Trashy Baseball Teams! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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• 0:00H. Foley?

  Holy moly, New York City and the surrounding areas, Are You Garbage and Friends is back. We're gonna be down there at the Comedy Cellar, May 18th and June 15th. You got two chances to see us, so come on out.

• 0:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, tickets available at areyougarbage.com. We got some of our favorite guests coming to play AYG with the crowd. It's a small venue, so get your tickets before they sell out. We'll see you there.

• 0:21H. Foley?

  Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

• 0:27Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 0:28H. Foley?

  It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out if they group to be classy.

• 0:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:34H. Foley?

  Or if they're just a big ol' piece of trash.

• 0:36Speaker 01

  Trash, trash, trash.

• 0:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's right. I'm your host, Ace Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toody's in the new addition. Unfortunately.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 0:44H. Foley?

  Aunt Toody came down with shingles.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  Ah, geez, Louise.

• 0:49H. Foley?

  Not sure what it is.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:51H. Foley?

  But don't go near her.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  I thought it was shingles.

• 0:53H. Foley?

  That's all I know.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:54H. Foley?

  I don't know what shingles is, do you?

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, it's like a, it's a family of the chickenpox.

• 1:00H. Foley?

  Is it?

• 1:00Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 1:01H. Foley?

  God damn it, I was rubbing her back.

• 1:03Speaker 01

  I think if you had to, I think the one's a precursor. Like, it's the chickenpox virus, ain't ya? Broad I used to date had, no, I'm joking.

• 1:11H. Foley?

  Is that true?

• 1:12Speaker 01

  A girl I knew, and I had it in high school or something like that.

• 1:14H. Foley?

  Well, she's got it.

• 1:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. Who?

• 1:17H. Foley?

  Toody.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, old broads get it.

• 1:19H. Foley?

  Yeah, she's got it.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  I think my stepdad, someone had it.

• 1:22H. Foley?

  My co-host is coming at you from across the table.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  WebMD.

• 1:25H. Foley?

  This is what we call the family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it, I'll tell you that right now.

• 1:33Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:33H. Foley?

  Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Hey, what's up, gang? Shout out to ya. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube, full video available over there on Spotify, and the boys are climbing the mother friggin' charts, daddy-o.

• 1:45H. Foley?

  We're in, we are the charts.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  We are, yeah.

• 1:47H. Foley?

  Okay? We are the charts on Spotify.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  I am Queens Boulevard.

• 1:51H. Foley?

  We reach the end and the beginning.

• 1:53Speaker 01

  We are.

• 1:54H. Foley?

  In the middle.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  We are the algorithm.

• 1:56H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  Take that, Bezos.

• 1:59H. Foley?

  Yeah, Bezos, you and Zuckerberg.

• 2:01Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 2:02H. Foley?

  Fucking dork.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, you tell 'em.

• 2:04H. Foley?

  That guy sucks.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  Not a fifty.

• 2:06H. Foley?

  Zuckerberg.

• 2:07Speaker 01

  Not a fifty, he'd die with his hat on backwards.

• 2:10H. Foley?

  Man, upside down. I've been thinking about that lately.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  A pair of stolen boots. You know, we don't ever wear dead men's boots.

• 2:18H. Foley?

  My boots aren't stolen, okay?

• 2:20Speaker 01

  These boots are made for farting.

• 2:23H. Foley?

  I got them at DSW.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  DXL.

• 2:26H. Foley?

  No, no.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay.

• 2:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, I got them at DX- DSW. And they've really worn in well.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Dork Shoe Warehouse.

• 2:39H. Foley?

  Free wedgies on the way out. Hey, hey!

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Shove you in a locker, save 5%.

• 2:45H. Foley?

  Catch you in a wedgie on the way down the escalator. Anyway, I've been thinking about that. I really gotta keep my mouth shut for a little while.

• 2:55Speaker 01

  Hey, I got 50 bucks says you don't.

• 2:57H. Foley?

  I really can't talk shit about anybody. I mean, I've been thinking about it. There's not really anybody I can run my mouth about and not be like, "Who the fuck are you?"

• 3:10Speaker 01

  But you know why we love you?

• 3:12H. Foley?

  Why?

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Cause you're gonna do it anyway.

• 3:13H. Foley?

  But I'm not, I'm not. I'm telling you right now.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  You were just trashing all of us out there. Fucking dick.

• 3:20H. Foley?

  I'm not, because the fun's not in it, when you realize, when you're like, "Ah, fuck." Yeah.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:26H. Foley?

  So. Anyway. How you doing?

• 3:32H. Foley?

  How you feeling?

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Uh, I'm feeling pretty good. One thing I do want to announce, obviously, is-

• 3:38H. Foley?

  Oh, let's talk about this.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  A little bit of special-

• 3:40H. Foley?

  No idea what it is.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Oh my god, yeah, Kippy, tell him. This just came across my desk.

• 3:45H. Foley?

  Hope this ain't about me.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  Uh, special announcement for the New York City area.

• 3:49H. Foley?

  Let's go.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  We are doing some AYG and friends over there at the Comedy Cellar Village Underground.

• 3:55H. Foley?

  Ooh, in the big room.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're doing one, uh, if you've seen them before, uh, they're on our website, we've done it with the Gramercy Theater, stuff like that, uh-

• 4:03H. Foley?

  Bringing a few of our favorite guests to play Are You Garbage with the crowd.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 4:07H. Foley?

  With us.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Yes, with us on stage. It's a good friggin' time. First one is Monday, May 18th, and there's very few tickets left for that, it might even be sold out by the time this comes out.

• 4:17H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 4:18Speaker 01

  Uh, and then the next one is-

• 4:20H. Foley?

  But get them!

• 4:20Speaker 01

  But get them, uh, obviously. What the fuck, why do you think I'm doing that, man?

• 4:24H. Foley?

  We need this!

• 4:25Speaker 01

  And then, uh, the next one will be the following month, June 15th. Get them. It's like a 200-person room. It's very small, very intimate. They will go fast. We've only been doing a little bit of posts, a little bit of sending some emails, so get the tickets. Now, we're announcing to the goddamn universe, they're gonna go.

• 4:42H. Foley?

  Love that Comedy Cellar.

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Love the Comedy Cellar.

• 4:44H. Foley?

  Love that underground.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  We got some tricks up our sleeve. Some friends are gonna be popping in, calling you trash. You guys get to ask your questions. It'll be a good time. So do that.

• 4:55H. Foley?

  Fun.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  We're back, baby.

• 4:56H. Foley?

  We are.

• 4:57Speaker 01

  Kinda. Depends who you ask.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  We're trying.

• 5:05H. Foley?

  Any attorneys, we're not back.

• 5:07Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. I got a question for you.

• 5:08H. Foley?

  What? What?

• 5:10Speaker 01

  It's just, what do you mean? You're the co-host. What are you talking about? Talk to each other.

• 5:14H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  Um... What? How do you... I don't think we've ever, you know, you're a bit of a hater.

• 5:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, I would say that.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  You were gonna push back.

• 5:25H. Foley?

  Nah, I'm not pushing back no more.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  Right? You're a bit of a hater.

• 5:28H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  Right? Duly noted. For fun, and also actual some visceral hate, which we all have.

• 5:33H. Foley?

  Yeah, a lot of... And, you know... A lot of times, it is misguided, and I'll turn hard. Like, you know what? I like that guy.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:43H. Foley?

  I just had that with somebody. I can't remember who it was.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  Oh, with people, for sure.

• 5:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 5:48Speaker 01

  There's been people that you've hated, like, ah, fuck that guy, and then we've had him on, you're like, that's the nicest guy. That guy's awesome.

• 5:54H. Foley?

  This was an actor that I didn't like, and I was like, you know what? That guy's great.

• 5:57Speaker 01

  Let me guess, he was successful?

• 5:58H. Foley?

  Yeah, but I can't remember what he was in, just because of that. People have actors they don't like or whatever, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like, you don't get with this guy. But, yeah. I had that with Pattinson for a long time. Robert Pattinson.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  Uh-huh. Well, he was introduced in a very, like, queefy kinda manner.

• 6:16H. Foley?

  And I was older.

• 6:17Speaker 01

  I don't know, but apparently he's a fantastic actor.

• 6:19H. Foley?

  Oh, my god.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:21H. Foley?

  Tenet, he's great, even though that movie's like, come on, what are you doing?

• 6:25Speaker 01

  I enjoyed it, but I get it.

• 6:26H. Foley?

  I needed two Excedrin after that. Nolan, pull it back a little bit. Uh, Devil All the Time on Netflix, he was, he had this, did this crazy southern accent, which was unbelievable. Also, Tom Holland in that, fantastic. Love that Spider-Man. And, um, yeah, Batman, you know?

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 6:44H. Foley?

  The Batman. So, I do that a lot. But, what's your point?

• 6:49Speaker 01

  This is more of a... Jesus Christ. The fuck?

• 6:56Speaker 01

  Here's something else. Oh, what's your point? Like, we're not fucking pod- we're not six minutes into a podcast.

• 7:01H. Foley?

  And what's your fucking problem?

• 7:03Speaker 01

  That we do together.

• 7:06H. Foley?

  Hey, what about it? Yeah, I got some issues?

• 7:11Speaker 01

  I'm walking.

• 7:12H. Foley?

  I'm eating a TV dinner.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  How do you- how do you- with one sock on. How do you feel about the Savannah Bananas?

• 7:18H. Foley?

  Whoa. You're asking me a political question on air like that? They just put 50,000 in Yankee Stadium.

• 7:29H. Foley?

