Ask, Tell, Confess: Swings & Craigslist Things

This week on Ask, Tell, Confess, the gals take a nostalgic turn with memories of Craigslist confessions, mixed with hilarious moments—like a prank involving turds wrapped in cash and a mishap with a sex swing. Things wind down with heartfelt reflections on Ozzy Osbourne’s passing and his legacy in the world of reality TV. Watch Full Episodes & More: www.dumbblondeunrated.com https://www.dumbblondeunrated.com/

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Bunnie XO?

  Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know, why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the Bunny XO Show, we have Meet the DeForts, we have Popaganda, we have more shows that we're adding, and not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:39Bunnie XO?

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Ask, tell, confess.

• 0:47Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends. Welcome to another Ask, Tell, Confess. That sounded like Dolly. Oh, yeah, I love it. It did.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  She just scooted, wait, she just scooted over.

• 1:03Bunnie XO?

  We are back, baby. What?

• 1:06Speaker 02

  We gotta check, if you move.

• 1:08Bunnie XO?

  This, this blocks my entire view.

• 1:10Speaker 02

  No, no, I know, I just want to make sure your camera didn't go off, because that one's really finicky about you not being in focus. Just want to make sure.

• 1:18Bunnie XO?

  Checking it three times. Checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice. I can't wait to see the grin. Six sleeps until fucking Halloween. Six. What? Six weekends, six Saturdays. Okay. Sorry, I fucked that up. Fucked that up, I fucked it up.

• 1:37Bunnie XO?

  Wait, four, eight.

• 1:41Bunnie XO?

  Eight Saturdays until fucking October. So we start, so we get. Yeah.

• 1:51Bunnie XO?

  So we get, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we get into the October month, but that's not a lot. I'm so excited.

• 1:57Speaker 02

  I'm so excited. I'm over, we, we didn't get a summer, guys. It has rained every single day.

• 2:01Bunnie XO?

  I love it.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  This summer.

• 2:02Bunnie XO?

  Monsoon. Of it.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  Over it.

• 2:05Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I don't like it. I haven't, I haven't had, been able to do my iconic bikini thing that I do every fucking summer. Can't do it. Cause I don't have, there's, every time I'm done fucking working or something to go home and do it, it's fucking pouring rain. It's pouring rain right now. Hey, tomorrow, sunny. All day. Whip that bad boy out.

• 2:23Speaker 02

  I, I need to see it. Been a while.

• 2:25Bunnie XO?

  Maybe we'll see.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Been a while.

• 2:26Bunnie XO?

  We'll see. There's a lot of junk in the trunk. Um, I'm getting a biopsy on my skin tomorrow.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  You are?

• 2:34Bunnie XO?

  Because I have had two, um, like scabs on my arm.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  Is that the one you scraped off with a razor?

• 2:41Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, it's still scabbed up. Yeah. But I went and got them checked last year and they said they weren't cancer. And she's like, yeah, they should heal up. And then I, I still have them. So they're not like pussing or cracking or anything like that. But you know, I'm, I am a sun worshiper. So I need to go and make sure that everything's okay. Better safe than sorry.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:58Bunnie XO?

  I just had a mammogram today. Like I'm fucking crushing it. I'm getting my shit together. I had to take the first six months of the year off to fucking try to make this baby. And now I'm kind of coming back out of the cocoon.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 3:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. You're blossoming. I'm blooming. The bloom after the war, baby. Bloom after the war. I'm a fucking concrete rose, baby. Um, I wanted to talk about something really quick, just to clarify with some of you motherfuckers at home.

• 3:27Bunnie XO?

  I've seen a couple of people who are like, the Ask Tell confesses are getting so short and blah, blah, blah, blah. First of all, for the OGs that have been around since the beginning, we used to do a show called Popaganda, which we will still do. We just are trying to figure out times to do it in our schedule. Popaganda was only 15 to 20 minutes.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Always.

• 3:47Bunnie XO?

  On my Instagram, this is the, this is the lore of Ask Tell Confess. On my Instagram, since I started my Instagram fucking a decade ago, every single Sunday, I used to have a segment called Ask Tell Confess, where all my fucking followers could DM, ask me questions, tell me things, and I would post it. And literally, it would be an all day thing on Sundays. People would confess. Yeah, people confess murders. Yeah.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  Multiple murders.

• 4:14Bunnie XO?

