Tim Heidecker Awesome InfoWars, Great Job!

Comedian, actor, and Tim & Eric co-creator Tim Heidecker joins TigerBelly. We chat AI paranoia, Chick-fil-A hiring standards, On Cinema, Kim Jong Un auditions, weird plane behavior, and whether Bobby has what it takes to become an official InfoWars correspondent. Don’t let your mind get in the way of a good time. Discover your options at BlueChew.com http://bluechew.com. And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code BELLY. Join the membership for where you live at joinbilt.com/BELLY http://joinbilt.com/BELLY See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Bobby Lee?

  I'm on my finally tour, and come check me out at your nearest city. I have a graphic novel out called Bobby Lee Deadweight. It's on gutner.com, also available on Amazon.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  So what I'd like to say upfront is maybe we should start with a prayer. I love that. Yeah, yeah. And secondly, I want to open up by saying that I saw you at a restaurant once. This is probably late, probably 2010. Okay. Yeah, the height of the Tim and Eric Show. And I was too nervous to say anything. Really? Yeah, yeah. What restaurant? It was somewhere in Los Feliz or in that area, you know, I mean, where all the cool people are. And he was so cool.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Was it just me?

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  I think you were with Eric as well.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Back when we had, we would eat together, yeah. We didn't know anybody.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  As friends too, as friends too, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, but, yeah, I've been a fan and I, you were in Prides of Maids?

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  He's gonna do all your credits. Yeah.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not gonna do all of them, I'm not gonna do all of them! But the last one, the latest one is, is that Office Hours with Tim Heidecker. You know what I mean? And where can you see that?

• 2:40Speaker 02

  YouTube and everywhere, wherever your show is, yeah.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Patreon.com/OfficeHoursLaw.

• 2:47Bobby Lee?

  Hey, I know that!

• 2:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we have a lot of things in common then.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  I'm sure we were both interested in humor.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  What kind of food did you guys?

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  No, well, that's how, no, I think we should start off with a fucking prayer.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  Okay, let's do it.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  I think everyone should do a verse.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I'm not particularly religious.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Are you?

• 3:09Speaker 02

  No, I was raised Catholic.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  You were?

• 3:12Speaker 02

  I could sing, I could sing one of my favorite songs from church.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Oh, which one is it? I was raised Catholic.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Um, "I, the Lord of sea and sky, I have heard my people cry, All who dwell in dark and sin, My hand will save." White Catholic.

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  What were you, you're like, looking at me like I'm supposed to kick in and...

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Is it I, Lord?

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  I've never heard of it before.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  Wait, Filipino churches didn't have that specific one?

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:46Speaker 03

  But I like it.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, Koreans, we had that version.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  Do you have a lot of Catholics in Korea?

• 3:53Speaker 02

  Same melody.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  What's Hanane mean?

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Hanane means God.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that other stuff was just made up.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't know Korean that well. No. But I know Hanane, which is God, you know what I mean? And um. Hanane.

• 4:15Speaker 02

  Ah, and Hanane.

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Hanane, yeah, yeah, yeah. With an M at the end. Yeah. And there's just a little tidbit that I found out last night. There's a place called Homo Hill in um, Korea. It's the gay area. But anyway, let's move on. Um, I um, I just found that out last night.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  Where?

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  I've been there.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  Where is it? I'm sorry.

• 4:31Bobby Lee?

  You went to Homo Hill? Yes, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What were you doing? Praying? Hanging out.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Wrestling with his bros?

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're just hanging out.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Dropping water bottles.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Dear Lord, I'll start. You want to go this way? I went.

• 4:44Speaker 03

  Oh, we're all saying?

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you already did the song. Oh, you went. That's the. I'm not gonna do it again. Oh, I didn't ask you to say. Whoa. First of all. I like his verse. I know, yeah, but that's not a prayer. That's a song. No, a hymn? Is a hymn a prayer? I would think it's a, yeah. It's right. It's not technically a prayer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want to come back to me, I'm happy to do it. Whatever fills the time.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. No, you know what, dude? We're gonna go as long as we can. Okay.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna break a record tonight. Four hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So um, dear Lord, Heavenly Father, thank you so much for the food. And um, please help. What? What food?

• 5:24Speaker 03

  Where's the food?

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  No, in general. Yeah. Yeah, we eat in general.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  Your surplus upstairs.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have surplus food upstairs.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, you do.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you not interrupt my fucking prayers, lady? What the fuck are you doing?

• 5:36Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, we both had questions.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  I did it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dear Lord, Heavenly Father, our Savior. Thank you so much for friendship. And um, being able to express myself on the internet the way I do. Thank you for Tim Heidecker for being here. I'm a big fan. Thank you for the ocean and all the life that lives in it. Even the um, um, all the varieties of sharks they have. They have the Greenland shark that lives for like 500 years. Thank you for that, you know what I mean? And thank you for, can I ask you a question real quick?

• 6:11Speaker 03

  In the middle of a.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  No, no, this is a good prayer. This is a good. This is a good prayer? Yeah, yeah. And I gotta keep thinking. My mom still being alive?

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Right, thank you for my mom still being alive.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I had a colonoscopy, thank you Lord, and I have no polyps and I have no cancer in my butthole.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Which is a, oh, which is a good thing.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  It can be elsewhere, but just so you know, that's not a full clear, clear of. You could have cancer somewhere else. You could have cancer somewhere else, just so you know. That doesn't, it's not checking at all.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  One area. Oh, no.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you know.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  We felt good though.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  We pray.

• 6:48Speaker 02

  It felt good. We pray that you don't have it anywhere else.

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we pray that we have, yeah. Thank you for that information, by the way, okay? And also thank you for, um, let's hope that we can get out of this war, but there's no off-ramp. There's no off-ramp. And, um, you know.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  We gotta, we're fucked. Okay, eh eh, go ahead.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  Oh, it's.

• 7:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're, we go around the circle.

• 7:15Speaker 03

  Um, uh, thank you, Lord, for, um, my son and my son only.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  Jesus.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Amen. No, she has an actual physical son. Go ahead, Jaime.

• 7:25Speaker 04

  Uh, dear Jesus, what's up, man? Um, hey, man, we're waiting for you. Second coming. Oh, thank you for.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Empanadas.

• 7:35Speaker 04

  Empanadas. Thank you for.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tequitos and flautas?

• 7:41Speaker 04

  Walmart and Ralph's and, um, Tim Heidecker for being here.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You like churro?

• 7:48Speaker 04

  I don't like that.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. Long.

• 7:51Speaker 04

  Thank you for, uh, tacos nineteen eighty-six.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yes, great play.

• 7:55Speaker 04

  It's all right.

• 7:59Speaker 04

  And that's it, amen.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, amen, go ahead.

• 8:02Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, classic.

• 8:09Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, I missed it. Uh, our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy Jesus come, thy will be.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  Thy kingdom come.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. That's a Catholic right there. There you go. Deliver us now from evil and now until the.

• 8:28Speaker 03

  Lead us not into.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Temptation and deliver us from evil.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got, I got, I got, let's move on.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  Amen.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Amen.

• 8:34Speaker 02

  Amen.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Very good, very good. Let's clap, let's go. We did a prayer and I think this is gonna go very well. I think it's gonna go very well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amen. Congratulations on, um, Infowars.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 8:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you're the creative director.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Apparently.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Um, what, I mean, you don't have to, because we don't wanna give spoilers. But, um, what's the direction do you think you're gonna take it?

• 8:57Speaker 02

  Uh, we're looking at it, uh, a direct competitor to Zillow. I don't know if you're from the-

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  I love that angle. I love that angle. Really good angle, dude.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  Acquiring Redfin.

• 9:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or Built.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Built.

• 9:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  Apartments.com. We're talking to Jeff Goldblum right now.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  This is really good, yeah, good direction.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  Uh, no, we're gonna like, event, you know, we're gonna goof around on, on Alex for a little while.

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  And then, um, we're gonna just try to turn into like a comedy streaming site, you know, for fun, for good shit.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  That we like.

• 9:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  You know, 'cause it doesn't really exist right now, there's, you know, there's a few places, there's-

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:38Speaker 02

  But there used to be a lot of places, there used to be Adult Swim.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah, yeah.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  Have you turned on Comedy Central lately? I mean, it is just, it's the Office rerun.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know how to even get onto Comedy Central.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Where do you find that? I don't even use cable. It's on cable. Oh, is that on the internet strictly, or can you watch it? Does Comedy Central still have a platform on cable?

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Yes, and it's just, it's just The Office.

• 9:59Bobby Lee?

  It's The Office.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  Futurama or something.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they used to do Mad TV all the time, they bought the rights for a while, so, you know what I mean, that's how, yeah, yeah, but, so that's what Comedy Central is.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  It's like MeTV for comedy.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's, it's also, um, you know, it's corporate, you know, there's notes and-

• 10:14Speaker 02

  I hate corporate.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  Anything corporate.

