Legos + Girl Singers

Benny announces his upcoming travel. All aboard! Mary Beth announces that theater is back. Bravo! We're still in Geneva btw. Benny rides for legos and Mary Beth rides for girl singers. Please stream your favorite girl singers today! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Take advantage of the Black Friday Sale, up to 50% off sitewide, plus don’t-miss daily deals like $35 T-shirt bras and wireless bras starting at just $15 - visit ThirdLove.com NOW and get YOUR Bra-blems Solved™. Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to joinbilt.com/RIDE. Go to ThriveMarket.com/ride for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 gift! Go to Quince.com/ride for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Go to theouai.com for 15% off site wide and use code RIDE. Every week of November, AG1 will be running a special Black Friday offer for a free gift with your first subscription,in addition to the Welcome Kit with Vitamin D3+K2. So make sure to check out DrinkAG1.com/ridepod to see what gift you can get this week! Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  The following podcast is a Dear Media production. The following podcast is a Dear Media production.

• 0:18Speaker 01

  Hey, can you come pick me up? Yeah, what's wrong? Nothing. Are you sure? Yeah, no, I just need a ride. Oh, my God. So fun. I just want to have fun. Start your engines. Tighter.

• 0:30Benito Skinner?

  I'm Benito Skinner.

• 0:31Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm Mary Beth Barone.

• 0:32Benito Skinner?

  And this

• 0:33Mary Beth Barone?

  is

• 0:34Benito Skinner?

  Ride.

• 0:38Benito Skinner?

  When you touchin', then it's touchin', never really known to me. You give me fever.

• 0:46Benito Skinner?

  Fever. When you kiss me. Fever when you hold me tight. You give me fever.

• 0:55Mary Beth Barone?

  I can't even, did you say I couldn't even hold the bead going, shh, shh, shh? I lost the bead.

• 0:59Benito Skinner?

  Because I love you.

• 1:00Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't have it today.

• 1:01Benito Skinner?

  You're so loved.

• 1:02Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't have it today, my love.

• 1:04Benito Skinner?

  I'm wearing a fleece, you're in a long sleeve. We're cozy, cozy.

• 1:07Mary Beth Barone?

  It's cozy, cozy. We're by the fire. There's been some confusion on the Reddit about the Geneva Convention. So I guess to clear things up, we are in New York right now at the UN.

• 1:18Benito Skinner?

  Big Apple.

• 1:19Mary Beth Barone?

  And we are putting treaties together. And I'm not really sure what else needs to be explained.

• 1:24Benito Skinner?

  Mm-mm. This is where the Geneva Convention is. Wait, our king

• 1:27Mary Beth Barone?

  It's not in Geneva, honey.

• 1:29Benito Skinner?

  It's not in Geneva. Our king is, randomly, I've been to Geneva. That's a flex. It's not a flex, but it's a flex.

• 1:38Benito Skinner?

  Everyone's so melted, including me.

• 1:41Mary Beth Barone?

  No, someone commenting on the Reddit and saying, I think it's because that's where Anne Hathaway was a princess of, in Princess Tyrese. And someone goes, it's Genovia.

• 1:49Benito Skinner?

  That's Genovia, idiot. Do you know what a young Benito Skinner did in fourth grade?

• 1:55Mary Beth Barone?

  Model UN?

• 1:56Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course, I did do that. But in front of the entire class, I asked my teacher if she could point out Genovia on the map for me. Yeah.

• 2:05Mary Beth Barone?

  That was confusing.

• 2:06Benito Skinner?

  And she couldn't. And I go, I guess those who can't, teach.

• 2:09Mary Beth Barone?

  Interesting.

• 2:10Benito Skinner?

  Bitch.

• 2:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Wow.

• 2:11Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. No, something so funny happened the other day. I've waited to tell you it. And I keep thinking about it.

• 2:20Mary Beth Barone?

  You're not going to tell me why you went to Geneva?

• 2:22Benito Skinner?

  Do I have to? Okay, so.

• 2:24Mary Beth Barone?

  You don't have to.

• 2:25Benito Skinner?

  Because I let straight guys pick trips abroad. And one of them was like, well, that's where the UN is. We have to go. And then we went and I found out they just wanted to like see the red light district there. I kept getting duped. Also, Amsterdam is so beautiful.

• 2:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Skydiving, then Geneva?

• 2:40Benito Skinner?

  And everyone, it's like, they're like, we gotta go to Amsterdam to smoke some dope and see the red light district. So I was like, okay, I really want to go to Spain. And they're like, well, we really want to go to Geneva. I was like, all right, great. I guess, deal. I get it. At the UN?

• 2:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Put her there, sister.

• 2:54Benito Skinner?

  Shake your hand.

• 2:55Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 2:56Benito Skinner?

  The other day, I went to Oh, Mary, Cola Scola. You are a genius. If you are in New York, I think it runs through January. It's the best thing I've ever seen, period. I have nothing more to say.

• 3:07Mary Beth Barone?

  I think we could have never seen this coming. And I want to say that like, it, it's, it's, it just, it's sort of like the butterfly effect. Like, if, if we had to do COVID to get that play, then I'm happy. You know what I mean?

• 3:20Benito Skinner?

  Put her there, sister.

• 3:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Put her there.

• 3:22Benito Skinner?

  Wait, this is so Geneva-coded. You know what it is? It's unfiltered, pure creativity, no notes. I can tell there were no notes in the making of this production. It should start like that.

• 3:33Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 3:34Benito Skinner?

  And it's just, it's pure brilliance.

• 3:36Mary Beth Barone?

  They trusted a creator and a brilliant genius comedian. They trusted a content creator. To make something that was like boundary pushing, edgy and left of center, which is what everybody says that they want. And I do believe audiences want it. And I think it's a testament how many times it's been extended and transferred to Broadway. They don't give enough talented creatives the opportunity to do things like that. So if theater is the way, then honey, I guess we're going to Broadway, kid.

• 4:03Benito Skinner?

  Cause there's no business like show.

• 4:05Mary Beth Barone?

  What we're gonna do, filibust on my back.

• 4:08Benito Skinner?

  God, I forgot. Yeah, I'm doing the twink filibustering on my back. I'm doing the twink who got railed on the Senate floor. You know that, you know my big, my big pitch? Alejandro and Juliet.

• 4:19Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 4:21Benito Skinner?

  It's Romeo and Juliet, but with Lady Gaga's music. I'm a bad kid, Tybalt.

• 4:26Mary Beth Barone?

  Whoa.

• 4:26Benito Skinner?

  Come on.

• 4:27Mary Beth Barone?

  You kind of have this sort of ironed out.

• 4:29Benito Skinner?

  I really do.

• 4:29Mary Beth Barone?

  It's a jukebox musical meets Shakespeare meets Lady Gaga.

• 4:32Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, but there are 50 musicals about Romeo and Juliet right now, I believe. So I think they want more.

• 4:37Mary Beth Barone?

  They want more. It sounds like there's a lot of demand. It's all about supply and demand. So we'll put pen to paper.

• 4:42Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, but I told people that idea when I was in the closet. Fearless.

• 4:48Mary Beth Barone?

  You were breadcrumbing.

• 4:49Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course. So there's a new era. Terry and I are staying at a hotel right now and there are these doorways. And I don't know, I was just walking out of bed. I sleep naked, so I was walking out of bed naked. And I walked past the doorway and I was kind of doing like a sexy walk for him, kind of making him laugh. And then I did all four limbs stuck like Spider-Man.

• 5:09Mary Beth Barone?

  In the doorway?

• 5:10Benito Skinner?

  Giving X. Like, it's like, just thinking of like a sexy lady.

• 5:14Mary Beth Barone?

  So cheeky.

• 5:15Benito Skinner?

  And then she goes like that.

• 5:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, that sounds like a new TikTok trend.

