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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 198. Round of applause, please.

• 1:19Peyton Hardin?

  Happy New Year, Happy New Year.

• 1:23Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:07Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:55Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:08Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, Cam.

• 3:09Peyton Hardin?

  Stop saying that word. Hey, hey, hey, stop.

• 3:15Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio. How are we feeling?

• 3:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Great. That's a lot.

• 3:21Peyton Hardin?

  That is a lot and I'm sorry. No, I feel I feel really good. You want to know why?

• 3:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  Because what's today's date? January 5th, one day away from the anniversary of you storming the Capitol.

• 3:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Three days away from the from the birth of my wife.

• 3:33Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 3:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Not gonna deny the six, but I will proclaim the eighth. Here we go.

• 3:38Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go ahead and say that year. Go ahead and say that year.

• 3:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 2026. Wow.

• 3:42Peyton Hardin?

  Welcome.

• 3:43Cameron Kennedy?

  We're here. First episode of 2026. We are here, man. How are you feeling going into the new year?

• 3:50Peyton Hardin?

  You know,

• 3:52Peyton Hardin?

  just give me a minute. I just have a lot to say. I feel great. I'm very, I'm very thankful.

• 3:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 4:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The ability to sit in this chair and I'm thankful for you.

• 4:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'm thankful for you too, man.

• 4:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Your busted shoes, your same socks and your dirty pants.

• 4:08Peyton Hardin?

  Not much has changed.

• 4:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Your hat and neither one of us have a haircut, but I mean, your nails are glossy.

• 4:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 4:13Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm thankful for a lot of things and I'm just, I'm happy to be here. It's 2026.

• 4:18Peyton Hardin?

  You said so much of nothing just now.

• 4:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I did, yeah. And that's how I feel. That's how I feel. It's 2026 and it's the same.

• 4:24Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, in real life, we've taken a week off of recording.

• 4:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, sir.

• 4:29Peyton Hardin?

  Anytime we take a week off recording, we come back, there's always these wild episodes.

• 4:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 4:35Peyton Hardin?

  Cause we have so much to talk about.

• 4:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 4:38Peyton Hardin?

  I got a lot, I got a lot to talk about from my break. Cause I haven't talked to you in like a week, really.

• 4:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I know. Kind of made my heart sad. Kind of made my heart sad. My butt a little flat.

• 4:45Peyton Hardin?

  Well, honestly, I don't know if anybody else's experiences or people watching and listening at home. I had the worst flu ever created.

• 4:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, oh. Now, I had the secondhand experience because my wife.

• 4:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Cameron Kennedy?

  My wife had it. I, I got the immune system of a literal Mongolian horse lord.

• 5:05Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 5:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So I don't get sick, but I watched it firsthand and it was bad. It was bad.

• 5:10Peyton Hardin?

  Now, what's a Mongolian horse lord?

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't want me to go, you don't want me to go too deep. Just say if you hear, if you hear, you hear that scream, that screech, you see those flaming arrows coming to your little villa?

• 5:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're done.

• 5:22Peyton Hardin?

  I want you to replicate the screams of a Mongolian.

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It'd be that right there. You hear, you hear 600 of those and then you look up and you just hear. And it's flames and you literally just go, oh, where's the goat? Where's the kids? Oh, and it's just, oh, oh, no!

• 5:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you're done.

• 5:44Peyton Hardin?

  Cam?

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And then they keep going.

• 5:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's menacing, bro. That is menacing.

• 5:57Peyton Hardin?

  Are you the Mongolian Horse Lord?

• 5:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I am the Mongolian Horse Lord.

• 6:01Peyton Hardin?

  I want everybody to call you that.

• 6:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I work for Genghis.

• 6:03Peyton Hardin?

  I want everybody to call you that. Like when we go to meet and greets tour.

• 6:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Mongolian Horse Lord Cam.

• 6:08Peyton Hardin?

  Mongolian Horse Lord. That's how you gotta do it.

• 6:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Sun Tzu, Art of War.

• 6:12Peyton Hardin?

  And, okay, you know what you are? I figured you out. You're like a big kid if you gave him a bunch of money and a platform.

• 6:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so me. That's so me. Oh, my God. I actually downloaded a PS2 emulator over the break.

• 6:27Peyton Hardin?

  How was that?

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's pretty fun.

• 6:28Peyton Hardin?

  I've done that before too. CJ did it for me.

• 6:30Cameron Kennedy?

  It was pretty fun. And I'm not gonna lie, when you go back and play them, you really think you're gonna get this crazy hit of nostalgia, then the games look like...

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You just go, "Man!"

• 6:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:39Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh, it was the best we could offer at the time, but, I mean, it's hard to play this, knowing I can jump on Arc Raiders."

• 6:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:46Cameron Kennedy?

  But it was fun, though. It still is fun.

• 6:47Peyton Hardin?

  But it's the, oh, cuz I played SmackDown vs. Raw.

• 6:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So did I. Why was I so bad?

• 6:51Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, "This is the only game I could still play is Crispin Wall." And so I was like...

• 6:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, Peyton?

• 6:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm gonna, I'm gonna...

• 6:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no, no.

• 7:00Cameron Kennedy?

  He was a fantastic wrestler. Now, listen. Now, this is hilarious, because I've played two matches on SmackDown vs. Raw 2007. I was Crispin Wall both times. I mean, I was Crispin Wall both times.

• 7:16Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, man. Can I say horrible person? I mean, did awful things.

• 7:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 7:19Peyton Hardin?

  One of the best in-ring per...

• 7:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 7:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I was trying, the empathy was trying to pour out and word vomit as well. I was saying, like, went through a lot, which probably induced his terrible stuff, but it's still terrible nonetheless.

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 7:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what I was saying, so...

• 7:33Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. I mean, I'm talking a wicked case of CTE.

• 7:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. We don't know.

• 7:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, we know. I think they were, I think they were scanned.

• 7:39Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 7:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, I think his brain looked like a mud pie at the end. Like, it was, no, seriously. I think it was really bad.

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  We're getting there.

• 7:45Cameron Kennedy?

  We are. We're getting close.

• 7:46Peyton Hardin?

  2026, we're, we're, we're, we're getting there.

• 7:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so sorry for the Mongolian sidetrack. Tell me about your flu. Tell me about your flu.

• 7:52Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, okay, in the, in the, real quick.

• 7:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, so ask me a question and then proceed to answer yourself.

• 7:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 7:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you do it.

• 7:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, listen, no, no, ask me again, ask me again.

• 8:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, ask me about your flu, but before you do, I'm gonna say this. The whole world experiences, at least our country.

• 8:06Peyton Hardin?

  Natural.

• 8:06Cameron Kennedy?

  At least our country. All of the United States. Bro, the amount, I don't know, did it pop up on your 4U?

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 8:12Cameron Kennedy?

  So many people like, "Bro, I went and got tested, all these came back negative and I'm dying."

• 8:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And like, so it went around, it was a way.

• 8:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think it's called the Androda virus or something.

• 8:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Something like that, the Andronitis.

• 8:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, something like that.

• 8:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Andre the Titan.

• 8:25Peyton Hardin?

  Andrew Garfield, I don't know.

• 8:28Peyton Hardin?

  The Mongolian horse war.

• 8:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Horse?

• 8:32Peyton Hardin?

  The Mongolian horse war. Go ahead, one more time, three, two, one.

• 8:37Cameron Kennedy?

  The Mongolian horse lord.

• 8:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Virus.

• 8:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting hot, virus.

• 8:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so basically, well, I didn't get that. So basically, we were around somebody that had the bov- the big Bs.

• 8:50Cameron Kennedy?

  They had Mr. 19.

• 8:51Peyton Hardin?

  Mr. 19.

• 8:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Mr. 19.

• 8:52Peyton Hardin?

  Mr. 19 and them shook hands. I was around Mr. 19. I got sick a couple of days later and I was like, "Oh, Mr. 19," came and knocked on my door like Vecna.

• 9:00Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said, "Oop, go in, welcome."

• 9:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, my immune system.

• 9:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Welcome, Mr. 19.

• 9:04Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "Oh, thanks." This is how my immune system fights.

• 9:09Peyton Hardin?

  My over here.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you're just the Mongolian horse lord.

• 9:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm the Mongolian horse lord, you're just like this. "Get back, oh, take me, just take me."

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  Mine's like, mine goes, "Stop."

• 9:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Mine goes, "Ahhhh."

• 9:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and so, I'm, I'm in bed, right, I'm, I'm, I'm hurting. It feels like Mr. 19.

• 9:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Feel like he's tickling your back.

• 9:35Peyton Hardin?

  And this is like, three day, or four days before Christmas. No, no, I'm not going, it was like six days before Christmas. It was six days before Christmas and I was like, "No way." I got Mr. 19, six days before Christmas, I'm supposed to go home. I go take a test for Mr. 19, they say, "No, Mr. 19 is in your system." And I go, "There you go, Mongolian horse prince."

• 9:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're not the horse, you're a young buck, you're a little donkey, you're like this.

• 9:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like that, that pace, you're like, "Ahhhh." But then as soon as you go to an adversary, you're just like, "Pffft," and you just drop.

• 10:05Peyton Hardin?

  Me?

• 10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like this.

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like in the little shotgun seat of like the motorcycles. I'm like those. You're really doing nothing but you're there in spirit. Yeah, it's like the little helmet. Cockles. Yeah, so, okay, so I'm like, okay, I don't have Mr. 19. It's great. But I still feel bad. I don't know what it is. I'm coughing, I'm sneezing, everything's bad, my head's hurting, pounding, I'm sweating, shaking. Oh, and when you're sick, you, I mean, you're sick. And small, dude. Oh. Sorry Voldemort's family's listening. I mean, she, she was like, yeah, go get in the shower. And I said, okay. And she goes, wow. She goes, my god, is this a physical virus? Like, wait, it's right there. You're sick right there, aren't you? You're sitting there, don't look.

• 10:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, I don't let my wife watch me bathe if I'm sick. Dude, it's so demoralizing. The smallest I can possibly be. Dude, I'm, I'm talking, I'm about half an inch away from being inverted. Like, it is that small. Yeah, I have like a large. Yeah. What's going on Patreon? Yeah. And dude, and it's like, and it's not just like it shrinks, the width is small, like I'm skinny. No, it literally goes to where I can like touch the muscle. Like, there's no extra, like liquids, fluids, blood, skin. It's like, it's like touching that kneecap right there. Like, it's literally, I'm talking, it is. And even. Small. And even if you do my pleasure spot, like the things that are, are guaranteed, because I'm, there's things that you can do to me guaranteed, get me going, ears, nipples. You go, ears, nipples, and braid that tough. Oh, my god, you'll be bricked by noon.

