Boo Thang Cheating & Credit Card Stealing Biathletes w/ Emily Fleming

Laci welcomes actress and writer Emily Fleming (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) to discuss the spicy and scandalous biathletes of the Winter Olympics. Emily gifts Laci and producer Jess some homemade earrings before diving into the messy story of French Olympic skier Julia Simon, who was convicted of committing credit card fraud against her teammate. Then, they discover Sturla Holm Lægreid, a Norwegian biathlete who won a bronze medal and admitted to cheating on his girlfriend of six months. Plus, shout-out to Flavor Flav for helping sponsor women athletes. Stay schemin’! Check out Emily's podcast, "Free With Ads," wherever you get your podcasts. CON-gregation, catch Scam Goddess LIVE in a city near you. Keep the scams coming and snitch on your friends by emailing us at [email protected]. Follow on Instagram: Scam Goddess Pod: @scamgoddesspod Laci Mosley: @divalaci Emily Fleming: @emflemily Research by Kathryn Doyle SOURCES https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/11/winter-olympics-french-biathlete-guilty-fraud-wins-gold-julia-simon https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/46875500/french-biathlon-star-simon-gets-suspended-ban-stealing https://www.theolympian.com/sports/olympics/article314623069.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ocF37gE_LY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oqtn1g_R2Q https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/fans-walk-out-of-wizard-of-oz-christmas-show-it-was-atrocious/ar-AA1T5csK?cvid=694eea41f59044e1b9fd2b61aea32f1b&ocid=UP97DHP https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15395335/Wizard-Oz-absolutely-diabolical-amateurish-performances-suggestive-cucumber.html https://www.tiktok.com/@everyday_withleo/video/7589230798398639382

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• 1:38Laci Mosley?

  What's poppin', congregation? It's your girl, Lacey Mosley, AKA Scam Goddess, back with you for the comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. We will see along the way. Congregation, y'all, I started a TikTok for Scam Goddess Pod. Y'all get on that page. I'll be posting videos up there and my own videos where I talk about popping scams and the zeitgeist that I cannot discuss on this show because of legal reasons. I told y'all, the Abu Ghadu Fund is not set up enough yet for me to get sued, okay? But congregation, y'all already know I'm very what? Yes, excited, thrilled, elated. Today, we have an actress, writer, and stand-up comedian on the show. You've seen her on episodes of one of my favorite shows that's on Netflix,

• 2:22Laci Mosley?

  Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Netflix's sketch series, The Characters. She currently works for the popular YouTube series, Good Mythical Morning, with Rhett and Link. You can watch her in Meals of History on Mythical Kitchen and listen to her podcast, Free With Ads, on Maximum Fun Network. Congregation, please welcome Emily Fleming to the show.

• 2:43Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 2:44Laci Mosley?

  Hello.

• 2:45Speaker 04

  Thank you so much. And it's the thing about the podcast being called Free With Ads, it makes people go, well, what's the name of it? That's literally the name of the podcast.

• 2:51Laci Mosley?

  Free With Ads.

• 2:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's just about movies that are free with ads on the internet, on YouTube, and stuff like that. So that's what it's about.

• 2:59Laci Mosley?

  Okay, you're helping the economy, because the girls are shrinking their subscription services.

• 3:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it's like on, you know, Pluto and all that stuff, too.

• 3:07Laci Mosley?

  I've got, I've got a new business proposition. It's called Plugged In, where all of the shows are on one network and you pay one flat fee for all of them.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  You mean cable, like just, no, no?

• 3:19Laci Mosley?

  It's new. It's called Plugged In.

• 3:22Speaker 04

  I mean, that would be a great, that's a great app idea, where it's like, you pick your shows, and then it just creates a little package for you.

• 3:29Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, and then, yeah, and then what if the streamers just got a cut of how many shows that they liked from the network that they own?

• 3:37Speaker 04

  And then I bet they'd learn which things to buy.

• 3:39Laci Mosley?

  And which things to not cancel.

• 3:41Speaker 04

  Right.

• 3:42Laci Mosley?

  Because it's become a Ponzi scheme. And I know this from like, heads of networks who have told me on shows, like, our main concern is getting new subscribers. So even if a show is successful, those subscribers, that's all money. They already got your money. They're trying to have a new splashy show with some hot sexy teens getting murdered in a small town, and then they'll turn it right off as soon as they got your $17.99.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think, well, it's also like, how do you figure out ratings when it's on streaming? Like, that's, and I don't know how that works. I mean, on YouTube, you could see the view count. So I always kind of wonder.

• 4:13Laci Mosley?

  They get to make it up.

• 4:15Speaker 04

  Really?

• 4:17Speaker 04

  See, I'm about to start my own channel and I don't know if I've got the cash flow to

• 4:21Laci Mosley?

  We're getting so many ratings, so good.

• 4:23Speaker 04

  To make it up yet.

• 4:24Laci Mosley?

  Biggest ratings, huge.

• 4:26Speaker 04

  Well, hey, I have a little gift for you and your producer Jess.

• 4:30Laci Mosley?

  Okay, what's that?

• 4:31Speaker 04

  I have a jewelry little brand.

• 4:33Laci Mosley?

  Oh, wow.

• 4:34Speaker 04

  That on an Etsy store. It's all real gemstones and it's either sterling silver or gold filled.

• 4:41Laci Mosley?

  Nice.

• 4:41Speaker 04

  Which, so I made you, it looked like you liked red.

• 4:44Laci Mosley?

  Yes, I love red.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  So, these are real faceted garnets.

• 4:48Laci Mosley?

  Oh, thank you so much.

• 4:49Speaker 04

  And that's a little polishing cloth.

• 4:51Laci Mosley?

  Oh.

• 4:51Speaker 04

  And then I've got, for Jess, I'll give these to you later.

• 4:54Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I love gold.

• 4:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's gold filled. So, gold filled is better than plated because it's molecularly bonded to the base metal. Which means like, you know, plated is just like kind of on top of, so.

• 5:05Laci Mosley?

  Slapping it on.

• 5:05Speaker 04

  Gold filled is like, there's gold underneath and on the top of the base metal. And then it is bonded, like kind of how you dunk a cookie in milk, it becomes part of it.

• 5:15Laci Mosley?

  Ooh.

• 5:16Speaker 04

  So, it's not an alloy, it's bonded. So, it doesn't, it won't come off.

• 5:21Laci Mosley?

  How did you get into this?

• 5:23Speaker 04

  I worked in estate jewelry since I was 15. I've started working at a state jewelry store, A.J. Martin Estate Jewelry Store in Nashville. I'm from Nashville.

• 5:30Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 5:31Speaker 04

  So, if you go to Nashville, go to A.J. Martin Estate Jewelry and ask, say that Frosty sent you.

• 5:36Laci Mosley?

  Frost, okay, see, this already sounds scamming to me already, Frosty.

• 5:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, and the lady.

• 5:40Laci Mosley?

  Emily, you have red hair. Where did Frosty come from?

• 5:43Speaker 04

  Uh, no, this is fake. Uh, this is scam. Um, in high school, I was eventually diagnosed with ADHD.

• 5:49Laci Mosley?

  Same.

• 5:50Speaker 04

  But, and when I was 15, I was flaky and had a hard time paying attention, so I was Frosted Flake, which turned into Frosty.

• 5:57Laci Mosley?

  I love that.

• 5:58Speaker 04

  And so, it's still Frosty. But like, so she, um, if you say that I sent you, she might be nicer to you. She's a character.

• 6:05Laci Mosley?

  I love that. I feel like in estate jewelry, you have to be, because is this like, coming from people when they passed away? Or is it like, also like, people who got divorced, or is it like bonding?

• 6:14Speaker 04

  I think the jewelers go to estate sales and maybe that's what it's from. But also, she does this cool thing where she makes engagement rings more affordable by creating like, molds of vintage settings.

• 6:26Laci Mosley?

  Oh, nice.

• 6:27Speaker 04

  So she can reproduce like old, old settings with new stones put in. So gemstones and stuff. So it's like not as expensive as if you bought the original piece, but it's still the design that you would like. She's really cool. I'm like promoting this store. But no, she's amazing. Her, her stuff is amazing. Go check it out and tell her I sent you. But Jess, I made you some little amethyst drops because I looked at y'all's Instagram and you kind of do the delicate thing. You do the more delicate, which I'm.

• 6:56Laci Mosley?

  I'm going for more crime boss. I'm, I'm going.

• 7:00Speaker 04

  Those are really good garnets, just so you know.

• 7:02Laci Mosley?

  So beautiful.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  Cause you have good jewelry.

• 7:04Laci Mosley?

  On the Instagram.

• 7:05Speaker 04

  Like you've got my dream jewelry that like, I really want some Van Cleef and I really want some Cartier like one day. But for now I'm doing.

• 7:12Laci Mosley?

  You can name and all my jewelry, girl. That is all fake.

• 7:15Speaker 04

  It's all beautiful. No, no, you should, you should collect pieces that you'll have forever.

• 7:22Laci Mosley?

  Of course, allegedly.

• 7:22Speaker 04

  And then put me in your will.

• 7:25Laci Mosley?

  And then it goes to the estate.

• 7:26Speaker 04

  Which I will die first, but.

• 7:28Laci Mosley?

  I don't know about that. We never know.

• 7:29Speaker 04

  You don't, this is the first day you met me and you'll find out.

• 7:33Laci Mosley?

  Well, speaking of meeting you, we always ask on this podcast, Emily, what is your relationship with scams? Do you love them? Do you hate them? Have you ever been scammed? It could literally be anything.

• 7:43Speaker 04

  I'm the easiest person to scam. I am very like, I don't know. I, I feel like I trust people at first. I'm getting better, even though I'm almost 40. Why am I still like falling for this stuff? But.

• 7:55Laci Mosley?

  I don't think there's an age to it.

• 7:57Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 7:57Laci Mosley?

  It's all about needs. It's not about naivete. It's not about intellect. It's just about if you have a specific need, especially if that need is urgent, there's always going to be someone out there to exploit it.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, manipulation. I'm pretty easy to manipulate, I'd say.

• 8:10Laci Mosley?

  Emily, why you giving it all up for free? You're just giving it out. Well, the scammers listening like.

• 8:14Speaker 04

  Well, here's the thing. I'll tell you how I've started to protect myself. My family is going to do that thing where you create the, you know, the, the secret code word for if somebody.

