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• 1:06Speaker 02

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• 1:12Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 143. Round of applause, please.

• 1:26Peyton Hardin?

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• 1:51Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:32Peyton Hardin?

  and enjoying the podcast together we love you so much now on to the rest of the episode

• 2:42Peyton Hardin?

  we got co-host Cam back in the studio yup yup yup yup yup let's let's let's let's just talk about it immediately okay let's get it out immediately you have a ball cap on

• 2:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I do have a ball cap on

• 2:58Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's time to reveal what's under that ball cap Cam

• 3:02Cameron Kennedy?

  do I do we I'm sweating you can already see I'm sweating

• 3:05Peyton Hardin?

  we talked about it last episode last week episode 142 we said that this is gonna be the last episode we see Cam with a full head of hair

• 3:15Peyton Hardin?

  is it time to reveal it to the world finally

• 3:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's time bubba give me a drum roll give me some let's make it dramatic

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  without further ado my thighs are burning hurry

• 3:33Cameron Kennedy?

  hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

• 3:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like

• 3:41Peyton Hardin?

  Cam you officially have a buzz cut man

• 3:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I do I have a buzz cut well immediately right now just pause it let me know what you think about in the comments tell me if I'm ugly tell me if I look like a meerkat tell me if I look good

• 3:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna be honest with you let's refrain from comments this week let's not look at them

• 3:56Cameron Kennedy?

  okay yeah I go that's probably safe that's probably safe I'm gonna say I'm an ugly creature it's okay

• 4:00Peyton Hardin?

  let's just take the time to get used to it ourselves

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  yeah we gotta start we gotta start inside before we can branch out

• 4:06Peyton Hardin?

  yeah

• 4:06Cameron Kennedy?

  divide and conquer

• 4:07Peyton Hardin?

  normally I don't have anxiety around you but every time like I first see you like on a new day I'm like

• 4:13Cameron Kennedy?

  is that Cam?

• 4:14Peyton Hardin?

  yeah

• 4:14Cameron Kennedy?

  who are you?

• 4:15Peyton Hardin?

  yeah

• 4:15Cameron Kennedy?

  what's my favorite color?

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  how does it feel you got your hair cut off how does it feel?

• 4:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I got my hair Cut off. If you are in the Koala Club, if you're in the Patreon, first off, 2025 Patreon is gonna be absolutely amazing, brand new. But the Koala Club members have already seen this for like five days now.

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  So they've already been on it, they've already seen it, they've already cracked their jokes, and they've already said, some people said, "I look good." So I hold that very near.

• 4:36Peyton Hardin?

  Some people are liars as well. Some people are sinful creatures.

• 4:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm, very sinful. But it was, it was scary. You saw on the vlog, I was literally anxieties up to the, to the tens.

• 4:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I was super nervous. Brooks did the best thing, and he just went, he just went straight at it.

• 4:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And honestly, I love it now. It's, it's been about a week, a little over a week, and I love it. Like, it's just, it's just dope. It feels, my first shower, bro, I was smiling in the shower. I literally was like this.

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you weren't tucked and hiding?

• 5:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, I wasn't that small and insecure and afraid anymore. I said, I said, "Show them what we got!" And it was, it was a great shower, great shower. Uh, it's fun though, honestly. I can wake up and immediately leave and not worry about looking like a murderer.

• 5:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I can, I can dress however I'd like to, because now my head, like, sometimes I had to build a fit around how bad my head was.

• 5:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So now it's just, it's like a, it's like a blanket of stress and worry about hair just was lifted.

• 5:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm glad, I'm glad you like it.

• 5:31Cameron Kennedy?

  So what do you think about it?

• 5:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, not important. Oh, I mean, there's sometimes opinions stated themselves.

• 5:38Cameron Kennedy?

  One out of 10?

• 5:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 5:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, baba. Just answer.

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  What was that thing in math? Unreal numbers?

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  What was that? Yeah.

• 5:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You hate it?

• 5:50Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 5:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 5:52Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't say that.

• 5:53Cameron Kennedy?

  In all honesty, good or bad? Decent?

• 5:55Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, no, it's good.

• 5:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It's good, good cut. Okay, I got a good cut. Alright, I'm Gucci, I'm Gucci.

• 5:59Peyton Hardin?

  Huh?

• 6:00Cameron Kennedy?

  What the fuck was, were you looking at them?

• 6:01Peyton Hardin?

  No. No. Okay. Let's be honest here. It looks like, if I, if I didn't know you, and this, and you're in all black, so this is perfect. If I didn't know you, and the first time seeing you, I'd be like, "Oh, he steals toys and like, puts them on robots."

• 6:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 6:19Peyton Hardin?

  And his name might be Sid.

• 6:26Cameron Kennedy?

  He decapitates toys in his bedroom, has posters of rock music and fights when he wants to.

• 6:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, I, I, I do like it. Yeah, I do like it. Genuinely, I do like it. You look good. And the first thing I said to you when you got it, I was like, you look like you can fight.

• 6:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, now the truth is I can't.

• 6:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you still.

• 6:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I look like, I'll still break a thumb trying to break your jaw, but hey, if, if I get through it, it's worth it. But I need to learn how to fight now to where it's not just a look.

• 6:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, maybe not.

• 6:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Will you go with me on that journey?

• 6:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, 100%. I think we're gonna do that on Patreon in 2025. We're gonna take, uh, like MMA classes.

• 6:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 6:55Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's gonna be fun. But you, so you did have an anxiety attack whenever you got your haircut.

• 7:00Cameron Kennedy?

  A very slight one, but it was, I was sweating badly.

• 7:02Peyton Hardin?

  And if you wanna watch it, it's on Patreon.

• 7:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 7:04Peyton Hardin?

  But I didn't tell the story about how I had an anxiety attack when I got my secondary braids, my second time going to get my braids.

• 7:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Why'd you, you are, but you look gorgeous.

• 7:12Peyton Hardin?

  It's not even that.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Why, why were you anxious?

• 7:15Peyton Hardin?

  Because I went alone. And you know how I am in appointments. I'm not gonna speak to you. But normally I have CJ there or somebody else there that three people are silent, it's all good.

• 7:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 7:26Peyton Hardin?

  If it's one-on-one silence, me and the woman doing my hair, the awkwardness amplifies.

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, 100%.

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  And it was amplified whenever she was doing my hair.

• 7:35Cameron Kennedy?

  On 10.

• 7:35Peyton Hardin?

  And I didn't eat before I got in there. You know me, I have bad tummy growls.

• 7:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You have very bad, very, it's like a dragon. It's not a growl.

• 7:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a full-blown roar.

• 7:47Peyton Hardin?

  It's like I'm harboring baby lions in my stomach.

• 7:51Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, uh, uh, you got a, you got a taquito or something?

• 7:54Peyton Hardin?

  And I have long-lasting trauma from school because I remember taking the standardized test at the end of the year. And we would have to be silent for like eight hours. You can't talk, you can't do anything. And my stomach would always be so loud for the whole eight hours and I'd have to knead myself to like try, I, I'm dead ass. Like I would have.

• 8:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You would knead your stomach.

• 8:17Peyton Hardin?

  It was trauma-filled. Like I, I hated standardized testing days because it would be silent and people would hear my tummy growl. Fast forward, I'm 25 and getting my hair done. And I was, it was silent in there. It was.

• 8:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And someone's hearing my tummy growl.

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  So it was so silent in there, right? She started to braid my hair. She said one or two words to me. I gave her one or two words back. Silence. You don't, we don't speak anymore. She's doing my hair. I'm like five minutes into this. And the first grumble happens. It goes

• 8:43Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like, oh no.

• 8:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It's begun.

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  This is gonna be bad. I, I don't know if she heard it though. But if I don't hear it, she's not gonna hear it.

• 8:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct.

• 8:52Peyton Hardin?

  The way that I don't hear it, AirPods. In the middle of her braiding my hair, I pull out my AirPods and I put on my AirPods. I'm listening to a podcast. I know it's bad. It helped, but five more minutes go by.

• 9:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, volume up, volume up, volume up.

• 9:11Peyton Hardin?

  It was a long one. Now, I'm having anxiety. So I start to sweat. Let me tell you my attire when I was getting my hair done. Gray, tight sweatpants.

• 9:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 9:23Peyton Hardin?

  The tight ones.

• 9:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 9:24Peyton Hardin?

  So they're connected to my ghibli bits and I'm sitting on a leather chair. It's hot in there. When I'm anxious and embarrassed, I sweat. It, I don't, I don't sweat anywhere but my armpits and my ass.

• 9:37Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 9:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sitting up, there's a mirror right in front of me for 10 to 20 minutes. Every three minutes, my tummy is growling bad. And I'm getting so anxious about this. I look in the mirror, all the inside of my legs is wet. Kim, it looks like I pissed myself, bro. And so now I'm surveilling the room, trying to find, whenever this is over, I have to stand up and walk out of here.

• 10:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Cover myself.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  I have to see what I can cover myself with. There was nothing there. I didn't bring a jacket. I didn't bring anything to like tie around me. My balls are wet and my ass is wet.

• 10:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Full public display.

• 10:13Peyton Hardin?

  So, tummy's growling. It growled again, like at the end of the hair appointment. She goes, is that your stomach? And I said, oh my god. I said, so yeah, I didn't eat. And she goes, it's okay. I get like that sometimes too. If you're comforting me.

• 10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we're, we're not relating right now.

• 10:28Peyton Hardin?

  And so the haircut ends, right? It, it, it stinks. My, my ass stinks because it's, I have like a swampy concoction going on with my tummy growling. I stand up and I'm literally like this, like hiding, like paying for the card and I walk backwards out of the salon.

• 10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up.

• 10:46Peyton Hardin?

  Swear to god.

• 10:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You backpedaled.

• 10:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 10:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Out of a hair appointment.

• 10:49Peyton Hardin?

  I was, like, I was talking to her, like, I was making it seem like-

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Her genitalia was soaked.

• 10:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so I was making sure there was a conversation as I was walking out. It was like-

• 10:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you. Are you kidding me?

• 11:00Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it was, it's really bad. I gotta stop wearing gray.

• 11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to get rid of all gray. You already have a rule on gray on tops.

• 11:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but normally I'm not sitting down that long to wear.

• 11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  In leather.

• 11:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:09Cameron Kennedy?

  In a hot room with leather with a growly stomach, anxiety, flush, 10 out of 10 sweat glands, ass opens up.

• 11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Ball sack full display from the human eye.

• 11:17Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, I'm covered.

• 11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, no, you're covered, but then when you get wet, it's like the water travels. It takes the easiest route. It's not gonna just go, it's gonna go, it's gonna outline you know what.

• 11:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I've, I've been looking for-

• 11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Did she say anything?

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, but I've been looking for new hairstylists, like new people to break my hair. I'm not going back there. She's, that's the last she's seen of me.

• 11:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But she did a good job.

• 11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Don't give a shit. This is the last she's seen of me. You don't get to, you don't get to bask in my embarrassment. That doesn't happen. I have too much pride.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  So you could, you could get the best braids ever in the fact that your Johnson got sweaty and wet and you had to backpedal like a DB out of a hair appointment.

• 11:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're no longer gonna provide her with service.

• 11:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, if there was a zombie apocalypse and I got bit and she's the only one to have a cure, she's not seeing me. Our relationship is done, Cam. She doesn't get me again. You get one time seeing me embarrassed.

• 12:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, that is all, that is self sabotage.

• 12:14Peyton Hardin?

  I don't care.

• 12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Fix it. You're not, that's not-

• 12:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's pride.

• 12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but that's, but she did a good job.

• 12:20Peyton Hardin?

  God bless her. Thank you.

• 12:21Cameron Kennedy?

  She was relating to you. She tried to have your back.

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  Don't care.

• 12:24Cameron Kennedy?

  She probably said, "Bubby, I got a little granola bar over there if you need one." She goes, "That some bitch is loud, ain't it? You ain't feed him in a couple of days." And she's like, "What's that smell? It smells like nutsack." And you're just sitting there, "I'm gonna leave now, ma'am. I'm, I'm outta here. You have a great life. You will never see me again." Are you kidding me, bro?

• 12:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm, I just had to be vulnerable. You asked me to be vulnerable on the podcast, I'm being vulnerable.