• 11:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, it's so easy for, I mean, easy lick. I'm not. And even when you do that to me and I'm sick, nothing, like, he is, he does not work when I'm sick. It's terrible. Sick pain is a real thing. Yes, and so that's how I knew I was sick, right? That's how I knew. You're literally like, I don't, I don't feel the best. Oh, god. You go, you go, I have the flu. You just look at it and you go, oh, no, something's wrong for sure. Yeah, and so, and so I'm, I'm, I'm like, I don't know what it is. I go take a flu test at home, immediately flu A. So I got diagnosed. Influenza A. Yeah, I didn't get what your wife got. Peace up, Aeta. Do-dun, do-dun, oh, coo-dum, can't win. Influenza. Can't win, can't win. Influenza.

• 12:21Peyton Hardin?

  Can't win, can't win. Uh, he was chewing in the bedroom in a small little.

• 12:32Peyton Hardin?

  He just wanted to chill.

• 12:34Cameron Kennedy?

  To chill.

• 12:36Peyton Hardin?

  But his penis was real small.

• 12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Real small.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  And that was the indicator that he had influenza.

• 12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  The flu.

• 12:42Peyton Hardin?

  So he needed a meal.

• 12:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Hungry.

• 12:44Peyton Hardin?

  So he said, "Give me some McDonald's."

• 12:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Mickey's.

• 12:47Peyton Hardin?

  But it didn't fill him up, cuz his peen was so so tiny.

• 12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Really tiny.

• 12:51Peyton Hardin?

  That's just so...

• 12:54Peyton Hardin?

  It looked just like you.

• 12:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It was good.

• 12:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. It looked just like yours.

• 12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 12:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I still haven't seen this. My sick peen, right? You haven't seen mine?

• 13:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, but is it pink?

• 13:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, and that's, that's got... That's gotta be racist.

• 13:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it is.

• 13:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, it is. I'm pretty sure every black person thinks white people meet is pink.

• 13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No, and why is that? Why is that?

• 13:16Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 13:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so stupid.

• 13:17Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's around like the...

• 13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you think it's pink?

• 13:19Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's like around the Labradors we've been around.

• 13:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, that's a red...

• 13:23Peyton Hardin?

  Cuz y'all don't like it.

• 13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a dog, and I'm not like a Labrador.

• 13:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 13:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like a Minnesota guy, like, long hair and sweats, even when it snows outside. That's a Labrador of a man.

• 13:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and this is...

• 13:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not a Labrador.

• 13:32Peyton Hardin?

  This is a dangerous territory to go down right now, but there's definitely dog breeds that match.

• 13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, there is.

• 13:38Peyton Hardin?

  We're not gonna do it.

• 13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, we love this show.

• 13:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, we can't.

• 13:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, come on.

• 13:42Peyton Hardin?

  But Labrador is definitely...

• 13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I can't.

• 13:46Peyton Hardin?

  Can I say a dog that's you?

• 13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 13:49Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  Anyway, I got...

• 13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's right here. Oh, my god, it's right here. Oh, my god, I wanna say it.

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  I got sick, and that kinda parlay's into the story I have, cuz I literally had the craziest road trip on Christmas Eve.

• 14:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. Oh, my god, you did, yes, you went back.

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Right on the cusp of the sickness?

• 14:07Peyton Hardin?

  So this is what happened. I was sick because there's like this wild flu going around.

• 14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy.

• 14:12Peyton Hardin?

  That no one knows about, and I was sick for like five days.

• 14:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You were, he was down bad.

• 14:16Peyton Hardin?

  All the way to Christmas Eve, and now, I always go visit my family in Austin. I live in Dallas, obviously, it's a four-hour trip because I have a Cybertruck.

• 14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 14:26Peyton Hardin?

  And so I, since I have a Cybertruck, charging it sucks for road trips, right? So it takes a two-hour road trip to a four-hour road trip.

• 14:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, that's unfortunate. But it is, it's very fortunate that the company let you use the, the Cybertruck.

• 14:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, the company is a comp... Ooh.

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah, it was very fortunate because your other, your personal car, the Tesla Model Y.

• 14:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 14:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You didn't want to take that either.

• 14:46Peyton Hardin?

  Didn't work, yeah.

• 14:47Cameron Kennedy?

  The Cybertruck, you had all the gifts in the back, so the company was like, "Yeah, of course, bro, take it."

• 14:50Peyton Hardin?

  And I had a couple of meetings down in Austin, too.

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And you did have meetings in Austin, yeah, with the accountant.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  I had a couple of meetings in Austin, yeah, well, no, not with her.

• 14:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, with someone.

• 14:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You had meetings in the company vehicle. Company meetings in Austin with the company vehicle. Duh.

• 15:02Peyton Hardin?

  Duh.

• 15:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That eye.

• 15:04Peyton Hardin?

  Duh.

• 15:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't wait to see that in all the TikTok comments.

• 15:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah. So, I was so sad because I've never spent Christmas Eve away from my family, right? And my mommy and my daddy, they were sad, calling me, "Do you feel better? Do you feel better?" And I was like, "No, I still test positive for the flu." So I was like, "You know what? It is Christmas Eve night, it's like 7:00 PM. I'm gonna take one more flu test, and I'm feeling a little better, and see if it comes back positive or negative." I take the flu test, it comes back negative.

• 15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey!

• 15:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, "Oh, my God, I'm going home for Christmas Eve."

• 15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm packing my bags.

• 15:39Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Again, it's a four-hour trip. Have to pack still. I don't leave my house until 8:00 PM. It is pitch black outside, and it's Christmas Eve, not a lot of people are on the roads. I sit and charge my Cybertruck for another hour. Now it's 9:00 o'clock. I'm not gonna get home till midnight, right? So, yes, sir, I start taking off, right? Now, if you know the roads from Dallas, Texas to Austin, Texas is strictly Bible Belt backroads, no streetlights, you can't, no buildings on the side.

• 16:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You might see some little glowy coyote eyes out in the distance, that's about it, boy.

• 16:16Peyton Hardin?

  None but coyotes and buzzards and a lot of racism.

• 16:20Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot, I mean, I mean, 35 is flooded with racism.

• 16:24Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And so now, I don't realize how scared of the dark I am as a 26-year-old man, right? So... It is Christmas Eve, I'm a little depressed because I'm not at home, I'm alone in a cyber truck in pitch black darkness, right? I'm sitting like this and I'm in one of those depressive moods where I have nothing on the radio. Oh god, oh you're hearing the racism come by. So you're just driving by the cars like, racist! And it's just- No, exactly, that's what it sounded like, well I'm glad you didn't say anything else. Yeah, no sir, oh I know you heard some things though. Yeah, 100%, but, I was driving, right? Complete silence, and now my anxiety's bad because I'm depressed and I'm scared, and that's a recipe for disaster. Just got through sickness, it's fair to say you're still sick.

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's a recipe for disaster, so I'm starting to hear rattling under my truck. Oh no. I'm like, what is, what is going on, this is a brand new truck, right? And I'm not sure what noises are supposed to be there, and what noises are- Is this regular? And so I'm rolling the window down, I'm listening, I'm looking around, I'm driving, and so I'm driving, I'm about an hour and a half into my drive, right? And now I'm literally in the middle of nowhere, there's nothing but acres and acres and acres and acres. If something were to happen to me on this street, I'm dead, right? Out of there, baloney sandwich. As I'm driving, I swear to god, as I'm driving on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, I see a car parked, right? And I'm like, oh, that sucks, like why is that car parked over there?

• 17:51Peyton Hardin?

  The light's wrong, the brake light's wrong. And somebody is outside the car going like this. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. In my heart, I'm like, it's Christmas Eve. Oh no. It's Christmas Eve, I'm depressed, I know you must be depressed. So I decide- You- I decide, I'm gonna go check on these people, right? You're kidding me. I start to slow down, I'm going 90 to about 20 quickly, I start to pull over, right? It's a woman as I'm pulling over, right? I'm starting to get to her, I'm so, and she knows I'm coming, she puts down the flashlight. She knows I'm coming for her.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  As I'm doing that, and I'm getting right beside her, the car lights turn off. There's somebody else in this car.

• 18:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you're getting set up.

• 18:43Peyton Hardin?

  I literally went

• 18:46Peyton Hardin?

  flew past them. That. I'm not getting, I, oh, no, sir. Not my Christmas Eve.

• 18:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So proud of you.

• 18:55Peyton Hardin?

  Not my Christmas Eve.

• 18:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no funny business. That was funny business going on.

• 19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, go, my god, I'm so proud. I was like, clearly, I mean, you're alive, but like, you might have been.

• 19:06Peyton Hardin?

  Then, I get 20 miles down the road, I'm away from him, and karma is a you know, in office, offices, you know, the big blue water jugs where you push down, you put the water cup? You know those big blue water barrels, right?

• 19:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 19:20Peyton Hardin?

  One of those, empty, is flying across the highway. I sort of, I'm like, where the fuck did this thing come from? It must have fell off somebody's truck or something.

• 19:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Car out here.

• 19:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it must have fell off somebody's truck or something. I'm not good of it, I'm not good at evasive maneuvers yet in my new truck, so I just eat that boom, and it gets stuck under my truck. It sounds horrible, and it won't stop. Now, this is a brand new truck, so I don't want to keep going. So I pull over to the side of the road, in the middle of nowhere, right? The mid, it is cold, it is Christmas Eve in the middle of nowhere.

• 20:02Peyton Hardin?

  I look under there.

• 20:05Peyton Hardin?

  Sure enough, this little blue canister is under there. I rip it out, I throw it, and there's a light above me. I'm like, why the fuck is there a light above me?

• 20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It was your time. God sent Satan.

• 20:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, why, why is there a light above me? I look up. All I see is a billboard of Donald J. Trump going like this, with angel wings going up outside of him, and it says, "Thank God for Trump," and he's looking at me like this.

• 20:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're absolutely lying.

• 20:37Peyton Hardin?

  I swear to god, it's one of those Bible belt because there was a Kirk one, like, two miles the other way. I'm telling you, you haven't seen these, those Donald Trump ones, some of them are bleeding with his fists in the air? And my whole thing was like

• 20:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the f**k paid for that?

• 20:52Peyton Hardin?

  Regardless of your political affiliation, what's the purpose of spending money on that?