• 8:24Laci Mosley?

  Something's actually really happening.

• 8:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. So if somebody's pretending to be a family member and call you with like an AI voice or whatever, that we know the, the password so that, you know, they can't scam you.

• 8:37Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  But we haven't figured that out yet. But I'm getting ones for every family member and I'm like using packaging tape to laminate them on little cards.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  And it's hard to think of ones for different people.

• 8:49Laci Mosley?

  Why can't you all just have the same one?

• 8:51Speaker 04

  No, I'm not, I'm not playing with that, cuz what if, what if one of them-

• 8:54Laci Mosley?

  Well, one of your cousins be yapping and they're gonna give it up?

• 8:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know, like, I don't know, I don't trust it. I want everyone to have their own. My passwords recently have all been cryptic messages to whoever is trying to hack me.

• 9:06Laci Mosley?

  Oh, okay, so you write like a little letter, that's your password?

• 9:09Speaker 04

  So, I've changed all of these, but these are past ones I've used, I've brought them with me. I'll kill your mom, one, two, three, exclamation point, I'm talking to you.

• 9:19Laci Mosley?

  So you just say you wanna, like, you wanna be on a watch list?

• 9:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I want whoever's sending-

• 9:23Laci Mosley?

  FBI definitely goes where you are, Emily.

• 9:25Speaker 04

  I will find you six, six, six, I have a special set of skills, seven, six, eight, nine, and I will find out where you live, one, eight, hundred, try me bitch. Like, those are all ones that I've done, and now there's other ones, but like, they're different now, I'm not doing those anymore.

• 9:40Laci Mosley?

  These are pretty menacing. You also have like full sentences, I know you password protected.

• 9:43Speaker 04

  Yes, yes.

• 9:44Laci Mosley?

  uppercase, lowercase, special character.

• 9:45Speaker 04

  Dash, special character, everywhere I can, um, yeah, so I do those, so it's like, don't, don't get me, but also, I don't, I don't know where you live.

• 9:55Laci Mosley?

  But I'll figure, you know, you give them that Liam Neeson.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, Liam Neeson, I was like, I will find out where you live.

• 9:59Laci Mosley?

  Neck chop, two, eight, one, four, three.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  Neck chop?

• 10:03Laci Mosley?

  Neck chop, that's a good one, y'all take that, somebody take that one, okay? That's all he did in that movie, he barely shot anybody, he just hit him in the neck, like, oh, it was going down.

• 10:12Speaker 04

  I bet a neck chop, I think that just getting hit in the nose is the worst. Have you ever like accidentally just subtly hit your nose on something?

• 10:19Laci Mosley?

  I have not, thank goodness.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  Takes you out, like it takes you out.

• 10:23Laci Mosley?

  I do know that thrusty move that they taught us, they're like, women, learn how to thrust nose bone into the brain.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  That is so painful, I bet, to the point where I don't even wanna do it. I feel so bad for it, but, um, yeah, eyeballs and nose.

• 10:36Laci Mosley?

  Yep.

• 10:36Speaker 04

  This is going great.

• 10:37Laci Mosley?

  It is. So Emily's solutions to fighting scammers is physically fighting them.

• 10:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, finding out. I'm gonna dox them.

• 10:45Laci Mosley?

  Dox them, fight them. We're taking a head-on approach.

• 10:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, head-on.

• 10:50Laci Mosley?

  So we don't even need the police. Nah, don't worry about it. I got it.

• 10:53Speaker 04

  Those are my scams, I guess. Like, I'm trying to prevent the scams. It's been like, you know, I've been hacked. I've dealt with all of it.

• 10:59Laci Mosley?

  When you were hacked, what happened?

• 11:01Speaker 04

  They got into my bank account.

• 11:03Laci Mosley?

  Oh shit, they got into the real hacker.

• 11:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was bad and some money disappeared, but I'm terrible with money anyway. So it's like, it took some convincing at Bank of America.

• 11:14Laci Mosley?

  Oh no.

• 11:15Speaker 04

  That PayPal didn't just take that out, because I did it.

• 11:18Laci Mosley?

  Bank of America is always like, this, this you, we don't know you.

• 11:21Speaker 04

  This one looked like something I'd do. I have an eBay addiction.

• 11:26Laci Mosley?

  Okay, so they're like.

• 11:26Speaker 04

  PayPal is always, I'm riding it up.

• 11:29Laci Mosley?

  PayPal is, I'm beefing with PayPal right now because like if you, PayPal will suggest people from your contacts to send and they will add random people with the same name that aren't in your contacts.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  Oh my god, I didn't know that.

• 11:40Laci Mosley?

  And I made a mistake and sent money to someone like that before. I cancelled it immediately. PayPal still sent it through. They lied about it. They said that the bank was holding it up. I called my bank. My bank was like, no, we're not doing it. Like, they just.

• 11:51Speaker 04

  Will they use an image of someone you know, too?

• 11:53Laci Mosley?

  Um, no, but they, like, it was just like the, all the names were similar and I just accidentally clicked the wrong one. Immediately realized, because it just goes through after one. There's no like second, second confirmation.

• 12:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:02Laci Mosley?

  Like, Zelle would be like, you sure? Are you really sure? Girl, for real though, because if it's gone, it's gone. Don't call us. PayPal's like, yes, bah. Like, what the fuck? And then like, they don't have a way to call them. You have to just message them. It's all AI chatbots. They completely screwed me over. Fuck PayPal. And I think the reason that the company did it was because the commission on the amount that I sent, they just wanted to keep their part of it.

• 12:23Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 12:23Laci Mosley?

  You guys are bastards. So, I don't know. I recommend Zelle or be really, really careful with PayPal and don't ever use their suggested list because it's not just people you know. It's not your contacts. They literally will put anybody in there. It's crazy.

• 12:35Speaker 04

  That's how they were able to scam me. So it's like, I guess that's, you know, Venmo's been okay. So far it's been okay.

• 12:41Laci Mosley?

  I lost my login to Venmo.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 12:43Laci Mosley?

  But I do miss getting on Venmo because I like to be in nosey. I like before they had a private Venmo and you just had to show everything that you were Venmoing.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  Well, you can still see people's emojis and go, I wonder what that was for.

• 12:52Laci Mosley?

  Right, but that's only if they want you to see it, because you can put your Venmo on private now.

• 12:55Speaker 04

  Nah, I put those little emojis in there.

• 12:56Laci Mosley?

  I'm like, I want to see it. It used to be fun. So we used to troll it like Facebook and be like, for drugs. And then Venmo was like, I don't know if y'all are serious.

• 13:02Speaker 04

  It's like, snowflake, snowflake, snowflake.

• 13:04Laci Mosley?

  My mom was like, we actually don't know if y'all sell drugs anymore, so you have to stop doing this.

• 13:08Speaker 04

  No, we went to the ice rink.

• 13:10Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, we went to the ice rink. This is like, yeah. You know how the ice rink got eight balls of ice?

• 13:16Speaker 04

  Dude, I was thinking about ice skating. Well, of course, the Olympics, but I was thinking about ice skating.

• 13:20Laci Mosley?

  I've been obsessed with Alyssa Lu.

• 13:23Speaker 04

  It was so good. But I was remembering how, you know, Madonna's album Ray of Light, remember?

• 13:30Speaker 04

  It's my favorite, like Madonna album. But there's that song Frozen.

• 13:37Speaker 04

  Oh, damn, you got a good voice.

• 13:40Laci Mosley?

  No, I love that album. I actually really love that album.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  And like when I went to ice skating parties as a kid and that came out, we would just, I sucked at ice skating. So we would just be on our knees, like doing the music video in the middle of the ice skating rink. And I think that was more fun than the skating.

• 13:55Laci Mosley?

  Honestly, if the music was on, like.

• 13:58Speaker 04

  Oh, I would request it. I'd go up and request for them to play it.

• 14:02Laci Mosley?

  What a time. I love that for you. Look, you still got out on the ice. You didn't have to skate. You still have the vibes.

• 14:07Speaker 04

  I won't ever do it again. I will never ice skate again.

• 14:10Laci Mosley?

  Why?

• 14:10Speaker 04

  I'm not interested in getting injured doing things I don't want to do.

• 14:14Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 14:15Speaker 04

  Like, I'll go get injured, I don't know, drinking.

• 14:20Laci Mosley?

  A lot of people do that.

• 14:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, or shopping or something. I'll do that. Yeah, like doing something, but I'm not, you cannot catch me on roller skates, on ice skates. I don't drive.

• 14:31Laci Mosley?

  You don't drive?

• 14:32Speaker 04

  No.

• 14:32Laci Mosley?

  Do you live in Los Angeles?

• 14:33Speaker 04

  Yes, I do.

• 14:34Laci Mosley?

  And you don't drive? Wow, that is a flex.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  I don't want to do it. I've lived here 10 years.

• 14:38Laci Mosley?

  You're not in those Waymos though, are you?

• 14:39Speaker 04

  Hell, no. I will never get in a Waymo. Ever.

• 14:42Laci Mosley?

  Your life is way more dangerous if you're in one of those.

• 14:44Speaker 04

  I don't drive because, partially because I don't want to deal with the police. And then a Waymo went right into the middle of a.

• 14:52Speaker 04

  A standoff. So, no, Waymo's not, not doing what I want. So I'm not doing that.

• 14:57Laci Mosley?

  I just don't understand why they exist. Like, I think we've gotten to a point in technology where we've done enough. Like, and now they're trying to force, like, remember when technology used to be exciting? I feel like this is such a scam now. Yeah, we're like the nano. And then remember when everything got smaller and that was sexy? There was like, oh, it's so tiny. It's so tiny. It's in your hand. Like, yeah, this is a cellphone. You just put it up to your mouth and you clip this part to your ear.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  What happened to the chip in our brains? Like, where's that?

• 15:22Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, where's the chip? Where's, where's the black mirror? Like, I push my, my temple and then it's like, I'm watching a movie.

• 15:28Speaker 04

  You're gonna ruin us with AI. Do it right. Put it in my brain.

• 15:33Laci Mosley?

  It's so sad. I really wish that all the bigots out there would realize that that's really the real replacement theory. Girl, they trying to get you with AI, not brown people. Brown people are not the AI you think we are.

• 15:44Speaker 04

  Oh, but I'm coming to get you because I know where your mom lives 666 exclamation point.

• 15:49Laci Mosley?

  Okay, Emily's got a special set of skills and she's coming, okay? Skills.