• 5:18Benito Skinner?

  It was so.

• 5:18Mary Beth Barone?

  Maybe you're the one to start it.

• 5:20Benito Skinner?

  I haven't seen him laugh like that in years.

• 5:22Mary Beth Barone?

  It's goofy meets sexy.

• 5:24Benito Skinner?

  Which, that intersection is us.

• 5:26Mary Beth Barone?

  It's the perfect combination of sexy and cute. Remember from Crazy Stupid Love? But I think we need photos. You don't have to be naked. Maybe you could put on like a boxer, a boxer brief and some heels. Because I would love to see how the feet are sticking.

• 5:38Benito Skinner?

  Well, that's my thing. You kind of need a little sweat. You need a little clamminess on the limbs, you guys.

• 5:43Mary Beth Barone?

  For friction.

• 5:43Benito Skinner?

  I say, don't try this at home unless you feel really confident.

• 5:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Please don't injure yourself doing this.

• 5:48Benito Skinner?

  Unless you feel really confident. That's how I feel today.

• 5:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. No, I get that. That's a huge era. And Terry actually brought it up at dinner the other night, which I thought was cool because he doesn't always announce the eras.

• 5:57Benito Skinner?

  I had my birthday.

• 5:58Mary Beth Barone?

  You had your birthday. You had.

• 6:00Benito Skinner?

  You were at my dinner.

• 6:01Mary Beth Barone?

  You're making a TV show. It's like a whole thing.

• 6:02Benito Skinner?

  He posted such horny pics of me.

• 6:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, what did I, what did I do? I texted you and I said, what's a photo you would never post, but you want the world to see? And you delivered.

• 6:12Benito Skinner?

  I sent you the sluttiest things Terry and I had.

• 6:14Mary Beth Barone?

  Yes.

• 6:14Benito Skinner?

  Well, not the sluttiest.

• 6:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Not the sluttiest.

• 6:16Benito Skinner?

  Our final post on Ride the Pod in 10 years will be the real manicure pic. Manicure pic. Manicure.

• 6:21Mary Beth Barone?

  And if our Instagram gets taken down, then so be it.

• 6:25Benito Skinner?

  I don't care.

• 6:25Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't care.

• 6:26Benito Skinner?

  Silence me, Elon Musk.

• 6:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Hey, out with the.

• 6:31Benito Skinner?

  Sorry.

• 6:31Mary Beth Barone?

  That's you getting shot and surviving.

• 6:33Benito Skinner?

  I, I've said this.

• 6:35Mary Beth Barone?

  So the era that we haven't, I don't know how to address this era because we can't really fully tell the story, but I don't need to see it. That could be such powerful prose for the baronies. But how do we like present this story?

• 6:48Benito Skinner?

  So all we're gonna say is one time we were in front of somebody and they had the opportunity to be nice to someone else who was trying to show them something that was sweet and was about them. And they just said, I don't need to see it.

• 6:59Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't need to see it.

• 7:00Benito Skinner?

  And me and Mary Beth, it's one of those things where you immediately are like, I have to get my best friend alone because we have to talk about this. And not five minutes later, we were at a cafe and we looked at each other and went, I don't need to see it. It's, it's actually, and you can use it every day, all day.

• 7:16Mary Beth Barone?

  You would be surprised the number of real world applications for I don't need to see it.

• 7:20Benito Skinner?

  I said it to Terry last night.

• 7:22Mary Beth Barone?

  You said it also two days ago. I didn't even remember the context, but you said, I don't need, you said it at the panel.

• 7:27Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I did.

• 7:28Mary Beth Barone?

  You said, I don't need to see it.

• 7:29Benito Skinner?

  I don't need to see it.

• 7:29Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't need to see it.

• 7:30Benito Skinner?

  Wait, and then Terry was showing me, there was someone that I had, I had no idea who they were. And I was, I heard they were like a right wing, like crazy person. I don't know. I was like, what? And the whole table was like, Benny, how do you not know about this?

• 7:42Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, [BLEEP].

• 7:43Benito Skinner?

  Oh, yeah, I didn't know who that was. And I was like, I don't need to see it.

• 7:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, no, I was happy to.

• 7:48Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 7:48Mary Beth Barone?

  I also don't really know who that is. I just know she has a podcast. So I don't need to see it. And maybe one day, I think we could get permission from the artist to share.

• 7:57Benito Skinner?

  I don't think so. Well, just to be clear, it's not Charlie.

• 8:00Mary Beth Barone?

  No, no, obviously, no, no, it's not.

• 8:01Benito Skinner?

  She would love it.

• 8:01Mary Beth Barone?

  No, we would tell that. We would have her on, we'd have her send in as a voice note.

• 8:04Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, also she'd be like, I was being a bitch. Like, she would just laugh.

• 8:07Mary Beth Barone?

  Sorry, I was being a bitch.

• 8:08Benito Skinner?

  She would be happy to see it, but it was, I do think about it all the time.

• 8:13Mary Beth Barone?

  It took my breath away and I, it was sort of the same moment where you said Alexander Petrovsky died of COVID where I was like, but I couldn't outright laugh at the person because it was sad. It was like watching a car crash.

• 8:26Benito Skinner?

  And then you can't spell nagging without Gaga.

• 8:28Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 8:28Benito Skinner?

  Someone commented on TikTok, how do you spell nagging in America?

• 8:32Mary Beth Barone?

  However, the fuck we want, it's a free fucking country.

• 8:35Benito Skinner?

  There are two As in my nagging, trust. Fucker.

• 8:42Mary Beth Barone?

  You're so into guns these days.

• 8:44Benito Skinner?

  Well, someone has to be. I missed them in Canada.

• 8:47Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, we all did. We all missed them. This episode isn't coming out for a while because you have big plans. We had to bank some episodes because you've got a big trip coming up.

• 8:56Benito Skinner?

  Can I just say one thing?

• 8:57Mary Beth Barone?

  Please.

• 8:58Benito Skinner?

  Ah, the ball.

• 8:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Choo choo.

• 9:00Benito Skinner?

  Where's your ticket?

• 9:04Benito Skinner?

  Polar Express is so, it's such a demonic watch. But I watched it the day before the show got greenlit. So I have to watch it again this year.

• 9:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, one of our Christmas episodes, I'm riding for Uncanny Valley. Because that movie was what introduced me to Uncanny Valley.

• 9:18Benito Skinner?

  I know three people who look like people in that movie.

• 9:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Exactly. But do you want to reveal what you're going to be doing in the next couple of days? Because dreams come true.

• 9:26Benito Skinner?

  Miracles happen.

• 9:28Mary Beth Barone?

  This is what dreams.

• 9:29Benito Skinner?

  Okay, I say with so much love to everyone involved. Kylie and Kendall haven't seen the Lizzie McGuire movie.

• 9:35Mary Beth Barone?

  No.

• 9:35Benito Skinner?

  I would bet my life on it.

• 9:38Mary Beth Barone?

  What did we say two days before Halloween? We said people are dressing as references of things they haven't seen. My reference was Kendall Jenner as Irma Vep. That was my, that was my big throwing it against the wall. And then she was, she was Lizzie McGuire.

• 9:52Benito Skinner?

  I, and the costumes were perfect. I just don't, I'm trying to think of the ages too. It's like that, it's just not, something about all of it, I'm like, my gut, because I do, I am intuitive. Everyone always tells me I'm intuitive.

• 10:07Mary Beth Barone?

  You're somewhat girls.

• 10:08Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course. And I just, do you agree with me? And I don't mean this in, it doesn't come from a place of hate. It just comes from a place of truth.

• 10:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 10:17Benito Skinner?

  I think someone has to say it. They haven't seen it. And if they have, then I guess I'm wrong. And if they have, I don't need to see it.

• 10:25Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't need to see it.

