Eric Andre

Eric Andre is a human fever dream in the form of a comedian. Best known as the creator and host of The Eric Andre Show—a surreal, anarchic explosion of late-night anti-comedy—he’s pushed the boundaries of absurdity, performance art, and public mayhem. Whether he's freeing the nipple on national TV, terrorizing Times Square in a cockroach costume, or voicing characters in cult cartoons like Disenchantment, Eric is chaos with a cause. Now, he brings his brain-melting energy to the mic with Bombing with Eric Andre, a podcast where comedy meets catastrophe, and no guest leaves unscathed. #ericandre #andrewsantino #whiskeyginger #podcast ============================================================= Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS STITCH FIX TAILORED STYLE AND FASHION https://stitchfix.com/whiskeyginger SQUARESPACE GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://squarespace.com/whiskey ETHOS COVERAGE FOR AS LOW AS $10 A MONTH https://ethoslife.com/whiskey NORD VPN 4 MONTHS FREE WITH A 2 YEAR PLAN https://nordvpn.com/whiskey ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  I don't know what I'm doing.

• 0:01Speaker 01

  Need a break.

• 0:02Speaker 00

  Forget it, I quit.

• 0:03Speaker 01

  Escape to Pluto TV.

• 0:05Speaker 02

  This is objectively fantastic.

• 0:07Speaker 01

  Relax into the movies and shows you already know and love, all for free. Shwing! Even our news is uplifting.

• 0:13Speaker 03

  You stay classy, San Diego.

• 0:14Speaker 01

  Watch Tommy Boy, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The X-Files, Wayne's World, and so much more. We're not worthy! The best things on TV really are free.

• 0:24Speaker 02

  You just have to know where to look.

• 0:26Speaker 01

  Escape to Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never.

• 0:30Speaker 04

  Para los grandes, para los chicos, para los bajos y los altos, los pacifistas, los valientes, para los optimistas y los pesimistas, los que valoran lo de adentro, para los que están lejos, los que no ven de lejos, y los que no ven de cerca, para los introvertidos y los extrovertidos, para los que piensan y los que hacen, para los que nos mostraron el camino. Coca-Cola, para todos. Compra una Coca-Cola en una tienda cerca de usted.

• 1:00Andrew Santino?

  What up, Whiskey Ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. If it's your first time joining the show, welcome to the show. We got a good one for you today, like my man Steve Harvey done say. Man, I'm excited. Over half a million subscribers. Thank you, guys, so much. That means the world to me, man. You've been here for the ride. I started this channel at, like, I think, 800 subscribers or something like that, and we grew, we grew, we grew, and it's all because of you, you, you. So, thank you, guys, so much. I'm doing a couple of dates on tour. I'm done, because my special comes out in September, but I'm doing a couple of pop-up dates here and there. May 22 and 23. May 22, I'll be in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. May 23, I'll be in Winnipeg, Manitoba, for two shows in Winnipeg. May 22, May 23, Edmonton and Winnipeg. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrew Santino, andrewsantino.com.

• 1:44Andrew Santino?

  Also, go to badfriendspod.com to see me and Bobby in London on July 18 and Dublin on July 19. That's andrewsantino.com and badfriendspod.com.

• 1:55Speaker 00

  I don't know what I'm doing.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Need a break.

• 1:57Speaker 00

  Forget it, I quit.

• 1:58Speaker 01

  Escape to Pluto TV.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  This is objectively fantastic.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  Relax into the movies and shows you already know and love, all for free. Shwing! Even our news is uplifting.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  You stay classy, San Diego.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  Watch Tommy Boy, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The X-Files, Wayne's World, and so much more. We're not worthy! The best things on TV really are free.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  You just have to know where to look.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  Escape to Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never.

• 2:29Speaker 06

  Whiskey, whiskey. You're that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy ginger. Like that, the ginger gene is a curse. Ginger's a beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey, seventy-five dollars for the horse. Ginger's a hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger, I like gingers.

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  Let's get started dude, because we're fu- fucking eighty minutes late. Fifty minutes. Fifty minutes late.

• 2:56Speaker 07

  That's where my ego is at.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  Un-fucking-real, dude.

• 2:59Speaker 07

  That's how fucking

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  I've known you for far too long for this kind of behavior.

• 3:02Speaker 07

  My head is

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  Hey Joe.

• 3:03Speaker 07

  My name is on the wall at the Comedy Store.

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Brody Stevens. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my, but I gotta do it again now.

• 3:15Speaker 07

  No, you know what?

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger.

• 3:19Speaker 07

  The fucking intro. Gives a shit. Intro, like, nobody cares. You either know me or you don't know me.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  It's Eric Andre, uh, who showed up literally fifty-two minutes late to the podcast.

• 3:28Speaker 07

  I was told to get an iced coffee in the middle of fucking nowhere. Didn't want to go to Air One.

• 3:34Andrew Santino?

  I sent you to the middle of nowhere?

• 3:34Speaker 07

  I didn't want to go to Air One.

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Uh, did I say go to Air One?

• 3:37Speaker 07

  You suggested it.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  Did I?

• 3:39Speaker 07

  Well, it was the un-

• 3:41Andrew Santino?

  You don't have never stepped foot?

• 3:41Speaker 07

  It was the unspoken word.

• 3:42Andrew Santino?

  I've never stepped foot.

• 3:43Speaker 07

  I can tell.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  I've never stepped foot, yeah, because I'm nice and slim.

• 3:46Speaker 07

  Not a healthy guy.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  Nice and slim, not, not like you Tits McGee, huh?

• 3:50Speaker 07

  Tits?

• 3:51Andrew Santino?

  You wearing that white feet, you wearing that white feet under there to suck it in?

• 3:55Speaker 07

  Pounds, baby, pounds!

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  You wearing your Spanx under there, dude?

• 3:58Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no.

• 3:58Andrew Santino?

  Is that skims? You doing male skims now?

• 4:01Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Don't start this way with me, dude.

• 4:02Speaker 07

  You don't have, you don't have

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  You showed up late.

• 4:05Speaker 07

  Don't sass me, don't sass me.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  You're sassin' me, bitch.

• 4:08Speaker 07

  You're saying, "I'm whiskey ginger, I'm whiskey ginger, you're drinking water like a fucking puss." I, I, I fucking polished off half a bottle before I got here, because I'm a fucking man.

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  So Eric, do you want to have something to drink? He goes, "I'm trying to lose weight for this movie I'm gonna be doing."

• 4:22Speaker 07

  Well, that's off record.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  I'm doing a little movie.

• 4:25Speaker 07

  Well, that's

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  And I want to lose weight for my movie, because the producers will get mad at me if I don't stay weight.

• 4:31Speaker 07

  Yeah, sliced alone, he's a real pussy.

• 4:34Andrew Santino?

  You gotta lose some weight, fatty.

• 4:37Speaker 07

  When Sliced Low got in shape for All the Rockies, he was being a real pussy, sissy, fucking lighting the low for a motherfucker.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  He lifted weights. He didn't care about losing weight.

• 4:44Speaker 07

  I lifted weights!

• 4:45Andrew Santino?

  What are you lifting?

• 4:47Speaker 07

  Dumbbells.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Lift some smartbells, dude.

• 4:50Speaker 07

  Classic.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Some smartbells, dude.

• 4:52Speaker 07

  I already hear you editing that out. Alright, give me a proper intro. What the fuck is this?

• 4:57Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people. I know they say that from, I guess, many, many months ago today. It's Eric Andre, one of my oldest friends, one of my, one of my sweet, sweet princes of comedy, a king.

• 5:10Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  A king of comedy, some would say.

• 5:14Speaker 07

  And you're Julian McCullough, correct?

• 5:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, I am. This week I am. Opening for Nate Bargatze. Put up some of our dates right there.

• 5:23Speaker 07

  I love Julian, and he has a...

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  He does open for Nate, right?

• 5:26Speaker 07

  I don't know. I haven't seen him in a decade, but he has a tattoo of a butterfly that he got when he was 19 years old on his chest.

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  Come, my lady, come, come, my lady.

• 5:34Speaker 07

  And he's super embarrassed about it, so anytime you see him, bring it up.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Julian McCullough, shout out to Julian and his butterfly tattoo. What color is it?

• 5:40Speaker 07

  It's rainbow colored, like a fucking Mariah Carey CD fucking cover.

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, dude, he posted it.

• 5:47Speaker 07

  He got, he went through a bit breakup when he was 19, and he got it on a whim, and he, and it's not in a flattering, flattering area of a fucking middle-aged man's body. It's like the least, that's a part of a middle-aged man's body. That's like the last part we want to show our girlfriend or wife.

• 6:04Andrew Santino?

  What's the...

• 6:04Speaker 07

  Under your tits, but above your belly.

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  Between your, between your tits.

• 6:08Speaker 07

  The taint of a man's soul.

• 6:11Andrew Santino?

  This is your chest taint? What is this called? What is this called? Sternum?

• 6:15Speaker 07

  Sternum, yeah.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  Your sternum fly.

• 6:17Speaker 07

  The perineum of the...

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  My perineum sternum, my sternum perineum.

• 6:20Speaker 07

  You still married, or your wife walked out on you?

• 6:22Andrew Santino?

  She killed. She killed, dude.

• 6:25Speaker 07

  She killed at the Comedy Store?

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  She killed at the Comedy Store.

• 6:27Speaker 07

  Didn't answer the right question, but you know what?

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  No, she crushes, dude. She's on the lineups now. Her name is Ally Wong.

• 6:35Andrew Santino?

  She's killing dude.

• 6:36Speaker 07

  You're dating Ally, well, I thought it was Bill Hader.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 6:38Speaker 07

  Uh, you know.

• 6:39Andrew Santino?

  He is a Bill Hader, I'll tell you what, he sees me around.

• 6:43Andrew Santino?

  Get away from my wife, my girlfriend, I can't do hater.

• 6:46Speaker 07

  Why don't you, um, haters like me, I'm saying.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  You're not married, you should be dude.

