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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Today, we're talking about Mexicans.

• 0:32The Fat Electrician?

  God created man, Samuel Colt made them equal.

• 0:35Speaker 03

  You're about to get me on my soapbox, bud.

• 0:37Speaker 04

  Cody's about to [bleep] explode.

• 0:38The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, oh!

• 0:39Speaker 04

  You can't find me a jury of my peers. My peers, get out of it.

• 0:42Speaker 03

  What's kind of consensual?

• 0:44Speaker 04

  Kind of [bleep] it very hard for your attorney.

• 0:49Speaker 05

  Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous and Brandon. His hair is fucking fabulous and donut. A dark oak disposition and there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Wait, well, we can just start it right. Ready? Three, two, one.

• 1:17Speaker 04

  Oh, he's in the eye. Oh, gosh, this has been a minute.

• 1:21The Fat Electrician?

  Mm-hmm. Second.

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribe Podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Nick Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here.

• 1:34Speaker 04

  And before you fucking ask, we didn't coordinate shirts, so please stop.

• 1:38Speaker 03

  Let me see your phones.

• 1:42Speaker 04

  This is a picture of Cody in a mirror.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  No, no, no, roll one, roll one!

• 1:48The Fat Electrician?

  You guys are wearing Mexican shirts.

• 1:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  God, even that is-

• 1:52Speaker 04

  You've been around us since 11 a.m., dude.

• 1:54The Fat Electrician?

  I've been drunk since 7, so...

• 1:58Speaker 03

  Tyler running in him today, like Tyler, just when he came up today, he was like, "I'm gonna be honest, I just now found out Cody and Brandon are different people."

• 2:09Speaker 04

  We weren't on that podcast.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  No.

• 2:11Speaker 04

  So, yeah.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  I was like, oh, that's hilarious.

• 2:15Speaker 03

  Holy shit. Speaking of shot show.

• 2:17Speaker 04

  I think that was, we did that in the shot show episode where that guy can, or was convinced, he came up to you convinced that you were me.

• 2:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. He gave me a challenge coin. It's like, Brandon, thank you for so much.

• 2:27Speaker 04

  Sitting right behind him.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  I was just like, yeah. Turns around, sees you.

• 2:30Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Sure, the best one. We did talk about you weren't there, but when they thought you were Brandon Herrera.

• 2:37Speaker 04

  Oh, you don't know about this story?

• 2:38The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 2:39Speaker 04

  What happened?

• 2:40Speaker 03

  At the USCCA thing.

• 2:41Speaker 04

  When you were there?

• 2:42Speaker 03

  We were.

• 2:42Speaker 04

  What's up?

• 2:43The Fat Electrician?

  He was there, right?

• 2:44Speaker 04

  Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:45Speaker 03

  You don't know about this story that happened to you?

• 2:47The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, no, I was there for that.

• 2:50Speaker 04

  I'm fucking, I'm so tired, dude.

• 2:51The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, where they thought I was Brandon Herrera?

• 2:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:53The Fat Electrician?

  For the whole time?

• 2:55Speaker 04

  The, the, the lady?

• 2:56The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 04

  They're like, what happened to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:58The Fat Electrician?

  My son loves you. He's a huge fan of AK.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  Keep doing what you're doing in Texas.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  That's the thing. I was like.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  He lives in Iowa.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  That was one of, that was the first time I think that will, and probably last time that will happen.

• 3:12The Fat Electrician?

  Me and Brandon, a lot of physical characteristics in common.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:16Speaker 04

  I mean, if you count the ink, I mean, you're kind of brown.

• 3:21The Fat Electrician?

  That's fair.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  How you all doing, Nick? Welcome back. We've been chaotic. This is, when was the last time you were in Texas?

• 3:29The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, it's months. It's been months.

• 3:31Speaker 04

  Range day, probably.

• 3:32The Fat Electrician?

  Probably, yeah. Range day was the last time I was in Texas because then it was the tour and then Vegas for a shot show. And now I'm here.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Speaking of range day, our boy Matt, he's piecing out.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  I know. We got, thankfully we'll have a closeout episode with him, um, in Monday, right?

• 3:51The Fat Electrician?

  Monday. Monday. We'll film that. Yeah.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  That'd be a good one. I'm, we, crazy, uh, 15 years. How long did he do it for?

• 3:58The Fat Electrician?

  Forever.

• 3:59Speaker 04

  Since like, I don't know what, like 2007?

• 4:02The Fat Electrician?

  It was pre-Google owning YouTube. I know that.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:05Speaker 04

  He uh, I'm fucking proud of our boy though, like he, like the way he's going out, he's like, man, I just, I wanna, I've made my millions, I just wanna watch my kids grow up. Like, that's just such a good attitude, man, he's living the dream.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  And for the most of the internet, they

• 4:19The Fat Electrician?

  No, fuck him.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. More content, like some of the comments.

• 4:24The Fat Electrician?

  The whole, like, I took out a pretty big loan to buy into bunker branding, but like, the whole, like, I'm dead serious, like, the whole, the whole reassuring thing to me was like, the, like, the second or third time I ever talked to Matt, I was like, hey, man, I'm in town, uh, can we come talk about this? And he's like,

• 4:40Speaker 04

  Killing me.

• 4:41The Fat Electrician?

  I fly out, I fly in Friday night, I fly out Monday morning at like 6 a.m., you wanna get together? And he's like, I'm really sorry, man, I can't, weekends are for my family. And I was like, I respect it, I like that. So, no, that was awesome.

• 4:55Speaker 04

  My, my first story, or the first time I ever came out to Bernie to go hang out with, uh, with Matt, I remember it was, uh, it was right after he fully like, and he'll, he, he said this to me, like in the beginning, he's like, I totally ripped your AR guys versus AK guys that he did with you, Eli. And he was like, he, he, he texted me, he's like, hey, I got this number from a friend, hopefully this isn't awkward. I totally stole your video. And meanwhile, I was like a nobody YouTuber, I was like, that's so fucking cool, Devil Ray stole my video. And, uh, he was like, yeah, do you wanna come out and like, we'll do like another variation or whatever? I'm like, yeah, dude, like, just let me know and I'll, I'll, I'll be there. And after we filmed, like, normally, like, I, I, I had already met you at this point and like a bunch of other shit, like I,

• 5:38Speaker 04

  I figured like, oh, we go out, like, you know, have a couple of drinks or whatever. We went to, uh, I think it was like Siblo Creek Brewing in Bernie, which like now I know, but back then it was like, oh, crazy. We did trivia night and he had two beers over like three hours. He's like, whoa, shouldn't be driving home.

• 5:56Speaker 04

  Like, just complete family man, like opposite end of the spectrum of the dichotomy of YouTubers.

• 6:03The Fat Electrician?

  He's, we did, we did a celebratory shot when I became a part owner of bunker and it was

• 6:08Speaker 04

  Can I get?

• 6:09The Fat Electrician?

  Fireball.

• 6:12The Fat Electrician?

  Can you do Fireball?

• 6:15Speaker 04

  I'll survive. I'll make it. I'll survive. His fascination with Fireball will never not be funny to me.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  His character a college chick?

• 6:31The Fat Electrician?

  The most wholesome gun Youtuber for sure.

• 6:34Speaker 03

  He's such a good dude. He was like the first time cursing. Like I think we had the first curse.

• 6:39Speaker 04

  I think so.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Ever said on the.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  On the internet.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  Frick.

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Frick. Yeah. He said frick. Like, oh my God.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  And then he started ranting about Jews.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  That was really uncomfortable.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  Way to cut that segment. He's like, now when I'm retiring, he can't defend himself. So we need to control his narrative now.

• 6:58Speaker 04

  We get to make up our own mat law.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Stop it. Let me tell you guys why he's retiring.

• 7:04The Fat Electrician?

  When he shows up for his retirement on sub episode, we should just have a Burger King crown there for like. Did you want to wear this?

• 7:13The Fat Electrician?

  For no reason in particular.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  Wait, wait. Why don't we want those people on this plane, man?

• 7:19Speaker 04

  That water who?

• 7:26Speaker 03

  No, we can kill us. We love character, dude.

• 7:28Speaker 04

  He's such a, he's like him and Kentucky ballistic Scott.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  Oh Scott.

• 7:32Speaker 04

  They're probably like two of the most wholesome people I've ever met.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Scott, I don't cuss when I'm on the phone. I was so like, heck. Yeah, man. Like I catch myself being a better version of myself. Talking to him and then it goes away. The second I hang up that phone, it's like, oh, that was difficult.

• 7:46Speaker 04

  He'll, he'll be talking about somebody he's actively like fucking beefing with and he'll just be like, man, he's just. God, God, that guy's just so silly.

• 7:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. He's so stinking. Oh. I'm angry. Huh? What?

• 8:01Speaker 04

  And he looks like he could club you to death with his hands.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:04The Fat Electrician?

  Bench presses like 500 pounds. He's a humongous human being.

• 8:08Speaker 04

  Have you seen his dad?

• 8:10Speaker 03

  The genetics?

• 8:10The Fat Electrician?

  Yes. And his brother, they both came out for tiny guns and all three of them were like, hi, I'm Nick. Hi, I'm Nick.

• 8:17Speaker 04

  They're not even that tall. They're just fucking wide.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  Dude, his dad is like 60 and looks like. A 30 year old body builder.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  That weighs like 280 pounds at five 10.

• 8:29The Fat Electrician?

  Only time he's ever hit me up first was like, hey, Nick. This might be weird, but when you come out and we do a video together, would you? Would you mind? Saying hi to a kid from my church? He's a really big fan of yours. So I was like. Sure, man. No problem.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  He's such a good dude. I love it. Even demo, he's missed the, on the podcast, he had to leave. We got him. Too drunk, I think, for softball practice. He was doing something for the kid who's like, I have to call out. I am not gonna be able to do soccer coaching or whatever it was. It was one of the episodes we got him shit wrecked. He does have a good time with us.

• 9:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's always understood like the work-life balance side of things. And I think, I think that's where this is coming from, which is like honestly really good for him, man.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  A lot of people been, I mean, even your guys, like how long you've been in the game, you two, like Nick's still a fresh whip of snapper, just.

• 9:23Speaker 04

  I hungry. I started my current channel in 2014.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I'm like 2017. Yeah, I've been doing it for a minute now, buddy.

• 9:32The Fat Electrician?

  Somebody found my high school YouTube channel the other day, so I had to go through and private all the videos.

• 9:37Speaker 04

  What was on it?

• 9:40The Fat Electrician?

  There was like a couple of my.

• 9:41Speaker 03

  Today we're talking about Mexicans.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  Time we're gonna talk about wooden doors. Oh shit, Nick. God damn.

• 9:54The Fat Electrician?

  No, it's just like, uh, it was a bunch of like, uh, jujitsu tournaments and shit that I'd competed in. I had all the footage up and then like a couple of skits I filmed when I was in high school for like videography class and somebody.

• 10:04Speaker 04

  What kind of skits?

• 10:04The Fat Electrician?

  Emailed me the links. They were just like goofy, like, uh, like super, super knockoff version of whitest kids you know vibe. And, uh, they just emailed me the links like, hey, bro, I found this. I was like, yep, time to private, private all those videos.

• 10:19Speaker 03

  Reply fuck you. Do private everything.

• 10:23The Fat Electrician?

  There was one pretty good video where one of my friends in high school dressed up like a banana and I dressed up like a gorilla and it was just me chasing him through stores and shit in town, tackling him in aisle seven.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  What year was this?

• 10:37The Fat Electrician?

  It was like 2010.

• 10:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:42Speaker 04

  I don't think anything will ever beat finding your Nickelodeon ads.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know what? No one's found my original YouTube channel.

• 10:49The Fat Electrician?

  Did you see that your Wikipedia page was updated by that, by the way?

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Jesus, did you do it?

• 10:54The Fat Electrician?

  No, I didn't do it, but it was posted on the unsub subreddit.

• 10:57Speaker 04

  You have a Wikipedia?

• 10:58The Fat Electrician?

  He has a Wikipedia page and the introduction section was updated that he first found his fame in doing advertisements for Nickelodeon digital, blah, blah, blah, and they linked the videos on YouTube.

• 11:13The Fat Electrician?

  Somebody posted the subreddit or like y'all are autistic.

• 11:16Speaker 04

  What the fuck does a guy? I have to do to get a Wikipedia page at this point. My God.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  I don't. Do you not have one?

• 11:22Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 11:22Speaker 03

  Nick, do you have one?

• 11:23The Fat Electrician?

  I don't.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  How do we make one? Jake, what is the, how do you make?

• 11:27The Fat Electrician?

  I, you've already done it. They're gonna, they're gonna be up by the time this episode's over.

• 11:33Speaker 03

  Is it? Brandon, yo, you have a Wikitubia.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  I have a Wikitubia? Oh my God. Actually, no, I did. I did see that the other day because I was applying for press credentials for the White House.

• 11:42The Fat Electrician?

  I've.

• 11:42Speaker 04

  And they asked if I had a Wikipedia and I looked for it and like, I don't, but I linked that instead.

• 11:46The Fat Electrician?

  I have a, I, I am referenced on several historical findings on Wikipedia, however.

• 11:53Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 11:54The Fat Electrician?

  High points of my career. Yeah. Me and Pewview are linked on a Carlos Hathcock's Wikipedia page for proving that you can in fact shoot through a scope. And we, I'm also, I think, last time I checked, I was linked on Sergeant Reckless's Wikipedia page. Because I was technically the one that pointed out that Sergeant Reckless, the Marine Horse, was in fact the first ever gender reveal party thrown by the Marine Corps.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  God, people are, I love all of you. You're also terrifying if we fuck up in any way possible.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  You are now listed under the Wikipedia for gender reveal.

• 12:34The Fat Electrician?

  I'll take it.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  Cody, what happens? I have, I, I'm a TV personality. Donut.

• 12:44Speaker 03

  It's like rocket jump. So that is old IMDb. Old IMDb. Cody is.

• 12:49The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, you have a full ass Wikipedia, dawg. Cody's got a full Wikipedia page.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  Hey. Cody Garrett, also known as Donut Operator, is racist. And that's it.

• 12:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  It's just one sentence.

• 13:04Speaker 03

  While we're here, let me talk about minorities.

• 13:10The Fat Electrician?

  Wow. They cited every time.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  Cody's start to media was in 2002 in a commercial, notably the Digital Blue Digital Movie Creator commercial.

• 13:24Speaker 04

  Is that actual Wikipedia?

• 13:26Speaker 03

  That is actual.

• 13:26Speaker 04

  Oh my God, yes it is.

• 13:29Speaker 03

  That is the first.

• 13:30Speaker 04

  Like it says about our boy. Mine is Brandon Herrera YouTuber. With a very suspicious, my heart goes out to you looking photo.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  And then people also search for Cody Garrett and Tony Gonzalez.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  Now I'm actually wondering, Cody, you're worth, these are my favorites, like you're worth three million? Oh, no, you're two million, a former SWAT team member and police officer who has a net worth of two million, dog.

• 14:01The Fat Electrician?

  Doll hairs.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Doll hairs.

• 14:03Speaker 04

  What metric are we, which, which, which, which website are we using?

