Ant Is An Airport Dad & Dec Is Fake News

The Discussion Jar is back and things get confusing as the boys discuss Deja Vu and end up in a groundhog day cycle of topics Dec also spreads Fake News, Ant gets his eyelashes curled and the boys show their age when they share their most used emojis 👍🥒💅👀 Got something you'd like the boys' opinions on? Send it to us at ⁠[email protected] and we'll pop it in the Discussion Jar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 1:34Declan Donnelly?

  Welcome, because we're on the air. Hello, everybody.

• 1:37Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, guys.

• 1:38Declan Donnelly?

  Welcome back to the hangout for another hanging out with him and me. This is, as you can see, the Discussion Jar. The Discussion Jar has made a return. Got lots of topics in there that you have sent in. We'd be very interested to delve into that in a bit. Got a question for you, though.

• 1:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, come on.

• 1:55Declan Donnelly?

  You finished all your Easter eggs yet?

• 1:57Ant McPartlin?

  Well, yes.

• 1:59Declan Donnelly?

  I finished mine this weekend.

• 2:00Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I kept one. Every night I'm a Celebrity South African was on.

• 2:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 2:03Ant McPartlin?

  I had one, because my kids get loads of Easter eggs and they never eat them.

• 2:07Declan Donnelly?

  Ah.

• 2:08Ant McPartlin?

  They don't really eat them. So I'm like, I'll have them. Normally I'll melt them down and make a chocolate covered convoluted cake.

• 2:12Declan Donnelly?

  Mm hmm.

• 2:13Ant McPartlin?

  But I didn't do that this year. I just watched I'm a Celebrity South African. I watched myself on telly eating an Easter egg every night.

• 2:20Declan Donnelly?

  Out the fridge?

• 2:21Ant McPartlin?

  See, see, out the fridge. Yourself?

• 2:25Declan Donnelly?

  Finished them this weekend?

• 2:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 2:26Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 2:27Ant McPartlin?

  What do you go for? Cadbury's?

• 2:28Declan Donnelly?

  See, see, finished with a little Fredo this weekend?

• 2:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, good one. Nice little ones.

• 2:34Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Ant McPartlin?

  Where do you draw the line?

• 2:36Declan Donnelly?

  What do you mean?

• 2:37Ant McPartlin?

  So I'll start with Cadbury's, then obviously, you know, I love Galaxy, that's second, right? But then I also go like, you know, Kate Katz and Brown Trees, Mars.

• 2:48Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:49Ant McPartlin?

  I'll go there. Anything after that, it's enough for me.

• 2:52Declan Donnelly?

  A Thornton's?

• 2:53Ant McPartlin?

  Nope.

• 2:54Declan Donnelly?

  Why? Too fancy?

• 2:55Ant McPartlin?

  No, it's not. It's not too fancy.

• 2:56Declan Donnelly?

  Hotel Chocolat?

• 2:57Ant McPartlin?

  Absolutely not.

• 2:58Declan Donnelly?

  Why not?

• 2:59Ant McPartlin?

  No way.

• 2:59Declan Donnelly?

  Too posh?

• 3:00Ant McPartlin?

  Too posh. I don't want posh chocolate. I want just your normal, an egg that you can get from a supermarket. That's all I want. None of your posh stuff.

• 3:08Declan Donnelly?

  Man of the people.

• 3:09Ant McPartlin?

  Man of the people, yeah, exactly. I like working class chocolate.

• 3:13Declan Donnelly?

  Successful as guy is.

• 3:14Ant McPartlin?

  Working class chocolate. Is that a thing? Make a hashtag. Shall we tell them to the discussion jar? If you haven't seen a discussion jar episode yet.

• 3:23Declan Donnelly?

  Where have you been?

• 3:24Ant McPartlin?

  Basically, we flip it open and get a topic out and discuss it. That's it. They've been sent in by you lot. I'll pop it open and let's get started. It'll all become apparent if you don't understand what's going on. Okay. Whew, we're straight in with a hefty one, aren't we?

• 3:42Declan Donnelly?

  Straight in with a zinger?

• 3:43Ant McPartlin?

  Have you heard that Noah's Ark might have been discovered? Yes, I have heard this.

• 3:48Declan Donnelly?

