Frankie Quiñones & That’s What’s Down

Frankie Quiñones (Creeper’s Crib, This Fool) returns to TigerBelly. We chat relapse, Shabu Shabu awakening, House of Pies detox, asking for $15K, Roosevelt Hotel police call, vape withdrawals, and reverse Schindler’s List. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. That’s www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly Don’t let financial opportunity slip through the cracks. Use code TIGERBELLY at www.monarch.com https://www.monarch.com monarch dot com in your browser for half off your first year. That’s 50% off your first year at www.monarch.com https://www.monarch.com with code TIGERBELLY. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:09Bobby Lee?

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• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Dying Light, I've been playing Dying Light.

• 2:56Speaker 00

  Oh, the zombie games.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 00

  Is that good?

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  It's fun. Dude, at night is so scary. You're just running. I mean, there's 3,000 zombies chasing you. You're just running, trying to get to your home base.

• 3:09Speaker 00

  The first... Sorry, did you ever play Dead Rising?

• 3:12Speaker 05

  Did you ever play Dead Rising? Did you ever play it, buddy?

• 3:15Bobby Lee?

  Huh?

• 3:16Speaker 05

  Because us Hispanics love Dead Rising.

• 3:19Bobby Lee?

  I love Dead Rising. You can make your own... You can make your own weapons of stuff.

• 3:23Speaker 00

  What the hell?

• 3:24Speaker 05

  Well, yeah. I work out and I play fucking Dead Rising. You know what I mean? I'm like fucking Mexican juggernaut. You know what I mean? I'll run through walls.

• 3:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 3:34Speaker 05

  I look like I'm on PCP because I can run through walls. Fuck you, man.

• 3:39Speaker 03

  I hear that that's like a tactic. PCP? That's another. No, but when you, um, when you have no comeback, that's what they, um...

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 3:49Speaker 03

  Like, um, I saw this thing on TikTok where it's like you always know when someone's on the losing end of the argument because their final, like, counter is always like, "Dead Rising."

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, I have nothing.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  I have nothing.

• 4:04Speaker 05

  Dead Rising?

• 4:04Speaker 03

  So it's like they mock the person's voice because they have like nothing else?

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have nothing else.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I would say it again.

• 4:12Speaker 00

  Uh, have you ever played Dead Rising?

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a good game.

• 4:16Speaker 00

  No, you still need a comeback, though.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? What, is this 2008?

• 4:24Speaker 03

  Great one.

• 4:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, that was a pretty good one.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  You got me, man. I don't know the year. Do it again, do it again.

• 4:31Speaker 00

  Hey, did you ever play Dead Rising?

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Hey, did you ever play Dead Rising? It's better. It's funnier. It is funnier. I think my instinct was right on that one.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  I love zombie games, though. Did you ever play Dying Light?

• 4:45Speaker 00

  I just played COD zombies. That's pretty much in Dead Rising.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Dying Light's interesting because you there's a lot of, you activate zones.

• 4:56Speaker 00

  Is it similar to Dead Rising? Like, that's not.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  No, not at all. Nope.

• 5:00Speaker 06

  Do women play those games?

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, women do play that game. You know what I mean? Because women can work now and they can afford their own consoles and they can vote and everything.

• 5:09Speaker 06

  Oh, wow.

• 5:12Speaker 06

  Wow, that's awesome.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're in 2025, bud.

• 5:14Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:15Speaker 06

  Why don't you go back to 2008?

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit. Ah, shit. That's the winning end, right? Yeah. You're up and coming talent, dude. Yeah, you're up and coming. But, um, yeah, I've been playing that and then, um, you ever see, um, Love, Death and Robots on Netflix?

• 5:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  I've seen all of those.

• 5:36Speaker 03

  It's good. I like it.

• 5:37Bobby Lee?

  They're really good. What else? Do you see One Battle After Another?

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Not yet, because you already know I don't have the time for a three-hour movie.

• 5:45Bobby Lee?

  Did you see Weapons yet?

• 5:46Speaker 03

  I already told you, I don't like the kids' theme.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah. But do you see One Battle After Another?

• 5:51Speaker 06

  I haven't seen it yet, no. Is it good?

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  It's real, real good.

• 5:55Speaker 06

  I heard, um, I heard Leonardo DiCaprio was really enthusiastic about it.

• 5:59Bobby Lee?

  He's so funny in it.

• 6:00Speaker 06

  Really?

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, dude. He's so funny in it. And, um, Benicio, Sean Penn's great. Did you see it?

• 6:06Speaker 06

  Not yet.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  A lot of people don't like it, though.

• 6:09Speaker 06

  Why?

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Really?

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  I feel like everyone loves it. Yeah. No, I've seen TikToks of like, you know what I mean, like, you know, far right. I walked out. You know what I mean? This woke bullshit.

• 6:19Speaker 00

  Oh, I saw the other way.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  What, what other way?

• 6:22Speaker 00

  There's a whole.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  In reverse?

• 6:23Speaker 00

  There's a whole movement where.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  I love watching.

• 6:24Speaker 00

  A bunch of black people are saying they don't like how they wrote the female black characters.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 6:29Speaker 00

  Tiana Taylor.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I think they were saying one battle after another backwards.

• 6:33Speaker 06

  One battle after another backwards.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  I watched Schindler's List backwards. It's a, it's a more upbeat film.

• 6:38Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  When you watch it backwards? Cause it's tragic in the beginning, right?

• 6:43Speaker 00

  And it becomes hopeful.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  And then it becomes hopeful. Yeah, yeah.

• 6:45Speaker 00

  Hey.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Hey, yeah, people become free, you know, you know what I mean?

• 6:49Speaker 00

  What are sad movies?

• 6:50Bobby Lee?

  And then that.

• 6:51Speaker 00

  What are movies that become sad if you watch it backwards?

• 6:53Speaker 06

  Titanic.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Titanic is a far better work movie backwards.

• 6:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:58Speaker 00

  A worse movie is Blind Side backwards. He has a family and he loses it slowly.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's, yeah, that's a sadder movie. That's a really good point.

• 7:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um. Star Wars, is that a good movie backwards?

• 7:13Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  He just becomes a farmer.

• 7:15Speaker 00

  That's whatever.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Luke becomes a farmer. You like Star Wars?

• 7:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  What do you like about it?

• 7:21Speaker 06

  The characters.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:25Bobby Lee?

  You ever see it?

• 7:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 7:26Speaker 00

  What's it about?

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  What's it about?

• 7:28Speaker 06

  Stars.

• 7:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, explain to me what Star Wars is about, but let's be real.

• 7:32Speaker 06

  Okay, it's about two kingdoms.

• 7:34Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 7:35Speaker 06

  And they're battling good versus evil.

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:39Speaker 06

  In the sky.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Are you being real right now?

• 7:42Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  You don't know anything about Star Wars?

• 7:44Speaker 06

  I do, it's not wrong.

• 7:45Speaker 00

  Good guess.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  About two kingdoms? What is this fucking Lord of the Rings?

• 7:49Speaker 00

  The light side, dark side.

• 7:50Speaker 06

  Dark side, light side.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  That's not a kingdom though.

• 7:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, Darth Vader's kingdom is dark. And he's just Luke's father, who's white.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, whoa, now we're getting into the.

• 7:59Speaker 06

  And then there's that, and then there's the guy, the Seth.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Spoiler alert.

• 8:04Speaker 00

  Cover your ears.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:05Speaker 06

  The Sith, Seth.

• 8:07Speaker 00

  The Sith.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  The Sith.

• 8:08Speaker 06

  The Sith.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:09Speaker 06

  And he's scary. I like Seth better. Yeah, Seth. Yeah, Seth.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  I have some trivia. What was, um, Luke Skywalker's uncle's name?

• 8:18Speaker 06

  Hmm, I don't know any of this. Okay. Gilbert?

• 8:21Speaker 00

  Uncle, no, I was saying Uncle.

• 8:23Speaker 06

  Uncle Levi?

• 8:23Speaker 00

  Uncle Ben.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, Ben Kenobi is.

• 8:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but remember?

• 8:28Speaker 06

  Was his last name Kenobi?

• 8:30Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 8:30Speaker 00

  No, no.

• 8:30Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Uncle Owen.

• 8:32Speaker 06

  Owen.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember? Uncle Owen, you know what I mean? I'm gonna fix the deliverers. I don't know what the name is.

• 8:42Speaker 06

  Deliverers.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, um, yeah.

• 8:45Speaker 06

  Jar Jar?

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  That's in the prequel ones. Yeah, I don't really like those. I'm not a big fan of those ones. But I like the, um, what do you think of the later ones with the J.J. Abrams on? What did you think of those?

• 8:57Speaker 00

  First one was okay.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:59Speaker 06

  I thought they were corny a little bit.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I like Daisy Ridley. I don't know about you.

• 9:03Speaker 00

  She's fun.

• 9:04Speaker 06

  I love her.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  I love her. I don't know why. I just do.

• 9:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, those are good. But, um, so I did the show Monday and it's a high level show. I signed an NDA. You can put this out. And, um, so I can't tell you what it is or anything about it, but I'm just gonna tell you this. I failed miserably. I, um,

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  first of all, I had to do a Chinese accent, which I'm not good at.

• 9:31Speaker 03

  But it was like, because you're Korean?

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  No, I just Asian accent. No, no. I don't think, I, I, I think, Clive, you've said this. You don't think I do a good Asian accent?

• 9:41Speaker 03

  Uh, sometimes it hits and it hits real good.

• 9:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  But then you go in and out of it.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah?

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. So like, stick with it. Like, okay, from, from now for two minutes, only Asian accent.

• 9:54Speaker 00

  And real or comedic? Like grounded?

• 9:56Speaker 03

  Like comedic.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  What kind though? There's different kinds.

• 9:59Speaker 06

  How about South Korean?

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, I'm not specific regions. I'm not gonna, I do two different kinds.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  Aggressive, your good one is aggressive Japanese.

• 10:07Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Like my, hello, how are you? How are you?

• 10:10Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  My name is Toshi Okumoto.

• 10:15Speaker 06

  Stanley.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Still good?

• 10:17Speaker 03

  It's still good, yeah.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I, uh, I don't know anything. I don't know nothing.

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:24Speaker 06

  Was that aggressive Japanese?

• 10:26Speaker 03

  It can get it.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you clear your room?

• 10:30Speaker 03

  But see, that's more like angry Korean now.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  But the one I did Monday was, you know, because the dictator, remember I did was in the dictator?

• 10:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  It, it's the higher up one.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:44Speaker 03

  The cuter one.

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Hello, how are you?

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Who's the one you did with Andrew Santino and Adam Ray, the Hututuri?

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, love that guy. That's, was it, that wasn't supposed to be Asian, though. That was more, um, Russian? Weird, islandery kind of a thing.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  That one is really good.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hututuri.

• 11:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You don't know anything if I don't know, you know?

• 11:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. I like that one, that one.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  If you break my arm, I break your eye for eye. That's island. Yeah, yeah, that's more island.

• 11:15Speaker 03

  Wait, what island?

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  That's some ambiguous island. Generic island. Yeah, yeah.

• 11:19Speaker 03

  Some could argue Japan's a big island.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Generic island. Yeah. How about you? Do you do, do you do Asian accent?

• 11:28Speaker 03

  I do, yeah.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  Give me, you do one right now.

• 11:30Speaker 03

  I don't want to, because I don't want to like mock my own people.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so I'm mocking my people? You let me do fucking? She basically vol. Two minutes of fucking mocking?

• 11:39Speaker 03

  That's why you get decided NDA.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you do an Asian accent?

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Uh huh.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Try it.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  No, I can't.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  We'll bleep it out and blow your face.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  No, no, no, you gotta.

• 11:48Bobby Lee?

  How about this? Let's, let's, no, do this. Let's do an, yeah, there we go. Cover your mouth, then nobody will. Yeah, yeah. Why don't we do this? Let's create a mock, um, accent. That's what I like. It's fun to do.

• 11:59Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  An accent that you don't even know where it's from. So like the Tiger Boy theme song? Yeah, yeah.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so let's try. So now you can't get in trouble.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  But, um, okay, so it can just be.

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Hey me. I'm trying. Hold on.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  Hey man.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Hey my god.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  I'm a.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm a.

• 12:21Speaker 03

  I'm a god. I gotta go to the store.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that. We don't know where that's from.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  You try.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  Ambiguous.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  You won't do any of them, huh?

• 12:31Speaker 03

  No.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Because you're scared.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  Because whatever I do, there's going to be a country for it.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? I can't, like, I'm not that imaginative.

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  Right, okay.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  You think stereotypes are real?

• 12:44Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  But are they? Think about it.

• 12:48Speaker 00

  Let me look some up.

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I know, I know them, like, Asian stereotypes, let's get real about it.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  What about the watermelon one?

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 12:55Speaker 00

  Asian watermelons?

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:57Speaker 03

  Oh, I feel like...

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  Japanese love watermelons, by the way.

• 12:59Speaker 03

  Who doesn't? Philippines, we have the best watermelon.

• 13:01Speaker 00

  I'm supposed to be honest.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Do Japanese have better ones?

• 13:03Speaker 03

  I don't know!

• 13:04Bobby Lee?

  The square ones that are like $10,000 one?

• 13:06Speaker 03

  Oh, I've never seen those ones.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Japanese have really good fruit. They do have good fruit.

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  They're the fruit kings. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:11Speaker 03

  Yep, this is true.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's stereotypes like Asians can't drive. I don't think that's right.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  That's not right.