• 10:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, because with corporations involved, there's notes.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  And there's like, you know what I mean, you can't do that, and it's like, I just think that that, you know, stifles comedy in a certain way.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  But there is like, I mean, from my experience at Adult Swim for many years, there was, that was a corporation, but there was like, it was a small group of people that really cared, that really had great sensibility, that, that I wanted to get notes from, because they were really good.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  And, um, I'm hoping I can be that for some people.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Or just be encouraging and experimental and try stuff and give people some money and, uh, see what happens.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Could I play Kim Jong-un in anything?

• 10:59Speaker 02

  You're on our shortlist, yeah.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's on? If you were to cast Kim Jong-un, right? What, what is the list? I want to know the list. Oh, oh, I see. I just mean you're on our general shortlist. Oh, to play something. Of talent. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so you don't have like a list of like, well, number one is Jimmy Oh Yang. Number two is Ronnie Chang, and number three is Bobby Lee. It is a shortlist, but you're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've always been like, you know, I mean, on a shortlist for everything, but I'm always fifth. Right. Yeah, yeah. Four people have to say no for me to get it. And have you done him before? Have you done him? I, I played his dad. Yes, back when he was alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:38Speaker 03

  Ill, yeah.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  I did Ill. Oh, yeah. I did Ill, yeah, yeah, yeah. Un will be difficult.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  I think they even had Margaret do Un before you.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  For like an award show one time.

• 11:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but in, in that specific situation, they asked me to audition, and I said I wouldn't audition because I, um, I had already done Ill.

• 11:59Speaker 03

  They should know.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I did Ill on TV, so I'm like, I'm pretty much gonna do Ill for Un. Yeah. Right? I don't think you're gonna get a lot of customer complaints. He didn't do it right. He didn't do it right. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I felt like, like I just watched the TV and see me do Ill, but they're like, no, we gave it, they gave it to Margaret. Would you wear a fat suit? I do everything I can. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even, even a bigger one, you know what I mean? As if he, you know, ate his daughter or whatever. That's like, let me cut that out.

• 12:34Bobby Lee?

  Isn't she next in line? She's next in line, and she, he adores her, which is what I, it's. I like him. I like, I don't like him too. He's sad. Yeah. Yeah, because he feels, I feel like he's alone. Well, he's got Trump. They seem to be, get along. You don't hear much about that anymore. They don't keep in touch. Well, you know, I heard that Trump, when he goes to Beijing, which probably will never happen, but, uh, but he, I heard that he wants to see Ill, uh, Un too. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, but maybe that reunion may or may not happen. You know what I mean? But I feel like. He's got a lot on his plate. Who does? Trump. Yeah, he, too much, I think. Yeah, maybe. You know, we're not. I think he's doing a great job.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  One thing, ballroom.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  Ballroom we need.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  We need.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  That's the first thing I thought.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, bulletproof ballroom.

• 13:25Speaker 02

  Where is the ballroom?

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where is it? I've always looked at the building, that needs a ballroom.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  Well, you know what? If they.

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Or a dome.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  If that's the logic, then he has to stay in the ballroom like a gorilla in a cage.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yes.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  He can't leave.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  He can't leave, yeah.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  If he leaves, he's gonna be killed.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like one of those Vegas domes.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  That'd be fun.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Or like a Truman Show thing.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Like a Truman Show thing, yeah. Or may build a world for him.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  That's what we should have done from the beginning.

• 13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 13:52Speaker 03

  You see that, um, that house in Vegas that's like a 1970s bunker?

• 13:57Speaker 02

  No.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  That's like lit the way the outside would be lit, like, can you pull it up, Gil? I feel like maybe.

• 14:04Speaker 02

  It's trying to freak us out or what?

• 14:05Speaker 03

  No, it freaks me out because I'm claustrophobic and I hate artificial lights.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Oh, so when you're there, it feels like you're above ground, but it's all screened?

• 14:12Speaker 03

  Exactly. So it's made to like mimic outside as if you were living above ground.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, I saw, it's a whole community, right?

• 14:19Speaker 03

  It's a whole, like, huge.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen that.

• 14:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  By the way, I just want to say sympathy and love to all the people that work behind the scenes on podcasts. When people say, can you look that thing up? And they use very little information. And this guy's over here looking up random words, 70s Vegas.

• 14:35Speaker 03

  70s bunker, Las Vegas.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  I got it, I got it.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  You have it, right, Gil?

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Look how frantic he looks.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  There's a lot.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look how frantic he looks.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  And you're asking it just like, sure, bring that to me.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  There's a video of it.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  That's not what, that's not what we're talking about.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  No, that's not it.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  That's not it! Yeah, yeah.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  Get in my brain and put up what I'm thinking about.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know, dude?

• 14:56Speaker 04

  I can help him. The Venetian walkway.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, that's not it.

• 14:59Speaker 04

  Yes, it is.

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  I know.

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  That's in the Vegas hotel.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  This is someone who actually built an underground bunker.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  That's not, there's an underground bunker.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  It's a home, it's a full-blown home.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  And there's, it's not just a home. Can I, may I interrupt?

• 15:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  It's a city.

• 15:15Speaker 03

  It's a city.

• 15:16Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 15:16Speaker 02

  Oh, it's a city.

• 15:18Bobby Lee?

  And it's, it's an experiment, supposedly, it's a conspiracy theory that they built a city underground. I didn't hear it was in Vegas. I don't know why we were talking about.

• 15:28Speaker 02

  We built this city.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  We built this city. Underground. Yeah, who sang that song?

• 15:33Speaker 02

  Starship.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Anyway, uh, great band.

• 15:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I miss Tina Turner for some reason.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  What?

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  I've been learning, I've just been missing Tina Turner.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  You know her, um, her, uh...

• 15:45Speaker 02

  This is insane, by the way.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this?

• 15:49Speaker 02

  That wouldn't fool you for two seconds. Go completely crazy right away.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's crazy right away.

• 15:54Speaker 03

  Is this the one with the pool and everything?

• 15:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I saw a pool.

• 15:57Bobby Lee?

  It does have a pool.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay.

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  And it's underground, that's underground.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I don't know why you would bring this up in the middle of...

• 16:04Speaker 03

  Well, you were talking about ballroom and, you know, things...

• 16:08Speaker 02

  A Truman Show.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Truman Show type of thing. Thank you so much, Tim, for even, um, getting me back on track.

• 16:14Speaker 02

  You're welcome.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  You need a contained world where he, you can't exit, right?

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, so, uh, why did the Tim and Eric show end?

• 16:23Speaker 02

  Whoa, we just got serious.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Um... Was it like a Beatles breakup?

• 16:27Speaker 02

  No, no, we're, I was just texting with Eric today and, um, what happened? Let's see, well, we stopped Awesome Show because we wanted to make the movie, which became Billion Dollar Movie.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  And we made that and then we made another show called Bedtime Stories. And that ran its course, everything just runs its course, you know?

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  We, we don't want to like, uh, uh, you know, bore everything into the ground, if that's the right word for it. But, uh, we get antsy and restless and, um, yeah. And I think we did another show after that called Beef House, which we did six episodes of. The fake sitcom.

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  And then they decided not to make more of that.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  So it was a little bit decided by, you know, the networks and then we, we, we tried to pitch a couple of things that didn't happen. And then Eric and I each got busy with our own projects.

• 17:17Bobby Lee?

  And life.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  And life happens.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  You know, it just, you know, we have some plans for stuff in the future, but we'll see.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it's a, um...

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  You guys, I'm 54 years old and I have to admit, hi, I admit it, I use BlueChew. I'll tell you why. As you get older, you have ED. And for you're a doctor, tell me what that means.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  It's erectile dysfunction. Listen, it can happen to the best of us, no matter what age. Sometimes if you're just a little nervous, or sometimes you're just not making blood flow.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  I mean, manly men, it can happen to them.

• 18:01Speaker 03

  The manliest man I know, Bobby Lee, sometimes gets a little bit limp.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

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• 18:25Speaker 03

  So, you know, I'm sure, Bobby, you've been there, right?

• 18:28Bobby Lee?

  Been there, I'm there. I'm there now.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  You're physically at a tension, like your body is ready, but your mind's just not into it.

• 18:35Bobby Lee?

  It's like as if I'm getting drafted.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  I know, and sometimes you want to work and it's just not working with you.

• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  But you know what? It's easy. Just 20 minutes, 30 minutes before, you know? And also lasts, so you don't have, the timing doesn't even have to be that, right? But I know for a fact that once my PPE goes to war, it's gonna defeat any enemy.

• 18:58Speaker 03

  War and peace, peace and war. And also, I'll just say in 2026, for everyone listening, I wish you all better sex.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  I wish that for beyond, in 2080. I'll have better sex.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  Healthy, beautiful, consensual, bricked up, good sex.

• 19:14Speaker 00

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• 19:37Bobby Lee?

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• 19:45Speaker 03

  Well, housing is so expensive.

• 19:47Speaker 04

  Very good.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  Rent, mortgage, whatever it is, it doesn't matter, which is why paying stings, at least for me, every month.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

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• 20:06Speaker 03

  Hyatt.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Lyft rides, amazon.com purchases, and so much more. Personally, I redeem my points for, um, Lyft rides.

