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• 1:00Peyton Hardin?

  What's up, guys? It's Peyton and Cam from the You Should Know Podcast. Did you know you can watch the You Should Know Podcast on Spotify? If you're subscribed to Spotify Premium, you don't get any Spotify ads during our show.

• 1:18Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, everybody. Welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 220. We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 1:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 1:33Peyton Hardin?

  Sit down. Sit down.

• 1:34Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:35Peyton Hardin?

  Sit down.

• 1:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened?

• 1:36Peyton Hardin?

  Are those Lorax underwear?

• 1:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, very orange. Very orange, honey.

• 1:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. At a certain point-

• 1:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Tongue is orange. Your tongue is like yellow almost. I know it's the espresso. It is a terrible visual.

• 1:48Peyton Hardin?

  I got the jaundice of the tongue.

• 1:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It looks infected.

• 1:51Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay, I have-

• 1:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, no, I'm not kidding.

• 1:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's bad. No, I've seen it. No, I've seen it. That's what I was about to say. Every time I go back on a Monday and like watch the episode once it comes out, y'all should watch it too. I look at the beginning of the episode and my tongue is just gnarly brown.

• 2:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it's like, it's almost like an eyesore. It's like a car wreck.

• 2:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's a really rough watch at the beginning.

• 2:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like this, I'm like, oh, God, you gotta get past it. I'm like, I can't stop looking at it. It is bad, bro.

• 2:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's really disgusting. So basically, I have a double shot of espresso before every recording just so I can be locked in and prone.

• 2:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Just get locked in and prone. I'll prone your lock-in. I'll get down and prone right now.

• 2:26Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. What does that mean?

• 2:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, that's Call of Duty. That's how I know. Oh, that's how I know you had. That's how I absolutely know you had girls. Oh dude, 6th grade Cam never would have met 6th grade P.

• 2:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, never. But, I have a double shot of espresso before every recording and one of the side effects is brown tongue syndrome. It looks like I ate that of an orangutan.

• 2:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, you were sitting there just going right at a proboscis monkey. Just right there on the back door. That little proboscis said, "Argh, argh." Oh my god.

• 3:02Peyton Hardin?

  If you could be an animal, which one would it be?

• 3:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Proboscis monkey. I'd give him a reach count on his nose.

• 3:15Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, honestly, I'm thinking of peacock, because at least give me a show.

• 3:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no. Like it's like- I have a, I have a feeling, now this isn't to be rude to the peacock community, they got bad box. I don't see a peacock having a good reproductive system, genuinely.

• 3:29Peyton Hardin?

  Seahorses have to be good.

• 3:31Cameron Kennedy?

  A seahorse?

• 3:32Peyton Hardin?

  Seahorses have to be good.

• 3:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Like this big?

• 3:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I'm not saying, I'd say to scale, it would be fine.

• 3:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I was about to say, creep? Or were we talking about peacocks, but seahorses is where I draw the line? No, probably a good one dude, when you really sit and think about it, like a, some form of, mm.

• 3:50Peyton Hardin?

  You gonna say snail, because the slime?

• 3:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, I was gonna say like a, I was gonna say like a snake, but, I just don't know where it goes.

• 3:59Peyton Hardin?

  To give or receive?

• 4:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I think it'd both be, it'd be kinda, oh yeah.

• 4:05Peyton Hardin?

  This is a bad conversation, man.

• 4:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy.

• 4:07Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay, speaking of reproducing-

• 4:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yo, crazy segue, crazy segue. Snakes and monkeys, and now we're-

• 4:15Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of reproducing, Cam is officially back. He officially has his second child!

• 4:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey! Officially, official, officially, official, official.

• 4:28Peyton Hardin?

  So Cam, you have two kids now, man.

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Two, dose.

• 4:31Peyton Hardin?

  The last couple of episodes have been pre-recorded.

• 4:33Cameron Kennedy?

  They have.

• 4:34Peyton Hardin?

  Because Cam's been on patern-

• 4:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Paternity leave.

• 4:38Peyton Hardin?

  Maternity.

• 4:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Maternity is for the, the woman. M, mom. Maternity, mom. P, papa. Paternity.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know that was a thing until I met you.

• 4:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 4:46Peyton Hardin?

  You're on, you're on this.

• 4:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Corporate America.

• 4:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's, we're not in corporate America.

• 4:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we're not. The, the, you're a tot.

• 4:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you had that?

• 4:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Having a kid, they're like, yeah, you don't get to go anywhere. And I was like, hmm.

• 4:54Peyton Hardin?

  Really? I thought you just made that up to take advantage of me.

• 4:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. No, it's a real thing. It's a real thing. I'm like, dude, industry average is like three months, man. I don't know. I mean, it's gonna be a lot of legwork from us on the front end, but I mean, hell, I think, I mean, if you don't do it, you could get canceled. Let's just say, I do, I threaten you.

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but Cam officially has a second kid. The kid's name is?

• 5:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Mylan. M Y L A N. Mylan, Mylan, Mylan.

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  Mylan Michael.

• 5:22Cameron Kennedy?

  My, oh yeah, this is Mylan, man. Michael.

• 5:24Peyton Hardin?

  Mylan Michael, man. Congratulations. Your kid's cute.

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

• 5:29Peyton Hardin?

  Little kid.

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Very dude.

• 5:30Peyton Hardin?

  Small little.

• 5:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You're six pounds, 13 ounces. That's not, I mean, that's.

• 5:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's pretty small.

• 5:35Cameron Kennedy?

  It's kind, it's close to industry average, but it's, I think it's, he seems crazy small to us because we're always holding and throwing Malachi around.

• 5:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, he's just little in general. I don't think Malachi has anything. I don't hold babies regardless.

• 5:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true.

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  He's just a little kid, but he's gonna, he's tall. I can tell the kid's gonna be tall.

• 5:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Length.

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  He's got big feet, big eyes.

• 5:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, big eyes. I mean, you want to talk about live, live blood through on that. Holy shit. It's like looking at an owl.

• 5:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He's really like, it big eyes.

• 6:00Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say something about your son?

• 6:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Keep it respectful.

• 6:03Peyton Hardin?

  Your new baby. You just had a baby.

• 6:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, just had a baby. We're gonna say again, just had a beautiful little baby. Keep it respectful. Floor is yours.

• 6:09Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say something about Mylan?

• 6:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, go for it.

• 6:11Peyton Hardin?

  Is, does he give you weird vibes?

• 6:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 6:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he's gonna see this one day. He does, dude.

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's creepy.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he gets a little creep vibe. He'll be sitting there chilling and he's like, he goes.

• 6:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And they're looking, go.

• 6:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just, it's a lot of like, it's, it's like, he has so much emotion right here and nowhere else.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and it's like, I feel like he's got a little bit of the Benjamin Button going on.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, does he look old.

• 6:42Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like, I'm like, you get born at 64?

• 6:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, he's working backwards, 100%. He is, he legit looks like a little old man.

• 6:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's kinda cute and then sometimes I'm just like, god.

• 6:52Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like he knows something that we don't.

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I feel like I'm holding like a herald, like a, like a Edward or something.

• 6:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Myland, Myland's a cute little, whatever kinda newish name, I'm looking at it like a Clarence.

• 7:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Calvin, and I'm just like, god dang.

• 7:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's a Marvin right there.

• 7:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god dude, old, old, he does know some we don't know.

• 7:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 7:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and it pisses me off cuz I genuinely believe that. I, he gives the vibe of like, he knows how to act and sleep good and stuff, but he's just like milking it.

• 7:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's like one of those dogs.

• 7:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He's taking advantage of it, yeah.

• 7:21Peyton Hardin?

  You ever had a dog and I'm like, you definitely know what I'm talking about, you definitely understand me and you could speak back to me?

• 7:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And they go, they go, no!

• 7:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's, that's your answer and then they're like, they get caught in it, that's literally mine. That's your new son, he gives like CIA agent, like he's an informant.

• 7:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 7:35Peyton Hardin?

  Trust the guy.

• 7:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a sleeper agent.

• 7:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He's just collecting all the metadata of my house, he's gonna stand up at two months and walk out the front door.

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He's gonna go report back to Virginia, he's gonna go right into, uh, uh, what's it called, where the CIA is, Langley.

• 7:50Peyton Hardin?

  Langley, yes.

• 7:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, Langley, just walk in and give them all the notes.

• 7:53Peyton Hardin?

  100%, but congratulations.

• 7:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you buddy.

• 7:56Peyton Hardin?

  On your son, man.

• 7:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you.

• 7:57Peyton Hardin?

  202, brother.

• 7:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 7:59Peyton Hardin?

  How much you stay off her?

• 8:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, wouldn't recommend, by the way, just quick PSA, don't do it. Yeah, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta keep it out of, or keep, stay off of her. I gotta stay off of her and keep it out. Good morning, Liv's family. But, uh, no, we're not having a kid for a while, we're not having a kid for a while.

• 8:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you said that last time.

• 8:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Knock on anything, well no, we, 2 for, 202 was, was up for discussion.

• 8:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:22Cameron Kennedy?

  303 is, I mean, that's, that's sacrificial, that's some weird.

• 8:26Peyton Hardin?

  Even think, health wise, I can, you should, you should.

• 8:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, Liv would, dude, we'd have to, we'd find her under 75, she'd be under a bridge, she got pregnant again, she'd go into a deep depression.

• 8:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, alright.

• 8:37Cameron Kennedy?

  We can skip over that. We can skim right past that one. Dude, it's wa, like, he's, it's been wild though.

• 8:43Peyton Hardin?

  Congratulations, man, I'm very, very happy for you, bro.

• 8:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you.

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't talked about my end of it because that's important.

• 8:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're yeah. What are you? What's going on with you?

• 8:53Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say this? Can I say this? Like, this is an actual genuine thing I want to say.

• 8:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm nervous.

• 8:59Peyton Hardin?

  The way I found out you had your second kid honestly broke my heart.

• 9:04Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  You really broke my trust the day your new son was born.

• 9:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I, am I hearing you right?

• 9:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I broke your trust. What the, what did I do? We had a baby and I said, hey, he's here.

• 9:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's not what happened. You did not tell me when your second son was born.

• 9:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you want down to the second? What do you want the doctor's initial in the text message? What are you talking about?

• 9:27Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, we've, we've done everything together. Literally, whenever you got engaged, you asked for permission to.

• 9:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did not ask your permission.

• 9:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, you did.

• 9:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, man, you mind if I, you mind if I just leave this brotherhood and I go marry off and get with Liv? Never happened.

• 9:42Peyton Hardin?

  Well, there was definitely a serious discussion that happened between me and you and our time.

• 9:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it was like ping pong. You were just the other side of the wall. I was just hitting ideas off of you. I was just going back and forth.

• 9:50Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it meant something to me. And then the wedding, you're like, you talked to me about the wedding. Hey, should we do this? Is it okay if I do this? And like the whole weird thing with the rocks. That was, you ran that through me.

• 10:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It was sand. It wasn't rocks. You, it was sand. I'm not running through.

• 10:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and then, no, I'm not done. And then, whenever your first son was born, literally that whole day of the birth, you were giving me hourly updates. You were texting me while your woman was cut open.

• 10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I was texting 20 people because I wasn't sure mama was gonna make it. I was giving, I was giving a play by play so I could have it logged to tell the doctors in the OR. It was looking rough.

• 10:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but regardless, even the day of the conception, I was there. I was in the next room.

• 10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, okay.

• 10:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and this time around.

• 10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You were getting drunk in Nashville. It's not my problem.

• 10:44Peyton Hardin?

  Well, okay, listen, you told, you know how excited I am about having a new nephew. You know it. You know that.

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I do know it. Yeah.

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  And you know how much you mean to me.

• 10:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  I thought you did.

• 10:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 10:56Peyton Hardin?

  And so that whole. All day, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't think, I can't function, right? I'm just sitting there.

• 11:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't do all, all, any of those regardless if I'm involved or not. You eat a hundred calories, you get stressed, you can't sleep and you can't function with or without me.

• 11:12Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm in Nashville trying to enjoy my time, knowing that my brother's back in Dallas about to have a second kid. I'm sitting there, just updates on my phone, I'm just waiting for an update, waiting for an update. I'm blowing Cam's phone up all day. You know I have anxiety.

• 11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 11:28Peyton Hardin?

  And my response makes me think something's happened that's not supposed to happen. So I'm freaking out, I'm panicking, I'm literally like, what the going on? I'm literally like, Sarah's next to me, right? This whole day, I see Sarah texting all day. You know, Sarah doesn't have friends.

• 11:45Peyton Hardin?

  Who are you texting? I know you, this is an absurd amount of texts on the day that Cam's about to have a second kid. So I'm like, what the going on? I'm texting, not getting responses, but Sarah's up there back and forth then with somebody. I text you, you, there, your wife had a C-section.

• 12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 12:02Peyton Hardin?

  So it was like scheduled of what time this is supposed to happen.

• 12:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 12:04Peyton Hardin?

  I remembered that time because I'm a good friend.

• 12:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Good friend.

• 12:07Peyton Hardin?

  So I text you and I go.

• 12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry.

• 12:10Peyton Hardin?