• 6:50Speaker 07

  Eh eh, this is Bill.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna fall in love at some point dude?

• 6:53Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  You got a little love of your life right now.

• 6:57Speaker 07

  I'm falling for someone.

• 6:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:00Speaker 07

  Are you gonna have kids?

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  No dude.

• 7:03Speaker 07

  The only guy I know married for 15 years didn't have a fucking single kid.

• 7:05Andrew Santino?

  No kids, we can't, we can't have kids, we can't have kids.

• 7:08Speaker 07

  Oh, is this a sore subject or what?

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  It's not sore anymore, it healed.

• 7:13Speaker 07

  Why don't you do, uh, artificial whatever in utero?

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  Insemination?

• 7:17Speaker 07

  Whatever that Nirvana album is.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  Uh.

• 7:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, insemination, are you shooting blanks or she's got some issues?

• 7:22Andrew Santino?

  It's a, you know what it really is?

• 7:24Speaker 07

  Combo bladder.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  It's combo bladder of, uh, we haven't had sex since 99. It's tough dude.

• 7:31Speaker 07

  And you never will again.

• 7:32Andrew Santino?

  We never will.

• 7:32Speaker 07

  Would you adopt or do a fucking science?

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  I would adopt, I wanna find a limbless kid to bring into the house. We have stairs, it's funny to watch him go up and down stairs.

• 7:45Speaker 07

  Do you really play golf? Cause I ask you to play golf all the time, you never fucking take me.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna play with you dude.

• 7:50Speaker 07

  Why? I'm good.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  I'm really good.

• 7:52Speaker 07

  Well, I'm not that good.

• 7:53Andrew Santino?

  The difference is staggering.

• 7:55Speaker 07

  Are you really, can you play?

• 7:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 7:58Speaker 07

  Okay, that's not what I heard.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  From who?

• 8:01Speaker 07

  I've heard mixed things.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  Come on.

• 8:03Speaker 07

  Heard mixed things.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Come on. Give me one name, at least.

• 8:06Speaker 07

  John Sacks, says you don't know how to fucking play.

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  Really? You want me to call my agent right now? You want me to call our mutual agent right now and yell at him?

• 8:13Speaker 07

  Yeah, he says, I heard you, he says that, you know.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  You still give those guys 10%?

• 8:19Speaker 07

  I give them 90%. I'm not good at business.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Okay, you get the checks, you decide what you think is fair, just give it to me, keep the rest.

• 8:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  I uh, I love playing golf. We do need to go play golf, but you're dude, come on, don't lie. You're a busy guy. You can't play this like, let's play golf. You don't, when can you play golf? Name a, name a day this week.

• 8:41Speaker 07

  I always have a birthday, crazy birthday party.

• 8:43Andrew Santino?

  I, I come to your birthday.

• 8:44Speaker 07

  When was the last time you came to my birthday?

• 8:46Andrew Santino?

  Two years ago. I couldn't go this year because I was out of town.

• 8:48Speaker 07

  You went to the 40th one in, in, in, in, in New York?

• 8:52Andrew Santino?

  No, two, three, okay. No, I went to the one downtown.

• 8:54Speaker 07

  I've had 20 birthday parties, you come to one. That's disrespect.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 8:58Speaker 07

  Every time I invite you anywhere.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  Didn't I just come to your bur- didn't I just come to your barbecue? I came to your barbecue, dude, and I helped carry ice upstairs?

• 9:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, but you were talking about showbiz the whole time.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  The whole time. I was like, how can we monetize this ice? I was trying to sell ice. I'm selling ice to your friends on acid.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  Because some dude showed up, ripped on acid to your house. I thought that was wild to show up on acid. I take it there makes sense, but show up is kinda cool.

• 9:20Speaker 07

  Show up because you don't know what you get into.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  But then see, I, I, then I want to bail. See, I want to, I want to assess the situation, then take it.

• 9:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, tripping, you want to like assess and see if it's like the proper environment for the trip. How mu- is it the right crew? How much you want to take and then you take what you think is appropriate for the ride.

• 9:41Andrew Santino?

  I don't think I could do acid anymore, by the way.

• 9:43Speaker 07

  No, last time I did it.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  Mushrooms I can still do. I'm gonna do them tomorrow.

• 9:46Speaker 07

  But acid, I, it's too strong.

• 9:49Andrew Santino?

  It scares the shit out of me.

• 9:50Speaker 07

  Nah, the last couple of times I did it, I was like, this is it. I can't, no more.

• 9:54Andrew Santino?

  Did you, you still had that feeling that you might not go back?

• 9:57Speaker 07

  No, it wasn't that. I was just like, this is so damn strong and so long and it feels like chemicals in my body. I don't feel relaxed. I don't feel social. Like I want, if I want to do a drug, I want to be more social, not antisocial.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 10:11Speaker 07

  And I want it to do, have some capacity to reduce my anxiety so I can enjoy it. Mushrooms actually reduce my anxiety, but acid, it makes me like.

• 10:25Speaker 07

  It's like if you watch every Ren and Stimpy episode, like composited over each other, yeah.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  A supercut? I can do, I can't do, I don't think I'll ever do it again. I think high school was the last time I tried. But I'm doing mushrooms in two days and I'm excited.

• 10:40Speaker 07

  Oh nice, mushrooms all the time.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  And I'm, but I'm gonna go, but I'm gonna go deep again. The last time I went a little like surfacy. Took a little bit, took a little bit.

• 10:47Speaker 07

  Oh, you're doing like heroic doses?

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  I wanna go, I wanna go to the space. I'm gonna see the Dead and Company again. Have you seen them?

• 10:55Speaker 07

  Never.

• 10:55Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's

• 10:56Speaker 07

  At the Sphere?

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  It's one of the best shows I think I've ever seen in my life.

• 10:59Speaker 07

  Yeah, I wanna go, I wanna go check it out.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing. I went last year.

• 11:01Speaker 07

  I'm not, I'm not, I can't get into their music, but I could do this year.

• 11:04Andrew Santino?

  You would get into their music, you would. It's very chill. You would like, you would, you would like it in the sense that it's passive. If you're not really trying to get into it, it's not gonna bother you that it's in the background.

• 11:12Speaker 07

  Ah, yeah, I get that.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 11:14Speaker 07

  I get that.

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I do love their shit. But I'm excited to go see the Sphere and see the new show again, cuz I went once and I, I remember going and I was like, this is gonna be whatever. And then I got out and I was like, nope, that's the greatest lot. That is, every concert needs to be in a

• 11:28Speaker 07

  And the Sphere loses money every year. It's like a fucking bottomless pit. So I think like, you have to go now cuz it's gonna go bankrupt soon.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  But they're building like five, are they building more around the world? I thought they were building a bunch more. No, it's hemorrhaging money because it costs someone.

• 11:40Speaker 07

  Remember the portal in Dublin and people were showing like 9/11 fucking photos?

• 11:44Andrew Santino?

  That was my favorite. Like, it started with one girl with a tit and people were like, yeah! And someone did like, you know that long dick black guy that sits on the bed, edge of the bed? They were like, oh, alright, it started there. Then it went to like, 9/11, January 6 videos. There's one other that's being built in Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi! That one would never go to, that one will last forever. Abu Dhabi will last forever, dude. Abu Dhabi will be here forever. Thank God, by the way.

• 12:09Speaker 07

  I don't know, I, I, I have zero opinion about Abu Dhabi.

• 12:12Andrew Santino?

  You're not an Abu Dhabi guy?

• 12:13Speaker 07

  I don't know where Abu Dhabi is.

• 12:15Andrew Santino?

  We have an apartment in Abu Dhabi.

• 12:16Speaker 07

  I don't know what Abu Dhabi is. I don't know why you're so excited about Abu Dhabi.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  I love Abu Dhabi!

• 12:22Speaker 07

  Couldn't tell you.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  One second, real fast, we gotta cut to an ad. Hey, are you thinking about traveling internationally? We are going to be opening up a new Sphere here in Abu Dhabi in 2027. Use promo code ERICANDRE. Alright, um.

• 12:35Speaker 07

  I thought that was real for a second.

• 12:40Speaker 07

  I was like, there's a timed ad, like it's live?

• 12:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we gotta cut right into it, bud.

• 12:44Speaker 07

  Now, is this, uh, why don't you change the name of Whiskey Ginger to Bill Maher's, um, Party Random, Club Random?

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's because I don't feel like it. I live in California for the weed and the pussy.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  Have you done his show?

• 13:02Speaker 07

  No, Club Random?

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he wants me to, he's asked us to do it.

• 13:05Speaker 07

  You should do it.

• 13:06Andrew Santino?

  I know, thank you. I don't wanna go, I don't know. I also don't wanna get high and drunk with, and then get into like a fucking argument. I feel like that's a show you get into an argument on. I don't wanna go get into an argument and get stoned.

• 13:18Speaker 07

  Oh, you have to get stoned?

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  You don't have to, but that's like his whole thing, right? Doesn't he drink and get high the whole time?

• 13:23Speaker 07

  Just don't get high.

• 13:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I would want to.

• 13:27Speaker 07

  I can't be high in public.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  Never?

• 13:30Speaker 07

  Nope.

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, you can only get high at the house?

• 13:33Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  Really? Why?

• 13:35Speaker 07

  Paranoid, antisocial, it's on my drug.

• 13:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's funny, cuz it's the opposite for me.

• 13:40Speaker 07

  No. For me, I do like a weed gumming to sleep. But not for any social.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Not for go out and hang out?

• 13:46Speaker 07

  Not at all.

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  Only booze?

• 13:48Speaker 07

  Booze, mushrooms.

• 13:51Andrew Santino?

  Tell me the Jamaican rum story. You're gonna bring me Jamaican rum? You think this is the story?

• 13:55Speaker 07

  No, I said I'm gonna bring you rum and you went Jamaica?

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  I didn't, did I say that?

• 13:58Speaker 07

  We can rewind the whole fuck.

