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• 0:30Speaker 01

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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 189. Round of applause, please.

• 1:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, audio listeners, you just missed a fantastic intro. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 189. If you're new here, if you haven't already, you look below, you see the subscribe button, press your own. If you look even more below, then you see a comment section that's fulfilled with your name, guess what, even more ongoing fill that out. We are fresh off of the Halloween episode and boy, do we have some things to talk about. Me and Cam took a trip across the country. We're going to tell you all about that. CJ was there too, he's giving me the craziest look ever that I just. But, but we are weeks away from the YSK Peyton versus Cam to our documentary hitting

• 2:08Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 2:45Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Hey bub. Hey bub. How are you? Thou is great. That was great? Thou is great. Thou shall not say you're not great. Thou shall not steal. Stolen makes a good meal. Meal. Cook it twice. Double the deal. Ooh, double the deal. I'm eating an orange peel and then I'm gonna go get an envelope. Lick the seal. Lick the seal. Put it on a squirrel's back, rips his hair, then he squeals.

• 3:29Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, Howie Mandel, what's the deal? Yeah, I'm gonna go in. Man. Shut up. Whoa, whoa. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. He said, he said, you don't help in my cipher. You don't help me. How are you? Uh, to hell with the how are you? In the intro, you said we went across the country. We did. And I literally was flabbergasted because my, my body did not go across the country at all. We just took a trip together. When we went two states over. With Tennessee. Two states to the right. Well, it depends on the tech. No, no, if you want it, it depends. It could be one state. You only cross through one state.

• 4:12Peyton Hardin?

  For, to go from Texas to Tennessee, that is technically across the country. And we're not gonna start with yelling at each other. We're gonna keep our indoor voices. We can keep indoor voices all you want. That's not across the country. It depends on the route. So you're saying every plane goes the same route? We took aeroplanes, didn't we? Yeah, we did take an aeroplane. A lot of turbulence on the way there. Holy, I mean, I started praying hard. I said, "Oh, no! I said that right now, please, please!" Yes, and my, and we're gonna get to, because it is across the country. It's not across the country. On the way, me and Cam went to Tennessee this weekend. Yes. Right? And we took a plane there. A lot of turbulence, right? A lot of turbulence. And so it happened, not at the beginning of the takeoff, it was kinda like beginning to mid-flight.

• 4:56Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, no, beginning. I would say beginning to mid-flight. But it wasn't right at takeoff. I agree with you, yeah. Yeah, so beginning to mid-flight, right? And so I, I already got, I got, I'm on my second double tequila soda, because I got one when I was boarding, and then I got one when we took off, right? Beautiful. So, I'm, I'm, I'm about to get four shots deep. You're about four shots into that old bloodstream right now. It's hitting jet fuel. And so we, we were turbulent, and it wasn't like turbulence, like, oh, you're shaking. It was one of those G-forces. Oh, yeah, like, you're sitting there and it went, "Hoo!" Yeah. I said, "No!" Yeah.

• 5:28Peyton Hardin?

  Horror movie. You heard a couple, "Hoo!" A couple. Okay, now you, being right behind the pilot, it might not have been as bad, me in 33D. Yeah, yeah. It was pretty scary. Yeah. I was like, "Ah!" The whole plane was shaking. You were up there probably like this. Oh, oh. Oh, and so my thing was, I was with, Thou shalt that not be named? You were with Voldemort. I was with Voldemort, pretty Voldemort.

• 5:56Peyton Hardin?

  Beautiful Voldemort. Yeah, I was with a very pretty Voldemort, sitting right next to me. And this person doesn't fly often. So the turbulence was scary to this person, and I was trying to be Betty Bat and act like I was a scared, inside petrified little girl. Yeah, inside, ooh, squeezing my nuts, toes, and butt. What? And so, so Voldemort was grabbing me, like, on my arm, like, "Ooh!"

• 6:21Peyton Hardin?

  She was like, "Ooh, protect me." I said, "If this goes down, ain't shit I can do about it." "You're dead. I don't know what to tell you."

• 6:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I really hope you know, if they, if those pop, you're on your own. It is you versus you, me versus me. I'm getting my, I'm not even looking at you.

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "I've known you for a couple of months, huh, alright?"

• 6:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, you're not a wizard, Harry.

• 6:42Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, this came in this world without you. No, no, no. I have more.

• 6:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, go. No, don't you break that.

• 6:49Peyton Hardin?

  It was, I was saying, I was trying to be Betty. And so I had the double tequila soda in my hand, and I was, I was like, okay, I'm gonna show that I'm not scared. So they were grabbing all onto me like this, and I was like, "It's no, it's just gonna last only a little bit, alright?" And so I took, I chugged the whole double tequila soda.

• 7:12Peyton Hardin?

  Worst idea I've ever had. It got to the point, Cam, where, you know, I have a lot of pride. So I'll fake it till I make it. It was to a point, I went and grabbed the throw up bag in the front, and I was, I swear to God, I was holding on to it. Cause I was like, "Hey," I was like, "I'm gonna throw up." Like, this is, and she, like, I could see her, like, lose respect for me in real time. She was like this.

• 7:36Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Oh my God, I, I wasn't even gonna throw up." She goes, "You look pansy."

• 7:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so that's what started this. And by the way, throughout this episode, it's gonna be one of those episodes.

• 7:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm feeling it. It's in the air.

• 7:50Peyton Hardin?

  Where me and Cam have a, a, a lot of stories from this weekend.

• 7:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. It's in the air.

• 7:55Peyton Hardin?

  And, and I'm very excited to, to talk about some things, some things, some of y'all already might have seen. I have another incident of being on the internet. So we're, we're gonna get into a bull. What were you gonna say?

• 8:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, before we talk about how it's clearly not across the country, like, it's, it's act, like, factually not at all.

• 8:13Peyton Hardin?

  Depends where, which route you go.

• 8:14Cameron Kennedy?

  It really doesn't. But I had something that happened, it's all two states over.

• 8:19Peyton Hardin?

  Depends on the route. Planes go different routes, yes or no, Kim?

• 8:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Did we have a hangover in Boston?

• 8:27Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, you don't do hangovers in this guy.

• 8:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, hangover.

• 8:29Peyton Hardin?

  Those are layovers.

• 8:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, were we drunk in Boston?

• 8:33Peyton Hardin?

  I was.

• 8:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just like, oh, oh.

• 8:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, we didn't have like singular layovers.

• 8:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Kim, how do you know which way we went? Did you route it from your window? Were you like, mm, nope, that's Mississippi?

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  You're caught up on planes go different routes. They do.

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true, so do cars, right? If I drive, hey, from Texas to Oklahoma.

• 8:57Peyton Hardin?

  It's different. Texas and Oklahoma are connected, Texas and Tennessee aren't.

• 9:01Cameron Kennedy?

  If I drive from Texas to, what's one state over?

• 9:05Peyton Hardin?

  Kansas.

• 9:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Arizona, that

• 9:10Cameron Kennedy?

  is two states over. It's two states over.

• 9:15Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 9:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't take the title.

• 9:18Peyton Hardin?

  Stop. Stop, man.

• 9:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm saying, but I'm sorry.

• 9:22Peyton Hardin?

  I'm saying like the

• 9:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't matter, you're caught up on the direction of the plane.

• 9:25Peyton Hardin?

  So you're saying there's only

• 9:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm telling you, it's two states over, no matter what plane you get on. It's two states over.

• 9:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 9:31Cameron Kennedy?

  How is that not true?

• 9:33Peyton Hardin?

  You can go through, look, let me pull it back, because I don't know my states.

• 9:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you can go through

• 9:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so you can go through Louisiana to Mississippi up to Tennessee, you can go like this.

• 9:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, did we do that? Absolutely.

• 9:42Peyton Hardin?

  You don't know.

• 9:43Cameron Kennedy?

  We went from Dallas to Nashville.

• 9:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not saying we stopped anywhere, Kim.

• 9:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I know we didn't stop. I'm, you're, okay, look, if I am driving to Oklahoma,

• 9:54Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  but I decide for whatever reason to go through the entire coastline of the country.

• 10:00Peyton Hardin?

  Driving and flying are different because there's different planes, there's different routes, there's, there's cloud temperatures, there's cumulonimbus clouds, Celsius clouds, Red Bull clouds. There's all kinds of clouds in the sky.

• 10:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I am using your literal same argument against you.

• 10:14Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 10:14Cameron Kennedy?

  If I am going to Oklahoma, but I decide I want to go through Louisiana, and then I want to go through Mississippi, and then start tailing back up, maybe I touch a little Nashville, maybe I say hi to a little Broadway, Broadway girls, huh? And then I come back around through old Arkansas, then maybe I slide up to Kansas, then I hit Oklahoma? That doesn't matter, because it's not across the country. It is touching my border.

• 10:36Peyton Hardin?

  But we're not touching the border.

• 10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Tennessee's one state away.

• 10:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not, we're not touching Tennessee, Kim.

• 10:41Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not, it's one state away.

• 10:43Peyton Hardin?

