HEDGE OF PROTECTION Ft. Brittany Broski | Episode 193

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Brittany and Drew reunite for the final episode of spooky season. They discuss whether ghouls are real, talk about the paranormal presence in Drew’s hallway, Brittany working at Claire’s as a teen, complex drive-thru orders, awkward celebrity encounters, and so much more. Brittany IG: https://www.instagram.com/brittany_broski/?hl=en Brittany Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_broski?lang=en Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion. Get beauty from people who get beauty, Only at Sephora Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:59Speaker 02

  What are your kind of opinions on ghouls?

• 1:05Drew Afualo?

  Ghouls, just generally speaking?

• 1:07Speaker 02

  Generally, ghouls.

• 1:08Drew Afualo?

  Well, if they came here legally, I wouldn't care.

• 1:14Drew Afualo?

  Obviously, I wouldn't care. Just go through the process like everyone else.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  Through process, through process.

• 1:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, obviously.

• 1:24Drew Afualo?

  Hey, everyone, and welcome back to the final spooky season Halloween episode of the comment section starring me, your fave who cares about me. Onto the guest today, we have my sister, my blood, my brother in Christ herself, back for an all-star, Brittany Broski.

• 1:42Speaker 02

  Toss, toss.

• 1:43Drew Afualo?

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• 2:19Speaker 02

  Look at the magic we've made with your product.

• 2:23Drew Afualo?

  When life gives you lemons.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  You make Elphaba and Galinda.

• 2:28Drew Afualo?

  You make fat Elphaba and Galinda.

• 2:30Speaker 02

  Plus size mid.

• 2:33Drew Afualo?

  Body positive Elphaba and body positive Galinda.

• 2:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, woke, the woke girls.

• 2:39Drew Afualo?

  Woke Elphaba alert.

• 2:41Speaker 02

  Woke Elphaba's in the building.

• 2:42Drew Afualo?

  Oh, great. Anyways, welcome back. This is your third time here. How's it feel?

• 2:47Speaker 02

  It feels like the first time, every single time.

• 2:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, because, fun fact, not a lot of people know this about us. You coming as a guest on this show was the very first time we ever met.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  It is true.

• 2:59Drew Afualo?

  It was the very first time we ever met in person. And then we went to Legoland a couple of days later.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  We did do Legoland and something shifted at Legoland.

• 3:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  An energy shift occurred.

• 3:08Drew Afualo?

  Energy shifted and we were like, some people aren't gonna make it past a certain point at this point.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 3:13Drew Afualo?

  But thankfully, we persevered.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  We did.

• 3:15Drew Afualo?

  We girl bossed.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  I'm telling you, we girl bossed, we overcame, and that, I think we realized very quickly we're cut from the same cloth.

• 3:21Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I know. I remember you told, you had texted me at one point, "I knew you were a nerd freak weirdo. I smelled it on you."

• 3:30Speaker 02

  It reeks.

• 3:31Drew Afualo?

  Well, and clearly, look at us now. What the fuck?

• 3:35Speaker 02

  It got worse.

• 3:36Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, obviously, it's worsened.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  It worsened.

• 3:38Drew Afualo?

  The condition has worsened.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  It's terminal.

• 3:40Drew Afualo?

  Now, just you and Caleb are the only ones I've had on three times.

• 3:44Speaker 02

  I am honored.

• 3:45Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, same. I think, I think that first episode too is when we talked about my fanfiction for the first time.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, the Joe Bros fanfiction.

• 3:52Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we talked, and I said the diabetes was a huge part of the movie's plot. Sorry.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  Did we say that it was kinda like on American Idol when to get accepted, you had to have a sob story?

• 4:03Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah, that's true.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  You interwove that in your fanfiction.

• 4:06Drew Afualo?

  I brought that when life imitates art.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  Exactly. And now, you're a for real fanfiction writer.

• 4:12Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, now we've met them in person.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  True.

• 4:14Drew Afualo?

  And we both were like, sure, sure.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Short.

• 4:21Drew Afualo?

  Short. Yes, short, tiny, strange.

• 4:25Speaker 02

  Weird.

• 4:25Drew Afualo?

  Talented. Talented, a little weird.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Caucasian.

• 4:29Drew Afualo?

  Yes. Word association.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  Yes. Exactly.

• 4:34Drew Afualo?

  What's been up with you lately? What's going on with you?

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Girl.

• 4:37Drew Afualo?

  Anything new?

• 4:38Speaker 02

  I just finished a book last night.

• 4:39Drew Afualo?

  Which one?

• 4:40Speaker 02

  I was dressed like this in a book club.

• 4:43Drew Afualo?

  It's my show. We talk about what I want.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 4:46Drew Afualo?

  On my show.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Um, I finished Babel by R.F. Quang.

• 4:49Drew Afualo?

  Okay, tea.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  Dude. For everyone who recommended it to me, I was like, hey, I'll get to it, I'll get to it. Read it and I'm like, this is so, so me. It's about, it's like dark academia mixed with anti-colonialism and the way that, because her name's Rebecca Quang, the way that Rebecca kind of interweaves very heavy and difficult and complex topics into like, it's a fantasy at the end of the day. Like, it's a fantasy novel. And it's set in like 1830s Victorian England and the lead character is a mixed Chinese, English student. And it all revolves around like him and the exploitation of his language and his culture to, and it talks

• 5:31Speaker 02

  about how the British Empire covets that which it exploits the most. Like, which it is set to destroy.

• 5:38Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  It was so good!

• 5:40Drew Afualo?

  Okay, tea.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  It was so good. I think you'd, if you're into that kind of, I know you're into fantasy.

• 5:44Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  Anyway, I don't know what that was on my neck.

• 5:49Drew Afualo?

  Was anyone else scared?

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Was it, who else was scared? What did you say when I appeared in the hallway earlier?

• 5:55Drew Afualo?

  Oh yeah, what was Carrie, Carrie's, what was that?

• 5:57Speaker 02

  What was that?

• 5:58Drew Afualo?

  What was that?

• 5:58Speaker 02

  In the window just now.

• 6:00Drew Afualo?

  I think I see something looking at me through that window.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  James?

• 6:08Drew Afualo?

  Me and Dave were saying this about the summer I turned pretty, we kept making this joke, we were going, every time I saw that motherfucker come on screen, I was like, oh my god, bro. Who invited this guy?

• 6:19Speaker 02

  This guy again.

• 6:20Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god, bro. Get your ass on.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  What the, oh hell no, man. What the fuck?

• 6:29Drew Afualo?

  I love that, that part of my brain raw, but I'm also fearful of it every day. I feel like it spreads like a disease every day.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta hit your head.

• 6:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 6:37Speaker 02

  Enough.

• 6:40Drew Afualo?

  Quiet, enough, enough, the voices.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  The voices tell you to do this.

• 6:46Drew Afualo?

  Well.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, I listen.

• 6:48Drew Afualo?

  Well, obviously. Well, I'm happy for you that you finished that book and you enjoyed it.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Thanks, what have you been reading?

• 6:53Drew Afualo?

  I read Bridge Kingdom recently, it was recommended to me.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  Ooh, what's the like, ma- is it magic system?

• 6:59Drew Afualo?

  No, not really. Is there magic in it? No, there's not really magic in it, it's just like different kingdoms fighting against each other for control over this one bridge.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 7:07Drew Afualo?

  And this one girl like marries a guy like that she's trying to find out the secrets to the bridge. It sounds complicated as fuck, which it is, but I had a blast reading it.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  It's like political intrigue?

• 7:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it's very politicized and like what people think is true versus what's actually true, that type of shit.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  I like that, I like that.

• 7:24Drew Afualo?

  And then her uh being a Benedict Arnold, I was fucking with it.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 7:27Drew Afualo?

  Kind of flipping both sides. Loved it.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  Great history reference.

• 7:31Drew Afualo?

  Hello.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  Her being like a Frederick Douglass.

• 7:35Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, right.

• 7:40Drew Afualo?

  Right, right.

• 7:41Speaker 02

  Right, right.

• 7:41Drew Afualo?

  She's cooking, let her cook.

• 7:45Drew Afualo?

  I did try to read this one though recently called When the Moon Hatched.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Dragons, right?

• 7:50Drew Afualo?

  Yes, dragons.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  It's on my shelf.

• 7:51Drew Afualo?

  It's like sci-fi and dragons.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  Say less.

• 7:54Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, so I was trying to read it and this is how I describe it to days. I felt like the dumbest bitch alive reading it, like.

• 7:59Speaker 02

  Why?

• 8:00Drew Afualo?

  Because I generally can like, even if I don't understand something, I was like, I'll come back to it if it's really that confusing to me, but I'm sure I'll put it together. I told her, I felt like they were talking in code. Like the whole movie, I felt like walked into and got his Dooku coins and turned to some guy, he had eyes red slits. Who is that? Who are you? Am I here? I'm literally like, I had to read the same page 50,000 times. And you know, there's a character called Count Dooku in Star Wars. I told Jason, I felt like a big Count Dooku head the whole time I was reading it.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Ah!

• 8:29Drew Afualo?

  This is making me feel like a Dooku head and you're not gonna make me feel dumb. Not when I'm trying to have fun.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 8:34Drew Afualo?

  I'm trying to have fun, read my little fantasy things and this is making me feel stupid.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  And you're making me read Count Dudu a hundred times on the same page?

• 8:40Drew Afualo?

  Count Dooku head, Count, Count Dooku head ass core, that's how I felt. Reading it and I was like, man, fuck this book.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  Fuck this dumbass book.

• 8:47Drew Afualo?

  Fuck this dumbass, I didn't want to read about these dumbass dragons anyways, fuck this book. I'm getting pissed off. I was like so angry, I was like, I'll come back to it.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  I uh recently purchased something that I need to make you aware of.

• 8:57Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  And I brought it here today, so I'll show it to you later. I was at a bookstore and I'm by the fidget section, okay?

• 9:04Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Cause I like to fidget.

• 9:06Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  And on the table I see a 3D printed fidget dragon.

• 9:11Drew Afualo?

  Coped. Might as well have had your name on it. Picture.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  Belongs to.

• 9:16Drew Afualo?

  It said return to sender, return if lost, return to, it's like your license.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  It had my passport number on it, what the fuck? And so of course I bought it with my credit card.

• 9:26Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  And I brought it home and that thing, it's like a sensory slug.

• 9:30Drew Afualo?

  Love that.

• 9:31Speaker 02

  You know those things?

• 9:32Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, where you can curl them up.

• 9:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:33Drew Afualo?

  What's funny is you sent me a video of you playing with it. So I did remember what, but I wasn't sure if it was the dragon that you had bought.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  You have to tell them that.

• 9:41Drew Afualo?

  You sent me a video of you playing with it. I literally saved it. She was like, I'll let you touch it when I come over next time. But you can't have this one. This one's mine.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  You can't have this one, actually. And don't let Squid touch it. He'll break it.

• 9:53Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god, Squid, Jason, you know, Jason loves those little ugly little babies that she puts on her bag charms.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  Not the Sunny Angels.

• 10:00Drew Afualo?

  No, she loves those. She loves like the Labubus, but she loves all of them. Like

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:03Drew Afualo?

  There's ones called Cry Babies and all that stuff.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  I watched your unboxing. I do, I'm familiar.

• 10:07Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, she has one called Amaymay. That was like her favorite one. She left her purse on the ground in my house and like we both left. And I found Squid like fucking around with something and I was like, what is that? And I went over, Squid chewed off half her face. I said, when I saw it, I said, Squid, she's gonna kill me.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  She'll kill you.

• 10:28Drew Afualo?

  I said, she loves this one.

• 10:30Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 10:31Drew Afualo?

  Favorite one. But he thought they were toys because they were like hanging. So he just like took it and he was like sucking on the face of it. So like half her eye and her eyebrows gone. What did you do to this hoe?

• 10:43Speaker 02

  You fucked that bitch up.

• 10:44Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god. How lo- how long did I leave you alone? I know. I told Jason, I was like, I have really bad news. My parents came over and I was telling my parents and my dad goes, she's gonna be pissed. I was like, I know she loves that thing. I was literally hiding it in my pantry and I was like, I'm just gonna break it to her at a certain point.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  You're like wringing your hands.

• 11:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and I was telling her, I was like, dude, I have something to tell you. It wasn't me, it was Squid.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  If it was you, that'd be worse.

• 11:13Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  Sucked half the face off.

• 11:15Drew Afualo?

  Me gnawing on it. I was like, I love a fidget toy, too.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm kinda crazy.

• 11:20Drew Afualo?

  It's good when I'm teething. Only when I'm teething, though.

• 11:23Speaker 02

  I'm teething. And then I get really nervous.

• 11:26Drew Afualo?

  Anyway. That's like the clip I did with Dace this week where I was talking about Glenn Powell.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  Where you said, he's thirty.

• 11:33Drew Afualo?

  I was like, he's literally like in his forties. Am I wrong? Like, me so confident. I was like, he's mid-forties. No.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:39Drew Afualo?

  And then she looks it up, thirty-six.

• 11:43Speaker 02

  I feel horrible.

• 11:43Drew Afualo?

  I said my condolences.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:45Drew Afualo?

  But the funny thing is, like, I've made fun of him, like, a couple times on Too Many Girls. A couple, a handful of times.

• 11:52Speaker 02

  Glenn or Charles?

