:56Speaker 05

  But if you have, if you cut up two of them, you straight for like two, three days.

• 35:00Adam Friedland?

  I'm not saying it's just impossible, but I'm, what I'm saying is it's deliberate, right? It's not like you're at home and you got lemons and you're like, oh, you know, like, uh, for my water later today. I'm just saying that, that's something that's, uh, you're a principled man. I'm, I'm praising you.

• 35:15Speaker 05

  Let me tell you something. Cut up two of them boys, put them in that bag, man, two, two, three days, you straight.

• 35:21Adam Friedland?

  What is that, eight slices?

• 35:23Speaker 05

  Yeah. But unless you go, unless you go triangular with them, then you got some more. But if you go, but once you hit day five and six, that's when you getting too loose, cause the bag don't have a lot of air flowing through it, so it get a little molded.

• 35:36Adam Friedland?

  Can I ask you a question? There's a Atlanta fast food chain that they just had opened around, like, near my crib.

• 35:44Adam Friedland?

  Like a, like a, a year ago.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  What's it called?

• 35:47Adam Friedland?

  The slutty vegan. So I went in there and they were like, I, I think it's just a little bit much, the way they talk to the customers.

• 35:55Speaker 04

  Called that place, the gay man.

• 35:57Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, they were like, have you been here before? I said, no. And they said, we've got a virgin. And then everyone in the kitchen says like, virgin. And it's just like, they make the staff do this to everyone. It's a little bit, it's a little bit much.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  They be making people call, they be calling.

• 36:14Adam Friedland?

  It's a big deal in Atlanta? They're like, you're a slut.

• 36:17Speaker 05

  People go, people go, people go for sure.

• 36:19Adam Friedland?

  They call you a slut or a virgin and that, have you been there before? It's not, it's not that good.

• 36:26Speaker 05

  I'm not no vegan. I, I was vegan for about, I was vegan for two years back in like, two thousand ten, two thousand to two thousand twelve.

• 36:33Adam Friedland?

  What got you, what got you involved in that?

• 36:36Speaker 05

  My mom made a bet with me that I couldn't do it for a week, but then I did it for, uh, two, two years.

• 36:42Adam Friedland?

  And you showed her.

• 36:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, but then on that, I was gonna keep going, man, but then I had some wings, bro.

• 36:47Adam Friedland?

  That's what, that you fell off of the wings?

• 36:49Speaker 04

  I did the same thing. I was vegan for like a year. And then you started and you're eating a lot more plants, so you feel good. And then you settle in and it's just, you're eating just shit all the time.

• 36:57Speaker 05

  But see, I was in high school, so I wasn't really eating healthy. I was just eating fries.

• 37:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, see, I, I started off the first like, four or five months, it's like, you know, eating a shit ton of like, you know, getting leafy greens, I feel better. And then after a while, it's like, you know, chips. Fries.

• 37:13Adam Friedland?

  Where you go to a place and that's all you can eat.

• 37:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's right, exactly. You go to a bar or whatever.

• 37:17Speaker 05

  I was a big Pringles man.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, Pringles.

• 37:21Adam Friedland?

  It's vegan.

• 37:22Speaker 05

  Crack a can open, man.

• 37:23Speaker 04

  And then I had barbecue. I was like, I'm, I can have a little bit of barbecue. And then I ate an entire pound of brisket. And I was like, alright.

• 37:31Adam Friedland?

  How did, did it make you, did your like stomach?

• 37:33Speaker 04

  I went to sleep immediately.

• 37:34Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, that's nice.

• 37:35Speaker 04

  But I, I would always do that with brisket anyways.

• 37:38Adam Friedland?

  I remember, I remember the day you fell off the wagon. You brought barbecue here.

• 37:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think I had already had, I think I came back from Texas and I'd been eating barbecue in Texas.

• 37:47Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:47Speaker 04

  And I came back and I got more barbecue.

• 37:49Adam Friedland?

  You had a taste? For it?

• 37:51Speaker 04

  For blood.

• 37:52Adam Friedland?

  For blood.

• 37:53Speaker 05

  Y'all from DC, right?

• 37:54Speaker 04

  I started comedy in DC, yeah.

• 37:56Speaker 05

  And you, you from DC?

• 37:57Speaker 04

  I'm from Maryland.

• 37:58Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, everyone's from like the surrounding areas, pretty much.

• 38:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, man, I had, I was out there, man. The crab dip is good out there.

• 38:06Speaker 04

  Crab dip is just, isn't that, it's just like cheese, it's cream cheese or something?

• 38:09Speaker 05

  But it's, it's got crab in it.

• 38:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, but is it real crab or is it imitation crab?

• 38:14Speaker 05

  I couldn't tell, but I had it out there twice out there and I said, y'all, y'all figure that out.

• 38:17Adam Friedland?

  Where did you guys play in DC?

• 38:19Speaker 04

  I don't, I'll be honest with you, I don't like any of the crab derivative.

• 38:23Speaker 05

  Fair.

• 38:23Speaker 04

  Regular crab is fine, and then crab is only good because it's like-

• 38:26Adam Friedland?

  Crab cakes are good.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  Crab, I don't-

• 38:29Speaker 05

  You don't like crab cakes?

• 38:30Speaker 04

  No, not really. I like crabs, I, lobster tastes better than crab dip.

• 38:35Adam Friedland?

  Too much work.

• 38:36Speaker 04

  With the exception of like snow crab, I like snow crab, I like king crab, and then I like soft shell crab. Soft shell crab, like deep fried, where you eat the whole thing as a sandwich, but crabs? It's like, uh, it's fun as like, uh, you know, with your family, you go, you know, you get, you get a shit ton of them, you spend an afternoon, because they fuck your hands all up. They're kinda hard to eat, but then as a flavor, I'm not like crazy about it.