  That would be the next state.

• 10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure, Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee.

• 10:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  So we have to go through one, meaning it's two.

• 10:54Peyton Hardin?

  You can get to Tennessee without going through Arkansas in the sky. I'm just saying there's different routes and I think, I don't understand what the big problem is.

• 11:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Cross country is Florida to LA. Oregon to New York.

• 11:06Peyton Hardin?

  Says who?

• 11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The [bleep] country, if you're crossing it. Like, you have to cross it, right? You're not go- if I say I'm gonna go on a jog through my entire neighborhood and I go to the next house over, I didn't jog the neighborhood.

• 11:23Peyton Hardin?

  You went across the neighborhood?

• 11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I went the next [bleep] state or house over.

• 11:28Peyton Hardin?

  But if you cross-

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Geography is who says.

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  I feel like if you cross borders, you went across the country. I'm just saying, you're getting caught up on semantics and I'm not semantic Sammy.

• 11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You are, you are literally semantic Sammy Samantha Samuels and [bleep] him herself. You are the, you're the king of semantics. You are semantics, Peyton's semantics, Stephen Harden, that's you. You're the, you are semantics lord.

• 11:54Peyton Hardin?

  In the comments, define a cross.

• 11:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 12:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, on that same plane-

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  During this, I, cause I did not know that that happened to you, cause you were significantly further up the plane than me.

• 12:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so much higher.

• 12:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You were like three, you were like 3A?

• 12:10Peyton Hardin?

  Forgot you were on the same flight as me.

• 12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I was 33D, so. I, on the same plane, during the turbulence, right?

• 12:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 12:19Cameron Kennedy?

  So, D is an aisle seat, because it's ABC and then there's D.

• 12:22Peyton Hardin?

  Right, so you're in the aisle seat.

• 12:23Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'm sitting here in the aisle, the turbulence is going crazy and lives right next to me. So I reach over and I grab her leg.

• 12:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, sweet man.

• 12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I reach over and I'm just like, "Hey babe, you're good, like, we're all good, it's turbulence, don't be afraid at all." And she's sitting there, she's like, "Oh," she's like, "Shut up, I'm not afraid, I'm just [bleep] safe." And I was like, "Oh my god, okay, well, don't, don't throw up on me, actually, don't even look at me, you'll be okay." During this turbulence- Flying all over the place.

• 12:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm looking down, watching my phone, and I literally have an entire human being's hand grip my thigh. The person next to me goes.

• 12:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally like, and I'm not exaggerating.

• 13:00Peyton Hardin?

  No way.

• 13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The woman next to me goes. And grabs my leg. And I went, oh. And I look at, because I'm like, my wife's here.

• 13:09Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Who the are you? And I look at her and she's sitting next to her husband. So I'm not, and I swear, I've been waiting, so that was the first thing, I, I had that written down, so I didn't forget it.

• 13:21Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 13:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Before I even got off the plane.

• 13:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god, you swung on a plane. Oh, my god, you swung on a plane. Oh, my god, you looked over, she had an upside down pineapple on her chest. Oh, my god.

• 13:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I looked down, and I've never wore a damn my life, but I have a fake pineapple tattoo, and I'm just like.

• 13:34Peyton Hardin?

  My guy knew you looked at the husband, he's like this.

• 13:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, oh, go for it.

• 13:36Peyton Hardin?

  Go for it.

• 13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Grab her.

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  Go for it, so let me get my camcorder.

• 13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm just kidding.

• 13:40Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. He goes, god damn, he is a little pretty little boy.

• 13:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Back to reality.

• 13:45Peyton Hardin?

  And a black one.

• 13:48Peyton Hardin?

  We can cross off a couple boxes, darling.

• 13:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's the new, that's my new favorite movie, Cucks on a Plane. I love it.

• 14:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I used to love watching that movie. Anyway.

• 14:07Peyton Hardin?

  Alright.

• 14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, back to it. I'm talking big grip. And I immediately, because like any normal human would, I, I like, can't even hide it, I went. And look at her.

• 14:17Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Beats her on, I can't hear, I slide the ear and I go, uh. And she goes, I'm so sorry, so sorry, a lot of turbulence, just so much turbulence, I'm so sorry, it was just like a, a natural thing. So I, in the benefit of the doubt, I'm like, whatever, like, she was scared, she, she's in the middle seat, she doesn't have like, like something she can hold on to, she just grabbed.

• 14:37Peyton Hardin?

  Sure.

• 14:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Exact, pretty much, right, I was just kind of being nice, like, oh, no, you're fine, you're fine. Her husband did not like it at all.

• 14:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my god.

• 14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  They start arguing. About her gripping my leg.

• 14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Right next to me, literally me, wife, husband. He's like, what, he goes, what, what happened? And he was like a cool guy, because we were talking like while we were seen before he took off. He goes, what happened? And so at this point, I see his face, I, I paused my movie. So I have the beat on, but I can fully hear. And I'm just like, just listening, she's like, no, I, I just accidentally grabbed his leg. She's like, why the, he goes, why the hell you touching him?

• 15:13Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yes.

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm just sitting there, oh, oh, what are you gonna say? What are you gonna say? What's your answer? What are you gonna say to him? And I'm just sitting there getting, what are you about to say? And she goes, no, I, I, I told him, I said, I was sorry, I just didn't mean to, but I grabbed him. He was like, what'd you grab?

• 15:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what'd you grab is crazy.

• 15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 15:32Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you grab is crazy.

• 15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you grab is wicked.

• 15:34Peyton Hardin?

  What'd you grab is crazy.

• 15:35Cameron Kennedy?

  She did not grab my Jack links, right? And I don't have beef jerky. Hey, if you know what I'm saying. I got that whole, got that beef and cheddar.

• 15:43Peyton Hardin?

  Babe, there is a snake on this plane.

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that motherfucker's in 33D. But he's, I sw- I'm not kidding. He goes, what'd you grab? She was like, what, what are you talking about? I accidentally grabbed his leg, I already apologized, it's over.

• 15:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Why are you touching other men?

• 15:58Cameron Kennedy?

  It, literally into this like five minute.

• 16:00Peyton Hardin?

  Holy shit.

• 16:01Cameron Kennedy?

  The point where I was so uncomfortable.

• 16:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I just said, I can't do this, actually.

• 16:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Started watching my movie again.

• 16:08Peyton Hardin?

  Just about to say.

• 16:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, I've, I've overstayed my welcome.

• 16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I've read the room.

• 16:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:12Cameron Kennedy?

  This is now serious, goodbye. And I just went right back to my movie.

• 16:15Peyton Hardin?

  Holy shit. Dog.

• 16:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It was, it was nuts, for real.

• 16:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, if, if dude, you were, I'm glad you saved it to tell me on the podcast, but if you would have told me as soon as we got off the plane, I'd have been like, which couple was it?

• 16:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know, they weren't, they weren't even at bag. They weren't at the, that was awful sentence.

• 16:32Peyton Hardin?

  They weren't even at bag.

• 16:33Cameron Kennedy?

  They weren't even at the baggage claim.

• 16:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, God.

• 16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Because I was, I was like.

• 16:36Peyton Hardin?

  We were leaving our bags.

• 16:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I was itching, I was like, God, I actually gotta point to them and be like, wait till we record and I'm gonna tell you something about them.

• 16:41Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I would have walked right up and be like, I would have walked up to the girl, but you like my man?

• 16:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And the picture in your head.

• 16:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 16:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Guaranteed, they looked like the just most.

• 16:51Peyton Hardin?

  Generic.

• 16:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Regular, generic couple, nothing, nothing different about it.

• 16:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, bro.

• 16:56Cameron Kennedy?

  It was nuts.

• 16:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's a crazy start to the trip.

• 16:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Wicked.

• 16:58Peyton Hardin?

  Crazy start to the trip, man. Well, we, we, we got to Nashville, right? We went to Nashville for Kane Brown's Halloween party, it was a great, great.

• 17:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Slash birthday party.

• 17:07Peyton Hardin?

  Slash birthday party.

• 17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 17:09Peyton Hardin?

  Great, and Martha.

• 17:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Fantastic, yes.

• 17:11Peyton Hardin?

  But, great party. But we go into the Airbnb, right?

• 17:20Peyton Hardin?

  And I mean, I mean,

• 17:24Peyton Hardin?

  wildest intro to Airbnb I've ever seen.

• 17:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:28Peyton Hardin?

  So, like I said, I'm with maybe a significant other on this trip.

• 17:32Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go, Voldemort.

• 17:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's me and, me and, me and Voldemort, significant other Voldemort, right? Thou that shall not be named. I'm a gentleman.

• 17:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Very much a man that's gentle.

• 17:44Peyton Hardin?

  Mama raised me right, father raised me right, right?

• 17:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Father raised you a little too right.

• 17:49Peyton Hardin?

  So, so, you know, we're coming from the airport to the Airbnb. I got my suitcase, I got her suitcase. I'm like, hey, you don't carry a bag around, you don't touch door handles, you don't carry nothing around me. Let me.