  Multiple murders. And like, it was a thing. And it was such a hit on Instagram that my husband was like, put, take this to your podcast and just save everything for your podcast, which I thought was a great idea, too. So we literally only started Ask Tell Confess to be 15 to 20 minutes. A little mini-series. Just a little mini-series. So whenever you get like the full Coven podcast, those are just like catch-up podcasts. And that's why we're not doing Ask Tell Confesses. And I think people get confused because it's the three of us. Yeah. So the three of us do Ask Tell Confess together. And then the three of us also do the Coven podcast, where it's like a wrap-up or a catch-up, where we talk to you guys about like what's going on and all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah, it's like just a, it's like, it's a break from having guests.

• 4:58Bunnie XO?

  Because, and we're gonna do that a lot more, you know? Because as this podcast is growing, like, I love interviewing people, but I also like to just hang and talk about like, what the fuck is going on in the world, you know? And you guys always say that your favorite podcasts are with just the three of us. Yeah. So we were trying to give you guys more of it. But if you guys keep complaining, I'm gonna take it away, alright? Don't do that. Don't complain, motherfuckers. No, I'm just kidding. I'll never take it away. I have, I have way too much fun with fucking Ask Tell Confess. I don't care if nobody listens. I'm doing it for me.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  I love Ask Tell Confess.

• 5:30Bunnie XO?

  No, I love it.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  I love that the Ask Tell Confess brought men.

• 5:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  It, they, I have even like some of our guy friends that were like, I secretly always listen to Ask Tell Confess.

• 5:42Bunnie XO?

  At my sister's wedding, some guy was like, I really like the Ask Tell Confess. I was like, what the heck? Yeah. So saying that much, we have heard your cries. And we are going to take Ask Tell Confess from 15 to 20 minutes and take it to about 20 to 30 minutes each time. So we're upping the time on the Ask Tell Confess for you guys, so. If you want to be a part of it. Yeah. You gotta go to Patreon. Yeah, if you want to be a part of it, everything is on Patreon. So if you want to be a part of asking us questions, don't DM me on social media because a lot of you guys do that. Go to Patreon, post on the board whenever we post and we will read you guys the shit. So saying that much, I want to kick it off. Oh, kick it off.

• 6:27Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I'm kicking it off, baby. I heard you giggling over there. Bro, I couldn't believe what I. As soon as she giggled, she was like, let's go. I was like, I couldn't believe what I just fucking read. So we are going to kick it off with a tell. Today's episode is brought to you by Vinted. Y'all know how it goes. You open your closet and have a million things hanging up, but somehow still feel like you have nothing to wear. That's me. And let's be real, half that stuff hasn't been touched in forever. Instead of letting all those clothes just sit there taking up space, you might as well make a little money off of them. If you haven't used it yet, Vinted is a secondhand marketplace app that makes it so simple to sell the quality clothes

• 7:09Bunnie XO?

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• 7:50Speaker 03

  Attention all new and existing members of the W D N C. I'm Melanie Sanders and this is the We Do Not Care Club Podcast. We got to midlife and realized we just simply do not care much anymore. Now we gotta help each other make sense of hot flashes, dry coochie, chin hair, trifling families, brain fog, and bat wings. We are not alone and we will be heard. So come join the W D N C. Follow and listen to the We Do Not Care Club Podcast with Melanie Sanders wherever you get your podcasts.

• 8:20Bunnie XO?

  This is from Meredith. She said, "One time I was on vacation with my boyfriend. We were nineteen at the time. We were all drinking and partying at his dad and stepmom's house. It got late, so I went to go to our room where we were staying in and I was laying in bed butt ass naked, waiting for him to come in the room. He was helping his stepmom get to her bed, but when it was forty-five minutes later, I walked down the hall to her room and found him fucking her doggy style on the floor. She wasn't even a hot stepmom. She was in like her sixties with missing teeth. His dad was at work. I was in North Carolina and I lived in Kentucky. This is in MapQuest days before iPhones.

• 9:01Bunnie XO?

  Drove to a gas station to call my dad and fly down to drive home with me."

• 9:06Speaker 02

  What? The fuck?

• 9:09Bunnie XO?

  It's definitely not the first time.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  No.

• 9:11Bunnie XO?

  Oh, for sure.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  This is a standing relationship.

• 9:13Bunnie XO?

  For sure. You got a hot ass fucking bitch in your bed and you're banging fucking ruthless toothless? Like, come on, dude. What are you? What are you doing? That dude had a fetish. That's a fetish.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 9:28Bunnie XO?

  No, she, didn't she say she was nineteen? She was nineteen. He was nineteen and the fucking stepmom was sixty.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Ew. You guys remember back in the day, the Craigslist like confessions?

• 9:39Bunnie XO?

  My favorite.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  I read one of them similar to this one time.

• 9:42Bunnie XO?

  I've never read on Craigslist.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  And it was like how they lusted for each other and they communicated through Craigslist.