• 20:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You looked up, you said, "Well, hell, thanks, Don."

• 21:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then I made it, and I made it, I made it home. At like 12:30, I didn't have a key to my house. My parents are like 70 years old, they didn't hear me knocking, I had to get a hotel on Christmas Eve.

• 21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay, I have, okay, okay, now I have multiple things. One, my parents would have had to buy a new door before I got a hotel on Christmas Eve. I would have went, "Helloooooooo!" If they never went.

• 21:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Kick that f**k out, we'll duct tape it, yeah, finish it in the morning. Second.

• 21:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not, you're not like, you're not just breezing over this.

• 21:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 21:40Cameron Kennedy?

  There was a massive billboard of Donald Trump.

• 21:42Peyton Hardin?

  With angel wings coming out.

• 21:44Cameron Kennedy?

  With wings!

• 21:44Peyton Hardin?

  He's looking at me.

• 21:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Saying, "Thank God for Trump."

• 21:46Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, "What, who's, I was, and there was no like, there was no like QR code, there was no website."

• 21:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't you love that, just, just a f**k you billboard? Like a billboard, there's no call to action, there's no next steps, it's just something there that someone spent money on.

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, billboards aren't cheap, that's what I'm saying.

• 22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And what do you advertise?

• 22:06Peyton Hardin?

  They just go, "Thank God for Trump," he's just like this, he's hitting the Orton, he's like, "Oh, they should do that, yeah."

• 22:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I am voiceless! Bro, okay, but the worst part, and the part that irks me the most.

• 22:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Is, it's actually a double whammy.

• 22:20Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 22:21Cameron Kennedy?

  One, the fact that you, of all people, literally the most skeptical person I know.

• 22:27Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  This Christmas Eve just overcame your body, you said, "Oh, I'm gonna help these people."

• 22:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 22:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Terrible decision.

• 22:33Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 22:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom would be extremely upset at you.

• 22:36Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 22:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I am upset at you, and you would never tell any of us to do that if you were in that position.

• 22:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, and it's completely against everything I believe in, like a hundred percent.

• 22:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, why?

• 22:45Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, it was Christmas Eve and I felt because I-

• 22:48Cameron Kennedy?

  The joyous spirit of Saint Nick over there took your body?

• 22:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because I felt alone, like I was like, I don't like this feeling of being alone on Christmas Eve, it was my first time ever. And, and, and-

• 22:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You pull up, the light goes off, you just hear, "Kk-kk."

• 22:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Yeah, oh no, I don't know what happened to their Christmas Eve, nor do I care, to be honest.

• 23:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And then the second part.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:06Cameron Kennedy?

  How are you the only car? On a two, if I, you're at the part I think, on a two lane highway.

• 23:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And you can't.

• 23:13Peyton Hardin?

  There was three at this time, I think.

• 23:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That's even worse. There's three open lanes.

• 23:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And you can't evade a water jug?

• 23:20Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know how to really move in that new truck yet.

• 23:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Just slow down a bit, left to right, use that yoke and just get on.

• 23:26Peyton Hardin?

  But I was also taught, like, you know, if a deer's standing there, you don't.

• 23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Deer? That's, that's Bambi. This is an anatomy object, a big water jug.

• 23:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but they said don't swerve because it's more dangerous. You just gotta take it head on.

• 23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. That's if it's a deer. Yes. You slow down, you move a little bit.

• 23:42Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I'm not gonna, I'm not saying that I was doing the right thing. I'm just telling you.

• 23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, oh, no!

• 23:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Honest, I, I, I imagine it being that simple. Like, it's literally coming straight towards you like some donkey.

• 23:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just like, God, not me!

• 24:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm always bad at like guessing where. Like, dude, I remember doing like flag football as a kid and they would do the punt. Dude, punt returning was hard for me. I could never guess where that was gonna land. I'm really bad at that. I'm really bad at guessing where objects are going.

• 24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, oh, my God, you just like spawned a thought in my own memory.

• 24:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I was in the punt pack, a punt pass and kick competition in the fourth grade and I was, because I was an elite arm talent and I had a beautiful punt.

• 24:29Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 24:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Couldn't get the tee, right? So every other kid in the competition could kick from the tee. So naturally, they had a higher score than me.

• 24:35Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 24:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And finally, the teacher on, because we, we did them on like Fridays, like at recess. And like the winners throughout the school year got to go to like the actual area, whatever.

• 24:43Peyton Hardin?

  You never did.

• 24:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I never won. But on the, they said for my tee kick, I can choose to either pass or punt again, but it gets deducted by a third.

• 24:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 24:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So what did I do? I took that football and I ran back like it was, I was about to be a pitcher for a cricket team.

• 25:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And I literally went.

• 25:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I watched that son of a so far, because it was a little like balls.

• 25:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I, I swear, I was probably throwing them like 70 yards. But in reality, it was probably like 30 or 40, but it felt, bro, it felt crazy far. Like, it felt like I could have cleared the building.

• 25:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm on my Rob, I'm on my CJ. I could have cleared the building if I wanted to. I could have thrown it straight over.

• 25:26Peyton Hardin?

  Hundred percent, yeah. Hundred percent.

• 25:31Cameron Kennedy?

  But how was your, how was your vacation? That was my vacation. It was, I was sick. It was awful. Dude, I'll talk about this on the extended on Patreon or the bonus episode on Patreon that comes out Wednesday. I got the worst gifts ever.

• 25:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just kidding. They weren't the worst. All my gifts, all my gifts were about Voldemort. All my gifts were about Voldemort.

• 25:53Peyton Hardin?

  I hate that.

• 25:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, I hope she, I, honestly, when I got these gifts, I was like, I hope she leaves me. To prove a point. No, no. Okay. Wicked story for you. I have a wicked story as well. Buckling. You think I'm making this up? I actually have a photographic proof of it.

• 26:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what happened?

• 26:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy that you saw Donald Trump on your road trip, because I did too.

• 26:14Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  We were headed up to Oklahoma. Literally passed a trailer that on the back has two, like, uh, people that are in need or like older people motorized scooters. They're both branded. Trump. They are, they are.

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa, put this on the screen.

• 26:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Put that on the screen, CJ. They're Trump motorized scooter. And no correlation.

• 26:37Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, these are wheelchairs.

• 26:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Wheelchair. No, it's not a wheelchair. That's a motorized.

• 26:41Peyton Hardin?

  It's a motorized wheelchair.

• 26:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, same thing.

• 26:43Peyton Hardin?

  Nope.

• 26:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Scooter, wheelchair, motorized wheelchair.

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  Nope. Scooters are like razor.

• 26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Well, no, you're thinking that scooter. No.

• 26:51Peyton Hardin?

  Scooters where you stand.

• 26:52Cameron Kennedy?

  So what do you call it, one that you sit on?

• 26:54Peyton Hardin?

  A wheelchair.

• 26:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 26:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 26:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, sir.

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, yes, it is.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Sadly mistaken. No, sir. A wheelchair is a chair with wheels that you propel. Dolo.

• 27:08Peyton Hardin?

  What's it? Okay, exactly. So a wheelchair is a chair. So something you sit on with wheels. That's what that was.

• 27:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Not dolo. It's motorized.

• 27:19Peyton Hardin?

  Motorized wheelchair.

• 27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Motorized scooter.

• 27:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't just change the whole anatomy of something. But this is. A scooter you stand on. There's no scoot you can't stand. Scoot stands.

• 27:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You can sit on scooters.

• 27:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, you can't.

• 27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you can.

• 27:31Peyton Hardin?

  Name one. So Bird scooters that you got, like, and Lime scooters that are downtown. You keep sit on those?

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you stuck on that form of scooter?

• 27:38Peyton Hardin?

  I can't think of another scooter.

• 27:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, the ones that you sit on like this. Like imagine the little shopping cart ones that aren't shopping carts.

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  They're wheelchairs.

• 27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are not wheelchairs.

• 27:47Peyton Hardin?

  They're chairs with wheels on them. No, no, no, you're crazy.

• 27:51Cameron Kennedy?

  They're not wheelchair.

• 27:52Peyton Hardin?

  And I, yeah.

• 27:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Motorized scooter.

• 27:57Peyton Hardin?

  Kim, a motorized scooter is a bird in a lime. Those are motorized scooters.

• 28:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So motorized scooters didn't come out till lime was invented?

• 28:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying that brand. I'm to give you a point of reference. Those, if a wheelchair is something you sit and you wheel.

• 28:10Cameron Kennedy?

  No one in their right mind goes, oh, like, let me get that motorized wheelchair.

• 28:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you do.

• 28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you don't.

• 28:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's a wheelchair with a motor in it. That's what it is.

• 28:17Cameron Kennedy?

  There's also scooters. Like, yes, that's.

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  They can't see that. They can't see that.

• 28:21Cameron Kennedy?

  They can't, but that's your.

• 28:22Peyton Hardin?

  They can't see that.

• 28:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the motorized wheelchair, but there, you can call them a motorized scooter. Matter of fact.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  You can call anything, anything.

• 28:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You can. Hold on.

• 28:28Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not trying.

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Super quick. Motorized scooter.

• 28:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And I will, I will rest my case. I'm, I am highly wrong.

• 28:36Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 28:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I am, I'm.

• 28:37Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 28:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, dude, no, I'm not. No, I'm not. When you hit him, just know I'm not. Oh, yeah. Compact travel scooter. There's a seat and there's wheels.

• 28:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's wrong.

• 28:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 28:50Peyton Hardin?

  It's just a group of wrong people.

• 28:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Matter of fact, ma- matter of fact, once you click past the shopping links, way to go, marketing team. Boom. Motorized scooters. And it is straight what I said. Literally, and to prove the Google search, motorized scooter.

• 29:06Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, it's me, Miss Anubis again. How are you doing? Oh, wait, I was doing the wrong thing.

• 29:14Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, it's me, Miss Anubis again. How are you doing?

• 29:17Speaker 03

  Hey there, Miss Anubis. I'm doing great.

• 29:20Peyton Hardin?

  Don't giggle at him like that.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  What's on your mind today?

• 29:23Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, is there a difference between a motorized scooter and a motorized wheelchair?

• 29:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, definitely. There's a bit of a difference in how they're designed and what they're used for. So a motorized wheelchair is generally meant for people who need mobility assistance due to a disability or a medical condition. So it's built with a focus on comfort, support, and things like that for daily use. Whereas a motorized scooter is more like a convenience or recreational vehicle. It's often used by people who can walk, but maybe can't walk long distances.

• 29:58Peyton Hardin?

  So I'm right.

