Adam Ray & Tommy Lee’s Coke Guy

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• 2:03Speaker 02

  Coming in with the compliments.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Wow, deep voice.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Deep voice.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:09Speaker 04

  Tall?

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't know about that.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Tall-ish, yeah. Tall for a comedian.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Taller than Brad Williams and Bobby Lee.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember when you played?

• 2:18Speaker 02

  And three, two, one.

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember you were Wolverine?

• 2:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  With the Universal City Walk?

• 2:26Speaker 02

  No, Inside the Park.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  Inside the Park.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  If you're outside the park, dress as Wolverine. You might be a redneck.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Hollywood Boulevard, right? Adam Ray used to play Wolverine at the Universal City. What? Yeah.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Wedded in some applause.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  Theme park, and...

• 2:44Speaker 04

  Like for the horror?

• 2:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  Okay, just go back to the bit. Yeah, no.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Don't talk to her like that.

• 2:50Speaker 02

  That was a joke. That's like a...

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  Hey, don't talk to her like that, dude.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  That's one of my anytime bits. Do you know what an anytime bit is?

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  What is an anytime?

• 2:55Speaker 02

  So, it's where you can use it in any situation, day or night, in life. So Bobby, start telling a story. Here's one of my anytime bits, ready?

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell a story.

• 3:03Speaker 02

  So I'll go, Bobby, where did you get this keyboard at?

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, I have another story. Give me another.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:08Bobby Lee?

  Give him another prompt.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Hey Bobby, when did you first start drinking Red Bull?

• 3:10Bobby Lee?

  No, just, how about something about history?

• 3:13Speaker 02

  Okay. Bobby, what are your thoughts on Hitler?

• 3:16Bobby Lee?

  No, when I was in history.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Okay. Bobby, you got on Mad TV, what...

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  In the 1800s, like something in the 1800s.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Um, okay. Bobby, who do you think was the first guy to try to suck his own dick?

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  What was like in the revolution?

• 3:29Speaker 02

  Oh, what was it like?

• 3:30Bobby Lee?

  This is the anytime bit. This is an... Is this the anytime bit?

• 3:33Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead. Ask me, ask me about the...

• 3:37Speaker 02

  So all I need from you Bobby is just...

• 3:39Bobby Lee?

  Something about the 1800s where I was in it.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  Bobby, what's your...

• 3:42Bobby Lee?

  Alamo, go Alamo.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  What's your favorite part of the Alamo?

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Alamo? Well, you know, back in the day...

• 3:48Speaker 02

  Does the story get better?

• 3:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, see? Couple beats, they start talking. I do that to my stepdad, it drives him crazy. I'll go George, you have any new...

• 3:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't get it.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  So...

• 3:59Bobby Lee?

  Let me get more into the Alamo and then do it.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  All right. So in the 1800s, you know what I mean, there was a revolution between Spain and Mexico and America, and I was at the Alamo, and it was me and Ozzy Osbourne.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  Does the story get better? See, not as funny, because it's funny if you do it moments into the story. Does that make sense? I can't believe I'm explaining comedy to you.

• 4:20Bobby Lee?

  Dude, honestly dude, can I be honest with you? And I'm tired of this shit. No, don't do that. No. Ever since you've become successful, you've become a fucking dick. Well, I knew that was coming. Yeah, yeah, a real dick.

• 4:31Speaker 02

  So not the truth or the case.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  You've changed so fucking much, dude.

• 4:35Speaker 02

  I'm the same guy.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not, dude.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  I dress like a softball coach that hit the kid.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  You never did any time, you never did any times back in the day.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  I never did what?

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  Anytime bit.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just feel, I mean, look, dude.

• 4:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you never did that.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  Bird flu's coming.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  You betrayed the.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Thank that, uh, the betrayed me.

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  No. Ooh. You left Brad Williams.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  Brad Williams left me.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Cause you were too big.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  No, that's a, that's a tall person joke and that's not funny.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Anytime bit?

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Anytime bit, you're too big.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  You can't turn it off.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  You're right, it was, yeah.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  No, Brad had.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  You be, you become too, um, high. That's still tall, um. Yeah, you, you've become too, you know, upwards.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, upwards, yeah.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you left the little guy and you fucked up.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  Brad had a child and wanted to focus on the road.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Don't call him a child, he was born that way.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  That's being, being rude.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He has a genetic mutation.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  All right? And it's called dwarvism.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  It's called like, yeah, it's called dwarf, something of pleasure, something, something.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  So why did you betray him?

• 5:33Speaker 02

  Well, so Brad and I had been doing the podcast for what, 13 years? And then he had a child and he goes, I want to just be a dad and do the road.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 5:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause I think he said Bert told him that. Oh, he wanted to.

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, there he is.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, there he is.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's Brad.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Every photo op we, uh, we had, I was like, I'm gonna pick you up.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  Look at the way you hold dwarves. That's not how you hold it.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  First of all, a lot of problems with that statement.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:02Speaker 02

  You said, that's not how you hold it. And then you also are critiquing the, the formation.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Because look at how big the head is.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  You gotta, you gotta.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Cradle by the neck.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Neck.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Cradle of the neck, yeah.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  Cause the head's so big.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Look at that tush too, that's a dunk.

• 6:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and so your other hand has to be in the tush.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Cause they're both abnormally big.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Not abnormal, but, uh.

• 6:21Speaker 02

  No, you can say that.

• 6:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, seismic.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  He talks about that, he says he has a big head and a big butt.

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  Neither lie.

• 6:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um, how long did you do that again?

• 6:28Speaker 02

  About 13 years.

• 6:29Bobby Lee?

  That podcast?

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Did the story get better?

• 6:33Speaker 02

  See?

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, this is the last time you do it.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  Oh, no!

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, this is the last time you do it.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  I love the new setup, I love the new crew. Oh, look at that!

• 6:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  Look, do you want to talk about someone that's changed? Look at you coming in like you're Tommy Lee's Coke, uh, guy.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. You know that song?

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  By the Bee Gees.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Bee Gees.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  You want to harmonize? You want to harmonize?

• 6:55Speaker 02

  Let's do the first thing you said, and then we'll start with harmonizing. Let's harmonize. That's harmony.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  Let's harmonize it.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Harmonize and carmelize, right?

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  What was the line again? Um, Bobby Lee's Coke Guy?

• 7:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Ready? Tommy Lee's. No, you have to harmonize.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  I'll get the normal one.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  Okay, so you get the regular and I'll go higher.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tommy Lee's. Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, go up.

• 7:16Bobby Lee?

  All right, right. Tommy Lee's. Well, hold on. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  Not bad.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Not... We're a barbershop quartet. With two people? Yeah.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  That's how you want to start.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  We want to audition the next.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You guys want to all harmonize it? Let's do a four-man harmonize, right? Uh, Bobby Lee's, uh, Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. Ready? Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. No, you got to be, um, baritone.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, you got to be lower. Go lower. Keep in that voice.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  Bobby Lee's, you know what I mean?

• 7:50Speaker 02

  Tommy Lee.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Tommy Lee. Do it now.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  Tommy Lee's Coke Guy.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  You should be.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  Do that.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  You should be a baritone.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Okay. So I'll go.

• 7:56Bobby Lee?

  You go high.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  So go Tommy Lee's Coke Guy.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Me?

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Try it right now.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  No, sorry, sorry. Could you move that way? There's a guy behind you.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:04Bobby Lee?

  Jules, and you go, what do you, give Jules a line. Tenor. I mean, that's tenor. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. Listen to it. Try it. I can do that one. Bobby Lee's Coke Guy.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  There we go, yeah.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. Ready? Everyone has their parts? Yeah.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I'm going.

• 8:21Bobby Lee?

  One, two. We already know what you're going to do.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  Okay, great.

• 8:24Bobby Lee?

  One, two, three. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Wow!

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  Now we're a quartet.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  Now the podcast has started.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  How much is an eight ball?

• 8:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, who said oh?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Who? Who? Oh! Yeah, yeah. Who said, "Oh, no"? Who do you think said, "Oh"? Yeah.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  That's the word.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  You, George, right? Don't do that anymore. I did not like, did you like that? Whoa!

• 8:55Speaker 02

  No, it felt a little forced.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  It felt a little like, you know, like you're submitting like a video to America's 247 Videos, and you wanted the 25K. And you like, first of all, you staged, you asked your kid

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  to throw the wiffle ball at your nuts.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  So you planned the response, so that's like you-

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Let's do "Tommy Lee's Coke Guy", then you're added line, and then you're, "Whoa", maybe that'll work.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  Maybe that'll help. Maybe that's the missing link.

• 9:17Bobby Lee?

  One, two, three. Tommy Lee's Coke Guy. How much is an eight ball? Oh! And it kinda worked.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  Send it to Henry Winkler.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  It does work. Dude, we're gonna cut an album, dude.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:31Bobby Lee?

  I can't wait. So, um, I don't know if you know-

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Good to see ya.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  But... I wish I could say the same. But, uh, oh!

• 9:40Speaker 02

  Fake feud!

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  See, you would've never done that three years ago. You would've never done-

• 9:45Speaker 02

  I'm nervous.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  No, shut up!

• 9:47Speaker 02

  You were on Family Feud and I'm nervous.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  And now you're poking fun at me, dude, like a rose.

• 9:51Speaker 02

  Are you kidding me? I wanna be on that show so bad.

• 9:52Bobby Lee?

  You'll do it. Anyway, um- Is that a threat? Yeah, you'll get a- Uh, anyway, uh, that's only celebrities, but anyway, my point is-

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  So my point is, whoa!

• 10:04Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Um, what I wanna say is, uh, three, four, five years ago-

• 10:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  You weren't doing, you weren't doing, you're doing okay.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  Doing okay, yeah.

• 10:13Bobby Lee?

  Always been doing okay. Some movies, some movies.

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, some movies.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  But now you've, um, risen.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  You've changed a bit, and let's be honest, you have. A little confident. I saw you on stage, maybe a month ago, I go, "That's a different Adam Ray on stage", you know?

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Yes, more, I mean, you're, you are a great, uh, example of this. More reps, more time, more, more belief in yourself, more fun.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  You're now finally making money.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, that helps a lot.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  Making good money, bought a house.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  Bought a house?

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and, uh, married?

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Married?

• 10:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's great.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Married, love her, yeah.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Um, what a wonderful thing.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  What a wonderful thing, she adores you.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if that's true.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  It is.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I accept it.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  And, and then, um, you just said you had a Netflix special?

• 10:58Speaker 02

  Was that a hiccup or did you throw up?

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  It was an Ozempic perk.

• 11:02Speaker 02

  Let's go.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  It was an Ozempic perk.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  How's it working?

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't look good?

• 11:05Speaker 02

  You look great.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  No, do I, have you, can you tell that I lost weight or no?

• 11:08Speaker 02

  Yes, I can.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  No, you can't.

• 11:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, arms and neck, I'm looking right now. Right?

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  You look good, but you've always looked, you've never looked bad to me.

• 11:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, ask that Mexican that I took to Hawaii, anyway.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  Oh, get her on the phone.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Bobby, Tommy Lee's Coke. That guy's got to be on it.

• 11:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:28Bobby Lee?

  You gotta be on it, so the next time I do it, you gotta be on it. Or you're gonna get fired.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  Where do you put the Ozempic in your?

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Eyeball?

• 11:35Speaker 02

  You inject it?

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  In my stomach.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:37Speaker 00

  This is Adam six years ago.

• 11:39Speaker 02

  Wow, dude.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, yeah, you were in the old place.

• 11:42Speaker 00

  Oh, the glasses.

• 11:43Bobby Lee?

  The glasses, that was the first time you went on.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  I let my hair be on.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and if I recall this, um, you probably asked 2,000 times to do it.

• 11:53Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  You know, that's, you know, I'll tell you this, dude.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  But then I stopped.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll tell you that, I'll tell you this.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  It'll happen, it'll happen.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  Adam, right? Well, you know what I like about your success? You don't call as much.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, there's not like, there's not, there's not a like, hey, can you do this? Can I do this? You know, there's not a lot of that going on.

• 12:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:15Bobby Lee?

  I like that.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  Great. Does the story get better?

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  See, now, that wasn't that.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  That wasn't a good time.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  That was different.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was different.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  That was different, dude.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  Wait, uh, you're right, well, let's say, well, when I was opening for you, yeah, I mean, I was hitting you all the time because I was like, do you have more dates? This is how I'm feeding myself.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then, um, can we talk about the deterioration?

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:35Bobby Lee?

  Of your relationship with Andrew Santino?

• 12:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  You don't like to tend to?

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  No, they used to be, they used to be best friends.

• 12:42Speaker 02

  And then?

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  And then some, and I don't know who did what.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  Or what did who.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  But there was a deterioration.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  Well, he fucked my mom.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that does it every time.

• 12:51Speaker 02

  Kind of a big deal.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that does it every time.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  He flew to Seattle. It's not like they were in the same room. He flew there.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, no one would fuck that hovel. Anyway, my point is this.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  No one would fuck that hovel.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, oh, yeah, good. I love your mom. She's a beautiful woman. That was, that was my bad.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  And I crossed the, I crossed the line.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  By the way, I've never heard of hovel. Is that?

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Hovel.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Like hef- I've heard heifer, right?

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  Hovel.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  What's a hovel?

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Hovel.

• 13:18Speaker 02

  Hovel.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Did I say hovel or hoffle?

• 13:20Speaker 04

  Hovel.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  I said hovel, right?

• 13:22Speaker 02

  I feel like you're always discovering new words, but they're words that have existed.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Hovel. Let's do the different- this is your mom's vagina. So, um.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  I can explain it better than you can.

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Read it, read it, read it.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  I came out of it.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, read, oh. What happened? Okay, so, um, go ahead.

• 13:40Speaker 02

  Uh, uh, my mom's vagina is a small squalid.

• 13:44Bobby Lee?

  Squalid.

• 13:45Speaker 02

  Unpleasant.

• 13:45Bobby Lee?

  Very unpleasant.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  Or simply constructed dwelling.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a dwelling for sure. It's a dwelling for sure.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  That might be the worst description of anybody's vagina.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  And who dwells there? Dicks.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, lots and lots of dicks.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  A lot of them. That you're right about.

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  She's a beautiful woman. And then, you know what? I take that back. My point is, is this. And then, so when?

• 14:04Speaker 02

  So he.

• 14:04Bobby Lee?

  When did it, well, so you guys, um, were super close, because I remember that back then, I did a sketch with you guys.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, one of the most heralded sketches of all time.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  Where there's a movie waiting to be had with a three.

• 14:16Bobby Lee?

  I think there's a movie there, but, um.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  So 1,000%. But you're too, you're too busy with podcasts and stand-up, right?

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  That's not true at all.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  You can do Bad Friends Italy tour.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  Are you guys on a tour anywhere else in the world?

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can I, can I ask you a question?

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:29Bobby Lee?

  Is this your podcast?

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm? I'm asking, is it?

• 14:37Speaker 02

  You're actually on my new prank show.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Your podcast, no. It's mine. Okay? Your podcast, no. It's mine.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Oh, my God.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Did you pick up the piano during COVID?