  I have heard this.

• 3:49Ant McPartlin?

  Ancient rocks on Mount Arat, Turkey, first discovered in 1959, were thought to be Noah's Ark. I've heard this, been around for a while, that there's images of what looks like the remnants of an ark on the top of the mountain, Mount Arat. But recent investigations using a ground penetrating radar by Andrew Jones has uncovered corridors below the earth and infer their weight to the idea that this could be Noah's Ark. Discuss.

• 4:18Declan Donnelly?

  Well. Also in the Bible, this this area is where they said that the ark was left when the floods subsided.

• 4:27Ant McPartlin?

  I'm a great believer in this. I have seen this and I know that there's lots of lidar and radar being used on loads of stuff at the minute. Like the the great pyramids and the rainforests down the Amazon and they're finding lots of extraordinary things where ancient civilizations. We're back to that again.

• 4:46Declan Donnelly?

  Back to them, guys.

• 4:47Ant McPartlin?

  May have lived.

• 4:48Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, the latest is they've been using radars, I think. And they've seen that below the ground and inside of the area, inside of the outline, there is like corridors and rooms. Where the animals and the families would have gone.

• 5:04Declan Donnelly?

  Possibly.

• 5:05Ant McPartlin?

  It's great. I love it.

• 5:06Declan Donnelly?

  Have you heard the theory? I mean, I don't know if I should discuss this because it's just it's not come out of the discussion jar. It's a sidewinder.

• 5:14Ant McPartlin?

  Go on.

• 5:14Declan Donnelly?

  That August the 12th this year.

• 5:17Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 5:17Declan Donnelly?

  Seven thirty AM, there will be a solar eclipse.

• 5:21Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, good.

• 5:21Declan Donnelly?

  But at seven thirty in the morning.

• 5:23Ant McPartlin?

  Talk to me again.

• 5:25Declan Donnelly?

  At seven thirty, it's because it's my fact. At seven thirty in the morning, we are going to lose gravity for seven seconds.

• 5:32Ant McPartlin?

  How can we lose gravity? Because gravity, the greater the gravity is the bigger the mass of the object, the greater the gravity, yes? Correct? Are we all agreed on that?

• 5:40Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 5:41Ant McPartlin?

  That's what we're all taught in school. So how do we suddenly lose the mass of the earth for seven seconds?

• 5:49Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know the ins and outs. Can you Google Project Anchor? It's NASA are involved in this.

• 5:54Ant McPartlin?

  Of course it is NASA.

• 5:56Declan Donnelly?

  What's how's it gonna how's it? How does it work?

• 5:58Speaker 07

  There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that the earth is going to lose gravity on the 12th of August. Nor is there any public record that NASA is working on something called Project Anchor. This is an example of disinformation that has been spread across social media in an attempt to put fake news out there. It may be that someone wanted to discredit NASA by publishing incorrect stories about them. Boasts by those who believed the stories and shared it themselves are an example of misinformation, spreading fake news by mistake.

• 6:27Ant McPartlin?

  So basically you are fake news. Declan Donnelly is fake news. He doesn't exist.

• 6:33Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, well, it reels me in.

• 6:35Ant McPartlin?

  See, that's how easy. That's how easy we're fooled these days. It's true though. Because I was gonna say something else. There is, I'm sure there's evidence that people have found in the Grand Canyon that resembles like Egyptian artefacts in the Grand Canyon. But since then, you're not allowed to go down. There's loads of caves under there and stuff. There's loads of things that look like what you would find in Egypt, but in North America. But since then, the Smithsonian Museum has like bought it all and hid it all.

• 7:07Declan Donnelly?

  Why would you do that?

• 7:08Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, because they don't want to tell us the real truth, Declan. That's why.

• 7:10Declan Donnelly?

  The truth is out there, but it's been hidden from our eyes.

• 7:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, back fake news.

• 7:16Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm, just wait till we lose gravity and everything comes out from the museum.

• 7:22Declan Donnelly?

  They can't, they can't stop it when we lose gravity. Hold on to your hats, folks.

• 7:27Ant McPartlin?

  Somebody's sneaking, no, somebody's sneaking, open the windows and then everything will fly out for seven seconds. Grab it.

• 7:32Declan Donnelly?

  Ian asks.

