Rob Riggle & the Courage Walk

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• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  We got brand-new merch for this Black Friday. Collect the merch, gather and give it to your all.

• 2:06Speaker 03

  Hey, how you doing? Hi, my Garcia. Hi, my Garcia. Jamie?

• 2:13Speaker 00

  Give him two names.

• 2:15Speaker 04

  Just one.

• 2:16Speaker 00

  What's your name?

• 2:17Speaker 04

  Just first names, okay.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, I can't talk to you.

• 2:21Speaker 00

  Dude, don't talk to Bobby.

• 2:22Speaker 05

  So is it Jimmy?

• 2:23Speaker 03

  I can't talk to you.

• 2:25Speaker 05

  You wanna go with Jimmy?

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can go Jimmy.

• 2:31Speaker 00

  We're recording.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we are?

• 2:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:34Speaker 05

  Oh, snap, did it walk, right when I walked in? See, sneaky motherfucker.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  I've never.

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  Eurasian and Mexican.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  Gotcha, gotcha.

• 2:44Bobby Lee?

  Are you white? Yeah, yeah.

• 2:47Speaker 00

  Are you white?

• 2:48Speaker 05

  Dang. That was about to say, I recognize my own.

• 2:56Speaker 00

  He's out of an employee here, he's just an extra.

• 2:59Speaker 05

  For the rest of the show, I just look at you. Wow, really?

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  Rob, let me click a little tinkle and I'll be right back.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, it fit me, that's.

• 3:06Speaker 05

  A lot of jokes there, I'm letting go.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  I did.

• 3:10Speaker 04

  You did?

• 3:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, coffee.

• 3:11Speaker 04

  He's saying my sweatshirt fit him.

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Big fan of you, man.

• 3:14Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:16Speaker 00

  Wait till Bobby left to shake his.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  Well, cause Bobby's hat can't talk to him.

• 3:22Speaker 03

  So how?

• 3:22Speaker 05

  I like this place.

• 3:23Speaker 04

  It's a little chaotic and a lot for the brain.

• 3:26Speaker 05

  It's busy in a good way. I like it.

• 3:30Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 3:30Speaker 05

  Lot of pictures of naked Bobby.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  Yeah. Lots of that, yeah.

• 3:38Speaker 04

  We actually took down a couple of the naked Bobby pics.

• 3:40Speaker 00

  Oh, we had some more.

• 3:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, we had, we had a lot, yeah.

• 3:42Speaker 00

  It was very distracting for guests.

• 3:44Speaker 04

  We had his father's ashes somewhere.

• 3:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:47Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 3:47Speaker 04

  But we, is it, the bottom half, top half?

• 3:51Speaker 00

  I think Bobby had.

• 3:52Speaker 04

  Bottom half.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  Bottom half.

• 3:53Speaker 00

  He wants to control in case his father.

• 3:54Speaker 04

  He doesn't wanna be haunted by the top half.

• 3:56Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, the top half, yeah.

• 3:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:58Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 3:59Speaker 00

  This is all normal stuff.

• 4:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course, yeah.

• 4:01Speaker 04

  Where are his dad's ashes?

• 4:03Speaker 00

  He probably lost it.

• 4:09Speaker 00

  Where are your dad's ashes?

• 4:10Speaker 04

  Where did your papa's ashes go?

• 4:15Speaker 05

  Oh, I love that board.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  You have autism, what's going on?

• 4:20Speaker 05

  That's good.

• 4:23Bobby Lee?

  The board.

• 4:24Speaker 04

  Wow, projection much?

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:40Speaker 00

  Rico.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  Hangover. Stepbrother. 21 Jump Street. 21 Jump Street. Cop Out.

• 4:57Speaker 05

  What?

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  I didn't say that one.

• 4:59Speaker 05

  What?

• 4:59Speaker 04

  It's Jaime.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  That was Jaime.

• 5:00Speaker 03

  Oh, let's be cops.

• 5:02Speaker 05

  Wait, you did cop?

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Let's out.

• 5:03Speaker 05

  Let's be cops.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Let's.

• 5:07Speaker 05

  Cop Out, I think, was that Burt Reynolds or something?

• 5:10Speaker 03

  Cops, a reality show.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:12Speaker 05

  Bad boy.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, Jaime, don't make up credits.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Let's be cops.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you said cop out during the song.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  Uh, cop out.

• 5:20Speaker 05

  That was the one with the little kid and like Burt Reynolds, wasn't it?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude. I'm not that old. I'm only 54. You're 55.

• 5:27Speaker 05

  It was unwatchable.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  It was?

• 5:28Speaker 05

  I believe.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:30Speaker 05

  No offense to Cop Out.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, oh, Cop Out.

• 5:32Speaker 05

  Oh, no, that was a different one, okay.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bruce Willis.

• 5:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's Bruce Willis, Jaime.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, um, guys, give Rob a round of applause, everybody. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I've never done that. We've never done A A A.

• 5:48Speaker 03

  It's Rob Riggle, though.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, let's do it again. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay, that's good, that's good. Um, Rob, um.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  God, what a handsome man.

• 5:59Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 6:01Bobby Lee?

  You love being handsome?

• 6:02Speaker 05

  I want to, I just know I should be treated everywhere I go.

• 6:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:05Speaker 05

  Just song and dance.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Do you think you're handsome?

• 6:08Speaker 05

  No.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:09Speaker 05

  I got a lopsided head. I think I came out of my mom in a rush.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Speaker 05

  Or the doctor pulled too hard because my face slid.

• 6:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 6:17Speaker 05

  So like one side's higher than the other. It haunts me.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, can I see your profile, please? Whoa, you could be a president. He could be a president, dude.

• 6:26Speaker 04

  What about this side?

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, no. One of, yeah, it's Dr. Heckle. Mr. Hyde. There it is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's split, but it's like two face. You're Harvey Good, Harvey Dent.

• 6:37Speaker 05

  I see some people that have like that perfect symmetry.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 6:41Speaker 05

  You know, the perfect.

• 6:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  Glenn Powell?

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Glenn Powell.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  What about me?

• 6:44Speaker 05

  Most of your beautiful people have perfect symmetry. I ain't got it.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  What about me?

• 6:49Speaker 05

  You got good symmetry.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, I would say you're pretty.

• 6:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, you got good symmetry.

• 6:52Bobby Lee?

  But could I be a president?

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Wait, well, not from this country. Obviously.

• 7:02Speaker 05

  Hello everybody.

• 7:04Bobby Lee?

  I'm your president. Yeah, that's Kim Jong-un.

• 7:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, yeah, well, you would, you look like a senator, actually.

• 7:11Speaker 05

  All right.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you see him as a senator?

• 7:14Speaker 05

  Have you played a senator? I haven't, I played a representative once, so, close, congress.

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Congress, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look good in a suit, too.

• 7:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, well.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:23Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 7:23Bobby Lee?

  You don't think you do?

• 7:25Speaker 05

  Uh. Is that a good question? You look good. Do you think you look good? These are great questions. I did not see these coming. I did not see these coming.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  I did my preparation.

• 7:37Bobby Lee?

  No, it's last night.

• 7:38Speaker 05

  So, Rob, how'd it go? Ah, I fucked it up, man.

• 7:42Speaker 05

  He was hitting me with a suit question.

• 7:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:44Speaker 05

  I didn't prep for it.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, your eyes, you know what? When I, can I just say something about you?

• 7:50Speaker 05

  Lay it on me, hit me.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  I'll hit you. Don't take offense.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  All right. Because I'm fond of you.

• 7:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got it.

• 7:57Bobby Lee?

  All right. So, when I create a character on, like, if I'm in an open world game, right? I always make them look with, like, Rob. Because I make the eyes a little closer together. I don't know why I do that, but like, that thing that says, you know what I mean? Push it in. I always push it, because you have pushed in.

• 8:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm obsessed with pushed in.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  What he likes, he likes, um, he likes specifically half Asian girls that are a little cross-eyed.

• 8:25Speaker 05

  That's so specific.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  It is specific.

• 8:28Speaker 05

  I mean, that is really specific.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  I enjoy it. Yeah, I enjoy it.

• 8:30Speaker 05

  I took a human sexuality class in college.

• 8:33Bobby Lee?

  Teach me.

• 8:34Speaker 05

  No big deal. I don't want to brag.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 05

  But I do, the only thing I took away from college, basically, was every human being has a, what's called, an attraction template. And it's all different for all of us. And in your attraction template, you like certain things. You don't even realize it until you really do some self-analysis and, and understand, like, whether it's blonde hair, blue eyes, or, you know, Asian, or African-American, whatever it is.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:02Speaker 05

  But you, and face structure, and, and, you know, whether it's a, a long face. Around her face.

• 9:07Bobby Lee?

  I know what mine are.

• 9:08Speaker 05

  And so, so you, it sounds like have incredibly specific.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm very specific.

• 9:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, so but at least you know what your attraction template is and that and the thing is is whatever you is the most attractive, that's the bullseye of this template.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh shit.

• 9:20Speaker 05

  And then you can go out from there.

• 9:22Speaker 04

  Wait, how does it, how is it formed? Like what, what influences it? Is it like how things you watch?

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  I know mine are.

• 9:28Speaker 05

  I think it's, I think it's your first exposure to um, uh, probably like television, your mother.

• 9:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:37Speaker 05

  That probably has an influence on it or your father has an influence on it because that's who you first start to interact with.

• 9:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:44Speaker 05

  And then you move on to television stuff and then you, it's one of those weird things where you, you, you, you just gravitate towards something. You don't know what it is.

• 9:53Speaker 04

  Interesting because his mom is a little cross-eyed.

• 9:57Speaker 05

  What's up? What's up Freud?

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  So here.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  So when he met me, a little cross-eyed, he was like ding ding ding.

• 10:07Speaker 05

  He was like, what's up, girl?

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yes, see?

• 10:10Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  She's got googly eyes.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  Not googly, but yeah.

• 10:14Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so here's my thing. Can I just say something? Because I, I, I put the mic away because I was, I didn't want to talk over you guys. Because I got so excited about it, you know? So may I talk?

• 10:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you. Hi.

• 10:26Speaker 05

  Hi. Put it on the table.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  I can take my time. Yeah, yeah, um, there's two things, I think. Okay, number one, alright, you're right. My mom has the cross eyes, right? And so that's it. But here's another thing. My, my, to me as a kid, my parents had round faces. And then I would look in the mirror and go, oh my god, my hands, my face is a round. I don't like round. I mean, I like this style.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  You like more?

• 10:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, because like, well, because I'm a big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

• 10:59Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 10:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite president.

• 11:01Speaker 05

  Like a lot of Scandinavians have angular faces.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:05Speaker 05

  Like the higher, the high cheekbones and the.

• 11:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:07Speaker 05

  Many chins and the.

• 11:08Bobby Lee?

  So I wanted to go opposite of my facial structure, cross-eyed.

• 11:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:16Speaker 04

  What about the-

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  Like if Rob was a woman, I'd be like, oh my god, he's hot. He's hot.

• 11:21Speaker 05

  Look at me now, am I hot?

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  I just got half hearted, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:26Speaker 04

  What about the no titties thing? Where does that come from?

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  No, what do you mean the no titty? I need breasts.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  No, you like kiwi, you said.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  No, they still have to be protruding out. What are you talking about? I don't want a flat chest.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  I didn't know that.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  I thought you wanted just nipples.

• 11:41Bobby Lee?

  The person I'm seeing now-

• 11:42Speaker 05

  What, like a teenage boy?

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, I like, um, it protruding out, right? I just don't like big breasts.

• 11:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  Like voluptuous.

• 11:59Speaker 05

  High style projectile.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  I've had them.

• 12:01Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Ooh la la, me like it.

• 12:04Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? You know, it's like-

• 12:06Speaker 03

  But it's not real.

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  It, what do you mean?

• 12:08Speaker 04

  They're real.

• 12:09Speaker 03

  I mean, they have boob lips. They put plastic in there, so.

• 12:12Speaker 04

  No, there's some women who are just chesty.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm saying, okay, there's two types. Jaime, very good. Let's encourage Jaime because I feel like he's drowning a little bit.

• 12:21Speaker 00

  He's very nervous around Rob, really.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  He is very nervous right now, so-

• 12:24Speaker 03

  No, I'm not.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  I know he's trying to throw in your thing. And so we want to encourage you.

• 12:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  So explain, please.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  What about, what, like boobs?

• 12:34Speaker 05

  That, that is the topic.

• 12:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is the topic.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  Cause he likes kiwi nipples, right?

• 12:39Speaker 04

  No, the whole breast is a kiwi, not the nipple size. Not a kiwi nipple.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  That's too small. So you want like a perfect tits?

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  No, we're trying to explain to you what you were talking about.

• 12:48Speaker 05

  I'm not opposed to that.

• 12:51Speaker 00

  Do you like perfect tits, man? That's disgusting.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  Perfect is subjective. Like what's perfect to you is not perfect for Bobby.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Plastic. You're saying plastic versus real?

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Well, not plastic, it's whatever they put in those boob lips.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  But sometimes people are born with big breasts.

• 13:05Speaker 00

  Genetically.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  Genetically.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  I don't run into those people.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 13:10Speaker 05

  You haven't, you haven't seen a real pair of naturals?

• 13:12Speaker 03

  No.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  The last two were fake.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, okay.

• 13:19Speaker 05

  Well, sorry.

• 13:19Speaker 03

  Cause like, she'll like, they'll stay stiff and shit, so.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 13:23Speaker 03

  Like she was jumping around.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  She'll do like a 50's dance?

• 13:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  What's going on with the shoulder? What, what do you mean?