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  No. Okay, so that's in your face. So you went from Universal Theme Park, destroying a relationship with The Little One and Andrew Santino. And now, and now, you, um, you and Jen Espinal.

• 15:12Speaker 02

  Another person who adores you.

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  You know who Jen Espinal is?

• 15:17Speaker 02

  She's a makeup artist. Emmy award, Oscar winning, gangster of her, a titan of the makeup artist industry.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she, um, was Matt TV's.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  She could turn Bobby Lee into Barack Obama in fifteen minutes.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  No, she turned me into John McCain, look it up.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  Did she really?

• 15:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  You did John McCain?

• 15:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look it up. Bobby Lee played John McCain three times. Oh, Matt TV?

• 15:37Speaker 02

  The McCain hat trick.

• 15:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'll tell you why, I'll tell you how it happened. Fox called me and they said, can you play John McCain? I go, no. That's insane.

• 15:45Speaker 02

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Can I be honest?

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. Insane, dude.

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Aside from the eyes, you look like him.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that's me and Jen Espinal. So Jen Espinal is a, that's me and Keegan.

• 16:00Speaker 02

  Wow, oh, that's.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Keegan Keys.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  How fun was that?

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Him?

• 16:04Speaker 02

  No, just, dude, that, like, that's full makeup, that's four hours right there.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not four, sixteen hours, and it's forever.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 16:11Bobby Lee?

  Right, so anyway, um, look at that. And I'll tell you why that's wrong.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  No, I'm all right.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  Because John.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  But I'll tell you this.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you that why it's wrong, let me do my joke, can I do my joke? John McCain, um, I'll tell you what's wrong, because John McCain was captured by people that look like me and fucked up his arms, and now I'm playing him, I thought that was weird.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  They fucked his arms up.

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  He, John McCain can only take it to here.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Well, he could, he's dead.

• 16:35Bobby Lee?

  He can't, he can't celebrate like normal people.

• 16:37Speaker 02

  No, he couldn't celebrate.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, woo, you know what I mean?

• 16:39Speaker 02

  He can't do anything, because he's dead.

• 16:40Bobby Lee?

  He has to do it from, at, yeah.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  He had to do it.

• 16:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he had to do it like that, you know what I mean? Which is weird, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was captured, look it up, John McCain was captured by the Vietnamese during the Vietnam War, his plane went down, do you know that?

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Yes, and then they, and what do they do to his arms again?

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  They fucked him up.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  Fucked him.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how they fucked up his arms, but, um, look up the, uh, John McCain.

• 16:57Speaker 02

  That's why he was always just right here, right?

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  He was always here, dude.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  Always here.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't even think that he could jerk off.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  No, dude.

• 17:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, because it's, he had T-Rex-y vibes.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  How do you jerk off like that?

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  How do you jerk off?

• 17:10Speaker 02

  I had a baseball coach who had T-Rex arms. But he wasn't attacked in Vietnam.

• 17:15Bobby Lee?

  He was attacked by a dinosaur.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  We teased him, we made fun of him, we said he looked like a dinosaur. We were eight, nine, 10, so cut us some slack, you know, that's prime teasing age. You know, we were getting teased.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  What'd you call him?

• 17:29Speaker 02

  T-Rex.

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever do high fives? I would do high fives with him.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Well, he would.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  Hey Coach, high five!

• 17:34Speaker 02

  Let me just tell you, he would try, he would try to hug you after like, if you got a good hit or a play. It was the most uncomfortable thing I've felt to this day.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  His cold little fingers are on your neck?

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  If they could get there, but also...

• 17:46Bobby Lee?

  And they're always so thin too and drawn.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  And he'd bring you around like this.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Let me talk to you, buddy.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  But the craziest part was when he would drive away because he had, the wheel was like, yeah, they gave him a license and he would steer and and you would see him drive away from the field and everybody was like, and he offered kids rides home and everybody declined.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll walk 30 miles. Really?

• 18:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would too.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Would you take a ride from him?

• 18:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  Very dangerous.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  There's another, um, you know, Brittany and, um, what are the Siamese twins called?

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

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• 18:26Speaker 04

  A year ago.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what are some of the excuses people have?

• 18:29Speaker 04

  I can't find one.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  That's right. How about you?

• 18:32Speaker 05

  I'm just lazy.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  You're just lazy. And it's very important for you, and listen, when we try to find a restaurant, we read reviews, do we not?

• 18:41Speaker 05

  We do.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

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• 18:55Speaker 05

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• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 19:00Speaker 05

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• 19:08Speaker 04

  You can filter for doctors who take your insurance, are located nearby, are a good fit for any medical need you may have and are highly rated by verified patients.

• 19:17Bobby Lee?

  And once you find the right doctor, you can see their actual appointment openings, choose a time slot that works for you and click to instantly book a visit. So stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top rated.

• 19:30Speaker 06

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• 19:37Bobby Lee?

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• 20:39Bobby Lee?

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• 20:44Speaker 05

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• 21:01Speaker 06

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• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  What is Samu's twins called? Brittany and uh.

• 21:25Speaker 02

  Brittany Griner?

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no, the Siamese twins. You know Brittany? The Brittany? Brittany and.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  Brittany and Beb.

• 21:31Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 21:32Speaker 02

  Brittany, Brittany Fer- Ferland?

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  No, not Brittany Ferland. No, no, no.

• 21:35Speaker 06

  Oh, uh, Abby and Brittany.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Abby and Brittany. You know them?

• 21:39Speaker 02

  No.

• 21:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, look them up. That's them.

• 21:41Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  So they were huge. They had their own show on TLC, right?

• 21:45Speaker 02

  They got separated.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  And then they married, one of them married that guy.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Wait a second.

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, one of them married, one of them married that guy, right?

• 21:52Speaker 02

  The other one's just.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  And the other one has to look away.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  Do they talk about that?

• 21:56Bobby Lee?

  No, they never talk about it. I, I want, I want both of them on.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  This guy looks very.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  You, you, all you have to do is one seat, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  So he's only focusing on her when he kisses her and the other one's just, this is fucking wild.

• 22:08Bobby Lee?

  But she, but the, but the, both of them feel the sensation.

• 22:12Speaker 04

  Do they fuck?

• 22:12Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm asking.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  Great question.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they do.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  And who gets to feel it? Or it's one vagina, two heads?

• 22:19Bobby Lee?

  One vagina.

• 22:20Speaker 06

  I think it's one.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  Two heads, one vagina.

• 22:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:22Speaker 06

  Gave birth to her own niece.

• 22:24Speaker 02

  Wait, so.

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  A great leg.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  So the one on the left has everything.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  Great legs.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  Was she kissing her when she turned? Wait, so.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  So imagine, imagine, like, let's say you and I were Siamese twins.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 22:35Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 22:35Speaker 02

  So it.

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, which would be a nightmare.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  I would fuck.

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh my.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Oh, the wife, I'd hate it. Oh, God.

• 22:40Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you would have bruises all over on this side of your face. Do you know what I mean? From my, fuck. My head butts, dude. Every fucking day I would just headbutt you like five times. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  God. Wait, so.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  So anyway.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  Body, so it's, it's, the girl on the left's body and the girl on the.

• 22:54Bobby Lee?

  No, they both share, it's the same, no, it's the same body. But they, they have two spinal cords.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Who's controlling everything?

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  So when they're walking, one lady controls the left leg and the other one controls the right leg. But the arms control independently, you know what I mean? So if they're like clapping, right? You know what I mean? It's hard. You know what I mean?

• 23:16Speaker 02

  So if one of them's like, let's play with his balls, and the other one's like, let's play with his butt, like.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  Well then, yeah, one can do the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the walking, they have to go, my foot, your foot, my foot, your foot.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  They have to say that out loud?

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  Wouldn't you if you and I were Simon's twin?

• 23:31Speaker 02

  Probably.

• 23:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  I wouldn't want to just guess and hope we get it right.

• 23:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but then it's like.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  What do you think they fight over?

• 23:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here's the thing. What if like you and I are Simon's twins? I've never thought about this.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  Great movie.

• 23:40Speaker 05

  Wait.

• 23:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 23:42Speaker 05

  Oh, never mind.

• 23:44Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, wait?

• 23:44Speaker 02

  What were you gonna ask?

• 23:46Speaker 05

  No, no.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think they grew a third one?

• 23:48Speaker 02

  What flavor is that? They grew a third one? Yeah. How come the third one has both legs?

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But imagine this, okay, so it's like.

• 23:57Speaker 05

  I see it now.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  We share the same penis, right?

• 23:59Speaker 02

  But. We have to.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  What if we have different porn preferences?

• 24:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Right? So who, how does it get hard?

• 24:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz you're thinking.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Like who gets, yeah.

• 24:09Speaker 02

  You're thinking about like big black babysitters and I'm thinking about.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  No, mine's more Brazilian butt.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Brazilian butt.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, mine's more Brazilian.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  All right, we can meet in the middle on that.

• 24:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, like, let's say I was into trans, right?

• 24:18Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Which, and you weren't?

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Was, yeah.

• 24:21Speaker 05

  Is.

• 24:22Speaker 02

  Is.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  I sure am. I have no, um.

• 24:25Speaker 02

  Here's your platform.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  I have no judgment.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  There it is.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  And I let people be with that.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  That's at Bobby Lee Live on Instagram.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll tell you, I was with Jim Norton in a tent.

• 24:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, he's married to a, uh.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And we were in a tent in Canada.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 24:39Bobby Lee?

  It was late at night, like one in the morning.

• 24:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  And we're just laying there.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Well, who's in a tent in Canada during the day?

• 24:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, not much.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  Not much.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Very good point.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  God, you're so good. You've gotten better over the years.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Have I?

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:52Bobby Lee?

  That's a really good point.

• 24:52Speaker 02

  I'm asking better questions too, yeah.

• 24:54Bobby Lee?

  So we're in a tent and, um, I go, so what's, how's Nikki? I love, we were love and love, right? And then I go, you know, um, who are the hot ones out there? You know? He goes, you mean the hot sauce show? No, not that hot ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. I said, uh, no, the ones that, you know, are like the top of the line, you know what I mean? And he goes, um, gave me a bunch of names. And I went to the woods.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  What?

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  With my phone.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 25:25Bobby Lee?

  And I looked them up and I got erect a little bit.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Wow, cuz you couldn't tell?

• 25:30Bobby Lee?

  Well, I could tell. I saw the penises.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  Wow, okay.

• 25:32Speaker 05

  He definitely, he definitely could tell.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  You could tell, yeah, yeah, when you see the penises.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  But there was something about it. I think maybe the forest air.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:39Bobby Lee?

  You know, when you're on nature, you really connect to things.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:42Bobby Lee?

  You're one with God almost.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  And I think there was a connection there.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  And you knew nobody was gonna be around to see you or judge you?

• 25:48Speaker 04

  But we've been known that you like dicks, it's a body.

• 25:52Speaker 05

  We've been known.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  We've been known.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  We've been, we've.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Take your time.

• 25:59Bobby Lee?

  We've been known that you're lying. Anyway, um.

• 26:05Speaker 02

  We'll work on it later.

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll work on it.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  No, we've been not known. We've been not known, we've been not known, we've been not known that I know Dick.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  We've been not known.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dog. Yo, man, we've been not known, dog.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Bring that character back.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dog.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Dog Willis?

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what?

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Is that Dog Willis?

• 26:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Shut up.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, um, I don't do a lot of, I'm not like you, I don't do characters.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  You do a few.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, you do Bruce Willis?

• 26:32Speaker 02

  I did Bruce Willis.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  So when Bruce Willis.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Predementia.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  So check this out. Back in the day, when he was doing okay, you knew who Bruce Willis is?

• 26:39Speaker 05

  E.P.I.K. Oh, wait, hold on.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that was right off point. Go ahead, Jaime, and.

• 26:46Speaker 05

  Action.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  In the line.

• 26:47Speaker 05

  E.P. Oh, shit. It's a good movie.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Cut, cut, hey dude, um, you know.

• 26:52Speaker 05

  E.P.K.A. motherfucker.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  With the cameras not on, I'm giving you a note. I'm giving you a note, and when I say action, then you do it, okay?

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Listen to the director.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  So, um, you got it, dude? Because we got to move on. All right, so ready?

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• 28:03Bobby Lee?

  All right, and rolling, and action.

• 28:05Speaker 02

  Yippee-ikay, motherfucker.

• 28:07Bobby Lee?

  Cut, cut. You're the writer.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  We're in video building, we're in video building. What do you think, what do you think?

• 28:13Speaker 02

  I just, he wants, he's adding syllables in words.

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's just saying it wrong.

• 28:17Speaker 02

  He's saying yippee-ikay.

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  And then he just pauses and goes, did you hear the first?

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:22Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, can you?

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, sir. Hey dude, dude, we're not rolling, dude, we're not rolling.

• 28:28Speaker 05

  I got other movies I gotta work on.

• 28:29Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not how it works.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  That's not how this works.

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  You don't go for one movie and then an hour later do another movie.

• 28:34Speaker 05

  I'm Bruce Willis.

• 28:35Bobby Lee?

  That's not how it works.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, boy, Bruce Willis doesn't know how the business works. He thinks he just shoots a movie every hour.

• 28:41Speaker 05

  I know. I got this movie, The Fifth Element, I gotta go work on.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 28:45Speaker 02

  No, that movie wasn't out yet.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  It's not out yet.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  So you're just making up movies, yeah.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  That's three years from now.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  I don't think you know where you are right now.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  That's three years from now.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  Three years from now, yeah.

• 28:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think you do Die Hard 2.

• 28:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, you do that Die Hard 2.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  First, and then that.

• 28:57Speaker 02

  And we argue about, yeah. It's to figure out if this is a Christmas movie or not first.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Should we get the take again, or should we want to do it in post?

• 29:02Speaker 02

  I think we just, I think we're gonna have to ADR him, but I think we give him one more shot.

• 29:05Bobby Lee?

  A couple more shots.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  A couple more shots.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  You know what we should do? We'll give him a run. So we'll say action, he says it three times.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  I love that, I love that, yeah.

• 29:13Bobby Lee?

  So hey, um, excuse me, Bruce?

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Hi, Bruce.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hey, you, you wanna give him the note?

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Um, so look, this is a very important scene, it's a very important line, this is one of the...

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  It's a catchphrase.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  It's a catchphrase, it's like, you know, ooh.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  It's iconic.

• 29:25Speaker 02

  It's like, Icarumba, or Cowabunga. I'll be back. I'll be back, right? I'll be back. Or, um... I don't have cancer. Or what is it, a tumor? I don't have a tumor. I don't know what that's from, but, um, it's, uh, but, um, I, I got, don't touch me, um, but I, no, uh, but, yeah.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, hold on, okay. I'm directing, all right? I'm gonna tell you what's the problem.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  One second, one second.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  Kinderkornakopf.

• 29:46Speaker 02

  Bruce, one second.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Kinderkornakopf.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  That's right, I remember.

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  And, and, and, and our director says, I don't have a tumor.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was referring to.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  I got it.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  So don't shame me in front of the actor.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  I got it.

• 29:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I know what I'm talking about, I'm the director, all right? So give him the note.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  So Bruce, have you seen Kindergarten Cop?