• 11:53Drew Afualo?

  No, no, Glenn Powell.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Glenn.

• 11:55Drew Afualo?

  Ten, maybe fifteen times tops. And, and it's all in good fun. And then, I'm not kidding, like, I don't know who took that from there, but like, I've done quite a few interviews this year where they've asked me, so like, what's your deal with Glenn Powell? And I'm like, I don't dislike.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  Not becoming a thing?

• 12:12Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I was like, I don't dislike, I don't dislike him. I can't have a little fun. Girl can't have a little fun. I made fun of Austin Butler's Elvis accent for over a year. Nobody, nobody asked me once about that motherfucker.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  Nobody came at me sideways for that.

• 12:25Drew Afualo?

  Nobody cared when I was saying, that dude's from Anaheim. What the fuck do you mean?

• 12:30Drew Afualo?

  I was like, that dude lives twenty minutes from Disneyland and Angel Stadium. What do you mean you can't get rid of us?

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Oh, mama.

• 12:38Drew Afualo?

  What do you mean you can't get rid of the southern accent? What do you mean you need another dialect coach to decondition you? What are you talking about?

• 12:45Speaker 02

  Me and I lie. Me and I lie for attention. So true.

• 12:48Drew Afualo?

  Oh, me too. Also, this is so random, too, but I just found out recently one of the roles I read for and like, got a callback for, but didn't end up getting. Obviously, because I'm still dressed like this doing this. Because I do plan on, when I blow up, I will forget everybody. I do plan on doing that. At some point. Uh, I saw, like, in the main cast, I saw who got cast in the role that I read for. But opposite her, like, the love interest was a Samwon dude I've never seen before. And I said, oh, now you want to start casting them? They probably, I was like, and what if, me telling my team it's not true? Me telling, and what if they were like, one too many Samwon people, kick that bitch off?

• 13:25Speaker 02

  We know who to cut.

• 13:26Drew Afualo?

  I was like, oh, only one per group, huh? Only one per group, whatever.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 13:31Drew Afualo?

  You watched any good movies lately?

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Um, movie.

• 13:39Drew Afualo?

  Or TV shows.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  I just binged House of Guinness.

• 13:43Drew Afualo?

  Oh, yeah, that's right. That's so funny. I, I watched the trailer for it and I was like, I will be coming back to this.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Naturally.

• 13:49Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Was it good?

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Yes, it was good. I will say, there were parts of it, because you know, I'm all up in and around the Irish shit. I'm all up in there. Fontaine's DC, kneecap, all these like Irish artists, they synced the music to the show and at times it felt like, ah, this is reaching. You know what I mean?

• 14:07Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  But I really enjoyed it because the story of the Guinness family is so, you know, they're like the American kind of Vanderbilt or Rockefeller's.

• 14:13Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  Foundational family to Dublin and whatever. I enjoyed it. Um, there is rock hard hog in it. So.

• 14:21Drew Afualo?

  No way.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, full frontal hog.

• 14:23Drew Afualo?

  No way. Uncut, obviously.

• 14:25Speaker 02

  Uncut hog.

• 14:26Drew Afualo?

  Obviously, because they're British or Irish. My bad.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 14:29Drew Afualo?

  Don't want to be disrespectful.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  And it is uncut. Why is that a thing?

• 14:34Drew Afualo?

  Uh, like for whiteys or like Europeans?

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Is it? Well, I guess culturally I do have a question.

• 14:40Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I, I'm honestly not sure. I feel like religion is, plays a role in it, whether you are or not, right? I don't know. Unsure.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  Jarvis, could we?

• 14:50Drew Afualo?

  Jarvis, make it uncut.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Jarvis, show me uncut versus cut.

• 14:55Drew Afualo?

  Jarvis, show me the history of uncut.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Pull up the circumcision Wikipedia.

• 15:02Drew Afualo?

  Shut the fuck up. And then I'm like, no one takes me seriously as an actress.

• 15:09Speaker 02

  Because it's a dude and not me.

• 15:10Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, no one gives a fuck about me being an actress.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 15:13Drew Afualo?

  Maybe that's why.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  You want to know what? Because you're seeing Jarvis pull up uncut.

• 15:17Drew Afualo?

  Right, right, right, right.

• 15:18Speaker 02

  Um, I, the green looks scary like natural on you. Like it really is complimenting, complimenting you.

• 15:24Drew Afualo?

  Period.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  I think it's really gorgeous.

• 15:26Drew Afualo?

  Honestly, period. Maybe I will go like this and they'll think I'm just like dressed like Jim Carrey from The Mask. To my next event, because I'm going to be wearing a suit too.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, you like, and the thing about women in power is.

• 15:36Drew Afualo?

  A serious panel.

• 15:39Speaker 02

  With black lip whiner. Like intersectional feminism is just.

• 15:45Drew Afualo?

  Do you remember recently when I was telling you about a shoot that I was like supposed to do? And then I was like, under, I explained this whole story to my crew, the real story, but I was like explaining how in my job description, the byline they wrote. Everyone else has had something very awesome and mine said viral body positive influencer.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  No.

• 16:08Drew Afualo?

  Hey, um, what the fuck is that? Um, hmm. And then I literally called you to tell you because I knew you were having a bad day. I was like, well, this will make you feel better. They put that as my byline and I was like, they're gonna make me the fatty.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:22Drew Afualo?

  A token fatty.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  Token fatty and can you talk about being fat? Please, if you don't mind.

• 16:27Drew Afualo?

  The thing about the fat thing is, have you seen that audio on TikTok? And they're like, okay, so you are fat. And here's the thing with the fat thing. That's how it feels.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  You are fat. Here's the thing about the fat thing. Literally, they said that to you.

• 16:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they said that to me. They called me big fatty on main.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Big, big fatty.

• 16:43Drew Afualo?

  Big old fatty on main.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Every day I log on to tiktok.gov, get called big fatty. When will it end?

• 16:50Drew Afualo?

  Me too. And it's also like, it's kind of, I recently, I was talking to Dace about this when a certain woman tagged me in an Instagram story that I assume, I can only assume, was meant to be complimentary to me. But she tagged me and other people that she also, I think, considers big fatties. And I, it was like the third tile in like a 10 tile story, so I didn't see the rest of it. But she was like, these are tagged below, these are women, this is her talking to the camera. These are women who don't care about their bodies. Like, they don't care about fitting into a mold. They don't care if you're attracted to them. You should follow women like this. Tag me.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  Now, hold on.

• 17:30Drew Afualo?

  It was me, in me, and I'll tell you who the other people were, but I, I'm literally gonna cover, but it was literally me.

• 17:37Drew Afualo?

  Me and when my twins roll up. And obviously, she's not that woman who tagged me in that is not bigger at all. She's not bigger bodied at all.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Her trying to be inclusive, girl, get the fuck out of my face.

• 17:52Drew Afualo?

  And this was the first time when I told this story, I don't even remember why, but I told this story to my therapist. This is the first time I made her laugh out loud for real.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 18:00Drew Afualo?

  Because I told her the whole story and I said, like, if you're gonna call me a big fat bitch on main, why don't you just say that? And I said, and you know why? It's like offensive and they're like, I think it was meant to be a compliment. The reason why it's not a compliment, and you know this because you get it all the time too, is because they're not saying, I think you're so beautiful. They're saying, I can't believe that you still think you're beautiful. And I find that badass.

• 18:25Speaker 02

  Exactly. That's punk.

• 18:29Drew Afualo?

  I think that's so girl boss that you don't care that men think you're fucking gross.

• 18:34Speaker 02

  No, yeah, when people tell you that you're brave.

• 18:38Drew Afualo?

  Cause I'm wearing a two piece. They're like, you're so brave.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  You are so brave.

• 18:43Drew Afualo?

  You're so brave. I love that you don't care that your big belly is showing. Like, I've had people being like, I used to be so insecure about my belly. And now that you, someone literally once, this was around Coachella time, I remember that distinctly because my belly was out a couple of times at Coachella and that is imperative information to the story. She commented on one of my things and she was like, love your outfit, girl. Also, I used to, I forget the exact verbiage, probably on purpose because it hurt my feelings. But she's like, I used to have like, a frowny face belly button.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  Now, why would you?

• 19:17Drew Afualo?

  And she's like, I used to be so embarrassed of it, but now that I see you don't care when it's out, that makes me feel confident too, I said. And you know what's funny is I genuinely said out loud to myself, I'm not looking that up.

• 19:31Drew Afualo?

  I don't need to know. I don't need to know and I don't want to know because it's, it's nothing about that is gonna make me feel good.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  No.

• 19:38Drew Afualo?

  I don't need that information.

• 19:39Speaker 02

  This is so like, you're gonna laugh at this, but I know you'll understand. Were you ever like, like pudgy growing up, like fat? I was fat as a kid. You like make fun of yourself to other girls or your friends or whatever? I would cup my belly fat like this and say, look at the bagel.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  Cause my belly button's a fucking hole. It is a circular hole. You know the skinny girl belly button that's like, like a stretched out penny? Girl, mine is a fucking hole. I would say bagel.

• 20:16Drew Afualo?

  It's a frowny face belly button like mine.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  What are you talking about? Frowny face? Don't piss me off.

• 20:24Drew Afualo?

  That's why when I let it go, I'm not looking that up. I don't need to know. I don't fucking need, I, you keep that. I don't want it. You can have it. I'm not even, but I will think about it for the rest of my life. That is for sure. I will think about it for the rest of my life. Just like the wall-eyed thing. Like someone told me I was wall-eyed. Same thing with that. Same thing with the fucking pot of greed. If I could delete one joke I've ever made about myself, it would be the pot of greed thing. Purely because I'm sick of men pretending they made it up and using it against me. But I was like, that was funny the one time I told the story.

• 20:51Speaker 02

  That's the thing.

• 20:52Drew Afualo?

  But see, no one can cut deep quite like that.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  Exactly. Cause it has.

• 20:55Drew Afualo?

  Frowny face belly button? That made me lock my phone for a minute.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  That got, that got close.

• 20:59Drew Afualo?

  I had to get off my phone and go look outside for a bit. And really think, is this something I want to keep doing?

• 21:07Speaker 02

  Who am I?

• 21:09Drew Afualo?

  Could I get a job after everything I've said on the internet? Who knows? Like a regular job.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. What are my trade skills?

• 21:16Drew Afualo?

  I need to go learn a trade.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  It really is that serious sometimes.

• 21:24Drew Afualo?

  I'm telling, oh, I'm sick to my stomach, dude. Like that's.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Bagel.

• 21:29Drew Afualo?

  Bagel.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  Book a bagel.

• 21:34Speaker 02

  And guess what? It killed every time. You gotta laugh.

• 21:37Drew Afualo?

  So really, I guess who really won in the end?

• 21:40Speaker 02

  Look, look where we are now.

• 21:42Drew Afualo?

  I did one time at a, one of my friends, my friends in high school, like she had an older brother that everybody like really liked. But I remember we were at her house, like with all our friends once and it was cold outside and I, you know, like little jean shorts were like super in, in, at the time. So I was like, damn, it's cold. And she goes, oh, I'll get you some sweats. And I was like, ah, cause she's like smaller than me. And then she goes, no, I'll get them for my brother. He's like, cause he's way bigger than me.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Now, relax, relax.

• 22:10Drew Afualo?

  First of all, then she gets them, nothing worse, they're skin tight. They look painted on my ass, like, literally, like, you know when they don't even go up that high? So they're like, they're almost pinching you in more? It's like, it feels like, you look mustard bottle, but not in a good way.

• 22:26Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 22:26Drew Afualo?

  You know what I mean? Like, you're just...

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Your brother's low-rise sweat.

• 22:29Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. You know, when you're putting them, pulling them out, they're like...

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, okay, oh my god, oh my god!

• 22:45Drew Afualo?

  I have some fun facts about you.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  Oh shit, okay.

• 22:48Drew Afualo?

  I don't even remember what we were talking about, but I, I, I wanna get to your fun facts, because we have quite a few.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  Okay, let's do it.

• 22:52Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this first one, I, I, she asked me if I knew anything about you, and I was like, yeah, things we can't share.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  Not to be revealed.

• 23:01Drew Afualo?

  Uh, you were a member of the International Thespian Society, Texas A&M?

• 23:05Speaker 02

  I was.

• 23:06Drew Afualo?

  And how was that?

• 23:07Speaker 02

  Um, it was actually in high school, I was more active as a thespian.

• 23:11Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  And I identify as a thespian. Um, yeah, it was great, I got inducted, it's this whole, like, weird culty thing, and then all for, like, me to not give a shit. Like, I dropped out, like, I don't give a fuck, because they asked me to pay? I'm not doing all that, I thought this was an honor. Why are you asking for my money?

• 23:26Drew Afualo?

  I'm not feeling honored when I have to give up my money.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 23:29Drew Afualo?

  That's, I was in something called, uh, the International Scholar Society in college.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 23:34Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and I went to something called ScholarCon, don't know if anyone's familiar.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  It's like MagCon?

• 23:42Drew Afualo?

  It was like nerd.

• 23:47Drew Afualo?

  Me and Matty B.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Oh, miss him.

• 23:50Drew Afualo?

  And Cameron Dallas, and Shawn Mendes.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 23:53Drew Afualo?