• 18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  That's where you already messed up, Mr. Hu Hu.

• 18:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  We started packing, I said, Liv, we're sharing a suitcase. Take your half, if it doesn't fit, you don't bring it. I said, Uber leaves in 20.

• 18:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's crazy.

• 18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  She was like, which one do you want to take? I said, oh, no, we're taking one.

• 18:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, there's no need. Well, I get, I get four free check backs.

• 18:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, you do.

• 18:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 18:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, hey, bring more. Hey, dude, bring it in, if you want, it's free.

• 18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, don't pack anything, just bring it. I get it for free, why not?

• 18:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You never know, I literally might buy 50 pounds from the mall and we'll be good to go. And guess what, on the way back, free.

• 18:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I love that. So, she brought a suitcase, I brought a suitcase, right?

• 18:57Cameron Kennedy?

  As you should.

• 18:58Peyton Hardin?

  I take it out of the Uber Black. I take it out.

• 19:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'm with y'all. With y'all. I'm joking, no, I'm joking.

• 19:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, after I tip him $100 cash?

• 19:12Peyton Hardin?

  This is an ongoing joke between us and the friend group, and I don't like it, alright? I don't like, it's not true.

• 19:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, change it.

• 19:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just kidding.

• 19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Just get in the Corolla, for once, one time.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  So, well, we had too many people, that's why. We had too many people. So, I pull the suitcases out of the truck, right?

• 19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 19:29Peyton Hardin?

  Her suitcase is heavy, right? She has makeup and...

• 19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all both packed like 50, like, like, heavy.

• 19:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because we're dripped out.

• 19:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 19:36Peyton Hardin?

  So, you know what I mean? We don't wear that.

• 19:41Peyton Hardin?

  He pulls out his Louis bag. Look at the shorts, man. I know. He goes, "We don't wear that."

• 19:50Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, "I don't know if you ever weighed a diamond? They're kinda dense." He's just stupid. You can get to 50 quick. It's a bad joke. It's a bad joke. That's not true. Anyway, I pull the suitcases out. They're two heavy suitcases, right? We walk into the Airbnb. There's no first floor of this Airbnb. There's only like one room in the garage. It's like a townhouse that is built straight up. Straight up. So when you walk in, you're met by stairs. And I said, "Okay, I gotta carry these bags, these two suitcases, up the stairs." Fair amount of stairs. Probably like 10 stairs, 10 steps. Probably like 10, 12, yeah. So it was easy. Boom, I'm lugging it. I'm hitting the wall. 50 each hand? Yeah, I'm hitting the wall. 50 pounds on each hand. I'm like, "We're not getting the security deposit back on this house."

• 20:33Peyton Hardin?

  I get up, boom, I'm on the second floor. Panting. I'm like, "Oh, wow. That was heavy." I'm looking in the second floor. There's no rooms. Just beautiful living room, kitchen. And like a little game area. Game area was all just open concept. So I say,

• 20:51Peyton Hardin?

  "I gotta see where the rooms are at."

• 20:56Peyton Hardin?

  I turn this corner to where there's an arrow pointed. There's literally a sign on the wall with arrows pointing this. So I said, "That has to be the direction I'm going in." I turn this corner and I literally,

• 21:14Peyton Hardin?

  instead of this person's name, I'm gonna say Voldemort. I literally turn the corner. I go, "Oh, you Voldemort."

• 21:23Peyton Hardin?

  It was so, so loud. My, I'm over there trying to turn on the TV and I hear that and I go, "What the hell?" And I go and turn that corner and I see what he saw and I started crying. It literally looked like, like he was a prick. Like it was, I could do now like 50 steps. No, it was absolutely ridiculous. How many steps? I was like, "There has to be an elevator in this house for this to make sense." Sanity. It was like, and I don't even know if we got a picture of it. I might go to the Airbnb booking. No, I think, I, I could be wrong. I think Voldemort took a picture. Okay.

• 21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Of just you standing in front of the staircase to heaven.

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no.

• 22:03Cameron Kennedy?

  So I think she might.

• 22:03Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I literally could have saw Jesus Christ if I went to the top of those stairs.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  It was honestly a little disrespectful. Like, because the first one to get from level one to two was like, like you said, maybe like 12. Wasn't crazy. You turn that corner, it is easily like 20 steps to the third and there's another like 20.

• 22:24Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:25Cameron Kennedy?

  It was nuts, bro. It was so funny. He really saw that, knowing he has to carry two 50-pound, fully loaded suitcases.

• 22:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it was bullshit.

• 22:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You Baltimore, screamed it. He let go. He said, "Oh, no, dude. No, there's no..."

• 22:36Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "I'm literally leaving you." I said, "No, you're the reason this didn't work out. You and these stairs." I like...

• 22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, oh my god, that trip. Okay, we're gonna sprinkle it throughout the episode. I have to tell you something that happened to me once we got back at a grocery store.

• 22:55Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so you went to... okay.

• 22:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm gonna start this off, and you need to let me finish, but I'm gonna start this off by saying, A, this is an educational moment for all of us.

• 23:04Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  B, I meant no harm whatsoever, and C, here we go.

• 23:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, Cam.

• 23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, it's fine. It's fine. It is. It's educational, and I'm dead serious. I go to Kroger. We get back from the Nashville trip. My wife, she goes to the doctor, boom, strep throat, she's down and out. I'm like, "Damn." So I go to the gym. She hits me with a grocery list, "Babe, can you please pick this up?" Mm, I said, "Oh, of course. I love you, sick girl." Mwah. I stop at Kroger.

• 23:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's weird, man. That's weird.

• 23:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Oh, of course. I love you, sick girl." Mwah. I'm just kidding.

• 23:32Peyton Hardin?

  Mmm, mmm, mmm.

• 23:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell was it?

• 23:36Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry to the audio listeners.

• 23:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 23:38Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think, like, some people listen to this with, like, their parents in the car, and they just heard me go, "Mmm"?

• 23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably, yeah. That was like a, "Mmm."

• 23:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Anyway, continue with your story.

• 23:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, so I'm going through, and one of the things my wife requested was a loaf of sourdough.

• 23:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 23:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? Very normal. So I get into this bakery section. There's all sorts of breads and donuts, and for whatever reason, I'm having, like, the hardest time finding sourdough. And I'm like, "I cannot. I know they have it. Sour dough. I can't find it." Corner of my eye, I see a worker. He's, he's working at Kroger. He's literally unloading. Why are you, you're doing something with your jaw. There's a lot of lower jaw movement from you. I see this worker and he's literally unloading bread. If it was a regular person, I probably wouldn't ask him, but I'm like, you're in the bread section, unloading bread. So I go, and I have my AirPods in, by the way. So I go, hey, uh, excuse me, bro.

• 24:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally just didn't hear me, nothing. Now, now you're gonna make me, I can't, I can't laugh while I'm saying this. Hold on. Cause you're gonna, you're gonna make me really, you're gonna make me not appreciate the fact that I'm sharing this. Oh, okay. I go.

• 24:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Say it, man. You gotta, you gotta rip the Band-Aid off. Oh, yeah. Here we go. I go, hey, uh, excuse me, sir. Do y'all have any sourdough? No response. He doesn't look at me. I go, hey, hey, man.

• 25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Sir.

• 25:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Sir. He's not looking at me. Once, he's not paying attention to me. So at this point, I'm like, what the? Like, why is, like, am I doing something wrong? So I take a step to the guy. He looks me in my eye. Like, he, he only just kinda moves his head like this. And I go, hey, man, do you have any, like, do y'all have sourdough? And he goes. I was like, I go, really? Opens his chest up, points to his badge. It says his name and then death. Now, now hear me out. Cause I'm not, I'm not laughing at the situation.

• 25:42Speaker 04

  Real quick, audio, listen.

• 25:44Cameron Kennedy?

  So now, I have never in my entire life felt more like you in a moment. When I'm talking about instant sweats, instant anxiety panic attack. And I was so flabbergasted, not because he's deaf, my grandma's essentially deaf, because I felt so bad in the moment and I did not know what was step two, right? Yeah, yeah. What do you follow up with? Now, this is the educational part. No, no. No, no, no. And I don't know what was in my mind. I really don't. For about 3 seconds, I started trying to like hand things to him.

• 26:25Peyton Hardin?

  You tried to sign language sourdough?

• 26:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I wasn't doing letters, but I'm saying, no, seriously, I didn't, I didn't mean it. I'm saying like, I don't know the letters. And the educational part is, don't try to like play charades with a deaf person if you don't know ASL, because that's disrespectful to them. And that's unfortunately what I caught myself doing. No, because I literally was like, oh, like, ah! I did a loaf of bread and did a cut motion through it. Hold on. This man looked at me and said, and I went, oh, oh. First off, I went, oh, so sorry, continue to speak out loud. And that's terrible in itself.

• 27:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's the relapse.

