Grand Theft Rickshaw

Conan chats with Rusty from Mumbai about living in the city with spinal muscular atrophy, ideas for his YouTube channel, and why his dad is both the best and worst wingman. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

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• 1:03Speaker 03

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• 1:13Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 1:14Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, hi, Rusty. I'd like to apologize.

• 1:17Speaker 04

  King Coco the Red.

• 1:18Conan O'Brien?

  Yes.

• 1:19Speaker 04

  Podcast plunderer.

• 1:21Conan O'Brien?

  Thank you.

• 1:22Speaker 04

  Freckle fiend.

• 1:23Conan O'Brien?

  Freckle fiend.

• 1:24Speaker 04

  Unholy puppet of the gods of mischief and mahan.

• 1:27Conan O'Brien?

  What the hell is going on?

• 1:29Speaker 04

  Lady Mauzessian of Pasadena. Mother of coyotes.

• 1:33Conan O'Brien?

  I love this intro. Thank you very much.

• 1:36Speaker 04

  I'm barely the wise ass.

• 1:41Speaker 04

  Hello, assorted minions and henchmen. And Aaron the nerd.

• 1:46Conan O'Brien?

  At...

• 1:47Speaker 04

  What's up?

• 1:48Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, my God. Who... I have to know. Who are you? Who are you? Identify yourself, sir, immediately.

• 1:58Speaker 04

  I am Sir Rusty Rustamirani from Mumbai, India.

• 2:02Conan O'Brien?

  Oh my god, your name is Rusty and you live in Mumbai, India?

• 2:05Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 2:06Conan O'Brien?

  I don't think I would have guessed that, but I wouldn't have guessed anything. Nothing you said after that intro would make sense to me.

• 2:14Speaker 04

  From one cartoon character come to another, like, you know, I would expect.

• 2:19Conan O'Brien?

  Rusty, I love you already, I really do. You seem like an amazing person. What a burst of energy and joy from Rusty. Rusty, tell us a little bit of-

• 2:27Speaker 04

  And it's only 1:30 AM at night, you know.

• 2:31Conan O'Brien?

  Sorry about that, Rusty.

• 2:32Speaker 04

  I'm not even caffeinated yet, I'm not even caffeinated, so can you believe that?

• 2:36Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I don't want to see you on caffeine, if this is you without caffeine.

• 2:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:40Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, let me slow it down here for a second. Your name is Rusty Rusty Irani, and you are from Mumbai, India. That's where you're talking to us from. And tell us a little bit about yourself, Rusty.

• 2:51Speaker 04

  Well, I'm from Mumbai, India. I have, I'm born and brought up in India. The accent is a result of me having traveled to the US since I was 13 to find the cure for the disease that I suffer from. So I'm on a wheelchair, I've been on a wheelchair all my life. I suffer from this progressive neurological condition called spinal muscular atrophy. It's SMA for short. It's got the world's most expensive drug right now, which I won't ever have access to because, you know, it's, I don't fall under the compassionate user program. So it's a progressive disorder where my body doesn't make this protein that like helps my nerves to, you know, create more nerve cells to help my muscles grow. So hence the atrophy bit. And yeah, I was a kid-

• 3:36Conan O'Brien?

  Can I ask you quickly? So you have this, you have this ailment-

• 3:40Speaker 04

  It's a progressive neurological disorder, yes.

• 3:43Conan O'Brien?

  And are you, how do you get it?

• 3:45Speaker 04

  I could walk as a child, and then I met with a bike accident at the age of nine, go figure, like, you know. So, yeah, met with a bike accident, and I've been on a wheelchair for the last 35 years.