• 14:06Speaker 03

  That one's a, that's a resourceful one, famousbirthdays.com. So.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  Deep diving that information.

• 14:13The Fat Electrician?

  Social Blade, super accurate.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  All over the fucking place. Social Blade says I'm worth like thirty million. It's like, god damn.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  Nick, fat electrician, you don't have anything yet, Nick?

• 14:26The Fat Electrician?

  Nope.

• 14:27Speaker 03

  What's your net worth?

• 14:30The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know, not keeping track.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  Well, they are pretending.

• 14:34The Fat Electrician?

  Allegedly.

• 14:35Speaker 03

  Allegedly. These are my favorite things. Dang, how's your average retention? What?

• 14:41Speaker 03

  Is that?

• 14:42The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 14:42Speaker 03

  Oh, your average length. I thought that was your retention. I was like, how the fuck do they got that data?

• 14:46Speaker 04

  This is riveting content.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  I know.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  Like, whee. I'm so tired. Trying to wake up right now. We did cooking yesterday. We got, what, Tyler's episode, you're filming your witch gun tomorrow?

• 15:02Speaker 04

  So tomorrow, we're gonna be doing a video with, I think we're, we're doing the, uh, this is like a Googleable thing, which is my favorite part. I got my hands on one of the AK slash PPSH forty-one hybrids. Where somebody made a, an AK, it's functionally, it is an AK forty-seven. But it's got the front shroud of a PPSH and is like the most cursed shit ever.

• 15:25Speaker 03

  I like it.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  It, Nick likes it. I think that's a.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  I think it's, I think it's cool as fuck.

• 15:33The Fat Electrician?

  That's a gun where if you're like, what if World War Two lasted five more years? That's the gun that the Germans would be running around with. I think it looks neat. Oh shit. Tell me that's not neat. It looks cooler than a regular, okay?

• 15:48Speaker 03

  How hot does that shroud get?

• 15:50Speaker 04

  Probably not at all.

• 15:51Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 15:52Speaker 04

  I would assume.

• 15:53Speaker 03

  That's definitely like German and Russian had a thing together.

• 15:58Speaker 04

  Well, they're both Russian, but.

• 15:59Speaker 03

  It was called, it was called the ribbon.

• 16:01The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. Fuck, I forgot. Yeah.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Oh, that actually looks sick with the drum. I hadn't seen that.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  See, I told you.

• 16:07Speaker 04

  That, ah, I hate that. I like that.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:12Speaker 04

  But it's, it's just a weird looking fucking gun. And this was like a meme. This is like a cursed gun, like thing that's been on the internet for 20 years. And I just so happened to see one on GunBroker and I was like, mine. There was like 20 ever made.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Did you get a good deal?

• 16:28Speaker 04

  It wasn't bad because I don't think anybody fucking wants them. I'm like, I'm retarded enough to want that.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  And then we finally, I agreed not to paint if Brandon makes me a gun, not to paint it finally. And then I'll get a seat. I won't paint it. No, I'm like, I'm over the painting phase. I have all my pink guns I need. And my Call of Duty guns, I think they're maxed out. So now it's like, I want Brandon to design his autistic level of detail gun.

• 16:55Speaker 04

  There's like, there's been like a podcast Cold War where I've given everyone on the podcast a gun, but Eli's like, you know, I'm just gonna make it pink and anime. And I'm like, nah. Stalemate.

• 17:07The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, did you see the? The thing I?

• 17:10Speaker 03

  Dude, that was.

• 17:11The Fat Electrician?

  Your Christmas present finally showed up.

• 17:14Speaker 04

  What is it?

• 17:14The Fat Electrician?

  Oh dude. His Christmas present finally showed up the other day to the podcast house.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  The fucking hand of the god. Oh shit.

• 17:22Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  It's like the berserk, the hand that comes up. Yeah, with the bayonet right there.

• 17:27The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  That's where Griffith was born. Spoiler alert. He's a good guy.

• 17:33Speaker 04

  He's a good guy.

• 17:34Speaker 03

  He's a great person.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  He's cool, am I right?

• 17:39Speaker 03

  Dude, I said, I was like, what the fuck? This is dope as shit. And then you got the mask from, um. We're gonna hang on that.

• 17:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, Alex the Terrible sent me one of the masks, uh, from Slaughter to the Bell. And it's got the, the bizarre symbol on it, the brand on it. Yeah.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  We got some cool friends. We got, oh, and then I hung up, uh, Young Billiam's things real quick.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  You pinned it with NAMs?

• 18:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:07Speaker 04

  What do we have extra of? NAMs? Brandon has so many NAMs. It became a meme because, you know, that's, that's your, your, your medal that you want.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got one NAM.

• 18:17Speaker 04

  I've got like nine.

• 18:18Speaker 01

  Billiam has two. Brandon has fucking nine NAMs now. Navy Achievement Medal.

• 18:25Speaker 01

  Billiam, dude, look at this little dick.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  Also, we'll get a shadow box for it. Make it all nice, but.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  Our friend Cody Garrett flipping off a literal infant.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  He's like. He didn't earn them goddamn NAMs, am I right?

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• 19:13Speaker 04

  Jesus Christ. These are always fun episodes though, cause like we just like do the boys. We don't have to worry about a fucking, you know, a guest dynamic or anything. We just catch up with our friends.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  It's been, who were you talking with the other day about, um, being in war at the age of nine? Was that with you guys?

• 19:28The Fat Electrician?

  No, that was on kind of consensual.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  That dude, that was, bro, tell that's.

• 19:32The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, uh, so we were, we were bullshitting on kind of consensual and the youngest.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  What's kind of consensual?

• 19:38The Fat Electrician?

  It's the, uh, exclusive.

• 19:39Speaker 04

  It's very hard for your attorney.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  Well.

• 19:46Speaker 03

  You remember two nights ago?

• 19:48The Fat Electrician?

  No, that's the exclusive podcast for Pepperbox for me, Eli, Angry Cops and habitual line crosser. But I forget what we were talking about, but we ended up talking about uh being young in war and I brought up General Clem. General Clem was literally a drummer boy in the Civil War that took shrapnel. And then a Confederate officer demanded that he surrendered, so he killed him at the age of 12.

• 20:16The Fat Electrician?

  And he was, he was an NCO by the time he was.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  Thirteen, right?

• 20:21The Fat Electrician?

  It was, yeah, it was like.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  Or that was, I think it was twelve.

• 20:23Speaker 04

  Hold on, back up. Of the surrender thing, who killed, what, do what?

• 20:27The Fat Electrician?

  The drummer boy at the age of 12 killed a Confederate officer that demanded that he surrendered. So he became an NCO. And then he stayed in the military until 1915 and retired as like a three star general.

• 20:41Speaker 04

  Which, to be fair, in the American military, good time to retire.

• 20:45Speaker 03

  But imagine like eighteen, you're eighteen and you're joining this eight, this twelve year old's like, Eddie!

• 20:54Speaker 03

  You're like, what the fuck?

• 20:55The Fat Electrician?

  Do you imagine like getting suited up for like World War One? And like, bro, General Clem was a drummer boy in the Civil War. He was, he was an NCO at nine. And it's like, you're joining at eighteen, it's like, bro had nine years in the military and confirmed kills already.

• 21:16Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 21:17Speaker 03

  He took shrapnel, right?

• 21:18The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, I think he took shrapnel as a drummer boy and killed a Confederate officer.

• 21:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. Nine and twelve.

• 21:26Speaker 04

  War is heck, my boy.

• 21:30Speaker 03

  John, listen up. I'm like, man, my kids have no excuse.

• 21:37The Fat Electrician?

  General Clem.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  You're all worried about your Roblox. This fucking kid's getting it.

• 21:44Speaker 03

  I don't know hardship. Fuck these kids.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  And then meanwhile, fucking Eddie Gallagher gets in trouble for, you know, a seventeen year old with an AK-47 as a child.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  I mean, that Cody did a good story on that one. That was, hmm.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  I saw Eddie at shot show.

• 22:02Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, gotta say hey to him, chill with him for a couple of minutes and yeah, yeah. Good guy, good guy.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  That was one of the first times I seen how like media can spin shit in a, if you know what you're looking at, you automatically is like, oh, he's just lower enlisted that doesn't like what they're, they hated their leader and a couple of them just like, oh, let's get him back. You just read the paperwork. It's like, we messed with his optics every day. I would have known like if you're a sniper at his level, when you go out to shoot your weapon or train, you're like, huh, that's weird. Every time I'm shooting it, it's not zeroed.

• 22:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, if I remember correctly, he was one of the first Navy people to pass Marine Corps Sniper School. So like if someone fucks with your optic in a theater and he had been doing it for years, you're probably gonna see that someone with your optic.

• 22:57Speaker 04

  I also really cannot imagine the thought process of this guy is my Overwatch. Let me make him worse at killing the guys who were shooting at me. Dude.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  That's a, that's a whole thing, man.

• 23:11Speaker 03

  Scoring privates, they get very, I mean enlisted that E4, E5, I think was what they were at, but it was two. And then the, the biggest thing was, uh, Jag. With the Trojan that they sent. That's the fucking wild thing.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 23:25Speaker 03

  That's how it got, you know that? They got dismissed because.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  No.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  Their legal, not Eddie's team, the Navy's team.

• 23:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, the fucking, the Jag dudes or whatever they are.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  The, uh, to quote Pete Hegseth, the Jagoffs.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, the Jagoffs. Would you like to explain what that is? I don't think I need to, to be honest with you.

• 23:45Speaker 04

  I think the men and women watching know what they, know what that means.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, they put a fuck in.

• 23:50Speaker 04

  To quote the Secretary of Defense.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  God, I love this timeline.

• 23:55The Fat Electrician?

  I don't think I need to.

• 23:57Speaker 01

  Well, it's like, one of the big things that, because I did a video about Eddie Gallagher back in the day and was talking about like, the, the main way for the jagoffs to get medals or to go forward with promotions is to get prosecutions. And so they were like, working really hard to prosecute him.

• 24:16The Fat Electrician?

  Whether it was right or wrong.

• 24:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:17Speaker 03

  They like, this is to a point, they did not give a fuck.

• 24:21The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 24:21Speaker 03

  They were like, we are prosecuting this dude no matter what.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  And then, yeah, they put the Trojan horse in the emails. And they actively were trying to spy on his defense. Like on his defense prosecutors and things like that. And yeah.

• 24:38Speaker 03

  They see it, they go and like, what the fuck is this? This is a Trojan sent through, they sent a Trojan to spy on us to see what we're doing.

• 24:47The Fat Electrician?

  Which is a type of virus.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  They're a Trojan. You're tracking everything, you're spying, it's illegal or shit, especially with.

• 24:54The Fat Electrician?

  For court proceedings.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  Yeah. So they get that and they're like, what the?

• 24:58Speaker 04

  What do they call that? Fruit of the poison tree?

• 25:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fruit of the poisonous tree. So it's like, if there's one wrong thing in the beginning of a prosecution, none of the other shit matters. It's yeah, it's inadmissible.

• 25:13Speaker 03

  So, yeah, they walked in, they found the Trojan, they're like, yo, what the fuck is this? And they're like, wait, this is from?

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Please say Trojan horse, because when you say they found a Trojan, it really just sounds like a condom.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Oh, they found, they found his condoms. A virus to track a software spyware on an email attached and they kept it just attached. So when they went in, they're like, hey, they're spying on us. Like, what the fuck? Is this true?

• 25:39Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 25:42The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, this was.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  We'll drop everything. No one got in trouble though. That's the crazy thing. Like, no one, that entire prosecution team did not get in trouble.

• 25:50The Fat Electrician?

  This is my issue with like, the, the current legal system and like prosecutors in general, like prosecutors have way too much power as far as just like, I want to go after you or I don't, you know what I mean? Like you could, you could get away with like. Pretty, probably pretty blatant murder in like Florida in a self-defense shooting just because that's how the prosecutors in Florida interpret it versus like California, you could have a hundred percent justified self-defense shooting and they're coming after you for murder just because that's how the prosecutor feels about it.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  You're about to get me on my soapbox, buddy.

• 26:26The Fat Electrician?

  I think that's insane.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  Let's fucking hear it.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  I can see Cody's man pumping.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  Cody's pumping. No, okay.

• 26:32Speaker 04

  I just saw Cody do the Henry Cavill arm raising.

• 26:35The Fat Electrician?

  Let's go, I want to hear it.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  Daniel Penny.

• 26:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Fucking New York. You had a guy who was threatening old women and other people on the train. He put them in a chokehold, the guy just happened to die. And then he was drugged through the fucking dirt for months.

• 26:51Speaker 04

  His homeboy was saying like, somebody on this train is gonna die.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, he was like, someone's gonna fucking die.

• 26:58The Fat Electrician?

  Somebody's gonna.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  Oh my God, he could read the future.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Like if that happened.

• 27:03Speaker 03

  Could read the future.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  If that happened in Texas.

• 27:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  Like any prosecutor in Texas, hopefully any prosecutor except for some in Austin, they probably would have been like, yeah, okay, yeah, he was, he was completely taking care of the women and the children and the people on that train. But in New York, you choke some dude out who's threatening poor people, like, like young, poor people, like old people. And no, he gets put in fucking prison the next day.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  Baby, yeah, they dropped them.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  It worked out, it worked out there.

• 27:34The Fat Electrician?

  Like I've, I've brought this up before, but like, I'm so close to Minnesota, like it's an issue because like you go to Minnesota so much and they don't recognize a concealed carry permit and they have super strict gun laws. And like in Minnesota, there was a court case I was following where a woman was at home alone with her kids and she heard something in her garage. So she grabbed her gun, went out to her garage to investigate and it was a burglar that then attacked her and she shot him and killed him.

• 28:02Speaker 04

  Good.

• 28:02The Fat Electrician?

  Prosecuted for murder because it was a detached garage.

• 28:07Speaker 04

  Oh, fuck yeah.

• 28:09The Fat Electrician?

  She didn't have the legal, she had a duty to retreat and she shouldn't have went out there and gotten attacked in the first place.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  Dipshit, some dipshit attorney that was just like, oh, well, by technicality.

• 28:22The Fat Electrician?

  But I mean.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  Well, are you not looking at the fact that a woman was defending her house and family?

• 28:27The Fat Electrician?

  That's my whole thing is like, I almost don't think that plea deals should be a thing because plea deals are literally just like, oh, I'm an attorney with a 98% conviction rate, blah, blah, blah. And if I let somebody off with a plea deal that ruins their life, even though I know they're innocent, I'm going to get them to plead guilty and lose gun rights and have to be on probation instead. Then I get to maintain my fucking record or whatever.

• 28:48Speaker 04

  Cody's about to explode.

• 28:49The Fat Electrician?

  I want to hear it.

• 28:50Speaker 04

  Angry old man episode. I like it.

• 28:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, the other subway thing that just happened, man. You had these five dudes.

• 28:56Speaker 04

  Daniel Penny part two.

• 28:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, you had these five dudes.

