Bonus #127 - Live Call Show Vol. 24 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy's back talking directly to the fans, on the road from the beautiful city of Birmingham, Alabama. In between ordering Panda Express and sending Straight George on a mission to buy exotic regional diet sodas, Stav and Eld help callers including a woman who's been dating a seemingly asexual guy for one year with no play, a guy who wants tips on how to connect with his estranged manosphere-obsessed brother who just had a kid, and a 22-year-old guy who's having trouble coming to grips with the fact that his girlfriend hooked up with one of their mutual friends one month before they started dating. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Watch LET'S START A CULT on Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/lets-start-a-cult-1f157c44-3840-4f01-8863-bb6afa472a0b If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! LISTEN AND SUBSCRIBE: PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld APPLE PODCASTS: https://apple.co/3CgZjv8 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kDS5MRlBl53tA3MRGqLzx?si=cb437767670341ab YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@stavvysworld CLIPS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@stavvysworldclips + and everywhere you listen to podcasts Follow Stavvy's World on social media: https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld https://www.youtube.com/@stavvysworld https://www.youtube.com/@stavvysworldclips https://www.instagram.com/stavvysworld/ https://www.tiktok.com/@stavvysworld https://twitter.com/stavvysworld https://www.facebook.com/stavvysworld Follow Stavros Halkias on social media: https://www.stavvy.biz/ https://www.youtube.com/stavvybaby https://www.instagram.com/stavvybaby2/ https://www.tiktok.com/@stavvybaby2 https://twitter.com/stavvybaby https://www.facebook.com/stavvybaby/ Follow Eldis Sula on social media: https://www.instagram.com/eldissula/ https://twitter.com/eldissula

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:53Speaker 01

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• 1:07Speaker 03

  Hello?

• 1:08Speaker 04

  What's up, dude? How's it going? You've called in before, is that right?

• 1:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was on the last one.

• 1:15Speaker 04

  Okay. Remind us your issue and tell us what the fuck is going on now.

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll try to make it quick. Sorry, I gotta step outside real quick.

• 1:28Speaker 04

  That's all right, dude.

• 1:30Speaker 03

  But, so basically, I'm, uh, me and my girlfriend, we're 22. We've been together a year and a half, and it's been going really great. Like, we, uh, you know, we just click on so many things, whatever, chemistry, we fuck a lot.

• 1:47Speaker 04

  Nice, nice.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  She's really cool.

• 1:49Speaker 04

  Nice, cool. Tits? I'll bring you your tits.

• 1:55Stavros Halkias?

  That's good to hear.

• 1:59Speaker 03

  Sorry, I'm rambling. I was like, I was getting worked up just like thinking about the whole thing again.

• 2:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's awesome.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  But um.

• 2:09Speaker 03

  Anyway, I.

• 2:13Speaker 03

  Long story short, I found out that a month before we had gotten together, she had had sex with a kind of close friend of mine.

• 2:22Stavros Halkias?

  Ah, tough one.

• 2:24Speaker 03

  And uh.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was just like. I don't know, like, I'm not that close with them, but like, I've known him longer than I've known her. And like. I don't know, like, we're all kind of in the same friend group.

• 2:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's tough. That's twenty-two-year-old problems right there, brother.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. But.

• 2:48Stavros Halkias?

  So what? Yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 03

  I've just been, I've just been really fucked up about it, just like in a jealousy kind of way, because like.

• 2:57Speaker 03

  You know, like, I've, oh, fuck. I messaged all this, can you guys bleep my name? I mean, like, I don't care, like, this'll probably help somebody, whatever.

• 3:05Stavros Halkias?

  We definitely can bleep whatever you need, dude.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Okay, okay. But, I mean, I, I, I've only had sex once before, like, ever before I, I. Like, we got together and. Like, from the beginning, I was like head over heels. She's like, perfect, great, you know, everything, super sweet. But uh, like, a month in, she told me that she had kissed him. Like, I didn't even ask, she just, she had confessed. That she had kissed him. They went on one date and she kissed him, but.