• 14:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't think we have it on tape, dude.

• 14:03Speaker 07

  Well, good thing I was recording before I walked in.

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  Jamaica rum! That's my leprecanus. Africanus leprecanus.

• 14:15Andrew Santino?

  Are you bummed that you have a podcast? Eric Andre has a podcast, by the way. Uh, it's called?

• 14:20Speaker 07

  Bombing.

• 14:21Andrew Santino?

  Bombing?

• 14:21Speaker 07

  I don't know why you won't do it.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  No, get your numbers up. But, uh, bombing? I am gonna come over and do it. What is it? You're talking about the first time I bombed? That's what it is?

• 14:33Speaker 07

  It doesn't have to be the first time you bombed. It's like the worst bombs, first time you bombed, bombed at your day job, when you were young, bombed, you know? Anybody thrown anything at you, uh, the most fucked up, wasted you've been on stage? It's all that. It's all that.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  I have so many, there was like thirty thousand.

• 14:50Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, just fucking crank them all out.

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know who the one? You should get the girl. Who's the chick? What's her name that passed out and hit her head on stage? What was her name? Remember she was a Chelsea lately girl? And she, uh, she was like?

• 15:03Speaker 07

  She was a comic?

• 15:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, this is so bad. She was like, I got the vaccine, I got two vaccines. And she passed out, like at the improv and hit her head on stage. They thought it was a bit. Have you ever seen this?

• 15:14Speaker 07

  And it was real?

• 15:15Andrew Santino?

  No, what's her name, dude?

• 15:16Speaker 07

  Nikki Glaser.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Heather McDonald. Heather McDonald, yeah, Heather McDonald.

• 15:20Speaker 07

  You know Nikki passed out on stage from bulimia?

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 15:24Speaker 07

  Like.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  Recently?

• 15:25Speaker 07

  No, like twenty years ago.

• 15:26Andrew Santino?

  Just knocked out on stage, hit her head?

• 15:28Speaker 07

  She.

• 15:29Andrew Santino?

  She hit her head and gave her all that motivation. Look at her now, she's cruising. That's all you need to do.

• 15:33Speaker 07

  The only reason I brought it up is because she talked about it on my podcast.

• 15:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she did?

• 15:36Speaker 07

  She was like, my eating disorder was so bad, I like did, I don't know if it was the store, like Comedy Magic in Hermosa. And she was like, she was bombing, and then she was like, man, I feel crazy, and then she was like, k-k-klooom.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Head first.

• 15:51Speaker 07

  I think she like, full fucking Kelsey Grammered off the stage.

• 15:55Andrew Santino?

  Show him this video, this poor girl. This is like right in the middle of the pandemic.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 16:02Speaker 07

  Whoa.

• 16:03Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, dude, rewind it a little bit.

• 16:05Speaker 07

  Whoa.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Wait, turn the volume up, though, I want to hear that.

• 16:08Speaker 07

  Why did she faint?

• 16:10Andrew Santino?

  I think she was dehydrated or something, I have no idea. It could be all that fucking.

• 16:14Speaker 07

  Went to Mexico twice.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  Went to Mexico.

• 16:17Speaker 07

  Did shows, meet and greets, never got COVID, clearly, Jesus loves me the most, seriously.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  Jesus loves him.

• 16:25Speaker 07

  She's running out of air. So nice, so nice. Maybe she's nervous.

• 16:30Speaker 00

  I don't know what I'm doing.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  Need a break.

• 16:32Speaker 00

  Forget it, I quit.

• 16:33Speaker 01

  Escape to Pluto TV.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  This is objectively fantastic.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Relax into the movies and shows you already know and love, all for free. Shwing. Even our news is uplifting.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  You stay classy, San Diego.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Watch Tommy Boy, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The X-Files, Wayne's World, and so much more. We're not worthy. The best things on TV really are free.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  You just have to know where to look.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Escape to Pluto TV. Stream now, pay never.

• 17:04Speaker 07

  People laugh, but what, it's clearly not a setup.

• 17:07Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, but it gets me every time, I don't know why.

• 17:12Speaker 07

  Wait, when did that happen? Why, why did that happen?

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  In the middle of COVID, I don't know.

• 17:18Speaker 07

  Why did that happen?

• 17:19Andrew Santino?

  What was it? February twenty twenty-two at the Tempe Improv. Twenty twenty-two Tempe Improv.

• 17:24Speaker 07

  Why did that happen? How long is she out for?

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  About an hour and a half.

• 17:28Speaker 07

  No, shut the fuck up.

• 17:29Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine?

• 17:30Speaker 07

  But does she get up later in the video?

• 17:32Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, she's fine, she talked about it. Not as the video finishes. There's another 30 second version on there as people.

• 17:38Speaker 07

  Just on her back.

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:40Speaker 07

  Oh my god. By the way, my worst nightmare.

• 17:44Andrew Santino?

  Honestly dude, this is what we all deserve.

• 17:45Speaker 07

  Internet humiliation for life.

• 17:48Andrew Santino?

  We all deserve to die on stage. Just so they have that video. And they TikTok it.

• 17:54Speaker 07

  Casual. She's like, didn't get covid, Jesus loves me, you know, hey, we're having fun. You ever put a little vodka in your lemonade, whatever. She's like, making chit chat with your mom. And she's like, and what else?

• 18:10Speaker 07

  That's rough.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't know why that video gets me every time.

• 18:12Speaker 07

  That's rough.

• 18:13Andrew Santino?

  That's her worst part.

• 18:13Speaker 07

  I almost don't want to make fun of it too much because then the next time I'm on stage, I'm gonna like collapse into a knife.

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  She posted it, by the way. She talked about it.

• 18:20Speaker 07

  Oh, she did? Oh, okay. So she.

• 18:21Andrew Santino?

  She's a comic. She's a comic, dude. She's a comedian.

• 18:26Speaker 07

  Stop yelling at me.

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  She's a comic, dude.

• 18:28Speaker 07

  So did you just, you can't drink whiskey anymore like you used to?

• 18:31Andrew Santino?

  I can. I can. I'll drink it under the table. Um, I don't. Uh, no, that only means because there's a.

• 18:37Speaker 07

  Why don't you ever come by the house, I make you drinks?

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  You know, I drink it on the table. There's an active shooter on its way. Get down!

• 18:45Speaker 07

  Oh, you scheduled an active shooter?

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  Every, every episode. Come on in. Uh, I'll come over whenever you want. Invite me over, dude. I'll come over to the crib.

• 18:52Speaker 07

  I invite you over all the time. You always got some bullshit excuse.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  You know what it is? I'm not like you, dude. I don't get active roles in movies and television shows. I have to go out.

• 19:00Speaker 07

  True.

• 19:00Andrew Santino?

  I gotta go get my money.

• 19:02Speaker 07

  You're series regular on The Bear or some shit.

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm on The Bear?

• 19:06Speaker 07

  You are now, brother.

• 19:07Andrew Santino?

  Sick, dude.

• 19:08Speaker 07

  I O. He's locked and loaded.

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  Hello FX. Uh, by the way, why am I not on The Bear? I'm the Chicago kid. Why am I not on The Bear?

• 19:17Speaker 07

  You were just a series regular on Dave.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  It was like five years ago.

• 19:21Speaker 07

  And you were a series, you were a series regular on something else?

• 19:24Andrew Santino?

  No, dude.

• 19:24Speaker 07

  Me and you and Bernard are doing that Hulu fucking prank show.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  When is that happening?

• 19:30Speaker 07

  I don't know.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  We've, Eric and I have been in develop, development on a show, on, on other things, on many things, for a good six or seven years. Nothing's popped out of it.

• 19:40Speaker 07

  I haven't worked. People are like, why are you doing commercials so much? I'm like, have you tried to get a job in Hollywood right now?

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, where do you want me to be?

• 19:46Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm like, I had a show at Adult Swim. Adult Swim doesn't exist. So now I gotta look for another job.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  Who absorbed your show?

• 19:55Speaker 07

  Uh, their deal was always with Hulu streaming wise.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  But it's still on there, right? Could you still see it on Hulu?

• 19:59Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay. Eric will never give me any credit. I helped pop in on the writers room for his show and his movie a few times and didn't, didn't care to give me any sort of like love or credit for that.

• 20:09Speaker 07

  Well, none of the, none of the things you came up with made it to.

• 20:11Andrew Santino?

  Really dude?

• 20:13Speaker 07

  We purposely crossed out all the things you came up with.

• 20:15Andrew Santino?

  You got, you, you nixed all that stuff that I came up with? Wow.

• 20:19Speaker 07

  What did you come up with? What bits did you come up with?

• 20:21Andrew Santino?

  I did, one of the most popular ones, I think the whole room loved. I did, um, I did the, uh, the A- ATM M. The automated teller machine, machine G, gun, M, ATM M G. Automated teller, machine, machine gun, and you get money out and it shoots you and you, as soon as you get money.

• 20:42Speaker 07

  That wasn't a prank on my show.

• 20:44Andrew Santino?

  That wasn't on your show?

• 20:45Speaker 07

  No.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  We did, didn't we do that?

• 20:46Speaker 07

  No.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  Eric.

• 20:47Speaker 07

  That's a punked or something.

• 20:50Speaker 07

  I've never heard of that.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  Are you sure that we did that?

• 20:52Speaker 07

  I'm pretty sure.

• 20:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I just made that up. Of course we didn't do that. What are you talking about? It killed a guy after he got money out?

• 20:58Speaker 07

  I don't know what you're talking about.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  What's going on with you dude?

• 21:00Speaker 07

  Me? I don't know what the fuck you're fucking talking about.

• 21:02Andrew Santino?

  Why? No shit. No shit. It's fake. Okay? You go to Air One, you get your healthy salad, he's 50 minutes late, and then he's making fun of my fake bits, dude.

• 21:11Speaker 07

  Can I tell you something?

• 21:12Andrew Santino?

  Tell me.

• 21:12Speaker 07

  We would do a bit like that on the show.