• 10:26Benito Skinner?

  That was them to Lizzie McGuire movie.

• 10:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, I don't need to see it.

• 10:28Benito Skinner?

  I don't need to see it.

• 10:28Mary Beth Barone?

  We love the costumes. I don't need to see the movie.

• 10:30Benito Skinner?

  I don't need to see it.

• 10:31Mary Beth Barone?

  Kim's movie theater was closed that day.

• 10:33Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, well, Kim was the alligator.

• 10:34Mary Beth Barone?

  I.

• 10:35Benito Skinner?

  In my perfect world, Kim left the albino alligator on for one week.

• 10:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Can I just say that Noah Beck recently posted, from what looked like Kim Gaze movie theater, saying,

• 10:44Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, he has a whole.

• 10:45Mary Beth Barone?

  He posted a photo of Django Unchained and said, I finally had three hours to watch this movie. Which came out in 2012.

• 10:52Benito Skinner?

  Busy boy?

• 10:53Mary Beth Barone?

  Let's talk about the Venice Simplin.

• 10:55Benito Skinner?

  And all I can say is, busy boy. And what a great watch. Hey, I'm jealous he got to see it for the first time.

• 11:00Mary Beth Barone?

  On the big screen, too.

• 11:01Benito Skinner?

  Can I just say?

• 11:02Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 11:03Benito Skinner?

  I will be on the Venice Simplin Orient Express. I said, I literally can't believe it. I feel like Sophia Nygaard right now.

• 11:10Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm Sophia Nygaard, and this is my latest video. Today Tyler and I will be dating in the decades.

• 11:16Benito Skinner?

  That's one of your best impressions, and it hearkens back to the blonde girl in Gossip Girl. Can you please do her as well?

• 11:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Who? Oh, fuck. Oh, my god. Oh, fuck.

• 11:24Benito Skinner?

  It sounds a little bit like it.

• 11:26Mary Beth Barone?

  What were the character names? I don't remember. I can't remember any of the, I'll prep it for next week. I'll prep it for next week. I can only do women with low voices. But I wanted another Gossip Girl season purely for the Tavi impression that you did.

• 11:39Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I love being her.

• 11:40Mary Beth Barone?

  We're either taking pics of teens.

• 11:42Benito Skinner?

  We're either taking pics of teens, or we're not. Now, give 'em over. I don't need to see it if it's not pics of teens that were blackmailing these teens.

• 11:58Benito Skinner?

  I love it. The straight guy in here is absolutely stone-faced.

• 12:00Mary Beth Barone?

  Can we talk about how they MeTued one of the dads as a storyline?

• 12:03Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I didn't see that.

• 12:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 12:04Benito Skinner?

  Charlie's in it.

• 12:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah. A lot of things happen in the show. Things are moving faster than the speed of light.

• 12:09Benito Skinner?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Hard to keep up.

• 12:10Benito Skinner?

  Threesomes.

• 12:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Speaking of the speed of light.

• 12:13Benito Skinner?

  I was in a poly relationship in high school. I can't even say it. I'm obsessed.

• 12:19Mary Beth Barone?

  We love you.

• 12:20Benito Skinner?

  Just to be clear, we loved it, and we had the time of our life.

• 12:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Of course.

• 12:23Benito Skinner?

  We always have the time of our life.

• 12:24Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, I could watch anything with you. But the Venice Simplin, does it break the sound barrier or no?

• 12:29Benito Skinner?

  Yes.

• 12:29Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay, cool.

• 12:31Benito Skinner?

  I just can't believe it's real. I feel so lucky and grateful, truly. I mean, this like, I really can't believe it. It's a dream come true in every single way. It's childlike wonder, and I can't wait to be all aboard. I didn't get the Prada hat in time. None of you sent it to me, which is fine. I understand that birthdays, back orders, but yeah.

• 12:49Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, I look bomb. Can I say one thing? Bon voyage.

• 12:52Benito Skinner?

  It's just, it sucks that you won't be on it with me, because I would have loved to knock on your door, rip that open, turf Hogwarts. I suspect we'll be arriving soon. She gets on your robes.

• 12:59Mary Beth Barone?

  But I got the wrong reference, so I'm doing Samantha and Cait. Terry going across country for the book tour and I have a huge pimple on my face.

• 13:06Benito Skinner?

  Oh my god. Well, that's why I have perioral dermatitis.

• 13:08Mary Beth Barone?

  Of course.

• 13:09Benito Skinner?

  Because art is life and life is art.

• 13:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Is art.

• 13:12Benito Skinner?

  Speaking of which, of things that I don't need to see, the things I do need to see lately are people reviewing Lego sets. So today I will be writing for Legos. I'm sure there's a Lego of, oh, there's probably a Lego of the Venice Simpulan Orient Express.

• 13:25Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, you should find that.

• 13:26Benito Skinner?

  I should knock on random people's doors who are staying on it and go, there's been a murder. Don't you think?

• 13:33Mary Beth Barone?

  But do it in the, um.

• 13:34Benito Skinner?

  I get arrested. They drop me off in Milan.

• 13:36Mary Beth Barone?

  Knives out. I do declare.

• 13:38Benito Skinner?

  I do declare, there's been a murder on this here.

• 13:43Mary Beth Barone?

  That's fucking good, dude.

• 13:44Benito Skinner?

  Sweetie, he showed up, I've never practiced it. That was my first practice. He showed up day one and is it Ran? Rian?

• 13:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Rain.

• 13:52Benito Skinner?

  Rain.

• 13:52Mary Beth Barone?

  Ryan.

• 13:53Benito Skinner?

  Rain.

• 13:54Mary Beth Barone?

  Rain on me.

• 13:56Benito Skinner?

  He showed up and he was like, yeah, I like that.

• 13:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, I think it's good.

• 14:00Benito Skinner?

  And Daniel Craig, when I declare that you might here will be the murder of this here plot.

• 14:08Mary Beth Barone?

  That's like pitch perfect. I will be writing for girl singers.

• 14:13Benito Skinner?

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• 14:20Mary Beth Barone?

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• 14:23Benito Skinner?

  Fuck off. Yeah, you can.

• 14:24Mary Beth Barone?

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• 14:28Benito Skinner?

  From Ride.

• 14:28Mary Beth Barone?

  From Ride. And we're always talking about AG1, so we had to try it ourselves.

• 14:33Benito Skinner?

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• 14:42Mary Beth Barone?

  Twenty some odd years.

• 14:43Benito Skinner?

  Twenty some odd years.

• 14:44Mary Beth Barone?

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• 14:58Mary Beth Barone?

  God, oh my God.

• 15:01Benito Skinner?

  That's me drinking AG1.

• 15:03Mary Beth Barone?

  And if you think it's like, okay, I have travel coming up. I'm not sure if I can stick to my routine.

• 15:07Benito Skinner?

  Travel packs.

• 15:07Mary Beth Barone?

  AG1 travel packs.

• 15:10Benito Skinner?

  I love flipping those travel packs before I put it in the water.

• 15:12Mary Beth Barone?

  It's like doing the dip.

• 15:14Benito Skinner?

  Exactly.

• 15:14Mary Beth Barone?

  It's like.

• 15:15Benito Skinner?

  Well, yeah, my Choski.

• 15:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Your Choski.

• 15:17Benito Skinner?

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• 15:30Mary Beth Barone?

  You alone. Every week of November, AG1 will be running a special Black Friday offer for a free gift with your first subscription in addition to the welcome kit with vitamin D3K2. So make sure to check out drinkag1.com/ridepod to see what gift you can get this week. That's drinkag1.com/ridepod to start your holiday season off on a healthier note. And it's while supplies last. I mean, this stuff is flying off the shelves.

• 15:55Benito Skinner?

  AG1, we love you, cat. Can I say something?