• 13:31Speaker 05

  She was doing the grasshopper?

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  Are you?

• 13:37Speaker 06

  My hotel room?

• 13:39Speaker 05

  This is the weirdest strip club in town. It's like from the 50s. You also get a milkshake. That has a whole nother meaning.

• 13:46Speaker 04

  With the human sexuality thing, does that also apply with like women's taste in men?

• 13:51Speaker 05

  Yes, women have attraction templates as well.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  Okay, what's your? Are we sure? Because my attraction template is like confused.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so Khalyla and I dated, lived together for 10 years, dating.

• 14:03Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  Okay, so we start here, like cute Korean hat.

• 14:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm 5'3".

• 14:08Speaker 04

  And what are the other types I've dated?

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  You've dated, oh my god. So the one that you're dating now, can I explain?

• 14:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, you can explain.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  He's 6'4".

• 14:16Speaker 04

  No, he's not. He's a little shorter than that.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  6'2"?

• 14:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Right? How much does he weigh, though?

• 14:20Speaker 04

  250.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  250.

• 14:22Speaker 05

  So he's a linebacker?

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  He's huge.

• 14:25Speaker 06

  I'll give you a, what he, his comp.

• 14:26Bobby Lee?

  That's his comp.

• 14:27Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Right? So she went from, you know what I mean, minion.

• 14:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 14:33Speaker 06

  To grew.

• 14:34Bobby Lee?

  A yellow little minion, right? To, um, Jason Momoa.

• 14:38Speaker 04

  But, but I will say that, like.

• 14:41Bobby Lee?

  Look at the difference.

• 14:42Speaker 04

  Sexually, like, I don't.

• 14:45Speaker 06

  This is Khalyla's chart.

• 14:47Bobby Lee?

  That's her.

• 14:47Speaker 06

  Attraction template. That's her attraction template.

• 14:50Speaker 05

  Okay, that's, you, you.

• 14:53Speaker 05

  You run the spectrum. You run the spectrum.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she's also dated, can I explain?

• 15:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Rugby players, right, from Australia.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  Footy, yeah.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 15:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, the athletes.

• 15:09Bobby Lee?

  Athlete, Spanish professional soccer player.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  I've also dated a really short, fat cholo.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  Who was like my biggest, like, love.

• 15:17Speaker 05

  All right, you're, you're, you're confused.

• 15:21Speaker 05

  You're all over the spectrum here.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  But some women.

• 15:24Speaker 05

  But there's nothing wrong with that.

• 15:26Bobby Lee?

  Some women look at the attraction template with the personality traits.

• 15:31Speaker 04

  That's big for me.

• 15:32Speaker 05

  Oh, that's interesting.

• 15:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:34Speaker 05

  Well, but I think everybody in this room, like if you stopped and went, okay, there is a certain type that you gravitate towards. Or that you always, if you see them, you're gonna do a double take.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  Oh, I see.

• 15:45Speaker 05

  You know, and when you, even if, even if, I don't know what it is, but you, you, you may see something, you're like, oh yeah, that's, I wanna look at her, or I wanna look at him a little longer. That probably is a good indicator of who's in your, what your attraction.

• 16:00Speaker 04

  Do you ever find where, like, you wanna look at someone because they're obviously very, very attractive, but you, like, standardly attractive, but you don't feel like sexually attracted to them? Or is that just a woman thing?

• 16:13Speaker 05

  I think it's a woman thing.

• 16:16Speaker 06

  That's definitely a woman.

• 16:17Speaker 04

  I can look at someone and be like, wow, of course, like, they're objectively attractive.

• 16:22Speaker 05

  I can objectively look at someone and say, that person is beautiful.

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:26Speaker 05

  And I can do that about guys. I can look at a guy and say, that guy's handsome. I get why people react to these people.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Do you feel?

• 16:34Speaker 05

  But, yeah, but yeah, if it's a beautiful woman, it's very rare that I go, oh, isn't she just beautiful? And then go about my grocery shop.

• 16:44Speaker 06

  Ooh, butter's on sale.

• 16:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh, look, two for one. No, it's, there's usually another, another thought attached to it.

• 16:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say something else real quick?

• 16:53Speaker 04

  What?

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  I just realized, I like the, okay, so I like the cross-eyed thing, right? But I also like, um, the fish thing.

• 17:01Speaker 06

  What's the fish thing?

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  Like, if, like, if they, the Michael Shannon.

• 17:05Speaker 04

  Yes, he does.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, if the, if the eyes are at the temples, right?

• 17:09Speaker 04

  Brandy, Brandy.

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:10Speaker 05

  Wait, so you like them apart? But you said you liked them in?

• 17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just don't like them when they're normal, the normal spacing. You know what I mean?

• 17:17Speaker 05

  So you want some sort of variation?

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  Variation of the eyes.

• 17:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 17:21Bobby Lee?

  For some reason.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  Eyes.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:23Speaker 05

  Eyes are a big deal for you.

• 17:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, nose is too.

• 17:25Speaker 05

  Nose is too?

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of noses do I like?

• 17:29Speaker 04

  Well, mine is pretty romantic.

• 17:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that, yeah, that I could do too.

• 17:33Speaker 06

  He's doing a double take.

• 17:35Speaker 04

  That's part of his attraction spectrum.

• 17:37Speaker 06

  Double take, right there.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:38Speaker 06

  That's a double take.

• 17:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, for you, that's a double.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  I have another thing.

• 17:42Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 17:42Bobby Lee?

  Can I just tell you about my templates? You know what I mean? So the nose is, I like your type of nose.

• 17:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm Filipino, but this is not a Filipino nose.

• 17:51Bobby Lee?

  I know, but I don't like buttons.

• 17:53Speaker 06

  Come on, man.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:54Speaker 05

  You have a good nose.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that I could.

• 17:55Speaker 05

  My girlfriend has the same nose.

• 17:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  All right, so I like, you know, Abraham Lincoln-y.

• 18:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also, can I just say this? Um, because since we're in this topic, am I too spazzy right now?

• 18:06Speaker 06

  A little bit, yeah.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, because I just woke up and I downed a Red Bull.

• 18:10Speaker 06

  I can tell you.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  You go, Rob's here, and I just downed a Red Bull. Ran down the stairs. And then I try to sit there and talk to him like, what are you doing?

• 18:19Speaker 06

  I've never seen you sit so proper in the green room before.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm not fully awake yet, and I'm overcompensating with, I'm gonna have to drink some more.

• 18:27Speaker 05

  I swear to God.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna drink some more.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  We were in the green room, and he was so polite and so nice, but also so formal. I was like, I'm doing the show, not interviewing.

• 18:37Speaker 05

  Like, for job interview.

• 18:38Speaker 06

  I've never seen him do that before.

• 18:39Bobby Lee?

  I've never done that before.

• 18:40Speaker 05

  Well, that's, you're a gentleman.

• 18:42Bobby Lee?

  All right, so can I?

• 18:43Speaker 05

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• 20:36Speaker 00

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• 20:51Speaker 06

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• 20:59Bobby Lee?

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• 21:13Speaker 00

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• 21:13Bobby Lee?

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• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  So check it out, um, another, um, is height with me.

• 21:44Speaker 04

  This I know, yeah.

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because, um, my parents were so short, I dreaded it. Cause I, cause when you're a kid and you see your, both your parents and you know, you've, even as a kid, you kind of know how genetics work, right? So I knew.

• 21:57Speaker 05

  Well, you know, I came from them, I'm probably gonna turn out.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I know I'm gonna be 5'3".

• 22:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's pretty much, that's the, cause my parents were below 5'3".

• 22:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  So to me, it's like, if I can reach 5'3", 5'4", it's a miracle.

• 22:12Speaker 05

  Just before you started puberty, did you used to pray for height?

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yes. You, you, well, how, how tall is your dad?

• 22:21Speaker 05

  I used to pray for pubic hair.

• 22:22Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  You? That hair?

• 22:26Speaker 05

  No, no, I, I was, I was the late bloomer. I was the last guy in my class to go through puberty.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  All my friends were like, what's up? Big bones, structure. I mean, they were turning into men and I was still a prepubescent boy.

• 22:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:39Speaker 05

  Forever. And I was just, oh, serious, I was like, let me go through puberty. And then it finally happened and it.

• 22:46Bobby Lee?

  How old were you?

• 22:46Speaker 05

  It came crashing in.

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  How old were you?

• 22:48Speaker 05

  Uh, 15.

• 22:49Speaker 04

  Wow, that's pretty.

• 22:50Speaker 05

  Late.

• 22:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, late, yeah.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  So you might, you know my standard.

• 22:52Speaker 05

  But then, you know, the good thing was, I learned, uh, cause I, I was very curious about all this. And I was like, why, why is this happening? Why am I the last kid in this entire effing school to go through puberty last? And they, what I found was, it meant that I was in a safe home.

• 23:07Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something?

• 23:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  Can I say something?

• 23:11Speaker 04

  Did you ever go through a growth spurt where you were like?

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Can I say what I'm gonna say?

• 23:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, sorry, sorry, yeah.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Ask me the question after that.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, sorry.

• 23:15Bobby Lee?

  I'm so hyperactive right now. I'm just waiting to talk. Yeah, yeah, but I don't wanna be rude because we have a guest and a very important guest. So can I, in these times of openings, right? I need the opening.

• 23:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, thank you. But I like to take my time. All right, so I don't like to be rushed. What's going on today?

• 23:36Speaker 00

  I feel like your brain's going

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  I know. What is going on? I have so many thoughts.

• 23:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:41Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 23:42Speaker 05

  No rush.

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you want to do yours?

• 23:45Speaker 04

  Go ahead, go ahead Bobby.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  No, Hibe, do yours.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  Do yours Bobby.

• 23:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you. You know, I'm the, I'm the, this is my, you know, I'm the host.

• 23:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 23:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 23:53Speaker 03

  But I can agree with him. I can relate to him.

• 23:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can they do your relation first then?

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Well, I did grow up in a safe home too, so I didn't hit puberty until like seventeen.

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Seventeen?

• 24:04Speaker 04

  You didn't get pubed till seventeen?

• 24:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:06Speaker 05

  Oh, that's, that's super late. You now have the crown. Cause that is super late.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  And the first hairs were on your face, right?

• 24:13Speaker 03

  No.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  The mustache?

• 24:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, you got a mustache rocking and everything.

• 24:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  What's wrong?

• 24:19Speaker 05

  That's awesome. That's, that's, but that's late in the game. So you had a very safe home. That's good.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, my turn, my turn.

• 24:24Speaker 05

  That's off to your... Lay down, lay down Bobby, come on. Everybody's been cutting you off.

• 24:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, um, you know the joke I have, right? But you saw the joke, right? So on my special, I have a joke that I hadn't reached puberty. I didn't reach puberty until I was fifteen years old.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  But my dad saw me naked at fourteen. So for a whole year, he told any stranger that I hadn't reached puberty yet. So we were at the grocery store. My dad was, "My son Bobby, no hair." It's true.

• 24:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  My dad would say it, you know what I mean? The mailman, "Hi Mr. Like, Bobby, no hair."

• 24:59Speaker 05

  What?

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, he just would do it. He would tell any stranger, but I wanted to give you the punchline.

• 25:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:06Bobby Lee?

  Because it's gonna be my special, but when I see the punchline in the special...

• 25:09Speaker 04

  It's fine.

• 25:10Speaker 05

  Don't give it away, don't give it away.

• 25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I won't give it away.

• 25:11Speaker 05

  Cause I wanna see this special.

• 25:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 25:13Speaker 05

  Don't give it away.

• 25:13Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna see it. But anyway, I...

• 25:14Speaker 05

  I will!

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  But here's the thing. I grew up in a hostile home. So why is my puberty late?

• 25:26Speaker 04

  I don't think it has anything to do with hostility, just that you're like Asian. Like the hair growth is just, unless you're Filipino, because Filipinos, like, they're born with mustaches.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Could I tell you why?

• 25:37Speaker 04

  What?

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  I know that. Cause I was in the wrestling team in high school, Powi High. But our rivals, Panaskeidas, Mount Carmel, was at the time forty percent Filipino.

• 25:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  So the whole wrestling team, and I remember dreading fight, um, playing Mom Carmel is because everyone, it were kids.

• 25:57Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  All had full mustaches.

• 25:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:59Speaker 04

  Mustache.

• 25:59Speaker 05

  So I wrestled in my, and at high school.

• 26:02Bobby Lee?

  What way?

• 26:02Speaker 05

  One thirty-five and one thirty-eight, depending on what I.

• 26:06Bobby Lee?

  Ninety-eight, one oh-five.

• 26:07Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:08Speaker 05

  So I, the thing was though, I was a terrible wrestler. I didn't want to wrestle.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 26:12Speaker 05

  I broke my thumb playing football the last, uh, game of the season, and so I couldn't try out for basketball. But in my high school, if you wanted to play football, you had to do three sports. You had to do a sport every season. So I was like, what am I gonna do for winter? And they're like, you're a wrestler now. So I went out there and I got my butt kicked. Ever, I think I got tied in pretzels. These kids have been doing club wrestling.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:33Speaker 05

  You know, and I remember I, this is no joke. I went to the mat one time at a meet. And there was a, from Lawrence High School, this kid was just, I mean, he had these delts that went up to his ears and he, he looked like from that movie, um, uh, Vision Quest.

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:49Speaker 05

  He looked like the Swede or whatever.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 05

  And, uh, I was like, I, I literally said this, as we got to the mat, I go, I looked to the ref and I go, I think there's been a mistake.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:00Speaker 05

  I go, I'm in the one thirty-five and I, I think, and he goes, yeah, yeah, you're in the right place. And, and the guy, the guy heard me say it. It was like, I'm gonna murder you.