• 29:58Cameron Kennedy?

  We're approaching the villa.

• 30:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So by that, the conclusion is.

• 30:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'm right, I'm right.

• 30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  They said the difference was for comfort and for need. So it sounds like the Mongolians are invading, if we're right.

• 30:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you know what, it doesn't matter.

• 30:17Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't, but.

• 30:18Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't ma- I just used so much water to do that. I'm gonna get cancelled.

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that a real thing?

• 30:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I think so, and I feel bad. I feel, yeah, I feel really bad. I didn't know about that till Billie Eilish posted it.

• 30:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You use the fu-

• 30:29Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know that, but that you can't blame me for ignorance.

• 30:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, I don't blame you for ignorance. Bliss is beauty.

• 30:34Peyton Hardin?

  Bliss is beauty.

• 30:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That was nice.

• 30:35Peyton Hardin?

  That was kinda sexy.

• 30:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is beauty. Back to the trip. So, there was some Trump branded, uh, motorized scooters. Anyway.

• 30:42Peyton Hardin?

  Pierce is like, "Give me three."

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Give me three, one more on back order, just because." We get to Oklahoma, okay? So, I've said this before, Liv has a split family, so every time we go, it's like, three of the same holiday.

• 30:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:53Cameron Kennedy?

  So the very last one.

• 30:54Peyton Hardin?

  Tom's so selfish.

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I mean, it's fun, it's, it's, it's good, but, on the last one, we get to her grandma's house. Now, "Hey Mimi, hey Mimi, fantastic fun, the games are fun."

• 31:06Peyton Hardin?

  She goes, "Give me one of them scooters."

• 31:08Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Why'd you say them scooters, Cam? Give me one of them scooters." I was about to say something, anyway, here we go. So, every year at her Mimi's, because that is the largest gathering.

• 31:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:18Cameron Kennedy?

  There's typically like, twenty, twenty plus people. So, instead of, "Oh, let's all get gifts for each other, crazy, everybody's pockets are bleeding," we play one big thing of Dirty Santa, Secret Santa. Secret Santa is when you know who you're buying for, but they don't know who's buying them a gift, you get them stuff for them. Boom. It's like thirty dollar limit. Dirty Santa is you bring some [BLEEP] to the pot.

• 31:38Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 31:39Cameron Kennedy?

  This year, they changed it. Lolly, of all people, goes.

• 31:43Peyton Hardin?

  Who's Lolly?

• 31:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Lolly is Liv's mom. We call her Lolly, that's her grandma name, Lolly. So Liv's mom. "Oh my gosh, guys, this is gonna be so fun, I found this thing called Firebox."

• 31:52Peyton Hardin?

  I met a couple girls.

• 31:57Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know they knew Lolly. Yeah, they knew Lolly? How's Firebox doing?

• 32:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I didn't know they lived in Oklahoma. They moved.

• 32:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they're, they're international. So, no, that was funny. Firebox, it's a, it's a third-party seller of Amazon boxes.

• 32:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that sounds even crazy. It's a third-party seller for Firebox.

• 32:26Cameron Kennedy?

  So they take, so Amazon has, I guess, I don't know the logistics, but when stuff gets returned, they put them in these big boxes, whatever, and this site buys it and then sells it. So that was what we were doing for our Dirty Santa. It was a $500 Amazon box.

• 32:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 32:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So said to have value of upwards of $500.

• 32:43Peyton Hardin?

  But it's a mystery of what's in it.

• 32:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Complete mystery.

• 32:44Peyton Hardin?

  Now I'm getting it.

• 32:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Guaranteed nothing.

• 32:46Peyton Hardin?

  And you paid how much?

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  $500.

• 32:47Peyton Hardin?

  For a what value?

• 32:48Cameron Kennedy?

  $500 or more.

• 32:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 32:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Box. So it says. So she gets the box, it comes in crazy, and no one knows.

• 32:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's time, the games go, it's time for Dirty Santa. Peyton,

• 33:04Cameron Kennedy?

  when I tell you, these gifts were, it was abysmal. Like, we were crying laughing. There was a lace dress.

• 33:14Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow.

• 33:15Cameron Kennedy?

  There was a radar detector in Japanese font that on the back of the package said, "It's using a new global satellite system to where it can detect any radar within a two-mile radius on the earth, on the planet." And it was this, it was in this big little box.

• 33:32Peyton Hardin?

  An Amazon box with a lace dress.

• 33:33Cameron Kennedy?

  There was a jar of vegetable, uh, vegetable broth.

• 33:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 33:39Cameron Kennedy?

  There was a double pack of B12 vitamins.

• 33:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 33:42Cameron Kennedy?

  There was a knife. There was a, uh, there was a cookbook, a cookbook about beers.

• 33:51Peyton Hardin?

  Excuse me?

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  There was the Twilight Saga in novel form. That was probably the best gift.

• 33:56Peyton Hardin?

  You got that still?

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I wish. There was a Gen 1 iPad.

• 33:59Peyton Hardin?

  That's sick.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Gen 1 iPad.

• 34:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I like that.

• 34:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No box, no papers, just that and the cord.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, you got a naked iPad.

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Naked iPad. Oh, I'm talking, it literally was in bubble wrap.

• 34:08Peyton Hardin?

  Did it come with a charger?

• 34:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The charger was yellow, like piss yellow, like, like someone used that for 10 years and then gave it back.

• 34:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. You got a donation box.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this gift right here, what I'm about to say.

• 34:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no.

• 34:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Is the pinnacle of this event.

• 34:20Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 34:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone goes up, their number's called, they go and grab a box.

• 34:25Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  They open this box. Bag, rather. They open the bag, first thing they pull out, again, there's nothing, nothing's in packages.

• 34:32Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:33Cameron Kennedy?

  They pull out a 3XL phone.

• 34:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow.

• 34:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, panties.

• 34:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow, 3XL.

• 34:41Cameron Kennedy?

  They pull out a big ol' pair of panties.

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 34:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm talking a big pair of panties.

• 34:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god, I need to find the-

• 34:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe four.

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  Need to find the seller.

• 34:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe 4X.

• 34:49Peyton Hardin?

  That's it.

• 34:50Cameron Kennedy?

  He sits there, he holds them up.

• 34:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Folds them back. Next item. He pulls out a wife beater, a tank top.

• 34:59Peyton Hardin?

  Tank top.

• 35:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Tank top, okay? That is sized medium.

• 35:03Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 35:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay?

• 35:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's crazy dimensions.

• 35:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy, crazy, how you have 4X in your drawers and a medium up top?

• 35:11Peyton Hardin?

  I mean-

• 35:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What's your build? What's your build?

• 35:14Peyton Hardin?

  Built like-

• 35:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Built like a snowman.

• 35:16Peyton Hardin?

  Like Squidward when he got in that one thing where he's all thick at the bottom, yeah.

• 35:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Last item, pulls out some beach shorts, right?

• 35:23Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Examines them, oh, whatever, trash gift. So, to be a good grandma, Lolly then steals that from the person that took it so they can get another gift and have fun. So, Lolly and Liv are over there examining it.

• 35:38Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And she's having fun with it, it was her idea, she has to make light of it. She picks up the shorts again.

• 35:44Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:45Cameron Kennedy?

  And she goes, "Sis," talking to Liv, "sis, I don't know about you, these are actually kinda cute." Liv spits her drink, literally spits her drink. Liv's in front of Lolly. She's holding the shorts like this.

• 35:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 35:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Liv spits her [bleep] drink. Bursts out laughing. She goes, "Mom, mom, put those down." "Put those down, there's something in the crotch region."

• 36:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no way.

• 36:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Payton?

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, there's a trail.

• 36:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A trail? There was a wound spot. There, it was-

• 36:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 36:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, a- a- a- and the beach shorts, by the way, the beach shorts, angel white, angel white. Angel white. And in the crotch region was either, and I'm sorry, but it was either-

• 36:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was, it was the funniest, and I'm, I'm not kidding, right hand to God, 100% truth. It was the funniest ever. Olivia fell on the ground, she's pregnant, mind you, she's falling on the ground. That's not good. I said, get up. I said, my son's in there, stop doing that. She's laughing. Yeah. Uncle Danny gets pissed, he grabs him, throws him away. Yeah, that's gross. No packages. No, it's gross. So, so someone, so, to full roundabout. Yeah. Someone bled in those. Yeah. And said, Amazon, they were the wrong size, here you go. Yeah, somebody committed a crime and gave all, gave all the evidence to you. That is unbel, and then, and then, someone buys that box. Yeah. And flips it for a profit. Yeah. It was firebox.com. That is crazy.

• 37:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, so how do I go and buy this? I literally think it's called Firebox. I wanna go buy a Firebox. Bro, we can make, hey. Pierce, buy us a Firebox. We can make a video out of it. And then we can make a video on Patreon. There's, there's no promises of what's in it, you have no clue. I kinda liked it. There's different value of boxes, there's a hundred dollar box, there's, so she said, instead of doing a Dirty Santa, let's all just put 20 bucks into this, get the 500 dollar box. Let's get a Firebox, let's get a Firebox, let's make a Patreon episode of it. So, it's, it is, it was wicked. That is disgusting, man. Oh, another thing, there was a door alarm, with the remote, it was all sorts of crazy, random, it was hilarious, though. Alright, so another thing, we were talking over this weekend with family, and she had all her family, you know, the youngs, the olds, everyone in between. Right.

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And at one point, we dibbled and dabbled into talking about wills. That's so. Not, not, not people named Williams, but like, your will, when you leave. Your death will. Yeah. That's sad. Why'd you talk about that? Well, it was more of like, we were talking about, just everything, like finances, oh, oh, make sure to put that in the will, leave, and stuff like that. Okay. So it had me think, and I don't know why I think of you in these intimate moments and stuff, but I said, I said, I wonder what, like, what P, if he had to write a will right now, what would he add in, like, what would be in his will, who would it go to? What? And that had me thinking, so then I was sitting on that, and I was like, ah, he probably wouldn't give me, uh, he'd probably give it to Preston, which is good, that's good and everything. And then I thought, what's the craziest that people have left in a will? Like, what's the just, most outlandish stuff?

• 38:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Can, can you leave anything on a will to other people? When I read these to you, oh my, oh my god. So I literally looked up, what are some of the wildest things that people have ever left in their will? Yeah, I like this. Oh.

• 38:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone left money to their ex, only claimable if they legally changed their last name back.

• 39:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So they got a divorce, they left money in a will, you can only get this money.