  Wow. I text you and I go, did it happen? Eyeball emoji.

• 12:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You did.

• 12:15Peyton Hardin?

  No response.

• 12:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 12:16Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm sitting there for an hour. And I, I go up to Sarah and I'm like, hey Sarah, Cam still hasn't texted me back about if, uh, his second kid's born. She goes, oh, wait, I have a picture of him.

• 12:33Peyton Hardin?

  Are you kidding me? I find out that my nephew was born through my girlfriend? Who you've known for a piss day. You've known her for three seconds, Cameron.

• 12:54Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife is literally cut open, just brought life into this world and was able to take a picture.

• 12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  She did not take a picture.

• 13:01Peyton Hardin?

  Text my girlfriend and send it before you can even give me a response.

• 13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let me clear the air. That might be true. Everything is, I mean, it's kinda sad. Everything you said is true. Let's just, we'll call spade a spade. That's true. But you are not the only one with ADHD or anxiety, especially when my wife is on a table getting Carterized and a human alien's getting pulled out of her. So, lot of shit going through Big Papa's head, right? Got family sitting there waiting, got papers I gotta sign. Oh, the kid's foot looks good. Oh, let's test him for this. Let's prick his ankle here. Oh, does the head work? His neck works? Let's check the arms.

• 13:36Peyton Hardin?

  So, what, I'm not supposed to be involved in any of that?

• 13:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you want me to text you and tell you that, hey, his jaundice levels are registering at an 8.8? He's good. That's, that's very low under the security line.

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  Literally for the first kid, you sent me like a picture, like you hunted him, like this. He was held up like this. You're holding him by the neck.

• 13:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Like I poached him.

• 13:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like it was a fresh kill.

• 14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well then, okay.

• 14:01Peyton Hardin?

  But this one, I can't even get a text like, yeah, he made it. He's here. We're good. Just, I didn't need a picture. I would've just accepted, yeah, fine. He's here. You're good, bro. Thanks for-

• 14:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Nobody got a text. It wasn't just you. Nobody. Nobody got a text. It wasn't just you. Get your panties out of the water, you little prissy. It wasn't just you.

• 14:17Peyton Hardin?

  You understand that's wrong, though.

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't, okay, hindsight's always 2020. There's a lot of shit going on. Liv was actually not loopy this time, so I had to entertain her, had to talk to her.

• 14:28Peyton Hardin?

  He was able to talk to Sarah.

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  She did, oh my God, that was after the phone. Do you, first off, first off, multiple things happened. We woke up at, I woke up at 3 a.m. to vomit in a hotel, in a, in a Best Western. I literally woke up to

• 14:46Peyton Hardin?

  You were throwing up?

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I was sleeping like an angel. My wife was throwing up. She was anxious.

• 14:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I woke up at 3 a.m. to vomit.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Did not go, just been awake, been awake, been awake. Wife cut open, baby here, everything was good. Check off, check off. Now, oh, now it's time to feed. Mommy still can't hold her because she's numb because she has a spinal tap. Oh, I gotta feed. Oh, gotta change my mcconium diaper. Oops, oops, oops, oops. Sign this, sign that.

• 15:10Peyton Hardin?

  You're literally watching my story on Instagram, so I know you're on your phone.

• 15:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay. I'm just trying to say that how much longer does this have, right? Like, you know what I mean?

• 15:22Cameron Kennedy?

  This is an eternal thing. You can't get away from me if you want to.

• 15:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it doesn't feel that way. That's all I'm trying to say.

• 15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, bite me. Oh, you wanna, okay, next time, my, I'm saying this right here, episode 220. When I have a third kid, if we ever do, whenever the hell that is in the future, I, you're gonna get a play-by-play that's literally just, I might send you a picture, Liv, on the table.

• 15:40Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, please don't.

• 15:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna get a play-by-play that looks like it was, it was written up by John Madden. You are going to get a Bill Belichick of a playbook of this third kid. And I don't wanna hear a peep. I don't want, you better have your red receipts on. I don't want you to deflect anything.

• 15:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine.

• 15:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Hey, just took a [BLEEP] there's the proof. Hey, wife's getting sliced open in five minutes." Hey, this is Dr. Spinoto. I'm gonna give you everything.

• 16:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's fine. See, th- this is the toxic part of our relationship is I just asked for a little extra and you have to make me feel bad like that.

• 16:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Asking for a little extra is, bro, like, I'm super happy that the kid was here and everything is happy, healthy. I can, I actually can't even imagine how weird and stressful and how, you know, much that is. But dude, you know, maybe just text me next time. I was worrying. Anyway, have a great day. Get some rest. You said, "Yo, [BLEEP] you didn't clear it through me? You know how much? Dude, are we even friends? Are we even boys?" That's what, as you said.

• 16:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't call me black and white when you're doing that, too.

• 16:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's why you wish you were black and white.

• 16:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I do.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Yeah, but that's, that's, I just wanted to clear the air. It's been, I've been festering for a while.

• 16:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, yeah, I'm glad you did, cuz that, you didn't say a peep about that.

• 16:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know. I kept it inside.

• 16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, okay, can I tell you something? This, now, I, I hinted at this a couple days ago. Uh, and it was so revolutionary for me.

• 17:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what happened?

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, it was a very small hint. I called you and I was like, "The craziest [BLEEP] ever happened to me this morning, but I can't tell you about it."

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you did tell me that.

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  And I have saved that for this right here.

• 17:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, please tell me. The craziest [BLEEP] ever happened to you?

• 17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Th- for anyone that wants to baby, this is just a small, little sneak peek of what could possibly happen.

• 17:18Peyton Hardin?

  What happened?

• 17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  All right. This is fourth, fifth day out of the hospital. Typical bedtime, Malachi goes down, we're starting to hit the hay, we're watching a show, and Mylon's asleep. It's probably 10, 10 PM.

• 17:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Right? Lot of movement. God, that's so much movement. Uh, it's about 10pm, you know, Mylon's asleep, we're watching a show.

• 17:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, knowing he's gonna wake up at 12, I'm like, I'mma thug it out. Liv, you can go to bed, babe. I'm just gonna watch this show. I can't go to sleep for one hour and then wake up, it'll fuck me up even more.

• 17:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm awake. 12 o'clock hits, it's been three hours, I gotta wake him up and feed him. Everything's gucci, the whole thing takes about an hour, I put him back down at 1.

• 17:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm lost in the times now.

• 17:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:59Peyton Hardin?

  There's too many times now.

• 18:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It gets, it gets deep.

• 18:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  1am, he goes back down. I go to close my eyes. Ahhh! Fast forward, he does not get well rested, he doesn't get comfy enough, till 4:30.

• 18:15Peyton Hardin?

  It's three hours.

• 18:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's three and a half hours, don't you dare skip my 30 minutes, cuz every fucking waking second

• 18:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 18:22Cameron Kennedy?

  is rough.

• 18:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  4:30, he goes to sleep. He wakes up at 5:15, I have been asleep for 45 minutes.

• 18:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, it sounds like new dad.

• 18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Since 10.

• 18:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, he wakes up, we feed him again.

• 18:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He has this big burp, it can't come out. We finally get him laid down, he's starting to go to sleep, he falls asleep in Liv's arm. And I'm just sitting there, delusional, next to her, "Are you, do you need anything?", cuz she's still recovering. So any, any times I gotta go grab something, it's me.

• 18:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  "Do you need anything, babe?", all of a sudden, Mylon's dead asleep, he goes

• 18:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Throws up, gets all on Liv's neck, soils her clothes, soaks his, soaks everything he has on, and then the vomit's just resting in his face.

• 19:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's disgusting.

• 19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely disgusting.

• 19:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, he's gotta have some better coothe.

• 19:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Take care of him, put him in the bed, he then right?

• 19:13Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 19:14Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a, this is a horror, this is a horror story.

• 19:16Peyton Hardin?

  This sounds like, but this sounds like baby stuff.

• 19:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's baby stuff, until, until this part, he put him down, it's 6:30, we finally go to bed.

• 19:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 19:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I sleep for two and a half hours, I wake up at 9 o'clock, and the first thing I do, cuz I was awake all night, my digestive tract's thrown, right? I wake up, "Oh, hey, good morning, babe, oh, god.

• 19:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I gotta fart." I throw my legs up.

• 19:39Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 19:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally myself and my got on my bed.

• 19:49Cameron Kennedy?

  On my bed, on my white angelic bed sheets, there was a stain from a grown 28-year-old father of two, that had the gall to literally go like this.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I blew a hole through my underwear.

• 20:07Peyton Hardin?

  You had on drawers?

• 20:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they're gone now. They're in the.

• 20:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. You had on drawers when this happened?

• 20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's all I had on.

• 20:15Peyton Hardin?

  Wait.

• 20:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Drawers in my cross. Drawers in Jesus.

• 20:19Peyton Hardin?

  When you, when you said this, I was envisioning butt naked.

• 20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, if I would have been butt naked, oh no, dude. I can't sleep butt naked. Way too small. Dude, I wake up not confident.

• 20:29Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't matter. The fact that you're telling me that you shot a can in a poop that was so powerful that it went out of your underwear?

• 20:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 20:39Peyton Hardin?

  You're just grazing past that. That's the crazy part of it.

• 20:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It split the seams in the drawers. It literally removed someone's work. Think about that. A machine sewed it to where this is good. It can contain your and I shot with such velocity. My poop. My poop literally went like this. So fast. The drawers went and opened up like Moses. And then I painted my angelic white sheets and it literally went

• 21:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 21:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I want you to guess what my first word was.

• 21:18Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I said

• 21:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I just myself. I mean, I was, all tiredness was gone. All tiredness was gone. I literally was dead tired. I couldn't even open my eyes and I went I just myself. I said, I should so and Liv literally one eye open, Liv goes, you always say that. It never happens. It never, oh my God. And I went, no, I my pants. It's my pants. I looked down and I'm talking like a, it was a cleanable amount of poop. Like it wasn't like a

• 21:50Peyton Hardin?

  Was it just like the stain or was there thickness? Was there?

• 21:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 21:53Peyton Hardin?

  Was there meat and potatoes?

• 21:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like a, like a melted Laffy Taffy. Like it wasn't too bad, but it was, it was, there was some density.

• 21:59Peyton Hardin?

  It wasn't just the broth. It had chicken noodle in it.

• 22:01Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit of noodle, like one noodle. And I, I, I was absolutely mind blown. I was mind blown. I started walking around the room with drawers. On my bed, my son and my wife right there and I'm, I'm literally-

• 22:16Peyton Hardin?

  Did Liv see this?

• 22:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  What'd she say when she saw it?

• 22:19Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, she was like, "No, why you finally did it?" Cause she's used-

• 22:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, your household's going to hell. No, the first words, your wife is, "You finally did it?" It's insane.

• 22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  She's, I mean, this is on the pod. She shit herself like four times. Like she, I don't know, she has no, no security-

• 22:33Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, remind me to never spend the night at that house.

• 22:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, no, just don't sleep in our bed. But dude, it was the craziest I've ever seen.

• 22:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, my girlfriend slept in that bed.

• 22:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, well, that was pretty, that was pretty times. This is post, "Don't sleep there anymore."

• 22:44Peyton Hardin?

  Kim-

• 22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It split my underwear.

• 22:46Peyton Hardin?

  I have a couple of questions. Why?

• 22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it.

• 22:47Peyton Hardin?

  What, what possessed you to hit this?

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I really don't know.

• 22:51Peyton Hardin?

  What possessed you to get in this position? I mean, I look breedable right now.

• 22:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you too.

• 23:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, bro.

• 23:01Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 23:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. The devil was working overtime. I don't know. Cause I really think if I just would've laid flat and kept it, it probably would've been like a blowout. Probably would've went up the back maybe, but-

• 23:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think the problem is, is that one, you lifted, so it created more airway. And then two, did you push or did you just let it come out?

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I pushed like a son of-

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, you can't do that.

• 23:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I was trying to PR on a squat. Cause my stomach was fucked up, bro. I didn't get to sleep. My food didn't get to digest properly. I woke up, I was like, "Oh, oh no, oh no." And I went, "I fucked myself." I said, "I fucked myself. I've done it. I've shit my bed. I've shit myself." And Livley said, "What do you mean? No, you always say that. You never do." "Oh my god, oh my god, you finally did it."

• 23:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, y'all are disgusting, bro.

• 23:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and, and it makes me more sad realizing that there's a, there was a, at the time, like a seven day old baby, six feet away from just open fecal matter from his father.

• 23:55Peyton Hardin?

  How quick did y'all, how long did y'all take to clean the sheets after?

• 23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude, her mom stayed the night. My mom was there. I, it was a whole espionage mission for no one to see.

• 24:03Peyton Hardin?

  But how long did it take for you to wash your sheets after that happened?

• 24:09Cameron Kennedy?

  About an hour.

• 24:11Cameron Kennedy?

  About an hour. Oh, I cleaned it immediately.

• 24:13Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 24:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did. I cleaned it immediately, but to rip the sheet off the bed and throw that shit in there, it, yeah.

• 24:19Peyton Hardin?

  You let those sheets stay on that bed for an hour, Cam?