• 30:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:02Speaker 02

  So there's a scene in there where Arnold Schwarzenegger talks about his stomach tumor.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  It's not a tumor.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  He picks up a ferret.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "A ferret." Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dominic. You don't have to go through the whole scene.

• 30:12Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 30:12Bobby Lee?

  Give him the nuts. Anyway, we're losing light.

• 30:15Speaker 02

  We're losing light.

• 30:16Speaker 05

  It's you guys.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  It's seven.

• 30:17Bobby Lee?

  Bruce, we don't like your attitude.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  You don't like your fucking attitude. I'm calling CAA right now.

• 30:22Speaker 06

  His attitude is out of control.

• 30:22Speaker 05

  Twelve terrorists, one cop. That's the way.

• 30:25Bobby Lee?

  He's doing other lines.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  You're doing other lines.

• 30:27Speaker 06

  Reading the poster.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  You're just reading the poster. Bruce, did you read the script?

• 30:32Bobby Lee?

  I told John not to put up the poster. Yeah, sorry. You're not supposed to see that.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  All right.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You don't have a gun. We're gonna give you a gun. You don't have to do that with your fingers.

• 30:42Speaker 02

  No, we're gonna give you a real gun. What are you twitching for?

• 30:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are you twitching for?

• 30:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  So you're gonna do it in a row. You're gonna do it in a row. I'm gonna say action. You're gonna do it in a row. You're gonna say it three times in a row.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.

• 30:50Bobby Lee?

  And then we're gonna move on, and then we'll ADR it if it doesn't get right. Ready? Anyway, and, uh, rolling, and, action.

• 30:59Bobby Lee?

  Wait, what? Stop, stop.

• 31:00Speaker 02

  What did you?

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  You're not smoking a cigarette.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're not smoking a cigarette.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  Isn't that Rambo?

• 31:03Speaker 02

  No.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, he's lost his mind. He thinks he's Sylvester Stallone in Rambo.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  What do we do here?

• 31:11Speaker 05

  Hey, what is this, eh?

• 31:13Bobby Lee?

  You know, we know what. We know what.

• 31:15Speaker 06

  Maybe we should have started with that.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  We know what Sylvester Stallone.

• 31:18Speaker 02

  We're going with that.

• 31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  We're going with that, okay. It's Sylvester Stallone, but say yippee ki yay, motherfucker.

• 31:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  A run of three, and, action.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Roll. Do again.

• 31:29Speaker 05

  Rambo.

• 31:29Speaker 02

  No, no, no. Rambo doesn't say his own name after he does a line. If he did, nobody would watch that movie.

• 31:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  You say yippee ki yay three times in a row.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  How about this?

• 31:40Speaker 02

  We know who you are.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  You do it once on Rambo, one as you, and one from a different character.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  And we'll pick which one we want to use.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  Like do SpongeBob.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Can you do SpongeBob? So you're gonna do three in a row.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  So, yeah.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  First Rambo, then Bruce Willis, and then SpongeBob, and, action.

• 31:53Speaker 05

  Yippee ki yay, motherfucker. Yippee ki yay, motherfucker.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yippee yippee ki.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  SpongeBob. Don't do the laugh. We can cut that out.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  I think we got it.

• 32:08Bobby Lee?

  I think the laugh is good.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  I think the laugh is great.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be the movie.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  This is why it's so important to not go in with a full game plan. I think the movie's gonna be SpongeBob in Die Hard.

• 32:18Bobby Lee?

  It's spontaneous.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  It's spontaneous, no one's gonna expect it.

• 32:21Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna have to dub all the lines as SpongeBob?

• 32:23Speaker 02

  Now, can you do SpongeBob reading the movie trailer? Cause this is what's really gonna sell it.

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  So, and action.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  You have to remember it.

• 32:33Bobby Lee?

  Twelve terrorists? No, no, how about this, Bruce? Read it a couple of times, but then we're gonna memorize it, cause you have to say it to camera. Right, so try to get the best you can, so read the line out loud.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  You have it?

• 32:50Speaker 05

  Twelve terrorists.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Can we say action first?

• 32:56Speaker 02

  Twelve terrorists.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  It's alright, it's alright. He's a lisp, he's a lisp.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  That didn't sound like a lisp, bro. A lisp doesn't have a problem with W's.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  And action.

• 33:06Speaker 05

  Wait, SpongeBob?

• 33:08Bobby Lee?

  Yes, SpongeBob, and action.

• 33:10Speaker 05

  I can't do SpongeBob.

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  Twelve terrorists, one cop, the odds are against John McClane. That's the way he likes it.

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit, dude, that's it, first strike, go ahead.

• 33:26Speaker 02

  The Golden Globes just happened, but the Oscars are just around the corner, and you, my friend.

• 33:30Bobby Lee?

  You, my friend.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  Have my.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Are gonna get it.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  Have secured an.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  If there was a specific character, category for people like you. You know what I mean? But that was really.

• 33:38Speaker 05

  That Christmas movie.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Really?

• 33:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 33:39Speaker 02

  It's a Christmas movie.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you watch Die Hard?

• 33:42Speaker 05

  No.

• 33:43Bobby Lee?

  How do you know Yippee-ay-kee, or whatever you're saying? What were you saying? Yeah, what were you saying?

• 33:48Speaker 05

  Yippee-ay-kee?

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  No, it's Yippee-ka-yay.

• 33:51Speaker 05

  Yippee-ay-kee.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  No, Yippee-ka-yay.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  Yippee-ka-yay.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Yippee-ka-yay. No, Yippee-ka.

• 33:56Speaker 05

  Yippee-ay-kee.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  So, how about this, Yippee?

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Yippee?

• 33:59Speaker 02

  Kai?

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  Kai?

• 34:00Speaker 02

  Yay?

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  Yay.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Now say it all together.

• 34:02Speaker 05

  Yippee-ay-kee.

• 34:02Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, forget it.

• 34:03Speaker 02

  Now, you're being close, let's move on.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's move on.

• 34:06Speaker 05

  But anyways.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, don't anyways me, dude.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  Don't anyways him, man.

• 34:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What I'm saying to you, dude, is I think we need to get you a specialist.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, what?

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  I think that you have some sort of like, speech impediment.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  I know I have a speech.

• 34:22Speaker 02

  Oof, that was a fucking, that was a mic drop.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  That was a drop.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  That was a mortal cut.

• 34:26Bobby Lee?

  I felt so shamed there. You already know?

• 34:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, I already know.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 34:31Speaker 05

  I have a speech impediment, like, I have, I have a hard time speaking, uh, words with my Rs and Ws, Ps and Qs.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  Hmm, so mostly alphabet? Yeah.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  W is adorable, the W is adorable though.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm trying to think of a complex word. I think, I think we can overcome it today.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 34:50Bobby Lee?

  That's our goal, because him and I are, uh, speech therapists.

• 34:53Speaker 02

  I hope that, you didn't know that.

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  You didn't know that?

• 34:55Speaker 05

  No.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so we're gonna-

• 34:56Speaker 02

  Google something.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Give him that, give him that word, give him a word there.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  Conundrum.

• 35:00Speaker 05

  Conundrum.

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 35:01Speaker 02

  Rhododendron.

• 35:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:04Speaker 05

  What is it again?

• 35:04Speaker 02

  Rhododendron.

• 35:05Speaker 05

  Rhod- Roadrunner.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  Beep beep! Okay, funny. Oh, the beep beep.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  The beep beep.

• 35:11Bobby Lee?

  That was very good.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  That's good.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:12Speaker 05

  My specialist, uh, from, like, you know, I'm entering, she couldn't figure me out. Like, my speech therapy teacher?

• 35:19Speaker 02

  Well, because she was just quizzing you on what Looney Tune characters do when they exit the scene. Yeah.

• 35:24Speaker 05

  I say, I say, I say.

• 35:28Speaker 02

  What if that's all, she was like, what does Foghorn Leghorn sound like? He's like, are you gonna teach me how to get rid of this? Hey, are you the teacher, bitch? What is Bugs Bunny, like, what is Bugs Bunny like to vacation? Uh, under the ground?

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

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• 36:24Speaker 05

  Points can also be redeemed towards a future rent payment and a unique experiences that only Built members can access.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Man.

• 36:33Speaker 04

  So if you're not earning points on rent, question is, why not?

• 36:38Bobby Lee?

  Man.

• 36:39Speaker 06

  Start earning points on rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/belly that's J O I N B I L T dot com slash belly make sure you use our URL so they know that we sent you joinbilt.com slash belly to start earning points on your rent payments today man

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  Rocket Money Rocket Money Rocket Money Rocket Money Rocket Money Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings let me say something to you guys look at me a little bit of my little odd beady eyes okay is there's a lot of subscriptions on my phone that I'm not even aware of and it's charging me money okay but you know what I did dude I went to Rocket Money right and you can consolidate everything right and they cancel subscriptions for you right and it saves you so much money okay Rocket Money has over 5 million users and has saved a total of 500 million in cancelled

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  subscriptions dude saving members up to 740 dollars a year when using all the app's premium features

• 37:43Speaker 05

  Get alerts if bills increase in price that's unusual spending activity or if you're close to going over budget the new goals feature automatically saves money for you so you don't have to think about it pay off credit card debt put money of away for a house or just build a savings Rocket Money makes it easy

• 38:03Speaker 06

  Wow cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money go to rocketmoney.com slash belly today that's rocketmoney.com slash belly rocketmoney.com slash belly

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow dude so you did I'm so I think we're making fun of you I don't know that's right

• 38:24Speaker 02

  We're making progress

• 38:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know that's right yeah so we're sorry that you have I didn't know that you had a speech impediment

• 38:28Speaker 05

  I've been told you this

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  You've been to been down that road before

• 38:31Speaker 05

  I've been I've been told I've been telling you this

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  You've been telling me this huh

• 38:35Speaker 05

  I've been telling

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  I've been telling you man but you never really told me

• 38:38Speaker 05

  You never listened

• 38:40Speaker 02

  I'll say I'll say I'll say I'll say this

• 38:42Speaker 06

  What is your old

• 38:44Speaker 02

  It's a foghorn Lego

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  That's so foghorn dude wow

• 38:46Speaker 02

  That's great

• 38:47Speaker 05

  Yeah she gave up and we just played Uno

• 38:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow. So we were in the car and I um. He told me a joke in the car and it was so unfunny.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  There was a silence afterward.

• 39:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  So this is the joke. He goes. Studio City huh? Like yeah he goes. Um have you ever been to one bedroom city?

• 39:10Speaker 05

  Or two bedroom city?

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Two bedroom city?

• 39:11Speaker 06

  He didn't finish his whole joke.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 05

  No, I didn't say it like that. He said it but wrong.

• 39:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh my god dude.

• 39:18Speaker 02

  I want to hear you do it.

• 39:19Bobby Lee?

  Alright, we're in the car.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Foghorn Leghorn.

• 39:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. We're in the car.

• 39:22Speaker 05

  I'll say, I'll say, I love Studio City. But why can't there be no one bedroom city or a two bedroom city, am I right?

• 39:30Bobby Lee?

  And then when he said that, there was a silence in the car. Now think about the silence.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  It was a minute.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Of me like.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  You let it sit.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  It shit, it sat badly.

• 39:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:41Bobby Lee?

  It sat badly.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  What did you do? How did you feel?

• 39:44Speaker 05

  You like that Bobby?

• 39:45Bobby Lee?

  I do. Yeah, you said that. And then he goes, I do impressions. I go, what impressions do you? He said SpongeBob, that's why I brought SpongeBob.

• 39:52Speaker 02

  I love it.

• 39:52Bobby Lee?

  And there's a couple, so you say you knew five?

• 39:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  So let's go, go through the impressions. Do you mind?

• 39:57Speaker 02

  Sure, no please, yeah.

• 39:58Speaker 05

  Okay. Well, and then, okay, okay, I got it.

• 40:00Bobby Lee?

  Let's.

• 40:01Speaker 05

  I was gonna ask him something.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Let's see if we can guess what it is. Let's see if we can guess what it is.

• 40:04Speaker 05

  Alright, okay.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  You, here.

• 40:05Speaker 06

  Phil, so you need to guess this, okay?

• 40:07Speaker 02

  We're all gonna guess?

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're all gonna guess.

• 40:08Speaker 05

  Well, you've seen SpongeBob, right? Okay, you want to help me out?

• 40:11Speaker 04

  No.

• 40:11Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 40:14Speaker 06

  She's like, I don't want to be.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't want to be.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  Leave me out of this.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:17Speaker 05

  SpongeBob.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 40:18Speaker 05

  Let me see this word.

• 40:19Bobby Lee?

  No, we're, what's a guess, so?

• 40:20Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  Don't tell us who it is.

• 40:21Speaker 06

  Start somewhere else.

• 40:22Speaker 05

  Alright. Do the roar.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  Uh.

• 40:27Speaker 05

  Do the roar.

• 40:27Speaker 02

  John Candy.

• 40:29Speaker 05

  Do the roar.

• 40:30Bobby Lee?

  Do the roar.

• 40:31Speaker 05

  I love you daddy.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  Yoda.

• 40:33Speaker 05

  Shrek.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  Shrek?

• 40:34Speaker 04

  What?

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:37Speaker 02

  Shrek?

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  That's Shrek that on dude.

• 40:39Speaker 05

  No, that's, it's in the movie. What were you doing there? Me and AJ, my buddy over there.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Was it Shrek saying it or a different character?

• 40:47Speaker 05

  Like, it was a little fat kid.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  It was a kid seeing the movie Shrek?

• 40:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, and, no.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  There was a fat kid in the movie Shrek?

• 40:53Speaker 05

  And he kept telling Shrek, hey Shrek, do the roar. And Shrek's like, no.

• 40:57Bobby Lee?

  That, that would mean that Jaime saw Shrek.

• 41:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:00Bobby Lee?

  That lane, that line came up and it influenced him.

• 41:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:05Bobby Lee?

  Did you laugh during that s- line?

• 41:08Speaker 05

  Kinda.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  Do you consider Shrek a, one of the great comedies of our generation?

• 41:11Speaker 05

  For Adam, yeah.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Give me another impression please.

• 41:15Speaker 05

  Uh, this is Fred Flintz, oh wait.

• 41:19Speaker 02

  Well, now I got it. Now I want to hear it.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  Start somewhere else.

• 41:22Speaker 02

  Yabba dabba dabba doo. He definitely didn't add a dabba.

• 41:25Bobby Lee?

  He added a dabba.

• 41:26Speaker 02

  He added a dabba.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what about?

• 41:27Speaker 02

  Yabba dabba dabba dabba dabba doo.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what about this one?

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. Hey, uh, boo boo. Oh, it's Yogi Bear.

• 41:35Bobby Lee?

  Yogi Bear.

• 41:36Speaker 02

  Great.

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  Really good.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  Can you do impressions of celebrities?

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  Christopher Walken.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  Oh, I can't do that one.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, then give me one. Aside from Sylvester Stallone, you already did that one.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Christopher Walken.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, let that one go.

• 41:49Speaker 02

  Can you do Joe Biden? No, I can't do Joe Biden.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, try.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  Uh, how does he sound?