• 39:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 39:09Cameron Kennedy?

  If you legally change your name back.

• 39:11Peyton Hardin?

  Hell yeah.

• 39:12Cameron Kennedy?

  That is crazy.

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, wait, that's not, that's not crazy.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That's crazy, and that's in your back.

• 39:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's great.

• 39:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You're dead. Hey, you're dead.

• 39:20Peyton Hardin?

  But I've been a proponent to say if I'm married and I die while we're married.

• 39:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 39:24Peyton Hardin?

  Don't move on.

• 39:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 39:25Peyton Hardin?

  I don't want you to move on, you're not happy again. You're, I'm sorry. You made a vow, sickness, health, and death. I'm with you.

• 39:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, sickness, health, and death. So another one, a woman left her kids millions in a trust to be paid out to all of them evenly. Millions of dollars. They have to randomly pass drug tests for the rest of their life.

• 39:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Hell yeah, they do.

• 39:49Cameron Kennedy?

  If my mom croaks early, you best believe I'm hitting a spliff. And now I don't get my money, how am I gonna get through my sorrows? I'm going to my back porch, I'm lighting up, I'm blowing down.

• 39:58Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, the millions of dollars she left you could get you passed.

• 40:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I mean, yeah, but I mean, my god, I mean, I get nothing?

• 40:06Peyton Hardin?

  You get the money.

• 40:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but no, no recreational, just drink.

• 40:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 40:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Or, hey, you have millions of dollars, have somebody else speak for you. Yeah, I go, hey, piss in that bottle, ibuprofen, here we go.

• 40:17Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, I made money in Juco doing that for people.

• 40:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true. Another one, $12,000 was left from an old man to their neighbor when he passed.

• 40:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:28Cameron Kennedy?

  For being the world's most annoying neighbor.

• 40:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 40:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And this was a payoff so they would never speak again. So a man.

• 40:36Peyton Hardin?

  Doesn't make sense because you're never gonna speak again because you're dead.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, he left his money, dead man left money to neighbor.

• 40:42Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:43Cameron Kennedy?

  As a fuck you because you spoke so much and you were so annoying, this is a payoff to no more speaking for you. Even though I'm dead.

• 40:49Peyton Hardin?

  Don't like that one, that guy's dumb.

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And $12,000 didn't save too well, did you?

• 40:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's so dumb, that's the dumbest one ever, I don't like that one.

• 40:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That is bad, here we go, okay. A man left his brother $1 and a handwritten note that said, "Don't spend it all in one place."

• 41:07Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 41:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That would make me, that would make me have ill will toward my dead brother.

• 41:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna throw that out there.

• 41:13Cameron Kennedy?

  My brother left me a bone, one bone.

• 41:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Said, "Don't spend it all in one place."

• 41:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd li- I'd probably like physically grab a dollar bill, rip it and throw it in his open cash. Be like, "See you."

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm turning into Ed Gein. You're becoming a floor mat when people walk into my house. Step on my brother.

• 41:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, "What is that? Oh, it's my brother's back."

• 41:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so now, now-

• 41:31Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine my tough as a-

• 41:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, no, you're tough as like a, a sick little foot warmer. You go-

• 41:39Peyton Hardin?

  You can use it to clean horse hooves. You know those hard bristles?

• 41:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 41:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 41:42Cameron Kennedy?

  A man left his wife money only if she never remarried and hired someone to verify it. That was in his will.

• 41:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wait, say it again? Whoa, I like this!

• 41:55Cameron Kennedy?

  So, the man left his, left his money-

• 41:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:57Cameron Kennedy?

  To his wife-

• 41:58Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Only if she never got remarried and then in the will, someone got hired-

• 42:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 42:04Cameron Kennedy?

  To verify that, that she does not get remarried.

• 42:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so it's like a, a money hitman. Like, you know, like, hey, if you, if you get married-

• 42:11Cameron Kennedy?

  If you get married, it's all gone.

• 42:13Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, is it just, see, okay, I'm taking it a step further. I don't even want you hooking up with somebody, not even married.

• 42:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not even letting them get rocks off if you're gone.

• 42:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, no!

• 42:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gone!

• 42:23Peyton Hardin?

  With all the money-

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gone!

• 42:25Peyton Hardin?

  With all the money in the world, you can be a franchisee of Adam and Eve. Like, you can, I, like, you don't need, no, I'm sorry, I'm insecure.

• 42:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You're dead!

• 42:36Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, my ghost-

• 42:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Your, your securities are the most insecure. They're, they're not existent. You're dead!

• 42:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, because my ghost is in the corner of the room like this. He's like-

• 42:44Cameron Kennedy?

  She doesn't even like it like that!

• 42:46Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, "Ooh, ooh."

• 42:49Cameron Kennedy?

  The guy's just hitting me, he's like, "What the-"

• 42:51Peyton Hardin?

  My ghost is like, "She doesn't even like being on the side." Get off her! But she, oh, oh, my God, oh, my God, your astro, your astral body, your ghost is right there.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 43:04Peyton Hardin?

  Your girl is- Your girl's having sex with the new guy. Your ghost body goes, "She don't even like it like that." She goes, "Oh, my God, this is the best ever."

• 43:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd go, "Oh, my God."

• 43:14Peyton Hardin?

  Stop. This ain't funny, dog. No, don't touch me. Don't touch me.

• 43:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No you don't, no, oh my god, no, no, no, put your hands in the air, put your hands in the air right now and stand up, put your hands in the air and stand up. Don't you touch anything.

• 43:30Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, stop, stop, stop.

• 43:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, move your, no, stop, stop.

• 43:33Peyton Hardin?

  Put your hands in the air, put your hands in, do not touch anything. Stop, don't do that.

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't touch anything, you're gonna, y'all, the world is gonna see what is under the spin.

• 43:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Why'd you bring it to work? Give it up, it's fi, it's life, drink some more water, man.

• 43:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, okay, alright.

• 44:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Explain it.

• 44:02Peyton Hardin?

  I can fire both of you if you make fun, I have the, no, now look, now look, alright, no.

• 44:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, P.

• 44:11Peyton Hardin?

  I have five in.

• 44:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm right off the back of talking about insecurities, just drink some water, I mean, get an extra wash or something.

• 44:19Peyton Hardin?

  I have five in one concealer in my pocket, now, I wear makeup, cats out the bag, alright, cats out the bag, alright, sometimes I need a touch up. My job is, no, no, no, and it's not wrong, that's not the, no.

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, it is.

• 44:36Peyton Hardin?

  It's, and, and you know, and the worst part is, I went alone to buy this and I had to go through the aisles, marking my arm to.

• 44:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, oh, no.

• 44:45Peyton Hardin?

  Test shades.

• 44:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You were swatching concealers by yourself.

• 44:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:52Cameron Kennedy?

  In a, in where, an Ulta?

• 44:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I have a membership.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you, you have a membership to Ulta?

• 44:57Peyton Hardin?

  I have a membership.

• 44:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You swatch concealers on your, your skin by yourself at a six, seven.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  Because half the comments have recently have been, oh, get that pimple patch off your head, I think you're making a political statement.

• 45:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, my, my, my own blood made a comment about that.

• 45:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Gabe Johnson said, if, if Peyton wears that one more episode, I'm shooting a double leg at him, he said, I'm taking his, the ground, I'm taking it off myself.

• 45:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay, so I've had this pimple patch and it became, okay, this is the thing, I had a pimple and I kept trying to cover it up and when it was healing, so I'd like pop it and then cover it up with a pimple patch because I had to be on camera and then so it was just going back into itself, so it became a cyst.

• 45:33Peyton Hardin?

  It was like, finally get to breathe. More bacteria. Oh, we're out again. No, let's leave. Yes, yes. Yeah, you're suffocating. I went to the dermatologist and they put a syringe in there. And so I was covering it up, right? And I was, because I'm insecure. I'm insecure and so I bought makeup and I've been wearing makeup since high school. I've been wearing makeup since high school because I always had an acne problem. I took Accutane twice. You know how bad your skin's gotta be to fail Accutane twice?

• 45:59Peyton Hardin?

  You suck. What the, it's because you used to drink half a gallon of Diet Coke a day. Yeah. Also, I wear concealer sometimes. Concealer up. And I've gotten good at blending recent. I've gotten real good at blending. I didn't put it on today. I forgot because I got here late to the shoots. So that's why my hat's been like this. Yeah, I wear makeup. Cat's out the bag. Sorry. Every famous anchor, news anchor wears makeup. They get touched up by a crew. They have glam crews that make a livable salary. I'm my own glam crew. You have a $6 concealer in your pocket. Way more than that. Don't play with me. This is five in one. Don't play with me. Dude, I hate you. This is. Does Baldi know about this? She touches me up.

• 46:44Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I'm not gonna lie. My girl, my makeup, okay, so I have a whole like makeup bag. I'm not, okay, what the happening? Having a panic attack all the time. I have like that Vecna truth serum.

• 46:58Peyton Hardin?

  I spy one last time. You have, you have a. Vecna, I'm well. You go, no, it is my bag. I promise. You have. Yeah. A makeup bag. Yes, but it's not full yet. Not a toiletry bag. Not a grown ass man toiletry bag. There's some mouthwash, a little shooter of whiskey, maybe a condom and a toothbrush. No. You have a makeup bag. Yes, okay, but the thing, let's be honest here. The thing is, the thing is, I've been wearing makeup since high school. And it's hard for me because like it's hard for me to go into makeup stores and buy things for myself because it's my pride, right? And I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed about it. I'm embarrassed about it because I know my homies aren't really my homies. Hey, I love you, dog. No, look at you. Teach me how to touch up. Robbie hasn't even made eye contact yet. Teach me how to touch up and I'll help you out. No, okay, but this is the thing.

• 47:42Peyton Hardin?

  And so whenever I first got into my relationship, she came to the bathroom and she saw this makeup bag and she was like, and she's a cool girl, so she was like, hey. She's like, who the fuck was staying over here? No, she doesn't do that. She's not crazy. She said, she said, "Hey, if we're gonna be taking things more seriously, I would appreciate if you throw your ex's stuff away." And I go, "Oh, baby, that's mine." I said, "She couldn't wear those colors."

• 48:11Peyton Hardin?

  "That bitch didn't know glam, she tried." I'm just kidding, I don't know.

• 48:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. Yeah. No, but I, and there's nothing wrong. I'll blend y'all up nice.

• 48:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you won't.

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  Half the tour, I was beat.

• 48:29Peyton Hardin?