• 27:09Speaker 05

  And of course he did.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow.

• 27:11Speaker 05

  Murdered me.

• 27:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Whoa.

• 27:13Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  See, here's the thing.

• 27:14Speaker 05

  But that was my senior year. I had gained weight by then.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:17Speaker 05

  I'd gone through puberty.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  But I wrestle dudes probably like you. Because at the ninety-eight, one oh-five, sure, you'll get someone small.

• 27:25Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 27:26Bobby Lee?

  But then you'll get the super skinny white kid.

• 27:28Speaker 04

  The string bean.

• 27:29Bobby Lee?

  The string bean.

• 27:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:30Bobby Lee?

  Who's still the weight.

• 27:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  They were the worst to wrestle against.

• 27:33Speaker 05

  Well, is it because they bent in every direction?

• 27:35Bobby Lee?

  They bent in the direction.

• 27:36Speaker 05

  So you could almost have them in a, in a pin, but they would arch their back in the weirdest way possible?

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or you, you put them in a, like a leg lock.

• 27:43Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 27:43Bobby Lee?

  And you're on top of them, right? And you, I remember being too high above.

• 27:47Speaker 05

  How do you find, you are so good on the internet. How is this crap on the internet?

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  He's the best, man.

• 27:53Speaker 00

  What year was this?

• 27:54Speaker 05

  God.

• 27:55Speaker 00

  What was this? Why are you on the ground?

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me guess, eighty-nine?

• 27:57Speaker 05

  Uh, eighty-eight.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Eighty-eight, eighty-nine. Yeah, yeah, because you're a year older.

• 28:01Speaker 05

  Um, that is, I was on the, the pyramid, the human pyramid is from the high school radio station. And then the television station, I'm holding the video camera.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 05

  And then the rest is just dork pictures.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  And you say you're a senior?

• 28:15Speaker 05

  What's that?

• 28:16Speaker 03

  You're a senior?

• 28:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  They don't look like this no more. They look like-

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay, tell me, tell me what-

• 28:21Speaker 04

  He's right.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  I love your insights. Tell me what they used to look like and what they look like now. Thank you.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  This looks like us, you're eighteen, right, I assume?

• 28:29Speaker 05

  Uh huh, seventeen, seventeen.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  He looks like a grown man.

• 28:31Speaker 04

  A man.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  But kids nowadays, they don't look like this. Freshmen, they're like, like, short, like, five, five-three, and, uh- Look, they-

• 28:41Speaker 04

  Do you think that it's because? I do think-

• 28:43Bobby Lee?

  That's me doing improvs.

• 28:44Speaker 05

  I like it!

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Second year in high school.

• 28:47Speaker 04

  I hear what you're saying.

• 28:47Speaker 05

  You're looking good, man!

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  Tennis team.

• 28:49Speaker 05

  Yeah! You're a little athlete!

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, Filipino.

• 28:53Speaker 00

  You're Filipino, you're a Filipino athlete.

• 28:56Bobby Lee?

  Because I went to, like, go to the other photo, I went through a Filipino stage.

• 29:01Speaker 04

  Well, you just-

• 29:02Speaker 00

  We all, as we all do.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  As you all do.

• 29:04Speaker 00

  Rob, you look-

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  There's always a year you have to do it. You ever go through a Filipino stage?

• 29:07Speaker 05

  I, yes.

• 29:10Speaker 05

  Now that you mention it, yes.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but, um-

• 29:13Speaker 04

  Do you hear, are you familiar with that story of the Filipino Little League team that, like, won the World Little League Championships? And they were all, like, thirty-year-old men?

• 29:25Speaker 00

  They all tricked-

• 29:26Bobby Lee?

  No, no, really?

• 29:28Speaker 05

  I kinda believe that.

• 29:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:30Speaker 05

  I feel like-

• 29:32Speaker 05

  I feel like Filipinos are, they stay young forever, it feels like.

• 29:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:37Speaker 05

  They're so, they have this wonderful gene where they stay, they look young forever.

• 29:43Speaker 04

  But we, yeah, we conned the system and we won, so shout out Philippines.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Wait, did they get, the trophy was taken away, right?

• 29:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, eventually when they found out.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:53Speaker 00

  This is the team nineteen ninety-two.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:56Speaker 00

  Um, this is supposed to be like-

• 29:58Bobby Lee?

  Those are thirty-year-olds?

• 30:00Speaker 04

  No, they're like, uh, nineteen, twenty-

• 30:01Speaker 05

  It's supposed to be between, like, the ages of thirteen and sixteen?

• 30:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:05Speaker 00

  And these are all probably like eighteen, twenty-year-olds.

• 30:07Speaker 04

  No, I think they're, some of them were in, well into their twenties, Gil.

• 30:12Speaker 05

  That's wild.

• 30:13Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I think it's credible.

• 30:15Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 30:16Speaker 04

  I wanna do a comedy about this exact story.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  That'd be a-

• 30:21Speaker 05

  A version of the Bad News Bears, but with these guys. And all thirty of us smoking and drinking and at the clubs.

• 30:27Bobby Lee?

  He's a machinist.

• 30:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  And the coach approaches him.

• 30:30Speaker 00

  Dude, Rob.

• 30:31Bobby Lee?

  You look fourteen, right?

• 30:32Speaker 00

  Rob Riggle, Rob's the coach. Of the Filipino.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  Please, please.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna play that guy?

• 30:39Speaker 05

  Please look at the man.

• 30:40Bobby Lee?

  Rob, you're gonna play that guy?

• 30:42Speaker 05

  Yeah. All right, that's fine with, the guy with his hands in his pocket?

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy's shady, look at him.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  He does other things on the side.

• 30:49Speaker 05

  So many other things.

• 30:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a black market pineapple dealer.

• 30:54Speaker 05

  He's also a private investigator.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  He also is a kindergarten school teacher.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's amazing. The Philippines are rising.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  I, we've always been.

• 31:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:07Speaker 04

  Been by that.

• 31:08Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, I think you guys are rising.

• 31:10Speaker 04

  No, we're going through a revolution, really bad time right now, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  I just feel like they're just in my mind a lot.

• 31:17Speaker 05

  You feel like the Filipino people are ascending?

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think they're ascending.

• 31:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 31:22Bobby Lee?

  I, I think that there's a show, have you been, there's a show, have I talked about Physical One?

• 31:27Speaker 04

  Yes, yes.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but Physical Asia, it's on Netflix, you have to watch it, Rob.

• 31:34Speaker 05

  All right.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  It's a competition show.

• 31:36Speaker 05

  I gotta add that to the list, though.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, what have you been seeing lately that you like?

• 31:39Speaker 05

  I don't know, this is the thing, like, it's changing so fast.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:43Speaker 05

  I sit down, my girlfriend's like, you gotta watch this, you gotta watch this, you gotta, and I'm, and then, you know, friends tell me, have you seen this yet, have you seen?

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna throw things out, I'm gonna throw some things at you that people are.

• 31:52Speaker 05

  Oh, Perifial, I just started watching Perifial.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Perifial, what's that?

• 31:56Speaker 05

  It's, it's actually, it's kind of a sci-fi.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Pluribus?

• 31:59Speaker 05

  Cool.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  Is that the one on Apple?

• 32:02Speaker 00

  Pluribus?

• 32:03Speaker 05

  No, I think it's on Amazon.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 32:05Speaker 05

  I don't wanna, sorry if I'm wrong here, but it's called Perifial, and I'm enjoying it, I gotta say, I'm like, three episodes in, I'm like, okay, all right, you got me.

• 32:12Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 32:13Speaker 05

  So.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen?

• 32:14Speaker 05

  There it is, that's the one.

• 32:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 32:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen Pluribus?

• 32:18Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Look up Pluribus.

• 32:21Speaker 05

  Wait, like, E Elbroom for Pluribus, or whatever? What's that thing on the dollar bill, you know what I'm talking about, underneath the, around the?

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  This one.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  Is this good Bobby?

• 32:31Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we, I've seen it twice, the first two episodes. It's, um.

• 32:35Speaker 00

  It's the best pilot in a long time.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's, it's the Breaking Bad people. It's.

• 32:40Speaker 05

  Oh, I like it already.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  It's really good.

• 32:43Speaker 05

  See, that's the thing. It's like the television's gotten so good.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  It's gotten so good. There's so many great series.

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:48Speaker 05

  I really, I, I sincerely can't keep up.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me either. Like, I haven't seen Task. I remember, you watch Task. I never saw that.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  I'm so.

• 32:55Bobby Lee?

  And I saw the rabbit one with, uh, what's that one on, on Netflix that with, um, Jason Bateman? Oh, Black, yeah. Black Rabbit.

• 33:02Speaker 05

  Oh, I've heard that's amazing.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I heard that's amazing. Never saw it.

• 33:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, I haven't seen it yet.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  About movies? Did you see, um, Predator Badlands? Okay.

• 33:10Speaker 05

  I haven't seen, I haven't seen Jack Squat, and especially in the fall.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Good movie, Jack Squat.

• 33:17Bobby Lee?

  Part two is great.

• 33:19Speaker 05

  Jack Squat's about a young man who hasn't gone through puberty.

• 33:23Speaker 05

  In the fall, I only have time, literally, uh, for sports.

• 33:30Speaker 00

  What do you mean?

• 33:31Speaker 05

  I'm talking football, college football, professional football, October baseball, basketball started, hockey's in full swing. It's just, if I sit, if I have time to sit down, I generally take in some sort of game. And then, I, by the time I get to entertainment, I'm so, I'm so fucking old.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:51Speaker 05

  I'm so fucking old that I, I, within thirty minutes, I'm, I'm asleep. I'm asleep. And it's embarrassing as shit, cause then the next day I have to start over. I watch the same thirty minutes of every show, and then I'm asleep.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  So, I, I gotta start earlier.

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  We're in our fifties now.

• 34:06Speaker 05

  It cuts like a knife.

• 34:07Bobby Lee?

  It cuts like a fucking butter knife, man. Yeah. I'm gonna get specific with the knife, but my point is this, alright? Like, see this right here?

• 34:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  My left ear hurts.

• 34:17Speaker 00

  Raising your arm?

• 34:18Speaker 05

  Just by doing that?

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  Just by doing this.

• 34:19Speaker 05

  It's a circulation problem.

• 34:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:21Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 34:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, can I? I can't tell if that's real or not. No, no, it is. Is it? Yeah, yeah. Like, like, different movements hurt different parts of the body.

• 34:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, I told, I was telling, I was telling you in the green room.

• 34:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:36Speaker 05

  I was in New York last week and I stepped off the curb and pulled something in my hip, right here. This little hip flexor right here.

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:42Speaker 05

  And the rest of the day, I could barely get around the city.

• 34:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:45Speaker 05

  I was limping like I'd been shot.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  You hear a click.

• 34:48Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  And you know your day's ruined.

• 34:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm like, well, that's over. And then it's a matter of, and then it's pain management and how long is it gonna last?

• 34:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:55Speaker 05

  Because it's not a real injury, it's just something you pulled or tweaked. And so then you're like, I guess this, I'm gonna live with this for three or four days?

• 35:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's fucking terrible. I mean, so you're not there yet?

• 35:06Speaker 04

  Oh, my body is destroyed. I just had a baby.

• 35:12Speaker 04

  It's from, from top to bottom, destroyed and Bell's palsy.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, it's all fucked.

• 35:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  But the penis-

• 35:19Speaker 05

  You had the bells?

• 35:20Speaker 04

  Yeah. Did you have the bells?

• 35:22Speaker 05

  No, my mom did. And I remember, I felt so bad for her.

• 35:26Speaker 04

  Did it go away completely for her?

• 35:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, it went away.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  There you go.

• 35:30Speaker 05

  It does, but it's, it's, it's a thing and I, and it sucks, so I'm sorry.

• 35:36Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 35:37Bobby Lee?

  It goes away eventually, no?

• 35:38Speaker 05

  It does. It, it's the weirdest disease or ailment because it, it hits like a thunderbolt.

• 35:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  And then it lingers and then, like Kaiser Soze.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, Kaiser Soze.

• 35:52Speaker 04

  Kaiser Soze, throwback.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  What movie is that from? Huh? Kaiser Soze.

• 35:57Speaker 05

  I like the huh. That's a good stall. That's a good stall.

• 36:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, try it. You got this.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  The Karate Kid?

• 36:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, that was-

• 36:05Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 36:06Bobby Lee?

  Pat Marita's nickname. Kaiser Soze. Sensei Kaiser Soze. Yeah, your son. Yes, Kaiser Soze.

• 36:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good.

• 36:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:17Speaker 03

  I wake up with back problems too.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Okay, can we go back to Kaiser Soze? I think that was a good deflection.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  I want, I'm gonna go this way.

• 36:25Speaker 05

  It was so good though. What I loved, uh, uh, Jaime, was the, that's a quality male stall tactic. Huh?

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yes.

• 36:34Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 36:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:35Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 36:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:37Speaker 05

  And then that buys you an eat, because they have to repeat it. And it gives you, yeah, that's just.

• 36:42Bobby Lee?

  What about what?

• 36:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:43Bobby Lee?

  Why, why, why does, why, what's better, what or huh?

• 36:47Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 36:47Speaker 00

  What's dangerous, though, if you have a partner?

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so ask me something that I don't know, go ahead.

• 36:52Speaker 04

  Um, have you seen my purse?

• 36:53Speaker 05

  What?

• 36:54Speaker 04

  Oh, nothing.

• 36:55Speaker 05

  You did it pleasantly.

• 36:56Speaker 00

  You do it in such a like a.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, what do you mean?