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  I know, you actually would do a bit like that on the show. Hundred percent. No, we did it. We, actually, we did come up with a bullshit ATM bit for the movie and we never ran it. I can't remember what it was. We ran some, we ran some good new stuff by the movie and helped. It helped.

• 21:27Speaker 07

  You, yeah, you're the best.

• 21:28Andrew Santino?

  I don't remember what we did.

• 21:29Speaker 07

  You're the best.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  We were there for a short period of time.

• 21:31Speaker 07

  You're the best.

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  No, we want to do a show together. It's impossible, dude. It's literally impossible.

• 21:35Speaker 07

  Nah, don't put that out in the universe.

• 21:37Andrew Santino?

  It's so hard.

• 21:37Speaker 07

  It's hard, but we gotta fucking, we gotta do something.

• 21:41Andrew Santino?

  Who do you, who do you leave it up to? Do you just make it? Should we just make something? We can make Snow White. This first one didn't do good. We'll do, we'll do our version.

• 21:50Speaker 07

  Did Snow White tank?

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:51Speaker 07

  Did it?

• 21:52Andrew Santino?

  I think so.

• 21:53Speaker 07

  What was the deal?

• 21:55Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, four hundred million dollar budget, I think it made eighty million so far.

• 21:58Speaker 07

  Four hundred million they spent on that thing?

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:01Speaker 07

  Holy fucking shit.

• 22:03Andrew Santino?

  Just on the dwarves.

• 22:04Speaker 07

  And nobody wanted to, nobody.

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  The dwarves are so expensive dude, the dwarf union is lit.

• 22:08Speaker 07

  No one wanted to, no one wanted to go out and see it.

• 22:11Andrew Santino?

  I think people, I just think there's so much shit out, I don't know.

• 22:14Speaker 07

  It's also such an old intellectual property, like Snow White is from like before my grandma was alive, you know what I mean?

• 22:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:22Speaker 07

  So it's like.

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Steamboat Mickey's coming back out too.

• 22:24Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they might have gone like too old.

• 22:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but no, dude, wouldn't they just do, uh, didn't they just redo another one that did, that did okay? What did Disney just do before this? That's all they're doing now is just remakes. Yeah, but they did one that was really old like this too. Snow White's probably one of their oldest properties.

• 22:39Speaker 07

  No, they did Soul, that wasn't a remake.

• 22:41Andrew Santino?

  Soul was a remake. But that was, that was twenty twenty though, that was five years ago already. It's a long time.

• 22:45Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 22:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's Pixar. I think, I think, look, this episode.

• 22:49Speaker 07

  Pixar and Disney the same thing? No.

• 22:50Andrew Santino?

  Pixar is owned by Disney now, but. They bought them, but they were, they were competitors for a long time, right? Well, they were, their distribution. They always had a distribution deal, but then eventually, I think in two thousand eight. That's my agent, it's my new agent. Snow White, no, I'm sure it's gonna end up doing fine. Snow White was their first feature length film. Four hundred million dollar, eighty million so far, but who, it'll probably do well. The kids like that kinda stuff. And that's just worldwide, domestic's only forty million. It'll be huge overseas.

• 23:17Speaker 07

  What, Snow White?

• 23:18Andrew Santino?

  I saw Onora over the weekend.

• 23:21Speaker 07

  Whatever, right?

• 23:22Andrew Santino?

  Not enough sex work.

• 23:25Andrew Santino?

  They said that at the Oscars, they were like.

• 23:26Speaker 07

  You wanna, you wanna know a fucking doozy?

• 23:28Andrew Santino?

  Huh.

• 23:29Speaker 07

  Two years ago, Jesse Eisenberg calls me.

• 23:32Andrew Santino?

  No, he was gonna ask you to be in that movie?

• 23:34Speaker 07

  And asked, offered me the role that Kieran Culkin got the Oscar for. I read the script. I was like, I don't know if I wanna go to Poland.

• 23:48Speaker 07

  All my Jewish side is Polish Jews that got cooked in the concentration camps.

• 23:52Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 23:52Speaker 07

  So, God bless. So, I was like, that seems really miserable and not in my lane. I read the script, I was like, to go to Poland for six weeks and shoot a movie where we're just babbling about the Holocaust seems like a bummer. And I want to focus on.

• 24:08Andrew Santino?

  That was the original title, Babbling About the Holocaust. Holocaust babbling.

• 24:12Speaker 07

  And I was like, I was like, you know what, I appreciate the offer, I'm sure it's gonna be great. And it was like, you know, it was very, very low budget and I was like, appreciate the offer, I'm sure it's gonna be great. I don't think that's what I'm looking for right now.

• 24:27Speaker 07

  The motherfucker won an Oscar for the role I passed on. And it's not like I get offered roles constantly. I'm not fucking Leonardo DiCapri cock.

• 24:37Andrew Santino?

  You're my boy.

• 24:38Speaker 07

  It's well, once in a while I get offered a role and I said, no, to one of the only times I've been offered a role.

• 24:42Andrew Santino?

  But.

• 24:42Speaker 07

  Turned into an Academy Award.

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  Get you an Oscar.

• 24:46Speaker 07

  I know, it's not one to one, it's not guaranteed. He got the Oscar, yes, thank you. But it still stings when you're, when you're watching Hollywood burn, you're watching America burn. And then you're like, and you're watching the Oscars and you're like, oh, maybe I should have taken that.

• 25:03Andrew Santino?

  You should have for sure. If he called you, why didn't you, why'd you say no? The Poland thing fucked you up?

• 25:08Speaker 07

  No, I was just like, this is, this is a lot of work. It was a tremendous amount of dialogue. I was like, it's a lot of work for something I'm not totally sure I'm right for and I, um, want to focus on a, a movie that got pushed 50 times because of all the strikes that I couldn't have predicted.

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  I think we should strike again, if I'm being honest. I don't think we stroke enough.

• 25:32Speaker 07

  Keep on, keep on striking.

• 25:34Andrew Santino?

  Keep on striking.

• 25:35Speaker 07

  That's a Steely Dan song, I think.

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  Keep on striking, get in the streets and cut down the trees. Yeah, I think we should strike again, it helped.

• 25:47Andrew Santino?

  Dude.

• 25:47Speaker 07

  It helped Hollywood so much.

• 25:48Andrew Santino?

  Post-COVID, we go into a strike.

• 25:51Speaker 07

  We go into a double strike. And then LA burns to the ground.

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what did we think was gonna happen? Did we think this was the move? We thought that was the move. We did it, and now we're fucked. Doesn't matter, dude.

• 26:00Speaker 07

  It was a strike to stop AI, and AI was like, "I'm not stopping."

• 26:03Andrew Santino?

  It is crazy to think you're gonna fight, like, we're gonna stop technology. Technology's like, "Brother."

• 26:09Speaker 07

  Brother.

• 26:09Andrew Santino?

  Brother, we got you. It's over.

• 26:12Speaker 07

  Oh, your union's upset? Good luck. It's fucking over. Humanity's over, the robots took over.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  Bob Iger is fully AI now.

• 26:22Andrew Santino?

  He's just all AI at his desk. What movie should I create today? Which property should we redo? Assistants, come in here now, please.

• 26:33Andrew Santino?

  And the assistants are just those robots that deliver food on the street then...

• 26:37Speaker 07

  Uber fucking Uber Eats.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

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• 27:22Andrew Santino?

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• 28:08Andrew Santino?

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• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  And if it pops up, you know the code is whiskey.

• 29:01Speaker 04

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• 29:31Andrew Santino?

  I've never seen one of those actually make a delivery. I've never, ever seen one.

• 29:34Speaker 07

  Yeah, I've never, I've never like bing bong. Oh, my food's here. Oh, hey, it's a robot fucking thing. Where are those going? They're crock of shit.

• 29:41Andrew Santino?

  They're full of shit, dude.

• 29:42Speaker 07

  How are they ringing the doorbell? How they getting ahold of you?

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  By the way, almost every house, especially in West Hollywood, when I see them in West Hollywood, all houses have like upstairs or something. You know what I mean?

• 29:51Speaker 07

  Hills and yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean?

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't buy it, dude.

• 29:54Speaker 07

  I don't buy it either.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  It's same thing in New York. When I see them in New York, I'm like, no, where? It's going to the front of the apartment and then what?

• 30:01Speaker 07

  And then how is it?

• 30:01Andrew Santino?

  It texts you that you're upstairs?

• 30:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, I guess. I don't buy it.

• 30:05Andrew Santino?

  I have your food downstairs. Would you like to come get your food? Hey, just leave it there. Come again? Just leave it, just leave it there. You have to yell out your window at the robot.

• 30:16Speaker 07

  Surge sparking.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  Catches on fire.

• 30:19Speaker 07

  Rain fucking pours down on it.

• 30:22Andrew Santino?

  As the thing opens, woo, it opens up just pouring down rain. Your shit's so.

• 30:27Speaker 07

  A puppy gets caught in the fucking thing, electrocuted.

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  Sparkles, no!

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Just cutting its fucking head off.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh dude!

• 30:40Speaker 07

  Yeah, I don't buy that shit.

• 30:41Andrew Santino?

  No, I think it's bullshit. Every time I see it.

• 30:43Speaker 07

  It's for optics, you know what I mean? It's for like, see, we're doing a robot thing.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  We're doing it, we're making, yeah. But also, I gotta cut down on my Uber Eats. Like, when I'm running around and I'm busy and I order something for the house, I, I realize as I clicked yes the other day, I like made a bill to salad or some bullshit, and it was forty-two dollars. Because of all the surge, you know, the like, they have like, it's like, what's it, surge charges and then the...

• 31:07Speaker 07

  It's everything.

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  I was like, that's impossible that that's a forty dollars out.

• 31:10Speaker 07

  A bagel is fucking thirty-five bucks.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  Fucking insane.

• 31:13Speaker 07

  No, it's fucked up.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  As I clicked it, I thought, I gotta stop that, that's stupid. I should, could just walk into Trader Joe's and get a salad.