• 28:59Speaker 04

  That's when I was questioning stuff. He went back down and choked somebody else out and killed.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  There was a subway as a Newark, of course, in New York City, fucking subway again. And you had these five guys, they went and they stole, a homeless man fell asleep and they went and they stole his bag. So he wakes up, he hits one of them. He just like slashed him across the mouth. And so they beat the fuck out of him and he falls down. And then they go to their car with his bags and he goes back to retrieve his bags and they start punching him in the back of the head. And so he stat, he pulls out a knife and he stabs two of them, kills one of them. And they fucking, they arrested him and like everything was fine. They're like, yeah, this is total self-defense, but his attorney, you remember that attorney? On that video I showed you, the attorney said, it's a garden variety robbery and he turned it into a murder.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  The prosecutor. Oh, God.

• 29:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, though, well, the attorney or the attorney of one of the guys that robbed him.

• 29:56Speaker 04

  Right, right, right.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  He was like, this was just a garden variety robbery. Why did he have to hurt someone? Like, like the, the sheer. Fact that someone has to say garden variety robbery. That is so fucking.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  He has related it to that next level. He was just gonna take his bag and leave versus the idea and a lot of people, I know California. They have that duty to retreats.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:22Speaker 03

  That is the most.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  A handful of states still have that.

• 30:24Speaker 01

  Some states and not in others, but.

• 30:26Speaker 03

  But the duty of retreat it is and you get to see it.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  Even with castle doctrine.

• 30:31Speaker 03

  I gotta run. I gotta get out. Even I have a gun, they're breaking in. My job is to get my family out safely.

• 30:36The Fat Electrician?

  Run away and let them steal my shit.

• 30:38Speaker 04

  I don't necessarily think that that's true for your domicile.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  No.

• 30:41Speaker 04

  Cause I think duty to retreat, that's usually like.

• 30:43The Fat Electrician?

  So, no.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  It depends on what state you're in.

• 30:45The Fat Electrician?

  Castle doctrine, your traditional castle doctrine, if you are in your residence where you sleep, you can defend yourself, but some like California, I don't think recognizes castle doctrine to that degree. And California has a duty to retreat. So you literally have to be backed into a corner with no reasonable exits. Before you're allowed to fire.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  Cause I know that there's there's certain other states too, where it's like, even though they recognize castle doctrine, if you're in public, let's say, you get into an altercation in public and somebody pulls out a knife, you have a duty to try to get out of the situation legally speaking, before you're allowed to shoot the person. Which is insane.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  And it's like, like I said, it depends on what, it depends on what state you're in, which is fucked up, dude.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Appropriate.

• 31:27Speaker 01

  Like I, I feel like if someone steals a candy bar from me, I should be able to kill you.

• 31:34Speaker 04

  I mean, well.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, that's mine.

• 31:37Speaker 04

  My, the thing that drives me crazy when people make that argument, they're like, oh, so you're saying that uh, somebody's life is less valuable than your stuff? I'm like, no, it's not what I said. What I said was the minute you're willing to take my stuff, the life of someone who's willing to steal my shit is worth less than my stuff.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Makes perfect.

• 32:00The Fat Electrician?

  You made that decision, not me.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, you you killed yourself. The minute you tried to break into my.

• 32:05Speaker 01

  You made that decision.

• 32:07Speaker 03

  Appropriate force in self defense is the one California has weird. They get tied up a lot of times. It's like, well, they didn't. You had a gun. They had a knife. That was. You used more.

• 32:20The Fat Electrician?

  That's the dumbest thing on the planet.

• 32:21Speaker 04

  Sorry, I'm better at it.

• 32:22The Fat Electrician?

  You want to know the.

• 32:24Speaker 03

  Terrifying.

• 32:24The Fat Electrician?

  You want to know.

• 32:25Speaker 04

  Yeah. Mall video where the guy gets it in the fucking throat and like you just, well, that like.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've only done, I don't know, one thousand twenty two videos on this. Yeah, a knife is dangerous. You get a poke like you were talking, the mall video, the dude just went boop. And guy was dead in thirty seconds.

• 32:44Speaker 04

  The guy was dead. The moment that knife left is fuck.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can't stop it. Like you're screwed.

• 32:49The Fat Electrician?

  You want to know the hardest marketing campaign of all time? This Samuel Colt, when he came up with the revolver? The Colt's marketing campaign after Colt came up with the revolver. So like, this is like the first time that it became practical to stray away from. Muskets, you know what I mean? So the market.

• 33:07Speaker 04

  Was it Colt Patterson? I believe it was like eighteen forty one or some shit like really early.

• 33:13The Fat Electrician?

  Their marketing slogan when the revolver came out was. God created man. Samuel Colt made them equal. And it's the hardest marketing campaign of all time.

• 33:24Speaker 01

  That makes me think.

• 33:26The Fat Electrician?

  Awesome.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  What's the, what's the, the last Samurai? Remember Tom Cruise, the first of it?

• 33:32The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  I think that was, that was what he was marketing then.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, the repeating rifle. He's just like shit rack.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  I haven't seen that in a while, man. Wasn't he like a little big horn survivor or something like that?

• 33:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, he went through a lot.

• 33:46Speaker 04

  Which I didn't realize until recently, that Red Dead video I did where like the, uh. We had one of the, uh, what was it? The Springfield, uh, trap doors?

• 33:54The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 33:55Speaker 04

  I had the same ejector malfunction or extractor malfunction like it broke the gun and everybody in the comment was like that's what lost little big horn. It's straight up the same malfunction. They're like, yep, no, no, that's not your reproduction. That just happens.

• 34:09Speaker 03

  Right, dude, that that day was that was probably supposed to be like two hours of film an hour. And then all the old guns were having every issue. Brandon would go to do something, he'd be like, and it's not working again.

• 34:22Speaker 04

  Like C ninety six don't work. The trap door don't fucking work.

• 34:25The Fat Electrician?

  Have you guys, have you guys seen American prime evil?

• 34:29Speaker 04

  No.

• 34:29The Fat Electrician?

  Dude, it's a new, it's like, it's not a series. It's like, well, it is like a series, but like it's over. It was like a one and done six episode thing, like kind of like how HBO does it, but Netflix did it. And it was American prime evil about the West and westward expansion. And like, I've talked about this a little bit before where it's like,

• 34:49The Fat Electrician?

  one religion doesn't really get their own state unless they did some sketchy shit during westward expansion, talking about Utah in particular.

• 34:58Speaker 04

  Which state could that be?

• 34:59Speaker 03

  They did some stuff.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  The mountain Jews.

• 35:02The Fat Electrician?

  The entire series is about like a big caravan of pilgrims moving west and they get attacked by the Mormon church dressed up as Native Americans on horseback. And then the army trying to prove that the Mormons did it while also like dealing with potentially the Native Americans doing it. So like, there's like three entities, like the Native Americans are trying to prove the Mormons did the army is just trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. It's a really good series, but the Mormon church is pissed about it because they kind of like.

• 35:34Speaker 04

  God forbid, they told what happened.

• 35:36The Fat Electrician?

  Right. Well, that like they like slandered, I forget his name, but he's like the second prophet of the Mormon religion.

• 35:42Speaker 04

  Bring him young.

• 35:43The Fat Electrician?

  Um, perhaps. I don't know, but they like kind of slandered his name and the Mormon church is like, well,

• 35:50The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, it's kind of accurate, but we apologize for that. Also, that guy was pretty cool. They're really pissed off about it, but it's a really good series.

• 35:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know. I saw a comment on Pepperbox that got pissed at us for saying mountain Jews. I was like, dude, you know, I, first of all, I find that phrase hilarious. Second of all, the person I learned that phrase from.

• 36:12Speaker 03

  Is a mountain.

• 36:12Speaker 04

  Is a Jew.

• 36:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:14Speaker 04

  In the presence of a Mormon.

• 36:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  And I thought it was the funniest shit in the world. Like, how can you get fucking mad at that? Like, you think it's funny? It's really not. I'm like, I don't think you can tell me what's funny.

• 36:26Speaker 03

  He couldn't have said it. It's like, well, he was allowed to say it. Evan, reading, dude, that is hilarious, reading that story of like all that, because I filmed that video and I know everything. I was like, oh, man.

• 36:36Speaker 04

  Did you really?

• 36:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was, I, I lost all that.

• 36:41Speaker 04

  Do we want to give a little background for?

• 36:43Speaker 03

  The background is, uh, what was the article? It was.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  There was a lawsuit.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, a lawsuit.

• 36:47Speaker 04

  A lawsuit against Black Rifle, specifically saying, and it was one of my favorite things I've ever read.

• 36:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, because you had the hardest fucking YouTube video title in the history of YouTube.

• 36:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:57The Fat Electrician?

  I remember opening up YouTube and having to pull over. I was laughing so hard because I couldn't believe you did that.

• 37:05Speaker 04

  I, I called him and he didn't pick up, so I sent it anyway.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  It was a gun meme review called Evan Hafer doesn't want your butthole.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  It was just about like the fucking Black Rifle lawsuit because some guy was going after him. They ended up making up, like everything was fine, but like some guy.

• 37:24Speaker 03

  Homies now.

• 37:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, which like, I mean, good, but like people were like, oh, can you believe all this shit happened? And reading like, I'm reading this about my friends, like about Evan and Matt Bast and shit like that. And like, the only thing going through my head the entire time I'm reading is, this all happened. Every line of this is true. I can see it happening. And I'm like, I'm just thinking of it in my head like that total, that happened.

• 37:51Speaker 03

  All of this checks.

• 37:52Speaker 01

  Sound like us just bantering in the room?

• 37:55Speaker 04

  Nobody means anything by it. It's just like, if you pulled anything we said out of context, never happened to me before. Uh, if you pull anything we say out of context, it sounds terrible, but you're just bantering with the guys.

• 38:05Speaker 03

  Dude, that's why I'm reading that lawsuit. I was like, oh, I filmed that video. That's not what happened. Huh. We forced him to strip. I don't remember any of that part. They were very excited to be in this video. It was Hot Dog Party 2 was the title of that video.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  I can tell you, I remember shooting that dumbass commercial.

• 38:23Speaker 04

  Not helping your case.

• 38:26Speaker 03

  And we did it. This is the small office. This is before it went to the big office. This is a tiny little office.

• 38:33Speaker 04

  Ah, yes, the cult classic, Hot Dog Party 2.

• 38:38Speaker 03

  After, no one can forget Hot Dog Party 1, which needed a sequel.

• 38:44Speaker 04

  This time it's personal.

• 38:48Speaker 03

  I remember filming that. It was just everyone's in the bathroom, shirtless and no pants. They have underwears and they're working out. And that's when I opened the door.

• 38:56Speaker 04

  I remember that video now, actually.

• 38:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then I closed it.

• 39:01Speaker 04

  I, people just really don't understand, like, the military, LEO, whatever, like, that sense of humor is just so different, dude.

• 39:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, dude, I was reading a lawsuit, but that was not how that, okay, well.

• 39:16The Fat Electrician?

  Hot Dog Party 2, not on Joseph Smith's place.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  Dude, if you're laughing, you're not crying. That's how we all deal with shit. Also, a lot of really gay humor.

• 39:28Speaker 03

  Just a smidge, just a smidge of them out.

• 39:32Speaker 04

  What if we close, I think the, the direct quote from Evan Hayford was, what if we close this door and butt the shit out of each other? This is a man who is married with children.

• 39:41Speaker 03

  And this is very much one of many Evan.

• 39:44Speaker 04

  A bunch of these, a bunch of these kids who like have never bantered like that. It was like, oh, so he's gay. It's like, no, which led to the title Evan Hayford does not want your butthole.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  I just like you gave him laser eyes.

• 39:59Speaker 04

  And I put the fucking, the eye funny hands.

• 40:02The Fat Electrician?

  The funny part is like, I like, this is like my, around the time of like my second or third trip down to San Antonio. So like, I'm new, new to this world. And I was like, I can't do anything or I'm gonna get in trouble. Open YouTube, first recommendation, Evan Hayford doesn't want your butthole.

• 40:23Speaker 04

  He called me after that video went live and I was just like, oh, hey, sorry, dude. Like I had to send it. It was getting late and he was just like, yeah, watch your video. It's pretty fucking funny.

• 40:33Speaker 03

  His heaven left. That's the terrifying part with California law. Read that out loud. That's, that's what this is second part.

• 40:40The Fat Electrician?

  This is back to gun laws?

• 40:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, just a real quick, why the California law is scary.

• 40:45Speaker 04

  You are not required to retreat from a fight.

• 40:47The Fat Electrician?

  If reasonably believed you or someone else is in imminent danger, the force you use must be proportional to the threat.

• 40:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:55The Fat Electrician?

  So if you're a hundred.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  If you cannot retreat.

• 40:59The Fat Electrician?

  If you're a hundred and twenty pound woman with kids and a two hundred and fifty pound man with a machete comes after you, you're only allowed to use knives.

• 41:07Speaker 04

  You're allowed to deploy your own two hundred and fifty pound man with a knife.

• 41:11Speaker 03

  Oh, there it is. There is. When the force used is reasonable and escape is not about a viable option.

• 41:18The Fat Electrician?

  You just keep them in your.

• 41:20Speaker 03

  Part of the.

• 41:20The Fat Electrician?

  That's so fucking stupid.

• 41:22Speaker 06

  You're trapped in a corner and you have to use proportionate force when you're trapped.

• 41:28The Fat Electrician?

  So somebody can break into your house and they get to take that. Not only do you get to break into my house while I'm sleeping, you get to choose the weapon. So if you're a master sword fighter, you get to come in with a sword and I'm not allowed to just Indiana Jones your ass is absurd.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Well, if you don't have.

• 41:46The Fat Electrician?

  So stupid.

• 41:48Speaker 04

  I'm gonna break this fucking down. If you have a weapon in my house and I don't know you, you're gonna die.

• 41:54The Fat Electrician?

  If you're in my house.

• 41:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:56The Fat Electrician?

  If you're in my house.

• 41:59The Fat Electrician?

  Anytime, probably shooting you. I'm gonna ask one question. Hi, who are you? Then depending on your response.

• 42:07Speaker 04

  If you're confused. Waking up to go get water at three AM. That's new.

• 42:14Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  You're gonna die, dude.

• 42:16Speaker 04

  It's funny.

• 42:16Speaker 06

  Asking them who they are is called due process.

• 42:20Speaker 03

  I don't, but I would have to say that I asked, I would never tell the cops I said that.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  Did you say anything?

• 42:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  Let me, let me teach you guys out there in audio, something it's called. I was scared for my life. That's it.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  I feared for my life.

• 42:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:38Speaker 04

  Which, I mean, to be fair, if there's a stranger in your living room at three o'clock in the morning, yeah, I fear for my life too.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 42:45Speaker 04

  Also, you're, you're gonna eat seven rounds of eight, eight six blackout.

• 42:48Speaker 01

  I'm gonna fear for my life for a second.

• 42:52Speaker 03

  Oh, I'd be so, the only, I'd be so angry.

• 42:54Speaker 04

  Now I'm gonna fear for my carpet cleaning bill.

• 42:57Speaker 03

  Literally what I'd be most mad about.

• 43:00Speaker 07

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• 43:30Speaker 03

  I'm like, fuck, I have to stay up now an extra couple of hours while this gets sorted.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, your brains are on my wall.

• 43:35Speaker 03

  Getting checked out.

• 43:37Speaker 04

  I fear for my circadian rhythm. Cause I'm gonna have to stay up all night dealing with paperwork associated with what just happened.