  Miss Shawn. Oh, miss, ah, I wish he was here.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  I do wish he was here.

• 23:57Drew Afualo?

  I wish he was here. Uh, no, I went to ScholarCon. Twice in Florida. Well, no, I only went once, actually. That was my first time flying alone.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 24:05Drew Afualo?

  And I remember when I went, I was like, I was super, like, my mom was like, you should go, like, it'll be a good networking thing. Of course, my mom says that. I'm seventeen, I'm like, I don't give a fuck about networking. Okay, fine. So like, I went, I remember I went and I was like, okay, need to make friends. Like, that was my first time, I was like, have to make friends. And I was like, well, roommate, obviously, I'll be friends with my roommate. Like, that's easy. And I, and I'm like, literally sitting on the bed, like, waiting for her to get there. I was like, perfect, I'm gonna, we're gonna key, her and I are gonna girl out, we're gonna queen out. She comes in, she's fifty-eight, and she was so, so, so nice, but she really was almost sixty years old, I remember that distinctly, and she was getting her second PhD.

• 24:43Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, oh, I was like, well, like, I was like, well, do you wanna go to lunch? Like, I was like, well, I made, I made, I like, was like, planning on going to eat with her. She's like, yeah. And then we went to lunch, and she was so nice and so sweet and so smart, but I asked her, like, what do you do for a living? And she was like, oh, I counsel, um, like, people after they've, uh, been assaulted. And she tells me that, and I go,

• 25:07Drew Afualo?

  Hmm, right. And she was like, what do you do? I was like, I'm a freshman in college. She was like, well, that's nice. And I was like, yeah, and I remember that night, a lot of the kids were going to, like, a pool to go swim and drink and shit. And I was like, do you wanna come with me? Like, just trying to be polite. And she was all ready for bed, she was reading her book, she goes, I remember, she goes, no, baby, I don't wanna go.

• 25:30Speaker 02

  And say that, by the way. She was right.

• 25:33Drew Afualo?

  All right, tea. And then I went, and everybody was very strange, but I had a blast.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  Okay, so I've got some follow-up questions.

• 25:40Drew Afualo?

  Sure.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  What qualifies you to go to ScholarCon, and why is the age gap, age range so fast?

• 25:46Drew Afualo?

  I don't know how she got there.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:48Drew Afualo?

  How I got there was, I had a four-point-oh my freshman year, so I made the dean's list.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  Tea.

• 25:53Drew Afualo?

  Those two semesters, and then they were like, hey, nobody in this fucking school wants to join this on behalf of the University of Hawaii, do you wanna join? And then I showed it to my mom, and she was like, yeah, you're gonna join. And I go, all right, well, my mom said I have to, so. And then they were like, perfect, do you wanna go to Florida for a few days and represent?

• 26:10Speaker 02

  And like, well, not really.

• 26:12Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I was like, sure. And John Legend performed, I remember.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  Hey, why not?

• 26:16Drew Afualo?

  That was so, and he performed, and I remember Ben and Jerry's was a huge sponsor, so they get a lot of, gave out a lot of free Ben and Jerry's, which was sick. And I was sending my mom like a million videos of John Legend, because she was like, I love John Legend, make sure you send me videos. I was sending her fifteen videos. They're like two minutes long on my shitty iPhone. And my mom goes, hey, stop sending these to me. They have no noise. Like, they have no sound whatsoever. I don't know how the fuck that happened. And then I was like, well, there he is, so.

• 26:43Speaker 02

  You're live on Instagram.

• 26:46Drew Afualo?

  On my iPad. Front of John Legend.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  Scholar con, wow.

• 26:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, big nerd-o convention, honestly.

• 26:54Speaker 02

  I did something similar that I was a bit more active in. I did mock trial. Did y'all have mock trial at university?

• 27:00Drew Afualo?

  I know about mock trial, but I don't know if we had it there.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  I bet y'all did, because it was kind of like, uh, it was everywhere. It was kind of debate club centric. But it was, we were preparing and arguing court cases, like fabricated court cases. And it was for the pre-law students, and then they needed thespians to come in and act as the character witnesses. So I would play the defendant, I would play, you know, the prosecutor. I would do whatever, like a witness. I'd be like, hi, son. I was doing accent work, essentially. Fuck this dumbass fucking dumb wig bitch. Fuck this hoe ass wig.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  Don't even, don't even.

• 27:38Drew Afualo?

  You don't, you don't have to wear it if you don't want to anymore.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Well, now my forehead's red.

• 27:44Drew Afualo?

  So unfortunately, I'm married to it.

• 27:46Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, this is what it is.

• 27:49Drew Afualo?

  Perfect.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Period. Anyway, so.

• 27:52Drew Afualo?

  Mock trial.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  Trial. I would take it as an opportunity to like, try out new characters. Because you would take the affidavit, which is when something happens, when you sue, when, you know, anything legal like that happens, you take down a, a written testimony. And when you go to court, if your testimony doesn't correspond with your affidavit, perjury, you're lying, whatever. So we would go in and I would prepare it with my team, and then school, other schools would be like the defense if we were the prosecution. It was so much fun. You want to talk about nerds, though?

• 28:24Drew Afualo?

  Okay, well, if you reference the case law.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  It was so like, you bitches are not fun.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  I was doing all the characters and whatever, but it was just like.

• 28:33Drew Afualo?

  I thought we were here for a good time.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I thought we were here to like, joke around.

• 28:37Drew Afualo?

  Oh, my fuck.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Not my fucking.

• 28:39Drew Afualo?

  Bad. I don't think I did any clubs like that. I'm trying to think in college. I did try to join one club and they just ignored my incessant emails about wanting to join. And then when I saw them, I remember the guy I was talking to at the time. His like friends like were running the club. And I was, and he's like, oh, they're right here. Cause you know, like first, second week of school, like they have clubs, like have tables and they're like, come join or whatever. Um, he was like, oh, my friends over there, like, let's go. You said you wanted to join, right? And I go. It's really okay. And then he walked me over to the table. This felt like, I felt like, hmm, big nerd in school.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  Boring.

• 29:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Cause I walked over there and I was like, he goes, she wants to join. And then the girls were like, we're full. It felt very like Mitchy has dishes to do. Like that's really how it felt to me.

• 29:33Drew Afualo?

  It really felt, let's go. Like that's really, yeah, I really did feel like that. I was getting iced out because I lied about my mom working at Hot Tunes China.

• 29:44Drew Afualo?

  And really my mom's slaving away in the kitchen.

• 29:48Speaker 02

  That scene where she's covered in flour.

• 29:50Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 29:50Speaker 02

  Get your dumb ass off the floor.

• 29:53Drew Afualo?

  The president of Hot Tunes China.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  Oh, Hot Tunes China. Okay. Mitchy has dishes to do is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

• 29:59Drew Afualo?

  Holy shit. One thing about you, if I throw a reference, you're going to catch it. I don't give a fuck what it is. Whether it's a River Styx one or Mitchy has dishes to do.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  Ninety-eight percent of the time I'm going to catch it. And that's a beautiful, beautiful thing.

• 30:15Drew Afualo?

  But I remember I walked over Mitchy has dishes to do. That's what they did to me.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  What club was it?

• 30:20Drew Afualo?

  It was, well, well, I'll have Amanda believe it, but it literally was the [BLEEP] club.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  We're full. It's crazy.

• 30:28Drew Afualo?

  I go, it's okay. Not a big deal. And then he goes, no, you're not. You guys are always looking for signups. That's not true. Let her write her name down. Bitch, let me get out of here. I literally. Like if this is to make me like you, it's making me hate you.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:42Drew Afualo?

  And this even more.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  No, he thought he was being a martyr warrior.

• 30:45Drew Afualo?

  Get the fuck, you're making it worse.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  He's like, who did this to you?

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Who hurt you?

• 30:52Drew Afualo?

  Rubbing my computer with the mean email that they sent me saying I couldn't join. Whatever.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  I don't give a fuck.

• 30:58Drew Afualo?

  Well, who did this to you? Okay, we have more. These fake nails are gonna rip off pretty soon. Oh, okay. Uh, obviously, obviously it says that your mom is a ghost hunter, which I already know.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Which we know.

• 31:11Drew Afualo?

  We know, and she's the lead investigator of the Texas Ghost Gals.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  And she built the website herself, so if you wanna go give it a look.

• 31:21Drew Afualo?

  A man of many talents.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Very much, Renaissance woman.

• 31:24Drew Afualo?

  And we have talked about you doing ghost hunting with your mom before.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  We have.

• 31:28Drew Afualo?

  We have talked about it.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  What are your kind of opinions on ghouls?

• 31:34Drew Afualo?

  Ghouls, just generally speaking?

• 31:36Speaker 02

  Generally, ghouls.

• 31:37Drew Afualo?

  Well, if they came here legally, I wouldn't care.

• 31:43Drew Afualo?

  Obviously, I wouldn't care, just go through the process like everyone else.

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Due process, due process.

• 31:46Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, obviously.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  Oh, God! Build the wall, that's what I'm saying.

• 31:53Drew Afualo?

  We wouldn't need that.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  And who set that system up?

• 32:01Drew Afualo?

  Um, I'm fucking with them. I think they're real.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  You ever seen one?

• 32:04Drew Afualo?

  I think to some extent. I've never had like a paranormal experience like in sense of seeing anything. But I have in the sense of like feeling. Like I've felt, I've felt spirit before, like I've felt, I call it spirit like Teresa Caputo. The Long Island Museum, she calls it spirit.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  Spirit if you can hear me.

• 32:22Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, if you can hear us. I literally felt, I felt the presence of it, but it wasn't evil. Yeah, so I felt like really positive spiritual, spiritual presence, I would say.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  Can I say something fucked up to you?

• 32:34Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, of course.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  In the front room of your house.

• 32:37Drew Afualo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  There's something weird. I don't wanna freak you out, dude.

• 32:42Drew Afualo?

  In that first living room?

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 32:43Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 32:43Speaker 02

  Maybe it's because like we're never in there.

• 32:45Drew Afualo?

  Probably.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  I don't know if you've ever spent time in there, but every time I walk by, I go a little faster than I should.

• 32:50Drew Afualo?

  It does get really dark in that room too.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  It's strange.

• 32:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that is true. I wouldn't be surprised, honestly, because sometimes Squid wanders in there and just stares.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  So I'm not crazy?

• 33:00Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, so.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  But it's not negative?

• 33:02Drew Afualo?

  No, it's not negative. For sure it's not. But I will tell you too, because obviously you've stayed in my guest room a million times. I have a real beef with mirrors at the end of beds. But because that one is a part of the closet, I've made an exception for it, but that was the only way to fit the bed in there. But I have, I do think about it a lot because I was like, I don't fuck with mirrors at the end of beds.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 33:21Drew Afualo?

  Because when there's freestanding mirrors and they, and they're at the, at the end of your bed specifically and you can see yourself, it invites presence into the room. And that could be good or bad. My name is Constance and I'm seventeen years old. Right, exactly.

• 33:36Drew Afualo?

  I was murdered and I'm at the end of your bed. And I'm not trying to have that in my house.

• 33:40Speaker 02

  No.

• 33:41Drew Afualo?

  But Squid does bark when it's bad, so he doesn't ever bark. So that's how I know the, the, the presence that you're feeling.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:47Drew Afualo?

  It probably isn't bad, but I will sage anyways when I get home. With a spray.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  Period.

• 33:51Drew Afualo?

  Sage spray.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  Period.

• 33:52Drew Afualo?

  That was made by native people that I got in Canada.

• 33:54Speaker 02

  Say that.

• 33:55Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, so have to be clear about that.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:57Drew Afualo?

  But I get it. What about you? Do you feel an otherworldly presence?

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Um, I haven't felt it, but other people, when they come to my house, have said that there is something in one of my sitting rooms. I have like this kind of sitting room off the kitchen that's themed like cowboy.

• 34:13Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Decorated.

• 34:14Drew Afualo?

  I'm familiar.

• 34:15Speaker 02

  And.

• 34:15Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, your house especially because it's old.

• 34:17Speaker 02

  Girl.

• 34:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 34:18Speaker 02

  And I've had Taylor, my best friend, and my mom, who Heather, who knows if Heather's ever telling the truth?

• 34:25Drew Afualo?

  She came.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  The Texas ghost gal.

• 34:26Drew Afualo?

  The Texas ghost gal.

• 34:29Speaker 02

  And I'll listen when the Texas ghost gal speaks with a grain of, a grain of salt.

• 34:32Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  And so she came and she was staying with me one time and she was like, you know how moms like wrap their cardigans around? She was like, I was sitting in your sitting room with my cup of coffee this morning and I just.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  There's a grandma in here. And I said, shut the fuck up, bro!

• 34:49Drew Afualo?

  I live alone, don't do that.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  For real. She goes, there's a gra- it's not negative. There is a grandma, a maternal presence in here. She doesn't want to harm you, but this is her house.

• 34:59Drew Afualo?

  She turns around and it's me and my mu-mu.

• 35:03Drew Afualo?

  And my broski merch mu mu.

• 35:05Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 35:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  And I was like, okay, so first of all, why would you tell me that? And second of all, okay?

• 35:12Drew Afualo?

  And what do you want me to do about it?

• 35:14Speaker 02

  Exactly. And it's also this strange thing of, I do believe in residual hauntings.