• 3:36Stavros Halkias?

  No, she gave me the half confession? That's the worst thing to do. You don't do the half confession. You either come clean or you take it to your fucking grave.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, and at the end, I feel like that's what, what really messed me up, because like. I, I, I don't know, we were on, we were talking about something else, and I just randomly asked her, I was like. Did you fuck him? It was like, I just.

• 4:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  I just knew, you know.

• 4:05Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, bro, I have, yes, I've been in this exact position. Finish your story, I'll tell you how, you just go ahead.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, sure, sure, but uh.

• 4:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, and so I, you know, I found out a couple of months ago and like that first week, it was like all I thought about. Like I would just think about them together. I would think about like, what like just the shit they would say to each other, might have said to each other.

• 4:29Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, of course, you're just obsessing, it sucks.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Done and, and like, I really tried to, to keep it to myself in a way, cause like she knew it, she could tell it like fucked me up, just cause like I-

• 4:40Stavros Halkias?

  I'm sure you're doing a real good job, just fucking stewing, just fucking out at a bar like red in the face, but go ahead.

• 4:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then I just started looking back at everything, cause like we, like, like we, we'd even been, been around this guy in the past, you know, year or so, we've been dating, so like, I've seen this guy, said hi to him, you know, whatever. And, and like, we've been cool, like he hasn't been weird and like I just-

• 5:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  I thought it was just a kiss that whole time, but like, I don't know, I, coincidentally, we've been like out of the friend group, and since we've been dating, just cause we've been busy, you know, with, with like work and other stuff, but like, now I'm thinking the whole thing is like, maybe she's avoiding him and, and I'm just wondering like,

• 5:25Stavros Halkias?

  Who gives a fuck?

• 5:25Speaker 03

  How to even get back in the friend group, like if I even want to.

• 5:28Stavros Halkias?

  Do you want to? I mean, alright, let's, let's just start, let's just, let's just see what's going, so, you, this has been going on for, so you've been dating her a while though, right? Like, over, over a year at this point?

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's been pretty serious.

• 5:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, it's, okay, look, here's what's going on. She, look dude, I hate to break it to you, she fucked a co- she fucked more than that guy. You know what I mean? Like, that's not the only guy she fucked, you just happen to know a guy she fucked. And that sucks.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:57Stavros Halkias?

  Don't get me wrong, you don't wanna know specifics, the less you know, the better, this is why, this is why-

• 6:03Speaker 03

  You have no, you have no idea.

• 6:04Stavros Halkias?

  I have some, believe me, bro, I have an idea, here's the thing, I ha- that's the other thing you need, you need to understand, I have an idea, every man on earth has an idea. This, you are, like, I know it sucks, I know this feels bad, we've all been through this in a, like, I've had a situation where somebody that like- You know, I wasn't even seriously dating. We were on again, off again. And there was a guy who was lurking, right? And I knew this guy wanted to fuck her. And I could tell. And then on one of our like back, you know, we're just hooking up whatever. We're back on for a month or two. She, you know, lets it slip. She fucked this and you know, whatever. You and I don't give a fuck, right? Like I was like, cause I knew I was fucking other people. She was fucking other people.

• 6:49Stavros Halkias?

  But just the fact that I could tell this fucking prick wanted to fuck her. And I sort of, you know, he was like a friend of a friend and she would always bring him up and I'm like, I know what, I know what kind of guy this is. This guy's trying to fuck you. He's not nice. You know what I mean? And then she ends up fucking him. And again, doesn't really matter to me. I knew what I was doing. We weren't exclusive and it wouldn't have bothered me if she fucked 10 other guys. But just the fact that it was a guy I knew pissed me the fuck off and it made it honestly. It's not like we were ever going to be serious, but it was like, I was like, this is too much for me to handle. As immature as I, I know it is. Yeah. It just is, right?