• 9:48Bunnie XO?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  I know you're gonna read this and like, "Last night was so much fun." And it was all about being the stepmom and the...

• 9:55Bunnie XO?

  Dude, bring back the fucking Craigslist confessions, man.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  We are the Craigslist confessions.

• 10:00Bunnie XO?

  Let it go, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:02Bunnie XO?

  No, Craigslist got shut down.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Misconnections and like all of that kinda stuff was the best thing on the internet.

• 10:08Bunnie XO?

  So you guys remember that one Craigslist story that went viral? It was fucking some dude who was in the loaf, bread loaf aisle and some girl farted when she walked by him?

• 10:17Speaker 02

  No.

• 10:17Bunnie XO?

  And he's like, "You farted in the aisle next to the bread and I can't get you out of my mind." And like, it went, yeah. "I'm looking for you if you were at this store at this time." Like...

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Do you remember, were you not old enough for this?

• 10:29Bunnie XO?

  No, I don't think she was. I had MySpace. It's so crazy because you guys are so close in age. Wait, did you say you've never had a MySpace?

• 10:36Speaker 02

  She didn't have a MySpace.

• 10:38Bunnie XO?

  How? You guys are only two years apart, right?

• 10:41Speaker 02

  We're like three years apart.

• 10:42Bunnie XO?

  Three years apart.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  What the? Well, if you think about it, like if I was thirteen, she would have been ten. So I'm already like, when you think about that age, age younger, it's different. I feel like.

• 10:54Bunnie XO?

  Three years.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:56Bunnie XO?

  Monica's three years younger than me and we know all the same shit.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  It's like a split between millennial and Gen Z like.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're right. We're two different, like she likes Justin Bieber, like she grew up with him.

• 11:08Bunnie XO?

  I do gotta say, Justin Bieber's new song, Daisies is.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 11:11Bunnie XO?

  Fire.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  I'm over there like, yeah, she did let me listen to Daisies. It is good, but I was never, I'm not a Justin Bieber.

• 11:18Speaker 04

  I was like Jonas Brothers. She was like in sync.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:20Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  We're two different.

• 11:21Bunnie XO?

  New Kids on the Block.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:23Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  Very different generations.

• 11:25Speaker 04

  I had a face, I got a Facebook when I was thirteen.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 11:28Speaker 04

  That was, but also like, I grew up in like the country. So like, there's like no internet.

• 11:34Bunnie XO?

  That's why you're obsessed with the Amish.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  Could be. We had a lot of Mennonite around us, but we had like one computer at my grandma's house and like, we really only.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  The community computer? What the fuck?

• 11:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. I turned it on with my toe.

• 11:49Bunnie XO?

  Who's watching porn on that one?

• 11:51Speaker 04

  There, I didn't know what porn was at that time.

• 11:53Bunnie XO?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were young, sorry. But I mean, you know, dad was on it, community fucking, you know?

• 11:59Speaker 04

  I don't think my dad, no, my dad never used my grand, my grandparents.

• 12:02Speaker 02

  Was he a magazine guy?

• 12:04Speaker 04

  I don't know, and I don't want to talk about.

• 12:05Bunnie XO?

  I know. My dad used to keep Playboys, a stack of Playboys in my bathroom.

• 12:09Speaker 02

  My grandpa had him on.

• 12:10Speaker 04

  I never found magazines.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  Top of his closet.

• 12:14Bunnie XO?

  Oh, they were reading material for me growing up. I just fucking.

• 12:18Bunnie XO?

  Swiping through, looking at titties and fucking beautiful hoots.

• 12:22Speaker 04

  I will say, I have a story. When I was like, I would say like junior high, my mom.

• 12:28Bunnie XO?

  God.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  My mom was a teacher. She was a music teacher.

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Remember that your grandma listens to this.

• 12:36Bunnie XO?

  Well, why would you stop her from telling a great glorious story?

• 12:41Speaker 04

  Oh, God. I'm just gonna tell her not to listen to this one. Um, okay. So my mom was a music teacher and I was at her school one day while she was teaching because like, I didn't have school or something. So I was in her office and that's when I started getting curious. About stuff and my dumb ass didn't even like search things in Google. I went straight to the browser and it was like www.nakedpeople.com or like

• 13:08Bunnie XO?

  It was probably a website.

• 13:10Speaker 04

  Like naked women naked boobs.com like and like nothing would pop up because it was like a school computer.

• 13:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 13:17Speaker 04

  But I put that in her browser.

• 13:19Bunnie XO?

  Did she get in trouble?

• 13:21Speaker 04

  I don't think so.

• 13:22Bunnie XO?

  Oh, I was like nowadays I feel like they would get in so much trouble.