• 35:18Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  Because my house is built in the twenties. Like, so many people and generations have lived in this house. And like, so much life has been pushed into the walls and whatever, that sure, I think there are residual energies that... Like, uh, my mom stayed in a, she rented a house a few years ago that had, um, the energy of a dog, she said. And I go, what the fuck are you talking about? And she said, and I'm laughing, but like, she's so serious. She was like, they had a dog and a cat, and I know this for sure. And I was like, did you ever speak to them, whatever, like the previous renters? She said, no, but I know it. Because when I would be on the toilet, I would feel something wrap around my legs, and I knew it was like the energy of a cat. And I was like, okay.

• 36:01Drew Afualo?

  She's taking a hot shit, and she's like, there's a cat in here.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  She's getting chills up and down her, there's a cat on my feet.

• 36:08Drew Afualo?

  Right underneath my squatty potty. Right underneath it.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  And get this, under the squatty potty. And I was like, okay. And of course, she tells it in a more convincing way than I am, because I hear it, and I'm like, what are you talking about? She said that she felt that, and out of the corner of her eye sometimes, when she'd be in the living room, like, reading or watching TV or whatever, she'd... And it would be a cat, like, she would see, like, the tail of a cat or whatever. And I'm like, Mom, you're tweaking. What are you taking? What, like, Ashwagandha are you taking? And she was like, it was that, and then there was like this frenetic energy in the back bedroom. And, um, after a while of like feeling that, I looked at the bottom of the door, and you could see there were like scratch marks, where I think they did... Whoever rented it beforehand would keep the dog in the back bedroom when guests would come over.

• 36:49Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 36:50Speaker 02

  And so there was like weird scratch marks, and she said, one day I'd had enough. And I opened the front door, and I said, y'all get. I'm serious, just get. You don't live here anymore. And she said after that, it stopped. I said, okay.

• 37:04Drew Afualo?

  I need that, honestly.

• 37:05Speaker 02

  Need that.

• 37:06Drew Afualo?

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• 37:46Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 37:46Drew Afualo?

  Um, my family got a mentalist, self-identified mentalist.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  I want it.

• 37:52Drew Afualo?

  To go.

• 37:52Speaker 02

  I wish I was there.

• 37:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's why you missed out.

• 37:54Speaker 02

  I did.

• 37:55Drew Afualo?

  You were abroad.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  I was.

• 37:56Drew Afualo?

  But he came in and it was like, it was really fun, but it was like so, like I described it as deliciously awkward. Like it was the perfect amount of awkward, like weird and, and strange and fun, right? Because he was like, "I'm a mentalist, like to get in your mind." And Adam, like me, Jason and Adam, we're like, first of all, we're getting so high. Like as soon as he started, I was like, "Oh, this is gonna be a blast." Right? As soon as he started. And Adam said, when he said the mentalist thing, I was like, "Lord, be a hedge of protection around my mind, so this man does not get in." I was like, "What the fuck?"

• 38:35Drew Afualo?

  "Please form a hedge of protection around me, Lord." We joke about shit like that all the time.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  "Please form a beautiful front yard."

• 38:43Drew Afualo?

  "Just a hedge of protection, Lord, so he does not get inside. He does not live in there." And it was so, because at one point he was like, "Oh, write something down, and then I'm gonna write something and I'm gonna show it to you." And I, Jason was writing something and I said, "What if you flipped it and it said, 'You're gay'?"

• 38:59Speaker 02

  Penis.

• 39:01Drew Afualo?

  And we were laughing and then at one point he told me to write something and it's like, "Where, uh, a place you've always wanted to go," something like that. And then he said, Jason goes right down your mom's house. And we can't, we laughed for so long that I felt like he kind of fucked up one of his tricks a little bit.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  You were pissing him off.

• 39:20Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, well, like, okay, my bad, but like, we're not making fun of him. We're like giggling. But my thing is like, if you're a mentalist in your 50s, you have to be able to work through giggles.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 39:30Drew Afualo?

  You can't get, your cage can't be shaken by a couple of giggles. Cause we were participating and we really were like trying.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:36Drew Afualo?

  But like at the la- I, I did say like, I did pee his last joke, cause we were all kind of laughing. You know my family.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 39:43Drew Afualo?

  We're all making fun of each other more than anything.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  Well, and you're doing bits to make each other laugh. Like, that's the whole point.

• 39:48Drew Afualo?

  It was like, write down your mom's.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  He's also like, sorry, you were booked for a 30th birthday party. You, you're expecting Ernest? Like us to be Ernest?

• 39:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, 30th birthday party, I'm the youngest person there besides my brother.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  Come on, girl.

• 40:02Drew Afualo?

  Who, my brother, by the way. No, my brother. There was one where they had people go up in front of everyone, like, so they picked like four. It was like, my brother, Billy, Adam, no, no, Alex, and I think Steven.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:17Drew Afualo?

  So they were all standing up there and he was like, "Oh, draw something on this piece of paper." Um, nobody look at it, like, someone collect all of them and I'm just gonna guess who drew what, like, kind of thing. I'm gonna get in your mind, I'm gonna know what you drew.

• 40:28Speaker 02

  Right.

• 40:29Drew Afualo?

  My brother, right.

• 40:35Drew Afualo?

  As soon as he picks up my brother's picture, like, he's like showing it to everyone, my brother's like,

• 40:42Drew Afualo?

  whole face changes. And then he goes, "Well, obviously this one."

• 40:48Drew Afualo?

  And my brother's like, "Ah, how did he know that?"

• 40:54Speaker 02

  He's like, "This guy's really good."

• 40:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, he literally was like, as soon, because Donovan's like standing like this, as soon as he's like, "Ah!"

• 41:04Speaker 02

  He's like, who's gonna be? I don't know.

• 41:10Drew Afualo?

  That guy was really good.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:13Drew Afualo?

  God, how did he?

• 41:15Speaker 02

  No, he's a genius.

• 41:15Drew Afualo?

  He blows me away every time.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  He's got a gift.

• 41:19Drew Afualo?

  Oh shit, could someone help? Oh, nevermind, I got it, I got it. Okay. Next fun fact, you used to work as a sales associate at Claire's?

• 41:27Speaker 02

  I did! Who did this fucking deep ass Sean Evans research?

• 41:31Drew Afualo?

  Nardwar.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Nard.

• 41:32Drew Afualo?

  Nardwar. Amanda, obviously.

• 41:35Speaker 02

  And thank you to Amanda.

• 41:35Drew Afualo?

  What's that Claire's bitch?

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Yeah dude, I worked at Claire's. You wanna know something about Claire's? Not allowed to sit down.

• 41:40Drew Afualo?

  Really? Why?

• 41:42Speaker 02

  There's no chairs in that bitch.

• 41:46Speaker 02

  Not even behind the register, not anywhere.

• 41:48Drew Afualo?

  Not even a stool?

• 41:48Speaker 02

  No. And I literally would be like, because they were like dressed cute, and so I wore, this was like twenty...

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• 42:59Speaker 02

  Seventeen. So I wore these fuck ass little, um, what was that? That shoe dazzle.

• 43:05Drew Afualo?

  Oh, shoe dazzle.

• 43:06Speaker 02

  Shoe dazzle, like fabletics, that whole shit. I wore these fuck ass little booties.

• 43:11Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  My shift was eight hours at Claire's and it was over Christmas break and I clocked in.

• 43:17Drew Afualo?

  No chairs.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  No chairs. And I literally would be like, can I go sit down in the food court? Can I go sit down in the bathroom? Can I go sit down anywhere? Like, I'm fat, I need to sit down. I'm sweating and I'm fat and there's eight year olds yelling. Like, I'm so, I can't be here. And I'm behind the counter and I'm checking the shelves.

• 43:32Drew Afualo?

  I'm gonna have to sit down. No, like, where's the bench? I need to fucking sit.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  And you know it's bad when you see a fatty sitting on the floor.

• 43:38Drew Afualo?

  She's had it.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  And that was me. And it literally got to a point where I was like, okay, well, no one's here. There's three of us working. I'm gonna go sit down. You'll call me if you need me. So I was about to leave. And the manager comes out of the back and she's like,

• 43:53Drew Afualo?

  Where are you going?

• 43:54Speaker 02

  Exactly. Where are you going? And also, even if no one's in the store, you need to be walking around acting like you're working. They said this to me.

• 44:02Drew Afualo?

  Like, like arranging shit?

• 44:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, like rearranging whatever.

• 44:05Drew Afualo?

  Looking busy?

• 44:06Speaker 02

  Looking busy because the security cameras were watching and people were always surveilling. And I'm like, fuck this dumbass job. And it was over Christmas as well. And so I worked after Christmas. So this was, and just like, put it in context. This is in the Grapevine Mills Mall in Grapevine, Texas. And it's like a bunch of WASP moms coming in to return items that their daughters didn't like for Christmas, that they got at Claire's. Max, most expensive item at Claire's, twenty-five ninety-nine. They're coming in to return these items and they're like yelling at me because we won't take them because they're earrings that have been taken out of the thing worn. And they're trying to, and I'm like, no, also this is made out of plastic.

• 44:46Drew Afualo?

  For real.

• 44:47Speaker 02

  And so I would be like, ma'am, everything is not refundable, whatever. They'd yell at me. I'm like, I could not give less of a fuck about this job. I'm so serious.

• 44:53Drew Afualo?

  And on top of this, I'm standing. My fucking ankles are swollen.

• 44:59Speaker 02

  Because I'm eating Panda Express every day for fucking lunch. I'm bloated, my ankles are up.

• 45:04Drew Afualo?

  Me, when I worked at our office, me and Jason should have never had that job. And we should have never been allowed to work together. Like, that was such a mistake.

• 45:12Speaker 02

  This was the like tight ass polo.

• 45:14Drew Afualo?

  Yes, my too small polo phase. That was my too small polo era.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 45:18Drew Afualo?

  And like, I remember. Me and Dace would go and get Vietnamese coffee from Coffee Bean, which honestly magma out the asshole dude, blow out that shit like for real spray the wall.

• 45:31Speaker 02

  Like a fucking murder.

• 45:34Drew Afualo?

  Like a cat dude, just out my ass, bad. So obviously I'm on the toilet at nine thirty-five. My shift started at nine. Obviously I'm on the toilet at nine thirty-five.

• 45:44Speaker 02

  Hard at work in their mind, dude.

• 45:45Drew Afualo?

  Blowing ass in there like crazy, like it's my job. Going back to my

• 45:48Speaker 02

  Blowing mud.

• 45:49Drew Afualo?

  Going back to my cubicle and working.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 45:52Drew Afualo?

  And like we, then we would also stop at CVS, but the CVS was CVS Imas, like they always had a lot more shit in there, like way more groceries in there.

• 45:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:00Drew Afualo?

  And I remember we would get hot cheetos and like candies and shit. I'd be eating that bitch. I'd be eating that at ten fifteen AM. I'm eating my, my hot cheetos after my Vietnamese coffee and my bagel with a lot of butter, obviously.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  Your gut, hell.

• 46:14Drew Afualo?

  My butthole for real like, ah.

• 46:17Speaker 02

  Tissue paper thin. You wiping that bitch so much.

• 46:20Drew Afualo?

  It's so bad. And I remember like Jason was like, dude, you're like literally stealing time because I'd be on the toilet forever. And I'd be like, I finished all my work at ten thirty. Like what do you want from, what am I supposed, what's a girl to do?

• 46:31Speaker 02

  Right.

• 46:31Drew Afualo?

  When I finish all my work at before eleven, obviously I'm going to go to the toilet.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm faking anyway.

• 46:36Drew Afualo?

  And I'm, and it's not like I'm not shitting because you heard what I ate. You heard what I had for breakfast.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Any innocent bystander will recognize I was shitting.

• 46:45Drew Afualo?

  You knew, you know what I had for breakfast. You know that about me.

• 46:48Speaker 02

  When would your first solid meal of the day be?

• 46:50Drew Afualo?

  Oh, route, like when I eat my lunch that I brought from home, obviously at eleven thirty. Like I was like, I ate at ten fifteen and obviously at eleven thirty, I'm eating my lunch. Like you know that. And I'm taking my full hour, by the way.

• 47:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:02Drew Afualo?

  Mind you, I've been eating and watching YouTube videos for a while. Cause again, I, like I told you, I finished my work already.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, exactly. I'm watching fancy vlogs by gap in my car. Thank you.

• 47:10Drew Afualo?

  That was a heavy fancy vlogs by gap for me. That was heavy for me.

• 47:14Speaker 02

  What would a, what would a lunch consist of at your job?

• 47:16Drew Afualo?

  Honestly, like I, I used to pack the most asshole lunches, like, and I think it's because I knew I was going to be eating dog shit for breakfast in my mid morning snack that I would be like, whatever. And I would just throw like balance breaks in there. You know, like shitty, the shitty snacks that you'll just take to work a million days in a row. Like you're never eating them. They're just staying in the lunch pail. That's like literally what I would have in there. Sometimes a sandwich, but most of the time we would beg my mom to go out to eat. Like we would literally be like, let's go to lunch. Cause my mom was the boss.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 47:44Drew Afualo?

  So it'd be like, well, we should go out to eat.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Don't you worry.

• 47:47Drew Afualo?

  And I'd go to El, and I'd fuck something up at El Torito.