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• 18:13Laci Mosley?

  So let's get into our episode today. Uh, this is a segment I like to call Historic Hoodwinks, where I will regale Emily with a famous con caper scheme, group of criminals. We don't know yet. Maybe we love them, maybe we hate them. I mean, we're kind of just getting off of the Olympics, the Winter Olympics. So exciting. And everyone cares just as much as the Summer Olympics.

• 18:35Speaker 04

  I don't know. I'm a bigger fan of the winter because it's like, it's like, who's gonna die?

• 18:42Speaker 04

  You know, the Summer Olympics is like, yay, sports. The Winter Olympics is like, oh, boy, here comes the skeleton. Somebody's gonna die.

• 18:48Laci Mosley?

  Okay, listen, you're right. The airlifting people be like, no, this is our moment. But they be waiting. They're like, somebody's gonna...

• 18:55Speaker 04

  We've been practicing this all.

• 18:56Laci Mosley?

  Keep the chopper running because somebody's gonna need to get picked up.

• 19:00Speaker 04

  No, it's true because when I was like nine, I can't remember there was a Winter Olympics when I was a kid and there was somebody who went over the edge of the thing. And I went, is he gonna be okay? My mom was like, yeah, yeah.

• 19:13Laci Mosley?

  So French Olympic skier Julia Simon, who was convicted of committing credit card fraud against her teammate, just won a gold medal in her event and her victim came in 80th place, proving that crime does pay, at least in certain winter sports. So this is her. Now she got the shush sign up like, don't tell nobody I was robbing everybody. Like, Julia Simon. So, you know, they say that like cheaters never win, but you know, sometimes you gotta cheat them to beat them. And she did credit card fraud against somebody she was competing against. She won gold and the victim came in 80th place. So we'll start with what sport Julia competes in. So she does the biathlon.

• 19:57Laci Mosley?

  That's the event that combines two winter sports, right? So the first is cross-country skiing and the other one is rifle shooting. Actually, literally just, uh, I'm, I met a new friend who's an Olympian and learned about the biathlon. So it's like they do all the skiing. And then they ski down and then they gotta go to this area where they're doing their like marksman with the with the rifle. So they have to shoot down these targets. Now you gotta shoot them down like If you miss one, then you gotta spin the block to go get some more bullets. So then you gotta go ski back, you gotta go ski back again. And get you some more bullets and you gotta come back down and be like And then if you don't make it all the way, you gotta ski back around, ski back around, get some more bullets. And now, now I know what you're thinking.

• 20:36Speaker 04

  Why Yosemite Sam came up with this?

• 20:41Laci Mosley?

  Honestly, that's one thing I do love about the Winter Olympics, because they just be doing anything. They be doing anything. They were like, I don't know, what if we have them ski and then they shoot and then they gotta go get some more bullets in there?

• 20:52Speaker 04

  Listen, taser skiing, that's coming back. We're gonna do that.

• 20:55Laci Mosley?

  Taser skiing is where it's like, we taze them while they're skiing and then they gotta get back up and keep skiing. And then if they don't, then they out. What about that?

• 21:04Speaker 04

  Oh, this, is it Vikings? Is this was the thing that they did that?

• 21:07Laci Mosley?

  What if we have people slide down a very, very high incline with no ramp and then they gotta fly through the air and then somehow land?

• 21:14Speaker 04

  They're trying to die. Like, let's get, you know what's dangerous? Going downhill on ice on very fast skis. Let's put a gun in there.

• 21:22Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, let's put a gun in there, because it wasn't dangerous enough. And they were like, how can we make it more dangerous?

• 21:26Speaker 04

  One hand has scissors, the other one has a Glock.

• 21:32Laci Mosley?

  That's at the top of the ski poles, a Glock and scissors. What are we doing, guys?

• 21:38Speaker 04

  Just got duct tape, like, hold them on.

• 21:40Laci Mosley?

  They're like, y'all are gonna watch the Olympic, the Winter Olympics, okay? Y'all said we were poor and now we got guns. What else do you want?

• 21:47Speaker 04

  It's like Clockwork Orange, two eyes like taped open.

• 21:54Laci Mosley?

  So it did come from a tradition, apparently, called ski warfare, which was common in countries like Norway, Sweden, and Denmark for hundreds of years now. Norway and Denmark, y'all ain't never been nobody's war countries, so this makes sense. Ski warfare, what are we doing? Like, this is like... So now we have this photo, it'll be on the Instagram. We have, is he holding a baby?

• 22:17Speaker 04

  Yep, looks like a baby, which they left it with two men. I don't know.

• 22:21Laci Mosley?

  Why would you leave two men with skis and an axe and a baby? And swords and bows and arrows. Okay, so we have two men. They look like they're from the Elden Times. They're wearing lots of-

• 22:32Speaker 04

  They're wearing a helmet. Does the baby have a helmet?

• 22:34Laci Mosley?

  Baby ain't got no helmet. Baby got a hat. Maybe it's a little baby helmet.

• 22:38Speaker 04

  Got a little hat.

• 22:39Laci Mosley?

  But, so these men are skiing. They have spears and like arrows tucked behind their backs. They're wearing furs. They're wearing like metal armor.

• 22:49Speaker 04

  It's a gorgeous painting.

• 22:51Laci Mosley?

  It really is.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  I hope to God this is an AI.

• 22:54Laci Mosley?

  I know. And they're skiing downhill, I guess to go to war. You know how sometimes you gotta bring a baby to war because you don't got no sitter?

• 23:01Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 23:01Laci Mosley?

  So you gotta bring a baby to war.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  Definitely. I don't have one. I don't have one.

• 23:06Laci Mosley?

  I don't have a baby either.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 23:07Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I don't know about bringing them to war, but I guess they gotta be employed. I'm like, what is the baby gonna do? They have a shield in front of the baby, but the baby's clearly still exposed.

• 23:14Speaker 04

  That's true. You know, I want to babysit my friends' kids and they won't let me.

• 23:17Laci Mosley?

  Really?

• 23:18Speaker 04

  I know. I don't know what that's about.

• 23:19Laci Mosley?

  I feel like you would probably be too fun. They could stay up, have candy for dinner.

• 23:23Speaker 04

  I have a dress up like chest, full of costumes and wigs. Like, I am the ultimate cool girl babysitter and I have tons of arts and craft supplies. And I'll only be a little drunk. Not like, not like, not all the way drunk. Like just two Amstel lights in.

• 23:38Laci Mosley?

  Right. I won't leave the stove on or nothing. The babies will be chilling.

• 23:42Speaker 04

  A nip of old granddad whiskey.

• 23:44Laci Mosley?

  I think they're worried that they're gonna give them a little nip.

• 23:46Speaker 04

  No, I would-

• 23:47Laci Mosley?

  Like it's time for bed.

• 23:48Speaker 04

  Why would I share? I'm not giving them anything. They can wear my little dress up clothes and then I gotta take them back.

• 23:54Laci Mosley?

  Why would I share? It's hilarious. Not like, oh, I've never do that to kids. Why would I share?

• 23:58Speaker 04

  No, that's mine.

• 23:59Laci Mosley?

  That was the real thing with the scam about Halloween. I remember they always be like, oh, the kids are gonna like check all the Halloween candy because adults are putting weed in the kids' candy. We were like, why would we do that? Why would I give you my good weed to the kids?

• 24:10Speaker 04

  Also, those are my razor blades. I'm on a budget.

• 24:14Laci Mosley?

  These kids are unemployed. You want them to give, you want me to give them my good, hard-earned weed? No, absolutely not.

• 24:18Speaker 04

  No.

• 24:19Laci Mosley?

  So, the ski warfare. So they're saying that this comes from a real place where they used to do this in Denmark and Sweden, where they would ski and they would fight on the skis. In the Olympics, by-athlete ski is a cross-country race and they stop periodically for shooting bouts. Who would choose to compete in this random and somewhat threatening combination of two unrelated things? Ah, well, it's, it's the perfect example of a very specific type of person. Because how'd you get into these kind of shenanigans? And what I'm talking about is like, movie villains. You know, like when James Bond is hiding out in the ski chalet, like these type of people. This is who, and look, we have a little clip here. Of James Bond in the ski chalet.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Look at this Devo-looking guy. That looks like a baby on his back.

• 25:01Laci Mosley?

  So let's see what's going on in this, this, this ski chalet. He's got a baddie in there, she's in a robe, and he's like, "Bye, girl, I gotta go."

• 25:08Speaker 06

  So does England.

• 25:12Laci Mosley?

  I love that he's taller than the door.

• 25:13Speaker 04

  Woo, look at that fur.

• 25:14Laci Mosley?

  Oh, yes. Let's go, mama. Oh, but she's a honeypot, so as soon as he closes the door... He has just left. He has just left. Over and out.

• 25:23Speaker 06

  Message received. We are waiting. Over and out.

• 25:29Laci Mosley?

  Ah, cinema. Cinema.

• 25:32Speaker 04

  What a, what a, you know, incognito outfit, too.

• 25:37Laci Mosley?

  Right, bright yellow. Because, you know, on the snow, nobody's gonna catch you.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  It's like a big McDonald's commercial outfit that he's got going on.

• 25:43Laci Mosley?

  And then the bad guys are wearing red and black, so nobody's really hidden.

• 25:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, we want to know whose team everybody's on.

• 25:49Laci Mosley?

  So, right now, they're shooting at James Bond while we skiing. You know how you be skiing and dodging bullets? Yeah, yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  Where's a bear when you need one?

• 25:57Laci Mosley?

  Right, beautiful. So, you know, this is a very specific type of thing. So somebody must have watched this James Bond movie and was like, "I want to do that." And the Olympics was like, "Boy, do we have news for you. You can do it here."

• 26:09Speaker 04

  I wonder how long this sport has been in the Winter Olympics.

• 26:13Laci Mosley?

  I mean, the concept of it has been around for a while. I don't know how long this sport has existed. We can pull that up. But while we do that, so then we have some French biathlon drama. So, right, we have Julie Simone. She's 29, and she's the most decorated French athlete in the world championship history. She competed at the 2022 and 2026 Winter Olympics, where she won one silver and two gold medals, respectively. She's a very big deal in the biathlon community. So they said if they see a gun and some skis, like, it's time to call Julia, okay? Okay?

• 26:48Laci Mosley?

  And this is, the biathlon has been in the Olympics since 1960.