• 27:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, good. Well, then I went, oh, I'm so sorry. And then I literally went like this, I went... And then as I caught myself making a loaf of bread and cutting it in the middle of the air,

• 27:14Cameron Kennedy?

  unfortunately, I was so panicked and like upset with myself, I literally went like this to the guy. I went...

• 27:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And legit took off and walked away from him. Didn't say a word to him.

• 27:27Peyton Hardin?

  You know, you know what you could do? Hold on. You know what you could do?

• 27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And I am dead.

• 27:31Peyton Hardin?

  You know what you could do?

• 27:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's what you could do.

• 27:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I am so serious. Oh, oh! What the? Look how he smelled sourdough! What the hell? You smelled sourdough with a W?

• 28:02Cameron Kennedy?

  How you smell sour candy, you moron?

• 28:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Stupid.

• 28:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine now in that scenario, you go like that and he's like, oh no, no, no.

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 28:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I'm not, but I'm saying.

• 28:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, but you should.

• 28:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, no.

• 28:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, but yeah, crazy moment. It's serious too.

• 28:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Horrible. No, it was terrible and I suck, but I'm saying I felt so much like you.

• 28:33Peyton Hardin?

  ASL, I think it's important.

• 28:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, now ASL would be good to learn, not the most important second language for me to learn personally, but it would be, it'd be cool. See, oh, come on.

• 28:45Peyton Hardin?

  I could, I could, man.

• 28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no.

• 28:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, I could say, I could say something.

• 28:49Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't have to though, right?

• 28:50Peyton Hardin?

  We don't, but I can.

• 28:51Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't, we should. No, no, cause we're doing good.

• 28:54Peyton Hardin?

  It'd be really.

• 28:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's okay. Dude, yeah, but okay, learning. I, I, I almost.

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope. Well, you're gonna have to mute it, but this is the thing, you should have just typed it out. Now, I did have a mispronunciation.

• 29:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you said, you got any sourdough?

• 29:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Sourdough. And I, I've never even, I don't even know what sourdough is. I, to be honest, I've never eaten that type of bread. I'm not a bread type of guy.

• 29:24Peyton Hardin?

  Definitely had sourdough.

• 29:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Never had it.

• 29:26Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever, have you ordered like avocado toast from a restaurant?

• 29:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I've never had avocado toast. I don't like avocados.

• 29:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's true. He says.

• 29:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It tastes like, tastes like clean penis.

• 29:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so proud of you for saying that.

• 29:42Peyton Hardin?

  Well, from the ladies I've dealt with.

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  First question I asked him, I said, did you just tell me guacamole tastes like clean penis?

• 29:47Peyton Hardin?

  Well, yes.

• 29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, yes. And I go, okay, we're gonna re, reverse engineer this one.

• 29:52Peyton Hardin?

  Well, listen.

• 29:53Cameron Kennedy?

  How does it taste like clean?

• 29:54Peyton Hardin?

  Because, let me tell you, let me tell you, it's because women I've dealt with, they, whenever we've, we've gotten places for breakfast and they've gotten avocado toast, I go, they, they say, do you want some avocado? I said, no, I don't like it. I was like, I don't like the taste. And they said, oh, it tastes like clean penis. And I go, oh, okay, I'll take your word for it. No, I wouldn't mind like doing a science experiment on it. Like if, sure, if you, like, if you paid me, like, if it was like a survey, you know, they, they, they, they, they.

• 30:18Cameron Kennedy?

  They pay you fifty?

• 30:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, you did, there's like, there's like.

• 30:20Cameron Kennedy?

  They pay you fifty thousand with an NDA?

• 30:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no NDA. I'm just, no, no, no NDA, no NDA, no NDA. I'm just saying like, you know how you can do like surveys, like test, like sleep test and like Netflix test, like movie test. Like, yeah, I'll take a guacamole.

• 30:36Peyton Hardin?

  You know, as long as I'm given the accurate resources and paid for my time, I'm good. I'm back silent. So let's, how does that work? There's a bowl of guac and a bowl of

• 30:46Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like, I'm like

• 30:56Speaker 04

  No, no, no. The amount of sweat that man has under his It's disgusting.

• 31:04Peyton Hardin?

  The guacamole. The title of the episode, the guacamole

• 31:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow. It's disgusting.

• 31:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but look, I want to get into something now, right? The hilarious story. Cam, you will never outflirt me.

• 31:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, I know. I don't even know why I try.

• 31:22Peyton Hardin?

  Because I mean it when I say it.

• 31:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you also can say certain things I can't.

• 31:25Peyton Hardin?

  What, the N-word?

• 31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 31:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, no, not, no, no, not that, but I'm saying you have, you just have a repertoire that I'm not allowed to say. Like, what are you not allowed to say that I can say?

• 31:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't say it.

• 31:36Peyton Hardin?

  Give me a subject.

• 31:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not allowed to.

• 31:38Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, give it whisper to me.

• 31:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, here, whisper to me.

• 31:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh! You guys whisper, whisper to me, like, right here, whisper in my ear. Just whisper it really Really pronunciate, right here. Wait, that's things I can't, is it because of your wife?

• 31:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 31:56Peyton Hardin?

  Like, because you're in a relationship?

• 31:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 31:58Peyton Hardin?

  Then what? Race? Oh, I said the N-word.

• 32:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I know, but like

• 32:04Peyton Hardin?

  But you said it wasn't that.

• 32:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I mean, there's a, there's a

• 32:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's there.

• 32:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 32:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're, you just beat me flirting wise.

• 32:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You actually, let's just talk about, super quickly, you actually get to an uncomfortable level of flirting sometimes.

• 32:18Peyton Hardin?

  Do you think so?

• 32:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. There's like, oh, you look good, oh, you look great, you smell good, and then out of left field, you're like, I would bend you over and make it nasty.

• 32:27Peyton Hardin?

  With you, yes, that's, I only flirt with you like that.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I mean, I like it. Sometimes it makes my cheeks red and I tingle, but outside it, like, some days

• 32:33Peyton Hardin?

  You should get to communicate with me, like, because whenever we were younger, that was your bag.

• 32:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that was.

• 32:37Peyton Hardin?

  You said you want me to

• 32:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I do communicate with you, though. I, I tell you often. I go, yeah, it was mean, you go, don't give

• 32:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, mean is different.

• 32:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I can only communicate with the flirtation.

• 32:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, the flirts. I can, I wanna, yeah, I wanna make daddy feel good on the flirts. And don't do that, cuz we can talk about what happened literally an hour ago as soon as we walked in here.

• 32:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What happened?

• 32:56Peyton Hardin?

  First thing, whenever we walked, I'm in the studio before Cam. Cam comes into the office, right? I'm, I'm just sitting there doing stuff at my desk. He comes up to me, thrusts at me. It's 10 in the morning. He's thrusting at me. He goes, "Oh, man, I could just, I could just really kiss you right now."

• 33:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that did happen.

• 33:13Peyton Hardin?

  And I go-

• 33:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not know you're going that route. That absolutely happened.

• 33:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and I literally, I looked at him, I was like, I didn't say anything cuz I don't like to speak that early. Then he goes, he, he goes, "No, man, I could really do it." And I'm taking steps away, and then he does that thing where he gets real in your face. And he kissed me right on the, right on like the, the L5, right there.

• 33:29Cameron Kennedy?

  We're really breaking down the fourth wall, aren't we? Yeah, that, all that happened. I can't say about it. That's 100% factual. Yeah, I don't know what away, some of his aura today, it was like glow. It was like a little gleam around you.

• 33:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I thought it-

• 33:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It smelled good, hair was good, black on black. Really, I mean, very white socks. Like, very white socks.

• 33:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, right, right.

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are, tho- those socks are whiter than the shoe.

• 33:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, 100%, your favorite.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what were you gonna, no, that's Pierce's favorite. What were you gonna say?

• 33:54Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say, speaking of grocery stores, I went to the grocery-

• 33:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, there's, there is actually no need. That's your first, first amendment.

• 34:02Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of grocery stores, I went to the grocery store yesterday.

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 34:05Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 34:07Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I only went to the grocery store for a couple things, like a few items, right?

• 34:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm.

• 34:13Peyton Hardin?

  And I had a conundrum.

• 34:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm.

• 34:14Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 34:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Which was?

• 34:15Peyton Hardin?

  I had 12 items in my cart.

• 34:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 34:19Peyton Hardin?

  All of the aisles, the checkout aisles, were packed, except for the 10 items or less.

• 34:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 34:26Peyton Hardin?

  And I really had a heart-to-heart, a me and Jesus moment of like, is this okay? So, in that moment- Do you ever respect the 10 items or less in grocery stores? Say you have 15 items, say you have 12 items, are you still going to the 10 items or less? Or are you honoring the system?

• 34:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, if I have 12 items, I'm picking up a pack of gum on my way to the 10 or less. And I'm calling it 13. You got me fucked up.

• 34:53Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 34:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely.

• 34:55Peyton Hardin?

  Is this wrong? Cause at what point does it stop? Right? At what point is the cutoff of 10 items or less?