  I mean-

• 7:30Speaker 01

  I- it's tr- it's the trashiest version of baseball.

• 7:32H. Foley?

  I don't know what that is.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  How you- would you go? It's Globetrottersque, which was one of the first trashy questions if you've ever been to Harlem Globetrotters game.

• 7:41H. Foley?

  They put 50,000 people in Yankee Stadium.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  They move tickets.

• 7:46H. Foley?

  Who do they play?

• 7:48Speaker 01

  The Den- the Washington Generals or what- you know what I mean? Like a mate- oh, they play like college b-

• 7:52Speaker 02

  They played the party animals in Yankee Stadium.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  I wasn't there. I got a cig and a beer in the outfield.

• 8:00H. Foley?

  You're out there grilling.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  I'm up now. Someone bat for me. I got- I got these Johnsonville brats going.

• 8:10H. Foley?

  If they get too hot, they'll burst. Then we're screwed.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  I'm gonna ruin his outfit.

• 8:15H. Foley?

  You ever catch a brat pop in your mouth? Not in your mouth?

• 8:18Speaker 01

  Sting's the only way you can come.

• 8:25H. Foley?

  Get out of here with that. Yeah, man. I- they're good baseball players, right?

• 8:32Speaker 01

  I think, yeah. I mean, I don't know. That guy running around in that yellow suit, a little too much for me if I'm being-

• 8:39H. Foley?

  I thought they were all wearing yellow.

• 8:40Speaker 01

  No, the owner. Which, as a businessman, respect to ya. He's been told no to all- it's American dream story.

• 8:47H. Foley?

  I don't think it's the toast of are you garbage that we can hate on the Savannah Bananas. I think- I- I think I have to be a supporter of them.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  I'm not hating on them and- But I'm not gonna- Uh, I'm not, I mean, more power to, it's just, yeah, I don't know. I just, we've never really talked about it oddly enough, and it's such a spectacle.

• 9:06H. Foley?

  I don't know really what it is.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  It's, it's a lot of too much dancing. Call me old school.

• 9:15Speaker 01

  I'm a son of a pipe fitter at the end of the day. That's too much dancing.

• 9:19H. Foley?

  But I think those guys are like legit baseball players.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  There are a lot of college, I mean, no, they're like really good baseball players. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:25H. Foley?

  Fifty thousand in Yankee Stadium. I couldn't do that. I couldn't fit, put fifty thousand up in the Bronx.

• 9:33Speaker 01

  Hey, no way. If that was the case, the cellar would be sold out.

• 9:42H. Foley?

  Do they do like the YMCA and stuff, I imagine?

• 9:44Speaker 01

  It's a lot of like TikTok stuff. They'll be in the crowd and they'll get, but it's, I gotta give it to them. They'll be like in like, they'll be in like the fourth row and get up and start doing the cha-cha slide or whatever. Walk right down, grab the bat and like, as it's being pit, I don't know, make contact, get on base. Also, I don't know if the party animals are the, are the stiffest competition.

• 10:06H. Foley?

  I'm not talking about five star athletes.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  What other teams do they play? Who they got coming up?

• 10:10Speaker 02

  They own like all the teams. Yeah, they own the league, so they play.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  So you gotta, so you may, like a, a, a young player might start on the party animals, have to work his way up to the bananas.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  I think so. Or you could start on the firefighters, the Texas tailgaters, the Loco Beach coconuts, and the Indianapolis clowns.

• 10:27Speaker 01

  What are the chances these are all the same guys? The party animals are the same as the Texas roadsters or whatever.

• 10:33H. Foley?

  I don't know, but I bet you those guys are doing pretty well and probably closing some ass.

• 10:38Speaker 01

  I mean, I think it's a very, sure, yeah.

• 10:40H. Foley?

  Family oriented organization?

• 10:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I don't.

• 10:46H. Foley?

  They're all good looking guys, I assume.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Of course they are. I mean, they're all fucking, you know, they're all D1 athletes or fucking, you know, they were in, they were in the minors and stuff like that. I, I.

• 10:54H. Foley?

  There you go. Shout out to them.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  It seems, yeah.

• 10:58H. Foley?

  How about we get a couple of tickets?

• 11:00Speaker 01

  Where they playing next closest?

• 11:02H. Foley?

  We just missed them.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  Uh, they're playing on Friday, the, at Carb Max Park, Richmond, Virginia. And then in Vegas, the same, oh no, that's a, they have two different teams, they have two games going on.

• 11:17H. Foley?

  There's two bananas?

• 11:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, two games going on, it seems like, the clowns are playing the firefighters and the bananas are playing the party animals, maybe?

• 11:25H. Foley?

  Wow, what happens?

• 11:26Speaker 01

  Didn't they just beat them? There's a subway series?

• 11:29H. Foley?

  What happens when the clowns and the firefighters play? Isn't that like the two dummy teams playing against each other? Or is the, is, is the Savannah Bananas just the, um...

• 11:39Speaker 01

  The WWE of it.

• 11:40H. Foley?

  No, what?

• 11:41Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  That's the banana, they call it banana ball. So the banana ball is the league.

• 11:46H. Foley?

  Banana ball is the league?

• 11:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:47H. Foley?

  Savannah?

• 11:48Speaker 01

  But there's no way the clowns versus the fucking, the roadsters is, is doing-

• 11:51H. Foley?

  That's like the generals playing the generals.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, is doing fifty thousand, I mean, they gotta be playing like a, a, a smaller...

• 11:58H. Foley?

  Where are they playing out in Vegas?

• 12:00Speaker 02

  Uh...

• 12:00H. Foley?

  How big does this thing get?

• 12:01Speaker 02

  The Las Vegas ballpark.

• 12:03H. Foley?

  What's that?

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Let's see.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Who play in Las Vegas is on a baseball team?

• 12:07H. Foley?

  It might have a, uh, I don't know.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  Thanks. Hey, Jim Nance, zip it.

• 12:13H. Foley?

  Jim Nance?

• 12:16Speaker 01

  What's a broadcast?

• 12:18Speaker 02

  That's a deep cut? I mean, you can fit ten K in the, in the Las Vegas ballpark.

• 12:25H. Foley?

  I ain't never seen you sell that.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  I've never seen you sell that either.

• 12:30H. Foley?

  No.

• 12:33H. Foley?

  So, yeah, we should go. I'd be down. Check it out. Get back involved, get involved in America, see what's going on out there.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  Hey, news flash, we have been, you on the other end, have been in a bit of sabbatical.

• 12:47H. Foley?

  Like the Winter Soldier.

• 12:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:50H. Foley?

  It's a long, Route sixty-six been a long time.

• 12:53Speaker 01

  Is that the thing, you're saying, you know, the last thing you did was Route sixty-six? That was fucking like three and a half years ago.

• 12:59H. Foley?

  Touch the heart of America, get back out there.

• 13:01Speaker 01

  I'm decompressing.

• 13:02H. Foley?

  Back on the campaign trail.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  Uh-huh.

• 13:05H. Foley?

  No, no, we're still alive. You're hearing this, you are the revolution.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  If you're hearing this, we're, we must be, we all must be dead.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  I don't know, but I do want to do that in my will. I want to sit all my loved ones around and I'll be on a TV screen and they're gonna play something. How fun is that? That's a good time. "Hey, you!" I'm screaming. Foley, knock it off. You're eating or something. Going through my personal belongings. I'll bring everybody into my office. Just gonna have rich mahogany and oak, wood.

• 13:36H. Foley?

  I like that. Very Brewster's Millions.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, something like that.

• 13:39H. Foley?

  Did you see that movie?

• 13:40Speaker 01

  No.

• 13:41H. Foley?

  It's good. John Candy, Richard Pryor.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  I get it. Yeah. I mean, it was like a... That became like a... Punchline a little bit. "Oh, Brewster's Millions" or whatever. I was more of a blank check man. Everybody knows that.

• 13:52H. Foley?

  I never really understood it. He had to spend like 63 million to win 600 and... 630 million, but he couldn't spend... He couldn't have... Own anything after spending the 63 million, but he couldn't give it away. He had to blow it.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 14:08H. Foley?

  Which I... I just... I... One, I'll see how... That's hard. Two, I didn't quite understand it.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Well, you're...

• 14:19H. Foley?

  You couldn't give it away, but you could blow it.

• 14:22Speaker 01

  Sure. I don't know. But I mean, I'm hearing the plot from you who voluntarily said you didn't understand it. So I don't think I'm gonna be able to really decipher what's going on. I think that's a fair assessment.

• 14:35H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Banana Players, it's a Banana Ball Player Draft to keep the league competitive.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  What?

• 14:43Speaker 02

  So all the teams, yeah, you have like your draft picks.

• 14:46Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 14:46H. Foley?

  Oh, so they're playing real baseball?

• 14:48Speaker 02

  Ah, I mean, for what they... I was looking into the... How to get onto the teams and what they look for is beyond elite athleticism, they say.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  I'm out.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Players must show they be creative, dance, lip sync, and perform trick plays. So...

• 15:04Speaker 01

  I'm out there doing crowd work. What do you do if I get hit with a pitch?

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay. All right. Fair enough. Well, shout out to the Bananas.

• 15:16H. Foley?

  Shout out to them.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  Uh, I hear it's a... From what I've heard, I've heard it's a fantastic night of family fun.

• 15:21H. Foley?

  Family fun, there you go.

• 15:23Speaker 01

  Family fun.

• 15:23H. Foley?

  We like family fun.

• 15:25Speaker 01

  What is this thing you're...

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Getting in a real fucking political mode. We like family fun around here.