• 13:24Speaker 04

  Oh nowadays, yeah, but no, I think she was able to like, like clear it, but I didn't clear anything. I just left it and she like, but within five minutes of her going in there, she's like, Haley, what is this? And I was like, uh, it was already on there like.

• 13:40Bunnie XO?

  You guys are joking over here. Hold on. All right. And we're back a second time. We're having, it's mercury retrograde motherfuckers. The cameras are going crazy. I almost lost a lung. The kids on the way here with an EpiPen. It's been wild. Go ahead and go guys. Let's go.

• 13:55Speaker 04

  Okay. This is more for Haley than anyone.

• 14:00Bunnie XO?

  Oh God, I read this one.

• 14:02Speaker 04

  I know how much she loves a good poop story. Thank you. Um, it's really my dad's story, but I do love getting people's reactions when telling it. My dad is a truck driver and has been most of my life. He does long hauls and always kept his truck really clean. Of course he has a trash can, however, that trash can doubles as a poop bucket on occasion. He was on a long haul with my stepmom and the pain hit. Of course they're in the middle of nowhere, so he grabs the trash can and assumes the position. Well, his aim was a little off and he left a log in my stepmom's purse. He learned not to leave it on the floor anymore.

• 14:37Bunnie XO?

  I'm sorry, but you can't just miss a complete tub and safely land inside somebody's purse. There's no fucking way.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  That would have been really close.

• 14:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, how far off? He mistook the purse as the pot that he was pooping in. Yeah.

• 14:54Speaker 02

  So my dad was a truck driver.

• 14:56Bunnie XO?

  Oh God.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  And one time he got food poisoning from a Bahama mama. Which are those hot dogs that just sit and roll for like 20 hours at the gas station. They're his favorite. And he, only thing he had was a duffel bag. So he emptied it, shit in it, and then he didn't want it in his truck. So he left it on the side of the road.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  Sorry dad.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  And then he wiped with his socks.

• 15:26Bunnie XO?

  My husband has shit-

• 15:26Speaker 02

  I would never look at your dad again.

• 15:28Bunnie XO?

  My husband has shit on the side of the road and wiped his ass with a t-shirt.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 15:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, like it's-

• 15:33Speaker 02

  Wasn't it during like a fucking tussamny or something? It was like hell of bad weather and he pulled over-

• 15:38Bunnie XO?

  A what?

• 15:39Speaker 02

  A tussamny.

• 15:40Bunnie XO?

  I told you guys about the story about me having my, this dude that I was like hooking up with shit in a purse and then we wrapped it in money and put it outside the bars for-

• 15:48Bunnie XO?

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• 16:33Bunnie XO?

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• 16:37Speaker 05

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• 16:49Bunnie XO?

  Give me what? Oh god.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  This is an old story.

• 16:53Bunnie XO?

  This is an old-

• 16:54Speaker 02

  You have to be an OG listener.

• 16:56Bunnie XO?

  I thought I was an OG. I don't remember this. I have a bad memory. Alright, so I'll make it quick because I've told the story numerous times, but back in the day when like Jackass was big, pulling pranks on people, I would never do this now, so please, internet, don't fucking come for me, but- People would pull pranks on other people and there was this dude that I was hooking up with. His name was Zach. He was so fine. This cute little blonde cutie, right? I had this purse and I was like, Zach, go shit in this purse. And he was like, why? And I was like, we're gonna go, we're gonna wrap your turds in money and go sit it out in front of the bar and videotape people stealing the money. Cause you know how people are when they find money, right? This motherfucker went in there and this is, he gave me the biggest dick. I'd never talk to him again after this.

• 17:41Bunnie XO?

  He fucking shit. It was the color of mustard. Okay? Logs. I'm talking like, it looked like a Great Dane or a Saint Bernard had fucking laid these logs, right? And we wrapped like, one had like a hundred dollar bill around it. One had like a five, one had like a one, like we mixed it all up in there, right? We're driving down the street and my little fucking Honda Accord, me and my best friend Kyle, who passed away and um, Zach, and we've got this fucking purse full of turds zipped up, right? We go to the Road Runner that's on Southeastern and that was the first place that we set the bag. We set the bag out in the front.

• 18:21Bunnie XO?

  And this family came out, right? And this dad looks over and he's like pointing to the wife and he's like, look, it's a purse. So that he opens it up. And they, they look in there and they're like, oh my God, they get so grossed out, right? The dad didn't care, puts his hand in there and starts taking the money off the turds, right? And like shaking the, the money like this. And the mom is like so grossed out. She takes the purse from him and puts it back like in front of the bar. And I forgot what he did with the money, but literally he's walking to the car and he's sniffing his hand. We're videotaping this crying, laughing, like we could not believe that he, he took the fucking money. So we grabbed the purse and we knew that our spot was blown up. So we grabbed the purse, put some more money on the turds and go take it to another bar. And

• 19:07Bunnie XO?