• 47:50Speaker 02

  Right.

• 47:50Drew Afualo?

  And I'd go back and want to fall asleep by 3pm. But I can't clock out till 5.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  And that's the corporate line.

• 47:55Drew Afualo?

  And then I was like really wondering like, first of all, why are none of my belly button rings fitting me anymore? Must be because they shrunk. And second of all, metal. And second of all, why am I so exhausted by 6:30pm? Like, I would get home.

• 48:07Speaker 02

  Take a nap.

• 48:08Drew Afualo?

  And literally be so tired. I'm like, I have to go to sleep.

• 48:12Speaker 02

  Wake up sweaty at 2am.

• 48:14Drew Afualo?

  And I go to sleep, wake up, eat dinner.

• 48:20Drew Afualo?

  Jason, one time he made this joke about me and Billy. She goes, one thing about the two of them, they're gonna eat dinner. Like, no matter what time we get home, she's like, they're gonna DoorDash something.

• 48:30Speaker 02

  They're gonna eat dinner, trust.

• 48:32Drew Afualo?

  When we left the wanted to premiere, I like took my whole family and Adam. And we all went, we were driving up, we're going up my street. And then like, you can see a car is parked in front of my house. And there was someone going back to the car. And Adam goes, if that's your DoorDash, that's disgusting as fuck.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  Because of course it was.

• 48:54Drew Afualo?

  Because of course we time it so it gets there by the time I get home, obviously.

• 48:57Speaker 02

  And don't you ask me for a fry, bitch.

• 48:59Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and obviously, I'm gonna have Del Taco at 12:30 in the morning.

• 49:03Speaker 02

  Duh.

• 49:03Drew Afualo?

  Obviously.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  You wake up in the middle of the night and need water bad.

• 49:06Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 49:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, or I wake up at 6am and I'm like, I'm gonna shit myself. What's going on? Oh, because I had Del Taco at fucking 2 in the morning.

• 49:19Drew Afualo?

  Billy had the, this order at Del Taco, I think I've told you.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  Is it asshole?

• 49:23Drew Afualo?

  No, it was literally like, he came up with this order, but it was the way he would order it that I'd be like, literally shut up. He would, this is exactly verbatim how he would order it. He would be like, I want one of those specialty burritos at Del Taco. It was like nacho grande, whatever the fuck, right? Extra, extra large burrito. He's like, I want that. And then he would go, now stay with me. That's what he would say.

• 49:49Drew Afualo?

  The first time I heard it, I said, "Who the fuck do you think you are saying that?"

• 49:54Speaker 02

  Drive.

• 49:55Drew Afualo?

  Now, stay with me. Shut up. Shut up, you're embarrassing me.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  Patronizing the poor drive-thru worker.

• 50:04Drew Afualo?

  The contents of a chicken soft taco inside that burrito. I'm not even kidding, like mega burrito, like that's what he was making. And because he's fucking handsome, every time he ordered it, it was either a dude who wanted to be him, or a woman who was like, like when they were talking to him. So when you, "Now, stay with me," they would giggle every time. They'd be like, "Okay, yeah, no, for sure." I tell them I don't want tomatoes, they're gonna shoot me dead at the window.

• 50:30Speaker 02

  They give you just tomatoes in a tortilla.

• 50:32Drew Afualo?

  Um, no, we don't do customizations, so.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  No, thank you.

• 50:35Drew Afualo?

  No, they would immediately get mad at me.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  That's like, his paintbrush.

• 50:42Speaker 02

  His canvas.

• 50:43Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 50:44Speaker 02

  Tortilla, his paintbrush, the Del Taco menu.

• 50:46Drew Afualo?

  They called Picasso a madman, too.

• 50:48Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 50:48Drew Afualo?

  In his time.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  And he wasn't making mega burrito, he was making mega turd.

• 50:54Speaker 02

  Horrifying.

• 50:55Drew Afualo?

  It's like what I told you our Costco order, like when we were in a big Costco phase. Well, chicken bake each, and you know how big they are. I'm not even kidding, like me and Billy would go and get a chicken bake each. Uh, he'd get a footlong hot dog.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:09Drew Afualo?

  I would get a soft pretzel.

• 51:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 51:11Drew Afualo?

  This is all at like 12:00 PM on a Sunday. We'd go get all of that food, eat it all, then in a couple hours be like, "Should we get Popeyes for dinner?"

• 51:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, what's for dinner?

• 51:21Drew Afualo?

  We should get Jack in the Box for dinner.

• 51:23Speaker 02

  Those Jack in the Box greasy, like, dog food tacos?

• 51:26Drew Afualo?

  I love them.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  I do, too.

• 51:28Drew Afualo?

  I love them.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  You wanna know my college, uh, study snack?

• 51:32Drew Afualo?

  I would love to know.

• 51:33Speaker 02

  It was those fuck-ass Starbucks Frappuccino, you know the ones that don't have to be refrigerated?

• 51:41Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, the ones in the bottles.

• 51:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, the glass bottles.

• 51:43Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, of course I do.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  Those, the like caramel macchiato asshole whatever, and then I would get talkies. And then I would get um a Red Bull, like but the tall boy Red Bull.

• 51:54Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, the like damn near forty ounce Red Bull.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, don't even think about water. Water's not important. I would chug the Red Bull, I would uh chug the coffee and then as a reward, as I was studying, I'd eat the Takis. Obviously, I'm not studying because I'm on the toilet. And I would just be on Instagram. And that was it. And then like I would actually lock in and get my studying done once my I had emptied my entire stomach. Because then I was like, okay, I feel I'm energized, I'm ready to go.

• 52:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I'm like, oh, perfect. Now I emptied out my colon. Now I'm ready. I felt the same way too. Honestly, I ate hot cheetos like a asshole in college. And I can't have them anymore, honestly. I can, but they literally, they'll take me out for like three days now. I'm like, I need a couple of days to recover from what blows out my ass. Like I told you when I had that terrible, terrible interview.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:38Drew Afualo?

  Um where they sandbagged me and it was awful, I literally that morning showered twice. Because I had fucking ricotta and I thought it was burrata. And I had ricotta, girl, I showered twice. And I had to glam at four thirty in the morning.

• 52:53Speaker 02

  You didn't shower, you hosed off.

• 52:54Drew Afualo?

  No, and I'm sitting there with hot butt and they're asking me questions. And they're asking me about if I think I'm too mean to men. I have, I'm giving Rafiki to you and you're asking me about that. I'm pissed the fuck off.

• 53:10Drew Afualo?

  I'm pissed off. I'm so, I'm going through a lot. Nobody understands the battles I have to fight.

• 53:14Speaker 02

  I'm in a weak state of mind right now.

• 53:16Drew Afualo?

  I'm sitting in a good American suit with a red ass and you're asking me about that.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  You know what I think about all the time is when you said, and we'll bleep her name, but you said [BLEEP] eats like an asshole.

• 53:31Drew Afualo?

  Next one. Well, I already know this about you, that you were fired from your job for, at the bank because of the kombucha video. We have talked about that.

• 53:39Speaker 02

  And I got fired from my insurance job too.

• 53:43Drew Afualo?

  Two.

• 53:44Speaker 02

  Two.

• 53:44Drew Afualo?

  Yes. Love that. Oh, one time when I was working at the NFL, I was like telling Dace, like, I think I might have told you this story. Cause I went to this like meeting, this luncheon thing and there was this woman and she was talking about how like, you know, we're always looking for more opportunities to like basically advertise like on the sidelines of games. Because it's obviously, let's find more ways to make money, right?

• 54:07Speaker 02

  Right.

• 54:07Drew Afualo?

  And they're like, so if anyone ever has an idea for advertising, like you guys should bring it to me, like email me or whatever, right? I'm like, okay, I'm thinking about it. I told Dace, I go, you know how sometimes on the sidelines of football games, they have men sitting on a bike and they're like turning, right? Like it's to stay warm, to warm up, whatever, right? I was like, what if, cause at the time Pelotons became a thing. I was like, what if I told them to do Peloton on the side? And Dason was like, I don't think that works, cause they're like classes and stuff. And I was like, you don't know. And then I was telling her, I was like, what if I pitch that to them? And then she goes, get that girl in my office. And then there's a spinning newspaper and then it's like, girl saves NFL, local girl saves NFL. And we laughed for 20 minutes. I go, I'm too funny for this job.

• 54:54Drew Afualo?

  I'm creating a bit based off something I'm not gonna pitch her, cause it's not for real. But I'm laughing at, we kept like, I was like,

• 55:05Speaker 02

  That is so stupid.

• 55:08Drew Afualo?

  It's a like breaking news.

• 55:11Speaker 02

  The SpongeBob fish.

• 55:13Drew Afualo?

  It's like that commercial where the girl says, why don't we make the crunchy shells like a talk, why don't we do crunchy and soft? And then they throw a parade in her honor. I was like, that would be me at the end of it. And then shocker, they fired me. Shortly after that, they said, don't come back here. You're no longer employed.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  They fired me because my ideas were so good.

• 55:33Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I was like, okay, well, I'll take my genius elsewhere.

• 55:38Speaker 02

  To YouTube, I win.

• 55:40Drew Afualo?

  This one says you won a Keller Award for Best Supporting Actress for your role as Grandma Adams in the Addams Family musical.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Yes, I did!

• 55:47Drew Afualo?

  That's tea, honestly. That's cool. I didn't know you won a Keller Award for it.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm an award winner, so...

• 55:54Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 55:55Speaker 02

  I recently watched, funny enough, the original Addams Family. I say "original", but the one from the 90s.

• 56:01Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  With like, the iconic one.

• 56:03Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  And then Addams Family Values. I'm addicted!

• 56:06Drew Afualo?

  Is that the one with Angelica Huston, right, as Morticia?

• 56:10Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 56:10Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 56:10Speaker 02

  Have you ever seen it?

• 56:11Drew Afualo?

  Yes, I have. Long time ago, though.

• 56:13Speaker 02

  Rewatch it.

• 56:13Drew Afualo?

  Okay, too.

• 56:14Speaker 02

  It is so... But you know how you feel about Uncle Buck?

• 56:17Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 56:19Speaker 02

  Love that fucking movie, dude. I'm like, it's genuinely so funny.

• 56:24Drew Afualo?

  Love.

• 56:25Speaker 02

  Addams Family. I was like...

• 56:26Drew Afualo?

  I'm sold.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  This is gonna be like that 90s camp, like, I don't know if I'll like it. I was genuinely like, belly laughing alone in my room. Like, it was so funny!

• 56:36Drew Afualo?

  That's why I thought I watched, I rewatched Zootopia recently.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Hilarious.

• 56:40Drew Afualo?

  Dude, I was cackling at that fucking movie. I forgot how fucking funny this movie was!

• 56:46Speaker 02

  And if we're not invited to the Zootopia 2 premiere?

• 56:49Drew Afualo?

  Oh, right. They're obviously misogynistic.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 56:52Drew Afualo?

  And racist when it comes to me. There's two. It's a whammy, double whammy for me.

• 56:57Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this is, oh, you're a licensed insurance agent. I already knew that about you.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  Well, yes.

• 57:00Drew Afualo?

  Obviously. Uh, it says you were a regular at Valley Vintage, Valley Village Thrift in Wichita Falls, Texas?

• 57:09Speaker 02

  What the fuck? I've been there in 15 years. And by the way, maybe I went once.

• 57:16Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, Amanda. Dumbass fact you put on here. Stupid.

• 57:21Speaker 02

  Lies! More lies!

• 57:22Drew Afualo?

  Strike two for Amanda. Go ahead and write that down.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Amanda, hope it's been fun working here, girl.

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• 58:31Drew Afualo?

  Oh, this next one she highlighted and she said, "Ask her if she's been to Nana Cookie's vacation condo in Florida."

• 58:38Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Who did you talk to?

• 58:45Drew Afualo?

  Who talked to you? Who told you that?

• 58:47Speaker 02

  And yes, my Nana's first name is Cookie.

• 58:51Drew Afualo?

  That's right, I did know that.

• 58:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:52Drew Afualo?

  I love that about her.

• 58:53Speaker 02

  Cause she's so sweet.

• 58:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, they almost sold the condo, girl. But they took it off the market, so.

• 59:03Drew Afualo?

  What the fuck? Who did you talk to?

• 59:08Speaker 02

  Oh, my Facebook.

• 59:10Drew Afualo?

  Wipe it. What's your favorite memory with Nana Cookie? Do you have a fave?

• 59:15Speaker 02

  Of course. Nana is very creative. Nana is a craft queen. I have so many good memories as a kid of making like... Little things out of pipe cleaners, like those fuzzy pipe cleaners.

• 59:29Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Or, um, she was also very involved in our church, of course.

• 59:34Drew Afualo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  And she would do the kids' um, Sunday school. And so she would have us do little foam crafts, telling the story of Samson, or what have you. So that was honestly like my feelings with the church aside. Like, that was her good bonding thing, because it's doing something with your hands, you're talking, you know? Nana, uh, also, this got really earnest really fast. Um, my parents are divorced and my dad worked, my mom worked. I spent a lot of time with Nana. She's got a real thick southern accent. And so when I was a kid, I'd talk like this, because that's how Nana talked. And it was so sweet, because I'm like, who is that kid? That, I don't talk like that now. But sometimes it comes out when I'm around her too, it comes out too. And it's, it's just real sweet. She has such an active imagination and that really, I, I genuinely think in, informed who I am as a person.