• 12:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I appreciate it, but damn it.

• 12:46Peyton Hardin?

  How was, how was your week? How, how did you?

• 12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Just ask me that. That is a, that is so, bro, that is so bizarre in the fact that you're, I know you're dead ass serious.

• 12:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 12:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the worst part. You're never going back.

• 12:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, she's nev-, I'm telling you, she's never, I blocked her on Instagram. You don't get to see anything that I'm doing. I could have kids tomorrow, she's not gonna know.

• 13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  She doesn't even get to see nice edited professional pictures now.

• 13:11Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't get to see it, Dan.

• 13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Because you're nuts sweating in her chair.

• 13:13Peyton Hardin?

  Can't ever swipe up on my story. You're done. You're dead to me now.

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you didn't just like unfollow or make her unfollow, you blocked her.

• 13:20Peyton Hardin?

  Blocked her. No, we were never following each other. I found her Instagram.

• 13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  She cannot go to your profile.

• 13:24Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even know she knows my Instagram, but I know hers. So she will never find me, dog. Like she's, she is gone. You know what I mean?

• 13:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't. No, I did not. I've had, I've had, I've almost shipped myself in, in the, in the salon chair.

• 13:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And I showed up two weeks later like, what's up, bro?

• 13:43Peyton Hardin?

  But you don't have like a filter. Like you genuinely don't care about your public perception.

• 13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I know. It's beautiful and freeing.

• 13:51Peyton Hardin?

  I guess.

• 13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone farts.

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone's balls stinkin' sweat.

• 13:54Peyton Hardin?

  But that's why whenever you walk into a room with people that know you, it's like, ah shit, we gotta, he's here again.

• 13:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean?

• 14:00Peyton Hardin?

  We all have a memory that we don't wanna keep.

• 14:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What? What? That's real?

• 14:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's coming from the heart?

• 14:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my.

• 14:08Cameron Kennedy?

  So when I walk in or say it's us three.

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Or us four, y'all three, I walk in the room. Your initial thought process?

• 14:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, well, if it's us three, it's fine. Like, we're all comfortable. But like, say we're in public and me and all the rest of our friends are there before you. And then you walk in, it's like, it's like we have this puppy, right? And it's, it's really good in the house, but you don't know if it's gonna bite something or shit when we're in public. And you're that puppy. You know what I mean?

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  We love it, but we have to watch it.

• 14:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's fair. But that puppy makes great memories, great laughs, and great stories.

• 14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  But, and is good at connecting with other puppies.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  But it has a three-strike rule and the third one, we're euthanizing. And I'm on two and a half. I am so fucking close.

• 14:52Cameron Kennedy?

  If it's a three-strike rule, I'm on, I'm a cat and I've used four of my nine lives, three-strike rule.

• 14:57Peyton Hardin?

  Is that real?

• 14:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, they have one life. If you, no, cat, if a cat dies, it is dead. It is, it is dead as hell. There's no coming back. Well, no, where you tuck it in, it wakes up the next day, cat's dead. It's dead cat. It's a dead animal. Your pet's dead. It's, it's done. There's no nine lives.

• 15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Where did that come from?

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. It's because they, I think, I genuinely think it's because how like, uh, how much of that they are.

• 15:21Peyton Hardin?

  God bless you.

• 15:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what the word is, but they can, you can drop them, they're all, they always.

• 15:24Peyton Hardin?

  Always land on their feet.

• 15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I think that's it.

• 15:26Peyton Hardin?

  They're like a Crown bottle.

• 15:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I've seen a.

• 15:28Peyton Hardin?

  They won't break.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  They won't break.

• 15:30Peyton Hardin?

  Ding, ding.

• 15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I've seen a cat jump from a fourth story apartment into the middle of a street in New York City. Hitting bars, hitting trash cans, smacking its skull on brick, and it literally just lands and goes.

• 15:45Peyton Hardin?

  Got a joke.

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And takes off. Say it.

• 15:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not gonna say the joke. I'm not. Okay.

• 15:48Cameron Kennedy?

  But.

• 15:49Peyton Hardin?

  Probably shouldn't. I genuinely always thought cats had nine lives.

• 15:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they'd see.

• 15:53Peyton Hardin?

  I've never been a cat owner.

• 15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but you don't have to own a cat to understand that we're, we're on earth and we're real.

• 15:57Peyton Hardin?

  Well.

• 15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That's some fairy tale shit. Nine lives.

• 16:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying like, obviously if it's dead, it's dead.

• 16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 16:04Peyton Hardin?

  But I'm saying it will be harder to die.

• 16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  That doesn't mean it has nine lives.

• 16:07Peyton Hardin?

  It has like nine more.

• 16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  One live, one live per cat, and that's it.

• 16:13Peyton Hardin?

  But maybe it has extra shield. Like.

• 16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a tank. It can take a lot of hits.

• 16:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, now that's better.

• 16:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 16:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I meant.

• 16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Cats, dogs have one life. Fish, fish have like half a life.

• 16:25Peyton Hardin?

  Fish have like three minutes.

• 16:26Cameron Kennedy?

  They'll die quick. Bro, you forget to feed them one day. They're just sitting there belly up. You take them, throw them down the toilet.

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Why is it a thing to throw fish down the toilet?

• 16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I think it's like, I think it's like a, a proper way of like, like for a human, you, you get a nice tombstone. You put them in the ground. A fish is like, well, you're dead. Let's put you back in the water.

• 16:44Peyton Hardin?

  Does something eat it in there?

• 16:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, I think it just probably disintegrates, but maybe not.

• 16:49Peyton Hardin?

  I always thought that the toilet led to the gutter.

• 16:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Does it not? Or the gutter?

• 16:54Peyton Hardin?

  Like the gutter, like the sewage.

• 16:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 16:57Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it does?

• 16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 16:59Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think so.

• 17:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 17:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, because my toilet's on the third floor, right?

• 17:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yours goes straight down line, passes CJ's room. He gets a whiff and then it goes straight outside to the sewer. CJ's like, nah. He goes, damn it, not again.

• 17:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so it does?

• 17:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I mean.

• 17:14Peyton Hardin?

  Cause I was.

• 17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you talking about the street ones that are like the overflows for water?

• 17:17Peyton Hardin?

  There's different sewers?

• 17:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 17:20Peyton Hardin?

  Where's the poop sewer?

• 17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm learning you something.

• 17:22Peyton Hardin?

  You're teaching me.

• 17:23Cameron Kennedy?

  The, it's a septic tank. So imagine this, there's people employed to put on rubber overalls and massive boots that don't let moisture in and they clog and unclog those.

• 17:36Peyton Hardin?

  Toilets?

• 17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Septic tanks. I'm talking reservoirs that have hundreds of pounds of human waste.

• 17:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no. Where do they go with that? The ocean?

• 17:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know. That's, I think they burn it alive. I think they burn it alive and make some gas out of it. And then that's what's in the propane and that's what we make our steaks with.

• 17:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 17:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Welcome to America, home of the sick.

• 17:58Peyton Hardin?

  Is that what fossil fuels are?

• 17:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's fossil fuels. That's fuels burned from the bones of woolly mammoths.

• 18:03Peyton Hardin?

  Is that a fact? What was I to say? We ran, how have we not ran out of T-Rex bones?

• 18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a lot of woolly mammoths. Woolly mammoths is a fascinating creature.

• 18:11Peyton Hardin?

  Huh?

• 18:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A woolly mammoth is amazing.

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  I don't believe in dinosaurs.

• 18:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a dinosaur. Nowhere near a dinosaur.

• 18:16Peyton Hardin?

  Are they still around?

• 18:17Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're extinct.

• 18:17Peyton Hardin?

  So it's a dinosaur?

• 18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Proven real. What?

• 18:20Peyton Hardin?

  If it's extinct.

• 18:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Are heelys still around? So they're dinosaurs, you dumbass?

• 18:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. It's a dinosaur.

• 18:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Heelys are dinosaurs?

• 18:27Peyton Hardin?

  A dinosaur of the fashion industry.

• 18:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but a dinosaur. I understand you're trying to make like a, a.

• 18:32Peyton Hardin?

  Like comparison?

• 18:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 18:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You just told me a woolly mammoth is a dinosaur.

• 18:35Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't it?

• 18:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 18:37Peyton Hardin?

  What is it?

• 18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a woolly mammoth. Big ass mammal.

• 18:39Peyton Hardin?

  What is, what's the category it put in?

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Mammal.

• 18:43Peyton Hardin?

  How is it extinct?

• 18:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause it's dead. The pandas are on their last string of hope and you think they're dinosaurs?

• 18:52Peyton Hardin?

  Technically, when pandas do go extinct, they'll be dinosaurs.

• 18:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you can't, just cause something goes extinct, you can say it's extinct like a dinosaur. It doesn't make it a dinosaur because it's, it's gone.

• 19:01Peyton Hardin?

  Dinosaur is not a type of animal.

• 19:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so the saber-toothed tiger, that's a dinosaur?

• 19:05Peyton Hardin?

  Are they gone?

• 19:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 19:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're still sabers.

• 19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there's not sabers. There's not sabers in light form or toothed tigers.

• 19:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, they're just, they're just not making sex. Isn't that the problem?

• 19:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You think there's a sole surviving saber-toothed tiger that's out there just not boning his wife? You think there's a saber-toothed tiger?

• 19:23Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that what?

• 19:24Cameron Kennedy?

  That wakes up and he's like. Another day, and he just chills in a cave.

• 19:28Peyton Hardin?

  That has to be.

• 19:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gone.

• 19:30Peyton Hardin?

  Dinosaur.

• 19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  There was one left and he died.

• 19:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but isn't it, I'm being so serious right now, I'm being so serious. Isn't, make, what makes a dinosaur a dinosaur is extinction. That's a dinosaur.

• 19:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 19:42Peyton Hardin?

  But what's a dinosaur?

• 19:44Cameron Kennedy?

  A de, oh my god, you might be, you're getting close.

• 19:46Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 19:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But no, but no, but no, but no.

• 19:48Peyton Hardin?

  Because dinosaur is not a type of animal.

• 19:51Cameron Kennedy?

  A dinosaur is a type of animal.

• 19:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's like saying a feline.

• 19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are cats.

• 19:56Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. A dinosaur is not a specific, no, okay, but there's flying dinosaur, there's walking dinosaur, tall dinosaur, short dinosaur.

• 20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Short.

• 20:04Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. That's not a type of animal, it's just a type of extinction. That's extinct if you're a dinosaur.

• 20:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, wait, wait, no, you're starting to piss me off, cuz you're doing your, ooh, I'm on separate, you're the sheep thing, and it's kinda working on me.

• 20:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's a fact.

• 20:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You got the power of the tongue, you got that, you got that Voldemort tongue, we don't speak with you. Oh my god, are you on to something?

• 20:21Peyton Hardin?

  I am, okay, once pandas go extinct, they're gonna be dinosaurs.

• 20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's still a panda. It'll always be a panda.

• 20:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 20:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 20:28Peyton Hardin?

  A T-Rex is still a T-Rex, but it's a dinosaur, cuz it's extinct.

• 20:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Can you look that up real quick, Pierce? Is a dinosaur a group of animals, or are they called that because?

• 20:36Peyton Hardin?

  Google what is a dinosaur.

• 20:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 20:38Peyton Hardin?

  I might have just cooked something.

• 20:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You might have cooked something crazy.

• 20:42Peyton Hardin?

  Come on!

• 20:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You might have, what the hell was that? Boy, you got spit on your lip, get it off. You got, it was like a grain of oat.

• 20:47Speaker 05

  Dinosaurs are extinct animals with upright limbs that lived on land during the Mesozoic days?

• 20:58Speaker 05

  So it's an extinct animal with upright limbs.

• 21:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So upright limbs?

• 21:03Peyton Hardin?

  Upright limbs. Woolly mammoths?

• 21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Meaning what?

• 21:06Peyton Hardin?

  Did woolly mammoths have upright limbs?

• 21:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe so.

• 21:08Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what was the time period of woolly mammoths?

• 21:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, there you go, that's, now that's, uh, your case is done, I'm sorry, we need to retract our doubts.

• 21:15Speaker 05

  Dinosaurs are reptiles.