• 24:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I cleaned it immediately. That was the first thing I did. I told you, I stood up, I had my, I was hitting a little wobble. I went straight to the kitchen. I was holding my little pinto bean of a meat sack.

• 24:32Peyton Hardin?

  Stop right now. You shit yourself and the first thing you do is go to the kitchen.

• 24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I had to get the cleaning supplies. Yeah. Wash your.

• 24:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true. Dude, you can't, I can't win with you. You said, oh, you didn't take them off immediately and now it's all you did wash. First thing, this is the order of operations of you yourself. Immediately go clean. No, dude, I'm already, I'm already spoiled. I had, I need to take care of the sheets. I am, I mean, I'm, I'm, there's no wash. I have to get in the, I have to take a shower, bro. It's not like a, oh, let's hit a little rose water wipe. I have to shower. It was, it was insane. I've, it was like a mucus plug. It's like.

• 25:05Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't wash your hands after, did you?

• 25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, I sanitized the hell out of them.

• 25:09Peyton Hardin?

  Sanitized?

• 25:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't wash?

• 25:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I washed with soap and I literally like practically poured hand sanitizer.

• 25:14Peyton Hardin?

  The house is disgusting, man.

• 25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It was unbelievable.

• 25:16Peyton Hardin?

  You're that, that, like.

• 25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, no.

• 25:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's getting there, man.

• 25:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. I mean.

• 25:20Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that reminds me. So while you were.

• 25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yourself?

• 25:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, I haven't seen myself in a while. Ah, close the other day, real close the other day.

• 25:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a scary feeling.

• 25:28Peyton Hardin?

  Because I like Sarah's reaction, my girlfriend. I like my girlfriend's reaction whenever I fart around her because she's so welcoming for it. And so sometimes like, it makes me feel like at home. You know, so sometimes I like to like really push it out, like, because I want her to go, oh, babe, it's okay. Like, her telling me it's okay makes me feel good. So I was like, I, I needed some reassurance.

• 25:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You need a therapy dog is what you need. You need a dog that can't communicate back with you. You can just fart around it. It'll give you emotion. It'll be like.

• 25:56Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want my, I don't want that.

• 25:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you don't want that? You just want your girlfriend sniff Flonase out of your nose and go, oh, it's okay, babe. Do it more. Shit on me.

• 26:03Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway, whenever I was.

• 26:07Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever, this weekend, you had a kid, I went to Nashville.

• 26:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you did.

• 26:12Peyton Hardin?

  To Kane Brown's bar opening in Nashville on Broadway.

• 26:15Cameron Kennedy?

  KB, congrats, brother.

• 26:17Peyton Hardin?

  So, our friend Kane Brown opened up his bar on Broadway in the middle of Nashville. If you don't know Broadway, it's basically this whole street in downtown Nashville that has a bunch of country singers, like, clubs and bars.

• 26:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Clubs and bars, and it's lit.

• 26:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's fantastic. So Kane Brown invited us to go to the opening. Now, Cam couldn't go because it was the weekend you were having your second son.

• 26:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 26:37Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton doesn't have responsibilities, so I went to Nashville, right?

• 26:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely.

• 26:44Peyton Hardin?

  Before we do that, I go into what I was gonna say. I want to talk about this that I haven't talked about publicly. Whenever we went to Kane Brown's bar, I met Patrick Mahomes.

• 26:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shake that little, shake that little muffin.

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say, I'm gonna drop the bomb here.

• 27:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Drop the bomb.

• 27:04Peyton Hardin?

  Patrick Mahomes knows who we are.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, ooh, shit, I'll be your new Travis Kelsey, Patrick. I'll be your Travis. I might not have the muscle, but I got the fade. I'll be your Travis.

• 27:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, sir. Patrick Mahomes knows who we are. I met Patrick Mahomes, man.

• 27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's unbelievable. That is unbelievable. QB 1. QB 1, dog.

• 27:24Peyton Hardin?

  So, I go to Nashville for Kane Brown's bar opening, right? You go, "And I met Patrick Mahomes!" She started doing it again. So, I, I knew this was like a VIP opening. It was the day before the actual public opening.

• 27:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 27:40Peyton Hardin?

  So Kane invited us, but I didn't know who else was gonna be there. I forget that Kane is so famous.

• 27:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 27:47Peyton Hardin?

  And there's gonna be a lot of famous people there. I didn't know that. I walk into the bar, right? I'm, I'm a little early. Walk into the bar, I'm greeted with champagne. I'm drinking the champagne, right? And I'm like, okay, this is four floors of club. I want to see what this place is talking about.

• 28:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Four floors?

• 28:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. Yeah. So I'm, I'm walking up the stairs. I go to the second floor, right? There's a new bar. I was like, oop, that means new drink. So I'm at, I, I go there. I'm ordering a drink. Can I have this? Can I have this? From my right. I was hearing a little kerfuffle. A little bit of that. Kerfuffle. I'm hearing, I'm hearing a lot of foot traffic to my right. Yeah. I looked to my right. Jason Aldean, right there by me. I go. Mr. Aldean? He goes. Boy?

• 28:36Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly? He goes, what's up, boy? I didn't say anything to him, but he was there. I was like, that's Jason Aldean. Okay, sick.

• 28:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm drinking, having a good time. The music's going. The vibes are starting to pick up. More people are starting to show up. Hmm. Right? Another person walks in that I see. Tim the Tap Man. Hmm. I go, oh! I remember you. We, we hung out before in Dallas. He didn't remember me at all. But I was like, we, we hung out before, bro. I have a photograph of you. Yeah. So we just talked. We, we caught up. It was all good. It was like, that's cool, Tim the Tap Man. Fantastic. I love this guy. Really nice guy. Really funny guy. I'm dancing some more. The night's starting to pick up some more. To my other right, I mean, a lot of rights happening. I go, I mean, we're, we're hitting three sixes. I'm literally just going at three sixes at this point. You're just hitting right, you go, oh dude!

• 29:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh! Keep going. That's exactly what's happening. You're like, next floor, next floor. But on my third right, I see a guy. And I'm like, I know you. Hats real low. Very sexy white beast. I mean, a sexy white guy. Ooh, talk to me.

• 29:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's the guy from Big Time Rush. Forgot his name.

• 29:56Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I wasn't in Big, Big Time Rush was a little past my time, but this is the closest I've gotten to High School Musical, so I was excited.

• 30:04Peyton Hardin?

  I was literally about to say, I was like, oh, oh. And you know what made it awkward? At this point, I was four drinks in. Yeah. And I was like, oh, this guy's from Big Time Rush. So I turned it to a thought. Ooh. I walk up to him and I was like, hey, this bar's pretty big time, ain't it?

• 30:20Peyton Hardin?

  I would have, I would have thrown up in my mouth if I was with you.

• 30:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, hey, this bar's pretty big time, man. Hey, I'm gonna get upstairs though, no rush.

• 30:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have my pants. Oh my god. That, that's the most thottish pick-me you've ever done.

• 30:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I was such a-

• 30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 30:41Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway, it was so embarrassing. He looked at you. I think his name was, I don't know if it was Kendall or the other guy with the mustache, but I forgot what his name was. Um, he took it well though. He goes, "Ha." He goes, "Ah." I go, "I go, alright." I go-

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No problem.

• 30:56Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "Alright, we're going to the next floor."

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Sarah, no, don't worry babe, he just hasn't had enough drinks yet."

• 31:01Peyton Hardin?

  Go to the next floor, right?

• 31:04Peyton Hardin?

  Starting to dance, some more, more drinks are coming. Now we've made our way to this little section, like we've kinda created our own section with us famous people.

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  So, you go, "Me and the big time rush guy."

• 31:16Peyton Hardin?

  So, all of us really famous people, because I belong there, we're in this, on this wall, right? We're playing this wall, right?

• 31:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, nice.

• 31:23Peyton Hardin?

  I look to my right and I'm like, "God, I'm looking at somebody's nipple. This guy's tall."

• 31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, guy?

• 31:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. It's a guy nipple.

• 31:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, guy nipple.

• 31:30Peyton Hardin?

  I look to my right, I see a male nipple. I'm like, "This is a tall guy."

• 31:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Shirtless too.

• 31:34Peyton Hardin?

  For you to be here, your chest to be at my level, you must be tall.

• 31:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Undertaker?

• 31:39Peyton Hardin?

  I look up, Kurt Warner.

• 31:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Kurt-

• 31:42Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, "Holy sh-"

• 31:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna talk about Kane's like list of friends?

• 31:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, a straight, like, not strange, but just, I mean, deep cuts.

• 31:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's everywhere. It's everywhere.

• 31:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Deep cuts, all over the place.

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  It's everywhere.

• 31:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Kurt Warner was there?

• 31:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, "Holy sh-" Kurt Warner's here. I was like, "That's Kurt." Smelled fan- smelled fantastic. I kept following him around because I wanted to figure out his cologne, but I don't know cologne, so I don't, I was just stalking him at this point.

• 32:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Every time, every time he's like vibing, but he has like, he has awareness, he just sees you, and like, every time he catches you at the end, you're just like- You walk off, like, he goes- You're just like, "Oh, party, no, no problem, Kurt, no problem."

• 32:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and so I just.

• 32:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, what is this?

• 32:26Peyton Hardin?

  And so then, so you can see downstairs from the balcony, right? Like into the floors that you're just on. So I'm drunk and I'm like, I want to see aerial view. And so I look over the balcony and I see more kerfuffle going down there. I'm like, oh, there's more famous people. I look down there. I see the one, the only Tony Romo.

• 32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Tony Romo.

• 32:46Peyton Hardin?

  I see Tony Romo downstairs. I'm, and you know me, I'm always a goat. I live in Dallas.

• 32:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Goated.

• 32:54Peyton Hardin?

  I live in Dallas. I'm a diehard Cowboys fan. I grew up on the Cowboys. I love me some Tony Romo. I'm drunk. I'm, I'm fanning out over all these famous people.

• 33:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Tony.

• 33:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Like it's so loud. DJ goes, he's like, Tony. He just goes, he's like, Romo. That's my TV number nine. No, but I did something kind of close.

• 33:24Peyton Hardin?

  You're.

• 33:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So I was drunk, right?

• 33:26Peyton Hardin?

  Sarah needs to, I mean, have you on a drink limit when you're around these people?

• 33:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Sarah dude, she, she doesn't care. She's hyped me up. She goes.

• 33:33Peyton Hardin?

  And so I'm looking over the balcony. I see Tony Romo. I'm like starstruck and I'm like, I'm from Dallas. He knows that.

• 33:41Peyton Hardin?

  I go, it's, I mean, it's a club. There's hundreds of people here. It's so loud. I go, go boys.

• 33:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Wow. That's bad. That's bad, bro. Somehow, some way that was worse than what I thought. I had no idea you were gonna say, and that's worse.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  Go boys.

• 34:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Go boys is cra- and the, the little deep in to make your voice go.

• 34:09Peyton Hardin?

  So go boys.

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh dude.

• 34:12Peyton Hardin?

  Ask me if you heard me.

• 34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, did he hear you?

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, everyone else around me did. They said.

• 34:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, dude, you poor soul. Go boys is criminal.

• 34:20Peyton Hardin?

  So the night furthers on, I make my way to a more VIP section that Kane Brown's in now.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I take another ride.

• 34:28Peyton Hardin?

  So I take a right and I'm in a more famous section. Right, I'm on a wall, Kane Brown's right next to me. And then I looked to his right. Sitting down right there was the one, the only Patrick Mahomes.

• 34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Man.

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  One of the most coveted quarterbacks, NFL players of all time, one of the absolute greats.

• 34:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, 100%.

• 34:50Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I don't know if I'm drunk or I'm just super excited, but I think Patrick Mahomes is eyeing me down.

• 35:00Peyton Hardin?

  Why are you in such a thought bag? You're like, oh dude, he was 100% giving me the eye. So I was sitting there dancing to the music, right? Patrick Mahomes is right here where the camera's at and I just look, I'm like.

• 35:17Peyton Hardin?

  And then so he keeps, I, I keep catching his eye, he keeps going.

• 35:25Peyton Hardin?

  And so I, I just give up. I don't want to go talk to him because a lot of people are over there. He's with his wife. I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna play it cool. I'm not gonna go up to him.

• 35:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It happens, it happens, right?

• 35:35Peyton Hardin?

  Kane Brown, nicest guy in the world, comes over to me. We're just talking, jibber jabbering. He goes, hey, man, stop being so weird staying over here. Go hang out. He knows that I'm, I'm, I play off a little bit, like I like to stay on the wall. He goes, hey, man, no one over there is gonna.

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Girl, stop being petrified. It's like, just go.

• 35:50Peyton Hardin?

  He literally said, no one over there is gonna bite you. Come hang out with us. And I go, no, it's okay. It's okay. He goes, have you met everybody over there? And I go, ah, a couple of them. He goes, have you met Patrick? I go, no.

• 36:06Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, do you want to? I go, yeah, I do. And he goes, come on. He grabs me. I was like, thanks, Kane.

• 36:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, God, you have been working out.

• 36:17Peyton Hardin?

  He grabs me. I'm following him, right? Six feet taller than him. I'm following him, right? He goes, Patty, like this. Patrick stands up. Pat, I'm looking, Patrick Mahomes dead in the eye. I go, Patrick!