• 20:15Speaker 03

  Me?

• 20:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you do?

• 20:16Speaker 03

  SoulCycle class, baby.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  Hey, stay hydrated!

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hi, babe, you?

• 20:23Speaker 04

  Student loan balances, man.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Hey!

• 20:26Speaker 03

  You can do that with Built!

• 20:27Bobby Lee?

  You never went to college.

• 20:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, I did, but I never showed up.

• 20:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Member-only experiences, dude. You know, I like that.

• 20:34Speaker 03

  Ooh, I know what you like, select restaurants.

• 20:36Bobby Lee?

  I like select restaurants and like I'm a member only.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 20:39Speaker 04

  Kinky.

• 20:40Bobby Lee?

  Kinky. Not so kinky, like food.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay.

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• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Let's go places.

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• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because it's a legendary show. You know, I honestly, when I, you know, because I was on Mad TV and I always looked at your show and went, I wish it was more like that.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  Well, it wasn't concurrent, was it? Was it concurrent?

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  What does concurrent mean?

• 22:49Speaker 02

  Like at the same time?

• 22:50Speaker 03

  Happening at the same time.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  Like?

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, we ended in 2008.

• 22:54Speaker 02

  Oh, OK, so it was.

• 22:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, yeah, I was aware of it and watching it and I was like, you know, I just, it was more my type of comedy work show.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Whereas I was playing Connie Chung and things that I didn't want to do.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  You know what? One of the first people, like, the first people I met out here before even, I think, before I even moved here, because we, we kind of became, got some success through Bob Odenkirk.

• 23:21Bobby Lee?

  I love Bob, yeah.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  And Bob was the first person to see us and believe in us and push us. But the other person that I was just a fan of from the Christopher Guest movies was Michael Hitchcock.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  He's one of my, he is one of my best buddies in the whole.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  Wow. And so I wrote him like a fan and he was like, well, if you're going to be in LA. But we kept in touch and then we came out to LA to visit Bob and he invited me to a Mad TV taping.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 23:47Speaker 02

  But it was very weird because I don't think, he didn't know how to help me at the time and I didn't know what, I don't know, it was just this weird, like, so how was your flight?

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 23:55Speaker 02

  It was a little awkward. We had lunch and everything, but, uh, but yeah, he let us come to a taping. I don't know, I can't say if you were there, but it would have been 2004.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  No, I wasn't. That was probably there, but yeah, yeah, but um, well Hitchcock was kind of a producer. If you watch the guest Christopher Guest movies, he is in um, all of them?

• 24:13Speaker 02

  I'm sure he's in all of them.

• 24:14Bobby Lee?

  Definitely, he started Best in Show, definitely started Waiting for Golfman.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  He's got the braces?

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very funny. And then Waiting for Golfman, he's in it, he. Corky!

• 24:26Speaker 02

  That moment is like one of the most important comedy moments.

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  I think so too. And when he's welling up, watching, you know what I mean, is so fucking funny.

• 24:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, his desire for him, you know what I mean?

• 24:37Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  But he can't come out, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But um, yeah, Hitchcock, in fact, after Mad TV, I, I got a Comedy Central deal, and he was my showrunner.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:49Speaker 02

  That's great. Well, tell him I said hello.

• 24:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I will, yeah. He is um, to me, and he's, you know what I love about Hitchcock? Am I boring you?

• 24:56Speaker 03

  No, why are you saying that?

• 24:57Speaker 02

  And we're not talking about Alfred Hitchcock.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Most times when people say, you know what I love about Hitchcock?

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  Oh, the scammer angle.

• 25:04Bobby Lee?

  But we're also very, very big fans of um, Alfred Hitchcock.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  Oh, Christopher Guest movies are my favorite. You know this.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Did you meet Michael?

• 25:11Speaker 03

  No, I never did.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, wow, that's interesting, wow.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  And then it, well, this is, this is very boring, but the other show I do on cinema, which you should be watching.

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  Why, why should I be watching?

• 25:21Speaker 02

  Well, because it's the best thing ever. And some guys back, you're nodding a little bit, but um.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  You'll, you'll love it.

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Who is nodding? Who is nodding? You were?

• 25:32Speaker 03

  George.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Do you know about cinema?

• 25:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 25:35Speaker 02

  It's the greatest, it's films, what do you mean?

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  No, well, it's uh, just type in on cinema with Tim Heidecker or something like that. But me and Greg Turkington, who you know from as Neil Hamburger.

• 25:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  Uh, we've been doing this for 12, almost like concurrent with Tim and Eric.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Wait, you know Neil Hamburger?

• 25:51Speaker 02

  He's like one of my closest friends. Well, now you're playing the first episode of On Cinema at the cinema. This doesn't look, this doesn't look familiar to you.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it does, for sure, it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, and what, I forgot, you watch movies and you, you review them?

• 26:07Speaker 02

  Essentially, yes, but it's much deeper than that.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  Is there conspiracies and stuff and like what you're?

• 26:14Speaker 02

  It's a soap opera. It's a saga of these two characters who genuinely and generally hate each other.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Like Siskel and Ebert?

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Like Siskel and Ebert.

• 26:24Bobby Lee?

  They hated each other?

• 26:24Speaker 03

  Did they really?

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, do you see like, have you ever seen them talk between takes and stuff?

• 26:30Speaker 03

  No, I just, I was too young.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  Type in the trial of Tim Heidecker and this is, this is like if you start watching the show from the beginning, about halfway through the series, you get to what you're about, what you're about to see.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  It is a murder trial that my character's on that plays out pretty much in real time.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  And

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 26:50Speaker 02

  And you'll love it. But anyway, I don't know why.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't wait to watch it.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  I don't know why I brought it up.

• 26:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I can watch it on the YouTube?

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Yes, we're about, about five years ago, yeah, just skip to the middle of this or something.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:04Speaker 02

  You know, it's, that's me.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  It's five, it's five hours long.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and do you play yourself? Do you play yourself?

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Well, I am, it's my same na- it's my name.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  Definitely not me.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:19Speaker 02

  It's what, it's a joy.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is there a jury?

• 27:23Speaker 02

  There is a jury.

• 27:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  You never see them because that's how you would.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  Are these all the people you killed?

• 27:28Speaker 02

  That's right, yeah.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Also, you're a serial killer.

• 27:30Speaker 02

  I'm, no, I'm not a serial killer. I ran a music festival and handed out vape pens that were poisonous. Accidentally. There's Greg in the background.

• 27:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Eating popcorn.

• 27:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Enjoying it.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how long does it take you to tape all that?

• 27:46Speaker 02

  Uh, this was about two and a half days.

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Um, out there in Santa Monica.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  In Santa Monica, yeah.

• 27:52Speaker 02

  Decommissioned courthouse.

• 27:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Like, did you produce it yourself?

• 27:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Well, it was produced for Adult Swim.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it was?

• 28:00Speaker 02

  But about five years ago, we made our own streaming network called The Hei Network, H E I Network, and it's all behind the paywall now.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  So fans, uh, support the show that way.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's amazing.

• 28:11Speaker 02

  It's great.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Yeah, cause me and Andrew, um, I don't know if you know Andrew.

• 28:14Speaker 02

  I did his show.

• 28:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he told me and, um, uh, him and I produced our own show and we're just gonna put it on our YouTube.

• 28:21Speaker 02

  Great.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  I think that's the kind of the direction that.

• 28:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, that, that's, you can do that. Hopefully with Infowars, we can provide some guidance there. Not for, you know, for whoever.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  I need guidance?

• 28:30Speaker 02

  Or you, you know.

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, why, why, do I feel like?

• 28:33Speaker 02

  I didn't mean to say that.

• 28:34Bobby Lee?

  Does it look like I need guidance?

• 28:37Speaker 02

  Probably.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and so, you know, please guide me.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm trying to think, cause Ben, the CEO, said something like, ask him to, that he's our, what is it, he said, yes, you can be our new, one of our new correspondents, is what essentially he said.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  Who, me?

• 28:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Well, that's what he said, I don't know, it's a long road to get there.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me just, cause I love, I would do it.

• 29:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you, like, you wanna just, you wanna just do this on YouTube, or do you wanna have like the curated, sort of, patina of it being on Infowars, is the question.

• 29:16Bobby Lee?

  That's what I wanna do, I wanna be a correspondent, and maybe I'll just do, um, news from Asia.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  That sounds great, I love the title.

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, news from Asia, yeah, yeah.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  From Hollywood.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  From Hollywood, though, yeah, from Hollywood.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  News of Asia.

• 29:31Bobby Lee?

  Of Asia, yeah, and maybe Ken Jeong and I could be both.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Or something like that, you know what I mean?

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Well, you, let's, let's circle back, as we say in the business.

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, usually, in the business, when they say circle back, or they say, you're in the mix, or they, we pinned you, means you're not gonna get the job.