• 39:00Speaker 05

  Really?

• 39:01Speaker 04

  It's more of an event.

• 39:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, I, I don't like the work of the thing, so I'd rather have like the, the, I'd like crab this, or crab that, because I don't wanna, I don't wanna crunch up the stuff.

• 39:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 05

  It's too much work, bruh.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:15Speaker 05

  Uh, it's, that, that, you said what?

• 39:18Adam Friedland?

  I, I agree.

• 39:19Speaker 04

  I went to, at, at the end of the summer, I went to Brooklyn Crab. And that was, that's a great night, that's a fucking great place.

• 39:26Adam Friedland?

  In Red Hook.

• 39:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, in Red Hook.

• 39:27Adam Friedland?

  On the water.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  Especially if you catch the sunset, especially if you're upstairs on the deck.

• 39:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  And then you're just-

• 39:32Adam Friedland?

  Statue of Liberty.

• 39:33Speaker 04

  You look, you, you, you just gorge on fucking just butter and crab, and then you look out at the sunset with just shit all over your face, and your hands are shaking and bleeding, and you go, wow.

• 39:44Adam Friedland?

  What a town.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 39:47Speaker 05

  You know the worst thing, is when you got like a shrimp dish, and they don't take the tails off.

• 39:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, or the way they don't clean the poop part out of the-

• 39:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, gotta get that up out of there, man.

• 39:57Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 39:58Speaker 05

  Gotta get that out the middle of it.

• 39:59Adam Friedland?

  They got crap in them.

• 40:01Speaker 05

  All bad.

• 40:02Adam Friedland?

  All bad.

• 40:03Speaker 05

  What's your, what, you from Vegas, what, what's Vegas style food?

• 40:07Adam Friedland?

  No, it has no culture.

• 40:09Speaker 04

  Guy Fieri restaurants and shit.

• 40:11Adam Friedland?

  We have New York, New York, we have Paris.

• 40:13Speaker 04

  The double bastard rock star motherfucker burger.

• 40:17Adam Friedland?

  The pyramid, you could, basically it's every culture.

• 40:19Speaker 04

  It's the child fucking cheeseburger.

• 40:21Adam Friedland?

  We have the escalator.

• 40:22Speaker 04

  Rock star fuck you fuckface burger.

• 40:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:26Speaker 04

  It's the cunt fuck dip. It's a nineteen fifty's rocket ship fucking, can't like. Do you like, do you, would you, have you ever wanted to eat a social distortion song? Well, come in to fuck you fuckface burger.

• 40:42Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  Guy Fieri's favorite restaurant.

• 40:45Adam Friedland?

  This.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  And that's, yeah, that's what it is.

• 40:48Adam Friedland?

  This is suck my dick shake.

• 40:50Speaker 04

  Pawn stars in Vegas?

• 40:51Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 40:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's fake.

• 40:53Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:53Adam Friedland?

  The whole thing is fake.

• 40:54Speaker 05

  Really?

• 40:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:55Speaker 05

  What's fake about it?

• 40:56Adam Friedland?

  Uh, it's all predetermined and they, uh, that, they go, they go to the expert, it's all.

• 41:01Speaker 04

  Coming in, I got some fat sized Oakley sunglasses. I'll give you twenty five dollars for them.

• 41:08Speaker 05

  So the interaction is fake?

• 41:10Adam Friedland?

  I guess so. I never watched that show. I watched Storage Wars though.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  I found a guy on YouTube, he's like an Israeli guy that owns a pawn shop. And he just like everything, he's like, yeah, okay, but you know, this jacket's fake, look, the zippers are wrong. Like everything that comes in, he just shows, like, he knows.

• 41:25Adam Friedland?

  He rips people off.

• 41:26Speaker 04

  Well, he knows what things are fake. No matter what, he's like, well, this isn't.

• 41:30Adam Friedland?

  You can't get one pack.

• 41:30Speaker 04

  He's like, this isn't a real George Foreman grill. You know, it's like every, everything.

• 41:35Adam Friedland?

  I, for some reason as a kid, I got obsessed with the George Foreman grill. Like the infomercial and I was like, dad, please get one for our family. I was like, you'd be an idiot not to, it knocks out the fat. I was like, and he's like, I don't know, it doesn't seem like we need it. I was like, uh, do you care about our family? Like? It knocks out the fat. Do you see, like? I just love, I don't know why I really wanted us to have one and he bought one.

• 41:59Speaker 05

  Was you cooking on it?

• 42:00Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 42:01Speaker 04

  It is pretty ingenious.

• 42:03Adam Friedland?

  It was awesome.

• 42:03Speaker 04

  It's a slanted panini press.

• 42:05Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, that's all it is.

• 42:06Speaker 04

  But it's on a angle.

• 42:07Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:07Speaker 05

  So the, the, I will say this.

• 42:09Speaker 04

  I had a Black and Decker one that I like kept.

• 42:12Speaker 05

  For a long time.

• 42:12Speaker 04

  Like well into my twenties and I just lived off, I would go to, you just get like a bag of frozen chicken breasts. The grocery store in the frozen section, just throw one of those, that was my daily meal for.

• 42:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, I can't cook like that, so like.

• 42:25Speaker 04

  That's not cooking.

• 42:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, I can't cook at all.

• 42:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:28Adam Friedland?

  You can't cook it all.

• 42:29Speaker 05

  Nah, I can't. But the one time I did cook, um, it was on a George Foreman.