• 35:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Because, okay, it's all eye test. If you have 12 mason jars of, like 12 packs of mason jars of like pottery and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah, you're not going, your cart's full. If you have, if you have a pack of tuna here, bottle of ketchup there, maybe a little slab of bacon, you can make it.

• 35:17Peyton Hardin?

  So it's what's in the cart, not how much is in the cart?

• 35:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 35:20Peyton Hardin?

  So, so there's, so say you had 40 little items, are you still going to 10 items or less?

• 35:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's impossible.

• 35:25Peyton Hardin?

  30 little items?

• 35:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's impossible.

• 35:27Peyton Hardin?

  20 little items?

• 35:29Cameron Kennedy?

  20, 20 you're on that, 20 you're on that line.

• 35:31Peyton Hardin?

  So you have 20 little items, you're going to the 10 items or less?

• 35:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I have a little coof.

• 35:35Peyton Hardin?

  Cam?

• 35:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Little coof.

• 35:36Peyton Hardin?

  I had, I had 10 items. And I still counted twice and then I found the 11th, I didn't go. I had 11, I had like 11 or 12 items in my cart yesterday. And I did not go, I waited for 35 minutes in the regular checkout.

• 35:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, that's where you decide to be a good Samaritan? The 10 item or less line?

• 35:57Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's sacred territory.

• 35:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's not sacred territory.

• 36:00Peyton Hardin?

  I think so.

• 36:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You will, you will literally cut up in traffic, you'll roll through a stop sign, you'll do whatever you please. God forbid you have 11 items in a 10 item or less line.

• 36:10Peyton Hardin?

  Because at what point?

• 36:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's your line?

• 36:12Peyton Hardin?

  Because if you think about it, at what point are you being a terrorist to society? At what point are you just being selfish? You know what I mean? Like, cause there has to be a certain cutoff.

• 36:22Cameron Kennedy?

  12 is, that is no, the people that invented the 10 or less wouldn't give a shit about 12.

• 36:27Peyton Hardin?

  Then they would say about 10 or less. They would have their little squiggly shit learning math class. Yeah. About 10 or 12.

• 36:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they would say, cause first, first off, where are you where it's, where are you that that still there's 10 or less lines?

• 36:41Peyton Hardin?

  HEB, but they don't have, they don't, the world doesn't know about HEB, it's just Texas.

• 36:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, now, okay, that kinda sways my answer a little bit.

• 36:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, talk to me.

• 36:50Cameron Kennedy?

  HEB is glorious.

• 36:51Peyton Hardin?

  Don't, don't make it so specific to where people wouldn't know, but.

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, this store is fantastic, so that's why I changed my answer, but. Not really, though, in the grand scheme of things. I'm still, bro, you're tripping. You could pull a fastball. You could, oh, like, as you're getting in line, I don't really know if I want these two. Oh, I only have 10 in my car. I don't really know. Oh, beep beep, done. Throw them in the back.

• 37:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's wrong, because the grocery store is a place of honor.

• 37:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is not. The grocery store is one of the least honorable places there is.

• 37:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, it is very honorable.

• 37:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Everyone on their shift, you got 30 minutes for lunch, you got people taking two hours, okay?

• 37:23Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm not talking about the workers. I'm talking about the civilians in the establishment. We have to keep each other. It's like a dystopian society. We have to take care of each other against the higher regime.

• 37:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you do to take care of people in a grocery store besides follow the 10 or less rule?

• 37:37Peyton Hardin?

  Because I go the extra mile. I believe there should be a limit on self-checkout. There should be a limited amount of items you're allowed to self-checkout. It is my biggest pet peeve in a grocery store, when I'm going to the self-checkout and somebody's whole week meal prep. They're doing it. Their whole cart is filled up and they're self-checkouting it.

• 37:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  Because I bag better than them. I am a descendant of Kroger. I live by the rule of strive for five. You gotta strive for five items in one bag. These, take your chips, put it in the bag. Oh, that's done. Oh, you're getting a singular Gatorade? One bag? That's done.

• 38:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, you do, you do it for the bagging?

• 38:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I like bagging my own.

• 38:24Peyton Hardin?

  Says whoever. Who was ever done that? That's an ego thing. It's a pride.

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not an ego thing. That's complete resourcefulness.

• 38:30Peyton Hardin?

  So you don't think there should be a-

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I go through a regular line. Okay, answer me this. If you go through a regular line, you either have to put all your stuff up in categories, or if you put all your randomly, you're gonna have one bag that's gonna have your chicken, a Don dish soap, and maybe a pack of poker cards. Those don't belong in the same bag.

• 38:51Peyton Hardin?

  But that's, that's not the bagger's fault. That's the placer on the belt's fault. If you gotta place it on the belt how you want it bagged. You put the cold with the cold, you put the chips with the chips, you put the hardware with the hardware, and then it's gonna be bagged accordingly. So it's your fault.

• 39:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm doing the same thing, and while I'm controlling how many things go in a bag. I'm just so instead of putting all my cold and then one bag, one little bag of shrimp ends up in a bag by itself. I'm gonna put the shrimp with the cheese and the guac and the chicken and anything else cold, all in one bag.

• 39:21Peyton Hardin?

  So are you not a part of the ilk that believes?

• 39:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't believe in ilks.

• 39:25Peyton Hardin?

  Are you not a part of the people that believe there should be a limit on how much you can self-check out?

• 39:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, absolutely not.

• 39:30Peyton Hardin?

  I think that's the whole point of self-check out.

• 39:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's the whole point of those lanes. If there's specific lanes that say 10 or less items, 15 or less, maybe not.

• 39:38Peyton Hardin?

  But you don't even respect the 10 items or less, you just said you don't.

• 39:41Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're in the ballpark, if you're in the ballpark, if it says 10 or less, you show up with a a week full of groceries for a family of six, yeah, go to hell. If you show up with 12, that's fine.

• 39:50Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, I just disagree with you, that's strange.

• 39:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, no, you're strange for making the groceries or your dystopian society.

• 39:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's the one place I've honored in this world.

• 39:58Cameron Kennedy?

  The one place that you're just like, I'm not breaking a single rule, nothing.

• 40:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, Malachi's slaps, once he stops doing that, uh, uh,

• 40:10Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gonna be a sad day for you.

• 40:11Peyton Hardin?

  It's gonna be a little hard for me to love him as much as I do.

• 40:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that's a little.

• 40:14Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'll tell you, that's like my go-to, that's what I just think about all the time. I do it in my personal life, I go. That's my thing, I love doing it. It's, he's, he's.

• 40:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he is, yeah. He's getting very close to just standing up.

• 40:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's getting to good core, he's getting to good core.

• 40:28Cameron Kennedy?

  He still doesn't have a tooth. Yeah, no hillbilly teeth yet.

• 40:32Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I might think, but, mm, let me not, mm, I don't wanna say that, I don't wanna put that out there. Could have a toothless kid, that's a thing.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not.

• 40:39Peyton Hardin?

  Early signs of dentures.

• 40:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a thing, name, name a single person you've met that never grew teeth.

• 40:46Peyton Hardin?

  I wouldn't know, but there's good dentures, there's good dentures out there.

• 40:50Cameron Kennedy?

  There's not, I'm not, imagine putting dentures in a.

• 41:00Peyton Hardin?

  Who is that?

• 41:05Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, we have fans here? I think we have fans in the, in the studio. Oh, we're keeping all this. What'd he say?

• 41:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone said, we were just watching all those videos.

• 41:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, we have, we have, take a mic over there, some, take the hand, oh. We, okay, right now, the studio is getting broken into. We're good.

• 41:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Robbie, record. Oh my, oh my.

• 41:34Peyton Hardin?

  Record, record, record.

• 41:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, someone's asking me to be on the podcast live right now.

• 41:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, somebody just popped into our studio.

• 41:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Bring that to us right now.

• 41:45Peyton Hardin?

  Right now, Robbie, give me the video.

• 41:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Bring that to us right now.

• 41:47Peyton Hardin?

  Right, give me the video. Did you record him? Robbie, no, no, no, no, Pierce, don't grab them.

• 41:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What is Pierce doing? Pierce, go over, no, go over there.

• 41:59Peyton Hardin?

  Grab, grab that mic and talk about what just happened. Oh my god.

• 42:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Family, this is a literal.

• 42:05Peyton Hardin?

  Turn them up.

• 42:05Cameron Kennedy?

  This is a unbelievable.

• 42:08Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody just broke into the office. Oh my god, they're still here. They're still here. They're looking through the reflection. Oh my god, they're looking at me. No, no, what happened? No, no, I'm making a go attack with someone. I'm making a go attack with someone. No, no, I'm literally looking at the suicide.

• 42:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, so, okay, this is really hard.

• 42:23Peyton Hardin?

  Do I bring them in here?

• 42:23Cameron Kennedy?

  No, this can't. Do we? Do we bring them?

• 42:25Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, okay, what happened?

• 42:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Do we bring them?

• 42:26Peyton Hardin?

  So what happened?