• 36:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say, dude, at that point I would have kicked you out. If I was Kane, I would have been like, hey, you gotta go.

• 36:37Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, he goes, Patrick, this is Peyton. Patrick Mahomes comes to the desk, he goes, huh, I know who you are.

• 36:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy first thing to say from Patrick Mahomes is nuts.

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "You do?"

• 36:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 36:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm fanned out at this point. I'm like, "Oh, yeah." I'm like, "Oh, for real?" And he goes, and then Kane comes in and he goes, "Yeah, dude, this is Peyton, has a podcast. It's like, it's him and his boy are hilarious." He goes, "Yeah, I know y'all pop up my [__] all the time." I go, "We do?

• 37:15Peyton Hardin?

  We do?

• 37:19Peyton Hardin?

  I was so excited. I was like, "We do, really?"

• 37:25Peyton Hardin?

  And then, um, we get interrupted for a second and I was so pissed off. I was like a jealous girlfriend. Some people came up and I was like, "It's my Patrick time."

• 37:32Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, "Hey, Patty," you go, "Shut up."

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Don't you [__] see what's happening?" Anyway, Patty, yeah, keep talking about how you know us?

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I go, um, so that kind of interrupted the flow of our conversation. But then I go in with For The Kill. This comes in just like, I'm a big fan of him. I think he's a cool guy, especially after meeting him. Like, he's super talkative, really nice guy. Like, it's always scary to meet really famous people, but he's like, you can tell he's just a down-to-earth [__] guy. So I was like-

• 38:01Cameron Kennedy?

  He happens to be one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.

• 38:03Peyton Hardin?

  And when people are nice, I want to talk to them more. I feel like I can be inclined to like, have a relationship with you, like a friendship. Stan.

• 38:12Peyton Hardin?

  Um, so I tell him, I'm like, "Hey, bro, since you know the podcast, me and Cam are based in Dallas. Anytime you want to come talk, hit me up."

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, please, Patty.

• 38:22Peyton Hardin?

  And he goes, "Yeah, man, I'm down, bro. I love Dallas. Hell, yeah, let's do it." I go, "Yeah!"

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You go knock over everyone's drink. I accidentally hit Kane to the ground and just like-

• 38:37Peyton Hardin?

  And then I go, girlfriend, I'm like, "Baby, won't guess what just happened?"

• 38:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 38:41Peyton Hardin?

  And then I see Tony Romo walk by. I go, "You do?"

• 38:52Peyton Hardin?

  I go cheese till I die.

• 38:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a nice fumble at the goal line.

• 39:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Patty would never.

• 39:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He was our, he was our hero quarterback for our childhood.

• 39:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm joking, man, but yeah.

• 39:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I will never tolerate Tony Romo's land.

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, not at all. But Patrick Mahomes, thanks for being so cool, man. That was a great experience. Kane Brown, congratulations on your new bar. It's in Nashville. If y'all, y'all go to Broadway.

• 39:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that is, that is unbelievable. First off, I mean, now let's just say this. Out of all the NFL players you said that were there, why are they all quarterbacks?

• 39:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, there was more.

• 39:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Like Kane has a quarterback thing. He has a quarterback little fling.

• 39:32Peyton Hardin?

  No, I mean, I hung out with the guy who plays for Miami Dolphins. He's a really cool guy. He's not a quarterback. He was like 6'9", 400 pounds. Like he was massive. He's on the line.

• 39:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he actually said he was a DB.

• 39:42Peyton Hardin?

  He said he was a DN.

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:43Peyton Hardin?

  He was.

• 39:44Cameron Kennedy?

  He's big, but he can move.

• 39:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I imagine him coming at you. I was like, oh, I'd literally be like, no, thank you. I'll lay down.

• 39:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's insane. Dude, Patrick Mahomes has seen us. That's nuts.

• 39:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's crazy. That made me think like, who else has seen this podcast?

• 39:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I didn't want, I didn't want to like take away from that moment story. That's exactly where my mind went. Like, bro, it's like, okay, I'm just gonna say, I'm just gonna say it out there. If you, if anybody has any connections, if anyone has any connections or knows someone or knows a cousin or something, what are the odds that LeBron James? He doesn't have to like us. He doesn't have to be like, oh, I've, I know them. I've seen them before. What are the odds that our faces has just hit his phone?

• 40:23Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 40:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even care if he didn't even watch the whole video. Like it comes up, he gets, he listens 30 seconds, whatever, booms. But like, just to think LeBron, Ramon, the goat James.

• 40:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, it makes me tingle thinking about it.

• 40:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it literally gets me happy.

• 40:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 40:39Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even like, please, if somebody's just in LeBron's camp.

• 40:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying. Someone just send me a bag. Dude, don't even send it to us. Make us work for it.

• 40:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, just like give me.

• 40:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Drop a breadcrumb.

• 40:47Peyton Hardin?

  Give us a breadcrumb. Just to make us feel something, man.

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I'll get my PI bag. I'll figure some shit out.

• 40:52Peyton Hardin?

  Crazy. I've never said this, but like really early stages of the podcast, like Fruit Loops days, like a long time, like three years ago. I got a DM from somebody and their, I'm not gonna say who, but their Instagram said OVO something. And they DM'd me and there, it was about a video and I was like, if you're in OVO. There's some chance that that hit the group chat. That video hit the group chat.

• 41:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that, that's ins-

• 41:20Peyton Hardin?

  That makes me literally tingle.

• 41:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, it makes me wanna cry.

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  I think the weekend knows us.

• 41:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I think he might know you. You've been front row at two of his- Like this, Abel, Abel, Abel, timeless, timeless. Like, and I'm just like this, I'm like, recording you do it?

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I know.

• 41:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, unbelievable.

• 41:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, and I'm so mad our graphic designer got reposted by the weekend. I, I congratulated James after that, but I was so envious, I almost fired his-

• 41:50Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway, it's-

• 41:51Cameron Kennedy?

  It was an incredible graphic.

• 41:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sweating.

• 42:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 42:57Peyton Hardin?

  Wait.

• 43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't even do that. You know that's putrid right now.

• 43:04Peyton Hardin?

  Kid, okay.

• 43:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said you're sweating and you go for the diabolical earring back.

• 43:09Peyton Hardin?

  My earrings, like the back of my earrings smell so bad.

• 43:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, viewers, you, you actually can't comprehend this. Unless you have someone in your life that has like an infected earlobe, you don't- His could kill something young. Like, it could, it could literally end a small porcupine.

• 43:28Peyton Hardin?

  If you want, if you want to know, like, how bad this stinks, I haven't taken my earrings out in like six years. I haven't taken them out one time.

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That hurts my stomach thinking about that.

• 43:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No. You're, I don't, there's no challenge. There's no, you, honestly, honest to God, you should respect me enough as a man, like not even as a friend, as a coworker, as a man, to not ask me to sniff your ear. I'm not sniffing your ear, dude.

• 43:58Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, sniff my earrings.

• 44:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not sniffing your ear.

• 44:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, let me, let me get a little juice out first.

• 44:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's it.

• 44:05Peyton Hardin?

  If I squeeze it, like a little something comes out. Cam, please, I'll give you a hundred dollars.

• 44:09Cameron Kennedy?

  A hun- make it more, make it more, make it five hundred, I'll do it. Make five hundred dollars.

• 44:12Peyton Hardin?

  Five hundred dollars.

• 44:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Why am I such a cheap dude?

• 44:15Peyton Hardin?

  Five hundred dollars.

• 44:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're not, no, oh, ew, no, switch sides, we're not swi- you just said let me get juice out of it.

• 44:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I gotta squeeze it out a little bit.

• 44:25Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way. I mean, Robbie looks like he's gonna throw up.

• 44:27Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way. Stop playing with it! You're sitting there rubbing it down!

• 44:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow, I mean, that smells like a used condom.

• 44:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go.

• 44:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, dude, no. Get it, get it, get it in there.

• 44:51Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, dude. Oh.

• 45:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like gagging, I'm like gagging, bro. It's, it, no, it is bad. It is bad.

• 45:07Peyton Hardin?

  Shut the up, stop speaking, stop speaking. Oh, my God, you got so red, you're sweating.

• 45:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop speaking. That, Peyton, that's not real, dude.

• 45:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That, I think my, my lungs are hurting.

• 45:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, dude. I'm not kidding, stop that. Oh, you touched it. You got the cheese touch. That, that smell, that is like you took, that's like you took molded chea- like a molded provolone.

• 45:34Peyton Hardin?

  Woo!

• 45:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And the fact that you're so, what is it, anosmic? The fact you're so anosmic to that, you can sniff it and make a funny gesture?

• 45:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that would, that would literally up in unhabit- like an uncontacted tribe. Like a, a, a group of people that don't have medicines, that would up them up, bro. Like that would, that'd clear them.

• 45:53Peyton Hardin?

  I think my ears have the clap. I think I got a little bit of on my ear. Might have, I don't know where that came from, I might have talked to somebody about that, that's, it's coming, that's.

• 46:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You have.

• 46:05Peyton Hardin?

  I got it in my nail a little bit.

• 46:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not giving you any money.

• 46:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No dude, no you are. You know, honestly, I knew you were never gonna give me 500. I'll take the 100. It'll fill my gas tank.

• 46:18Peyton Hardin?

  That's what we agreed on.

• 46:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, then give me the 5.

• 46:21Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 46:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You're such dude, you're an awful man. Like, you're an awful, awful man.

• 46:28Peyton Hardin?

  I need to clean my ears, I just don't know how.

• 46:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Take the ear- dude, soak that in like, formaldehyde. Take the earrings out and clean it with anything you have in your house.

• 46:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I stopped wearing my retainer. Did you ever get the retainer that looks like a mouthpiece?

• 46:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 46:42Peyton Hardin?

  I stopped wearing that after like, 3 years because I couldn't see through it. It was like, all green and yellow. I didn't know how to clean it. Like, I tried to brush it, but it never came off.

• 46:52Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody else has been there before.

• 46:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude, I hope, I pray to god no one's ever been there. All you do is you get a little 20 cent denture cleaning tablet.

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, I took that from your sink in college, but it didn't work.

• 47:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And I took it from my grandma, for her dentures.

• 47:04Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't work. Not on what I had. I mean, I was growing plants out of my... Hey, alright.

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• 48:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Bringing a second kid into the world obviously means a lot of food. We got a lot of food delivered to us, but-

• 48:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, it doesn't. Why? Kid, babies don't DoorDash.

• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, babies don't DoorDash, but when you bring a baby, your friend's DoorDash, except you, prick. Anyway, back to what I was speaking on.

• 48:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 48:28Cameron Kennedy?

  One day, we did not have a meal delivered, which is completely fine, so I had to hit the road. But I didn't want to get the same we always get. She ate that all throughout the pregnancy. I'm driving, right?

• 48:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 48:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm trying to make myself to a beautiful little Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen.

• 48:40Peyton Hardin?

  Careful.

• 48:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you know what I see off the side of the road?

• 48:45Peyton Hardin?

  Huh.

• 48:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That looked, I mean, abandoned, desolate, but it was still open and in business.

• 48:50Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 48:50Cameron Kennedy?

  A TGI Friday.

• 48:53Peyton Hardin?

  Those still exist?

• 48:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That needs to leave. TJ- Is it 2001? I was, no, no, I was baffled. I almost, I stopped. I wanted to sit, like, take a seat at a booth by myself.

• 49:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm not gonna lie, though. TJ Fridays had-

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What was that? It said TJ Friday.

• 49:11Peyton Hardin?

  TGI Fridays?

• 49:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you saying J? He's saying J. You're saying thank Jesus it's Friday. It's thank God it's Friday.

• 49:17Peyton Hardin?

  TGI Fridays had like, middle-class white women in a chokehold, like a good family of five.

• 49:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, whoa! Have you ever eaten there?

• 49:25Peyton Hardin?

  For real, for real. Um, no.

• 49:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, why?

• 49:28Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, because I loved the commercials and it made me look forward to every Friday.

• 49:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Commercials were gassed, the slogan was, I mean, slogan had any kid in a chokehold. "Oh dude, thank God it's Friday!"

• 49:38Peyton Hardin?

  That's not a slogan.

• 49:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that's what it stood for.

• 49:40Peyton Hardin?

  Is that a slogan? Or slogan songs.

• 49:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think a slogan has to be a song. I think a slogan's a slogan.

• 49:46Peyton Hardin?

  What's the best slogan of all time?

• 49:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Best slogan of all time?

• 49:50Peyton Hardin?

  Nationwide is on your side. Okay, that's a good one. Or Red Robin.

• 49:57Peyton Hardin?

  Red Robin's also out there with TGI Fridays.

• 49:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, they need to go out of business!

• 50:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, Red Robin's been done. They canceled Red Robin's.

• 50:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That proves my point even more.

• 50:06Peyton Hardin?

  They got caught up in the Me Too movement. They got canceled.

• 50:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Either someone incredibly, you can't say that and look at me like that. Someone incredibly high up has an alarming amount of equity in TGI Fridays. And they're just, they're doing it straight off the muscle. They're like, I'm just gonna stay open. And I'm in the red, I'm bleeding, we're staying open. Or there's some goblins that spend enough money to keep, I mean.