• 29:48Speaker 02

  Right.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I don't feel like this is gonna happen.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  It might not.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, just say it.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  No, I'm just, I don't like to do business deals on air.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that what your thing is?

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like to lock it in air.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so the fans go, oh, there's a verbal agreement.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Right, I'm not making any commitments.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, oh, not at all?

• 30:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 30:10Bobby Lee?

  But.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  I wield so much power, I have to be careful.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  I understand that you wield a lot of power, but can I ask you this, though, right? What does your heart say?

• 30:18Speaker 02

  I would love, you seem like a fun guy to work with.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  I'm gonna have to do a lot of research and talk to these guys.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, but let me just, can I, can I, like, do a job interview?

• 30:28Speaker 02

  No, I'd rather not.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  Yes, at some point, not. No, but right now. Because you don't have to say yes or no, I could just tell you my qualifications. I know your qualifications, you're mad TV and then whatever else, I'm not sure. I see, I see, the Comedy Store, I see your name on the Comedy Store a lot. I was in Sex and the City.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  How would you lead with that?

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Reservation Dogs.

• 30:49Speaker 03

  Res Dogs.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I was in the movie The Dictator, I've done films. Right. You know what I mean, I've done many TV shows.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  Hawaiian, Hawaiian.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  Magnum, Magnum. Hawaii Five-O or Magnum? Magnum P.I., you know what I mean, as a reoccurring on that show. Yeah, it would be a. I'm not done, I'm not done. I'm not fucking done, dude, alright? Number one, I'm punctual. You know, I'm not like Tim Dillon where it's like, I'm gonna show up and he doesn't show up.

• 31:16Bobby Lee?

  How about me, I was 10 minutes early. And already you showed your qualifications for being a re, coming back to this show. Yeah, a tycoon. A tycoon, yeah, yeah.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  Number two, right, I'm very nice to staff and everybody, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and also number three, um, I'm, um, I can take notes. Good, that's good, that's important. I can take notes.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  He's also properly medicated.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  I'm properly medicated? Okay. Yeah, yeah. You're, you're on psychoactive medication? I'm on Lexapro. Lexapro, okay, good.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  And ADHD medication.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  And ADHD.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  Laser focus, laser focus.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm laser focused. I'm very impressed. Yeah, yeah.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  And he doesn't have cancer yet.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't have colon cancer.

• 32:00Speaker 04

  That's huge.

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Which is a huge thing.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  You're in therapy?

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm in therapy, psychiatrist. Do you have any vices, what are your vices? I've been four years sober, um, Jan, Jan. Is that California sober or what?

• 32:13Speaker 03

  Real sober.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Real sober. Real sober.

• 32:14Speaker 03

  Real sober.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Why'd you go, oh?

• 32:16Speaker 03

  No, I was like vices, but then, you know, the P.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  You drink pee?

• 32:20Speaker 04

  He drinks.

• 32:22Bobby Lee?

  Porn?

• 32:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think porn, yeah.

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  No porn?

• 32:24Speaker 03

  Porn is, oh.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  It's been three months.

• 32:26Speaker 03

  Oh, wow!

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm also in a relationship now. You're in a relationship? Yeah.

• 32:30Speaker 03

  That's amazing, three months?

• 32:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  That's incredible, congrats.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  So what's up with the P?

• 32:37Speaker 03

  That was the, that was the.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  I wouldn't have a problem with it either way.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  See, I don't even think that was even.

• 32:41Speaker 03

  I also don't think porn is a disqualifier.

• 32:43Bobby Lee?

  If you're applying to Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A shit.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  I like Chick-fil-A.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  All right. Chick-fil-A, right? And they're not gonna go, "Do you watch porn?" If you're, you know what I mean?

• 32:55Speaker 02

  The question, I mean, listen.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  You know that Chick-fil-A?

• 32:57Speaker 02

  Chick-fil-A.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Do you know the, um, hiring methods of that?

• 33:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  Well, they are very, very Christian. I guess the porn makes sense, then, yeah.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:07Speaker 02

  Uh, listen, it's, you're, it's a very impressive interview and the question will be, "Do you have it?"

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Ah!

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Have it?

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Do I have it?

• 33:21Speaker 02

  And I don't know.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 33:22Speaker 02

  I don't know. We'll find out. We'll have to talk.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, let me say this then, okay? Let me say this, all right?

• 33:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:29Bobby Lee?

  And I, I don't wanna brag, all right? But when you said "it," it kinda made me defensive a little bit.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay? So, when I do, when I've done pilots and, and.

• 33:40Speaker 03

  I knew the monkey was gonna come up.

• 33:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:44Speaker 03

  I knew the monkey story was coming up.

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm not bringing up the monkey.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 33:46Bobby Lee?

  You might be.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  Monkey and baby, yeah.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  So I did a tele, a network television show with a monkey.

• 33:52Speaker 02

  Okay. What was it called?

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  It was called Animal Practice. Can you look it up, please? Yeah. Yeah, and.

• 33:58Speaker 02

  Is that the one with Joel McHale?

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  It sounds like a Joel McHale. Yeah, but this was a sitcom. Zoom in. See, go to the monkey.

• 34:07Speaker 02

  Oh my God, there you are with the mustache.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there I am with the mustache.

• 34:10Speaker 02

  And the bow tie.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  And the bow tie, right? So I play veterinarian, okay? And see the monkey there? I tested as good as the monkey. I knew you were gonna say that.

• 34:21Speaker 02

  Who's the guy on the right? Who's the lead?

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  He's from, um, Weeds.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  Justin Kirk. Justin, Justin. Kirk, yeah. Kirk, yeah. Has he done this? Mm-mm. Okay. We should have him on. Uh, Tyler Labine.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  Who's the woman all the way in the back?

• 34:33Speaker 03

  Betsy?

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Betsy Sadaro.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  She's from UCB. Anyway, um.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  How many episodes did that show last?

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  A year.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, they said it was the worst show ever made.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  I wanna watch it.

• 34:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. But you know who the producers were?

• 34:49Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right!

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Lord and Miller.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  I hope it was. No, it's, uh, the Russo Brothers.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Well, it was close, almost.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  From Avengers and all that. Yeah, yeah.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  What network was it on?

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  NBC.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  NBC.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:01Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  We thought it was gonna be the next Seinfeld.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  You know, you're doing the pilot.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  Is there a laugh track?

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  It's single camera.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 35:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No laugh trap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, yeah, so anyway, so I test well. And so it, I think, you know.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  You got it.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I.

• 35:19Speaker 02

  You're monkey level it.

• 35:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm monkey level it and, um, you know, I think I'm fairly likable. I think I have star quality.

• 35:27Speaker 02

  I hear that.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still, we'll talk about it. What would you call it?

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Circle back.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  We'll circle back.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  Circle back.

• 35:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and probably.

• 35:34Speaker 02

  We're just launching. We have lots of.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  When you say circle back, is that a year too?

• 35:38Speaker 02

  I would say by fall.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  So I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get the rejection and fall.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  I want to be prepared when I hear the no. You know what I mean?

• 35:50Speaker 02

  I mean, you, we do not have, you're not gonna, we don't, we don't have a, the offer, should there be an offer? Should there be an offer? Nice work, Bobby. Nice work. Should there be an offer?

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:01Speaker 02

  It's not gonna be something that's gonna change things dramatically for you. So let's just, I'm not, I'm not offering.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, here's another thing.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  I'm not offering NBC money.

• 36:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, the last thing I want to say too, all right, which is the most important factor of it all, right? Is I would do it for free.

• 36:15Speaker 02

  Wow. That's a, that's a.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Like literally, I don't need it. So it's like, I want to do it because I'm a fan and I believe in it. You know what I mean? So it's like, I would do it for free.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  Good.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  So, you know.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's not about the money.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  Also, that, that was a verbal agreement, what you just.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it's a verbal agreement. I stand by today and in fall.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 36:34Speaker 03

  Wow, okay.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  And also, I'm gonna tell you another thing too, just last night. If you try to get the guy from Shang-Chi, what's that guy's name?

• 36:40Speaker 02

  Sea movie.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Sea Mulu or any of those other Asians, right?

• 36:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  They're gonna be charging thousands and thousands.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  We have allotted one Asian for this whole project, so it's gonna be you or somebody else.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  I know, but the free versus.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  I like the free.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Free it.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  I like the free.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Free it.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Free with it.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Red it.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Well, let's, um, let's table this.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  Another great term.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's table it.

• 37:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, let's move on from it then.

• 37:04Speaker 02

  Good idea.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  But congratulations on it. Yeah, yeah. And, um, thanks for thinking of me.

• 37:11Speaker 02

  No further comments.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I always say that after a job, I go, "Thanks for thinking of me."

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  With every shoot that I do.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  Yeah. It is true, you know, out of all the people in the world.

• 37:24Bobby Lee?

  In the world that they could have asked, you know what I mean? I always just go at the end, I also do a little speech now, you know, do you ever do a speech?

• 37:32Speaker 02

  No.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what I do now, I just did a show for Netflix, it was, I did two episodes. And I'm not allowed to say what it is because I signed an NDA, but um. What is it?

