Ep 573 - Angry Jets

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Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Wild Wild West.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  Those fat boys, run!

• 0:11Speaker 01

  Oh, come on, Matt!

• 0:13Speaker 02

  Hello, this is Shawn Gardini. I just wanted to chime in to let the audio listener know that I'm currently playing a video of Matt's race with Haas. So if you'd like to see that, switch over to the video.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Keep going, Matt! He's catching up!

• 0:34Speaker 02

  Some words of encouragement from Mrs. McCusker. If you don't know, Matt was racing his cousin Haas this weekend on the Jersey Shore, so this is the footage of that. I think the end is coming now and Matt wins, so it was a good effort by both of them. But congratulations to Matt. He finished with about a 7 minute 30 second mile on the sand, too, by the way. And I think Haas was about 20, 15, 20 seconds behind him.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  So congrats to both competitors. And congrats to Matt

• 1:18Speaker 02

  for winning the race.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  Maya, get over here!

• 1:33Speaker 02

  Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Goodbye.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  Finish!

• 1:41Speaker 03

  You're all firing on all cylinders right now? Press record, dude. The console war is over. The black nerds have broken the story.

• 1:48Speaker 03

  The black nerds are on it.

• 1:51Speaker 04

  That's a big deal, dude. It's been a 20 year war.

• 1:53Speaker 03

  It has.

• 1:54Matt McCusker?

  It's been our whole lives. Since PS1, Xbox?

• 1:58Speaker 03

  And PlayStation was in the Bandaroo. PlayStation had the big Bandaroo. To try to win the war.

• 2:04Matt McCusker?

  Wait, so what crossed over?

• 2:06Speaker 00

  Both of their like two biggest franchises.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  Spider-Man and Halo.

• 2:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:10Matt McCusker?

  Halo was Xbox only, right?

• 2:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. It does feel like PlayStation kinda won though. Like if it would have been Uncharted or Last of Us Switched.

• 2:18Speaker 00

  Halo.

• 2:18Speaker 03

  Halo's the biggest one.

• 2:19Speaker 00

  Halo's the biggest one on Xbox. Spider-Man's big, but I don't think it's their big.

• 2:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I feel like, I don't know anyone who plays fucking Spider-Man.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  They all.

• 2:26Speaker 04

  Everybody plays Spider-Man, dude.

• 2:27Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 2:29Speaker 03

  They love Spider-Man.

• 2:30Matt McCusker?

  What do you, it's just you, Spidey, rolling around?

• 2:34Speaker 00

  That's your favorite part of the game is playing as Mary Jane.

• 2:36Speaker 04

  I hated it, dude. I couldn't beat the game because of that part.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  It made me check out for like a week.

• 2:42Speaker 03

  Spider-Man was, isn't it like just Grand Theft Auto? Kind of, wasn't it like an open world? You get to just

• 2:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's open world. That's true.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  Soder would play it. If you smoke weed and like wrestling, Spider-Man is for you.

• 2:54Speaker 00

  I mean Spider-Man's for anybody. You didn't, if you had a PlayStation, you'd play Spider-Man.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  No, I wouldn't.

• 2:58Speaker 00

  You could play Spider-Man now. Yeah, you could play Spider-Man now.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  I bet you I don't.

• 3:03Speaker 00

  That's your loss, brother.

• 3:04Speaker 03

  I'm just waiting for Vietnam hell that loose.

• 3:06Speaker 00

  I mean, that does look sick.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 3:07Matt McCusker?

  Wait, so is it like, so it's like GTA, but like why wouldn't you, GTA's gotta be better than Spider-Man. Why, sell me on why you'd play Spider-Man over GTA.

• 3:17Speaker 00

  Swinging through the city, they perfected swinging through the city.

• 3:22Speaker 03

  I would watch Soder play. Swinging was nice.

• 3:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, okay.

• 3:25Speaker 00

  I get it. I've go, when it first came out, cause I didn't buy it, but I went on YouTube and just watched like 10 minutes of somebody just swinging from end to end.

• 3:32Matt McCusker?

  That makes sense. Swinging through the city and even just kinda.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  And Soder was high as shit. We didn't talk. I was just watching him play a video game silently.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  He was so high. He got high as fuck, dude. I forgot how high he got. I would just go sit at his house and he would just get high as. We had a dynasty, we were playing together. I'd, I'd be defense or he'd play defense, I was offense.

• 3:54Matt McCusker?

  That's nice.

• 3:54Speaker 03

  It was nice. It was good bro time.

• 3:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  Except he'd get high as shit. Sometimes I'd show up after a couple brewskis, the Colorado Buffalos would lose.

• 4:02Matt McCusker?

  Dude, the, the dinosaur game, I believe it was, I believe it was Gabe who broke the news of the dinosaur game.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  Dinosaur game's pretty sick.

• 4:09Matt McCusker?

  What is that game called? Where you start as a tiny little baby dinosaur and you slowly.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's pretty great.

• 4:14Matt McCusker?

  I was, when I, when I did, uh, what's it called? Dr. Phil Live. Soder was on the show and like backstage, I told him about that dinosaur game and he was like, yo, what the fuck? And I was like showing him videos, he's like, I gotta get this. I gotta get this. I figured he would appreciate it.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  He would.

• 4:30Matt McCusker?

  Dude, just laying up at like two in the morning, just being a baby dinosaur and trying to get bigger is, it's, first of all, I, it would.

• 4:36Speaker 03

  It's a dream.

• 4:37Matt McCusker?

  Catch me in that, I could get caught up in that.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  It's a dream.

• 4:39Matt McCusker?

  For sure in that life.

• 4:40Speaker 03

  I've watched videos about it, it's pretty great.

• 4:41Matt McCusker?

  It looks so tight.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:43Matt McCusker?

  Wasn't there a game where you started off as like a little amoeba and you had a, I might just be thinking of an episode of like a fucking. Huh? The Isle, right? You start off as a little baby amoeba, you gotta fucking become like a dominant life form. That's also.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  That's a good game.

• 4:57Matt McCusker?

  So, huh?

• 4:58Speaker 00

  It's called Spore?

• 4:59Matt McCusker?

  No, I think it was The Isle.

• 5:02Speaker 00

  The amoeba game I meant. Or is that the same game where you start as an amoeba and turn into a dinosaur?

• 5:06Matt McCusker?

  I don't know, I'm just, I'm just throwing stuff out there.

• 5:10Speaker 03

  Throwing stuff out, Toe Jam and Earl ruled.

• 5:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, shit ruled. Battle toes.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  Battle toes. I never realized Toe Jam and Earl were black. I never, I should have put that together.

• 5:18Speaker 04

  Are they?

• 5:19Speaker 03

  They gotta be. They're walking around with fucking boomboxes on their shoulders.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  They're either that or Puerto Rican.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  This is.

• 5:27Speaker 03

  The name is Toe Jam and Earl.

• 5:29Speaker 04

  Like, it's crazy.

• 5:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, Toe Jam and Earl are definitely black.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  You think Mario's gonna come into an Xbox?

• 5:39Speaker 03

  I mean, places in Xbox, do you think Mario's gonna come into the Xbox?

• 5:45Speaker 00

  They just came out with a new system. They can't, they can't.

• 5:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, Nintendo's not giving up the goods on Mario. He's bigger than ever right now. That Mario movie fucking rules, dude.

• 5:54Speaker 00

  I still haven't seen it.

• 5:55Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm telling you, I was like trying, I think I said it before, I was trying to hate on it, watching a guy watch it in front of me on a flight and I was like fucking grown man, watch the Mario movie. And I watched the entire, he had headphones in, I watched no sound Mario movie for a whole flight. It's like, yo, this is sick.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:11Matt McCusker?

  Starts in Brooklyn, fucking fall through a pipe. It's good.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  The Wops, they're in Brooklyn?

• 6:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:17Matt McCusker?

  The Wops are in Brooklyn, the Mario Brothers are losers in Brooklyn, dude. Nobody, nobody believes in the business. Dude, their fucking families are like, eh, eh, eh. Pummel. They say they do their own like TV commercial and they're like, don't.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  I can't even find the live action one anymore. I searched for it. I love that. I love that. John Leguizamo, bro.

• 6:32Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 6:33Speaker 03

  The Past was.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  Bob Haskins.

• 6:41Matt McCusker?

  Okay.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  The fuck is Bob Haskins?

• 6:45Matt McCusker?

  I love the.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  You guys know.

• 6:47Matt McCusker?

  Bob Haskins.

• 6:50Matt McCusker?

  You guys know.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  Haskins.

• 6:53Matt McCusker?

  What did he play, Luigi?

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, oh, he played Smee.

• 6:56Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 6:56Speaker 03

  He played Smee in Hook. That's Bob Haskins.

• 6:58Matt McCusker?

  That guy, he crushed me, dude.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, he did.

• 7:01Matt McCusker?

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• 7:03Speaker 03

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• 7:04Matt McCusker?

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• 7:09Speaker 03

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• 7:10Matt McCusker?

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• 7:34Speaker 03

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• 7:56Matt McCusker?

  I'll give Bob Haskins.

• 7:57Speaker 03

  Damn, he plays me and Mario. He's from fucking, he's a British actor?

• 8:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's a beast. He was also in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

• 8:04Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 8:04Speaker 04

  He was the detective.

• 8:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, we should have known Haskins.

• 8:06Matt McCusker?

  Haskins rules, bro. Okay.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  Hell of a run, dude.

• 8:09Matt McCusker?

  Fair enough.

• 8:10Speaker 03

  Super Mario Bros. the movie is.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  He was Mario.

• 8:12Matt McCusker?

  I don't remember the live action.

• 8:15Speaker 04

  He was.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  It was the one where the, the Goombas looked exactly like, uh, Chris Wood.

• 8:21Speaker 04

  The Koopa.

• 8:22Speaker 03

  They looked exactly like him.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  The Koopas.

• 8:25Speaker 03

  Yes. It's the Woodman.

• 8:28Matt McCusker?

  Let me see, I'm gonna see this live action Mario, but now I'm kinda.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  The live action Mario movie was funny, cause their last names was Mario. He was like, I'm Mario Mario, and I'm Luigi Mario. That was pretty funny.

• 8:38Speaker 03

  I just remember being a kid, watching it, getting hyped. I liked it.

• 8:42Matt McCusker?

  Yo, this is.

• 8:43Speaker 04

  I can't believe the council, council wars are over. This is like for real life changing. Yeah, it feel like a wave of relief.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  The Woodman?

• 8:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I see. Damn, this shit looked fucking sick, actually.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  It was sick. I don't think it's streaming anywhere.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  It's streaming on Amazon. Well, you may as well.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  I fucking looked for it.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  That's what ChatGPT said.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Those fuckers.

• 9:08Matt McCusker?

  ChatGPT.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  I'm gonna watch that tonight. It's a big night. Oh.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  I'm just watching people run routes. Can't wait for football.

• 9:19Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you know what, uh, Le Maire, last week, we were at the creek and Le Maire tossed on soap, like the best of soapbox racing? Ever watched that before?

• 9:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, like.

• 9:28Matt McCusker?

  The Red Bull, when the dudes do their own cars? That was fucking awesome.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  We just missed it in Iowa. When he goes with me in Iowa, Nebraska and Iowa.

• 9:36Matt McCusker?

  Bro, that shit fucking rules.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  It might have just been in Nebraska. I forget which one, or Iowa. It was that day. We got in too late. They were like, they just cleared the street.

• 9:45Matt McCusker?

  Oh, dude, I was watching, like, heavy critiques. I'm like, what the fuck are they doing? They're like, dude, it's soapbox racing. Just have fun and watch it. And I was like, no, I need to see what these guys.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  Cause Mario and Luigi?

• 9:53Matt McCusker?

  Huh? Yeah, I don't know.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  No, Mario and Luigi is the box, one of the cars.

• 9:57Matt McCusker?

  Do they really?

• 9:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've seen Mario and Luigi get wrecked in Red Bull.

• 10:00Matt McCusker?

  Oh, shit.

• 10:01Speaker 03

  I swear to God.

• 10:03Matt McCusker?

  They had some cool ones, man. One of them was just like a giant castle. They get fucked up.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, they get launched.

• 10:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, how do you like, practice that? Cause you must get hurt. I could see like the crowd. If you put up the Red Bull decals, obviously I'll go all out, but like,

• 10:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:14Matt McCusker?

  Just practicing that, you can get so fucking hurt doing that.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I doubt they even like, practice that much.

• 10:19Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  I think you have a couple beers and go, fuck it, we built this thing. I'm gonna slide it down the road in fucking Des Moines, Iowa.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  That's a good day.

• 10:28Matt McCusker?

  I was getting kinda frustrated where I was like, dude, like you think these things would have better steer? I guess, you know, just people building them, but like, I was getting like, kinda pissed, you know, like.

• 10:36Speaker 03

  Wright Brothers level cars.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  This thing's fucking never gonna work.

• 10:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was like, dude, can I see one guy smoke this course? And it was like, no, nobody does it. I mean, it's, you know, hats off to doing it, but.

• 10:50Speaker 04

  Have you ever seen the Bobby, a Bobby, Barbie car races?

• 10:53Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 10:54Speaker 04

  There's the guys, it's uh, it's like in Texas, these guys, they go down this big hill and Bobby, Barbie cars.

• 11:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 11:02Speaker 04

  Yeah. And they just crash.

• 11:04Matt McCusker?