• 21:17Cameron Kennedy?

  So, A, they're reptiles, B, they were home to that specific time era, if they were real, you still believe they're made from a guy in Indiana.

• 21:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, no, it's all conspiracy.

• 21:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If they, if they were real, it's, it's native to that time era.

• 21:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 21:31Cameron Kennedy?

  So a panda cannot be a dinosaur, woolly mammoth is not a dinosaur, they're different time eras.

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I believe in God, so. So I will say what I think. I'm not gonna take-

• 21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  And my repercussions are from the Almighty Himself. No man can put me in a box and deem me so.

• 21:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but anyway-

• 21:50Cameron Kennedy?

  So dinosaurs aren't pandas and pandas aren't woolly mammoths and cats have one life, but they got a whole lot of shield.

• 21:54Peyton Hardin?

  Completely fine.

• 21:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a beautiful start.

• 21:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, on that, this is a strange start with animals. A lot of animal talk right now, but I have one more thing. I have a question. What do you think would be, what do you think would take longer? A snail-

• 22:12Peyton Hardin?

  Farting?

• 22:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, that was, I was trying to make the sluggish noise of him moving. A snail climbing the world's tallest building. Okay, let's imagine they don't get tired. A snail climbing the world's tallest-

• 22:24Peyton Hardin?

  I heard you.

• 22:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Or a cheetah running the entire length of the Great Wall of China.

• 22:29Peyton Hardin?

  How tall is that?

• 22:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Tall or long? Tall or long? How tall or long? Tall, it's a decent wall, it's a nice looking wall.

• 22:37Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, how many football fields is the Great Wall of China? Help me understand.

• 22:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, okay, I wanna do this actual calculation, because you're gonna laugh so hard.

• 22:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm thinking about 24.

• 22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so, um, the Great Wall of China is approximately 175,000 football fields-

• 22:51Peyton Hardin?

  Holy shit!

• 22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Uh, 13,170 miles long.

• 22:58Peyton Hardin?

  Is that one of the alien conspiracies?

• 22:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, that was just built, manual labor, lot of, lot of-

• 23:02Peyton Hardin?

  That's humans.

• 23:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 23:03Peyton Hardin?

  Jesus Christ. So it's a saber-toothed tiger-

• 23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, okay, it's a cheetah, a cheetah, very fast, fast one.

• 23:09Peyton Hardin?

  How, how fast do cheetahs run, like 90 miles per hour or something?

• 23:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd say 70.

• 23:12Peyton Hardin?

  70, wow.

• 23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Still, that is a car on a highway.

• 23:16Peyton Hardin?

  I don't really believe that. So 70 miles per hour, constant, constant.

• 23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  They're not getting tired. Or a snail going up the tallest building in the world, all the way to the tip, the Burj Khalifa, I believe.

• 23:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I thought it was Twin Towers. And then they built the empire to compensate for that one.

• 23:35Peyton Hardin?

  Is it, did I got my calculations wrong? I thought we were, they were like, shit!

• 23:46Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, "God, we call up Greg, you got those blueprints."

• 23:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, absolutely not. At one, I don't even think they ever were at one point.

• 23:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 23:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I don't think they ever held the crown of tallest in the world.

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 23:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I think at their conception, they were like, fourth.

• 24:02Peyton Hardin?

  I would say, I would say a snail has to be faster. Cause snails-

• 24:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Faster?

• 24:07Peyton Hardin?

  Going up the building. Snail, the snail going up the building has to be faster because they're, I think it's propaganda on snails. I've met some quick snails and quick turtles. If we're being completely honest.

• 24:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You've met a quick snail?

• 24:17Peyton Hardin?

  I used to collect snails.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What was his, what the hell did you say?

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  There was a snail problem at my old apartment, so I'd take him and bring him inside. I de-shelled a couple. Mom got mad, said, "Don't do that to them. That's their back."

• 24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you saying to me right now?

• 24:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'd collect snails. It was quick. We didn't like home them for long, cause my mom wasn't having that. She didn't want-

• 24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're sitting there giving them tire rotations, taking off their shells and greasing their back and putting it back on. Don't tell me you didn't home them?

• 24:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you name them?

• 24:43Peyton Hardin?

  It was the same year my mom made me go to the counselor at school, but it's related.

• 24:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You collected living beings?

• 24:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I put them back, catch and release.

• 24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you, are you not understanding that there's a very strange thing that you just released to me on, on air?

• 25:01Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I didn't cook them.

• 25:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd hope to God not, Damar.

• 25:04Peyton Hardin?

  People cook snails, snail soups. Or is that a cartoon?

• 25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, are you in SpongeBob right now? But I think snail soup might be real, but you, you collected snails?

• 25:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 25:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 25:14Peyton Hardin?

  I liked them. There was a problem. We needed them out anyway.

• 25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 25:17Peyton Hardin?

  We, it was that and crickets. We had too many of those in our apartment.

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you put a cricket on a leash?

• 25:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't like crickets. Scared me. I'd crunch them.

• 25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Crickets scare you, but snails were just a-okay.

• 25:25Peyton Hardin?

  No, they don't, they didn't have much of a trail though.

• 25:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you keep it in a shoebox?

• 25:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, just on the counter. And then my mom would say, "Stop doing that." And she would make me take him back outside. I swear to God. So, but I'm saying there's, and I had a pet turtle. So I know the speed of these two things. And it is a common misconception that they're slow. Turtle's fast as hell. Snail's not fast, but quicker than most would think. If you know what I mean.

• 25:52Cameron Kennedy?

  This took such, such a wicked turn. Dude, you're not gonna sit here like that shit is normal.

• 26:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You collected snails that we're gonna break it down. Why are you doing this?

• 26:04Peyton Hardin?

  Bored, no friends.

• 26:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Bored and no friends. So you went outside and them said, "Give me one of those slimy freaks."

• 26:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't ask, took it.

• 26:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I just saw him. I was like, there's 15 snails. He said, "Hey, Mr. Snail. Hey, Mr. Snail. You wanna go play WWE inside my apartment?" He said, "I can do, I can hit you on top turnbuckle." And he was like, if the snail could talk, he was like, "No, no, help!" And you're just like, "Come here, buddy." He's like, "You can..." And then you went and said, "I like you. Where's your cousins?" And you went and got his whole family and extended family. You named them. You took their shells off. You greased their back. What'd you feed them?

• 26:40Peyton Hardin?

  Salt. Swear to God.

• 26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Doesn't that kill them?

• 26:43Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't know.

• 26:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It killed them?

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  Don't remember, but know if it does.

• 26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, someone, someone's gonna have a case. Someone's going to build a legal case against you, and you're gonna be fighting PETA. The things you've said and the things you've collected, you had a turtle that was slaughtered by another turtle.

• 27:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but it's, I, it's transition to adulthood. It's hard for me to let-

• 27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the concerning part!

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  But I figured out how it's transitioned.

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  How?

• 27:11Peyton Hardin?

  I have an emotional attachment to my Safari tabs. And this is very popular. I saw somebody else on TikTok said they'd have it too. Genuinely, I cannot close out my tabs on Safari. I swear to God. It's to the point where I try to make a new tab on Safari, it says, "You can't do that anymore."

• 27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You're maxed out. Why, why do you have a connection? Why do they matter to you?

• 27:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no in the comments, somebody will agree with me.

• 27:38Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like I'm gonna go back to that at some point. CJ knows, like, it will be like, I still have like my college portal pulled up. And I will go back soon enough.

• 27:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You've had two new iPhones since you have hooped. And you mean to tell me that you are purchasing these phones, syncing them?

• 27:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 27:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And you have a college portal website on tab eight out of your 500 maxed out tabs? And you think someday you're gonna be bored, maybe go down memory lane, you're gonna go, "Let me go look at that portal."

• 28:13Peyton Hardin?

  It's, it's not as crazy as you think. I feel like majority of people are like this.

• 28:16Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, that shit's not gonna work. Let's just, let's just-

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 28:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Shoot that down now.

• 28:20Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 28:20Cameron Kennedy?

  If you went to your college portal right now, your username and email, that's no longer active.

• 28:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, no, they cut that out.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not gonna work. So close the tab. This is a start. Start of sanctity. This is a start. It's gonna help.

• 28:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm, you're not like that? You can just close out of stuff?

• 28:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 28:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you're not, you just don't have that in you. You don't have that heart in you.

• 28:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't have a heart in me?

• 28:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. You don't have, you, you're so disposable of things and people.

• 28:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Because a good purge is good for the soul. It's like a, it's like a Sunday cleaning.

• 28:44Peyton Hardin?

  But does that give you anxiety? Like, hey, I wanna go back to that.

• 28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  Never, no.

• 28:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no. I might have, I might, right now, I probably have like over a hundred. Holiday season, I'm looking shit up. But I will, I will periodically, probably every quarter, just go.

• 29:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 29:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Close every, I won't even look at it. I won't even check before I close it.

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even, I don't even close out my apps. I still have every app still running on my phone.

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's why his phone can last for three hours before he's like, dude, you got a charger? Hey, I need your charger, bro. He's like, you're not using it? I need your charger. That's why.

• 29:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I could cook.

• 29:15Cameron Kennedy?

  All your apps are open. You have, you, think about, if, if his Safari could talk, that, it would be like a, like a, like a sixty year old alcoholic that is working hard as shit, man. He's like, I got five hundred K studies open. I gotta keep all these tabs open, doc. Hey, I can't go to the football game on Saturday. I just can't do it, man. I'm working hard. And my Safari's just like, ah, beautiful day. Oh, you need that? Here you go. All right, we'll see.

• 29:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's why my phone is always hot. Like, I could cook an egg on my phone.

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, your phone, that, no, that's a problem. I think that is a, that, that's like a recall. That is a rebate on that phone. You need, you're gonna get serious compensation.

• 29:51Peyton Hardin?

  I like woke up with like burns on my side because I'll fall asleep and like roll over on my phone and it's so hot. And I'll get like burns on my tum tum.

• 29:58Cameron Kennedy?

  When you're naked?

• 29:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 29:59Cameron Kennedy?

  So what if it was lower?

• 30:00Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that can get good sensation.

• 30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be.

• 30:02Peyton Hardin?

  Little warmth on the balls.

• 30:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That.

• 30:05Peyton Hardin?

  You ever had a warm ball situation? Tell me that's not comforting. You ever just set them right on top of a candle?

• 30:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you, okay, what? What?

• 30:14Peyton Hardin?

  Warm them up.

• 30:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You go.

• 30:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you go, "Nice."

• 30:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, the smell is horrible.

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, it probably, oh my, oh my god. If you made a candle that was the scent of your ball sack, it could take out tribes. It would, it would eliminate groups of people.

• 30:32Peyton Hardin?

  It smells like decomposition.

• 30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What would the name of your ball sack candle be?

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry.

• 30:37Peyton Hardin?

  With a period and it's all lowercase, it's just, "Sorry."

• 30:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 30:42Peyton Hardin?

  And the, and the wicks are like little hairs.

• 30:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, like hairs coming out.

• 30:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Like this?

• 30:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You, you light it, it's like, "Psst, psst, psst." Oh my god, can we please do like at least two? Let's think of actual names for your ball sack candle.

• 31:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got some. You want me to go?

• 31:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it, I'm trying to craft some good shit.

• 31:08Peyton Hardin?

  One of them would literally be called Decay. Like, it smells like a rotted tooth, sometimes.

• 31:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I would say, I would say, uh, uh, swamped lust. Swamped lust. You get a mix of the bayou, you get a mix of a little bit maybe lovemaking, a little bit of sorrow. Swamped lust.

• 31:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I got like irritated crevice.

• 31:31Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like red and ashy and dry. Irritated crevice, okay. Um, uh, pungent, that'd be pungent. Imagine people buying this. That'd be like a good gag gift.

• 31:43Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody would, yeah.

• 31:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You could, you could, you could make, you can make some money.

• 31:46Peyton Hardin?

  I, I think I might, but how do we get that smell?

• 31:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone, we, we hire a smell professor. And he comes in, he's like, "Okay." And you're like, "All right, you ready?" He's like, "Yeah." He's like, "All right." He just drops me, goes, "I'm getting hints of imba's." Just like starts writing shit down.