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  I'll teach you.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  It sounds like this, come on. Sounds like this, come on. He goes.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Let me see if I can do it.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  Put your mouth to it, sound like that. Put your mouth to it. Hey, come on. Look at this guy over here. Look at this guy over here. And he's black guy. Look at this guy over here. I'm getting the prices of groceries down.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Jules, go.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Go, Jules.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  Come on, Jules, hey. What's going on? Hey. That's Elvis.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  What the?

• 42:15Speaker 02

  You're doing Elvis?

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  He went, "Duh."

• 42:17Speaker 02

  No actual words.

• 42:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let's, teach me another impression. This is fun.

• 42:22Speaker 02

  Okay, great.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  Um, Morgan Freeman.

• 42:26Bobby Lee?

  You do it first.

• 42:28Speaker 02

  So you just gotta get real down deep in the back of your throat. You gotta get down. You gotta get real. You gotta get real down. Almost lazy in the back though. You almost don't get a lot of air through your mouth. Andy Dufresne. Andy Dufresne. Andy Dufresne. Banana sandwich.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  That's a good one.

• 42:44Speaker 02

  Jimmy John's.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Give me another one.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  Hitler was a great guy. Hitler was a great guy. He really?

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  I can't do it. Yeah, try.

• 42:54Speaker 02

  Was Kamala Black or Indian? Was she gonna be like Mike or been dead like Beckham?

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  Hitler was a good guy, not so bad.

• 43:03Bobby Lee?

  That's Pancho Villa.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  I think that's Pancho Villa though.

• 43:08Speaker 02

  Big answer.

• 43:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, so dude, um, so I don't know if you know this, Jules, but so, um, um, Adam's known for, you know who Dr. Phil is? Mm-hmm. So, you know, Adam plays Dr. Phil, you know, and then he did a Netflix special where, get that photo up, where Dr. Phil actually.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  Real Dr. Phil came up.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  Met his version of Dr. Phil on stage. It was a magical moment. You have that on the, um?

• 43:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm pulling it up.

• 43:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  There's even a clip of it somewhere.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:33Speaker 02

  Um.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  That was, when I saw that, I was so proud of you. I was like, oh.

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Wild, crazy.

• 43:37Speaker 06

  That's just a crazy image.

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  Also, look at, look at that.

• 43:40Speaker 06

  That's already like.

• 43:40Bobby Lee?

  That's incredible.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  Also, what a wild, I did it as a goof a year ago, and then you and Andrew did the second episode, which was, you know, arguably the best episode we've ever done, which everyone talks about.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm so proud of you.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, but what a wild.

• 43:55Bobby Lee?

  I didn't know Gollum was there.

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jeremiah.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that Jeremiah?

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's, he played Gollum?

• 44:03Speaker 02

  Played Gollum.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know. I, I, I, I thought that was some guy, you know how sometimes open micers?

• 44:07Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Look like that?

• 44:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 44:08Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I thought it was an open mic.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:11Bobby Lee?

  There's Jeremiah Watkins back there.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  And Kirk Fox is back, Kirk's.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  There's Kirk, yeah, yeah. Teach Phil tennis, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. I teach him tennis, man. So that's how he got a talk show. Do you know that?

• 44:20Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  That Doc, that Kirk Fox.

• 44:22Speaker 02

  The, uh, the test.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  He had a talk show.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:24Bobby Lee?

  And Dr. Phil is the one who produced it.

• 44:26Speaker 02

  Well, they're great buds and, and Phil knew how hilarious Kirk was, so he gave him a TV show and, and Kirk helped really facilitate that along with Phil's son. And, yeah, I mean, we did the show a year ago at the store. It was really like, I was getting so bored with like, I don't know, just the monotony of the business. I was losing a little joy for it, to be honest with you, because I was just like, man, stand-up podcasts, auditioning for things and not getting them. And I was like, I gotta, I gotta take some control and ownership of what I'm doing and, and not be waiting around for things. And I'd always wanted to do a live show with some character. And Jeremiah and I during COVID were fucking around with these like lost Dr. Phil episodes. There's a bunch on his YouTube channel. Yeah, this is when he came out.

• 45:03Bobby Lee?

  I went to see him.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 45:05Speaker 02

  And so, and we locked the phone down and nobody in the crowd knew. And this is a year after we were doing the show.

• 45:10Bobby Lee?

  Incredible. Look at that.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, it was wild.

• 45:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Nice guy?

• 45:14Speaker 02

  Oh, he's the Swedish guy. He's like, you know, I've been watching what you're doing on YouTube, you know? I'm not gonna tell you not to do it, okay? That's not what I'm here to do, you know? But he told me backstage, he goes, he goes, can you please, I got one qualm. I go, what do you got, doc? He goes, can you stop kissing Bobby Lee as me? And I was like, uh, and I go.

• 45:33Bobby Lee?

  Did he say that?

• 45:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I go, I go, Phil, I go, you're happily married to Robin for 48 years.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  But I also know you happen to love the soft supple lips of a 50-year-old Korean man.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:41Speaker 02

  And he goes, we'll be right back. And I was like, okay, this guy's pretty funny.

• 45:44Speaker 06

  Are you on your phone?

• 45:45Speaker 05

  I got a text.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  From who?

• 45:49Speaker 05

  Um, my chiropractor.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  What?

• 45:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, hold on, hold on. Hold on.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  What can he possibly be texting?

• 45:57Speaker 05

  It's a she.

• 45:59Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, oh, wow. Let's go.

• 46:02Bobby Lee?

  So let me say something to you, okay?

• 46:04Speaker 05

  Okay, then put my phone on.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  She goes, how's your SpongeBob impression coming along?

• 46:07Speaker 05

  Do they like it?

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  So, your, your, your, your boy Ralph Boboza texted me a couple of days ago.

• 46:12Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:12Bobby Lee?

  And he said, um, thank you so much for helping Jaime out.

• 46:17Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  Uh, you've done so much for him, it's helping our podcast out. And I just want to say Happy New Year, this and that, right? So it's like, it's unbelievable to me that we've done this for you. We fly you out here. We, am I not right? We, he lives in Texas, we fly him out every fucking week.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? We get you a hotel room, right? We treat you like family. And during work, which is only like an hour, right? You're gonna talk to your chiropractor on text?

• 46:41Speaker 05

  No.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  No, what, what, what do you think of that? What I just said?

• 46:47Speaker 05

  It sounds very ungrateful.

• 46:50Speaker 05

  For me. I'm gonna, I'll put it, let me put it D and D. Sorry.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  You're gonna play D and D?

• 46:56Speaker 05

  No, no, no.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna play Dungeon Dragons as well?

• 46:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, that's even extra rude.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  That's an extra word. Don't play that now.

• 47:01Speaker 05

  No, I said, I'm gonna put her in D and D.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  What's D and D mean? Do you know?

• 47:05Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 47:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, gosh. You don't have to stir up.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  These kids, man, they're just a breed dating everything, dude.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  I don't know any.

• 47:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you ever Google?

• 47:10Speaker 05

  You be K A.

• 47:11Speaker 06

  He finally figured it out.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 47:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow. It took you 20 minutes.

• 47:15Speaker 02

  The speech, amazing. Impediment's gone.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe clicks in later.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 47:21Speaker 02

  See what happens when you shut off the world? You take a look inside yourself.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:26Speaker 02

  When you tune out everything around you, it gives you a chance to focus on what your problems are.

• 47:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:32Speaker 02

  Say it, say it again for me.

• 47:34Speaker 05

  You be K A.

• 47:35Speaker 02

  One more time.

• 47:36Speaker 05

  You be K A.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  Okay, fuck it.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  I think it's, when you do the impression is when you lose it. As Jaime, you're fine.

• 47:44Speaker 02

  As Jaime, you're fine.

• 47:44Speaker 05

  Can I make fun of Michael J. Fox? No, man.

• 47:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let, let, we love, we love.

• 47:49Speaker 02

  We love Michael J.

• 47:50Bobby Lee?

  We love Michael J.

• 47:51Speaker 02

  He loves Fox jokes.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah.

• 47:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 47:54Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 47:55Speaker 05

  What are you saying, doc? You saying it's past eight? You gonna see Back to the Future?

• 48:03Speaker 02

  Back, oh my god. All right. I'm gonna need.

• 48:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm gonna need something too.

• 48:08Speaker 02

  I'm gonna need to see that again.

• 48:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think I, cause I did fully grasp.

• 48:15Speaker 02

  Fully.

• 48:16Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't believe it, yeah.

• 48:17Speaker 02

  I didn't know where it was going.

• 48:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  I, you know what I love, Jaime, about your impressions is immediately after you go, have you seen that movie?

• 48:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  Like, just to let them know, just in case they couldn't pick up on where it's from.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  We didn't, we didn't know the reference. So here we go.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  I thought it was gonna be Michael J. Fox asking, like, his doc.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, Back to the Future shoot, uh, we gotta get this line out.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  We gotta get.

• 48:34Bobby Lee?

  We gotta get this line out. So, um, yeah. Uh, and are you, are you ready, Mike?

• 48:39Speaker 02

  So Doc Brown is gonna say to you on the phone.

• 48:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  Marty, we gotta get to the clock tower now. And your line is.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you do the line? Cause I know he's, he's at the trailer, but like, cause this is off screen.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  I'll read, I'll read.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he'll read, right? Can you put your phone down, please? Oh, he's on the phone, that's, okay. Who, who's on the phone?

• 48:53Speaker 02

  He's on the phone with Doc Brown.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Doc Brown. Oh, you are?

• 48:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, he's, he's a little older, he's getting a little rusty. So, anyway, ahh, action, go ahead.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Marty, we gotta get to the clock tower now.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Why? The, the Lorian?

• 49:06Speaker 02

  What? Are you retarded? What is going on?

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yo, Doc, what are you saying? It's past seven o'clock. I'm gonna be late for school.

• 49:15Speaker 02

  You're.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what?

• 49:17Speaker 02

  What?

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Uh, just, cut, no, cut.

• 49:19Speaker 02

  It's the summertime, bitch.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  Cut. Michael, can you not do this during the set?

• 49:24Speaker 02

  We have a real phone for him.

• 49:25Bobby Lee?

  We have a real phone.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Pick up the prop phone that we gave you.

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's gonna keep doing, maybe it's a, maybe it's a miser's technique, I don't know what it is.

• 49:32Speaker 02

  So, so what are you looking at?

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Lines. Yeah, yeah.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Can you look at the actor?

• 49:38Speaker 02

  Can you look at the actor?

• 49:39Bobby Lee?

  Can you look at the actor, Michael?

• 49:40Speaker 02

  So about connecting.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:41Speaker 02

  And, and being present.

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay. There we go, thank you.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  But don't hold the phone, who holds a phone like that?

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:46Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:47Speaker 02

  That, that's believable, right?

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:49Speaker 02

  Okay, so the line again is, the first line you said, we need to set it to point eight gigawatts.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  We set it up to.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, you can, you can make it your own, but yeah.

• 49:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I talk to, um, I, I think that he's on something. Yeah, it's just crazy.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  I just feel like you.

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you never see this in family time.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  Knows the.

• 50:08Bobby Lee?

  Family time, you never see it, exactly.

• 50:09Speaker 05

  Can we get Christopher Lloyd in here? Uh, Michael J. Fox, I have things to do.

• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  He's improvising.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  He's improvising.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  He's improvising.

• 50:17Speaker 05

  Y'all need me in this movie, so y'all can't get rid of me.

• 50:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, um, Eric Stoltz also tested for this.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  So, yeah, we have options.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  We have options, thank you.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, are you ready?

• 50:28Speaker 05

  I've been ready.

• 50:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Oh, anyway, wow, his attitude. Anyway, ahh.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  And. Marty, we gotta get to the clock tower.

• 50:34Bobby Lee?

  You, you say we gotta set this up to eight point one gigabytes?

• 50:41Bobby Lee?

  You know what, stop. I think this, I think you're off screen. I think we, we, no, yeah, we have green screen.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:47Bobby Lee?

  So we're gonna have our assistant here, right? You're gonna do the line.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  You're gonna be Doc Brown.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  So you're gonna be Doc Brown, so tell-

• 50:52Speaker 02

  So Doc Brown is an eighty-seven-year-old man.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  Mad.

• 50:54Speaker 02

  He's a mad scientist. He created this DeLorean that can go back in time.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  So do the impression for her so she gets the-

• 51:02Speaker 02

  So your line is-

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  Marty, we gotta get to the clock tower, now!

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  Try your best.

• 51:07Speaker 02

  That's him.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  That's him.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  Oh, Marty, we gotta get to the party!

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Try your best.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  Hi!

• 51:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there we go. So, and, action! Look at him. Go ahead.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Marty.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  Marty!

• 51:17Speaker 02

  We gotta get to the clock tower.

• 51:18Speaker 04

  We gotta get to the clock tower!

• 51:19Speaker 02

  Now!

• 51:20Speaker 04

  Now!

• 51:21Speaker 05

  What are you saying, Doc?

• 51:22Speaker 02

  Say, I, what I just said.

• 51:24Speaker 04

  Hi! We gotta get to the clock tower now!

• 51:28Speaker 02

  We have to.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  We have to!

• 51:30Speaker 05

  Is this a DeLorean?

• 51:32Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah!

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  And, cut!

• 51:34Speaker 05

  Eighty-six miles-

• 51:35Bobby Lee?

  I think that's it.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  No, I think we, I, I think-

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Call Christopher, we're gonna fire him.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  I think he's-

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call Christopher now, he's let go.

• 51:41Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 51:41Bobby Lee?

  She's casted. Wow, we don't have to do another one, we're good.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  This is how your Hollywood story begins.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  Holy-

• 51:47Speaker 06

  That was great, Jules, that was great.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  That was great.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  I would actually-

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  That was great, Jules.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  I would actually watch, and this is just a live show pitch, that if you guys start touring this pod again, that you have them reenact some of Hollywood's biggest movies.

• 51:58Bobby Lee?

  Unbelievable.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  I mean, I'd watch-

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  I would watch, uh, uh, yeah, I'll show all that.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  You bring somebody up from the crowd to maybe, like, direct them or be in the scene as well. You give them a script.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  How, how have you not seen Back to the Future, Jules?

• 52:11Speaker 04

  I just-

• 52:13Speaker 02

  Do you know what it is?

• 52:14Speaker 04

  No.

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen Back to the Future? Uh, you know, Jules, let me, uh, and she's young, right? So can we, can we give her a list of movies right now?

• 52:22Speaker 02

  I would love to.

• 52:23Bobby Lee?

  That's so important, I think culturally.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:26Bobby Lee?

  So I think Back to the Future would be one, it's a great movie.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  I'd put it in one of the must-watch-

• 52:30Bobby Lee?

  Must-watch movies.

• 52:31Speaker 04

  I've seen Clockwork Orange. You forced me to watch that.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Different genre?

• 52:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:36Bobby Lee?

  Different, I forced you to watch Clockwork Orange? I think I did.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  Get to draw the paperwork up.

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, you get very, uh.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  I used to watch Barry Lyndon. Another, uh, Cooper movie. That's not as popular, but in a way.