• 3:56Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  Uh, and I'm like, I've driven different wheelchairs like since then. And I went to school here in Mumbai and then I went, went and studied English from a college here in Mumbai. I majored in English, got my first degree in English and then I had this bug up my ass because I loved films. And during the whole period of my convalescence as a kid, my mom opened the whole world of cinema and books. And because I could not speak as legibly and as articulately right now as I'm speaking with you guys here. I, I, I used to only speak with the head nod and like speaking like this guy, like all every typical Indian, how we usually tend to talk. And so my mom opened like the whole world of books to me and like cinema and cinema.

• 4:38Speaker 04

  That is not meant for like a nine year old, like, you know, I was exposed to like all the Arnold Schwarzenegger stuff and all the Sylvester Stallone stuff because that's the only bootleg stuff.

• 4:45Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, that stuff isn't meant for adults either. I'll be honest with you, Rusty.

• 4:49Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 4:50Conan O'Brien?

  You know what? I'm very impressed though because you-

• 4:51Speaker 04

  And I thought like all Americans spoke like Arnie.

• 4:54Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 4:54Speaker 04

  You know, like so.

• 4:58Conan O'Brien?

  So you're walking around Mumbai as a kid.

• 5:00Speaker 04

  And Sylvester Stallone, like, you know, like playing Sylvester Stallone and Arnie and everybody. And welcome to Mumbai.

• 5:09Conan O'Brien?

  Um, so-

• 5:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly.

• 5:10Conan O'Brien?

  Rusty, um, first of all, uh, I, I just love that clearly, uh, you've been wrestling with this progressive disease, but you have such-

• 5:20Speaker 04

  All pun intended, yes.

• 5:21Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, but you, you, you have such a, uh, fantastic, I don't know. You have such a fantastic outlook. You're so funny. You're, uh-

• 5:30Speaker 04

  I'm not one of those disabled guys who shows up on like reality television with like an inspiration porn story. Like I'm like, I don't even have like those kind of stories. Like it's all my life. It's all about these vaka do incidents that have been happening with me. Like, you know, it's like one crazy adventure after another. And like, I can't see myself sitting at home and like, you know, moping about this shit. But I'd rather like, you know, joke about it and like, you know, crack a smile and like go on with life because it's hilarious to me. Like, you know, I don't know how some disabled folk can like, you know, just make some kind of inspiration porn story out of their life. And yeah, self entitled pricks, but like, you know, me, I'm like different. So I'm, I like, you know, like just putting myself out there. Yeah, yeah, you can laugh. Like, you know, I'm allowed to make these jokes. So, yeah.

• 6:13Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I mean, you have a you have an amazing spirit and an amazing attitude, Rusty. And tell me, what's it like?

• 6:20Speaker 04

  Thank you, Sir Conan.

• 6:21Conan O'Brien?

  What is it like to be someone who's in a wheelchair in Mumbai?

• 6:29Conan O'Brien?

  What's that experience like?

• 6:30Speaker 04

  Well, first of all, they all think like I'm some kind of a like you've been to Thailand, right? I mean, I saw the episode. So you remember all those tuk tuk's in Thailand, the small little rickshaw scooters? Bombay is full of those. So every rickshaw guy thinks I'm like some new competition in town. So the moment I step out of my home, either either and I'm a big guy. I'm like almost like, you know, 56 inches across and I'm like six foot two. So I'm on this chair and everybody thinks I'm just out for a ride. The the the seriously creepy part about my disease is I don't look disabled. Like, you know, when I speak like this and when I'm like sitting with you guys here, you would not even realize like, you know, I'm like, I can hardly function in terms of like my motor skills and my ability to like, you know, even transfer myself.

• 7:12Speaker 04

  But when I'm out there, like from the local transportation buses to like guys on like the cows and the dogs, everybody like chases me. If someone's trying to run me out the road, it's mayhem. And and Mumbai roads and Mumbai infrastructure is not even meant for like regular pedestrians.

• 7:30Conan O'Brien?

  So so they're not because, you know, in the United States, there there's a lot of rules and regulations about, as you know, because you've visited visited here about wheelchair. Yeah, wheelchair access and making sure that that that people that that use wheelchairs.