• 13:20Speaker 00

  I think it's accurate, here's why though, but it actually makes sense culturally, you go to like Southeast Asian countries, the traffic laws are not the same here.

• 13:27Speaker 03

  We just drive different.

• 13:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's just a diff- so I think it's, the stereotype is true if they're driving down.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I was in Thailand once, I saw a head-on collision, they both put their head out, the one that goes, "Okay, let's move on."

• 13:37Speaker 00

  See, it's just different.

• 13:38Bobby Lee?

  They don't stop or anything, they exchange insurance.

• 13:40Speaker 00

  No insurance.

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, "It's okay, it's okay, move on," right? The fender's gone, right? One of the cars on fire.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  It's like, I can't!

• 13:47Bobby Lee?

  "Everything okay," you know what I mean?

• 13:48Speaker 03

  I actually think Asians are, uh, too good.

• 13:53Speaker 00

  I would also agree with it.

• 13:54Bobby Lee?

  That's, I think that's...

• 13:55Speaker 00

  I would agree with that as well.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're too good.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  Too good, we're reckless.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  We're too good that we're reckless, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Because it's over here, it's very lawful, right? And like, we come from a land of like, lawlessness on the road.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  And also, zero to, like, zero road rage.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Speaker 03

  Over here, it's lawful and ragey.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:13Speaker 03

  And so, it's like, I don't know, it's like, you have, it's different. But I would say, like, anytime I'm in a car with an Asian person, do I, like, brace? I do.

• 14:25Speaker 00

  Do I?

• 14:26Speaker 03

  But not because they're bad drivers, I just think that they take risks.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  I'm bad.

• 14:30Speaker 03

  No, you're incredible, I actually think...

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  You do, you get, you do, you...

• 14:33Speaker 00

  How many accidents have you been in with Bobby? Come on!

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  And not only that, you, you always say that, you know, the way I drive, you get nauseous.

• 14:40Speaker 03

  He is so good, that he could be a race car driver, that's why I fear, I hate driving with him cuz he's so fast.

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:47Speaker 00

  I've been in a fender bender with him!

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that's like race cars. You don't think in race cars when they do go in the circles? In F1, true. Yeah, yeah, they get in fender benders.

• 14:54Speaker 03

  I know what he does. If he hits a car. If he picks double cars, he's a great driver. This is what great thing about him. If he hits a car, even if it's a fender bender, he takes $500, he puts it on the windshield and it's like, okay.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's up Frankie Quinones, homie? What's up bud? We're talking about Asian driving. Any thoughts?

• 15:11Speaker 04

  Oh shit.

• 15:13Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about stereotypes to see, hey buddy? Stereotypes to see if they're true or not. You know what I mean? Yeah, that one's true, right? So you don't think Asians, the stereotype Asians can't drive, you think it's true or not?

• 15:29Speaker 04

  I mean, obviously there's some Asians that can, but overall, yeah.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Really? Okay.

• 15:34Speaker 04

  I don't, yeah, yeah.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  What about, you know, I've dated some Asian women, both of them.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but is it the woman part that's?

• 15:41Speaker 03

  Oh, here we go.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  You know, it could be the woman part. You know what I mean? Can women parallel in a park?

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  I can't.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Let's go through the, Asians are good at math.

• 16:00Speaker 03

  Wait, can I just ask a question?

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  Are there Asians in the F1 race? Yes.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yes, there are.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  By the way, Bianca Bustamante. Okay.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't like that energy.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  And Bobby, you dated?

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  She said it like Michael Jordan. Like we all supposed to know who that's?

• 16:19Speaker 03

  I'm telling you, she is the fuck.

• 16:21Bobby Lee?

  Have you heard of this person? Yo, she's also like, very pretty. Bianca Bustamante. Oh my gosh. She's hot, right?

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Well, more than that, she's an incredible driver. And by the way, Bobby, you dated a race car driver.

• 16:32Bobby Lee?

  That is true. Oh yeah.

• 16:33Speaker 04

  Damn, you don't know who this is?

• 16:34Speaker 03

  You dated Louis Hamilton? I wish. If you dated Louis Hamilton.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  No, I dated a girl that was like a really professional driver.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  And incredibly hot.

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  Incredibly hot and I was, I used to watch her races online.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:49Bobby Lee?

  And I used to get super nervous.

• 16:51Speaker 04

  That's crazy. Is she like, is she good at?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  She's really good.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 16:56Speaker 04

  I mean, does she like win any races?

• 16:57Speaker 03

  Yes, she wins all of them. No, she does. She wins all of them?

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  She goes backwards.

• 17:03Speaker 00

  I think she's ranked like top 10 in the world.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 17:06Speaker 04

  Really? Holy shit.

• 17:07Speaker 06

  It's probably because she's so hot, you're distracted by her.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  She's Filipino.

• 17:11Speaker 04

  She's just driving by.

• 17:13Speaker 06

  You're gonna be like, ah.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  Super cute. She has more followers than me. It hurts my feelings, but anyway. Oh, no, you're gonna give her more followers?

• 17:21Speaker 06

  I heard she liked Zach Wood's post.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. We're not putting that out there, but.

• 17:30Speaker 00

  Let's go, Kat. Fearless dude over here.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  It's a callback, you weren't here.

• 17:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, I was like, ah.

• 17:35Speaker 04

  Nobody was here.

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  So Asians are good at math, do you think that's real? I'm not good at it at all.

• 17:42Speaker 06

  I think, I think you are.

• 17:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't, give me an equation.

• 17:45Speaker 06

  One plus one.

• 17:47Bobby Lee?

  I'm out. I'm lost. Two, give me a more complex one.

• 17:51Speaker 06

  Okay, okay, okay. X squared plus the four squared equals.

• 17:57Speaker 00

  Oh, this is too hard, man.

• 17:59Bobby Lee?

  What about you? You know it?

• 18:00Speaker 04

  No, hell no. So you say squared and all that shit.

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, pi squared. When you say equation, I get freaked out. Yeah.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

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• 18:15Speaker 03

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• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc for your health. Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. Like, why wouldn't you do that? We, I mean, we do that with like restaurants and stuff, right? Why, why, we should do that with our health, read reviews.

• 18:33Speaker 03

  Like in this episode, we talk about the time when you were coughing up.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:38Speaker 03

  And you needed a doctor.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  You, yeah, you could, you go to Zocdoc.

• 18:41Speaker 03

  And you needed a great pulmonologist.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  Pulmonologist.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  And you find one on Zocdoc that's peer reviewed.

• 18:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  And you pooped yourself.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, with Zocdoc, you can book in-network doctors with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty, from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care and more.

• 18:57Speaker 03

  And if you're worried about your insurance, what I love about Zocdoc is that you can filter for doctors who take your specific insurance, who are located nearby and who are a good fit for any medical need you may have and are highly rated by verified patients.

• 19:11Speaker 06

  Like gynecologists.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:13Speaker 00

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• 19:27Speaker 01

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• 19:33Speaker 03

  Finances are a tricky thing.

• 19:35Bobby Lee?

  It's very, the trickiest of all tricks.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Especially if you don't have a lot of them. And even if you do have a lot, you can be really, really ineffective at handling it. And I know that for me in the past, when I haven't used Monarch, I've left money on the table.

• 19:49Bobby Lee?

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• 20:03Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 20:04Bobby Lee?

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• 20:23Speaker 03

  So basically, Monarch links all of your accounts in minutes and you get clear data, visuals, smart categorization of your spending, real control over your money. And what Bobby was saying is like, one of the biggest reasons people fight or break up is money issues, right? And that's something that's a very sensitive topic for a lot of people, but I think Monarch Money makes it so that, you know, no one's in the dark. All the information is available for you and your partner.

• 20:48Bobby Lee?

  That's so good. Maybe saves a lot of marriages.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:51Bobby Lee?

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• 20:56Speaker 03

  And one of the things I love too is that I can give access to Roger, my stepdad, who is my financial advisor. So when I just, I'm not paying attention to things, he can be like, hey, Khalyla, like, this is what's going on. And I'm like, okay, thanks, Rog.

• 21:09Speaker 00

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• 21:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'm not gonna, were you good, were you good in school?

• 21:31Speaker 04

  Nah, I mean, you know, I hung in there, but nothing.

• 21:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  Two point whatever student.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  That's perfect. That's a perfect place to be. Two point something. Yeah. Just right in the middle.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  But if you brought home bad grades, um, were you scared?

• 21:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, homie.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay, homie, fuck, bro. I don't know. Homie, I don't know what kind of fuck.

• 21:50Speaker 04

  Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, if I was down with trip.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  You were trip?

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let you.

• 21:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, hell, yeah.

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 21:56Speaker 04

  I mean, you know, if I was like getting a D's or F's or whatever, yeah.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Did what they hit you?

• 22:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, me too. The, the worst days of my life were report card days.

• 22:07Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  I even thought about suicide.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Really?

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:11Speaker 04

  What? Oh, fuck.

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  Like, I would go to a cliff. There was a cliff by my house.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  No.

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  And I would sit there with the report card. I wouldn't really do it. I didn't do it because I'm alive now. You know what I mean? But I would look at the report card and look at the cliff and go, this could be a better option.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  Like, if you didn't do well in geometry?

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  My parents would beat the shit out of me.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I hear that. That I feel.

• 22:33Bobby Lee?

  You know that, right? You know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:35Speaker 03

  But I don't know the feeling of getting bad grades.

• 22:39Speaker 04

  See, but what? What's bad grades? Like, what?

• 22:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  One point two.

• 22:45Speaker 03

  Oh, one point two, you should get.

• 22:46Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, D's, F's, yeah, all across the board.

• 22:51Speaker 03

  I started to fuck around, but then before that, I just, my, I was too afraid. I was too afraid. Like, I know the beating around the corner. Why would I fuck around?

• 23:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm a man, I'm, I'm a warrior.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  You are. You're brave for me.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  I knew I was gonna get beat. I still got bad grades.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  Fuck, you're crazy.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  I don't think that's because you were a warrior. That's not because you were a warrior. That's because you were dum-dum.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 23:16Speaker 03

  Dum-dum, yeah.

• 23:17Bobby Lee?

  No, I would be like, no, I, yeah. Okay. It's not that I can't, I could comprehend.

• 23:24Speaker 03

  I actually think you're better at math than you give yourself credit for.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:27Speaker 03

  Because like when he like calculates tips, like as he's paying for things, he's so fast. He's faster than anyone at the.

• 23:33Speaker 04

  Yes, he probably just doesn't even notice his Asian-ness when it comes. He's just like, I'm done, but.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Really, maybe. How about this stereotype, Asians are sneaky?

• 23:45Speaker 03

  Is that a stereotype? Because it's a ninja? Oh. Is that the thing, like?

• 23:49Bobby Lee?

  Is that a stereotype, or did I make it up?

• 23:51Speaker 03

  Or is that you? Are you sneaky?

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm very sneaky.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  Oh, he's sneaky.

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm sneaky as fuck, bro.

• 23:56Speaker 03

  What's your sneakiest thing you've ever done?

• 23:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, sometimes I'm there, I'm not there.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  That's ninja. That's a ninja.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  That's ninja shit, yeah.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so anyway, what about Hispanic, you like the stereotype, Hispanic stereotype?

• 24:09Speaker 04

  No, I don't even like that word, Hispanic.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  What do you like to be called?

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Latino, homie.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Alright, homie. I didn't know, dude. You gotta draw a boundary. You're drawing a boundary, dude. Right, homie? Alright, so just, I didn't know that about you.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  From now on, I'm gonna say fucking.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  I mean, whatever, it's fine if it's like on a, you know, filling out an informational sheet or whatever.

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:34Speaker 04

  But yeah, yeah.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  So, Latino, what Latino stereotypes are not true, you think?

• 24:40Speaker 04

  Uh, for me, it's like, you know, they say, some say Mexicans are lazy.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  They're not.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  They're not, yeah.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  I mean, I'm sure there's some out there, but.

• 24:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everyone has people out there. I know a lot of lazy whites.

• 24:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, well, yeah.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  They could be the laziest in many ways.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Lazy is a myth. It doesn't exist.

• 25:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 25:03Speaker 03

  I actually believe, I don't believe there's anyone inherently lazy, like, in the world. You're just like. I think that either they're not able to do it because of whatever.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Need help, Latino?

• 25:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  Latino?

• 25:15Speaker 04

  I don't want that chair, man. No, it's alright, go.

• 25:20Speaker 03

  I don't feel, I don't believe that people are just like, oh, I'm just gonna, I don't see people as really lazy at all. I think there always is a reason why they can't do what they wanna do or need to do.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Son, get a job.

• 25:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  It does.

• 25:32Speaker 04

  You don't think they have that moment where like, I know I could do that, but man, nah, fuck that.

• 25:37Speaker 03

  But there's always a reason, right? Like, I don't believe that someone's like just straight up.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  The reason why is because they're lazy.

• 25:42Speaker 03

  They're not lazy. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  But I think they're making a conscious decision to just kick it and not go do that right there.

• 25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:50Speaker 04

  Take out that trash.

• 25:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that still has to do with either wanting, why you want to avoid doing something. Like for me, right? Like, I like to avoid or like do things really last minute, not because I'm lazy. I'm afraid of not, of failing at that thing. So I'll like just not do it at all.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  But there are people that don't want to do it. There's no reason.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  What I'm saying is why.

• 26:10Speaker 04

  Son, get a job.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  Nah, dad. I just want to chill, man.

