
Invest Like the Best with Patrick O'Shaughnessy
Hosted by Patrick O'Shaughnessy
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This episode features Patrick O'Shaughnessy and Jeremy Giffon discussing private markets, narrative-driven capital, and the cultural shifts shaping technology and investing. They examine how storytelling serves as a great filter for private funds, the phenomenon of timeline-native institutions and the poster class, and the structural differences between debt-driven East Coast finance and equity-driven West Coast venture. The conversation also explores artificial intelligence, the nature of work, and how founders can optimize cap tables and hiring through authentic messaging.
Patrick O’Neal opens the episode, introduces the show’s purpose and mentions the guest Jeremy Giffon.
Patrick sets the stage for Jeremy’s expertise, highlighting his extensive founder conversations and investment insights.
Jeremy explains how storytelling shapes fundraising, the challenges of mid‑stage companies, and the importance of cap‑table options in volatile markets.
Jeremy introduces the idea of a “billion‑dollar PDF” as a narrative that attracts massive capital and discusses its components.
The conversation shifts to how social media timelines shape influence, the subservience of billionaires to “poster” culture, and the evolving priestly class.
Jeremy and Patrick debate how entertainment prioritizes content, the role of algorithms, and the impact on reading and learning habits.
Jeremy discusses AI’s effect on white‑collar jobs, the nature of work, and how society might adapt to new forms of labor and leisure.
The episode concludes with Jeremy’s vision of finance shifting from debt‑driven models to equity‑driven, qualitative approaches, and the changing dynamics between East and West Coast capital.
Discussion of how AI and VC acquisitions are making the venture landscape more liquid and mercenary.
Analysis of the declining margins and changing economics of SaaS in the age of AI and compute costs.
Examining how AI-driven narratives distort market pricing and create irrational valuations.
The Power of Narrative in Fundsinsight
The guest explains that realized cash returns take a decade, making narrative the primary interim product that private funds sell to LPs.
Unfriendly Insider Bridge Roundsinsight
Insider bridge rounds often feature extractive terms like three-times liquidation preferences or ratchets that punish founders on the downside.
The Billion-Dollar PDF Conceptinsight
Capital often behaves like children playing soccer, following whatever foundational viewpoint or narrative crystallizes uncertainty into a clear story.
Timeline-Native White Houseinsight
The modern political administration is described as the first to be completely timeline-native, reacting to the timeline rather than traditional polling.
Net Worth as Conceptual Leaderboardinsight
Net worth and billionaire status function largely as conceptual points on a leaderboard rather than liquid capital that can be spent.
Venture Capital Outperforms Private Equityinsight
Venture capital has produced the biggest businesses in the world through equity financing, whereas private equity relies more heavily on debt and acquisition.
White Collar Work Is Largely Fabricatedinsight
Most white collar jobs do not touch shelter or food necessities and are largely made up to absorb the inflationary nature of capital.
“I think it's certainly the most unprecedented and uncertain time since the transition to the internet.”
“In the old times, you had to grind away and build this huge following.”
“And I think we've seen that with the AI stuff and even, you know, venture capital firms getting acquired and GPs leaving their firms and all that sort of stuff where it actually is becoming more liquid, more mercenary.”
“I was surprised by that, like, it's a really high percentage, whereas VCs have mostly historically been all software for the last 10 or 15 years.”
“Buffett says that he wants his estate outside of Berkshire to be put in the S and P. That's his advice to the general public.”
“You have to take a somewhat cynical view of these things as, and I maybe it's not actually cynical, just maybe the more realist view of these are businesses first and, and you know, their product is returns, but like their business, you have to recognize what sort of customer you are.”
“No GP commit, 10%, one-time upfront fee with some carry structure generally, where you're just demanding, basically, that you get paid life-changing amounts of money with zero risk.”
“I think people value complexity for the sake of complexity a lot. I think a lot of investors are in the like, feel clever, look smart game more than the money game.”
My guest today is Jeremy Giffon. Jeremy has been on the show before as one of our most popular guests, and this conversation is every bit as enjoyable as the first. Over the last 18 months, Jeremy has had hundreds of conversations with founders and with the capital behind their companies. I don't know many investors with such a high rep count in the most interesting corners of private markets, so I asked him what he has learned. We talk about what those lessons mean for founders and investors, why everyone has become subservient to the poster class, the hidden intellectual history behind Silicon Valley and much more. Please enjoy my conversation with my friend, Jeremy Giffon. For the full show notes, transcript, and links to mentioned content, check out the episode page here. ----- Become a Colossus member to get our quarterly print magazine and private audio experience, including exclusive profiles and early access to select episodes. Subscribe at colossus.com/subscribe. ----- Ramp’s mission is to help companies manage their spend in a way that reduces expenses and frees up time for teams to work on more valuable projects. Go to ramp.com/invest to sign up for free and get a $250 welcome bonus. ----- Trusted by thousands of businesses, Vanta continuously monitors your security posture and streamlines audits so you can win enterprise deals and build customer trust without the traditional overhead. Invest Like the Best listeners get a special offer of $1,000 off Vanta when you go to vanta.com/invest. ----- WorkOS is the infrastructure B2B and AI-native companies use to sell to enterprise. It covers everything enterprise security requires: SSO, SCIM, RBAC, Audit Logs, AI governance, and more. Trusted by 2,000+ fast-growing companies, including OpenAI, Anthropic, Cursor, and Vercel. ----- Rogo is the AI platform for finance. They're building agents for Wall Street that are trained to understand how bankers and investors actually do work: from diligence and modeling, to turning analysis into deliverables. To learn more, visit rogo.ai/invest. ----- Ridgeline has built a complete, real-time, modern operating system for investment managers. It handles trading, portfolio management, compliance, customer reporting, and much more through an all-in-one real-time cloud platform. Visit ridgeline.ai. ----- Editing and post-production work for this episode was provided by The Podcast Consultant. Timestamps: (00:00:00) Welcome to Invest Like The Best (00:02:02) Jeremy Giffon (00:02:34) Lessons from 18 Months of Founder Conversations (00:07:01) The Billion-Dollar PDF (00:08:13) The Unifeed & Rise of the Timeline (00:17:02) Power Law & Breakout Content (00:18:48) AI Algorithms Driving Content (00:20:38) Timeline-Native White House (00:21:09) Traits of Great Posters (00:25:27) Peak Guy & the Billionaire Priest Class (00:32:13) Billionaires Now Defer to Posters (00:34:52) Freedom vs. Relevance (00:38:53) AI & White-Collar Job Displacement (00:40:53) Stewarding Your Gifts as Moral Duty (00:43:18) Next Wave of Finance: Equity-First Firms (00:53:26) East Coast vs. West Coast Finance (00:55:34) Beating the Market Is Not That Hard (01:00:40) SPV Feudalism & Allocation (01:02:10) Egregious SPV Fee Structures (01:04:50) Simplicity vs. Complexity in Investing (01:07:15) Hiring: Attracting Differentiated Talent (01:11:00) Silicon Valley's Hidden Intellectual Traditions
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