• 15:33H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  That's who I am and that's what I care about.

• 15:36H. Foley?

  Hat and Raytheon.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  Hat and Bitcoin, let's go. Um, alright, let's see here.

• 15:44H. Foley?

  What do you got?

• 15:45Speaker 01

  This one's from Ted Ziki, that's a good one.

• 15:48H. Foley?

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 15:49Speaker 01

  That's really good, Ted Ziki.

• 15:50H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 15:51Speaker 01

  Uh, isn't it Tuziki? I think you pronounce it Ted Ziki.

• 15:56H. Foley?

  I pronounce it Ted Ziki.

• 15:58Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:00H. Foley?

  You weren't gonna like that.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  What?

• 16:02H. Foley?

  That I was gonna say it very correctly.

• 16:04Speaker 01

  I think in that instance, you say it very correctly.

• 16:07H. Foley?

  Tuziki.

• 16:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think in, you know, your mush mouth, toothless delivery, usually it's Tuziki.

• 16:12H. Foley?

  Which I don't know if I mentioned this, somebody said when I say prima donna, I'm saying pre, P-R-E, Madonna instead of prima donna.

• 16:21Speaker 01

  I say prima donna too. Like this is before Madonna came out.

• 16:24H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 16:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. I always thought, my first, I thought it was about Madonna.

• 16:28H. Foley?

  Which, what the hell were we doing?

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Pre Madonna, yeah, I don't know, I wasn't around.

• 16:33H. Foley?

  Man.

• 16:33Speaker 01

  I came online after that.

• 16:35H. Foley?

  Man.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Post, I'm post Madonna.

• 16:37H. Foley?

  Sometimes I'll just go back and I'll just listen to a bunch of her hits.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:41H. Foley?

  Material Girl.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Make you feel like a nice little lady.

• 16:44H. Foley?

  Dude, she's great.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:47H. Foley?

  Material Girl's hot.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I was too young for the,

• 16:53H. Foley?

  I get it.

• 16:54Speaker 01

  For the major hits. I remember everybody listening, it was on and like the hits, but I like, the movement of it, I was, uh, I was out on.

• 17:00H. Foley?

  Her and Michael were like,

• 17:05H. Foley?

  very similar, just monsters.

• 17:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, I caught the, the, kind of the tail end of those kind of people where I was like, this shit stinks.

• 17:15H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 17:15Speaker 01

  Where it was like very,

• 17:16H. Foley?

  You're like Deftones.

• 17:17Speaker 01

  Poppy. Nah, they scared me. Flip loved the Deftones. That, that dark music, I was, I was a little too Irish Catholic boy for.

• 17:25H. Foley?

  What about Korn?

• 17:26Speaker 01

  Korn?

• 17:30Speaker 01

  A little bit. I never owned an album, but I liked, I was a Limp Bizkit, Limp Bizkit is as crazy as I was allowed to go.

• 17:36H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  I might, my, I did get,

• 17:38H. Foley?

  You have to get loose with it and you gotta go home for a nice dinner.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  I did get a Slipknot CD one year. Only listened during the day.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  When people were home. That was not, that was freaky music.

• 17:52H. Foley?

  Might as well be watching Faces of Death. Get that fuck out of here with that shit.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  I also didn't spend too much time in Hot Topic. I was in and out.

• 18:00H. Foley?

  You ever get scared on Instagram?

• 18:02Speaker 01

  What?

• 18:03H. Foley?

  I do.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  From what?

• 18:04H. Foley?

  I just like if I catch a bad algo and it starts like getting scary on the night of whatever. And it's like scary shit. I caught one the other night. Uh, I'm in the apartment solo and I

• 18:16Speaker 01

  What?

• 18:17H. Foley?

  I ain't, I ain't used to this joint to begin with.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 18:20H. Foley?

  Okay, but I get a good vibe in there. I don't feel like there's any, any, any, anybody else in there with me. Um.

• 18:28Speaker 01

  That's small enough, I think it'd be impossible for that.

• 18:32H. Foley?

  But I caught this video about this musician in New Or- Nashville, who was never any good, this is in the 50s. He was never any good. Then all of a sudden, he had like a couple of songs that got played on the radio and people would like all stop and watch it. And then some audio engineer went back and listened to it and said that there was another voice in it. And it was some type of like, like mind control thing. And it turns out this guy had like gone to an old bookstore and found like this old book of like Satan's spells and like how to put spells on people.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  This is the worst story I've ever heard in my life. This is crazy dude. What the, you're fucking scary. You're bored me to death. That thing stinks.

• 19:18H. Foley?

  It scared me.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  No, that's wild.

• 19:20H. Foley?

  Yeah. Scared me. Anything where they do like that shit where like

• 19:25Speaker 01

  I hate what you're doing with your hands. There you're doing, and a book of spells.

• 19:29H. Foley?

  Anything where they say like, uh, if you listen to it backwards, you can hear the devil? Fuck that.

• 19:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:34H. Foley?

  I don't like that shit.

• 19:35Speaker 01

  Devil worshippers were huge at one point.

• 19:37H. Foley?

  Huge.

• 19:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:39H. Foley?

  You couldn't go into the woods in Baghdad without finding a pentagram. The fuck?

• 19:44Speaker 01

  Hey Manson, relax, will ya?

• 19:46H. Foley?

  Listen up all you blue collar guys out there. I'm talking about Brunt, goddammit. Brunt is the way to go. Brunt's the kind of boot that you can actually show up to the job site with.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:56H. Foley?

  Alright, they're not these pretenders, acting like they're real guys.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  Designers.

• 20:00H. Foley?

  They're not designers. They're real guys. They're comfort, they look good. You don't gotta break them in. Do yourself a favor, they've been designed by guys in your field. You can trust Brunt. Get on Brunt. Get out there. Kick some ass with Brunt.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  Yes, uh, these are boots you actually wear to work. You beat them up, you can put in real hours, and if they're not right for you, you can send them back.

• 20:18H. Foley?

  Send them back!

• 20:19Speaker 01

  That's how confident Brunt is. They're putting their money with their mouth. And listen, you're on a job site. It's wet, it's cold, it's hot, it's dry, whatever it is, go, put it to the test. Brunt's got your back. They go, we know we got the real deal. We know you do. You're gonna love Brunt. That's how, I love the confidence. Fantastic. Uh, and Brunt stands behind what they make. You can wear them to work. Like I said, if they're not right for you, just send them back. Uh, I don't know any other brand that's doing that, and right now, for a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at Brunt when you use the code GARBAGE at checkout. Just head to bruntworkwear.com, use the code GARBAGE, and you're good to go. Uh, Brunt was tired of the workwear brands out there cutting corners. You work too hard to be stuck in uncomfortable boots that don't hold up, so they built something better.

• 21:03Speaker 01

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• 21:18H. Foley?

  Kim, you know Factor?

• 21:19Speaker 01

  Buddy, been on Factor for a while now.

• 21:21H. Foley?

  Yeah, we've been talking about Factor forever, and it's even more important now. The days are getting longer.

• 21:27Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 21:28H. Foley?

  You gotta get up early, you gotta go to work, you're battling at work, you battle traffic to get home. You get home, you don't feel like cooking something, you don't feel like having something nutritious, but you know you should. The things you could reach for, don't. You know what you can reach for? Factor. It's sitting right there in your fridge. Fresh, never frozen, ready in two minutes, nutritious, delicious, fantastic Factor. Do yourself a favor, get on Factor.

• 21:54Speaker 01

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• 22:24H. Foley?

  Yes.

• 22:25Speaker 01

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• 22:58H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 22:59Speaker 01

  Whatever. That was a big digression from Ted Zicky.

• 23:05H. Foley?

  Family favorite.

• 23:07Speaker 01

  Family fun. Awesome, Ted Zicky.

• 23:10H. Foley?

  Ted Zicky. Shout out to you, Ted.

• 23:12Speaker 01

  Mr. Zicky.

• 23:14H. Foley?

  He's probably a Savannah banana.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  Are you garbed if you scheduled a payment for your phone bill knowing it wasn't going to clear just because you know they won't turn your service back on for another week? That was just... I remember my mom even told me, "Just schedule the payment. Get the payment scheduled." You'd sign in. You'd have to make it for that day, but make it... I think you can make it 14 days in advance. Just go, "I'll figure that out later, but let me stay connected."

• 23:44H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  That was a great move.

• 23:46H. Foley?

  For sure. They do leave a lot of windows open to keep the plate spinning, which is nice.

• 23:53Speaker 01

  It behooves them. They don't... I mean, they shut you off, then you're not going to go back to them. You're going to go to another provider. So they lost you. They'd rather keep you in going, "Well, keep the slow drip. We'll... You know, we got this guy right where we want him."

• 24:07H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:08Speaker 01

  Also, you can't get shut off at fucking Verizon, and then 18th, he's going to go, "Hey..."

• 24:12H. Foley?

  Which I'm surprised.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Word on the street is your money's no good out here.

• 24:14H. Foley?

  One time I had a really high credit card, and... They shut, they canceled my card.

• 24:21Speaker 01

  One time.

• 24:22H. Foley?

  They canceled my-

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, your money's no good, dude. You're bad money on the street.

• 24:24H. Foley?

  They canceled my card. And I wanna be like, "Hey, what are you doing?" Like, "Well, you can reapply." And I'll reapply.

• 24:33H. Foley?

  I'm just gonna fuck you now. What's in it for me to pay it?

• 24:38H. Foley?

  You know?

• 24:39Speaker 01

  Your credit.

• 24:40H. Foley?