  Who's handling the turds?

• 19:10Bunnie XO?

  We kinda

• 19:14Bunnie XO?

  We kinda took a hanger and like smushed him around the turds.

• 19:18Speaker 04

  A hanger?

• 19:19Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, cuz who's gonna fucking?

• 19:21Speaker 02

  That's what I wanted to know.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  Zach should've done it.

• 19:24Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. Listen, he tried to climb his shitty ass into bed and I never talked to him again. He didn't, he took a dump and tried to crawl into bed with me and did not wash his ass and he was gone. I got the ick.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  We have similar stories.

• 19:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I can't do that. If you're gonna shit, but anyways, yeah, so we got, we actually got caught and got in trouble by one of the bartenders at the other bar. Cuz somebody found the purse, opened it up and wasn't greedy, didn't take the money, took it inside and was like, there's turds in here.

• 19:50Bunnie XO?

  So the fucking bartender came out and grabbed the purse and fucking threw it away. Like, it was funny though. But yeah, just some funny bullshit we did back in the day. I wish I could find that footage, dude. I wish.

• 20:03Speaker 02

  Why you don't touch cash?

• 20:04Bunnie XO?

  No. Well, there's a lot of reasons why I don't touch cash. I've done, I was a stripper and I was a hooker for the longest time, so I know what goes on in dollar bills and especially with like the fentanyl fucking shit going on, dude. People snorting fentanyl. Oh God, I just don't trust it. It's so dirty. It's so dirty. I have put fucking money in people's buttholes. I've done a lot.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  Talking about searching stuff at school, Olivia came home the other day and was like, hey mom, do you think I'd get in trouble for this? And I said, what? She's like, I turned my computer away at school and I, I Googled Aunt Bunny. I was like, I'm gonna need you to be careful about that.

• 20:42Bunnie XO?

  Oh no. Why is she doing that?

• 20:46Speaker 02

  I don't know. I was like, Olivia, what did you see? She's like, I just saw like her and Jell-O. Okay.

• 20:52Bunnie XO?

  Luckily for her, I've, I have a team that goes around and takes down anything from my OF. So I think on the fucking black market, you could probably find some shit, but.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  I was real nervous there for a hot second, but when she described what she saw, I was like, okay, good.

• 21:07Bunnie XO?

  I'm sure that at school they have safety things too, right?

• 21:10Speaker 02

  That's what I would, how were you even able to Google?

• 21:13Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  Outside of like the parameters of things.

• 21:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  I mean, she's pretty smart, so I could see her bypassing, but yeah, that was.

• 21:21Bunnie XO?

  God, why is she Googling me? Who gave her that idea?

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. She Googled me too. I saw a picture of you with green hair and I was like, got it.

• 21:32Bunnie XO?

  Well, luckily there's a few nudes left of me somewhere on the internet. And I think there might be a couple of porns, but it's alright.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  Entire internet is about to go look this up.

• 21:40Bunnie XO?

  It's fine. Listen, everybody's seen my butthole. I've made millions off of it. Enjoy. Okay? And fuck it. And if you find them, send me the link.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Speaking of.

• 21:49Bunnie XO?

  Want to relive?

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. Speaking of this, Haley went to the movies last night.

• 21:54Bunnie XO?

  With?

• 21:55Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. My girlfriend.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  I get a video sent to me that I need to share with you.

• 22:03Bunnie XO?

  Yes, you need to see this. Okay.

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Get this TV rolling.

• 22:09Bunnie XO?

  Hold on, I got an iPad fucking in the way.

• 22:11Speaker 04

  So I went to see a zombie movie with Lou. It's called Twenty Eight Years Later.

• 22:16Bunnie XO?

  Who's Lou? Oh, is it the demon with the dick?

• 22:18Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 22:19Bunnie XO?

  I've heard nothing. I've heard, okay, so Jay went to go see this movie and I was like, all I've heard on the internet is them talking about how some demon has a big ass dick.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  It's a zombie. It's a zombie. Just, it's the Jason Momoa of zombies, but just wait.

• 22:33Bunnie XO?

  Nice. Is it his real schlong?

• 22:36Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:37Bunnie XO?

  I mean, I think.

• 22:38Speaker 04

  Hold on. Look at it. Do you see it?

• 22:43Bunnie XO?

  Let me get my glasses on.

• 22:45Speaker 04

  I don't think you need them.

• 22:48Bunnie XO?