• 31:19Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 31:20Andrew Santino?

  TJ's though, TJ's, I'm gonna say it right now. TJ's is falling off, something's going on.

• 31:26Speaker 07

  You think so?

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Something's going on over there. Every time I go in now.

• 31:28Speaker 07

  You know it's owned by TJ Miller.

• 31:30Andrew Santino?

  He really, does he, seriously?

• 31:31Speaker 07

  Trader Joe's TJ Miller. Yeah, that's what, that's what TJ stands for.

• 31:35Andrew Santino?

  Trader Joe's Miller.

• 31:36Speaker 07

  His name is Trader Joe's Miller.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  I wish you opened up a competitor.

• 31:43Speaker 07

  Remember that cop shot the clerk in Trader Joe's? Do you remember that?

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude.

• 31:47Speaker 07

  This dude killed his grandmother, ran for his life, the cops chased him into Trader Joe's. He held a fucking clerk at gunpoint and the cop was like, oh, and shot the fucking Trader Joe's clerk. Instead of the murderer.

• 32:03Andrew Santino?

  He's holding him, he's like, you want a bag? Did you bring your own bag?

• 32:07Speaker 07

  That's fucking crazy. The cop was like, meeny, miny, mighty, bow, jeez. My first day on the job, my boss is gonna kill me.

• 32:22Andrew Santino?

  Smith, get in here. Did you shoot a Trader Joe's clerk?

• 32:26Speaker 07

  Did you shoot the murderer or the hostage?

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  They look the same.

• 32:30Speaker 07

  Boss, hear me out. I can explain.

• 32:33Andrew Santino?

  All right. Two weeks paid vacation. Suspension, I mean. Get out of here.

• 32:37Speaker 07

  Promotion, whatever.

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  You run this joint. Take my badge.

• 32:41Speaker 07

  You're the chief now.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  That's how it works? They just hand it off? Who's got the most mighters? You? You're the chief now. Let's open up one across the street.

• 32:52Speaker 07

  You shot and killed the hostage.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Called Trader Joe's. T R A I T O R. Trader Joe's. We just go against everything Trader Joe's is doing. Nothing's organic.

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  We refuse to give you bags.

• 33:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, they spray pesticides on the food as they're giving it to you.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Right in front of your face? You walk, all the beef is open. Nothing's prepackaged. Gotta grab it and go, dude. This is Trader Joe's.

• 33:18Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to one of those stores in New York in the Amazon where you pick it up and there's no there's no clerks and you can just walk out?

• 33:24Speaker 07

  And it turned out, it turned out there was like 500 Indian dudes like monitoring him with videos.

• 33:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's so creepy.

• 33:31Speaker 07

  It's not, it wasn't actually any AI or robotics.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  No, but it was all human beings. It was in Union, by Union Square or something like that. And they, didn't they try it for like a month?

• 33:40Speaker 07

  I think it was a disaster.

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  Did it go away, right? Didn't it? The Amazon takeaway store?

• 33:43Speaker 07

  I don't think it made any more, I think it was a total fucker.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I saw a woman steal last night out of CVS and it's so funny that the guy was harassing the woman. He had his camera. She stole. And he worked there, late night shift. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, the cops are gonna come. And she was like, get out of here. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. And he's like, still, two bottles of body wash. Two bottles of body wash and a stick of deodorant. Right here, here she goes. She's done this before. She's doing it again. He's like videotaping her. And then as he's like walking in, I'm walking in, he's like, let, you know, she's walked away. And I was like, body wash?

• 34:15Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 34:15Andrew Santino?

  Let that one go, man.

• 34:16Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's beneficial for everybody.

• 34:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  What, you see, would you save Old Spice? Like let her steal some fucking body, do you know what I mean? What? She stole body wash? Let that one, dude, you're getting paid-

• 34:28Speaker 07

  You should give it away for free.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  You're getting paid CVS, they probably aren't treating you well. Let her jack that dude, enjoy the rest of the night. Rip open a pack those peanut butter M&M's and just kick it for a man. Who gives a fuck about, who gives a fuck? It was just so funny the way he was freaking out, I was like, dude, I know you're doing your gig, but also like, body wash dude-

• 34:45Speaker 07

  Yeah, it gives a fuck.

• 34:46Andrew Santino?

  And the amount of-

• 34:46Speaker 07

  You get paid the same.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  The amount of those jobs I had, where someone would be like, oh dude, there's somebody blah blah blah, whatever, I'd be like, oh yeah, yeah, I don't uh-

• 34:55Speaker 07

  I don't care.

• 34:55Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna be here forever.

• 34:56Speaker 07

  I don't care.

• 34:57Andrew Santino?

  I don't care at all.

• 34:58Speaker 07

  I worked at a CD store and people would steal all the time.

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude, later.

• 35:03Speaker 07

  Arrivederci. I'm not fucking chasing after that guy.

• 35:06Andrew Santino?

  Arrivederci, he's like, that's the album I got.

• 35:09Speaker 07

  Like, first of all, that guy could beat the shit out of me.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna fight someone over, over petty theft.

• 35:13Speaker 07

  Over a CD that I don't own, like-

• 35:16Andrew Santino?

  No, thanks, I'm good. I worked at McDonald's when I was 15, and uh, the amount of stuff that we gave away, and people stole, we stole, all my friends stole. And I was like, but this is the balance-

• 35:28Speaker 07

  It's fucking like eating styrofoam, it doesn't buy you good.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  I was like, this is the balance of the world, we should be giving away nuggets.

• 35:35Speaker 07

  They, don't they uh, put it in the budget for theft?

• 35:39Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure, uh McDonald's? Look that up, I bet you they do.

• 35:42Speaker 07

  All those big companies, Target and old day deals.

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, Target for sure, Target's like the best place to steal from. It's so big, they don't give a fuck.

• 35:48Speaker 07

  They're like, yeah, whatever man, there's the exit. I heard they watch you though on those self-checkout cameras and they wait till you steal enough to constitute grand theft and then they like fuck you. Oh really?

• 35:58Andrew Santino?

  They physically fuck you, they bring you in the back and they fuck you, they make one of those behind the scenes. What did you steal?

• 36:02Speaker 07

  Like Bing Rames in Pulp Fiction.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, in a basement with a fucking gimp mask on. I love the idea they're all just watching you on those cameras but they're all just getting off to it. It's just so much of rich executives like, oh yeah, take it.

• 36:14Speaker 07

  It's like Squid Games.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  You can't even afford that. Oh yeah, you like that? When they started locking up razors and deodorant and all that stuff, you know that they love that, they love watching people go over and

• 36:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, what's up, what's, why are they locking all that shit up?

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  Cause people were stealing them, I have no idea, I don't get it. There's so much other shit to steal.

• 36:34Speaker 07

  Everything's locked up, Nike was locked up.

• 36:37Andrew Santino?

  Everything's locked up, no. Akon.

• 36:39Speaker 07

  Locked up?

• 36:40Andrew Santino?

  That was what the song was about. Deodorant's locked up.

• 36:43Speaker 07

  It was about CBS.

• 36:44Andrew Santino?

  Can't smell no good, ooh. I remember listening to that song Locked Up and thinking, this guy would not last a day in jail. He's a tiny dude. That's a scary jail sentence. How big is Akon?

• 36:57Speaker 07

  He's gotta be a big dude.

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  No fucking way, dude. He's a tiny guy.

• 37:01Speaker 07

  I don't think that's true. Akon's 5'10".

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 37:04Speaker 07

  But also, they always.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, 5'10" is his basketball card. His real stat, he's got 5'8".

• 37:08Speaker 07

  How tall is Kevin Hart?

• 37:11Andrew Santino?

  5'4". 5'2"? You think so? I just had lunch with him.

• 37:16Speaker 07

  5'5".

• 37:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, 5'4".

• 37:18Speaker 07

  No, look, look, look deeper down the line.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  Dude, follow, follow the money, dude.

• 37:23Speaker 07

  It says some reports say 5'2".

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  Other places say 5'2", yeah. Wow. Well, you met him, you've seen him, you know.

• 37:32Speaker 07

  I don't think I've seen him.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna bring measuring tape next time I run into him. I'm gonna go, Kev, hold on one second.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, dude. 5'3 1/4".

• 37:40Speaker 07

  How was the lunch? Does he pay?

• 37:43Andrew Santino?

  Informative.

• 37:44Speaker 07

  Does he pay? Or you split it?

• 37:47Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't pay. I think Gillis paid.

• 37:50Speaker 07

  It was you, Gillis, and?

• 37:52Andrew Santino?

  No, me and Gillis were eating lunch, and then, me, Gillis, and my wife were eating lunch, and then, we looked around the corner, and Kevin was there in a business meeting, and we harassed him. So, he, uh...

• 38:01Speaker 07

  To pay for your meal?

• 38:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was like, come on, dude, break it out. So rich, dude. Give me some money, Kevin Hart. I said, I did a movie with you, man, give me some money.

• 38:10Speaker 07

  What movie did you do with him?

• 38:13Andrew Santino?

  Uh, it won an Oscar.

• 38:15Speaker 07

  It was a Holocaust, uh...

• 38:17Andrew Santino?

  It was a Holocaust movie, yeah. Me, Kevin Hart, and, and Mark Wahlberg in a Holocaust movie?

• 38:26Speaker 07

  It was like Three Amigos, but it was two greats, and Auschwitz.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Wahlberg was a train conductor, I was, uh, I was an engineer.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  Imagine guys working on the trains, have no idea what's going on. Where do these go? Don't worry about it, just, just work on the train. Alright, well.

• 38:43Speaker 07

  A lot of Jewish people here, is it a holiday or something? Yom Kippur?

• 38:48Andrew Santino?

  Something like that, man.

• 38:49Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 38:52Speaker 07

  It's an event.

• 38:53Andrew Santino?

  I would, I'll tell you this, going backwards real fast.

• 38:55Speaker 07

  I'm too Catholic.