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  I don't think he knows what an NDA is. You know what an NDA is? No, because I've never signed it. Guess. A non-disclosure agreement?

• 37:53Speaker 02

  That's it, yeah.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't think he knows what that means. Yeah, what does that mean? What does that mean? You don't need to listen to it, just say it. Okay, so anyway, um. What can you do?

• 38:02Speaker 02

  Who's in it, who's the star?

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Can you bleep it out? Yeah, of course. No, I'm not even gonna do that.

• 38:10Speaker 02

  I don't even, I mean, I don't care.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, um, they said, "Oh, that's a season wrap for Bobby." And then now what I do now, I've been doing this every time, I do a long speech.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  You like it? I don't think Tim likes it.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  No, people want to get back to work.

• 38:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  The grips are standing there.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, no.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  Give me a break.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  I go.

• 38:35Speaker 02

  I'm being the grip, I'm pretending to be one of the guys in the first.

• 38:38Bobby Lee?

  I know, but see, here's what, you don't know a guy.

• 38:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  And I don't know if that offends you, chief.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  But hey, captain, I'm telling you this, okay? I've already befriended the grip. I go around, I go around the whole thing, I try to memorize everyone's names.

• 38:56Speaker 02

  Oh, wow.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  And we go, "Good job." I don't know even what they do.

• 39:00Speaker 02

  Right.

• 39:00Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes they're just holding something, I go, "Doing a great job."

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Because I'm just preparing for the speech.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  Right.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 39:06Speaker 02

  So they, so you have them on your side?

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  I have them on my side, you know what I mean? And I do a pretty long speech.

• 39:12Speaker 02

  What's long?

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  12 minutes.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  No, you don't.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  10 to 12 minutes?

• 39:16Speaker 02

  It's not.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  It might feel that way for everybody.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  All right, five minutes.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it's, I try to go as long as I can. To the point where people are like dropping things.

• 39:25Speaker 02

  And are they laughing because it's a funny speech?

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  They start laughing when it becomes long.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  Right, right.

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:30Speaker 02

  Okay, so it's a conceptual bit.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  It's a conceptual bit that I do, right? And then I start going into like, you know what I mean? The, the structure of the buildings. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

• 39:41Speaker 02

  Again, they want to go home.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and, and, and how comfortable the white van is.

• 39:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And also the camaraderie in the white van.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  And the, the.

• 39:50Speaker 02

  Well, it sounds like fun for you.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  Listen.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go. Okay. That's very true. All right, so everyone's in agreement that what I'm doing is not good.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  I think so. I mean, if you were told, if you told us you had a 30 second genuinely appreciative, uh, speech to the crew, then that's fine, that seems like a very earnest thing to do. But if it's a, if, if, if it's a conceptual bit about length.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  These people have lives and they want to just return to them.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  And you're prohibiting that at a very basic level.

• 40:26Speaker 03

  He does this thing too where.

• 40:28Speaker 02

  Now you can't even look at it.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  At the hotel.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  I can't look at anybody in the room right now.

• 40:32Speaker 03

  When he stays at a hotel, one of his favorite games to play is, he likes to drive around a roundabout, so he gets the car from the valet. And then.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  I like this.

• 40:42Speaker 03

  He take a lap around the little roundabout. Then he sees the valet guy.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  And I'll, I'll wait, I'll wait.

• 40:47Speaker 03

  And he does that 20 times.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 40:51Speaker 03

  Goes round and round and circle.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:53Speaker 03

  He's not alone in the car, I'm in the car.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  And then she goes, well, you, we have dinner reservations.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:59Bobby Lee?

  I go, I have to do five more.

• 41:01Speaker 02

  I like that, he, the valet guy's got nothing else going on.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  He's amused by the whole thing, I think.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  I pulled a prank the other day, I don't know if you, let me ask you if, if this was okay or not? If you would be mad?

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Right.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Okay? So I'm on tour. And I have a tour manager.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  As one does.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so I put him in coach. That's not the prank.

• 41:24Speaker 02

  Fair enough.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's fair enough, right? So, we did, had an hour and a half wait time at LAX. Now, we have to fly to Detroit, and because of the time difference, right? I, I'm hungry, and there's dinner reservations.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Right, so if you're an hour and a half on the tarmac, right? You're obviously arriving Detroit late.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:44Bobby Lee?

  Right, and the restaurant's gonna close.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  So, I hear an announcement, we land in Detroit. Alright, so for those who have a connection.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  You know this one?

• 41:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  Everyone that doesn't have a connection, if this is where you're landing, sit down while, you know, I mean, the connection people can get off, right? So I text Carlos, I go, "Pretend you have a connection."

• 42:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  So that we could ju, because I'm in first class.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 42:10Speaker 02

  I understand.

• 42:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and we get, so we get to go together.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:13Bobby Lee?

  Right? So Carlos goes, "I have a connection, I have a connection," and he, and he goes, and then once he gets to the front of the thing, I tell this, um, um. Oh my god. People, he does have a connection.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they go, what, and one of the guys goes, "What the fuck?" I go, "I don't know what he was doing." He doesn't have a connection, this is where we're going, and he just cut in line. Right? And then he, him and I get in a fight.

• 42:39Speaker 02

  The steward, the, uh, flight attendant.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Flight attendant, yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 02

  Right.

• 42:42Bobby Lee?

  So me and Carlos, that might, you know, make, get in a little screaming fight. I was like, "He's the one that texted me!" You know what I mean? To come, and we get into this fight up front, you know what I mean? What do you think of that prank?

• 42:53Speaker 02

  Well, to what end, though? Because you wanna get off, you wanna get to this dinner reservation.

• 42:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'd rather have that.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  It's pretty funny, though.

• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  It's pretty funny.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I would rather have that kind of.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  I like, I just was on a plane with some crew people, and, uh, or a guy I was working with, and I was, this isn't as dramatic as that, but I like making a big deal about stuff, uh, for his, you know, to annoy him, or to, to embarrass him.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  I was like, "Can't find my glasses!" I mean, "Hold on, they're in here, wait a minute, they're, they're in my bag," you know, I'm just like, making a show.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  You do the same kind of trickery as I do.

• 43:26Speaker 02

  It's fun, yeah.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  You're a trickster.

• 43:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, as, as well as I.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  So fall?

• 43:35Speaker 02

  Yes, fall, we'll be talking.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll be talking fall. Yeah, I mean, we're both tricksters in that way.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you do tricks?

• 43:43Speaker 03

  No.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not a trickster. You're not, you're not even good at improv.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  I don't even jaywalk.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  That what?

• 43:49Speaker 03

  I'm just like a rule follower. I was beat as a kid. I don't do that stuff.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  And I apologize. Are you a stand-up comedian?

• 43:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  What do you do then? What is this? What's the deal?

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  So, her and I were dating for ten years.

• 44:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  And we started this podcast, how long ago? Over ten years. Over ten years ago, right? Then we broke up.

• 44:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, then we broke up.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  And then she met somebody else, and she has a baby with somebody else.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  But we still do the, what?

• 44:13Speaker 03

  I was like, I don't know if you want to know all this.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm about to end. Now she has a baby. No, there's no drama.

• 44:18Speaker 02

  I apologize for not knowing the lore of the show.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  It's okay. Yeah, yeah, that's the lore. And, and we do this together.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Um, he just, I don't know how, but. Showed up here. Yeah, what's up, homie?

• 44:29Speaker 04

  What's up, man?

• 44:30Speaker 03

  He's a stand-up.

• 44:31Bobby Lee?

  He's a stand-up comedian.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Okay, seemed like a funny guy.

• 44:33Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like your eyebrows today.

• 44:36Speaker 04

  Oh, thanks, I got them.

• 44:37Bobby Lee?

  Very spockish.

• 44:38Speaker 04

  I got them, um.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  You got the work done on them?

• 44:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Threaded?

• 44:42Speaker 04

  Threaded, yes, that's the word.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  Really?

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I could tell.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're welcome. How much it cost you?

• 44:46Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:47Speaker 04

  I didn't pay for it.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:48Speaker 02

  What do you mean you didn't pay for it? What, your mom?

• 44:52Speaker 04

  A girl, dude.

• 44:53Speaker 02

  Your girlfriend?

• 44:54Speaker 03

  Your girl?

• 44:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, so, it's like fifty bucks, I think.

• 44:57Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 44:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, you had your girlfriend do your eyebrows.

• 44:59Speaker 03

  No, fifty.

• 45:00Speaker 04

  Well, I haven't got paid yet, so like, I told her I'll pay her.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  Wait a minute, what? I thought, I thought you were taking care of your crew here.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  Well.

• 45:10Speaker 02

  It's going in the, it's going on the, uh, performance.

• 45:14Bobby Lee?

  It is? The performance of Austin. Well, look, I, how about, can I, I've been no paid yet?

• 45:19Speaker 06

  Uh, he hasn't sent an invoice, uh, in.

• 45:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, yeah, you didn't send an invoice.

• 45:23Speaker 06

  I can't pay without.