  Do you think it's his, damn. Do you think that's his real pecker?

• 22:55Speaker 04

  He's, I, it looks evenly proportioned. It's when he jumps off the train.

• 23:02Bunnie XO?

  It?

• 23:03Speaker 04

  The camera angle.

• 23:04Bunnie XO?

  Was it cut or uncut?

• 23:06Speaker 02

  It's hard to tell.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  I don't know, but the fact that that's soft is.

• 23:10Bunnie XO?

  That is scary.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  That ju- that thing just whipped him in the side.

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Oh, just wait. Yep.

• 23:15Bunnie XO?

  Can we get Jason Momoa on the podcast?

• 23:17Speaker 04

  Oh, please.

• 23:19Bunnie XO?

  I'm gonna be like, sir, I need you to whip it out.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  No, that wasn't, that's not actually Jason Momoa.

• 23:23Bunnie XO?

  Oh.

• 23:24Speaker 04

  He looks like him.

• 23:26Bunnie XO?

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 23:27Speaker 02

  Who's this actor?

• 23:28Bunnie XO?

  I was like, damn.

• 23:29Speaker 04

  Oh, there, no, he's an English actor. I looked, trust me, I looked him up. Okay, look, right here.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  It's the camera angle.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  It landed on my forehead. Good lord.

• 23:42Speaker 04

  Yeah. Look at it, just swinging.

• 23:44Bunnie XO?

  I mean, he's just running around.

• 23:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:47Bunnie XO?

  That can't be a prosthetic. How would they fucking, unless that was like taped on to him really well. Well, fascinating, exhilarating.

• 23:57Speaker 02

  What is this movie called?

• 23:58Speaker 04

  Twenty Eight Years Later.

• 23:59Bunnie XO?

  Gotcha.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  I guess you go see it.

• 24:00Bunnie XO?

  And who's Lou?

• 24:02Speaker 04

  Lou Ridley.

• 24:03Bunnie XO?

  Your boyfriend?

• 24:04Speaker 04

  No, my friend. It's a girl. He's hot. Very hot.

• 24:08Bunnie XO?

  Is she hot?

• 24:08Speaker 04

  He's very hot. Great singer.

• 24:09Bunnie XO?

  I don't know who she is.

• 24:10Speaker 04

  She's got a great voice.

• 24:12Bunnie XO?

  Love it. Alright, Mims, you're next.

• 24:13Speaker 02

  Okay. You can turn this off now because it's gonna.

• 24:16Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we're gonna have dicks in our face the whole fucking episode.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  This person said this is her confession. I don't know if you want me to keep this anonymous or not, so I'm not gonna say your name, but one time me and my boyfriend were trying new things. We bought a sex swing. The one that hangs from the doors. It lasted about 10 seconds. We put it in on the door to see how it would work and tried it out, but we were fully clothed, literally just seeing how to use it while the door ended up opening while my whole body is halfway up the door, legs in the air. I hit the floor so hard, I have permanent nerve damage to my sciatic.

• 24:53Bunnie XO?

  Damn.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  It was so bad, I had to go to the hospital because it couldn't even walk. I told everyone that I fell off the bed while I was cleaning the ceiling fan because I was so embarrassed.

• 25:02Bunnie XO?

  I would have definitely said the sex swing. I would have said the sex swing.

• 25:06Speaker 04

  It would have sounded cooler.

• 25:07Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, yeah, that's way more of a lore.

• 25:10Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  I'm going down as a G.

• 25:12Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  I had an ex one time and we were, his parents like to leave theirs up in the living room.

• 25:18Speaker 04

  Did you use it?

• 25:19Speaker 02

  God, it was, no.

• 25:21Bunnie XO?

  Okay.

• 25:21Speaker 02

  Theirs, that's disgusting.

• 25:23Bunnie XO?

  I thought you meant you used it.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  No, but it was like a place swing.

• 25:26Bunnie XO?

  I think I remember this story you told a long time ago about your ex's parents used to fuck in the living room or some shit.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Oh, all over the place and they'd play like dress up and he would dress up like a little girl. It was the weirdest thing ever, like little baby bras and he put his hair in pigtails and like.

• 25:42Bunnie XO?

  He was a sissy.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 25:44Bunnie XO?

  Sissy boy.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  And like she would dress up in like eighties makeup. And yeah, it was like every morning I had to wake up to them fucking.

• 25:51Bunnie XO?

  That's like some Silence of the Lambs type shit.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  It was, and he looked like it too. He was one of those extreme fishermen out of Alaska, so he'd be gone for like six months and then come back and so maybe just fuck.

• 25:59Bunnie XO?

