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The host Bunnie XO and the guests tackle listener-submitted and personal vacation nightmare stories, covering bizarre travel mishaps, drunken debacles, and unfortunate bodily incidents. The conversation swings from internet rumors about the host moving away from Nashville to graphic stories involving Alaska pool tables, Mexican showers, and a legendary road trip to Tijuana. Along the way, the speakers share candid, unfiltered banter about pharmaceuticals, weird animal behaviors on their farm, and unforgettable vacation disasters.
Hosts kick off the episode with playful ribbing about a new movie and their dislike for wicker furniture.
The host explains that her California vacation home is not a relocation, addressing rumors about leaving her pets and home.
Hosts talk about customizing their Nashville home, ongoing construction, and the desire for a West Coast retreat during winter.
Hosts tease a segment on crazy vacation stories, inviting listeners to share their wild experiences.
A listener shares a humorous yet embarrassing tale of a broken foot and a drunken mishap on a trip to Alaska.
Discussion about bringing pets on planes, farmhand dynamics, and the challenges of managing chickens and roosters on the property.
Hosts conclude the episode, promise a second part for more vacation stories, and sign off with gratitude.
Wicker Movie Trailer Controversyinsight
The hosts discuss a strange UK movie trailer featuring a wicker man with visible anatomy, sparking shock and disbelief among the group.
Patience and the Law of Attractioninsight
The host explains how learning patience and letting go of chasing things transformed her perspective and brought positive energy into her life.
Moving Chickens to a Farmstory
The guests discuss rehoming their farm roosters and chickens to various families and farms, including one chicken named Sally Jesse Raphael.
Alaska Christmas Eve Disasterstory
A fighter friend wrote in about drinking too much champagne in Alaska, waking up with a broken foot, and discovering mysterious feces on a table.
Emergency Golf Course Incidentstory
A member of the group shares an embarrassing story about having an urgent bathroom emergency and using a golf course hole on a trip.
The Nine-Hour Tijuana Road Tripstory
The host recalls a wild story from her past where she bullied her friends into driving nine hours from Vegas to Tijuana while high on Xanax.
“I fucking hate Wicker. It pisses me off.”
“Everything always works out. I've learned that when you don't chase, you attract and it is so real dude, like-”
“I just got a visual, like a delayed visual dude.”
“I have to like concentrate, you know, and like wiggle around to get stuff out.”
Ask, Tell, Confess is back, and somehow we end up in a full-blown war against wicker. It starts with the new movie Wicker and quickly spirals into wicker furniture, unfortunate splinters, and why Bunnie thinks the whole damn thing should be illegal. Bunnie also clears the air about the new Cali vacation house, why Nashville will always be home, and what’s really happening with Crunchy, S’more, and all the animals on the farm. Then we get into your wildest vacation stories—from mystery poop in Alaska and traumatizing hotel moments to drunk shower hookups in Mexico and Bunnie’s own disastrous Tijuana detour. Turns out y’all have been doing some absolutely feral shit on vacation, and we didn’t even make a dent in these submissions. So yeah… Part 2 is happening. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod
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