• 52:49Speaker 02

  What is the movie you, uh, wanted me to watch when we were on the right? It was, um, it was a foreign, it was a.

• 52:54Speaker 06

  Old Boy?

• 52:55Speaker 02

  It might have been that, or I'm taking it, taking this back to like the 2010, 2012. Was there like a, a foreign film out that was really good? It was almost like a Hunger Games type.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I know what it was.

• 53:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  Battle Royale.

• 53:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I did watch it.

• 53:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:08Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 53:09Bobby Lee?

  And Tarantino's one of his favorite movies of all time.

• 53:10Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen Battle Royale? It's, you have?

• 53:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, you forced me.

• 53:14Bobby Lee?

  I forced you to.

• 53:16Speaker 06

  Why is every movie forced?

• 53:18Speaker 02

  Every movie.

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Okay? Because without force, she won't do it.

• 53:23Speaker 02

  Hmm, okay.

• 53:24Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, these young kids, they're so stubborn.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  If I'm, uh, Judge.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:32Speaker 02

  Mix up that sentence.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Right, but you know, even if I had children, I would probably sit them down and go, these are must.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. If you got kids, you gotta, you have to.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  So give her a 10 that you would think that is a must, but something that like, you know, I mean, it doesn't have to be like taxing or whatever because it's like a little bit more, you know.

• 53:46Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm gonna go Braveheart. I'm gonna go Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the ridge, the original.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 53:51Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm gonna go Jurassic Park. I'm gonna go Forrest Gump. I'm gonna go, um, I got five left.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  E.T.

• 53:59Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go E.T. Um.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  I'd say Schindler's List. Do you know what the Holocaust is?

• 54:04Bobby Lee?

  She does, she does.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  Okay, great.

• 54:05Speaker 04

  I've seen that.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, she's.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Was that?

• 54:07Speaker 04

  I've seen that in high school.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, oh, it's a required watch, yeah?

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  Did they, so they for, so every film you've watched has been forced, yeah?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:14Speaker 02

  Um, okay. And, uh, well, um.

• 54:17Speaker 06

  The Gremlins.

• 54:18Speaker 02

  Groove.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Maybe. Gremlins is a good one.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  Can you do a Gizmo impression?

• 54:25Speaker 02

  How about Gizmo?

• 54:26Speaker 06

  Gizmo was just here. Howie Mandel was just here.

• 54:27Speaker 02

  Whoa, that's right.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Howie was just here.

• 54:30Speaker 07

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• 55:48Speaker 06

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• 56:04Speaker 05

  I can't do that.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  Well, not with that attitude. You gotta believe in yourself.

• 56:08Speaker 05

  Well, I gotta hear it first and then...

• 56:09Speaker 02

  I'll give you a line. Yeah. Marty, we gotta get to the DeLorean. Marty, we gotta get to the DeLorean. All right, all right. What, is this out?

• 56:16Bobby Lee?

  Does Gizmo speak English?

• 56:18Speaker 02

  Is that?

• 56:18Bobby Lee?

  I don't think Gizmo's...

• 56:19Speaker 02

  No, he doesn't. Yeah.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  No, yeah.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  He just makes noises.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he just makes noises, yeah.

• 56:22Speaker 05

  I can do Prison Mike.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  Mike Tyson?

• 56:25Speaker 05

  No, Prison Mike.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  Who's Prison Mike?

• 56:27Speaker 05

  The Office.

• 56:27Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 56:29Speaker 05

  Yo, it's me, Prison Mike. Oh, you be the belle of the bar. Don't drop the soap. Don't drop the soap.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  Funny.

• 56:37Speaker 05

  You know, I watched The Office?

• 56:40Speaker 02

  That's the best part.

• 56:41Speaker 06

  Is that your thing?

• 56:42Speaker 02

  Oh my god. Oh my god, we are moments away from Hime Band. Woo, woo, woo. Ever seen Air Bud?

• 56:51Speaker 02

  Ever seen Golden Receiver where he catches the football in his mouth?

• 56:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I saw you doing Three Stooges.

• 56:55Speaker 02

  Three Stooges.

• 56:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow, the olden days too, wow, you know it all.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  Okay, I got, I got four movies left. I, I don't know if I'd throw Three Stooges in there. Um, let me go, let me go, uh, a rom com of some, um.

• 57:07Bobby Lee?

  Put in a Coen Brothers movie, I think.

• 57:09Speaker 02

  Oh, I.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  Raising Arizona.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  Or Old Country for Old Men.

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  Raising.

• 57:12Speaker 02

  Or, or Old Country for, New Country for Old Men?

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  Old, old country.

• 57:14Speaker 02

  Old Country for Old Men, right? No Country for Old Men. Old Country for Old Men? How about Buck?

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  I'd rather watch that. I'd rather watch that.

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  Old Country from Old Men.

• 57:24Speaker 02

  Um, oh, Nicholas, I mean, uh, Heath Ledger's Batman, the, um, the Joker. I think that's one of the best performances of all time.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  Um, I like, this is a weird, weird one to throw in there, but Twenty One Grams with Benicio del Toro.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Great movie. Great movie.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  And then, uh, Two Girls, One Cup, just to close it out. I see that. Okay.

• 57:43Speaker 06

  Not forced.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Not forced.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  You ever see, you ever see Swimming with Sharks?

• 57:48Speaker 02

  No.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god.

• 57:51Speaker 02

  Documentary or a real?

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Spacey's in it.

• 57:53Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Just, I mean, what has Spacey not been in?

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, so.

• 57:58Speaker 02

  Don't answer that.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  You ever see, um, Swimming with Sharks? It's like Benicio del Toro is one of his first movies, okay? And Kevin Spacey plays a, um, the president of a production, you know, I mean, um.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  Company.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  Company, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he is the stereotypical quintessential evil CEO, but it's so good.

• 58:22Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 58:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then it's like, his assistant, who's had enough? He snaps and just captures Kevin Spacey. As a CEO, prints him in his house, like, in his house.

• 58:32Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Ties him up. I think he kills him, maybe, I don't, I don't know. But it's a really cool movie.

• 58:37Speaker 02

  Spacey's so good at those roles. He's so good.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:40Speaker 02

  He did do a movie called Nine Lives.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was a bad one.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Where he played a cat, but, you know, everybody gets one.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:46Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  Oh, this is Young Spacey.

• 58:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Young Spacey. It's so good. And, um, this is-

• 58:52Speaker 02

  You could throw that in there.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  This movie, um, is the reason why Benicio del Toro was in Usual Suspects.

• 58:57Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  Because, um, Brian Singer was like trying to fill that role and Spacey goes, "I, I just worked with this kid."

• 59:04Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  Benicio del Toro.

• 59:05Speaker 02

  That, how many, have you, you've had jobs like that, yeah? Where you've done something or been on set and then they go, "Oh, we like Bobby," and then they tell somebody else about it?

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  No, give me a, I don't even know what you're saying. What, what are you saying?

• 59:15Speaker 02

  So like if, uh, like, wasn't Hawaii Five-O, like, you'd done something else with somebody and they go, "Oh, you should-

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  Bobby Lee, that was just a, you were just right for the job?

• 59:23Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:24Speaker 02

  You knew somebody?

• 59:25Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 59:25Speaker 02

  You were just in Hawaii?

• 59:28Bobby Lee?

  That's closer to the truth, yeah.

• 59:30Speaker 02

  You had a gun?

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  I did a movie in Hawaii.

• 59:32Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  I did a movie in Hawaii and, um, one of the producers of the movie was extremely harsh on me.

• 59:39Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  I had one line, you know, you get in the bus-

• 59:42Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  And I, I go to base camp.

• 59:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  I change and I'm literally like going, "Oh, I, I think I'm gonna quit."

• 59:51Speaker 02

  It was that bad?

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  At the acting, yeah, it was just like too much.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  Oh, quit acting, not just the film?

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that was my only day.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was done.

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 59:59Bobby Lee?

  I was like, "I'm gonna quit. I could just do podcasting, this and that."

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:02Bobby Lee?

  So I'm at the hotel, I swear to God, and I go, "I'm so hungry," so I go to the bar at this hotel. And I sit there and I remember I got wontons. And they were terrible, I remember.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was chewing on these wontons.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  Ooh, you're not supposed to chew on them.

• 1:00:17Bobby Lee?

  Were you supposed to slurp them?

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I slurp and chew.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do a combo. Yeah, me, right? And then, um, there was a guy next to me. And a Korean dude.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  Also eating wontons?

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Gene Hong. My friend Gene.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:34Bobby Lee?

  And Gene goes, "Hey," and I go, "Hey." And he goes, "What's up?" Okay. And he goes, "We met before." I go, "I go, "Where?" He goes, "Earth Bar, 16 years ago."

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  He goes, "You complimented me on my jeans," and I go, "Were you wearing APCs?" He goes, "Yes," and I remembered it.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  And he goes, "You forced me to watch Bloodsport."

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  And I said, I've already seen it.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So then he goes, uh, I go, what's your name? He goes, Gene. He goes, I am a writer, producer kinda guy. I go, what are you doing? He goes, uh, why? I produce Magnum P I.

• 1:01:07Speaker 02

  Now, before he said that, and he said, I'm a producer, actor type of guy, did you kinda go like, yeah, sure.

• 1:01:12Bobby Lee?

  No, because-

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  At a bar?

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Cause he was with Zack Knighton.

• 1:01:14Speaker 02

  Hmm. I don't know who that is.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Zack Knighton was on a show with my, one of my best friends, Charlie Finn. It was called, um, um, Life on a Stick.

• 1:01:24Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  It was a sitcom about, um, people that worked at the hot dog and a stick in a mall.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  Holy shit.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Right. So that's Zack.

• 1:01:31Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:01:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? So he, I, cause I knew Zack. I didn't know him that well, but, but Gene was with Zack. Right? And I knew that Zack was on Magnum P I.

• 1:01:39Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  So I go, oh, cool. And he goes, let me write you an episode. And I go, okay. And then literally next week, I get a call and they, yeah, they wrote you an episode.

• 1:01:50Speaker 06

  And you're like best friends now.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  So I did it. I did it 12 times. He would write me and then, he's my best friend now. He's my best friend now. And, um, so the moral of the story is what? Let's be real, not comedy.

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  Sure, sure, sure.

• 1:02:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What's the moral of the story?

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  Uh, you never know.

• 1:02:05Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. You never know.

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  Don't stop. It happens when it happens.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So the reason why I did that movie in Hawaii is because another friend of mine, who we all know, um, kinda begged me to do it.

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  And I go, no, like, cause it's one line. I'm not gonna go to Hawaii for one line.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  But I did him a favor.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:02:26Bobby Lee?

  So I was there, that happened.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  You showed up.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  I showed up.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  That's another lesson. You at least gotta show up.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  You gotta show up in life.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:38Bobby Lee?

  Helix, helix, helix, helix, helix, helix! Mattresses! Tell your audience. I'm gonna tell my audience. Okay? I'm gonna tell them this, okay? That, you know, I have a couple of bedrooms in my house and they all have Helix mattresses. Why do you think that is, Jaime?

• 1:02:54Speaker 05

  You have a lot of guests.

• 1:02:55Bobby Lee?

  I know, but why do I only use Helix?

• 1:02:57Speaker 05

  Because it's good for the back.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  It's good for the back, dude. And it's the best sleeping experience one can have. Okay? Why not sleep in the most luxurious thing and an affordable thing? Am I not right?

• 1:03:07Speaker 05

  You're not wrong.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:03:08Speaker 06

  Hey Bobby, so how long have you had your Helix mattress?

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  For about eight years. And the last eight years have been the best sleeps of my life, you know? I can dream fondly about things. And I think that's the most important thing. Rachel's?

• 1:03:23Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm. Get a good night's sleep.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Guys, there's a Helix quiz. And it's not, it's not, you know, I mean, rocket science. It's not. You know, it's simple, but by taking the quiz, you might change your sleep patterns and habits for the rest of your life in a positive way.

• 1:03:40Speaker 06

  All right, so go to helixsleep.com/belly for 25% off sitewide plus two free dream pillows with mattress purchase. That's helixsleep.com/belly for 25% off sitewide plus two free dream pillows with mattress purchase. Helixsleep.com/belly.

• 1:04:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know, it's like...

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  Opportunities, but get opportunities. So if you had said no to that and been like, whether it was, you know, a myriad of reasons, you could have, would have been justified, being like, I don't want to go that far for one thing.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  I don't, maybe I'm better than that. Maybe you go like, I, if I'm gonna go that far, it should be, you know, a couple scenes or, you know, but you, you said I'll do my friend a favor. You showed up for your friend and for yourself.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  There's an old AA saying, suit up and show up. Like, your sponsor would say that. You know, as a kid, I learned that. You know what I mean? So just, you know what I mean, even if you're scared, get, put your clothes on and show up.

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Wow, yeah.

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I think that it's a life lesson that's important, you know? Um, I think that a lot of, like, when I met Gilbert, he just came to my house during a fight night. I didn't know him.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  And without that meeting, I don't think that I did Maker Studios. I didn't want to do Maker Studios, but I met George that way.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So it's like, you just kind of like, you know...

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  Have you had those things with the Comedy Store? Because you, that's another thing I always am impressed by you, Bob, is that you, you're at the store, when you're in town, you're there all the time, and it's like, you don't have to be. You know, you could go a couple times, but you're, you're always up.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  That has, that has more to do with, like, I'm lonely.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  Hmm, okay. Well, bad example then. Um, do you have any other impression?

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  But don't you think going to the, I mean, don't you think, you know, sometimes you see a comic and you go, you have a spot tonight? He goes, no, I just didn't know what else to do.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's like Cheers. It's like a place where you're gonna know people.

• 1:05:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  And don't you, don't you feel that?

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, for sure. You get the adulation from the crowd.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  So, um, you know, I think that's an important...

• 1:05:31Speaker 02

  But another thing that you, you're, at least you're, you know, yeah, whatever the reason is that you're going, you're still showing up, not just for, you, there's gotta be a piece of you that's like...

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  You give me a life lesson. I'm your son and my name is Domingo.

• 1:05:44Speaker 02

  So I adopted you.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why, what's wrong?

• 1:05:47Speaker 05

  Why a Spanish name, you know what I mean?

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  Hey, hey, hey, can you stop talking to my kid? Can you stop talking to my kid?

• 1:05:54Speaker 05

  Can you name him a better name?

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  It's okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, son, son.

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  You couldn't name him Robert?

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  He's my stepson, right? Step, stepbrother.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you're both adopted.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  Dave, shut up.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  Dave, shut up, man.

• 1:06:03Bobby Lee?

  I really, I, that's your name, Dave.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  I didn't know his name. We got him like a week ago.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

• 1:06:08Speaker 02

  We got.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, anyway, I'm, Dave, I'm like, I'm, I'm having a bad day. I want advice from dad.

• 1:06:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you have a dumb name.

• 1:06:16Speaker 02

  Hey, man, when I, when I, when I found you at that Panera, you know, and you were outside.

• 1:06:21Bobby Lee?