• 43:44Speaker 01

  Sir, how are you handling? I don't, the staining is not cool.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  No, the blood spatter on my wall sucks ass. I don't know what to do with this. I was out of extra panels of the wood flooring and now I'm gonna have to refloor the whole goddamn living room. This guy was so inconsiderate when he broke into my house to take my shit.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  I just like everyone now uses eight sixes their bed size, I think.

• 44:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:10Speaker 04

  After that, that range day that became my bedside immediately.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:13The Fat Electrician?

  Is that, is that a controversial take? Like, I just don't think plea deals should be a thing. Like, either you're guilty or you're not prosecute them for what you said, or don't fucking.

• 44:24Speaker 04

  I feel like, I feel like plea deals are only a thing nowadays, like it is as widespread as they are. Because we have so many stupid flaws on the books, so many like, just.

• 44:35Speaker 03

  Absurd, obscure.

• 44:36Speaker 04

  Victimless crimes that are being prosecuted that we've overloaded the court system and plea deals just makes sense.

• 44:43The Fat Electrician?

  Well, like to oversimplify it, I'm just thinking about like, even in like the, the arena of like self-defense. Like, I think it's absurd for a dad that shot somebody breaking into his house to be put in a situation where the prosecutor comes forward and is like, hey, we're trying to put you in jail forever, but um, if you just admit that you're guilty and do two years, and then you'll get to see your kids go through high school.

• 45:04Speaker 03

  Or even like.

• 45:05The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck it.

• 45:05Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 45:06The Fat Electrician?

  Like, oh, take the plea deal because you'll, we'll let you out, you don't do jail time, but you're admitting to this. And then you have six months probation. And then I get, I get my win as a prosecutor and then I get to maintain my accurate percentage score or whatever.

• 45:19Speaker 03

  Jake, does this sound right or we just?

• 45:21Speaker 06

  That's absolutely.

• 45:22Speaker 03

  Okay, perfect.

• 45:22The Fat Electrician?

  Lawyers say, yeah, we're good. Absurd to me.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's gay, but you don't have to accept a plea deal.

• 45:28Speaker 04

  It just sucks that you're presented with the option where it's like, it becomes gambling at that point where they're like, all right, you have two choices.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  I know you wanted a cheeseburger, but now you have the option of either getting that cheeseburger, like rolling the dice, getting that cheeseburger, or eating a turd, or you can have a cheeseburger that just has like a little piece of turd in it. Right. Well, I would just like the cheeseburger, please.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  What's the percentage I'm gonna get that cheeseburger? Fifty fifty?

• 45:56The Fat Electrician?

  Oh.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  And most people take.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  Red or black?

• 45:59The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Absolutely, red or black?

• 46:01The Fat Electrician?

  Based on the opinion of 12 people that are too stupid to get out of jury duty, that's horrifying.

• 46:08Speaker 01

  Thank you, Nick.

• 46:09The Fat Electrician?

  Well, I mean.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  No, I agree. I know. Trust me, I've been, I know about the criminal justice system, it's fucking gay.

• 46:14Speaker 04

  You can't find me a jury of my peers. My peers get out of it.

• 46:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  Constitutionally speaking, this can't happen.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  Am I wrong?

• 46:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 46:34Speaker 04

  I wonder if that's ever gone to court.

• 46:37Speaker 03

  These are my peers. You're not winning them over.

• 46:42Speaker 04

  These dipshits are at jury duty. These aren't peers.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  So they're gonna make you guilty now, no matter what.

• 46:49Speaker 04

  I really hope I don't have to go to court for anything.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  I mean, I think Jake-

• 46:52Speaker 04

  Pull this up.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Jake will agree with me on this. Like jury selection is so lame in the first place.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  You're, cuz you're, you're looking for the dumbest motherfuckers to sit there.

• 47:07Speaker 03

  I know, it's like we're going to law, everyone getting heated up like, ooh, ooh.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  I know, this is, this is a comedy podcast. We've been making jokes the whole time, but I'm pissed off.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  I get it out of, the last time I had, what, a year ago, I had-

• 47:26The Fat Electrician?

  Me and Cody were up till three in the morning and somewhere between us drinking and him going like, "You wanna watch Roadhouse?" There was a-

• 47:34Speaker 03

  That's what that fucking text was. Okay, Jesus.

• 47:37The Fat Electrician?

  There was a-

• 47:38Speaker 03

  No, stop. I'm gonna stop you right there, Nick. I was-

• 47:41Speaker 04

  We got another Nick text? A Nick drunk text?

• 47:43Speaker 03

  I was so confused at-

• 47:46Speaker 01

  I mean, Nick ate cheeseburgers at fucking two in the morning.

• 47:50The Fat Electrician?

  They were sliders, okay?

• 47:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 47:51The Fat Electrician?

  In my defense. Did I eat half a loaf of bread? Don't fucking worry about it. Where's your text about Roadhouse?

• 48:00Speaker 03

  What, what group was that in? There it is, deadass. We need to do The Gang Gets Drunk and Watches Roadhouse.

• 48:09Speaker 04

  Would you guys like to see The Gang Gets Drunk and Watches Roadhouse?

• 48:15Speaker 04

  Could you run that by me again, Jake? Was that Pepper? Pepper House's-

• 48:19Speaker 03

  Roadhouse exclusive.

• 48:26The Fat Electrician?

  Somewhere. That also happened, but then Cody's also like, "Man, I just, I feel like the founding fathers was our friend group. Like, we fed up with the federal government and started saying no."

• 48:38Speaker 04

  Yes. More people should do that.

• 48:40Speaker 03

  What's our tea? What's our tea we're gonna throw in?

• 48:45Speaker 04

  Well, the founding fathers didn't do that one, but.

• 48:47The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  Let's get it started, though.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  So you're saying we should do red face and start damaging property?

• 48:53Speaker 03

  I like it. Is that where we're going, Brandon?

• 48:55Speaker 04

  Uh, well, we know some mountain Jews.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  Who apparently did the same thing.

• 49:02Speaker 01

  Last time I got drunk, I started watching movies. Someone ran for Congress. That's all I'm saying.

• 49:08Speaker 01

  I love that. I'm gonna go down in history as the drunk guy that talks all my friends into running for fucking elected office.

• 49:14Speaker 04

  Well, because you were talking about running against that senator, right?

• 49:16The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, that was shockingly close to happening for a second.

• 49:20Speaker 04

  Why did you decide not to?

• 49:22The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, apparently she started voting correctly.

• 49:25Speaker 04

  Good.

• 49:26The Fat Electrician?

  She took a ton of backlash and then I got a ton of, I got a ton of motivation or a ton of, uh, good PR on Twitter and a bunch of people like I get contacted if I was serious and then she started voting correctly.

• 49:40Speaker 04

  I was part of that for the record. I talked to a lot of people and like, hey,

• 49:46Speaker 04

  this guy, they're like, you really think so? I'm like, look at what I did. They were like, heard.

• 49:50The Fat Electrician?

  I'm a little bit more brand safe than you also. Like, I feel like it.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:53The Fat Electrician?

  Did you really say that communists aren't people? Yeah. And I stand by it. Fuck, fight me. Like, I don't give a shit. That's the worst thing I've said. Like.

• 50:03Speaker 04

  The Pinochet Aviation Club?

• 50:07Speaker 04

  You want some, sure?

• 50:12Speaker 01

  That's what you were telling me. Cause you're like, just run for some office. I'm like, yeah, what if they look at my Twitter?

• 50:19The Fat Electrician?

  Just stand by it.

• 50:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, just tell them. Yeah.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  If Cash Patel can drop the hard R, fucking we can get away with anything.

• 50:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just like that was really fast in the friends group.

• 50:33Speaker 04

  Don't get me wrong. He's, he's right about everything he's saying and like, I understand the point he's making.

• 50:38Speaker 03

  Behind it. He's like, I was called this.

• 50:40Speaker 04

  The, the message.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  You hear say it? What'd he say?

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Fuck you, dude.

• 50:47Speaker 04

  Cash, Cash Patel's like, he's awesome. Like I believe in everything behind it, but like if you had,

• 50:54Speaker 04

  if you made me bet on who was gonna drop a hard R in Senate chambers, I don't think I would have had my money on Cash Patel.

• 51:03Speaker 03

  I was surprised like

• 51:04Speaker 01

  Well, they they just

• 51:05Speaker 03

  Saying that from the group. I was like, oh, okay.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  Oh, well, they kept pressing him. He was like, oh, you you actually want to hear what people were sending me? Okay. And he just went full send hard R.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  I really I at at time of recording, he hasn't been confirmed yet. I hope he fucking gets in, man. He is such a good dude. I really want that to happen.

• 51:24The Fat Electrician?

  I just want the Epstein list out. It's all I want.

• 51:28Speaker 04

  He's

• 51:29The Fat Electrician?

  That broke that broke my brain since it happened. Like, it's it's horrible. You remember before the whole Epstein thing when you just had the agency to be like,

• 51:42The Fat Electrician?

  that's bullshit? That didn't happen. And then the Epstein thing happened and it's like, well, maybe. I don't know. You know what I mean?

• 51:49Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 51:49The Fat Electrician?

  Like, if somebody came to you in 2008 and was like, there's a there's an island where a bunch of kids on top of a pyramid.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  To be perfectly honest, I I've been on this train. I've been on this train for a long time.

• 52:02The Fat Electrician?

  You know what I mean? Like, you you could have been like, that's not true. And then it came out that that was in fact true.

• 52:08Speaker 04

  Put another dollar bill in the Alex Jones was right jar.

• 52:11The Fat Electrician?

  Right.

• 52:11Speaker 03

  That's the scary part. It's like Alex Jones 2008. You're like, fucking crazy, dude. Alex Jones. Now you're like, still crazy, dude, but

• 52:21Speaker 03

  is he?

• 52:22Speaker 04

  The fact that he's right about so much really should concern everyone.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  And I he popped up in my feed the other day and just listening to a rant. I was like, wow, okay.

• 52:36Speaker 04

  He got caught, dude. I don't know if it's the colloidal silver.

• 52:42Speaker 03

  What's the new fucking?

• 52:48Speaker 04

  Talking about Ozempic.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, Ozempic. Ozempic shit.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  He got pretty fucking caught. I'm not gonna lie, because for a minute there. He was, it was getting a little rough.

• 52:56Speaker 03

  I loved when he would do his ads showing his before and after when he was on his like.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  Four, after he's just red.

• 53:09Speaker 04

  It's pretty fucking funny.

• 53:13Speaker 04

  It was the same day.

• 53:15The Fat Electrician?

  Jiu Jitsu than you guys, but like, do you guys know who Craig Jones is?

• 53:19Speaker 04

  I know the name.

• 53:20The Fat Electrician?

  Okay, so Craig Jones is like the number two or number, like he's been in the running for the number one best Jiu Jitsu guy on the planet for like five years. Like he's really good. I think he lives out in Austin, but like he's incredible at Jiu Jitsu. And him and Alex Jones were on a podcast together. You know how uh Rogan and Eddie Bravo were on Rogan together and Alex Jones like choke me out Eddie. Wouldn't let it happen.

• 53:47The Fat Electrician?

  Rogan wasn't there and Craig Jones was on a podcast with him and Craig Jones fucking choked him unconscious.

• 53:52Speaker 04

  I think it was on Alex Jones show.

• 53:53The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, on his own podcast choked him fucking out cold.

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Forty days later, forty five days later and dude is just exact same just red.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  It was wild being at the inauguration, just like randomly like I'm hanging out in like different circles and just seeing like GSP and Gordon Ryan, just everybody like, oh, hey, I've made a lot of money betting on your fights. Good to see you.

• 54:27Speaker 03

  Dude, there was a lot of fighters out there. A surprising amount like damn.

• 54:34The Fat Electrician?

  There's nothing.

• 54:38The Fat Electrician?

  Do you guys know uh Colby Covington?

• 54:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:41The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen the fucking video where he like wanna fight a few years back and he's like getting interviewed? After the fight and the UFC like commentators like blah, blah, blah, and his phone rings and he looks at it and he goes, oh, hold on. The White House is calling me and the commentator is like, why don't you go ahead and put it on speaker, Colby, obviously not believing him and he puts it on speakers like, is this Colby Covington? Uh, yes, ma'am. Please hold for the President of the United States.

• 55:13The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking Trump picks up the phone and Colby, that was a great fight.

• 55:20The Fat Electrician?

  The commentator is like.

• 55:23The Fat Electrician?

  What is happening right now?

• 55:24Speaker 04

  It's like, it's just like when one of our friends jumps into a Discord call, we immediately have to tell him like, "We're streaming, we're streaming."

• 55:34Speaker 04

  Donald, Donald, you're live on TV.

• 55:37Speaker 03

  Hey, hey, hey, hey.

• 55:39Speaker 04

  Just in case, not saying you were gonna say anything weird, but like, just so you know.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  I have specific friends when I call, it's like, "Oh, you're on speaker."

• 55:47Speaker 01

  So first thing is?

• 55:48Speaker 04

  Is that why that's the first thing you say?

• 55:49Speaker 01

  Every time Eli calls me.

• 55:51The Fat Electrician?

  Do not, do not repeatedly yell the password in all caps.

• 56:02Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  Dude, Don Jr. gave us a white claw.

• 56:06Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  That was neat.

• 56:09Speaker 04

  Don Jr. is such a fucking cool guy, cause you could tell like-

• 56:12Speaker 03

  He's down to hang out.

• 56:13Speaker 04

  Don Jr. and Eric are like the gun guys. So even Kevin Verdenham was telling me at one point, he's like, dude, he's like, Eric, Eric Trump like reloads in his garage, like 36 different calibers. Like those guys are like legit, like hunters, like gun guy, gun guys. It's not just like a facade, like they, they live and breed that shit.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  Well, he, he gave me a white claw and like gave you a white claw. And I'm, I was-

• 56:36Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  Like I, you know, I never met the man, like in passing, I've, I've said hey to him before, but like he came up to us, gave us white claws. And I was like, "Yeah, so Brandon does gun stuff. I do the cop things on YouTube." He was like, "Yeah, I know who you guys are."

• 56:51Speaker 04

  He like cuts you off. He's like, "Yeah, no, no, I, I know you guys."

• 56:54The Fat Electrician?

  It's, it's, well, I was fucking with you guys at lunch with the, the thing. Oh, Eli doesn't know this. So do you know the whole, um, it's like a conspiracy theory, but there was like some book written in, written in the 1800s about like the same year of humanity is named Baron?

• 57:10Speaker 03

  Oh no, I haven't seen that. There was the ones Elon-

• 57:13Speaker 04

  I have seen Elon.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  The Mars, the first person, it wasn't like to take over Mars or, uh-

• 57:20Speaker 03

  Like Bring Life to Mars was Elon and it's a book from like a hundred years ago, but I haven't heard the

• 57:24The Fat Electrician?

  So there's like a book from like a hundred years

• 57:26Speaker 03

  You can Google Baron Trump time traveler.

• 57:29The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. So like, there's a book about a dude named Baron that saves the world because he's a time traveler. Everybody like thinks it's Baron Trump or whatever. But I was like, you want to know the crazy part about that? You know, Nikola Tesla had his laboratory where he supposedly like built an earthquake machine and a death ray and

• 57:47Speaker 03

  Oh, I was crazy.