• 36:58Speaker 00

  What do you mean? You did it like a minion.

• 36:59Speaker 04

  Okay, let me ask a more serious question.

• 37:00Speaker 05

  You were so, you were so sweet.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so I'm.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  I have to be. See my purse and you went.

• 37:04Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  I have to be do, wait, I have to be doing something, sorry, I have to be doing something.

• 37:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're reading a cookbook.

• 37:08Speaker 04

  Okay, here we go.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  No, not a cookbook, this is, I'm reading, um.

• 37:12Speaker 05

  The bible.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I don't want, can I choose my own?

• 37:14Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 37:15Speaker 00

  Can I choose my own?

• 37:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Man, Sun Also Rises.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:20Bobby Lee?

  Sun Also Rises by.

• 37:20Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Hemingway.

• 37:22Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 37:22Speaker 00

  Oh, my god.

• 37:23Speaker 05

  Heavy lifting.

• 37:25Speaker 04

  Did you go wash those dishes like I asked?

• 37:28Speaker 05

  What?

• 37:29Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 37:30Speaker 05

  That's so soft serve. You gave it, you was the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

• 37:34Bobby Lee?

  Cause I'm trying to equate the what to the huh.

• 37:36Speaker 05

  Alright, let me do it.

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. What are you reading now?

• 37:39Speaker 05

  Uh, this is.

• 37:41Speaker 00

  Bobby.

• 37:41Speaker 05

  For Who The Bell Tolls.

• 37:44Bobby Lee?

  Good, good choice.

• 37:45Speaker 04

  Okay, I, I got the question.

• 37:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:48Speaker 04

  Uh, happy anniversary?

• 37:50Speaker 05

  Huh?

• 37:53Speaker 00

  That's what it is. That's what it is. That's crazy to say the happy anniversary.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 37:59Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 38:00Speaker 00

  My wife.

• 38:01Speaker 04

  That hurt my feelings.

• 38:03Bobby Lee?

  I, oh, I thought the exercise was not to hurt their feelings.

• 38:06Speaker 05

  No, it's to stall for time.

• 38:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, but, I know, but that time that you stalled for?

• 38:11Speaker 05

  But now, when I went, when I.

• 38:12Bobby Lee?

  You fucked it up.

• 38:13Speaker 05

  When I went aggressive huh.

• 38:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:14Speaker 05

  Right, by doing that.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  Argument.

• 38:16Speaker 05

  Now she's on her heels going, what the fuck? I'm, I, is it, what was the anniversary question?

• 38:22Speaker 04

  Just happy anniversary?

• 38:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, happy anniversary. I said happy, and then, when I, then, now she's on her heels, and I get time to think. And I go, oh, yeah, honey, I have a happy anniversary, I was planning something special, I, I don't want to give away the surprise, but I was planning something special, you want me to tell you now? And then, no, keep it a surprise.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I'm seeing ya.

• 38:41Speaker 05

  And then you scramble like a madman to get something planned, quick.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, I see. Have you done that before?

• 38:48Speaker 05

  Aw, please.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. I know. So I was seeing, I was seeing a girl, right? And she, for like six months, she was dropping what she wanted. I completely forgot. It went, right? And then, so I'll just tell you what it was. It was these specific books, but like antiquey.

• 39:07Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 39:07Bobby Lee?

  You can't, you can't just go to Barnes and Nobles.

• 39:09Speaker 05

  Right, so these are like special, special.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Specialty books.

• 39:12Speaker 05

  Like, are we talking like ancient books, old books?

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not, we mean like the Dead Sea Scrolls. Oh, yeah.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  No, but like, like a hundred year old book that's leather bound.

• 39:21Speaker 04

  No, like think about a beloved series, but just a very special edition.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Hardcover, special edition.

• 39:26Speaker 05

  Like a E- Eastern Press type books?

• 39:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know. Like a grit.

• 39:30Speaker 05

  Shout out to Eastern Press and Ray Books.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Like a grit, spit, never quit? I know, we're, I know, we're, we're not there yet.

• 39:36Speaker 05

  Oh, but that was a great segue.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna, I know, it was a great segue. It's on the shop. I, I, okay. And we're gonna talk very in detail about it. You wanna do it now?

• 39:46Speaker 05

  No, it's your show, man.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, you're the guest. I'll do whatever you want to do.

• 39:50Speaker 05

  I'll follow your lead.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay, well. It was a teaser, it was just a teaser.

• 39:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:54Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 39:55Speaker 05

  He's just wetting the appetite.

• 39:56Bobby Lee?

  I like that a lot. I like that a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't even know what I was saying. The books, the books for the girls.

• 40:02Speaker 03

  Books for the girls, six months?

• 40:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:04Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:04Bobby Lee?

  You blew it.

• 40:05Speaker 05

  I still don't. She was dropping hits on anniversary.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know what it is. So, um.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  And so, two, like three days, then I find out and I'm like, oh my God, right? And you're just calling bookstores and like, you know, you know, um.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  Antique stores.

• 40:27Bobby Lee?

  No, not antique stores, actually.

• 40:30Speaker 03

  You said antique books.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  No, but they're, she just explained like limited edition, so they could, they could be brand new.

• 40:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, some know.

• 40:38Speaker 05

  It's okay, honey.

• 40:41Speaker 05

  I understand where you were going.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 05

  It's a logical leap.

• 40:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Speaker 05

  I get it.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  So, yeah.

• 40:46Speaker 03

  Did you get the books?

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I got them.

• 40:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  But then you're like, you know, um, first day delivery stuff, you know what I mean? So you have to pay extra. Oh, it's fine, you know what I mean? Yeah, but you know, I finally got it to her. And then one of them, I go, I ordered it, but you know, there's some sort of delay, you know what I mean? So then, but I lied. Now she's gonna hear it, but I don't care. But, uh, a week, so then a week later, they finally, I, they finally came. But anyway, yeah, what, I didn't even know why we got into that.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  Have you, have you ever said, hey, what do you want for your birthday? Or do you want for Christmas? Or what do you want for blah, whatever? And they hit you with something that's a little too pricey?

• 41:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:24Speaker 05

  And you go, oh, that's awesome. That's cool. Anything else?

• 41:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Wait, wait, wait.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  That's happened to you?

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:31Speaker 05

  Oh, please.

• 41:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:33Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, I mean, you just get pinched with, you get pinched with like watch requests or things and I'm like,

• 41:39Speaker 04

  That's,

• 41:39Speaker 05

  I'm like, god damn.

• 41:41Speaker 04

  That's a Bobby.

• 41:41Speaker 05

  I wouldn't even buy that for myself.

• 41:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:43Speaker 04

  That's Bobby to a T. If you ask him what he wants, he will tell you exactly what he wants and it's so expensive.

• 41:49Bobby Lee?

  But you've done it.

• 41:51Speaker 04

  I have done it, but with tears in my eyes.

• 41:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:54Speaker 05

  I guess, why not shoot for the works?

• 41:56Speaker 04

  I'm still paying for it in afterpay.

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, Rob, Rob, don't ask then. Don't ask, because if you ask, you shall receive.

• 42:03Speaker 05

  Okay, alright.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what I'm saying is, is that if you're asking me specifically, what do you want? I'm gonna tell you what I want.

• 42:11Speaker 05

  I, I need to take a lesson. I do need to take a lesson.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 42:14Speaker 05

  Cause I got this Midwest thing where, you know, if someone said, hey, you know, if my girlfriend has said, what, what do you want for your birthday or whatever? I go, honey, I, whatever you, I don't need anything. I'm good. Whatever you want, I trust you. It's, it's, whatever you give me is gonna be great. That would literally be my answer. But I need to start advocating for myself and say, I want a motherfucking Rolex now.

• 42:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:36Speaker 05

  Not later.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah. But now, what you're doing, did wrong there.

• 42:42Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 42:43Bobby Lee?

  May I teach you?

• 42:43Speaker 05

  Please, lay it down.

• 42:44Bobby Lee?

  You taught me so many things.

• 42:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  This, um, pod, about, you know, I mean, attraction, oh, that's a, but anyway, um, I know what you're calling, but, um,

• 42:51Speaker 05

  Attraction template?

• 42:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, whatever. Um,

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  so I'm gonna give you a little advice, okay?

• 42:56Speaker 05

  Lay it down.

• 43:02Bobby Lee?

  Ridge Wallet at Keychain.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  And Keychain.

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  You know, the future is here. You know, I always have a Ridge Wallet and I'll tell you why, man. The sleek design, right? You can fit your cards in there, your cash, right? It's sleek, made with premium materials like aluminum, titanium and carbon fiber.

• 43:24Speaker 00

  Yep, yep.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna show it right here in front of you guys.

• 43:27Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  It holds up to 12 cards plus cash.

• 43:29Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  Over 50 plus colors and styles to choose from. You can even get a wallet that features every NFL, MLB, MLB or college team. Perfect for holiday gifting, especially since Ridge is having their biggest sale of the year right now. Plus, all Ridge wallets have a new industry-leading Built For Life warranty. So if your wallet is lost or stolen, they've got you covered. Does it give you peace of mind knowing that all Ridge wallets have RFID-blocking technology, keeping you safe from digital pickpocketers? I'm telling you, Haime, what kind of wallet do you have?

• 44:02Speaker 03

  I don't have a wallet.

• 44:03Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So, I'm gonna give you a Ridge Wallet.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Right? I really am, alright? You're gonna, this is your wallet now, right? And in a couple of weeks from now, I'm gonna ask you, what's it like? And you're gonna have fabulous things to say about it.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 44:18Bobby Lee?

  So we got him one?

• 44:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, we'll give him one and we're all...

• 44:20Speaker 00

  We're all using them right now.

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're all using it.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  I feel left out. Hey, I'm gonna give you a Ridge Keychain.

• 44:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you, dude. That's mine, but anyway, thank you. Thank you so much, yeah.

• 44:30Speaker 00

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• 45:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:04Speaker 04

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• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  So, I want to give you a little advice, okay?

• 45:50Speaker 05

  Lay it down.

• 45:51Bobby Lee?

  It's, um, fuck, what was my advice? Oh, yeah. Okay, I know what it is. I know what it is. It's like, um, if they ask you, right, what I want, I still don't go, like, because I still look at their, you know what I mean, finances. You know what I mean? So if Jaime asks me what I want, that would, in my mind, not that you're not...

• 46:10Speaker 03

  Jaime, ask him. Just see what happens. What do you want for Christmas?

• 46:13Bobby Lee?

  Um, a bag of Doritos.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  Huh? Oh, huh.

• 46:19Bobby Lee?

  Because I don't know.

• 46:20Speaker 04

  Stalling?

• 46:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:21Speaker 03

  Stalling, stalling, nice.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, you know, I don't think that he can afford, you know what I mean, the things that, that she could probably afford.

• 46:30Speaker 05

  I understand. Bag of Doritos.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you, you know what I mean, if it's like Santino, for instance.

• 46:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 46:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  He, when he, he's so afraid to ask me because he knows he has to get it from me. And I know what he can afford.

• 46:43Speaker 05

  Right.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  So it's like higher, so you gotta put that in the equation.

• 46:46Speaker 05

  All right, so...

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  Right, so let's say I'm your, uh, anyway. I don't want to do another scene, but anyway.

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  But do you understand what I'm saying?

• 46:55Speaker 05

  I do.

• 46:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that has to be in it.

• 46:56Speaker 05

  You, you have to gauge who you're talking to.

• 46:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so when you're, when a, you know, somebody that you're seeing, a girlfriend or whatever, and you ask them, right, what they, they're probably looking at, oh, it's Ramiro. You know what I mean? So I can go highball.

• 47:10Speaker 05

  Oh, but, no, if you know him, you know you can't go highball.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 47:15Speaker 05

  People always think, there's a lot of, a lot of cheddar. There's not.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz you have kids and you know what I mean, you have a mortgage and all these things.

• 47:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, there's like, there's not that much, not that much walking around.

• 47:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I'm single, kind of, so, you know, I am single, I don't know what I am, but, um.

• 47:33Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 47:35Speaker 04

  You're in limbo somewhere.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm in limbo, you know what I mean?

• 47:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:38Speaker 03

  He's confused.

• 47:39Speaker 05

  But I hear, I do hear.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 47:43Speaker 03

  Right?

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say?

• 47:45Speaker 03

  He's going to rob me, right?

• 47:46Speaker 05

  I, I didn't say that, huh? Now, now do it, huh?

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 47:53Speaker 03

  Confused, right?

• 47:54Speaker 04

  Why are you looking at me?

• 47:55Speaker 03

  Why are you asking affirmation from everyone? Somebody said confused out there one time, so.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, you said it.

• 48:03Speaker 03

  Somebody said confused.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:05Speaker 03

  You said it, dude.

• 48:06Bobby Lee?

  That was forty-five seconds ago, that was you.

• 48:08Speaker 05

  Just back it up a couple of seconds.

• 48:11Speaker 05

  Confused, you decided.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what do you mean by confused?

• 48:17Speaker 03

  Cuz you don't know what relationship you're in right now, right? Or.

• 48:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:21Speaker 03

  Situation.

• 48:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very good, that's all I want, is a little explanation.

• 48:25Speaker 03

  Limbo.

• 48:26Bobby Lee?

  Limbo's good.

• 48:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:27Speaker 03

  You said limbo.

• 48:28Speaker 04

  No, I said limbo.

• 48:29Bobby Lee?

  She said limbo. Yeah.

• 48:31Speaker 04

  And he agreed with limbo, and then you said confused, and he does not agree with that.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:35Speaker 03

  Isn't limbo and confused the same thing?

• 48:37Speaker 05

  No.