• 50:31Peyton Hardin?

  TGI Fridays is the food version of mattress firm. That's cartel.

• 50:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 50:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's money laundering.

• 50:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent, dude, TGI Fridays, okay, the fact you've never eaten there is even better. The menu at TGI Fridays.

• 50:42Peyton Hardin?

  Is it vast or small?

• 50:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like you're at a fucking carnival.

• 50:45Peyton Hardin?

  What, they have fair food at TGI?

• 50:47Cameron Kennedy?

  They have cotton candy. They have cotton candy?

• 50:51Peyton Hardin?

  And TGI Fridays has cotton candy on the menu?

• 50:54Cameron Kennedy?

  They used to have a burger that was a burger with a chicken tendy with an onion ring, with a matzah stick, with a bun, then douse it in queso. It was like a, it was, it was like a wet dri- like a fever wet drink.

• 51:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Michelle Obama canceled TGI Fridays. She was like, should she change the school menus and TGI Fridays?

• 51:14Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, TGI Fridays, you're out of here.

• 51:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's disgusting.

• 51:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, they, they.

• 51:17Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, it's a modern kid's dream, though.

• 51:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying, bro. I mean, I can't lie, the two times I went, very good. Now, growing up, again, hindsight's 2020, it's like, why the fuck did we ever? I mean, you sit down, it's 4,000 calories, hu- easy.

• 51:30Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, can I say something now that we're talking about food places that shouldn't exist?

• 51:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 51:34Peyton Hardin?

  Can I make a list of the worst fast food of all time?

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, I'm in on it.

• 51:38Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I have some hot takes about fast food.

• 51:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we're putting fire to that.

• 51:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, there's a lot of fast food places that y'all, dude, that y'all talk about that are good. It's honestly disgusting.

• 51:49Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, I don't, I, it's, it's.

• 51:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna list five off real quick, off the top of my head, okay?

• 51:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So, is, are, is it like in order?

• 51:56Peyton Hardin?

  Five is, the worst, the worst one is number one.

• 51:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, bet, bet, bet.

• 52:00Peyton Hardin?

  Number one is like, if you go there, you should be put in federal prison, like, under the jail with Al Capone.

• 52:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And then five is like, it just needs to shut down, like, like, expeditiously.

• 52:08Peyton Hardin?

  Everything on here, if you eat there, I look at you like less of a human.

• 52:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 52:11Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say that?

• 52:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, scum.

• 52:12Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, here we go.

• 52:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, here we go.

• 52:13Peyton Hardin?

  Number five on the worst fast food of all time list is Five Guys.

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 52:20Peyton Hardin?

  Five Guys is disgusting. It's sloppy, it's nasty. It makes me feel like a little food slut. I do not like that.

• 52:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I love being a little Five Guys food slut.

• 52:30Peyton Hardin?

  See, I like to be wine and dine in my fast food. I don't want to just feel like a sloppy.

• 52:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Wine and dined in fast food? They don't go, it's like two ends of the magnet. They don't go, you don't get wine and dined at fast food.

• 52:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's, okay, normally like-

• 52:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Five Guys eats, bro. What are you talking about?

• 52:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so fast food is like a one night stand, in my opinion. Go with this analogy with me.

• 52:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 52:50Peyton Hardin?

  Going to fast food is like a one night stand. You understand that this is not gonna be like a healthy exchange, right? But you want to be treated with class and respect, right? Five Guys is the one night stand. They just, it'd be the sloppy burger. They just barely wrap it up, throw it in the bag. They don't even have the decency to put the fries in the fry container. They're just dumping it all in the bag. Like, you know what I mean? They didn't even give me a towel afterwards. They just walked out of the room.

• 53:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly, but you want to stick with that analogy? You know it's a one night stand, so you're not looking for Prince Charming. You're looking like, just get bent over like a little bad girl you are.

• 53:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but-

• 53:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's where Five Guys comes in at. They just bend you over, they get you right there in that throat and you're done.

• 53:26Peyton Hardin?

  But even if, I, you, there should still be some aftercare. Get me the towel.

• 53:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude-

• 53:31Peyton Hardin?

  Bang me and leave.

• 53:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your own towel. It's a one night stand. Get your own towel.

• 53:34Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's why you like Five Guys. You have no respect.

• 53:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you said that, you said, "Hey, this is a mutual thing. We're not texting each other. We know this isn't gonna be anything. Get out, get out."

• 53:41Peyton Hardin?

  Number four, Long John Silver.

• 53:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I can agree with you. If you're eating LJS in 2026, go to hell.

• 53:48Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, what the are you eating?

• 53:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, I mean, I, the amount of Long John Silver, Long John Silver.

• 53:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  John Long Silver that are in North Texas, so far from bodies of water. And I can't even believe if you're eating that in like the middle of the country.

• 54:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying. If you're not within 50 miles of an ocean, you shouldn't eat seafood. That's my, that's my thing.

• 54:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. Now, if it's a seafood, heavy seafood specific restaurant-

• 54:15Peyton Hardin?

  If it's a high-class restaurant, fast food seafood should be-

• 54:18Cameron Kennedy?

  It shouldn't exist!

• 54:19Peyton Hardin?

  That's like Red 40. You should not, you should not be in that.

• 54:21Cameron Kennedy?

  You shouldn't be consuming it. The only, the, ah, I don't even do catfish from like a fa- Catfish I only get from restaurants. What do you mean I'm eating like cod?

• 54:31Peyton Hardin?

  I shouldn't.

• 54:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's seven dollars!

• 54:33Peyton Hardin?

  You shouldn't be able to get fast food in your car. Or you shouldn't be able to get seafood in your car.

• 54:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 54:37Peyton Hardin?

  That should not happen.

• 54:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You should not be able to sit at a red light and bite into cod.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like where are you keeping that contained?

• 54:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And those hush puppies, them have been frozen since 2019. They mass-produced eight billion hush puppies and they just sent them off. I think, I think once their hush puppy supply runs out, they cancel.

• 54:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, they just go to the local Petco and just get the goldfish, cooking them up. That's all they're doing.

• 55:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, Long John Silver's has to be closed. I agree, I agree.

• 55:02Peyton Hardin?

  And you know what my mom does? Like, I'll be talking to her, I'll be like, "Hey, what are you doing?" She'll go, "I just got some food." I'll go, "From where?" She'll go, "I'm not gonna say it." And I immediately know what she's gonna say. I go, "Mom, where the [__] did you go get food?" She goes, "Long John's." Yeah, I'm like, "Mom, what the [__]?" And she's like, "You just can't beat it." I go, "I can beat you."

• 55:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I can beat you and there's places that can da- If you're ashamed, if you're ashamed to tell people you're eating it, you should not be consuming it.

• 55:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's disgusting.

• 55:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like this, "Long John Silver's." You know, what'd you say? "Long John Silver's." I got the, "Long John's."

• 55:37Peyton Hardin?

  If you eat Long John Silver's, unfollow us right now.

• 55:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You're still, you're still crazy for Five Guys. You're crazy for Five Guys.

• 55:43Peyton Hardin?

  Number three, Jack in the Box.

• 55:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:47Peyton Hardin?

  Only thing redeemable about Jack in the Box is the fries. And sometimes the fries give me food poisoning.

• 55:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I, I have had Jack in the Box twice, I've thrown it up twice. Like, that's my, that's my life story with Jack in the Box. First off, your mascot's [__] weird. I, too much-

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  What is that? What is the Jack in the Box? What is that?

• 56:03Cameron Kennedy?

  To this day, I don't, it's literally a man. It's, it's a, it's a, it's a Caucasian male-

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  With a round face?

• 56:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Ping pong head with a sharp [__]. What is that supposed to be?

• 56:12Peyton Hardin?

  He has a snow, he has a, he has a, he has a ice cream nose. Ice cream cone nose. He's an ice cream cone just tilted.

• 56:16Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a tilted ice cream cone ping pong face in a, in a three-piece suit. I don't like him. He's strange and your food is, has always been, always been subpar.

• 56:25Peyton Hardin?

  And I, can I say, I've never walked into a Jack in the Box that's been clean. Never.

• 56:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never walked into a Jack in the Box. I've had twice through a drive-thru.

• 56:31Peyton Hardin?

  I have gross friends.

• 56:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Twi- are they the place with the chicken fries?

• 56:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's, um-

• 56:38Peyton Hardin?

  Burger King.

• 56:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Them too.

• 56:40Peyton Hardin?

  Burger King's honorable mention.

• 56:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, dude, but I mean, this, now, this, this does it for me.

• 56:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  One of my friends, he's a, he's heavy, like, hot, really high on Jack in the Box.

• 56:50Peyton Hardin?

  You should block him.

• 56:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're a goblin.

• 56:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  But when you, when I go, what do you get? And he goes, breakfast tacos.

• 56:56Peyton Hardin?

  They serve breakfast at Jack in the Box?

• 56:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like saying, oh, my dude, let's go to Chick-fil-A. Like, oh, my, what's your favorite thing? And you're like, the cookie.

• 57:04Peyton Hardin?

  If you're getting bre- if you're getting breakfast food, fast food, you need to reevaluate your life.

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, oh, no, hold on, you hold your, you hold your saddle, boy.

• 57:13Peyton Hardin?

  Breakfast food, fast food, you got, you have to treat yourself better.

• 57:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, breakfast Wendy's. Oh, wow. Breakfast Sonic. Oh, wow. Breakfast, breakfast Brahms would quite literally-

• 57:24Peyton Hardin?

  What the is breakfast Brahms?

• 57:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Breakfast Brahms would make me slap my mother.

• 57:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that's not, no, people don't know what Brahms is.

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, then y'all are missing out.

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's, well, they don't live in Oklahoma.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, we don't live in Oklahoma.

• 57:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but they just moved here.

• 57:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Brahms have been here forever.

• 57:37Peyton Hardin?

  Not in, north Texas, but not in Austin. Like, we never had Brahms.

• 57:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, okay, okay.

• 57:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's very that Oklahoma, like, poor people region. Like, that's, like, Brahms really goes crazy in the lower middle class. Like, that's, just kidding.

• 57:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, Jack in the Box. I'm, okay, I'm two-

• 57:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying breakfast, breakfast fast food is a bad character trait. Like, that's like-

• 57:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd probably agree. Tastes fantastic, but I'd agree.

• 57:58Peyton Hardin?

  You voted for a very specific person if you get breakfast fast food. That's what I'm gonna say.

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you are, you are two, you are shooting, you're batting two for three. That's not bad. That's not bad.

• 58:07Peyton Hardin?

  Number two worst fast food, in my opinion, is Subway.

• 58:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Sub, dude, Subway's like Walmart. Subway's like Walmart.

• 58:15Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 58:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Subway, it, it, it can stand the test of time. If you're hun- if you are hungry as, and all that's in front of you is a Subway, you're not mad.

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I am. I'm not eating. Oh, I'm gonna be hungry today. I'm not go-

• 58:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're a Prissy Little Princess.

• 58:28Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, if we're talking about weird mascots, we're gonna talk about Jared?

• 58:35Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I mean? We're talking about weird mascots. Very fair. And he's still in jail today. And we need to keep him there. Oh, prison. You seen those docs? Oh, dude. Woo! Yeah.

• 58:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Couple things where I dacked it on those.

• 58:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God. He's definitely in the files.

• 58:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, Subway, Subway's, it's timeless. It's ageless. Now, this is my reasoning. Jersey Mike's, 100% better. Firehouse Sub's, probably better.

• 58:55Peyton Hardin?

  100% better.

• 58:56Cameron Kennedy?

  But Subway's not, just because someone else is, it's like LeBron, MJ, Kobe. Doesn't mean Kobe's, the other two are just better. Kobe's still a very viable option.

• 59:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. Don't ever disrespect the late, great Kobe like that. You compare him to Subway.

• 59:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Kobe's Subway?

• 59:09Peyton Hardin?

  He's like Chet Holmgren. No, Subway's Chet Holmgren. Like, he's good. Like, yeah, we would love to have him on the team, but yeah, he's gonna put up two points in game seven. When it comes time... You put, Wimby is Jimmy John's, you know what I mean? I mean, you're gonna fuck him up. I mean, you don't have a chance. When it comes time for dinner, no, we don't really want you. Exactly. No, dude, you're a trip. Subway is 3D printed, in my opinion. Like, Subway tastes 3D printed.

• 59:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't, I, I...

• 59:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, can I say?

• 59:36Cameron Kennedy?

  They hyped the block.

• 59:36Peyton Hardin?

  And can I say this? Their hiring rate is 99% convicts. Like, I, like, I've never felt like, you know...

• 59:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, I, I've never gotten more lip from a fast food employee than a Subway worker.

• 59:48Peyton Hardin?

  What do you want?

• 59:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I get the Black Forest ham, a little bit? I'm so sorry, I forgot that, bro. Man, what do you want on your sandwich, bro? I'm like, what in the, no, 100%. They got some, boy, they got an interesting HR.

• 59:59Peyton Hardin?

  Like, and I just don't feel like that food gets changed out enough.

• 1:00:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, okay, now, that's where I agree with you.