• 57:48The Fat Electrician?

  Figured out time travel. Right. He had like, I forget the exact amount, but it was like, he had thirty two bankers boxes full of files of his findings. And when he died, the FBI went out and they only recovered like seven. Yeah. Like whatever. They recovered like a very small amount of what he supposedly had. Do you know who the FBI agent that was in charge of that was?

• 58:11Speaker 03

  Is it Trump?

• 58:12The Fat Electrician?

  It was Donald Trump's uncle.

• 58:16The Fat Electrician?

  Dead ass serious. That's a real thing. Donald Trump's uncle is the guy that closed out Nikola Tesla's death and recouped all of his findings.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  Just reading stuff. He's like, hmm.

• 58:27Speaker 03

  We got some tech here that we need to explore. Also.

• 58:29Speaker 06

  The genius in the family.

• 58:33Speaker 03

  Dude, I just like the Baron Trump, uh, the tall memes that we're making of him walking. Did you see that?

• 58:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:39Speaker 03

  Oh, my.

• 58:40Speaker 04

  We were talking about him earlier. I think we're like, every time we, uh, every time, uh, Donald Trump takes a W, Baron Trump gets an inch taller. And so like every time they have a press conference, now he's like a fucking three hundred foot giant in the background.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  Dude, where is it? It is. It is terrifying. It's hilarious. Like this. I think it's this one.

• 59:02Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  Is it him walking into the White House? He's eight feet tall?

• 59:05Speaker 03

  Oh, no, it's not that one. It is the, the White House one. You've seen the, the VFX one.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  There's one where they're on the lawn.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  Twenty foot tall, like towering over everyone.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  Cause well, it's funny. Cause like I got in trouble. Like they tried to during my congressional campaign, they tried to get me in trouble because of the me canyon episode we did in Vegas last year. I'm like, I, all I said was Baron's tall, which like objectively like, I'm five, ten. I feel like I'm okay, but fuck me. I would love to be over six foot. That's dope. That's a good thing, man.

• 59:37Speaker 03

  How dare you make fun of them?

• 59:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, they tried to

• 59:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, they they tried to say like Brandon Herrera made fun of Donald Trump's underage.

• 59:46The Fat Electrician?

  Minor son.

• 59:47Speaker 04

  Are you kidding me? First of all, he's second seventeen. Second of all, I said he's tall and I'm jealous.

• 59:53Speaker 03

  That's the one. Did you ever see that one?

• 59:55The Fat Electrician?

  No.

• 59:56Speaker 03

  That's the one. I love that one.

• 59:59The Fat Electrician?

  He he showed me. He found it.

• 1:00:05The Fat Electrician?

  She's twice the height. How tall is Trump's a tall guy, isn't he?

• 1:00:08Speaker 04

  He's like six, three or something. Yeah.

• 1:00:11The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. I mean, he's like above average height, dude.

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  I got a picture. Oh, this is like an old school picture.

• 1:00:16The Fat Electrician?

  Isn't it like there's only been two presidents ever that were under six foot? Or some crazy stat like that?

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  I can tell you like seventy or eighty percent were left handed. I do know that random factoid or ninety percent.

• 1:00:28Speaker 04

  That's like how tall he is compared to me.

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  Damn. So he's like, he's he's pretty. I mean, like, pretty tall, like six, two, six, three.

• 1:00:36Speaker 01

  President. Six, three.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  Is that ninety percent?

• 1:00:40Speaker 04

  Is Trump left handed?

• 1:00:41Speaker 03

  A majority have been left handed. That's what like everyone's like, oh, that's.

• 1:00:46The Fat Electrician?

  Love how this entire gang episodes for this podcast is literally just the same conversations we'd have if we were sitting at Cody's house on the couch watching Roadhouse.

• 1:00:54Speaker 04

  I feel like that's fucking rad, though. Like, this is you want to know what it's like to hang out with the gang? It's this. We literally do this all day.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:01Speaker 04

  Hold on, let me Google it. Seven of forty five people have been left handed.

• 1:01:05Speaker 03

  Seven?

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  Seven of forty five.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

  Why did I just read another one that just said the exact?

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  Guys, Eli makes shit up.

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  Eight president, eight. There's eight. This is forty seven percent.

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  At least seven of forty five persons who have held the office of the United States President.

• 1:01:23The Fat Electrician?

  Well, the other thing with that is like until very like literally our general Eli's generation was like the first generation where you were allowed to just be left handed. Like my father in law told me vividly, like my father in law was like, yeah. I whenever the left handed kids did whatever, they would just fucking tie their right arm to their body and not let them do anything with their left hand. Or tie their left arm to their body and not let them do anything with it.

• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, like my mom would tell me the same thing like. They would slap him with a ruler if they use their left hand.

• 1:01:56Speaker 04

  I, to this day, I, I still write retarded and like, I really wish that like my second grade teacher would have, you know, beat me with a ruler. Cause like, I hold, I hold a pen, fucking stupid.

• 1:02:06The Fat Electrician?

  When you write it, do you write it in all caps or how do you prefer to spell it?

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  I hate that I know your sense of humor.

• 1:02:17The Fat Electrician?

  It's okay. It's fine. It's all good.

• 1:02:21Speaker 03

  Mr. Cody, what are you working on right now with your stuff?

• 1:02:24Speaker 01

  Shit.

• 1:02:24Speaker 03

  I know. You're like living that dream life right now. You're like, nah, just win it. We got, wait, did you break down the leg?

• 1:02:31Speaker 01

  Oh God, no, I'm coming up on that one.

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  Accidental discharge.

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  You want to talk about that?

• 1:02:36The Fat Electrician?

  Yes.

• 1:02:37Speaker 04

  Wait, did we talk about it in the last episode in Vegas?

• 1:02:40Speaker 01

  Talk about it a little bit.

• 1:02:41The Fat Electrician?

  All I did was I read that the, the, the officer had, and I quote, multiple fingers inside the trigger well.

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  Yeah. If you guys haven't heard about this one yet, we can just talk about it a little bit. Uh, it's a basic traffic stop. They pulled dude out of the car.

• 1:03:00Speaker 04

  I mean, it was a basic traffic stop.

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, they get like, I, I'll be honest with you. I don't know the fucking.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  Where it came from. Five seven blast. I was like, where did I get my number from?

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  I don't know the, the, everything that has to do with it right now, but they pulled the dude out of the car. He's super compliant. He's being a really nice guy. Female officer goes to take his gun off of his right hip, which he was legally carrying and she shoots him in the leg with his own gun. Yeah.

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  He's gonna get paid.

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  Oh, he's gonna get fucking money, dude. And I hope he does.

• 1:03:35Speaker 04

  Especially like as big as that video got, he's getting paid, dude.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  It happened last year. She got fired and then.

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  It happened last year?

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was the end of twenty twenty four.

• 1:03:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, well, oh, well, I mean, like, so a month ago.

• 1:03:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:49Speaker 03

  But it was, she did get fired. I do know that, but I don't know if that means she can get another job someplace else, Cody.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  Uh, well, you know what? She might be able to go to the next county over and get another job, being a fat piece of shit female police officer, but you know, we'll see.

• 1:04:04The Fat Electrician?

  What is your recommendation for that? Like, I mean, do you think it should just be like, like, like, kind of like?

• 1:04:11Speaker 03

  Are you talking about being stopped by a female officer?

• 1:04:13The Fat Electrician?

  No, no, no, I mean, like, officers that are fired for doing a bad job of being a dirty cop or what, in the situations like that, like, you know, if you have a, you know, a sexual assault case, you're like a red dot on this website. Should that just be like?

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  There should be a national blacklist for shitty cops.

• 1:04:29The Fat Electrician?

  And they're just done?

• 1:04:30Speaker 01

  They're done, done.

• 1:04:32The Fat Electrician?

  I like it.

• 1:04:32Speaker 01

  Forever.

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  I remember the one time we got pulled over coming back from brunch.

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• 1:05:07Speaker 04

  Do you know this story? No, we got pulled over and like, I, like, I, I literally had nothing to drink the entire day. Like, I was like, we, we just got pulled over for my registration and, but Cody had been drinking.

• 1:05:19The Fat Electrician?

  Like they just ran it behind you at a stoplight or whatever?

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, which I'll be fair, like, I'm not very good.

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  No, okay, that bitch waited in the, in the parking lot. No, remember she waited in the fucking parking lot of the gas station because you had to stop by and get gas or do something.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  And she literally followed me on.

• 1:05:37Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, waited for you to leave.

• 1:05:38Speaker 04

  Because I think it was, I, I don't know what I was doing at the time, but like, I, I was driving. I wasn't like, I, I was going through like a, a couple of weeks of sobriety or whatever the fuck I was doing. But like, I, like, no reason to pull me over other than the fact that I was, uh, I, I had my registration out of date because she was just doing like scanning license plates or whatever. Uh, she pulls me over.

• 1:05:58The Fat Electrician?

  Hold on, let me stop you there real quick.

• 1:06:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:01The Fat Electrician?

  Do you remember the crackhead that came up to us? At the, while she was sitting there, the crackhead that came up and tried to fucking ask us for money?

• 1:06:10Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:11The Fat Electrician?

  That was clearly fucking cracked out of his goddamn mind and harassing people? But, but no.

• 1:06:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, but my registration was, uh, was six months out.

• 1:06:18The Fat Electrician?

  Your registration was bad. Okay, okay.

• 1:06:21Speaker 04

  Um, no, she's, she's making sure this is a nice neighborhood. I, she, she pulls me over and like, you, you've, you've been drinking at brunch. I was doing like a fitness thing or whatever the fuck. I hadn't been drinking at all. And so like, I'm just like, all right, get through this, whatever. I'll, I'll figure out my registration. And I remember rolling down the window as she's approaching. And the moment you find out she's a female cop, Cody audibly goes, "Oh God, you're gonna die."

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  And I, I, I tried to almost like roll the window back up, but it's too late. I'm like, no, just gonna fucking let that one sit out there. Fuck.

• 1:07:03Speaker 04

  And it was fine. Like me, me and her having this perfectly normal interaction. Like, all right, I'm gonna have to pay a ticket. Yes, ma'am. No, ma'am. And she goes back to her car and he's like, "You know, I bet I could dart out of this truck, sprint to the wood line, and then put my hands behind my back on the ground next to that tree and she'd have no idea what to do."

• 1:07:25Speaker 04

  And I just want this all to go away. I'm like, man, I don't want to have a bad day. I'm like, Cody, please don't do that. He's like, you know, I could. Like, I am fully aware you could.

• 1:07:34The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen the video where the cop pulls somebody over for something so like, nothing, something similar, just like a BS traffic stop or whatever, like, totally standard and the, they pull over and the passenger gets out and sprints to the wood line? And the deputy is like, "Why is he running? He's, he's not the one in trouble."

• 1:07:58The Fat Electrician?

  And the deputy like just does the normal traffic stop and ends it with like you can call your friend and tell him like whatever I don't give a shit. He gets it out of his car and leaves.

• 1:08:08Speaker 01

  Well, exactly. That's the calm I was. I feel like I, alright man, here's your ticket.

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  Officer Garrett's just like, well, that's weird.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  That's fucking odd right there. Alright buddy, here's your ticket. But I guarantee you if I would have done that, she would have been freaking in her mind.

• 1:08:28Speaker 04

  You might have gotten shot.

• 1:08:29Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, she's fucking running after me with a taser.

• 1:08:33Speaker 04

  You just get Brandon shot.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  Stake her taser for a gun, kill me.

• 1:08:36Speaker 04

  Shoot me, yeah.

• 1:08:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, just shoots Brandon. Yeah, it's just automatically watches you run out, pulls gun out, shoots Brandon in the head.

• 1:08:44Speaker 04

  Alright, well, I'm applying pressure. This was a $200 traffic stop that turned into a $20,000 hospital bill.

• 1:08:50Speaker 01

  Guys, I have nothing against female police officers whatsoever.

• 1:08:54Speaker 03

  Taser, taser, taser.

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  Glock.

• 1:08:58Speaker 03

  I hate that it happened more than once or twice.

• 1:09:01Speaker 04

  Glocks that famously feel like tasers.

• 1:09:04Speaker 03

  Well, Cody.

• 1:09:04Speaker 04

  They're even the same bright yellow color.

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:06The Fat Electrician?

  It is the action. The worst is how you have to draw them compared.

• 1:09:11Speaker 01

  So if you're right-handed, your gun is here. And also, if you're right-handed, your taser is here. It's a cross-stroll. So, ah, that's crazy. That's crazy.

• 1:09:22Speaker 03

  We'll get it confused.

• 1:09:23Speaker 04

  Bigot.

• 1:09:25Speaker 01

  Sexist.

• 1:09:27Speaker 04

  Sorry, I hold everyone to the same standard, no matter their, their race, religion, sex.

• 1:09:32Speaker 03

  That's illegal. Can't do that.

• 1:09:35Speaker 01

  I'm just, I don't know, I'm just speaking from personal experience.

• 1:09:40Speaker 04

  Sorry, I just want, no, no matter who you are, I just want you to be competent at your job.

• 1:09:43Speaker 01

  I want you to be really good at your job. I want you to have your flashlight on night shift when I'm going into a house where someone's getting choked to death. That's all I'm saying.

• 1:09:56Speaker 04

  No personal experience.

• 1:09:57Speaker 01

  No personal experience there.

• 1:10:00Speaker 03

  I can't even picture that. Did you get to do raids with?

• 1:10:04Speaker 04

  Inadequate people?

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna get into the entire story, but I specifically remember one time where I was the trainee. And there was an officer.

• 1:10:18Speaker 04

  So you were the trainee?

• 1:10:20Speaker 01

  Trainee.

• 1:10:21Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 1:10:21Speaker 01

  Who happened to have a vagina. And it's nighttime and there's someone being choked to death. And I needed to go into this house and I pulled my gun and my flashlight out and she said, I left my flashlight at home. It's like, oh.

• 1:10:37Speaker 03

  It's a good spot for it.

• 1:10:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. And that wasn't the first time shit like that.

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  Glad your living room is illuminated.

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, really, really happy that I'm alive today.

• 1:10:51Speaker 03

  That'd be, it's like going on a combat mission and like, we were like, okay, everyone ready? And they're like, I forgot my nods. Like, huh?

• 1:10:59Speaker 01

  One.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  Where?

• 1:11:01The Fat Electrician?

  Stand up, Sergeant.

• 1:11:07Speaker 03

  Why? What? And you can't smoke the shit out of them, I'm guessing.

• 1:11:14Speaker 01

  I'm the trainee, buddy. What am I gonna do? Should, here's the funniest part. I forgot my flashlight at home. Okay, I can hear someone in there screaming, should I boot the door in? She says, I don't know.

• 1:11:28Speaker 04

  Oh, my God. You of all people know the power of a mag light. Want to apply properly?

• 1:11:36Speaker 03

  Holy shit.

• 1:11:38Speaker 01

  All right, I'll tell the rest of the story then.

• 1:11:40Speaker 04

  Go for it. Go for it, man.