• 42:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 42:36Speaker 05

  My eyes can't see something going from raw to cooked without it being burnt.

• 42:40Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:41Speaker 05

  Yeah. So I can't see the middle of it.

• 42:43Adam Friedland?

  It's tough. They have these things, like these, uh, metal, like, like, they're called cake testers to see if a cake is done.

• 42:51Speaker 04

  I think we got another, yeah, we got another ad here.

• 42:55Adam Friedland?

  And you put them in, and if it's hotter than your lip, then it's above body temperature and it's done. That's what, uh, my roommate, who was a chef, used to do when he made steak. Anyway, guys, right now, oh, DraftKings. Have you used DraftKings before, man?

• 43:11Speaker 05

  I have not, bro.

• 43:12Adam Friedland?

  Okay. Do you like, um, betting on sports?

• 43:15Speaker 05

  Um, casually, casually.

• 43:17Adam Friedland?

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• 44:02Adam Friedland?

  Please play responsibly. 21 plus. Wow. I wish, maybe, you're moving to LA. Just try to do the gam- like, do the, this.

• 44:11Speaker 05

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• 44:15Adam Friedland?

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• 44:45Speaker 05

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• 44:46Adam Friedland?

  I don't know.

• 44:47Speaker 05

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• 44:47Adam Friedland?

  I don't even wanna guess.

• 44:49Speaker 05

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• 44:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I know dude. It's a matter of time.

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• 45:05Adam Friedland?

  You could be like a, you could be like a, a guy that does this.

• 45:10Speaker 05

  That would be great.

• 45:11Adam Friedland?

  The disclaimer part.

• 45:13Speaker 05

  Well, my favorite part about this is like, it's like, it, it advertised.

• 45:16Adam Friedland?

  Gen G Bow G.

• 45:18Speaker 05

  I'm trying to figure that out.

• 45:20Adam Friedland?

  Um, you've never left Atlanta? This is your first time leaving Atlanta today?

• 45:24Speaker 05

  No, I'm talking, I never moved out of Atlanta.

• 45:26Adam Friedland?

  I know, you said that.

• 45:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I, but I, I lived in Athens when I went to school.

• 45:32Adam Friedland?

  Did you like it a lot?

• 45:33Speaker 05

  It was cool, it was a small city, you know, but I mean, we go see a lot of trees there, right?

• 45:37Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's pretty.

• 45:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, Georgia got a lot of trees.

• 45:40Adam Friedland?

  You ever golf around there?

• 45:42Speaker 05

  Man, I never golfed, man.

• 45:43Adam Friedland?

  We gotta get into golf now that we're in our thirties.

• 45:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's the thing.

• 45:47Speaker 04

  Well, you're almost in your forties at this point.

• 45:49Adam Friedland?

  Nearly, I only have, uh, three years to go before.

• 45:51Speaker 05

  You see the golf pool?

• 45:53Adam Friedland?

  Thirty seven.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  Turn thirty nine and be forty years old in like six months.

• 45:57Adam Friedland?

  I'm turning forty in about, uh, three months, actually.

• 45:59Speaker 05

  Man, and, and I'm being honest with you, I wouldn't have thought that, you look young, dude.

• 46:02Adam Friedland?

  I know, yeah.

• 46:03Speaker 05

  You look young.

• 46:04Adam Friedland?

  But it's not gonna last, it's, I'm, I'm gonna look like disgustingly ugly one day.

• 46:08Speaker 05

  You putting that lotion on.

• 46:10Adam Friedland?

  I have been, thank you, I fixed my skin, you noticed.

• 46:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:13Adam Friedland?

  I mean, we hadn't met till today, but you didn't notice that I fixed my skin.

• 46:16Speaker 05

  You look young.

• 46:17Adam Friedland?

  I, my skin has been bad for like four years.

• 46:19Speaker 05

  Really?

• 46:19Adam Friedland?

  Yeah. Nick gave me a great compliment the other night at dinner. You said that I was glowing.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  He looked a lot better, yeah.

• 46:25Adam Friedland?

  Thank you.

• 46:26Speaker 04

  He finally got the right prescription.

• 46:27Adam Friedland?

  It made me feel good when you said that.

• 46:28Speaker 05

  How old are you?

• 46:29Speaker 04

  I'm twenty three.

• 46:31Speaker 05

  That's awesome, yeah.

• 46:33Adam Friedland?

  He's got an old soul.

• 46:34Speaker 05

  Opposite.

• 46:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:35Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 46:35Speaker 05

  Situation going.

• 46:36Adam Friedland?

  We met when I was a, I was a tutor, I was big brother, little sisters.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  What was you, dermatitis?

• 46:45Adam Friedland?

  Uh, no, it's, uh, yeah, something, suborick, suborick, something or other.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  Suborick dermatitis?

• 46:56Adam Friedland?

  I think so, yeah. Yeah, it's like related to, to dandruff.

• 47:00Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:01Adam Friedland?

  Whatever.

• 47:02Speaker 05

  You be getting a dandruff?

• 47:03Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 47:04Speaker 05

  I be getting it sometimes too.

• 47:06Adam Friedland?

  It's really embarrassing, dude.

• 47:07Speaker 05

  It's all bad at like a laser tag place? All bad.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like this guy's got dandruff all over his cum.

• 47:17Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 47:21Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 47:21Speaker 05

  I remember as a kid, like whenever laser tag time, the first time I got exposed was at a skating rink.

• 47:28Adam Friedland?

  Like a roller skater?

• 47:29Speaker 05

  Man, I'm skating. They put the black lights on, cause like, boys, it dust in your head.