• 7:31Stavros Halkias?

  For you though, I do think you're in a kind of different situation where it's like, look dude, when you say you're in the friend group, you're fucking 22. You're just talking about a guy that went to the same college as you. Like everyone's your fucking friend when you're 21. Like this isn't like your fucking best friend secretly fucked this lady. It's a guy you had a lunch with at the other end of a fucking 12 person table. You know what I mean? Like it generally speaking, all that, all that you're saying is that she hooked up with somebody in your general social circle for your age group, right? This, there's no real betrayal here. There's no real nothing. I mean, sure. The little like, the half confession is a little weird, but it's like, you can also,

• 8:16Stavros Halkias?

  if the tables were turned, you could see how that would be a little, you know what I mean? Like.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, like wanting to protect me or whatever.

• 8:22Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 8:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it's, it's more than just, I mean, fuck, it's more than just like a guy in our friend group. He was kind of like, he was kind of, he was like one of the first people I met and he really like introduced me to everybody and. And he was like, somebody I felt I could trust. And now it's like,

• 8:37Stavros Halkias?

  But hold on.

• 8:38Speaker 03

  I have no logical reason not to trust him.

• 8:40Stavros Halkias?

  But that's what I'm saying.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  Cause I wasn't even in the picture.

• 8:43Stavros Halkias?

  That's what.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  I still feel.

• 8:44Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly. In, in some ways, it's this annoying thing where it's like, two people you really like, before they knew you, had chemistry. That actually makes sense. You know what I mean? Like, you liked both of them. Neither one of them knew you existed, and they had a fling, right? They sure that sucks, but it's like, this is life, brother. And the fact that, there's no, you weren't in the picture. There was no, this is not affecting you at all. I get feeling fucked up about it, because that's human and that's natural, but it's like, it is unfortunately something that you're gonna have to just,

• 9:25Stavros Halkias?

  get past. And, look, maybe the way you get past it is by being in that friend group less, right? That sucks a little bit. Like, maybe in some other universe, you and this guy could have been frie-, you know, closer. You like him, you respect him, whatever, but it's like, that's okay if like, your girl's like, hey, do you wanna go get drinks with, you know, X, X, and X? Be like, you know what? I don't know, I'd rather not. You know what I mean? Like, that's okay. Especially if the rest of your relationship is, is like, really good. But I don't know, man. This is just, unfortunately, this is normal that literally everybody goes through.

• 10:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, this is like an important lesson of like, youth of your early twenties. It's like, you know, right now, I mean, I'm just thinking of myself back then.

• 10:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 10:10Speaker 04

  I, you, even, even if you know it's irrational, you know it's not right, and, you know, like, two, you're the girl you're currently dating, and the guy you made friends with in college, like, fucked before they met you. You know it has nothing to do with you, but you're like, so raw with emotion at 22 years old. That you just can't ignore. I mean, I know you're obsessing about it. You're just thinking of them fucking. You're like, oh, fuck.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:40Speaker 04

  Fuck, I'm so stupid. He's such a cool, awesome guy.

• 10:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 10:43Speaker 04

  He was awesome with her too, and he got pussy out of her.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  Like, he's, it's like, and it just makes me madder, cause he, like, I know, like, he's a fucking loser, like, it doesn't, you know, and like, she doesn't like him, like, like, she, you know, obviously, she, you know, she didn't.

• 10:58Speaker 04

  Right.

• 10:58Speaker 03

  You gotta, you know.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  I think you gotta consider.

• 11:01Speaker 03

  But like, I, I, I kept talking about it so much, and, and she, like, it just, she, she was really patient with me, but like.

• 11:08Stavros Halkias?

  No, there's a limit, dude. There's a limit, yeah.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  I, I, I asked, I asked way too many questions that I just.

• 11:13Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, no, dude, the questions.

• 11:16Speaker 04

  Of course you did. Of course you fucking did. Are you kidding me?