• 1:11:41Speaker 03

  Sorry, my mind is blown right now.

• 1:11:43The Fat Electrician?

  I'm here for it.

• 1:11:46Speaker 01

  All right, so.

• 1:11:47The Fat Electrician?

  How, hold on, how old are you and how long have you been doing the cop?

• 1:11:51Speaker 03

  How big was your mustache?

• 1:11:53Speaker 01

  I had a huge mustache.

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:11:55Speaker 01

  But.

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  That's how we measure, Cody's age.

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  I'm already on your side in the story.

• 1:11:59Speaker 01

  Bro, I've been out of the academy for like, like, three weeks. And I was riding with my training officer.

• 1:12:06Speaker 04

  So you're like 22 out of the Navy?

• 1:12:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was like 22, 23, something like that.

• 1:12:13Speaker 03

  John's like one.

• 1:12:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, and so.

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  I can hear a woman screaming inside and I'm like, do I, do I boot it? Do I, do I do the thing? She's like, I don't know. For fuck's sake. Do you have your flashlight? I left it at home. Fuck me dude. Fucking boot the door in, find the guy, he's strangling his wife. And so like I tune him up and I turn to her, my training officer, and I'm like, hey, clear the house. She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, clear the house. What do you mean? Like, alright, cool. And so like, I tune this dude up. He fell down some stairs, doesn't matter. Get him in cuffs.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  He tripped.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  And then I, I clear the house.

• 1:12:58Speaker 03

  He got in the cuffs after he fell down the stairs, right?

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just fell down some stairs.

• 1:13:04Speaker 04

  It was a single story building.

• 1:13:05Speaker 01

  So I, I clear the fucking house and I come.

• 1:13:09Speaker 01

  I come back and this, I'm sorry.

• 1:13:10Speaker 03

  One big step.

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  One small step for shithead.

• 1:13:17Speaker 03

  It's a balcony, sir.

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  Anyways, uh, that wasn't the first time I had to do everything myself because I had a backup officer who was a female.

• 1:13:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:28The Fat Electrician?

  Some of y'all never had your dad yell at you and after he got home from working construction and pouring concrete all day to hold the flashlight at the right spot and it shows.

• 1:13:39Speaker 01

  Right?

• 1:13:40Speaker 04

  He wouldn't have left it at home.

• 1:13:42The Fat Electrician?

  Point the flashlight over here. I forgot the flashlight, dad. He'd be pissed.

• 1:13:47Speaker 03

  Never in a million years do you ever forget that flashlight.

• 1:13:51Speaker 04

  Dad smells like I shouldn't forget the flashlight.

• 1:13:54The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know what an alternator is, but at least I have the flashlight.

• 1:14:01Speaker 01

  Dad's making up words, but I'm pointing it in its direction.

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 1:14:10Speaker 01

  Fucking terror as a child.

• 1:14:12Speaker 04

  That's like a joint memory we all have.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  The Phillips screwdriver, you're like, fuck, fuck. Was that the straight one or the?

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  I remember like my dad's like, that looks, that looks like a, uh, a five eights. I'm just like, he's a wizard.

• 1:14:29Speaker 03

  I don't know what that means.

• 1:14:31Speaker 01

  Sorry dad, righty, tony, lefty, loosey. Even that, righty, tony, lefty, loosey.

• 1:14:37The Fat Electrician?

  Fuck y'all, I was the fat kid. I got to be the counterweight on the cherry picker every time he was pulling an engine out.

• 1:14:45The Fat Electrician?

  Come out here. Quit playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, building your own skate park. I need you to stand on this cherry picker for three hours.

• 1:14:52Speaker 04

  Dude, have you ever actually grown up in the south? You haven't had your dad do sketchy shit with a cherry picker? The cherry picker, I feel like is like the most abused tool.

• 1:15:05The Fat Electrician?

  Dad, this is the same thing we pulled shrubs out of the front yard with last week? Yeah, shut up.

• 1:15:10Speaker 04

  Just kick it. No, kick it harder.

• 1:15:14The Fat Electrician?

  God.

• 1:15:15Speaker 04

  It's right there.

• 1:15:17Speaker 03

  Oh, our childhoods are way too similar.

• 1:15:21The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, my dad, right? So like when I was growing up, my dad, uh, he raced figure eight track. Like you guys know what figure eight is? It's racing with a fucking intersection.

• 1:15:32Speaker 03

  It's the most, if you, this is imagine where you're like, you know what's cool?

• 1:15:35Speaker 04

  You know, like actual, actual race cars.

• 1:15:37Speaker 03

  Yes. So you know RC tracks where there's, you know, RC tracks where there's like a bridge and you go in there? They're like, mm, the bridge is too much. Let's just, where they have to watch each other as they're.

• 1:15:48The Fat Electrician?

  Let's just have an intersection. My dad did that the whole time I grew up and it would be like my dad and his two buddies every day after work, Monday through Friday, racing is on Saturday. My dad's buddy's a welder, fucking pull every, every time Matt comes out from underneath the car, pulls his welding hood up. He's smoking underneath his welding hood. While he's fixing my dad's race car.

• 1:16:14Speaker 04

  Famously non-flammable material called acetylene.

• 1:16:20The Fat Electrician?

  It was a good time. It was a great childhood.

• 1:16:22Speaker 04

  Jesus.

• 1:16:22Speaker 01

  You gotta use the piss tube. I was thinking of saying the piss tube, the piss tube in the garage.

• 1:16:30The Fat Electrician?

  You guys laugh. I have a video of the piss funnel. My dad sent it to me after that last episode.

• 1:16:34Speaker 04

  You sent it to the chat, dude.

• 1:16:39The Fat Electrician?

  That piss funnel's been there for like fourteen years.

• 1:16:41Speaker 04

  If you've never fucking pressed a rivet, if you've never used a drill press, or a mill, or a welding machine, you shouldn't be able to tell the average American what the fuck to do with any part of their life. Fuck you.

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  That blue collar life.

• 1:16:57Speaker 03

  Is that the only one that had to go in the basement and then set up like a, uh, what is it, to shoot water out? Cause their basement floods.

• 1:17:05The Fat Electrician?

  A sump pump?

• 1:17:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:06Speaker 04

  Yeah. We didn't have basements where I was from.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  Ours basement is a very loose, you walk into mud. No, the basement is just mud. Like, it was just, there was no concrete. It was just like dirt walls.

• 1:17:18The Fat Electrician?

  Mud people.

• 1:17:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:19The Fat Electrician?

  Mud people.

• 1:17:20Speaker 03

  Mexicans.

• 1:17:23Speaker 03

  But it was like a sump pump. We just have to go there once a week or if it rained and actually.

• 1:17:27Speaker 04

  Once a week is wild.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  Dude, my childhood was dope. Lots of manual labor. But you just get in the mud.

• 1:17:35Speaker 04

  At least you don't have to crawl far.

• 1:17:37Speaker 03

  And now I look back and my dad had like, like waiter boots. And then he, but I would have to walk in with just like no shoes on. So he was like, go put it in the hole. So I walk and drop it in there, run the hose to him. I'm like,

• 1:17:52Speaker 03

  my childhood was.

• 1:17:53Speaker 04

  I remember like doing the, doing the crawl space shit with my dad. We're like, we're having to do something under the house and like, dad, there's, there's a spider down here. And he asks me to describe it.

• 1:18:06Speaker 04

  To see if it's a problem.

• 1:18:12Speaker 04

  That's real America, dude.

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  My dad, when I was playing in the garage with his shit that he didn't want, he taught me a good lesson because I never touched his shit again. I was fifth grade and I was playing with like stuff that was on the thing. It was like, oh, and it's playing with it. He got me. He's like, what are you doing? I was like, oh, nothing. So I go take a nap and then he just puts like paint on me, like green paint where it dropped and it spread. He made it look like it spread when I was sleeping. So I wake up and I have like this green weird stuff on my arm. I'm like, oh. And I go down, I'm like, dad, what happened? He's like, told you not to play with my shit. Like, that, we'll see what we can do. Never touched for like the next three years. I'm like, I'm not touching it.

• 1:18:52Speaker 04

  I'm picturing your dad as I know him. I'm picturing your dad as I know him now. And that is the funniest shit in the world. Doing this to grown forty year old Eli.

• 1:19:03Speaker 03

  Hey pops.

• 1:19:05Speaker 01

  So after meeting your dad, I can see that and it's hilarious, dude. I was meeting him at the Dallas show.

• 1:19:13Speaker 03

  And Long Johns himself.

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  Papa Cuevas.

• 1:19:18Speaker 03

  He the best. I miss him. There's blood on my carpet.

• 1:19:23Speaker 03

  There's blood on my carpet. Don't get blood on my carpet.

• 1:19:26Speaker 01

  He looks like fucking the Mexican member of ZZ Top.

• 1:19:34Speaker 03

  He's a good dad to have walk downstairs. I think Luke and then told you like we'd walk like dad walk downstairs.

• 1:19:39Speaker 04

  L sharp dressed man.

• 1:19:43Speaker 03

  Me and my friends are beating the shit out of each other in the living room because we just do MMA just from like seventh grade till 12th grade. We beat the.

• 1:19:52Speaker 04

  I know I've sparred with you. It shows.

• 1:19:54Speaker 03

  We fought. So it was like midnight. My dad walks stairs and we are beating the fuck out of each other. He's like eh. Like opens the door. He's in his Long John underwear. He's like, don't get blood on my carpet. And then he walks upstairs and that was it. I was like huh. My friend's like, man, your dad's really cool. I'm like, ah, he's not very present. I don't think.

• 1:20:14Speaker 03

  I don't think we should be allowed to do this at this age. Now that I reflect, that'd be like my kiddos just beating the fuck out of each other at 14.

• 1:20:23Speaker 04

  The typical Mexican father like, well, they're around.

• 1:20:29Speaker 03

  He's upstairs.

• 1:20:33The Fat Electrician?

  There's that and then there's like, so like my dad did construction, yours did whatever, but like.

• 1:20:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:43The Fat Electrician?

  Okay. So we're all construction. My wife, I literally married the farmer's daughter and farming is a little bit different. Cause like.

• 1:20:52The Fat Electrician?

  I don't know. I see a two thousand pound animal and I'm like, or a herd of two thousand pound animals that my father-in-law is raising and I'm like, probably not gonna fuck with them, you know?

• 1:21:02Speaker 03

  Reasonable.

• 1:21:03The Fat Electrician?

  My wife, who's this tall, who's like, why are you so worried about them? And then just starts chasing an entire herd of cows going, ooga, ooga, ooga, ooga, ooga. Fuck you.

• 1:21:15Speaker 03

  I don't think you're allowed to say that.

• 1:21:17The Fat Electrician?

  Like, what the fuck is going on?

• 1:21:20Speaker 03

  Giant animals are terrified.

• 1:21:22The Fat Electrician?

  I agree. My wife does.

• 1:21:24Speaker 03

  My cows, I'm like, nah, that could kill me.

• 1:21:26The Fat Electrician?

  My wife horrified of a spider, two thousand pound animal, two hundred, two thousand pound animals. It could trample her, not phased at all, doesn't give a shit.

• 1:21:37Speaker 03

  Oh, but watch out for that fucking spider, buddy.

• 1:21:40The Fat Electrician?

  Like Daddy Longleg, fuck, we're calling me. Bunch of cows, not an issue.

• 1:21:45Speaker 04

  Speaking of like that, that fear of spiders, I didn't know, know it until I, uh, watched that Wendigoon video about lethal company. Did you see that? He did like a full like manifesto about lethal company, but he did, uh, one where they apparently have arachnid mode.

• 1:21:57Speaker 03

  Explain lethal company.

• 1:21:58Speaker 04

  Oh, the game. Company, the game.

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, okay, okay, okay.

• 1:22:01Speaker 04

  Uh, they have a, like, one of the enemies in the game is a giant spider, like, eight foot big ass spider.

• 1:22:07Speaker 03

  Explain lethal company again? Maybe I'm not thinking the right game?

• 1:22:11Speaker 04

  Uh, it's, it's just like, uh, I, I guess there's a VR mode or whatever, but like, it's a game where you go and collect resources and whatnot. Like, you've seen a bunch, like, it's like a four player.

• 1:22:19Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. It's not, I was thinking of World War II game. I don't know why.

• 1:22:23Speaker 04

  No, no, no, it's.

• 1:22:24The Fat Electrician?

  Bad company.

• 1:22:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:25Speaker 04

  Bad, that's what I'm thinking. It's kind of like Helldivers-ish, where it's like four, four guys go out, get resources, like that sort of thing. But it's like more like horror slash whatever.

• 1:22:33The Fat Electrician?

  They wear the suits?

• 1:22:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:35Speaker 03

  Yes, and the monsters. Okay, okay, okay. Now I'm checking.

• 1:22:37Speaker 04

  One of the enemies is a spider, like a giant, like eight foot spider or whatever. I didn't know that, uh, you can actually set it to arachnophobia mode, where you can just click a button and instead of a, a spider enemy, like they have, like a full, like full resolution spider, it changes into the word spider. And so you're being chased by the word spider. It's like really kinda fucking funny.

• 1:23:04Speaker 01

  I just like there was like in a horror game like, oh, you're afraid of that. We got you. It's spider, spider, spider.

• 1:23:10Speaker 04

  It's such a good bit. I'm like, I'm not even mad at it, man.

• 1:23:15Speaker 01

  How about what games have you been playing? You you beat Red Dead, you beat Cyberpunk like a billion times.

• 1:23:19Speaker 04

  I got back into Cyberpunk and I'm like, I'm having a hard time playing it. I mean, Helldivers is always fun, like just to jump on with the boys. Hell, not Hello, lose. Ready or not, I've actually, I enjoyed the shit out of that for a while.

• 1:23:31Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:23:32Speaker 04

  The SWAT game?

• 1:23:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:33Speaker 04

  That we still need to play that at some point.

• 1:23:35Speaker 01

  We do. I've been playing it with John.

• 1:23:37Speaker 04

  I know I I played it with John a couple of times. Uh, it's it's fun as it's just like I, to me, like I S tiered all the shit and then I got bored.

• 1:23:46Speaker 01

  We we went into the the the that that one map and I was like, nope, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.

• 1:23:53Speaker 04

  We do that as a palate cleanser. We go in like you're supposed to save the civilians, but it's like, if you're a civilian on Epstein Island, are you?

• 1:24:04Speaker 04

  Fucking are you? I'm supposed to apprehend you, but

• 1:24:07Speaker 01

  I don't know. There's a

• 1:24:09Speaker 04

  map. There's there's a couple of maps, like basically you're a SWAT team.

• 1:24:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I that I know. And you get a kit, you're like realistic environment. But your kid's badass. You can choose whatever you want. So like I run around with an MP7. But there's every gun imaginable in there and it's cool because you can customize them and stuff.

• 1:24:29Speaker 04

  And you can choose to do non-lethal.

• 1:24:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can do non-lethal. You can like tase people, pepperball them, stuff like that.

• 1:24:35Speaker 04

  Flashbangs like, uh, beanbag rounds, everything.

• 1:24:39Speaker 01

  Oh, shit.

• 1:24:39Speaker 04

  Or you could just go into the MP7 and just kill them.