• 45:23Speaker 04

  I have to wait for the fifteenth.

• 45:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, then wait for the fifteenth.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  And then you'll get, you'll send the in.

• 45:28Speaker 02

  It's the twenty-ninth.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That'd be a high way problem. I think it's your you problem.

• 45:34Speaker 04

  No.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why can't you send an invoice?

• 45:37Speaker 04

  I'll send them soon.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Soon, send it. Send it, and you'll get paid. That's how it works. Free threading's a telltale.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  Eyebrow threading is not fifty dollars.

• 45:46Speaker 04

  Oh, I don't know.

• 45:47Speaker 02

  Is it more?

• 45:47Speaker 04

  My girlfriend's, her family's rich.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  Way less. Your girlfriend's rich?

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Her family's rich.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:52Speaker 04

  They own, um, two funeral homes.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  Oh, yes, the funeral home is big money.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  Cemetery.

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  Is that big money?

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Oh, huge. My death is forever.

• 46:00Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 46:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's like a evergreen business.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  And everyone dies.

• 46:05Speaker 00

  It's a business.

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Are you scared of it?

• 46:07Speaker 02

  Death?

• 46:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:08Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 46:08Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh, sometimes. I'm fifty. Are you?

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  I'm fifty-four.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Fifty-four, okay.

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  So, I think it hits you like-

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  At fifty?

• 46:16Speaker 02

  At fifty, a little before for me. Uh, yeah, it's just like every once in a while you think about, oh no.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  This is actually gonna happen.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  It's actually going to happen.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  It's actually gonna happen to me.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna happen to you too as well.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And-

• 46:30Speaker 02

  It's a real, it's a real, it feels like a real raw deal.

• 46:33Bobby Lee?

  It's a raw deal. And, um, you know, when Richard Belzer died, apparently on his deathbed, he goes, "Fuck you, God." You know what I mean?

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Really?

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  I think something, he said something like that, where he was so angry that he was dying. You know what I mean? And he was so pissed about it. But, um, nobody here, how old are you, George? Uh, forty-six. Yeah, you're not there yet. Fit, when you hit fifty, it comes around and you have to deal with those. That's why I got a colonoscopy and that's why I quit smoking.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I'm doing things to maybe try to, but you know what I believe though? And, and, and ask, and I'm gonna ask you this.

• 47:08Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't know much about AI.

• 47:11Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:13Speaker 00

  That was your s- ass.

• 47:15Speaker 02

  But?

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  There is no but.

• 47:17Speaker 00

  That's it.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  It's just information.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Just know much, know much about it.

• 47:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  You know what I would love is, um, a podcast where guys talk about AI.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:29Speaker 02

  You know?

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  That don't, don't know much about-

• 47:31Speaker 02

  That don't really know much about.

• 47:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be fun, yeah, yeah.

• 47:34Speaker 02

  Have thoughts on it, have-

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  I do have thoughts about it, but it's like, you know, um, but I've been, I, I think maybe, um, AI technology, when it comes to medicine, will prolong our-

• 47:44Speaker 02

  I hope so. That's for, I'm excited about that.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Do you think so or no?

• 47:47Speaker 02

  Um, well, I felt like a couple, here we go. I felt like a couple of years ago, there was this real, um, utopian view of the AI thing, that we were like entering, about to enter into this-

• 47:59Bobby Lee?

  New age.

• 48:00Speaker 02

  New age, uh, and there were gonna be a lot of down, downsides to that, about employment and all this stuff. But that there was this almost extraterrestrial, uh, you know, level of superintelligence. And then it feels like it's maybe just a, a bunch of bullshit.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  Like, maybe they were just like a bunch of these tech guys trying to whip up a lot of investment and a lot of interest. And it's like, well, we don't, it doesn't really work.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  But, I might, that might be wrong too.

• 48:30Bobby Lee?

  I think you're wrong.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  I think there's

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  I think you're wrong. I don't know much about it.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  I think there's some parts of it that are really, specifically in medicine and science and stuff, where it could actually do amazing things, apparently.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  But like, have you tried to like the chat? Like, it feels like it's really stupid.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Well, chat, I deleted. I'll tell you why, okay?

• 48:49Speaker 02

  That's Sam Altman. He's gotta be, I mean, he seems like a bad guy.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and also, I think that it's lying to me. I'll give you a

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Specifically?

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  I'll get, I'm gonna give you a prime example why I deleted ChatGPT. I go, who started the Iran war? And it goes, well, they've technically been in a war in 47 years. I go, you know what I mean? When it does that, I'm like, no.

• 49:13Speaker 02

  No, we

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  We started it. We bombed them.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  Right.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it goes, well, people would still perceive that as, you know what I mean?

• 49:21Speaker 02

  Right.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Detention, and they have nuclear capability. I go, they didn't have, you know, and then you keep arguing, and it tries to stay in the middle, right? When it knows, you know what I mean? It's wrong.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, that's what you use chat for?

• 49:38Speaker 00

  It's all about

• 49:38Bobby Lee?

  I argue back and forth with it to see, you know what I mean, how, if I can win an argument.

• 49:44Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 49:45Speaker 00

  That's why it's debating you, because you're prompting it that way.

• 49:47Speaker 03

  My questions are so different for chat.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  What's your, what's your question?

• 49:50Speaker 03

  My last one's, if you were to look through my history, silly stuff, like how wide is the lie-flat seat on United Flight 1598?

• 49:57Speaker 00

  That's what I ask, stuff like that.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  Like, and I do like a side-by-side comparison, because if I were to do a Google, it would take me forever to find that, versus chat just kinda lays it out for you. Because I co-sleep with my baby for a nap to, you know, long-haul flights, so I have to know if we're gonna fit in this specific type of old Boeing 777 slash 200.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, bingo.

• 50:27Speaker 02

  I just hit my three o'clock dip.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  It's been a long dip.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gone pretty quickly, don't you think?

• 50:34Speaker 02

  I'm having a blast.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  I'm just kidding.

• 50:35Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 50:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, we know you were.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  Yes, thank you.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because we have comedy sensibilities as well as we do. Yeah, put that in performance.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  What have you, what have you used chat for?

• 50:46Speaker 02

  I'm trying to think. Well, one thing that I found it useful for in, for example, in On Cinema, when we get together to write, or any kind of writer's room, turn it, there's a, you know, you can record your meeting, and then it takes notes. And sometimes I find the hardest, if you don't have a good note taker, there's so many things coming, blah, blah, blah, you know, or just riffing, and then you lose stuff. And if some, no one's taking good notes. And a few of those programs do a really good job of note taking.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  And breaking it down and organizing it, and almost immediately.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:19Speaker 02

  Or another thing was like, I had a script that I wrote with somebody, and we wanted to send in a synopsis with like, you know, like a one-page description of the movie and all this stuff.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  So it read this whole script?

• 51:29Speaker 02

  It read the script in like, in a second, and then outputted this, this summary. And it was like, very well done, and it was the kind of work that I hate to do.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  You know, it's, it's like a book report.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  That kind of work. So I think it's kind of good for that kind of stuff.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's why, like, a lot of these lawyers' positions are being eradicated through.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I think a lot of jobs in that way are going to be eradicated, you know? And I think that, um, I mean, you're already seeing it with, um, in China with the robots making the cars.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:59Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I know that we see those little boxes with the little eyes that delivering stuff on the street. Like, you know, and we don't think anything of it, of it, they're so cute. Why don't they put eyes on it? So I can see. Doesn't it scare you? You think it's cute?

• 52:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, why? Because when one's like now tumbling.

• 52:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  And crashing into something, then you feel bad.

• 52:18Speaker 03

  I do.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  And you go, are you okay, buddy?

• 52:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:20Speaker 02

  I like, somebody was saying there's a new driverless car thing that's like more, it, it feels like you're just sitting in a...

• 52:27Speaker 04

  Box.

• 52:28Speaker 02

  In a box without there's no steering wheel or there's no pretending that there's a driver. It's just, it's just, because you don't really like in those Waymos, that's not actually being used.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  You know, that's not, there's.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Aesthetics.

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's just aesthetics, but I like the idea of like that you're, if you're gonna have that experience, it's yeah, that thing.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  Like, you're not pretending that it's, that it's being controlled by people. It's completely.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  It's probably more room.

• 52:54Speaker 02

  It's more room.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's free?

• 52:57Speaker 04

  It's free in Vegas. They're in pilots. Amazon owns it.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Amazon.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. They're gonna be believing this whole thing, this insidious pricing thing where it's like, remember when Uber came out and it was like, oh, you go to the airport for fifteen dollars?

• 53:10Speaker 04

  Don't need a cab.

• 53:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then it's like now it's a hundred and twenty dollars, you know?

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:14Speaker 02

  They like let, they get you addicted to it and then they just go.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Is it still cheaper than a taxi?

• 53:20Speaker 02

  That I can't tell you. I don't know.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Can you?

• 53:21Speaker 04

  Sometimes.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Can you chat to me?

• 53:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe I'll go back to taxi cabs.