  Are you crazy? I had a real bad, like, breakout on the east coast leg of the tour. I was in the green room with powder.

• 48:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, you weren't 21 Jump Street, but you were, but you were touching up, you were blending.

• 48:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's why I made sure on the rider that they had, like, the vanities with the bulbs. I was in that.

• 48:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I just thought you liked your selfies.

• 48:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, why do you think I had, like, makeup? Deffry Star was on, in my algorithms for like, six months.

• 48:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That's crazy. I mean, that is, God bless you, and the Vecta Truth Serum helped.

• 49:01Peyton Hardin?

  It got to a point where I was going into, like, MAC, I saw, like, the Shane Dawson conspiracy palette, and I said, "Those colors is bad. I don't like them." I'm starting to know blends and concealers and stuff.

• 49:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's fine. And it's honestly a great hobby. I think you should, now that it's out the bag, you should just live with it.

• 49:18Peyton Hardin?

  Because it's always in my duffel bag, and I put it in my pocket.

• 49:21Cameron Kennedy?

  It's in your pocket.

• 49:22Peyton Hardin?

  I put it in my pocket, I was supposed to do it before, and y'all, have y'all noticed me ever wearing makeup before?

• 49:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I've noticed the pimple. I'm sorry. I mean, that's some, just winking at me. That bitch is huge. That, I mean, that, no, P, oh, P.

• 49:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that bitch, it's got a tooth. I mean, I, I see the, I see the form. Oh, my God. Okay, ladies, was that, was that proper form? I mean, so much, so much saggy draw, just hanging out. Look at, oh, no!

• 49:51Speaker 03

  Oh, no! Oh, man.

• 49:57Peyton Hardin?

  Nope. Not that much cheek, that stays censored.

• 50:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I, I, I'm, I love you and I'm proud of it, though. I'm proud of you.

• 50:08Peyton Hardin?

  That kinda reminded me because I was wearing makeup when we went to dinner with AMP and RDC. I was wearing makeup then too. How long have you been doing this? Since high school. I know, but like it was like a continuous thing? It was like ups and downs, like a freaky motivation? Yeah, whenever my skin was clear, I don't wear it. Oh, okay. No.

• 50:26Peyton Hardin?

  You said when my skin was clear, I don't wear it? Running up that hill! That song, god, that song is so good. So good. Stranger Things made that amazing. So good. Um, so look. Do you remember when we went to dinner with AMP and RDC World? Yes. And it was like the most terrifying experience ever? It was a very daunting task. It was a very daunting dinner. Dude, if you don't know who AMP is, basically it's Kai Sinat, Duke Dennis, Agent Zero, Davis, Chris, all them, that group, right? And then RDC World, Mark Phillips, Ben, Leland, Dylan. Dez. Dez. We were in Los Angeles and we, for some reason, like two, three years ago, we got invited to a dinner with them. Yeah. You remember that? Yeah, it was super fun. It was super fun.

• 51:12Peyton Hardin?

  Until the end. Then it was, it was bullets of sweat. Oh, suddenly gotta go poopy, sorry. Yeah, I don't know if I've told this story before, but if I have, it's been years, so I'm gonna tell it again. Mmm, man. And probably this one's gonna be more honest than the times before. Cause we've built a relationship with them now and we're cooler. Dog, so we're sitting at a dinner table with AMP and RDC World, right? And this is a steakhouse. I'm not gonna say which one, but like this, this isn't like we went to like Whataburger. Like this is a, this is a steak, steak dinner. It's a nice steakhouse in Los Angeles, right? And I, and first of all, me and Cam aren't at the point of our careers where we belong at this dinner table. Oh, no! No, no, we're, we're here because we're friends with Mark and he invited us. He's a great bringer on her. Yes, sir.

• 51:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right, so I'm sitting, I'm seeing AMP, I'm seeing Phantom, I'm looking at, I'm looking at Mark Phillips, I'm looking at everybody. There's some streamers, there's some different streamers, there's a lot of people at this dinner. A lot of people. Deep table too, fun dinner. It's like 14 people. Very fun dinner. 14 people at this dinner now. Me and Cam, our finances were fully spent on getting to this trip, right? Let's say there was supposed to be 12 at that dinner. Yes. Me and him were the two that weren't supposed to be there. We made it 14. Right. So we're eating. Honest to God, I want to say I had to pull up a chair. Like, I'm not kidding. If I remember right, I think I literally had to pull up a chair. We were like, we were like. There was physically a table for 12 and we were like. Yeah, me and Cam were like this because we weren't supposed to be there. And then AMP is so nice. They, you could tell they didn't know who we were. Like, who are these big [__] at the end of the table? But it was great.

• 52:40Peyton Hardin?

  But yeah, so we're, everybody's ordering. They're going around ordering. Now, I was not used to this lifestyle where people were saying, oh, I want to try that. Let's order family portions of this. Yeah, I want three different entrees to, to dibble dabble in. To try. And so I said, oh, oh, everybody here is rich. Yeah. And we're not. Nowhere near. Right. No, I'm at the point of broke. At this time, I had a bank account that was still a child's bank account. Like, you know, whenever your parents are trying to teach you banking and stuff? Financial literacy. And they open up a bank account?

• 53:19Peyton Hardin?

  It did. No, it did. I still got lollipops when I went and tried to make deposits. And I was making content for a living at this point. And you were getting on planes going to Los Angeles. Oh, my God, I was just. You have a smiley face on your debit card. Right. I had to, if I called and I was like, hey, I, I need to like, I need more money. They go, they go, what's the password, sweetie? You know, I was like, fish dick seven. Right? So I was like that. It was really embarrassing. Anyway. So just to say I didn't have any money, and going around this table, AMP, these rich streamers are ordering everything, like the most expensive food. They're not even looking at prices. Me and Cam are like, we can split this steak, right?

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  I go, let's get one steak, eight ounces, let's split it. But to make it look like we're really eating and doing it, let's throw a Cobb salad. Right. And so me and Cam. By the way, we're both drinking water. Me and Cam were fully expecting to leave this dinner hungry. Oh, oh, yeah. Like, we, we knew we were gonna run through McDonald's after. Yeah, 100%. We're gonna go back, we're gonna talk about tomorrow, we're gonna run through McDonald's. Right. So we're ordering food. I've now, I've finished my food. Cam's finished his food, right? Yes. We made it a point not to touch anything that they ordered.

• 54:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

  Cause they're ordering the most expensive sides, there's stacks of crabs and oyster. I'm like, I've never even seen this.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, at one, literally at one point, the server said, yeah, the wagyu is, uh, I think he said 45 or 50 dollars an ounce. Not gonna say who, someone goes, yeah, let's get 10 ounces. I said, that's 500.

• 54:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it was Agent. No, Agent 007.

• 54:47Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, yeah, let's get 10 ounces of wagyu, just 500 dollars off of it, right there.

• 54:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, Agent said.

• 54:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And that was one thing of a, of a plate, the size of the Last Supper table, filled with food.

• 54:55Peyton Hardin?

  And Agent's a top tier pocket watcher, so I can say, his dinner alone was close to a thousand dollars.

• 54:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, easily. Oh, I think it's more.

• 55:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:01Cameron Kennedy?

  With everything, uh, yeah.

• 55:02Peyton Hardin?

  That was one person, 14 people at this dinner, right? So the dinner's over, I'm expecting, me and Cam.

• 55:10Peyton Hardin?

  Me and Cam are like, okay, this is how much we're gonna pay together, right? We're gonna split it this way, right?

• 55:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:15Peyton Hardin?

  Here, I'm gonna zell you, right? Cause I don't know if my card's gonna work and we cannot get the card.

• 55:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Say fish, steak, seven.

• 55:21Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, I can't say fish, steak, seven in front of Kaizen now. I can't, I cannot do that, alright? So, I go, I go, no, no problem, bro, no problem. I'm gonna use my ally card. I'm like, I'm like, do you think if I, you're like, you think if I steal one of Duke Dennis's diamonds off that chain, we could pay for this?

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I appreciate it, bro.

• 55:36Peyton Hardin?

  Take it, we run?

• 55:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, literally though, we're like leaned over, I'm like, bro, look at this tweet, it's crazy as hell. I'm like, just zell me later.

• 55:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 55:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Just zell me later, I'll do it, but no, you, you have to zell me.

• 55:44Peyton Hardin?

  We're figuring this out, then AMP and RDC World, right? After they've spent at least 20,000 dollars on this dinner, what they haven't spent yet, at least they've accumulated thousands of dollars worth of food on this table. We've touched 65 dollars worth of it.

• 55:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. We split a cop's out.

• 55:58Peyton Hardin?

  They're laughing, ha, ha. They're like, hey, time to bring out the check, how are we gonna do this? You know what? Bring one check. I go, okay.

• 56:08Cameron Kennedy?

  At first I went, dude, they're gracious people.

• 56:10Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, the rich people are paying.

• 56:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's awesome, man.

• 56:12Peyton Hardin?

  The streamers really are nice, man.

• 56:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, dude, thank you so much.

• 56:15Peyton Hardin?

  Me and Cam high five under the table.

• 56:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, Ted touches his leg, I'm like, dude, yeah.

• 56:20Peyton Hardin?

  And then. They go, they go, y'all wanna play a game? Y'all wanna play a game? And I go, I like games. So I was like, dude, anybody brought cards out? They go.

• 56:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I spy?

• 56:30Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do credit card roulette.

• 56:35Peyton Hardin?

  When I, when I say my heart hit my.

• 56:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my, my literally went.

• 56:40Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I haven't even, I've never in a month made what that dinner cost.

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, I said, oh, I said, I don't even have a credit card. I said, like, if mine were to get, if mine were to get chosen, my card will be declined.

• 56:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  This would be the worst day of my life, so I don't even know if we're allowed to play.

• 56:55Peyton Hardin?

  That, that brought me and Cam so close together. I'm saying, when they said, let's play card roulette, me and Cam immediately grabbed him.

• 57:01Cameron Kennedy?

  We said, we said, oh. Oh. And in hindsight, Mark was trying to, it was like, it was a, it honestly was a sadistic way to give us our flowers.

• 57:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He was giving us our fight, cause he goes, okay. He goes, someone from y'all, like, someone from AMP, put your card up. I'll put our card up. And he goes, and he looks.

• 57:20Peyton Hardin?

  He looks at us like laughing.

• 57:21Cameron Kennedy?

  We're at two seats that aren't supposed to be at the table. We're sitting like this with the biggest one. And he's like, he's like, oh, y'all are big boys now. Y'all on the come up, y'all are doing great. Y'all gotta put a card up. And we literally went.