• 15:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Please.

• 16:00Benito Skinner?

  Santa, baby. Baby. Send that to the marketing team at.

• 16:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Oi.

• 16:04Benito Skinner?

  Oi. Because here's the goddamn thing. Start us off, sister.

• 16:08Mary Beth Barone?

  It's okay if you didn't get all your holiday shopping done as early as you hoped. I mean, it's November, so don't be too hard on yourself.

• 16:14Benito Skinner?

  Wait, you didn't get it done in October?

• 16:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Way is.

• 16:16Benito Skinner?

  Way's like, hey, idiot.

• 16:18Mary Beth Barone?

  Way is making it easy to give way better gifts this holiday season.

• 16:23Benito Skinner?

  Santa's coming on his way.

• 16:25Mary Beth Barone?

  In his sleigh.

• 16:26Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, yeah, baby. Their hair and body products are specifically designed to customize a routine that works for you and personalize a gift for everyone on your list. I know Terry will be getting the curl ones for thick hair, his thick coarse steel wool he's got up top.

• 16:39Mary Beth Barone?

  I'll be getting the scrub gift to self.

• 16:41Benito Skinner?

  Mine is definitely the detox shampoo because I always have, oh, I have little crusties on my scalp from, you know, sets.

• 16:47Mary Beth Barone?

  Way has even more products than the three that we just listed. They have the leave-in conditioner. It is a multitasking, detangling, hydrating, and it fights frizz for every hair type on your list.

• 16:59Benito Skinner?

  Oh, my God, the St. Bart's hair and body mist. That scent is delicious.

• 17:04Mary Beth Barone?

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• 17:05Benito Skinner?

  It's not a basic beach. I always say that. So the St. Bart's fragrance is here to take you oi in just a spring.

• 17:10Mary Beth Barone?

  And of course, the hair oil, which is nutrient packed, absorbs quickly, keeps color from fading and revives damaged hair easily.

• 17:17Benito Skinner?

  Tis the season to get away and save. Save 15% off site wide when you give the gift of way. Whether the person on your list has fine, medium, or thick hair or multiple hair concerns.

• 17:28Mary Beth Barone?

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• 17:42Mary Beth Barone?

  Here's something I'm really looking forward to as the weather turns cooler. I mean, they know me so well, the people that write this copy. Football games, pumpkin spice lattes, and flipping into a cozy sweater from Quince.

• 17:53Benito Skinner?

  And farting.

• 17:53Mary Beth Barone?

  And farting. Quince is known for their Mongolian cashmere sweaters from $50. Whenever I mention Quince, people go, oh, my God, the place that does Mongolian cashmere sweaters for $50?

• 18:03Benito Skinner?

  Yes.

• 18:04Mary Beth Barone?

  But that's not all. Quince items are priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands.

• 18:10Benito Skinner?

  That includes beautiful leather jackets, cotton cardigans, soft, delicious denim, and so much more.

• 18:15Mary Beth Barone?

  But how are they able to do that?

• 18:17Benito Skinner?

  Dude.

• 18:18Mary Beth Barone?

  I mean, what about the supply chain? Well, guess what? They're partnering directly with top factories and cutting out the cost of the middleman, which passes the savings on to us. Talk about someone who's had bad press over the years. The middleman? He can't catch a fucking break.

• 18:29Benito Skinner?

  No, he really can't.

• 18:30Mary Beth Barone?

  It's like, nobody wants to work with this guy.

• 18:33Benito Skinner?

  No, literally.

• 18:34Mary Beth Barone?

  Nobody wants to work with this guy. Quince only works with factories that use safe, ethical, and responsible manufacturing practices. Some other brands could take a note from that. And of course, premium fabrics and finishes for that luxury feel in every piece.

• 18:45Benito Skinner?

  Get cozy, sexy, and comfortable in Quince's high-quality wardrobe essentials. Go to quince.com slash ride for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Three, six, five.

• 18:56Mary Beth Barone?

  Even Christmas.

• 18:57Benito Skinner?

  Even Quice moist. Oh, my God, it's a Quincemas. Do you get that?

• 19:00Mary Beth Barone?

  It's almost the second Satanic holiday of the year.

• 19:02Benito Skinner?

  Exactly. That's Q U I N C E dot com slash ride to get free shipping and 365-day returns.

• 19:09Mary Beth Barone?

  Three, six, five, pile it, go.

• 19:10Benito Skinner?

  Quince.com slash ride.

• 19:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Ride. Wait, where are we going?

• 19:15Benito Skinner?

  Who cares?

• 19:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Ride. Want to go first?

• 19:19Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, I think I have to because I gotta hitch the ride on the Polar Express.

• 19:23Mary Beth Barone?

  We're in a rush.

• 19:23Benito Skinner?

  I wish you were on it to read the Polar Express to me. I did my favorite thing for my birthday, which is you don't have to get presents from anyone else. Go into a store and buy yourself an entire outfit. Tip to taint. I'm telling you right now, it's like the best thing you can do for yourself. You feel like you're in life-size.

• 19:38Mary Beth Barone?

  The second best thing you can do for yourself is ship something to my place. I'll wrap it. Something you bought yourself. I wrapped it and I brought it.

• 19:46Benito Skinner?

  You know, it's the only thing I opened on my birthday.

• 19:49Mary Beth Barone?

  It's more symbolic than anything, but oh, all right. Jacket's coming off.

• 19:54Benito Skinner?

  Jacket's out of the bag and I'm ready to have sex.

• 19:57Mary Beth Barone?

  He's ready to have sex at Melrose Podcast.

• 19:59Benito Skinner?

  I don't look cute today.

• 20:00Mary Beth Barone?

  Neither do I.

• 20:01Benito Skinner?

  God, I look butt.

• 20:02Mary Beth Barone?

  I didn't brush my hair and I burned my forehead with a curling iron, which I haven't done in a while. It was kind of an homage to my teenage self. Do you see that burn mark?

• 20:09Benito Skinner?

  I do.

• 20:09Mary Beth Barone?

  I just put it on my forehead.

• 20:11Benito Skinner?

  I'm thinking of this TikTok where this girl was like, we have to tell our boyfriends how hot these things are.

• 20:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 20:15Benito Skinner?

  Where he grabs it like a mic.

• 20:17Mary Beth Barone?

  I've only heard that described to me. Another thing, I don't need to see it.

• 20:20Benito Skinner?

  I don't need to see it.

• 20:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Just the visual in my mind's eye is enough.

• 20:23Benito Skinner?

  This is me meeting him. You're so fucking dumb.

• 20:26Mary Beth Barone?

  You're so dumb.

• 20:28Benito Skinner?

  You're so fucking dumb. So Legos. Here's my thing. I was reading recently that something really good for the body is like gardening and using your hands for something. And I was like, huh, well, I won't do that.

• 20:40Mary Beth Barone?

  No, well, that's outside.

• 20:42Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, I'm just, I'm not gonna do that. And Terry does that. It's like, what are we gonna like share pots? Like, I'm not doing that.

• 20:47Mary Beth Barone?

  I wouldn't want to be involved. I feel like he has a system.

• 20:50Benito Skinner?

  Period. Very much.

• 20:52Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't need to see it.

• 20:54Benito Skinner?

  So, okay, so my, my love affair with Legos started as a young boy. I will say this was obviously before she revealed herself to be a despicable turf. But I used to love the Harry Potter Legos. And they were queer coded to me at the time. They had whimsy.

• 21:14Mary Beth Barone?

  I think they were for a lot of people.

• 21:15Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. And I had to have every single set or else I couldn't sleep at night. So how did your OCD manifest as a child? But something about Legos, it was so peaceful. It was so, I had such control.

• 21:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, there's order. It's law and order.

• 21:29Benito Skinner?