• 42:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I just, I heard like. You do not bring them in, that incentivizes people to. I heard like voices, which happens occasionally, but like, we're at the end of a hall, so nobody ever comes down here.

• 42:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, oh my god.

• 42:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And then I, I looked in the mirror and I seen somebody standing at the door and I was like, what? Okay, I. Do we, do we bring them in?

• 42:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 42:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Robbie, you do not bring them in.

• 42:46Peyton Hardin?

  You have to. No, we can't bring them in.

• 42:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That incentivizes people to, do you not, okay, I know who I'm talking about. I'm literally looking at one of them, right? I'm looking.

• 42:52Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 42:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, they're seeing me in the reflection.

• 42:55Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, this is what we do. Robbie, that was a video, by the way, horrible video. I didn't know what to do. So Robbie, go over there, record it sideways and tell them to leave.

• 43:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, hey, you're the head of ops, go.

• 43:07Peyton Hardin?

  Record it on your phone, so they can see, the audience can see.

• 43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I am.

• 43:11Peyton Hardin?

  Sideways.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I am looking at them.

• 43:12Peyton Hardin?

  And they all gotta go. We have to.

• 43:14Cameron Kennedy?

  This is unbelievable.

• 43:15Peyton Hardin?

  Go.

• 43:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Go, go, go, go, no, this has to be on air.

• 43:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 43:19Cameron Kennedy?

  This is go.

• 43:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. Oh my god, so he's walking over.

• 43:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 43:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Worst thing you've ever seen.

• 43:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, he said go.

• 43:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he said no.

• 43:29Peyton Hardin?

  Not just, basically, gotta go.

• 43:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Not for just a minute, Robbie.

• 43:33Peyton Hardin?

  I think Robbie likes one of them.

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  One of them's right up Robbie's alley. I saw them, right up Robbie's alley. Oh my god. We just, our studio just got broken into.

• 43:53Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa, whoa. Well, that's not good.

• 43:58Peyton Hardin?

  I'm seeing, hold on.

• 44:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, Pearson wants to go see one of them. Are you being for real?

• 44:07Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, what is happening? Pearson, are you okay?

• 44:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, it's so dark outside.

• 44:14Peyton Hardin?

  What is going on?

• 44:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, is this the end days?

• 44:17Peyton Hardin?

  What is happening right now?

• 44:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no jokes aside, Pearson, are you okay? Or all jokes aside.

• 44:22Peyton Hardin?

  Pearson, are you okay?

• 44:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's take a break.

• 44:24Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think we can, I don't think we risk it. There's something that could happen.

• 44:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He's fanning himself.

• 44:28Peyton Hardin?

  Go check, take him there.

• 44:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Go, CJ, go check him out.

• 44:33Peyton Hardin?

  Go take him there, go take him there.

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, just go.

• 44:36Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, just keep going.

• 44:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Go take him, man. Just in case. I don't know what, okay, so. Pearson, speak, are you okay?

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No. What happened to Pearson?

• 44:45Peyton Hardin?

  Someone, alright, we gotta take a break.

• 44:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Shoot him? Alright guys, we'll be, we'll be back, this is unreal.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we're back from, um. Whatever the hell that was.

• 44:58Cameron Kennedy?

  The robbery, I don't know, like, that was nuts. I think they're probably still. Yeah, if you see me like, somewhere. Hold on. Cause they can't, we blocked it. Yeah, that's true. So. Paranoia. So yeah, basically, I, I, we really still don't know what happened. That was, that was honestly, like, kind of. Kind of crazy, like it was hilarious.

• 45:19Peyton Hardin?

  It was nuts. I don't know how y'all found this place.

• 45:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, and I'm telling you, so through this wall, we can hear what's going on the other side.

• 45:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 45:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I just kinda heard faint like.

• 45:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was like, people were talking. I'm like, okay, this is a busy office building.

• 45:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was like. I go, it's right here.

• 45:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, oh my god. And it was just like, they were legit right there. I was like, holy.

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and it felt like, cause I, I, I'm a little paranoid and I, so there's often times when I'm in my bed alone, I think I hear voices in the walls. And so I was like, oh no, it followed me to work.

• 45:52Peyton Hardin?

  And so it literally felt like there was a mouth coming out from this wall right here. And so.

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, how's it going?

• 45:56Peyton Hardin?

  And so Robbie was taking this occasional mid-office stroll, like mid-episode stroll. I saw him get up and just walk over there and they're like, big guy. Some lady just screamed, cause she got caught. Yeah, and that scared me. And it sounded like it was in here.

• 46:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah. And then we, and then to top all that off, a little cherry on top, we almost lost Pierce.

• 46:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Pierce gets up.

• 46:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Pierce almost died. Pierce literally got up, he was like, he was like, what do you want me to do, boss? He said, oh.

• 46:25Cameron Kennedy?

  His poor heart, he tried to get up and say, what can I do?

• 46:31Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa.

• 46:33Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa.

• 46:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally starts looking up, he went, what? Are y'all seeing?

• 46:38Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 46:40Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, no, I'm not. This isn't good. Oh, and he literally took off and starts just walking off. And I go, Pierce, you alright? He goes, no.

• 46:48Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 46:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So that's why, that's where y'all last saw, we had to cut him off. We, I gave him my Saratoga water. We cut the cams, go over there, we're giving Pierce water. He's shirtless with sunglasses on.

• 46:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:59Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's literally like this.

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  He's literally going.

• 47:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, I stood up too fast and there's some paparazzi, a lot of flashes. I said, what the hell just happened?

• 47:09Peyton Hardin?

  If you're in the Patreon, you know the work relationship that Pierce and CJ had. CJ was literally like, like kissing him, rubbing the small of his back. He's like.

• 47:16Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, baby, it's okay. You're good.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  And then Pierce was like, it was too much last night. It was too much.

• 47:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Said, "I don't know. I just don't know."

• 47:25Peyton Hardin?

  But yeah, please, um, don't come to the office.

• 47:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't ever do that again.

• 47:28Peyton Hardin?

  Don't ever do that again.

• 47:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That was terrible.

• 47:30Peyton Hardin?

  And I know, I mean Robbie showed his true colors and like, no, no spying on him.

• 47:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, there, there's a spy. He was trying to be very, he was trying to be the very correct and polite way, which we loved that about him.

• 47:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but for-

• 47:48Cameron Kennedy?

  After that good old Cubs game.

• 47:50Peyton Hardin?

  But okay, but we are gonna move, we are in the midst of moving offices. We're touring our final tours this week. Um, we will have security outside, so you won't be able to do that the next place. Or you will, you will get-

• 48:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You'll get sent to federal prison.

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, but you will get trespassed. You get trespassed and sent to jail. So don't, we don't want that.

• 48:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Boom.

• 48:09Peyton Hardin?

  Or juvenile if you're a child.

• 48:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't want you to go to juvie.

• 48:12Peyton Hardin?

  Juvenile, ju- juvenile prison system is a scary pipeline.

• 48:16Cameron Kennedy?

  The, uh, these stories about the criminal justice based system that I tried to do the law and order thing.

• 48:20Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, bro. It's not your thing.

• 48:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 48:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, alright, back-

• 48:24Cameron Kennedy?

  To reality.

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  Oop, there goes gravity.

• 48:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oop, there goes rabbit.

• 48:28Peyton Hardin?

  He choked. He's so mad, but-

• 48:29Cameron Kennedy?

  But he won't give up.

• 48:31Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, no rhythm on the kid.

• 48:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That sounded like, like a, like nineteen forties jazz.

• 48:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 48:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You know what I mean?

• 48:38Peyton Hardin?

  Look, going back to Tennessee, right?

• 48:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Woo.

• 48:41Peyton Hardin?

  Going back to, going back to Tennessee. He saw what I was trying to do. Going back to Tennessee.

• 48:48Peyton Hardin?

  I got caught up in another on-camera moment.

• 48:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 48:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you did. And it's not, I, stop filming me in public. Now, let me say that, alright? Stop filming me in public. I got recorded for a street interview and you can see me. I'm losing confidence, man.

• 49:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you are.

• 49:09Peyton Hardin?

  You can see me having a panic attack during this street interview. Now, let me give a little backstory, right?

• 49:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, please.

• 49:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in Nashville, Tennessee. I'm with my people. We're on Broadway. If you don't know what Broadway is, it's a street full of degeneracy and alcohol and bars.

• 49:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And sin.

• 49:24Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And so I was, this was late at night.

• 49:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, how late?

• 49:29Peyton Hardin?

  Like midnight, around there. Midnight one, right? So I am about fourteen crowning cokes and double tequila sodas in. I'm, you're glad I was a cross-eyed in that video. Can I be honest? I was drunk, alright? I was drunk in this video. Oh, we know. I clicked that, I said, "Oh, he's gone." I said, "I know my boy, he's tossed."

• 49:53Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "His eyes are that little glazed thing." I said, "His lips real wet, he's gone." He is gone. So I'm walking down Broadway. I see a camera and some lights. I'm like, "Oh, they're filming something. Hopefully they don't see me." They did. Said, "You, come here." He go, "Me?" Now, I'm drunk. And you know I'm easy. Yeah, you are, you're easy, bitch. I said, "Yes, sir."