  That's dead anyway.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  Sure, I'm just saying that's what it, I mean, it's also, they're gonna write that debt off as non-recoupable funds or whatever, you know, bad debt. They'd get it off their books.

• 24:51H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  And they're done with you.

• 24:53H. Foley?

  I'm 50, that's the one thing. I'm 50, I got no kids. That's one thing you can't scare me with anymore, my credit.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  What is it now, do you think?

• 25:03H. Foley?

  Who the fuck knows?

• 25:05Speaker 01

  Cause it was pretty good. When this show started out, it was good.

• 25:08H. Foley?

  It could be in the fives, I don't know.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 25:10H. Foley?

  Could be in the sixes, I don't know. How do you kill a man with no fear?

• 25:15Speaker 01

  When we started, I was 650. I just got word, I'm 810.

• 25:18H. Foley?

  810?

• 25:19Speaker 01

  What I've been doing, I'm off my credit cards, almost exclusively off the credit cards.

• 25:23H. Foley?

  Right?

• 25:25Speaker 01

  Few things on the credit cards, but as much as I was spending, off the credit cards. I'm a cash operation. You got cash?

• 25:32H. Foley?

  Word? You're a cash guy.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Two bills, cash, right there. I only, no more than that a week.

• 25:38H. Foley?

  There you go.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  It's fake, counterfeit, Chinese yen.

• 25:46H. Foley?

  I'm in and out of the city before they even know what's going on.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Got it a whoa hop, Lower East Side.

• 25:52H. Foley?

  With an egg roll.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  It's the marker test and all, they're good. Shout out to Mr. Whoa Hop.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  I'm off that and I've increased my credit limits. While my spending goes down.

• 26:04H. Foley?

  Ah, very smart.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  Because it's based on open credit.

• 26:07H. Foley?

  Based on open cr- available credit?

• 26:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:10H. Foley?

  Nice.

• 26:11Speaker 01

  So that's what I did.

• 26:12H. Foley?

  I dig it.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  Cash. You, on the other hand.

• 26:18H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 01

  And we're back.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Um.

• 26:24H. Foley?

  Can't threaten me with nothing no more.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  Me?

• 26:27H. Foley?

  No, not you.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  Feels like you're talking directly to me, if I'm being honest.

• 26:33H. Foley?

  You just hear a gun cock?

• 26:36Speaker 01

  Hey, next question from Mr. Ziki. From, from Mr. I need a new set of drawers.

• 26:45H. Foley?

  An old pistol?

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Know damn well you can't afford bullets.

• 26:54H. Foley?

  Luke? Shut up.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  Oh, alright. This one's from Uncle BBQ.

• 26:59H. Foley?

  Love it.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  $10 investor, never had one red. Are you garbage if you have a couch in your kitchen? Bozo friend of mine has one in theirs, and let's just say it's not what you would call an open floor plan. Uh, yeah, that's a tough. I don't know if I've ever... Even in like a college house or so, that wasn't, at least, you know, the rooms were connected. A couch in the... That's gotta be fun, though. A little bit. Sit down.

• 27:30H. Foley?

  I've always been, you know this about me.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna like whatever this fact is.

• 27:35H. Foley?

  Yes, you are. I've always been a comfort guy. I've always, I've always looked at social norms like that and said, "Why?" You know? And a couch in the kitchen?

• 27:48H. Foley?

  Very cozy.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  It's trashy. I mean, we're not here to discuss if it's cozy or not. It's trashy.

• 27:53H. Foley?

  I'm with you 100%, especially-

• 27:55Speaker 01

  Couches don't belong in the garage. Love a couch in a garage.

• 27:58H. Foley?

  Don't you, though?

• 27:59Speaker 01

  Love. For some of my, some of my finest memories were on a couch in a garage.

• 28:04H. Foley?

  Always the threat of spiders if you're taking a nap in the garage.

• 28:07Speaker 01

  Oh, these, these weren't napping couches. These were drug couches. They weren't really napping couches.

• 28:12H. Foley?

  But I remember the Hogan family on, uh, that Jason Bateman-

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Hulk?

• 28:16H. Foley?

  No. That Jason Bateman was on back in the day. They had a, it was an open floor plan and nice, and I believe in their kitchen, along the window, there was like a banquet.

• 28:26Speaker 01

  Banquets are different. That's meant to be around there. Yeah.

• 28:30H. Foley?

  Take a nap in there after where you're supposed to be doing your homework.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 28:34H. Foley?

  But, yeah, this place I picture- I can see this kitchen.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  I know the couch.

• 28:39H. Foley?

  Yes, I know the couch.

• 28:40Speaker 01

  It's a little too big for the room, I feel.

• 28:43H. Foley?

  And the bottoms of it are probably not the, the, um...

• 28:47Speaker 01

  Legs.

• 28:48H. Foley?

  Are gone.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:49H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  It's sitting on, it's flat.

• 28:51H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 28:52Speaker 01

  It's tough. Um, yeah, in... See, we, in the burbs, we, we do have a little more of an open floor plan, but we do have like a... The Shay's Lounge, however, whatever you wanna call it, it's more, it's like, you know.

• 29:08H. Foley?

  Shay's Lounge?

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Is that what it's called?

• 29:10H. Foley?

  No, that's like a straight thing.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  A chaise.

• 29:13H. Foley?

  Chaise.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  It's like, what's this cool? A Shay's Lounge.

• 29:18H. Foley?

  You mean Shad Day.

• 29:20Speaker 01

  Nah, I was making a joke.

• 29:21H. Foley?

  Sha- you talking about Shad Day, the singer?

• 29:24Speaker 01

  No, you are.

• 29:26H. Foley?

  What's her song?

• 29:27Speaker 01

  I don't know. Anywho, I'm saying, my wife did this and that even felt a little...

• 29:34H. Foley?

  She had a Shay's Lounge in the kitchen?

• 29:36Speaker 01

  You've been to the house.

• 29:39H. Foley?

  I don't remember.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  It's not in the kitchen, but it's not not in the kitchen.

• 29:42H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Yeah.

• 29:43Speaker 01

  I can see the kitchen.

• 29:45H. Foley?

  I give you that.

• 29:46Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? It's a little, I don't think, I don't think there should be cloth in where there's cooking and eating. That's to be wiped down, sprayed, cleaned, disinfected. Not every day, but, you know what I mean? There's a mess.

• 29:59H. Foley?

  Other than a banquet.

• 30:00Speaker 01

  Other than a banquet.

• 30:01H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:01Speaker 01

  A breakfast nook, if you will, but that's all built in, I feel.

• 30:05H. Foley?

  My buddy in, uh, high school, his parents had a, like a diner booth in their kitchen.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  That's cool.

• 30:11H. Foley?

  Oh, it was, and it was, it was, it was the, like, the corner one. It was awesome.

• 30:16Speaker 01

  Ah, that's really cool.

• 30:19H. Foley?

  It was awesome.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  When I moved here, I had to keep all my stuff in a kitchen and it was on a banquet.

• 30:24H. Foley?

  I know exactly that kitchen banquet you're talking about.

• 30:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:27H. Foley?

  That was not cool.

• 30:30H. Foley?

  That was next to a washer and dryer, which was next to an oven.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  Which was also next to a refrigerator.

• 30:36H. Foley?

  Yep.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  Which was also, also next to all of my worldly belongings.

• 30:40H. Foley?

  Mm-hmm. Which I then inherited.

• 30:42Speaker 01

  Inherited a good amount of this.

• 30:45H. Foley?

  When Kevin lost weight.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 30:46H. Foley?

  My first pair of salvaged denim.

• 30:48Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 30:48H. Foley?

  Only pair.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  Sure. Those things were stiff as a board.

• 30:52H. Foley?

  They were great.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:54H. Foley?

  Fit very well in those jeans.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  Didn't poop himself once.

• 31:00H. Foley?

  Were they button fly?

• 31:02Speaker 01

  Maybe, they were Gap.

• 31:03H. Foley?

  Freak.

• 31:04Speaker 01

  What?

• 31:05H. Foley?

  Button fly?

• 31:06Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't remember what they were.

• 31:07H. Foley?

  That's swinger shit.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  First of all, you're wearing my pants, guy.

• 31:11H. Foley?

  Button fly jeans?

• 31:13Speaker 01

  You were wearing them.

• 31:15H. Foley?

  I know, you had them.

• 31:16Speaker 01

  I know, but you can't-

• 31:17H. Foley?

  I wanna go out and buy button fly jeans? What am I, from the 70s? Going down to the regal beagle? Like a freak? What were you doing in those things?

• 31:26Speaker 01

  What were you doing in those things?

• 31:28H. Foley?

  Yanking butt balls out of your-

• 31:30Speaker 01

  What? Really cool? Dingleberries? No. Berry dingers?

• 31:34H. Foley?

  No, what's the balls you pull out of the butt?

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Butt plugs?

• 31:37H. Foley?

  No, not by-

• 31:38Speaker 01

  Back like you don't know. Huh? Probably got one in right now.

• 31:41H. Foley?

  Butt balls.

• 31:42Speaker 01

  Ain't no B.

• 31:42H. Foley?

  Ain't no B!

• 31:43Speaker 01

  You're kidding.

• 31:45H. Foley?

  That's what I was, I was, couldn't think of-

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 31:47H. Foley?

  Butt plugs all day.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 31:51H. Foley?

  I like to miss a snack.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  You can take them on the road with me. Easy to travel with. Uh, alright, let's see here, um...

• 32:04Speaker 01

  This one's from Ben, $10 homie here, "You ever have to back your car up on the highway?" That's a bad look. You see it, I would never do it. I would just go to the next exit.