• 47:35Adam Friedland?

  You got roasted.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  The worst one, the worst one when you got a hat covered.

• 47:39Adam Friedland?

  It's crystal light. It's the, have you tried this?

• 47:42Speaker 04

  I'm trying to lose weight, it's crystal light.

• 47:44Adam Friedland?

  I'm trying to make a change.

• 47:46Speaker 05

  The worst one is when you got a hat on, right? But, so they can't see the top of the head, but them shoulders dusty.

• 47:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 47:54Speaker 05

  And they like, yeah, you got it.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, I've had dandruff throughout my life, I've never given a shit.

• 47:59Adam Friedland?

  I put cocoa butter.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  And people are like, oh, you got fucking dandruff all over your shirt. I'm like, yeah, and it's covered in stains also, I don't fucking care.

• 48:06Adam Friedland?

  I got a cum right here.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's mustard, there's all sorts of shit. Who cares?

• 48:13Speaker 05

  What's your favorite stain you ever had on a club?

• 48:15Speaker 04

  Favorite stain?

• 48:22Speaker 04

  It's a tricky question.

• 48:26Speaker 04

  I tie-dyed a shirt once when I was like six.

• 48:29Adam Friedland?

  It's intentional stain?

• 48:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, but it's a stain, dumbass. That was the fucking question.

• 48:34Adam Friedland?

  It doesn't count, dude.

• 48:35Speaker 04

  No, it does count.

• 48:36Adam Friedland?

  Well, any shirt is dyed.

• 48:38Speaker 04

  It's an intentional stain.

• 48:39Adam Friedland?

  Any shirt is dyed.

• 48:40Speaker 04

  Repeat the words, repeat the, let the words come out of your mouth again. See where you, see if you can identify where you fucked up.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  Say it again.

• 48:51Adam Friedland?

  I'm not.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  Say it again.

• 48:53Adam Friedland?

  You're probably used to this from your time in fraternities.

• 48:57Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 48:58Adam Friedland?

  This is kind of a, kind of a hazing situation right now.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  We're sitting here having a good time.

• 49:02Adam Friedland?

  Did you guys do, did you hard?

• 49:04Speaker 04

  So you're the one who started off being an asshole saying, oh, that doesn't count.

• 49:08Adam Friedland?

  I'm just saying.

• 49:09Speaker 04

  What's your question? What is your favorite stain?

• 49:11Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, stain.

• 49:12Speaker 04

  I say tie-dye, you say, that's an intentional stain.

• 49:17Adam Friedland?

  If you say something is a stain on our nation's history.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  That's not what he said.

• 49:22Adam Friedland?

  It's a bad thing.

• 49:22Speaker 04

  You're the one that prompted it. Is that a correct answer?

• 49:24Speaker 05

  I don't wanna get involved in this dispute, man.

• 49:27Speaker 04

  You already agreed. You already said that's fine.

• 49:28Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, whose fucking side are you on, Mandel?

• 49:30Speaker 05

  I did, I did, I did.

• 49:31Adam Friedland?

  He said that because he's scared of you, because you've been, you've been, you've been, because you have a scary.

• 49:36Speaker 04

  You're always looking for a way to ruin the mood.

• 49:37Adam Friedland?

  No, no, no.

• 49:38Speaker 05

  No, no, no, I was.

• 49:39Adam Friedland?

  You have to make a choice, actually, right now. Okay?

• 49:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:43Adam Friedland?

  Whose side are you on? I've been nice.

• 49:44Speaker 05

  See, man, with y'all demographic, man.

• 49:47Adam Friedland?

  What do you, what do you mean demographic?

• 49:49Speaker 04

  I don't think you have to pick a side.

• 49:50Adam Friedland?

  You don't have to pick a side. I was just kidding.

• 49:52Speaker 04

  No, I already said he doesn't have to pick a side. You can't also say you're insisting.

• 49:57Adam Friedland?

  I agreed with you.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  He's gotta pick a side, and then I say it, and then now you're like, oh, of course, that's how I feel. Of course.

• 50:03Speaker 05

  I just wanna say, in this moment, I'm proud of both of y'all, man.

• 50:06Adam Friedland?

  Thank you, man. I appreciate that.

• 50:07Speaker 05

  Proud of y'all.

• 50:08Adam Friedland?

  I appreciate that. You know what? You kind of mediated. You kind of like, you kind of got things okay.

• 50:13Speaker 04

  We were, we were lifetime, we were career features. Well, me. He was nothing.

• 50:17Adam Friedland?

  I was nothing. I came from the dust.

• 50:19Speaker 04

  You know, and now both of us, we've gotten like, probably a year and a half of headlining out of this last little boom.

• 50:25Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's been a, it's been a.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  And it'll go back to nothing, but that's fine. We got backup plans.

• 50:29Speaker 05

  You got a good run going. You got a good run.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  I'm going, I'm going sauna full time.

• 50:33Speaker 05

  Y'all got a great demo.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  So don't sell yourself short. Nine years is not that long in this business.

• 50:38Speaker 05

  Oh, I'll never make it, but what I will say is, I think y'all got a great thing going, man. People love y'all.

• 50:45Adam Friedland?

  I'm gonna be, I'm gonna go, you know, inner-city, um, public school teacher after this.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  I would do that if the inner cities brought back the, remember the barrels that used to be on fire all the time back in the 90s? Anytime you saw.

• 50:59Adam Friedland?

  Hobos warming, warming their hands.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  There was, I was at a time.

• 51:01Adam Friedland?

  You know like a hobo, hobos are warming their hands around the barrel.

• 51:04Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought that was trash cans.