• 7:45Speaker 04

  I'm sure you guys also know about this because if you've seen the documentary from Crypt Camp, like, you know, you know, the kind of struggle the the the disabled guys in the US had to go through to get the.

• 7:54Conan O'Brien?

  To get that, yes.

• 7:56Speaker 04

  Exactly. It was like such a like they actually went and like, you know, took over the town hall in San Francisco. You know, I wish I could do that, but nobody here would like even come to support me. First of all, I would not even be able to make it to the town hall here. So like, you know, that would be like a challenge.

• 8:10Conan O'Brien?

  Right, right. Well, it doesn't sound like it would be much good anyway to go to the town hall. It doesn't sound like it'd be receptive.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 8:17Conan O'Brien?

  So so um what uh if I were to come to Mumbai and you and I were to hang. Out together, what would you want to do with me? What would you, what would we do together?

• 8:27Speaker 04

  The first thing I do is put you on a wheelchair, like, you know, without causing you any bodily harm. And like, you know, we, we just, I mean, this, this, this big guy on a wheelchair and this other tall freak on the wheelchair, like, you know,

• 8:39Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, hey, hey, easy there, buddy, easy.

• 8:42Speaker 04

  I mean, have you seen the attitude of the Indians towards like any person with like pale skin? Like, you know, you would be like the star attraction here, like, you know, like I could pay, I could get money from people to just have you on the streets like, like going over ramps like Evel Knievel.

• 8:57Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, this isn't a circus, Rusty. Sounds pretty good. You can't just say, behold, the Conan.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Every time I try to get into my vehicle, I have like an audience of fifteen to twenty people. Like, you know, if I had charged them, I could have earned enough to like, you know, pay for some medicine for my disease, like, you know, like, that, that, that's the first thing I would do. And the other thing I wanted to do is like, you know, I want to get all this pent up energy and all this pop culture, like crap that's full of my, like, experiences all in my, I want to start my own YouTube channel, like, you know.

• 9:27Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, okay.

• 9:27Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm already, I've already trademarked a name called Wheelie Vision.

• 9:31Conan O'Brien?

  Wheelie Vision?

• 9:32Speaker 04

  Wheelie Vision, yeah. It's, it's a channel by the disabled, for the disabled, and it's got nothing to do with like sad stories. It's all about one day dedicated to like, you know, doing actual wheelchair reviews, like you would do like a car, car review.

• 9:45Conan O'Brien?

  But this sounds, this sounds like a fun.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  Talk show.

• 9:49Conan O'Brien?

  This sounds like a fun, cool channel, and it sounds like you also.

• 9:52Speaker 04

  I've been nursing for a long time.

• 9:54Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, it sounds like you would want to do a lot of comedy, too.

• 9:56Speaker 04

  Oh, I, I, I mean, from everything, from like a Key and Peele kind of like a skit comedy show with no holes barred, like, you know, like, like do blind guys having sex using dotted condoms where like the condoms are in braille, so you get to learn new things as you're having sex.

• 10:10Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, I'm writing these ideas down.

• 10:13Conan O'Brien?

  Blind guys using condoms with braille. Um, this is.

• 10:17Speaker 04

  And then like, you know, somebody with like a, like a sign language interpreter going with a deaf guy for a singing competition and, and then the interpreter does the singing, but the guy who is actually deaf and mute gets to win the prize because, you know, they're, they're like.

• 10:31Conan O'Brien?

  Wait, so you're just, you're just. Sitting around thinking of this stuff.

• 10:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think about me, I wake up at night thinking, what if it's the next zombie apocalypse? And I'm on a wheelchair, I turn into a zombie, I wouldn't be able to operate my wheelchair. Like, you know, I mean, I think about these things. I think about going to a bar and like, you know, going way over the limit and I don't have a designated driver for my wheelchair. Like, you know, how does that work? Like, you know?