• 1:00:16Drew Afualo?

  Cute. We love that.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  We love Nana.

• 1:00:19Drew Afualo?

  And we love that you have good memories with her.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  Very much.

• 1:00:21Drew Afualo?

  I think that's a beautiful thing. Does your, does your Nana know about everything you do, obviously?

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  She does. She doesn't like the language I use. She is not a fan of the language, or my political views.

• 1:00:33Drew Afualo?

  She's not a fan of the language, and when I tell people that Erin Taylor Johnson makes me want to act like a monkey. She's not the biggest fan of that, believe it or not.

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  Or the way I talk about men. Um, she doesn't like it for some reason. So, but yeah, I love her.

• 1:00:46Drew Afualo?

  I had some people, I had a lot of people ask me, if you, whenever you have someone huge on the show, like, David, well, you've had a million. When you had like Erin Taylor Johnson, or like David Corns, where they're like, is she okay? I'm like, girl, I don't know.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  I don't give a shit. She wasn't okay to begin with! Ask her! Why do people think you work for me, girl?

• 1:01:04Drew Afualo?

  I don't know. I'm also, I work for you and Caleb, though. Those are just my side jobs, though.

• 1:01:09Speaker 02

  You're our secretary.

• 1:01:10Drew Afualo?

  That's until my big career takes off, as an actress. I moonlight as a secretary for both of you. I'm a lady of the night for Caleb, and then for you, I'm a secretary.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:01:19Drew Afualo?

  Obviously, obviously.

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  No, it makes me laugh, because like- I don't fucking know. Why are you asking me?

• 1:01:27Drew Afualo?

  Do you ever, are you getting a lot of questions now if you're getting nervous when you meet them? I get those all the time now that I do carpets all the time.

• 1:01:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:32Drew Afualo?

  If you get nervous meeting them.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  I get, uh, how do you do it? Like, how do you act normal? And it's almost like, I don't know, we've talked about this a little bit off camera of like celebrities are weird.

• 1:01:42Drew Afualo?

  They are.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  They're really weird.

• 1:01:44Drew Afualo?

  They're strange.

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  Accept that, that like, they wipe their ass the same way we do.

• 1:01:49Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  They've been knocked off a pedestal for me, which is kinda sad, cause I am such a fangirl.

• 1:01:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:53Speaker 02

  That's why I'm like the people that I really do just love and, you know, borderline worship sometimes. I'm like, genuinely, don't bring them around me. Like us meeting Beyonce truly was like.

• 1:02:03Drew Afualo?

  We, we had to be blindsided.

• 1:02:05Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:02:05Drew Afualo?

  We could not, they could not have told me ahead of time.

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:02:08Drew Afualo?

  I had to be blindsided by it.

• 1:02:10Speaker 02

  There's, there's genuinely no way. Like, I still don't know. I text her like once every three months. Like, why did we meet Beyonce? There's no reason why that should've happened.

• 1:02:18Drew Afualo?

  Also, I think about when we were waiting to meet her and I, I, when I describe it to people, I've said like, it felt like we were standing there for two hours.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 1:02:27Drew Afualo?

  It was probably five minutes total, like maybe ten, but I remember we were like pretending to talk and then I was like, I can't even think straight, dude. And you're like, me either, let's not talk anymore. And I was like, okay.

• 1:02:40Drew Afualo?

  I was like, get in the zone, get in the zone. I was literally like, I was like, yeah, no, I just, I honestly can't think of anything to talk about. I need to be quiet for a second.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:47Drew Afualo?

  If that's cool, let's lock in together.

• 1:02:49Speaker 02

  I genuinely, I, I kept trying to like make conversation like it was normal, what was happening. And I, after a while, we both went non-verbal. There's no fucking way.

• 1:02:57Drew Afualo?

  I need to get right.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:58Drew Afualo?

  Right now. Just in case my life ends after that happens, which I'll go out on top. But obviously I need to prepare for whatever happens next.

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  What did Adam say? I need to hedge my?

• 1:03:07Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, Lord, please be a hedge of protection on my mind.

• 1:03:11Drew Afualo?

  Protect my mi- protect my mind.

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:03:15Drew Afualo?

  We said that once when we were, when we go on our trip to Hawaii. We, when Adam was with us, like, not this year, but last year. Uh, we were like out all day. We like went to the swap. We went to the mall. We were just like exhausted. And we like came back in and obviously Alex, we love Alex.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:03:31Drew Afualo?

  She loves to watch movies. She loves to spend time as the group. When we got back to the house, I was like, I'm laying the fuck down and I want to go to sleep and read my Kindle and not talk to anybody and get high as fuck in my room. And when we laid down, I had a feeling she was gonna ask like, does anyone want to watch a movie? And I was telling Adam, I was like, Lord, please be a firewall between me and her in this home. Lord, Lord, if you love me at all, nobody will text, does anyone want to watch a movie downstairs in the group chat? And I could just go to sleep in my room.

• 1:04:00Drew Afualo?

  Cause it really is that serious sometimes. Well, when you and Caleb went on vacation with us once, Caleb was telling me, he's like, something I love about how you guys, you guys just don't give a fuck. Like if we're like, I don't feel like going out. We're like, cool. Everyone's staying in their rooms. That's like the best way to vacation, I think. Is like not being obligated to do anything.

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  Well, cause it's being honest and it's so refreshing. Like when we did Coachella, however many years ago, when we all went back to the house and like, we separated. We all were just literally scrolling TikTok in our rooms. I was like, this is awesome.

• 1:04:34Drew Afualo?

  Like quiet time. Like we're like, everyone needs quiet. I need to be alone time.

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  And then we come back together for dinner.

• 1:04:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  And then we go be quiet.

• 1:04:40Drew Afualo?

  And then we go back in our rooms.

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  It's really awesome.

• 1:04:42Drew Afualo?

  I know. When everyone's like 21 and they're like, let's drink, let's go out. No ma'am. You guys have a good time. God be with you. I'm happy for you.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm.

• 1:04:51Drew Afualo?

  Happy for you. Enjoy it. Honestly, live it up.

• 1:04:53Speaker 02

  Live it up. Godspeed. Be safe.

• 1:04:55Drew Afualo?

  That fucking, uh, Debbie Ryan audio on TikTok, have you seen it? She's like, feels like a party every day. Live it up.

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  And I said, let's make history.

• 1:05:07Drew Afualo?

  Oh, we're always, uh, this was one of our things that we said a billion times on tour last year. We kept going, got some blue going on from that Selena Gomez interview. Do you remember? She's like, oh, I just put some blue in my hair for the teen Vogue party. That's exactly how she says it. That's actually a verbatim quote. Honestly, if you look it up, I killed.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  I actually nailed that.

• 1:05:28Drew Afualo?

  I actually super nailed that, but we kept going, got some blue going on over and over again.

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  One of my stems like that is Trixie doing funky jewelry.

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  Like some funky jewelry. Stupid.

• 1:05:47Drew Afualo?

  I hate her.

• 1:05:48Speaker 02

  I hate her too.

• 1:05:50Drew Afualo?

  When I text you, I called you after I was in Trixie glam. And I called you to show you how ugly it was. I literally was like, also get this, she was like, I have like, I have a dress you could probably wear. Tried it fit me perfectly.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  No, it pisses me off every time.

• 1:06:05Drew Afualo?

  I was like, why do your dresses fit me? A little tight.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  I had the same experience. I filmed with her like two or three years ago. Tried on one of her dresses. She goes, wow, fits you great. You can keep it.

• 1:06:17Speaker 02

  It fit me so well, you want me to have it?

• 1:06:21Drew Afualo?

  That's a man, by the way.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  That's a man dress.

• 1:06:26Drew Afualo?

  That dress is for boys. You know that.

• 1:06:29Speaker 02

  That's boy dress.

• 1:06:35Drew Afualo?

  That's like, I told you when, when she put the wig on me, I was like, fish.

• 1:06:40Drew Afualo?

  My god, fish. She's like, you're literally a woman. And we just laughed.

• 1:06:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:44Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, well, well, I mean, god forbid she feels the fantasy.

• 1:06:48Speaker 02

  No, for real.

• 1:06:48Drew Afualo?

  God forbid I want to feel like a man dressed as a woman.

• 1:06:52Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:06:52Drew Afualo?

  God forbid.

• 1:06:53Speaker 02

  God forbid I'm fresh tilapia.

• 1:06:56Speaker 02

  Get this, I was just at LAX, as we are. And I'm headed up to the Delta Lounge. It's like 2pm. And I'm like, I'm gonna get me some little snacks before I go, relax before my flight. And who do I see? But her bald ass head on the escalator in front of me. I go out loud, you've gotta be kidding.

• 1:07:20Speaker 02

  It echoes off the walls. You've gotta be fucking kidding. And she goes, girl, get up here. And we go, we sit together and we're.

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  Yes, we're done with these. Thank you. It was so funny because I'm like, what are you doing here? Oh no. But we keep for a second, it was really cute.

• 1:07:39Drew Afualo?

  That's fun. I never see anyone fun at the airport.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  Well, you travel with a cohort.

• 1:07:43Drew Afualo?

  I do. I have a small militia with me every time I travel, obviously. Well, that, and that's nice, obviously, because I have everyone with me. I'm trying to think if I've ever seen anyone. I've sat near or next to Steven Yeun multiple times.

• 1:07:57Speaker 02

  I have too!

• 1:07:57Drew Afualo?

  Going to New York.

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  What, uh, uh, to London.

• 1:08:02Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:02Speaker 02

  Mine was to London.

• 1:08:03Drew Afualo?

  Ours was to New York.

• 1:08:04Speaker 02

  That's, he's very nice.

• 1:08:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I haven't even really talked to him.

• 1:08:06Speaker 02

  You haven't interviewed him?

• 1:08:07Drew Afualo?

  No, I haven't.

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  He, uh...

• 1:08:09Drew Afualo?

  He seemed, he seemed nice, though, like, but I remember distinctly when we got off the plane at LAX, there were like walking dead guys waiting outside the little terminal thing to like have him sign action figures. It's like they bought a ticket to just come have him sign those so they could sell them or whatever the fuck.

• 1:08:24Speaker 02

  How do they know they're fight and foe?

• 1:08:26Drew Afualo?

  These people scare me.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  Like genuinely, how do you find that out?

• 1:08:30Drew Afualo?

  I know. Oh, also, the last time I flew home from New York, um, you know how like JFK, like the Delta Terminal especially, they have you like stand in those lines when you're lining up to board the plane. They're like, oh, everybody stand in the line. There was someone like pushing through the crowd and people were getting pissed off. And it was, um, it was fucking offset. And he literally pushed through the crowd, pushed past everyone, including me. And then he was like forced to wait for a little bit because some people were still getting scanned in. Then he finally got scanned in. Then there was like three people behind him. All of them were carrying all of his things. Like he was just running on the plane, like with his food, like takeout food. It was just running onto the plane. Everybody else was carrying everything, but they were, I felt really bad for the people on the team.

• 1:09:13Drew Afualo?

  But he was like really rude, just pushing past everyone. And I was like,

• 1:09:16Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:16Drew Afualo?

  God help me if I ever act like that. I literally was like, my mom would never let me act like that, but honestly, like, God help me.

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  You know that Kevin Gates video? God murder my children. Why would you say that? God murder my children right now if I'm lying. Why would you say that?

• 1:09:31Drew Afualo?

  Equivalent to that was like, nobody, none of you want to talk about 9/11?

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Oh, no one wants to talk about 9/11?

• 1:09:36Drew Afualo?

  I was there for that. Did I tell you that?

• 1:09:38Speaker 02

  That was at the fucking Global Citizen Fest in New York. I was there to see Rosalia because she was performing, she had like a six-minute-long performance.

• 1:09:46Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  And I went just for that because I got invited. And then Mariah Carey's up there, she, uh, uh, uh, no one wants to talk about 9/11. Everyone was like, what? Because it's in New York!

• 1:09:59Drew Afualo?

  My god.

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  Hello?

• 1:10:01Drew Afualo?

  I feel like they talk about it there more than anything.

• 1:10:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Drew Afualo?

  Who is Offset?

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  Offset?

• 1:10:06Drew Afualo?

  Offset!

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  Now it's making sense. Did I ever tell you my Taiga story?

• 1:10:17Drew Afualo?

  I don't think so.

• 1:10:19Speaker 02

  Would you like to hear?

• 1:10:20Drew Afualo?

  Yes, of course I would.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  I got invited to the Post Malone album release.

• 1:10:25Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 1:10:26Speaker 02

  Before he was MAGA. And it was-

• 1:10:29Drew Afualo?

  This is pre-MAGA.

• 1:10:30Speaker 02

  This was pre-MAGA. It was the 12 Karat Toothache one, which I was very excited about because, ah, Stony, Hollywood's Bleeding, I love those albums. I got invited and I'm like, oh my god. So excited, saw some friends there. They usher us into this building, it's like a listening party. And Amazon is filming the whole thing. It's like this immersive, like, you know, there's little places to sit and it's like red lights and smoke everywhere. And we're waiting around for the shit to start. And I'm sitting on this block facing this way. And there's another block right there where it's facing that way. Taiga's sitting there. And I'm like, it's Taiga. And I'm not necessarily impressed, but I'm like, that's bro.