• 51:06Speaker 04

  No, they're like oil barrels, and there, there's always fire in them, and there's always diamond plate steel.

• 51:11Adam Friedland?

  What is it? Yeah, what is the barrel thing when it comes to hobos? Because there's that, and then there's the suspenders with the barrels. With the, yeah.

• 51:19Speaker 05

  Oh, because they would go broke, and then they would have to, that's all they could find.

• 51:22Adam Friedland?

  Why is that the only close that they could find? Why is that the only close?

• 51:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:26Speaker 04

  I think it was actually, that's like a way to humiliate people. Like, that was like tar and feathering, and then they put you in a barrel also.

• 51:32Speaker 05

  I ain't gonna lie, so I, I was about to move, when I was, I'm moving, and I was gonna, I'm doing like a go-away show, and then I was gonna do like, a photo with a stick and bendo.

• 51:43Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 51:43Speaker 05

  The bandana on the stick.

• 51:44Adam Friedland?

  Like Johnny, Johnny Appleseed, yeah.

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then I realized like, bro, that's silly cuz they could just like hold the bandana.

• 51:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, right.

• 51:54Speaker 05

  Like, what's in the bandana that you need to stick?

• 51:56Adam Friedland?

  Also, it's not that much stuff.

• 51:58Speaker 04

  You create like, uh, like, uh, leverage.

• 52:01Speaker 05

  I know, but it can't be that heavy if it's in a bandana.

• 52:04Speaker 04

  You know, he could have lead in there.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, they was on that.

• 52:08Adam Friedland?

  Uh huh. Are you only bringing a bandana's worth of, uh, of your stuff to LA?

• 52:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:15Adam Friedland?

  What, what do you think, what, what do you, what's the priceless thing that you're bringing to LA when you're moving? Come on, brother.

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Do you want a stick for your lemons? Try it out?

• 52:24Speaker 05

  Some of these.

• 52:25Adam Friedland?

  Pete, can we get him a stick?

• 52:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, man, put the stick on, put, put this on the stick, man.

• 52:30Adam Friedland?

  Put your lemons on a stick?

• 52:31Speaker 05

  You gotta have these right here.

• 52:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I think it's a cool style.

• 52:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, man.

• 52:35Adam Friedland?

  Do you have any other, uh, any unique, uh, tics like that?

• 52:39Speaker 05

  I got some fake AirPods on me right now.

• 52:40Adam Friedland?

  Wait, they don't work?

• 52:42Speaker 05

  Nah, they, they work, but they fake.

• 52:44Adam Friedland?

  Oh, they're from like the deli?

• 52:46Speaker 05

  Oh, nah, I got these at the airport.

• 52:48Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 52:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, they fake.

• 52:50Adam Friedland?

  Do they like zap you every like, uh, now and then?

• 52:53Speaker 05

  Nah, like, people, people, every time I talk on the phone.

• 52:55Speaker 04

  They only, they only play Michael Buble.

• 52:58Adam Friedland?

  Michael Buble's Christmas.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, you get Michael Buble.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  Every time I talk on the phone, kids be like, it's an echo.

• 53:07Adam Friedland?

  They're like, yeah, this, this sounds terrible, yeah, yeah. And you're like, I'm on my AirPods, I don't know why, Steve Jobs would.

• 53:12Speaker 05

  He wouldn't do that.

• 53:13Adam Friedland?

  He wouldn't do that at all. What, what was your first show, when, but like when you started to stand up? What like compelled you to start standing up?

• 53:21Speaker 05

  Well, I had graduated school and I was like, oh snap, like, I got a low IQ, bro, so like, I was trying to work jobs and stuff and I was bad at it. And so I've always been a stand-up fan, so then I just tried it one day cuz my homeboy bit me. And then me and him was going to open mics every day with each other and then he got a job at IBM. And I just kept doing that.

• 53:43Adam Friedland?

  Cause his IQ is high.

• 53:44Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, he's smart.

• 53:46Adam Friedland?

  He's smart though.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  What's IBM even doing these days?

• 53:48Speaker 05

  They they do like security.

• 53:50Adam Friedland?

  They do Watson.

• 53:51Speaker 05

  So they cybersecurity is where it's at. You get you a cybersecurity certificate. You gonna you gonna make six figures.

• 53:57Adam Friedland?

  What does cybersecurity even do?

• 53:59Speaker 05

  They.

• 54:00Adam Friedland?

  They like get your enemy's home address?

• 54:02Speaker 05

  Like it might be a business, you know, it's like cats. It's people in, you know, with with hunched over backs and whatnot. They typing and. They trying to find the data, man. And they're like chill chill, don't do that.

• 54:14Adam Friedland?

  Oh, you mean like hackers and stuff trying to like penetrate?

• 54:17Speaker 05

  And they like chill.

• 54:18Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 54:19Speaker 05

  That's what they do.

• 54:20Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah. They say, please stop chill.

• 54:22Speaker 05

  Come on, bro.

• 54:23Adam Friedland?

  Come on, man. For crying out loud.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. Mr. Robot. Remember that show?

• 54:28Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, with that guy Rami.

• 54:32Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 54:32Adam Friedland?

  They couldn't blink.

• 54:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, he doesn't blink.

• 54:35Adam Friedland?

  He doesn't blink.

• 54:36Speaker 04

  And his lips are upside down. That's the craziest thing about that guy.

• 54:39Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, that guy stinks.

• 54:40Speaker 04

  He's like bottom.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  His bottom lip's on the top and the top one's on the bottom.

• 54:46Speaker 05

  That's the worst, man.

• 54:48Adam Friedland?