• 10:55Conan O'Brien?

  So you're suggesting.

• 10:56Speaker 04

  To be honest, like, you know, I go to like a pharmacy in the US. Here it's all over the counter prescription. I go to a pharmacy in the US, the first thing they hand me is like a pill, like a bottle full of pills and it says, don't operate heavy machinery. I'm always operating heavy machinery. Like, you know, what are you supposed to do? You know, it's shit like that. Like, you know, it's funny, it's, it's, I, I want people to laugh at the disabled and not in a bad way, you know, it's, it's.

• 11:18Conan O'Brien?

  I think you want them to laugh, you want them to laugh with the disabled, yeah.

• 11:22Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

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• 12:37Speaker 02

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• 13:13Conan O'Brien?

  I'm curious, you said that you're, you spend a lot of time, you, obviously you're very well versed in cinema. What about video games? Do you like video games?

• 13:22Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I grew up on video games. Like, you know, like I said, if you are like on a wheelchair, there's not a lot of outdoorsy stuff that you can do, though I like gave it a shot. But yeah, uh, video games like were introduced to me at a very young age from the old Atari system, playing Pong with that big joystick thingy. You know, then moving on to like knockoffs. We didn't get like American game consoles.

• 13:43Conan O'Brien?

  They have, they have rip offs of, of popular video games in India?

• 13:47Speaker 04

  They still proliferate the markets here in Mumbai. Like you get rip offs of every known console ever. But they've got these funny Chinese names, like the Nintendo NES used to be called the Samurai system, like, you know, for some reason.

• 13:59Conan O'Brien?

  Do they have a knockoff of Grand Theft Auto?

• 14:01Speaker 04

  There is one being developed right now in India where they've taken all the old versions of GTA Grand Theft Auto. And they've taken all the TAN players from like the, the non NPC characters, the non playing characters were all having TANS. And they're put into the Indian version of the game. So every TAN NPC player has made it into the Indian version of GTA.

• 14:22Conan O'Brien?

  I think they just pulled this up. We've got a clip here. Oh, we just, uh, Eduardo, Eduardo is very fast. Eduardo was just able to find a clip. This is, this is the

• 14:33Conan O'Brien?

  Indian version of Grand Theft Auto.

• 14:35Speaker 04

  And you see what I mean?

• 14:37Conan O'Brien?

  Oh my God.

• 14:40Speaker 03

  Oh. What?

• 14:43Speaker 07

  Mario's in there.

• 14:44Conan O'Brien?

  Mario's in there? They just...

• 14:48Speaker 07

  Oh, multiple Mario's.

• 14:49Speaker 03

  Multiple?

• 14:51Conan O'Brien?

  I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's happening. That was insane looking.

• 14:57Speaker 04

  Well, to give them due credit, it's still in the prototype state, so.

• 15:00Conan O'Brien?

  That's...

• 15:01Speaker 04

  It's still a pilot project, yeah.

• 15:03Conan O'Brien?

  I hope that's the prototype.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  I've got some notes.

• 15:05Conan O'Brien?

  You have notes?

• 15:06Speaker 07

  Not me, that was perfect.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I got a few notes.

• 15:11Conan O'Brien?

  And so it mostly involves rickshaws?

• 15:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:16Conan O'Brien?

  The Grand Theft Auto doesn't involve cars, it involves rickshaws.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  They haven't progressed beyond rickshaws yet, so, yeah.

• 15:23Speaker 07

  But it's still called Grand Theft Auto.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  No, no, no, it's got some Indian name, yeah.

• 15:28Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, okay, yeah.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  It's a working title, they still haven't figured out what to call it yet.

• 15:33Conan O'Brien?

  So you say you live with your mother and your father, tell me, what's your relationship like with your dad?

• 15:39Speaker 04

  They are my caregivers, my best friends, like, you know?

• 15:43Conan O'Brien?