  In the soup.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  At the soup, you were, you were eating the soup outside. And I said, do you have a home? And you go, hey, you ever seen, you ever seen Apollo 13? And then you did some fucking weird impression of Kevin Bacon in space. And I said, this guy needs a home. He probably doesn't have a home, you know, because he's doing, he's talking to himself. And I adopted you and you're, and you're 28 and that was a big gamble.

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  I'm not 28.

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  24?

• 1:06:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm 28.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  20. Are you really 28?

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  That's what I want to talk to you about, dad. He lies all the time.

• 1:06:49Speaker 02

  I know, but I'm good at guessing ages, so.

• 1:06:51Speaker 05

  Look at me.

• 1:06:51Bobby Lee?

  That's your son, obviously, dad, you would know, but anyway.

• 1:06:54Speaker 05

  Look at me, look at me. I'm the captain now. Captain Phillips.

• 1:06:57Speaker 02

  Okay, this is actually why I adopted him.

• 1:06:59Bobby Lee?

  And dad, he keeps doing that.

• 1:07:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a good party.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Keeps doing impression of a, a line from a movie and then he keeps saying what the movie is and I've seen the movie. It's driving me crazy.

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  It is. It's also a cock block. The amount of women I've brought over to the house that he's made leave because he's been like, hey, hey, hey, you're the man now, dog. Have you seen Finding Forests?

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  It's getting old real quick.

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  It's too much.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's too much.

• 1:07:18Bobby Lee?

  It's too much.

• 1:07:19Speaker 02

  But, but I want to tell you, Domingo.

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  I am your father. You know what I mean? That's Star Wars.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  I will punch you in the cock.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see dead people, you know what I mean?

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, we, we've seen it.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Six Sense, have you seen Six Sense?

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  I, I love it.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um.

• 1:07:30Speaker 05

  Hey, dad, find me some shade. Spider-Man 3?

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you see, that's what I'm saying, dad. Every, from morning to night.

• 1:07:37Speaker 02

  Why do you think your dad's still single?

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, I wake up and it's constantly that.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  Do you have any advice for me?

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  Well, first of all, I'm sorry that you guys have bunk beds. I should get you.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  I know, that's the thing.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  You have to listen to that all night.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  All night long, dad, you know?

• 1:07:50Speaker 02

  And I shouldn't have got him that live stream set up that he's.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  You shouldn't have done that.

• 1:07:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, because now he has an outlet and an office.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  And also a drum set? He doesn't even play the drums. Well, he, he's.

• 1:07:58Speaker 05

  Peter, Peter, I'm right here, Uncle Ben, Peter.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess, Spider-Man.

• 1:08:07Bobby Lee?

  Let me guess.

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  Spider-Man.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  See, at least you're nice to your brother, you know?

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I-

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  That's what I'm gonna tell you.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  He did that this morning, that same impression. That's how I knew Spider-Man, Dad.

• 1:08:16Speaker 02

  I know, I know.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:08:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway.

• 1:08:19Speaker 05

  You always like a son to me.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know what movie that is, Dad.

• 1:08:23Speaker 05

  What's that from? How's it finish?

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have to finish the impression, sorry. Go ahead.

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  You always been like a son to me. I had a father. His name was Uncle Ben.

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Spider-Man again?

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  And then like, yeah, the-

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  Is it Spider-Man again?

• 1:08:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:38Speaker 02

  Which Spider-Man is it from?

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  The first one.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he only seen the first one. He does impressions for the first one.

• 1:08:43Speaker 02

  How about the, uh, how about Spider- how about Black Spider-Man, the cartoon?

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't see that one. Yeah, yeah. Well, just, what would that sound like?

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  Why didn't you see that one?

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Also, why didn't you say it?

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  Yeah. I've seen Spider-Man 3 with, uh, Cho- Trophy, not, not Cho- Trofer?

• 1:08:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:57Speaker 02

  Trofer?

• 1:08:58Speaker 06

  Trofer Grace.

• 1:08:59Speaker 05

  Trofer Grace?

• 1:08:59Speaker 02

  Trofer Grace?

• 1:09:00Bobby Lee?

  We love Trofer Grace.

• 1:09:02Speaker 02

  Love Trofer Grace.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, it is.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:05Speaker 02

  It is. Yeah, perfect.

• 1:09:06Speaker 05

  He's like, uh, uh, you, you want forgiveness? Go to church. Oh. Right? Oh, get religion. I had to think about it. You want forgiveness? Find religion. And then like, Peter Parker told me, "I'm here."

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  We're gonna send him back to the, uh, we're gonna send him back to the child services facility.

• 1:09:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I think he's broken.

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  I just, it's- I'd be buck. It's-

• 1:09:32Bobby Lee?

  Terminator, we know, Dad. We know, we know, we know Dave, I mean.

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, Dave.

• 1:09:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, anyway.

• 1:09:36Speaker 02

  Let me go, I, I, I want you to know that life gets, life gets wild, okay?

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, finally the advice. It's been 20 minutes. You know what I mean? I mean, Dad, that's another thing, it's like, cut him off.

• 1:09:48Speaker 02

  I know, I know.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  You just let him go, you let him keep going.

• 1:09:51Speaker 02

  And I gotta be better about that, alright?

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, you gotta be way better about that, because that's 20 minutes we've sat there and listened to all that.

• 1:09:56Speaker 02

  I made a new year-

• 1:09:57Bobby Lee?

  Like five Spider-Man refer- Come on.

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  You're not wrong.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  I know, I'm right.

• 1:10:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, and this is what I wanna tell you, David.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Here he goes again, Dad.

• 1:10:04Speaker 05

  I like me. My wife likes me. My kids love me. Yeah, yeah, I talk a lot. Yeah, I might say a lot of things. But hey, guess what? I am who I am. And that's fine. Planes, automobiles, and trains.

• 1:10:26Speaker 05

  He couldn't.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  The order's wrong, the order's wrong.

• 1:10:29Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  The order's wrong.

• 1:10:31Speaker 05

  Planes, trains and automobiles.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  There we go. There we go. That was amazing. The order was wrong.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  Do you think when he goes to McDonald's and pulls the drive-thru, he goes, "Let me get a straw, and, uh, oh, and a burger."

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  "Oh, and I guess a drink for the straw."

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does that, he does that.

• 1:10:45Speaker 02

  Wait. Well, Domingo, I know that-

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Dad.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Life has been wild. Dad hasn't been around very much.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we haven't seen you in two years.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  I know, and that's very, I can't believe you know that because you're only five, but you keep track of time well, you journal every night.

• 1:11:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do. "God damn it, I'm tired of these snakes on this goddamn plane."

• 1:11:05Speaker 02

  Okay, I actually asked him to say that one.

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did? What, what, what movie was that, Dad?

• 1:11:08Speaker 02

  What do you?

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  Snakes on the Plane.

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  But I don't want him to be the reason that you don't have a successful childhood. So, I wanted somebody, I wanted you to have a sibling for you that's closer to your age, so-

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, yeah.

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  So, I adopted-

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have my sister.

• 1:11:26Speaker 02

  I adopted another five-year-old.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. She's a mute.

• 1:11:28Speaker 02

  How'd you know she's your sister?

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, she's a mute, but she, you know, I mean, sign language.

• 1:11:31Speaker 02

  Probably because she's wearing a shirt that says, "I'm Domingo's sister."

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. See? And that's another one.

• 1:11:38Speaker 02

  I don't want her to-

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  That's all she does is wave.

• 1:11:40Speaker 02

  That's all she can do.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, but the other night I was asleep at four in the morning, right? She wakes me up and she goes, "Hi." And it was really weird.

• 1:11:47Speaker 02

  She spoke?

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  She spoke?

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  No, in my mind, yeah, no, nothing came out.

• 1:11:51Speaker 02

  You heard her, yeah.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she eats her own boogers, that's weird.

• 1:11:54Speaker 02

  Who hasn't?

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Salty, so delicious.

• 1:11:57Speaker 02

  They're so delicious.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  We're gonna need a bigger boat.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Jones? Question mark. No, look at him.

• 1:12:05Speaker 02

  What else could that be from? Mr. Holland's Opus?

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow, dude. You watch a lot of movies.

• 1:12:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, you watch a lot of movies.

• 1:12:13Speaker 05

  I watch a lot of clips.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, oh, you got that from clips?

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  Clips, yeah. Have you seen any film all the way through?

• 1:12:18Speaker 05

  Yes, I have.

• 1:12:20Speaker 02

  Thanks for coming out.

• 1:12:22Speaker 05

  I actually seen Gladiator two.

• 1:12:24Bobby Lee?

  I thought, did you see it? Did you see it?

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  I wanna see, I wanna see.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  That was pretty good.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  I've heard it doesn't hold up to the first, but you can't compare.

• 1:12:32Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, it still has that, I was talking to Gene about it, and it still has that old school Hollywood movie making where it was refreshing in that way, it's like a proper epic.

• 1:12:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, you can see money on the screen.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  Oh wow.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  Right? Um, a lot of practical effects.

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  And I thought it was really good.

• 1:12:50Speaker 02

  Not, not too much CGI that, that got in the way?

• 1:12:53Bobby Lee?

  I think A Complete Unknown is my favorite movie. Gladiator two was good, I thought The Order was good.

• 1:12:59Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  Did you see that?

• 1:13:00Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:13:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:13:01Speaker 02

  Have you seen The Menu?

• 1:13:02Bobby Lee?

  I love The Menu.

• 1:13:03Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  I love The Menu.

• 1:13:05Speaker 02

  Do you know any lines from The Menu?

• 1:13:07Speaker 05

  Cheeseburger.

• 1:13:08Speaker 02

  Right, yeah, pretty good, you've seen it.

• 1:13:13Speaker 05

  Hey, oh, go ahead.

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  Your sister, she wanted to communicate with you.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.

• 1:13:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  She does that a lot too.

• 1:13:20Speaker 02

  That means she's hungry.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that does?

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, stop feeling, feeding her only balut.

• 1:13:25Speaker 05

  Baloney.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what balut is?

• 1:13:28Speaker 05

  No, buying a baloney.

• 1:13:30Speaker 02

  What's balloon, is that something you're sponsored by?

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  You know, you, you, you know what balut is?

• 1:13:33Speaker 02

  Balut?

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, balut.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  Can you still say that?

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not, I'm not saying things wrong. No, no, yeah.

• 1:13:39Speaker 02

  That's another anytime bit.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  So, a, so it's a duck egg.

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  Oh god.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and the duck is still in it, the baby.

• 1:13:44Speaker 02

  Oh god, oh god!

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  So we went to, yeah, so we went to the Philippines.

• 1:13:48Speaker 02

  Oh, where am I?

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  Remember we ate that? Oh, well, yeah, which one, who's that?

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Elvis.

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  Who did the O earlier?

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:13:54Speaker 02

  Who did the O earlier? At the end of the song.

• 1:13:57Speaker 04

  George.

• 1:13:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, George, you're doing George, yeah, oh yeah. Um, so balut is that, so the feathers.

• 1:14:03Speaker 02

  Wait, is the duck dead or alive?

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  He's dead, obviously, because they, um, fermented, or is that what it is?

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:10Speaker 02

  Who?

• 1:14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:12Speaker 02

  Who eats that?

• 1:14:13Bobby Lee?

  Filipinos. I went to the Philippines, I would eat that.

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  Wow, wow.

• 1:14:18Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 1:14:19Bobby Lee?

  It's not.

• 1:14:19Speaker 02

  Why, no.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  It's not good.

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  It's okay. It's like gummy bears or something, like, have you had like, baked, yeah. Wait, what does that taste like? No judgment. Egg?

• 1:14:27Speaker 04

  Like egg with feathers.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, egg with feathers.

• 1:14:29Speaker 02

  Doesn't it taste like dead, premature duck baby?

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:14:33Speaker 02

  Would you eat that?

• 1:14:34Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you would.

• 1:14:35Speaker 05

  No, I wouldn't.

• 1:14:36Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:14:38Bobby Lee?

  We're bringing

• 1:14:39Speaker 02

  Are you really?

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're bringing

• 1:14:40Speaker 05

  I'm not gonna eat then.

• 1:14:41Speaker 02

  Well, you know what? He'll force you to because uh he is good at peer pressure and you don't wanna let Bobby down. Which is a new game show. Don't let Bobby down.

• 1:14:49Speaker 05

  No, we're not gonna get

• 1:14:50Speaker 02

  When I was on the road with Bobby, I do not like oysters and we were sitting at a Maggiano's or some seafood restaurant in some city.

• 1:14:57Bobby Lee?

  Italian restaurant. There's no fucking

• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  Okay, then it wasn't Maggiano's. I love Maggiano's. Shout to Maggiano's.

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:03Speaker 02

  Was that?

• 1:15:04Speaker 05

  I guess.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he does, he does.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  Was that an impression of the manager at Maggiano's?

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  No, he also does like, you know what I mean?

• 1:15:08Speaker 02

  We don't have any

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  That's me eating it.

• 1:15:11Speaker 06

  He just gulp the whole

• 1:15:12Bobby Lee?

  I gulp the whole thing.

• 1:15:16Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, you didn't like it? Wow.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  Wow. Bobby made me eat oysters. He, he held uh four gigs over my head and said, if you don't eat these oysters, you can't go to San Jose, Phoenix, North Carolina and somewhere else.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right.

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  And I ate like six oysters and it was awful. So

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  You think that was bullying?

• 1:15:34Speaker 02

  No, it was just fun. We were hanging out late night.

• 1:15:36Bobby Lee?

  Cause I look back at some of my behavior back in the day.

• 1:15:38Speaker 02

  Not at all.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  And I used to do stuff like that.

• 1:15:39Speaker 02

  Not at all.

• 1:15:40Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 1:15:40Speaker 02

  Cause we laughed about it and also I, yeah, if I just met you, maybe that's bullying, but there was rapport. I don't know if I would eat that.

• 1:15:47Bobby Lee?

  You would.

• 1:15:49Speaker 02

  If I was like at a party and everybody was doing it, yeah, I'd probably give in to peer pressure.

• 1:15:53Speaker 06

  Jaime had never eaten sushi before.

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he had never eaten sushi.

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  Well, that's, yeah, that's

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  And he didn't like that either.

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  You didn't like it? Oh, you're spitting it out. What kind of sushi was it?

• 1:16:00Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:16:00Speaker 02

  Was it dipped in diarrhea? Why didn't you like it?

• 1:16:02Speaker 06

  It was a California roll.

• 1:16:03Speaker 05

  It was the

• 1:16:03Speaker 02

  It was the easiest

• 1:16:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 1:16:05Speaker 05

  No, it was not a California roll. It was a tuna. Eo, it was eo.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Cause I went to like, last night I went to um, I went to Scratch, Sushi by Scratch. You know that?

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:16:15Bobby Lee?

  Great.

• 1:16:15Speaker 06

  Amazing.

• 1:16:16Bobby Lee?

  Love it.

• 1:16:16Speaker 02

  One of the better spots out here.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  Right. And so I went to sushi with Scratch last night and um, and in my mind, I was like, I gotta bring Jaime here because it's omakase and you have to eat everything they put on the plate.

• 1:16:29Speaker 06

  By force? You can't be disrespectful.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  You can't be disrespectful. It's the chef.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:33Speaker 06

  I don't care about him.