  What a manly ass job.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, right? He like lost a finger and it was like wild.

• 26:06Bunnie XO?

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• 26:48Bunnie XO?

  reality contestant in TV history be able to keep the family happy? And if they're overthrown by the mob, who's gonna step up and become the new don? Let the games begin. Watch The Mob, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+. For bundle subscribers, terms apply. I'll be tuning in.

• 27:11Bunnie XO?

  I remember that story. That's crazy. Yeah, there was weird situation. All right, my turn. I've got some good ones. Your hair looks so good, by the way. The color? Yeah. Color. Mimi's crushed it. The like foil it is right now is so cute. I foiled for four hours straight yesterday. I love it. All right. Brittany wants to know, what is you guys' favorite perfume? I need some new ideas since my birthday is the 13th. Love all you ladies.

• 27:41Bunnie XO?

  I wear a few. Yeah. I wear, my favorites are Dior Poison in the red bottle.

• 27:48Bunnie XO?

  Anna Sui, Sui Dreams, S U I Dreams. Kylie Jenner has a one called Cosmic. We love that one. And I think there's one other one that I wear. I can't fucking remember the name of it right now. What is that last other one that I wear? Oh, the little marshmallow one that I got off TikTok. Oh, yeah, that one is good. I love that one. TikTok has some really good perfumes. The only thing is, is every time I spray the TikTok one, I sneeze. Every single time.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  You said that the other day. I forgot about that. Yeah.

• 28:18Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, every time.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  What do you wear? Because you showed up to Fourth of July the other day. My mom's like, she smells delicious.

• 28:24Speaker 04

  Um, it's probably the Glossier one, the like pink bottle, the light pink bottle of Glossier. I love that one. I love Kylie Cosmic. And then recently I just got one off TikTok shop. It's called Latata, L A T T A F A. But it's supposedly what like Huda wore on Love Island.

• 28:42Bunnie XO?

  She didn't really endorse that, though.

• 28:44Speaker 04

  Well, she said, she said it to someone in the room. So I just freaking ordered it off a whim. It smells so good.

• 28:50Bunnie XO?

  Does it?

• 28:51Speaker 04

  It's like a musky vanilla. I wish I brought it with me.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  See what it looks like?

• 28:54Bunnie XO?

  I love a good musky vanilla. I love any sort of mush.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  I'm bringing it.

• 28:58Speaker 04

  You're a mustard? It's so good.

• 29:00Bunnie XO?

  Muskrat love.

• 29:02Speaker 04

  It's like a deep vanilla.

• 29:05Bunnie XO?

  What do you wear memes?

• 29:07Speaker 02

  Um, either baccarat or, um.

• 29:09Bunnie XO?

  Of good baccarat.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  Kylie, I do have the Ariana Grande cloud one. But yeah, I, those three, like I typically rotate between.

• 29:18Speaker 04

  I feel like baccarat doesn't last as long anymore.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  No, no, it used to. You could like, literally, I would go to like, put my laundry in the washer and I could smell the baccarat. Still on my clothes now. I can't smell it at all.

• 29:30Bunnie XO?

  Probably because it got so popular because of TikTok that they changed the formula.

• 29:35Speaker 04

  Remember that one girl?

• 29:36Bunnie XO?

  At the hotel that we were at in Cali.

• 29:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, that girl. It was like the, the red baccarat, which I think is like more potent.

• 29:44Speaker 02

  Yes, because she got on that and all of us were like, oh my gosh, we caught her in like the hallway later and we're like, what are you wearing?

• 29:51Speaker 04

  That's the kind of scent, scent I want. I want someone to stop me.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 29:54Speaker 04

  Like, what the fuck are you wearing?

• 29:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I love really good scents. If you, oh, speaking of really good scents. You guys know I'm always complaining about my fucking right armpit being spicy? Like, I'm talking like, it got to the point where it was concerning today. Right now, I don't even have deodorant on. Mimi taught me this hack to wash that pit with antibacterial soap, just regular. Yep, and it fricking worked.

• 30:20Speaker 02

  It works immediately.

• 30:21Bunnie XO?

  First time. I did it last night. I worked out, did a full workout today, did not smell. I had everybody sniffing my armpit at the gym because I was so proud.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  I used to have to reapply deodorant to the point that I think I got allergic to deodorant where like my armpits were burning. I went through so many deodorants. Like I'm telling you, I have a stack of deodorants that I had gone through. I did like the ammonia for whatever free.

• 30:43Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I've done every kind of deodorant you can fucking think of.

• 30:46Speaker 02

  The natural, the not natural, like the fricking degree ones that are like clinical. I've done them all and it's still like, and it would just kind of like either be one armpit or the other. And someone on TikTok was like, you need to use the antibacterial soap, but follow up with something.