• 32:19Speaker 01

  What? I'm sure you have. You probably did it last week.

• 32:24H. Foley?

  I get very scared if I miss the exit I'm supposed to get off at. I don't know what's up ahead.

• 32:29Speaker 01

  So, so let's put everybody at danger.

• 32:31H. Foley?

  I don't know how far down I gotta go. I don't know how weird and dark and scary and bad this is gonna get.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  I mean, it's not like last house on the left on a highway.

• 32:41H. Foley?

  If I'm there and it kinda works, I'm back, I'm scooching back a little bit and it, whee! Tearing off.

• 32:48Speaker 01

  That's wild. You're dangerous. You're dangerous.

• 32:51H. Foley?

  Oh, I'm dangerous.

• 32:55H. Foley?

  Blood plug falls out of.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  Uh, I told you I was on a mega bus one time and the guy did it. It was crazy.

• 33:03H. Foley?

  I'm gonna lose in your life.

• 33:03Speaker 01

  Dude, on the New Jersey turnpike. Or it might have been a Chinatown bus.

• 33:06H. Foley?

  Everybody hang on!

• 33:08Speaker 01

  It was dude, he was like, "Everybody shut up!" And everybody... Well dude, the traffic was horrible on the fucking Jersey turnpike coming up from Philly. It was a Greyhound, if I remember correctly. Man, that Greyhound bus on Filbert Street or whatever in, in Philly is crazy.

• 33:24H. Foley?

  Under the overpass or whatever that is. It's, right?

• 33:27Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 33:28H. Foley?

  Yeah, but 10th and Filbert. There's an overpass there.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Oh, like the convention center?

• 33:34H. Foley?

  That's where the Chinatown buses, yeah.

• 33:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, the Grey-

• 33:37H. Foley?

  That Greyhound bus station in Philly?

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Man. Fuck. There's about four, 4,000 people there and one guy working and he ain't having it. He's fielding queer, well, all fucking off the wall questions. People trying to, you know, wrong tickets, this, that, the others. People just living in there. Brutal. Uh, but, this traffic was horrible. And I guess he was just like, "Oh, this, we're gonna sit in traffic for like 3 hours or whatever." He went nah, fucking, hops over on the fucking, hops over on the shoulder and just... I mean, a good quarter mile, just all the way back. Fucking whipping work this guy was, dude. Some lady's next to me, "I don't think this is illegal." I'm like, "Honey, zip it." Ain't nobody, everybody's got shit to do today.

• 34:24H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  Fuck you. Uh, that's trashy, trashy move, dangerous. You know what, I also don't like the fucking, and I've done everybody's, every, you know, if you're, you realize your exit's coming up and you do like and you're like, "Just fucking go one more."

• 34:38H. Foley?

  Oh, stop it. You don't do the same thing?

• 34:40Speaker 01

  I'm not saying I haven't, but I'm also go-

• 34:42H. Foley?

  It's a sign up, it's a point of pride. Get over. Safely.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, not all the time it's safely. That's what I'm saying. Where the guy like posted up at the, he's in there, you know what I mean? He just gets to that part where all the shattered glass and tires are. You're jammed up if you're sitting in no man's land there.

• 34:59H. Foley?

  Oh, man. There's a bunch of broken glass around you. That's a fucking kill spot right there.

• 35:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's bad news.

• 35:05H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 01

  Um, alright, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Josh. $10 investor, never had one read. Are you garbed if you use Chuck E. Cheese tokens to get shopping carts from the Audi? It's the same size as a quarter, so I get a free cart.

• 35:18H. Foley?

  Gentlemen.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 35:20H. Foley?

  Good for you.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  I respect it.

• 35:22H. Foley?

  Yeah, I don't mind ripping off Audi, to be honest with you.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  I mean, but it's a quarter. You're making away with a quarter. If you're stealing the cart, I'd still give them the quarter. What are you talking about, a quarter?

• 35:32H. Foley?

  I think that's silly.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  What?

• 35:35H. Foley?

  I'm sorry. You're charging a quarter for your cart? You're charging for carts? What's that all about?

• 35:42Speaker 01

  I don't know, Luke. Look into that. Is it to like, return it? There's gotta be something. It can't be like a money-making thing. Because it...

• 35:48H. Foley?

  I just think that's nickel and diamond.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  I understand. I would assume...

• 35:52H. Foley?

  The American consumer.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  German company stealing our fucking Deutschmarks.

• 35:58H. Foley?

  Exactly. That's what I'm talking about.

• 36:00Speaker 01

  I'm with it.

• 36:01H. Foley?

  I don't care what you're charging for, great.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  I assume there's some sort of like psychological behind it to like, return it. Do you get the quarter back?

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Yes. So, you ask for the quarter as a deposit to incentivize customers to return their carts to the corral.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  I gotta say that I'm okay with that. They're not charging. They're charging. They're taxing if you don't return it.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  It's particularly an Audi practice. Google's saying.

• 36:24H. Foley?

  That's what they do. That's their family thing.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  That's their thing.

• 36:27H. Foley?

  They're big into quarters and carts?

• 36:29Speaker 02

  Ideally, you'd need less employees, uh, collecting the cart from the parking lot as people then return.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  I used to be a cart master myself. I gotta say I'm against this. You're taking away hard-working American jobs. Something that I know about and care about.

• 36:43H. Foley?

  And usually, those kids, you know.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  What?

• 36:50H. Foley?

  It's nice to employ, though. It's not... They're nice people and they should have a job.

• 36:55Speaker 01

  Talking about me?

• 36:56H. Foley?

  Kinda. Talking about people that usually do that kind of work.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  Me. And my friends all did it.

• 37:02H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 37:05Speaker 01

  You have something to say?

• 37:06H. Foley?

  No, I don't have anything to say.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 37:07H. Foley?

  I just think, you know, there's a specific kind of people that, that, that-

• 37:12Speaker 01

  Hard workers.

• 37:13H. Foley?

  Sure, that-

• 37:14Speaker 01

  Not sure.

• 37:15H. Foley?

  That get those jobs. A lot of people with special needs do those jobs, and I think it's important that they have those jobs available.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 37:23H. Foley?

  They're not muscled out by a quarter.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  My special need was a chicken parm for lunch every day.

• 37:28H. Foley?

  I understand that. I understand.

• 37:30Speaker 02

  This is kinda funny. Uh, I looked up how much Chuck E. Cheese tokens are, and it was about five dollars for 20 tokens, so a quarter-

• 37:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:38Speaker 02

  They're the same conversion rate.

• 37:41H. Foley?

  Wow.

• 37:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz that's not free.

• 37:43H. Foley?

  He gets it back too, so what's the fucking difference?

• 37:46Speaker 01

  This guy, this guy's full of malarkey.

• 37:48H. Foley?

  Who is it?

• 37:49Speaker 01

  I don't know, I think I do- Josh!

• 37:51H. Foley?

  Josh, call me.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  I got a few ideas to blow this scheme wide open.

• 37:58H. Foley?

  I've been dying for a Chuck E. Cheese pizza.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:01H. Foley?

  I don't know why.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  I don't, I mean, I prob- when was the last time you had one, you feel? A hundred years ago?

• 38:06H. Foley?

  Forty years ago?

• 38:07Speaker 01

  Yeah. I don't even know if I fully remember it.

• 38:10H. Foley?

  Not forty years ago. Thirty years ago, I would say.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  You were 20?

• 38:13H. Foley?

  Probably.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 38:14H. Foley?

  Can't remember why, but somewhere around there.

• 38:16Speaker 01

  A Chuck E. Cheese party, I would presume?

• 38:17H. Foley?

  Crazy, 30 years ago I was 20, 40 years ago I was 10. 40 years ago I was 10 years old, and my whole life in front of me. Baby.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:27H. Foley?

  Crazy?

• 38:28Speaker 01

  That really is 40 years ago. I mean, if you're like, right, you're like, I think, you think 40 is a small number?

• 38:36H. Foley?

  Just 40 years ago, I was 10 years old.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  I don't know if that's like a-

• 38:41H. Foley?

  No?

• 38:41Speaker 01

  Relative-

• 38:43H. Foley?

  Well, I've lived longer. I'm like, towards the end of Interstellar. He's young. I've been over in, uh, the, what's it called? The-

• 38:50Speaker 02

  Tesseract or whatever.

• 38:51H. Foley?

  No, uh, Tunn19, or whatever the fuck it was, that huge ass fucking black hole.

• 38:56Speaker 01

  There you have it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I guess I don't just go like, I'm 40 now, so that was my whole life. And you're going, just 40 years ago. So every second of my, every memory I have, you're going, oh, just that ago.

• 39:09H. Foley?

  Just like that.

• 39:09Speaker 01

  Even for me to say 30 years ago, I was 10. 30 years is a long time.

• 39:14H. Foley?

  30 years is a long time, yeah.

• 39:17H. Foley?

  40 years ago, not that long.

• 39:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 39:21H. Foley?

  I don't know when the last time I had Chuck E. Cheese pizza.

• 39:22Speaker 01

  I just missed the exit, pulled over, backed up, got off the ramp to Foleyville.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  It's kind of coming back, the Chuck E. Cheese pizza, for like nostalgia. Like, it's on Uber Eats. Like, you can get it.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  Really?

• 39:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, I saw, like, some Instagram videos about, like, people ordering the Chuck E. Cheese pizza.

• 39:36H. Foley?

  Is that right?

• 39:37Speaker 01

  There's no Chuck E. Cheese in New York, is there?