• 11:20Speaker 03

  It just like.

• 11:22Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know. I didn't want to ask quite, I was just like pissed.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  If, if this was in college, this was when you were like actually getting your fuck on, when you were a fucking loser in college.

• 11:32Stavros Halkias?

  No, you're right. You're right. The first piece of pussy I got.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  It's like, you're like, what? You feel betrayed even though it's not a betrayal?

• 11:39Stavros Halkias?

  No, I know this, I, I.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  But it's, it's, it's also like, kind of, I, I feel weird segueing into this, but it, it kind of feels like I'm back, like, back that high school, like, virgin. I feel like a virgin again, like, that title. Cause, cause like, y- y- you know, just the classic, like, like, you, you know, like, your crush has been fucking some dude that's already graduated or whatever, like, some older guy's already been there, and I'm like, I'm like, fuck, I'm just a kid. Like, I feel like a kid now, and like.

• 12:07Stavros Halkias?

  But dude, that's, okay.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  I need to catch up in a weird way.

• 12:10Stavros Halkias?

  Here's the thing.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  But like, there's no, I know there's no getting even.

• 12:14Stavros Halkias?

  There's, there's no getting even, there's no doing anything about it, bro. Here's the thing. Feel this, let it go through you, be pissed, don't take it out on your girl, and ju- eventually this will go, this will just like, get out of your system. I know it feels impossible, right? But there is no solution other than, uh, break up with her and fuck ten other girls.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:41Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? And you don't want that. You like this girl.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  And that's the, well, and that's the other thing. I mean, she's literally the, she's the perfect person for me, like, especially like where we're at.

• 12:51Speaker 04

  You're telling me to, man.

• 12:52Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, look, I'm gonna, listen, you're hurting.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  She's on, she's on birth control.

• 12:56Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, there we go.

• 12:57Speaker 04

  She's fine.

• 12:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, okay, alright, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Three ways.

• 13:01Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, alright, alright, alright, alright. So shut the fuck up.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  I know, I'm sorry. It's, it's, I'm like, I, it's, it's payback for being a fucking virgin all high school.

• 13:12Stavros Halkias?

  It's not payback. There's, listen, listen, it's not payback. You're not important enough for the universe to be punishing. That, that helped me a lot. I used to say shit like that. I used to be like, oh, shit's gonna start going bad when my life is good. No, I'm meaningless. You're meaningless too. No one was trying to hurt you. This just happened and you're in a great position and here's the thing, you're 22. You know how you stop being a fucking gay virgin? You fucking suck it up and admit the girl you fucked fucked somebody else. You keep fucking her and then maybe she sucks your dick while another girl sucks your dick at the same time. And shut the fuck up. Life is pain. The life of a man is pain and disappointment over and over and over again. This is the first of many, motherfucker. So just get used to it.

• 13:57Stavros Halkias?

  You're in a better spot than most, because you know what usually happens? Uh, the girl you like fucks another guy and guess what? She keeps fucking him. She fucked this loser, doesn't, doesn't want anything to do with him. Wants, wants you. You're just gonna, and bro, I hate that you, we gotta be your big brothers here. Shut the fuck up. This is life. You will, this is nothing. You will look back at this.

• 14:19Speaker 03

  I know, no, I, you're right.

• 14:21Stavros Halkias?

  You will look back at this when you're our age and laugh.

• 14:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:24Stavros Halkias?

  I'm thinking about girls I used to fucking cry about. I have been destroyed so much harder, so much more often, not just romantically, professionally, personally. In any way you can think of, you will, you will hurt so much more and there will be no pussy consolation prize either for that. So just get used to it, man.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  Absolutely. And I'll play, I'll play good cop here a little bit. I, I will say even, you know, you're 22, you're going through all this, I'll even- Say, if you just can't get this out of your head, there's nothing wrong with removing yourself from the friend group, or even if like, it's all you can see and think about when you're spending time with her, it's okay to just like, break it off with her if like, you really truly

• 15:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's the nuclear option. That's the red button.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  If you like, can't get over it, and that's fine.