  Something like a power wheel kinda thing?

• 11:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:06Speaker 03

  The power wheels?

• 11:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, like Barbies and power wheels.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, the little Jeep things?

• 11:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:10Speaker 03

  It's a Jeep thing.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, they take it down a hill and they fucking wipe out.

• 11:14Matt McCusker?

  Those things would roll, yeah. If you just put them on a hill, they would, they would start moving.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've watched tons of videos of just kids getting fucked up on those things. Whipping it around, hitting a curb. That's great.

• 11:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, now what a lot of people do.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  They don't get ejected from the cars. The kids stay in the hot wheels. They go head first. They'd never get ejected. They're not like the Saudis.

• 11:34Matt McCusker?

  We have one. We have a power wheel. And uh, my, my is pretty good at driving it, but then Chloe will go gremlin mode and put her foot on the gas. Where my like, stop, stop, stop.

• 11:45Matt McCusker?

  From the path.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  She's already practicing her fucking crazy girlfriend. She's already gonna be a crazy girlfriend. Just like, what did you do?

• 11:52Matt McCusker?

  I hope we die tonight. They're pulling into the garage and mine's being all careful and Chloe's went, bang, gremlin mode. They almost hit the car. It was so fucking funny. Stop, stop.

• 12:02Matt McCusker?

  Total gremlin mode. Yeah, I get, yeah. Now, a lot of parents have them on a remote control. Put your kid in like the power wheel, but you sit and control it remotely.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  That'd be so fun. I know it's not great parenting.

• 12:14Matt McCusker?

  It'd be fun. No, well, it's like safer.

• 12:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, but.

• 12:17Matt McCusker?

  But you gotta let them ride, bro. Yeah, you gotta let them ride.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  But that'd be nice.

• 12:21Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it'd be so funny fucking with them.

• 12:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:24Matt McCusker?

  Just forward, backwards, forward, backwards.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  That's a good DUI.

• 12:27Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  You can just sit in a lawn chair, have a couple of drinks, fucking race kids.

• 12:33Matt McCusker?

  Just one eye on your kids.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, get me a controller.

• 12:36Matt McCusker?

  We got it.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  Get me a controller. We can fucking Mario Kart with actual kids.

• 12:41Matt McCusker?

  That would be fun.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  That's awesome.

• 12:43Matt McCusker?

  Fuck, that'd be so fun. Good call.

• 12:47Speaker 03

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• 12:53Matt McCusker?

  Well, let me tell you something about these Dude Wipes right now, man. I love to take it right here. Here we go. I'm your butthole. Yeah, me. The most overworked, underappreciated part of your body.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  Name two or three poor choices that your butthole never appreciates. For example, buffalo wings, iced coffees, gas station sushi.

• 13:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, there's, I mean, all of those.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  What's going on? This is, this is disgusting stuff.

• 13:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, jalapeno poppers, root beer floats. That's a weird one to tie to your butt. I don't know what that would do to my butt.

• 13:25Speaker 03

  Root beer floats?

• 13:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, and also they put in here, um, two-foot, double-ended.

• 13:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's bad for your butt.

• 13:33Matt McCusker?

  Corner store chili cheese dogs.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  I'm the one dealing with your poor choices. That's from the butthole.

• 13:38Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 13:38Speaker 03

  And then you drag a dry ass tissue across me like you're sanding a piece of shit coffee table until I'm a throbbing red balloon knot.

• 13:47Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 13:48Speaker 03

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• 13:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  They're good for your butt. It feels good.

• 13:59Matt McCusker?

  It's, I mean, having, traveling with them is for real, like my.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Traveling with them's great.

• 14:03Matt McCusker?

  First day of traveling, my ass falls apart. Turns, it's just completely blistered.

• 14:07Speaker 03

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• 14:09Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 14:10Speaker 03

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• 14:11Matt McCusker?

  The oil slick then irritates the skin. If it was just an oil slick, fine, but then your skin gets all irritated. But having these to come back from and just.

• 14:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:19Matt McCusker?

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• 15:03Matt McCusker?

  you wanna, you wanna skyrocket your cortisol. It was like a chart on his Instagram. I don't think it was a video. Showing like why you wanna skyrocket your cortisol. So I was like, he's right. I should drink as much coffee as fast as I can as soon as I wake up. And dude, I like had a whale of a day. It's nice. I had like, do you ever drink so much you feel like you're just like, your innards are just like, I almost feel like mechanical all the time. Dude, I had. This is my second cold brew today. Maybe you can relate then. Yeah. Cause I had like, I was, I'd spiked my cortisol. I'm like, alright, I'm totally on protocol with Huberman right now. I maybe, maybe he was like, do it through exercise. I didn't listen to the thing. I was just like, I'm just gonna crush coffee, cold brew right in the morning. And then I ended up having like a genuinely stressful day and was like, I thought I was gonna fucking die.

• 15:47Matt McCusker?

  I was, it fucked me up. I'm trying to get back off the bean. I abused it. You're good at tracking what's doing what. I'll just be like, I had a good day. I don't know what the fuck caused that.

• 16:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, this is a good day. This is a terrible day. I knew it was the coffee though, because I, I have it down kind of to a science and then, it was just like, I was like taking a walk with my wife. She's like, wanna get some coffee? And I was like, yeah, I'll fucking chug a cold brew. Huberman told me I needed to spike my cortisol. After I already had like a 24 ounce cup, I was like, it's time to spike the cortisol. That's my problem. Were you guys walking in the morning in your neighborhood? Nice walk, yeah.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  You're living a real life.

• 16:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  It's crazy.

• 16:25Matt McCusker?

  Taking a walk, I'm just walking with my babe.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:26Matt McCusker?

  I want to start going full old Indian man, staying like 10 steps behind her with my hands behind my back. That's the dream.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  They.

• 16:33Matt McCusker?

  Taking your babe for a walk.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  American women could never stand for that.

• 16:36Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  They'd be so mad if you were 10 feet behind them.

• 16:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  They have to walk side by side.

• 16:41Matt McCusker?

  That's literally the only time I'm 10 feet behind her when she's already mad at me and she storms ahead.

• 16:45Speaker 03

  They have to be side by side.

• 16:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 16:47Speaker 03

  Even in New York where everyone's on the sidewalk, you're like getting single file.

• 16:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, single file is up.

• 16:51Speaker 03

  While people are passing.

• 16:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, babes like to keep you right at their hip.

• 16:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:57Speaker 02

  They'll like walk ahead of you.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  They're not, yeah.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  They're really bad at walking.

• 17:01Matt McCusker?

  Oh, they'll pop, they'll bump you.

• 17:03Speaker 02

  They like can't stay in a straight line.

• 17:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:05Matt McCusker?

  They can't, that's why they need you next to them.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm happy to help.

• 17:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, my babe will hit the fucking, she'll hit the jets on me, she'll hit turbo, if she's mad, she'll fucking speed ahead. And so it's always just like, bro, you slow your little fucking ass down. She gets mad, walks as fast as she can, I'm like, bro, I could fucking smoke you right now. You ever hit the slow down when they speed up? That's my move.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a good move.

• 17:26Matt McCusker?

  She gets mad and speeds up, I go slower and I'm like, we'll just part ways. Well, it's nice when you go slow and then they turn around and you go. You're all the way up there, what the fuck are you doing all the way up there? I didn't see you back there. Yeah, you fucking did.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  You knew what you were doing.

• 17:38Matt McCusker?

  You knew exactly what the fuck you were up to. Yeah, and they hit the jets, it's so funny.

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Angry jets is crazy.

• 17:44Matt McCusker?

  Oh, angry jets is so funny.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  I see you hit the angry jets.

• 17:48Matt McCusker?

  I'll hit them.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Video game angry jets.

• 17:50Matt McCusker?

  I'll run, I'll straight up run, dude, I'll run away.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Angry jets is.

• 17:55Matt McCusker?

  She hit me with the diabolical angry jets because we were like heading into like a preschool thing, like a, you know, like two nights before school started.

• 18:02Speaker 03

  God, I forgot how much I fucking hate angry jets.

• 18:04Matt McCusker?

  Bro.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  We're late, we're late for a dinner. She's gonna rush in before me.

• 18:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it gets me.

• 18:09Speaker 03

  Out of the car, into the front door, you're gonna run through the front yard to get there? We gotta walk in together.

• 18:13Matt McCusker?

  Yes, this is how diabolical it was because I'm driving and we get into the fucking parking lot, I don't know why, and I've talked to other people, babes do this, well, they'll be like, there, there's a spot right there, and it's like, yo, man, I'm driving. When I don't like, without you, I don't circle parking lots helplessly, like I know how to pull into a fucking spot, if you say it, I'm not gonna park in that spot.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Now that's the worst spot.

• 18:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm just, no, I'm not, I'll park all the way the fuck over here. So I started as being like, I, I can park the car, I don't need your input, you, uh, uh.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:38Matt McCusker?

  I know where I'm going, because it's like, it's a new place, we don't, I don't, I really don't know where I'm going.

• 18:44Speaker 03

  Fuck it, dude.

• 18:44Matt McCusker?

  So she hit the angry jets on me.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  The concussor. You go, I know exactly where I'm going. Shit.

• 18:51Matt McCusker?

  She hit the angry jets on me and I like, kind of could have gotten lost and I had no choice but to fucking hurry up. I was like, fuck it bitch, I had to fucking hurry up real quick behind her. She could have lost, if I got lost, I would have never found my way.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  She got lost in the parking lot.

• 19:03Matt McCusker?

  The dumbest guy ever. I would have found it eventually, but I was just like, she hit the angry jets and I was like, god damn, I actually do gotta speed up right now, cause I don't know where the hell I'm going. They like sent out a video of like exactly where to go and I was like, do you watch it? I was like, yeah, I'll watch it. I didn't watch it, so I don't know where to go, but yeah, that was the last set of angry jets I got. But then it was cool, she chilled out.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, the angry jets.

• 19:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  I had a girlfriend that would be so mad if we were late for anything.

• 19:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 19:32Speaker 03

  Like lose her mind. Like it was like a mental issue. If we were like 10 minutes, like we were late to go to my parents' house for dinner.

• 19:39Matt McCusker?

  It's your parents?

• 19:40Speaker 03

  It's my, like, we can be three hours late.

• 19:42Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's all good.

• 19:43Speaker 03

  Doesn't matter. She lost her mind in the car. Silent car ride, angry jets to the front door. And then right when you walk in, hey, how are you guys?

• 19:51Matt McCusker?

  Nothing against me.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  You fucking psycho.

• 19:53Matt McCusker?

  Nothing, bro.

• 19:54Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 19:55Matt McCusker?

  When you're fighting and they get a phone call and they're like, hey, he's like, yeah, where's that fucking energy towards me?

• 20:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, give me that energy.

• 20:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, why can't I get fucking hey?

• 20:04Speaker 03

  But we hit that, they get that from us though.

• 20:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 20:06Speaker 03

  They hear me talking on the phone with.

• 20:08Matt McCusker?

  Having a blast.

• 20:09Speaker 03

  One of you guys.

• 20:09Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 20:11Speaker 03

  Then she answers the phone, it's like, yeah.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  Nah, nothing. What'd you talk about on the podcast? Nothing. I swear to god, nothing.

• 20:21Matt McCusker?

  I don't remember, I don't remember.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  I don't remember.

• 20:22Matt McCusker?

  No idea. Okay, well, if you're rushing me off the phone, I'm not.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  I'm not rushing you off the phone?

• 20:26Matt McCusker?

  Fucking normal, I don't know why you're saying that.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  Dude, it can be a fucking hour long phone call if I'm like, alright, I'm gonna head out. It's like, fine.

• 20:34Speaker 03

  What? How, you, she has to say goodbye.

• 20:38Matt McCusker?

  I know. Yeah, the best, they go, oh.

• 20:40Speaker 03

  The babe has to say goodbye.

• 20:41Matt McCusker?

  Oh, okay, well, what are you doing? I just, I don't wanna be on the phone.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  I had the bros here this week, we were hitting some pretty hard good nights.

• 20:48Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 20:48Speaker 03

  Gabe and those guys, a couple good nights that week. It was uncomfortable.

• 20:53Matt McCusker?

  What do you mean? It's like?

• 20:53Speaker 03

  Everybody go.

• 20:54Matt McCusker?

  Oh, you're just chilling?

• 20:55Speaker 03

  Watching Sicario, Sicario ends, you go, alright, goodnight.

• 21:00Matt McCusker?

  Goodnight, guy.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  It's like, alright, goodnight, bro. Yeah. And you close the door behind you in your bedroom and you go, oh fuck. Is that guy, did that guy put a hit on me? He's queerer than the Blazers.

• 21:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was, I remember sharing the hotel room with Sid the Kid. Cause I would go to the small rooms. Sharing the room.

• 21:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:20Matt McCusker?

  And just have to be like, good night, dude. Cause it's weird to hear the silence.

• 21:25Speaker 03

  Now, you gotta whisper at night.

• 21:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 21:26Speaker 03

  You go, hey, Matt, good night. What are you thinking about? Sleep tight. Good night, dude.

• 21:31Matt McCusker?

  Cause we watched that documentary about the heroin addicts.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  The kid, though.

• 21:35Matt McCusker?

  Sid the Kid was great.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Beezerine, me and Beez were sharing rooms. It's just Trump dude snoring. It was crazy.