• 39:39Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 39:40H. Foley?

  There's a couple along the way.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  Oh, I know a guy that can look that up.

• 39:43H. Foley?

  Me?

• 39:43Speaker 01

  Someone along, no, him.

• 39:44H. Foley?

  Oh.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  What? What do you do around here?

• 39:48Speaker 02

  You don't have a phone right now.

• 39:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:51H. Foley?

  I got water in it. Club soda.

• 39:55Speaker 01

  Alright, Sprite.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  Queens, there's probably one.

• 39:59Speaker 02

  Queens.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  Hackensack, New Jersey or something.

• 40:02H. Foley?

  There's one in Long Island.

• 40:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, multiple in Long Island, a lot in Long Island.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  Rockville Center, probably.

• 40:07Speaker 02

  Also one up in the South Bronx.

• 40:09Speaker 01

  South Bronx, South, South Bronx. I ain't going up there.

• 40:12H. Foley?

  No.

• 40:13Speaker 01

  I got shit to do.

• 40:15H. Foley?

  Crazy. You ever go to that Pelham Bay Mall up there?

• 40:19Speaker 01

  Pelham Bay, uh, yeah.

• 40:21H. Foley?

  Yeah?

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Uh, it's not great. I feel any mall with a parking garage is bad news.

• 40:26H. Foley?

  Shady.

• 40:28Speaker 01

  It's just, you feel like you're gonna get got. And that's a lot of those malls out there. You're like, it's just...

• 40:37Speaker 01

  I grew up going to Suburb Mall, Oxford Valley Mall, shout out, and the Shammany Mall also, Franklin Mills Mall. Uh, you park in the dri- you park in a parking lot, it's like an outdoor thing. That's like you're pulling, you're like a little rat in a fucking cage. You don't get to see the sunlight the whole time.

• 40:50H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 40:51Speaker 01

  I don't like that, I don't like that. Not for me, not for me, not for him.

• 40:56H. Foley?

  Kev, we got time about Cash App.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  Woo, who don't love that Cash App? You love that Cash App?

• 40:59H. Foley?

  I love that Cash App. More important, that new Cash App Green where you get a lot of money back.

• 41:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, baby.

• 41:03H. Foley?

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• 41:11Speaker 01

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• 41:56Speaker 01

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• 42:16H. Foley?

  Do it. Do it. Kev, let's talk about Chime.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Chime!

• 42:20H. Foley?

  As you know, baby, life comes at you pretty quick.

• 42:22Speaker 01

  You ain't lying, big man.

• 42:23H. Foley?

  Things start adding up.

• 42:24Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 42:25H. Foley?

  You know what I'm saying? I wish I could go back and tell my younger self, if you're gonna do a little banking, make sure you save your money, make sure you do it right, watch out for bank fees, all that kinda stuff. I'll tell you what I really wish, I could go back and say, "Hey, I wish I had Chime."

• 42:39Speaker 01

  I know. Listen, if you're out there, this is where Chime comes in. Chime is changing the way people bank. It's hard, and listen, it's hard enough to keep a buck as it is. Then you got these big corporate banks coming after you.

• 42:52H. Foley?

  Overdraft fees.

• 42:53Speaker 01

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• 43:34H. Foley?

  Do it.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime Card provided by Chime's bank partners. Qualifying direct deposits required. Terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com/disclosures for details.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see here. Uh, this one's from Umbro Undies. That's funny, we were just talking about that. $10 homie never had one red. You ever walk a bicycle up a hill because you were too fat to ride up it?

• 43:59H. Foley?

  Fuck yeah.

• 43:59Speaker 01

  Well, do that when I was a kid and every other car that went by, I felt embarrassed. I mean, yeah.

• 44:05H. Foley?

  That's dangerous.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  You're talking about reversal on the highway.

• 44:10H. Foley?

  It's your bicycle. You start going up a bike, a bike.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Bike.

• 44:14H. Foley?

  Start going up a hill.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  Hill, bike.

• 44:16H. Foley?

  And you can't hoof it? You start rolling backwards? Poo wee.

• 44:21Speaker 01

  We had, uh...

• 44:22H. Foley?

  Dangerous.

• 44:23Speaker 01

  We were, obviously, you know, we were a pretty big bike squad for a couple of years. Pre-cars, whatever, summer, riding around, dirt jumps in the... You'd find... That's one thing, I don't know if you ever talked, just like the dirt jumps that just existed, like dirtbag generation to dirtbag generation.

• 44:39H. Foley?

  Sure.

• 44:40Speaker 01

  You would find them and be like, whoa. These are overgrown.

• 44:43H. Foley?

  You had to top them off a little bit.

• 44:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, you take, you would take... That was like our job. We'd go, fuck, we found these. Go back to my boy's house, get a shovel, get a rake, get a whatever, you know, and even just like spend a week cleaning them up, getting them ready, building them up. It would rain, whatever. That was fucking fantastic. Uh, but there were some hills that like we would all just kinda get off and be like, this one's too. It's like, you're also like, I'm not fucking killing myself. I got half the day in front of me. You know what I mean? Can't be fucking...

• 45:12H. Foley?

  If you didn't trust your equipment that well. Like, I've had some bikes where I've done that, tried to be the big man. I've started grinding up the hill and then the fucking handlebars go forward on me.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  It's a heavy load.

• 45:26H. Foley?

  Fucking brutal.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  A heavy payload.

• 45:28H. Foley?

  Or you pop a chain or something like that.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:31H. Foley?

  Brutal.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 45:32H. Foley?

  Man, I remember the first time that handle, I didn't know handlebars would do that to you. And they just fucked me. And then you're meh, and you get handlebars over the top, bad news.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  I would suck too. I remember one time we rode our bikes mad far before, you know, self whatever. We were probably like at least an hour plus away in another neighborhood. Like we went to like another whatever. We're like, let's just fucking go. Summer day. Hot as shit.

• 45:59H. Foley?

  Mm hmm.

• 46:00Speaker 01

  I got a flat.

• 46:01H. Foley?

  Ooh.

• 46:02Speaker 01

  And like four other guys were like, well. You know. We'll walk with you or whatever. And then like after a while they're like later and like I'm just left me fucking sweating my ass off in a pair of cargo shorts.

• 46:17H. Foley?

  You couldn't hit a gas station, pump it up?

• 46:19Speaker 01

  It was pop like whatever, nail in it something like none. No, I'm not. I mean, this is suburbs. It's not like there's like fucking gas stations or like a bike store every two blocks.

• 46:29H. Foley?

  I would have fucking thrown that bike in the woods.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  In the river.

• 46:32H. Foley?

  No, I just would have thrown it in the woods, covered it up and walked back and got my mom's car.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  What, hotwired that thing when he talked? I was like 12 years old.

• 46:39H. Foley?

  I'd go back and tell my mom.

• 46:41Speaker 01

  This is at work. This is when like there was, I wasn't talking to a parent for another seven hours. They're gone. They're a ghost. My dad, he ain't picking up. He got shit to do.

• 46:51H. Foley?

  Yeah, I'd stash it and come back for it. Like the, like the, uh, time machine.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  Sure, but there was a thing, cause Danny's bike got stolen by one of the bad kids. In the neighborhood. There was a thing, I think if I came home without that bike.

• 47:07H. Foley?

  That they know? They don't know where you are for eight hours? She's checking bikes?

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:11H. Foley?

  She's tossing cell, where's your bike?

• 47:13Speaker 01

  No, but.

• 47:13H. Foley?

  What is she, a pagan?

• 47:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:16H. Foley?

  Checking for your ride?

• 47:16Speaker 01

  It's a patch over.

• 47:17H. Foley?

  She comes home at three in the morning, she's looking for your bike?

• 47:20Speaker 01

  She's coming home at three in the morning? The fuck she doing? She is a pagan, I guess.

• 47:26Speaker 01

  Um, no, but I think it would have been like, you don't, you don't fucking throw a. What? I don't even know what, a $200 bike or whatever the fuck it was.

• 47:35H. Foley?

  $200 bike?

• 47:36Speaker 01

  I don't know what I had. I don't know, I don't, I don't know the 90s inflation rate or whatever. You don't throw a bike that they. That's just not what.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  That wasn't gonna, I was.

• 47:47H. Foley?

  So you just humped it all the way back to the house?

• 47:49Speaker 01

  All the way back to my boy's house.

• 47:51H. Foley?

  Man, I bet you that iced tea you slugged down was probably.

• 47:53Speaker 01

  It was Wild Cherry Pepsi. My boy had, my boy would get the thirty packs of Wild Cherry Pepsi.

• 48:00H. Foley?

  I bet you you were parched when you got home. Meatball? Those legs were probably burning on the inside.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 48:08H. Foley?

  Weren't they fatty?

• 48:09Speaker 01

  Probably had to sit down on his couch.

• 48:11H. Foley?

  Oh, you probably needed.

• 48:13Speaker 01

  Crack open a box of Cheez-Its. And fuck, the kid snacks were fucking out of this world, dude.

• 48:20H. Foley?

  Whoo, I'm gonna need about four episodes of Frasier to fucking shake this off.

• 48:27Speaker 01

  With a Becker kicker.

• 48:31H. Foley?

  Man, the day I had. Did you? His dad's sitting there.

• 48:35Speaker 01

  I grabbed the remote from his dad.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  The hell you watching? Turn the news off.

• 48:44H. Foley?

  His paper just comes down a little bit. Woo, the day I had, holy shit.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  His.

• 48:53Speaker 01

  His dad, it was the loudest family. His dad used to scream. Big guy, huge guy, real new money family.