• 26:52Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 26:53Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 26:53Speaker 04

  Hey, that's a while.

• 26:55Laci Mosley?

  That's a while. What is that, like, 65 years that people have been skiing and shooting and shooting and skiing? So she was accused of repeatedly using the credit card of her French teammate, Justine Blaser Bouget, and of the French team's

• 27:10Speaker 04

  You know she's got money on that credit card with that name.

• 27:13Laci Mosley?

  Justine Blaser Bouget.

• 27:15Speaker 04

  Bouget?

• 27:16Laci Mosley?

  Bouget, like, Bouget is in your name, girl.

• 27:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, you got

• 27:19Laci Mosley?

  Like, what do you mean, you got money, girl, Miss Bouget?

• 27:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, your credit, um, extension has gotta be high.

• 27:24Laci Mosley?

  Like, I feel like you probably didn't even notice, Mouche Bouget.

• 27:28Laci Mosley?

  And she was also using this physiotherapist's card number two to make online shopping purchases of almost $2,000 between 2021 and 2022. So between 2021 and 2022, you stole $2,000 from two people. One of them is Bouget. I don't feel like they would notice that amount of money gone. Two years, $2,000 in this economy? Like, they probably just thought, like, it's not giving, like, a lot of credit card fraud for me.

• 27:52Speaker 04

  Do we know what she spent the money on?

• 27:54Laci Mosley?

  She was doing online shopping purchases. And honestly, this is giving me, like, you got your Amazon on Restock for Toilet Paper or something. Like, I don't know how much you're getting in $2,000 over two years, plus shipping and handling?

• 28:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:06Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Well, maybe she got herself a free shipping membership on whatever.

• 28:12Laci Mosley?

  Right. Well, even if she got a membership, is she charging it to the card? Shit is expensive these days. I can't bet my eyes at $2,000 worth of theft over two years, or one year, rather.

• 28:21Speaker 04

  I can change my life with $2,000 personally.

• 28:23Laci Mosley?

  I just feel like over a year, $2,000?

• 28:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's nothing.

• 28:26Laci Mosley?

  That's nothing.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I probably bummed drinks for my friends for that amount.

• 28:30Laci Mosley?

  Right. I don't want to know what's costing me $2,000 a year. I already know, and I don't want to know it. So at first she denied doing it, and for three years she said she was a victim of identity theft and was innocent. So she said, "Identity theft, you, they identity thefted me."

• 28:46Speaker 04

  That's wild.

• 28:46Laci Mosley?

  She tried to make herself the victim here.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  She couldn't find a hairbrush with that credit card, I guess.

• 28:52Laci Mosley?

  Because she was too busy being identity theft.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:53Laci Mosley?

  You know what I mean? She was like, "Let go of me."

• 28:55Speaker 04

  Is she the one who stole the stuff? Or is she the one who got stolen?

• 28:58Laci Mosley?

  This is Julia Simone.

• 28:59Speaker 04

  That's right. Okay, I'll make fun of your hair.

• 29:01Laci Mosley?

  So, yes, no, we have free reign, free reign to make fun of her hair. So we know she didn't buy a brush with the $2,000. So during her court hearing in October of 2025, it was revealed that she had pictures of the stolen credit cards on her phone.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 29:16Laci Mosley?

  So I will say that this specific type of sport, like especially the Winter Olympics in general, I find you have to have, it's like a higher barrier to entry because you can't just ski without having money. Skiing is an expensive sport to get into in the first place, and you have to have access to these places to ski, all the proper equipment, instructor, all of these things, right?

• 29:36Speaker 04

  A lot of people don't know that the all Olympic athletes, they don't get paid to be at the Olympics. Like it is, you are doing this for the love of the game, pretty much.

• 29:46Laci Mosley?

  Like, some of them be homeless, like Flavor Flav has literally been sponsoring Olympic athletes.

• 29:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, was it the water polo team for the women's? And now he's like, isn't he paying for the women's hockey team to have like a fun time in Vegas or something?

• 29:59Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, he's doing something for the women's team.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  That's so cool.

• 30:02Laci Mosley?

  And I know, I wish he was getting the respect that's new dog gets at the Olympics. Because I'm like, Flavor Flav is actually out here like cutting a check for these girls so they can go home with something.

• 30:09Speaker 04

  And I know that, you know, Flavor of Love, there's some problematic stuff, but that was the 2000s.

• 30:13Laci Mosley?

  During that time, everything was so problematic.

• 30:16Speaker 04

  I know, but man, that show was great.

• 30:18Laci Mosley?

  It was, because those people had nothing to lose. Nobody was trying to get on there so they could sell, you know, Flat Tummy Tea on Instagram. Like, the girls just did it for the love of the game.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  They also just were great, like, interesting people. Like, they really, none of them were alike.

• 30:33Laci Mosley?

  They weren't trying to be a meme, they weren't, like, they turned into them, but they weren't, they were just themselves.

• 30:39Speaker 04

  I was also a Rock of Love fan as well.

• 30:41Laci Mosley?

  I was too. I watched all of them, I'm sorry, I saw all the trash.

• 30:44Speaker 04

  I mean, was it True, was it True Life? What was the one where all the celebrities were living in a house?

• 30:50Laci Mosley?

  Oh.

• 30:51Speaker 04

  This, no, man, this is gonna kill me.

• 30:53Laci Mosley?

  Uh, ooh.

• 30:54Speaker 04

  But there was one-

• 30:55Laci Mosley?

  Cause that's how Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor of Love met.

• 30:58Speaker 04

  Yes, yes.

• 30:59Laci Mosley?

  And it was called, ooh.

• 31:01Speaker 04

  I know, this is killing me. But yeah, no, that's how Flavor of Love became a show was cuz of him on that show.

• 31:07Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  And how charismatic-

• 31:08Laci Mosley?

  Cause I had strange love after that. Was it the Surreal Life? It was the Surreal Life. Thank you, Rich. It was the Surreal Life.

• 31:15Speaker 04

  Surreal Life was amazing. And Vern Troyer piss- like pissing in a bush.

• 31:18Laci Mosley?

  Everything about it. People were unmuted. They had nothing to lose and everything's a game.

• 31:22Speaker 04

  And some of it was like really sweet too. Like people had little friendships and stuff and it was like, I don't know, kinda nice.

• 31:29Laci Mosley?

  It was before people got into this as a job. That was when reality TV was just like, I really wanna be on TV and I'll just be myself. And now people are like, I'm a reality TV professional.

• 31:38Speaker 04

  To be a club promoter.

• 31:39Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 31:39Speaker 04

  Afterwards.

• 31:40Laci Mosley?

  Exactly.

• 31:41Speaker 04

  Would you be on a reality TV show?

• 31:42Laci Mosley?

  Uh, I'm not allowed to, but-

• 31:44Speaker 04

  What? What do you mean?

• 31:45Laci Mosley?

  But, I can't. Career-wise. But, but I have, there were some that I was like, I don't know, I would do like a dating show. I feel like I could do a dating show. I would never be allowed to.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  I don't think there's any that seem that fun that I would do.

• 31:57Laci Mosley?

  Not anymore. Now they wanna lock you in the dark, not give you food or water and like make you go insane and then be like, look how crazy this person is.

• 32:05Speaker 04

  Mr. Beast is on skis, holding a gun to your head, like?

• 32:09Laci Mosley?

  He's chasing me down the hill, shooting me.

• 32:11Speaker 04

  He's chasing me and a hundred other people with different age ranges.

• 32:14Laci Mosley?

  Right. Down the hill.

• 32:16Speaker 04

  I have one almond to survive for thirty days.

• 32:18Laci Mosley?

  I had to ski over a grandma. She was still alive. Like, no, no. I cannot be in his fucking saw ass social experiment.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  No, thank you.

• 32:27Laci Mosley?

  So she did not do this, right? Julia said, I didn't do this, right? I'm a victim too. During her court hearing in 2025, it was revealed that she had pictures, right, of the stolen credit cards on her phone. So that's a little conspicuous, Julia. So Julia confessed that she did do it, oops, but still maintains that she has no memory of the crimes. She said, I can't explain it. I don't remember doing it. I can't make sense of it. Not that I was on Ambien and I stole a credit card. That's a new one.

• 32:56Speaker 04

  At this point, people really just don't know how to apologize. I think like, and just fess up to things.

• 33:03Laci Mosley?

  If I don't remember it, did I really do it?

• 33:04Speaker 04

  She did it and she remembers all of it.

• 33:06Laci Mosley?

  If a memory falls in the forest.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  If a memory falls in the-

• 33:08Laci Mosley?

  If a credit card fraud happens in a forest, did it make a sound?

• 33:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true.

• 33:16Laci Mosley?

  Did it go boop boop? I don't know.

• 33:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know. But you know, what's funny, I worked in retail in New York. That was like when I lived there and a little bit when I lived here in LA. And the bit like I was a salesperson that had a client book, right? So you had people's credit card numbers. And so if they wanted to buy something, they'd call you and you go, okay, you want me to use this card?

• 33:40Laci Mosley?

  Send it to them, remember?

• 33:41Speaker 04

  Because there were people I had that had like multiple homes and they'd want two of the same things sent to different homes for wardrobe and stuff. But there were salespeople that would take their client books and go run up the card.

• 33:55Laci Mosley?

  And like some for you, some for me.

• 33:56Speaker 04

  And I think that sucked because it made other salespeople's like, you know, it makes it look like a scam and then your client book is screwed because people won't want to work with you because somebody.

• 34:08Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, because it affects the whole reputation.

• 34:10Speaker 04

  Somebody bought three nights at the Ritz Carlton, which that's true. I worked with somebody who did that.

• 34:15Laci Mosley?

  Okay, see, that was bold as hell to me. I feel like if you have somebody who's super rich and you're buying stuff for them and they're like, oh, can you buy these things?

• 34:20Speaker 04

  They're gonna know it's you.

• 34:21Laci Mosley?

  What if you bought those things and then you're like, and one for me? Like, okay, that I can kind of understand. That's smarter. But for you to take their whole credit card to another establishment?

• 34:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:30Laci Mosley?

  And check in?

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:32Laci Mosley?

  Also, like hotel credit card theft is one of the dumbest things you can do because maybe we know where you are.

• 34:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:36Laci Mosley?

  When they get the alert, they're like, where are they? The Ritz Carlton.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  That's how they busted him.

• 34:41Laci Mosley?