• 1:11:11Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:12Speaker 02

  And I'm wearing red cowboy boots. He's wearing these really nice, like, YSL boots. And I'm high! I'm so high! And I came alone, by the way, I just-

• 1:11:26Drew Afualo?

  Of course.

• 1:11:27Speaker 02

  And I'm sitting there and he's, he's sitting there and I go, like your boots, slap them.

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  I slap his YSL, like your boots. I go, I got mine on.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  He looks at me, he goes-

• 1:11:42Drew Afualo?

  Okay, twin.

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yes, twin, look! I go, yeah, I got mine on, he goes-

• 1:11:49Drew Afualo?

  Look so bad!

• 1:11:51Speaker 02

  And I go- Like, what?

• 1:11:54Drew Afualo?

  Oh, God, I fucked it up with Tyga forever.

• 1:11:57Speaker 02

  Fucked and now we'll never be friends. What the fuck? Miha just like trying to find fellowship.

• 1:12:03Drew Afualo?

  Seeking community.

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  Seeking community with Tyler.

• 1:12:06Drew Afualo?

  Oh, a bitch can't seek community at the Post Malone release party. All right.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  Guess it's illegal. Yeah, I guess it's illegal.

• 1:12:13Drew Afualo?

  I'm trying to think if I've had, I'm sure, well, we both have talked to so many celebrities, I'm sure, like, certain parts.

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  It's very rare that I, that we actually embarrass ourselves.

• 1:12:21Drew Afualo?

  No, never. If anything, it's not even, I wouldn't even consider that embarrassing. I feel like that's one of those things where, I call it getting too silly. I got a little too silly, that part's on me.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:32Drew Afualo?

  My bad. Like, I also getting high and like being, like unexpectedly high in a situation where like, I, obviously if I'm not working, working, I'm like, I'm gonna be high when I go.

• 1:12:43Speaker 02

  Exactly, it's fun.

• 1:12:43Drew Afualo?

  Like when I went to Cowboy Carter.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:12:46Drew Afualo?

  I was like, obviously, I popped 50 milligrams.

• 1:12:49Speaker 02

  Pure.

• 1:12:50Drew Afualo?

  Right before I walked in. Right before I walked in and I said, this is gonna hit me at the perfect time, it'd be awesome. I walk in, I'm like, I'm starting to feel it. Like, we took all our pictures already, like, they, they took all, everything they needed, as far as I knew. It's like, perfect. I go inside, I'm like, woo, right, going to the chairs, I'm like, feeling good. And they're like, Drew, I'm so happy you came. I'm like, thank you so much for having me. And they're like, do you mind, um, can we do some social stuff with you?

• 1:13:15Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:13:16Drew Afualo?

  Oh, like pictures? And they're like, no, no, no, we like, we wanted to interview you. And I go, and of course, I'm like, yeah, sure. I go outside. H, I thought, you would have thought they were to ask me to do arithmetic. I really was like, I had to ask them four times, can you repeat that? I'm so sorry. Like, I could not understand. They were asking me about money and like finances. And I was like, this is the worst time to ask me that shit. I literally was like, and Jason was standing out there and I was going, Hmm, that's a really good question.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  What are the benefits of an S corp versus an R corp?

• 1:13:48Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I was like, me, I was like, oh my fucking God, oh my God. And I, when we left, I told Jason, I go, was that so fucking awful, dude? Like, and she goes, no, I think you are fine. And I was like, That doesn't give me any confidence at all.

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  I don't feel any better.

• 1:14:02Drew Afualo?

  She was like, no, I think it was fine. Like, they were asking you like really difficult questions about my finances.

• 1:14:08Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:14:09Drew Afualo?

  On the House of Beyonce?

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:14:11Drew Afualo?

  Don't do that to me.

• 1:14:12Speaker 02

  In the background, dad Beyonce, Virgo shit.

• 1:14:15Drew Afualo?

  I'm sorry. That literally happened to me too, when I went, when I was hosting something from Wanna Too.

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  My god.

• 1:14:21Drew Afualo?

  But that was an accident because I I just had my pen and I hit it a little too hard, but I didn't mean to. And then like I was coughing like I was like I my mom was like, let's go to the bathroom. I'm like, okay, cool. And it's like a two stall bathroom downstairs. There's dancers down there. And my team. And so we go in the bathroom and I was like eating the smoke. So I was like, like, you know that bullshit? So I go in the and the, once I get in, I close lock the door. I go,

• 1:14:48Drew Afualo?

  just let it out like I like a real fat guy cough like I'm really like,

• 1:14:54Drew Afualo?

  like just losing my fucking mind in there. Come out, my eyes are bulging and red. I come out, my mom's like, are you okay? And I go, yeah, why? And she goes, you were coughing so loud. I'm all, you can hear me in there? She's like, yeah, it's wood. It's not metal. I was like, oh shit. So go upstairs and I was like, sitting and I wasn't gonna go on for like thirty, forty five minutes. That's when it starts really setting in. I was like, oh fuck. But I don't get the scaries.

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  On where? On stage?

• 1:15:22Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I had to go on stage and host the whole hour.

• 1:15:26Drew Afualo?

  Literally was like, uh oh, when I'm sitting there and I was like, see, my thing doesn't give me the scaries. It makes me too silly. So obviously this is like a a Disney thing, like it's like Moana, obviously. So like, and there's kids like, not to bring it back to the beginning, but John Legend and his family were there.

• 1:15:41Speaker 02

  They were there.

• 1:15:42Drew Afualo?

  Sitting front row. And they're kids.

• 1:15:44Speaker 02

  Hello again.

• 1:15:44Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, I'm gonna go up there and make a titty joke. I can't be doing that here. And so I literally told my mom at one point, I was like, I feel like I have to go outside and have the zoomies.

• 1:15:55Drew Afualo?

  I have to go on all fours and run around and like itch my butt on the carpet and

• 1:16:02Drew Afualo?

  I gotta go do something. I gotta release this energy somehow. So then I just started, I remember Adam was sitting next to me. I just started popping off jokes, like insane jokes to him. And I was cracking him up because I was like, I had to get it out of my system. Like all this silly girl shit. I need to get it out, get it out, get it out. I get it though. Like, I don't think I've ever had one where I'm like over familiar. Well, no, I've had quite a few where I've I've been like a little over familiar and I was like, oop. I pushed it a little bit with that one.

• 1:16:29Speaker 02

  But you know what?

• 1:16:30Drew Afualo?

  It's fun. That's why they like us. I think that's why they vibe with us. Like when Cynthia was on, I made a joke about her because she was saying something, I forget when she's like training for stuff and I was like, man, they're keeping you up in a tower like Rapunzel. And then she goes, careful, because she's bald.

• 1:16:47Speaker 02

  Bald headed.

• 1:16:48Drew Afualo?

  That's funny. You're funny. Do you have any bad jokes, queen?

• 1:16:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:16:55Drew Afualo?

  You're funny as fuck, bro.

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  She's chill.

• 1:16:56Drew Afualo?

  Hey, bro is like, actually kinda chill. Why is bro low key kinda chill?

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  Bro can low key gay.

• 1:17:03Drew Afualo?

  Okay, I have one last fun fact for you.

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  Oh, lord.

• 1:17:06Drew Afualo?

  It says, do you remember where you were on July 30th, 2012?

• 1:17:14Drew Afualo?

  I will show you eventually.

• 1:17:16Speaker 02

  Okay, 2012, that's not when One Direction was formed, it's not when One Direction broke up. I'd like to see.

• 1:17:23Drew Afualo?

  You were at a Big Time Rush.

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  You were on my Facebook.

• 1:17:28Drew Afualo?

  You were on my Face- I, clearly, I can see that.

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  And guess what? Who opened for Big Time Rush, other than Cody Simpson?

• 1:17:34Drew Afualo?

  And how was that?

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  Good.

• 1:17:36Drew Afualo?

  The swimmer? Miley Cyrus's ex-boyfriend?

• 1:17:39Speaker 02

  Miley Cyrus's ex-boyfriend, the ex-Olympic athlete, or I guess rejected Olympic athlete, and did he open with the dougie? Yeah, he did.

• 1:17:47Drew Afualo?

  To his own song, or?

• 1:17:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:49Drew Afualo?

  Or was it Teach Me How To Dougie?

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  I think it was, uh, to his own song, and he hit the dougie in such a Caucasian way that, and he had backup dancers doing it with him, and I remember being thinking, wow. Very impressed. If I were to watch that shit again today, I'd be like, ahh! Yeah, Big Time Rush, I was a Kendall girl.

• 1:18:08Drew Afualo?

  You were.

• 1:18:09Speaker 02

  Were you a BTR, a Rusher?

• 1:18:10Drew Afualo?

  We didn't really, we didn't really latch on to them. I do remember one distinct thing about their show, though, Big Time Rush, that this was the only, she, my sister's already laughing, cause like, this is the only joke we've ever laughed at from that show. But it was like, they threw this like, party. I forget, like, it was like, they weren't supposed to throw a party, and then they were like, oh, the cat, it, the, the cat got out, or something like that, and then the cat's arm goes up and it spray paints something like, bad on the wall, and then they go, he can spray paint? We thought that was the fu- I thought that was the funniest fucking thing I had ever fucking seen.

• 1:18:46Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:18:47Drew Afualo?

  We were just talking about this with Carrie, like, like sister or like sibling jokes.

• 1:18:52Speaker 02

  Yes!

• 1:18:53Drew Afualo?

  That nobody finds funny, like, not one person in the room is laughing.

• 1:18:56Speaker 02

  Had to be there.

• 1:18:57Drew Afualo?

  Except the two of us.

• 1:18:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:58Drew Afualo?

  Like, she was telling us some of hers with her sister, do you have any with your siblings?

• 1:19:01Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 1:19:01Drew Afualo?

  From like, shows and stuff?

• 1:19:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, video games, whatever.

• 1:19:04Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, there's one from a show, from Fairly Odd Parents. But it's like anytime we're like stuck in a line. Uh, one of, someone, one of us will go, is this the ride? And then the other one has to go, this is the ride. Or they say, when do we get to the ride? That's what they say, when do we get to the ride? And then someone else goes, this is the ride.

• 1:19:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's funny.

• 1:19:25Drew Afualo?

  Do you remember where that's from?

• 1:19:27Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:19:27Drew Afualo?

  It's from Fairly Odd Parents when they're, when they go to escalator land? And all the rides are just escalators? So they're waiting on an escalator.

• 1:19:35Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 1:19:36Drew Afualo?

  And one of them goes, when do we get to the ride? And then they go, this is the ride. Anytime we're waiting in a line that's longer than 10 people.

• 1:19:44Speaker 02

  Have to.

• 1:19:45Drew Afualo?

  Someone has to say it, the other one has to respond. And when we told Carrie, she goes, I'm pissed off that I know where it's from. Cause I, I've heard you guys say that a million times. And I'm like, I don't know where that's from. Is that a reference to something?

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, just tell me.

• 1:19:57Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:58Speaker 02

  It, it really is the stupidest shit where it's like. Uh, do you ever like, when you're explaining it, you kind of run out of steam? Cause you're like, this isn't funny.

• 1:20:05Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, to the group, cause they're like, what's so funny? And then you're like, it's not that fun. When I say it out loud, it's not funny.

• 1:20:11Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:20:11Drew Afualo?

  Here's another one we have. Which one, which one? Do you know where that's from?

• 1:20:16Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:20:17Drew Afualo?

  That's from Emperor's New Groove. When she, when she knocks all the vials off and then they're like looking and she goes, oh, which could it be? And she goes, which one, which one? So anytime we're like thinking through stuff, we go, which one, which one?

• 1:20:32Speaker 02

  Uh, we have one, you know, Just Friends.

• 1:20:34Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  The movie.

• 1:20:35Drew Afualo?

  Of course.

• 1:20:36Speaker 02

  Uh, me and my sister do. Be yourself. You know, when she's like, the mom is handing him back all of his snow gloves. He goes, my snow glove collection.

• 1:20:45Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  And she goes, just be yourself, honey. Be yourself. And she starts singing and he's like.

• 1:20:52Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, after she leaves, he goes, I don't want to be myself.

• 1:20:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:56Drew Afualo?

  I don't want to be myself.

• 1:20:57Speaker 02

  Hilarious. Not funny to anyone else.

• 1:20:59Drew Afualo?

  No, from that movie too. We also do when she's, uh, when he's putting all the oil on her back and she goes, more, more. Enough, enough.

• 1:21:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we're like, more, more. Enough, enough. We made that joke once in a restaurant when someone was like doing black pepper.

• 1:21:17Drew Afualo?

  They said, sing one, enough, enough.

• 1:21:20Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 1:21:22Drew Afualo?

  And then that's what I go, I'm sorry, that wasn't to you.

• 1:21:24Speaker 02

  That wasn't.

• 1:21:25Drew Afualo?

  I was trying to make my sister laugh, my bad.

• 1:21:27Speaker 02

  That was an inside joke.

• 1:21:27Drew Afualo?

  Sorry about that.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  My sister does the, uh, Roblox.

• 1:21:32Drew Afualo?

  Ooh.

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  Really well.

• 1:21:33Drew Afualo?

  Ooh.