• 1:16:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's why I'm never gonna take you anywhere nice.

• 1:16:38Speaker 05

  Okay, I'll go there.

• 1:16:39Bobby Lee?

  That fucking attitude, dude. You know what I mean? And then they have a pasta bar too. Have you been in that one?

• 1:16:43Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so they have a pasta bar too. That's really good.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How does all that feel though? Like you're doing gigantic places like that?

• 1:16:50Speaker 02

  It feels unbelievable. The, there's a cult audience to the Dr. Phil live shows. It's wild. I mean, you guys saw it from the second show at the store, but when you see it in a 3,000 plus seat theater, Bob, I mean, which you guys have gotten that with Bad Friends and Tiger, but in every, use your standup. But

• 1:17:09Speaker 02

  there's just a cool, different energy with it that's like, and the fans of the Dr. Phil live show are are massive fans, you guys. My Bad Friends appearance with, as Phil, like, people come up to me all the time talking about the first episode you guys came on. It's gonna be wild. And that, and so, you know, adamraycomedy.com is where all the Phil tour dates are. Um, we have, I think, 26 cities, and then I'm gonna be done with it in June, and then move on to, uh,

• 1:17:34Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do then?

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

  I'm trying to make shows too. I'm still out here trying to do, this just, this just happened and is a fun thing that's

• 1:17:39Bobby Lee?

  You're a good actor.

• 1:17:40Speaker 02

  Thanks.

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  The heat was good?

• 1:17:42Speaker 02

  It was good.

• 1:17:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:43Speaker 02

  You remember what you told me after, when I did it?

• 1:17:45Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:17:45Speaker 02

  I came back and you go, "Hey, man, nothing, where's, where's my Bobby, my Bobby Lee truth cam?" Right here? Bobby goes, "Hey, man, uh, how'd the movie go? Yeah, was it great?" "Hey, man, yeah, back to the store, back to 1 a.m. spots. You ain't fucking better than me. You're fucking better." They say with a smile, it was like being funny Bobby, like, and he goes, he goes, "Yeah," he goes, "Back to it." "Cause back to the grind, right? Back to it. You did a movie. Who cares? On to the next thing." And I was like, and it was like this weird

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  I don't really, I don't remember.

• 1:18:13Speaker 02

  Let me, let me preface it. I walked up to the patio with a little pep in my step, and you were like, you go, "Oh, you did one movie." You feel like, and I was like, "Yeah, I'm kinda feeling myself." And you were like, "Yeah, man, that's one movie."

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, I think, if I, I don't remember that, but I think what I was trying to do was, um, I, a lot of times, we do things. And, you know, I mean, we, we think that there is gonna be a result attached to it.

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  You think that that one thing is gonna be the

• 1:18:35Bobby Lee?

  And I don't want you to get let down. Do the grind. You're always doing the grind. I'm always doing the grind, but maybe I should've said it differently.

• 1:18:41Speaker 02

  No, you shouldn't have. It was perfect. But here's the thing, you need not enough people do that, step out of their, uh, own way to give somebody that they, uh, have any sort of respect for advice like that. So that was, uh, invaluable.

• 1:18:53Speaker 05

  I have a bone to pick with you.

• 1:18:55Speaker 02

  Please.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, you do. You told me in the car.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  Let's go. Car, Carbee?

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  Let's get it out.

• 1:19:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, man. I I like one of your reels and I sent it to you. I was like, hey, good shit, man. And you left me on red.

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up.

• 1:19:08Speaker 05

  That's how big he got, right?

• 1:19:10Speaker 02

  I pride myself on responding to everybody.

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  That's him. That's who he is.

• 1:19:12Speaker 02

  What's your account?

• 1:19:13Speaker 05

  No, it's okay.

• 1:19:14Speaker 02

  What was the reel?

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  He's over it, dude.

• 1:19:16Speaker 02

  Was it a reel of mine or of somebody else's?

• 1:19:18Speaker 05

  Dr. Phil.

• 1:19:20Speaker 06

  What's your account, Jaime?

• 1:19:21Speaker 05

  Jaime Garcia.

• 1:19:23Speaker 02

  Pull up the, uh, pull up the, pull it up.

• 1:19:25Speaker 05

  Pull it up. Okay.

• 1:19:29Speaker 02

  Here we go. Wait, I'm gonna pull it up right now.

• 1:19:31Speaker 04

  He responded.

• 1:19:31Speaker 02

  Wow, I said, thank, I responded with, thanks bud. Look at that. Thanks bud. And guess who left my thanks bud on red? Hey, hey, hey, hey, funny shit dude. Have you seen that movie? It's called Your Fucking Life, Jaime.

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, dude?

• 1:19:50Speaker 02

  I responded. He left me on scene. He left me on scene. I responded.

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, dude?

• 1:19:54Speaker 02

  I love you, dude.

• 1:19:54Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Jaime, look at me, dude.

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, look at him.

• 1:19:56Speaker 06

  That was wild.

• 1:19:57Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, right?

• 1:19:58Speaker 05

  I forgot.

• 1:19:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, Jaime. Jaime, look at me, dude. Look at me, dude.

• 1:20:02Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  What is your problem, dude?

• 1:20:05Speaker 05

  I forgot.

• 1:20:06Bobby Lee?

  No, what is going on here, dude? That, what you did, dude, was uncalled for.

• 1:20:10Speaker 02

  It was inappropriate.

• 1:20:11Bobby Lee?

  And, and out of pocket, as the kids say, okay? So look at me right now, dude. What is your problem right now, dude?

• 1:20:16Speaker 05

  I forgot that he, I thought he left me on red.

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  But did he?

• 1:20:20Speaker 05

  That's because, look, he said it wasn't notified because they're in quiet mode.

• 1:20:24Speaker 02

  You're always in D and D, man.

• 1:20:25Speaker 05

  You're in D and D.

• 1:20:26Speaker 02

  I was in D and D?

• 1:20:27Speaker 05

  Yeah. Adam Ray wasn't notified.

• 1:20:29Speaker 06

  But he responded.

• 1:20:30Bobby Lee?

  He did respond to you.

• 1:20:31Speaker 02

  But I responded to you.

• 1:20:32Speaker 05

  I thought it was just, yeah, my bad.

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  I thought I was texting your chiropractor.

• 1:20:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's dude.

• 1:20:37Speaker 05

  My bad.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry, Adam.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  It's okay, hey.

• 1:20:40Speaker 05

  Adam, I'm sorry.

• 1:20:41Speaker 02

  This is what happens when you, uh, when you, you know, when you get, when you go to like the next level. You start getting like hate mail, live in the flesh.

• 1:20:47Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:20:48Speaker 06

  Adam responds to me. He never.

• 1:20:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:51Speaker 02

  I try to respond to everyone.

• 1:20:52Bobby Lee?

  Like when he said that, when you said that in the car, I was like, that doesn't sound like Adam. It's you. So you're the bad one.

• 1:20:58Speaker 05

  Sorry, Adam.

• 1:20:59Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 1:21:00Speaker 05

  Sorry, Adam.

• 1:21:01Speaker 02

  I want you to apologize.

• 1:21:02Bobby Lee?

  If any more beef?

• 1:21:04Speaker 02

  I want you to apologize as, uh, as Joe Biden.

• 1:21:10Speaker 05

  I'm sorry.

• 1:21:13Speaker 05

  Vote for me again.

• 1:21:15Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:21:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow. On Texas? That's good, dude. You can do old people really well.

• 1:21:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's really good.

• 1:21:22Speaker 05

  You hear me, boy?

• 1:21:23Speaker 02

  I don't think he says that.

• 1:21:24Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't say boy.

• 1:21:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's not Clint Eastwood.

• 1:21:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  You hear me, boy? Vote for me, boy. Come on.

• 1:21:32Bobby Lee?

  What does a Mexican old man sound like?

• 1:21:34Speaker 02

  Great question.

• 1:21:36Speaker 05

  Old, let me see, my uncle.

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, do it.

• 1:21:40Speaker 05

  I can't do it.

• 1:21:42Bobby Lee?

  Try it in Spanish. You just do it in English.

• 1:21:45Speaker 05

  It's the same thing as old Joe Biden.

• 1:21:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Without an accent?

• 1:21:50Speaker 05

  We don't have accents.

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  So just do Joe Biden.

• 1:21:53Speaker 05

  My family doesn't have accents.

• 1:21:54Speaker 02

  Do Joe Biden just saying something like, "Yo, yo care Taco Bell." Like just say something like, "Yeah."

• 1:21:59Speaker 05

  That's racist. We don't eat Taco Bell. We don't.

• 1:22:03Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time?

• 1:22:03Speaker 02

  Well, Joe Biden does.

• 1:22:04Bobby Lee?

  No, when's the last time you ate Taco Bell, Iman?

• 1:22:07Speaker 05

  Be honest?

• 1:22:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:08Speaker 05

  Be, for real?

• 1:22:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:09Speaker 05

  Last night before I, like, for real.

• 1:22:12Bobby Lee?

  It went from, "We don't eat Taco Bell."

• 1:22:14Speaker 02

  Till last night. To be honest, for real.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Do you understand that?

• 1:22:17Speaker 05

  It's because I had a late night drive back home and I was like, Taco Bell was like 40.

• 1:22:21Speaker 02

  What's your TB order? Be honest, for real.

• 1:22:23Speaker 05

  A cheesy gordita crunch.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  What is it?

• 1:22:25Speaker 05

  A cheesy gordita crunch.

• 1:22:26Speaker 02

  Gordita.

• 1:22:26Speaker 05

  Gordita.

• 1:22:28Speaker 02

  Who?

• 1:22:28Speaker 05

  Gordita.

• 1:22:29Speaker 02

  Gordi, who's that?

• 1:22:31Speaker 05

  No, it's not who is, it's what is.

• 1:22:34Speaker 02

  By the way.

• 1:22:35Bobby Lee?

  Bro, fuck you, dude. This is an old friend of mine now. Fuck you, dude.

• 1:22:40Speaker 05

  What, I'm sorry, Adam.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  Cheesy gordita crunch.

• 1:22:42Speaker 05

  Uh, crunchy taco.

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:44Speaker 05

  And a, uh, beefy five layer burrito.

• 1:22:47Speaker 02

  That's a good order.

• 1:22:48Bobby Lee?

  What'd you get? I have my go-to, go ahead.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  Double decker. I like a cheesy gordita.

• 1:22:57Speaker 02

  Probably, and just a bean and cheese burrito. Like, yeah, bean and cheese at TB's.

• 1:23:02Bobby Lee?

  So I always get a bean and cheese.

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  You love it.

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  At least one.

• 1:23:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what I do is I open it up.

• 1:23:06Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:23:07Bobby Lee?

  And I put the Diablo in there.

• 1:23:08Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 1:23:08Bobby Lee?

  All the way through it.

• 1:23:09Speaker 02

  Can't do that.

• 1:23:10Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:23:10Speaker 02

  Hot sauce.

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Fire, whatever, whatever sauce you like. I get that. I always just get a taco supreme.

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  Oh, wow, yeah.

• 1:23:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I like just the shell.

• 1:23:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and, and a hard shell.

• 1:23:20Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:23:21Bobby Lee?

  And for some, I never eat it, but I always order a Mexican pizza. I never eat it.

• 1:23:25Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:23:25Bobby Lee?

  I'll eat a slice or something.

• 1:23:26Speaker 02

  Well, because it always falls apart in the box.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what I'm saying.

• 1:23:29Speaker 02

  You want some presentation. You know that they didn't make it there.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:23:33Speaker 02

  It was sitting there.

• 1:23:34Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:23:34Speaker 02

  But it's the way that they hand it to you, it falls apart, and then you gotta pick it through the bag.

• 1:23:38Bobby Lee?

  Burrito supreme, I guess, sometimes you get to.

• 1:23:40Speaker 02

  Burrito supreme.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  What'd you get, Jules?

• 1:23:42Speaker 04

  I get um the soft potato wrap and then cheesy gordita and then fries and then coke.

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  Taco Bell fries?

• 1:23:49Bobby Lee?

  I have never gotten fries at a Taco Bell, have you?

• 1:23:51Speaker 02

  No, that's like getting a condom at the gas station.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:55Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  Taco Bell? They have fries there?

• 1:23:58Speaker 04

  The curly one, it's so good.

• 1:24:00Bobby Lee?

  It is, okay. Is it good? I don't know about curly, but they have little fries. In chorito.

• 1:24:06Speaker 02

  They have chicken nuggets now?

• 1:24:07Speaker 04

  Curly.

• 1:24:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, chicken, okay, so.

• 1:24:08Speaker 02

  I just saw that, yeah. Do you see McDonald's just came out with a McFlurry hash brown sandwich?

• 1:24:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I heard about that.

• 1:24:15Speaker 02

  Kinda wanna try it.

• 1:24:15Bobby Lee?

  It's two hash browns and there's flurry in the middle.

• 1:24:18Speaker 02

  It's it's the salty sweet combo that is probably not.

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  I gotta try it, I gotta.

• 1:24:24Speaker 02

  Well, yeah.

• 1:24:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:24Speaker 02

  All stoners, that that to me says McDonald's is starting to cater to the the other side.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  Right, that's it.

• 1:24:30Speaker 02

  Jack in the Box and Carl's Jr. Wendy's are are taking all the potheads and that's who's like, look at that dude. No sober person that cares about seeing their sixties is gonna eat that.

• 1:24:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's insane.

• 1:24:42Speaker 02

  That's wild.

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  Wild.

• 1:24:43Speaker 05

  The McRabs are coming back.

• 1:24:45Speaker 02

  The who?

• 1:24:45Speaker 05

  The Snack Wraps.

• 1:24:46Speaker 02

  Donovan McNabb?

• 1:24:48Speaker 04

  Donovan McNabb?

• 1:24:50Speaker 05

  Ronald McRap.

• 1:24:51Speaker 02

  Ronald McRap?

• 1:24:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, the Snack Wraps.

• 1:24:54Speaker 02

  What are we talking about?

• 1:24:55Bobby Lee?

  A snake wrap, dude.

• 1:24:56Speaker 02

  The snake?

• 1:24:56Speaker 05

  A snack wrap.

• 1:24:58Speaker 02

  Ronald Mc, you said you said the McRap?

• 1:25:00Bobby Lee?

  And scene.

• 1:25:01Speaker 02

  And scene, we got it. Thank you so much.

• 1:25:03Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:25:03Speaker 02

  We'll call you back.

• 1:25:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, thanks for the, uh, just.

• 1:25:06Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 1:25:06Bobby Lee?

  Next time maybe memorize the lines that we fucking gave you, okay?

• 1:25:10Speaker 02

  He was, he was okay.

• 1:25:11Speaker 05

  No, he's, well, what does he say about snake wraps?

• 1:25:13Speaker 02

  Well, he's with ABC Town. They're not a real.

• 1:25:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:25:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're not a real.

• 1:25:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know, oh.

• 1:25:17Speaker 05

  They're related in my eyes.

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  Um, anyway, uh, here's the thing that McDonald's, I don't, I always get it, but I never understand why when I eat it.

• 1:25:25Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 1:25:26Bobby Lee?

  It's their breakfast burrito.