  Robbery.

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• 36:53Laci Mosley?

  The court found Julia guilty of her credit card fraud and fined her $34,000 US dollars with a suspended sentence of three months in prison, which hasn't started yet. The French Ski Federation also found her guilty and gave her a six-month suspension from skiing, which must not have started yet because she just won at the Olympics in February of this year. So they were like, yeah, you're suspended, but you also are very good at skiing and shooting, so come ski and shoot, pow, pow, pow, and then you're suspended right after that, and then you gotta go to jail.

• 37:21Speaker 04

  That doesn't sound very suspended.

• 37:23Laci Mosley?

  I mean, also, I'm sorry, I'm not doing, uh, thirty-four thousands in restitution for two thousand dollars stolen. You can get this two grand back, and we can call it evit, I'll dap you up. Thirty-four thousand dollars, please be serious. For what?

• 37:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:37Laci Mosley?

  And who is it going to? The US government doesn't give restitution like that? Where's the money going?

• 37:41Speaker 04

  Wait, wait, wait. So, she's French and was skiing for France?

• 37:45Laci Mosley?

  So, she was skiing for France.

• 37:51Speaker 04

  Okay. So, but it's like, so the ski federation, they got their own jail, kinda like a mall cop?

• 37:56Laci Mosley?

  Well, they kinda have their own sanctions, where they're like, you did a bad thing, so you can't represent us, but come to the Olympics, though, girl, because this is really your bag. And then after that, no more.

• 38:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:06Laci Mosley?

  Uh, for six months, which this happens every four years, so this is not a real consequence.

• 38:10Speaker 04

  God, skiing people are like boring scammers.

• 38:13Laci Mosley?

  Thirty-four thousand dollars for us to translate into US dollars. So, so this is, she's gonna probably have to pay it in euros. However, it's still way more than what she stole.

• 38:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, boy. That's, that does seem a little...

• 38:25Laci Mosley?

  I'm trying to understand where the fines are. And then also, if I have to pay the equivalent of thirty-four thousand dollars in euros, why the hell am I going to jail?

• 38:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's true. Which, this is really upsetting because it felt like the girly pops and stuff for, for the Olympics, it felt like, you know, this was a nice time for girls coming together and lifting each other up, and then you have to go and do this.

• 38:44Laci Mosley?

  Right. I just think two thousand dollars could have been settled internally. If you're finishing eightieth in the Olympics, girl, why don't you just walk on over to the podium and see what you can get from old girl? I would have been like, look, you can keep your gold and your pristine reputation, or I can take you to prison.

• 38:59Speaker 04

  Yeah. She's gonna be on the traders, eventually.

• 39:02Laci Mosley?

  Truly.

• 39:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:03Laci Mosley?

  So, yeah, I feel like that's how you get your reputation back. Lance Armstrong, you should take a note from this. Go on traders.

• 39:10Speaker 04

  Go on traders.

• 39:11Laci Mosley?

  Lance Armstrong, traders would be fired.

• 39:12Speaker 04

  Who is the swimmer? Remember the swimmer?

• 39:14Laci Mosley?

  Right, Loxie?

• 39:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, he should be on the traders.

• 39:17Laci Mosley?

  He was.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  What?

• 39:18Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 39:18Speaker 04

  I gotta watch this show more.

• 39:20Laci Mosley?

  And he was dumb and beautiful. He was so dumb and beautiful.

• 39:22Speaker 04

  What did he do? I can't remember. He like went somewhere and...

• 39:25Laci Mosley?

  I thought he just like tore up some shit. Like, they were just wreaking havoc on the city.

• 39:28Speaker 04

  They did, and they like, and then they kinda ran or something like that.

• 39:32Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, it was like a liquor store or something. And then they like ran away.

• 39:34Speaker 04

  So stupid.

• 39:35Laci Mosley?

  It's so, cuz he's dumb. It was dumb. It was a dumb thing.

• 39:38Speaker 04

  I'm trying to think if I would run a scam, like what would I even do? And I just don't see any of them working out for me. I'm not good, I'm not a good liar.

• 39:46Laci Mosley?

  I just wish that Julia had credit card fraud it harder cuz this just feels like a hassle now. Like, I'm very disappointed in you. What a waste of everyone's time.

• 39:53Speaker 04

  I wanna know.

• 39:54Laci Mosley?

  And did you really need it that badly? So Julia and Justine are both teammates and formerly best friends. The crimes happened in 2021, but the accusation became public in 2023 after Julia had won her first, as of this year, 10 world championship titles. So you and Julia, so Julia was besties with Justine. Justine is the victim, uh, you and the bouge, Justine Bouge. You and Ms. Bouge were best days and then you started winning stuff and then all of a sudden she got a cork case.

• 40:28Laci Mosley?

  Ms. Bouge, were you hatin'? It's giving a little hateration.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  Oh, aww, they're, they, look at this photo. They look exactly the same.

• 40:36Laci Mosley?

  They really do.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  They do.

• 40:38Laci Mosley?

  You could swap one of them out. I guess one of them just is eightieth and one is first. It's only a way to tell them apart.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  But that, this is why the credit card fraud was probably so easy. Your identification looks the exact same.

• 40:49Laci Mosley?

  She could probably roll up with your driver's license and be like, it's me, Ms. Bouge. I wouldn't have known. I wouldn't have known a thing.

• 40:55Speaker 04

  Lick the back of a, of a disposable camera photo and then just put it on the driver's license.

• 40:59Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, and she didn't even have to do that. They look the same.

• 41:01Speaker 04

  They do. It's crazy.

• 41:03Laci Mosley?

  I don't know, twin. If y'all were best friends, I feel like y'all could have worked this out internally.

• 41:06Speaker 04

  Their name is Katie.

• 41:08Laci Mosley?

  They really do.

• 41:08Speaker 04

  Couple of Kates.

• 41:09Laci Mosley?

  I mean, it's Julia and Justine, so we're not far.

• 41:11Speaker 04

  They're hanging out next to like a dilapidated barn. Like, what are we doing?

• 41:16Laci Mosley?

  So after Justine, um, you know, files these claims against her bestie, Justine became a target of extreme online abuse from biathlon fans cuz they were like, why would you do this? She was the one who was the victim. She was like, you a hater.

• 41:29Speaker 04

  What is that Reddit thread like?

• 41:31Laci Mosley?

  It's very specific, I'm sure, extremely. So this year, Julia won the gold medal, right? In the 15 kilometer individual biathlon and helped the French team win the four by six relay race gold medal. As she crossed the finish line, she held the finger up to her lips with the shh gesture.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  What the hell?

• 41:50Laci Mosley?

  But refused to explain why she had done it. She said, I put my finger to my mouth. It was for one person and they know who. Because we had a talk, but I won't tell anybody about it. It's over. In the individual race, Justine finished 79th place behind her. Justine. I don't know, it's giving hater. Like, yeah, your bestie did a little bit of credit card fraud.

• 42:10Speaker 04

  I'm not very good at skiing.

• 42:13Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, your bestie did a little bit of credit card fraud and then she won gold and so you had to try to put her in prison. Now, you know, even if she's in prison, you still got 78 other motherfuckers to beat and ski shoot against. Okay, you're not nowhere near. At least if you were second place, I could kind of understand this subterfuge. Because you're like, okay, you got the best one out of here. But baby, you got 78 other people to put in jail.

• 42:36Laci Mosley?

  You better get to work. You got three years, girl, to get them all in prison.

• 42:42Laci Mosley?

  Otherwise, you ain't winning shit.

• 42:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a good scam.

• 42:46Laci Mosley?

  Okay, so we're talking about cleaning up the corruption in the biathlon. I didn't even know there was corruption in the biathlon. Honestly, I learned about the biathlon a couple of weeks ago.

• 42:54Speaker 04

  I feel like I didn't get to watch this because fucking curling is on all the time. I'm sorry.

• 42:59Laci Mosley?

  Gotta get them girls.

• 43:00Speaker 04

  That's a scam.

• 43:01Laci Mosley?

  I love it. They just got the little scoop.

• 43:03Speaker 04

  I think people like it because they think they could do it.

• 43:05Laci Mosley?

  And sometimes you need that in the Olympics. You need something in there that you think you could do.

• 43:09Speaker 04

  It was, it's so boring to watch.

• 43:12Laci Mosley?

  Like, everybody thinks they could do speed walking. Every time I watch it and their hips moving like crazy and they got rules about how high your feet can get off the ground. Both feet can't be off the ground at the same time. They got the little hip moving like. Every time I see him speed walking, I'm like, I could do that shit. Like, I need that. I need that for my self-esteem.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  If like, if curling could just, I don't know, get some guns in there, maybe that would be fun.

• 43:35Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 43:36Speaker 04

  Just shoot the little, the little clay pigeon thing, I don't know.

• 43:39Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, like y'all gotta shoot at each other first, and then whoever's not maimed, then they curl.

• 43:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think that's good. A lot of it was just them talking. It was just a bunch of people gathering around going, "Well, I think we could move it here, right?" Is this an, I'm like, "Oh my God, this is the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life." I know people love it, but it was just on all the time. Where's the gun skiing? I missed it. I totally missed it.

• 44:02Laci Mosley?

  Well, they're cleaning up the corruption, so the next time you see it is gonna be better than ever. The biathlon has been undergoing a bit of a reputation overhaul since Anders Bessberg, who had run the International Biathlon Union for 25 years, has resigned in 2018. So they trying to throw Anders under the bus and said, "Anders, Anders, you're the reason we have so much corruption in the biathlon." And so he was accused of accepting bribes. Not the biath- bribes.

• 44:29Speaker 04

  Uh-oh.

• 44:30Laci Mosley?

  Including an Omega watch, several hunting trips, a leased BMW X5.

• 44:36Speaker 04

  Leased?

• 44:36Laci Mosley?

  Leased. The hell is that a bribe, bitch? They can come get that at any time. Leased? I wish you wouldn't try to bribe me with a lease, bitch.

• 44:46Laci Mosley?

  The fuck is this? See, that's how you, that's a recession indicator. We bribing with leases now? Leases? You can't even give me a whole bribe. This is a temporary bribe.

• 44:58Laci Mosley?

  You're not even saying you financing it. That means you can't pay it off. The lease means it's gotta go back at some point. What are we doing?

• 45:05Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 45:06Laci Mosley?