• 32:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh wait, does, does your, do your balls ever tingle? I was meaning to ask you that.

• 32:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, you should go get that checked.

• 32:10Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but not that type of tingle. Like, how do I, how do I describe it? Like a tingle, like a, it's almost like a-

• 32:15Peyton Hardin?

  Like an excitement?

• 32:16Cameron Kennedy?

  No, like an electrical shock, almost.

• 32:18Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Like someone took a, like a, like a stem pad and just put it right-

• 32:21Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like you've asked me this before.

• 32:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Right downstairs.

• 32:23Peyton Hardin?

  But no, no, that's not good. You should go get that checked.

• 32:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I should go get-

• 32:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, cause it's a, it's, um, yeah.

• 32:28Peyton Hardin?

  I counteracted my smell this week. I found, I found a, uh, good remedy. I found a good remedy for my stench.

• 32:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Split open onion.

• 32:35Peyton Hardin?

  You know, cause you know how quick I run through deodorant?

• 32:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it's alarming and that's not even to be-

• 32:43Peyton Hardin?

  Partial?

• 32:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not to be partial, there's nothing to do with it, it's just you for the man you are, but it is alarming.

• 32:47Peyton Hardin?

  You know how you can buy deodorant in packs of two? It comes like the packs of two. Normally, I just go one at a time, one stick at a time, and when that stick is done, I'll go to the other one. This weekend, I was like, why am I doing this? They give you two for a reason, they'll last longer. So I've been going one stick on the other, popping the other one, one stick on the other. Now, I got two deodorants, it'll last longer, two for the price of one. Cause you gotta think, they're just committing to one pit.

• 33:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I love your creativity.

• 33:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 33:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That is objectively wrong.

• 33:21Peyton Hardin?

  How so?

• 33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so, so wrong.

• 33:23Peyton Hardin?

  No?

• 33:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 33:24Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 33:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Because, one here, one there.

• 33:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Cameron Kennedy?

  They both run out, two are now gone. It's not a two for one.

• 33:32Peyton Hardin?

  But it will be gone way later.

• 33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it won't.

• 33:38Peyton Hardin?

  It's going on one pit.

• 33:40Cameron Kennedy?

  If you do the exact, that doesn't make any sense, if you do the exact same amount of deodorant, on each armpit, that you would.

• 33:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 33:45Cameron Kennedy?

  They're going to last the exact same time.

• 33:48Peyton Hardin?

  If I had one stick and I went five on the right pit, five on the left pit, that's ten.

• 33:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That's ten to the one stick.

• 33:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 33:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 33:55Peyton Hardin?

  But now I'm just going five on one pit, new stick, five on the other, so I'm at five and five.

• 33:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so when the ten runs out, you got a whole nother stick. When your fives run out, moron, you're out of both. You hear what I'm saying?

• 34:08Peyton Hardin?

  But the duration that I will have the two sticks will just be longer because I'm utilizing them less.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not!

• 34:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I am!

• 34:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You just told me you're using the same amount, so instead of doing one.

• 34:20Peyton Hardin?

  But it's half the, it's half the usage on it, it's half the usage, you're not listening to me.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not being smart! It's not, it's not half the usage, it technically is.

• 34:30Peyton Hardin?

  It is.

• 34:30Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're using both at the same time, so what is, what is half and half? A fool, my watch is broken, half and half is a fool, my watch is broken, I'm gonna kill, half and half is a fool, here we go. So, using one full stick of ten, or two sticks of five, your end result is.

• 34:46Peyton Hardin?

  No, don't say it like that, don't say it like an equation, it confuses me.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not even math, that's the same thing.

• 34:50Peyton Hardin?

  But you said it hard.

• 34:51Cameron Kennedy?

  If you use one stick, ten. That's 10.

• 34:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's 10.

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  On one stick.

• 34:55Peyton Hardin?

  And now I just use 5 and I'm not gonna use that for a whole nother day.

• 34:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut your mouth Nancy, listen up.

• 35:00Peyton Hardin?

  Pelosi?

• 35:01Cameron Kennedy?

  10, one stick, it's minus 10, okay?

• 35:04Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying it like that.

• 35:06Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's...

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  Don't say minus and plus in PIMDOS, don't say that.

• 35:10Cameron Kennedy?

  10 down on the stick one.

• 35:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:12Cameron Kennedy?

  If you use both, you're 5 down on sticks 1 and 2.

• 35:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you looking away? This is simple. It's, it's the exact same duration.

• 35:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 35:21Cameron Kennedy?

  If you genuinely, thank you, you said yes. It's the same duration.

• 35:25Peyton Hardin?

  Which leads me to have less usage. Which lasts, less usage equals longer if you wanna do equations.

• 35:33Peyton Hardin?

  Less usage, longer stick. That's less twist. That's how deodorant dies, is you twist too much. I have to do less twist if I'm just using 5 and I put it away.

• 35:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, oh my god.

• 35:43Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not being dumb!

• 35:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I am, I'm close to wrinkling your shirt. I am very close to just giving me a handful. Brother. It doesn't matter, it's the same, two different things. If you have 1 turkey, you take 10 bites.

• 35:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 35:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? You got 2 turkeys, you take 5 each.

• 36:01Peyton Hardin?

  5 each?

• 36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 36:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'll have that turkey for longer.

• 36:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You'll have those turkeys longer, right?

• 36:04Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, thank you, that's what I said!

• 36:06Cameron Kennedy?

  The other turkey came in a pack of 2, you shit stain!

• 36:10Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  So, it's a 2-pack!

• 36:12Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 36:13Cameron Kennedy?

  So, this turkey will be gone, completely. Yes, both of these will be at 50% capacity of meat to chew on.

• 36:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, so it'll last you longer.

• 36:22Cameron Kennedy?

  But then you bust out the second one that came in the 2-pack!

• 36:27Peyton Hardin?

  So there's 3 turkeys now?

• 36:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you shitting me?

• 36:30Peyton Hardin?

  You genuinely just said there's 3 turkeys.

• 36:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You, Peyton, there's 4, there's 4 turkeys.

• 36:35Peyton Hardin?

  Why are you saying that? I have 2 sticks of deodorant.

• 36:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, there's 4 in the equation.

• 36:39Peyton Hardin?

  Why? That doesn't make sense, why are you...

• 36:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me your phone, I'm not using it, give me your phone, it's representation. You said, you bought like this and you went...

• 36:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 36:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Gone till November. 10 total, this one runs out, to hell with that one, second stick. Now we're both done.

• 36:57Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, now hand me them.

• 36:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no!

• 36:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, hand me them, no, now hand me them!

• 37:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no! You said...

• 37:03Peyton Hardin?

  So then, I got 2 sticks of deodorant like this, I take...

• 37:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That's uneven deodorant.

• 37:08Peyton Hardin?

  2 different brands. And then, 5, 5 and I put them away. I will keep these longer now. You see how quick you just went... And it threw it?

• 37:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 37:18Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have to do that.

• 37:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'll see you tomorrow.

• 37:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so you set him down soft and it makes, okay, you know what? No. You asked for it. Actually, you asked me not to do it, but we're doing it. We're putting math into it. Okay? We're gonna imagine each stick of deodorant has 100 swipes. Okay?

• 37:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 37:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Simple, right?

• 37:36Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Pretty simple. Here we go.

• 37:38Peyton Hardin?

  So now I have 200 swipes?

• 37:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You have 200 swipes total.

• 37:40Peyton Hardin?

  And how many of you have used one?

• 37:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You beat me.

• 37:41Peyton Hardin?

  How many of you have, if you use one?

• 37:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You beat me to it. You have 200 swipes.

• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

  How many swipes do you have if you use one?

• 37:45Cameron Kennedy?

  If you use one stick, that's 10. So you're down to 190.

• 37:48Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 37:49Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 37:50Peyton Hardin?

  How many swipes do you have if you have one stick?

• 37:52Cameron Kennedy?

  100.

• 37:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what's more? 200 or 100?

• 37:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey.

• 37:55Peyton Hardin?

  Answer me! What's more?

• 37:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not, you're being so stupid.

• 37:59Peyton Hardin?

  Answer me!

• 37:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Clearly 200's more.

• 38:01Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you. Okay, next topic.

• 38:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No! You're, you're not doing that. You're being stupid. You're still buying a two-pack!

• 38:06Peyton Hardin?

  You're yelling.

• 38:07Cameron Kennedy?

  You have 200 swi- cuz I'm yelling because I'm, I'm angry. I'm not angry and wrong. I'm angry and right.

• 38:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's not a good way to communicate.

• 38:12Cameron Kennedy?

  If you, okay, you're right. Here we go. You use one at a time. 10 swipes, you're down to 190, or you're down to 90. So 10 uses, this stick is gone. Then you bust out the other one. And you get 10 more usages. That is a total of 20 usages. If you took two sticks, five, oh, don't do that now, five and five, you would have 20 usages. The sticks end at the exact same time.

• 38:40Peyton Hardin?

  Are you done?

• 38:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

• 38:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I killed that one.

• 38:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You, no, you did, you, oh my god, you, ah, dude, I, I could literally squeeze my own skin so hard sometimes. When you do what you just did, cuz you do it perfect, to the T, every time. You close someone off, you ask a question that seems like good damning evidence, and it's not.

• 39:05Peyton Hardin?

  I won. It's okay.

• 39:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you didn't!

• 39:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no?

• 39:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I don't think Meghan Trainor likes you.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? Why? Why?

• 39:18Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think she likes you.

• 39:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 39:20Peyton Hardin?

  I saw the way she looked at you.

• 39:21Cameron Kennedy?

  What did she do? I didn't have my haircut, let's be honest. I did not have my haircut. I looked crazy.

• 39:25Peyton Hardin?

  We went to Jingle Ball.

• 39:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 39:27Peyton Hardin?

  Kane Brown invited us, and Nikki, and thank you, everybody over there. And so, we went, and we were backstage, it was me, you, Kane, Shaboozie, and then Meghan Trainor walked in. And I was like, "Oh, here's Meghan Trainor."

• 39:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Hello.

• 39:43Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, "What's her song?" All about that bass, about that bass, no trouble. I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble. I'm all about that bass. I'm all about that f***ing bass. I'm all about that bass. I'm all about that f***ing bass. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! This is my couch! I like that song.

• 40:09Peyton Hardin?

  So, she walked in, right? And when she walked in, I made eye contact with her, right? And I said like this, I went... And she goes, "Hey." Like, it was like a smile and wave. And then Cam, I looked at you, because I was like, "Cam, are you gonna say hi to Meghan?" And what did you do whenever she walked? Did you say hi to her?

• 40:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not.

• 40:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's why she probably doesn't like you.

• 40:32Cameron Kennedy?

  But it wasn't intentional not saying of anything. It was more of a... Her path was left, mine was right.

• 40:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, you were right in front of her.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I was... Actually, I could've grabbed her. I was 100% about half an arm length away, and I chose not to speak. Maybe I was starstruck, maybe I was respecting her conversation with Shaboozie and Kane, but I just didn't speak.

• 40:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but the reason I think she doesn't like you is because she blurred your face out on her Instagram.

• 40:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't think she blurred it out. I think the whole focus of the image is her and all of the surround... That'd be damning if the whole picture was clear, my... Like, someone took a chapstick and went...

• 41:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's sort of like somebody who... Like, she was going on Instagram, and she's like, "I really like this picture." Who's that?

• 41:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's that guy.

• 41:17Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, "Get him out of there."

• 41:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that, that was-

• 41:20Peyton Hardin?

  And you were in the middle, so she couldn't crop you out.

• 41:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she couldn't crop me out, she couldn't take me out. It was either, "I'm in there," or "You don't get to use that picture." So, I infiltrated correctly.

• 41:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but she-

• 41:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you, Megan.

• 41:28Peyton Hardin?

  I, I, I think she doesn't like you.

• 41:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I don't think she knows me enough to like me or not like me.

• 41:34Peyton Hardin?

  But that's the thing-

• 41:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I think if she knew me, she'd love me.

• 41:36Peyton Hardin?

  Great you have that confidence, but she doesn't know you.

• 41:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And she doesn't even like you. No, I think, I think if, if we got into a room with Meghan Trainor, just you, me, and her.

• 41:47Peyton Hardin?

  We were.

• 41:48Cameron Kennedy?