• 50:18Peyton Hardin?

  I go over to the street interview. Even CJ's like, "P, don't." And I was like, "And I'm doing it." I'm going to the street interview, right? They already had a light going, but they pulled out a secondary big light. It was the brightest light I've ever seen. Now, I'm drunk, so I'm not too stable on my feet. Oh, yeah. The street interview started on the sidewalk, safe from cars. If you watch the video, I'm in the intersection. I kept backing up.

• 50:48Peyton Hardin?

  Into this intersection, there's cars coming by, right? So I'm drunk, right? Yeah. And the first thing this kid asked me, he brings out this little mini mic. A mini mic, and I can smell the fingers.

• 51:05Peyton Hardin?

  Buffalo, buffalo wings? They didn't smell bad, they smelled like fresh polish. Oh, he had them, he had black nails. Smelled like fresh polish with a little microphone. Getting a hit. Right. So he puts the mic right there in my face.

• 51:21Peyton Hardin?

  And the first thing he asked me, "What's the freakiest thing you've ever done?"

• 51:28Peyton Hardin?

  Now, that should be, I think that's a misdemeanor in three stages. That should be illegal, yeah. You cannot ask somebody that. Didn't even say, "What's your name?" The freakiest thing you ever done? Yeah, and so now Peyton, Peyton is in panic mode. Oh, oh, we saw it. Right? I'm in now, I am freaking out. Oh, I know. It's hard for me to get in panic mode when I'm drunk, so when I do, there's a lot of stuttering and there's a lot of blinking. Lot of blinks, lot of sways. You said, oh, that freakiest. So you can tell, there's a telltale sign that I'm anxious. My hands never left the pockets. Not once in that video did you see hands skin. I am in full panic mode.

• 52:11Peyton Hardin?

  Now, he asked me that, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done? And it's a loud street, right? The street's loud on Broadway. There's thousands of people walking. As soon as he said, what's the freakiest thing you ever done? Whole street went mute. It's quietest street I've ever been on.

• 52:26Peyton Hardin?

  There is now a curfew on Broadway. He goes, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done? Everyone else. No.

• 52:33Peyton Hardin?

  You can ask CJ. A mob of people started watching this street interview. Y'all don't know, but behind the camera, there's at least 25 people going like this.

• 52:47Peyton Hardin?

  Who is that? Dude, I bet he's freaking out. Let's see what he says. Yeah, and so I'm literally like, holy, I have a picture that CJ had this. There's a mob of people around. He asked me, what's the freakiest thing you ever done? Hands in pockets. Now, my answer, I didn't want to really answer. Oh. Oh, because, oh, because if you knew that. Oh, you'd had a couple documents come across your desk that said FBI. Yeah, I mean, like, it's just, because, I mean, I, you can put your toes anywhere on me.

• 53:21Peyton Hardin?

  So they asked me the freakiest thing I've ever done, and I don't know, because I'm not a. That is, that is a wicked question to pull. And I don't know you, and you're, and you're, I smell your fingers, and there's so many people here. So I resort to my mouth, because I can, I know when I drink, I get tart mouth, like, it's like I like bass. It's, it's weird. It's like, it's like chalky. You know what I mean? It's like my tongue could use some chapstick. So I was.

• 53:47Peyton Hardin?

  So I was smelling, I was smelling dry tongue syndrome.

• 53:53Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, what?

• 53:56Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I was licking my lips so much. My tongue was dry. Yeah, I was like, cuz my tongue could feel my thumb tongue. Salmon tongue.

• 54:08Peyton Hardin?

  And so I talk about kissing people with my tongue and that's freaky. Yeah, that's a big tongue. That's freaky. And then, the second question he asked, do you smoke weed?

• 54:20Peyton Hardin?

  Now, what the f***ing lining of question is this? Who asked this series of questions? What's the freakiest thing you do and are you a stoner? Like, what? I'm like, he, he doesn't even know my name. Yeah, that is, oh my god. So he asked me, do I smoke? That is a crazy line of questions. And so, my, I wanted to be clear cuz I don't smoke cigarettes, so I said marijuana. Like, I wanted to make sure. He goes, cigarettes?

• 54:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, I'm not, oh god. Yeah, no, I'm having a panic attack. No, he's revisiting, it's PTSD. Oh, oh, oh, that's a little bit of vomit, a little bit. If you would've looked down and said, "up, some drips right there." Yeah, I think I'm back on Broadway. I smell outside of Morgan Wallen's bar. Oh, big camera, big camera, big camera. So, he asked me, do you smoke? And I said, marijuana. And then they were laughing at me. Then this is where the interview started to become borderline bullying. Right? Cuz I think they got a sense that I wasn't doing okay.

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  Cuz they're like, "ah, ah, ah." "No, this guy's unreal." And I was like, "I'm drowning." You go, "I am drowning in anxiety right now." You go, "I can't even see you."

• 55:34Peyton Hardin?

  You go, "You're so f***ing lucky." You go, "One more question, I'm jumping in front of a car."

• 55:44Peyton Hardin?

  They don't know, they're like, there's a, oh, this f***ing idiot, guys. You're just like, yeah, I'm f***ing pimp.

• 55:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm losing it inside, man. And then the f*** goes, oh, the f*** goes, he was like, oh, this guy's PR trained, PR trained. I was like, no, brother, I'm just, I'm like, I can't breathe. And then, so to overcome, because I felt like I was failing his interview, so I gave him the most vulnerable abuse I've ever mentioned I could. I said, last time I smoked, I watched Frozen butt naked. Because I felt like I disappointed him.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  So like, you think you're giving him, like, you're throwing him a bone, like, oh, I'm gonna give you something funny. Now, in hindsight, they're just like, oh, this guy's crazy. Like, this guy's literally insane. He smokes weed and gets butt naked and watches Disney movies. We need to leave this guy.

• 56:37Peyton Hardin?

  So if y'all go-

• 56:38Cameron Kennedy?

  And the whole time, you're just like this.

• 56:39Peyton Hardin?

  Hands up.

• 56:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Hands in pockets, you're like, dude, I got butt naked, watched Elsa. No, I'm having a great time. What do you mean?

• 56:46Peyton Hardin?

  You smell my tongue, PM? Can you smell my tongue from the seafood?

• 56:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And he's like, all right, back it up, back it up, we gotta get out of here. The whole mob's like, oh, oh, ah, ah, oh, okay.

• 56:58Peyton Hardin?

  Throw my lyrics.

• 56:59Cameron Kennedy?

  So y'all go on TikTok and y'all see that video, just understand that that was where I was coming from, man.

• 57:06Peyton Hardin?

  My god.

• 57:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And stop f***ing filming me.

• 57:08Peyton Hardin?

  Next time, you gotta say no.

• 57:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't, I don't want to let him down. And I was so drunk. I was so drunk.

• 57:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, outsider looking in. I mean, I've watched it like five times now. I've watched it so many times. Lot of f***ing tongue and mouth in it. Oh, oh, oh, my, my, uh, me when I, a lot of stutters. I mean, there's a lot of them, there's a lot. But I think the funniest thing that I never fully honed in on until this conversation, that is, that should be an illegal line of questioning. He literally said, what's the freakiest thing you've ever done in your life? And do you smoke weed? Like, or who, are you at the census?

• 57:49Peyton Hardin?

  Now I'm thinking about it, is he trying to f***?

• 57:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, are you trying to get laid? What's happening here? Like, what, not a, how old are you, where are you from, what's your name? We don't care about none of that shit. What's the freakiest thing you can do and are you trying to smoke?

• 58:01Peyton Hardin?

  And just imagine, guys, I kid you not, y'all already saw the picture. This happened in front of like a group of like 25 people.

• 58:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  Strangers. People were going up to CJ, be like, do you know who that is? And then CJ was like- Nope.

• 58:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's how embarrassing it was.

• 58:14Peyton Hardin?

  No clue. He goes, I think that's weird too, huh? What about y'all? Let's ditch him.

• 58:19Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ joins the other group, goes to another bar.

• 58:21Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, y'all smell this tongue?

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  They're gonna start calling me salmon tongue now. Oh, man.

• 58:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Numb tongue. Oh, my god.

• 58:29Peyton Hardin?

  So, there's the backstory on that if y'all see that video.

• 58:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Please leave. Please go put salmon tongue on that guy's video. He's gonna be so

• 58:37Peyton Hardin?

  He's gonna be so confused.

• 58:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Please put salmon tongue or numb tongue.

• 58:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I have been, I meant to say this early, but we were in that natural little flow state, just gibbering jabbering.

• 58:48Peyton Hardin?

  I love gibbering jabbering.

• 58:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I had something literally happen to me.

• 58:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It's two o'clock, we'll call it, about five hours ago. So, on recording days, I go to the gym before I come here, right?