• 7:33Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Ian.

• 7:34Declan Donnelly?

  What's your thoughts on whether Elvis or Michael Jackson are alive or dead? Discuss.

• 7:39Ant McPartlin?

  Well, discuss this.

• 7:40Speaker 07

  I think we have to throw it away.

• 7:42Ant McPartlin?

  Throw it away.

• 7:42Declan Donnelly?

  Sorry, Ian, go back and listen to the other.

• 7:44Ant McPartlin?

  Ian, I do apologize because I think Dec had that last time and he must have put it back in the jar.

• 7:48Declan Donnelly?

  Sorry.

• 7:49Ant McPartlin?

  When what you're meant to do is either put it through the basket or put it on the desk.

• 7:53Declan Donnelly?

  Deanda Hewitt asks, what do you think déjà vu is? I like to think it's your brain catching up with the alternate timeline version of you and your life, and it's letting you know that you're on the right path. What do you think?

• 8:10Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I don't get as much déjà vu as I used to as when I was a kid.

• 8:15Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm, that's an interesting theory, yeah.

• 8:18Ant McPartlin?

  I felt like I've got déjà vu all the time.

• 8:20Declan Donnelly?

  Eee, I've just had déjà vu.

• 8:21Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 8:21Declan Donnelly?

  I used to do that a lot.

• 8:22Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 8:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:23Ant McPartlin?

  You have it less as you get older. So it's something to do with being born into this new body, this new life, this new timeline, I think.

• 8:31Declan Donnelly?

  Because there's a theory.

• 8:31Ant McPartlin?

  What about yourself?

• 8:32Declan Donnelly?

  Well, there's a theory, isn't there, that time is a, a, a man-made thing.

• 8:36Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 8:37Declan Donnelly?

  And that actually, everything has happened all at the same time.

• 8:40Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 8:41Declan Donnelly?

  And déjà vu is you seeing bits of things that have already happened.

• 8:48Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Declan Donnelly?

  That. I don't believe that. I don't believe in that. I don't believe that.

• 8:54Ant McPartlin?

  No, but if you think of, if time is a manmade construct, right? So forget that we've ever had a clock, that we've ever had a calendar.

• 9:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 9:01Ant McPartlin?

  That you just wake up when the sun rises and you go to sleep when the sun sets. Forever and ever and ever. It just keeps happening. And the younger you are, the less defined you are by time.

• 9:11Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 9:12Ant McPartlin?

  And the more open your mind is. So you would be open to the possibility of seeing your other timelines. Wouldn't you? Because you're, by, by your sheer innocence of being youthful, you are more open minded. So that's probably why it happens to you more as a kid. So I do believe in it. I do believe that there's lots of different timelines happening all at once.

• 9:34Declan Donnelly?

  Do you think the older we get, the more we've been conditioned?

• 9:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 9:37Declan Donnelly?

  To fit into society?

• 9:40Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. I think the older you get, the more we just agree. And whether you verbally agree or you just agree by the fact, sheer fact that you just do. You go to work, you get paid money, you rent a house or you get a mortgage. Pay your taxes. You do all of these agreements that happen throughout your life. And everybody else does them. So you do them and you go along and then we die. But if you take all of that away, imagine how freeing that would be for your mind. And how open you would be to.

• 10:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 10:11Ant McPartlin?

  Everything.

• 10:12Declan Donnelly?

  It's got deep real quick.

• 10:14Ant McPartlin?

  It has, isn't it? I like it. This is a good discussion, Jar this week.

• 10:17Declan Donnelly?

  Another one?

• 10:18Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, please. Is it me?

• 10:19Declan Donnelly?

  I think it's you.

• 10:21Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, oh my God. I deja vu. I'm gonna drop this discussion, Jar. Bye.

• 10:29Ant McPartlin?

  In my glasses.

• 10:32Ant McPartlin?

  Caballeros.

• 10:34Declan Donnelly?

  See if they've worked for you.

• 10:35Ant McPartlin?

  See. Oh my God, that's so much better. Abby asks, Tony and Dec, right? Do you know what?

• 10:42Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, you shouldn't have put your glasses on for that.

• 10:43Ant McPartlin?

  Do you know what? That? Tony, whoa, once you wear them, you can't not wear them.