  This, no, no, just you, me, and her.

• 41:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 41:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Just the three of us.

• 41:51Peyton Hardin?

  Why would we be in that room?

• 41:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this sounds crazy.

• 41:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what's going on? Get us there, get us there.

• 41:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, okay, we're in a room because there's like, some event happening and she like, I don't know, like, we were in the room and she went into the wrong green room and it's just us three.

• 42:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 42:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Basically, without sounding weird, I think it'd be a fun time, I think she would enjoy herself.

• 42:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, she-

• 42:04Cameron Kennedy?

  This sounds crazy.

• 42:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, conversation. No, no, no!

• 42:10Peyton Hardin?

  No wonder she doesn't like you, she got those thoughts of, it's like, "That guy is a creep."

• 42:13Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, "Ugh." No, I'm saying we would have good conversations, she would laugh, she would enjoy our presence.

• 42:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 42:20Cameron Kennedy?

  And I would say, "Miss Trainor, trainer of the man."

• 42:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  "It's all about that bass, about that bass, zero trouble."

• 42:25Peyton Hardin?

  And she's like, "Please stop talking to me."

• 42:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And she goes, "Shut the [bleep] up." And I literally go, "Yes, now, yes ma'am, yes ma'am." She goes, "Come here."

• 42:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And she's like, "I wish I could blur your face out in real life." She goes, "I just don't..."

• 42:39Peyton Hardin?

  No, she seemed like a, she seemed like a sweet lady.

• 42:41Cameron Kennedy?

  She did.

• 42:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we're just making jokes, but it was so funny when I went on Instagram and I saw that your face was blurred out of her Instagram.

• 42:47Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell? I was like, "Am I, is that intentional?" I really, I kinda got self, like, like I was kinda thinking down on myself a little bit.

• 42:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, I would too, if somebody blurred my face out of a picture intentionally?

• 42:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not supposed to agree with me!

• 42:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah, no, you should-

• 43:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You're supposed to uplift me.

• 43:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're good, bro, it was an accident, she blurred your face out.

• 43:07Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "No, no, I would too, you were definitely right in that thought process." What the hell?

• 43:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, no, it's overthinking.

• 43:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That was bullshit, that was rude.

• 43:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we'll talk about that event more on Patreon for the extended, we had, we had a good convo with Shaboozie, that guy's, he's big.

• 43:20Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a big, yeah, he's tripping. Didn't he say he was like, "I'm 6'2"? I said, "My ass."

• 43:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 43:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You were, you were about every bit of 6'4 to 5.

• 43:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's a good-

• 43:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And you got the boots and that sick-ass chain.

• 43:31Peyton Hardin?

  We'll talk about it more, but that day was really fun, but the day after, it got ru, my whole mood got ruined.

• 43:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 43:38Peyton Hardin?

  I saw some news that really hurt my heart.

• 43:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 43:43Peyton Hardin?

  The US is banning Uncrustables in 2025.

• 43:48Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's banning Uncrustables in 2025.

• 43:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you were gonna talk about something like significant. It's an Uncrustable. Cool. Gone.

• 43:56Peyton Hardin?

  Are you, Cam, don't, just because I'm talking about Meghan Trainor not liking your ugly ass head.

• 44:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. No, I thought you literally had me, you had me hook, line and sunk like you were about to.

• 44:06Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, that's a big deal.

• 44:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, Luca's not on the Mavs, or the world's banning TikTok, or like Uncrustable?

• 44:14Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, Uncrustable is a pillar in my life.

• 44:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, make your own. Problem solved.

• 44:19Peyton Hardin?

  It's different.

• 44:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's literally not.

• 44:21Peyton Hardin?

  Uncrustable is a top five snack of all time. An Uncrustable.

• 44:28Cameron Kennedy?

  First, don't you ever, don't you ever, don't you ever do whatever the hell that maneuver was, you said Uncrustable?

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He said Uncrustable. No, no. Uh, first off, no, it's not. Let's start there.

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is.

• 44:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 44:42Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, there's nothing better, getting out of a pool and eating an Uncrustable?

• 44:45Cameron Kennedy?

  How about getting out of a pool and eating a bologna sandwich with nacho cheese Doritos in it?

• 44:48Peyton Hardin?

  I don't eat bologna. It's gross.

• 44:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you missed that.

• 44:50Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like wet meat.

• 44:51Cameron Kennedy?

  All meat is wet.

• 44:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's not.

• 44:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Were you getting dry ass chicken? No, no, no, no. See, you, okay, you can't do that to me, though. You can't do that. Everyone knows you can overcook chicken. It's dry as hell. That's what I thought. It has nothing to do with you, your culture. I can't, you can't do that to me. I'm, I'm talking to you. Back to Uncrustables. I would venture to say we could poll a hundred.

• 45:15Peyton Hardin?

  Watch your mouth.

• 45:16Cameron Kennedy?

  We could poll a hundred people in this building, not a single soul would say it's Uncrustable's top five.

• 45:23Peyton Hardin?

  90% of Americans have Uncrustables in their house right now.

• 45:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a bullshit stat.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  People with refrigerators.

• 45:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a bullshit stat.

• 45:30Peyton Hardin?

  People with refrigerators?

• 45:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Put some guapo on that word.

• 45:33Peyton Hardin?

  What, are you gonna go do a census?

• 45:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Well, where'd you find the stat then? From your ass. Did you just make it up?

• 45:39Peyton Hardin?

  My heart.

• 45:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Your heart, yeah. Basically, your.

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever?

• 45:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Ninety, nine out of ten?

• 45:45Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever walked past the Uncrustable aisle?

• 45:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 45:49Peyton Hardin?

  Is yes or no?

• 45:50Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, they don't have their own aisle.

• 45:51Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, whatever.

• 45:52Cameron Kennedy?

  They have like a four foot section. There's like three flavors.

• 45:54Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever walked past the Uncrustable section in a grocery store?

• 45:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that bitch is fully stocked.

• 45:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it's not.

• 46:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they have every option to the front of the shelf. They are stocked.

• 46:03Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta stop. But Ken, you cannot name, you cannot name three snacks better than Uncrustable. Quick, go.

• 46:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Jalapeno cooked kettle chips, chips and salsa, and beef jerky and cheese sticks.

• 46:14Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, you named two chips.

• 46:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 46:16Peyton Hardin?

  That just proves your point. You don't know shit about snacks.

• 46:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Rice Krispies.

• 46:21Peyton Hardin?

  A Rice Krispie is not better than an Uncrustable.

• 46:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit. A Rice Krispie is not better than an Uncrustable.

• 46:25Peyton Hardin?

  It's not. Cam, you get so much. Look, Uncrustables taste good and they're good for you. Apparently not.

• 46:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're not. They're absolutely not.

• 46:32Peyton Hardin?

  There's protein in them. Peanut butter, protein.

• 46:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Cool. Peanut butter crackers.

• 46:35Peyton Hardin?

  How do you eat your Uncrustable then? Maybe that's the problem.

• 46:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I eat, what do you, how do you eat it though? I don't shove it down my gullet. I enjoy it.

• 46:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, but like the preparation of the Uncrustable.

• 46:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I take it out of the freezer. I set it on the counter about 20 minutes and I eat it.

• 46:44Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you're smart.

• 46:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And there we go. Yeah. My wife puts it in a toaster.

• 46:47Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife is going to hell, so let's put that out there.

• 46:51Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, they're banning it because it's shit, apparently. Didn't even know this till you said that. But the only reason they banned it is because it's, uh, not healthy. So.

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  Out of everything that's not healthy in this world, and they're going after my favorite private possession snack.

• 47:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Why is that your fit? What is your connection to these Uncrustables?

• 47:07Peyton Hardin?

  Because I.

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You got stock in them? Why? You're like defending them to the death.

• 47:11Peyton Hardin?

  Because I love Uncrustable. I love peanut butter and jelly. It's one of my favorite snacks of all time. And the only way I used to eat it as a kid is when my dad cut off the crust. I'm not a crusty guy. And imagine that. They come out with something so efficient. Where you get a peanut butter and jelly already without the crust in a little sack. Are you kidding me?

• 47:28Cameron Kennedy?

  They are fire, but they're not top five, and you can still make it.

• 47:32Peyton Hardin?

  You can't make it Uncrustable.

• 47:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 47:34Peyton Hardin?

  How do you make it Uncrustable?

• 47:35Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said your dad did it every day of your stupid little life. You just said that.

• 47:38Peyton Hardin?

  He made it.

• 47:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Peanut butter and jelly, and then he took the crust off, making it a non-crust having PB and J.

• 47:44Peyton Hardin?

  I know.

• 47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Or synonymous to an Uncrustable.

• 47:47Peyton Hardin?

  And Uncrustable is circular. It's like a spaceship and all of its sides are stapled together. It's stapled all around.

• 47:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I should, oh my god.

• 47:54Peyton Hardin?

  That's the specialty of it. And it's the perfect mix. You gotta make, that's a laboratory peanut butter jelly. That is a scientific PB and J.

• 48:01Cameron Kennedy?

  There's research behind it.

• 48:02Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. Those kinda PB and Js? Whenever CJ makes a PB and J, or my dad, it's always too much PB.

• 48:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Not enough J. Not enough jelly or jam, a whole bunch of butter.

• 48:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I can taste the iron from the knife on my peanut, maybe that was my household.

• 48:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, speed run. I'm gonna name something and you tell me if it's better or worse than a PB and J. Uncrustable.

• 48:27Peyton Hardin?

  Uncrustable, okay.

• 48:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Uncrustable, your favorite. Ready, set, go. Honey buns.

• 48:32Peyton Hardin?

  Uncrustable. Honey buns too sticky. Too much, too much aftercare. You have to do too much after.

• 48:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Honey bun?

• 48:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. You know I used to.

• 48:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you, okay, dill pickles.

• 48:43Peyton Hardin?

  Are you crazy? A dill pickle? And what am I, pregnant?

• 48:46Cameron Kennedy?

  The little snackin' bitches, they hit. The little mini ones.

• 48:49Peyton Hardin?

  I thought the dills were the big ones.

• 48:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. No, he said the dills.

• 48:54Peyton Hardin?

  Because my girl used to call me dill. I don't have a girl and no one ever called me that.

• 49:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Pop tarts.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  Uncrustable. Pop tarts are gross, most of them. Most of them, except for the wild berries, those are fire.

• 49:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you hearing this, man? This is, this is literal blasphemy.

• 49:10Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, but you gotta think about it.

• 49:12Cameron Kennedy?

  This is shit from the book of revelations. This is not right.

• 49:15Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta think about it.

• 49:15Cameron Kennedy?

  This isn't right.

• 49:16Peyton Hardin?

  On a pop tart, it's, it's not always consistent with the frosting. Sometimes there's not enough frosting. Uncrustable, every single time, you're gonna get a good mix.

• 49:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Pop tarts are 1 million percent better than Uncrustables. That is, that is absolutely not up for debate.

• 49:36Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely not for debate.

• 49:37Peyton Hardin?

  How? Cause of variety?

• 49:38Cameron Kennedy?

  They are longer lasting. They have stood the test.

• 49:41Peyton Hardin?

  Longer lasting?

• 49:41Cameron Kennedy?

  They have stood the test of time. They've been out before Uncrustables, you jack wagon.

• 49:45Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know that.

• 49:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a fact. That is a fact.

• 49:49Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know that.

• 49:50Cameron Kennedy?

  How old were you when you had your first Uncrustable from Smuckers?

• 49:53Peyton Hardin?

  Probably like 5.

• 49:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You think Uncrustables have been around for 20 years?

• 49:58Peyton Hardin?

  They've been longer than I was alive, Cam. I was in my dad's pee pee sack.

• 50:02Cameron Kennedy?

  So let's break down your story then, because there's a couple holes. You said your dad used to make it all the time for you. He'd have to cut the crust off.

• 50:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 50:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Kind of hand you a little naked looking sandwich.

• 50:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 50:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "But then they came out with this thing. What do you know? They invented this."

• 50:16Peyton Hardin?

  Hey.

• 50:16Cameron Kennedy?

  So was the sandwiches happening? Was it already invented? Are you lying through your thick ass tongue? What's going on?

• 50:24Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, let me explain something to you. My family didn't grow up rich like you.