• 1:25:29Speaker 02

  Oof, yeah.

• 1:25:29Bobby Lee?

  You know, have you had it?

• 1:25:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:25:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what it is?

• 1:25:32Speaker 02

  No, is it a breakfast burrito? It sounds pretty self-explanatory.

• 1:25:34Bobby Lee?

  No, it's. But it's un- you'll, when you taste it, it's something that that's otherworldly because you've never tasted anything like it. But it does not taste like a breakfast burrito.

• 1:25:44Speaker 02

  Well, of course.

• 1:25:44Bobby Lee?

  Is it a burrito? Look it up.

• 1:25:45Speaker 06

  The McDonald's one?

• 1:25:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:46Speaker 06

  It's terrible.

• 1:25:47Speaker 02

  You got it. When they come out with new things, it's like when Charles Barkley.

• 1:25:50Bobby Lee?

  It's been there for years.

• 1:25:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, when, when they come out with new items, it's like stick to what you do, you know? Subway just came out with a, like a six foot cookie and Charles Barkley's one, he's like, we got a fucking big cookie now. We got a twelve foot cookie. And you're like, I, that looks terrible and it's, and it doesn't even look like a good cookie. And who wants a cookie that long?

• 1:26:06Bobby Lee?

  It's that big?

• 1:26:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's twelve feet. Look it up, Charles Barkley's twelve foot cookie.

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow, how much is it?

• 1:26:12Speaker 04

  That looks good.

• 1:26:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, it does kinda look good. It looks alright.

• 1:26:17Bobby Lee?

  Do they bake it there?

• 1:26:18Speaker 02

  What are you, uh, what are you dipping that thing in?

• 1:26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like it.

• 1:26:20Speaker 02

  Are we dipping our cookie? You have to dip that, right? What are you dipping it in, Jaime?

• 1:26:24Speaker 05

  Milk.

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:26:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, I like your Charles Barkley impression.

• 1:26:28Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 1:26:28Speaker 05

  I like them.

• 1:26:29Speaker 02

  My Char-

• 1:26:30Speaker 05

  Charles Bark- Barkley?

• 1:26:31Speaker 02

  Who?

• 1:26:32Speaker 05

  Berkeley?

• 1:26:33Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  Barry.

• 1:26:34Speaker 02

  Barry?

• 1:26:35Bobby Lee?

  Charles Barkley. Try my twelve foot cookie.

• 1:26:39Speaker 05

  That's funny.

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  Bring him on the road with me.

• 1:26:42Bobby Lee?

  Uh, you should.

• 1:26:43Speaker 02

  Confidence builder.

• 1:26:43Bobby Lee?

  You should.

• 1:26:44Speaker 02

  Does he do, uh, live shows with you guys?

• 1:26:47Bobby Lee?

  He did one and I was impressed by him.

• 1:26:49Speaker 02

  Let's go. You do stand up, do you?

• 1:26:51Bobby Lee?

  Cause you know he grew up with Ralph, you know he grew up with Ralph Barboza?

• 1:26:53Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:26:53Bobby Lee?

  On the same street.

• 1:26:54Speaker 02

  No way.

• 1:26:55Bobby Lee?

  So when Ralph came here as a guest, that's how we met him.

• 1:26:57Speaker 02

  No way.

• 1:26:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:59Speaker 02

  How long have you been on?

• 1:26:59Bobby Lee?

  Fly him out here.

• 1:27:00Speaker 02

  For every episode?

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  Usually.

• 1:27:02Speaker 02

  How many episodes have you done?

• 1:27:03Speaker 05

  A lot.

• 1:27:04Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 1:27:05Bobby Lee?

  A lot.

• 1:27:05Speaker 02

  You and Ralph were childhood homies?

• 1:27:07Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:27:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's unbelievable how that works.

• 1:27:10Speaker 02

  Crazy. See, right place, right time. You showed up.

• 1:27:12Bobby Lee?

  If he had never done stand up, you would have never done it, right? Wow.

• 1:27:17Speaker 02

  Were you a fan of Ralph, uh, oh, so you, wait, you knew him before he did stand up?

• 1:27:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  Dude, they had a factory job once before.

• 1:27:23Speaker 02

  What was that?

• 1:27:23Bobby Lee?

  They were on a line, like, building-

• 1:27:25Speaker 06

  Tires, right?

• 1:27:25Bobby Lee?

  Uh, tires or something.

• 1:27:26Speaker 05

  Engines, we're rebuilding engines.

• 1:27:28Speaker 02

  Jeez.

• 1:27:29Bobby Lee?

  Imagine him and Ralph Barboza in a factory.

• 1:27:31Speaker 02

  I can't.

• 1:27:31Bobby Lee?

  I can't either, but it's unbelievable.

• 1:27:33Speaker 02

  It's amazing.

• 1:27:34Bobby Lee?

  And that factory guy who said, you know what, I'm gonna change my life and do stand up, and then you did it too?

• 1:27:39Speaker 05

  I followed him.

• 1:27:40Bobby Lee?

  And it's, it's a completely different lifestyle now.

• 1:27:42Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:27:42Bobby Lee?

  See, that's what I'm saying, you show up.

• 1:27:44Speaker 02

  Show up, man.

• 1:27:45Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:27:45Speaker 02

  Keanu Reeves said in the movie, I'll let you guess it, he goes, he's, Keanu Reeves plays a baseball coach, a little league baseball coach, and he talks to the kids and he goes, "The toughest thing in life is to show up. I'm honestly blown away by your guy's ability to show up." What movie is that?

• 1:28:02Speaker 05

  It has to be-

• 1:28:05Speaker 05

  Minor League.

• 1:28:07Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:28:08Speaker 05

  What is it?

• 1:28:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what movie.

• 1:28:10Speaker 05

  It's not John Wick, it's not The Matrix.

• 1:28:12Speaker 02

  Um, so I said Little League, so what, what, I'll give you, it's a two-part title. Okay?

• 1:28:17Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:28:18Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:28:19Bobby Lee?

  Adam.

• 1:28:23Speaker 02

  Little League, Little League.

• 1:28:25Bobby Lee?

  No one knows this fucking movie.

• 1:28:27Speaker 06

  Oh, I remember.

• 1:28:27Speaker 02

  You do? What's it called?

• 1:28:29Speaker 06

  Me Big Papa. Hardball.

• 1:28:32Bobby Lee?

  Boom, Hardball.

• 1:28:33Speaker 02

  Connor Reeves.

• 1:28:34Bobby Lee?

  Hardball.

• 1:28:34Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:28:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, the guy who did The Matrix did Hardball, where he played, I think he was like in rehab. Yeah, he was a gambling addict. Gambling, and there was community service that he had, uh, but then, and in this team, the Little League team sucked, but then he was like, no, we gotta get better. You guys haven't won a game in fifteen years. Let me, I'm best friends with Neo. Look at that.

• 1:28:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:28:56Speaker 02

  Fresh off of Speed Two.

• 1:28:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:28:59Speaker 02

  Yep, inner city.

• 1:29:00Bobby Lee?

  What a career he has had.

• 1:29:01Speaker 02

  Right?

• 1:29:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love him.

• 1:29:03Speaker 02

  You should get him on the podcast.

• 1:29:04Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I could. Have you tried?

• 1:29:07Speaker 02

  I think we've tried.

• 1:29:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there's no way. We try everybody.

• 1:29:10Speaker 02

  You do?

• 1:29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:11Speaker 02

  Who's your dream guest?

• 1:29:13Speaker 06

  You want, uh?

• 1:29:14Speaker 02

  Ronald McRab?

• 1:29:16Bobby Lee?

  Who do I want?

• 1:29:17Speaker 06

  Uh, why am I blanking on it? Uh, What's Upon Time in Hollywood?

• 1:29:21Speaker 02

  Tarantino.

• 1:29:22Bobby Lee?

  I want Tarantino, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:23Speaker 06

  We gotta try it.

• 1:29:23Speaker 02

  That's gotta, he just did two, I think, you, you guys, that would be a great episode.

• 1:29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I, you know, I'm like, he, he probably doesn't know this, but I wrote him a letter.

• 1:29:32Speaker 05

  Did he respond?

• 1:29:33Bobby Lee?

  No. No, so what happened was.

• 1:29:36Speaker 02

  Free email?

• 1:29:36Bobby Lee?

  No, an email, it was more of an email, but it was, um,

• 1:29:41Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna say, well, so I have this new agent at CA.

• 1:29:45Speaker 02

  Great.

• 1:29:45Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, last year we sat down, she goes, what do you want to do? I go, uh, my dream is to be in a Tarantino movie.

• 1:29:50Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:29:50Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, let's write an email together, so we wrote an email and we sent it to him.

• 1:29:54Speaker 02

  Great agent.

• 1:29:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if he read it or not, but, um, it was the first and last time I ever tried that.

• 1:30:00Bobby Lee?

  But it's like something I, you know, I, I said, well, well, well, it's like the shoot up, show up thing, you know, it's like.

• 1:30:05Speaker 02

  I have his assistant's email.

• 1:30:07Bobby Lee?

  Nah.

• 1:30:08Speaker 02

  No?

• 1:30:08Bobby Lee?

  I also don't want, I don't like to be intrusive and I want people to use me if they like me.

• 1:30:12Speaker 02

  Well, I'm guaranteed he's seen you and liked you. Here's a quick Tarantino story. I'm in the main room of the Comedy Store. And, um, having a fun set and all of a sudden halfway through the show, you know, as the joke's dying down, I'm getting ready to move on to the next thing. Some guy just goes, "Ha ha!" And I go, I go, "Who the fuck was that?" I go, "Jesus Christ," I go, "You go outside with a laugh like that?" I go, and I go, "Sir, who was that?" And I go, "That was a very," I go, "That was the type of laugh that made me feel good about what I'm doing with my life, but also like, I hope you don't make any more sounds for the rest of the show." And then, uh, and people were kind of laughing. And I go, "Who is that?" I go, "What's your name, sir?" Doesn't say anything, doesn't say anything. And I was like, "All right." I can read the room. I go, "I don't want to, you know, butcher or bully the guy. Uh, he doesn't want to participate." So I move on and afterwards I, I walk, uh, around the side and Emily La Forge, the, the booker's there and she goes, "You know who that was that you were making fun of?" I go, "Who?" She goes, "Quentin Tarantino."

• 1:30:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:30:57Speaker 02

  And I go, "Oh, that makes sense because..."

• 1:31:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:31:00Speaker 02

  Just a quick kind of sharp laugh. So then I go out to the patio of the Comedy Store. I'm like, "Oh, fuck, I fucking blew it." And he comes out and he goes, "Great job, great job. It's our job, great job."

• 1:31:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 1:31:09Speaker 02

  And we talked, we got beers and we talked movies and comedy for about an hour and a half.

• 1:31:12Bobby Lee?

  Nice guy.

• 1:31:13Speaker 02

  And then some kid came up with a big box of munchies. It was some kid that was just hanging out at the Comedy Store and he was trying to get these munchy box going. As like his business. And he goes, "Mr. Tarantino, I'd be honored to give you one of my munchy boxes." He's like, "Yeah, leave it right here, leave it right here, it's fine." And he looks at me and he was like, and there was weed in it and like chips and cookies. It was like a stoner's dream, right? And, uh, and so he sets it down and Qu- and Quentin goes to me, he goes, "You can probably, you, you want to just take this from me and just, I don't, I feel bad. I want to take it from you. Just hold, hold on to it for me." And then we have a few more beers and then I think somebody had some weed and we smoked and then he's getting ready to leave and he goes, "You know what? I think I will take my munchy box."

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:31:48Speaker 02

  He goes, "Munchy box."

• 1:31:48Bobby Lee?

  What a magical night.

• 1:31:49Speaker 02

  So anyway, but then I, um, I, I got his assistant's email because I was like, "Oh, I should try to get him on the podcast." And, um...

• 1:31:55Bobby Lee?

  You cut that story out?

• 1:31:58Bobby Lee?

  Which one? The whole thing.

• 1:32:01Bobby Lee?

  Long, you know.

• 1:32:05Speaker 02

  You know what, I was told this was a safe space.

• 1:32:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:07Speaker 02

  I was told.

• 1:32:08Bobby Lee?

  Gil? The whole thing. Thank you. So anyway, any dates you want to plug?

• 1:32:14Speaker 02

  Who are you voting for next year?

• 1:32:15Bobby Lee?

  We're not doing this right now.

• 1:32:16Speaker 02

  Okay. Uh, yeah, um, I'm on, uh, the road. Uh, I'll be in, uh, at Stand Up Live in your hometown of, uh, uh, Phoenix, Arizona. End of January, the 24th and 25th. We have a Dr. Phil Live tour. Uh, all those dates at adamraycomedy.com. Uh, we'll be at the Masana coming up, Vegas. Uh, we have Dr. Phil Live, February 4th. Um, and then, uh, we have Denver, uh, Dallas, uh, Austin, Atlanta, Nashville, Detroit, Toronto, um, Chicago, uh, and then I got Punchline Philly in March. Stand-up dates, adamraycomedy.com, Dr. Phil Live dates. MSG Music Hall at Fenway, which I know you and, uh, Santino did, right? Yeah, that one's about sold out.

• 1:32:53Bobby Lee?

  Anything else?

• 1:32:55Speaker 02

  Um, podcast about last night, um...

• 1:32:58Bobby Lee?

  Chris Spencer just texted me.

• 1:32:59Speaker 02

  What'd he say?

• 1:33:00Bobby Lee?

  You like him?

• 1:33:00Speaker 02

  I love Chris Spencer.

• 1:33:01Bobby Lee?

  I... He hasn't texted me s- for like years. And today he texted me, "Don't ever forget that you are a comedic genius."

• 1:33:11Speaker 02

  Just now?

• 1:33:12Bobby Lee?

  Just now, look at that.

• 1:33:13Speaker 02

  Wow! Uh, just out of nowhere?

• 1:33:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What a nice guy.

• 1:33:19Speaker 02

  Whoa. I just got a text from him too. "Look what I just texted Bobby, lol."

• 1:33:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  We'll be right back.

• 1:33:28Bobby Lee?

  That's really good. Really good.

• 1:33:30Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:33:31Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why he texted me that. The other night, we were in the main room. And I, um, got offstage. And I sat back there. And I had this overwhelming feeling of dread and sadness.

• 1:33:45Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:33:46Bobby Lee?

  It was like, "I'm alone."

• 1:33:49Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:33:50Bobby Lee?

  "Nothing is happening." And I should just disappear. It was just that feeling. And I looked at Chris and Chris goes, "What's the matter?" And I go, "No, don't wor-" you know? And then I go... Then I just told him I just have this sense of dread and super sadness, you know? And then he just has texted me that. Yeah, what a nice guy.

• 1:34:09Speaker 02

  Oop. Sorry, another Chris, another text from Chris. By the way, Bobby was such a little bitch at the comedy. Crying, super sad.

• 1:34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:19Speaker 02

  Said he was feeling dread. I was like, "Who uses that word?" Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like super sexy. Anyway, Adam Grant, give him a round of applause.

• 1:34:28Speaker 02

  Favorite of the show. Love you guys.

• 1:34:51Speaker 00

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