• 21:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, me and Sid the Kid got stoned and watched that HBO documentary about the heroin addicts followed over thirty years. And the guy for real, he dies and explodes. His body, apparently even dead, dead bodies explode.

• 21:54Speaker 03

  At the end.

• 21:55Matt McCusker?

  He melts. And we just watched a guy turn into a puddle and then just like turn it off. We're like, good night, man. Good shit tonight in the little room in St. Louis.

• 22:04Speaker 03

  I mean, it's so funny, the difference of you and Sid the Kid.

• 22:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 22:08Speaker 03

  It was me, Okama and Beezer. There wasn't one good night.

• 22:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 22:12Speaker 03

  No one remembered one night. Every night, people were like, eh, you know what? Fuck you.

• 22:21Matt McCusker?

  Although that's Three's Company. That's someone sharing.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  Squad.

• 22:24Matt McCusker?

  Someone, someone sharing.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  Usually I'd start stacking those two at the end.

• 22:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, there, you can get those two.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  But I would, I would split rooms with the guys. My favorite story, I've said it a million times, is me and Beezer were sleeping.

• 22:35Matt McCusker?

  Had the toe.

• 22:36Speaker 03

  Twin beds. No, no, no. But I woke up in the middle of the night and he was facing the same way as me. The distance was less than this. We were laying on our sides. He was awake and I was like, dude, what the fuck? I had to roll over.

• 22:53Matt McCusker?

  Nothing worse than being like thirty, thirty something and sharing.

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Shit, dude. Staring at each other in a hotel room in fucking like Cleveland, just.

• 23:01Matt McCusker?

  My dad would hold it down, like when he ever.

• 23:03Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, I keep cutting you off. It was also dark enough that I had, it took me a second to be like, are his eyes open? Are we making eye contact? It's just the Beez's face.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  He's like, yo, dude, what's up?

• 23:19Speaker 03

  God damn it dude, I fucking, my life sucks.

• 23:24Matt McCusker?

  My dad would have to get like, he would get like a job somewhere kind of far away. Dude, it would be like a three hour drive. So he would get the shittiest fucking motels. It would just be like, me, my dad, my brother, my uncle Doc, one of my cousins and like four Peruvian dudes. And we would all be in like shitty motels and I would just like share a room with like one of my uncles and be, it's hell.

• 23:43Speaker 03

  It's disgusting.

• 23:44Matt McCusker?

  Being like 27, sharing a shitty motel with your uncle.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  No problem with tighty whities.

• 23:48Matt McCusker?

  Oh dude.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Walking through.

• 23:49Matt McCusker?

  Fucking sucks.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  Waking you up at 5am with them going like.

• 23:55Speaker 03

  The loudest shit you've ever heard.

• 23:57Matt McCusker?

  I'm just sunburnt from being outside all day. We ate at the worst possible place. Just in the middle of like nowhere Delaware.

• 24:03Speaker 03

  It's just trash people.

• 24:04Matt McCusker?

  My dad's like, you believe how big this fucking steak is? Just eats a 24 ounce steak. It was 12 bucks. Man, that was great. Just lays in a room, it's like. Just fucking farting his ass off.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  Damn, me and B's, we were like a couple. He would snore. I'd throw pillows at him. It was, yeah. Great times.

• 24:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, my dad still held down. Like if he went away to work by himself, he would just eat ice cream and steak every, he was like a complete bad kid. Ice cream, steak, milkshakes.

• 24:33Speaker 03

  No one's around.

• 24:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's just.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  It's just you in the ice cream. It's just you in the ice cream. There's nothing else in the universe.

• 24:39Matt McCusker?

  He got a new, he got his, uh, atrial fibrillation, whatever, atrial fibrillation, you gotta fix. He's like. I'm like, dude, you gotta start chilling. He's like, I got, same, I got a brand new heart.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  Fixed his AFib?

• 24:50Matt McCusker?

  They go up through your leg.

• 24:51Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 24:52Matt McCusker?

  And send a thing and like cauterize the vein. They go like through your whole body and cauterize the vein. And apparently, I was talking to one of my friends who does like medical stuff and he said if you, they're doing surgery and they have like your heart open, sometimes it'll, you'll just go into like AFib. And he said they just take a little thing and tap it with a tool and it sends it back into regular beating. Oh shit. What do we got here? Ambulance.

• 25:14Speaker 03

  A little ambie.

• 25:15Matt McCusker?

  Oh crap. Well, missing child, yeah. If you see her, black shirt, black shorts, wears glasses. Fucked up.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Why are you looking around? Oh, the description was Nate? Nate's girlfriend put on an ambulance?

• 25:31Speaker 03

  What was the description?

• 25:34Matt McCusker?

  Kinda was, but it was a girl.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  Glasses, zesty. Be on the lookout for a zesty guy.

• 25:39Matt McCusker?

  18 year old white guy.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Be on the lookout for a zesty guy in a rickshaw.

• 25:49Matt McCusker?

  I wish just once to like finally see a guy. I get those amber alerts all the time. I feel helpless.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  They they put out a fucking wide net dude. That's probably in like Houston.

• 25:57Matt McCusker?

  It's in like, yeah, it's in like Salado, Texas. So hopefully nothing bad happens and we'll be on video being like, it's fucking Nate.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  It's usually it's usually a parent.

• 26:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  The amber alert's usually uh.

• 26:11Matt McCusker?

  That's a youngster for that though.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 26:13Matt McCusker?

  They said the guy, the suspect who has the uh the child is only 18.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  Oh, never mind.

• 26:19Matt McCusker?

  So maybe maybe it's a, you know, I don't fucking know.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  It's not great.

• 26:22Matt McCusker?

  It could be an older brother. Older brothers are like, I'm getting my sister. But usually it is a parent's being like, fuck this shit.

• 26:29Speaker 03

  Dad.

• 26:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  Or a mom going without custody.

• 26:33Matt McCusker?

  Usually dad.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:34Matt McCusker?

  Moms have to fuck up so bad to not get custody. It's not even, it's not even funny.

• 26:37Speaker 03

  That is how you end up on an amber alert though.

• 26:39Matt McCusker?

  True, true.

• 26:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, trying to do the right thing.

• 26:42Speaker 03

  Crazy bitch, I'm gonna call the cops.

• 26:43Matt McCusker?

  I'm doing it. That ride would be tight though. You're getting iced out.

• 26:47Speaker 03

  Driving, you see the fucking, your description of your car on a fucking road sign, you go, ooh.

• 26:52Matt McCusker?

  You're at the aquarium, you're like, just give me 10 more minutes, man. I'm just trying to take the kid to the aquarium.

• 26:58Matt McCusker?

  That is such a fucking hellhole of a situation, man.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Losing your kid?

• 27:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, like the state, having the state do all that stuff.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  State go, you're literally not allowed to see them?

• 27:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 27:07Speaker 03

  You're too much partying?

• 27:09Matt McCusker?

  I was a, I like volunteered briefly way, way, way back as like a volunteer for like assisting in like family court where like you had to like, I had to like go talk to kids who were in like up for foster stuff. And there was one dude, there was a dad who, I mean, he was, he, you know, he needed to do better, but the funniest part was he failed the drug test for cocaine. But he knew the exact like parts per million in your bloodstream that it was allowed to be. He goes, what are you talking about? My levels are fine. And the judge was like, no, I gave you mine, which is like, if you have any, it's over. He's like, well, that's unfair.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  Well, that's not right. Cocaine's gonna get in there. Oh, fuck.

• 27:45Matt McCusker?

  He was like, I had to.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  You had a fucking bump, dude.

• 27:47Matt McCusker?

  He goes, I took a drug test and it didn't come up. He's like, that's why I gave you mine. He was like, this is bullshit, man. This is fucking unfair.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  Kind of bullshit. That's a boy having a bump, dude. Can't even see his kid, dude. Obviously, he's gonna do a bump.

• 28:00Matt McCusker?

  Just wanted to bump.

• 28:02Speaker 03

  Can you imagine not being able to see your kid, you're at the bar, someone's like, I got some coke.

• 28:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, fuck it.

• 28:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  Shit sucks.

• 28:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, or.

• 28:11Speaker 03

  I'll feel good for 10 minutes.

• 28:12Matt McCusker?

  Although he might have been at the bar two years before where he had his kid and was like, yeah, I'd love some fucking coke.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  That's where it started, for sure, where it started. But at this point, it's like, what the fuck?

• 28:21Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, at this point, once you get, yeah, once you're not allowed.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  It's bump city.

• 28:23Matt McCusker?

  It's bump, it's bump time.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  It's bump time.

• 28:25Matt McCusker?

  But you, I mean, he's supposed to be, I think he was in trouble for not making enough money to give to his kid, his charity.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  That's even more bump time, dude.

• 28:31Matt McCusker?

  That's bump time.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  I don't have any money and someone goes, do you want a bump? You go, yes.

• 28:34Matt McCusker?

  That's why he doesn't have money.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  I know.

• 28:38Matt McCusker?

  True, I mean, it's a chicken, it's a chicken in the egg.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  It's not, it's definitely, it's definitely the bump's fault. But once the bump's taken over, dude, you go, fuck it.

• 28:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 28:48Speaker 03

  I'm down to just me and the bump.

• 28:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, or just be like, yo, let's get this coke up and see you fucking get a job on a forklift, like, let's fucking move this. Let's go.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  That's nice.

• 28:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, let's get the bumps up.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  We can go bumps to lines.

• 29:00Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 29:00Speaker 03

  Get, get you a warehouse job, we'll be doing fucking lines.

• 29:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the judge is sending you like when bro has the bag, schmiggle means.

• 29:08Speaker 03

  Schmiggle means is nice.

• 29:10Matt McCusker?

  That would be nice to get like, cause you do have like deadbeat fathers and just be like, yo, put them on amphetamines, bro, get these guys cranked up. Get a broom in their hands, get them on the fucking construction site sweeping up, yeah, get them methed out. Go the opposite route.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  He really did it and almost worked.

• 29:26Matt McCusker?

  Well, yeah, exactly.

• 29:27Speaker 03

  He methed the boys up and said, we love Czechoslovakia. Czechoslovakia is ours, dude.

• 29:34Matt McCusker?

  That would be, yeah, just like meth these guys up and get them on, get them in some grindset mentality.

• 29:40Matt McCusker?

  Cause you know, maybe they're going the complete different, you know, wrong direction with it.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  If you're in an office not doing meth, what are you doing?

• 29:47Matt McCusker?

  It's a fair point. That's crazy. You gotta be stamped up. Offices.

• 29:51Speaker 03

  I've stemmed up and gone to work and it was the best day of my life.

• 29:54Matt McCusker?

  It's awesome.

• 29:54Speaker 03

  I was walking fast around.

• 29:56Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  I was fucking, I was being mad, walking fast everywhere. Going, you know what? I like working at this garage. I could work here the rest of my life.

• 30:03Matt McCusker?

  That doing, doing demo with the coffee was the best. Just crushing like a twenty-four ounce, twenty-four ounce.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  Speaking of the devil, there's some coffee here.

• 30:11Matt McCusker?

  Ooh.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  Lemay's quick to his feet.

• 30:14Matt McCusker?

  I used to work for my dad and just crush coffee and just like break stuff. Fucking sick.

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:18Matt McCusker?

  Just drop entire, drop ceilings, let them fall.

• 30:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, Beazer gave me Adderall and I was at Toyota selling fucking mufflers and shit. I acted like I knew what I was talking about. When I was on Adderall, I knew cars.

• 30:30Matt McCusker?

  You were Elliot Army.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was fully Andy Elliot. I was going, were you fucking not gonna take this? Listen what I say. Someone just abducted my fucking wife, you asshole.

• 30:41Matt McCusker?

  Shout out to the bro.

• 30:42Speaker 03

  True.

• 30:43Matt McCusker?

  He needs, I need to fucking, we need to get him in here, man.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  He'll come.

• 30:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, we gotta get him in here, bro. Get people, get our fuck, get the bag up, man. We can all get shredded. We should take our shirts off for him and just fucking smother him.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  Dude, I would, he would murder me.

• 30:57Matt McCusker?

  You think so?

• 30:58Speaker 03

  If he was like, pop your top off. Devastating. He might change my life, though. That's what he does. He motivates people. I could give him a hug and be like, thank you, bro.

• 31:05Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 31:06Speaker 03

  I needed to be publicly humiliated on the internet.

• 31:07Matt McCusker?

  I saw a guy who popped his shirt off and then proposed to his girlfriend.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  Thank you, man.

• 31:11Matt McCusker?

  At the Army convention.

• 31:13Speaker 03

  Proposes to his girlfriend at the Andy Elliot Army with his shirt off?

• 31:16Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he popped his shirt off. Andy big upped him. Which I will say, you know, everyone likes to say, you know, the dark side of it is the body shaming, all that stuff. That's not great, but imagine Elliot being like, bro, you're so fucking jacked right now.

• 31:28Speaker 03

  That would be nice.

• 31:28Matt McCusker?

  And then he proposed to your wife and Elliot's just like, let's fucking go.

• 31:32Speaker 03

  That would be sick.

• 31:33Matt McCusker?

  That would be so sick.

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:34Matt McCusker?

  You watch the video like ten years later and you're like, yeah, this was a good idea.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Having Andy Elliot get hyped on you would be so sick. But yeah, when you, when she leaves you, you're back to being fat. You're watching your fucking wedding tape.

• 31:44Matt McCusker?