• 57:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And we're under the table like.

• 57:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And when I tell you to take.

• 57:40Peyton Hardin?

  So, so then we're, we, me and Cam, I swear to God, we pull out the company card. The company card, we just opened this, cause we were told to.

• 57:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 57:48Peyton Hardin?

  Like, there was probably, like, just enough on this company card.

• 57:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Back to Dallas. There's nothing on there.

• 57:55Peyton Hardin?

  And this wasn't earned money, this was still loan money. That was on this card. I literally pulled the card out of my wallet. My wallet has rips in it, like, it's horrible. It's like, people, like, like.

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, y'all don't understand.

• 58:08Peyton Hardin?

  Agent was looking at me like this.

• 58:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, look, it was like this?

• 58:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's, I put my card down. Now, the waitress comes to the table, right?

• 58:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 58:18Peyton Hardin?

  The, the AMP, and Artie C are so excited. We're playing card roulette. Swap all the cards behind your back, pick one.

• 58:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Do that behind your back and just pick one. They, they're still good to tap.

• 58:26Peyton Hardin?

  They're smiling, they're smiling. I'm like this.

• 58:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You ever make such hard eye contact with something to try to change the outcome? Oh yeah. No, I went reverse psychology. I was staring at Mark's card. I was staring at Mark's card. I literally said, "Pick this one." In my head, I was like, "She's gonna pick this one. She's gonna pick this one." I'm not looking at my card. I don't want her to know that's mine. Pick that one. Pick that one. I'm literally looking at her eyes. Like, I'm hoping she can read my mind that if our cards picked, we're over a dinner we weren't supposed to be at. Bro. I'm like this. She turns the card. Everybody, like, A and P, RDC, they're having fun laughing. Yeah, they're excited to see. It might be you, bro. Yeah, even the point, she's like, "Oh, who's it gonna be?" I'm like, "This isn't funny." Like, this is not, this is life or death. Like, this is not funny.

• 59:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, my butt is as tight as it can be. Yeah, like, oh. She pulls out a card. It's RDC World's card, right? Mark Phillips is literally like this. Ah, A and P is like, ah, me and Cameron like,

• 59:38Cameron Kennedy?

  we're flipping, the forks are flying everywhere. I literally look at Duke, I'm like,

• 59:48Cameron Kennedy?

  oh my god, oh yeah, I go, "Oh, you didn't finish your play. I've been waiting on it." I'm like, "A and P's broke."

• 59:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, dude, no, no. That was, to this day, one, like, one of the most high anxious moments of my entire, it literally was terrifying. It was terrifying. I literally went, next time we see them, I wanna bring it up. And they're like, they're gonna be like, "No." Yeah, they're like, "No." That was a regular Thursday. Yeah. I'm like, "Well, that was almost the bane of my villain arc." I almost had to start selling my ass to cover for that if we would've lost that deal. And I love that that was just a Thursday for you. I love that that was a summer night Thursday for you. I almost, my whole life almost shifted. Yeah. I can recall one of them saying, "Yeah, this isn't even a bad one, though." Yeah. Oh, no, they did! And then they're like, "Oh, do you remember that one in New York?" Yeah.

• 1:00:43Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, "Dude, no, that one was crazy. Like, we even had to split that one up." I said, We would have split up if we would have had to pay this bill. We would have ended.

• 1:00:51Peyton Hardin?

  I would still be washing dishes at that restaurant right now.

• 1:00:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be selling the f*** out of stuff at Hibbit Sports. I'd be, I mean, I'd be slanging at Hibbit. Oh my god.

• 1:00:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, dude. Yeah, so that's a story, uh...

• 1:01:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was...

• 1:01:02Peyton Hardin?

  We probably already told that, but maybe we didn't tell the, the full truth like that before.

• 1:01:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog. Oh my god. That, that was a fun, it was a fun moment, though. That was like, it's one of those, it's like a, it's like a haunted house. Or like a, a, you're doing something bad, but when you get out of it, you're like, oh, like that thrill.

• 1:01:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Like when you just like ding dong ditch, it, it literally felt like that. I was like, oh my god, we're done. It's just big.

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  Dude, I'm selling my teacher's salary.

• 1:01:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. No, you think you were.

• 1:01:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I, I think I was.

• 1:01:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he was a teacher.

• 1:01:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I, I would have been, that would have been my, like, that would have been my February to May payment.

• 1:01:37Peyton Hardin?

  You might have got a divorce.

• 1:01:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, a little bit of like, what the?

• 1:01:40Cameron Kennedy?

  No, she's done.

• 1:01:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I go, Jayden from Brooklyn, when I find you, you're f***ed up.

• 1:01:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, maybe just for the title's sake, Cam got eleven thousand dollars stolen from him.

• 1:01:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Well, stolen's a nice way to put it.

• 1:01:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, your wife gave away eleven thousand dollars.

• 1:01:57Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. Yep. It's, it was rough. Still love her, we're still here today, but yeah, no, I didn't, I actually, the first time in my life, I never left the bed for 24 hours, outside to pee.

• 1:02:06Peyton Hardin?

  I remember that. So my parents came that week. My parents came that week, and I remember they wanted to see you, and I was like, I don't think it's happening. Yeah, I remember it was Ryan's birthday. We went to, that day that it happened, I think.

• 1:02:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:17Peyton Hardin?

  It was Ryan's birthday. We went out to a dinner that, that night, and Liv left before the appetizer, because she got up crying.

• 1:02:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she was so in her head, and it, it...

• 1:02:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, she, she deserved to be.

• 1:02:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, yeah, but like, I even told her, I was like, it already happened, it's in the past. Like, I, I'm talking, I sped straight to the bank. Like, I sped there, and I was like, no, no, this can't be. Like, this cannot be.

• 1:02:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And then it happened, and then we had a dinner to go to, and I was like, just let it go, let it go. And she, she was eating the appetizer, she went...

• 1:02:44Peyton Hardin?

  She was like, "I'm so sorry, I can't."

• 1:02:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't be her. I can't be eating food that costs money. I was like, "Liv, what the hell?"

• 1:02:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I remember, I remember somebody at that dinner whispered to me, they're like, "Is Cam and Liv okay? Are they gonna break up?" And I was like, "Honestly, I don't know."

• 1:02:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're like, "Hey, let's just pray for the best."

• 1:02:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I remember that boy Cam called me, he was like, and me and Cam, like, we've had, I can tell, there's versions of Cam, there's these, it's happened very rarely, where he's called me and he's like, "Bro, I just need to talk to you." And I'm like, "Oh," because Cam rarely gets upset, y'all know Cam.

• 1:03:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:15Peyton Hardin?

  He's like, "Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I need to talk to you." That boy told me, and I was like, "Oh my god." Basically, it was, I'm not gonna tell the story for you, because maybe we could tell this on another episode, but, uh, you know how 96-year-olds get scammed on the phone?

• 1:03:28Cameron Kennedy?

  That happened to my 23-year-old fiance or wife, or 24.

• 1:03:32Peyton Hardin?

  Just cleared, cleared the whole bank account to a stranger in New York. Yeah, we're gonna, we might tell that story next week if you, uh, if y'all want it.

• 1:03:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll give that next week.

• 1:03:43Peyton Hardin?

  Can I ask you a question?

• 1:03:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's hear it.

• 1:03:45Peyton Hardin?

  Real quick, because we're talking about relationships and stuff.

• 1:03:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, god. Oh, my god.

• 1:03:50Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, episode 200, yeah, y'all get to see Voldemort. Maybe. Depends. She has the right to say she doesn't want to do it anymore, but.

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe, maybe if there's enough comments on this episode that will convince her, say, "Bolde, we need you, Bolde, we wanna meet you, please, Bolde, please, Bolde." Maybe she'll see that and be like, "You know what? Okay."

• 1:04:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. But I'm ready.

• 1:04:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Relationships, what were we saying?

• 1:04:10Peyton Hardin?

  It's me and my relationships. So, I've been in a relationship.

• 1:04:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I see the concealer real quick? Can I see the thing?

• 1:04:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, because I did a bad job, and I think it doesn't, it doesn't show how good.

• 1:04:18Cameron Kennedy?

  From here, it looks good.

• 1:04:19Peyton Hardin?

  Because I did, I am good at makeup. It's not funny.

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, I did do makeup tutorials as a kid. I wasn't good then.

• 1:04:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's fine. It's good. That looks a lot better. It really does. It really does. Like, I mean, maybe, I mean, it's not perfect. I still clearly, very easily see that.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  Well, if I spend time, like, 30 minutes, I'll, I'll get it done.

• 1:04:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Thir- half an hour?

• 1:04:42Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you, I am nice. Like, whenever I met my girl's parents, I was wearing makeup. Sorry.

• 1:04:49Peyton Hardin?

  Relationships. Yeah, anyway. Relationships. Speaking of relationships, so I've been in a relationship for about, I mean, honestly, a couple of days. That's the first I asked, finally. What? You didn't know that? What? Yeah, I asked. You asked her? You wanted to be my girlfriend, yeah. Yeah. No way! When? The 20th.

• 1:05:13Peyton Hardin?

  Christmas, not good.

• 1:05:17Peyton Hardin?

  The 20th. Yeah, yeah, the 20th. Bro! Oh, give me hugs. Give me hugs.

• 1:05:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yo, literally, you see her every day for the past like four months. No, you've basically been dating for a lot longer, but it's official. Yeah, it's, yeah. That's sick. Anyway. Oh my god, how'd you do it? You wanna know? Oh my god, the whole world wants to know. Tell us your, how you... Maybe she tells it on episode 200. That's fair, that's fair, that's fair. Well, yeah, it was really good, too. I told her, tighten up. I was like, you've been here fucking a while.

• 1:05:48Cameron Kennedy?

  She was crying, there was waterworks. Oh my god, oh my god, she was crying.

• 1:05:51Peyton Hardin?

  I did with the flus, I was little, too. So we couldn't celebrate. Oh, god.

• 1:05:59Peyton Hardin?

  But, uh, so I've been in a relationship for not too long, a couple of months. Yeah, like eight days. I've been in a relationship for a couple of months, you've been in a relationship for eight years. Yeah, long time, long time. So you've been in a relationship a long time. Now, this is, for the holidays, this is the longest I've spent away from my girl. Right? And I'm a 26-year-old man, and I wanna know if this is still okay to do. Okay. I was away from my girl for like three days, and I missed her, right? And I like to sleep next to her. You better watch your, you better watch what you say. As a 26-year-old man, I still ask, and borderline demand, my girl to FaceTime sleep with me.