• 26:14Speaker 04

  Why?

• 26:15Speaker 01

  I just don't want to.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  But you're saying there's a deeper reason.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Why is everyone a surfer guy? I don't know. I just don't want to, dude. Dude, hey dude, my dad just said to get a fucking job, dude. Are you gonna get a job, dude? No way, dude. No way, dude. You know what you want? Let's be fucking lazy together, dude.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  That's pretty good.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Fuck yeah, dude. Lazy's the way, brother.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  It is the way. It's the way of our us.

• 26:42Speaker 01

  I'm an explorer myself. I don't want to get caught up in the system, dude.

• 26:45Speaker 04

  Let's just sit here on this couch and smoke weed.

• 26:51Speaker 03

  Were those guys white? Those were white people?

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  This is the next beef I'm about to have.

• 26:55Speaker 04

  Well, dude, I feel like it's different with a lot of white homies though, because they already know, they probably have money, they're not tripping off that. They're just like, why? Why do I need to work? Like, when my mom and dad die, I'm gonna get all this money.

• 27:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you mean like people, like nepotism, not nepotism, but um, what do you call them?

• 27:11Speaker 01

  Nepo baby.

• 27:12Bobby Lee?

  No, not nepo babies, um, people that are gonna get, trust fund kids.

• 27:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love to be a trust, would you be, would you be doing comedy if you were a trust fund kid?

• 27:23Speaker 04

  Ooh, I don't know. That's tough. I mean, there's some funny ass trust fund comedians out there, but, but yeah, I don't know. I think our comedy's a little bit.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  I know who they are.

• 27:33Speaker 06

  Sneaky.

• 27:34Speaker 04

  Say the name.

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  I know there. Like you find out, oh, their parents are billionaires. And they're that funny?

• 27:42Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that. And he was like, he got gamed up by his dad because he invested all his shit in like real estate. He's making money in his sleep, not even like comedy is like a little side piece.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  It's a side thing, yeah.

• 27:53Speaker 06

  Which kind of makes comedy feel like more lighthearted because it's just nothing. You don't have to like invest any, everything into it because you're like, oh, I just whatever, you know?

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:02Speaker 04

  He's, he's, he's good at it. And he's super humble and chill though. That's why, you know, I like that dude.

• 28:08Speaker 03

  That's how you know they're like rich, rich.

• 28:10Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 28:11Speaker 06

  Because humble and chill people are.

• 28:12Speaker 03

  Yes, because super successful, super humble and chill, like are always humble and chill and nice. When they haven't made it yet, they're mean and nasty. You ever noticed that?

• 28:24Speaker 06

  Oh, like new money versus old money?

• 28:26Speaker 03

  No, not at all.

• 28:27Speaker 04

  Dog world, get out of my way.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  When they haven't hit that level of success that they want to be yet, they're scrappier, they're meaner. Because they're hungry still.

• 28:36Speaker 04

  Even when they're already rich, you're saying this still?

• 28:38Speaker 03

  No, no, not yet. When they make it and they make that money and they're comfortable, they're more supportive of their peers. They're nicer, they're just less like, because they're not like fighting for their lives anymore. So they have space to be kind. If that makes any sense.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Are you talking about rich kids that make it?

• 28:55Speaker 03

  I'm talking about anyone, like comic.

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I disagree.

• 28:59Speaker 03

  Why?

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I believe that poor kids that make it, I've noticed they hoard. And then they protect their status and then they buy into their own bullshit.

• 29:12Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 29:13Speaker 06

  I think you're thinking of someone specific.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's very specific.

• 29:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:20Speaker 06

  His name is Steven.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Well, think about yourself, right?

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  Like, you know how before you used to like dragon kick other, like your peers?

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  I didn't dragon kick anybody. I never dragon kicked anybody. Somebody dragon kicked my face.

• 29:33Speaker 04

  Oh, wait, that's.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  Okay, so between you and so and so, or you and Ari, you guys were always like beefing and fighting and fighting. But then you get to a level of success where you guys are actually able to like be friends now.

• 29:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 29:45Speaker 03

  We're successful now. We all made it, you know?

• 29:47Speaker 06

  It's like Kobe and Shaq.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:51Speaker 06

  After the rings, they were like, okay.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  We're chill now.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Speaker 06

  Maybe Drake and Kendrick will get there too. I don't think so.

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, maybe, maybe.

• 30:00Speaker 06

  The big ass. Who knows?

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  Long time from now.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You don't have beefs, huh?

• 30:05Speaker 04

  No.

• 30:06Speaker 06

  No.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  There's not one person? You don't have to say names, but there's not somebody who are like, ah, fuck that dude.

• 30:11Speaker 04

  Resentments for sure. I mean, oh, yeah, well, resentments are, that's different.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  You have, you have resentments?

• 30:17Speaker 04

  I mean, it all.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Towards comedians?

• 30:18Speaker 04

  Come on, right, oh, no, no, not towards comedians.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 30:21Speaker 04

  I mean, maybe earlier on, but I don't, yeah.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:24Speaker 04

  I never, never had.

• 30:26Speaker 06

  Bobby, stop trying to find it. You're trying to find him.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  No, but it was like, when I first.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  He's a nice guy that I'm like, I'm, I'm, I believe him. I believe.

• 30:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I really have to like, think about it like, ah, I did have a problem with that dude. I don't know. There's nobody that like, yeah, you know what? Fuck that dude that one time and duh, duh, duh.

• 30:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  You have a war against yourself.

• 30:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, my, my, my resentment is more towards myself.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  No, because I find that too. I, you know, there's no one more I hate than myself. You know what I mean? So I punish myself. And then I feel these things and I want to drown it with, you know, I mean, drugs and alcohol and all these other things.

• 31:02Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  Because of the self kind of hatred, you know, which I've completely gotten better at, you know? Um, I think I'm beginning to really like myself a lot more. I really, I do believe that.

• 31:14Speaker 06

  I believe that.

• 31:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I feel, um, when I show up to places now, I, I, I, I, there's more of a sense of like, I belong here. Do you feel that?

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:25Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 31:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do belong in the comedy community. I think you're well loved.

• 31:29Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you for saying that.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  First of all, give Frankie Cunina a round of applause.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  Hey, what's up, homie? What's up, homie?

• 31:35Speaker 06

  I love Frankie.

• 31:36Bobby Lee?

  He has a Hulu special that's out now on Hulu. What's it called?

• 31:41Speaker 04

  It's called Damn, That's Crazy.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Damn, That's Crazy. I saw you work it out in the Belly Room a couple of times. You know what I mean? It's so good.

• 31:48Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And, um, at the, the end product, was it, did you feel good about it?

• 31:53Speaker 04

  Yes, I did.

• 31:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Which I, you know, I hate watching myself, speaking of the self hate thing. Uh, you know, but after I, I saw it and then, you know, Ali Wong, how, uh, she was directed and produced it. She was real hands on in post.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  So like, she kind of took a first pass at it and then I started watching it and I was like, I didn't hate it. You know, I was like, oh, okay, yeah, this is actually.

• 32:14Bobby Lee?

  You didn't hate it?

• 32:14Speaker 04

  It's good, I think. Yeah, no, I didn't hate it.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 32:16Speaker 04

  Which is rare for me, you know?

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 04

  Usually when I'm watching myself, I'm like, ugh.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  How many shows did you shoot?

• 32:24Speaker 04

  Two, two in one night in Portland.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  In Portland.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  A place called Revolution Hall.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and did you, both sets did you like? Or was there one set that you liked more than the other?

• 32:33Speaker 04

  You know what, I liked, I ended up liking them both. I mean, I was so well-prepared, man. I was just, I was just like, because I was so paranoid that I was gonna fuck it up. And I just like, yeah, so I was really prepared. But, uh, interestingly though, the, interestingly though, the, uh, earlier show was more rowdy than the later show. Like, crowd-wise.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 32:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, which was, which was kind of funny, but they were both good shows. It was just, yeah.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's amazing.

• 32:53Speaker 06

  It's so good.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  And it's out now, and, um, is that the trailer?

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's a trailer.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  So, you know, looks pretty cool.

• 33:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, looks, looks cool, dude.

• 33:04Speaker 06

  It's so good.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 33:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  How many seats was the venue?

• 33:08Speaker 04

  Uh, like, eight something?

• 33:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, eight something, yeah, yeah.

• 33:11Speaker 04

  We did two shows.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, is that your second special?

• 33:15Speaker 04

  Uh, first hour special, yeah.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  You did a half hour?

• 33:17Speaker 04

  I did like a half hour, like, variety show thing for like HBO years ago. But, yeah, this is the first.

• 33:23Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 33:23Speaker 04

  Piece of all stand-up, just bam.

• 33:25Speaker 06

  I like your shoes, too.

• 33:26Speaker 04

  Oh, thank you, homie.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  You're, you're a-

• 33:29Speaker 04

  Jackie Robinson Edition Cortez.

• 33:30Speaker 06

  Nice.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 33:31Speaker 04

  Uh, Jackie Robinson Edition Cortez Special Edition.

• 33:36Speaker 04

  Had to get them on eBay, homie.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, I mean, in terms of, how do you choose your clothes? Was that a hard thing to do?

• 33:42Speaker 04

  It was so funny, I was like, they, they like, like Hulu gave me some money to like, you know, go make, like, find an outfit. And I went and like bought all this shit, because I hate shopping.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:51Speaker 04

  And I fucking, I just go in like, yeah, cool, that is cool, I just buy a bunch of shit. And then I ended up wearing like what I normally wear, just a black tee.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Did you buy a set of them or no?

• 34:02Speaker 04

  What?

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  A couple of pairs of the same thing or no?

• 34:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I, I except, bought two pairs of those shoes that I bought like, you know, I bought like every black shirt there was. But, but just, I was trying to wear something now, something more colorful. But then Ally was like, you know, what do you normally wear? I'm like, dude, I wear a black tee and like, you know. Like that's why I feel comfortable. She's like, then do that. You know, and I was like, alright, cool.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I'm just, cause I'm thinking about, cause when I do mine, a complete outfit, but maybe.

• 34:25Speaker 04

  No.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  All leather?

• 34:27Speaker 04

  No, homie.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 34:29Speaker 04

  Cause we could, like, we were, we talked about that. We're like, you know, you can tell when you watch a special and like a comedian's like wearing a certain outfit, you could tell like they don't normally wear that. You can like feel the energy.

• 34:39Speaker 06

  I agree.

• 34:40Speaker 04

  You know, like.

• 34:40Speaker 06

  They feel out of their body.

• 34:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're like, they're, like, they're doing too much. Like, ooh, a special. So they try to like, you know, and they say, hey, homie, you don't, you don't normally wear that.

• 34:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, they don't look like themselves.

• 34:49Speaker 04

  Right, right. Or you could tell they don't, they're not moving like themselves.

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  I have a brown monkey, like brown, like a full on, just one color.

• 34:56Speaker 04

  Brown monkey?

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Mon- monk.

• 34:59Speaker 04

  Oh, monk. I said I have a brown monkey.

• 35:01Bobby Lee?

  Like, like, you know what I mean? Like, sort of like a loose monkey kind of, you know, I'll say monkey again.

• 35:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, you said monkey.

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:09Speaker 04

  I was like, you do.

• 35:10Speaker 06

  What are you saying?

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  Monk dash Y. Like a monk.

• 35:13Speaker 06

  Oh, yes, like a monk.

• 35:14Bobby Lee?

  Like a brown, like, no?

• 35:16Speaker 06

  Please, God, no.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Why? Shave my head bald? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:24Bobby Lee?

  So I just should wear jeans and.

• 35:26Speaker 06

  Just what you're wearing today. I feel like that's, you're gonna be the most free up there in what you always wear.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but it doesn't look like a special outfit.

• 35:34Speaker 06

  I think you could.

• 35:35Speaker 04

  But it'll, yeah.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, go ahead.

• 35:37Speaker 06

  Sorry.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  No, no, go ahead, go ahead.

• 35:38Speaker 06

  I said, I think you could wear. Um, I think you could wear anything you wanted on stage and it would, you would make it feel comfortable. I don't feel like you would be out of your body in an outfit. Do you? I don't know. I just.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't feel uncomfortable. Like, look at what Eddie Murphy wore.

• 35:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, but that's, he's, he was a different beast, homie. You could tell, like, he belongs in that suit.

• 35:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, that is.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  How about, how about this? This is what I'm gonna do.

• 36:03Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna buy a bunch of outfits.

• 36:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  And then we're gonna collectively look at them.

• 36:08Speaker 06

  Let's workshop it.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  We'll workshop it. Yeah, yeah. That's what Al, is it now, the, I've never seen Ally wear that. But that's iconic now. On the streets. No.

• 36:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:17Speaker 06

  I feel like she does. That she doesn't.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  No, she doesn't. I know her well. She go old school Rat Pack. Just wear a suit. Yeah. Go, go back to previous. Okay, let's see what Malaney wears.

• 36:25Speaker 04

  Suit.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never seen Malaney wear that, uh, uh, uh, at the clubs.

• 36:29Speaker 06

  Suits, though, for his specials, right?

• 36:31Speaker 04

  That, that's what I'm saying. I've never seen him wear a tie like that, with that much art on it, though.

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

• 36:39Speaker 03

  The art time.

• 36:39Bobby Lee?

  Lenny Bruce.

• 36:41Speaker 00

  People do suits.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people wear suits.

• 36:43Speaker 00

  Suit, though.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't do a suit.