• 10:48Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I know.

• 10:49Ant McPartlin?

  Tony.

• 10:51Declan Donnelly?

  Put them on.

• 10:51Ant McPartlin?

  My head's a bit bigger than yours. What's your opinion on Bigfoot? We talked about this, didn't we? Oh my God, it's deja vu.

• 10:59Declan Donnelly?

  Has anybody taken anything out of this?

• 11:02Ant McPartlin?

  Last year, my hyperfix station was watching Bigfoot evidence videos and listening to Bigfoot podcasts. Yeah, we talked about this.

• 11:07Declan Donnelly?

  Hey, I've just had deja vu.

• 11:09Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, here you go. Thanks.

• 11:10Declan Donnelly?

  You gotta do another one.

• 11:11Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:13Declan Donnelly?

  What's that? What? Pink thing?

• 11:16Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, there's an item in there. Is this to be discussed? Yeah. Do you know what this is?

• 11:21Declan Donnelly?

  Is it for eyelashes?

• 11:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, it is for eyelashes. It's that, well, is that, is that, that's a, it's a discussion jar, and this is in there, so we have to discuss this.

• 11:30Declan Donnelly?

  I've never understood.

• 11:32Ant McPartlin?

  It's to curl your eyelashes.

• 11:33Declan Donnelly?

  Why, why do you want them curled?

• 11:35Ant McPartlin?

  Because it looks prettier.

• 11:36Declan Donnelly?

  Is that what it is?

• 11:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, isn't it? And you can put mascara on them better. I live in a house full of three girls, so I know these things. I reckon I've got quite long eyelashes for a boy, don't you? You could curl my eyelashes. Don't pull them off.

• 11:49Declan Donnelly?

  How do you do it?

• 11:50Ant McPartlin?

  You just put the eyelashes in there. Do you? I don't know. If, out of everything we've done on the podcast, if this is the one thing that gets clipped off and goes viral, I'm gonna be furious.

• 12:01Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know, I don't know how I'm doing it.

• 12:02Ant McPartlin?

  Put my eyelashes in. Is he doing it right? Why, why are you squirming like that?

• 12:07Declan Donnelly?

  Because I need to get a good look.

• 12:12Ant McPartlin?

  Jeez. Because you can't, you're closer.

• 12:14Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I have to get in, don't I?

• 12:16Ant McPartlin?

  Get what? Don't think like that.

• 12:23Ant McPartlin?

  Why are you breathing so heavily? Jesus, I don't trust you.

• 12:27Declan Donnelly?

  What do you mean?

• 12:27Ant McPartlin?

  Right, right, I'm gonna go like that. Is it like that or that? Watch me eyelid, watch me eyelid. Don't get me eyelid. Don't even get me eyelid.

• 12:34Declan Donnelly?

  Is it in?

• 12:37Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God. Oh, my God, right, that's cool. Is it curled? Does it look good?

• 12:42Declan Donnelly?

  Does it curl?

• 12:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 12:46Declan Donnelly?

  Did I do it right?

• 12:46Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 12:47Declan Donnelly?

  Are we getting it quite curly?

• 12:49Ant McPartlin?

  I'd never let you do me makeup. You're very menacing. Thank God Claude, I'll make him understand, don't be like that.

• 12:55Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's quite, you have to have a steady hand for that, don't you?

• 12:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you do, don't.

• 12:59Declan Donnelly?

  And you people do it on themselves?

• 13:00Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 13:02Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know how.

• 13:03Ant McPartlin?

  Sure, I could do me own.

• 13:04Declan Donnelly?

  That's quite a far away.

• 13:05Ant McPartlin?

  Was it?

• 13:06Declan Donnelly?

  Gonna get right in there, don't you? Stick it straight in.

• 13:09Ant McPartlin?

  Is it in there now? Oh, yeah, it's pulling.

• 13:14Ant McPartlin?

  There you go.

• 13:15Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, nice.

• 13:15Ant McPartlin?

  I can't believe that was mine.

• 13:20Declan Donnelly?

  The 2012 end of the world actually happened theory.

• 13:24Ant McPartlin?

  This is a massive wind-up on us. Get rid.

• 13:30Declan Donnelly?

  We've done all these.

• 13:34Declan Donnelly?