  Did you see him play Freddie Mercury in that movie?

• 54:50Speaker 04

  No, I refuse to watch it.

• 54:52Adam Friedland?

  I watched it.

• 54:53Speaker 05

  Man, I ain't gonna lie. Freddie Mercury, that movie, I said. Put them teeth up. I want them. If I get somebody.

• 55:00Adam Friedland?

  You have big ass teeth.

• 55:01Speaker 05

  If I get somebody, I'm getting them veneers for sure.

• 55:03Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:04Speaker 04

  Big, big.

• 55:05Speaker 05

  Man, I'm chomping down, man.

• 55:07Adam Friedland?

  The Steve Harvey.

• 55:07Speaker 05

  And what?

• 55:08Adam Friedland?

  I'm gonna go to Steve Harvey's teeth guy.

• 55:10Speaker 05

  I'm chomping down. I don't want my lips to close. No, let it breathe. I've always had asthma. Keep my junk open.

• 55:21Adam Friedland?

  Mm hmm.

• 55:21Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 55:22Adam Friedland?

  Well, I don't want to sell you off of LA, but the air quality is probably bad for your asthma right now with all these damn cars.

• 55:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, man.

• 55:28Adam Friedland?

  Seems like you should be moving here to New York.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  Are the fires out yet? I check, I check every couple hours.

• 55:34Adam Friedland?

  I've been checking, dude.

• 55:35Speaker 05

  I think they own, they working on it now.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  I know they're working on it, but I mean it's like.

• 55:38Adam Friedland?

  But they only have girls in the fire department now, so they're fucked.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  I also, I also don't really know what you can really do for a big ass fire. I think it's like they're, and this is good, this is probably firefighters are gonna get mad at this.

• 55:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:50Speaker 04

  I think a fire that big, you go out, you spray the water at it and everybody's like, oh my god, thank you for the firefighters. But I think the firefighters know that you're just waiting for that fire to put itself out.

• 55:59Adam Friedland?

  You gotta kinda let it run its course.

• 55:59Speaker 05

  Not in the plane.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  What good is that fucking plane doing?

• 56:03Speaker 05

  It, it, it spray, it's, I feel like it's a wide spray it's doing. I don't know why I'm doing this, y'all know what a plane is, so y'all don't really need that, but.

• 56:11Adam Friedland?

  But yeah, they go to a lake and they pick up water and then they dump it?

• 56:15Speaker 05

  I think they don't, I think it's like a, it's like a, whatever, whatever's inside of a, uh.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Retardant.

• 56:20Speaker 05

  A fire extinguisher.

• 56:21Adam Friedland?

  They do, they use retardant.

• 56:22Speaker 04

  They use flame retardant.

• 56:24Speaker 05

  You know, fire extinguisher juice, whatever that's in there?

• 56:27Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:27Speaker 05

  They got, they got a hundred gallons in there.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:31Speaker 05

  And they dumping it out on it.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Yeah. I've seen the videos and some of them on Twitter, they're like, look at this beautiful, amazing dump.

• 56:41Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 56:41Speaker 04

  That they did on the.

• 56:43Adam Friedland?

  What a dump.

• 56:43Speaker 04

  On the Kenneth fire, what a beautiful dump.

• 56:45Adam Friedland?

  Incredible dump.

• 56:47Speaker 04

  That this helicopter took.

• 56:49Adam Friedland?

  Stunning dump.

• 56:51Speaker 04

  And I, I watch it and it's pretty cool, it extinguishes part of it, but then you look at the bigger map and it's like, oh, that's like a fucking.

• 56:57Adam Friedland?

  It's, it's Hades.

• 56:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like, it's like basically, you know, like when you get like a birthday cake? And somebody tries to blow the candles out and they go, whoo, and then like they flicker.

• 57:08Speaker 05

  And then someone come back.

• 57:09Speaker 04

  But well, they come back and it's like, that first blow doesn't count for the second one, you know what I mean?

• 57:16Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  And that's kind of how I imagine the fire that, like the firefighting is happening. Like they're able to do a little bit, but this is such a big fire that like, it kinda, you kinda just have to wait for it to run its course to a certain extent.

• 57:28Adam Friedland?

  Huggins lost his laptop in the fire.

• 57:30Speaker 04

  Just his laptop?

• 57:31Adam Friedland?

  Well, he's visiting LA and he was staying in the Palisades, so he lost all his, the clothes he brought and his laptop. And it's some hard drives and stuff, but yeah.

• 57:38Speaker 04

  Oh damn, that's awesome. Whereas, and then it's not killed anybody, that's the craziest thing.

• 57:41Adam Friedland?

  Cause the evacuation.

• 57:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, but LA's traffic is so bad, you, I would imagine an evacuation alert happens and there's a, it takes nine hours to get to fucking Starbucks in LA, you know?

• 57:50Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 04

  And then with these, they're like, that's working somehow? Nobody's died?

• 57:55Adam Friedland?

  No one's saying thank you.

• 57:56Speaker 05

  Well, that's a good credit to whatever system they got on getting people out.

• 57:59Adam Friedland?

  Cause in North California, North California, they have fires and then it's like, like thirty people die.

• 58:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, but, but those are like, uh, guys that are like hippies that like don't wanna leave their, you know, their intentional living community.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  We're part of the fire, man.

• 58:14Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, it's all boomer hippies, yeah.

• 58:15Speaker 04

  The fire, you have fire in you.

• 58:18Adam Friedland?

  You just gotta be positive, yeah.

• 58:19Speaker 04

  And you can fucking remember the sixties?

• 58:21Adam Friedland?