• 50:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not rich!

• 50:29Peyton Hardin?

  So whenever mama and papa wanted to say, "Hey, you did a good job at school this week. We'll get you a pack of Uncrustables." But all the other times, blood, sweat and tears in the PB and J.

• 50:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey.

• 50:44Peyton Hardin?

  A little bit of iron on it.

• 50:46Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit of rusted knife. I just told you I grew up eating baloney, baloney, balagna. I wanted a snack. My dad handed me a spoon and a jar of Jif. He said, "Get you some." It was straight peanut butter. Talk about concrete in the mouth. I was like...

• 51:04Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Doc, I got some water." He said, "No, it's good for you. Lots of protein."

• 51:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's where that jaw came from.

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  And his UPS Browns. That's where that jaw came from. From putting in work.

• 51:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's where that mouth came from.

• 51:17Cameron Kennedy?

  My dad used to eat saltine crackers, peanut butter on top, slice of cheese right on top of that, American cheese. Now that deserves a present.

• 51:24Peyton Hardin?

  Your dad eats like a war vet, so...

• 51:29Peyton Hardin?

  Let's put that out there. Like, his food got parachuted down.

• 51:37Cameron Kennedy?

  He can heat up a pot with water and just drop it. He's like, "This ravioli stew is great."

• 51:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but no, I was just saying that, yeah, we can get off the Uncrustable, but I am very sad that Uncrustables are going to be gone in 2025.

• 51:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, you're 25. You're grown as shit.

• 51:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and?

• 51:54Cameron Kennedy?

  They still have bread. They still have peanut butter. They still have jelly.

• 51:57Peyton Hardin?

  Expensive.

• 51:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And they still have Smucker's bread.

• 51:59Peyton Hardin?

  Expensive.

• 52:00Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's literally the same stuff.

• 52:01Peyton Hardin?

  But guess what?

• 52:02Cameron Kennedy?

  It just doesn't go through a machine that gets...

• 52:04Peyton Hardin?

  Cuts his bread off and then.

• 52:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Where do they get all that jelly from?

• 52:08Peyton Hardin?

  Where do they get jelly from?

• 52:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Like all that jelly, if you think about it. And no, no, no.

• 52:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not going, I'm not going down this corporate chain of how many pigs you see Cam? There's bacon everywhere.

• 52:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not.

• 52:20Peyton Hardin?

  It's a good point though. There's not that many peanuts.

• 52:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not do.

• 52:23Peyton Hardin?

  There's not that many peanuts for peanut butter. There's not that many because think we have to split that up with the squirrels.

• 52:30Cameron Kennedy?

  We have to split it up with squirrels in Texas Roadhouse chains.

• 52:32Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa. Those are lab peanuts. Think about how many peanuts are on the ground of a Texas Roadhouse.

• 52:37Cameron Kennedy?

  There's.

• 52:38Peyton Hardin?

  And you remain.

• 52:38Cameron Kennedy?

  So many peanut, you're feeble little peanut.

• 52:42Peyton Hardin?

  There's not that many trees in this world.

• 52:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Your peanut, there's a lot of trees.

• 52:45Peyton Hardin?

  Not that grow peanuts.

• 52:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Seen the forests?

• 52:47Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 52:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You see, exactly. Cause we live in an urban area, but there is forests that have a lot of trees. And then they have farms.

• 52:53Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, we be eating, I don't know what we be eating.

• 52:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Did you know California produces 80% of the world's tomatoes? I'm actually going to retract that. I think it's 80% of the country's tomatoes.

• 53:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 53:03Cameron Kennedy?

  80% of our tomatoes come from California.

• 53:05Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 53:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's pretty cool.

• 53:06Peyton Hardin?

  What do you want me to do with that?

• 53:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I wanted you to be impressed.

• 53:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 53:09Cameron Kennedy?

  But you don't like me, my face, my new head, or my useless knowledge.

• 53:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm sorry.

• 53:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, so I've, I've seen this game, right? Seen it multiple times, multiple different places. Seen it on Tik Tok, seen people play it, been on Twitter.

• 53:23Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 53:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know the name, if I'm being honest. I'm just simply going to call it the name game.

• 53:27Peyton Hardin?

  The name game.

• 53:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Name game, name association game, whatever.

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 53:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And I think it's going to be a ball. If you and me do it, we can be locked in and we're going to see who wins. There is a winner and a loser.

• 53:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm, I'm, I'm good at winning and losing.

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You're great at losing, but here we go. So the way the game goes.

• 53:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Is we say a name and then you have to remix it in a sentence and it has to rhyme every time. So example. Tom Hanks. Tom has lots of money. That's Tom Banks.

• 53:54Peyton Hardin?

  Would I say that Tom has lots of money?

• 53:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you go, no, you just go, Tom is blah, blah, blah, and you got to rhyme, you got to make sense.

• 53:58Peyton Hardin?

  I have to rhyme with what you just ended with.

• 54:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 54:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 54:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're rhyming it with his name every time.

• 54:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 54:02Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's different variations.

• 54:03Peyton Hardin?

  Bet. Let's do it. I'm excited. Let's get it.

• 54:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go. You go first name.

• 54:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's fine.

• 54:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you go first. It's your game.

• 54:10Peyton Hardin?

  You go first.

• 54:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Visitors go first. You better not say something stupid and you go Victor Wembenyama. I go, are you nuts?

• 54:18Peyton Hardin?

  Um, okay.

• 54:20Peyton Hardin?

  Al Green. He likes to steam. I won?

• 54:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton.

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh?

• 54:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, you gotta say his name every time. You literally just went, "Al Green, he likes to steam."

• 54:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's what you just said. Tom Hanks, he's in the bank or some shit. That's what you just said.

• 54:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Al Green. Al's got a lot of wrinkles. That's Al Steam.

• 54:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, this is weird.

• 54:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's fire. You went, "Al Green, he steams." Your turn. That's fun?

• 54:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 54:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, go.

• 54:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, you start it. You have to start it, bro. I don't like this. You gotta, you gotta start it.

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  What's a good name?

• 54:57Peyton Hardin?

  He's not doing a bad start.

• 54:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I gotta think of a good, like an easy name, because it can't be hard.

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'll start it.

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Go.

• 55:01Peyton Hardin?

  Tom Hanks.

• 55:02Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not doing Tom Hanks again. That was the example. Alright, alright, alright.

• 55:07Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go. Marshall Mathers. He's really good. Give him his Marshall flowers.

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Say Marshall!

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  I said-

• 55:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Say his name!

• 55:19Peyton Hardin?

  I did. I said Marshall flowers.

• 55:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, Marshall Mathers. Marshall's really good. That's Marshall Flowers. Flowers and Mathers doesn't rhyme, you dick, and you didn't say-

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but since it didn't rhyme, that's where I messed up. But I said the cadence right.

• 55:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 55:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay.

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Kevin Hart.

• 55:35Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, go, go, go.

• 55:37Cameron Kennedy?

  So you're ruining soil of the game again. Kevin Hart. Kevin's really good in school. That's Kevin Smart.

• 55:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah. B. Simone.

• 55:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You say the same name!

• 55:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you doing?

• 55:52Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like learning new games in public. I don't like doing that. We just had a meeting. Don't teach me a new game in public.

• 56:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You say, okay, we are on Kevin Hart until someone fails.

• 56:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 56:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Then we go to the next name.

• 56:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 56:07Cameron Kennedy?

  So I said Kevin Hart. Kevin's good in school. That's Kevin Smart. You said, "Uh, B. Simone."

• 56:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you kidding me?

• 56:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Kevin Hart.

• 56:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Kevin's really good in school. That's Kevin Smart.

• 56:22Peyton Hardin?

  Kevin Hart. He likes to go to the bar. He's like Kevin Dart.

• 56:30Peyton Hardin?

  Winner winner chicken dinner. You're the worst. That was good.

• 56:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Kevin Hart. Kevin keeps a lot of numbers. That's Kevin Chart.

• 56:37Peyton Hardin?

  Ah.

• 56:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Kevin Hart. He watches The Simpsons. Kevin loves Bart. What?

• 56:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You're making the name. You're not making a statement. You don't say Kevin loves Bart. You go, Kevin, he's in The Simpsons, or he loves The Simpsons. That's Kevin Bart. You don't say Kevin loves Bart. The ending sentence every time is the person's name.

• 57:05Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I just did.

• 57:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit, run the footage.

• 57:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's Kevin Bart.

• 57:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You said Kevin loves Bart.

• 57:11Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it has to be the name.

• 57:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 57:12Peyton Hardin?

  Together. We have to make him a new name.

• 57:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 57:14Peyton Hardin?

  Explain better.

• 57:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I gave you nine examples!

• 57:17Peyton Hardin?

  This is why you got fired as a teacher.

• 57:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Kevin Hart. Kevin had a lot of beef. That's Kevin fart.

• 57:23Peyton Hardin?

  Ah. Kevin Hart. He went to Target. Call him Kevin Cart.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  There you go.

• 57:30Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go.

• 57:37Peyton Hardin?

  I like to celebrate victory.

• 57:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Kevin Hart. Kevin had a real bad tummy. That's Kevin Shark.

• 57:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, ah, ah. Oh.

• 57:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh.

• 57:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Oh! Kevin Hart. He got a new hairstyle. Call him Kevin Part.

• 58:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, this one might be a stretch. I might pull a muscle stretching this hard. Kevin Hart. He loves his toaster pastries. That's Kevin Tart.

• 58:14Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say Tart.

• 58:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's a stretch.

• 58:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you succeed?

• 58:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 58:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we'll go, go.

• 58:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, okay.

• 58:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, time's up. There's a ticking time bomb. Okay, you start the second name.

• 58:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 58:28Cameron Kennedy?

  So now you start a name.

• 58:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He saw it. He said, alright, alright.

• 58:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 58:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, can you give me any names?

• 58:42Peyton Hardin?

  Be so...

• 58:47Peyton Hardin?

  So much, so much came out of you.

• 58:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what, you're picking Simone?

• 58:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:52Cameron Kennedy?

  How many words do we got with this?

• 58:53Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this though.

• 58:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 58:54Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this. Be Simone. She works as an accountant. Call her Be Lone. Be the Lone. Be Simone the Lone. Simone, Sharkbone.

• 59:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you having a panic attack right in front of our eyes? I knew it, I knew it.

• 59:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'll give you...

• 59:18Peyton Hardin?

  Kane Brown, do Kane Brown.

• 59:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I'll give you, I'll give you a, a...

• 59:21Peyton Hardin?

  New, new name, new name.

• 59:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Kane Brown.

• 59:24Peyton Hardin?

  Woo.

• 59:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Kane's performance didn't go good. That's Kane Frown.

• 59:27Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, Kane Brown. He can't swim, call him Kane Drown.

• 59:32Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go, there we go, there we go. Stop bouncing. Okay, Kane Brown.

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 59:38Cameron Kennedy?

  He loves to sleep cozy. That's Kane Gown.

• 59:43Peyton Hardin?

  Kane Brown. Pool instructor, call him Kane Drown.

• 59:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm freaking out though. I think my nose is...

• 1:00:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, oh, there's so many [__] things wrong with what you just said. First off, you said the exact same one 20 seconds earlier. And what kind of a pool instructor can't swim? He says a pool instructor, that's Kane Drown. Oh no. Okay, here you go.

• 1:00:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:00:19Peyton Hardin?

  Kane Brown.

• 1:00:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:00:20Peyton Hardin?

  He is a king, call him Kane Crown.

• 1:00:22Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, there you go. Okay. Kane Brown. The new king of country. Call him Kane Sound. Bit of a stretch. Bit of a stretch. Tendonitis in the knees for me.

• 1:00:39Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Kane Brown. Assassination attempt. Kane's down.

• 1:00:50Speaker 06

  Oh my god.

• 1:00:54Peyton Hardin?

  I hope not. Just kidding. I'm sorry.

• 1:01:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Caitlyn's not gonna like that one. Here we go.

• 1:01:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll go next one. I'll give you the win on that one.

• 1:01:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:01:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't top that. I can't think of anything else. Okay, think of a name that's not be Simone and let's have a good round. You go, "Alright, I'm good."

• 1:01:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Simple name, simple last name. Something simple.