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  You would have killed it in that movie, in that Eisenberg movie.

• 38:59Speaker 07

  Why are you doing that?

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  You would have killed it.

• 39:00Speaker 07

  Why would you do that?

• 39:02Andrew Santino?

  It would have been so good. I could see you would have been so good. God damn, you should have done that movie. And that kid's not even Jewish. Colkin.

• 39:11Speaker 07

  Colkin?

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  They're not Jewish, are they? Are the Colkies Jewish? They're Catholic, dog. No, they're Catholic. That's like Catholic. Oh, yeah. Catholic? Yeah, he's not Jewish. God bless, dude. God bless. He's not even Jewish. You could have done that, dude. You fucked up. I did a, I did a movie with Eisenberg and he was talking about that at lunch. I'm not, I'm not making sense.

• 39:36Speaker 07

  You're doing a bit.

• 39:37Andrew Santino?

  My hand to God.

• 39:38Speaker 07

  Why would you delay, why would you bury the lead?

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  He didn't talk about you. He just talked about the movie.

• 39:43Speaker 07

  You were up for it too.

• 39:45Andrew Santino?

  No, I wasn't. I'm not Jewish.

• 39:47Speaker 07

  Neither is Kieran Colkin.

• 39:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but he's Kieran Colkin, my guy.

• 39:51Speaker 07

  So?

• 39:52Andrew Santino?

  Success?

• 39:53Speaker 07

  Never seen it.

• 39:54Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 39:55Speaker 07

  I'm, I'm, I'm on the first season of Lost. And that's not a joke.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really?

• 40:01Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  Wait till you see The Wire, it's gonna fucking blow your mind.

• 40:04Speaker 07

  You know, I got to the second season of The Wire and it was a little boring and everybody says you gotta get to the third season.

• 40:08Andrew Santino?

  You do have to finish all of it, yeah.

• 40:09Speaker 07

  But the second season's boring.

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  What about Sopranos?

• 40:12Speaker 07

  Sopranos finished, top to bottom.

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  I've done it four to, three times. And I want to do it my fourth, but I can't. I just haven't got there yet.

• 40:18Speaker 07

  The best.

• 40:19Andrew Santino?

  Sopranos the best, Breaking Bad.

• 40:21Speaker 07

  Breaking Bad I never finished, but I got pretty deep.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  Greatest comedy series.

• 40:27Speaker 07

  You're not gonna like whatever I say.

• 40:29Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 40:31Speaker 07

  Happy endings with Adam Pally.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  He's our boy.

• 40:37Speaker 07

  I love Adam.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  He's our boy.

• 40:40Speaker 07

  I just wanted to throw you off.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 40:41Speaker 07

  I wanted to throw you off. I like cartoons. I like Ren and Stimpy, Simpsons.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  Stamps is good. What about Live Ash? Yo, Live Ash.

• 40:49Speaker 07

  Seinfeld's pretty good.

• 40:51Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 40:51Speaker 07

  I like Gully Sonny.

• 40:52Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 40:53Speaker 07

  Uh.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  There's only one for me.

• 40:56Speaker 07

  What?

• 40:57Andrew Santino?

  Arrested.

• 40:58Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, it's pretty good.

• 40:58Andrew Santino?

  I think it's the greatest, I mean, Curb is parallel, but Arrested's jokes are so layered that that's what I got off of.

• 41:05Speaker 07

  Oh yeah.

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  That it was like a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke.

• 41:08Speaker 07

  You know Mitch, Mitch Hurwitz, right? He would.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 41:10Speaker 07

  In editing, he would ADR jokes on the back of people's head. So if you're on the back of Jason Bateman's head, you would come in the studio, write a joke that could just fucking be layered.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  God, it's so good.

• 41:23Speaker 07

  So he was, he was, he would write through the editing process to the very end, punch up, he would punch up constantly until they fucking locked and delivered.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Did you do Arrested?

• 41:33Speaker 07

  No.

• 41:34Andrew Santino?

  I got to do one episode in the new season, in the new season.

• 41:37Speaker 07

  That's sick.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  It was still dope, I was still fucking mind blown, it was me and Bateman.

• 41:40Speaker 07

  I like 227.

• 41:41Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 41:42Speaker 07

  227.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  227.

• 41:44Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 41:44Andrew Santino?

  It was fucking, one of those moments where I was so nervi- I was so fucking nervous around Hurwitz. I was so nervous.

• 41:51Speaker 07

  Why don't you do a, uh, little shot of whiskey?

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  I think it was just because I respected him so much and I was like, this is like a genius comedy writer. You know what I mean?

• 41:59Speaker 07

  It's intimidating.

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  It's so, like, but, but, big stars or whatever would never, ever shake me, I couldn't fucking care less. But, but a guy who writes really well and is kind of quiet and a little bit unknown in the public eye, I was like, fuck, this guy's so intimidating. I'm gonna say something and he's gonna be like, hmm, really? And I'm like, ah, like that was my fear, he'd be like, don't, that's not smart.

• 42:19Speaker 07

  The writers are nice.

• 42:20Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 42:21Speaker 07

  Writers are nice.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  Some, for sure.

• 42:23Speaker 07

  Writers are nicer than actors.

• 42:25Andrew Santino?

  Um, the, like, the, the boat, when, when Joe gets the boat and it's the, the C, C word, I was like, that's, I mean, it's like one of the funniest jokes, it's so good.

• 42:36Speaker 07

  Ermano, oh, that show.

• 42:38Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, everything about that show, whenever I go back on Netflix, if I'm bored, I'll watch that if I really wanna, cause I can't, nothing now is.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  Get rid of the C word, I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  I'll leave when I'm good and ready, yeah. Oh, it's so good.

• 42:51Speaker 07

  It's a good show.

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  And Tambor, huh?

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Larry Sanders.

• 42:55Andrew Santino?

  By the way, think about Tambor's year, Tambor's career, Sanders, and then Transparent was way fucking ahead of its time, isn't that crazy? Do you think about that now? If that show came out now.

• 43:03Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 43:03Andrew Santino?

  It probably would be 10 times bigger.

• 43:05Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Don't you think?

• 43:06Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 43:06Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that a trip?

• 43:07Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  It won a bunch of Emmys and I was like, holy shit, that was 10 years ago.

• 43:10Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 43:11Andrew Santino?

  You never saw that?

• 43:11Speaker 07

  Never saw it.

• 43:12Andrew Santino?

  He was awesome, dude.

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Well, it's also ironic because in Arrested, develop- And they started to make a like joke when he would wear Michael's.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Michael's. Yeah, his wife's shit.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, that he was trans and then it turned into like a different shit. It's like, oh, that just predicted that.

• 43:27Andrew Santino?

  Let's make up our show right now. What can we, what are we gonna do?

• 43:30Speaker 07

  Are we still talking about the detective kinda thing?

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  I think so, right?

• 43:34Speaker 07

  Like Hardy Boys?

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  I think we should do Hardy Boys shit.

• 43:37Speaker 07

  I think Hardy Boys shit is good because the plot is always, you'll always have like a solid story structure that you can repeat every episode. Cause it's like basically CSI. It's like Inspector Clouseau meets CSI. So you want a solid. Repeatable story foundation so you can just add a million jokes on top of it. You want it almost to be like predictable stories so you can just add. A hundred and one jokes.

• 44:01Andrew Santino?

  But I want one.

• 44:01Speaker 07

  You don't want it to be like complex plot wise. You want the plot out of the way so we can just fucking do our thing.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  But you know how they do that on those shows, the procedurals, they take real stories. You know how they do that?

• 44:10Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 44:11Andrew Santino?

  Where they like hire like a bunch of people that have lived in that world? I think it'd be cool to have actual murder stories in our show.

• 44:17Speaker 07

  For sure.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  Like wacky, but like wacky murder, like Florida man. Florida man murder real, interjected into the comedy of the show. So it actually happened. Like last night I watched that King of Tupelo. Is that what it's called? Tupelo? King of Tupelo? You know, that's where Elvis is from? Have you not heard of this doc?

• 44:34Speaker 07

  No.

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  It's crazy.

• 44:36Speaker 07

  I've clearly watched nothing.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's up? What's going on? What are you doing at night? You're not watching shit at night?

• 44:41Speaker 07

  I'm, I'm watching Naked Attraction over and over again. And eating weed gummies so I could sleep.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  Sick.

• 44:46Speaker 07

  I'm on like fifteen sleep. I have such bad insomnia. I'm on fucking Trazodone and weed gummies.

• 44:52Andrew Santino?

  What is it? Insomnia or, or like can't get, like tossing and turning at night?

• 44:57Speaker 07

  Everything.

• 44:58Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 44:58Speaker 07

  CPAP machine.

• 44:59Andrew Santino?

  Were you sleep apnea?

• 45:00Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  Doggy.

• 45:01Speaker 07

  Weed gummies.

• 45:03Andrew Santino?

  Hey dude.

• 45:04Speaker 07

  Uh, fucking this other sleep medication, Q VIVIC. It's like a bunch of pills and powders and potions to get to sleep.

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  And Martin Shkreli owns all that stuff?

• 45:13Speaker 07

  And Martin Shkreli's jacking up.

• 45:15Andrew Santino?

  He's jacking up the price of sleep meds?

• 45:17Speaker 07

  Yeah, I bought that fucking Wu-Tang CD album. That didn't put me to sleep at all.

• 45:22Andrew Santino?

  That's it right there, actually. That's Shkreli's.

• 45:27Andrew Santino?

  He's like, "I'll jack up the, I'll put you back down the price of AIDS stuff."

• 45:30Speaker 07

  Remember when he was the most evil guy in the fucking, in the mix?

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  It wasn't even close. He was like the most hated man in America for like-

• 45:36Speaker 07

  Nowhere.

• 45:36Andrew Santino?

  Nowhere close.

• 45:37Speaker 07

  Him and Bernie Madoff now, when you have like the Andrew Tates and the fucking-

• 45:41Andrew Santino?

  Come on dude.