• 36:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  No.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  Dude. What's that one, Gallagher?

• 36:48Speaker 00

  I don't know who this is.

• 36:50Bobby Lee?

  George Carlin.

• 36:51Speaker 00

  Oh, George Carlin.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:51Speaker 00

  Well, you can go aggressively.

• 36:53Speaker 04

  Oh, back.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'll go aggressively like that then, maybe.

• 36:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:57Speaker 04

  Like cut off sneeze like that.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  Don't you wear something like that, that, that orange, like, construction shirt, you, a sleeveless shirt you always wear that people hate?

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Maybe I'll do that.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  The highlighter shirt?

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  You do have, like, a very strong sense of fashion. I think you're a fashionista a little bit. I agree. Yeah.

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:16Speaker 04

  He is.

• 37:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm scared now. I'll figure it out later. It's months away.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  Dude, yeah, that is like, you're easing your worries.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Now, your backdrop, did you choose that?

• 37:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  They, they, they did like, um, you know, like a mock-up of like some options.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:33Speaker 04

  Um, and then they're like, you know, what, what, what do you want to use and what color and how do you want the curtains to go?

• 37:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:39Speaker 04

  But we went as.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Simple.

• 37:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, simple, as simple as can be.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:44Speaker 04

  Cause Ali was like, yeah, you don't need, you can maybe play around in the next special, but your material's so strong and all that, you just want people to just sit with it. And I was like.

• 37:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I have a whole fucking backdrop. I hired a whole team to do it.

• 37:54Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 37:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 37:56Speaker 04

  People already know you, you know, like.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:58Speaker 04

  I'm like.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:59Speaker 04

  People on this one are like, hey, this is, get, get to know me a little bit, you know?

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 38:03Speaker 04

  You're the, there, people might be expecting that from me, like, oh shit, Bobby Lee's coming to special, but with no, no pressure, I'm just saying, like, you're gonna do great.

• 38:11Speaker 03

  What does your backdrop look like?

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  I'm doing a fucking, um, my neighbor Totoro.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, Hayao Miyazaki, like Studio Ghibli.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  Ooh, sick.

• 38:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like woodsy, you know what I mean?

• 38:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  There was some creatures in the background.

• 38:23Speaker 03

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 38:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  Don't put too many creatures on, yeah.

• 38:27Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 38:27Speaker 04

  Cause you don't want people to get distracted, like, you know, every frame, you don't want to see a creature in the background.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  I want to see you.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  I need help. No, I need that. I need help.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  Bobby just leaves.

• 38:40Speaker 04

  I know, right? Alright, I'll do a close up of you to the creatures.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm not talking about creatures. I'm just saying a little eyeballs, a little figure, you know, behind.

• 38:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's cool. I like that idea. Yeah.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:51Speaker 04

  I mean, your budget's probably way bigger than mine, it sounds like.

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  No. We got the same. We got the same dog.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  And you think they're promoting it well, or?

• 39:01Speaker 04

  It feels like it, yeah, you know. I don't know, hopefully.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  Any billboards?

• 39:05Speaker 04

  Watching it. Yes.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:06Speaker 04

  I was in, they had a big one in Times Square.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 39:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 04

  And then, um.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Did you go there, take a photo?

• 39:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, I did.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 39:16Speaker 04

  I had to, yeah. I was out there doing press last week and then a couple of homies and me, I was like, dude, your shit's in Times Square. I was like, oh, what? We went over there.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  And as we're walking up, it just pops up. We're just like.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's one of those screens that come, that switches, or?

• 39:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, you know, it's Times Square, you know, all those big old screens.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  I don't know, but like every, I don't know, four or five minutes it pops up.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  When you see that, how do you, because I remember I was on, I've been on a couple of billboards and, um.

• 39:44Speaker 04

  Just saying, no, I've been on a couple of billboards.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  In the thirty year career I've had, two.

• 39:50Speaker 06

  One was a Geico commercial. Sorry.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  El Pollo Loco?

• 39:59Speaker 06

  Hey, weren't you in El Pollo Loco?

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Oh, El Pollo Loco, really? Yeah, I was in that.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  I was fucking hungry and needy and desperate.

• 40:13Speaker 06

  I'm not.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  That's why I get the El Pollo Loco.

• 40:15Speaker 04

  Wait, wait, didn't Brad Pitt, like, do the, he dresses as a chicken, right, for El Pollo Loco or something?

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  Brad Pitt did?

• 40:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, was it a Brad Pitt?

• 40:21Speaker 06

  Something like that. Dang.

• 40:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think it's Brad Pitt. Yeah, he, he was like the sign guy for an El Pollo Loco restaurant.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  Before he made it?

• 40:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:33Speaker 04

  It was right after Ocean's Eleven.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  That's me in El Pollo Loco. Alright.

• 40:42Speaker 00

  That was so quick.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 40:44Speaker 00

  Oh, you're holding a drumstick clap?

• 40:48Speaker 01

  Why are you holding one drumstick doing this?

• 40:53Speaker 04

  Ah shit dude.

• 40:54Bobby Lee?

  I know dude.

• 40:55Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  Is that Warner Brothers?

• 40:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't remember, but that was a long time ago, dude. Oh my god.

• 41:02Speaker 04

  That's hilarious.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  I've done a lot of those weird, you know what I mean, commercials, but anyway, um, yeah, what was we talking about?

• 41:09Speaker 03

  The feeling of the billboard.

• 41:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, the billboard. So when you, when you take a photo of it, how do you feel?

• 41:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, it's, it's out of body. It's cra- and we had some for this fool, you know, but this one was just like, just me, like my head all big, so it's a little bit like, oh god, it's just crazy.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:25Speaker 04

  But then you're like, alright, that's pretty cool.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:27Speaker 04

  Cause they, it may, I think about that first time I got 20 bucks and two free drinks to do a gig and I was like, oh, hey man, we're on our way, you know, and then that was like, and then you're like, here we are almost 20 years later and then it's like, you know, fuck, billboard in Times Square, yeah.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  Also, people don't drive by go, oh, there's Frankie or Bobby or whatever. They just go, uh, whatever, you know what I mean?

• 41:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't mean.

• 41:46Speaker 04

  For us, it's kinda cool, yeah.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is cool for us.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  It is, homie.

• 41:50Bobby Lee?

  No, it is, it is great. No, it's great!

• 41:53Speaker 04

  See, homie? Why'd you say it all kinda, yeah, it is cool for us, huh?

• 41:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:59Bobby Lee?

  It is cool, you know what I mean?

• 42:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Um, so, can we talk about sobriety or no?

• 42:03Speaker 04

  Sure, homie, yeah.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  How much time do you have now?

• 42:06Speaker 04

  Nine months today.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking amazing. That's amazing.

• 42:10Speaker 03

  It's a baby.

• 42:11Speaker 04

  I took my chip earlier. Oh, I shouldn't put that on here, it's anonymous.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a whole ass baby. I was thinking, yeah, somebody rammed the day, first day I didn't drink or do drugs and then now that baby came out today, yeah.

• 42:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, nine months. He doesn't know that gestation.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh yeah, calculations.

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're doing a baby reference?

• 42:30Speaker 03

  I get cat mentioned.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 42:31Speaker 03

  It's a baby.

• 42:32Bobby Lee?

  Nine months is a baby. I know, I know that nine months.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  It's actually 10.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  I know nine months.

• 42:35Speaker 03

  Nine months is a baby, yeah.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  Squared.

• 42:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Nine months squared.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Nine months squared. If it's a year, what happens?

• 42:40Speaker 03

  It's. I like, elephants, I think, are longer, like.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  No, but if you, if a.

• 42:44Speaker 04

  You mean saying if you left a baby in there for a year?

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  It'd die. I don't think you can do that.

• 42:47Speaker 04

  The water would break and then it would drown.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what about six months?

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Six months? They make it, they can.

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  They can make it?

• 42:53Speaker 04

  I was born almost three months early.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  No way?

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 42:56Speaker 04

  I was in an incubator for like 18 days.

• 42:57Speaker 03

  Oh my gosh. I see those little NICU babies on TikTok and I cry, I cry so. That's a little homie.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 43:05Speaker 04

  I still have a little homie, but yeah, that's probably why.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:08Speaker 04

  But my, my tia talked shit, bro. She was like, "You look like a little alien. You didn't have no eyebrows or eyelashes." My mom thought I was the cutest thing, but all my tias are like, "Ooh."

• 43:16Speaker 03

  And were you like this small when you were like this?

• 43:19Speaker 04

  Like that, I think this, yeah.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  Were they nervous that you weren't gonna make it?

• 43:22Speaker 04

  I, I don't think it was that crazy, but it was like, "He's gotta be here for a while."

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 43:27Speaker 04

  But I think, like, I think right away they were like, "He's gonna be okay, but he's gotta be."

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna be in this little thing.

• 43:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:33Speaker 03

  At that age, your lungs aren't quite, you don't have the surfactant in your lungs to breathe well. Like, you need so much help and you're that small. Three months.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  But, but, but what, how, why does that even happen?

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Cause it's just ready.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  You're eager?

• 43:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, I needed to come out for some reason.

• 43:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  They did a C-section on my, on my mom and then.

• 43:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 43:50Speaker 04

  And then a little homie came like, "Eh, eh."

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:54Bobby Lee?

  And were you the, you have sisters, brothers?

• 43:56Speaker 04

  I have a sister.

• 43:57Bobby Lee?

  Older?

• 43:58Speaker 04

  Younger.

• 43:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see. So you're the first.

• 44:00Speaker 04

  Six and a half years younger than me, yeah.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 44:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, my mom, my mom and dad were planners.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But so were you close with her? Because.

• 44:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were?

• 44:12Speaker 04

  I know. It seems like it's a big, but once we were like both in our twenties and we were just like, "All right."

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you love her.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. We talk almost, we talk pretty much every day.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's nice. But what changed this time with your sobriety, you think?

• 44:26Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, just all the rock bottoms, homie. It was crazy.

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  I mean, I was still battling. The last time I was here, the last time I did Tiger Belly, I, I was like, I got on a sick one that night. And I was trying to like, keep it cool.

• 44:38Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 44:39Speaker 04

  I think I relapsed that night, right?

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 44:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  You did ta, what? You did Tiger Belly?

• 44:45Speaker 04

  I was still like on shaky ground. I was, I knew I needed to get sober and then.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:49Speaker 04

  And then we were talking about it even. And I felt good leaving here.

• 44:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  And then I went home and I was by myself and yeah. And then I think I like found a baggie in a drawer and you know, that's all it took.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 04

  And I was supposed to go meet some people at the Comedy Store and I ended up just isolating. It just had me, you know?

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  Two years ago.

• 45:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, there you go, homie, that night.

• 45:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And we're looking, we're having fun, you're doing. You're like, I'm gonna fuck a relapse tonight, dawg.

• 45:14Speaker 04

  About to relapse tonight, ho.

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Get on a sick one.

• 45:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's, you know, I'll be honest with you Frankie, it's hard. I mean, there are times where I'm at a club and I'm like really depressed, had a bad set, or, you know, I read a bad comment online and I'm like, ah, I should just take a couple of shots of whiskey. What's that gonna hurt? And I just don't do it. You know what I mean? But it is, I, I mean, I've come almost pretty close of like just going, fuck it, just do it.

• 45:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  And, and I just don't.

• 45:50Speaker 04

  It's, yeah, it's so hard in the beginning, man. After I had to get past that hump.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:55Speaker 04

  I mean, I always saw this story, I think I mentioned it last time, but you were the first one to be like, you have it, man. You know, you have the disease or whatever. And I'm like, this one, you don't fucking know me, but fuck you, homie. And then like a year later, I was like, oh, maybe he was right.

• 46:09Bobby Lee?

  I did that?

• 46:10Speaker 04

  But, yeah.

• 46:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:11Speaker 04

  And then, and then in the beginning, uh, it just sucked, man. And I was like, I just had trouble getting on stage. It just wasn't like.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  I, dude, I, I wasn't, we were worried about you.

• 46:20Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, of course.

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  I was worried about you, dude.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  I was worried. I was just like, you know.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:24Speaker 04

  It's not gonna, this is not gonna end. I'm hopeless, you know?

• 46:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:27Speaker 04

  But, uh, yeah.

• 46:28Bobby Lee?

  This is the longest chunk of time you've had, right?

• 46:30Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, homie. I only had, I think the longest I had was around a hundred, hundred days and, and that was like, you know, I wasn't working the program really though, but now I'm just all in.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  You're all in?

• 46:40Speaker 04

  Yeah. That's awesome.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking amazing.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  Nine, nine months, homie. So it was like, yeah, yeah. You know, and I had the chunks before that, but nothing that, of that length.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  And how do you?

• 46:50Speaker 04

  A lot of the relapses were like, you know what, I'm all, I'm gonna have some drinks, homie. I'll be good. Alcohol was never my problem. It was always.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:55Speaker 04

  You know, ecstasy and mushrooms are always my jam, but cocaine's what drove me to the ground.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You gotta be careful.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  Turned into a lab rat.

• 47:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay now.

• 47:07Speaker 04

  Bro, ah.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  They had to wheel me out of the Andas, next door to the Comedy Store, you know?

• 47:11Speaker 03

  Really?

• 47:12Speaker 04

  And I started on a Saturday night. I had, I-

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 47:15Speaker 04

  I had been filming for like-

• 47:16Speaker 03

  After Tiger Pelley. I'm just kidding.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  No, no. This was in 2023.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 47:21Speaker 04

  And I never went back to that dark place. Obviously, I drank and partied a little bit after that, but I never went back to, to that, thank God, but-

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  And the ambulance?