  Time to grind.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  You're sitting there, nah, that is bum time, dude. Dude, I used to be skinny. Andy Elliot said I was jacked at my wedding. Yeah, I have a bump.

• 31:56Matt McCusker?

  Having your marriage fall apart and all you have left is your video of you shirtless at the Elliot Army.

• 32:04Matt McCusker?

  That'd be devastating. Although that guy's fucking probably making six figures a month, dude. He's five a month, so you know, shut the fuck up.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  Six figs grinding.

• 32:13Matt McCusker?

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• 32:56Matt McCusker?

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• 33:43Matt McCusker?

  And for a limited time only, get a free immune support bundle, including omega-3 fish oil and vitamin D3 plus K2 with your first subscription to AG1 Next Gen or AG1 Pro. That's drinkag1.com/secretpod. Man, dude, I didn't, I didn't, so I started to say I didn't finish the race.

• 34:00Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. I'll stop cutting you off.

• 34:02Matt McCusker?

  No, dude, totally fine.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  Stimmed up, dude. I'm bumped up.

• 34:05Matt McCusker?

  It's stim vs. stim right now.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  It's bump city.

• 34:09Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, dude, it was supposed to be hard sand. So I show up and I was kinda nervous. I was like, fuck, man. He ran the 630 on a treadmill, which I knew like, you know, like it's not battling the elements. So I had that on my side, but I was like, still 15 seconds ahead of me. But we get there and there's like this hurricane that's just like bouncing around the ocean right now. And apparently there was a storm, I guess a week or two before I came there that like transformed the entire beach. So he was, you know, he stays there all summer. So he was like, he knew it was like, yeah, it's hard sand. We'll be fine. I show up, dude, it was like soft, like inches of soft sand. So we had to run like three lifeguard stands down, which is a half a mile and back. So it was like a

• 34:50Matt McCusker?

  whole mile. Dude, the first quarter mile was fucking soft, super, super soft, like top of the beach soft sand. That was, I don't know if it was dry. I can't even, I don't know if it was dry or wet or what, but it was fucking like your whole foot sank down in it. So we did a quarter mile in that and I'm checking my pace. He was pushing like a five minute 30 second mile and fucking like the softest sand imaginable. And I'm just trailing. I'm like, there's no way you're like, this is

• 35:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, if he gets that, you gotta tip your hat.

• 35:20Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was like, this is suicide. So I kinda slowed down behind him and he eventually slowed down. And then we got to that third lifeguard stand and we came around and I was just gonna follow him the whole way, but I was like, let me push the pace a little bit and see what he's got in the tank. Pushed the pace, turned around and he was, he was lagging. So I was like, oh, he's playing with my head, man. He's gonna fucking come flying up behind me. So I like gave it a good quarter mile push again. Turned around. I was like, oh my God, he was back there.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:46Matt McCusker?

  And then I forgot there, I had pushed the pace, but now I have to do a whole other quarter mile and like the softest fucking sand imaginable. So I was dying and then I was like, all right, I see the finish line and Chloe was like, pick me up. And I honestly picked her up.

• 36:00Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 36:00Matt McCusker?

  Wholesome as hell. It was, it was a quiet.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  It was wholesome.

• 36:03Matt McCusker?

  It's a quiet flex though.

• 36:04Speaker 03

  It was, it was wholesome, but the flex.

• 36:06Matt McCusker?

  Coming off the mile.

• 36:06Speaker 03

  You gotta come from his perspective on this.

• 36:08Matt McCusker?

  It's a flex.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  The flex of a guy holding his, his child.

• 36:10Matt McCusker?

  Picking up.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Crossing the finish line.

• 36:12Matt McCusker?

  She's 35 pounds.

• 36:14Speaker 03

  Going, thank you, God. Thank you. I love my beautiful family. And you're back there dying and fucking shit.

• 36:20Matt McCusker?

  He was in the Sriracha singlet. He was in a Sriracha singlet.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  And in a singlet.

• 36:24Matt McCusker?

  But he had the shorts.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  I also, I was telling you, props to him for not, I would have, second you took the lead.

• 36:30Matt McCusker?

  Dude, he-

• 36:30Speaker 03

  I would have sat in the sand. I would have laid in the sand and gone in the water.

• 36:35Matt McCusker?

  That's what I said.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  I'm like, dude, you took that seriously? That's so gay. I was just fucking with you to try to make you run a mile.

• 36:41Matt McCusker?

  No, I, I had nothing but respect because he, he pushed it so hard, finished it out after coming off of like a pretty serious medical thing.

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:50Matt McCusker?

  And it was like, dude, you are a fucking psycho. Just trained for a month and then, dude, it was real the hardest shit. It was the hardest kind of race I've ever done.

• 36:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:58Matt McCusker?

  Just running in sand.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Your, your wife sent me some videos. It was nice.

• 37:01Matt McCusker?

  And she did the start off and then-

• 37:02Speaker 03

  The start off was so mean to her.

• 37:03Matt McCusker?

  Start off was so funny.

• 37:04Speaker 03

  She was like, these two fat boys are running. I was like-

• 37:07Matt McCusker?

  She's so mean to me, dude.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's funny.

• 37:08Matt McCusker?

  She's so my breath all the time.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  She was so proud of you though.

• 37:10Matt McCusker?

  She was proud.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  When you came back.

• 37:12Matt McCusker?

  She was pumped, but it was also like-

• 37:13Speaker 03

  But yeah, if you're an onlooker, you gotta be like, damn, this guy's an insane person.

• 37:17Matt McCusker?

  We were getting some weird looks because we were like right with each other running, like trudging through the sand. But then afterwards, there was like a, I guess he was a, I met one of the lifeguards there. He's a fan of the cast. He's a man. But there was another guy who was fucking sprinting after we were done. I think one of the lifeguards-

• 37:31Speaker 03

  You got him charged up.

• 37:32Matt McCusker?

  Got him charged up and he was sprinting.

• 37:34Speaker 03

  He said, nobody's gonna outwork me. Nobody's gonna outwork me today.

• 37:38Matt McCusker?

  He was sprinting in the fucking sand. But yeah, the race was sick. But dude, I watched a thing today on Twitter where a marathon mom, like the, you know, runner lady, her whole family was there and her kid, same situation was like, reached out like, mom, pick me up. And she blew past her whole family. And it was just like, fuck off and cross the finish line. It was like,

• 37:59Matt McCusker?

  couldn't do that because it was in, there was a part of me being like, I don't want to fuck up my time, but I was like, I gotta pick up my sweet angel, trot her across the finish. But I think I did probably like seven something, I think. Actually, let me check. I think I did like-

• 38:11Speaker 03

  Seven something in the sand is-

• 38:12Matt McCusker?

  It's not bad.

• 38:12Speaker 03

  You're moving, bro.

• 38:13Matt McCusker?

  I, I was, it felt so fucking slow. But it was cool. It was a good, uh, you know, it was all, to me, I was like ready to trash talk, but I was like, no, it was, it was all, all props to the Hoss man because that was for real, like an insane display that he was able to do that. I can't find my fucking workouts. It was about seven something.

• 38:34Speaker 03

  That's something to be proud of.

• 38:37Matt McCusker?

  Whatever.

• 38:38Speaker 03

  Now you should be proud.

• 38:39Matt McCusker?

  I hit the track. I got back to Monday. I hit the Tuesday. Hit the track hard again. I just thought I was gonna die. That was after my cortisol spike. I was like, I gotta, I ran the day after my cortisol spaz and for real thought I was having a heart attack.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  What is cortisol?

• 38:53Matt McCusker?

  It's a stress hormone. It's just like a.

• 38:55Speaker 03

  So you spike your stress with?

• 38:58Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I should read the whole post. I just saw the graphic.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Any excuse to fucking chug some Joe in the morning.

• 39:04Matt McCusker?

  I was like, you know what, Huberman, you're making a lot of sense right now. Let me just crush. So I need to drink more coffee earlier. That way my cortisol crashes.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  It's the same excuse people like, you're supposed to drink wine. It's good for you. No, you're not.

• 39:16Matt McCusker?

  Apparently that study.

• 39:17Speaker 03

  Rest of the study.

• 39:18Matt McCusker?

  Well, the study apparently was completely funded by like alcohol. Yeah, like 100 wine. Wine did the Resveratrol. That was their big thing. There was an antioxidant in grapes called Resveratrol. That's apparently good for you.

• 39:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:31Matt McCusker?

  And they always go to Europe. They're like, this is why your pee is so healthy. They drink wine with every meal.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  I think it's probably also a social thing. You know, if you're hanging out with people, you're gonna have a happier.

• 39:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 39:42Speaker 03

  Better life. You're less likely to.

• 39:43Matt McCusker?

  That's what they say.

• 39:44Speaker 03

  Lay around and get sick.

• 39:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's the chill. It's the vibe.

• 39:47Speaker 03

  It's the B Dubs.

• 39:48Matt McCusker?

  It's the B Dubs Council.

• 39:48Speaker 03

  I hit a B Dubs Council in, uh, Grand Rapids, Michigan.

• 39:52Matt McCusker?

  Did you really?

• 39:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:53Matt McCusker?

  How was it?

• 39:53Speaker 03

  Hit the council for the UFC on Saturday.

• 39:55Matt McCusker?

  That's nice.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was great.

• 39:57Matt McCusker?

  You went to the Dubs?

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, assembled the council.

• 39:59Matt McCusker?

  That's nice.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  The council was me, Sam Talon and Sam Morril. Good council.

• 40:04Matt McCusker?

  That is good. Also, B Dubs is approved by RFK Jr.

• 40:08Speaker 03

  No, because of the seed oils?

• 40:09Matt McCusker?

  They use the towel. Yeah, they do the beef towel.

• 40:11Speaker 03

  It was approved.

• 40:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  You're just following orders.

• 40:14Matt McCusker?

  You're just a soldier following orders.

• 40:15Speaker 03

  I was listening to the fucking, fine, I'll go to B Dubs. What's your, uh, what's your stance on 32 ounce Bud Lights?

• 40:22Matt McCusker?

  And you're obviously, they're good for you.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  There's no seed oils.

• 40:25Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I mean, if two, if two a day are good for you, why not 18?

• 40:28Speaker 03

  Why not have two pitchers? Yeah, that's good.

• 40:33Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, man, that was a, it was a sick week, man. We did the, we did the beach. The beach was very fun, like hanging with the fam and then just did the dreaded show at the Atlantic City Ocean Casino Resort. Why was it so dreaded? Dude, it was. I thought you did great. It was fun. Sure you did great. It was good. It was just new stuff, dude. It was, I pigged out, trying to do that much new. It was psycho. It was an absolute psycho move. Yeah. But it was, it was fun. My heart, my heart was in it. Yeah. I just got too, I got too pumped on the John Martin documentary. Cause the whole time they would, uh, they would talk about how like he was, he was like a really good musician and he would work with like labels and stuff and they'd be like, bro, you're,

• 41:12Matt McCusker?

  you got the goods. Just here, make this one album. You're good. And he would go, couldn't do it. I'd have to make what I wanted. He'd make the weirdest bullshit and it would never work out.

• 41:23Matt McCusker?

  Fuck yeah. It was tight though. He was just like, yeah, well I could have done that. Why would I do that? He's like, I'd rather just play what I want. And then he's like, it just is what it is. Which, you know, I'm not, I'm not liking myself to JM, obviously. Nah, I see it. But it was, it heartened me. It was like, just do the stuff you like doing and just have fun. So, it's cool. Yeah. He was just, it was, him and his bro would hit the bar, just crush pints, play a show in like a theater hall. And he goes, well, you couldn't get back to the pub fast enough. They would go back, crush the Guinnesses.

• 41:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I was thinking about, I kept sending you all the things on the plane. That shit fires me up. Eventually, yeah, but it all, it ended, the ending was rough. It was definitely a cautionary tale. It's gonna be a crash landing. It was a complete crash landing. His diet, so like the funny part was, is like, they started the documentary, the starting point was that like he was laid up in a neck brace. Cause he had been driving drunk and crashed. Get a fucking neck brace. He had the brace and he crashed into a cow in the countryside and got like fucked up. He drunk, he drunk. Fucking sick dude. It's a hell of a run dude. Hell of a run. I know. And then he just. Drunk hit a cow in a neck brace? Drunk, no, the neck brace is what hit the cow. He got fucked. No, I know. I'm saying, that's how, like, I mean, that's a legend.

• 42:33Matt McCusker?

  And then there's like pancreas, one of them, something exploded his spleen, couldn't drink. And then all he would do is drink whiskey and eat, uh, pickled eggs. That was the doctor, like, you gotta get it together. And he's like, all right, whiskey and a pickled egg diet. Just farting himself in your blimp.

• 42:49Speaker 03

  The worst farts of all time. He was a big guy at the end.

• 42:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he was a big boy.

• 42:52Speaker 03

  Big dog eating fucking eggs and whiskey.

• 42:54Matt McCusker?

  He was like a, if you look up old videos of John Martin, he was just like a, like a thin rock star type. And he became a for real big dog.

• 43:02Speaker 03

  Whiskey and eggs is crazy. He'd be a freak.

• 43:05Matt McCusker?

  Whiskied eggs and he had like a mangled foot and then they chopped off at the end of the documentary.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  It smelled so bad.

• 43:10Matt McCusker?