• 1:00:06Peyton Hardin?

  There was a time, as a kid, like, playing basketball during the summer, I would go to Subway every day because it was healthy. I would look in that lettuce, and I was like, I saw the same strand there yesterday.

• 1:00:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, no one's got that, huh? No, no one? Dude, I went in one time, the turkey looked like it had gangrene on it. I said, yeah, I guess I'm going ham today. I'll go ham. We'll, we'll try the ham. I said, holy fuck, that zombie flesh. We'll go ham. I said, I'm not eating that. I did the same, it was in the summer, we'd be hooping every day, hit the Subway every, it was right by the gym, every day. I walked in, he was like, he said, turkey? I said, yeah, we'll do the, what the, nope, we're gonna try the ham. We're gonna try the ham. I mean, it literally looks like a sandal. Like, it was like a bottom of a flip flop. It was bad, dude.

• 1:00:50Peyton Hardin?

  And going in.

• 1:00:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You're too, okay, you either win, in my book, you either win or lose right here.

• 1:00:55Peyton Hardin?

  And this kind of doubles down on the point of food that probably isn't real. My number one worst fast food, in my opinion, is Taco Bell.

• 1:01:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You son, stop that now. You son of a-

• 1:01:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you, dude, Taco Bell, speaking of, you don't know what that is, bro, you're eating possum foot. Like, there is no way-

• 1:01:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't give a, I don't give a if it is literal grounded up monkey knuckles in Taco Bell. That's, don't, I, I'm not saying it for this. You don't slander, you don't slander TB. Taco Bell has gotten you, you, Peyton-

• 1:01:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I know what you're gonna say.

• 1:01:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Through so many drunken nights-

• 1:01:38Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, and that's my point.

• 1:01:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And you still owe the money.

• 1:01:41Peyton Hardin?

  And that's my point. If I can only eat you when I'm drunk, that means I'm making a bad decision. I mean, you ever, like, in my single days, in my single days, I'd be drunk enough, leaving a club and, and very horned up. I would leave with some stuff I normally wouldn't leave with. That's Taco Bell.

• 1:01:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not. No, that is not. Taco Bell is your bottom, Taco Bell is always, first off, 2 a.m. All these other little idiots that don't want to work, we're up until 2, we got you. Second off, there's no way you- Arguably, one of the greatest, one of the greatest drinks ever.

• 1:02:15Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:02:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Taco Bell made the-

• 1:02:17Peyton Hardin?

  And you know what?

• 1:02:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Baja mother- Ooh, want all of it, extra large, no ice, blast?

• 1:02:22Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, I love 100 grams of sugar in my drinks.

• 1:02:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, it's 2 a.m. and I got a half a bottle of Henny in me, don't care.

• 1:02:28Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. The only way you like it is if you're inebriated in the brain.

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:02:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's a bad decision. That's showing you that's a bad decision.

• 1:02:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I eat Taco Bell in the middle of a Wednesday. I eat, I, I will literally stop at a Taco Bell for lunch on Wednesday at 2 o'clock.

• 1:02:41Peyton Hardin?

  You also had to talk with your doctor.

• 1:02:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true, but I don't get, dude, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, no, dude, no, no, hell no.

• 1:02:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Taco-

• 1:02:48Cameron Kennedy?

  The amount of places, no, no, this is the thing, you, you pick five, whatever, the amount of places that could be said before the industry giant. There's three, four other taco spots that are worse than Taco Bell. Taco Cabana, worse than Taco Bell. Del Taco, grossest, worse than Taco Bell. Taco Bueno, worse than Taco Bell.

• 1:03:08Peyton Hardin?

  I can't speak on those because I haven't been to those.

• 1:03:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Ex-

• 1:03:10Peyton Hardin?

  I can only speak on the places I've been.

• 1:03:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You haven't been to them. Wonder why? Cause they're nasty and they're below.

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, cause there's just Taco Bells everywhere and it's open at 2am outside of a club.

• 1:03:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you think they're everywhere? Cause they got success and cause they're the best taco.

• 1:03:25Peyton Hardin?

  Just cause there's a lot means it's good?

• 1:03:28Cameron Kennedy?

  When it comes to a franchise like a Taco Bell, yeah. You don't get to just pop them up if you suck. That's why there's like eight Long John Silver's left and I'm working hard to get all eight closed down.

• 1:03:38Peyton Hardin?

  You can go on any street corner in a downtown and there's crack. Crack's not good, but the people like it.

• 1:03:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's illegal.

• 1:03:44Peyton Hardin?

  And so should probably some of their penis.

• 1:03:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, dude, I honestly, I'll say this on the record. If a, if a study came out and told me what's inside Taco Bell and it was abysmal.

• 1:03:55Peyton Hardin?

  You would delete it.

• 1:03:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd eat it within a year.

• 1:03:57Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. So which makes your opinion invalid because you just don't care.

• 1:04:00Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that makes my opinion so valid because that's how good it is.

• 1:04:03Peyton Hardin?

  Now, that's called, let's literally call it addiction. I know this is hurting me. I know this is killing me, but I can't help it. I still want to do it. That's literally called addiction. That's what that monkey knuckles giving you.

• 1:04:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, they, they, they traced lunch meat to like cancer before. Everything in this life hurts you or kills you. Yeah, no, it's not.

• 1:04:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is because those studies aren't like, those studies are sensationalize headlines. If there's one thing in it that could give you cancer, like you say, oh, the whole lunch meat can give you cancer.

• 1:04:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's, how could that not be the same thing with Taco Bell?

• 1:04:32Peyton Hardin?

  I think, I didn't say anything about cancer.

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you didn't say, but I'm saying you're saying it's not good for you.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying it's, it isn't.

• 1:04:38Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you know? Have you done your studies?

• 1:04:40Peyton Hardin?

  So you would, somebody on a diet, you'd say, yeah, Taco Bell's good for you.

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have to be on a diet, but I'm not saying.

• 1:04:46Peyton Hardin?

  I say so, it's not good for you. You know, it's, so is McDonald's. It's not good for you.

• 1:04:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's not good at this home cooking, but it's not like you eat it, you die.

• 1:04:53Peyton Hardin?

  If you eat it enough, you will. Yeah. Let me know what y'all thinking about my list.

• 1:04:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that you, dude, you fumbled so bad.

• 1:05:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 1:05:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, you fumbled.

• 1:05:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Taco Bell, that is, that is, that is a blunder.

• 1:05:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'll only eat there from drunk.

• 1:05:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You had that list in checkmate and you've blundered.

• 1:05:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'll, I'll only eat there from drunk. That makes it bad. It's good.

• 1:05:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that's decent logic. I can't lie, but that's a you thing.

• 1:05:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'd rather eat at some gas stations than eat at Taco Bell.

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• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. You just, I mean, you just absolutely triggered something in me.

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:06:27Cameron Kennedy?

  This past week, gas sta- This is the craziest I've ever seen at a gas station. And I've seen some shit. I go to the gas station, I park my truck, I go to get the gas, it's not working, I gotta go inside. I go inside, there's a line of 10 people filed in this register behind one woman at the front, okay?

• 1:06:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God.

• 1:06:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Already annoyed, I'm just like, oh my God, dude. Like, first off, there's three employees in the store, there's one register open. Unacceptable.

• 1:06:53Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that.

• 1:06:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Unaccept- Dude.

• 1:06:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's an upper management problem.

• 1:06:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. When I tell you, and I, I'm not, I swear on everything I love, right hand to God. That woman's up there, I'm hearing a bunch of gibberish, right? And then all of a sudden, I hear, "Your total, your total's gonna be $483." $483.

• 1:07:11Peyton Hardin?

  If you're spending $483 at a gas station, go to hell.

• 1:07:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no. $483.

• 1:07:17Peyton Hardin?

  Which-

• 1:07:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Now!

• 1:07:18Peyton Hardin?

  Which you buy?

• 1:07:18Cameron Kennedy?

  The thing that confuses me! I hear that, and I go, "Wow, she's got a lot of something!"

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Hit a little lean. Pack of donuts and a bottle of water.

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  That doesn't equate.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  So then I immediately go, okay, she drove a tank. Like she has a 400 gallons of gas to get.

• 1:07:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, she's an 18 wheeler.

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, not looking a lot, nothing, there's not a Batmobile out there.

• 1:07:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:44Cameron Kennedy?

  She got a pack of do- literally the little six pack of donuts, a bottle of water. The rest of the $483 bill was scratch off lottery.

• 1:07:55Peyton Hardin?

  Knew it.

• 1:07:56Cameron Kennedy?

  The craziest part though.

• 1:07:58Peyton Hardin?

  Huh.

• 1:07:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Is how she's asking about the ticket. It's like pig Latin. Like it's, I'm not kidding. She literally was like, she said, let me get two of the 10s, three of the 5s. Let's do five of the 20s. I see the 50. Take back the two 5s, give me two 50s instead. I want four more of the other 20s, number 12.

• 1:08:17Peyton Hardin?

  Not sure what accent that is. Who is that?

• 1:08:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not sure either and I'm not trying to be partial, but she's, it was like a, it was like an auction.

• 1:08:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, oh, it had, had happened to give it a 40, 45, but it, she was spinning.

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  There you go.

• 1:08:28Cameron Kennedy?

  So fast.

• 1:08:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, what the? And everyone in this line, dude, it was like the most herd mentality ever.

• 1:08:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, if you're spending $500 on a lottery, on lottery tickets, just at a local gas station? I think we've exceeded the point of lottery tickets. I think we need to go to the actual casino.

• 1:08:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Go to the casino.

• 1:08:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like unbelievable.

• 1:08:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I, everyone in this line.

• 1:08:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Herd mentality. We all started looking at each other like this bitch. Like we're, we're just like, what in the hell?

• 1:08:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you're making fun of her. She might hit for a million.

• 1:08:58Cameron Kennedy?

  She, I, you better. You're spending $480 at the gas station.

• 1:09:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  And then she gets all the tickets and then she tries, she quite literally tries. She goes, let's get one real quick. She tries to scratch.

• 1:09:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, don't scratch them.

• 1:09:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, dude, a, a blue collar guy literally said, nah, get out. Nope, get out. He literally said, get out, get out. She turned around, she's like, mind your own business, mind your own business. He was like, just get, you said, there's 10 of us ladies.

• 1:09:22Peyton Hardin?

  You can't, you can't scratch a ticket off in front of everybody.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Five, $500 and I've, I've never seen a gas station purchase for $500. I'm talking that you can get liquor, you can fill your car, you can get all the food in the world.

• 1:09:32Peyton Hardin?

  What is the, what is the most amount to spend at a gas station without getting gassed? Like what's the appropriate amount to spend?

• 1:09:37Cameron Kennedy?

  If on yourself?

• 1:09:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, I'm saying.

• 1:09:42Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, bro. I don't know. I was just to spend.

• 1:09:44Cameron Kennedy?

  If a whole, dude, if you, if you're spending in the triple digits at a gas station, that is abysmal.

• 1:09:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. What, what are you, are you grocery shopping?

• 1:09:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I'm saying. Are you, are you literally grabbing milk and ice cream in a bottle of wine? Like, if you're getting actual gas station.

• 1:10:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Sunflower seeds, Gatorade, an energy drink, cookies, chips.

• 1:10:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, I would never, ever spend more than like $40.

• 1:10:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not breaking the $50 mark.

• 1:10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I've never spent more than $40.

• 1:10:10Peyton Hardin?

  Getting gas whenever, if I'm just getting snacks or whatever at a gas station. First of all, I don't. People in gas stations, dude. People that buy knickknacks in gas stations are going to hell.

• 1:10:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. And, and dude, and they know, they know they're an easy hit. They know they're an easy lick too.

• 1:10:24Peyton Hardin?

  Who walks into a gas station and goes, oh, I'm gonna buy this cross?

• 1:10:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. I'm gonna buy the Jesus mural and I need to, a reminder of my own name. So I'm gonna get a keychain with my name on it.

• 1:10:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Unless you're like traveling from out of town and you're like, you see a keychain like from the state.

• 1:10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm complete, don't buy me a keychain with my own name on it.

• 1:10:41Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, see, why?

• 1:10:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Buy me a magnet of the state. Buy me a little stamp. You want me to keep a keychain of my own name in a state that I haven't been to? That screams weird. That is absolutely weird.

• 1:10:56Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 1:10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  If you were to buy me a gas station, buy me a shirt, buy me a little dog, snow globe, buy me a spoon.

• 1:11:03Peyton Hardin?

  You'd rather a snow globe than a keychain with your name on it?

• 1:11:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, I have two children of my own. If I pull out my car keys and it's my name flashing with the Bellagio fountain behind it and it's Vegas and it's going Cameron, Cameron, Cameron, I'm a, I'm now a clown. I have no respect. I have no respect. No one respects me.

• 1:11:26Peyton Hardin?

  That's so strange.

• 1:11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  If I get a Bellagio Cameron Cameron snow globe, that's in the closet and no one sees it.

• 1:11:32Peyton Hardin?

  See, that's, that's just wasting the person's money then.

• 1:11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's the thought.

• 1:11:35Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's weirder to have a magnet.

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I, no dude, a fridge, a fridge is like a Jeep.