• 49:04Speaker 01

  His dad was the first, first guy I ever saw had a three day hangover. He laid on the couch.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  Also, it's wild, I was at his house for three days.

• 49:16Speaker 01

  They had a big party. I guess he got all fucked up. He laid on the couch in his underwear. They had one of those big screen TVs that were like two feet deep, like the big wooden joint, you know what I mean? It's like a garage door.

• 49:32H. Foley?

  Yeah, it was like a shed.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  Uh huh, yeah. Pull a fucking rider mower out of that thing. Uh, he laid there, ice packs on his head, everything. I get it now, but I remember being like, god damn, what the fuck? I mean, my dad drinks Lavo, the voice is.

• 49:51H. Foley?

  Did he sleep there?

• 49:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, he didn't move dude, didn't move.

• 49:55H. Foley?

  Was he shaking off heroin, detoxing?

• 49:59Speaker 01

  He's a jammed up. That's a party.

• 50:05H. Foley?

  Dad's in the 90s.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  Uh, this is, yeah, this is probably 99. Yeah, late 90s, early 2000s. I think it turned when I was in 7th grade, maybe 7th, 8th grade was 99, 2000.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Big year for dirtbags. The Chronic, 2001 had just dropped.

• 50:26H. Foley?

  Big year for dirtbags.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  It was dude. For the 99, 2000, girl that wanna dig your baggy. Juvenile was hot, Cash Money Records, Dre was back, Cottonmouth Kings hit, Hacky Sack was in. Skateboarding, MTV was cooking. Man, Limp Bizkit, corn, boom, baka boom, Slipknot, you couldn't tell a shit.

• 50:50H. Foley?

  I got you.

• 50:53Speaker 01

  Three day hangovers. Now I get it. If I got, if I get that fucked up and I got, I do have, I have three days to just fucking shut it down, I'd be shutting it down.

• 51:03H. Foley?

  I love three days to shut it down.

• 51:05Speaker 01

  I have three days to shut it down.

• 51:07H. Foley?

  Three days to shut down is something else.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  Alright, let's see here, this is from Zach.

• 51:15Speaker 01

  First time, long time. Do you say coupons or coupons? I'm coupons.

• 51:21H. Foley?

  Coupons.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Say?

• 51:23H. Foley?

  Coupons.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Q.

• 51:24H. Foley?

  You have any coupons?

• 51:25Speaker 01

  Like the letter Q-pons.

• 51:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, coupons.

• 51:27Speaker 01

  Luke?

• 51:27Speaker 02

  Coupons.

• 51:28H. Foley?

  Coupons?

• 51:29Speaker 01

  That's what it is, coupon.

• 51:30H. Foley?

  Sounds French.

• 51:32Speaker 01

  Get the epidemiologist?

• 51:35H. Foley?

  Coupon.

• 51:36Speaker 01

  Coupon.

• 51:37H. Foley?

  Yeah. See if you have a coupon. Mom, do you have a coupon?

• 51:41Speaker 01

  I never understood coupons, even when I was a cashier at Acme, they read them to me.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  Originates from the French word coupon.

• 51:48H. Foley?

  Whoa!

• 51:50Speaker 02

  A piece cut off.

• 51:54Speaker 01

  Luke comes from the French word loseur.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  Louis.

• 51:59H. Foley?

  Bonsoir Monsieur Duke.

• 52:01Speaker 02

  Bonjour Foley.

• 52:03H. Foley?

  Parlez-vous anglais s'il vous plaît?

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Non.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  Parlez-vous français?

• 52:11H. Foley?

  Ho, ho!

• 52:14Speaker 01

  Going to France very soon.

• 52:16H. Foley?

  You are going to France very soon.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  Two days, in, out.

• 52:19H. Foley?

  So am I.

• 52:19Speaker 01

  Bank job, hitting the Louvre, cleaning it out, moving on.

• 52:23H. Foley?

  I'm coming too.

• 52:24Speaker 01

  No, you're not.

• 52:25H. Foley?

  I'm gonna be in Paris the same time you are.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  When am I going?

• 52:28H. Foley?

  Couple weeks.

• 52:29Speaker 01

  When are you gonna, couple weeks?

• 52:33H. Foley?

  Nah, you go ahead.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  Ah, thanks.

• 52:35H. Foley?

  I'll be holding it down here.

• 52:37Speaker 01

  Oh god, maybe I should cancel the trip then.

• 52:39H. Foley?

  Couldn't pay me to go to Europe now.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  You wanna go somewhere Hank?

• 52:41H. Foley?

  No.

• 52:44H. Foley?

  I'm in a routine, dog. I'm in a rebuild routine.

• 52:48Speaker 02

  You're very stoic now.

• 52:50H. Foley?

  Very stoic, very locked in, dialed in, focused, bang, bang, bang. Bed 11, up, dawn, kicking ass, bang. That's what I do.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  Bed 11, up, noon.

• 53:03H. Foley?

  Breakfast.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  Outta bed 2, back in bed 3.

• 53:08H. Foley?

  Yeah, now, no vacations, focused, dialed in, 3 months, bang, bang, bang. Cool, you go out there, have your fromage, your snails. You go out there and get softer, I'll be here getting harder.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Why?

• 53:28Speaker 01

  Pause.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  Damn dude.

• 53:33H. Foley?

  You come back, I'll be rock hard.

• 53:34Speaker 01

  Waiting for ya, edging. When's Kippee get back? He be texting me in the group and shit. Kippee, what time's your flight get in?

• 53:45Speaker 01

  Venetia?

• 53:47Speaker 02

  Why?

• 53:48H. Foley?

  What, ew? I mean like that.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  Okay dude, you do whatever you want.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, uh, we were never a huge coupon family.

• 53:59H. Foley?

  My mom was, she liked the coupon.

• 54:01Speaker 01

  I think if it was like big enough, if someone got it, it was like Denise would use it, she just never, maybe just never really had the time to be dipping, you know, or whatever. But the big promotional sale, she would hit heavy. We shopped at Super Fresh, which I think is probably now defunct.

• 54:19H. Foley?

  Shouldn't be.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Which they were, they were like, to me, that was the Whole Foods, they were like, they were the biggest, it was most of them.

• 54:27Speaker 02

  They're banging good.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  They're still banging.

• 54:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:29Speaker 01

  Where at?

• 54:30Speaker 02

  Everywhere. They got one in Elmhurst.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Oh, up here.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:33Speaker 01

  I haven't seen one since the one closed by us. Super Fresh, um... But she would do heavy on the, they were America's Choice was their brand and-

• 54:44H. Foley?

  That ShopRite, isn't it?

• 54:46Speaker 02

  Oh wait, they got bought out by ShopRite. It says they shuttered and they liquidated in 2015, but I guess maybe they're keeping like the brand?

• 54:52Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 54:53Speaker 02

  Whoever bought them, like, it says Acme or ShopRite bought them.

• 54:55H. Foley?

  Liquidated. What's that mean?

• 54:58Speaker 01

  They're rid of everything. And so America's Choice, ShopRite might have started carrying America's Choice brand, I don't know. But that was SuperFresh growing up, uh, and we would buy all that shit, the ten for ten, the two buy one get one, the three for five type thing. I remember coupons, but specials, you were big on specials.

• 55:15H. Foley?

  Do you remember what kind of crazy deals they would do on yogurts?

• 55:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, they were ten for ten. Man, I was, I was, I was-

• 55:22H. Foley?

  I mean, what the-

• 55:23Speaker 01

  I was a cashier during that period.

• 55:25H. Foley?

  Where the fuck else do you get ten for ten Danons? They would fucking-

• 55:29Speaker 01

  Dude, they would stack them. It'd be like, they'd, it'd look like a factory. They'd stack them this high on the belt, deep, deep as the belt could go. And those, let me tell you, you buy the six packs, right? Those Danon six packs, they got edges to them. You try to put them in a plastic bag, that bag's shredding. You gotta double, triple bag them thing.

• 55:47H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 55:48Speaker 01

  You gotta be going through bags left and right.

• 55:49H. Foley?

  Uh huh. They'll cut you. Fucking open up a letter with those things.

• 55:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. I was, man.

• 55:54H. Foley?

  Ten for ten yogurts. Yoplait.

• 55:57Speaker 01

  That was my best stone, dude. That shit was crazy.

• 56:01H. Foley?

  Yoplait, La Yogurt, all kinds of stuff. The French shit with the fucking just foil top, I used to fucking crush them. Love the fucking yogurt. Back in the day. Now it's all the Greek shit, which I dig, but you miss the old school stuff, you know?

• 56:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're an old school guy.

• 56:19H. Foley?

  I'm an old school guy.

• 56:20Speaker 01

  That's what I think when I think of you.

• 56:21H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  Old school.

• 56:22H. Foley?

  I'm not a fruit on the bottom kinda guy. I like it all mixed in. Bananas and strawberry-

• 56:26Speaker 01

  You're a fruit in the bedroom kinda guy.

• 56:27H. Foley?

  Blueberry, sure. I'm bringing a little exotic fruit, dragon fruit, pineapple.

• 56:32Speaker 02

  You like Trix?

• 56:33H. Foley?

  Oh, like Trix?

• 56:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, the yogurt.

• 56:35H. Foley?

  The yogurt? Nah, I missed all that stuff.

• 56:37Speaker 02

  Really?

• 56:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, that's, that's, that's you, dude.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  I know, dawg.

• 56:40H. Foley?

  It's cool, it's cool, man. It's, I'm not hating on it.

• 56:42Speaker 02

  It wasn't for you. Trix are for kids, obviously.