  It's law and order. It was crazy to me because other boys would come over and they would like start playing with stuff and mixing it up.

• 21:34Mary Beth Barone?

  No, that's not what they're for.

• 21:36Benito Skinner?

  Stop doing sound effects with your mouth and get out of this room. They're placed there for a reason.

• 21:41Mary Beth Barone?

  They're not for playing.

• 21:41Benito Skinner?

  I would dust them once a week with a little sprayer to make sure there wasn't dust in my castle. But it was, I was so proud of it and I loved it so much. And the peace it brought me, I can't stress enough. It was like. As a kid, going through all kinds of stuff, but I was like, this, this space.

• 21:57Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, it's meditative.

• 21:58Benito Skinner?

  I walked into my room, I go, this must be the place.

• 22:00Mary Beth Barone?

  This must be, and then you had a big neon sign.

• 22:02Benito Skinner?

  Well, a huge neon sign, yeah.

• 22:03Mary Beth Barone?

  It's meditative. What I love about Legos is that obviously you can freestyle, but if you get a Lego set, it tells you exactly what to do, exactly what you need to like make art, essentially.

• 22:13Benito Skinner?

  And make trouble, in a lot of ways. And I, oh my god, I had Spider-Man Legos. Of all of this is maybe, you're maybe thinking, this kid might be straight, but no. These were all queer coded to me. And now knowing like Hogwarts and Spider-Man, gay. But it was, it was peace. And so then, I don't know, a couple of years ago or whatever, YouTube like knows me before I know me in a lot of ways. Like it knew I needed to see Sofia Nygaard take an Amtrak across the United States. Like I, it knew I needed to see that, which led me to seeing the Venice Symphony. So like, it's, I can't even, I can't even imagine what this new journey is gonna hold for me. Maybe Legoland, to be honest.

• 22:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Okay, I was gonna go there.

• 22:52Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, you have to have a kid.

• 22:54Mary Beth Barone?

  You have to have, but you have to have a kid.

• 22:55Benito Skinner?

  Right?

• 22:56Mary Beth Barone?

  We could bring my nieces and nephew, perhaps.

• 22:58Benito Skinner?

  Oh my god, my nephews would go absolutely feral.

• 23:03Mary Beth Barone?

  Ape shit.

• 23:03Benito Skinner?

  No, I think my nephew Brooks would just throw up the second he would walk in.

• 23:06Mary Beth Barone?

  It's feats of engineering at Legoland. Like, you couldn't fathom how big these things are.

• 23:11Benito Skinner?

  It's so chic. Is it, is Lego German? Am I wrong in that?

• 23:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Oh, German. Ah, I would say.

• 23:17Benito Skinner?

  Is it Swedish?

• 23:18Mary Beth Barone?

  Here's my thing. I'm gonna guess Swedish or Danish, but I'm gonna look it up. Oh, Denmark. Of course, they're Danish.

• 23:25Benito Skinner?

  So Lego is Danish.

• 23:26Mary Beth Barone?

  That just fucking makes sense.

• 23:28Benito Skinner?

  Right?

• 23:28Mary Beth Barone?

  Right?

• 23:29Benito Skinner?

  Ah, so true engineers, true geniuses. So all of a sudden, I just see this like review of a Lego set pop up and I was like, I guess in the tub, I'm gonna watch this right now.

• 23:40Mary Beth Barone?

  With your one inch of water.

• 23:41Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, well, of course. Hey, LA's in a drought. Sorry.

• 23:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Always perpetual.

• 23:46Benito Skinner?

  Well, of course.

• 23:46Mary Beth Barone?

  It's a perpetual drought.

• 23:47Benito Skinner?

  Even when it's raining.

• 23:48Mary Beth Barone?

  It's a drought.

• 23:48Benito Skinner?

  So I'm, I'm watching this video. I believe his name was Ashen Flash, and he was reviewing this Lego set. I was absolutely mesmerized. It was a new Harry Potter one, and wow, the technology is just unbelievable. You can't even imagine. It just, it's so much more complex. Like, the sets are more beautiful. They have like skin tones. They just, the detail, I was, this Hogwarts castle blew me away. It blew me away. And so I'm watching this and I don't know, just watching like someone build it. And sometimes there's builders on YouTube where they're build it and you hear all the clicks and they speed it up over time. But just, I don't know what it is, something in my brain, it's like, it just relieves anxiety.

• 24:29Benito Skinner?

  Then I found out about this whole community, which is, it's called Lego Ideas and people submit designs. And then whoever gets like, I think 10,000 votes, then Lego decides if they're gonna make the set.

• 24:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Community base.

• 24:40Benito Skinner?

  It's incredible. They just did a Nightmare Before Christmas one that I was trying to get for my nephew because he's obsessed. I couldn't find this fucking set to save my life, so I had to buy it on Mercari. So I think someone in Florida has my credit card information. It's like this whole new era for them, which I think is incredible and like, I love, you know, I hope they're adequately paying the designers, but I just.

• 24:59Mary Beth Barone?

  We have to say that.

• 25:00Benito Skinner?

  I have to, no, but I just like fingers crossed.

• 25:02Mary Beth Barone?

  This to me combines so many things that I feel like building a Lego set correctly satisfies OCD. That's just a theory that I have. Brown noise.

• 25:10Benito Skinner?

  Can you tweet that?

• 25:11Mary Beth Barone?

  And I will tweet that. Dear media clip that. Brown noise with the clicking. It's sort of like crumble cookie vibes because they're like doing reviews, they're opening boxes, it's a reveal.

• 25:19Benito Skinner?

  Oh, you're seeing like a through line for me.

• 25:20Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm seeing everything for you. This is like, this is fabulous.

• 25:23Benito Skinner?

  It's creativity also. They're also my mom for Christmas one year, like just for something for us to do in Idaho. There was a.

• 25:33Mary Beth Barone?

  There's only so many things.

• 25:34Benito Skinner?

  There was a flower arrangement that they have. Now they have like things for adults because adults love Legos, okay? Just deal with it. And they make these like beautiful floral arrangements out of Lego. And then I just got my nephew this cat. It was just, it was just a massive cat that he wanted. They're just kind of for shelves and my nephew's room looks like a museum at this point. It's kind of sick. He has a Lego stitch. Well, he has a stitch and he's in like, he has like an ice cream cone. I was like, this is the coolest shit I've ever fucking seen in my life. It just, oh my God. And I think the creativity it gives to kids, but also yeah, the peace it gives to adults. I don't know, it just, it's, I haven't bought a new set recently. I kind of just get them for my nieces and my niece and nephews. I'm thinking about maybe getting one for this holiday season. Who knows?

• 26:15Mary Beth Barone?

  Lego, you have our attention.

• 26:16Benito Skinner?

  Lego, you have my attention and I just think it's back to that childlike wonder. I'll post some of my favorite creators on, on Ride the Pod. I think it's. My Disney adults thing, it's just an entire world that I'm not a part of. And I think it like, the piece of that is really interesting to me. I think it's beautiful. I think people need that. And yeah, it's not hurting anyone. And in fact, it's actually just like spreading ideas.

• 26:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Creating beauty.

• 26:39Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, but I wish I could be someone who could just raw dog freestyle Lego set, but I don't do stuff like that.

• 26:44Mary Beth Barone?

  No, I don't have the vision. I think it's interesting because like we as comedians, we are part of the comedy world. So I don't really enjoy that much comedy that I see online. What I enjoy on the internet is things that are completely removed from that. So I think it's great that like people can enjoy creators. I'm like, I don't, I can't. So the fact that you found like Legos and crumble cookies and Disney adults and stuff, I don't know. I think it's cool.

• 27:09Benito Skinner?

  Well, this happened at dinner when everyone was shocked. I didn't know who that girl was.

• 27:12Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, the right things are finding you.