• 1:11:40Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  A fridge is like made for mag, it's like a big portrait collage. No, not mag, it's magnets.

• 1:11:45Peyton Hardin?

  See, I feel like people that put magnets on the fridge are weird.

• 1:11:53Speaker 04

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• 1:12:21Peyton Hardin?

  People that put shit on their fridge is just weird. I don't like that.

• 1:12:24Cameron Kennedy?

  They literally make fridges magnetic.

• 1:12:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, they don't make them magnetic, it just happens to be magnetic.

• 1:12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Then why is this couch doesn't happen to be magnetic?

• 1:12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Because it's not made out of magnetic stuff, it's a sofa for luxury and sitting, not for utility. That was easy.

• 1:12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  How does something just happen to be magnetic?

• 1:12:44Peyton Hardin?

  Because it's the stuff that it's made from is just magnetic. So Cam, I've had keys that are magnetic, is it supposed to be magnetic?

• 1:12:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I would argue so. Because, are these keys magnetic? No.

• 1:12:56Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, this is magnetic, you get magnet stuff, this is not meant to put magnets on it.

• 1:13:02Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you know that?

• 1:13:03Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean, how do I know that? This, this mic stand was not made to put magnets on it.

• 1:13:08Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you know that's not a part of the functionality of it? You can magnet some, what if this thing was magnet, to keep the wire down? I'm not saying it was made to be a magnet. I'm saying that's-

• 1:13:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then we agree then.

• 1:13:20Cameron Kennedy?

  So, okay, so there's-

• 1:13:21Peyton Hardin?

  You said, you said-

• 1:13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:13:23Peyton Hardin?

  You said fridges were made for magnets.

• 1:13:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:13:26Peyton Hardin?

  That's why they made them, to put magnets on them.

• 1:13:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Made to be magnetic, not made to be a magnet. Not a big massive magnet.

• 1:13:32Peyton Hardin?

  There's a difference.

• 1:13:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, they didn't make a magnet, it happens to cool shit. They made a fridge, and it's magnetic on the outside.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  There's nothing purposefully magnetic in this world, except for like, magnets.

• 1:13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  There's literally, there's literally, there's literally screws, there's, there's screws and screwdrivers, that are both steel, some are magnetic, and some aren't. And you tell me that's an oopsie? Like, one guy got drunk and came to work and dropped the magnet fluid?

• 1:14:00Peyton Hardin?

  Not an oopsie, but that's not why, it was not like, oh, the functionality of this is to be magnetic. The only thing on this world that-

• 1:14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  How is it not the functionality? If there's screwdrivers that can be magnetic, and then there's screwdrivers that can't?

• 1:14:12Peyton Hardin?

  They just use different materials, that's why brands are different.

• 1:14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, me silly.

• 1:14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Every fridge is magnetic, just because every fridge is made of the same-

• 1:14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  This mic stand is magnetic. You could put magnets on it, but that's not what it was made for. The only thing that was made to be magnetic were like those dumb toy magnets.

• 1:14:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you eight? Are you a little kitty? No. How can you look at me in here? That the same brand from the same assembly line. That's not true. Can ma- What? Name it. The same brand- Name it. Can make two different screwdrivers. Name it. What brand does that? Cobalt, DeWalt, you want me to- You're a touchy- Okay, so I can walk into a Home Depot and I can go, "Hey, can I have the- I wanna go, I wanna get Cobalts." And they'll go, "You want magnetic Cobalt or regular Cobalt?" They'll ask me that? They'll ask me that right now? I don't know if they'll ask you that, but you can absolutely buy a magnetic screwdriver or a non-magnetic screwdriver. Hundred percent. When did customer service come into this conversation? I don't give a what they ask you. You can get a magnetic screwdriver or a non-magnetic.

• 1:15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm calling Home Depot. Call Home Depot. No, no, what are you gonna say?

• 1:15:28Speaker 05

  Thank you for calling the Home Depot.

• 1:15:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I get a real person?

• 1:15:36Speaker 05

  To help me connect you to the right person, please tell me which department or issue you are calling.

• 1:15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Screwdrivers.

• 1:15:45Speaker 05

  Okay, connecting you now.

• 1:15:49Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Hey, this is- This is James from Screwdrivers."

• 1:15:52Speaker 06

  Home Depot, how can I help you?

• 1:15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, man, how are you doing?

• 1:15:57Speaker 06

  I'm doing well, how are you?

• 1:15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, even better now. Uh, I got a question. I'm looking for Cobalt screwdrivers. Y'all have those there?

• 1:16:06Speaker 06

  Uh, Cobalt's low.

• 1:16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. What kinda, what kinda screwdrivers do you have?

• 1:16:13Speaker 06

  Uh, I have Milwaukee, Ryobi, Rigid, Makita, and DeWalt.

• 1:16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, let's go DeWalt. So, DeWalt, do y'all have the magnetic DeWalts? And the non-magnetic DeWalts?

• 1:16:24Speaker 06

  Magnetic what?

• 1:16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Screwdrivers?

• 1:16:27Speaker 06

  Just manual screwdrivers?

• 1:16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm standing right in front of them.

• 1:16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  So, but there's a magnetic and a non-magnetic?

• 1:16:39Speaker 06

  So, uh, eeeeee

• 1:16:47Speaker 06

  I know what you're saying, for the bit?

• 1:16:50Peyton Hardin?

  For the bit, yes. Yes.

• 1:16:52Speaker 06

  Or, I think, the only ones that I have seen are Milwaukee ones and they're in electrical.

• 1:16:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I was just wondering if there's magnetic and non-magnetic?

• 1:17:02Speaker 06

  There, there is. Some are not magnetic. Like, mostly Klein and some Milwaukee's are magnetic. Uh, but the one, the DeWalt ones that I'm looking at, uh, right now in front of me, the ones that are like just a regular screwdriver, like your, your OG screwdriver, I'm seeing that, those are magnetic, but like, the one that, the screwdrivers that have the different bits in it, like a 13 in one or a 10 piece in one, those are not magnetic.

• 1:17:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, okay. See, I'm just new into this. I'm 14, so I'm new into like the screwdriver thing. Is, do you think they make them magnetic on purpose? Or is that just happened to be that way?

• 1:17:45Speaker 06

  No, they make it on purpose so it'll be magnet, magnetizing the screw.

• 1:17:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that makes sense. That was all I was telling my friend. Okay, thank you so much. I'll be there in a little bit.

• 1:17:54Speaker 06

  Yes, sir.

• 1:17:55Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, love you, bye.

• 1:17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, first off, first off, first off, before I get back to grilling you, I mean, that guy, that guy loves screwdrivers, man.

• 1:18:04Peyton Hardin?

  They gave me V screwdriver, dawg!

• 1:18:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Hell, I got the 13 in one DeWalt, the barcode is the SVC model." He said, "Now, these have been magnetized since, I wanna say, 04." That's some, has a PhD in screwdrivers.

• 1:18:17Peyton Hardin?

  They gave me the Cam Kennedy of screwdrivers, right there.

• 1:18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, but there's your proof! You called it. What was his name? I don't remember his name. God, he was a nice guy and he talked too much, but there's your proof. They do it. There is functionality. Just because something's magnetic does not mean it was made to be a magnet. It's still a screwdriver, but it makes your life easier, because you don't have to hold the screw.

• 1:18:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's new technology, though. That's different.

• 1:18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, the f- It's not, it's magnet-

• 1:18:39Peyton Hardin?

  Everything that's magnetic wasn't made purposefully to be magnetic.

• 1:18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, from the dawn of magnets?

• 1:18:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, just even now.

• 1:18:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying, as thing goes, because-

• 1:18:47Peyton Hardin?

  Like, refrigerators aren't made to be magnetic. They're really not. They're not, I get the screwdriver because it needs to click on the thing, because that's a functionality that it needs.

• 1:18:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:56Peyton Hardin?

  Fridges are just made to be cold. It just happens to be that they're magnetic. And, my fridge doesn't, isn't like hard on the back. It's got like, uh, it's like made of like- You wouldn't understand.

• 1:19:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:19:17Speaker 04

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• 1:19:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Me and Pete are going to be playing Fast Money. You are incredibly anxious, but I have faith in you. And hopefully I can do some leg work and you finish this off at the end. You ready to win?

• 1:19:55Peyton Hardin?

  Finish me off, let's do it.

• 1:19:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Put the headphones in.

• 1:19:58Peyton Hardin?

  Headphones are going in. Round one.

• 1:20:00Cameron Kennedy?

  We got K-Rob on the fourth mic. I believe I got 20 seconds, right? 20 seconds after you finish?

• 1:20:05Speaker 06

  25 seconds. So there was 100 people surveyed.

• 1:20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:20:09Speaker 06

  You have 25 seconds. Here we go.

• 1:20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 1:20:14Speaker 06

  Name something you do every morning.

• 1:20:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Brush your teeth.

• 1:20:17Speaker 06

  Name something a person sleeps with.

• 1:20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Pillow.

• 1:20:20Speaker 06

  Name a food people eat with their hands.

• 1:20:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Burger.

• 1:20:25Speaker 06

  Name something you'd find in a purse.

• 1:20:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Lipstick.

• 1:20:30Speaker 06

  Name an animal with a long tail.

• 1:20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 1:20:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog? Ooh, that was bad. That was bad. The last one was bad. I'm still, I'm still confident. I'm still confident. Last one got me.

• 1:20:43Peyton Hardin?

  Buried alive, someone can pick me up.

• 1:20:48Peyton Hardin?

  She's picking up.

• 1:20:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We're done?

• 1:20:50Peyton Hardin?

  We're done. You're having a rock concert over there. That is fantastic. It was Janice.

• 1:20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I know. Yeah, you're going nuts. Can I get Janice too, please? Yes, sir.

• 1:20:58Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, did you do good?

• 1:21:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I hope so.

• 1:21:00Peyton Hardin?

  All right, here you go. Your turn.

• 1:21:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I felt confident, though. Honestly, God, there's like, we're gonna win.

• 1:21:06Peyton Hardin?

  All right, let's do it. Oh, did anybody else get anxious just now?

• 1:21:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Just lock it.

• 1:21:09Peyton Hardin?

  All right, here we go.

• 1:21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  My God, these are sound cancelling.

• 1:21:12Peyton Hardin?

  I have to be quick?

• 1:21:14Speaker 06

  Yes, you have 25 seconds.

• 1:21:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:21:16Speaker 06

  All right. Good news is you don't have to get too many points. Cam got 132 out of 200.

• 1:21:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God, okay. All right.

• 1:21:22Speaker 06

  All right, here we go. You have 25 seconds, starting now.

• 1:21:25Peyton Hardin?

  All right.

• 1:21:26Speaker 06

  Name something you do every morning.

• 1:21:28Peyton Hardin?

  Wake up.

• 1:21:30Speaker 06

  Name something a person sleeps with.

• 1:21:37Peyton Hardin?

  Name a food people eat with their hands. Burgers. Name something you find in a purse.

• 1:21:44Peyton Hardin?

  A gun. Name an animal with a long tail. Oh, fuck. Name something a person sleeps with.

• 1:21:52Peyton Hardin?

  That.

• 1:22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you crying?

• 1:22:05Peyton Hardin?

  They asked me some dark stuff.

• 1:22:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Unless they messed up, they should have asked you the same questions. Nothing was dark about that.

• 1:22:15Peyton Hardin?

  I said horde.

• 1:22:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, hor-

• 1:22:18Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know what goes in there.

• 1:22:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are like elementary questions.

• 1:22:26Peyton Hardin?

  Did they ask you the same thing twice too?

• 1:22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, no, you probably got one wrong then.

• 1:22:30Peyton Hardin?

  That was my choice.

• 1:22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Wrong if you said the same thing as me.

• 1:22:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what did we get wrong? You had, you, well, I, I mean, pretty, pretty much all of it. I, I mean-

• 1:22:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, hold on. How many points did I get? And then I need to hear his answers.

• 1:22:45Peyton Hardin?

  So, Cam, you, you got a hundred and thirty-two out of two hundred.

• 1:22:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's go. One thirty- all you needed was sixty-eight?

• 1:22:53Peyton Hardin?

  We needed a score of sixty-eight to get us there. When asked, name something you do every morning, Cam said, brush your teeth. Number one answer, thirty-eight points.

• 1:23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

• 1:23:06Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton said, wake up. That's not on the list.

• 1:23:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I can't even fault you, but what the, man? Wake up? That's not, you don't even do that. Like, that just happened.

• 1:23:21Peyton Hardin?

  By the way, every morning I've done that.

• 1:23:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have to choose to wake up. Alright, dude, no, there's-

• 1:23:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. I, I thought that was my best answer, so the fact we're starting off with negativity, I'm not happy.

• 1:23:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Sixty-eight divided by four, you only-

• 1:23:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, let's do the, let's do the, here we go. Uh, question number two. You were asked, name something a person sleeps with. Cam said pillow. Number one answer, forty-one points. Peyton also said pillow. Yeah!

• 1:23:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Does that does it?

• 1:23:46Peyton Hardin?

  But that doesn't count.

• 1:23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, because you said the same.