• 15:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  But, you know, one, either way, you're, you are learning a very valuable life lesson that will seem so miniscule in the future, like Stav says, like, you will look back on it and laugh at like, what a pussy you are. And that's not because you're a bad guy, just because everyone's kind of a dumb pussy, like, when they're in their early twenties.

• 15:36Stavros Halkias?

  It's the way you laugh about now, the way you laugh about like, when you had too much fucking chocolate milk and threw up in fourth grade. Like, these are the problems of a baby. That's okay, man. I know they feel real serious right now, but like, you're in a good spot, that's nothing you can do, and this is ju- it's like food poisoning, man, this has to leave your system. And, you know, like Elda said, there's different ways you can do that. At, at the, the easiest one, or the smallest one is just like, you know, remove yourself from the friend group, don't hang out with this fucking guy that reminds you, the worst one being, break up with this girl, I don't think you want that. And just, and again, you just can't take this out on her anymore,

• 16:18Stavros Halkias?

  though, because she also has a limit, and you've passed that limit, it's very clear. So, be pissed by yourself, don't let it ruin your relationship, and, uh, you know, just get ready for way more of this feeling. And here's the good news, it will never feel, it, it will, it will be worse, but it won't feel as bad. You'll deal with like, such tragedy that won't affect you the way this affects you. So that's the silver lining. This is the greatest pain you're registering, even though it's very minor.

• 16:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  Yes, yeah. No, it's, it's definitely just a, a learning experience, and the last thing I want is to let, like, my insecurity fucking jeopardize the relationship or anything, just because I'm fucking jealous. But, uh, last quick little side question, do, so do you think, like, do you think, like, like, threesomes, or like, an open type thing would like, help my insecurity? Because like,

• 17:15Speaker 03

  I, I feel like, I, I feel like, I, I have that like virgin insecurity.

• 17:22Stavros Halkias?

  It's not, no, no, you stop, you can't keep, you've gotten pussy, man.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  She's more, she, it feels like she's more like just emotionally matured.

• 17:31Stavros Halkias?

  Well, she just is.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  The experiences, I mean, yeah.

• 17:34Stavros Halkias?

  It's not the experience, it's not because she's fucked a couple more people, it's because she just is more mature than you. Like, that's, it's a personality trait, it's not the fact that more Janet, she's seen more genitals. So, that's just, you're just on different paths. Would threesomes help your insecurity? No, but would it be sick? Yes. So, here's the other thing, man, just live your life and do as many awesome things as possible. That's the age you're at. Worry about, worry about, you know, fixing your, the way you fix this like in general insecurity is just by living your life, man. Don't be trying to directly, don't be trying to directly fix it. Um, and I'll be honest with you, you know, me and Elz were both fucking guys that didn't fuck until late. And, once you fuck, it's, you fucked.

• 18:19Stavros Halkias?

  There's no more, there's nothing more to do, bro. Um, so I think just, what you need to do is, keep fucking your girlfriend. If she's offering up threesomes, you're, look, I know you fucking love this girl, but

• 18:34Stavros Halkias?

  statistically, it's not gonna work out, so have as much cool.

• 18:38Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying.

• 18:38Stavros Halkias?

  Have as much cool shit happen to you as possible.

• 18:41Speaker 03

  That's why it's got me second guessing everything, because I like, I know statistically, whatever.

• 18:46Stavros Halkias?

  But, no, no, but again, look, and that might not be true, right? I say that, but people fucking figure it out and who knows, whatever. But I'm just saying.

• 18:54Speaker 03

  Do I push, do I push the threesome?

• 18:56Stavros Halkias?

  You don't push shit, you don't push shit. You go along for the ride, you don't have the fucking, you, you're fucking, you're still worried about some guy she fucked? You think you've got the swag to push a threesome?