• 1:01:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes Leonardo DiCaprio. Leonardo's good. That's Leo D'Slaffio.

• 1:01:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Simple name.

• 1:01:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what the fuck? Okay.

• 1:01:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, you're freaking out. You need to sit still.

• 1:01:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:01:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:01:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Simple name.

• 1:01:43Peyton Hardin?

  Slow down though.

• 1:01:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not moving.

• 1:01:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, oh yeah, yeah, okay. Stephen Curry.

• 1:01:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 1:01:57Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:01:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Curry?

• 1:01:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:59Cameron Kennedy?

  How many are you gonna... Okay, go. And then I'll do the last one.

• 1:02:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Stephen Curry.

• 1:02:05Peyton Hardin?

  He got called to court. Call him Kevin Jury.

• 1:02:07Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 1:02:12Peyton Hardin?

  Stephen Jury.

• 1:02:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I'm so sorry dude.

• 1:02:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You're so f***ing wet. You are so sweaty. Alright, alright.

• 1:02:25Peyton Hardin?

  Steph Curry.

• 1:02:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Peyton Hardin?

  Steph was a weirdo in school. Call him Steph Furry.

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I was a furry a little bit.

• 1:02:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry.

• 1:02:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I had a tail.

• 1:02:35Peyton Hardin?

  I love my furries. Stephen Curry. Eats cultural food. Call him Stephen Curry.

• 1:02:47Peyton Hardin?

  It fits. Count it.

• 1:02:51Peyton Hardin?

  That one will play. Here we go.

• 1:02:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, Stephen Curry.

• 1:02:57Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 1:02:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Stephen didn't go to Davison. That's Stephen Drury.

• 1:03:04Peyton Hardin?

  What? Drury?

• 1:03:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, that was a shit name.

• 1:03:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, it was bad. Last one, here we go.

• 1:03:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I say someone's name but remove the S?

• 1:03:12Peyton Hardin?

  No. That's not their name.

• 1:03:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Aww.

• 1:03:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright. John Wall. John's real good. That's John Ball.

• 1:03:23Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, yeah.

• 1:03:27Peyton Hardin?

  John Wall. He tripped over something. Call him John Fall.

• 1:03:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, there we go. There we go. John Wall. His knees hurt real bad. That's John Tall.

• 1:03:36Peyton Hardin?

  Ah! John Wall. Can't walk. Call him John Craw.

• 1:03:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay. Oh my god.

• 1:04:02Cameron Kennedy?

  John Wall. He doesn't like going first. That's John Stall.

• 1:04:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, okay. John Wall.

• 1:04:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He likes to play with Barbies. Call him John Doll.

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if he likes playing with Barbies. He probably doesn't. Probably hates it.

• 1:04:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:04:24Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 1:04:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god. I'm so itchy. Oh. I'm trying to think. I'm John Stall right now.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's time. I won that one. That's time.

• 1:04:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You gave me time? John Wall. He's got an arch nemesis. That's John Paul.

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:04:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Chris!

• 1:04:48Peyton Hardin?

  The point got a crystal?

• 1:04:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Second all time assist now, yeah.

• 1:04:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, that was a fantastic game. Okay, you are, okay.

• 1:05:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You just absolutely freaked out right in front of us.

• 1:05:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, my lips feel like they're falling off.

• 1:05:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Building off of last week, last week, I had you blindly rank, what are you?

• 1:05:10Peyton Hardin?

  There's so many things.

• 1:05:12Cameron Kennedy?

  So there's bags of chips, there's phones, remotes, there's a half eaten burrito, there's so much shit right here. Three beverages, one hasn't even been opened, two haven't been finished, here we go.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  Good morning to you, that's science.

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Last week, I had you blindly rank satisfactory things.

• 1:05:27Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:05:27Cameron Kennedy?

  We are gonna return that this week, and now you are going to blindly rank anxiety things, things that would spike or trigger your anxiety.

• 1:05:36Peyton Hardin?

  You literally just put anything, number one. Literally one. Okay, give me the, the, uh, uh, marker. Anxiety, Peyton has anxiety, everybody knows it, everybody hates it, here we go.

• 1:05:47Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna give you a list, and we're gonna make it quicker than last time.

• 1:05:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:05:51Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna fly through them, you understand the premise, one through.

• 1:05:54Peyton Hardin?

  We have to get a more practical board.

• 1:05:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, this is, it's an enormous board.

• 1:05:58Peyton Hardin?

  There's Diet Coke on here, here we go, how many?

• 1:06:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, let's go, we're gonna do seven.

• 1:06:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, too many.

• 1:06:04Cameron Kennedy?

  That's seven, it will be quick.

• 1:06:05Peyton Hardin?

  Do four, five.

• 1:06:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Four?

• 1:06:06Peyton Hardin?

  Do five.

• 1:06:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Do seven?

• 1:06:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, we're doing.

• 1:06:08Cameron Kennedy?

  We wanna read your brain.

• 1:06:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, no one does.

• 1:06:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Do seven?

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm doing five, I'm doing five.

• 1:06:11Cameron Kennedy?

  We're doing seven.

• 1:06:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do fucking five.

• 1:06:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Here we go. Thing, blindly rank, you don't know what's coming next. Here we go, first one, clogging a toilet.

• 1:06:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, where am I? Is it public clog?

• 1:06:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, public clog.

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  Clog, public clog a toilet, too, that's why I don't take public poos, that's one of the reasons, and I don't want people to smell my insides.

• 1:06:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, wha-

• 1:06:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's my, that's my personal, that's for me.

• 1:06:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, okay. The combination of a handshake that leads into a way too long of a conversation and they don't know when to leave.

• 1:06:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, that's up there.

• 1:06:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Bad handshake mixed with way too long of talking.

• 1:06:48Peyton Hardin?

  That's up there, but I have a solution for it, I'll walk away.

• 1:06:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, landing at four.

• 1:06:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hand. Shake.

• 1:06:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:06:57Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't even finish writing it.

• 1:06:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Walking into the room and immediately being the center of attention to everyone in there.

• 1:07:02Peyton Hardin?

  Getting used to it.

• 1:07:04Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go.

• 1:07:04Peyton Hardin?

  Getting used to it, so, attention, I'll put five.

• 1:07:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:07:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Knocking over a heavy and big object in public.

• 1:07:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, dude, no. But again, I have a remedy for that. I'll walk away.

• 1:07:21Peyton Hardin?

  Alright. And I've caused damages to stores and I have just walked. Knocking over. So what's my number one?

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  According to you, off this. Stuttering to a beautiful woman.

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, that's good.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  That's number one?

• 1:07:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's okay.

• 1:07:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Stuttering to a beautiful woman.

• 1:07:37Peyton Hardin?

  But with stuttering to a beautiful woman? That gives them an insight to who I am. You'll know me out the gate, be like, hey, I am freaking the out. Like, this is not normal.

• 1:07:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gorgeous and yes, I stink. Yes, that's me, you smell. I like the way you look. Don't breathe too much. My name's Peyton. I'm gonna write my number on this napkin. You don't have to use it and I might have fucked up because I have a slight case of dyslexia. You go, I'll see you never, goodbye. And you walk off.

• 1:08:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so I gotta re-rank these.

• 1:08:06Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you change, if anything?

• 1:08:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember what these are.

• 1:08:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what the fuck you wrote. What is that at five? What did you write? What does that say?

• 1:08:14Peyton Hardin?

  Attack?

• 1:08:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Attention. Oh, attention, attention, okay.

• 1:08:17Peyton Hardin?

  Attention, handshake. Knocking over, clog, stutter. I'll go clog at one.

• 1:08:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Clogs at one, okay. Clogging a public toilet at one.

• 1:08:27Peyton Hardin?

  And, okay.

• 1:08:31Peyton Hardin?

  Stuttering.

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Stuttering, beautiful woman.

• 1:08:34Peyton Hardin?

  What is this one?

• 1:08:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh.

• 1:08:35Peyton Hardin?

  Attack?

• 1:08:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what you're, I don't know what, oh, attention. Walking in the room and immediately being center of attention.

• 1:08:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna keep that at five.

• 1:08:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. So you got a messed up, a combo of a messed up handshake into a long conversation? Knocking over a big and loud object in public or stuttering to a beautiful woman?

• 1:08:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm putting knocking over at four.

• 1:08:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Knocking over at four?

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  That's not a four.

• 1:08:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a pitchfork.

• 1:08:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna do handshake at three.

• 1:08:59Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm gonna do stutter at two. That's my final, right there.

• 1:09:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Final list. Clogging a toilet is worse than stuttering to a beautiful woman, which is worse than, what is that? A handshake, bad handshake to a long conversation, which is worse than knocking over an object, which is worse than being the center of attention.

• 1:09:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Can we be honest though?

• 1:09:19Peyton Hardin?

  Can we be honest? I think you are more awkward than me, though.

• 1:09:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:09:22Peyton Hardin?

  I think you are.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, no.

• 1:09:25Peyton Hardin?

  I think you just do a good job of being so absent minded towards how you act.

• 1:09:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, hell, no.

• 1:09:30Peyton Hardin?

  I think so.

• 1:09:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, no.

• 1:09:31Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, you're ve- you-

• 1:09:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Paralysis by analysis. Shout out Steve Sharkey. Paralysis by analysis. That's you.

• 1:09:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying, you make things awkward. You are the-

• 1:09:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I thrive in-

• 1:09:44Peyton Hardin?

  You are the doer of the awkwardness. But like, not when you're intentionally being funny. Like, you just make shit weird. Like, like, and everybody around you knows it. Like, if we're in a, a group, like, a group setting, we're out in public, Cam's screaming obscenities. He's yelling, he's gonna see, thinks he has a superpower where no one can hear him. Since he got pregnant, it's gone.

• 1:10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:10:04Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody hears you, brother. You make things weird. But you just don't accept it. Regular people, you lose it, that's a part of your psychopath-ness.

• 1:10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm out of touch with reality.

• 1:10:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you're like, "It's fun world, rainbows and unicorns."

• 1:10:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's you.

• 1:10:20Peyton Hardin?

  We are all living in actual reality.

• 1:10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:10:22Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think, like, there's any validity to that?

• 1:10:25Cameron Kennedy?

  The only validity I would give you is the fact that I, I openly create awkward conversations because I thrive in them and I think they're funny. Now, I think y'all worry too much about surface things.

• 1:10:37Peyton Hardin?

  But it's not just that, I'm not saying-

• 1:10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  If that person wants to view me as a freak bag loser witch, that's what I am to them and I can't change it.

• 1:10:44Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's because you have nothing to lose. You'll go home to a pregnant wife and a, and a crooked dog.

• 1:10:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:10:49Peyton Hardin?

  And a 10,000 square foot house, you're like, "Hey, I am good."

• 1:10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:10:53Peyton Hardin?

  Us, on the other hand, we're lonely. Like, this human interaction is all we get for the day. Like, like, I'm not going home to shit but myself and my thoughts.

• 1:11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You're going home to an Arkansas rap boy.

• 1:11:06Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna get to him on Patreon. This guy. He almost got a five knuckle shovel.

• 1:11:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. You can't, huh?

• 1:11:19Peyton Hardin?

  Invincible! I love him. But yeah, no, you are more awkward than me. You just don't accept it.

• 1:11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother, I, I cause it. I was born in the awkward.

• 1:11:28Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, so, so if you're saying-

• 1:11:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You're adapted to it.

• 1:11:31Peyton Hardin?

  So you're saying I'm more awkward than you? That means you think you're cooler than me? Like you're more-

• 1:11:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't say I'm the cooler.

• 1:11:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's the opposite of it.

• 1:11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Opposite of awkward's cool?

• 1:11:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how I know you're li- no.

• 1:11:42Peyton Hardin?

  What's the opposite of awkward?

• 1:11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Normal. You can be normal and not be cool.

• 1:11:46Peyton Hardin?

  You can be normal and awkward.

• 1:11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  And you can be normal and not be cool. So they're not direct opposites. You can be awkward and cool.

• 1:11:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about-

• 1:11:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You are awkward and cool!

• 1:11:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm cool?

• 1:11:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you're awkward and cool!

• 1:11:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, how am I cool?

• 1:11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You're dope, you're sick.