• 45:42Speaker 07

  He loves it. You're like, "Oh, those guys were fucking Fisher Price." Compared to what we're dealing with now.

• 45:49Andrew Santino?

  Skrally was Nestle dude, that's no big deal.

• 45:51Speaker 07

  Oh my god.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  It was crazy how much he-

• 45:53Speaker 07

  I would, I would, Trump departed like fucking, the Boston Marathon bomber and like, fuck, I wish Jeffrey Dahmer was alive, he just pardons him.

• 46:04Speaker 00

  Sir Hand, Sir Hand.

• 46:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, Sir Hand, Sir Hand. He should just like, go full fucking Hedgelord.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  And these, they bombed Boston, but they did a good job. They planned it, I'll tell you that.

• 46:14Speaker 07

  They planned it, they're organized.

• 46:16Andrew Santino?

  They're planners and they're organizing. Well, I like that. That's what I like is organization more than, I like many organizations.

• 46:22Speaker 00

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

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• 47:08Andrew Santino?

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• 47:53Andrew Santino?

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• 49:11Speaker 06

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• 49:15Speaker 00

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• 49:16Speaker 01

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• 49:28Speaker 03

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• 49:45Andrew Santino?

  Did you hear this fake phone call? Was this AI, the Elon call where he's like Tesla's Tesla's bombing? Tesla's struggling. It's going down. Is it an E? Is it AI? Cause it got pushed around the internet. There's a phone call with with Trump and Elon. I saw there was one where Vance was talking shit about Elon, but then Vance claimed that it was AI. No, that was AI. That was. That was AI. That's my biggest beef now is now these phone calls aren't even gonna be fun because they're all fake.

• 50:09Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's not like Jerky Boys. I'm gonna show you this this meme. Oh, no, I don't have fucking nevermind.

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  What's wrong?

• 50:15Speaker 07

  I purposely got rid of all social media on my phone and I had my assistant put a parental lock on my app store, so I can't even download them.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  Hmm. What's going on, man? Is everything alright? You're a grown man. Wait, why did you do that? You don't want to be attached to it.

• 50:31Speaker 07

  I hate I hate doom scrolling. I hate that.

• 50:34Andrew Santino?

  What do you doom scroll the most? The Instagram or TikTok or?

• 50:37Speaker 07

  No, not TikTok, but Instagram. I just it's so addictive and stupid. I'm like, it's a waste of my brain. I could be daydreaming and coming up with ideas that could actually.

• 50:46Andrew Santino?

  Do you ever find that it influences you when you're on the internet?

• 50:49Speaker 07

  A little bit. It's not all bad, all good, but I think it's more bad than good.

• 50:53Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent. I mean, I got it. Today's a big day for me. This episode will already be out, but uh, AB elected me as ginger of the day. Antonio Brown on Twitter. Do you know about this when he does like cracker of the day and all this shit? Do you know this? I got.

• 51:06Speaker 07

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  Antonio, you know Antonio Brown? You know who that is?

• 51:11Speaker 07

  He's a football player and he's not well, right?

• 51:14Andrew Santino?

  That's right, yeah.

• 51:15Speaker 07

  He's a little bit.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  Well, well, he's well, dude. He's not well.

• 51:18Speaker 07

  He's like, there's something wrong.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  He's killing it. He's so fun to watch.

• 51:22Speaker 07

  And he picks out a cracker of the day every day?

• 51:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I got. Yeah, he picks a new cracker of the day.

• 51:26Speaker 07

  What does that mean?

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  He's like favorite, like an elected white.

• 51:30Speaker 07

  Really?

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  Just an elected white that he's like, shout out to this white. It's a lot of times it's trolly.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  I was ginger of the day.

• 51:36Speaker 07

  He beat you.

• 51:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he gingered me the day.

• 51:38Speaker 07

  That's pretty good.

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  That's kinda cool. It feels good for a heartbeat. You're also like, what's behind that? What's the basis of this? Where does this go? But crack of the day is pretty good, I feel. I don't know if they send you something. Like YouTube sends you a plaque.

• 51:55Speaker 07

  You ever fucking drink wine with your wife, or you just make her drink whiskey all the time?

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  I don't make her do anything.

• 52:01Speaker 07

  Okay, this is, I'm not.

• 52:02Andrew Santino?

  You like that, dude?

• 52:03Speaker 07

  I'm not fighting you.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  See, I put you in something. Put you in that corner, dude. She doesn't drink whiskey. She actually doesn't drink as much, doesn't drink at all anymore, really.

• 52:12Speaker 07

  Would she like wine?

• 52:14Andrew Santino?

  Vino, if we are gonna have anything, yeah, she likes wine.

• 52:16Speaker 07

  You don't strike me as a married guy.

• 52:18Andrew Santino?

  I don't strike you?

• 52:19Speaker 07

  No.

• 52:20Andrew Santino?

  How should I strike?

• 52:20Speaker 07

  As a married, you don't strike me as a married man.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  How?

• 52:25Speaker 07

  You seem like you play poker and you've.

• 52:28Andrew Santino?

  I play poker? I don't play fucking poker.

• 52:30Speaker 07

  And you fuck strippers.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  I definitely fuck strippers.

• 52:35Andrew Santino?

  What else are they there for? Strip clubs, fucking, no offense, they yuck me out like crazy, I get real uncomfortable. Every time friends wanna go to one, I go to one and I'm like, I feel so weird.

• 52:48Speaker 07

  You're gay.

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay. I mean, is it Eric Andre calling me out in 2025, finally? Yeah, dude, welcome to the party, I've sent you fucking dick pics for years. You wanna talk about that?

• 53:00Speaker 07

  Why don't you go to a gay strip club?

• 53:03Andrew Santino?

  There's too many guys.

• 53:06Speaker 07

  You're intimidated.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude. Competition is so rich.

• 53:10Speaker 07

  You're worried about like, oh, I'm not working out enough, these guys are such a great shape?

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  These babes are so jacked. I'm just on the apps, dude. I'm, uh, no, no, strip clubs you really do, every time I've ever been to one, I'm like, I don't, I don't like it. There's nothing, I'm not interested, at all. I'm like completely, the way you feel about doom scrolling, I feel about strip clubs, where I'm like, well, I'm not getting enough from this, this is kinda useless. And it also, and then I feel very strange. When they like pretend that they like you a little bit?

• 53:39Speaker 07

  No, well, here's the thing. It's something I can't imagine you married. I can't imagine you going, "I love you. I love you, babe."

• 53:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:48Speaker 07

  "I love you so much."

• 53:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I never said that to her. Why would I say that to her? That's crazy.

• 53:53Speaker 07

  I can't imagine you having a human emotion.

• 53:55Andrew Santino?

  This coming from you is wild. Can you, can anybody imagine him saying that? What the fuck are you talking about? You know who you are? You know, people at home are like, "Derek Andre doesn't say I love you at night." People don't know that you struggle with sleep and that you really say, "I love you." They know, now they know.

• 54:10Speaker 07

  I can't imagine you like, "Baby, darling, you're my soulmate. I love you so much."

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  I would never say that. That's fucking insane. Have you said that? Have you ever said, "Baby, darling, I love you. You're my soulmate?"

• 54:21Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  How'd it work out?

• 54:23Speaker 07

  We broke up.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 54:26Andrew Santino?

  Shit's on your tits, dude. Baby, I love you. No, I'll say stuff like, uh, you know, uh...

• 54:35Andrew Santino?

  "You know, you're my favorite bitch." "Now go make me a turkey sandwich." I know, I do have... He's seen me have emotional moments, right, babe? He's seen me have sweet emotional moments, haven't you?

• 54:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  But yeah, that's private. That's for our world. Why would I share that to the fucking... Like a PDA guy? You're a PDA guy. You'll kiss in public. You'll get all like-

• 54:58Speaker 07

  I've kissed in public before.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  No, but I mean lovey dovey. You'll get lovey dovey in public.

• 55:02Speaker 07

  Like friend, deep friendship?

• 55:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You done it.

• 55:06Speaker 07

  You're in my twenties.

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 55:08Speaker 07

  I'm turning 42. I'm not fucking deep, deep tonguing and hunting in gardens.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  What are we doing now that we're 42?

• 55:14Speaker 07

  In the rose bush.

• 55:15Andrew Santino?

  What are we doing in our 40s now? What's next?

• 55:18Speaker 07

  Jacking. I don't even jack off anymore. Cause I'm on antidepressants.

• 55:21Andrew Santino?

  Hell, yeah.

• 55:21Speaker 07

  I jack off once a month.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  How low is your T?

• 55:25Speaker 07

  My T was good, but the antidepressants fucking-

• 55:28Andrew Santino?

  How many are you on?

• 55:32Speaker 07

  Uh, ju- I was on just one, but I take the trazodone for sleep, which is technically an S.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  S- SSRI?

• 55:39Speaker 07

  SSRI. Oh, no, it's like one-off. It's like SNRI or something. So, I'm kinda on two, but one's for sleep, one's for the regular.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  SNRI, dude. It's not SNRI. Throwing in extra letters.

• 55:48Speaker 07

  It's some shit.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  Thanks a lot, Obama. Throwing in extra letters, dude. I'm not on antidepressants. I'm letting it take control of me.

• 55:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, you're not Jewish.

• 55:59Andrew Santino?

  I let the depression and the anxiety just do it.

• 56:01Speaker 07

  No, you're not.

• 56:02Andrew Santino?

  No, we just handle it.

• 56:03Speaker 07

  Yeah. You're Irish Catholic?

• 56:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we just handle it. We just bury it down until we die.

• 56:08Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:08Andrew Santino?

  Till we get cancer.

• 56:09Speaker 07

  Yep, yep.

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  Bury it till you get cancer.

• 56:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 56:13Andrew Santino?

  Which one will I get? That's really what it is. That's how we bury all that sadness and depression. I had a day yesterday.

• 56:20Speaker 07

  You been to Ireland?

• 56:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:23Speaker 07

  I thought you were Italian, Santino?