• 19:06Speaker 04

  You sit back and relax, don't, don't push it with your spazzy energy and don't try to make it as like, well, you fucked this guy we both know.

• 19:13Stavros Halkias?

  You owe me.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  So, you owe me a threesome.

• 19:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:17Speaker 04

  Don't, don't, don't let any of that energy leak out. Cause I know you're thinking it.

• 19:22Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely don't let that leak out. So what do you do? Here's the thing. You are fucking up because you are trying to be someone you're not. She likes who you are. You're not gonna become Rico Suave in this fucking relationship. You're not gonna be the fucking big pussy getter Lothario. You're, you got the best setup. You're the fucking dweeb who's dating a hot bitch that might get him pussy. Be happy to be in the passenger seat. Don't try and fucking ride because your fucking feet aren't gonna reach the pedals. That's where you need to be. Be happy with where you are. You're in a great position. Look at the fucking positives. But don't try and push this. Just invest in this relationship. And sure, we can say this statistical shit, whatever.

• 20:07Stavros Halkias?

  But we know that's not how it feels. And also, we might be wrong. This might end up being a really good, serious relationship. It happens all the time, right? So just go along with the flow. Have a good time. Don't overthink things. You gotta let this fucking pass, this jealousy. And it's, and Chase is much cool stuff. But the way you get it is not by pushing for it. It's by being a good partner who she has such a good time with, that she wants to do a lot of fun stuff with. All right?

• 20:36Speaker 03

  All right.

• 20:37Stavros Halkias?

  All right, buddy.

• 20:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's.

• 20:39Stavros Halkias?

  We love you, we believe in you. We've been where you are. Sorry to have to really drop the hammer on you, but you needed to hear this from us. Men who have gone through exactly this.

• 20:48Speaker 04

  Again, every time we go on the diatribe like this, we're not angry with you. We're yelling at our younger selves.

• 20:54Stavros Halkias?

  I'm yelling at 21 year old Stav right now, for sure.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I, I appreciate you guys. Thank you. And, and by the way, like, yeah, she is awesome. We do fun stuff. I took her to see fucking Let's Start a Cult. She, she.

• 21:09Stavros Halkias?

  Hell, yeah.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  Thought it was great. So, yeah, she's, she's awesome.

• 21:13Stavros Halkias?

  I love it. No, you're in a good, you're in a good spot, dude. All right. Good luck, little buddy.

• 21:18Speaker 04

  Good luck, man.

• 21:19Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 21:21Speaker 04

  Wow, that's tough.

• 21:21Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, man, that takes me back.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:24Stavros Halkias?

  I'm like, dude, that's awesome that a woman can never do that to me ever again. No woman will ever make me feel as bad as that. As, by the way, a girl who likes him.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:35Stavros Halkias?

  A girl who loves him and who just happened to fuck a guy before she knew him.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  I know.

• 21:40Stavros Halkias?

  What a fucking little dumbass.

• 21:41Speaker 04

  I know.

• 21:42Stavros Halkias?

  But I'm so happy that I've been crushed so thoroughly by life, I'll never be that sad.

• 21:46Speaker 04

  Your heart is fully calloused over from

• 21:51Speaker 04

  experiences, dealing with that multiple times throughout your twenties, and just trying to cover up the hurt by fucking as many whores as possible.

• 22:03Stavros Halkias?

  We're almost, I think I've almost fucked enough, Elvis. Any day now, it'll solve everything.

• 22:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:14Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 22:15Stavros Halkias?

  Who else we got, man?

• 22:24Speaker 06

  Hi, it's me, Your Gutters. Everything is totally fine. There's just a lot of debris up here and I've been managing it mostly on my own. I just thought you could find someone on Angie to clean me up. I could really use it.

• 22:35Speaker 07

  Your gutters have waited long enough. Find a pro at Angie.com.

• 22:39Stavros Halkias?

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• 23:24Stavros Halkias?

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