• 47:29Speaker 04

  I was filming like a bunch, I did, we did this full season two, the Walking Dead spinoff in Jersey, and then I was in Toronto doing the, uh, what we do in the shadows. So I was like banging shit out for like five months and I, and work wise, cause we're contract workers, I was always, it kept me like in a safe bubble because I, I never wanted to fuck that up.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:46Speaker 04

  So I would just get locked in on that, but then when you finish, you know, you feel like you deserve a reward. So I'm like, hey, I've been good, homie, like, I'm on my party, you know?

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:53Speaker 04

  And then, uh, and then I had a gig at the Laugh Factory and the Comedy Store, and then I got a hotel suite at the Andas.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 47:59Speaker 04

  Right next door, with the balcony and shit, I'm like, oh, fuck, I'm sick with it.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  And then I started on Saturday, I kept extending my stay. Next thing you know, Tuesday, like at whatever, 1pm, they're wheeling me out of there, taking me to the hospital, homie, I'm just like-

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 48:14Speaker 04

  I tried to tell them, like, no, I'm good, cause they walked in on me and I was, you know, supposed to check out. Dude, and I'm like in my robe, passed out with my head against a headboard like this, my dick's all out and shit.

• 48:25Speaker 04

  There's drugs and shit over here, and I just wake up and they're standing over me like, hey, man, paramedics are, are here, you know?

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:30Speaker 04

  What? And I told them, I said, no, man, I'm good, and they were like, we gotta, we already showed up, so you're gonna get charged for this either way, so we're gonna take you, and then I was like, and then, you know, they found out I had insurance, so they're like, they took me in.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 48:41Speaker 04

  Crazy, homie.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  That was crazy.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  But I was like, okay, you know, I just had to go with them, like, you know? But yeah, still, and then so my sister was like, motherfucker, promise me you're gonna get help, you know?

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:50Speaker 04

  And then my sister wrote me a letter of how it would play out for each family member if I died. It got real, you know?

• 48:55Speaker 03

  Oh, she loves loves you.

• 48:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the homie right there, shout out to my sister, she listens to every episode of this podcast, so she'll be listening to this, yeah, but-

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  I'm going to be devastated if you died from it.

• 49:09Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 49:11Speaker 03

  What the heck?

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, I'm just gonna let you know, it would devastate me.

• 49:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  It would be tears of fucking despair.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 49:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm just letting you know, homie. What, what's so funny?

• 49:27Speaker 06

  He's not gonna, he's still.

• 49:28Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know. The way he looked at me, I would be devastated. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My sister listens to this podcast. No, I know, right? She's definitely gonna cry on that part. I love you that much, man. No, no, I love you too, Bobby. It goes both ways, man. Yeah, in fact, there's, I mean, you name me a name, I'll tell you if I would be devastated.

• 49:47Speaker 06

  Donald Trump.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  No. Aw, come on. No, someone that's in the comedy community.

• 49:51Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  That's in AA? No, just in general. Oh. If they died. Tom Segura.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Devastated. Burt Kreischer. Devastated. Theo Von. Yeah, but dude, that would, the level. Why is this different from? I'll tell you why. The level of devastation I'd be with Theo would be the same as Frankie's. That's the highest devastation.

• 50:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's the same type of feeling that I have toward these people. I shouldn't play this game because I don't want to get in trouble. It's a weird game, man. Yeah, it's a weird game.

• 50:27Speaker 06

  And it's very sad. Imagine if you were like, eh, not that.

• 50:30Bobby Lee?

  Not devastated. I can tell, I can tell you level, there's levels of devastation.

• 50:34Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 50:35Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 50:35Speaker 06

  So it's, is Tom Segura below?

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  Define devastation for you. Okay, I'll, I'll, okay, I'll, I'll define devastation.

• 50:44Speaker 06

  Okay, here's how you define devastation. You're playing dying light.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 50:48Speaker 06

  Okay?

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:49Speaker 06

  You get the news?

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:50Speaker 06

  How long before you play dying light again?

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I'm playing dying light. This is good. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. And there's a speakerphone, so I'm gonna, someone's gonna call me.

• 50:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  So you, who's gonna call me?

• 50:59Speaker 06

  Can I call?

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  You can go.

• 51:00Speaker 06

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  You can go. Come, come, come, run, run, run, run, run.

• 51:04Speaker 06

  Ring, ring.

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  Run, run. You're on speaker.

• 51:07Speaker 06

  Hey, it's me, Cat.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 51:09Speaker 06

  Cat.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:11Speaker 06

  Nothing.

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:12Speaker 06

  Uh, Tom Segura, uh, he actually, he passed away.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Immediately? Turn off, turn off, turn off. Wha- what? Give me a name that we haven't mentioned yet.

• 51:24Speaker 06

  Okay, okay.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Who called? No, don't, you have to do the dialogue again. Go right into the.

• 51:28Speaker 06

  Hello?

• 51:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 51:30Speaker 06

  Hi, it's me, Cat.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah.

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:35Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Hurry, hurry.

• 51:36Speaker 06

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  What are you laughing about? What's going on? Why are you laughing?

• 51:42Speaker 01

  She's crying, she's crying.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  Frankie, what are you doing online?

• 51:45Speaker 01

  I'm, uh, sack. We're on three-way call.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Alright Frankie, what's up? Cat, you guys, what's up?

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Yay!

• 51:52Bobby Lee?

  You're not giving me a name that's gonna be on the fence.

• 51:54Speaker 01

  Ring, ring, ring.

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give me one.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  Hey, ring?

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:57Speaker 01

  Yo, Bobby, Bobby.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Gilbert, what's up? Yeah, what's up?

• 51:59Speaker 01

  What were you gonna say?

• 52:00Speaker 03

  It's Gilbert.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Is it Gilbert?

• 52:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:02Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 52:03Speaker 01

  Okay. Well, your opener died, Ramsey Badawi.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  Bobby, why are you, oh, why are you still? Why are you?

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  I have to get to the, I have to get to the save point. Let me get to the save point. I gotta run, run, run, run. Well, hold on, hold on. What, what? Ramsey, what the fuck? Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  Why are you saying run, run, run, run, run?

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Save, save, save. Turn it off. Oh my god, what happened?

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  There are some people that you would mention, I wouldn't even turn it off at all.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Wow. You just cry, play through the tears?

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  No, there'd be no tears. I would like even forget that you even said it.

• 52:45Speaker 03

  Good.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  No, not good.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, sorry.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, like, um, like when Brody died, that was, remember when you told me when Brody died?

• 52:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, I delivered the news poorly, sorry.

• 52:55Bobby Lee?

  That was a poor delivery.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  I did one of these, like, I woke him up and I was like, wake up.

• 52:59Bobby Lee?

  You whispered? Yeah.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  And he's like, wow.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:03Speaker 03

  And he had a show later on at the Irvine Improv, I think. Oh, he was taking a nap?

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  I was taking a nap, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:07Speaker 03

  But, no, it wasn't, it was 4pm, he just hadn't woken up yet.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:13Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  I live, I live in a free society. Where the options are endless. You know what I mean?

• 53:20Speaker 03

  No, that was, that was bad, that was a bad day.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  That was a bad...

• 53:24Speaker 03

  So how did you deliver? You just poked, poked and then what?

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  I was sleeping like this.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  If it had been like 8, 9am, I would have been like, okay, let the man sleep. But it's like 4pm. Yeah.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, how'd you do it? I was sleeping.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  What's up, what's up? What? What time is it?

• 53:39Speaker 03

  4pm is for...

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Why is Catbird here? I don't even know Catbird. Why is this random white person here that I don't even know?

• 53:45Speaker 03

  She lives here now.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Frankie, what are you doing here?

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Last night was fun.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  What the fuck is everyone doing here? I'm trying to take a nap.

• 53:59Speaker 03

  What is the right way to deliver anything?

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know how to do it.

• 54:02Speaker 01

  Wait, how did you deliver it? Yeah, can we get that?

• 54:04Speaker 03

  That's what I said. I was like, hey, like, really bad news, like so and so like passed away and but he was still in like dreamland.

• 54:13Speaker 01

  Dreamland. You didn't like fully wake him up yet.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I don't think.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  No, this is what happened. I I remember the day.

• 54:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  You woke me up. I was dead asleep. You said it and it took me about five seconds to absorb the information. Right?

• 54:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, he did an initial in his sleep, what? And then he sprung up and he was like, what?

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I sprung up.

• 54:34Speaker 03

  And then he had a third what?

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  And the third what was tears of devastation.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  Fuck, man.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  I don't think there is.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  That one.

• 54:43Speaker 03

  And then you cancelled your show that night.

• 54:45Bobby Lee?

  I did, yeah.

• 54:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think a lot, a lot of people did, right?

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if there is a good way to give that kind of news.

• 54:51Speaker 01

  There isn't. There's no good way.

• 54:53Bobby Lee?

  Is there a funny way to do it?

• 54:54Speaker 01

  There's just, oh, there's bits. There's for sure bits. So, uh. Hey, bud. Oh, God.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Knock, knock.

• 55:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  Because that's where the cops do it, right? They go knock, knock.

• 55:05Speaker 01

  Guess who's dead?

• 55:05Speaker 03

  Who's there? Yeah.

• 55:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 03

  Not your kid.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:08Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:12Speaker 01

  Fucking cat.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  The worst is like in military movies where they, where the mother looks out the window.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  And they see the people coming.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  And they see the military people with the flag thing and then they collapse. Was that Saving Private Ryan? She collapsed? Oh, God, it's devastating. And then four kids died in that. Right? She had four sons that died and the fifth one is. Come on, back me up.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  I'll nod their heads.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  No, what's up, Saving Private Ryan?

• 55:39Speaker 01

  I think we're all trying to move on from.

• 55:42Speaker 01

  Back me up! Yeah, four died.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:45Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 55:45Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 55:46Speaker 03

  It's a death thing. It's real sad.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but this comedy, this podcast goes to different areas.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  Don't die, don't die.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  Don't die, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  Let's not die, man.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  We're good.

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:55Speaker 01

  But, yeah, it's good.

• 55:56Speaker 04

  Not to die, but thanks for saying that. Yeah, yeah.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:00Speaker 04

  But it just to your point, though, like I was such in a dark, clouded space. That I would like if I was doing like a bunch of blow and all that like between. Lines and stuff because I was isolating, I would put the. Drugs back in the drawer and close the drawer. And like kind of be tidy between lines, even though I was doing a line every fucking twenty minutes. Just in case I died, like people wouldn't walk in on just drugs everywhere.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 56:24Speaker 04

  Which is crazy.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  That's crazy, dude.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  I know, it's it's insane.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  It's also at the height of things happening.

• 56:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm in my own fucking.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  You're killing.

• 56:35Speaker 04

  House like fucking.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  But you're killing it. You're doing all these TV shows.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Right? And to do that is crazy.

• 56:43Speaker 04

  It's insane.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  It's insane.

• 56:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  But now you're able to enjoy the special.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, I recorded I recorded the special sober, I prepared for it sober.

• 56:51Bobby Lee?

  Did your family go?

• 56:52Speaker 04

  Sober, yeah.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, who?

• 56:55Speaker 04

  My mom, my dad, my sister.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  Were they proud?

• 57:01Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, so sorry. You don't have to cover your mouth.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  I was getting emotional, dude.

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Where are you?

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, you know what? Fuck everyone here, man.

• 57:10Speaker 06

  Come on.

• 57:10Speaker 01

  Come on, Bobby.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Come on, man.

• 57:12Speaker 04

  Fucking tired of this fucking shit, dude.

• 57:14Speaker 06

  You don't mean that.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  It looked like a fake cry. It looked like you were making fun of me.

• 57:18Bobby Lee?

  Day in, day out, I'll be become real.

• 57:20Speaker 06

  You look like you're sneezing.

• 57:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was like.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you. No, I didn't do it like that.

• 57:26Speaker 04

  That's my mom and dad and my sister, man.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  No, no, dude, I wasn't. No, I was going.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, catbird. No, I was like going, oh, were they proud?

• 57:42Speaker 04

  Yes. My sister even brought like a little cake that had a picture, old picture of her and I when we were kids. On the cake. Yeah, we had it after in the green room. It was dope, man. She's she's like the heart of the family, my sister. But yeah, and then my mom and dad were like. Pretty emotional because I got pretty vulnerable in the in the special, specifically towards the end.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  Yeah. And it was like, yeah.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  Nigga mijo.

• 58:06Speaker 01

  Nigga mijo, congratulations, mijo. Right? Right?

• 58:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly like that, bro.

• 58:12Speaker 01

  Do more Spanish, do more Spanish. Muchas gracias, amigo.

• 58:15Speaker 06

  Amigo. Amigo.

• 58:19Speaker 01

  Me encanto, me encanto bailar, amigo.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  I love to pantalones. Yeah, those pantalones. La hamburguesa amigo.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm just throwing the, yeah, yeah. La escuela amigo.

• 58:38Speaker 04

  As we're crying in.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  The school, the school.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  I mean, my.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Dad went, the school, son. That'd be weird. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah.

• 58:50Speaker 03

  Is your mom gonna be at your film taping?

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Because she doesn't understand what it is. I don't think she, I don't think she would wanna be there.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  Where are you taping it?

• 59:02Speaker 03

  Have you asked?