• 59:02Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 59:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And I've told this before. I shower, and I am not ashamed of anything. I do my full routine. I shower, I'm in front of the mirror, deodorant, my

• 59:11Peyton Hardin?

  Ems?

• 59:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Beef tallow, my, uh, everything, right?

• 59:13Peyton Hardin?

  All that in the gym locker room.

• 59:14Cameron Kennedy?

  All that in the gym locker. So, for me, it is a regular day. Finish my workout, go in there, take off all my shit, go crank my shower, get down to my shorts and my undies.

• 59:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh, nasty sight.

• 59:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful sight when you got a good pump. Chest was real pumped today. Walk into the shower, right? Everything's normal. Now, mind you, there is a guy in the shower directly next to me. Okay?

• 59:39Peyton Hardin?

  Now, is this divided? Can you see him?

• 59:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This isn't prisoner football. No, no, there's full-blown stalls. Okay, so, full-blown, everyone's stalled, you can't see anything, no cracks, no weird curtains, it's like full, hard wall stalls. I'm showering, he's showering, right?

• 59:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, I'm not talking, nothing. This guy's kinda like, kinda like, best way to describe it is like mumbling to himself. Like, I mean, he's right next to me and I can't make out words. So, like, that should tell you all you need. Like, I don't know what he's saying. He's like, like, kinda, it's, I don't know if he's like rapping under his breath, little weird. So, I'm showering, and all of a sudden, he drops, apparently, everything, cuz it was so many drop noises, so many things. When I tell you, one of his items slid under into my personal shower space.

• 1:00:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Unacceptable, first off. But the item that slid under to my shower to where I'm either now having to bend over at the hip with my up, no one can see it, or hit a little, hit a little ditty bop and go down and grab it like that.

• 1:00:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's a nasty stance.

• 1:00:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You ready for it?

• 1:00:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Grape Blow Pop Vape.

• 1:00:54Cameron Kennedy?

  This is ripping. A grape Blow Pop Vape in the shower, rapping to himself, and it falls into my shower.

• 1:01:06Peyton Hardin?

  Please tell me what you did.

• 1:01:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally went, oh, oh, oh, this is real? I was like, you're kidding. And the guy, the guy loses it.

• 1:01:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, he's, he's, he's a peak addict.

• 1:01:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, oh, no, no, no, oh, if he peaked, I'm bringing down the wall and him. I go, you don't get to see him while there's no blood in him. I go, I take cold showers, you do not get to see this. No, but he goes, oh, oh, man, sorry, hey, hey, uh, bros, is, uh... And he's acting like, he's acting like the word vape is like, like literally Voldemort. Like you're not even supposed to say, he goes, oh, bros, my, uh, uh, is it over there? And I literally go, I'm like, uh, yeah, man, yeah. And he goes, ah, kind of, kind of awkward, uh, you mind giving it back? And I'm like, you're kidding. I'm like, I mean, yeah, I'm not just gonna leave it. I'm like, you understand it's, it's soaking wet under running water. He goes, oh, bro, it's good, it's good, it's good. And I go, okay.

• 1:02:05Cameron Kennedy?

  So I, the only reason I did that is because that is the maneuver I hit, because I did not want to bend over.

• 1:02:09Peyton Hardin?

  No, dog, no. No, have some respect. No, your booty hole is open trying to get another man's vape. No, no, you, you sucked in suds trying to help another man get his vice. No, no, that's crazy.

• 1:02:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But there's no one can see anything. I'm gonna say, yeah, I'll get it for you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But no, I, I bend over, I grab it.

• 1:02:31Peyton Hardin?

  You picked it up with your cheek?

• 1:02:32Cameron Kennedy?

  So now, so, no. I, I go, yeah, I got it, I go. I'm just kidding, I'm kidding. But I grab it and the guy, he's like...

• 1:02:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now this is gonna sound weird, now y'all have to understand. We can't control our height, but in these shower stalls, I can see the top of this guy's head if I want to. Like, let's just call it, let's just keep a spade a spade. Let's just, let's just keep it a buck. I am, I am literally shoulders above the stall level, and he's simply not. He's probably the average man's height, 5'9", 5'10".

• 1:03:03Peyton Hardin?

  This is crazy.

• 1:03:04Cameron Kennedy?

  So, I... So, no, no, I can't, the stall is too, like, big enough, I could never, I mean, I'd have to, like, literally get on my tiptoes. I'm talking about, I can just, from where I am, I can look and see, like, everything. So I see the top of this guy's head, like a little [bleep] kid. I swear to God, it goes like this. He goes, "Oh, so, oh, you mind if you, can you grab that?" And I was like, "Yeah, sure, you know, it's soaking wet." He goes, "Oh, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, just give, just give back." And I go, "Okay." Literally, this is all you see. He goes...

• 1:03:40Cameron Kennedy?

  His [bleep] hand goes up on the stall, and he's like, like, I'm like, "Bro." I, I literally wanted to say out loud, like, [bleep] calm down. You need to, like, this is not a good look.

• 1:03:50Peyton Hardin?

  You need help.

• 1:03:50Cameron Kennedy?

  His hand goes... He's like, ghost-reaching for everything. He's like, like a little kid, and I'm literally like this. And I just go, "There you go, man." I [bleep] do not.

• 1:04:03Peyton Hardin?

  He didn't.

• 1:04:03Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "He goes, 'Appreciate it, bro.'"

• 1:04:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And then, and then, so look, so look, look. It, like, with the steam of the shower, I'm sure you can conceal the [bleep], right? This [bleep] goes, "Oh, appreciate it, bro."

• 1:04:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Straight up, like he's Triple H. He literally goes...

• 1:04:28Cameron Kennedy?

  And it literally goes like... But he lost it. Oh my God, he thought, he thought the tide was severed.

• 1:04:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he's like, "Oh, God."

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Oh my God, my baby."

• 1:04:37Peyton Hardin?

  That is That is probably the funniest story you've told in a long time, bro.

• 1:04:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It was unbelievable. And I'm not for his whatever reasons, I'm not gonna describe the guy, but it is

• 1:04:50Peyton Hardin?

  That is hilarious.

• 1:04:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll tell y'all off camera, it's funny.

• 1:04:53Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, well.

• 1:04:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, unreal.

• 1:04:55Peyton Hardin?

  Please quit your vaping. If you're vaping, just stop. I mean, that's, if you're going to that point, you're another man's son is all over you.

• 1:05:02Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're, like, literally, my juice was on his vape. My juice was on his great blow pop. And this guy goes, "Oh, no problem."

• 1:05:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, like, get real, come on.

• 1:05:20Peyton Hardin?

  Insane.

• 1:05:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  Well.

• 1:05:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, quit your vaping and don't break into our studio.

• 1:05:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I mean, what a, what a fantastic episode.

• 1:05:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And stop recording him in public.

• 1:05:30Peyton Hardin?

  Stop recording me in public, please, God.

• 1:05:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  Because I can't say no. I have a hard time saying no to people.

• 1:05:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  Especially if I have liquor.

• 1:05:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You had copious.

• 1:05:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, sure, whatever you want.

• 1:05:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you go, "Dude, just take me now." They're like, "We wanted to just take an interview." You go, "No, physically take my body."

• 1:05:45Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean, you have ice cream in that van?

• 1:05:49Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, Cam, get us out of here, man.

• 1:05:50Cameron Kennedy?

  We absolutely love y'all. This is, this is a historic episode, literally. We just, we just finished filming while we were getting a break in the intercharge, so this is unbelievable. But we absolutely love y'all. Episode 189. Appreciate you coming back, per usual, every single week. That first link in the description is our one and only, our Patreon, The Koala Club. Go over there, see what the hype's about. Every single person that's there loves it. They always rave about it. It's fantastic. That is where we put a lot of our extra creative, beautifully produced projects and all sorts over there. Everyone loves it, and we love everyone there. So go check it out. The next link below, I believe, is the Facebook. That is our only Facebook. Our official Facebook is that one linked in our videos.

• 1:06:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, go over there. The Facebook fam is booming and popping.

• 1:06:38Peyton Hardin?

  I post like a hundred clips a day over there.

• 1:06:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a, it's a great time over there as well, but get your good karma, confuse the casuals. This week's secret code.

• 1:06:49Cameron Kennedy?

  SRP, not to be confused with the SRT, scat pack.

• 1:06:55Peyton Hardin?

  SRP, I don't know that one.

• 1:06:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop recording Peyton.

• 1:06:57Peyton Hardin?

  Stop recording Peyton.

• 1:06:59Cameron Kennedy?

  SRP, leave it in the comments, put it in the comments everywhere. Tik Tok, Insta, Facebook, YouTube, everywhere. SRP, we absolutely love y'all.

• 1:07:09Peyton Hardin?

  We love y'all so, so, so much. Remember, one out of every 10 clubbers don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you next time.

• 1:07:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Hello?

• 1:07:17Peyton Hardin?

  Unless the studio gets broken into while we're gone and they take all the equipment.

• 1:07:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, we need bulletproof glass. Bulletproof glass on the doors. Yeah. Okay.

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