  Nice.

• 15:44Speaker 04

  And I'm like on first name basis with them in that sense, like, you know, they know everything about me and I know.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 15:50Conan O'Brien?

  Wow, it sounds like you... That's so cool that you know your parents.

• 15:54Speaker 04

  Yeah. They don't throw potatoes at me, like, you know?

• 15:59Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, all right. This is now world famous, that my parents were throwing potatoes at each other.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Yup. No, but, like, my dad is, like, he's never given up. He's 72, and he always thinks that's a cure rider on the corner. And my dad is also my biggest wingman slash cock blocker, like, you know, like, every, every...

• 16:20Conan O'Brien?

  Wait, how is he a wingman slash cock blocker?

• 16:24Speaker 04

  I will tell you, I will tell you how, Mr. Conan. My father thinks that every woman I meet is an ideal mate for me, like, you know, like, he couldn't do better than this, like, you know, this is the one for him. And so the moment I strike a conversation, again, I'll give you a movie reference, you've seen The Seventh Seal with the god of death playing chess with that knight, right? The Germans are realist film. Matt, you know about this, right?

• 16:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, the E. R. Bergman film.

• 16:48Speaker 04

  My dad, my dad suddenly randomly pops out of nowhere while I'm having a conversation, I'm like, using my best lines on a woman at a bar, like, asking her to turn me on and play with my joystick? Like, you know, and I'm using like this very, very good...

• 17:02Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, yeah, that's a great line, Rusty. I can't believe your dad stepped in and ruined it.

• 17:08Conan O'Brien?

  I don't think.

• 17:12Conan O'Brien?

  You're telling a woman at a bar, play with my joystick? And then you're mad that your dad fucked it up?

• 17:18Speaker 04

  Yeah. I mean, can you think of a better line for somebody on a wheelchair who's already like had like a few too many? And like meets a very attractive woman who like has shown some promise to us.

• 17:29Conan O'Brien?

  Yes.

• 17:31Speaker 04

  And my dad comes up and then he rattles off like all the assets I own and that how I could live independently and I make a pretty decent living. And then I would make a great husband and I would, I'm absolutely capable of getting erections and like, you know, giving her as many kids as she wants.

• 17:44Conan O'Brien?

  So, okay, well, first of all, this is nothing my dad didn't say to my dates. He was constantly stepping into the room and saying, he can become erect. It has happened. And then he would go back, he would retreat and the door would shut. It was like a little cuckoo clock.

• 18:01Speaker 07

  But he'd just float back.

• 18:03Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, he'd float back.

• 18:07Conan O'Brien?

  Erections are possible with the boy. And then woo.

• 18:11Speaker 07

  That was the cuckoo of you get an erection twice a day when the clock strikes noon.

• 18:16Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah. Um, wow, it sounds like we have similar fathers. They were built to embarrass us.

• 18:23Conan O'Brien?

  Cause I mean, I wasn't, I obviously I was not in a wheelchair, but I had my own struggles. And my father was always coming in at just the worst time and saying the worst thing.

• 18:32Speaker 04

  Absolutely, yeah.

• 18:34Conan O'Brien?

  Well, uh, I think.

• 18:36Speaker 04

  Were you playing with your joystick when that happened?

• 18:39Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, Rusty, please. Rusty. I was raised Catholic and we don't masturbate.

• 18:45Speaker 04

  Yeah. Let me see your palms, yeah.

• 18:48Conan O'Brien?

  Okay, Rusty. Rusty. Rusty, I, I don't know what to do with you, Rusty. I really don't. I think, uh. I, I, but I, you know what I have to say, I am, uh, you've been dealt a difficult hand, to say the least, but good lord, you have, you have made, uh, you've just, you've made this such a joyous experience. You're really funny, uh, you have a great sense of humor. It sounds like you're having a good time and I applaud you. I really do. I think you're a really impressive person and it's very cool to know you. It really is.