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  San Diego.

• 59:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, sure.

• 59:04Speaker 00

  I don't think she'll understand her son performing in front of a lot of cameras with an amazing crowd.

• 59:08Bobby Lee?

  I know, but we, we brought her to this Phoenix show, like 4,000 seats. She came up and she ran off. She go, I don't ever wanna do that again. You know what I mean? Like, she doesn't.

• 59:17Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, cuz you brought her on stage, like, you know.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, when.

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you know, my mom, like, you know, when I'm, I'm performing, I've, I've seen her in the audience. And she's like, you know what I mean, playing, you know what I mean?

• 59:32Speaker 03

  That'll trigger you.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Solitaire on, on our iPad. She doesn't.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  Right, right, right.

• 59:37Bobby Lee?

  She's not paying attention.

• 59:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's not into it. No, but she's probably proud, but like, okay, he's.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  She's so proud.

• 59:43Speaker 04

  Bobby's doing that thing.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  But also Koreans are more monetary, like, they're more like, you know what I mean? Like, my son's doing well because I'm getting this check every month.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  Right.

• 59:51Bobby Lee?

  It, it's just a way of expression of me taking care of, they, the oldest Korean son, taking care of the family. I'm already doing that, so there's always, there's always pride in that. You know what I mean? But in terms of like.

• 1:00:03Speaker 03

  The art.

• 1:00:04Bobby Lee?

  What? The art? She doesn't really fully understand, like, joke structure or, you know, any of that kind of stuff, you know? Yeah. But I know that, you know.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  She's proud of me.

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  It's funny just picturing her sitting in a full crowd of like 3,000, 4,000 people just dying of laughter and her just sitting there like playing on her phone just like.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  But like proud though.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:00:31Speaker 03

  Just on Wordle?

• 1:00:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and we, you know, we've flown her into like when we did Bad Friends in Vegas, we flew her in, you know what I mean? And, you know, nice hotel. I mean, so she, she, she gets the benefits of it. And also, um, you know, I've been a good son for the last 25 years. I've sent her like, every month I send her a check. And she saves it and it's with her social security and the check, she's living a really comfortable life.

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought you meant like she saves it, like she doesn't deposit it, she just.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, you know, do you, do your family members asking for money?

• 1:01:13Speaker 04

  For sure, homie.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  And just homies that I like Little League with or yeah.

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  Little League?

• 1:01:21Speaker 04

  It's crazy, yeah.

• 1:01:23Speaker 03

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• 1:02:41Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 1:02:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Did you?

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:02:46Speaker 06

  Did he, did he have bad teeth?

• 1:02:47Speaker 03

  But he was talking about how like his teeth were rotting and he's just trying to turn his life around.

• 1:02:52Speaker 04

  Oh my god. You're like, send me photos.

• 1:02:55Speaker 03

  But he was banking on the fact that I had a huge crush on him back in the day. You know what I mean? So he probably was just like, let me, yeah, yeah, old shit. Like, hey, I always thought you were so pretty, you know, like.

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  But can you pay for my teeth?

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  That's creepy as hell.

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  Like gross teeth, you'd be like, ew, I don't like that.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  Right, like I, but I, but you know, they come out.

• 1:03:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, they, oh, they come out. Well, first of all, they think I have more money than I do, you know?

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:03:18Speaker 04

  But then second is like.

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  Do they give you like a specific amount?

• 1:03:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, sometimes they'll give me a specific amount and I will.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  What's the, what's the most amount they've asked?

• 1:03:28Speaker 04

  I think fifteen thousand.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  That's a lot.

• 1:03:31Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've gotten that too.

• 1:03:33Speaker 04

  That's like the most though, usually, yeah, yeah. And sometimes they just say, hey, I need help. Some people I will break off, but I'll always be like, all right, check it out, I'm gonna give you this money. But it, it, like, I don't want to hear from you until you have my money back. Or if you want to just pay me like a hundred bucks a month back, whatever. And then sadly, most of those people, you never hear from them again.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:03:56Speaker 06

  What was, sorry.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:58Speaker 06

  What was the fifteen thousand dollars for? What was that?

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was like, I don't know, he was going through a divorce and duh, duh, duh, and they were gonna, he lost the house to the wife and he didn't have his job and, you know, it was the whole, the whole story. I don't know how much of it was true though, but, you know, I was like, bro, I don't.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have, I have one, so I have one that's, um, I have to be very careful. But, um, so I was talking to a family member about this other family member. So I'll just say family number one is the one I was talking to and the family number two is gonna, is gonna be the one that's gonna ask me for money. So family number one was like.

• 1:04:35Speaker 00

  Make up names.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:04:36Speaker 00

  Make up names.

• 1:04:37Bobby Lee?

  All right, so family number one was like, hey, Tony.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  Tony Lee. It's Tony Lee. Bob and Tony.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah, yeah, so Tony, just, he's just got no motivation, he has no jobs, he has no aspirations, you know what I mean? He's really doing nothing, right? Is he lazy?

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  Lazy.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know, he just has a fear of like getting rejected.

• 1:05:04Speaker 03

  Oh, he's depressed.

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  He's a lot of childhood trauma.

• 1:05:07Bobby Lee?

  Lazy, lazy. Yeah. So then, literally, so I'm talking number one, then 10 minutes later, out of the blue, Tony calls me, who hasn't, I haven't even talked to in 25 years, calls me and goes, hey, man, so I'm doing pretty good, I'm starting a business, um, I just need a little money, cash upfront. I go, how much you need? He goes, 15 grand. Wow. Then I go. Same number. Yeah, do you know what I said? I go, so and so just called me and told me that you're smoking weed all day long, you have no motivations, you have no plans, and he goes, they did call you? And I go, yeah, they called. He goes, okay, then never mind.

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  I feel so bad about it. About to buy so much weed.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:59Speaker 03

  Why'd you do that?

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, you think I should give him the 15 grand?

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  No, no, but why'd you like say, you could have just been like, hey, dude, not right now. Why'd you like, you know, be like, hey, so and so was talking to you?

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Because I, I don't, I don't like the trickery. You know what I mean? Like if. He's lying to him. He's lying to me. And also, like, I have given family members money to start a business.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  Oh, we know.

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  We know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:21Speaker 03

  George, Gil, we, we know.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  We know, right?

• 1:06:25Speaker 03

  I don't know. Do you know Frankie?

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:06:27Speaker 03

  What, what, oh, no.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I don't know his story, but I know that, I know that story. Yeah. Oh, invest. My rule is this, I'll give you two one time. You can always ask one time, and it's gotta be reasonable. What's reasonable? What's the range? Um, if it's a deep family member, I think the top.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Ten. But with a reason.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  Okay, and with a business plan?

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  Not just a business plan, like dude, I have, if I know, you know, I have three kids, I lost my job.

• 1:06:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  I can't pay my mortgage, I'm drowning.

• 1:07:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:03Bobby Lee?

  Then yes, one time.

• 1:07:04Speaker 04

  If it's, yeah, it's, if it's a close family member, I've helped out those family members.

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  That's, that's my rule too, if there are kids involved, for me, it's probably yes.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  But I get a lot of people I haven't talked to in twenty five years, and I don't like that, because it's like,

• 1:07:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  you don't, you don't have a relationship with me.

• 1:07:21Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:07:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:22Speaker 03

  But I do something a little bit different, because I have family in the Philippines, and I clearly like, send money all the time. I don't send money directly to the parents anymore, I pay for the kids' school.

• 1:07:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a good one.

• 1:07:34Speaker 03

  So like, whatever the kids need, I'll pay for myself, I'll get the receipts from the school, so I'm not dealing with the parents' bullshit anymore.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  It's like when a homeless person asks for money, and you're like, I'll just get you food. Yeah, yeah. So you know they're gonna eat.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no, let's, let's talk about that for a second.

• 1:07:50Speaker 03

  Okay. Bobby has a very different, um.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  I have a different philosophy when it comes to that.

• 1:07:55Speaker 03

  Oh, for, for food?

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  No, for homeless people.

• 1:07:57Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 1:07:59Speaker 04

  No, no, I was just.

• 1:08:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just flowing, huh?

• 1:08:03Speaker 04

  Oh, what?

• 1:08:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Speaker 04

  Oh, what? Oh, what, oh, what?

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, do you give homeless people money?

• 1:08:14Speaker 04

  You know, I used to, a lot, and then I would like feel good about it, like, oh, I'm gonna help you.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:19Speaker 04

  But, uh, when I lived in, uh, you know, off, uh, La Brea and Sunset, in that area, I would, my move was socks and toothbrushes. So I always had a, I always, I would order like a box from Amazon, like a box of socks or toothbrushes, and then, every now and then, if I was walking to the store or whatever, I would just bring a bag and then just pass them out, you know?

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  That's a good thing.

• 1:08:40Speaker 04

  And then there was a dude, man, I still think about this dude, man, he was always on the corner right there, behind the bus stop, in a wheelchair, and he had like a little pile of his stuff around him.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  Was it socks and toothpaste?

• 1:08:50Speaker 04

  He would always ask me for a cigarette, right? So he was the one dude that I would get cigarettes and a lighter for. I don't smoke.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  But I would just get him for him, and he couldn't even talk, but he'd just be like, mm, mm, mm, you know, so, I don't know, I'm assuming he was saying, thank you, whatever. What if you say some racist Hispanic thing?

• 1:09:12Speaker 04

  Thanks a lot, beaner.

• 1:09:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  Like, oh, my goodness. Yeah, yeah, no, but yeah, I always wondered what happened to that guy, and then one day he was just gone. He was there for like a long ass time, like a couple of years.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 1:09:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  Tragedy.

• 1:09:23Speaker 04

  I'm like, yeah.

• 1:09:24Bobby Lee?

  My theory is this.

• 1:09:25Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Okay. Anyways, positive vibe.

• 1:09:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  Bobby's like, I took him.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  No, I, I give cash.

• 1:09:31Speaker 03

  Oh, that's sad.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I don't care what they get with it. Because at the end of the day, it's just like, it's just gonna make them happy. They've already made their choices. You know what I mean? I don't know, I mean, you know, they could buy, see, to me, I don't even wanna know. Here's 20, right? They could be buying drugs, but they also could be buying Taylor Swift tickets.

• 1:09:55Speaker 03

  For $20? $20?

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Nosebleed.

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, no, I got it.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:10:00Speaker 04

  Mayler Miff tickets.

• 1:10:02Bobby Lee?

  You know, so it's like, it's not, you know, whatever you get with it, but just as long as you're happy.

• 1:10:09Speaker 03

  I actually agree with you.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, it took a while for me to get there, but I, I really like that, cuz it's like, they're like, oh, they're gonna use it on drugs. It's like, they're gonna, whether it's you or someone else, they're gonna use it on something.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  They're gonna steal a radio together, I mean, you know?

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  A radio?

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Like, they'll break into a car and steal something.

• 1:10:27Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:10:27Speaker 04

  But who do you think they'll remember longer? The dude that gave them money for more drugs, or the dude that gave them a nice, warm pair of socks?

• 1:10:33Speaker 03

  Socks guy.

• 1:10:35Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I don't know, dude, think about it.

• 1:10:39Bobby Lee?

  Think about it, I'm your drug dealer, right? When you were using, and I brought you socks instead of cocaine.

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:10:45Bobby Lee?

  Think about that, how would you feel?

• 1:10:47Speaker 04

  That's different, though.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Play it out.

• 1:10:48Speaker 04

  You're talking about the, you're talking about the dealer.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you'd be happy. Why, how is it different? How is it different?

• 1:10:56Speaker 04

  No, because I'm going to the, my drug dealer, I'm gonna get drugs. I mean, you give me socks, what the fuck? Like, if it's just some random dude that comes up to me, gives me socks, that's different.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  But I know, but they, they don't want socks.

• 1:11:06Speaker 04

  Yes, they do.

• 1:11:07Bobby Lee?

  Would they rather have alcohol or sock? And you know, you know what, you know what, I think I'm wrong. I'm assuming, no, I know, I don't, I know. I'm assuming that all homeless people

• 1:11:18Speaker 03

  Want socks.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  are on some sort of chemical dependence.

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm assuming, and that's wrong, I think. You know what I mean?

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Speaker 00

  Maybe like seventy thirty.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  I think higher.

• 1:11:30Speaker 03

  Ninety ten.

• 1:11:32Bobby Lee?

  Mental illness too. That's a big one. So, what? What'd you?

• 1:11:38Speaker 00

  Down on your luck.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You're right. I think, no, there's a lot of people that have lost their job, they're living out of their cars, or they're living in RV parks and stuff like that. I get that tense. I'm not saying that all of those people are substance abusers. But generally, the ones that ask for money, I can tell that it's, you know what I mean? And when I know that they're on some sort of substance abuse, I have no problem giving them money. That's all I'm saying.

• 1:12:05Speaker 03

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I don't know.

• 1:12:07Speaker 04

  One thing I always think about that you told me though, even like today, or you know, now, if I think about thoughts of drinking or whatever, you're like, career, you know, we have our careers. And then there's like partying, and like you just, you can't have both. You know, so I'm always like, that thought of sometimes crosses my head when I'd be like, ah, drink sounds nice. Hey, homie, you can't have both. You wanna do this, or you wanna do that?

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  You can't have both if you're a drug addict or alcoholic.

• 1:12:32Speaker 04

  Exactly, that's what I mean.