  The economy's bad, man. We can't even bribe like we used to. So, and the services of sex workers in return for protecting Russian interests during the state-sponsored doping scandal. He was sentenced to three years in prison and banned for life from the sport. So I guess the girls were getting...

• 45:24Speaker 04

  Who's paying the lease?

• 45:25Laci Mosley?

  For protecting Russian interests because the Russians were juicing up so they could get out there and ski and shoot. I don't know how steroids helps with shooting, but, you know.

• 45:34Speaker 04

  I mean, it helps with everything, I think. I don't know.

• 45:37Laci Mosley?

  It helps with everything. Not your heart, not your skin, not your rage.

• 45:40Speaker 04

  Not your hair. But also Omega watches are so expensive. What's up with that? I almost worked for them.

• 45:47Laci Mosley?

  Really? Oh, yeah, you would probably know a good deal about them because you've worked in the jewelry industry.

• 45:50Speaker 04

  Well, in the watch thing and it was like, oh, my God, these are like $30,000 like watches. And you have to sell at least one a week or something to make commission. That's crazy. That's a scam.

• 46:00Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. I mean, everything is a value that we, you know, give it. So that's the scam of life. So he was also sentenced to three years in prison, right? While he was banned from the sport for life. Another Olympic bi athlete at the same Olympics just publicly confessed to cheating on his girlfriend from the bronze medal podium.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  Gross.

• 46:22Laci Mosley?

  That's not a crime, but it's a bad look.

• 46:25Speaker 04

  It is. It's like, and now she's, she's got to like her friends, everybody knows. She's got to go to work and everyone's going to be whispering behind her back. Gross.

• 46:35Laci Mosley?

  I feel like at that point, you can't whisper behind her back. Like, we just got to go to your face like, girl, we saw the Olympics. What the hell? What the hell, Yante? Like, what, first of all, you got third place and you got the nerve to tell me you're a cheater? If you cheat, you at least better get gold. Like, don't tell me you cheating and you sitting over there in the bronze.

• 46:51Speaker 04

  It's just the most unromantic thing you could possibly do.

• 46:55Laci Mosley?

  What was, what was your goal here? Did you think like, well, I won bronze, so she's going to take me back?

• 47:01Speaker 04

  Or maybe that I did this big public grand gesture, admitting that I did something wrong. So it's, this is me really taking full responsibility for it. But it's not. It's forcing her to take in his apology because she doesn't want to talk to him.

• 47:18Laci Mosley?

  I wouldn't have won bronze if I hadn't cheated on you, boo. The cheating was a part of the winning.

• 47:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, but it's like, the cheating would have been part of. Yeah, no, I just think it's like, you know, because you don't owe anyone anything after something like that. You don't have to listen to their apology. But he kind of forced her to listen to an apology. I think that sucks.

• 47:36Laci Mosley?

  Had he already told her that he cheated or was this a surprise?

• 47:39Speaker 04

  I think she knew. I think that, and so, or something like that.

• 47:43Laci Mosley?

  Do we have a video of him doing this? Let's watch this because I need to understand. I am crying, old bitch ass.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  I know.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  Stop, stop it. He's trying to squeeze out a tear.

• 48:02Laci Mosley?

  It's cold out there.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  The sniffles, give me a break.

• 48:13Speaker 04

  Some Disney Channel acting.

• 48:19Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 48:19Speaker 04

  Lord.

• 48:20Laci Mosley?

  Now that I have a little bit more context. Sometimes y'all say context and the context be all in the video. And I'm like, yeah, you're just looking for an excuse to let this person off the hook. But with this context, so he, he was like, I met the love of my life. Three months in, I started hoeing. And now I only have eyes for her. Now, if you are gonna apologize, clearly she probably already knows that he's cheating.

• 48:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:41Laci Mosley?

  I mean, at least he used the biggest moment of his life to humble himself. You know what I mean?

• 48:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, I just think this is the most like.

• 48:50Laci Mosley?

  It's manipulative, for sure.

• 48:52Speaker 04

  It's manipulative.

• 48:52Laci Mosley?

  For sure.

• 48:53Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 48:53Laci Mosley?

  But he didn't say her name, though. So only her homies in the water cooler gonna know it's her. Cause he wasn't like, unless they, unless they got photos on Instagram.

• 49:01Speaker 04

  Oh, you know that people are just scrolling through his Instagram right now. They'll find her.

• 49:04Laci Mosley?

  They'll find her. They are gonna find her.

• 49:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then she's, you know that the, you know, the press is gonna find her, try to get her to do an interview.

• 49:10Laci Mosley?

  Monsieur, monsieur, oh, you're gonna take him back. Mademoiselle, mademoiselle, you're gonna take him back.

• 49:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, for sure. Also, that was the most long-winded speech. He could have kept it tight. We need to edit when we're admitting to cheating.

• 49:23Laci Mosley?

  So, the Norwegian biathlon athlete, Sterling Holm, who we just heard giving his sorry for 2004.

• 49:33Laci Mosley?

  Sterling Holm, le ride, excuse me, le ride. He's a biathlete from Norway and he had just won the bronze in the biathlon when the Norwegian reporter at the finish line asked him how he felt to have the medal. And so we saw the video of what he said. The most important quote is, he says, "Half a year ago, I met the love of my life, the world's most beautiful and nicest person."

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Half a year ago?

• 49:54Laci Mosley?

  Mm-hmm. He trying to make it sound longer than it is. Six months?

• 49:57Speaker 04

  This is some high, high school musical bullshit. I'm sorry.

• 50:02Laci Mosley?

  He said 12 fortnights ago.

• 50:04Speaker 04

  12 fortnights?

• 50:05Laci Mosley?

  Like, stop trying to make this sound long.

• 50:09Laci Mosley?

  He said, um, I made the mistake of my life and I cheated on her and I told her about that a week ago. This has been the worst week of my life. So first of all, sir, like you told her why? Like, I don't understand that from cheaters. If you're telling that you cheated, you're just trying to assuage your own guilt. I know some people who are married, I will give no more specifics than that because you'll never find out what their gender or who they are. But I know some people who was cheating on their spouse up like all the way up until a few months before the wedding and they're happily married and the spouse is none the wiser. And you know, it's like you gotta go to the grave with that if you want to stay with your spouse because otherwise, why are you telling them?

• 50:47Speaker 04

  Well, I mean.

• 50:49Laci Mosley?

  Unless you risk their sexual health or something like, why are you telling them? Because otherwise, you're just trying to clear your own conscience because what is this gonna do for the relationship? I know ethically that is not, a lot of people are gonna agree with me, but I'm just saying from a scammer perspective.

• 51:01Speaker 04

  From a scammer perspective.

• 51:03Laci Mosley?

  What do we have to gain here?

• 51:04Speaker 04

  Well, because it's like, well, if they find it out from someone else, it's gonna be way more hurtful than.

• 51:08Laci Mosley?

  Well, that's just life you gotta live. You wanna do dirt, you need to live in fear. Live in fear every day. Every time your phone ring, every time you get a text, huh, you get a little jump in your spine, take years off your life, all the stress and cortisol you build up for being a little cheater, that's what you deserve.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  But maybe complacency makes you lose a year off your life too. Maybe a little bit of stress is good. Keeps you, keeps you on your toes, keeps you alive.

• 51:28Laci Mosley?

  No, they've been saying stress is bad. They've been, they've been saying that.

• 51:31Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 51:32Laci Mosley?

  They've been saying that.

• 51:33Speaker 04

  That's too bad because I was really holding, holding out for that being good.

• 51:37Laci Mosley?

  The studies were gonna change it. Our lives would be, all this anxiety was worth it.

• 51:42Speaker 04

  I know.

• 51:43Laci Mosley?

  It was actually making me healthier.

• 51:44Speaker 04

  I don't know, maybe. But I will say that, you know, if, if you decide to tell someone the truth about that, their reaction is.

• 51:52Laci Mosley?

  It's not, it's no longer your choice.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  It's none of your business and so.

• 51:54Laci Mosley?

  And I'm not discouraging y'all cheaters out there from coming clean. I think you absolutely should let your partner know, your partner should, like be honest with your partner and also maybe just don't cheat on them. But if you're gonna be honest with them, like you're saying, and when you have no control over their response and no amount of grovelling, I was about to put begging and grovelling together, brawling, greggling.

• 52:12Speaker 04

  Brawling and greggling.

• 52:13Laci Mosley?

  Make it the best.

• 52:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, I feel like everybody is so, you know, there's a lot of open relationships and polyamory now and I'm like-

• 52:22Laci Mosley?

  See, but that's the thing, cheaters don't want to open relationship. They want to cheat for the thrill of they leg.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  People still cheat within those, though, because you set your own parameters and people will still, you know, break those rules, too.

• 52:33Laci Mosley?

  Because they want to cheat, that's the thrill of it, is not doing the right thing.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, also, like, yeah, it's not as sexy when you're honest.

• 52:41Laci Mosley?

  Right. Honesty.

• 52:44Speaker 04

  Honesty.

• 52:44Laci Mosley?

  That's not horny.

• 52:48Laci Mosley?

  The truth. No, I gotta deceive this lady.

• 52:51Speaker 04

  Now, that is a T-shirt. Honesty is not horny. Laci Mosley, 2026.

• 52:57Laci Mosley?

  No, no, no. So, Sterling, our cheater cheater here, he won gold in the relay in the Beijing four years ago and has 14 world championship medals, including seven gold, plus now he's the world's number one 28-year-old sad boy.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  That guy is 28.

• 53:15Laci Mosley?

  That's a hard 28.

• 53:16Speaker 04

  We gotta, we gotta get some sunscreen on this guy.

• 53:19Laci Mosley?

  Ooh, okay, he cheating on his driver's license, because there is no way in hell. There is no way in hell.

• 53:26Speaker 04

  That's a scam.

• 53:26Laci Mosley?

  I feel cheated on and lied to, too. You talk about you 28. Why would you lie to me like that with that face?

• 53:31Speaker 04

  And who is he hugging right here?

• 53:32Laci Mosley?

  You think I'm a fool? Yeah, who you hugging up on all hard while you just, I thought you only had eyes for that one lady that you didn't have eyes for when you had her. What, who is this lady?

• 53:41Speaker 04

  This pretty blonde woman he's hugging.

• 53:43Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, she hugging very tightly.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know. This is, this is the lady that he cheated with.

• 53:48Laci Mosley?

  Oh.

• 53:48Speaker 04

  Probably.