  Oh, it was crazy. Dude, they wheel, he was doing like, he was for real like a huge musician. And he like was off the road for a while and it ends with him just doing a show in a pub. He was like a, like he had like a cult following.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  Exactly where he wanted to be.

• 43:24Matt McCusker?

  Awesome dude, it's for real. He just goes back to a small Irish pub and just fucking rips a show for like forty people.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  I'm telling you dude, that's heaven.

• 43:30Matt McCusker?

  Can't, can't get up. It really was. Sitting down, he can't stand up anymore.

• 43:34Speaker 03

  I'm sure everything hurt, but.

• 43:36Matt McCusker?

  No dude, he couldn't get there. And then the funniest, the funniest part was, he didn't think of any of the legit, so he just showed up and like no one had any idea where to plug anything in. He just was like, ah fuck, I didn't plan this out at all. To his dying day.

• 43:49Speaker 03

  It'll work out though.

• 43:50Matt McCusker?

  Dude's a man, I mean, he's a fucking man. He's, he's.

• 43:52Speaker 03

  If I, if I end up back at Kelly's. Great run.

• 43:56Matt McCusker?

  Huge bro.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:57Matt McCusker?

  Sit down at the stool.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  Sit there and go.

• 43:59Matt McCusker?

  Missing foot.

• 44:00Speaker 03

  You guys wanna hear a Trump impression?

• 44:04Speaker 03

  Give me another Guinness, I'll do a Trump impression.

• 44:08Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's the fucking bro dude. John Martin's absolute beast. He was, I think Eric Clapton covered one of his songs, then him. He was like, he hung with like the big dogs. And also, uh, dude, who was he? Phil Collins. Him and Phil Collins got divorced at the same time.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  Oh nice.

• 44:26Matt McCusker?

  And just lived in a house together and both worked on separate albums and they'd be in like recording and they'd have to take turns like fighting with their ex-wives. And Phil Collins was like, it was honestly like one of the saddest periods of my life, hanging out with that guy. But he goes, I got a great album out of it and the guy was a fucking man. They would both be in the, they, was that, yeah, that's dude, look at that, give that bro to the, give him his respects dude. Show him to the cam man. John Martin, final form, absolute fucking beast.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  Let me take a look at that form.

• 44:55Matt McCusker?

  One fucking foot in the pub in the chair. He's so fu, dude's so fucking sick. I've been studying all the songs. He does like crazy, every song's in like the weirdest tuning possible. He just completely rearranged, what?

• 45:08Speaker 03

  He's hammered.

• 45:12Matt McCusker?

  And his live performances, let me see that, John, let me, let me let the bro fucking glimpse this. Bro, that is absolute heaven, bro.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  That's Kelly's pump.

• 45:22Matt McCusker?

  Wheelchair at the pub.

• 45:24Speaker 03

  That's Kelly's pump, dude.

• 45:26Matt McCusker?

  He's the best.

• 45:28Matt McCusker?

  He's for real the best. Let me show you the before, the before and afters, crazy.

• 45:32Speaker 03

  I see it.

• 45:33Matt McCusker?

  Yep, there he was.

• 45:36Matt McCusker?

  There he was, just slowly.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  He must have been eating a ton of those eggs.

• 45:39Matt McCusker?

  Oh, bro, he got so big.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  So many eggs.

• 45:43Matt McCusker?

  Well, I think one of his organs, one of his organs exploded. He turned into Robotnik, dude.

• 45:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he's truly the fucking man. All of his live performances, he's like, you can hear how coked out he is the entire time. He's like, hello, and all that, whatever, okay, now, yeah. I've been wearing this shirt for seven days in a row, you want to sit down, win from me? Ah, come on now, let's do it, dude. Him and his bro did an album for a, or a, like a promo for an album where they were like supposed to be like boxers in a ring, just that was like the picture. And then out of nowhere, like while they're taking pictures, he just slugged his boy.

• 46:19Speaker 03

  Obviously, obviously.

• 46:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he was absolutely the fucking man. Yeah, John Martin, he's, I've been getting real deep into his stuff.

• 46:29Speaker 03

  Are you excited for Oasis?

• 46:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I'm fucking pumped. I'm very pumped on those guys.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  We're gonna go see Oasis in Chicago.

• 46:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that'll be nice.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  Very exciting.

• 46:37Matt McCusker?

  That's, that's the best part. I like when guys do like in between songs, they just talk and fuck around.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Those, they're like the funniest.

• 46:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I caught him doing it. He's got it down. He's nice.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  They're both, I watch, I watch their videos as much as I watch them, listen to their music.

• 46:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's awesome.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Their YouTube videos of them just talking shit.

• 46:52Matt McCusker?

  So fucking funny.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  They had one interview where they, I love it, when he's like, how do you handle a hangover? He's back to the pub, don't dwell on it. Fuck yeah.

• 47:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, English guys get after it, dude. English guys don't fuck around. Apparently the pints in America, I've learned, are, they're a lost art. In England, it's like a whole, it's like as much detail as we put into like latte art, over there, like getting that foam top on the beer is like a whole different thing. Their beer's more carbonated, apparently. So they want to, they fill, they overfill the beer on purpose to get that fucking.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  All this talk's making me want to split the G a little.

• 47:28Matt McCusker?

  I have, I have an English bro who tasked me, he goes, if you, he showed me a picture of a pint, he goes, if you know anywhere that serves a pint like this, let me know, I need, I need it, bro.

• 47:38Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, I have a, I do like the, I'm on a big English kick right now.

• 47:42Speaker 03

  It's good, they're funny.

• 47:43Matt McCusker?

  They are. They're very funny. Did you see the meme of like the archetypal, uh, English life? Or life of an English guy and it's like, no, it's just like a, it's like a.

• 47:52Speaker 03

  True, a true Brexit geezer.

• 47:55Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it's just like a seven step point list or checklist where it's like, you know, go to uni, graduate, Thailand trip with the boys, job here, beat wife, die.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  It's so funny. Shit rocks.

• 48:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they're good bros. The English are good bros. We definitely check out the, uh, I think there's a couple of John Martin documentaries, but dude, it's, fuck, this one is like, I watched it. I was like, damn, this is fucked.

• 48:20Matt McCusker?

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• 48:24Speaker 03

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• 48:26Matt McCusker?

  Superbowl.

• 48:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. What, what are you most excited about for the upcoming season?

• 48:29Matt McCusker?

  Superbowl.

• 48:30Speaker 03

  Superbowl. Can't wait for the Superbowl.

• 48:32Matt McCusker?

  I'm a Superbowl guy.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  I'll tell you what, Josh Allen, he's gonna have a heck of a year. I'm excited to see what Aaron Rodgers does with the, with the Steelers.

• 48:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  I'm a big fan of Aaron Rodgers and he's a great guy. I've, I've met him personally and he's extremely nice. And if you don't cheer for him, you're just being a punk.

• 48:47Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 48:48Speaker 03

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• 49:26Matt McCusker?

  Yes.

• 49:27Speaker 03

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• 49:29Matt McCusker?

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• 49:34Speaker 03

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• 49:36Speaker 04

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• 49:41Speaker 03

  Enough of this cute shit.

• 49:45Speaker 03

  Alright.

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• 50:00Speaker 03

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  Get my YouTube channel and just check it out, please. You fall every time. Every time you get up from your fucking little cutesy thing. Uh, hey guys, I just added a bunch of shows just now. Uh, buy tickets, buy tickets, please. I just, uh... That's like four feet away from where you were. It's a crazy size. He's trying to get out of the camera. The camera got, he saw that red light, it got to him.

• 50:27Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah. Goodbye. Bye. I'm gonna peep that. But that's what he loved to do. I watched a way worse documentary. Did I tell you this last week about the cameraman in Iraq? No. Don't watch it. I forget what it's called. It was this guy who like, it's a, it's a good documentary, but the way it ends is fucking horrific. What happens? That he's following soldiers around, they shoot an Iraqi and let him die. Okay. Like, they like drag him, because by law, we're supposed to, the United States is supposed to try to revive someone. Okay. Or like help them. Was it a civilian? No, it was, he had a gun. He was shooting at them. Oh, alright. So they were like, yeah, but it's on camera. He just sits there and films this guy die. And you see the guy like...

• 51:11Speaker 03

  Like it's, it's fucked. That's the enemy. Of course, but, you know. Watching it's fucked up. Filming it's crazy. But you have to revive the guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? We're supposed to at least give him medical attention. We are the nicest, dude. Yeah, we could destroy... Yeah.

• 51:28Matt McCusker?

  What's so weird? It is weird. Like, you have to shoot them, but you also have to try to revive them. I mean, it's nice. I get the point. It's nice. But that's also fucking weird. Like, I guess you don't. I guess you want to just-

• 51:39Speaker 03

  Well, these guys didn't.

• 51:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:40Speaker 03

  They were sitting there like, fuck you, dude.

• 51:42Matt McCusker?

  If someone-

• 51:42Speaker 03

  While he's laying there dying, the guy that one of the troops comes over is like, oh, yo, you thought you were fucking cool a second ago. Now look at you. You're fucking dead.

• 51:48Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, if someone was shooting at me, I'd be angry as well, though.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  I'd be furious, yeah. Especially after all the things they've seen.

• 51:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  Like, you saw your friends get shot.

• 51:55Matt McCusker?

  Yes, exactly. That's such a weird rule.

• 51:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, if somebody harmed you and I saw them dying, I wouldn't be like, help them.

• 52:01Matt McCusker?

  If somebody tried to end my life, I wouldn't be like, alright, guys, timeout. Because then you can also get shot while you're helping the guy.

• 52:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:08Matt McCusker?

  Unless, I mean, did they have-

• 52:08Speaker 03

  No, they pulled him into like a-

• 52:09Matt McCusker?

  Pulled him into the shelter?

• 52:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:10Matt McCusker?

  And just talk shit to him?

• 52:11Speaker 03

  Yeah. Put a blanket over his head. They're like, he's dead. Clearly not dead.

• 52:16Matt McCusker?

  Well, you can, but you can still talk shit to them and try to, like, put a Band-Aid on them.

• 52:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:20Matt McCusker?

  And this guy just filmed the whole thing?

• 52:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:22Matt McCusker?

  So that was his, I thought you-

• 52:23Speaker 03

  This guy was fucked, though. He was, he was an Australian dude and he was, he got to Iraq right away. Like, right before the war started.

• 52:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  And he got, like, embedded with a bunch of people, but he became like a liaison between Al Qaeda. So Al Qaeda was giving him their tapes to give to the press. And he would go out with them at night.

• 52:45Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 52:46Speaker 03

  And film them firing mortars into, like, US bases.

• 52:50Matt McCusker?

  Does he die yet? I thought you were gonna tell me this guy dies.

• 52:53Speaker 03

  He makes it.

• 52:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  Yeah. What's it called?

• 52:59Speaker 03

  No. It's older, yeah.

• 53:05Speaker 00

  I see one called The Cameraman's Story from 2003. And another one called, no, that can't be right. Honduras?

• 53:15Matt McCusker?

  That's kind of, how the fuck do you even set that up? Like, yo, guys, I'm gonna, can I have some of your-

• 53:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, I guess it is only the dead. Yeah, Michael Ware's guys. Yeah, that must be it. Unless there's a different Australian- Version of that.

• 53:28Matt McCusker?

  Is that how that ends?

• 53:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, Al Zawahiri's in it. Yeah, that's it.

• 53:30Matt McCusker?

  Is that how it ends?

• 53:31Speaker 03

  That's how it ends, is him filming a guy die for like ten minutes.

• 53:34Matt McCusker?

  Does the soldiers get in trouble?

• 53:36Speaker 03

  I bet the soldiers got in trouble.

• 53:37Matt McCusker?

  Oh, man, what a dick.

• 53:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:38Matt McCusker?

  Why'd he film that?

• 53:40Speaker 03

  I don't know, but.

• 53:41Matt McCusker?

  I guess it's his job to like.

• 53:42Speaker 03

  When you watch it, you, there's, I know you can't understand, we can't understand.

• 53:45Matt McCusker?

  No, watching a guy die in real life.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Watching a guy die and seeing dudes be like, fuck him, it's like.

• 53:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 53:51Speaker 03

  This is some harsh.

• 53:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, it's literally the harshest.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  It's the worst thing ever.

• 53:54Matt McCusker?

  The meanest you can be.

• 53:55Speaker 03

  It's the worst thing. I was just laying on the couch, watching like. The fuck? I gotta play with the Toledo Rockets. Dude, we gotta get some action.

• 54:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but if you're like, I mean, it's not even competitive, would not even be the word, but like. I'd be, you'd be so charged up, dude. You're in a firefight.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:11Matt McCusker?

  I, I couldn't, you're not even thinking clearly. That's when people talk about like cops and shit. It's like, dude, so they just got shot at.

• 54:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:16Matt McCusker?

  So, yeah, they emptied a clip in him. It's like, it's not nice. You shouldn't do that. But it's like, bro, I'd be, I'd spaz the fuck out.

• 54:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:22Matt McCusker?

  I can hardly not spaz like driving with my wife.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  Dude, they, the footage of him filming, it's like night vision of all the Al Qaeda guys is like, it's scary, bro.

• 54:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude.

• 54:33Speaker 03

  And it was right when David, his name's David Pearl, right? The guy got his head, the journalist?

• 54:38Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no.

• 54:38Speaker 03

  That got beheaded. So this guy, this guy was crazy. He was like willing to, he's like, yeah, I'll meet up with you guys.