  Right. How do you use emojis?

• 13:41Declan Donnelly?

  Do they show your age?

• 13:43Ant McPartlin?

  How do I use them?

• 13:44Declan Donnelly?

  How do you use emojis?

• 13:45Ant McPartlin?

  I do the typical dad one all the time. Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs, thumbs. Just to wind up the girls. So they're like, oh, it's typical dad thing to put that aside. Yeah, I'm gonna do it more.

• 13:54Declan Donnelly?

  My most, you know, you've got your most used emojis at the beginning of your.

• 13:56Ant McPartlin?

  Right, what's your top left?

• 13:58Declan Donnelly?

  Cry and laughing face. What's yours?

• 14:01Ant McPartlin?

  Angry face with swear words on the mouth, look.

• 14:06Declan Donnelly?

  Next one? Thumb.

• 14:09Ant McPartlin?

  Next one, cry laughing.

• 14:11Declan Donnelly?

  Next one? Hee, party hat.

• 14:14Ant McPartlin?

  Next one, thumb.

• 14:16Declan Donnelly?

  Next one, eye roll.

• 14:21Ant McPartlin?

  Next one, love heart.

• 14:25Declan Donnelly?

  Next one, face plant.

• 14:27Ant McPartlin?

  Next one, peeking through fingers like that.

• 14:29Declan Donnelly?

  Hot eyes.

• 14:30Ant McPartlin?

  Why have I got a cucumber sliced up?

• 14:34Declan Donnelly?

  Is that even a?

• 14:37Ant McPartlin?

  Or is it a pickle? Look, is that a pickle? I don't ever remember using that, ever.

• 14:42Declan Donnelly?

  That's a new emoji. I've never seen that one before.

• 14:45Ant McPartlin?

  I don't go that far along the emoji trail. Hold on, what's that? A mermaid? Since when the genie coming out of a lamp? That's new, isn't it? No? It's not? Alright. I've never gone further than the ones I use all the time. Oh my God, like Tinker Bell.

• 15:04Declan Donnelly?

  Where?

• 15:05Ant McPartlin?

  There, next to the Aladdin. I'm sending you them now.

• 15:08Declan Donnelly?

  Where's that? Oh, yeah.

• 15:10Ant McPartlin?

  You say it, Poseidon?

• 15:12Declan Donnelly?

  I've just got the same old ones I see every day.

• 15:14Ant McPartlin?

  That's new, isn't it? Getting your nails done?

• 15:16Speaker 07

  No, that's real.

• 15:17Ant McPartlin?

  Is that real? Is it?

• 15:20Speaker 07

  So, conclusion, do emojis show your age?

• 15:23Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 15:24Ant McPartlin?

  Do emojis show your age? Yes, and I feel very old now. Or lazy, because I just haven't scored past that first page. If I can't sum it up in the top left hand corner of my recent emojis, it's not worth summing up.

• 15:36Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know why I use half of those emojis.

• 15:38Ant McPartlin?

  Why you would?

• 15:39Declan Donnelly?

  Well, in what situation would you send a mermaid? Or a genie?

• 15:45Ant McPartlin?

  I don't, the genie maybe, or which is my command, but I don't get how a mermaid is the response to any question other than, can you send me in more?

• 15:53Speaker 07

  To decorate things. Yeah, it's fun, yeah.

• 15:55Ant McPartlin?

  To decorate things? Yeah, like happy birthday.

• 15:57Speaker 07

  Happy Birthday.

• 15:58Declan Donnelly?

  Happy Birthday.

• 15:59Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not gonna say happy birthday, I can't pick these up and mount it. Okay.

• 16:05Ant McPartlin?

  Let's have another one. The Avril Lavigne was replaced by a body double.

• 16:08Declan Donnelly?

  We've done this.

• 16:09Ant McPartlin?

  We've done this. You're winding me up, you lot. How do you use emojis? Do this. We've literally just done it. Oh my god. So what is going on? Richard asks. Do you think some celebs have been cloned? Some people carry a Matt Kevin Hart's serious car crash. He was somehow replaced or cloned afterwards. Have we done this?

• 16:31Declan Donnelly?

  We've kinda done this.

• 16:32Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, let's not do it then.

• 16:33Declan Donnelly?