• 1:12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, if you're a drug alcoholic, yeah, I should clarify. If you're a normal person, then yeah. Kudos to fucking you, asshole.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  Because you look at, you look at the history of anybody with that, like Robert Downey Jr., right? His career took off, you know what I mean, once he got sober.

• 1:12:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  Riley Cooper.

• 1:12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, I just don't think that you can be active addiction, especially in this specific business. I think all businesses, but in this specific business, it's almost impossible.

• 1:13:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. I remember the conversation we had the last time you got sober. Do you remember that? When you were like, I just need a couple more, I just need a couple more months of using. And I was like, okay, let's go get shabu shabu. Remember? Or do you not remember?

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  I don't remember.

• 1:13:21Speaker 03

  Because you were using, you were high out of your mind. And I was like, I was like, I have, you know, so and so's number here, you know, the place you like to go to.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, what place?

• 1:13:29Speaker 03

  In Arizona. What's shabu shabu?

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the mental place. Hot pot soup.

• 1:13:33Speaker 03

  Oh, yummy. Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:13:36Speaker 03

  Oh, yummy.

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  That was good.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take you after. Yeah.

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  It's really good. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you have you had it?

• 1:13:46Speaker 03

  Very wholesome meal. Oh, lovely.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  It's wholesome.

• 1:13:48Speaker 03

  I love it. Yeah.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  It's a clean, it's a very clean meal.

• 1:13:51Speaker 03

  It's very clean.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. So we were on our way there and then, um.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  Wow, he's high as fuck, you're driving.

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  He's high.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 1:13:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, and he, I was like, okay, like, how much, how much longer of this? And he's like, I don't know, I don't know, I just don't, I, I know when I'm, I, I will let you know when I'm done. I know I'm gonna get to a point where I'll know I'm done, right? I'm like.

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Ah, scary.

• 1:14:13Speaker 03

  Okay, I was like, scary thing to say. But then we had shabu shabu and on our drive back, he was like, okay, I think I'm done.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:14:23Speaker 03

  Um, I, I think that you had lost quite a bit at that point.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:29Speaker 03

  And then, um, going there, you were like, fuck no, I'm not getting sober. And then on your way back, you had some light bulb go off where I was shocked. Not only did you say, okay, I'm going on Saturday, cause I was like, hey, this appointment I made for you, they're, they're, they're ready to take you on Saturday. If you're not ready, don't go, but if you're ready, let me know, I'll buy your plane ticket. And on the way back, he's like, okay, I'll go. It was within a span of an hour and a half, which made me think that like, I hope, I don't know what happened in your brain during that shabu shabu period, but something like clicked.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  I, I've always been like that, though. E- every time I'm using, it's, it, it, I can shift my thinking. I can have a quick spiritual awakening or, you know what I mean, or, uh.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  Do you remember it at that time that you're feeling it or?

• 1:15:18Bobby Lee?

  I, I know the feeling, it's like, you know what I mean, I, I contemplate everything, okay?

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:15:26Speaker 04

  Can I ask you what your relapses look like, like, what do you use? Just alcohol or?

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  Just alcohol and weed.

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, but the alcohol, he's funny grandpa about it.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  It's not a whiskey bottle.

• 1:15:40Speaker 03

  We're talking Clematos. Like a real Korean man. No, but like, he's like in a hotel room.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  Fireball.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  Those fireballs.

• 1:15:52Bobby Lee?

  I would buy like thirty of those little fireballs. And just.

• 1:15:56Speaker 03

  And then he's like, getting banned from. But he's getting banned from hotels. Because of, you know, he's, you know.

• 1:16:05Bobby Lee?

  Like, I was, I was. You're breaking shit in the hotel? No, I was on a, I was on a TV show. Right? And you know how the actors stay at a hotel? Yeah. And then they, the hotel called the producers and go, he's banned from the fucking hotel. Why? And then, and then now the producers are calling me going, what's up, dude? Right? Yeah. And I'm like, oh, fuck. You know what I mean? It's like those situations where I'm like, this is not good. Cause this still get around. Wait, why were you, were you breaking shit in the hotel? You're having. No, I was, I told, I told this story. I was, I was at a hotel. I'll just say it, right? I was at a hotel, I was on the balcony and, um. Peeing off the balcony? No, no, no, I was at the balcony.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  And I stuck. I stuck my head out of the, of the hotel because at this particular hotel, there was only two rooms with a balcony and they happened to be. A balcony?

• 1:17:06Speaker 03

  The darkest part of his life.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Homie, what you doing, homie? Okay, okay, I'm on the balcony.

• 1:17:14Bobby Lee?

  Go back to this guy, dude.

• 1:17:15Speaker 03

  Positive man.

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, be positive, dude. Balcony. Better?

• 1:17:22Bobby Lee?

  So this balcony is literally where the kids, where the kids' swimming pool is. Right? So I didn't, I couldn't be, if I was out there smoking a bong, everyone's just on these slides and stuff like that. So I stuck my head out of the, like, the hotel and I would just stick my head out of this, you know, and.

• 1:17:44Speaker 03

  He's like hanging off the balcony. Did he see a bong?

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I, and. I hear, "Hey, you can't smoke here. What are you doing?" And I look up and there's a fat guy, like, like five stories up with his head sticking out, looking down on me. He's yelling. I go, "Fuck you, you fat fuck." Oh. But he was the manager of the fuck up. Oh. Right? Oh. And then that, immediately they call. "Hey, did you call the hotel guy, fat fuck, fat fuck? Oh, you smoking weed on it?" I go, "Yeah." "That's the hotel guy?" Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know what I mean?

• 1:18:22Speaker 06

  The hotel guy.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  It's all the hotel, yeah, hotel guys. Those little incidents, little, they accumulate.

• 1:18:29Speaker 06

  Yeah, and you poo yourself.

• 1:18:30Bobby Lee?

  I poo myself all the time. Oh, yeah.

• 1:18:32Speaker 04

  And like, oh, yeah.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:34Speaker 04

  I got, I got a, the cop, my mom called the cops on me when I was at the, I was at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.

• 1:18:39Speaker 06

  For pooing yourself?

• 1:18:41Speaker 04

  No. "I know you're shitting." Yeah, that was all bad, yeah.

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  What, what, she knew you were do, up there?

• 1:18:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, she knew I was there.

• 1:18:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:49Speaker 04

  Yeah. But to that note though, I say, I would hate seeing people, you know, I was isolating, but I was like, hate seeing people in public when they recognize me, when you're talking about being on a TV show.

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:59Speaker 04

  And I remember I went down to meet the dope man again downstairs and there was this family in the lobby. I'm talking like these kids like ten and twelve. And they were like, "Hey, can we get photos?" And I'm like, tweaked out, homie, I've been slept for two days.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:13Speaker 04

  I'm just like, fuck, you know, that feeling, you know, you're just like, yeah. Taking the picture like, alright, thanks for watching my show.

• 1:19:24Speaker 04

  Fuck, I'm like so glad I don't have to do that anymore.

• 1:19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wow.

• 1:19:29Speaker 04

  But yeah, and the cops showed up, ah, it was bad at the end of that one, but yeah.

• 1:19:32Bobby Lee?

  You know the house of pies on Los Feliz?

• 1:19:34Speaker 06

  Yeah. I love house pies.

• 1:19:35Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, love that spot.

• 1:19:36Bobby Lee?

  When I was detoxing off of Vicodin, right? I just remember eating soup, cause I hadn't eaten in days.

• 1:19:42Speaker 04

  Were you constipated from the Vicodin?

• 1:19:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I was, I had, I quit doing it.

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  And I was like day two detox.

• 1:19:49Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  And I just remember, people were staring at me and I have a bowl of Minnesota any soup. It's so funny.

• 1:19:56Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 1:19:56Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I'm shaking so bad that the spoon is hitting the bowl so loud, like,

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  Because I couldn't control my hand, right? And at that point, people kind of knew who I was too. And I'm looking around, you know, shaking, but I had to eat. Because I hadn't eaten in days, you know what I mean? And it's just like that, it was embarrassing. Remember that one time? I was coughing up blood.

• 1:20:21Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. And then you said, "Take me to the doctor." So then I took him to the doctor, but then, okay. More context, more context. He called me, I'm not kidding you, every 10 minutes. And he was like, "I think I'm dying, there's something really wrong with me." And he was in this loop, that he was dying. Because he was like coughing up blood. I was like, "Okay, let's go to the doctor." And at the doctor, he was like, "Khalyla, I swear to you with my whole life, that if I get a clean bill of health..."

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, I know where you're going at this, and that's fucking bullshit.

• 1:20:52Speaker 03

  And he goes, "If..."

• 1:20:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop. Sorry, sorry. Whatever.

• 1:20:57Speaker 03

  You brought it up!

• 1:20:58Bobby Lee?

  I see the road.

• 1:21:00Speaker 03

  You brought it up.

• 1:21:00Bobby Lee?

  I see the road, and I don't like the road.

• 1:21:02Speaker 03

  We all see the road. We see the road. If, he goes, "If, um, this isn't cancer, I promise you, I swear with my whole life, that I will never pick up a vape or cigarette again." And then, um, it wasn't cancer.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Because of what I realized, what I deduced, okay? Balcony. Balcony. Balcony, alright. What I deduced is this. I was smoking so much weed, right? In conjunction with the bong heads and the fucking joints, along with smoking cigarettes, was what caused the lung disturbance.

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, the irritate.

• 1:21:43Bobby Lee?

  After not smoking for a long time, or not smoking weed for a long time. Yeah, I was doing it, how long, I mean, I, did you see the collection I had?

• 1:21:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:50Bobby Lee?

  I had a collection of hundreds of weeds, you know, and then...

• 1:21:55Speaker 01

  It was crazy.

• 1:21:56Speaker 03

  And like, the edible...

• 1:21:57Bobby Lee?

  Hundreds of weeds, fuck.

• 1:22:00Speaker 01

  He said like that.

• 1:22:02Speaker 04

  Hundreds of weed.

• 1:22:04Speaker 03

  I, I think he would take up to like a thousand, um, milligrams.

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Of edible.

• 1:22:08Speaker 03

  Of edible.

• 1:22:09Bobby Lee?

  On top of.

• 1:22:09Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck, you're taking edibles too.

• 1:22:11Bobby Lee?

  On top of smoking weed 24/7.

• 1:22:14Speaker 03

  Where you would see him like walking in the living room and then stop and he would like freeze and then stay there for like five minutes. Yeah.

• 1:22:21Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:22:21Speaker 06

  Wow. Did you like doing the edible stuff?

• 1:22:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I love it all.

• 1:22:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:22:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Because in the, when I, cause I, so I had, I had 17 years of sobriety. And the first time I took edibles after 17 years of sobriety, I was flying to Hawaii, remember? And when I landed in Hawaii, I just did a 45 minute laugh attack.

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  Dude, imagine 17 years of not doing it.

• 1:22:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:50Bobby Lee?

  Right. I land in Hawaii, I go, and I just.

• 1:22:56Bobby Lee?

  All my, couldn't even, I don't know what I was laughing at. You know what I mean? But I, I had so much fun that weekend. In Hawaii, by myself, just taking, smoking weed, edibles, walking around and just eating, engorging and, and going, oh, this is what I missed.

• 1:23:12Speaker 03

  That, yeah.

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  But then three months later, it becomes the opposite.

• 1:23:15Speaker 03

  Something else, yeah.

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  It goes something else, yeah. Anyway, um, do you have fun?

• 1:23:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was a wild ride.

• 1:23:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:24Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 1:23:25Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was a good ride.

• 1:23:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, in a good way, I mean, you know.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  I thought it was a pleasant.

• 1:23:30Speaker 04

  We talked about, you know.

• 1:23:31Bobby Lee?

  All kinds of.

• 1:23:31Speaker 04

  Positive vibes, some deaths.

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  Positive vibes, deaths.

• 1:23:33Speaker 03

  What's going on with, um, this fool? Is it just, um?

• 1:23:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, just done, two seasons.

• 1:23:38Speaker 03

  Genuinely, one of my favorite shows. It's, I, I couldn't believe it got canceled.

• 1:23:42Speaker 04

  I know, it's so crazy.

• 1:23:43Speaker 03

  And so many people like love it. I know.

• 1:23:46Speaker 04

  Rotten tomatoes, yeah. I know, it's crazy that people, like, people are like, the people that, like, the fans of it are like, they can't believe it ended, you know? So yeah, I don't know.

• 1:23:55Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:23:55Speaker 04

  I mean, there's a small hope.

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:23:56Speaker 04

  Maybe it'll come back.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 1:23:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, they canceled it, man. I mean, everybody at Hulu wanted it, but Disney. Disney did like a lot of budget cuts around that time, like after the strike.

• 1:24:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:24:07Speaker 04

  And we were just like another number, you know? And like, uh, so it was just like, yeah, but. So funny, so good. It was a beloved show.

• 1:24:14Speaker 06

  Is there a possibility of it coming back at all?

• 1:24:17Speaker 04

  I mean, you know, anything's possible. It's possible.

• 1:24:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:24:20Speaker 04

  But, but yeah.

• 1:24:20Speaker 06

  Who knows?

• 1:24:21Speaker 04

  That'd be dope.

• 1:24:22Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:24:22Speaker 04

  I know, it makes me think about shows, was it Twin Peaks or, uh, Arrested Development? Like, they got popular after they got canceled.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, and they did another seasons. I did that one, the second time they did it.

• 1:24:33Speaker 04

  Oh, that's what's up.

• 1:24:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:24:38Speaker 04

  I mean, like, hey, congratulations.