• 54:44Matt McCusker?

  I'll get the scoop.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  They might cut my head off, but.

• 54:46Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 54:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:47Matt McCusker?

  Damn.

• 54:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, they show that a little. They show the pearl thing a little. In the documentary, that's a tough one.

• 54:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's fucked up.

• 54:54Speaker 03

  It's really, they like show it right before they cut his head and then they, you hear his, the audio of it.

• 54:59Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 54:59Speaker 03

  It's so bad.

• 55:00Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 55:01Speaker 03

  It's like the most, no.

• 55:03Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 55:03Speaker 03

  It's never a clean sweat.

• 55:04Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true.

• 55:05Speaker 03

  It's a knife. It's literally a.

• 55:06Matt McCusker?

  Oh, Jesus, man.

• 55:07Speaker 03

  It's a saw every time.

• 55:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's really bad.

• 55:12Matt McCusker?

  Oh, that's true.

• 55:13Speaker 03

  I don't know if you guys knew that. The Iraq war was bad.

• 55:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:16Speaker 03

  So I just found out. It's 2025.

• 55:19Matt McCusker?

  I'm still confused how they even like fight wars now with all the technology. It's like. It's crazy. Like you have satellites giving you all the imaging.

• 55:26Speaker 03

  You'd think though, but Ukraine, Russia is fucking like trench warfare.

• 55:31Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  Just with shitty like Walmart drones.

• 55:34Matt McCusker?

  God damn.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  Just come in and blow you up.

• 55:37Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but like, oh, man, I guess every, I guess everyone, not everyone, but I guess the major powers have competing technology, so.

• 55:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:44Matt McCusker?

  You can like do like signal blockers.

• 55:46Speaker 03

  Russia would be going wild.

• 55:49Matt McCusker?

  You would think, are they not? Didn't hundreds of thousands of people die?

• 55:52Speaker 03

  No, they, yeah, a lot, but I just mean like the technology. It's so weird. The technology now is like you set up fucking like fishing wire above your line so drones can't come in. So there's just like lines. Yeah, there's just wires everywhere.

• 56:06Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 56:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's fucked up.

• 56:08Matt McCusker?

  Oh, so it's a little like.

• 56:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's like trench warfare with a canopy of like tiny wires.

• 56:14Matt McCusker?

  Stop the drones.

• 56:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's crazy.

• 56:17Matt McCusker?

  That's fucking scary.

• 56:18Speaker 03

  The scariest, yeah, dude, watch, I mean, don't watch it.

• 56:21Matt McCusker?

  I guess it's like, it'd have to, the canopy would have to be like the sides blockaded too. So you have like a tunnel.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  Every once in a while, I've seen drone footage of one getting into like a tunnel.

• 56:29Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:30Matt McCusker?

  And the drones are just like doing little robot attacks?

• 56:33Speaker 03

  Drones, they're literally like.

• 56:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, yeah, like the shitty Walmart drones, but they, are they weaponized?

• 56:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, they just tie a fucking grenade to it.

• 56:40Matt McCusker?

  Ah.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  It's so scary.

• 56:42Matt McCusker?

  Oh, man.

• 56:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, dude, let's, yeah, we gotta all come to the table, dude.

• 56:46Speaker 03

  You gotta come, they came to the table this week.

• 56:48Matt McCusker?

  I heard.

• 56:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:49Matt McCusker?

  That's good.

• 56:50Speaker 03

  It was nice. I watched the Trump dog, Zelensky, Macron, I watched them at a table. They were buddies.

• 56:56Matt McCusker?

  But there was no Russians at the table.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  Putin was not there. They're trying to get Putin.

• 57:00Matt McCusker?

  He sent one of his bros?

• 57:01Speaker 03

  No, it was just, I think it was like a securities guarantee. I forget exactly what that is with Ukraine.

• 57:06Matt McCusker?

  Isn't it going in the way of like Russia's gonna get a little bit of Ukraine? I don't think they're gonna take it over completely.

• 57:11Speaker 03

  That's like the problem.

• 57:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 57:13Speaker 03

  Zelensky is saying, we're not gonna concede that territory.

• 57:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 57:17Speaker 03

  And, but also we won't join NATO. That's kind of the, it's kind of the big thing.

• 57:24Matt McCusker?

  Alright.

• 57:25Speaker 03

  And I think Russia wants Ukraine to demilitarize, which.

• 57:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 57:31Speaker 03

  If I'm Ukraine, I'm going, not so fast.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  Hold on a second.

• 57:38Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. They're just like completely coming in with tanks.

• 57:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're gonna leave, but you don't, you don't get to have guns anymore.

• 57:44Matt McCusker?

  Oh.

• 57:45Speaker 03

  We'll be back in five years.

• 57:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. I don't know, maybe, I mean, yeah.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  That's why I like seeing Trump on the roof, dude. When he was walking around the roof.

• 57:54Matt McCusker?

  What was he doing on the roof?

• 57:55Speaker 03

  He was just up there taking a walk. He was on the roof of the White House. Reporters were like, Mr. President, what are you doing? He was just.

• 58:02Speaker 03

  Going for a walk. I like that. Before you go to the negotiating table, stroll around on the roof like fucking Zeus at Spud's house. Yeah, dude, this guy's retarded as fuck.

• 58:13Matt McCusker?

  You just took a roof stroll?

• 58:14Speaker 03

  Took a mad dog walk, dude.

• 58:16Matt McCusker?

  Was it like a, like a?

• 58:17Speaker 03

  There's nothing out there. There's no like garden or anything. The roof is like HVAC units. He was just walking around up there. What are you up there?

• 58:27Matt McCusker?

  Hopefully they figure it out, man, because we got.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  That's good, though, before a meeting.

• 58:30Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, get on the roof.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  Stand on the roof, watch the, watch your guests come in.

• 58:34Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  Like Batman.

• 58:36Matt McCusker?

  I mean, dude, and I'm, I'm still mystified, like, how much, like, it's a dumb question, but like, how much say does the president really have? And I, do they have like the final word for real? Or are there people being like, yo, bro, like, no, you have to? Because I guess they're just getting advised and then they have to.

• 58:50Speaker 03

  If we're talking deep state, I guess he's not, yeah.

• 58:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't know. You know what I mean? But it is tight to just get up on the roof and like, I'm making a big decision right now.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  I'm just thinking up here. He didn't even say he was thinking. He literally, a reporter yelled, and he goes, just taking a walk. Jesus Christ. I'm back, though. That's all it takes. Give me one fucking shot of him walking on the roof. I'm like, yo, that's the bro.

• 59:11Matt McCusker?

  Guys, if I see guys on the roof.

• 59:13Speaker 03

  I forgot about that.

• 59:14Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:15Speaker 03

  Forget about the fucking list, dude.

• 59:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the letter, the letter is, hopefully it's not real.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  They did, Trump continues to just do the best work of all time. Never bring it up.

• 59:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 59:27Speaker 03

  Just go, this will pass.

• 59:29Matt McCusker?

  It will.

• 59:29Speaker 03

  These fuckers will forget about it.

• 59:31Matt McCusker?

  It will. It'll pass. It'll, it will. It is, it is funny just to be like, bro, like, man, that's such fucking old, that's old hat, man.

• 59:38Speaker 03

  It's crazy.

• 59:39Matt McCusker?

  That's such old news.

• 59:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:41Matt McCusker?

  I've been, I've been seeing, uh, because it reminded me of that, because I used, a lot of the Dems use like weirdo on a lot of the repubs.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're hitting, they're hitting weird, yeah.

• 59:50Matt McCusker?

  I, now there's, I, I get a lot of like parenting stuff, and now there's people going viral, and they all do it. There's like, they all see one thing and then they start copying it, but there's a bunch of like parenting experts being like, don't make your kid weird. You know what I'm talking about. And everyone's like, yeah, it's just like a weird like, like, what are you talking about?

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  He's gonna be weird.

• 1:00:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  If you're a parent watching TikToks about not making them weird.

• 1:00:13Matt McCusker?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  You got a weird kid.

• 1:00:16Matt McCusker?

  I think.

• 1:00:17Speaker 03

  And my kid, who's been sitting on a couch watching me play Dynasty with Toledo, he's gonna beat the fuck out of your kid, dude.

• 1:00:22Matt McCusker?

  He's gonna chill.

• 1:00:23Speaker 03

  He's been watching grind the film, dude.

• 1:00:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but it's like, it is weird. They're coming out being, and it's like, I don't know if it's like purposely like to get people to like argue in the comments, but it's like, you need to make them not weird. It's your responsibility. And you know what I'm talking about. It's people being like, oh, I know what he's talking about. It's like, they're all fucking weird as hell.

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  Is it like homophobic?

• 1:00:42Matt McCusker?

  No, I, I, I don't think it is.

• 1:00:44Speaker 03

  Be like, dude, don't make your kid.

• 1:00:45Matt McCusker?

  Maybe, that would be funny.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  Fuck I'm talking about, dude. Don't make me say it. Your kid better not be weird.

• 1:00:51Matt McCusker?

  I don't know what they're talking about.

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  I don't want that gay shit at my school.

• 1:00:58Matt McCusker?

  That's been coming up for me a lot, just being like, you, it's your job to correct that. Teachers have to deal with weird kids and it's not fair. It's like, what are you saying?

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  I get it. I'm with the teachers on that.

• 1:01:09Matt McCusker?

  I, I, I.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  You having fucking weird ass kids show up to school?

• 1:01:13Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but they're like, you can't, that's just like, your parents are, I always, I always equated it to, if you had like, super nerd parents.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:21Matt McCusker?

  You're gonna raise a nerd. Same with fat.

• 1:01:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:24Matt McCusker?

  Fat families are a thing.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  There's no harm in the, the nerd kid.

• 1:01:29Matt McCusker?

  I mean, he's gonna just, I mean, as a teacher.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  As long as he's a smart nerd.

• 1:01:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Speaker 03

  That was, that was a big revelation.

• 1:01:35Matt McCusker?

  Dumb nerds, bro.

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  Dumb nerds. They're mostly dumb. It's not fucking Big Bang Theory. They're dumb as shit.

• 1:01:41Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  And they're mean dumb fuckers.

• 1:01:43Matt McCusker?

  I, I got fucked in college. I cheated off the nerdiest looking kid and he was a dumb nerd.

• 1:01:47Speaker 03

  Literally dumb as shit.

• 1:01:48Matt McCusker?

  Both got like 74, so I was like, what the fuck, dude?

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  Why do you look like that?

• 1:01:52Matt McCusker?

  You can't even walk normal. I figured you would ace this test.

• 1:01:55Speaker 03

  You walk fast as hell, dude. I thought you were the smartest kid alive.

• 1:01:58Matt McCusker?

  You walk at a 45 degree incline.

• 1:02:00Speaker 03

  So fast.

• 1:02:01Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was just like, this kid was like such a wretched nerd that I was like, bingo, here's my ticket through this class. I got a 75.

• 1:02:07Speaker 03

  Tom Hare's laughing because he's a dumb nerd. I would have thought you were a super genius, dude.

• 1:02:14Matt McCusker?

  He's a 45 degree angle guy, man. Like, he got me.

• 1:02:18Speaker 03

  90 pound fucking bookbag, dude.

• 1:02:21Matt McCusker?

  On his tippy toes at all times.

• 1:02:24Speaker 03

  Tippy toe walker, no friends, giant bookbag.

• 1:02:27Matt McCusker?

  Could have sworn.

• 1:02:27Speaker 03

  This kid's gonna get a 95.

• 1:02:28Matt McCusker?

  Bro, you'd think he would crush the bio exam.

• 1:02:32Matt McCusker?

  My mom gave me a booklet of like basically grade school of like all my report cards, pictures, all this stuff. Dude, I did so good from like first to third grade. I didn't really, I was like crushing it in school. I, I didn't, I don't even remember this. I had like, in first grade, I was in like the Garnet Valley newspaper for fucking spelling bee. Apparently I was a spelling whiz when I was little. I can't, I can't spell diarrhea still to save my life.

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  Diarrhea is.

• 1:02:58Matt McCusker?

  Every time I.

• 1:02:59Speaker 03

  Diarrhea is impossible.

• 1:03:00Matt McCusker?

  I might get a private tutor just to teach me how to spell diarrhea. Every time I try to write it in a text message, I, I try to write it like four times a week.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  So badly, it's not even, no one's close. Spell check's not even close.

• 1:03:11Matt McCusker?

  I can't.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  Do you mean daughter? It's like, no.

• 1:03:13Matt McCusker?

  Every time diarrhea, I'm like, dude, come on. You know what I'm talking about.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  You know exactly what I'm talking about.

• 1:03:19Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it's been really funny just going back through all my report cards. I was such a good little kid.

• 1:03:24Speaker 03

  I was, bro, I was the number one kid.

• 1:03:26Matt McCusker?

  You were, you were a good boy.

• 1:03:28Speaker 03

  Till seventh or eighth, till puberty.

• 1:03:30Matt McCusker?

  I think fourth. I think I got straight A's until like seventh or eighth grade. I turned bad in like fourth.

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  I remember I got a C. My last report card ever in eighth grade.

• 1:03:40Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  Had to call my parents.

• 1:03:42Matt McCusker?

  I was getting O's.

• 1:03:44Speaker 03

  Fucking C. And they were like, I don't give a fuck, dude.

• 1:03:46Matt McCusker?