• 53:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, taxis. I like taxis.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  I've gone back to taxi cabs.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  Really?

• 53:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yes, hi, mate?

• 53:31Speaker 04

  No, taxi cabs.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Taxi!

• 53:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:37Speaker 04

  That's the good old times.

• 53:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, taxi.

• 53:40Speaker 04

  Taxi!

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  And then some Indian guy.

• 53:43Speaker 02

  Easy.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  Easy. Oh, whoa, hello. There's all kinds of people that drive those things.

• 53:50Speaker 04

  Asians.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a lot of Asians, Pakistanis. Yeah, yeah, Irish people.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  Subcontinental Africans.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've met some subcons on that, driving it.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm some subcons. Hello, my friend. But my point is, is this, here's, how about this as a thing? Their music. Now, in Uber, okay?

• 54:16Speaker 02

  What music? Oh, the cab driver's music or the?

• 54:18Bobby Lee?

  Uber's music.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:20Bobby Lee?

  One time I went to an Uber and it was like, Jesus, pull me in your arms forever.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  Worship.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Am I allowed to go? Can you turn that off, please?

• 54:30Speaker 02

  You are certainly allowed to do that, but then you create an awkward situation.

• 54:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Right. So what would you do in that situation?

• 54:37Speaker 02

  I would.

• 54:40Speaker 02

  Sing along. Just disassociate.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you disassociate?

• 54:43Speaker 02

  Mmm, look at my phone.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:46Speaker 02

  I had once, I was, I, cause I also play music and I was at a club and I had a guitar with me and I got into an Uber. And the guys, and that's always the worst, cause somebody's like, you know, "Oh, you play music?"

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:57Speaker 02

  "Yeah, what kind of music?" And I just, I don't wanna talk about what kind of music, you know?

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  What kind of music do you play?

• 55:02Speaker 02

  Uh, it's rock music, I say.

• 55:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  And I, and he goes, "Oh, rock music?" And he turns it on to like the rock station and blasts it.

• 55:10Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 55:10Speaker 02

  Like, "Oh, you need, you need, you need rock music now."

• 55:18Speaker 02

  I'll take this off for a second.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Mom turned this off? Nope. Um, oh, wow.

• 55:25Speaker 02

  What?

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  Your Uber story.

• 55:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, something else, right? I, I like-

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  And I, I think I've timed it wrong where I was playing the music during the story.

• 55:34Speaker 02

  Well, you weren't listening to the story.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  I didn't hear a single word of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  Oh, look at me. Well, that's funny. Why, where'd that picture-

• 55:40Bobby Lee?

  Is that you?

• 55:41Speaker 02

  That's me when I was sixteen.

• 55:42Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess what kind of music here in this band. It's, um, dream pop.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  No, it's like-

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Jangle pop.

• 55:48Speaker 02

  Jangle, pop, folky, yeah, uh, sort of Beatlesque.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that you and I would, um, share the same kind of musical taste.

• 55:57Speaker 02

  Probably. You're wearing a Talking Heads shirt. I just saw David Byrne a few week, uh, month or so ago.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  At Coachella?

• 56:02Speaker 02

  No, at, um, Big Ears.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  In, uh, Knoxville. Where, where are you from?

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  I'm from San Diego, California.

• 56:08Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm a huge Talking Heads fan.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  Get that, get that out of you.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  You look so handsome there, by the way. Um, I, I'm a Talking Heads fan. I believe that you and I, do you like television?

• 56:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not a big television fan, but, uh-

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  But do you like the CBGB days back in the, uh?

• 56:26Speaker 02

  I mean, it's not my favorite period of music.

• 56:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  But I, I like, I'm more of like a seventies-

• 56:31Bobby Lee?

  I think I just lost the job.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  I'm not like a punk guy.

• 56:37Bobby Lee?

  You're not a punk guy?

• 56:38Speaker 02

  No.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you then?

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Uh, like Beatles, Stone-

• 56:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're Beatlesque.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Uh, Deblin, Pink Floyd.

• 56:43Bobby Lee?

  Me!

• 56:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. That's my favorite.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I wanna ask, yeah, so I wanna, so I wanna say something, okay?

• 56:50Speaker 00

  Oh, gosh. I kept hearing Beatles.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I, I know, so, we have a friend here, he's a photographer, his name is Alex, you know, he's the guy in the ball, right? And he told me that, um-

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  He basically said that Linkin Park was better than the Beatles.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Right.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how do you feel about that statement?

• 57:09Speaker 02

  Everybody's free to have their own opinion about things. You hate it? There's no way to have an, there's no, there's no rigid aestheticism about anything. That's, I would not agree with that. I think, we could look at statistics and numbers to prove, disprove that. We could look at, if you want to go by, if you want to go by record sales or, you know, cultural impact.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I understand that, but, but the argument with his, he's saying that, what was your argument? Say in the mic.

• 57:40Speaker 07

  I said that the Hybrid Theory, Hybrid Theory album by Linkin Park probably sold more albums than the White Album.

• 57:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you have to understand that they're clocking it when, when Spotify came out, right? When you, you don't put in the amount of albums they sold for 30 years before that.

• 57:59Speaker 07

  Are you sure?

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I also just think you cannot, that era, it's like your, the consumption and buying of albums was very different from the 2000s and Linkin Park.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Back then, everyone bought an album.

• 58:13Speaker 03

  Exactly. Like that was the, I was in high school, I would spend all my money on a lot of CDs at that time.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, at, at the time. So you're not, you're not, that Spotify number that you're looking at is in, in the Spotify years of what?

• 58:27Speaker 07

  We use ChatGPT.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:28Speaker 07

  We use Chat.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  What is the question?

• 58:32Speaker 07

  I just made that statement.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  That he said that that Hybrid Theory from Linkin Park.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  Sold more copies of the White Album.

• 58:38Speaker 06

  Global sales, Hybrid Theory 32 million and White Album 21 million.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  It throughout history?

• 58:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 58:48Speaker 07

  That's all I'm saying, the numbers don't lie, man.

• 58:52Speaker 02

  I mean, that's kind of a random Beatles album to pick.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that is. Yeah. Can we go, what?

• 58:57Speaker 02

  You chose that one.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  I chose the White Album. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's my favorite one.

• 59:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 59:01Bobby Lee?

  Because I think that the White Album has a different mix of genre music.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  Oh, for sure.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have like Helter Skelter, but then you also have Dear Prudence. You know what I mean? And you, it's just, it's like, you're getting a lot of different genres and they're also opening up experimental wise.

• 59:18Speaker 02

  I'll tell you what, I will tell you my favorite Beatles.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Tell me, tell me, tell me.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  It's a hard day's night.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  And tell me why.

• 59:23Speaker 02

  And I'll tell you why. Because. We, there's a, I think, people of our generation, we tend to look at the early Beatles stuff, the Beatlemania with the mop tops and the suits and it's a little old fashioned or it's a little, it's not for us. We like the six, we like the Sergeant Peppers and the psychedelic stuff, right? The, that prime, that 1964 stuff, when they were on fire in a way that no other bands ever been, maybe Elvis, but nobody is just, is like where people are weeping openly, screaming and throwing themselves on the ground for them. Yeah. That height- Well, you haven't been doing a Linkin Park concert. Well, these guys never got it like this. This was insanity.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  I remember. And the band themselves are like, there's no issues between the four of them. They are, they're like, it's the, it's the peak of everything. Everything after that is like a little bit of downhill slide. I agree with you, full heartedly. And we catch them in the Hard Days Night album. Their songwriting is unbelievable. Yeah. It's, it's a John-centric album. Yeah. But it's, it, the songwriting's through the, through the roof. They're getting really good in the studio, but it hasn't gotten into like backwards tape loops or anything yet. But it sounds really good. Hmm. And it's just them at their, as good as they're ever gonna be. Yeah. As good as they're ever gonna be, even though they went on and did better things. Yes, yes. I see what you're saying. This is as tight as they, this is just, you listen to that album, it's four guys in one room together

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  and there's a person pressing record. Yeah. And we're hearing, getting to hear that still to this day. Wow. And the, I think it's, there's some songs that, you know, don't age as well, whatever, but it's a very moving experience to listen to that record after all these years. They're 22 years old. Wow. What the hell? Imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Three, 23. That's incredible. And also, you know, Beatlemania, if you don't know what that is, it's, these women, it was almost as if-

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  It was the second coming of Christ. And I don't wanna, I, I, I believe-

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  And John Lennon got in trouble for saying that.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Did he say that?

• 1:01:28Speaker 02

  Well, he said something to the effect about a year or so later, said that, you know, we're bigger than Jesus now.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  And he didn't mean it quite that way, but it was like, the kids aren't going to church, they're coming to the rock shows, you know?

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, it's, I, I mean, it's chasing after them for miles-

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  In a car, it's-

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  Look at any of the footage from Shea Stadium or the Ed Sullivan Show, people are-

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Losing their minds.

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  And, and, and mass psychosis.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like- Yeah, cuz I, you know, the Bieber thing, that, you know what I mean? That's big ass.