  With Paul McCartney and Avril Lavigne.

• 16:36Ant McPartlin?

  Let's not do it. Should you walk faster when you're in a city? Great question. Now we're back on track. Yes, you should.

• 16:47Declan Donnelly?

  What do you mean?

• 16:48Ant McPartlin?

  Course you should walk faster.

• 16:49Declan Donnelly?

  What if you're just browsing shop windows?

• 16:51Ant McPartlin?

  I hate dawdlers. In cities and in airports, people that dawdle around. Get right on my nerves.

• 16:57Declan Donnelly?

  You know what one of my...

• 16:58Ant McPartlin?

  Get a move on.

• 16:58Declan Donnelly?

  You know what one of my pet hates is?

• 17:00Ant McPartlin?

  Dog hair.

• 17:01Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, no. When you're in an airport and you've got those long travelators.

• 17:07Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 17:07Declan Donnelly?

  To take you like through the airport more quickly. And people are walking through the airport to get to the gate, then they get the travelator. And then they walk really slowly on the travelator. Then they get off and they walk quickly and then they walk slowly. It's like walk at the same pace on the travelator as you do through the airport. And we'd all get to our gates much more quickly.

• 17:26Ant McPartlin?

  Maybe that's their breather? Maybe them getting on the travelators.

• 17:30Declan Donnelly?

  Well, if that is the case, then stand to the right.

• 17:33Ant McPartlin?

  And let the rest of us pace through.

• 17:36Declan Donnelly?

  Don't stand shoulder to shoulder, the two of you. And walk at a slower pace than you do through the rest of the airport.

• 17:43Ant McPartlin?

  I don't necessarily think I'm good travel companion.

• 17:46Declan Donnelly?

  No, you're not.

• 17:47Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 17:48Speaker 07

  Are you an airport dad?

• 17:49Ant McPartlin?

  I'm very much an airport dad. Yeah, I'm very much, let's just... Make sure you take whatever you need to take out of your backpack before you get to the actual scanner. So have it in your hand, your liquids, and have your laptop or your iPad in your other hand. And I don't know how, but carry your bag in your third hand, and then be ready for the scanner. And then when you get through there, get straight to the lounge, out to the lounge, straight to the gate. No dilly-dallying. Everything should be the right size. There's no excuses to have a bottle of water in your hand luggage. And if there is, you've missed the flight. That should be the ultimate consequence, that you don't come on holiday this year. Sorry, child. Yeah, I'm very much that way, Dad. I'm not, I, yeah, I'm very much like, head down, gotta get on with it.

• 18:33Declan Donnelly?

  Do you do that thing, I do this, when somebody's got a bottle of water, and you're at, you're at security, and there's a bottle of water, and you go, you should know better than that.

• 18:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:43Declan Donnelly?

  You travel, you travel a lot, you should know better.

• 18:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 18:46Declan Donnelly?

  No excuse for it.

• 18:47Ant McPartlin?

  So do you walk faster in the city? Yes, you should. Because there's people in the city who want to get from here to be, that's the place to work. It's not time for you to dawdle around.

• 18:55Declan Donnelly?

  Unless you go on shopping, window shopping?

• 18:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but well, stick close to the walls.

• 18:59Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 19:00Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, don't, don't, don't be in the middle of the pavement. Just stick close to the walls or windows. There should be lanes. Fast lane, slow lane.

• 19:08Declan Donnelly?

  And stay in your lane.

• 19:09Ant McPartlin?

  Stay in your lane.

• 19:09Declan Donnelly?

  Stay in your lane.

• 19:10Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 19:10Declan Donnelly?

  Very good. Very good question. Roman Empire discuss. How often do you think about the Roman Empire?

• 19:17Ant McPartlin?

  A lot.

• 19:18Declan Donnelly?

  Do you?

• 19:19Ant McPartlin?

  Still, yeah. Yeah, I do. I wasn't, wasn't just making it up for the content, you know?

• 19:24Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we did this on a social media thing.

• 19:26Ant McPartlin?

  Um, yeah, you just can't, I always kind of hear Roman, the Roman Empire mentioned, or Roman legions, or gladiators. I don't know, it's just always, it's not far from me, mate. Or maybe it's like, history that I watch, or stuff that I read, it's, it's always kind of there or thereabouts for me. What about you?