• 48:38Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  It's like the death.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  Confused is confused, where you don't know what you wanna do, limbo is when you're almost paralyzed. You're frozen.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  Kind of in between.

• 48:50Speaker 05

  Is how I would break it down.

• 48:52Bobby Lee?

  You're in the gray space.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  Well, Cuz South Park, they had an episode.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 48:56Speaker 05

  Break it down for me.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Oh, Rob wants to hear this. So in South Park, there's an episode where, uh, Michael Jackson is in limbo and he doesn't wanna go to the, to the heaven or.

• 49:06Speaker 05

  Oh, that's like purgatory.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 49:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:09Speaker 05

  He's, he's in limbo. He's, he's, he's suspended.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:13Speaker 05

  In limbo, meaning he's not coming or going.

• 49:15Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, kind of limbo, like the indecision, but purgatory is in between heaven and hell.

• 49:20Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 49:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:21Bobby Lee?

  Would you like to be in purgatory?

• 49:23Speaker 03

  No, cuz I just accept that I'm dead, right?

• 49:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:27Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna lingo, like, just.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  You'd be like that angry.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  You're not gonna lingo?

• 49:34Speaker 05

  That angry spirit in the movie Ghost.

• 49:37Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 49:38Speaker 05

  Taught Patrick Swayze how to flick a coin, you know?

• 49:42Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 49:43Speaker 05

  The angry guy who's.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  I love your references.

• 49:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, he goes, uh, I, I, they pushed me in front of the train. Clearly, he jumped.

• 49:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think that's the legend. If you commit suicide, you're stuck in purgatory.

• 49:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:55Speaker 05

  Wasn't that the word on the street?

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  It is the word on the street. You have really good movie references.

• 49:59Speaker 05

  I keep it really fresh and young.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  I know, because I do, I know, because I do references about like.

• 50:06Speaker 03

  He does the same thing.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do the same thing. You know, in Yohimbo.

• 50:11Speaker 05

  Of course, go on.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  In the Twelve Angry Men. Yeah, like, my references are so dated. I should jack it up, right? My, you know? You know, in the movie Prey?

• 50:22Speaker 05

  There we go.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  That's better. Is that too old even?

• 50:24Speaker 04

  But I think the older the movie, the more people will generally understand, because there weren't not as many, like, hits back then. Like, you had time in between great movies. Now, it's like, there's just too much. It's too obscure.

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  Prey, you'd be like, ah, what?

• 50:39Speaker 05

  Well, you also went to the, the movie theater.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  It doesn't anymore. I think all the great, there's a lot of great movies, but it's all, uh, you're watching it at home.

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 50:48Speaker 05

  The shared experience of watching movies is kind of gone.

• 50:50Bobby Lee?

  But Predator's Badlands, I went to the theater.

• 50:53Speaker 03

  I went to watch it, too.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  What'd you think?

• 50:56Speaker 03

  I don't know. Oh, he's a limbo. He's a limbo.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  You're a limbo?

• 50:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Purgatory limbo.

• 51:02Speaker 03

  I don't know. What do you think? Honestly?

• 51:04Bobby Lee?

  That you're, I think you're in purgatory.

• 51:08Speaker 03

  No, the movie.

• 51:11Speaker 03

  Because it's always the same concept, like.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  No, that's absolutely.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  I didn't expect the.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's absolutely not true.

• 51:20Speaker 03

  You don't think so? Like?

• 51:20Bobby Lee?

  No, no, I'm gonna.

• 51:21Speaker 03

  The son is always, there's always a winkling, and he's got to prove to his dad.

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  I think, I think it's a trope, but I, I just think that here's, you watch any, what's, how many Predator movies have you seen?

• 51:34Speaker 05

  I'm not that deep into Predator.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  Do you see the original?

• 51:37Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  That's the only one?

• 51:39Speaker 05

  Pretty much.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:41Speaker 05

  And it was probably in the theater, like, a long time.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember the concept of the movie?

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 51:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:47Bobby Lee?

  So, uh.

• 51:48Speaker 05

  I like when he rips spinal cords out.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 51:50Speaker 05

  Love that.

• 51:50Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 51:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, I'm gonna, um, not that I'm, I mean. That deep into the lore of Predator, but I've seen a lot of the movies. So generally, the movies, you don't know much about, you know what I mean? The Yucja. You should see the movie?

• 52:08Speaker 03

  Not yet.

• 52:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Predator.

• 52:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:10Bobby Lee?

  You don't know much about them. It's basically, you know, I mean, people being chased by the thing.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  Right.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  And you know it, all the things.

• 52:19Speaker 05

  And he's a really good hunter.

• 52:20Bobby Lee?

  Great hunter. It's in the culture, right? Um, the, um, cloaking.

• 52:25Speaker 05

  Yeah. And he comes to Earth to hunt. It's his hunting ground.

• 52:29Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 52:30Speaker 05

  And he enjoys it. He's got stealth mode.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  Uh, and he's a pretty, pretty bad dude.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  So I want, I'm gonna give you some suggestions if you may, if I may.

• 52:38Speaker 05

  Lay it down. I've got, keep a list.

• 52:40Bobby Lee?

  Right, so Prey, it was a movie. It's, I think it's on Amazon? Or no, no, it's on Hulu.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  Hulu, yeah.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  And, um, it's when, um, the predators first came to Earth. So it's native kids.

• 52:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Fighting the predator, which is ama- it's an amazing.

• 52:55Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  It's so good. And it's the same director.

• 52:58Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 52:58Bobby Lee?

  Predator Badlands.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Right, Trachtenberg, right? Is his name? Dan Trachtenberg? Yeah. This guy is an incredible director, right? So he did the movie called Prey. I, I would highly recommend you watch it.

• 53:08Speaker 05

  So he, uh, the predators come back.

• 53:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:11Speaker 05

  And they're, they're hunting, like, uh, native, meaning like Native American, like Indian?

• 53:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. American native people.

• 53:20Speaker 05

  American native.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:22Speaker 05

  I don't even know, call them in prehistoric times. Is it prehistoric? Is it set in prehistoric times?

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I'm talking about like, it's a prequel, so it's like seventeen hundred, eighteen hundred.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  It's old, old.

• 53:32Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty old. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, great movie.

• 53:36Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  But Predator Badlands is from the perspective of them. So he's the, um, anti, now, I don't even call anti-hero. He's the hero.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Protagonist.

• 53:47Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Right? And so it shows his relationship with his family.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Right? What?

• 53:54Speaker 03

  That's interesting.

• 53:55Bobby Lee?

  It's interesting. And he has to do something with his, for his family to get back into the family. Is pretty much the premise of the movie.

• 54:04Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And it's really cool because you, you don't know the culture of them. You don't know the family dynamics. You never knew in the past, right? And you get insight into why they are the way they are, I think.

• 54:17Speaker 05

  Is there, is there any dialogue?

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  There is. Yes.

• 54:21Speaker 05

  How's it, how's it working?

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Um, the Yookja speak, um.

• 54:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the language.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  And, and there's always, I, I, I, I forget.

• 54:31Speaker 05

  It's a little, it's like a drunk Klingon.

• 54:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You a Star Trek fan?

• 54:36Speaker 05

  I mean, I, I don't say no.

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  But you never say yes.

• 54:39Speaker 05

  I say yeah. I say yeah.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 54:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:42Bobby Lee?

  So yeah, the Yookja, and then, um, Ellie Fanning plays an android. You know what I mean? From the big, um, corporation from Earth. And, um, it's an adventure between this Yook, this little Yookja Predator. He's actually pretty big, but, um, in his family, he's the smallest, he's the runt.

• 55:01Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 55:01Bobby Lee?

  And, um, this, this android who's split in half. And they run into another creature that follows them around. I think it's a really, really good movie.

• 55:11Speaker 05

  Good. I can't wait to see it. You're turning me on to it.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did I just convince you that was good?

• 55:15Speaker 03

  I didn't say it was bad.

• 55:17Speaker 05

  You had a tone, Jaime.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, thank you. Didn't, no, you can make fun of him.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  No. Oh, yes, you can.

• 55:25Speaker 05

  No, I can't.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  No, you gotta, you gotta learn this guy.

• 55:28Speaker 03

  I didn't say like, I liked it. I enjoyed it.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:31Speaker 03

  It was fun.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Especially that little creature.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's what I just said.

• 55:35Speaker 03

  That was a comic.

• 55:36Speaker 05

  Well, I'm, you know, sometimes, as of, as of recently, I have not, uh, and when I say recently, I mean, like the last 10 years. I haven't really dove into sci-fi or anything. I've been more focused on like dramatic.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  War movies.

• 55:48Speaker 05

  And, and comedic.

• 55:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, comedic.

• 55:50Speaker 05

  The two things that I really love. But watching this peripheral stuff, kind of lit my fuse again on the sci-fi thing, if it's somewhat grounded. So, and your pitch just now on Predator kind of whetted my appetite for it. So I might have to check it out.

• 56:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, um, it's not, it's not grounded in any kind of reality.

• 56:09Speaker 05

  What?

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying.

• 56:12Speaker 06

  You lost him.

• 56:13Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying, it still has.

• 56:14Speaker 05

  Fuck it.

• 56:15Bobby Lee?

  These devices that are very.

• 56:17Speaker 05

  I'm out.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  These. Okay. So you can't watch like, if there was a movie about Klingons, you know what I mean?

• 56:24Speaker 05

  I could tell, I could tell.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  You could do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:26Speaker 05

  I enjoy that.

• 56:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I enjoy it. The adventure of it.

• 56:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, I need a good one.

• 56:30Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 56:31Speaker 05

  Bad ones are really hard to watch.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, of course they are.

• 56:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 56:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. The bad, yes, I mean?

• 56:37Speaker 03

  Nothing, I was just burping.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:40Speaker 06

  You have to reveal that. That's crazy.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  All right, so let's, so you wrote a book.

• 56:45Speaker 05

  Hey.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Can I get, can I grab the book?

• 56:47Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I did.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 56:49Speaker 05

  Ooh.

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Nice catch.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Rob Riggle, Grit, Spit and Never Quit.

• 56:55Speaker 04

  I love that cover.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  A Marine's Guide to Comedy and Life. So this is a life story?

• 57:00Speaker 05

  This is a memoir.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  A memoir, I mean.

• 57:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh my God, that's you in the military.

• 57:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:06Speaker 06

  It was good.

• 57:06Bobby Lee?

  As a Marine.

• 57:07Speaker 05

  I was sailing to Liberia.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  My God, and.

• 57:10Speaker 05

  To evacuate the embassy there.

• 57:12Speaker 06

  Oh, damn.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow. May I ask you a question about it?

• 57:14Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  At that time, hold, are you?

• 57:17Speaker 05

  Uh, that, I am 25.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  25. Were you doing any sort of comedy then?

• 57:25Speaker 05

  Uh, none.

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  No comedy?

• 57:27Speaker 05

  None.

• 57:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:28Speaker 05

  I just knew I loved it.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  You loved comedy.

• 57:30Speaker 05

  I was a fan of comedy.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  And did any of your, um, comrades, do you, is that what you call them?

• 57:34Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, Marines.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:37Speaker 05

  Fellow Marines.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:38Speaker 05

  Comrades are very communistic.

• 57:40Speaker 06

  Very communist.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I lean communist, you know what I mean? Go Zoron. But anyway, um.

• 57:48Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, um, so any of your comrades, did they ever go, hey Rob, you should do comedy?

• 57:55Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, a couple of them did.

• 57:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, I mean, I, uh, you know what it's like when you're in a friend, a friend group, you know? You crack wise, you have fun, you do impersonations, you do bits.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:07Speaker 05

  And, yeah, people would say, eh, you're funny, you ought to do that.

• 58:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow. And so at any point in this, uh, marine journey?

• 58:14Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  You know, um, did you, in your mind, you were like, I'm gonna do it one day? Or was that?

• 58:19Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do know?

• 58:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, so it was weird is, so I was, uh, when I was in college, I was a theater and film major and I, I, I, uh. I was a fan of comedy. I just loved, I could quote almost every comedy from the eighties, chapter and verse movie was.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  Young Frankenstein.

• 58:37Speaker 05

  Um, what's that?

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  Young Frankenstein, do you like that movie?

• 58:39Speaker 05

  Oh, my God. It's, it's.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  It's like one of the best.

• 58:41Speaker 05

  It's one of the best.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  It's best.

• 58:42Speaker 05

  Um, but also all the comedies from the eighties, Stripes, uh.

• 58:46Bobby Lee?

  Loved them.

• 58:46Speaker 05

  Meatballs.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 58:48Speaker 05

  Ghostbusters, Three Amigos. I mean, just go down the list of all the great comedies from the eighties and nineties, and I, I loved them all. But, um, I, I just didn't think it was real. I just didn't think it was like.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Tangible.

• 59:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was like, I, I was, I went to the University of Kansas. I'm a kid from the Midwest. I knew nobody in show business. I didn't even know what to begin. I just knew what I liked, right?

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:10Speaker 05

  I remember when I was a kid, I saw Eddie Murphy's Delirious and thought it was one of the greatest things I ever saw, right? And I was like, the next day at school, I was quoting it, you know, for the other kids in the class. And I just loved that.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Never seen anything like it back then.