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  Oh, this is so great.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  This is great, yeah.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  I mean, it's so great.

• 1:02:00Speaker 00

  It's crazy. Do you guys think at Michael Jackson's peak, same level or completely different from the Beatles?

• 1:02:06Speaker 02

  I wouldn't say completely different, but, um, that guy had some, was into some weird shit, though.

• 1:02:11Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:14Speaker 00

  I think so.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  Have you looked into that?

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  There was some weird-

• 1:02:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. They cut that out of the movie.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  They're so beautiful.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  I saw the movie, they cut it out of the movie.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  They're so beautiful.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:25Speaker 02

  They're so beautiful, sometimes they make me cry, just how beautiful they are.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  And they're just like-

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Are you being so, I, I, I feel like being real, I feel the same way.

• 1:02:32Speaker 02

  I mean, the, when they look at each other-

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  When they look at each other and know-

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Jeez.

• 1:02:37Speaker 03

  You good?

• 1:02:38Speaker 02

  And know that they, how young they started, they're fifteen, sixteen years old, and they worked for ten years, and so, and they're like at Shea Stadium. You can see them looking at each other going like, how the fuck did this happen?

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:02:50Speaker 02

  What the fuck is going on?

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  Because remember the, the, the pub days?

• 1:02:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And also, they went to Germany, they would go to other places and play these small-

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  Grind it out, they play for six hours a night.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. They would grind it out doing cover.

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  There was no guarantees this was gonna go anywhere, either.

• 1:03:04Bobby Lee?

  Pete Best was in the band at the time.

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  Terrible drummer.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Well, that's why they kicked him out.

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I, he wanted to go to art school, that's what I heard?

• 1:03:13Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  Uh, that's the bass player, Stu Sutcliffe.

• 1:03:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, that is?

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  Who died of a, um, brain aneurysm.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, I did not know that, thank you so much for that information, thank you.

• 1:03:23Speaker 02

  Well, now we're in a Beatles podcast.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because you have to understand that I grew up obsessed with them.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Yeah, as a little child, my mom would play them and Simon and Garfunkel.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  Love Simon and Garfunkel.

• 1:03:36Bobby Lee?

  Me too. And, um, and-

• 1:03:38Speaker 02

  Art Garfunkel's playing at the old, uh, with the Ace Theater-

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  Pass.

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  We're obsessed with him. He's a strange bird.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  He is?

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  Wait, at the Ace?

• 1:03:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  I think Paul Simon is at the Hollywood Bowl.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's a little bit.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, wait. At the same night?

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  The same night, no.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  No, no, they're just in L.A.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  They're co-chelling it, you know what I mean? Ones on the main scene, ones in the tents?

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  But I'm fascinated by Art Garfunkel. I think he's hilarious and strange and I'm.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Have you met him?

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  Just from his videos and.

• 1:04:09Bobby Lee?

  He's talented guy.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  Very strange bird. And very talented and I can't wait to see what that, whatever that show is gonna be.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:16Speaker 02

  Very exciting for me.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Now, does he sing?

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  No singing. No, I'm just kidding, of course.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll be honest with you. I'll tell you, I mean, because one time I bought Lou Reed tickets. I think he was gonna sing and he was.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  Who?

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Lou Reed?

• 1:04:31Speaker 02

  Lou Reed. I just said Lou Reed, anyways. Doesn't matter. I misheard you. Continue. Lou Reed.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  I have an Asian accent. A Lou Reed. Okay. Sometimes it comes out.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Sorry.

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  Fair enough.

• 1:04:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but anyway.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  And he just spoke or something?

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  And he just wrote, he just read poems from his.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  I literally thought, oh, he's gonna play music. I show up, there's nothing on stage except for a podium. You know what I mean? And I'm sitting there and he comes out and he brings out a book. And he just reads poems. Yeah, and we were still, I was still going, wow!

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  Great poem.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  That one didn't rhyme, but.

• 1:05:09Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm a huge fan, you know what I mean?

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, a poem, a poetry.

• 1:05:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, just to see, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, but I was just like, yeah, you know what I mean?

• 1:05:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  That was in high school.

• 1:05:17Speaker 02

  I like those kind of things. I saw Nick Cave at the Disney.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Love him.

• 1:05:21Speaker 02

  Hall, Disney Hall.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  And it was like, just in conversation, kind of. It was like, he had a piano there and he played songs. But then he did a Q and A. But it was like, very, it was, it was not just like a end of the, it was like part of the show. And it was great, because people had great questions, he had great answers, it was just terrific.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:40Speaker 02

  So sometimes I like.

• 1:05:41Bobby Lee?

  Love his voice.

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick Cave's great. Now, you know, we're toward the end of the podcast sequence of this program. Okay?

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  And I want your honest answer.

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, sometimes, you know, as comedians,

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  we ham it up and, you know, I mean, and we lean into the comedy of it.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  But sometimes Papa Lee, which is me.

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  Likes to be real.

• 1:06:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  And did you have fun today?

• 1:06:10Speaker 02

  I did. I did.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  Genuine.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think the time flew by.

• 1:06:15Speaker 02

  I've got, yes, a lot on my plate this week because of what's going on with Infowars, a lot of other things happening. And I was a little, I saw this on my schedule, I said, hey geez, do I, it's gotta drive somewhere and I gotta sit somewhere and be away from this for, for a while.

• 1:06:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  Is it gonna end? I'm very, uh, very happy that I didn't, that I'm here.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Great, great, great. And I'm glad, I'm, I was very excited that you were on the, um, on the list.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  Good.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  And, um, huge fan. Do you want to plug anything right now? Infowars? What else?

• 1:06:47Speaker 02

  Infowars, Office Hours, and the High Network, highnetwork.tv.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  Highnetwork.tv. And, um, why don't we give Tim Heidecker a round of applause? Thank you so much for being here.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, Hyman had some questions.

• 1:07:00Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  Just real quick, real quick.

• 1:07:03Speaker 02

  Encore?

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, real quick, real quick.

• 1:07:05Speaker 04

  I watched your, the Joe Rogan podcast, did he get mad?

• 1:07:10Speaker 02

  I have not heard. I heard, I didn't hear. I don't know. I can't remember.

• 1:07:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What was, how was your experience on that, feeling wise, when you left?

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  I never did the Joe Rogan podcast. I did a parody of it.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did a parody of it?

• 1:07:22Speaker 04

  Eleven hours.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'll go. Eleven hours?

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  No, well, it was a hour and a half that we looped.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:30Speaker 02

  That was my, that's the ultimate, my joke of that was just like, I never know when that show starts and ends. And whenever you see it, it's just going on.

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  No one gets anywhere and there's no point. It's just a total waste of everyone's time.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go on, go on.

• 1:07:45Speaker 04

  And then, uh, me and, me and Ralph, my best friend, we, we enjoyed your, uh, standup special.

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that was, that was really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, um,

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  It's on YouTube.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we get, got what you, you were doing and you did it perfectly.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  I heard, I was, somebody posted in, in the midst of all this Infowars crap was, uh, somebody posted their ver, their negative review of that. And it's really funny how mad it made some people.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  It did not make-

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  I get it. You're trying to not be funny and everyone's laughing and blah, blah. And it's like, well, but who cares? If you're laughing, who cares?

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't, no, I loved it.

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  I get, whatever I do to get you to laugh, all that matters.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  It's fucking great, dude. Yeah, yeah. I wish I would have brought that up earlier. That was so fucking great, yeah.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  I'm glad you liked it.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:29Speaker 02

  And didn't take offense, because I'm not trying to-

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  No, as a standup, I understand what you do.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And there's an understanding, Fall. And, um, But anyway, um, um, circle around, but I really do understand your style and that's why I'm such a big fan of yours.

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 02

  I appreciate it. And we'll have to get you on our podcast one of these days.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  I would love to do it.

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? If you would have me, I'd be grateful to do it.

• 1:08:53Speaker 02

  We'll set that.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  One more question?

• 1:08:55Speaker 04

  Um, no, just Ralph. He enjoyed your special more than specials.

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  So his best friend is Ralph Barbosa, who's a very famous stand-up comedian.

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just...

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  Does he run that grocery store?

• 1:09:09Speaker 04

  Uh, no, not yet.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  Not Ralph's?

• 1:09:12Speaker 04

  Not yet.

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ralph Barbosa's a big fan of yours.

• 1:09:16Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 1:09:16Bobby Lee?

  And he's a very up and rising, very funny stand-up comic.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  I'll have to look out for him.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So...

• 1:09:22Speaker 02

  Anything else?

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  Is that anything else?

• 1:09:23Speaker 04

  Where's Eric?

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no, we already did that.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  I had his beginning.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  How's Eric's kids?

• 1:09:32Speaker 02

  How's Eric's kids?

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  He doesn't have any kids. I have two kids.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:35Speaker 04

  How's your kids?

• 1:09:39Speaker 04

  Well, yeah. Uh, are you doing Infowars?

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll... Anyway.

• 1:09:44Speaker 02

  Do a little self-editing. Thank you, guys.

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