• 53:49Laci Mosley?

  Sterling was obviously trying to win his girl back, but it was immediately clear that this was a dumb thing to do on TV. In a post-race interview, a short time later, reporters asked if he regretted telling the world about his cheating. And here's the video of his response. Oh, Sterling, you might need to shut your ass up.

• 54:04Speaker 04

  He better keep it tight on this one.

• 54:04Laci Mosley?

  Sterling loves to yap.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  He sure does.

• 54:07Speaker 10

  About meeting your love of your life and cheating on her.

• 54:09Laci Mosley?

  Oh, now he's speeding, okay.

• 54:10Speaker 10

  How do you feel about it right now? Do you think it was the right choice or?

• 54:14Speaker 11

  Yeah, really, I don't know if it's the right choice or not. But it was the choice I made. We make different choices during our life and-

• 54:26Speaker 04

  Oh, boy, what a nothing sandwich.

• 54:28Speaker 11

  That's how you make life, basically.

• 54:29Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 54:30Speaker 11

  Today, I made the choice to- Tell the world what I did, so maybe, maybe there's a chance that she will show, uh, see.

• 54:40Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 54:41Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:42Laci Mosley?

  Now, who's nothing answer is better? Starla saying, "In life, you make choices and there's choices in life where the choices are made." Or Julia Simon saying, "I don't remember that credit card fraud. I do not remember typing in none of them digits."

• 54:59Speaker 04

  I like hers because it was short and succinct. I don't, like, it's not this long-winded mess that he's doing.

• 55:04Laci Mosley?

  That's true.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  I just think that, um, I appreciate hers because it didn't waste my time.

• 55:08Laci Mosley?

  That's true.

• 55:09Speaker 04

  Like, he, like, also, good head of hair on him. That's, that's why he's so cocky. He's like, "My hairline's not going anywhere."

• 55:15Laci Mosley?

  Tall, good head of hair, he just wins Olympic championships. And, uh, and speaking of long-winded, Emily, later he added that he thought-

• 55:21Speaker 04

  I thought you were gonna look at me.

• 55:22Laci Mosley?

  No, no, Emily, oh my god, no, no, we love your winds. They're the perfect amount of winds.

• 55:28Speaker 04

  My winds.

• 55:28Laci Mosley?

  So, later he added, this is Starla, he added that he thought it was a smart thing to do and that he is a member of Mensa, the oldest high IQ society in the world. But maybe he was wrong. So if you really were, like, high IQ, you would realize that there's different types of intelligence and emotional intelligence is clearly not one of yours, Boogie. Because now you're gonna say you were in Mensa and this is supposed to be like, "No, I'm in Mensa, so that means I should publicly pressure the woman that I deceive on national television." Well, also- "I'm too smart to keep my penis to myself." What, what are we saying here? "I'm smart to keep my penis to myself."

• 56:05Speaker 04

  But also, like, IQ tests, you wanna talk about a scam?

• 56:08Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 56:09Speaker 04

  That's, that's BS.

• 56:10Laci Mosley?

  A lot of them are racially biased, like, let's be for real.

• 56:12Speaker 04

  Also, the ACTs, fuck you ACTs, I didn't do good on those.

• 56:19Laci Mosley?

  Are there specific agreements with the ACTs?

• 56:21Speaker 04

  My guidance counselor told me not to even bother with the SATs.

• 56:25Laci Mosley?

  Why? I feel like you're more of a humanities, like, SATs person.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  Well, I think there's more science in the SATs.

• 56:30Laci Mosley?

  There's more science in math than the ACTs.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  What?

• 56:33Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, your guidance counselor lied to you.

• 56:34Speaker 04

  They scammed me.

• 56:35Laci Mosley?

  They scammed you.

• 56:36Speaker 04

  Oh, no.

• 56:37Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, she said you were. Let's fight her.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  I took the ACTs three times and the score got worse each time. You know how long those tests are? It's like five hours. That is something, sometimes I think about if reincarnation is real, I hope it's not because I don't wanna take the ACTs again.

• 56:53Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, by that time, we probably won't have them. Education is really not gonna be America's thing for much longer. You know, books, I mean, suggestion.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  I don't think those were good anyway. I think sometimes there's things that should be removed, and those should be removed, personally.

• 57:06Laci Mosley?

  I think they're worthy for certain skill sets that you're going into college for. But for others, it's like, if I'm going in for humanities, I'm going in to get my sociology degree.

• 57:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, why am I taking this? I went for theater in a small school in Arkansas. What am I doing, taking this test?

• 57:19Laci Mosley?

  I needed an audition. That was it. Then let me get up here and hoot and holler, and then go home. Let me know if you want me to hoot and holler for four years at your esteemed program.

• 57:27Speaker 04

  I didn't need that to go to a school with 500 total students in a dry county in Arkansas. I was fine.

• 57:32Laci Mosley?

  Let me go to the school of dramatic tricks.

• 57:35Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, trust me, that...

• 57:37Laci Mosley?

  That's where I need to be at. So Sterling didn't identify the woman that he cheated on. He said, "I do not want to say who it is. She's had enough to deal with after the last week." But I hope that there is a light at the end of the tunnel for us both, and that she can continue to love me. Boy, boy, boy.

• 57:53Speaker 04

  Six months, you've known this person.

• 57:55Laci Mosley?

  Why you still talk about some case she continue to love, sir?

• 57:58Speaker 04

  But also, cheating at six months in? That's still the honeymoon phase. If he's gonna cheat on you in six months...

• 58:04Laci Mosley?

  What's happening in six years? What happens when I deform my body to push out your men's spawn? What happens then? What, you're telling me you couldn't hold it in for six months, and I'm supposed to be with you forever?

• 58:17Speaker 04

  He also cheated on her three months in, actually.

• 58:19Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, we know, we know.

• 58:21Speaker 04

  That's when the best sex is happening.

• 58:23Laci Mosley?

  Just, three months in. Yeah, three months.

• 58:25Speaker 04

  That's the best sex.

• 58:27Laci Mosley?

  You cheating three months in, and that's the sex, that's the sex where you doing it on uncomfortable surfaces. That's where you're like, "Let's get on the table."

• 58:33Speaker 04

  And you don't, you don't care about, like, if you're on your period or not. You don't care.

• 58:38Laci Mosley?

  Well, see, I thought that comes later. I thought that the three months is, that's when you're getting waxes regularly.

• 58:42Speaker 04

  That's why I don't make it past three months a lot. Maybe that's what that is.

• 58:47Speaker 04

  But I don't know.

• 58:48Laci Mosley?

  That's, that's, that's where you still go being like, let me go freshen up. Which I never knew what that meant in movies as a kid. I was like, why aren't these women going to freshen up? And then I became an adult, I was like, oh, they've been out all day and they're going to freshen up. Yeah, that's when you're freshening up in three months. Three months, you still might wear your makeup to bed. You know, three months, like, you know, you don't gotta bind it on, you letting the hair be out, you waking up like Rapunzel, you know?

• 59:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's when he's still getting you a glass of water.

• 59:16Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, and a hot towel.

• 59:18Speaker 04

  And a hot, oh, a hot towel. Who are you dating? I need to level up.

• 59:22Laci Mosley?

  It's gotta be hot. It's gotta be hot, that's classy.

• 59:25Speaker 04

  Usually it's like a, a washcloth that's been under the bed.

• 59:28Laci Mosley?

  I wanna feel like I'm about to start a Japanese meal, okay? Better be a hot towel, okay?

• 59:33Speaker 04

  That's very nice. I'm, okay, new standard unlocked.

• 59:36Laci Mosley?

  Yes, unlike, you tell them, all you gotta do, turn the sink to hot.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, you do. That's right.

• 59:40Laci Mosley?

  Maybe like 20 seconds.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  But what does a sink look like? Lot of little white splatters.

• 59:45Laci Mosley?

  Well, at that point, the house should still be clean. The house, everyone's house should be.

• 59:48Speaker 04

  Man, see, where are you finding these people? I've never been in a man's house that was clean.

• 59:54Laci Mosley?

  I don't really go to men's houses now that I think about it.

• 59:56Speaker 04

  I haven't been to one in a long time.

• 59:58Laci Mosley?

  I haven't been to one in a long time either.

• 1:00:00Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's been a good life so far.

• 1:00:02Laci Mosley?

  This is a house that you shared with a woman.

• 1:00:04Speaker 04

  I'm a hotel girl now.

• 1:00:06Laci Mosley?

  See, also, that three months in, you're at the hotel.

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:00:10Laci Mosley?

  You know what I'm saying? You're getting valet, you're getting room service, okay?

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:00:14Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, y'all are still interconnecting your fingers afterwards, having some interdigitation and then talking about your life and your passions.

• 1:00:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, let me freshen up at the La Quinta.

• 1:00:23Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 1:00:29Speaker 04

  At the Red Roof Inn.

• 1:00:30Laci Mosley?

  You need to freshen up at the La Quinta, okay?

• 1:00:34Speaker 04

  Did you have Red Roof Inns in Texas?

• 1:00:36Laci Mosley?

  I've heard of a Red Roof. I've seen, I've driven past one.

• 1:00:38Speaker 04

  That's kinda where the hookup place was in Nashville. Like, people would go to the cheap Red Roof Inn.

• 1:00:42Laci Mosley?

  Is that like after prom?

• 1:00:43Speaker 04

  Well, I wasn't allowed to do that. I was, I was a good girl until college.

• 1:00:47Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I had to come home too after prom. And I went on, I went with a, a boy my parents found for me.

• 1:00:53Speaker 04

  Yes, I went, well, I went with a, a nice Catholic boy. Yeah.

• 1:00:57Laci Mosley?

  He opened all the doors, he was very polite.

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  Very much that. So, no, I'm, then college, I was like, here we go.

• 1:01:04Laci Mosley?

  Let me find the rassles.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  Get me the Red Roof Inn.

• 1:01:07Laci Mosley?

  Not get me to the Red Roof Inn!

• 1:01:11Laci Mosley?

  So it's not looking good right now for Sterling. In an interview with Norwegian News Outlet.

• 1:01:16Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, what were we talking about?

• 1:01:17Laci Mosley?

  Sterling and his cheating ass.

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  We talking about.

• 1:01:19Laci Mosley?

  His cheating three months, three months in while the watch clock's still high and he cheat. And Sterling, you need to stop talking. Like, god damn.

• 1:01:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, too much.