• 1:24:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, it's kind of fun going in the ass with an MP7 and just being like, nope, you don't belong here. Just killing everyone.

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• 1:25:20Speaker 04

  It's like eight, eight rooms out of the house are like dedicated to making, you know.

• 1:25:25Speaker 03

  No shit.

• 1:25:26Speaker 04

  Yeah. So it's like, so every civilian is like, come on.

• 1:25:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's like cameras with like cribs beside them like it's, it's nasty.

• 1:25:36Speaker 04

  In the basement, there's like 55 gallon drums, like acid and shit with like kids clothes in it and shit like that. You're like, hmm, no, there's no civilians on this map.

• 1:25:45Speaker 03

  That's what you like. You clear up top of your rest. People go downstairs, see the vats. You're like, huh. Back upstairs. Stop. No longer.

• 1:25:55Speaker 04

  Jake, I believe I'm going to have to make a plea deal.

• 1:25:59Speaker 03

  You're gonna undo those handcuffs real quick. Here you go. Here's a gun. What's that for? Okay, next one.

• 1:26:05Speaker 04

  I just need you to hold this.

• 1:26:08Speaker 03

  I didn't know about that. What the fuck?

• 1:26:10Speaker 04

  It gets pretty dark.

• 1:26:11Speaker 03

  What games have you? Are you just leagues?

• 1:26:13The Fat Electrician?

  League and Mobile Risk. That's about it.

• 1:26:15Speaker 04

  Mobile Risk? That.

• 1:26:17Speaker 03

  That is the most Nick thing I've ever heard.

• 1:26:20The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 1:26:20Speaker 03

  You're playing Mobile Risk?

• 1:26:22The Fat Electrician?

  You guys know my league handle, right?

• 1:26:24Speaker 03

  Is it Mobile Risk?

• 1:26:27The Fat Electrician?

  On League, I had, so I've been playing since like high school and my name for like 10 years was Filthy Communist. And I finally got reported and had to change my name. I don't know why.

• 1:26:37Speaker 03

  After a decade?

• 1:26:38The Fat Electrician?

  After 10 years, I finally got reported like you have to change your name. And I'm like, all right, so I just like, shoot for the stars, you know, spend 30 minutes like typing in shit only to find out, oh, that name's taken. That name's against rules, whatever. First name I tried after being Filthy Communist for 10 years was Carl Marx. Just. Carl Space Marx, period. That name's available. Ha ha. Bing. I am Carl Marx on League of Legends.

• 1:27:07Speaker 04

  How many friend requests have you gotten?

• 1:27:08The Fat Electrician?

  Fucking, every time I get in game, all chat, who's read my book? I'm retarded. He's running around stealing kills. What the fuck? That was a kill.

• 1:27:19Speaker 03

  Share these.

• 1:27:20The Fat Electrician?

  Our kill.

• 1:27:25The Fat Electrician?

  I love it.

• 1:27:26Speaker 04

  Where my homie Ingles at?

• 1:27:28Speaker 03

  You so much as a, like, oh, so good, though. He's stacking bodies.

• 1:27:34Speaker 04

  Stacking bodies better than anyone.

• 1:27:36The Fat Electrician?

  Carl Marx is on a killing spree. That's accurate.

• 1:27:41Speaker 03

  I will never get in the league like period after you guys think God Cody did you ever play League much?

• 1:27:49Speaker 01

  Dude, I tried to get in the league. I couldn't get into it.

• 1:27:51Speaker 03

  It is a like a learning curve that is.

• 1:27:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz Hunter Hunter is big in the league too.

• 1:27:57Speaker 03

  Huge.

• 1:27:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, I I just dude, I just couldn't get into it, man.

• 1:28:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:05The Fat Electrician?

  I mean, I'm not good. I just piss people off. I love it.

• 1:28:08Speaker 04

  I hear it's sweaty as fuck.

• 1:28:10The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:28:11Speaker 03

  It's the most toxic player base you will ever meet, and that is.

• 1:28:13Speaker 04

  I want now I want to get involved.

• 1:28:15Speaker 03

  Dude, you cannot. I again, you can stress. It's like it's a toxic. It was like, oh, I've I've done Call of Duty. You're like, oh, that does not amount to

• 1:28:23The Fat Electrician?

  Nope.

• 1:28:24Speaker 03

  shit compared to ranked league matches. You make one mistake and you're just the biggest shit bag in the world. Oh, I don't miss that game.

• 1:28:33The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, huh?

• 1:28:34Speaker 03

  How do you play that still?

• 1:28:36The Fat Electrician?

  That's all I play.

• 1:28:37Speaker 03

  You play with meat, pop of meat?

• 1:28:38The Fat Electrician?

  Uh uh, I haven't. I probably should.

• 1:28:40Speaker 03

  Papa meat's a top.

• 1:28:42The Fat Electrician?

  I started playing a bunch of COD when I was uh when I was in the sling cuz I couldn't I couldn't do this, so I literally couldn't play computer games. So I could only play Xbox right here. So I was playing a bunch of COD, but that was about it. You know who's ungodly good at COD?

• 1:28:58Speaker 03

  Who?

• 1:28:59The Fat Electrician?

  Like alarmingly good at COD? Nick Pewview.

• 1:29:03Speaker 03

  Weird.

• 1:29:04The Fat Electrician?

  Bro, I played. I played with him one game. He was like thirty nine and three. In every game I played.

• 1:29:13Speaker 01

  Fucking slaying everyone.

• 1:29:15The Fat Electrician?

  It's like as good as he's shooting in real life, he's better in COD. It's absurd.

• 1:29:19Speaker 03

  Sense.

• 1:29:19Speaker 01

  Who Eli, who's your friend that played with the track ball?

• 1:29:24Speaker 03

  Now, I had I had two friends that played with track box. Chris was one of them and like I told it was the most disgusting thing watching this dude play with the track ball cuz you look at it and like you're fucking retarded to play like this. Do you know track ball fight with your thumb? And then you play him and he is just melting souls with headshots like.

• 1:29:46Speaker 03

  Just bored, just bored stacking bodies and that was going from Counter-Strike into Call of Duty. Like Counter-Strike, just Diamond rank slaying, going into Call of Duty slaying. It was like, okay, well, fuck me, I'll just get used to the normal mouse.

• 1:30:04Speaker 01

  Well, for those of you that don't know, a trackball, so think of a mouse, you got the ball on the bottom of it, right? A trackball is just a ball on top of the mouse and you move it with your thumb. And Eli, I think I played with you guys like one time, two times, maybe.

• 1:30:21Speaker 03

  Brandon did the best.

• 1:30:23Speaker 01

  And this dude, this dude with the-

• 1:30:25Speaker 04

  That's way too sweaty for me, dude.

• 1:30:27Speaker 01

  He was just fucking everyone up, just moving this little trackball around. Ridiculous. I mean, if you grew up with, I guess you, you know, you got the muscle memory for it.

• 1:30:38Speaker 04

  I think we look at that like old people look at us playing computer games.

• 1:30:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:30:44Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, I think you probably get used to it. It's like Brandon, when you-

• 1:30:46Speaker 01

  Literally the first times you playing first person on a keyboard and mouse, you're like, where, how do I jump?

• 1:30:52Speaker 04

  Oh, I was about to say this unironically, but it hurt my soul like before it came out of my mouth, half a decade ago.

• 1:30:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:59Speaker 04

  At your birthday party.

• 1:31:00Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, that was half a decade ago.

• 1:31:02Speaker 01

  Oh, what are you talking about, Bess?

• 1:31:04Speaker 03

  No, that was him playing.

• 1:31:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, my first time playing PC games, because I didn't even own a fucking gaming PC at that point. So you're like, oh, let's play the new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. I'm like, oh, cool. I'm like looking for spacebar. I'm like-

• 1:31:18Speaker 03

  He was looking out for a spacebar.

• 1:31:20Speaker 04

  Bro, I had not played PC. I don't. I was a console gamer. I was lame.

• 1:31:23The Fat Electrician?

  I hadn't played console in like 10 years until I tore my pack to play God, like I got a PS3 just to have something to fucking do. And PS3 sucks, or PS4, whatever the fuck it is now.

• 1:31:38Speaker 04

  It's five, I think now.

• 1:31:40The Fat Electrician?

  Whatever, like the entire notion of like-

• 1:31:44The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, you wanna, you wanna play that new game you just bought on a desk? Cool. You need to download it for seven hours before you can play the game?

• 1:31:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:31:53The Fat Electrician?

  I was like, what the happened?

• 1:31:57Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Now that is, you probably experienced that. Well, even well, your kiddos don't play video, no tablets and shit.

• 1:32:04The Fat Electrician?

  Game Boy Color.

• 1:32:05Speaker 03

  With John, when you give him new games, you have to like, set up the system, install everything. It is like a day procedure to give them a Christmas present.

• 1:32:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, Christmas Day. Like, okay, I think we all remember like Christmas Day, getting a video game. We're just like, oh, this is so cool. And you pop it in, you play it for the first time. You get the PlayStation two, whatever, fucking like, that's cool. Kids don't have that now where it's like, okay, cool. It'll be downloading for the next seventeen hours.

• 1:32:34Speaker 01

  And then you, you gotta go to like, depending on what game you're doing, you gotta go to the PlayStation Network and set up an account. And then you gotta do this and this and this, then wait fucking eight hours for the game to download.

• 1:32:44Speaker 04

  Like, remember when, uh, Helldivers required, uh, like a year into the game or whatever, they required you to get a Sony account?

• 1:32:50Speaker 03

  Oh, the play.

• 1:32:51Speaker 04

  And sign up for the PlayStation Network or whatever. And then they basically all, the entire player network uh, became eco terrorists overnight.

• 1:33:00Speaker 03

  That, did you watch that?

• 1:33:02Speaker 04

  Like, no.

• 1:33:03Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:33:04Speaker 04

  It was a meltdown.

• 1:33:06Speaker 03

  You went from like the top rated game on Steam to PlayStation, Sony, their can't, I bleep that word. Uh, they said, hey, in order to be on this, in order for you to have this game where cross, uh,

• 1:33:21Speaker 04

  Bleep what word?

• 1:33:22Speaker 03

  What's a cross?

• 1:33:24Speaker 04

  Uh, cross platform.

• 1:33:25Speaker 03

  Cross platform. If you want to be on cross platform, you have to make a Sony account. So everyone has to make a Sony account. Like, if you want to be on this and immediately, now it's like, enter your email, do all this shit. The player base.

• 1:33:38Speaker 04

  They revolted. Like, the

• 1:33:40Speaker 03

  High rated game?

• 1:33:42Speaker 04

  It, it went down to like, like, two point one. Like, it was a review bomb.

• 1:33:48The Fat Electrician?

  And like, understandable. Console Gaming is like, it's gotta be close to dead.

• 1:33:52Speaker 03

  No, it's bigger than ever.

• 1:33:53The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, like, I just, I don't understand, cause it's like,

• 1:33:57The Fat Electrician?

  You can consoles are to the point now where like the new PlayStation is basically a fucking decent gaming computer. So it's like, what's the point of a console anymore when you can just play with a Xbox or a PlayStation controller on your PC? It's like, I don't understand why you would get a console over a PC.

• 1:34:16Speaker 01

  The real question is, it's easy.

• 1:34:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:20Speaker 01

  It's easy to go to the, you know, go to Target and buy a fucking PlayStation five over building a gaming PC.

• 1:34:27Speaker 04

  Especially like parents, they're just like, oh yeah, that's fucking game machine.

• 1:34:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly, game machine.

• 1:34:33Speaker 03

  Did John, just real quick on the thing, did John make you ever install mods or anything on games before?

• 1:34:39Speaker 01

  I mean, yeah, in the past, not recently.

• 1:34:41Speaker 03

  Okay. That's right. I need this, I need the no break mod on Grand Theft Auto Daddy, that is my Christmas present, I'm like, fuck.

• 1:34:51Speaker 04

  Bigger titty mod on Fallout, on Pac-Man?

• 1:34:56Speaker 01

  And you just, you just, Eli, you just, you, you just hope you don't break the entire game installing one mod.

• 1:35:05Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:35:05Speaker 01

  Okay, buddy, I got this for you.

• 1:35:08The Fat Electrician?

  Fallout, Fallout mods were the best. It's like, what if I made my minigun shoot pool balls?

• 1:35:14Speaker 04

  The AK-50, the AK-50 is available on like Fallout New Vegas mod, whatever. I've never been able to play with it. Cause every time I've tried to do mods on New Vegas, it broke in my game. Like one time I got like fucking, most recently, the most recent time I tried to play New Vegas, it was like a year ago. I tried to do a playthrough, installed some mods, like the better graphics mods, and then like I tried AK-50 and everything. It started lagging and then like an hour, hour, two hours, three hours into it, it just killed it. And I, I tried to delete the mods and it was like, oh, you cannot, because you did so much of your playthrough with the mods, you can't restart this save without mods. Like, all right, fuck it. I just threw up my hands like, I don't care.

• 1:35:54Speaker 01

  Brandon can't even play the gun he's developed for the past.

• 1:35:57Speaker 04

  It's my, I can literally drive fucking 10 minutes down the road and go shoot the gun, but I can't do it on the fucking computer. Make it make sense liberal.

• 1:36:07The Fat Electrician?

  Have you seen, God, there's like, there's one podcast where the guys like when the new Grand Theft Auto comes out, it would be a legitimately good investment of your time to just get really good at the new Grand Theft Auto. Because like, I mean, the current Grand Theft Auto has been out for like 10 years and there's people literally making a living, like just selling shit.

• 1:36:25Speaker 01

  Oh, good. Not a living. They are, it's like Counter Strike skins.

• 1:36:30Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:36:31Speaker 01

  Do Counter Strike?

• 1:36:32Speaker 04

  Like underage gambling?

• 1:36:34Speaker 01

  Bruh, the people that make this.

• 1:36:35The Fat Electrician?

  Well, they're, they're saying the new Grand Theft Auto, if it ever comes out, is gonna actually have like a real crypto coin attached. And like that crypto coin that's only, only good in the game is actually gonna be worth a fuck ton of real money in real life.

• 1:36:50Speaker 04

  What's crazy is that actually makes sense.

• 1:36:52The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:53Speaker 04

  It makes more sense than half a crypto, frankly. It's at least functional outside of just like perceived value.

• 1:37:01Speaker 03

  Artist that goes on to state, depending on the popularity of the case for making a Counter Strike skin. If you have a popular one, on average, you'll earn 420,000 per year per skin.

• 1:37:12Speaker 01

  What the?

• 1:37:12Speaker 04

  I can't wait to see like FEC versus Rockstar Games.

• 1:37:17The Fat Electrician?

  Why are we not making unsub skins?

• 1:37:19Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:37:21Speaker 03

  400K, 400K per skin.

• 1:37:24Speaker 01

  I'm still a little hurt personally.

• 1:37:26Speaker 04

  SEC.

• 1:37:27Speaker 01

  That, uh, the dude blocked us.

• 1:37:31Speaker 04

  The fucking AM 180 guy?

• 1:37:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:34The Fat Electrician?

  What?

• 1:37:35Speaker 04

  The, the, the developer or one of the, one of the game developers that, uh, was responsible for bringing the AM 180, uh, the American 180 into Fallout New Vegas, uh, is on Twitter, pretty active and blocked you.