• 1:23:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Uh, name a food people eat with their hands. Cam said burger.

• 1:23:55Speaker 06

  Twenty-one points. Peyton also said burger.

• 1:23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we're so alike. We love each other.

• 1:24:01Speaker 06

  You're not getting those points. Number one answer was pizza.

• 1:24:04Peyton Hardin?

  Pizza, man. That's a hell of a, yeah.

• 1:24:06Speaker 06

  Name something you'd find in your purse.

• 1:24:10Speaker 06

  Cam said lipstick. Twenty-three points.

• 1:24:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Smooth.

• 1:24:15Speaker 06

  Peyton's, Peyton's had a gun.

• 1:24:24Speaker 06

  And then, question five was name.

• 1:24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  A gun? A Sig Sauer in the, in the, in the purse. I said lipstick.

• 1:24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Eyelash plumper, wallet, snack, makeup, brush, comb.

• 1:24:43Peyton Hardin?

  I've never been in my girlfriend's purse.

• 1:24:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Hair tie. I mean, that's respectable, but a gun? Artillery?

• 1:24:49Peyton Hardin?

  I think my mom.

• 1:24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that's true. She's got a gun and a drink.

• 1:24:54Speaker 06

  Wallet was the number one answer.

• 1:24:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Wallet.

• 1:24:56Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you say?

• 1:24:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Lipstick.

• 1:24:58Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that's sexist.

• 1:24:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not sexist. I don't have a purse. My wife does. There's always lipstick.

• 1:25:02Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife doesn't wear lipstick.

• 1:25:03Speaker 06

  Question number five was.

• 1:25:05Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:25:05Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife doesn't wear lipstick. I know that about her.

• 1:25:10Speaker 06

  Question five was name an animal with a long tail.

• 1:25:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I, now I kinda got stumped on this one.

• 1:25:14Peyton Hardin?

  I did.

• 1:25:14Speaker 06

  Cam, Cam said dog. Reasonable. Nine points. Number one answer was monkey.

• 1:25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Monkey.

• 1:25:21Speaker 06

  Peyton, Peyton said a fox.

• 1:25:24Cameron Kennedy?

  A fox? Hey, that's like.

• 1:25:25Peyton Hardin?

  Fox have long tails.

• 1:25:26Cameron Kennedy?

  The wild.

• 1:25:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, fox, fox didn't make the list. We circled back to the two questions that he answered the same as you.

• 1:25:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:34Speaker 06

  Time ran out. He effectively got zero points. We ended with one thirty-two out of two hundred.

• 1:25:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't get a single point? You didn't get anything?

• 1:25:46Peyton Hardin?

  I thought I did.

• 1:25:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You might as well not have played. Like you did nothing.

• 1:25:54Peyton Hardin?

  Discuss the questions.

• 1:25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are easy.

• 1:25:58Peyton Hardin?

  Wake up should have been one out of 10. I mean, waking up is the best answer. Cause every morning I've done that, not every morning I've brushed my teeth. I actually never do that in the morning.

• 1:26:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that's true, but how in the hell?

• 1:26:13Peyton Hardin?

  Can we do one more?

• 1:26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:26:15Speaker 06

  We can do one more.

• 1:26:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Run it back.

• 1:26:17Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, round two. Here we go. Okay, believe in me better and then I'll do better.

• 1:26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe the hell out of you. I was so in belief of you.

• 1:26:24Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:26:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go. Round two. Guys, here we go. Lock in. Lock? Hey, lock? Like, lock in.

• 1:26:33Speaker 06

  Okay, round two. 25 seconds.

• 1:26:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go.

• 1:26:38Speaker 06

  Starts now. Name a reason someone might be late to work.

• 1:26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Traffic.

• 1:26:43Speaker 06

  Name something you'd find on a beach.

• 1:26:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Sand.

• 1:26:46Speaker 06

  Name a household chore people hate doing.

• 1:26:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Dishes.

• 1:26:50Speaker 06

  Name a topping people put on pizza.

• 1:26:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Pepperoni.

• 1:26:54Speaker 06

  Name something you take on a road trip.

• 1:26:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Snacks.

• 1:26:59Peyton Hardin?

  Ding ding ding ding.

• 1:27:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I mean, I mean, yo, you can take them off.

• 1:27:04Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, never play that song again. What are we doing? This is the depressing song ever. I woke up with holes in my brain. What the hell is this?

• 1:27:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:27:11Peyton Hardin?

  Don't play this for him.

• 1:27:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Please don't. What is that?

• 1:27:14Peyton Hardin?

  That was like the most depressing song ever. What happened?

• 1:27:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I think I absolutely smoked it. I, listen to me. I love you and I believe in you.

• 1:27:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're gonna do good.

• 1:27:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:27:26Cameron Kennedy?

  When you feel that heartbeat slowly come up your throat, don't worry about it.

• 1:27:29Peyton Hardin?

  I gotta push it back down.

• 1:27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Push it back down.

• 1:27:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's what I do with my emotions.

• 1:27:31Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go. Just push it back down. You'll be good.

• 1:27:33Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, I got you. I got you. Here we go. Here we go.

• 1:27:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do it. You got it, bud.

• 1:27:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 1:27:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Please don't play me that song.

• 1:27:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that was horrible.

• 1:27:41Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 1:27:42Speaker 06

  Okay, Peyton, round two.

• 1:27:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:27:44Speaker 06

  25 seconds.

• 1:27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:45Speaker 06

  Starts.

• 1:27:49Speaker 06

  Now.

• 1:27:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:27:50Speaker 06

  Name a reason someone might be late to work.

• 1:27:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, traffic.

• 1:27:55Speaker 06

  Name something you'd find on a beach.

• 1:27:59Speaker 06

  Name a household chore people hate doing.

• 1:28:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dishes.

• 1:28:03Speaker 06

  Name something people put on pizza.

• 1:28:05Peyton Hardin?

  Pineapple.

• 1:28:06Speaker 06

  Name something you take on a road trip.

• 1:28:10Speaker 06

  Name something you'd find on a be- oh no, name a household chore people hate doing.

• 1:28:13Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even know what you said.

• 1:28:15Speaker 06

  Name a household chore people hate doing.

• 1:28:17Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, laundry.

• 1:28:18Speaker 06

  Name... Oh, this is bad. This is bad. I mean, we're just, we're, we're, we're cooked. Time's up.

• 1:28:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, what was that? Alright, go ahead. I don't know what happened. I think my judge started to have a panic attack himself. I'm not quite sure what was happening there.

• 1:28:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, what?

• 1:28:36Speaker 06

  I did start having a panic.

• 1:28:37Peyton Hardin?

  He started fumbling on the questions. I don't know.

• 1:28:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, I, I had a panic attack. I'm not gonna lie, a little bit slightly.

• 1:28:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. I don't know.

• 1:28:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Did we get the question?

• 1:28:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. It's not up. Don't look at me.

• 1:28:48Speaker 06

  Well, the good news is, is Cam, you had gotten a hundred and eighty-four out of two hundred. You got the first, the, the, you got the right answer for all of them. You know, the number one answer in all of them, Cameron, you gave them.

• 1:28:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:28:58Speaker 06

  Peyton, let's just go over Peyton's real quick.

• 1:29:01Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go, no, gotta go him, me.

• 1:29:03Speaker 06

  Okay. Name a reason someone might be laid to work. Cam, number one answer. Traffic.

• 1:29:10Peyton Hardin?

  Traffic.

• 1:29:10Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I said too.

• 1:29:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:29:12Speaker 06

  He also said that.

• 1:29:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:29:15Speaker 06

  Name something you'd find on a beach.

• 1:29:18Speaker 06

  Cam, number one answer. Sand. Peyton.

• 1:29:26Speaker 06

  Not on the board.

• 1:29:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I was thinking about the good beaches.

• 1:29:34Peyton Hardin?

  Not on the board.

• 1:29:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, I mean, if the beach is worth a, yeah, there should be a handful, but come on. Oh my god, dude.

• 1:29:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright.

• 1:29:49Speaker 06

  Name a household chore people hate doing. Cam, number one answer. Dishes. Peyton also said dishes.

• 1:29:57Peyton Hardin?

  I did, I did say dishes.

• 1:30:00Speaker 06

  Here we go. Name a topping people put on pizza. Number one answer, Cameron. Pepperoni.

• 1:30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Obvious.

• 1:30:08Speaker 06

  Peyton.

• 1:30:10Speaker 06

  Pineapple, four points.

• 1:30:14Peyton Hardin?

  I thought we were thinking about exotic.

• 1:30:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 1:30:16Peyton Hardin?

  I was still thinking about.

• 1:30:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Think of, my god, think of your regular pizza, pepperoni, number one.

• 1:30:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I knew you had probably said that.

• 1:30:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Sausage, beef, Canadian bacon.

• 1:30:28Peyton Hardin?

  Who puts Canadian bacon on a pizza?

• 1:30:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have rather you said, like, vegetables.

• 1:30:32Peyton Hardin?

  Like an olive?

• 1:30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's disgusting.

• 1:30:34Speaker 06

  It's all down to this.

• 1:30:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:30:36Speaker 06

  We need 12 points, boys.

• 1:30:40Speaker 06

  Name something you take on a road trip. Cameron, number one answer, you said snacks.

• 1:30:47Speaker 06

  To close it out, for all the marbles.

• 1:30:51Speaker 06

  Peyton, you said.

• 1:30:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Bitch again.

• 1:30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Not on the bitching board, bud. Absolutely failed.

• 1:31:09Peyton Hardin?

  I thought we were talking about me.

• 1:31:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, ooh, there's no way you said. For a road trip, bro.

• 1:31:19Peyton Hardin?

  We have, we have done that.

• 1:31:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No way.

• 1:31:23Speaker 06

  Now.

• 1:31:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought, I thought he'd at least say his phone. You love a good doom scroll.

• 1:31:27Peyton Hardin?

  You can't.

• 1:31:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Again, bitch at the beach, bitch on pizza, bitch in a road trip. Oh, my god, dude.

• 1:31:37Peyton Hardin?

  Ton of Pizza is the name of my new album.

• 1:31:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:31:43Speaker 06

  You'll be happy to know, though, we did have time to repeat one of the questions.

• 1:31:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my gosh, yes, thank you, please.

• 1:31:50Speaker 06

  Which was, name a household chore people hate doing. Initially, Peyton said dishes alongside you.

• 1:31:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Good answer, good answer.

• 1:31:57Speaker 06

  We need 12 points for the win. At the buzzer, Peyton said laundry for 24 points.

• 1:32:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir. There you go. That's, that's, if you didn't say laundry, dude, he goes.

• 1:32:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Now the.

• 1:32:11Peyton Hardin?

  Just do the... I'm just kidding. That's a little much.

• 1:32:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Okay, it took a warm-up round.

• 1:32:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was fantastic.

• 1:32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That was good.

• 1:32:18Peyton Hardin?

  Fun game.

• 1:32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Good fast money. Good fast money.

• 1:32:20Peyton Hardin?

  Fast money.

• 1:32:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you for participating.

• 1:32:21Peyton Hardin?

  On the Patreon exclusive, we're gonna have them to do it.

• 1:32:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 1:32:25Peyton Hardin?

  And then if you wanna go watch that, join the Patreon. Every tier gets it.

• 1:32:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 1:32:30Peyton Hardin?

  Also, you get YSK Unplugged. That's our new YouTube channel, but you get everything early and completely ad-free and uncensored over there.

• 1:32:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And... Oh, you said early, yeah, I guess. I was gonna say early, yeah. My brain kinda skipped.

• 1:32:42Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out of here, man.

• 1:32:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're right, you know.

• 1:32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I appreciate each and every single one of you. I'm a father too, and we're back. We love each and every single one of you. Appreciate you coming back to the episode.

• 1:32:53Peyton Hardin?

  Tickets on sale now.

• 1:32:54Cameron Kennedy?

  To click that first link in the bio below, ushinnostudios.com, and get your... I said in bio. Make sure you click that first link in the description below, ushinnostudios.com. Get your tour tickets. It is creeping up. It is crawling up, and it is almost here. Get your tickets. Come pop out. Have a great time with us. All the cities, all the tickets are available at that link. That second link is the coveted Koala Club. That is our Patreon. That is our exclusive family over there. It is fantastic. It is ever-growing, and that is where all of our exclusive stuff lives. Go to the Patreon, check it out. Get you a tier. Get you a membership. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma. This week's secret code. I think I'm going... STS. STS.

• 1:33:18Peyton Hardin?

  What's that mean?

• 1:33:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Tongue Syndrome from the Espresso.

• 1:33:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. That was today, huh?

• 1:33:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That was...

• 1:33:24Peyton Hardin?

  I remember when I took Walrus, I got home to Christmas. We'll see you next time, hopefully.

• 1:33:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your good karma. This week's secret code. I think I'm going... STS. STS.

• 1:33:38Peyton Hardin?

  What's that mean?

• 1:33:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Tongue Syndrome from the Espresso.

• 1:33:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. That was today, huh?

• 1:33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That was...

• 1:33:44Peyton Hardin?

  I remember when I took Walrus, I got home to Christmas. We'll see you next time, hopefully.

• 1:33:51Peyton Hardin?

  See ya.