• 1:01:29Laci Mosley?

  It's not looking good right now. An interview with Norwegian News Outlet, the VG, happened the next day. Sterling's ex, they found Sterling's ex quickly. You did say they were gonna find her.

• 1:01:39Speaker 04

  They were gonna find her.

• 1:01:40Laci Mosley?

  And Sterling's ex says his infidelity was hard to forgive, even after a declaration of love in front of the entire world.

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  Oh, lord.

• 1:01:50Laci Mosley?

  Damn. She said, "I did not choose to be put in this position and it hurts to have to be in it. We have had contact and he was aware of my opinion on this. I'm grateful to my family and friends who have embraced me and supported me during this time. Also to everyone else who has thought of me and sympathized without knowing who I am." She wants to remain anonymous.

• 1:02:13Speaker 04

  She's, that's, see, whoever, like, you know, he should take a note from her and learn how to edit your speech. That's a perfect, eloquent, nice. But also, think about her family. Like, if he did that, and then you go back to, that family's never gonna trust that man.

• 1:02:30Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, you think they're gonna come in for Thanksgiving and put your skis next to the door?

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  Put your skis next to the door?

• 1:02:36Laci Mosley?

  With your rifle and shit? And everybody gonna welcome you and get you and get you some turkey and some gravy, bitch? No!

• 1:02:43Speaker 04

  You gonna keep your dick in your pants enough to say grace? Yeah, no, that's.

• 1:02:47Laci Mosley?

  No, absolutely not. How embarrassing for you, Sterling. How embarrassing. And she's still a class act, cuz she could've come out here and started making TikToks. Honestly, I would've made some dances. I would've did something like, "When he wants you back."

• 1:03:02Laci Mosley?

  Okay, by this time, I would've been selling, I don't know what, soap, something like, "Wash that loser off of you with my new soap."

• 1:03:11Laci Mosley?

  Sterling free, like, you know, I remember I would have capitalized. So she's a classic.

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  She needs to be the new bachelorette.

• 1:03:16Laci Mosley?

  She does. And I bet you she's a baddie. I know she's a baddie because he gives me the energy of somebody who would fumble a baddie.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:03:23Laci Mosley?

  She was probably a real pretty woman, probably cooking all the Norwegian finest dishes of, um, jelly, jelly lutin.

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  Shelly lutin? What the hell is that?

• 1:03:32Laci Mosley?

  I don't know, they be eating gelatin over there and, uh, potatoes and, yeah. So she probably was making the best meat, meat stock.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  Strudel McFerlin.

• 1:03:44Laci Mosley?

  McMeats.

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  McMeats?

• 1:03:48Laci Mosley?

  You lost a real one.

• 1:03:49Speaker 04

  Oh, man, no, yeah, the, the thing for me is the six months thing, like, what are you, children? Like, what are we? This is like, this is too much for six months.

• 1:03:59Laci Mosley?

  Twenty-eight, so, and he's winning all the time and shooting and winning and, you know.

• 1:04:04Speaker 04

  Twenty-eight is a little too old to be acting like this.

• 1:04:06Laci Mosley?

  He is, and, and, but the, the Olympics really took it to the next level. If you were gonna get her, if you had a chance of getting her back, you definitely don't now.

• 1:04:13Speaker 04

  Uh-uh.

• 1:04:13Laci Mosley?

  You embarrass her in front of everybody. What if she didn't even tell her family that you had cheated on her?

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah.

• 1:04:18Laci Mosley?

  What if she, you, you, first of all, you only gave her a week to alert the troops. So she probably spent that week, like, listening to SZA, crying, eating her gelatin, you know, and, and, and watching Bridgerton and shit. And then next thing she know, everybody in her whole friend group noticed she got treated dirty.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, uh, that sucks. I don't, and I think that, like, no girl's gonna wanna date him ever again.

• 1:04:41Laci Mosley?

  Oh, please. The bar is in hell.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  You think so?

• 1:04:43Laci Mosley?

  The bar is in hell.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  I keep forgetting about that.

• 1:04:45Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:46Speaker 04

  Every once in a while, I've, like, forget that I've got no one. But I, um,

• 1:04:52Laci Mosley?

  Same, same.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  But, I mean, Heated Rivalry is, was my boyfriend for a while.

• 1:04:57Laci Mosley?

  Oh, it was mine too.

• 1:04:58Speaker 04

  That's the only boyfriend I needed. And now it's, um, Knights of the, or Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

• 1:05:03Laci Mosley?

  Oh, okay, maybe I'll get back into that. But Heated Rivalry was my boyfriend. I watched it a couple of times because, like, the first time, I was just like, there's so many sex scenes, and I was like, is this gratuitous? And then the second time I watched it again, I realized that each scene, it's, each sex scene is different and, and tells something different about how their relationship is evolving. And I was like, ooh, cinema. Um, and also it's beyond the sex scenes. It's like them as people and the things that they're doing in their lives. But also, yeah, those too.

• 1:05:27Speaker 04

  It's really, really beautiful. I have a whole, uh, clip thing. I have a folder in my Instagram of, like, clips from the show. And it's a lot of hair touching. It's like a lot of like, holding.

• 1:05:39Laci Mosley?

  The hand touching for me.

• 1:05:40Speaker 04

  Well, then the.

• 1:05:40Laci Mosley?

  The hand was beautiful.

• 1:05:41Speaker 04

  The heads on the chest and the kissing of the foreheads and stuff.

• 1:05:44Laci Mosley?

  Just beautiful.

• 1:05:45Speaker 04

  It's great. And it's all I need. I don't need anything else. I'm fine.

• 1:05:48Laci Mosley?

  Honestly, I've been.

• 1:05:48Speaker 04

  I've built a bed in my apartment by myself.

• 1:05:52Laci Mosley?

  Okay, see, I got a pink power drill with baddies.

• 1:05:54Speaker 04

  Ooh, I need a power drill.

• 1:05:55Laci Mosley?

  Love my power drill.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  Ooh, you'll have to give me some deets about that.

• 1:05:58Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. I mean, it's just a Black and Decker. Black and Decker's sponsoring the show.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  But it's pink?

• 1:06:01Laci Mosley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:06:02Speaker 04

  Ooh, I want it. I want it. Ooh, you got a code for me?

• 1:06:06Laci Mosley?

  I'm asking right now. I'm like, sponsor the show, Black and Decker.

• 1:06:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, please do it.

• 1:06:09Laci Mosley?

  Free with ads.

• 1:06:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, go on this show and then free with ads.

• 1:06:13Laci Mosley?

  And then listen to Free With Ads.

• 1:06:15Speaker 04

  Honestly, that would be the first sponsor we get. We're so filthy on my show that no sponsor will touch us.

• 1:06:20Laci Mosley?

  Oh, no, there's someone out there. There's a lid for every pot. Thinking of a lid for every pot. That puts a lid on this episode.

• 1:06:28Speaker 04

  I'm so sad it's over.

• 1:06:30Laci Mosley?

  I know. It was such a good time.

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:33Laci Mosley?

  Okay, so we always ask at the end of this podcast, Emily, where would you like to be found?

• 1:06:38Speaker 04

  Underneath the guys from Heated Rivalry. Uh, no, I'm kidding. Um, you can check me out on Instagram. The handle is M. Flemily, so it's E.M. F.L.E.M.I.L.Y.

• 1:06:48Laci Mosley?

  Yes.

• 1:06:49Speaker 04

  And you can check out my Etsy store, Flem Gems.

• 1:06:52Laci Mosley?

  Yes, I'm gonna post like, you're a.

• 1:06:54Speaker 04

  Yay. Um, and you can re-gift them if you don't like them too. I won't be offended.

• 1:06:58Laci Mosley?

  And I love red.

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  Good. Yeah, you wear a lot of red. I saw on your Instagram. This is like, maybe I'm psychotic. I stalk you guys. And, yeah, um, and you can watch Meals of History on Mythical Kitchen. I'm really proud of that show. And Chef Josh here, he's a really great guy. And keep an eye out, because I might be starting my own YouTube show soon.

• 1:07:18Laci Mosley?

  Okay.

• 1:07:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm gonna have to learn to be consistent.

• 1:07:21Laci Mosley?

  More to come. Listen, the ADHD would beat my ass with that too.

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  Oh, my god.

• 1:07:25Laci Mosley?

  Congregation. Tickets are on sale right now for the Scam Goddess Live Show Tour. March 26th, I will be at Chicago House of Blues. Please get those tickets before they are gone. Because at the time that I'm recording this, uh, yeah, we were getting close, babes. And I, this is Live Nation, I do not have access to these tickets, so don't call me if you don't get them. But please pull up and slide. Um, Irving, I will be there on April 8th. Please don't disappoint me, Dallas. Y'all need to buy those tickets. Call your uncles and your grandmas and get out here. You don't play with me. Um, New York City, Grand Mercy, I'm coming out there on the 18th. Uh, San Francisco, Cobb's, I'll be there April 30th. And you know, we're gonna go all the way up in Cobb's like we always do. We're going up for all of these shows, so get your tickets now on Ticketmaster.com/goddis. Pull up to these shows. We're about to have a good ass time.

• 1:08:08Laci Mosley?

  And we already know the topic now, and it's definitely gonna be a wild night. Uh, you can get my books, Scam Goddess, everywhere books are sold. You can watch the television show Scam Goddess on Hulu. You can watch Going Dutch now on Fox, 9:30 on Thursdays. And get to our TikToks, Scam Goddess Pod on TikTok, Scam Goddess Podcast. I will be posting clips from the show, also be posting clips from me just talking about scams that I want to talk to where I don't have to worry about getting sued, honey. Yes. And you can follow me at D I V A L A C I. You can follow the show and see all of the photos and this grovelling ass Sterling man at Scam Goddess Pod on Instagram. And congregation, I really want y'all to get out there and stay, mm.

• 1:08:51Laci Mosley?

  Congregation, I want you to get out there and I want you to stay skiing.

• 1:08:56Laci Mosley?

  I want you to stay shooting. I don't know, stay cheap.

• 1:09:03Speaker 05

  Scam Goddess.

• 1:09:05Laci Mosley?

  Scam Goddess stars and is hosted by me, Lacey Mosley, AKA Scam Goddess. Our producer is Jessica Cisneros and our audio engineer is Rich Garcia. Research for the show is conducted by Kate Doyle. Stay scheming.

• 1:09:22Speaker 12

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