  I was getting O's and VGs. Religion, I was O's, bro.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  I think when I was real young, like first and third, I was getting some, I was a bad kid.

• 1:03:54Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:55Matt McCusker?

  I was, I was a good boy, bro. I, I thought I was like bad when I was, I remember getting in trouble, but I was getting like, it was kind of nuts.

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  It wasn't like bad.

• 1:04:03Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was just getting like redirected a lot. Yeah. But no, I, I also, and it's funny looking.

• 1:04:08Speaker 03

  Like getting kicked out of school for being a sex pervert.

• 1:04:09Matt McCusker?

  No, that was off the table. I do, it's funny seeing like reading the shit you wrote as a kid.

• 1:04:15Speaker 03

  Keep cutting you off. I'm so sorry.

• 1:04:16Matt McCusker?

  Please, please.

• 1:04:17Speaker 03

  My dad would beat the fuck out of me if I got kicked out of a school for being a sex pervert.

• 1:04:22Matt McCusker?

  Wasn't, it wasn't an option, bro.

• 1:04:24Speaker 03

  I would get fucking, dude, I would get beat. I'd, yeah, he'd beat me up.

• 1:04:28Matt McCusker?

  No, that was.

• 1:04:28Speaker 03

  It wouldn't be like a, a belt or anything. It would be like a fistfight.

• 1:04:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  Beating.

• 1:04:33Matt McCusker?

  Dis- disrespect was a big one. If I like, if I, dress code violations, he'd be like, come on, man.

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:38Matt McCusker?

  If I was like disrespectful, I would get my ass kicked.

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  No offense to your parenting. I'm just putting myself in the shoes of them finding porn at school. I'm getting the fuck beat out of me.

• 1:04:51Speaker 00

  Well, that teacher shouldn't have went through my thing.

• 1:04:52Speaker 03

  For sure.

• 1:04:53Speaker 00

  And she was always, that guy's counsel, she was always on my ass. It was a whole long thing.

• 1:04:59Speaker 03

  That might be, that's a positive of having African American parents.

• 1:05:03Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:05:03Speaker 03

  Like, did you even have a warrant to go through his phone?

• 1:05:07Speaker 03

  My parents would have been like, you did the right thing, sir.

• 1:05:09Speaker 00

  They didn't, my mom, neither one of them did that. They were mad at it, but uh.

• 1:05:13Speaker 03

  Do you have a warrant? My son ain't no fucking sex pervert.

• 1:05:18Speaker 00

  No, it wasn't, it wasn't, I don't remember, man. That wasn't that big of a deal. I was sixteen and I was on the porn.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  Sixteen?

• 1:05:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, tenth grade, sixteen, yeah, sixteen then.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I guess that's old enough that I wouldn't have got my ass beat.

• 1:05:30Speaker 00

  Yeah. And the pictures were just.

• 1:05:34Speaker 03

  It was just pictures.

• 1:05:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, picture pics. Getting kicked out of school though, I would have got, it would have been the apocalypse. If I got kicked out, it would have been game over.

• 1:05:44Speaker 03

  I had in school suspension. My dad belted me.

• 1:05:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you get in trouble for it. When'd you get in school suspension?

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  Seventh, eighth.

• 1:05:51Matt McCusker?

  Ooh, grade school in school suspensions. Yeah, that's a death sentence.

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  Got the belt.

• 1:05:55Matt McCusker?

  By the time I got in high school, it wasn't, yeah, by the time.

• 1:05:58Speaker 03

  I didn't do anything that bad.

• 1:06:00Matt McCusker?

  What'd you do?

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Fucking laughed because my friend farted during Stations of the Cross.

• 1:06:03Matt McCusker?

  That's bullshit.

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  And then when I got detention, I yelled, he farted. And she was like, that's two in one day, that's in school suspension, you're out, get out. Stood in the hallway, cried, just going, my dad's gonna beat the fuck out of me. I called it.

• 1:06:18Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, my dad chilled. By the time we got to high school, it was just, you were just getting in trouble. It wasn't getting like, you weren't getting, because I got suspended in high school.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  It was crazy to belt me in high school, dude. I was like six three, two seventy.

• 1:06:30Matt McCusker?

  By then, yeah. By then, you're too big. By then, like, especially like, you know, me and my three brothers could have ganged up, try to fucking do some damn.

• 1:06:37Speaker 03

  I started beating Phil's ass.

• 1:06:38Matt McCusker?

  Did you?

• 1:06:39Speaker 03

  Junior and senior year. He would have won in a fistfight, but wrestling, I could tackle him and hold him down.

• 1:06:44Matt McCusker?

  I thought I could. I stepped up to my dad freshman year and he like picked me up and dropped my ass.

• 1:06:48Speaker 03

  Freshman sophomore year, he was still hitting me. Yeah, I told you, I got slapped in the face for drinking. Like, did you drink? No. Took my shirt off. I was like, I'll fucking fuck you right now, you fucking pussy. And I'd run back upstairs and cry, cry to my mom, then I'd run back downstairs and go, I'll fucking beat your fucking ass. You're a fucking drunk. I'm not a drunk.

• 1:07:10Matt McCusker?

  Just having like four fruit punch and vodka.

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  For real, I was wearing a white Michael Vick jersey. It's covered in fruit punch. And I kept coming down the steps, like, oh, you fucking piece of shit. He was drunk enough that he was talking shit back. He was like, yeah, right, pussy, I'll fuck you up.

• 1:07:26Speaker 03

  It's like, as a dad, you gotta be like, shut up. I think he actually tried to shut up like five times.

• 1:07:31Matt McCusker?

  I stepped to my dad one time, I think freshman year. I was like, what dude, what are you really gonna do? And he was, he just like stared at me for several seconds. It was like, get the fuck out of my face and go upstairs. And I was like, yeah, I was like, thank fucking god.

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Matt McCusker?

  I was so, I was like swaying on my feet drunk. And he was probably just tighty-whites, just being like, bro. Now, especially knowing how fucking angry they were, like dude, there was, they were fucking dying. Six kids, just working.

• 1:08:00Speaker 03

  One of them taking his shirt off, being like, you piece of shit, I'll beat your ass. Just going, dude, go to bed.

• 1:08:07Matt McCusker?

  Just doing hard.

• 1:08:08Speaker 03

  I was shad. I was full shad.

• 1:08:10Matt McCusker?

  Dude, hard, physical labor?

• 1:08:11Speaker 03

  The body cam video, the guy at the hospital, or the guy at the hotel. We didn't watch that?

• 1:08:16Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:08:17Speaker 03

  Oh, you would have loved it. It's just some, Chris O'Connor showed me. It's just this extremely drunk guy at a hotel. And the cops just keep being like, shad, go to bed. His name's Shane, S H A D.

• 1:08:27Matt McCusker?

  Shane is crazy.

• 1:08:28Speaker 03

  And he's like, no, no, I'm not going to bed. You motherfuckers. And like, Shane, come on dude, just go to bed. He's like, no, I'm not doing it. It's an hour of this guy.

• 1:08:37Matt McCusker?

  When you left, you put on cops.

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  Big body cam footage right now.

• 1:08:40Matt McCusker?

  You left a good video. The guy probably was beating his girlfriend. They were both kinda like coked up and drunk. And he was sitting outside and they were just like, dude, just, if you leave, all you gotta do is leave. All you gotta do is leave.

• 1:08:52Speaker 03

  I'm not leaving.

• 1:08:53Matt McCusker?

  Fucking out of here. And he would take his sneaker and be like, fuck! And he'd just throw it on the ground. And then finally, they like, he starts to walk away. And then one cop is like, kinda knowing, like dude, we can't send this. This guy's a loose cannon. They're like, come on, man. He's like, I thought you said I could leave. And they're like, no. You're under arrest. He's like, fine. Then he just goes to the car and just goes bang, slams his head. He goes, why'd you guys make me do that?

• 1:09:11Speaker 03

  They love doing that.

• 1:09:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's a sick move.

• 1:09:13Speaker 03

  There's my favorite one. I just watched recently. It was a domestic dispute. The, but it looked like it was clearly the lady.

• 1:09:20Matt McCusker?

  Ah, yeah.

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  Guy was all fucked up and she was fine. And, uh,

• 1:09:23Matt McCusker?

  Cops are good at sniffing that out.

• 1:09:24Speaker 03

  She had had a couple before that with different guys.

• 1:09:27Matt McCusker?

  Ah.

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  But they go, they go inside, they interview everybody and then they come back outside. She's the one who was like, get him, get him right now. She like walked up to the cops.

• 1:09:34Matt McCusker?

  I feel like that's the rule of thumb. The first person you see in a domestic dispute was the beater.

• 1:09:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:09:39Matt McCusker?

  I swear to God, every time.

• 1:09:40Speaker 03

  They spin her around to put the cuffs on the back of her shirt. It's a giant logo of a twisted T and it says it's a bad day to be a twisted T.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  So nice. Getting arrested in the bad day to be a twisted.

• 1:09:55Matt McCusker?

  I mean, you know how many people across the country caught the twisted fury from their wives and girlfriends?

• 1:10:02Matt McCusker?

  Just to hit you and call the cops.

• 1:10:03Speaker 03

  Metal dude. Full twisted metal.

• 1:10:06Matt McCusker?

  Uh, hits you and calls the cops. The cops come, you're just like, Jesus fucking Christ.

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:11Matt McCusker?

  Just got off of work.

• 1:10:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:13Matt McCusker?

  It's hell. That's truly hell. Yeah. I, I've never like, I constantly marvel at how hard the wheels can come off. In a home life and it's not that hard, dude. It can happen so easily. Just like, it's just not that hard. Especially if you grow up and you have like no decent example.

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:33Matt McCusker?

  And you just, now you're married and you're like, hold on a second. I remember what to do.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  Yeah. If she yells, I can make her stop yelling.

• 1:10:43Matt McCusker?

  Maybe my stepdad was right after all these.

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe my mom was a bitch and my stepdad was the fucking man. Yeah, I'm gonna hit her. I'm gonna see what happens. I'm gonna throw a fucking jab, throw a combo in the kitchen.

• 1:10:57Matt McCusker?

  I mean, it's crazy. There's no classes on that. If you grow up.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  On not hitting?

• 1:11:02Matt McCusker?

  Just on like, how did like coexist peacefully? Like, nobody knows how to do it even.

• 1:11:06Speaker 03

  No one can calm a lady down.

• 1:11:08Matt McCusker?

  Nobody can do it.

• 1:11:09Speaker 03

  No one on earth.

• 1:11:10Matt McCusker?

  But you said like, if you, you could barely read, you have, you're just, it's just your daily experience. You have like maybe an old grandfather who was like in the picture or worked at a factory. Now you gotta deal with an angry drunk lady.

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  And also, also you're wrecked.

• 1:11:24Matt McCusker?

  You're hammered.

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  You're hammered. It's a bad day to be a twisted. It was a terrible day to be a twisted.

• 1:11:31Matt McCusker?

  I'm not saying it's right, but it's like, it's, it's like, it's impos- it's an impossible situation for anyone to figure out, let alone somebody on like, maybe a seventh grade reading level. Being like, you're getting absolutely mind fucked by a lady after you're working at a job that sucks, and she's drunk and you're drunk. To try to peacefully figure your way out of that maze, I would say is impossible.

• 1:11:58Matt McCusker?

  Again, you can't hit them.

• 1:11:58Speaker 03

  Especially she, she swings first. It kinda hurts.

• 1:12:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:03Speaker 03

  You go, I didn't think that was gonna hurt. You fucking scratched my face.

• 1:12:05Matt McCusker?

  It hurts.

• 1:12:06Speaker 03

  Now you, now you go, I can't let you get close. You shoot the legs.

• 1:12:10Matt McCusker?

  Hey, you're just reacting. You're reacting.

• 1:12:11Speaker 03

  I can't let you get close. Shoot the legs. Fucking full on fucking, hams out him.

• 1:12:17Matt McCusker?

  The cops come and just beat the shit out of you.

• 1:12:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, then you get your ass beat by the cops.

• 1:12:20Matt McCusker?

  Cops come, kick your ass. Although I'm telling you, cops, I, I've just heard enough stories where they're pretty good at ferreting out when it was just a lady going nuts.

• 1:12:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:29Matt McCusker?

  Cause they'll come, I've heard enough people.

• 1:12:30Speaker 03

  Think if a guy goes nuts, it's obvious.

• 1:12:32Matt McCusker?

  That's kinda, I think, I think that's the case.

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Fucking damaged.

• 1:12:35Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:12:36Matt McCusker?

  That's, I think that's their indicator. It's like, yeah, you know, if this guy hit you, you'd be like, for real fucked up.

• 1:12:40Speaker 03

  Yeah. I don't know, I could be wrong. And usually those guys aren't fucking suddenly smart enough to be playing it cool in front of the cops.

• 1:12:46Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  Yeah. Usually they're back in the house and they're like, I have a gun in here. You have to fucking kill me. Get the fuck out of my house.

• 1:12:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Speaker 03

  I have a gun.

• 1:12:56Matt McCusker?

  I think if you just come up and just see a dude sitting on the front porch, just like, holding his head, you're like, alright, here's the victim, right?

• 1:13:01Speaker 03

  Got the nice back.

• 1:13:02Matt McCusker?

  If someone's just like, pacing their porch like.

• 1:13:05Speaker 03

  I do shit. Fuck off my property. You got a warrant?