• 19:47Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, a bit. Do you know what I would love to know more about is like, the succession of Roman emperors and the actual story of the empire?

• 19:56Ant McPartlin?

  A bit like you do with the saints?

• 19:58Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 19:59Ant McPartlin?

  Right, one last one. Oh, I broke the discussion jar. If it's a repeat, I'm walking out of here. Sheena Jeevesons in Kent asks, on the Medalla effect, have you heard about the salt and vinegar walkers crisps? Used to be in a blue packet, and now it's green and vice versa with cheese and onion. Apparently not true. They've always had the same colours. I disagree. Well, I do think in some other brands, blue was salt and vinegar and green was cheese and onion. I always, I equate green with cheese and onion and, and blue with salt and vinegar.

• 20:36Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, too, yeah.

• 20:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. So what she said, what she said.

• 20:39Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, too, yeah. No, so salt and vinegar Walkers crisps used to be in a blue pla- packet and now it's green. And vice versa for cheese and onion. Now, I agree with Sheena that the Walkers have always had it the other way around.

• 20:53Ant McPartlin?

  What we got there? I can hear some crisps right there. Yeah.

• 20:57Declan Donnelly?

  She's facing in a minute.

• 20:59Ant McPartlin?

  Walkers get it wrong.

• 21:01Declan Donnelly?

  Well, Walkers did it, I think, did that on purpose.

• 21:04Ant McPartlin?

  Did they?

• 21:05Declan Donnelly?

  I reckon they changed it around because everybody, every crisp manufacturer, cheese and onion used to be green.

• 21:10Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 21:11Declan Donnelly?

  And salt and vinegar was always blue. But Walkers did the old switcheroo and nobody was watching.

• 21:18Ant McPartlin?

  What a great way to finish. Cheese and onion crisps.

• 21:21Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I dropped them.

• 21:22Ant McPartlin?

  Absolutely respect that, yeah.

• 21:24Declan Donnelly?

  But yeah, Walkers have always been that colour.

• 21:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they have.

• 21:27Declan Donnelly?

  I think every other brand was the other way around.

• 21:29Ant McPartlin?

  Well done.

• 21:32Declan Donnelly?

  Just done that thing. You're going to open a bag of crisps upside down.

• 21:35Ant McPartlin?

  Whoa, no. Great for the long round tonight.

• 21:37Declan Donnelly?

  That really upsets me when that happens. Sorry, for those of you just listening, I've opened up my bag of crisps the wrong way around. I've opened up the bottom. That always used to make, put me on edge when I see people do that.

• 21:49Ant McPartlin?

  On edge?

• 21:50Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, when I see it, I go, oh.

• 21:51Ant McPartlin?

  What, you're going to lash out?

• 21:52Declan Donnelly?

  Your crisps are upside down and I just kind of go, oh, that's really upset me.

• 21:57Ant McPartlin?

  You psychopath. You psychopath test and you just failed.

• 22:01Declan Donnelly?

  Don't like it. It's because you're eating what should be the last crisps first. That makes sense.

• 22:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, loads of sense.

• 22:07Declan Donnelly?

  This should have been my last crisp, why not my first one? It's made me feel a bit funny, that. I don't know if I can eat them.

• 22:14Ant McPartlin?

  Great, I love them. Right?

• 22:16Declan Donnelly?

  I'll be fine.

• 22:16Ant McPartlin?

  That's all. That's all we've got time for.

• 22:19Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, we'll be back on Thursday with the main pod. We'll bring some more snacks.

• 22:22Ant McPartlin?

  Huh?

• 22:23Declan Donnelly?

  We'll bring some more smacks, snacks on Thursday.

• 22:26Ant McPartlin?

  I'll bring you some smacks in a minute.

• 22:29Declan Donnelly?

  We're back on Thursday with the main pod. Until then, respect, guys.

• 22:32Ant McPartlin?

  Respect, guys.

• 22:32Declan Donnelly?

  See you Thursday.

• 22:33Ant McPartlin?

  I'm taking these. Look here.

• 22:37Ant McPartlin?

  Come on.

• 22:38Declan Donnelly?

  I'm coming.

• 22:39Ant McPartlin?

  See you Thursday.

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