• 1:24:40Speaker 06

  That's cool.

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  That's what's up?

• 1:24:43Speaker 06

  That's what's up.

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's a good thing.

• 1:24:46Speaker 04

  That's definitely a good thing.

• 1:24:47Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right, homie.

• 1:24:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:24:50Bobby Lee?

  Interesting. Is there a, that's what's down?

• 1:24:53Speaker 04

  What's that?

• 1:24:54Bobby Lee?

  Is there a, that's what's down?

• 1:24:56Speaker 04

  No, no. I mean, I like. Just try it naturally. Yeah, yeah. That's, that's what's down.

• 1:25:02Speaker 06

  Oh, it's actually sound.

• 1:25:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, I see what you're saying. When you do it, it sounds good.

• 1:25:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:06Speaker 04

  When I do it, it doesn't. Try it to him casually, like. All right. Hey, uh, yeah, I'm probably gonna go, uh, probably get some nice, nice dinner later.

• 1:25:16Bobby Lee?

  That's what's down.

• 1:25:17Speaker 06

  Hmm.

• 1:25:18Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:25:19Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:20Speaker 04

  Hey, that's what's down.

• 1:25:21Speaker 06

  Oh, there you go. That's.

• 1:25:23Speaker 04

  I don't know. Oh, there he is. Hey, bro, that's what's down.

• 1:25:30Bobby Lee?

  Better?

• 1:25:31Speaker 04

  That's what's up. That's what's up?

• 1:25:35Speaker 04

  That's what's in the middle, bro. Oh, wait.

• 1:25:38Bobby Lee?

  Was that better? Go like, you know what I mean?

• 1:25:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:25:40Bobby Lee?

  Equalize it, huh?

• 1:25:41Speaker 04

  That's what's in the middle.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what's in the middle, dude.

• 1:25:43Speaker 04

  That's what's in the middle.

• 1:25:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:44Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 1:25:45Speaker 04

  I don't know, dude. Just right there.

• 1:25:47Bobby Lee?

  Yo, cause my friend.

• 1:25:47Speaker 04

  Even kill, you know, like.

• 1:25:48Bobby Lee?

  Even kill, dude.

• 1:25:50Speaker 04

  That's what's in the middle.

• 1:25:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:52Speaker 04

  Like the meat in a sandwich, you know?

• 1:25:54Bobby Lee?

  Why do Hispanics love Asians so much?

• 1:25:56Speaker 06

  You can't say.

• 1:25:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Latinos.

• 1:25:58Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:25:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Latinos, Latinos. Why is Hispanic bad?

• 1:26:04Speaker 04

  It's just Hispanic, it's his panic, you know?

• 1:26:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:26:07Speaker 04

  There's no Hispania.

• 1:26:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:26:09Speaker 04

  It's like, you know?

• 1:26:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:10Speaker 04

  Like, you're, you're an Asian man, you're from Asia, you know?

• 1:26:13Speaker 06

  How about white people?

• 1:26:15Speaker 04

  Come on.

• 1:26:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fight for that.

• 1:26:17Speaker 06

  No, I'm just saying.

• 1:26:18Bobby Lee?

  Poor white people. Let's fight for it. You know what, Kat, fight for it.

• 1:26:22Speaker 06

  No, no, no, I'm not fighting.

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  I want to hear your white grievances.

• 1:26:25Speaker 06

  No, I'm just saying, there's no white land. You said that there's Asia land, that there's...

• 1:26:30Bobby Lee?

  Your skin color is white.

• 1:26:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  It is interesting.

• 1:26:34Speaker 00

  That's reductive.

• 1:26:34Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:26:35Speaker 00

  That's so reductive.

• 1:26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is interesting that you can, I can call you a white person.

• 1:26:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:26:39Bobby Lee?

  But can I call you a brown person?

• 1:26:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:26:42Speaker 04

  All the time.

• 1:26:43Speaker 01

  Brown pride.

• 1:26:44Bobby Lee?

  Could you call me a yellow person?

• 1:26:45Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:26:46Bobby Lee?

  Why? That's interesting.

• 1:26:47Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:26:47Speaker 01

  Because you guys...

• 1:26:48Speaker 04

  I'm actually brown, homie. You're like, you're not really.

• 1:26:51Speaker 00

  You're white, actually.

• 1:26:52Speaker 03

  I think...

• 1:26:54Speaker 00

  East Asians are like whiter.

• 1:26:55Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, if this color was in the crayon box, it would be tan.

• 1:26:59Speaker 06

  Yeah, it'd be...

• 1:27:00Speaker 00

  But look at him.

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, his is brown, mine's more tan. This is yellow?

• 1:27:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  Does this look like the sun?

• 1:27:06Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying, we're green.

• 1:27:07Speaker 06

  I didn't, I don't know where that comes from. I don't know.

• 1:27:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 1:27:12Speaker 04

  I have no idea where...

• 1:27:15Speaker 00

  What does that mean?

• 1:27:18Bobby Lee?

  But why can't you call it brown, why can't it white, and then yellow? Why?

• 1:27:21Speaker 00

  Because you're not yellow.

• 1:27:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:27:23Speaker 06

  Black and yellow, black and yellow.

• 1:27:25Speaker 03

  But, you know, it's like...

• 1:27:27Speaker 00

  Cool.

• 1:27:28Speaker 03

  I like, are you, is anyone out there being like, yellow pride?

• 1:27:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, yellow pride.

• 1:27:32Speaker 03

  Some, some, there are, actually.

• 1:27:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:35Speaker 06

  Like gay pride, but yellow.

• 1:27:36Speaker 03

  As a joke, but...

• 1:27:37Speaker 04

  It's not like...

• 1:27:38Bobby Lee?

  What's black and yellow? Black and yellow, what is that? Is that a song?

• 1:27:40Speaker 06

  It's a song, yeah. It's for the Steelers, I think, right? Black and yellow.

• 1:27:43Speaker 00

  Oh, it's, yeah.

• 1:27:45Speaker 06

  It's with Khalifa.

• 1:27:46Bobby Lee?

  With Khalifa, okay.

• 1:27:47Speaker 06

  It's cool.

• 1:27:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:48Speaker 06

  Um...

• 1:27:48Speaker 00

  What's up?

• 1:27:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, so is Hispanic like if you call me an Oriental?

• 1:27:55Speaker 04

  Nah, it's not that bad. Look, look, look, it's more of like, I'm not the only one who feels that way about the word, but I'm not like offended by Hispanic. I just don't, you're just like a good, you're one of my good friends, you know, so I don't want, my good homie doesn't need to be calling me Hispanic, you know what I mean?

• 1:28:09Bobby Lee?

  All right, homie, all right.

• 1:28:11Speaker 04

  We're not doing a consensus or like a, you know what I mean?

• 1:28:14Speaker 06

  Like a data processing.

• 1:28:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:15Bobby Lee?

  All right, right. But I don't even look at your race.

• 1:28:18Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:28:19Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, right, dude.

• 1:28:21Speaker 03

  That's what white people...

• 1:28:22Speaker 04

  Out of all my homies...

• 1:28:22Speaker 01

  I don't even look at your race!

• 1:28:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, out of all my homies, you're the one that definitely looks at race.

• 1:28:30Speaker 04

  I don't even look at your race, man!

• 1:28:32Bobby Lee?

  Let me clarify.

• 1:28:33Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 1:28:39Speaker 04

  La escuela.

• 1:28:45Speaker 03

  That's so funny.

• 1:28:47Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying is, is that, you know, if I'm around Al Madrigal.

• 1:28:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't think to myself, "Oh, I'm hanging out with my, you know, Latin friend, Latino friend." You know what I mean? I just, it's just, "Al, when I look at you, I just Frankie." You know what I mean?

• 1:29:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:29:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:29:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and in the comedy space, we lean on these things for entertainment, right? But in real life, I don't think about it, and you know that's the truth.

• 1:29:17Speaker 03

  Are you sure?

• 1:29:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't think so. I think you're right. I think you're right.

• 1:29:21Speaker 04

  I think when you think about me, I think when you think about me in your head, you're like, "Oh, yeah, Frankie."

• 1:29:30Speaker 04

  Like, "Hey, George, who's our guest?" Oh, it's, uh, yeah, you know, the homie, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:35Speaker 03

  We have a couple witnesses in their room. There's Gilbert, there's, um, Gilbert, EJ, Kat, and Alex were at your birthday party. We went bowling, and you made a speech, and one of the first things you said was, "Chappelle Lacy, you're the only black guy here."

• 1:29:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:53Speaker 03

  And then, no, nothing else.

• 1:29:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. That's Bobby. "You're the only black guy here." That's good.

• 1:29:59Speaker 03

  You said, "That's good," and then you moved on to the rest of your speech.

• 1:30:02Bobby Lee?

  No, because I was just, um, no, I would, no, here's the thing, my speech, my speech, I was just, um, um, no, let me express myself, right? I was just pointing out factual information.

• 1:30:14Speaker 04

  True.

• 1:30:15Bobby Lee?

  I said, "There are open mic'ers here, too. Welcome, Ramsey Badawi and Cat Bird."

• 1:30:19Speaker 03

  That's me, yeah.

• 1:30:19Bobby Lee?

  Did I say that?

• 1:30:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:21Speaker 03

  You didn't call me white.

• 1:30:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but my point being is, is that it's also, the whole speech was about making it weird and uncomfortable. And was it not funny?

• 1:30:31Speaker 04

  It was fantastic.

• 1:30:32Speaker 03

  It was great.

• 1:30:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, then, I did my job.

• 1:30:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:34Bobby Lee?

  So for you to call that out is ridiculous.

• 1:30:36Speaker 03

  I apologize. Sorry, you're right.

• 1:30:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:30:39Speaker 04

  All right.

• 1:30:39Bobby Lee?

  It was comedic, you know?

• 1:30:41Speaker 04

  But in general, I think minorities, like, when I walk into a room, like, I'm looking around to see if there's other minorities. I clock it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think I always clock it.

• 1:30:51Bobby Lee?

  You and I did that at the Hulu thing.

• 1:30:53Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:30:54Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember? In New York?

• 1:30:56Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:30:56Bobby Lee?

  You and I hung out a little bit.

• 1:30:57Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, you were like a lifeline there. I hate doing those events.

• 1:31:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we, we bombed together, and we just sat there. I know, it's the worst.

• 1:31:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, and I was like, "Bobby, come here, score." Went to the corner and we were like, yeah, look at all these whites.

• 1:31:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:31:10Speaker 04

  They're giving us money though, so be cool with them.

• 1:31:12Bobby Lee?

  It's also like, you can tell that the shirt talkers.

• 1:31:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:31:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? The shirt talkers.

• 1:31:21Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, what a fabulous turnout.

• 1:31:25Bobby Lee?

  Bro, you have to do this at parties? Wonderful, wonderful.

• 1:31:31Bobby Lee?

  Such a unique voice you have.

• 1:31:34Bobby Lee?

  We love your point of view. It's enlightening.

• 1:31:41Bobby Lee?

  I hate it. And him and I are just going, and they talk like that and we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't know what to say.

• 1:31:47Speaker 04

  Thanks for the opportunity.

• 1:31:48Bobby Lee?

  For letting us in here, for letting us in here, you know what I mean?

• 1:31:50Speaker 01

  For letting us in here.

• 1:31:52Bobby Lee?

  Even though we're doing specials for this fucking thing. Helping them. The whole reason why this party exists is because we're doing it.

• 1:31:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, it's the worst. Yeah.

• 1:32:02Speaker 04

  Stay there and be grateful.

• 1:32:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But, um, so your special Frankie Quinones.

• 1:32:10Speaker 04

  Quinones.

• 1:32:10Speaker 01

  Quin, quin.

• 1:32:11Bobby Lee?

  Quinones?

• 1:32:12Speaker 01

  Quin.

• 1:32:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:12Speaker 04

  He never says my last name right.

• 1:32:15Bobby Lee?

  Damn, that's crazy. Quinones?

• 1:32:18Speaker 01

  Quin.

• 1:32:19Speaker 04

  No, Quinones. Think about the yo, Quinones.

• 1:32:21Bobby Lee?

  Quinones.

• 1:32:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, perfect.

• 1:32:23Bobby Lee?

  Quinones.

• 1:32:24Speaker 04

  It has a little wormy, don't forget my first name.

• 1:32:27Speaker 01

  A little wormy.

• 1:32:28Bobby Lee?

  Potato patato.

• 1:32:32Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 1:32:34Bobby Lee?

  Damn, that's crazy Hulu, check it out, hilarious standup special. He's, oh, look at Andrews is there too.

• 1:32:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, his was last month.

• 1:32:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, last month.

• 1:32:44Speaker 04

  They're doing one a month.

• 1:32:45Bobby Lee?

  One a month. And, um, check it out because, um, he's one of my favorite people in the whole world. And he's, I just think that you're gonna get bigger, bigger opportunities because there's no one out there like you. And, um, please check it out, he's our family member, he's our homie, he's our friend. And support his podcast, uh, his special, I mean, on Hulu. Damn, that's crazy.

• 1:33:09Speaker 04

  Hey, if you go watch Creeper's crib, it's on YouTube, it's called Creeper's crib, live from my grandpa's garage. And then just go to FrankieQuinones.com, hopefully I'll come to your city soon. Thanks for having me.

• 1:33:18Bobby Lee?

  All right, so give Frankie a round of applause.

• 1:33:20Speaker 04

  Thanks for having me.

• 1:33:28Speaker 03

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