• 1:13:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's hell, man. It can really descend into a hellscape so easily.

• 1:13:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:15Matt McCusker?

  It's terrible.

• 1:13:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:17Matt McCusker?

  And it's, I feel like it's, I'm not gonna say the norm, but it's like, if you're like a bad neighborhood, the houses, a lot of times.

• 1:13:25Speaker 03

  Well, now that it's criminalized.

• 1:13:27Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:13:28Matt McCusker?

  True, that's true.

• 1:13:29Speaker 03

  Back in the day, it was fully legal.

• 1:13:30Matt McCusker?

  It was legalized, bro.

• 1:13:32Speaker 03

  We were a little quiet.

• 1:13:33Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:34Speaker 03

  Then they said legalize it. We gotta legalize it, dude. Tired of this fucking government regulation.

• 1:13:40Matt McCusker?

  That must have been crazy to be the first group of dudes where they're like, no, no, no, no, no.

• 1:13:44Speaker 03

  I think it was like the 90s, dude. I think it was our parents.

• 1:13:46Matt McCusker?

  It was.

• 1:13:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, they true.

• 1:13:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:49Matt McCusker?

  True. We deal with pronouns. They have to deal with fucking not fucking absolutely gut punching.

• 1:13:53Speaker 03

  Not those in the combo. Not going straight to the body. Going straight to the body hooks.

• 1:13:57Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. I mean, yeah, you're in, you're deep into, you're deep in the ninth inning of an argument. It's like, no, you said this and you're like, I can't remember what I said. Yeah. I'm gonna do the annexation of Puerto Rico, dude.

• 1:14:09Speaker 03

  It's time.

• 1:14:09Matt McCusker?

  It's time.

• 1:14:10Speaker 03

  It's time for my trick play. The Philly special.

• 1:14:14Speaker 03

  Philly, Philly, dude. You get hit in the headset talking to the coach. Philly, Philly, you wanna run it?

• 1:14:19Matt McCusker?

  Yep.

• 1:14:19Speaker 03

  Let's run it.

• 1:14:20Matt McCusker?

  I still think we should legalize bouncer protocol. Cause if you're a bouncer, they get to deal with angry drunk women. You know how you have to do it? You have to get them on the side of your hip, fold their arms across their breasts and you can physically remove them from the establishment. That's legal.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:36Matt McCusker?

  If you don't feel like arguing anymore, you should be able to come here, fold her arms across her chest. Bouncer. Bouncer into another room and then just fuck sprint, bro.

• 1:14:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:45Matt McCusker?

  You can't back, you can't back yard. You'll be howling at the moon. You can't back yard them. But it's like.

• 1:14:51Speaker 03

  That's riding the tiger, though. You know what I mean? That's holding the tiger's ears. Holding the tiger by the ears. You go, I can't let go. I gotta toss you in the backyard.

• 1:15:00Matt McCusker?

  You should just have two safe rooms where you, that's like.

• 1:15:04Speaker 03

  You should just get a panic room.

• 1:15:05Matt McCusker?

  A panic.

• 1:15:05Speaker 03

  Next time you fight your wife, press a button, the bookshelf closes.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  Panic room is nice.

• 1:15:17Matt McCusker?

  That's nice. And I like people who barricade themselves. Barricaders are nice when you just fucking for some reason stack like four mattresses in front of your door and the cops come kick it in. I know I've talked about it before, but it makes me laugh every time.

• 1:15:30Speaker 03

  Barricading?

• 1:15:31Matt McCusker?

  Barricaders are so funny.

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  It's a sick move.

• 1:15:33Matt McCusker?

  It's just like a mental, it's like some form of mental break where you're like, I, I don't want anyone to get in here ever again, but you don't have like enough stuff and the cops.

• 1:15:39Speaker 03

  Door ends up opening out. You go, ah shit.

• 1:15:42Matt McCusker?

  Fuck.

• 1:15:43Speaker 03

  They got right through my fucking barricade.

• 1:15:45Matt McCusker?

  It's just one piss soaked mattress. You're like, oh.

• 1:15:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, door opens out, you get tased. It fucking sucks.

• 1:15:54Matt McCusker?

  I always forget though, watching cops and seeing dudes get chased down, man, it's like the gear those cops have on them, it's crazy that you get caught. I don't know if I'm just cocky from hitting the track, but it's like.

• 1:16:06Speaker 03

  I'd get hawked down by anybody.

• 1:16:09Matt McCusker?

  They're not, a lot of them aren't running like that, though.

• 1:16:11Speaker 03

  Doesn't matter, I'm getting hawked.

• 1:16:12Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, for sure.

• 1:16:14Speaker 03

  I'm gonna shed some tackles, though. Pad level.

• 1:16:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're gonna get some dirty yards.

• 1:16:19Speaker 03

  I'm not using the... They knew I had fucking top speed, they didn't know I could also beat you in the shuttle.

• 1:16:24Matt McCusker?

  You would get dirty yards for sure.

• 1:16:26Speaker 03

  I'd get a lot of dirty yards.

• 1:16:28Matt McCusker?

  Bounce recovery.

• 1:16:28Speaker 03

  That backside coming, come on, man. You get arm tackled from backside DN, you can't run on my team.

• 1:16:34Matt McCusker?

  True.

• 1:16:35Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:16:36Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I still wanna do a community day where you do a thing where like you can have cops try to catch you. They have all their gear on and you just go to like a big football field and like maybe some like obstacles and you run an obstacle course with cops trying to like use their radios to catch you. That would be so fun.

• 1:16:50Speaker 03

  I think you can arrange that.

• 1:16:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that'd be sick.

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  Don't bring those fucking honk ass firefighters.

• 1:16:54Matt McCusker?

  Nah, I'm keeping them at home.

• 1:16:55Speaker 03

  Bring them and you can fucking...

• 1:16:57Matt McCusker?

  Have them block for me?

• 1:16:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, or you can sneak one, you can join the cops. You know, we're tasing firefighters, firefighters are gonna try to escape. You should put up a battle, you should get a battle going, cops versus firefighters.

• 1:17:07Matt McCusker?

  That would be nice.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Firefighters get hoses, cops get tasers.

• 1:17:11Matt McCusker?

  I think cops or firefighters, flag football game would be nice. I can be steady cue.

• 1:17:16Speaker 03

  Tackle.

• 1:17:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, tackle foot would be nice. They all have good insurance, so if they like get hurt, who cares? It'd be fine. Yeah, I might, I don't know.

• 1:17:26Speaker 03

  Speaking of ball, though, I gotta, I gotta address the, yes, I wore Texas gear in a commercial, dude. So what?

• 1:17:33Matt McCusker?

  What, are people coming down on you for that?

• 1:17:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, Christoph Waltz is not actually a Nazi. Sometimes actors take on roles, dude. What the fuck?

• 1:17:41Matt McCusker?

  Wait, what's, you have to fill me in, I don't know.

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  A Bud Light commercial just came out and I'm, it's, we're supposed to be Texas fans.

• 1:17:46Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, so what, where's the Nazi?

• 1:17:48Speaker 03

  People call me a traitor for not wearing, well, like I'm saying, I'm actually a Notre Dame fan.

• 1:17:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 1:17:53Speaker 03

  But, you know, I'm an actor, dude, it's a Bud Light commercial.

• 1:17:56Matt McCusker?

  Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

• 1:17:57Speaker 03

  I'm acting, I'm a thespian, dude.

• 1:17:59Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're playing the role. You oughta get deep into the character.

• 1:18:02Speaker 03

  I had to pretend.

• 1:18:05Speaker 03

  I actually said that, cause when we were filming Madden, I'm obviously a Raiders, I support the Raiders and they were like, you have to do interviews and stuff there and they're like, how do you feel? How do you think the Eagles fans are gonna? Feel about this. I was like, I don't know. Guys play Nazis in movies. What the fuck?

• 1:18:20Matt McCusker?

  Matt Damon like sucked a guy's dick in a movie.

• 1:18:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, he didn't actually suck a wolf.

• 1:18:24Matt McCusker?

  I mean, he didn't do it. He straddled a guy.

• 1:18:27Speaker 03

  That's worse.

• 1:18:28Matt McCusker?

  Oh, that's true.

• 1:18:35Speaker 03

  You know about straddling?

• 1:18:36Matt McCusker?

  Nate was a stunt double.

• 1:18:39Speaker 03

  Nate was Matt Damon's stunt double.

• 1:18:40Matt McCusker?

  I gave him a gay stunt double. He might have had a gay stunt double. He could have had a gay stunt double.

• 1:18:45Speaker 00

  What do you mean? I had a gay stunt double?

• 1:18:47Matt McCusker?

  No, you do your own stunts.

• 1:18:49Speaker 03

  You Jackie Chan, bro. You Jackie Chan when it comes to the stunts.

• 1:18:55Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, but Matt Damon rocked that role, I will say.

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  Candelabra. I never saw it.

• 1:19:00Matt McCusker?

  Behind the Candelabra.

• 1:19:01Speaker 03

  I heard it was good.

• 1:19:01Matt McCusker?

  It's so good. He's so gay in it, bro. It's like, it's genuinely impressive.

• 1:19:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:06Matt McCusker?

  Like.

• 1:19:06Speaker 03

  The gayest one I watched was the one you told me to watch, The Liverace.

• 1:19:10Matt McCusker?

  That was fantastic.

• 1:19:10Speaker 03

  It was a great show.

• 1:19:11Matt McCusker?

  He crushed it.

• 1:19:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:12Matt McCusker?

  Who was the, what's, who was that? That's a.

• 1:19:13Speaker 03

  Played.

• 1:19:16Matt McCusker?

  That guy.

• 1:19:16Speaker 03

  Cunanan, Andrew Cunanan.

• 1:19:17Matt McCusker?

  Yes. Who played him though? That guy has like a major. He's a phenomenal actor. Yeah, the Andrew Cunanan still.

• 1:19:23Speaker 03

  Did you watch the Menendez Brothers one?

• 1:19:27Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:19:27Speaker 03

  It's the same show. Like they did OJ.

• 1:19:30Matt McCusker?

  Who played, who played him?

• 1:19:32Speaker 03

  I don't know, but they, they was great. Watched it. You're gonna really like it.

• 1:19:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:36Speaker 03

  It's right up your alley, dude.

• 1:19:37Matt McCusker?

  I do, I.

• 1:19:38Speaker 03

  And you gotta watch Eddington.

• 1:19:39Matt McCusker?

  What's Eddington?

• 1:19:40Speaker 03

  It's a new movie that came out. It's again, perfect for you.

• 1:19:43Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  It sounds like one of something you would write.

• 1:19:45Matt McCusker?

  Yes. Oh, you, I think I know what you're talking about. You're talking about this. Yeah, I gotta, uh, I gotta get to it, man. I've been.

• 1:19:50Speaker 03

  The ending is like you wrote it.

• 1:19:52Matt McCusker?

  Really?

• 1:19:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:53Matt McCusker?

  That's fucking pumping me up.

• 1:19:55Speaker 03

  For real. I was thinking it while I was watching. I was like, this is exactly Ari Aster.

• 1:19:58Matt McCusker?

  Don't care.

• 1:19:59Speaker 03

  Beast. True. Fuck directors. No, he's a beast. He wrote, uh, he wrote Hereditary, dude. Hail Payman.

• 1:20:06Matt McCusker?

  Did he really?

• 1:20:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:08Matt McCusker?

  What?

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  Payman?

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:20:14Speaker 04

  Ari Aster has the craziest student film. It's called What's Up With The Johnsons? Uh, I don't know. I don't wanna, I don't wanna.

• 1:20:20Matt McCusker?

  How much does it cost to just like film a short? Like a 25 minute movie?

• 1:20:25Speaker 03

  Probably not that much.

• 1:20:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, right? Yeah. I've been thinking about trying to write an director short. Dude, probably forty Gs. Really?

• 1:20:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you, yeah.

• 1:20:37Matt McCusker?

  Nothing crazy, it would just be, yeah, just some talking, some... Hmm, interesting.

• 1:20:43Speaker 03

  Watch Eddington, watch the end of Eddington.

• 1:20:45Matt McCusker?

  I'll check it out, I'll check it out.

• 1:20:45Speaker 03

  Do me a kindness, try to peep it tonight.

• 1:20:48Matt McCusker?

  I will, uh, no, I'm not.

• 1:20:49Speaker 03

  Stay up late, dude.

• 1:20:50Matt McCusker?

  There's no, I'm gonna be, I gotta go to the motherfucking ship.

• 1:20:52Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:20:53Matt McCusker?

  Late as hell.

• 1:20:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:54Matt McCusker?

  But I do have a flight, I have a flight coming up. So I'll download it on my phones.

• 1:20:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:58Matt McCusker?

  And I'll watch it on my phones.

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  You're gonna like it.

• 1:21:00Matt McCusker?

  I think if it's the movie you described to me, I think I would.

• 1:21:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's Joaquin Phoenix.

• 1:21:04Matt McCusker?

  Oh, I love him, dude. He's the best.

• 1:21:06Speaker 03

  One of the goats.

• 1:21:07Matt McCusker?

  He's the best. I'll watch Eddington on the flight, you have my word.

• 1:21:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. Alright. Good stuff.

• 1:21:13Matt McCusker?

  Bye.

• 1:21:14Speaker 03

  Nate's not zesty.

• 1:21:15Matt McCusker?

  Not at all.

• 1:21:15Speaker 03

  He is not.