• 56:44H. Foley?

  Yeah. I, I, do I like Trix? Like Trix Trix?

• 56:47Speaker 02

  No, I mean, I-

• 56:49H. Foley?

  You like Trix, right?

• 56:50Speaker 02

  No. Actually, it has a cereal, it kinda stinks.

• 56:53H. Foley?

  You're fucking both stupid.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  That shit was whack.

• 56:56H. Foley?

  It was whack when they started making it, when they make it shaped like fruits. It used to be just round balls, then they were banging, they were delicious. Then they fucked it up, like they fuck up everything. Once Cobain died.

• 57:11H. Foley?

  Here we are.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 57:13H. Foley?

  Huh?

• 57:15H. Foley?

  All that shit about Vietnam.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  You're really going after Top Bray as the Savannah Bananas tricks? Woo, man. Got to write a few apology letters after this one. Uh...

• 57:27H. Foley?

  Hates all his comments are his own and...

• 57:29Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 57:30H. Foley?

  They affiliated with Tooty LLC.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  Uh, alright, let's see, this is from Jared. $10 homie, is it garbage that your mom at the kitchen table divides up your grandfather's ashes out amongst the siblings with a kitchen spoon and Ziploc bags? That's fucking crazy. There's gotta be a more proper way to do that.

• 57:51H. Foley?

  I would assume. Medically, yeah.

• 57:54Speaker 01

  But what would it be then?

• 57:56H. Foley?

  I think you could probably have the place that does it do it.

• 57:59Speaker 01

  Let's say that doesn't happen. You gotta kinda spoon it.

• 58:02H. Foley?

  I mean, I think you at least gotta take that shit to the garage. I think you gotta throw on some gloves. I think you gotta get some decent receptacles where the thing is in there. Where the, where the plastic bag is in there. Cause I, I have my, I have some of my dad's and it's in a plastic bag in a thing. I open it all the time.

• 58:27Speaker 01

  And we're back.

• 58:28H. Foley?

  I keep something in there and I open it to make sure it's in there.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  Would somebody steal it? Why, why wouldn't it be in there?

• 58:35H. Foley?

  It's cause I'm crazy and I like to, like to check.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 58:37H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 58:39H. Foley?

  But yeah, he's just in a bag. He's in a plastic bag. It's weird. I don't even know if that's him.

• 58:44Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 58:45H. Foley?

  What were you gonna say?

• 58:46Speaker 01

  I'm gonna pull out of this conversation. I'm gonna make, I'm gonna put my producer hat on for a second and, uh, pull the yoke up on this. Uh, and, uh, Luke.

• 59:00H. Foley?

  You can't do that shit at the kitchen table. That's human waste or whatever it is. You can't be whacking that up there.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  It's not a fucking kilo.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  What are you doing to this stash house?

• 59:11H. Foley?

  They're taking none of the plugs.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's, that's-

• 59:14H. Foley?

  Wild.

• 59:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, but, uh, yeah, yes, wild. I, I don't know. I don't- Not many people in my family were ever cremated. We're a body family.

• 59:26H. Foley?

  You are a body fam. I respect it. We've always been a body family, too. I didn't, I didn't know anybody that could start getting cremated until, shit, ten, fifteen years ago.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know. I think every, nobody was been cremated.

• 59:41H. Foley?

  Cause you always had to go through that fucking thing. Oh, fuck, I'm gonna be there.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  That's all I know.

• 59:46H. Foley?

  The viewing. Nobody ever looks right.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  No, we were, were we talking about on air? Should tan them.

• 59:54H. Foley?

  Hey, we were talking about it.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  Why not tan them a little bit?

• 59:56H. Foley?

  Hit them with a spray.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  Well, spray tally with tans.

• 59:59H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02H. Foley?

  Get the girls to come in.

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  You got them in a boot.

• 1:00:07H. Foley?

  Dominican radio playing?

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  When I was in like, third grade, my dad told me he wanted to be, maybe like, nah, like, I was like, seven or eight. He told me, my cousin and my brother, we were all driving into the city, that he wanted to be cremated, and we all started crying.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  What? Not now!

• 1:00:29H. Foley?

  You fucking pussies.

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  Nah, what are you talking, what are you talking, you still crying? What are you talking about? Calling a seven-year-old kid a pussy?

• 1:00:37H. Foley?

  Yeah, that had a freak-

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  My cousin asked the question, and he was like, "I shouldn't have asked it, I'm so sorry."

• 1:00:45Speaker 01

  They're all puking out the window.

• 1:00:49H. Foley?

  Whoa, he asked, he asked, uh-

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  My cousin was, I think, you know, someone had just died, and my cousin was like-

• 1:00:55H. Foley?

  Uncle Lou, do you wanna be cremated?

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  Do you wanna be cremated, or what? And he's like, "I wanna be cremated." And then my brother started going, and then I went, and then my cousin was just, "I ruined everything."

• 1:01:08H. Foley?

  What'd your dad say? "Shut up!"

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 1:01:12H. Foley?

  He just turns the radio up real loud.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  It's corn's playing.

• 1:01:20Speaker 01

  "I'm just the freak on the leash."

• 1:01:22H. Foley?

  As you're driving into the city, the camera gets further away.

• 1:01:27Speaker 01

  Turns off the bridge.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Boom, baka, boom, ba, boom, baka, baka.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  Thing. I remember, I asked my dad if he was an organ donor. I just had assumed. I never told you this.

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  Cause during.

• 1:01:48H. Foley?

  I'm an organ donor.

• 1:01:48Speaker 01

  During the night, yeah, nobody wants some of the shit. Give them to the wolves. They're gonna get them to the vultures to pick over whatever's left.

• 1:02:00H. Foley?

  Feed, feed me to the fucking prairie dogs at this.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  Chom me up and feed me to the bull.

• 1:02:05H. Foley?

  Oh shit.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  Uh, there was a big campaign.

• 1:02:08H. Foley?

  Can't take a liver that big.

• 1:02:13H. Foley?

  You're gonna make some rhino real happy.

• 1:02:18Speaker 01

  What's up, I'm Luke from the Outdoor Boys. Outdoor Boys is gutting you.

• 1:02:24Speaker 01

  We're gonna field dress a Foley.

• 1:02:27H. Foley?

  He's waiting at the plane flying over.

• 1:02:32H. Foley?

  Shit.

• 1:02:33Speaker 01

  Gotta make sure this one's not toxic. Um. No, it was a big campaign in the 90s for.

• 1:02:39H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  Organ donation. And I just assumed, you know what I mean? We were, I, I never really ever thought anything about it. I was like, Dad, are you an organ donor? He's like, nah. And I'm like, what? Why?

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  And his response was something along the lines of, I don't like that. And I was just like, I like pressured him again. You know, you know when like someone doesn't really have it? It's just like a feeling. They don't really. And he goes, I don't know, man. I came into this with all my stuff. I'm leaving with all my stuff. I was like, alright, fair enough.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 1:03:15H. Foley?

  The only thing I worry about is if I do that and then get cremated. It may be like a backdraft in me or something like that.

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:03:21H. Foley?

  If I donate all my organs and then they, and then they.

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  You donate them to science or to somebody?

• 1:03:26H. Foley?

  Science is a good idea.

• 1:03:28Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:28H. Foley?

  Let them study my brain. Hey, he was fat.

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  Oh, got so flat.

• 1:03:33H. Foley?

  No. Yeah, no, to help somebody.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:37Speaker 02

  But like, yeah, like a pure oxygen pocket in you?

• 1:03:39H. Foley?

  Yeah, yeah, no shit.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  Burns down the crematorium?

• 1:03:42H. Foley?

  Yeah, something, I don't know. Catch a backdraft.

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  Keep saying that, but you said you don't know what you mean.

• 1:03:48H. Foley?

  Cause there'll be a cavity in me. There'll be a hole. And so, you know. The thing pops open.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:55H. Foley?

  I wanna burn right, I wanna cook well. I don't wanna have pizza, pizza bubbles on me.

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  It's gonna be ash.

• 1:04:04H. Foley?

  Eventually, but I want a nice, slow cook. Low and slow.

• 1:04:08Speaker 01

  Do you wanna be cremated or no?

• 1:04:09H. Foley?

  Fuck yeah.

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:04:12H. Foley?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:12Speaker 01

  You have that written down anywhere?

• 1:04:14H. Foley?

  No.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:04:16H. Foley?

  Can I get it down?

• 1:04:17Speaker 01

  Am I the executor of this?

• 1:04:19H. Foley?

  What do you mean?

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  I mean, I would be running point on all this.

• 1:04:22H. Foley?

  I think my brother would. If something happened now?

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:26H. Foley?

  Yeah, just tell him what I'm telling you.

• 1:04:29Speaker 01

  Oh, it's documented.

• 1:04:31H. Foley?

  I'm sure you guys will have a conversation.

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  Let's make our videos right now.

• 1:04:34H. Foley?

  Sup, motherfuckers?

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  I just thought you could kill me, huh? Joke's on you, there's a bomb in the building.

• 1:04:45H. Foley?

  I told you, I told you fuckers I'd have the last laugh.

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  I got like red wire and I'm wrapping up around my hand.

• 1:04:56Speaker 01

  If you look under your seat, that's what we call C4.

• 1:05:00H. Foley?

  Let me see the baby, bring the baby close to the camera.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  All right, we gotta-

• 1:05:07H. Foley?

  Santa Claus is dead!

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  We gotta wrap it up. Backdraft.

• 1:05:13H. Foley?

  Gang, we love you to death, we'll see you next week. Peace!