• 1:21:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. I can't do it right. Mine, mine, do you ever play on like a keyboard as a kid?

• 1:21:38Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:38Speaker 02

  Like.

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  Girl, girl, girl, girl. So. But she does the Roblox noise really well. Whenever we like bump into each other accidentally, we're like, oh, sorry. Ooh. Or she'll. It's fine.

• 1:21:54Drew Afualo?

  I miss her. Oh, I love, I miss your sister too. How's she doing? How's your whole family doing?

• 1:21:59Speaker 02

  They're doing great.

• 1:22:01Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:01Speaker 02

  Yes, Sierra's a graduate now, so.

• 1:22:03Drew Afualo?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  Unemployed. Living at home.

• 1:22:07Drew Afualo?

  Big unemployed.

• 1:22:09Speaker 02

  Sucks. My parents are torturing her because they want her out of the house.

• 1:22:13Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:14Speaker 02

  She's like, it's just a whole thing. But I mean, the job market's horrible right now, so.

• 1:22:17Drew Afualo?

  No shit, I was gonna say. But thankfully, you and I are gainfully employed.

• 1:22:22Speaker 02

  For how much longer, who knows?

• 1:22:24Drew Afualo?

  We're gonna ride it till the wheels fall off, unfortunately. We've committed to the bit.

• 1:22:28Speaker 02

  A hundred percent.

• 1:22:29Drew Afualo?

  Well, do you have anything else you'd like to promote?

• 1:22:32Speaker 02

  Well, I do have a question. What are you gonna be for Halloween?

• 1:22:35Drew Afualo?

  I'm in between costumes right now. Do you have any ideas?

• 1:22:38Speaker 02

  I wanna be Fairy Godmother from Shrek.

• 1:22:40Drew Afualo?

  That's a great idea. Are you gonna do the red dress or the blue one?

• 1:22:44Speaker 02

  The red one, probably.

• 1:22:45Drew Afualo?

  You should put the sexy red one on.

• 1:22:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, just the wig is so specific. I need to like figure it out.

• 1:22:49Drew Afualo?

  That's tea. That would look so nice. And it's like that light purple.

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  Exact, with, and it's glittery.

• 1:22:54Drew Afualo?

  Sparkles.

• 1:22:54Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:22:54Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's tea. I have been running a very unsuccessful campaign to get Jason to join me, me and Carrie too, to be the Saja Boys for the Halloween party we're going to. From K-pop Demon Hunters.

• 1:23:08Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 1:23:09Drew Afualo?

  You should watch it.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  I do.

• 1:23:10Drew Afualo?

  It's fun.

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  I've heard the soundtrack is fantastic.

• 1:23:12Drew Afualo?

  And it's a very fun watch. And it's real short too, but like, I've been trying to convince them, I don't even really fuck with the movie like that, but I just think it's so funny to be the Saja Boys. Like, that would be so funny.

• 1:23:22Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:23:22Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, and okay, clearly, nobody wants to win the costume contest because nobody wants to be the Saja Boys with me. So I am running, I am running other potentials right now.

• 1:23:31Speaker 02

  Okay, you're lobbying right now?

• 1:23:32Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, right now, I'm running campaigns, multiple. I, I did have, I wanted to be Hella from. Ragnarok, like, I wanted to be here because she's Conti and she has like a Conti little wet hair look and then

• 1:23:44Speaker 02

  That would be god.

• 1:23:45Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and then I was like, should I make Billy Thor? And then I looked it up and I'm like, they're half siblings. I mean, I did do the Hulks and they said they were cousins and I was like, well, they're also not real, so let's go based on that. And I like, I was thinking Helleb, I was like, hmm, that might be a little too hard. Last year, though, like, we were out of town for the Halloween party we go to every year, but we've won the costume contest a couple of years in a row. And so last year, we had like, we were literally gonna be the brothers from Iron Claw, like, me, Jason and Donovan, and then we were gonna make Billy the announcer. And then we were gonna have him announce us and like, play the song. What's the song? It's Thunder, is it, that's not Thunderstruck, but it is some bullshit like that. Yeah, like, and it's like, we were gonna have, and I was gonna get chestplates and all that shit and like, do the little mullet.

• 1:24:30Speaker 02

  The fuck ass cut.

• 1:24:31Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, the little 80s mullets.

• 1:24:33Speaker 02

  It's never too late.

• 1:24:35Drew Afualo?

  I mean, Jason was like, let's do Iron Claw, and I'm like, God, it's so dead now.

• 1:24:38Speaker 02

  It's true, it's true.

• 1:24:39Drew Afualo?

  I was telling Dace to be that little old lady from Weapons.

• 1:24:42Speaker 02

  I haven't seen Weapons. Y'all's are so topical.

• 1:24:45Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:45Speaker 02

  I go for more like, Kris Jenner.

• 1:24:50Drew Afualo?

  I thought you were gonna say Christian.

• 1:24:51Speaker 02

  I go for more Christian costumes.

• 1:24:53Drew Afualo?

  More of a Christian costume, one that honors God.

• 1:24:55Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:24:55Drew Afualo?

  I believe that. I'm, I'm happy for you about that.

• 1:24:57Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 1:24:59Drew Afualo?

  Well, whatever we end up being, I'm sure it'll be fun.

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  I agree.

• 1:25:02Drew Afualo?

  I mean, this is probably our best costume yet.

• 1:25:04Speaker 02

  We're never gonna top this.

• 1:25:06Drew Afualo?

  I was gonna say.

• 1:25:07Speaker 02

  And shout out to Drew and Carrie for this idea, because wow.

• 1:25:10Drew Afualo?

  And it works, obviously, we're both wicked girls, too.

• 1:25:12Speaker 02

  Very much.

• 1:25:13Drew Afualo?

  And we're both trying to talk to Ariana Grande, because obviously I've talked to Cynthia already, love her.

• 1:25:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, when you have Ariana on, you let me know, because I'm gonna sit right over there in the peanut gallery. And I'm gonna laugh loud as fuck.

• 1:25:24Drew Afualo?

  I've been calling her my white whale. I'm like, she's my white whale. She's been so elusive to me, but I will get her about any way.

• 1:25:31Speaker 02

  That a movie dick joke?

• 1:25:38Drew Afualo?

  No one gets it. You are the only one who gets me.

• 1:25:41Speaker 02

  They don't appreciate you, girl.

• 1:25:42Drew Afualo?

  You know what, for real. I'm gonna say one more thing, one last tangent. Cause it is relevant to you. You'll, you'll get, you'll match my freak on this. I realized the other day when I was talking to Billy, obviously hi, I was telling him I used to have a very, like weird hyperfixation on most things, like historical events in time or periods of time. And my very first one was the Titanic.

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  Oh, well, duh.

• 1:26:04Drew Afualo?

  And I was so hyperfixated on it that like, for my birthday, my mom was getting me books on the Titanic because I was like, need to study up, need to study up.

• 1:26:11Speaker 02

  I need to know what happened here.

• 1:26:12Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's why I became obsessed with King George III. Because I was like, I became so obsessed. And that reminds me of where I was going with this was one time I made a Habsburg jaw joke and the only person who got it was Brittany.

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  Hundred percent. Hundred percent.

• 1:26:27Drew Afualo?

  It's giving Habsburg jaw.

• 1:26:28Speaker 02

  And that's the meanest thing you could ever say. Wow.

• 1:26:33Drew Afualo?

  And you laughed because you got it. I guess is my point.

• 1:26:36Speaker 02

  I love you, queen.

• 1:26:37Drew Afualo?

  Love you.

• 1:26:42Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:26:46Drew Afualo?

  We're doing this.

• 1:26:47Speaker 02

  Buy broken nail.

• 1:26:49Drew Afualo?

  Your boy nail.

• 1:26:49Speaker 02

  My boy nail.

• 1:26:50Drew Afualo?

  Your one boy nail.

• 1:26:53Speaker 02

  Alright, guys.

• 1:26:54Drew Afualo?

  Alright, well, here. Fly in my broom, please.

• 1:26:58Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:26:59Drew Afualo?

  Because I knew you. Dude, wait, can I say something again?

• 1:27:04Speaker 02

  I wish you would.

• 1:27:05Drew Afualo?

  That video that you put in your close friends, I won't say what you put, but the video was of J Lo when she was singing for Kiss of the Spider Woman. I'm, I told Adam this in earnest. The way she's singing in that, I'm so dead ass, like, that's what I would sound like if I spent millions of dollars on voice lessons. And people think I'm playing around.

• 1:27:22Speaker 02

  That's the max it could get to.

• 1:27:23Drew Afualo?

  That's as good, and I literally saw a comment, this girl made the funniest video about that, she was like, I'm obsessed with her, cause you can't tell that bitch shit.

• 1:27:29Speaker 02

  I was about to say, the thing about J Lo was she thinks she killed that shit.

• 1:27:33Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, and, and she's the only person who needs to know, she didn't.

• 1:27:35Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:27:36Drew Afualo?

  And I, and I made that joke with Caleb the first time I ever had him on the show, I was like, I'm obsessed with her, cause like, I know why people hate you.

• 1:27:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:42Drew Afualo?

  Like validly don't like you, but you're the only person who needs that. That info and if you don't take it, what am I supposed to do?

• 1:27:47Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:27:48Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, she's honestly hilarious for that. Like she's so funny and so real. Like she's like, nobody wants this movie. I'll pay for it. Nobody thinks I can sing. You're wrong. Like if I told her like, well, you sang bad. She'd be like, that's not true.

• 1:27:59Speaker 02

  Okay. Well, objectively, that's not true.

• 1:28:00Drew Afualo?

  How do I compete with that? I can't. Like I literally fucking can't. But I told him, I was like, the way she sounds so aggressively mid in her singing voice. That's me.

• 1:28:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:28:09Drew Afualo?

  If I really did take singing seriously, like I fear. Because you know, if I could sing like you, if I could sing like you, I would have put out two EPs by now.

• 1:28:18Drew Afualo?

  Put out two EPs. I would have gone on like a little tour.

• 1:28:20Speaker 02

  I would be here. I'd be on tour.

• 1:28:22Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I'd be on tour. I'd be putting in that work.

• 1:28:24Speaker 02

  I'd be at Lollapalooza now.

• 1:28:26Drew Afualo?

  I would have beat Chapel's crowd at Lollapalooza. I would have done seventy thousand people. Oh, also have to say before we come off that Brittany brought me a gift today that she got me a while ago. It's literally a charm for my. My geek bar. Just kidding. For my, my weed pen. Isn't it so cute? And I put her a little hat on.

• 1:28:45Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 1:28:46Drew Afualo?

  Now she has a ponytail.

• 1:28:47Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:28:48Drew Afualo?

  Like me.

• 1:28:48Speaker 02

  She's got a piece.

• 1:28:52Drew Afualo?

  She went to Turkey.

• 1:28:55Speaker 02

  Guys, we have to.

• 1:28:57Drew Afualo?

  All right. Well, that's gonna do it for this episode. Our final spooky episode of the comment section starring obviously my sister, my cry, my, my Christ. My blood and Christ. My brother in Christ, my twin, forever Brittany Broski. Uh, for I don't know who the fuck would not know who you are, but just in case they don't, where can everybody find you?

• 1:29:17Speaker 02

  For all the losers watching for the first time, I have a show called Royal Court. This hoe's been on it. I also have a podcast where I talk to myself. It's four walls. I have no producer. It's just me. I hit record, record. Hey, what's up you guys?

• 1:29:31Speaker 02

  So come join us over there. I'm also just anywhere. Just find me, girl. I don't know.

• 1:29:35Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, honestly, when Brittany films all those episodes alone, when I'm watching you do that. I'm literally Shane Dawson in that clip of him and Jeffrey Star when he's going, whoa, whoa, oh my god. When he's moving the shadows around.

• 1:29:47Speaker 02

  I just referenced this earlier today. I was talking about my Trixie palette. That was me and Trixie in the studio like, oh my god.

• 1:29:54Drew Afualo?

  Whoa, oh my god, you're a machine.

• 1:29:59Drew Afualo?

  Me watching you film the Broski report.

• 1:30:01Speaker 02

  And it's just me like, "I'm a Taylor Johnson!"

• 1:30:07Drew Afualo?

  Anyway. Anyways, what the hell are we talking about? Anyways, that's it. Thank you guys so much for tuning into this episode of the comment section show. Don't forget, new episodes drop every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms, but the video is for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you to my sister Brittany Broski for coming in the stew again for the third time, hopefully the last, and we'll see you next time. Bye!

• 1:30:28Speaker 02

  Happy Halloween!

• 1:30:42Speaker 04

  Welcome to 215 Maple Drive. We just put this property on the market.

• 1:30:48Speaker 05

  Love the crown molding.

• 1:30:50Speaker 04

  Oh, wait until you see the walk-in closets and the bathroom tile.

• 1:30:53Speaker 05

  Does it have Verizon FiOS? You know, 100% fiber internet?

• 1:30:57Speaker 04

  No FiOS, but it looks like it's got cable. Let's check out the kitchen.

• 1:31:01Speaker 05

  No FiOS? Yeah, no, thank you.

• 1:31:04Speaker 04

  Don't you want to see the rest? Okay, bye-bye.

• 1:31:07Speaker 06

  Get Verizon FiOS, because when you're moving, it's 100% or nothing.

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