  I, I had unprotected sex twice. Forty-five years ago. I'm Che Guevara.

• 58:29Speaker 05

  Yes, I seen that video of that cat with a fire, he had the, the, the glass window?

• 58:34Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  And then the fire was like coming around his door.

• 58:38Adam Friedland?

  His sliding, his sliding door? Yeah. How'd that guy live?

• 58:41Speaker 05

  That's what I'm trying to figure out. When you said nobody died, I'm like, how did he get out of it?

• 58:44Adam Friedland?

  How'd they live?

• 58:45Speaker 04

  I don't know, that's what I mean, it's impressive. Now, the, the instinct, of course, is to go online and be like, this is all fake, it's not happening.

• 58:53Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 58:54Speaker 04

  These are crisis actors. In fact, I haven't even seen any crisis actors.

• 58:57Adam Friedland?

  No. I, I, I think that it's...

• 59:00Speaker 05

  I think that type of lying costs a lot of money now. When Alex Jones got...

• 59:04Adam Friedland?

  Alex Jones was saying that it's on purpose.

• 59:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, when he got hit up, wh- when he, for that lie, I think people stopped doing that.

• 59:10Adam Friedland?

  But he's still doing Infowars. I thought he was gonna lose everything, right?

• 59:14Speaker 05

  But I think he ain't lying. I mean, I, not, I, I feel like he's stretching the truth a little bit more than he is lying.

• 59:20Speaker 04

  Didn't somebody buy Infowars? Now he has, still has to do it to pay his debts, but he has to like, he has to keep lying to pay the debts. He has to do it in a way where he doesn't get sued again.

• 59:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:30Adam Friedland?

  That's pretty cool.

• 59:31Speaker 05

  Cause at first he, at first he was straight up lying and now he be like, "I've heard..."

• 59:36Adam Friedland?

  Yeah.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:37Speaker 05

  Put the disclaimer on there.

• 59:38Adam Friedland?

  You have to do the gossip style, yeah. "People are saying", yeah. That's Trump's style. He like, he does "people are saying".

• 59:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:45Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I mean, it's, it is really fucking crazy looking.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  We got ten days before Trump's, eleven days?

• 59:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, especially for like the beginning of this year, twenty twenty-five, and then we got Trump, it's like, it's kind of like, gonna be wild. Like, I, it hadn't dawned on me, I'd kind of been like, uh, not paying attention to much, but now I'm like, goddamn, this year's gonna be crazy.

• 1:00:09Speaker 05

  Man, I visited DC, I went to DC for the first time, maybe, what? Three months ago, and I was like, it made this, the January sixth even more crazy, cuz it looked way smaller in real life than it do on TV.

• 1:00:24Adam Friedland?

  Oh, like the Capitol?

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's like, hey, man, they really, they really was doing too much. You get what I'm saying?

• 1:00:35Adam Friedland?

  I don't know, not really.

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  Like a cat from, a cat from like a mile away.

• 1:00:40Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:42Speaker 05

  Could, could see, like, all these people trying to stuff into this little bitty building. It's like, hey, man, y'all, y'all gotta chill, bro. Y'all going to jail, bruh.

• 1:00:52Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, do you think that the Kamala ladies are gonna do January sixth for her?

• 1:00:56Speaker 04

  Nah. It's January tenth.

• 1:00:58Adam Friedland?

  January tenth. Well, maybe next year, they might just reschedule.

• 1:01:02Speaker 04

  They're past January sixth.

• 1:01:03Adam Friedland?

  Well, maybe.

• 1:01:04Speaker 04

  Just without incident.

• 1:01:05Adam Friedland?

  So, but that's the trick, cuz they're gonna be like, we're in the clear, cuz January sixth is past, and then they just choose, you know, January twelfth or something.

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm. But you gotta think about it, bro. Once that cat got shot, they not, they not about to be playing.

• 1:01:21Adam Friedland?

  Who?

• 1:01:22Speaker 05

  Trump.

• 1:01:23Adam Friedland?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:23Speaker 05

  Once he got shot, the security is not casual no more, bruh.

• 1:01:27Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  They trying to keep that cat alive, bruh.

• 1:01:29Adam Friedland?

  Who is?

• 1:01:31Speaker 05

  The people who work for him, yeah.

• 1:01:33Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, Secret Service, yeah.

• 1:01:35Speaker 05

  Cuz so I think now, like, I feel like now, if, as soon as you, you could text somebody, man, I'm about to, I'm about to spray wine on him.

• 1:01:43Adam Friedland?

  The door gets busted down.

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  I'm gonna try that.

• 1:01:44Speaker 04

  I'm gonna text Adam.

• 1:01:45Adam Friedland?

  Just say it right now.

• 1:01:46Speaker 05

  They gonna come get you, bro.

• 1:01:47Speaker 04

  I'm gonna see.

• 1:01:47Adam Friedland?

  Don't text me, please.

• 1:01:49Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:01:49Adam Friedland?

  Or at least give me my-

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  Don't come after me, but I just wanna see if that works.

• 1:01:52Adam Friedland?

  Nick, say-

• 1:01:53Speaker 05

  No, you gotta do, you gotta be in DC during the thing.

• 1:01:56Adam Friedland?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:01:57Speaker 05

  If you text him-

• 1:01:58Adam Friedland?

  We're in New York, we're the greatest city in the world, let's see.

• 1:02:00Speaker 05

  If you in DC on what day, January twelfth?

• 1:02:02Adam Friedland?

  I don't know.

• 1:02:03Speaker 04

  I just texted Adam.

• 1:02:04Adam Friedland?

  What'd you say?

• 1:02:06Speaker 04

  I made a threat and we're gonna see.