• 59:22Speaker 05

  Right. And so I, but I didn't know, I, there was no link to how to get there. And so, uh, when I graduated college, I had my pilot's license and I, and, uh, so I, I got a guaranteed flight contract with the Marine Corps. And I thought, well, as a theater film major, I'm going to be a waiter, or I'm going to be Top Gun. I thought Top Gun sounded better.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:42Speaker 05

  So that's what I did. I went to, uh, uh, flight school and, and was working my way through it. But when I realized, um, once I pinned my wings on, uh, they got me for eight years from the time you pin them on. So I would have been in for almost two and a half years at that point. It would have been 10 and a half years I'm in. I would only have nine more years to retirement. So then I was like, shit, I might as well stay. I wouldn't be getting out is what I'm saying.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:00:06Speaker 05

  So then I said, well, I think there was something inside me. I had a friend of mine who went to Chicago and was doing stuff at, um, at the Improv Olympic in Second City up there. And he was like, Rick, oh, this is what we did in college. He goes, uh, it's called improv. It has a name and, and you're better at it than most of these people. I'm telling you, you should do this.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  It's called improv.

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  Has a name. Yeah, yeah, to us, it was just a big fuck around. Yeah.

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Fascinating.

• 1:00:31Speaker 05

  And but it had a name. It was called improv. So so he got in my ear at the right time. And I remember I was I was down in flight school in Corpus Christi, Texas, Naval Air Station Corpus Christi, Texas. And I had just finished primary and intermediate. And I got helicopters and I was going back to Pensacola and I was going to start doing that.

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  And I I decided that if I switched to the ground side, became a ground officer, I would no longer have to that that long of a commitment. And I could actually go move to Chicago and study Second City and and try this thing. So I finally kind of got the cojones to do it. I don't know why. I had never been on stage. I had never done anything. But I I went to the beach and I had a book I was reading and I wrote in the back of the book, if I quit flight school, it's got to count. It's got to matter. So what am I going to do? So number one, I wrote, I'm going to get on Saturday Night Live. And that was in September of 94. And in September of 2004, almost to the day, I got a call from Lorne Michaels asking me to join Saturday Night Live.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  So it was a long, long time. I mean, and in that 10 years, I had to get myself from Corpus to to North Carolina. I had to go finish up my my time on the ground side in North Carolina. I got to New York somehow. That's a whole nother story. You can read about it in the book. Then then I joined the UCB. I tried stand up first in New York and I fucking hated it. I sucked. It was terrible. It was the most scary thing I've ever done in my life. You know, and then found UCB and worked my way through that for about seven years. And then I got a break. The first job I ever got was Saturday Night Live.

• 1:02:12Bobby Lee?

  My God, were you nervous?

• 1:02:14Speaker 05

  Terrified.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:15Speaker 05

  Terrified.

• 1:02:16Bobby Lee?

  Terrified.

• 1:02:16Speaker 05

  I mean, I was so green to show business. I didn't know how anything worked.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Speaker 05

  And I just assumed it was like the Marines. Everybody's honest. Everybody does their job. If they say they're going to do something, they're going to do it. You can count, you know, if someone gives you their word, it's going to happen. I had a lot to learn.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:02:33Speaker 05

  A lot to learn.

• 1:02:34Bobby Lee?

  When I got on Mad TV.

• 1:02:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

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• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  At the end of the year, I found out, and it...

• 1:04:15Speaker 05

  And I auditioned for that, too.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, did you really?

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I didn't get it.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it would've been amazing if you were on it. But I found out at the end of my first year, I cried over this. I found a tape of...

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  All my, they recorded all my table reads because I was so bad and they would laugh about it behind my back.

• 1:04:34Speaker 05

  Oh, that's terrible.

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That was my, you know, and I was bad. I, I couldn't.

• 1:04:40Speaker 05

  Well, we all are in the beginning.

• 1:04:41Bobby Lee?

  I couldn't even read. I was so nervous. I couldn't even get through a sentence without stuttering or fucking up a word. Like, I remember one time a word was shi-taki. I said, shit take.

• 1:04:56Speaker 05

  Oh, I've, I've mispronounced words at table reads.

• 1:04:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:59Speaker 05

  It's the worst.

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  And I, I felt like I was drowning every week and I was like, I got to the point where I was like, please fire me. Because I, every, I couldn't sleep.

• 1:05:09Speaker 05

  Yeah. The, the nerve, it is a shocking, it's shocking to the system.

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:14Speaker 05

  And if, and for me, I, I mean, I was still, I had been doing stuff on stage at the UCB for many years.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:21Speaker 05

  But I had never been that, I hadn't been in the front of the camera that often. And then live TV, live to live, where you're reading off cue cards and you only see one cue card at a time. You know, and they're, and the way it works on SNL is the, the host is always in black. And then everybody else has a color code. So like if Tina and Amy and I were in a scene, Tina would have brown ink. She, Amy might have blue and I would have green.

• 1:05:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:45Speaker 05

  And, and you're color coded, right? So, so I would be looking for green. And they would change the dialogue. They would change because, you know, the, the band went too long, so we had to make cuts. It's on the card.

• 1:05:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:05:56Speaker 05

  And then you're going live, yeah. And you're going live and then all of a sudden, you're reading the card and you're keep looking to see what they cut. And then they reveal it and you're like, oh, that's me. Uh, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. And then, oh, where's the rest of that line? It's gone. Oh, shit. Where are we going now? What's happening now? And it's all happening, you know.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my.

• 1:06:14Speaker 05

  It was terrifying.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  Terrifying, terrifying.

• 1:06:16Speaker 05

  Terrifying.

• 1:06:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:17Speaker 05

  So, um, but Horatio says, so I sat next to, I'll tell a little story. I sat next to Horatio at the table reads, right?

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:27Speaker 05

  Horatio was hilarious because that the year I joined, I was the only guy hired.

• 1:06:31Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:06:31Speaker 05

  I was the only guy in that freshman class.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Was there?

• 1:06:33Speaker 05

  Past of fifteen.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  Were there, who were the ladies that were hired?

• 1:06:36Speaker 05

  Uh, nobody was hired.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  You were the only one hired?

• 1:06:39Speaker 05

  Only guy hired.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:06:41Speaker 05

  So, uh, but her, so I sat next to Horatio at the table read and I would get nervous, you know, because the, I know the sketch is coming up or one that I wrote is coming up or, oh God, you know, so he could tell like I would be fine and then I, he could see that I would turn into a ball of nerves. And he's a fantastic artist.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 1:06:59Speaker 05

  And he would draw me, he could draw a really good me with like big eyebrows and stuff, but he would draw these hilarious pictures. And I wouldn't know, I wouldn't see it because I'd be in my own head, I'd be over trying to pre-read sketches and stuff and all this stuff. And he was as cool as a cucumber because he was like, whatever. But he, right before I'd get ready to read, he would just take it and slide it over to me and it would always be me getting fucked by an alien.

• 1:07:30Speaker 05

  And it would be like this big alien dick going through the back of, in my mouth and out the back of my hand or whatever. And the head would be exploding.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 1:07:37Speaker 05

  And it would be the most shot, but it was so graphic and so well drawn that

• 1:07:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:07:41Speaker 05

  I would see it, I would fucking die laughing every time because he found new ways to just do that shit.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  And he did it to make you calm?

• 1:07:48Speaker 05

  Yes, he was, he was doing it to calm me down and get me relaxed.

• 1:07:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  Uh, and it always made me laugh. It always put me in a good place, you know? And, um, so I was, I'm always very grateful to Horatio. He was a, he's a good man.

• 1:07:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I find, I find that there's two types of people, people like us.

• 1:08:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

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• 1:08:46Speaker 05

  I don't know if that comes from, uh, super confidence in their abilities or just an ignorant bliss.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz I think like delusion does take you really far.

• 1:08:56Speaker 05

  Uh huh, it can. I've seen guys that are out there and they're just big dick energy and you're like, really?

• 1:09:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:03Speaker 05

  You know, okay, I guess.

• 1:09:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  But, you know, if they do it.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  We have little dick energy.

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  If they, if they do it.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:10Speaker 05

  But if they do it right, they can get you to buy into it, you know, you're like, I guess I'll go with this guy.

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what is that? But they're born with it?

• 1:09:19Speaker 04

  No, we were beaten.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's right, by our parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember, I remember. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we were beaten.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  We weren't allowed to just be.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  So do you think that like, um, if I wasn't beaten and molested and stuff, right?

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  And pounded, and pounded. You know what I mean? Anyway, um.

• 1:09:39Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  That I would be, do, do you think I would get into, I would have gotten into comedy?

• 1:09:43Speaker 04

  You'd have a little bit more like audacity. You'd have a little bit more like

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Flair.

• 1:09:48Speaker 04

  self-belief, I think.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have no belief.

• 1:09:51Speaker 04

  That gets beaten out of you, that self-belief.

• 1:09:53Speaker 05

  You have enough belief. You've made it this far pretty well. So you got, you got something inside you.

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  He beats himself up more than anyone I've ever met.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  But I do it in spite of. Here's the thing, I go through all the fears and the anxiety and the fucking self-abuse.

• 1:10:08Speaker 05

  Right, but you still got enough.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  But I still will show up.

• 1:10:11Speaker 05

  But you still got it.

• 1:10:13Speaker 05

  But that's the thing, though. You still got enough moxie to go the last 10 feet.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  Meaning from the wings to the microphone.

• 1:10:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:20Speaker 05

  That last 10 feet is the, it's, it's the lonely walk of a comedian.

• 1:10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  And not many people make it. Where they, where you go from offstage to the center where you grab the mic.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  That last 10 feet, that's the courage walk right there.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:33Speaker 05

  And you got it. So you can beat yourself up, you can be insecure. That's probably what makes for good comedians, is all of those phobias, all those fears, all those anxieties, cuz everybody has them. But if you complete the walk, if you, if you take all that and still finish and get from the wing to the mic, you, you deserve to be there.

• 1:10:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the, I, I vote, I agree, and I, I think that, um, that's the, people go, God, you're, you're talented, or these are things, and that, that might be true, but, um. Although I even doubt that sometimes, but yeah. But the one thing that I've always done is I'll make that walk.

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Here's, here's how I look at um my life, okay? Well, like especially stand up and stuff. People will go, how was that show last night? You mean the war? I don't view it as a show. You, you remember, like.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  It's a combat sport for you.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, to me it's a war. And, and like he's been backstage.

• 1:11:32Speaker 00

  His groomer, green rooms are not enjoyable.

• 1:11:36Speaker 00

  It's not the, you see on TV all, we're kicking it, it's like him stressed out about himself.

• 1:11:39Speaker 04

  You know, you see the sun bear at the San Diego Zoo just doing sad little circles pacing around.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's him.

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  Um, he's just, he's not where he's supposed to be. That's like Bobby just sweating, cursing at everyone.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't curse at people, what are you talking about?

• 1:11:54Speaker 05

  But I do hear this, alright, I hear what you're saying.

• 1:11:57Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about, Willis?

• 1:11:59Speaker 05

  One of the things I used to do when I was doing stand up uh was uh I learned this all about physiology. The physical body.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, I love the science.

• 1:12:07Speaker 05

  And um, you know, you gotta move your body, you know, you get that, one, it gets the anxiety out of your body.

• 1:12:13Bobby Lee?

  God, I love it.

• 1:12:14Speaker 05

  And so, and also it gets your, your mind-body connection going, so I would walk. And I would do a intentional, I would do a goofy walk where I would, you know, walk like this. And I would take big strides and I would, I would pound my feet and I would flex, you know, I would do all this weird looking shit. Like if someone saw me, they'd be like, what the fuck is this guy's problem? But it got all of that shit out of me. And so by the time I got to the stage, I was feeling connected, I was feeling good. I, I didn't have the shaky hands, like it was all good.

• 1:12:45Bobby Lee?

  That's what I was, that's what I've been doing.

• 1:12:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Do I not do that?

• 1:12:48Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  It works.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:49Speaker 05

  It really works, it's a good technique.

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:52Speaker 05

  And, and I, I think highly of it. But you shouldn't beat yourself up, I mean, that's easier, easier said than done.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  It's not.

• 1:12:58Speaker 05

  But, oh, I know what I was gonna say. So you, you go through this hell, pre-show hell.

• 1:13:04Speaker 05

  You get on stage and you do your stuff, right? And it fucking kills, right? That's, that's the juice, right? That's what keeps you, that's what sets, that's what allows you to come back the next night.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:13:17Speaker 05

  Because if you went out there and ate shit and everybody said, fuck you, stop, I hate you. Okay, then you, it would be a matter of time you wouldn't be coming back anymore.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:24Speaker 05

  But they love you. And so you get that, when you get that, that's what allows you to overcome, I think, right?

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but also here's another thing, Rob, if I, if I may, in a joke.

• 1:13:34Speaker 05

  Please.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Um, is that, um, my comrade.

• 1:13:38Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:13:41Speaker 05

  Just go with friend.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  Buddy, cow. Yeah, um, is even if it's not going well on there, which is, you know, there's been, remember like the first shows in San Francisco were tough. It, I mean tough, the toughest I've seen.

• 1:13:59Speaker 05

  No one starts out killing it, I don't think. You all have, everybody.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  This is two weeks ago.

• 1:14:06Speaker 05

  Go on.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  This is nothing, this is two weeks ago. The, cause I did a Tuesday, Wednesday.

• 1:14:13Speaker 05

  But you were prepping for a special.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:15Speaker 05

  Okay, that's different.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  So I had to enter, there was some stuff that I had to put in there.

• 1:14:18Speaker 05

  That, that's totally different.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  But even when it was tough and I was like, oh, this is a tough room. I've, I think I've, cause twenty years ago, if they were tough, I, I would be dying on the inside. Like it would be like, I gotta do something to change this. And I've shifted into, I don't care.

• 1:14:39Speaker 05

  You can breathe in the uncomfortable.

• 1:14:41Bobby Lee?

  It's weird.

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  No, it's not weird.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what happened.