• 27:14Benito Skinner?

  The right things are finding me. Something I noticed from all the people I follow, it's like, they just feel like pure and good. And I just love how happy they are. But yeah, I'm hoping that this Christmas, my nephew's, he likes to delegate tasks to people. Once he gets all his toys.

• 27:28Mary Beth Barone?

  Sounds like kind of me coded.

• 27:29Benito Skinner?

  He's definitely, yeah, he's got that Mary Beth sickness. But last year, he just like handed I a set I had gotten him and he was like, build it. I was like, all right, cool. And I had the best day. It's really complicated though. God, they are kind of harder than you'd think. The car ones, I never really engaged in those as a kid.

• 27:45Mary Beth Barone?

  No, well, the wheels and the axle thing.

• 27:47Benito Skinner?

  Well, I can finally answer your question.

• 27:50Mary Beth Barone?

  How do you start building a car?

• 27:51Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 27:51Mary Beth Barone?

  Grab the first Lego.

• 27:52Benito Skinner?

  Grab the first Lego piece. I'm very Nick Caraway. I'm very within and without it, but I, I'm paying attention.

• 27:59Mary Beth Barone?

  And I love that.

• 28:00Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 28:02Mary Beth Barone?

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• 28:22Benito Skinner?

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• 28:24Mary Beth Barone?

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• 28:29Benito Skinner?

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• 28:32Mary Beth Barone?

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• 28:39Benito Skinner?

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• 28:51Mary Beth Barone?

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• 28:53Benito Skinner?

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• 29:01Mary Beth Barone?

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• 29:30Benito Skinner?

  Thrive market.com slash ride. Drive, drive, drive, drive.

• 29:35Mary Beth Barone?

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• 29:36Benito Skinner?

  First, there was First Love.

• 29:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Then there was Second Love. No, this reminds me of Workaholics. If you Google you on YouTube, if you Google on YouTube, Workaholics, comma, Third Love. There was like a whole joke about Third Love in the show and I'm like, did they get the name from that? I'm not going to spoil it for you. But needless to say, there's your First Love and then there's your Second Love and then there's your Third Love.

• 29:54Benito Skinner?

  Well, their bras make it easy to bring back a lift, get a smooth look under tight tops, or even stop your shirt buttons from pulling.

• 30:02Mary Beth Barone?

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• 30:08Benito Skinner?

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• 30:12Mary Beth Barone?

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• 30:17Mary Beth Barone?

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• 30:35Benito Skinner?

  Every week we talk about it, but Miranda, when she gets the bra that fits.

• 30:39Mary Beth Barone?

  And she cries in the frickin' changing room, kid.

• 30:42Benito Skinner?

  Stop battling your bra. Get support. That's sexy and comfortable. That's me screaming at someone.

• 30:47Mary Beth Barone?

  We have enough battles to fight, my god.

• 30:49Benito Skinner?

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• 30:55Mary Beth Barone?

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• 30:56Benito Skinner?

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• 31:03Mary Beth Barone?

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• 31:10Benito Skinner?

  With the seasons changing, I'm already dreaming of warm weather getaway.

• 31:14Mary Beth Barone?

  Keep that, keep that. No, it's warm weather getaway.

• 31:17Benito Skinner?

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• 31:40Mary Beth Barone?

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• 32:08Benito Skinner?

  I'm building all over the world.

• 32:10Mary Beth Barone?

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• 32:16Benito Skinner?

  So if you're not earning points on rent, my question is, why not?

• 32:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Start earning points on your rent you're already paying by going to joinbilt.com/ride.

• 32:26Benito Skinner?

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• 32:42Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm paying attention to girl singers.

• 32:44Benito Skinner?

  Me too.

• 32:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Something that I've realized through dating men is that I don't really like their music. I want female singers. I want girl singers.

• 32:56Benito Skinner?

  Can I say one thing? Justin Vernon, if you're listening, just keep swiping. Keep swiping.

• 33:01Mary Beth Barone?

  Also, I would say the 1975 doesn't count.

• 33:03Benito Skinner?

  Oh, yeah. Well, yeah.

• 33:04Mary Beth Barone?

  Because that's somewhat girls to me.

• 33:06Benito Skinner?

  100%.

• 33:07Mary Beth Barone?

  But I would say on the whole, so there's exceptions, of course. I like Frank Sinatra and Frankie Valli and stuff.

• 33:12Benito Skinner?

  And Frank Ocean.

• 33:13Mary Beth Barone?

  And Frank Ocean. Again, and thank you for bringing that up, somewhat girls.

• 33:17Benito Skinner?

  Totally.

• 33:18Mary Beth Barone?

  When I look through my Spotify, and I don't, I also have been realizing, like, I don't really look for new music that much. Like, if an artist I like puts out new music, I will listen to it.

• 33:27Benito Skinner?

  We're past the age of looking for it.

• 33:28Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't want to look for it. Like, I just want it to fall into my lap. God forbid Spotify send me a push notification when a singer I like releases a new song. I have to hear about it from four gay guys first, and then a week later, I get an email. Thanks, Spotify. Another exception to the rule is obviously Coldplay. But when I look through the things that I want to listen to, and again, somewhat girls. Also, always on the right side of history since day one. When I look at who I want to listen to, I mean, let's just look at people lately. This is at the top of my Spotify. Charli. Sabrina Carpenter.

• 33:58Benito Skinner?

  Of course.

• 33:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Frank Ocean, obviously. Lord. SZA, Japanese House, Camila Cabello, Ariana Grande, Kim Petras, Troye Sivan, somewhat girls.

• 34:08Benito Skinner?

  Addison Rae.

• 34:09Mary Beth Barone?

  Addison Rae. I don't need to hear from male singers. I need to hear from Olivia Rodrigo. Do you get that?

• 34:13Benito Skinner?

  Oh, I need to hear from her right now. She had the, she had the most Mary Beth Barone statement. Can I just say this? Where she said she goes on first dates, and if they say they want to go to space, she doesn't go on a second date with them.

• 34:23Mary Beth Barone?

  What?

• 34:23Benito Skinner?

  Doesn't that sound like you? I don't know. I saw that and I went, whoa.

• 34:26Mary Beth Barone?

  Space isn't for visiting. It's for appreciating.

• 34:27Benito Skinner?

  Exactly. Yeah. See? And I was like, whoa, that's so galaxy brain. That's why you connect with her so much.

• 34:32Mary Beth Barone?

  That is. I do think, like, there's space for male singers. I just don't think crooners.

• 34:36Benito Skinner?

  Wait, clip that.

• 34:37Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't like crooners. I think it's weird. I think, with respect to male singers, generally, when I open my music streaming app, what I'm gonna play, no matter what time of day it is, or what mood I'm in, it's a girl singer. I once told Edward that I was sleeping to Charli XCX on a plane, and he was like, that's sociopathic.

• 34:57Benito Skinner?

  Well, how else are you supposed to sleep?

• 34:58Mary Beth Barone?

  Exactly.

• 35:00Benito Skinner?

  You going, but da da da da da da da da. See? Is it C point two?

• 35:03Mary Beth Barone?

  It's peaceful, duh.

• 35:05Benito Skinner?

  Yeah. Yeah, mine are all, oh, okay, I found two exceptions, the dare.

• 35:10Mary Beth Barone?

  Mmm.

• 35:11Benito Skinner?

  I like the girls, just, uh, you know what I mean? Omar Apollo, but gay.

• 35:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Gay.

• 35:17Benito Skinner?

  I mean, all mine are like gay coded, gay or British, so it's kind of like, doesn't count.

• 35:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Did it even happen?

• 35:23Benito Skinner?

  Exactly. Yeah, yeah.

• 35:25Mary Beth Barone?