• 1:02:08Speaker 05

  Uh oh.

• 1:02:08Adam Friedland?

  Oh, my phone's in the office right now.

• 1:02:10Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it come through this door.

• 1:02:12Adam Friedland?

  What did you say? Can I see it on your phone?

• 1:02:13Speaker 04

  You'll check it on your phone later.

• 1:02:15Adam Friedland?

  What's the threat?

• 1:02:16Speaker 04

  Why don't, the trick doesn't work.

• 1:02:18Adam Friedland?

  Just let Mandel see, I guess, because he's the guest.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  Hmm, hmm.

• 1:02:24Adam Friedland?

  What did he say?

• 1:02:25Speaker 05

  I'll be a little nervous.

• 1:02:26Adam Friedland?

  You think I'm gonna get in jail?

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  Oh, you going to jail?

• 1:02:29Adam Friedland?

  But he sent the text.

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, but the way it said.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  As, as your lawyer.

• 1:02:33Speaker 05

  You're going to prison, bro.

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  As your lawyer.

• 1:02:35Speaker 05

  They sending you down there.

• 1:02:35Speaker 04

  I said, as your attorney.

• 1:02:37Adam Friedland?

  You could be my lawyer.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  I saw your secret letter about killing the president.

• 1:02:41Speaker 05

  You getting twenty years, man.

• 1:02:42Adam Friedland?

  I just need you to feature while you're representing.

• 1:02:45Speaker 05

  Oh, I will do that now.

• 1:02:46Adam Friedland?

  Just do your twenty.

• 1:02:47Speaker 05

  Listen, let me say this.

• 1:02:49Adam Friedland?

  For your closing statement.

• 1:02:51Speaker 05

  Get ready to, I hope you good at washing clothes.

• 1:02:53Adam Friedland?

  I will not.

• 1:02:55Speaker 04

  He's not good at washing clothes.

• 1:02:56Adam Friedland?

  I'm not gonna survive. I'm not gonna survive on this.

• 1:02:59Speaker 05

  They sending you down there.

• 1:03:00Adam Friedland?

  I'm gonna go Islam, though, the second I get there.

• 1:03:03Speaker 05

  That's a good idea.

• 1:03:04Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, I'm gonna be the first white Islam.

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  Nah, you definitely won't be the first one. Would you grow a beard?

• 1:03:09Adam Friedland?

  I can't physically, I can't, yeah.

• 1:03:11Speaker 05

  Oh, it's looking bad.

• 1:03:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:14Adam Friedland?

  I'm not gonna join the Nazis.

• 1:03:16Speaker 05

  You might have to.

• 1:03:17Adam Friedland?

  I'm a Jewish guy, they wouldn't take me.

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  Join the Zionists.

• 1:03:21Adam Friedland?

  Latin King.

• 1:03:21Speaker 04

  The prison Zionists.

• 1:03:22Adam Friedland?

  No, I'm gonna go Latin King. I'm gonna be a Fu. I'm gonna be an SA in jail.

• 1:03:25Speaker 04

  It'd be funny if they're after, you know, like, after the Middle East thing and now Zionism's a dirty word, if there were prison Zionism gangs and it's all just white guys from, like, Alabama. They're like, you, you brother Israel, my friend. They're like, Star of David tattoos. They're like, well, it's more a prison thing. I don't believe in any. I don't really believe in this stuff, but, you know, I mean, it's, it's about survival on the inside. You gotta be a Jew.

• 1:03:51Adam Friedland?

  You gotta stick with your own kind.

• 1:03:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:53Speaker 05

  But why I feel like this actually happened in some capacity, bro.

• 1:03:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, probably, yeah. Soon.

• 1:03:57Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:03:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59Adam Friedland?

  I'm not.

• 1:04:00Speaker 04

  Coming up on Lockup Raw.

• 1:04:02Speaker 05

  You going to jail, bro.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  Skinhead Jews.

• 1:04:05Adam Friedland?

  I'm not gonna go to jail, dude. I can't, seriously. But they, if it's a federal crime there, it's a Jewish. There's a Jewish, um, like, prison that, for like, white collar crime. There's like one prison where they have like kosher food and stuff and you just lie that you need to go there. And you get to play tennis and stuff.

• 1:04:24Adam Friedland?

  I'll go to that one.

• 1:04:25Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna say.

• 1:04:28Adam Friedland?

  Say it. It's conspiracy.

• 1:04:30Speaker 05

  That sound a little.

• 1:04:32Adam Friedland?

  Come on, what are you saying?

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  Nah, man.

• 1:04:34Adam Friedland?

  Special treatment.

• 1:04:35Speaker 05

  Nah, man.

• 1:04:35Adam Friedland?

  You can say it, it's alright.

• 1:04:36Speaker 05

  Nah, I'm the number one.

• 1:04:37Adam Friedland?

  Mandel, just say it, dude. Cause he's moving to LA, you can't say it on your spineless.

• 1:04:41Speaker 05

  Oh, bro.

• 1:04:42Speaker 04

  They're not looking into the future.

• 1:04:43Speaker 05

  Oh, bro, let me make so clear, man. I'm trying to change my family life, man, so. I'm absolutely gonna keep my opinions to myself.

• 1:04:51Adam Friedland?

  Alright, alright, alright.

• 1:04:52Speaker 05

  But God bless everybody.

• 1:04:54Speaker 04

  Everybody in their own time.

• 1:04:55Adam Friedland?

  Yeah, spoken like a true alpha male. Mandel, thanks for joining us. It's been a lot of fun, man. You're the man. Alright, thanks, guys.

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