• 1:14:44Speaker 05

  It's, it's an awesome sign, uh, uh, for you as a, as a performer, it means you're maturing and you're, you're getting into that space that takes forever to get to. It's a great thing.

• 1:14:53Bobby Lee?

  But it took me thirty years to get there.

• 1:14:55Speaker 05

  Sometimes it takes that long. There was a time when in improv or in an acting scene,

• 1:15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:02Speaker 05

  If there was silence, I would, I could feel the flush. I could feel the rush and, and I've learned how to live in it now.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:10Speaker 05

  Where I let it breathe.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:11Speaker 05

  I let it take its course.

• 1:15:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:13Speaker 05

  I don't panic anymore.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:15Speaker 05

  And, and in those moments, you find gold and magic and all kinds of wonderful.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:19Speaker 05

  But, oh, you think it didn't take a decade and a half or two decades to get over that?

• 1:15:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:24Speaker 05

  It took a long time to get there.

• 1:15:26Bobby Lee?

  Or when I used to do a, I would do a scene in a movie or whatever.

• 1:15:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  And in my peripheral, I'll see video village.

• 1:15:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? So I'll do the line that I thought was.

• 1:15:36Speaker 05

  You're checking in with them.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but in probably I can see them. And so I'll do the line that I think is gonna be the funny line. And I'll say it. And then in my peripheral, I'll see people go.

• 1:15:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And, and I used to fuck me up.

• 1:15:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But now in that scenario, I was like, okay, you know.

• 1:15:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:56Bobby Lee?

  They'll give, they'll give me a note.

• 1:15:57Speaker 05

  Exactly. They'll tell me if we need to do it again.

• 1:15:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:00Speaker 04

  I, I have a question about that decision, that moment when you decided, okay, like I, I can either become a pilot, have this great career, live in the safety of this career to, you know what? I'm gonna take this big leap into the completely other side of this, which is not just any old career. It's entertainment. It's like.

• 1:16:22Speaker 05

  It's a life in the arts. I don't know, like, I don't know if there's a one silver bullet answer, you know, to this. But I think it was, um, I think it was, there was something inside me that just believed I could. It was a belief. And then when my friend kinda confirmed it for me, it was like, I'm telling you, you gotta get up here.

• 1:16:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:43Speaker 05

  This is what we did in college. You're better than most of the people at this and, and you don't even know what you're doing. Like if you got up here and learned how to do this, I think you could do well. And I trusted this guy not to blow smoke, you know.

• 1:16:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:55Speaker 05

  You know, he's, he's a fair minded guy. So if he would, he wouldn't have said that, those things unless he truly believed it. So. I don't know. I think it was always underneath the surface. That's why I was a theater major, theater and film major. Yeah. It was always there. I just didn't have the juice or the cojones or the moxie to do it. I couldn't pull the trigger on it. I couldn't commit to it. Yeah. But then I got to a point in my life where I was like, if I don't do it now, it'll never happen. Like it was, it was about to be taken off the table completely.

• 1:17:24Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:17:24Speaker 05

  And I would have never known. By the time I got myself out of flight school, you know, did my commitment in the Marines on the ground side and got myself to New York City and got my first stand-up class and I hated it. And then I went up and did five minutes and hated it. Cause I was, it was an old school teacher and he was like, the way we do it here is three jokes per minute. Set up punch, set up punch, set up punch. And that's the way it done.

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:17:47Speaker 05

  And I'm like, I like Eddie Murphy's storytelling with characters and this, that and the other.

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:51Speaker 05

  No, that's not how we do it here. Three jokes per minute. So I was, I wrote five minutes of shit.

• 1:17:57Speaker 05

  With a set up punch, set up punch. I didn't even know how to write for that. I didn't know what I was doing. They were jokes that I want, I had no connection to.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:05Speaker 05

  Right. It wasn't like from my life or from my relationship. I didn't even know how to write. So I was like, I was writing about mashed potatoes in my fucking underwear. Quite literally, you know, I just didn't know what I was doing. So I went and did that five minutes and hated it. Hated it. It was like a car accident. I, I could feel the pulse in my neck. I could, I didn't even hear the audience. I didn't even hear them. And, and, and I remember it was the comic strip live on the Upper East Side and I, I ran from the, I ran off the stage, not, I mean, I, I exited quickly and then I, the, the bar is on the way out to the street. So I stopped at the bar and I got a beer and I drank it faster than, I mean, I chugged it.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:42Speaker 05

  And then I was like, I'm fucking out of here. Cause I, I didn't want to be seen. I didn't want to talk to anybody. I was just mortified.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:47Speaker 05

  I was so embarrassed.

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:48Speaker 05

  And as I was leaving, the bouncer goes, oh, oh, don't forget this. And he handed me a VHS tape of, of the five minutes I had just.

• 1:18:57Speaker 05

  And I was like, oh, fuck it. And I ran back to my apartment and I, you know, sat there for an hour and let the adrenaline cook off. And then I was like, ah, fuck, I might as well watch this. Yeah. You know, roll the ugliness. So I put it in. And I didn't do as bad as I thought. It was, it was a terrible, it was a terrible five minutes. All right. But it wasn't what I thought it was.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:19:17Speaker 05

  I thought they hated me. I hated me. So I thought they hated me more. And the truth was, they laughed. There were some laughs. There were some, if I had even heard the audience, I might've let it breathe. I might've let the laughter roll a little bit, but I didn't because I didn't hear them. I had five minutes to do. I was getting through it and then I was fucking off. That was it. And, and so I thought I made a huge mistake because when I, when I was like, I never want to do that again. I hated it so much and I gave away a, a, a pretty good career as a pilot. And now I'm, now I, what was I thinking? You know, like I committed to this life without really knowing shit about it.

• 1:19:56Speaker 05

  I just had this feeling inside that it's something I wanted to do. So anyway, I, I ended up finding the UCB shortly after, after that. And, and that helped me a ton because that fit more into what I needed to do. It got me on stage performing. It got me, it got me to a place where, okay, I, I, I felt like I could do this. And then I got a break eventually, you know, and I got some opportunities. And then it was, it wasn't until I was on the Daily Show that I went back to stand up. And tried it again, but this time I had more confidence from being on stage. I knew how to write a little bit better. I understood what works and what doesn't with audiences and you just.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  Did you have fun while, because you were, you started, I remember doing dates and having you, seeing you upcoming at these places. Did you, at that point, since you had an hour, have fun with it?

• 1:20:45Speaker 05

  Yes. Yeah. And I give John Oliver a lot of credit because I shared an office with John at the Daily Show. And I used to make him come down to the UCB and do monologues for the Ask Hatcher show.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:20:57Speaker 05

  And, and he's, you know, there's nothing you can do to prep for that. He's just, you know, you get a suggestion from the audience and then you as the monologues tell a story.

• 1:21:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:05Speaker 05

  Based on that. And he's a funny enough guy and creative enough that he could tell a story about anything. And so he would tell these great stories. We'd do scenes based on that. Well, then he was like, all right, now you need to come with me because we're going to do stand up. And I was like, ah. I don't know, man. You know, I don't, I don't have, I don't have shit and I don't, I don't know. And he wouldn't take no for an answer. And, and so we, we were both, you know, um, we had time on our hands because I, I, I was living in New York by myself at the time and, and so was he. So we'd get off work at five and we would jump into a cab. And this is what beautiful thing about New York City.

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:40Speaker 05

  I would jump into a cab with him right after work and we'd go down to the piano room, the slipper room, the UCB, Stand Up New York, uh, you know, there, there was at least five to 10 mics a night that you could hit. Yeah. And so we would take a cab down to the first one. And I, I remember on the first, on the way down, he goes, uh, because he told me that day we were doing it. So when I got in the cab, he's like, you got anything? I go, no. He goes, ah. He goes, you got one story? One, give me one story. I go, well, this happened today. And he goes, fine. Well, I can tell that. So I got up, the first place we went, it was a three minute story at best. I just told it like it happened and it got some laughs. And that was bad. I just did three minutes.

• 1:22:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:21Speaker 05

  And, and I got some laughs. We got, jumped in the cab. We were off to the next place. He goes, that was a good story. He goes, all right. Do you remember where they laughed? I go, yeah. He goes, okay, good. Uh, keep those things. Do you remember where they didn't laugh? And I was like, yeah. He goes, cut those things. And then he was like, he's like, uh, and then, and think of ways to embellish it. And I was like, okay. So we got to the next place. I did that. I did, we'd hit like four or five places that night.

• 1:22:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:22:42Speaker 05

  And by the fifth place, I had like two minutes of pretty good stuff.

• 1:22:49Speaker 05

  And I was like, okay. So, so basically, but I was like, all right. So this is how we're going to do it. So I would just kept building off of stories and seeing what worked and what didn't. But New York, I do think is a great place if you're going to go build a set. Because you can get so, so many mics. LA is tough.

• 1:23:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:04Speaker 05

  You know, to get that time to build a set.

• 1:23:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:07Speaker 05

  Um, and then, then it was fun. Then it was a totally different ballgame. Then I enjoyed stand up.

• 1:23:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:12Speaker 05

  I really did. Cause I enjoyed the art of crafting it.

• 1:23:14Bobby Lee?

  Rob, I want to say something. Okay. Uh, cause I knew you haven't done it in 10 years.

• 1:23:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:23:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:19Bobby Lee?

  So I have these new joke nights at the Comedy Store.

• 1:23:23Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:23:24Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I go up with a piece of paper and it's sometimes a bit rough.

• 1:23:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay. If you ever want to try, you can do the show.

• 1:23:32Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:23:32Bobby Lee?

  I pack it out.

• 1:23:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:33Bobby Lee?

  In the Belly Room, so it's like seventy-five people.

• 1:23:36Speaker 05

  The Comedy Store intimidates me. I'll be honest, it does.

• 1:23:39Bobby Lee?

  The culture's completely changed.

• 1:23:40Speaker 05

  I performed there once, maybe twice, and it was, it was one of those where they, they don't turn the audience over.

• 1:23:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:46Speaker 05

  You know, in that one room, they don't turn the audience over, so by the time I got up there, whatever it was, midnight, everybody was exhausted.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  Rob, the, the, the, the club has completely changed in culture.

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  Oh, good.

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  Right? And...

• 1:23:58Speaker 05

  Or is that a good thing?

• 1:23:59Bobby Lee?

  It's a great thing.

• 1:23:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:24:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's packed there every night.

• 1:24:02Speaker 05

  Oh, good.

• 1:24:02Bobby Lee?

  Right? Um, you're Rob Riggle, right?

• 1:24:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying that even if we had a, um, a Greg O'Gropp produce show, right, that's, he sells at the main room, I could even go, hey, can Rob do five minutes? And you'd be able to do five, wherever you wanted to go up, in front of a great packed room.

• 1:24:22Speaker 05

  Well, that's awesome.

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  Right? The, the culture's completely changed.

• 1:24:24Speaker 05

  It is tempting.

• 1:24:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:26Speaker 05

  It's very tempting.

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  But just think about it. I don't want to force it.

• 1:24:28Speaker 05

  No, no, no, it's always on my mind. It really is.

• 1:24:31Bobby Lee?

  Can we go more back into the book? Yes. All right, so where can, what else? So, so all the things that you talked about, like your military stuff,

• 1:24:38Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:24:39Bobby Lee?

  going into comedy, that's all in here?

• 1:24:40Speaker 05

  It covers a lot. It covers a lot of ground. It covers, uh, a little bit of some fun, hopefully fun, uh, childhood stories, uh, because it's a memoir. It's a bit like a motivational memoir. And what I'm hoping is that if people read it, whatever journey they're on, they'll be able to take some lessons that I learned the hard way and apply it to their life, and hopefully it helps them. So, it's kind of a motivational memoir. Um, there's a lot of stuff in there about, uh, childhood and, and overcoming some things, and then there's some things, uh, uh, uh, military, uh, you know, deployments to, uh, Liberia, serving in Afghanistan, nine eleven, I was down at the rubble piles working on nine eleven.

• 1:25:17Speaker 05

  But, uh, yeah, and then there's, uh, uh, you know, stories about Saturday Night Live and The Daily Show and, and films, and, and just hopefully, again, like, li- life lessons that I hope people can, uh, use in their life.

• 1:25:27Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:25:28Speaker 05

  So.

• 1:25:28Bobby Lee?

  Have you felt the, um, because ob- obviously I've felt the shift in Hollywood and all that stuff. Have you felt it?

• 1:25:36Speaker 05

  When you say shift?

• 1:25:37Bobby Lee?

  Did you just say the business model?

• 1:25:39Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, the paradigms are shattered.

• 1:25:40Bobby Lee?

  It's shattered, yeah.

• 1:25:41Speaker 05

  Shattered compared to when we started.

• 1:25:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:43Speaker 05

  When we started in this business, there was an ecosystem.

• 1:25:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:46Speaker 05

  And you kind of knew where you lived, and where you got your money, and where money came from, and how you got work, and there was this whole ecosystem that was set up, and, and it worked. It worked. You know, if you, you could, you knew... When pilot season was, you knew where, you know.

• 1:26:02Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know when pilot.

• 1:26:03Speaker 05

  There's no more. None of this exists. So basically, all the paradigms of the past have been shattered. And it's just wreckage. And everybody's just grabbing for whatever they can get. And it's, it, there's good and there's bad to it. One of the good things that came from this new paradigm is there is no more silos as far as work, meaning George Clooney, the biggest, you know, box office draw for X, whatever. He was doing coffee commercials.

• 1:26:34Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:26:34Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:35Speaker 05

  Now, those two worlds would never meet. You know, you were commercial, television or film.