  I like rap music. I would say when I'm listening to a male singer, it's usually if I'm in that like mood of like, I want to listen to rap music or whatever. I did Google Lil Wayne presidential endorsement 2024, and I was disappointed to see that he did endorse Donald Trump.

• 35:38Benito Skinner?

  Oh, he did?

• 35:39Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 35:40Benito Skinner?

  Wheezy.

• 35:41Mary Beth Barone?

  Come on. The man who wrote Mrs. Officer is endorsing Donald Trump.

• 35:45Benito Skinner?

  And prom night?

• 35:47Mary Beth Barone?

  And six foot, seven?

• 35:50Benito Skinner?

  Pisses me off.

• 35:51Mary Beth Barone?

  This is disappointing.

• 35:51Benito Skinner?

  Hey, you're pissing me off, dude.

• 35:52Mary Beth Barone?

  You know what? Maybe part of it is too, that with, when you stand a male singer, there's just so much opportunity for them to disappoint you. And when you stand a female singer, that risk reduces to almost zero.

• 36:04Benito Skinner?

  You know what? Maybe we should be nicer to them, because like, they do stay killing everyone. So I'm like, maybe we should be a little bit nicer to straight guys. I've been thinking this lately. I guess it does. I really guess it does.

• 36:16Mary Beth Barone?

  Well, everyone's gonna be mad at me.

• 36:18Benito Skinner?

  I know. I know. It just sucks.

• 36:21Mary Beth Barone?

  It just sucks. Look, there are a lot of male singers that I find talented and enjoyable to listen to, and I'm not saying that, I'm not trying to take anything away from them. I'm sure tons of men have won Grammys. I'm just saying, when I want to listen to music, if I want it to speak to my soul, it's, it's a female experience that I want reflected back at me.

• 36:38Benito Skinner?

  And, and same. Ever since I was a kid, like, once I was watching the VMAs and it was Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Kesha, and Gaga, and Beyonce, and Rihanna, and that's kind of it for me. I, I just, since then, I haven't really heard any male singers enter the fold.

• 36:53Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 36:54Benito Skinner?

  And I don't plan to. I just, yeah, I listen to hits. I listen to hitmakers, and...

• 37:00Mary Beth Barone?

  I listen to pop, and I, I don't know. I just think, I agree.

• 37:04Benito Skinner?

  It's just not gonna work. And it just, I just personally don't need that. When I'm walking down the street, I need B2B with Tinashe.

• 37:10Mary Beth Barone?

  That's what I listen to on my ear.

• 37:11Benito Skinner?

  You can't imagine what my hips do to that. I'm thinking that. I do need to see it.

• 37:18Mary Beth Barone?

  I might make a playlist of girl singers, because also-

• 37:21Benito Skinner?

  There's a few, yeah.

• 37:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Lauryn Hill, which I've talked about, Banks, talked about at length, obviously Britney Spears, Hailee Steinfeld. Like, I just want girls.

• 37:30Benito Skinner?

  Hayes.

• 37:30Mary Beth Barone?

  Hayes, are you gonna post about it?

• 37:32Benito Skinner?

  Didn't we talk about it?

• 37:33Mary Beth Barone?

  Taylor Swift, how could I forget? Chapel Rowan, Caroline Polachek. I'm just like, how do you even have time to listen to male singers when there's so many good female ones?

• 37:40Benito Skinner?

  I know, it's tough, Kat. You don't have to. And I would just say you don't have to. But yeah, I don't even know what their names are. Except I guess I knew Morgan Wallen. But I truly-

• 37:49Mary Beth Barone?

  I know you had to go way back in your brain.

• 37:51Benito Skinner?

  I would pass him in the street and I'm sure he makes great music, but I'm like, I just don't think it's for me. I don't think I need to see it.

• 37:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Sorry.

• 38:00Benito Skinner?

  Sorry. But yeah, female singers, God, I mean, they've raised me. They taught me what it meant to be a game man. They've taught me what it meant to be a woman and what, how to celebrate that and

• 38:10Mary Beth Barone?

  find what I love about being a woman and, and wear it on my chest. Like, I'm wearing a shared t-shirt right now that says, "Rich man."

• 38:17Benito Skinner?

  What's my shirt say right now?

• 38:18Mary Beth Barone?

  "When I go to the club, I wanna hear those club classics." What now?

• 38:23Benito Skinner?

  Listen to this and let me know how you feel about what you wrote for today. Oh!

• 38:27Mary Beth Barone?

  Barracuda! I'm really glad that's been launched by now.

• 38:31Benito Skinner?

  Hey, are male singers better? What do you think now?

• 38:34Mary Beth Barone?

  What I'll do is I'll make a playlist of girl singers and then male singers who I think are girl singer adjacent enough to-

• 38:42Benito Skinner?

  There's 50 Bruno Mars songs.

• 38:43Mary Beth Barone?

  There's a lot of Bruno Mars.

• 38:45Benito Skinner?

  You have 50 Bruno Mars songs.

• 38:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Magic in the air! He kinda snapped with that one. It's not something I would choose to put on.

• 38:53Benito Skinner?

  But such a young-

• 38:55Mary Beth Barone?

  But when my mom puts on Maroon 5 radio on Pandora, which also, Maroon 5, I obviously love Maroon 5.

• 39:00Benito Skinner?

  Oh my, sugar?

• 39:01Mary Beth Barone?

  Sugar!

• 39:06Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, so maybe, you know what, there's room for everyone at the table. I just think my table is all girls.

• 39:12Benito Skinner?

  Girl dinner. I wanna build a Lego portrait of you. They do that too.

• 39:16Mary Beth Barone?

  No, they don't.

• 39:17Benito Skinner?

  And at JFK, they have, at the JFK airport, they have a Marilyn Monroe. And a huge Statue of Liberty, which I had a Statue of Liberty as a kid because she's queer coded as well.

• 39:24Mary Beth Barone?

  Isn't having a Marilyn Monroe at JFK airport a little insensitive?

• 39:28Benito Skinner?

  I completely agree.

• 39:28Mary Beth Barone?

  Even everything that happened?

• 39:31Benito Skinner?

  Have we said this on the pod, but whoever is running the estates of Andy Warhol, Keith Haring and Basquiat hates Andy Warhol, Keith Haring and Basquiat. I know that Andy Warhol, everyone would be like, Andy would want to be everywhere. I'm like, I think that, but I don't know if he'd want to be on a swatch.

• 39:48Mary Beth Barone?

  No, I don't think we need a Basquiat blanket at Urban Outfitters.

• 39:51Benito Skinner?

  No.

• 39:52Mary Beth Barone?

  Can't we? Is nothing sacred?

• 39:53Benito Skinner?

  Well, I said this to you before dinner and then you go, and while we're on the topic of that, whoever's running Marilyn Monroe's, yeah.

• 39:59Mary Beth Barone?

  Hates the woman.

• 40:00Benito Skinner?

  Kiss lashes.

• 40:01Mary Beth Barone?

  Lego.

• 40:02Benito Skinner?

  Don't make her a kiss lash.

• 40:02Mary Beth Barone?

  A Lego at JFK airport. I just think.

• 40:06Benito Skinner?

  That, I think she would have walked, she would have been coming from the flight and gone, oh boy, is that me? I just want to be in the Lego store one day in JFK terminal, right next to Shake Shack and across from McDonald's. Oh, boy. Like, don't treat my girl like that. She doesn't want to be there.

• 40:21Mary Beth Barone?

  Movies should cost a thousand dollars and should be harder to make. You don't need to be able to touch Keith Haring in your house. You don't need to be able to have a Keith Haring t-shirt. You just don't need to.

• 40:29Benito Skinner?

  No.

• 40:30Mary Beth Barone?

  I just don't think you need to. I think we should save some things for the museums.

• 40:34Benito Skinner?