• 31:02Bunnie XO?

  A brand.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  Uh, Dial.

• 31:04Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  It's the gold one that you wash your tattoos with.

• 31:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  And so, but you have to like follow it up. So I do the Avino afterwards.

• 31:11Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  And I'm telling you.

• 31:12Bunnie XO?

  No, it's, I used it last night was the first time and today.

• 31:18Bunnie XO?

  Lovely.

• 31:19Speaker 02

  It was the best hack ever.

• 31:22Bunnie XO?

  Phenomenal. Like I'm so thrilled. You have no idea. I'm gonna go home and fucking sniff.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  Can you go out and get my soap?

• 31:30Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I was like, I was like, while I'm in here, fucking.

• 31:32Speaker 02

  Washing hairs. She was like, let's try the armpit hack.

• 31:35Bunnie XO?

  Yep, let's do it.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  R I P Ozzy Osbourne.

• 31:38Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, R I P Ozzy dude. I couldn't even imagine how Sharon is feeling.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  I'm so sad right now. Like, and then now I get to remember it that the way I found out was Jaime.

• 31:49Bunnie XO?

  The way I found out was you in our, in our, in our group.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  How'd you find out? Were you just scrolling?

• 31:53Bunnie XO?

  While I'm getting a mammogram.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Oh, what?

• 31:56Bunnie XO?

  Literally, I was like, oh my God, are you serious? Like it made me so sad. I had to stop and pause for a second because I was just like, bro, this is terrible. But at the same time, and this is not me starting rumors or anything like that, but his farewell concert was literally like, what, a week or two ago?

• 32:11Speaker 02

  Two weeks ago, something like that.

• 32:12Bunnie XO?

  Do you guys really think that he might have done the suicide assist because he was in so much pain?

• 32:19Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 32:19Bunnie XO?

  Like speculating?

• 32:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:21Bunnie XO?

  I mean, just how crazy is the world's ti- the universe's timing?

• 32:26Speaker 02

  The chills, like, yeah.

• 32:27Bunnie XO?

  You know?

• 32:28Speaker 02

  I have chills about it, because it's like, that was, that was like his goodbye to the world. That is like- It's like he knew.

• 32:33Bunnie XO?

  He was crying when he was singing the songs, because he knew that was gonna be his last fucking-

• 32:38Speaker 02

  Hoorah.

• 32:38Bunnie XO?

  His last time on stage.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I'm getting emotional, I have chills.

• 32:42Bunnie XO?

  No. Like, can you imagine, like, being Ozzy Osbourne in your entire life as performing for people? And then you are literally on that stage for that last time, looking out at the crowd? And you just know that this is the last time your voice is ever going to be on that stadium through a microphone. Like, that's insane, right? Yeah, no, it's crazy. Kelly's so sweet, too. I, I talk to Kelly off and on, all the time, and she's just so down to earth. Like, they did, what an amazing job her and Sharon have done with their kids.

• 33:15Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 33:16Bunnie XO?

  To be who they are and, you know, where they are, where they're at in life, in life, they're just really sweet people.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, we were, I was on a call today, and it was like around the time that the news broke that he passed, and we were talking, like, as a group, and they were like, dude, the Osbournes' show is like, one of those pivotal points-

• 33:37Bunnie XO?

  The OGs.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  In like, all of reality TV. I feel like they were such the trendsetters in like, the family type.

• 33:44Bunnie XO?

  Yes.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  I mean, even if you think about it, their show is like mimicked by even just like, the Meet the Chrisleys.

• 33:51Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  Like, the way the dynamic is and the way it's shot is very similar, even though it's like a whole different genre, to what they are. They were trendsetters in every aspect, from music to reality shows, to everything that they touch, is just beautiful.

• 34:07Bunnie XO?

  But as wild as Ozzy was, like, look how good his kids turned out.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 34:11Bunnie XO?

  Mm-hmm. Such good kids.

• 34:13Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 34:14Bunnie XO?

  Like, it's just crazy.

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, one of my favorite shows was when they did it as like a family, and like, Jack and Kelly and him went and did- Just adventurous stuff.

• 34:22Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  I don't know if you guys watched that show, but

• 34:24Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 34:25Speaker 02

  It was so cool. They would go to like mausoleums. They would go to like just go experience. They did Nashville. They they just experienced. It was so cool.

• 34:33Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. Breaks my heart though. Shout, you know, shout out to the the Osborne family. We love you guys and we hope that, you know, you guys can find some peace. All right, guys, we're out of here. Love you. See you next week. Bye.

• 34:49Bunnie XO?

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• 35:32Bunnie XO?

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