• 1:26:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:40Speaker 05

  And you, and you stayed in your silo. Now, you go from television to film, film to TV, back to commercial, back to the. It's, so that's kind of nice. That's a positive that came out of it. But then the downside.

• 1:26:52Bobby Lee?

  I don't think that they would feel that way.

• 1:26:54Speaker 05

  Who's they?

• 1:26:55Bobby Lee?

  The big stars.

• 1:26:56Speaker 05

  They get paid huge money. I mean, if you watch Steve Carell and, and, uh, uh.

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  John.

• 1:27:01Speaker 05

  John.

• 1:27:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:02Speaker 05

  They're making these coffee commercials.

• 1:27:04Bobby Lee?

  But I, I think artistically, they're not fulfilled, I don't think.

• 1:27:07Speaker 05

  Well, it's not about fulfillment. That's about paying off the lake.

• 1:27:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's about.

• 1:27:11Bobby Lee?

  Everyone needs a lake house.

• 1:27:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:27:14Speaker 05

  And a speedboat.

• 1:27:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:27:15Speaker 05

  And your own helicopter.

• 1:27:16Bobby Lee?

  Obviously, yeah.

• 1:27:17Speaker 05

  You, everybody needs a cigarette boat. You're gonna be in Hollywood then.

• 1:27:21Speaker 05

  Uh, but yeah, so the paradigms have been shattered and that part.

• 1:27:24Bobby Lee?

  What's the negative?

• 1:27:25Speaker 05

  The negative is you don't know. Like, we don't do auditions anymore. Like, I used to be able to go into a room.

• 1:27:31Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:27:32Speaker 05

  And audition for a casting director, the actual director, actual producers. Talk to them, get to know them. You know, give them a little pitch, give them a little, a little show beyond the dialogue. Then I'd read for them. I could do it once or twice in front of them. And they'd say, great, thanks for coming in. And I'd get it or I wouldn't get it or whatever, but you got a sense of it in the moment. Now, it's, send us a tape, send us a tape, send us a tape. Well, I go to my garage, I read with a neighbor if I'm lucky. You're not reading with, you know, it's so hard to put this thing together.

• 1:28:06Bobby Lee?

  No feedback.

• 1:28:07Speaker 05

  Some people are like putting like, they got lightning packages and stuff. I got my garage.

• 1:28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:28:12Speaker 05

  That's it.

• 1:28:12Bobby Lee?

  I do it in here.

• 1:28:13Speaker 05

  I have to put it on a tripod and like try to do it myself. Of course, my tapes look like shit.

• 1:28:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:18Speaker 05

  You know, and so that part has changed, you know, and so there's the, it feels like the, there's all this work, but yet the opportunities seem more limited in a weird bizarre way.

• 1:28:28Bobby Lee?

  And then when you do, you have to go?

• 1:28:30Speaker 05

  Nope.

• 1:28:31Bobby Lee?

  Um, I, when you do get a job, it's like, how much is that? Two dollars?

• 1:28:34Speaker 05

  That's another thing.

• 1:28:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:36Speaker 05

  There's two dollars. There's two hundred, there's two hundred and fifty-five channels now.

• 1:28:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:39Speaker 05

  And so obviously the price is diluted.

• 1:28:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:41Speaker 05

  You know, so that, with that, you get more selection, but for us, you know, it gets more diluted. But I also would think there's more work because there's two hundred and fifty channels. And it doesn't seem like there is.

• 1:28:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there isn't.

• 1:28:53Speaker 05

  There isn't.

• 1:28:54Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't feel like it is.

• 1:28:55Speaker 05

  It doesn't.

• 1:28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:56Speaker 05

  And then, of course, the reality of show business, the reality of show business, which nobody ever wants to talk about because everybody wants to claim whatever, but let's be real, it's like Shakespeare said, you, everybody's a player and you have your time on the stage and then it goes away, you know? You can't stay on the stage for, if you're lucky and blessed, you get to have a twenty, thirty, thirty year career.

• 1:29:17Bobby Lee?

  Say that again.

• 1:29:20Bobby Lee?

  Say it again.

• 1:29:21Speaker 05

  Your time on the stage is limited.

• 1:29:22Bobby Lee?

  Limited.

• 1:29:24Speaker 05

  But it's true, like I, I read this thing.

• 1:29:26Bobby Lee?

  Not for Ken Jeong.

• 1:29:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:29:29Speaker 03

  Forever, forever.

• 1:29:32Speaker 05

  But I did, I did read about Eddie Murphy today and he was talking about his fifty year career.

• 1:29:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:38Speaker 05

  But again, these are like a handful of people.

• 1:29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:42Speaker 05

  They get to have that. So the fact that you and I have been able to do what we've been able to do for as long as we're, is a blessing beyond blessings. It's such a gift. The thing for us to do now is to realize, okay, maybe I'm not in front of the camera as much as I used to be, but that means with all the experience that we have in front of the camera, working with actors, shots, comedy, writing, you know, mm, okay, well, maybe we should produce more, maybe we should direct more.

• 1:30:09Bobby Lee?

  Or be in service and help other people.

• 1:30:11Speaker 05

  Exactly, exactly. Um, so anyway, with the, yes, right now, our business is cattywampus. It's all dicked up.

• 1:30:20Bobby Lee?

  It's ca, yeah, it's cat.

• 1:30:21Speaker 03

  And it's gonna get even more scarier, cause um, what's that guy who played in the, the butler in The Dark Knight?

• 1:30:29Speaker 05

  Oh, Michael Caine.

• 1:30:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, he signed his life, not his likeness. His likeness?

• 1:30:35Bobby Lee?

  Likeness.

• 1:30:35Speaker 04

  Likeness, not likeness.

• 1:30:36Speaker 03

  To AI?

• 1:30:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh god. So he's gonna be making movies for the rest of his, for millennia.

• 1:30:41Speaker 03

  He has like a commercial with his, it's not his voice, but it's his voice. And it's like-

• 1:30:46Speaker 05

  AI is another thing that's got everybody dicked up in this town too.

• 1:30:48Bobby Lee?

  That should absorb what he was saying.

• 1:30:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:30:51Bobby Lee?

  It can't move on from whatever that was.

• 1:30:54Speaker 03

  It's real, man.

• 1:30:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I know. I know it is.

• 1:30:57Speaker 03

  Sound like a hippie.

• 1:30:57Speaker 05

  No, you're right.

• 1:30:58Speaker 03

  It's real, man.

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  Matthew McConaughey-

• 1:31:00Speaker 05

  Sound like a Bill Paxton in Aliens, another reference.

• 1:31:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:04Speaker 05

  We're all gonna die, man!

• 1:31:07Speaker 03

  We're all gonna die, man!

• 1:31:08Bobby Lee?

  I just worked with a son. Yeah, Paxton's son.

• 1:31:12Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 1:31:12Bobby Lee?

  So talented. Anyway, um, very good. Matthew McConaughey also signed that same deal. That Michael Caine did.

• 1:31:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:31:19Bobby Lee?

  Just a tidbit.

• 1:31:20Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:31:21Speaker 04

  Would you guys sign your rights, um, your likeness over to AI?

• 1:31:26Speaker 05

  Not, not, not while I'm here. In a weird, no, is-

• 1:31:30Speaker 04

  Like if you're dying breath, you'd sign it?

• 1:31:32Speaker 05

  Okay, on my dying breath, if it meant something for my kids.

• 1:31:36Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 1:31:36Speaker 05

  Then I might be, you could maybe talk me into, is this gonna help my family in the future?

• 1:31:41Bobby Lee?

  Turn the link, Rob. Hi, hi, this, I'm AI guy.

• 1:31:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:31:45Bobby Lee?

  And we have an offer.

• 1:31:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, what's up?

• 1:31:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, big fan, by the way.

• 1:31:48Speaker 05

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:31:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What is that?

• 1:31:51Speaker 05

  It's my heart machine, don't worry about it.

• 1:31:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Anyway, um-

• 1:31:56Speaker 05

  I'm glad you called, cuz I'm about to check out.

• 1:31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, uh- Rob, you know, you're 54. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, uh, you can never work again on screen. We'll give you 30 million for your likeness.

• 1:32:14Speaker 05

  30 mil?

• 1:32:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:16Speaker 05

  Okay. Uh, send over the, do you dock you sign?

• 1:32:20Bobby Lee?

  Would you do that?

• 1:32:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:22Bobby Lee?

  But you could never do anything in show.

• 1:32:24Speaker 05

  That's generational money for my family.

• 1:32:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:32:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:27Speaker 05

  That's, that's my grandchildren.

• 1:32:29Bobby Lee?

  But what would you do with the time after that?

• 1:32:32Speaker 05

  Fuck, smoke a J on the beach and.

• 1:32:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:34Speaker 05

  Take it easy, enjoy the sunset.

• 1:32:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:32:38Speaker 05

  You know?

• 1:32:39Bobby Lee?

  Live life.

• 1:32:39Speaker 05

  Finally, relax. We're so full of anxiety and pressure. How nice would it be to just smoke? Just smoke a fatty and watch the sunset and not have to worry about tomorrow. I can't remember the last time I didn't worry.

• 1:32:53Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:32:53Speaker 05

  So I, that sounds fucking great. Make that deal.

• 1:32:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll, I'll call Mr. I I. So Rob's, but where can they find your book, Rob?

• 1:33:02Speaker 05

  Uh, anywhere you find finer books. Barnes and Noble, Amazon.

• 1:33:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:33:07Speaker 05

  Uh, no, wherever there's a bookstore, I think you can find it.

• 1:33:09Bobby Lee?

  Go buy, seriously. I mean, you listen to this podcast, so funny, so insightful. I, I'll be honest with you.

• 1:33:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:33:18Bobby Lee?

  One day I'd love to have you back on this.

• 1:33:19Speaker 05

  Please, I love hanging out with you.

• 1:33:21Bobby Lee?

  You're gonna have fun with Rob Riggle. He's so good.

• 1:33:24Speaker 05

  Well, you're very kind. I love hanging out with you.

• 1:33:26Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna force you to do stand up and.

• 1:33:29Speaker 00

  No pressure.

• 1:33:30Bobby Lee?

  No pressure, but give Rob a round of applause.

• 1:33:33Speaker 00

  Jaime, Jaime has one question.

• 1:33:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead, Rob.

• 1:33:35Speaker 03

  One last question.

• 1:33:36Speaker 05

  Fire.

• 1:33:36Speaker 04

  I think he's just drawing cubes.

• 1:33:38Speaker 00

  What kind of notes are those?

• 1:33:39Speaker 03

  No, just cubes, but, uh.

• 1:33:41Speaker 05

  It's better than penises.

• 1:33:43Speaker 03

  What's it called? So I'm a big fan of The Office. Can you actually marry someone on boat?

• 1:33:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:33:49Speaker 03

  Like legally?

• 1:33:50Speaker 05

  Not me, but a boat captain can, he's authorized to conduct, conduct marriages.

• 1:33:55Speaker 03

  Well, it's because he was a Marine, so I thought you have the.

• 1:33:57Speaker 05

  I don't have the special skills. I mean, I can get him in an hour on the internet at the Unity Life or whatever it is, Unified Life.

• 1:34:04Bobby Lee?

  Good question.

• 1:34:05Speaker 03

  No, I'm just asking, because what if I'm on like, uh.

• 1:34:07Speaker 05

  You want me to marry you and somebody?

• 1:34:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, on, what's that boat ride?

• 1:34:11Bobby Lee?

  Uh, this is the closing, we're closing with this?

• 1:34:13Speaker 03

  No, wait, I was just going somewhere.

• 1:34:15Speaker 05

  The SS Minnow, a three hour tour.

• 1:34:18Speaker 00

  Jungle, jungle cruise.

• 1:34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:19Speaker 03

  No, no, not jungle cruise.

• 1:34:20Bobby Lee?

  Galicas Islands, you just did.

• 1:34:22Speaker 03

  No, that.

• 1:34:22Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:34:22Speaker 05

  Niagara Falls.

• 1:34:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:34:23Speaker 03

  Niagara Falls.

• 1:34:25Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:34:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. He was improvising.

• 1:34:28Speaker 05

  For real?

• 1:34:29Speaker 03

  You win!

• 1:34:30Speaker 05

  I was just playing. For real?

• 1:34:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:32Speaker 05

  Well, I guess Niagara Falls is a romantic place. People go there to get married.

• 1:34:36Speaker 03

  They used to, but not anymore.

• 1:34:38Speaker 05

  So you want me to do weddings on a Niagara boat? Niagara Falls boat? The one that gets right like the maid of the mist?

• 1:34:44Bobby Lee?

  You're never getting married. You're never gonna get married.

• 1:34:46Speaker 03

  What about you?

• 1:34:48Bobby Lee?

  I am gonna get married. Yeah, I'm not saying like, can you, I'm not doing that.

• 1:34:53Speaker 03

  I wanna get married.

• 1:34:54Bobby Lee?

  You're never gonna though.

• 1:34:55Speaker 03

  To who? You're never gonna get married too.

• 1:34:59Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:35:01Speaker 03

  I believe in myself.

• 1:35:02Speaker 05

  Tommy, you're gonna get married.

• 1:35:03Speaker 03

  I believe in myself.

• 1:35:05Bobby Lee?

  Anyway.

• 1:35:06Speaker 03

  And you're gonna be there.

• 1:35:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I will go.

• 1:35:10Speaker 03

  And I'mma laugh at you.

• 1:35:13Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:35:13Speaker 03

  Cause I'mma laugh, haha, I'm married.

• 1:35:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:35:16Speaker 05

  Can I come?

• 1:35:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're the pastor.

• 1:35:18Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:35:20Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, give Rob a round of applause.

• 1:35:24Speaker 03

  Great question.

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