• 1:37:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:48Speaker 04

  On Twitter.

• 1:37:49Speaker 01

  Never talked to the guy in my life.

• 1:37:50Speaker 04

  It's like, we wanted to invite him to Range Day and he looked and it's like, has Donut Operator blocked.

• 1:37:56Speaker 01

  It's like, goddamn dude, I just wanted to invite you to Range Day.

• 1:38:00Speaker 04

  I really, it was probably a saving grace. It's like, damn.

• 1:38:03Speaker 03

  Oh, Nick, how goes, uh, your? By the way, we found this out also, a, uh, new, what's the difference between nuclear bomb and atomic bomb?

• 1:38:11Speaker 04

  Nuclear?

• 1:38:12Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:38:13Speaker 04

  George Bush?

• 1:38:18Speaker 01

  Riveting.

• 1:38:21Speaker 04

  Man.

• 1:38:22Speaker 03

  No, it was literally because we're all.

• 1:38:24Speaker 04

  That's above my pay grade. I don't know. Cause I know there's a, there's like the, the original atom bomb. And then there's the hydrogen bomb.

• 1:38:30The Fat Electrician?

  And I did that VT fuse video and there's been like a bunch of comments, actually the atomic bomb isn't a nuke. And it's like, yes, the it is according like it's, it's been the meme since memes have been a thing. We nuked Japan like I, I said, the biggest weapon of world war two wasn't us, wasn't the nuke. And people are like, actually the atomic bomb isn't a nuke. And it's like, I fucking hate you guys.

• 1:38:55Speaker 04

  Even if you're right, I'm still right.

• 1:38:57The Fat Electrician?

  Right. Like everyone knew what I was talking about. You're just being that guy.

• 1:39:03Speaker 04

  I mean, to be fair, you have cultivated an audience of actually is.

• 1:39:08The Fat Electrician?

  I get it. I get it.

• 1:39:11Speaker 04

  With top glasses, no matter what you didn't realize about the atomic bomb.

• 1:39:17The Fat Electrician?

  Still correct.

• 1:39:19Speaker 03

  You made that audience. You built it brick by brick. Actually by.

• 1:39:29Speaker 03

  And now you're caught off guard.

• 1:39:35Speaker 03

  I was like, oh, that sucks.

• 1:39:37The Fat Electrician?

  It's okay. I'll hit them with the keyboard warrior next time. It's going to work out.

• 1:39:42Speaker 03

  What's your next video you're working on?

• 1:39:44The Fat Electrician?

  Uh, I haven't decided yet. It's either going to be Billy Wa or the Sergeant York.

• 1:39:50Speaker 04

  Sergeant York is fucking rad.

• 1:39:51The Fat Electrician?

  So Billy Wa.

• 1:39:53Speaker 04

  Why not know either of those?

• 1:39:54The Fat Electrician?

  Billy Wa.

• 1:39:54Speaker 04

  I don't know Billy Wa.

• 1:39:55The Fat Electrician?

  Billy Wa is OG Delta, like the foundations of Delta. So homeboy. Joined the military as soon as he could. He tried to enlist at 15 for world war two, wanted to be a paratrooper more than anything. And then ended up, uh, joining, goes to the Korean war, ends up, he imported his fucking car that he bought right before he shipped off to Korea. He had it shipped over to Korea and he went to this port and picked it up and there were like these guys with these weird patches. And he's like, what do you guys do? And they're like. It's a secret. You want to apply? And he's like, yeah. So he applied, just becomes one of the OG Delta guys.

• 1:40:37Speaker 04

  Wait, hold it. So he just ran into people with no tapes and was like, what is this?

• 1:40:41The Fat Electrician?

  No, they had a unit patch that he'd never seen before.

• 1:40:44Speaker 04

  What year was this?

• 1:40:45The Fat Electrician?

  This was the Korean War, like.

• 1:40:48Speaker 04

  Like fifty five ish?

• 1:40:49The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah. Like this was like the origins of like, the US government was like, oh, the, the British had the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. We should probably copy that. And they, like, working with the OSS and shit, the predecessor to the CIA. And he ends up becoming like one of the OG Delta guys. Like he is the one, one of the guys that pioneered Halo jumps. He's like, all the shit that Spec Ops now, this dude was a pioneer of through Korea, Vietnam. The dude was operational into his seventies.

• 1:41:20Speaker 04

  I didn't realize you could Halo jump out of a helicopter until like a couple of days ago. That's how scary as shit.

• 1:41:27The Fat Electrician?

  His final mission that he went on in his seventies, he was in Afghanistan, tracking down Osama bin Laden.

• 1:41:33Speaker 04

  The fuck?

• 1:41:34The Fat Electrician?

  In his seventies and tracked him down like three times. So like.

• 1:41:38Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, all they had to do was ask the CIA to call a meeting with Tim Osman.

• 1:41:44The Fat Electrician?

  So, uh, I'm doing a video on him.

• 1:41:47Speaker 04

  Crazy. Now we know where he is.

• 1:41:48The Fat Electrician?

  And then, uh, the Sergeant York, which is just a hilarious story of just government corruption.

• 1:41:55Speaker 04

  Alvin York, right?

• 1:41:56The Fat Electrician?

  No, this, yeah, it was named after Alvin York. So the Sergeant York was, was a tank. It was an anti-aircraft tank.

• 1:42:04Speaker 04

  I'm learning.

• 1:42:05The Fat Electrician?

  Specifically designed to go hand in hand with the Abrams into the theater. And it was supposed to keep up with the Abrams and be able to just shoot down any air support that comes for the, comes for the normal Abrams. And it was able to shoot them down. So they had this, it, it has two forty millimeter boffers on it. On a tank and it was, Congress was like, we're trying to save money, put it on a patent chassis, which is a World War Two tank. So like, okay, I guess, whatever. So they did it and they.

• 1:42:35Speaker 04

  Didn't they use those a bunch like Vietnam era?

• 1:42:37The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah.

• 1:42:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:42:38The Fat Electrician?

  So they were trying to, they came up with the system and it was supposed to be the shit. And. They had a, the system was, it had two, two ways of tracking. It could track motion and it could track heat. So the primary one was motion. So it would, you know, it would see the helicopter rotors or whatever from, you know, a MiG or whatever the attack helicopter was coming for them and it would be able to, it would literally be able to just track it. And all the gunner had to do was hit fire. Like there was no math, no calculations. All the gunner had to do was pull the trigger. And then it back up, it had thermals. So they, they bring out Congress on like these

• 1:43:18The Fat Electrician?

  aluminum bleachers and then they have Sergeant York's widow in the bleachers with the congressional guys to show off the tank that we named after your deceased husband.

• 1:43:28Speaker 04

  I remember this story actually, now that you say that.

• 1:43:31The Fat Electrician?

  So they're doing the show off thing and like, they've already rigged it out of the gate because it's such a piece of shit. They put, they have like a Blackhawk or an Apache flyout and they had, they put radar deflectors on it. The NCOIC in charge of the range is like, putting radar deflectors on top of this plane is the equivalent to covering a dude in steak and having him stand in a Walmart parking lot and seeing if a bloodhound can find him. Like it's completely unrealistic. That was a real quote I found, like researching for the video. So this helicopter has radar deflectors on it and it flies out. They turn on the system that's supposed to track motion from the helicopters, but the system automatically locks on to the closest thing. So the system is

• 1:44:14The Fat Electrician?

  like, and instead of aiming at the helicopter, it aims on the exhaust fan on the shit house for the range, aims at the latrine. And they're like, fuck. So they're like, okay, it's fine. It's no big deal. Switch over to thermals.

• 1:44:30Speaker 04

  Alvin York's widow's taking a shit.

• 1:44:33The Fat Electrician?

  Alvin York's widow's sitting with Congress like botched one. They're like, it's okay, we're fine. We're going to switch over to thermals. It'll pick up the helicopter because the engine's hot. They switch over to thermals. The closest thing is all the congressional members in Alvin York's widow sitting on an aluminum bleacher. So then the guns, and aims right at him. And yeah, it killed the whole fucking project.

• 1:44:55Speaker 04

  Okay, the project.

• 1:44:59Speaker 03

  And that's how she died.

• 1:45:00Speaker 04

  It was just like the, the R2D2 unit on the, the Navy ships where it's just like, like keeps locking on.

• 1:45:06The Fat Electrician?

  Locking under the commercial airline.

• 1:45:08Speaker 04

  Exactly. It's like, no.

• 1:45:11Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:45:14Speaker 04

  Like, you sure, Dad? I wanna eat. The fucking Sea Whiz is the Sea Whiz, yeah.

• 1:45:20The Fat Electrician?

  Yeah, but I mean, there was all kinds of like, I'll get into it in the video, but there was like, there was so much political corruption involved because like, three different companies submitted their product. Cause you know, like the government is like, here's fifty million dollars, develop a prototype to these specs. And they give it to like X amount of companies. They gave it to three companies. They gave it to General Dynamics, Ford and somebody else. And the General Dynamics prototype shot down like nineteen of twenty-three drones or whatever that it was testing. The Ford version shot down like four. And they're like, we're gonna give it to Ford. Like, I just complete political corruption.

• 1:45:56Speaker 04

  I fucking, I dare you to find one scenario of like weapons acquisition for the government that isn't riddled with political corruption.

• 1:46:05The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, obviously.

• 1:46:06Speaker 04

  Since fucking World War One.

• 1:46:09The Fat Electrician?

  Obviously, the current military's sidearm.

• 1:46:14Speaker 04

  It's really good at shooting people, period.

• 1:46:19Speaker 04

  It's really good at shooting.

• 1:46:22The Fat Electrician?

  By itself, with no fingers in the trigger well.

• 1:46:25Speaker 04

  People are harmed. I mean, if that's your, your goal, it succeeds.

• 1:46:30Speaker 03

  What are we gonna do in DC when we go out to DC?

• 1:46:34Speaker 04

  Why are we going to DC, Eli?

• 1:46:35The Fat Electrician?

  February.

• 1:46:36Speaker 03

  I was actually gonna ask you, do you think there's any chance that when we film? Can we say what we're? I don't know what we're allowed to say.

• 1:46:42Speaker 04

  I don't know either, that's.

• 1:46:43Speaker 03

  Great stuff.

• 1:46:44Speaker 04

  We get some fucking interesting shaped buildings.

• 1:46:47The Fat Electrician?

  When we film unsub drunk from the Pentagon, do you think there's any chance that they'd let us film like in the, in the room where they keep all the filing cabinets? I hear there's a blank spot right around two thousand and one, where we could probably set up the table.

• 1:47:01Speaker 03

  We're gonna ask. It's a nice big opener.

• 1:47:05Speaker 04

  I just wanna like, do that like, early two thousands movie like Punch Cut where it goes black and white. It's like, Nick was killed in a vehicular explosion in February twenty twenty-five.

• 1:47:18Speaker 03

  We do get a, I think we get.

• 1:47:20Speaker 04

  Cody opened an institute to train female police officers.

• 1:47:26The Fat Electrician?

  We might have to cut this part.

• 1:47:28Speaker 03

  Closed out. I think we should be able to say where we get a we if we're filming at the Pentagon, we get to say we're at the Pentagon, right?

• 1:47:37The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, yeah. The title is going to be unsub drunk from the Pentagon.

• 1:47:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:47:41The Fat Electrician?

  Obviously.

• 1:47:41Speaker 03

  Okay, good. And then we do have some cool people coming on because bleep the name just for now, wants to be on it.

• 1:47:50Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:47:54Speaker 03

  Bleep all that. Bleep all that. They're all like, super excited.

• 1:48:00The Fat Electrician?

  While we're bleeping shit, did you guys hear the leaked audio where the pilots forgot they left the intercom on on the plane?

• 1:48:06Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 1:48:07The Fat Electrician?

  The one where one pilot's like, man, I'm kind of hung over and he and he's like, quick question. Who would you trust more to pilot this plane? Me after five cocktails or a female pilot? And the other pilot goes, I would trust you on a heavy dose of fentanyl.

• 1:48:31Speaker 03

  You got John laughing at it. You had John doing his. John, John doing his chicken laugh. He got some nuggets in his mouth and dying right now. Do we have to bleep that? That's a great.

• 1:48:44The Fat Electrician?

  The leaked audio?

• 1:48:46Speaker 03

  That's a you didn't say that. That was the.

• 1:48:50Speaker 04

  What are we gonna do? Who do you want to interview for like the CPAC thingy when we're on the floor for that thing?

• 1:48:57Speaker 03

  That's your. We get to do a gang episode there, which is what the goal was, just a gang with chaos all around us.

• 1:49:04Speaker 04

  I would love to get people like Tucker on. I feel like that would be a lot of fun.

• 1:49:07The Fat Electrician?

  Oh, me too.

• 1:49:08Speaker 04

  I know you would.

• 1:49:09The Fat Electrician?

  Me.

• 1:49:10Speaker 04

  You guys have some some World War Two opinions that.

• 1:49:13The Fat Electrician?

  We're gonna argue about World War Two.

• 1:49:15Speaker 04

  I would love to get like JD Vance is like my my new like him and Elon Musk are my dream podcast guests, though. Because JD Vance is like just such a normal guy. I just, I would love to have him on unsub.

• 1:49:29Speaker 03

  I wonder, that's the one I wonder how it was ran because it is, do we just get to grab people as they walk by? Do we have to schedule out who's coming on?

• 1:49:36Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:49:37Speaker 03

  Certain times.

• 1:49:40Speaker 03

  I didn't, I thought it was in like a room and then they showed us the photos. I was like, oh, we're on like the

• 1:49:45Speaker 04

  Like the show floor. Like, like, like those little podcast studios or whatever at SHOT Show, like that little alley.

• 1:49:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, but we get a big one. Do you see like the space is actually like, did you see it? That's this month?

• 1:49:56Speaker 04

  You seen it?

• 1:49:57Speaker 03

  This February.

• 1:49:57Speaker 04

  No, I haven't seen it.

• 1:49:58Speaker 03

  Dude, show, yeah. Good.

• 1:50:01Speaker 03

  We got a big space, a very big space.

• 1:50:04Speaker 04

  But like, it's literally like, that's where people do do stuff.

• 1:50:07Speaker 03

  So.

• 1:50:08Speaker 04

  That shit's fucking, uh.

• 1:50:10Speaker 03

  He hasn't seen it.

• 1:50:10Speaker 04

  Nick?

• 1:50:11Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:50:12Speaker 04

  It's like, there, like on the floor.

• 1:50:16Speaker 03

  Good. Good. Good.

• 1:50:19Speaker 04

  Audio's gonna be interesting, but yeah, no, it's gonna be lovely.

• 1:50:22Speaker 03

  Well, probably lab and do this.

• 1:50:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:50:26Speaker 03

  Actually, I think we're pretty good. We can close this bitch out. Cody, if you want to close it out. Do the thing? Do the thing? Bye, everyone. Thank you for coming to the unsubscribe podcast. I was joined today by Eli Double Tab, Nick Fat Electrician, Brandon Herrera and myself, Donut Operator. We love you. I gotta pee. Yeah. You can join us on Patreon to see the after show.

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