• 1:11:58Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 1:11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You're cool, you got good swag, you can make good jokes. Sometimes you smell good, you have fun when you're out in public, but then at the same time, sometimes you're just like-

• 1:12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What's up, bro, hey?

• 1:12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I didn't even see the touchdown. Dude, this place, this place sucks. And then that's that to you. Sometimes you're that. Sometimes you're just like, oh, what up, bro, hey, great seeing you again, yeah, appreciate it. Oh, you, bro, you don't have to. Oh, I will if you do, bet. Cheers, bing, appreciate it, brother, hey. Rock on, dog. You go, rock on, dog.

• 1:12:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't act like that.

• 1:12:33Peyton Hardin?

  If there's anything that you could change to make me more cool in public, what would it be?

• 1:12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything to change to make you more cool? Um, huh, I would start with, your phone goes in your pocket and this, it's zipped up and it's broken to where you have, you have to be put in a hard situation, then you'll grow from it.

• 1:12:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, no, no, no.

• 1:12:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

• 1:12:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Teach him to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.

• 1:12:55Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. No, I think, I think me being on my phone so much in public adds to my aura.

• 1:13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't add to your aura.

• 1:13:03Peyton Hardin?

  Because it's so mysterious. Like, damn, we haven't seen his eyes look up.

• 1:13:07Cameron Kennedy?

  But then they realize on the other side of the street, they, you might, you might think, they think you're knocking down a big old business deal.

• 1:13:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:15Cameron Kennedy?

  In reality, you're watching a video of a small camel go, ah! Ah! We were, ah! We were in the middle of a club and there were so many pretty women around us and I was watching an otter collect ice in his stomach. And I was, everybody was so drunk, throwing ass, I was giggling at an otter.

• 1:13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Putting ice in his tummy.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  But it adds to my mystique. Okay, other than the phone, what else?

• 1:13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It adds to your mystique. I don't know, bro. You're cool. You're already cool.

• 1:13:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but there's nothing else where you're like, "Come on."

• 1:13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd probably, I'd probably maybe say like, "Stop playing the wall." I don't know. Sometimes you're just, you're a big guy. Like, you need to be out in the public. Sometimes when you're on that wall, you just look like a lurch. Like, you're just like, you're literally just there and you're just like... Like, you're just, you're too big to be on a wall. Yeah, be out in the middle of the room. Let everyone see you have a 360 bird's eye, rain bird view of everything. You can turn around, see what you need to see, and then you just operate.

• 1:14:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, I'm not doing that. But we just came off of "We listen and we don't judge," right?

• 1:14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Since we're being honest with each other, let's back and forth, name "icks" about each other.

• 1:14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 1:14:22Peyton Hardin?

  It's like "icks." Like, genuinely like, "Oh, that icks me when you do that."

• 1:14:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, you're gonna be sad then, because you probably got a lot of "icks" to me, and I don't have that many of you. I love you.

• 1:14:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, well, that's no fun.

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But I got a couple.

• 1:14:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so let's go. Let's go. I got a couple. Okay. You want me to go first, or you go first?

• 1:14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You.

• 1:14:38Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like the way, I don't like your volume level in public. Your volume in public really irritates me.

• 1:14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And it scares you oftentimes. Also, I will yell something, you go, "Oh, god, no, no, you're so close."

• 1:14:51Peyton Hardin?

  You literally make me have shame.

• 1:14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  In public. Secondhand shame is crazy.

• 1:14:57Peyton Hardin?

  I have no independence outside of you. If I'm, if people see me, they're like, "Oh, it's Cam's guy." And then you do that, and I'm like, now I'm attached to that.

• 1:15:05Cameron Kennedy?

  But now, but they'd love it sometimes.

• 1:15:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, they don't. That's the, you think people...

• 1:15:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm that twisted? I'm that far gone?

• 1:15:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Uh, I don't like that your average screen time is 19 hours a day. I don't like that. I don't like that.

• 1:15:19Peyton Hardin?

  That icks you?

• 1:15:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't agree with it. That icks the shit out of me.

• 1:15:21Peyton Hardin?

  Why, though? What shouldn't, it has literally no effect on your personal life.

• 1:15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it does. It literally does. I will be sitting on your couch, watching a show with you. I gaze to my left, and you're like this. I already saw that part, bro. Enjoy, though. Yeah, she dies in like 10 minutes. And I go, "Are you, you're an asshole." So it does affect me. Your turn.

• 1:15:43Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like how often you're in your nose.

• 1:15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so, it's so uncomforting.

• 1:15:54Peyton Hardin?

  Can I defend this one?

• 1:15:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:15:56Peyton Hardin?

  Can I defend this one?

• 1:15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Am I in it year round? Yes. Now, before we deep dive, right? It is very heightened. It is, it is a spike, a bullish turn, if you would.

• 1:16:06Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 1:16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  When it's winter, when it starts getting cold, I get scabs, sores, pimples, boogers. They all come in and I oftentimes, it's one of those things, it's irritating you, so I can scratch it off and break the, break the seal. I will bleed a little bit. Now, I'm not gonna lie, I'll bleed a little, but it gives me that relief.

• 1:16:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's ying and yang.

• 1:16:25Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:16:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I leave it to where I feel confusion and uncomfort the whole time?

• 1:16:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Or do I just rip it out and I bleed?

• 1:16:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Okay.

• 1:16:32Cameron Kennedy?

  So that's that.

• 1:16:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:16:33Peyton Hardin?

  Name another ick.

• 1:16:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't like when you misplace or forget things and you blame it on everyone else except yourself. Dude, where's my, where's my sunglasses, bro? No, I, literally, I didn't even have them last. Like, you, you had them. You were trying to play and act like you could even wear them and look as good as me and I had to... I, okay, y'all gas that, though. Y'all gas that. You can't ask that rat.

• 1:16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  We gas it?

• 1:16:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:16:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You will misplace something and it is immediately someone else's fault.

• 1:16:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's not true.

• 1:16:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is.

• 1:17:00Peyton Hardin?

  I will look for it for an hour. If I can't find it, it can't be me.

• 1:17:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is!

• 1:17:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, it can't.

• 1:17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is.

• 1:17:05Peyton Hardin?

  I've looked everywhere. I've looked at my common spots.

• 1:17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mind is going a thousand miles a minute, which is fine. That's fine. But that is the reason that you forget things.

• 1:17:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You'll put, you think you put your phone in your glove box, little do you know, it's in your left sneaker, up on your, in your, and it's like, why is it there? Don't know, but in the moment, it made sense to you.

• 1:17:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:17:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:17:24Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like the way you publicly walk.

• 1:17:27Peyton Hardin?

  I, it's too outward and it is unsettling. Everybody watches, everybody flinches.

• 1:17:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I don't like the way you publicly walk.

• 1:17:37Peyton Hardin?

  How do I publicly walk?

• 1:17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Your ankles clack loud as shit and your upper traps are way too tight. That's how, okay, I walk out like a goof and you walk like, you're, you're stiff, like you're, you're ready for something.

• 1:17:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:17:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:17:50Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like the way you show affection to your dog.

• 1:17:54Peyton Hardin?

  So, you make everyone have anxiety. It's like, are we gonna cross the line?

• 1:18:04Peyton Hardin?

  Are we about to cross the line?

• 1:18:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my cheeks are cramping.

• 1:18:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you want to keep going? You know I got a long, we can end it now.

• 1:18:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You went first. I gotta go one back. I gotta get my.

• 1:18:15Peyton Hardin?

  This is your last one.

• 1:18:16Cameron Kennedy?

  My last one, my last one. Okay. Uh, I don't like how it takes you maybe six weeks to clean your clothes. I don't like that. It takes you so long. It takes you oh so long.

• 1:18:29Peyton Hardin?

  You want to go there?

• 1:18:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I 100% do my laundry quicker than you.

• 1:18:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm talking about everything else you do. I don't like how it takes you six hours to send a text that's been open on your phone that you've been holding. You take, you'll have it open on your phone. Keep your phone alive, keep refreshing it to make sure it doesn't lock and you still won't send a text.

• 1:18:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, listen up, big guy. Crippling ADHD. It cripples and haunts me daily.

• 1:18:57Peyton Hardin?

  Same. That's why I don't wash my clothes.

• 1:19:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Touche.

• 1:19:01Peyton Hardin?

  There we go. That's for me.

• 1:19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That was good. That was good. Hey, it's, I like this once a week therapy that we got going on.

• 1:19:07Peyton Hardin?

  Very good.

• 1:19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't like your haircut.

• 1:19:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kidding.

• 1:19:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I like it.

• 1:19:13Peyton Hardin?

  I do, I do like it.

• 1:19:14Cameron Kennedy?

  My wife likes it. I guess it's all that matters. I do, I, okay.

• 1:19:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever had this in a relationship? If not, you will.

• 1:19:21Peyton Hardin?

  I've had a lot go wrong.

• 1:19:22Cameron Kennedy?

  When you're, no, when your girl says, I like it. That's all that matters. I want to be like, I love you to death. That's literally not all that matters. That is not all that matters.

• 1:19:31Peyton Hardin?

  It matters maybe the most.

• 1:19:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that might be on number one of the list. There's still two down to 100.

• 1:19:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie. Doesn't even matter the most because you're gonna be here regardless.

• 1:19:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna, I could be bald. I could literally have a rock of a head and you're gonna go to sleep right next to me.

• 1:19:46Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, hey, my child's inside you right now. You're not going anywhere.

• 1:19:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you gonna go back to Soldier Creek? No, you like this.

• 1:19:52Peyton Hardin?

  I kind of care what my peers and my friends say more than my girl. I love my girl way more than them.

• 1:19:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:19:59Peyton Hardin?

  Top of the list importance in my life, but when it comes to my haircut, sorry babe.

• 1:20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  She's gonna be here regardless.

• 1:20:05Peyton Hardin?

  You're gonna love me. I'm gonna love you.

• 1:20:07Cameron Kennedy?

  My wife makes fun of my closet.

• 1:20:09Peyton Hardin?

  Huh?

• 1:20:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Now I'm just venting. Okay. My wife makes fun of my closet.

• 1:20:12Peyton Hardin?

  Sucks.

• 1:20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't.

• 1:20:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it doesn't. Do I need to get rid of a lot of garments? Yes.

• 1:20:16Peyton Hardin?

  You, okay, Cam, you're 26 father to be. A lot of that shit needs to go to the local middle school. Like it has to, bro. You like, you're, you're living a life that's not.

• 1:20:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I like, bro, I like dressing the way I dress, bitch.

• 1:22:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He just looks guilty, dawg.

• 1:22:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, I'm sure somewhere on tour I asked him to do one too many tasks and he went to that green room.

• 1:23:05Peyton Hardin?

  This is dangerous. This is dangerous. Okay, we're just having, okay, we're starting to get into that inappropriate side. We gotta go over to Patreon. We gotta head over to Patreon. We'll continue this and we have a lot of updates on Patreon and a crazy convo coming. So, Cam, get us out of here, buddy.

• 1:23:21Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, all lovers and loverettes, we absolutely love you and appreciate you coming back. Episode 143 of the You Should Know Podcast. That was his gibbly bits and they might've been out to the world.

• 1:23:29Peyton Hardin?

  I forgot we were filming. We gotta go to Patreon.

• 1:23:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Episode 143 was another fantastic one. We love and appreciate you for coming back. Confuse the casuals and get your good karma with this week's secret code. PPA.

• 1:23:47Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton's party accu- actions.

• 1:23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton's panic attack. He had a full-blown meltdown. He said he felt like his lips were melting.

• 1:23:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That was incredible for me to watch, not being rude to you, but that was hilarious. PPA, leave it everywhere. Leave it in the Twitch streams. Leave it in the Discord, leave it on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube. PPA. Prove that you are a day one. You're real, you're true, and we love you. Confuse the casuals. Everything you need to know is linked to the description below. Everything is there. We absolutely love y'all. Can't wait to see you next week.

• 1:24:19Peyton Hardin?

  And remember, one out of 10 Qualia Bears don't make it home to Christmas. We'll see ya next time. We love ya. See ya on Patreon. Head over to Qualia Club, baby. It's up over there.

• 1:24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  We're going to Qualia Club right now. Woo. All right, goodbye.

• 1:24:31Peyton Hardin?

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