  One time I was at, I was at a straight person's house and I went in the bathroom and they had a Keith Haring print in there and it was literally about AIDS. I was like, I just, I'm like, what do I do with this? I, I can't tell you, but that is, why is that in here? You have no idea what that one is about. I think that's what's, it's like, it's on a Uniqlo tee.

• 40:54Mary Beth Barone?

  It's on this pair of socks.

• 40:56Benito Skinner?

  Truly.

• 40:57Mary Beth Barone?

  Our hearts go out to the, the artists we've lost and I, I hope whoever runs our estate at least gets us the Lego set.

• 41:05Benito Skinner?

  I, I think at the airport, I would say whoever has our, our accounts after, and by accounts, I mean, our Instagram, whoever gets right the pod.

• 41:13Mary Beth Barone?

  And our likenesses.

• 41:14Benito Skinner?

  And our likeness, whatever. Go to town.

• 41:17Mary Beth Barone?

  By the way, if they're using profits from Keith Haring's Urban Outfitter collab to pay for underprivileged kids to go to school.

• 41:24Benito Skinner?

  That's amazing.

• 41:25Mary Beth Barone?

  We didn't know, so we're sorry.

• 41:27Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, but I'm just saying.

• 41:28Mary Beth Barone?

  But do you get why I'm saying that?

• 41:29Benito Skinner?

  I'm just saying.

• 41:29Mary Beth Barone?

  Cause you can't say anything anymore.

• 41:31Benito Skinner?

  Of course, I know. And I'm like, yes. If it supports product red, then I support it.

• 41:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Of course.

• 41:38Benito Skinner?

  As someone who had a product red iPod for years, I always chose product red.

• 41:43Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah.

• 41:43Benito Skinner?

  Bono told me to, so I did.

• 41:45Mary Beth Barone?

  Can I say one thing? Gap.

• 41:47Benito Skinner?

  Exactly. You know what you are, Mary Beth?

• 41:50Mary Beth Barone?

  Bisexual?

• 41:51Benito Skinner?

  Well, yeah, but you're also my ride or die. Ride or die.

• 41:56Mary Beth Barone?

  I ride for Legos.

• 41:57Benito Skinner?

  Thank you.

• 41:57Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm really glad you brought this up because, as I've mentioned many, many times on the podcast, inner child.

• 42:03Benito Skinner?

  Can I say the brick community is very happy to have you?

• 42:05Mary Beth Barone?

  Thank you. And I

• 42:06Benito Skinner?

  We need more women.

• 42:08Mary Beth Barone?

  Quite frankly, I would love to get a tiny little Lego set that means something to me. Maybe it's like a Spice Girls Lego set or something of that nature. And I would love to have it just like on a shelf in my house. And I just, I think there is so much art within the Lego world.

• 42:22Benito Skinner?

  I'm gonna see what I can do.

• 42:23Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm gonna look up some stuff on eBay. I feel like eBay is probably a good place.

• 42:26Benito Skinner?

  I don't know if they've ever made that, but it would probably be custom. And I know there are lots of sites that where people do custom bricks. So I think there's probably a Spice Girls one. I'll see what I can do.

• 42:34Mary Beth Barone?

  Custom bricks. I like how that sounds.

• 42:36Benito Skinner?

  You like that, Vivi?

• 42:37Mary Beth Barone?

  Yeah, I do.

• 42:38Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, I'm slinging custom bricks.

• 42:40Mary Beth Barone?

  My guys, I've got only custom.

• 42:42Benito Skinner?

  I love female singers. I have since I was a kid. My favorite thing about me.

• 42:46Mary Beth Barone?

  Girls singers.

• 42:47Benito Skinner?

  Girls, girl singers. I love female singers. I wish you were one. I think about that every day.

• 42:53Mary Beth Barone?

  If I could sing, I would be a totally different person. I wouldn't be here. And so I'm glad I can't in a lot of ways, but.

• 42:59Benito Skinner?

  There was a woman that was on TikTok where she was singing Defying Gravity. It was so unbelievable. And all the comments were like, if I had her voice, I would be unbearable.

• 43:06Mary Beth Barone?

  The worst person that's ever walked the planet.

• 43:08Benito Skinner?

  But I want to see you on Broadway.

• 43:11Mary Beth Barone?

  I would love to do Broadway and sort of do an okay job, a musical on Broadway, and I do an okay job.

• 43:16Benito Skinner?

  I think that's kind of like what a lot of actors do.

• 43:18Mary Beth Barone?

  And everyone's like, her singing wasn't necessarily like perfect, but she gave it her all.

• 43:22Benito Skinner?

  It was fun for the week.

• 43:23Mary Beth Barone?

  Exactly.

• 43:24Benito Skinner?

  Yeah, you're all, it's only on for a week.

• 43:25Mary Beth Barone?

  It's a for a week. Yeah, it's a short run.

• 43:27Benito Skinner?

  It's a very short run.

• 43:28Mary Beth Barone?

  That's all I need.

• 43:29Benito Skinner?

  But yeah, I love female singers. You keep the world spinning. You keep us gays on our toes. And you feed us in a way that no one else could, especially male singers. I'm sorry. Women are the music industry. They always have been, and they always will be. Period.

• 43:42Mary Beth Barone?

  And thank you so much to the Recording Academy for sponsoring this episode.

• 43:46Benito Skinner?

  To the Grammy According Academy. According. I'm so tired. It's in my bones.

• 43:52Mary Beth Barone?

  I know.

• 43:53Benito Skinner?

  I need a little Lego set and Christmas hot cocoa.

• 43:55Mary Beth Barone?

  But we're done.

• 43:56Benito Skinner?

  What if the whole time I'm on the Orient Express, I'm just building a Lego set in my cabin? I never go anywhere. I don't do anything.

• 44:02Mary Beth Barone?

  That's the content I'd like to see. It's a time lapse video and you finish just as the train's pulling in.

• 44:06Benito Skinner?

  Yeah.

• 44:07Mary Beth Barone?

  Can you tell people where it's going to and from?

• 44:09Benito Skinner?

  It's going from Paris to-

• 44:11Mary Beth Barone?

  Tokyo.

• 44:12Benito Skinner?

  To Tokyo. To the North Pole. No, it's going from Paris to Venice, which I've never been to. And I just watched the new Ripley, which I'm obsessed with. I think it's incredible. Dakota Fanning, like, you're always on notice. For me, I just think you're incredible. Andrew Scott.

• 44:26Mary Beth Barone?

  Andrew Scott.

• 44:27Benito Skinner?

  Andrew Scott, you are a king. And you're also on notice. It was fabulous.

• 44:33Mary Beth Barone?

  We can't get into this now because we don't have time. But at some point, I would like to talk about how Venice existing as a city is one thing in my long list of things that makes me believe we're in a simulation. We'll talk about it another day.

• 44:45Benito Skinner?

  Is it based on The Italian Job starring Charlize Theron?

• 44:47Mary Beth Barone?

  It has, it has notes of The Italian Job. You mean the remake of The Italian Job.

• 44:51Benito Skinner?

  You're such a cinephile.

• 44:52Mary Beth Barone?

  I'm a stickler.

• 44:53Benito Skinner?

  You're such a cinephile.

• 44:54Mary Beth Barone?

  What can I say? Oh, you know what? I know I'm a cinephile because I watched, oh, oh, I made history. I made history when I went to Boston College. I was the only person to ever watch Gaspar Noz's Enter the Void on my laptop on Netflix in Vanderslice 413. That was my dorm room. I made history.

• 45:13Benito Skinner?

  I don't need to see it.

• 45:13Mary Beth Barone?

  I don't need to see it.

• 45:18Benito Skinner?

  Oh, my exit.

• 45:20Mary Beth Barone?

  Benny, babe, eyes on the road. Benny, go!

• 45:33Speaker 04

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