• 1:06:40Peyton Hardin?

  Like, we go to sleep on FaceTime together. That is the lamest, most... ...thing a grown man can do that I've ever heard. Really? Yes. But it's, isn't it so nice to wake up, your phone's hot, and they're still there? No, your phone's hot, battery drained, your bed's probably warm now, and all I'm hearing is live...

• 1:07:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not attractive. It's not, I'm not seeing, it's not fun. I'm not holding nothing. I'm not holding nothing. I'm going to bed. I want to watch TikTok.

• 1:07:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I'm saying, you could joint watch TikTok. You share play TikTok. That's what we did.

• 1:07:23Peyton Hardin?

  I might, honestly, I don't think you're in love.

• 1:07:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You, no, no, I think I'm in so much love that I want my space sometimes, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  Me too, but not at night.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I would pay money to sleep somewhere else. But like, oh, sleep away from it for night. I'll pay, I'll literally pay.

• 1:07:39Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, okay, so how long have you been sleeping in the same bed as your wife?

• 1:07:42Cameron Kennedy?

  For a long time, like, fuck, I mean, like, four-ish years now.

• 1:07:46Peyton Hardin?

  Four years, so say you go on a two-week trip away from your wife, and you're not-

• 1:07:50Cameron Kennedy?

  God, it's great. I go, it's so good. I've never, I'm more limber than ever. I don't have any pain in my ribs from her little, like, orc feet, just sticking to my ribs all night. I get to sleep normal. I get to sleep longer.

• 1:08:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:02Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no baby. There's no alarm. Now, all this sounds bad, but I'm saying the sleep-

• 1:08:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it seems like you hate the life you chose.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, I, I love it. I call her before I go to bed, but I will, that's the difference. You're like, oh babe, let's share play and joint do TikTok. No, someone's mad. I don't like my wife's algorithm. It's a bunch of sappy mom, she doesn't like my algorithm, it's sports and it's shit like that.

• 1:08:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, my girl's out.

• 1:08:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, don't, don't, don't, don't, calm down.

• 1:08:26Peyton Hardin?

  My girl out.

• 1:08:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, hey, just breathe.

• 1:08:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna do something real bad. I'm gonna do something I regret.

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Just breathe, don't, no, you're not, no, you're not. I will tackle you before that TV gets shattered. No.

• 1:08:37Peyton Hardin?

  My girl's algorithm is really funny, so I like it. Like, she's funny. Yeah. But, so you think I'm weird, as a 26-year-old man, with, when I'm away from my girl for 48 hours, I need to FaceTime sleep with her?

• 1:08:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:08:49Peyton Hardin?

  I need to sleep on FaceTime with her?

• 1:08:50Cameron Kennedy?

  No, what is the point of it?

• 1:08:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sad, I miss you. I miss you.

• 1:08:55Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's not doing, you're not Soulja Boy. This isn't Kiss Me Through The Phone. You say you love her, maybe, maybe you see it or not.

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Golly.

• 1:09:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe, maybe you show something, you leave happy, and then it's over.

• 1:09:11Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:09:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, good night. TikToks for the next three hours. If you text, I'm not responding because I'm pretending I'm asleep, when really I'm doing something I like. When really I'm just doom scrolling. Don't get to do it at home. I've watched 413 TikToks, still awake. Oh babe, I really miss you. I'd love to talk to you. Mmm, can't read it because I'm supposed to be asleep. That's how that works.

• 1:09:32Peyton Hardin?

  I think you've.

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what you do.

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  See, I don't have to do that, cuz I don't.

• 1:09:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe a little TV, SportsCenter.

• 1:09:37Peyton Hardin?

  But that's, see, that's the difference. I don't predicate my relationship on lies. I can say, I can say, hey, I wanna watch TV. I wanna watch TikToks.

• 1:09:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I tell her that too.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's on the backend text, babe, you still up? Sure am, but you're not gonna know. Oh, oops, she's gonna check to see if the green dots there. Time to move to Twitter. Not gonna be tracked down. Let's pop in the Insta real quick. Oops, she's on Insta. Back to Twitter. I'm not being caught. I'm doing what I want.

• 1:10:04Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I, I have to, I have to. And we make it worse. Whenever we go to sleep together on FaceTime, cuz normally when we sleep together in the same bed, we, we go cheek to cheek, like face to face cheek. Cuz it's the most comfortable way. No, don't make fun of me. Don't make fun of me. Y'all should be happy. I spent my whole twenties being sad.

• 1:10:24Peyton Hardin?

  We like to go to sleep, we like to sleep cheek to cheek like this, right? And we like to like, we literally like share each other's breath. It's the best thing ever. No, it's so nice. I love, I love her nighttime breath. It's a, it's a little nasty. I love it. I love it.

• 1:10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, your breath is, oh.

• 1:10:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, don't talk about my breath. So, we're going like this, and that's, my mind has conformed that that's how you sleep. So, when we FaceTime and we go to sleep together, I go, babes, cheekies, cheeky time. Baby, it's cheeky time.

• 1:10:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Babes cheekies time.

• 1:11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Babes cheeky time. And then y'all, y'all start on the phone. You're sitting there.

• 1:11:10Peyton Hardin?

  Are you, are you catching Psycho?

• 1:11:13Peyton Hardin?

  We did. And then she, but I like that she plays along too. She goes, babe, you need to bring your cheek up a little bit. It's not even. And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.

• 1:11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, dude, this, I mean, I, there's a couple things. One.

• 1:11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You better, you better never do wrong by this woman, cuz you have found the ultimate, the ultimate, ultimate partner. And two. She needs, her, her literal heart needs to be studied on how it's so vast and so, oh, oh, oh so understanding, oh so understanding.

• 1:11:40Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's understanding, she's the same as me.

• 1:11:42Cameron Kennedy?

  On the outside, you're a 6'7" light-skinned s**t model, and on the inside, you talk about some old cheekies and your debit cards have smiley faces and your password is fishdick7 and you use concealer.

• 1:11:51Peyton Hardin?

  I would venture to say aesthetically, it's more crazy that she's weird. She literally looks like a supermodel. Like, she's 5'11".

• 1:11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, but that, but that, but that's a thing nowadays. That's a, that's a thing. That's a thing nowadays.

• 1:12:02Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, whenever we were first, we first met her and we were like, that's the most beautiful person we've seen ever, like, in person, we would have never thought.

• 1:12:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's, that's true.

• 1:12:11Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I literally pick her up and I go, "Ooh, baby, lifties."

• 1:12:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and she goes, "Ooh, doo doo doo doo doo."

• 1:12:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, she does.

• 1:12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my dude. Oh, my god.

• 1:12:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Robbie knows. We'll talk about it on the extended.

• 1:12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I go like this, "Love you, Liv," and out of here.

• 1:12:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's it. And you'll get there one day.

• 1:12:25Peyton Hardin?

  I do it sometimes.

• 1:12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I lo-, I love Liv. That was all jokes, but yeah, you're tripping. I, I will never FaceTime sleep.

• 1:12:30Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I don't think you're in love.

• 1:12:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm past love. That's, that's just the reality.

• 1:12:35Peyton Hardin?

  It's just acceptance.

• 1:12:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I would take a bullet for Liv. I love her more than anything. I, she's the greatest. But, yeah, exactly. I am not going to fake sleep with my artificial wife through a, a 7-inch rectangle.

• 1:12:48Peyton Hardin?

  She uses her iPad.

• 1:12:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you prop a pillow up for her?

• 1:12:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. Cause we don't sleep like that. She doesn't like pillows when she sleeps.

• 1:12:55Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, cheek to cheek, like, where are your hips?

• 1:12:59Peyton Hardin?

  We're spooning.

• 1:13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  So then how are you cheek to cheek?

• 1:13:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm big. I'm really big.

• 1:13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So are you big spoon or little spoon?

• 1:13:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm big spoon.

• 1:13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a big spoon and you're just taking, you're nogging and putting it on her head.

• 1:13:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Or we can sleep to s-, back, like, if we, we call it vamp-, vampire sleepies. We're on our back and we just go like this. Vampire sleepies.

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  And the beard doesn't irritate?

• 1:13:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, she's broken out a little bit right here.

• 1:13:23Peyton Hardin?

  Cause she, she told, she, she says, hey, you gotta wash your beard. Cause I keep, I'm breaking out. I don't like it. No, yeah, she doesn't like pillows. We'll talk about them when she's on. She's getting enough spotlight.

• 1:13:33Peyton Hardin?

  She's not that cool.

• 1:13:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, can I?

• 1:13:35Peyton Hardin?

  She smells my sick farts.

• 1:13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I mean like.

• 1:13:38Peyton Hardin?

  I think the episode's done.

• 1:13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but there's a line, there really is. There's a line, there's a line of, and then it's like you're, you're crossing.

• 1:13:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, she goes, oh, you are sickies. Let's get out, let's get out. Let's end the episode. We, we did it. We got it. We, everything's good. It's a good episode. Nah.

• 1:13:53Peyton Hardin?

  Next week is gonna be good.

• 1:13:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, you are sickies. Hmm. Where's your pecker? Ooh, tiny peckies. Oh, such little tiny meters.

• 1:14:04Peyton Hardin?

  Sounds like my house.

• 1:14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God. I, I pray, I pray all of you can find love like that one day. And I, I'm so glad for our boy. Uh, appreciate each and every single one of you coming back to episode 198. Guys, we're two away. Two away from episode 200. That is almost four years consecutive, never missing a Monday. We absolutely love and appreciate you all for coming back week after week. Hey, as always, share this with your biggest enemy, your number one hater, your number one friend, your best friend, your aunt, your uncle, your cousin, your mom, your pappy, your dog, your fish. Share with anybody. We absolutely love you. Confuse the casuals, get the good karma with this week's secret code.

• 1:14:44Peyton Hardin?

  Give it to me, Cameron. You got it.

• 1:14:46Cameron Kennedy?

  A R T, art.

• 1:14:47Peyton Hardin?

  Art.

• 1:14:50Peyton Hardin?

  A R, um, assimilating Robitussin.

• 1:14:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I just loved your story in the beginning. Austin road trip.

• 1:15:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, uh.

• 1:15:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Assimilating Robitussin.

• 1:15:06Peyton Hardin?

  Love you and remember, one hour to Walberries, don't make it home to Christmas. We'll see you. Next time.

• 1:15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Assimilating Robitussin testicles.

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