• 56:25Andrew Santino?

  You can be both. Check this out, dude.

• 56:27Speaker 07

  You're mixed.

• 56:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like you.

• 56:29Speaker 07

  Not like me, you're still two.

• 56:30Andrew Santino?

  Just like you.

• 56:31Speaker 07

  Two whites.

• 56:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm just like you.

• 56:35Speaker 07

  Your dad, father's Italian?

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Siciliano.

• 56:38Speaker 07

  He's a bit of a fucking meatball, the guy.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  He's kind of a, yeah.

• 56:43Speaker 07

  He's a Chicago guy.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  Chicago meatball.

• 56:45Speaker 07

  He's from Schaumburg or what?

• 56:46Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 56:47Speaker 07

  Altonquin?

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  From the city. No, those are all, those are, that's outside the city.

• 56:51Speaker 07

  Oh, he's in the loop?

• 56:51Andrew Santino?

  He's from the city. No, he's not from the fucking loop.

• 56:53Speaker 07

  He's from the fucking loop.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's from, he's from Neiman Marcus. He's from the fucking, from the Miracle Mile. Yeah, my dad was raised in the water tower. After the great Chicago fire, my father lived on the fourth floor.

• 57:05Speaker 07

  And he went to Portillo's and he dragged the dog through the garden.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  He goes, "Cut up Mrs. O'Leary's come, I'm having burgers this weekend." No, he's, yeah, Siciliano, my mother's Irish.

• 57:15Speaker 07

  Uh, still married or no?

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, what the fuck? You fucking out of your mind, dude? How many friends you have in your fucking 40s their parents are still together? You can name three, maybe.

• 57:27Speaker 07

  Like none?

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. What are we talking about?

• 57:29Speaker 07

  So, marriage, does marriage not work?

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Didn't work for that generation, because it was insane. Because they got married to people they weren't supposed to get married to, and then they were like, "Uh, you better, if you fucking, if you get a divorce, we'll kill you." And so they got out, they ran away from home. The baby boomer generation got married, I think out of fear that you will be, you're a loser if you didn't get married by a certain age.

• 57:53Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, there was a ton of societal pressure.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  You're like, you're a fucking, what are you, 27? You don't have a family? You're a fucking loser.

• 57:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't think, I think the divorce rates have stayed probably the same. It's just the reason that people got divorced are different now. That's a scale I'd like to see from a sociological perspective. Baby boomers probably got divorced, like, my dad went to prison.

• 58:13Speaker 07

  What?

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, my dad was in prison when I was a kid. He had trouble with drugs, he's an addict.

• 58:17Speaker 07

  What kind of drugs?

• 58:19Andrew Santino?

  Only the good ones.

• 58:21Speaker 07

  Well, good thing that you, um, drink, uh, fucking gallons of whiskey a fucking day.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, I don't. Isn't that the exchange, Eric?

• 58:31Speaker 07

  Could've fucking fooled me, I'm looking at the fuck, the entire fucking, uh, Bevmo over here.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  My dad loved cocaine. That was his vice.

• 58:43Speaker 07

  You never did it, huh?

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Never touched it.

• 58:45Speaker 07

  Because you were scared that it was in the blood?

• 58:47Andrew Santino?

  Scared that I would've loved it.

• 58:49Speaker 07

  You would probably love it.

• 58:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 58:51Speaker 07

  It goes well with whiskey.

• 58:53Andrew Santino?

  Never touched it. Never, I was never interested.

• 58:55Speaker 07

  You gotta do it once.

• 58:57Andrew Santino?

  No, not interested.

• 58:58Speaker 07

  How do you know?

• 59:00Speaker 00

  I don't know what I'm doing.

• 59:02Speaker 01

  Need a break.

• 59:02Speaker 00

  Forget it, I quit.

• 59:04Speaker 01

  Escape to Pluto TV.

• 59:05Speaker 02

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• 59:07Speaker 01

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• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  Cause I know it ruined my childhood. What the fuck?

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  Pretty cut and dry.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  How you know it's bad, dude? Did it like fuck up your entire youth? Maybe.

• 59:42Speaker 07

  But, uh, your mom didn't do it?

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she did, dude. She's a little bump queen. She still does it. Moms be bumpin', shout out to moms!

• 59:50Speaker 07

  Oh shit, so your parents were fucking...

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  No, she never did it, no.

• 59:54Speaker 07

  Your parents were tootin'.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  No, she never did, but she liked to, she liked to drink. My mom liked to drink a little bit. She never was a big party animal. My dad. But he was just young, they got, they got together young and then he just fucking was like, "I'm not gonna stop partying because I'm, we're having a kid and getting married." My mom was like, "What?"

• 1:00:08Speaker 07

  Ah, he got arrested.

• 1:00:10Andrew Santino?

  He gotta get arrested.

• 1:00:11Speaker 07

  How did he?

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  Uh, he was running to a Trader Joe's and a cop was following him.

• 1:00:19Speaker 07

  Shot the hostage.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  And he shot the hostage. My dad was like, Scott free, I promoted. I don't know how he got, I have no idea how he got, I've never asked his stories.

• 1:00:26Speaker 07

  How long did he go to prison?

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  He was in and out a couple of times. He had to go back, some guys back there, he missed a few guys, he had to go back and say hi again. He's like, dude, I'm back, baby. Uh, a couple, only a few times.

• 1:00:37Speaker 07

  Are you present still alive?

• 1:00:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yep.

• 1:00:41Speaker 07

  So what shape is dad in? Is he sober, no?

• 1:00:44Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, oh yeah, for a long time. He's been sober for a long time.

• 1:00:46Speaker 07

  And everything?

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, A, A, and A, all that stuff.

• 1:00:49Speaker 07

  So he's fine?

• 1:00:50Andrew Santino?

  I watched him go do a thing one time in Arizona, I watched him go do a... He spoke at this big event, it was kinda nice to see, I was like, good for you, man.

• 1:00:56Speaker 07

  How many years has he been sober?

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  I couldn't give you the exact number, but I would imagine it's in the twenties, high twenties.

• 1:01:01Speaker 07

  Oh, so it's been a while.

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a long time.

• 1:01:03Speaker 07

  So it was like the eighties, nineties, he was a fucking rapper?

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, dude, yeah, when it was the most important to me. My literal childhood. So it was back when it was the most formative years for you?

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we cruised through, uh, probably the most, uh, formative years of my entire life. No, but you know what, then we grew up and became men and... And then I just thought, you know, nobody's perfect.

• 1:01:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, your parents are human. But when you're a kid, you're frustrated, cause you, you think they're superhuman.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  You don't get it.

• 1:01:33Speaker 07

  You're like, you should be superhuman and you should be perfect, and you should be taking care of me perfectly, but they're fucking human.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  But they're us.

• 1:01:41Speaker 07

  Just, they're, they're, they're no better than us.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  Your parents are both gone?

• 1:01:44Speaker 07

  My mom's alive, my dad's dead.

• 1:01:46Andrew Santino?

  I know your old man passed away, yeah, your mom, but your mom, your mom... But your mom's way younger than your dad, he's way younger than your dad, right? She's way younger?

• 1:01:53Speaker 07

  No, older, she was two years older, she just turned eighty.

• 1:01:56Andrew Santino?

  What'd your dad, cancer?

• 1:01:57Speaker 07

  Uh, pancreas cancer, yeah.

• 1:01:59Andrew Santino?

  Pancreatic?

• 1:02:00Speaker 07

  Neuroendocrine pancreatic cancer, yeah.

• 1:02:02Andrew Santino?

  What is that, starts in your brain?

• 1:02:03Speaker 07

  Real fucking fun podcast, by the way.

• 1:02:07Andrew Santino?

  Damn dude.

• 1:02:08Speaker 07

  Any other fucking uplifting stories?

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  Wait, didn't you bring up my dad? Who started this fucking shit?

• 1:02:13Speaker 07

  I'll fuck it with you, I'm fucking with you.

• 1:02:14Andrew Santino?

  What's going on on your phone? You bringing me up pictures of your dad's pancreas had a cancer?

• 1:02:18Speaker 07

  He had to check out his pancreas dude.

• 1:02:19Andrew Santino?

  Dude, sick.

• 1:02:20Speaker 07

  It looks like it's covered in cocoa crispies. Uh, I have a phone call in two minutes. You want me to try to push it?

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  No, take it.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Guy's 50 minutes late to the show.

• 1:02:31Speaker 07

  But I've done it an hour so far. Do you want me to push it?

• 1:02:33Andrew Santino?

  Have you done an hour? How long have we done? 54 minutes. 54. No, we can, we'll wrap it up very soon.

• 1:02:37Speaker 07

  Tell me, tell me. Just tell me if you.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  No, what's the, is the call important?

• 1:02:40Speaker 07

  Oh, it's like, it's like, has a bit of urgency to it where I.

• 1:02:45Andrew Santino?

  I think you should take the call.

• 1:02:46Speaker 07

  So don't push.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  No, no, don't push. We're gonna end right now.

• 1:02:50Speaker 07

  We're gonna end on my dad's pancreas cancer? It's fucking bummer town.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  Well dude, I gotta get you out of here, man. I'll be on Eric's show bombing. Uh, watch Eric's show, listen to Eric's show, wherever you get poop casts.

• 1:03:02Andrew Santino?

  You're one of my favorite. You know, I love you so much. You're my dog. We do the, we end the episode the same way. Looking at that camera, say one word or one phrase. Your camera's that one right there. This guy fucking, how long you been acting? One word or one phrase?

• 1:03:12Speaker 07

  Okay, you pull it into the camera.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, like that dude.

• 1:03:15Speaker 07

  Oh, you did not.

• 1:03:16Andrew Santino?

  The one looking at you, dog.

• 1:03:17Speaker 07

  You were like, look at the camera to say the one phrase at the fucking.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  One word or one phrase into that camera when you're ready. Do it, give it to me.

• 1:03:25Speaker 07

  I don't know. Moist.