• 19:24Speaker 04

  It has been cool to know you for the last 30 years.

• 19:27Conan O'Brien?

  And if I can, if I can get to, uh, if I can get to Mumbai, I would happily, uh, ride around in a wheelchair with you, side by side.

• 19:35Speaker 04

  And if I can like, you know, make a few Americans cripple and like bring them along on wheelchairs, that would help with my other startup as well. Like, you know, I'm starting a startup called inclutrip.com. It's like a travel startup for people with disabilities to come and visit India.

• 19:48Conan O'Brien?

  Well, that's interesting. That's a very cool idea.

• 19:50Speaker 07

  And also sounds like he could use a new wingman.

• 19:53Conan O'Brien?

  Yes. Oh, and by the way, I'm not a great wingman.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  I'm not biased that way.

• 19:57Conan O'Brien?

  Rusty, I'm not a great wingman, but I'm a lot better than your father. Okay?

• 20:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:02Conan O'Brien?

  I'm, I'm not gonna.

• 20:03Speaker 04

  I'll take your word for it when you're around here, so.

• 20:05Conan O'Brien?

  All right, I can prove it. Well, Rusty, it's so cool to talk to you and, uh,

• 20:11Speaker 04

  It's such a pleasure, Connor.

• 20:11Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, such a pleasure to talk to you.

• 20:13Speaker 04

  You made my day, my year, my decade, uh, since 1993, when I was channel surfing for porn and came across you for the first time.

• 20:21Conan O'Brien?

  I always show up in porn. I don't know why, but I got more fans who thought they were finding porn. They said, more people typed in than what they did. I guess they just typed in, I wanna see a dick. And then I popped up.

• 20:36Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, it wasn't like that. The first guy I saw was the late great Joel Goddard with like a young Korean guy by his side.

• 20:43Conan O'Brien?

  Oh my God, he was.

• 20:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. He was awesome.

• 20:46Speaker 07

  I think Joel Goddard's still alive.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  I, I think he is.

• 20:49Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, Joel Goddard's still alive.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  I think he is.

• 20:51Conan O'Brien?

  Let's not get it out there that he's dead, cause they might try and bury him.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  The late, the great, great Joe got it then.

• 20:57Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, yeah, he's still, he's still alive. That lines from the first Godfather.

• 21:01Speaker 04

  Preparation H by Preparation H Raymond and like.

• 21:04Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, my God, he's a super fan.

• 21:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:06Conan O'Brien?

  Hey, Rusty.

• 21:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 21:08Conan O'Brien?

  I'm so glad that you found me. You were searching for porn, but you found Conan O'Brien, and that's the best way to find me. And thrilled to have such a funny, creative, cool person be a fan.

• 21:22Speaker 04

  Lazes all mine, Conan, lazes all mine.

• 21:24Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, well, I hope we.

• 21:25Speaker 04

  And you guys are awesome too, Sonam, Matt, Aaron, all you guys like, you know, like, you made it worth like pushing through the pandemic.

• 21:34Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, thank you.

• 21:35Speaker 04

  You made it worth my while and like, you know, yeah, I mean, I just put in this like, you know, everybody like asked me even during the pre-checks, like, you know, how many times did you apply? I said, I just did it the once. And if it was meant to be, it was meant to be.

• 21:47Conan O'Brien?

  Wow.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:48Conan O'Brien?

  That's so cool.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  It was meant to be.

• 21:49Conan O'Brien?

  Well, Rusty, I hope to meet you in person one day, but until then.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Same here, Conan.

• 21:54Conan O'Brien?

  Be well, tell your father to knock it off. And, uh, and be, and take good care of yourself.

• 22:01Speaker 04

  Long days, pleasant nights, folks. Wonderful talking to all of you.

• 22:04Conan O'Brien?

  Take care, Rusty.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  Lovely, lovely, lovely day. All right, take care. Bye bye.

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