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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 169. My favorite round of applause, please.

• 1:20Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:05Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:11Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:18Peyton Hardin?

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• 2:39Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 2:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, the first move.

• 2:54Peyton Hardin?

  We hate Camwin.

• 2:58Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, everybody. Welcome back to.

• 3:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Too long, hairy and light-skinned shouldn't wear a wife beater. Oh, my God, I want to say something, but I can't.

• 3:06Peyton Hardin?

  What's up, Cam? How are you doing? How are we feeling?

• 3:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I'm feeling good. Slept like an old man last night, but we had our first two shows. I'm on cloud nine.

• 3:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'm on cloud 10.

• 3:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You're always one up.

• 3:18Peyton Hardin?

  I'm always one up.

• 3:19Cameron Kennedy?

  It's always, that's not even a saying, cloud 10. Well, dude, I'm on cloud nine with you, bro. Good. He's like, no, I'm on cloud 10. I'm better than you. Bro, I just bought this 85-inch TV. I'm gonna go cop an 86. It's in his DNA.

• 3:32Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that fun, though, for two besties of frenzies?

• 3:35Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's fun for you.

• 3:36Peyton Hardin?

  To one up each other?

• 3:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Yo, bro, I literally just got this $500 cool thing. You're like, bro, I got one too. So similar. It's $501. Like, you're a.

• 3:46Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that fun, though? Who doesn't like to do that with their bestie?

• 3:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It is fun. It kind of keeps me on my toes.

• 3:51Peyton Hardin?

  It got to, it keeps you motivated.

• 3:53Cameron Kennedy?

  But it also, it is a continuous, it's like a spreadsheet to where anything that happens, you're allowed to just poop on me. Like, like every time.

• 4:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I think that's where the game gets involved.

• 4:05Cameron Kennedy?

  How do I get a win out of this game?

• 4:11Peyton Hardin?

  You one up me? I think that's what we should do. So what Cam's talking about is everything in life.

• 4:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, everything in life.

• 4:19Peyton Hardin?

  When he does something, I'm like, okay, I want to do that too. And I'm just gonna go one up. But I do it in the in the aspect of thinking it's a game between the both of us. And he's gonna keep doing it.

• 4:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You're playing ping pong against yourself.

• 4:32Peyton Hardin?

  But why don't you play with me?

• 4:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I don't have the funds to keep one upping you rat. I'm like, oh God, I gotta go get the only thing that I have you beat on is a secondary TV in the loft. That is the only thing in my life that I think that I have you and a PC, but you don't care about that.

• 4:50Peyton Hardin?

  By the time that this airs, I'll have 101 inch.

• 4:56Cameron Kennedy?

  If you if we left here today and you go, where's Best Buy? And you and they sold first off, if they sold 101 inch TV, someone else is gonna get sued.

• 5:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just gonna add like a one inch border to each corner.

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You put black stuff, you're like.

• 5:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. But I think it's because you're not fiscally responsible.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm so fiscally responsible that I know I can't play this game. You are a loose cannon liver. You live on a loose cannon.

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  How so?

• 5:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Cause I go, dude, 85, you go, I'll go get an AC.

• 5:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but but I'm not.

• 5:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I got this soundbar and it came with stereos and subs. I'm gonna go get two of them.

• 5:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, well, no, I'm talking about outside of the competition, you are not fiscally responsible. And I don't think you realize it. I think you think to be you have the right idea, but you're also you have no like hmm. No spine when it comes to spending.

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I would absolutely love for you to explain this to me.

• 5:47Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, literally like he had, okay, I think I don't know if we brought this up or if this was a personal conversation.

• 5:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably personal, but here you go, world. Probably it's probably incredibly personal, but here you go, world. Oh, no, tell me, I'm ready. I'm Dr. Philen. Tell me.

• 6:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, Cam, we did talk about it personally.

• 6:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Super personal, probably even behind closed doors, I'd say. It's okay.

• 6:09Peyton Hardin?

  We locked the door.

• 6:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, probably locked.

• 6:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, well, bring up one thing. Cam bought a big house, which is fine. He can afford it, right? Congrats.

• 6:18Peyton Hardin?

  Big mansion, right? And then he was like, oh, we're about to have a kid. I want to stay active in the gym. Look how that's working out.

• 6:36Peyton Hardin?

  That it's not working? Kim's like, "I want to stay active in the gym." "I'm gonna buy a whole gym for my house." He buys a complete home gym, right? He stocks a fridge in there, he gets lighting, mirrors, the top of the top dumbbells.

• 6:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I don't!

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's not your turn. He doesn't use it, like, literally ever use it. And then, he goes and buys a gym membership. So he has two gyms he can go to, doesn't use either of them, right?

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  Then, he's like, "Oh, I want to feel good after my workouts." "I'm gonna go get a massage membership." Doesn't use it, ever. He actually goes to Mimasus.

• 7:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 7:24Peyton Hardin?

  He travels across county lines to go to Mimasus.

• 7:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no.

• 7:30Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no. I'll just use those two things, go ahead.

• 7:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, tell me when it's my turn.

• 7:32Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead, two turns.

• 7:33Cameron Kennedy?

  One, the gym, present for the wife. I do not like lifting at the house.

• 7:38Peyton Hardin?

  Wife doesn't use it either.

• 7:39Cameron Kennedy?

  She's been honest. She said, "I have not used it as much."

• 7:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I'm saying that's not physically responsible.

• 7:43Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a gift.

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  I could've told you all that Jim wasn't gonna be you.

• 7:46Cameron Kennedy?

  That is a gift, that is on her. I told her, "Hey, we should probably use this, right? Bought it for you, right? You should probably use it." She's like, "Yeah, I'm trying." I said, "Okay, try harder." There we go. Gym membership. I bought a gym membership because I go to the gym, I like going to, I have to go to the gym. I might be weak, I might be spineless. I go somewhere, I'm more motivated than in my own garage. Had a son, started dwindling, pounds started adding. I know that. Stop with the personal attacks about my fupa.

• 8:11Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry. Dude, but, okay, but during the show, I grabbed it one time and I was like, "Dude, the warm embrace really feels good." I was like, "There's so much of you to love." Yes or no, have you, have you, you've felt that exact moment before, but not with me? Oh, yeah. Oh, my god.

• 8:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Is mine better? Was it like, did it compare? Can I compete?

• 8:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yours didn't have the warmth. You still, you have the body of a big person.

• 8:33Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a cold water boy.

• 8:34Peyton Hardin?

  It's cold. It's like you put pudding in the fridge.

• 8:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, in the massage membership.

• 8:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, go ahead, one time.

• 8:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I bought that.

• 8:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:45Cameron Kennedy?

  When I lived over there next to you. That's when I had it.

• 8:48Peyton Hardin?

  Cancel it.

• 8:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I moved. No, I get credits every month.

• 8:51Peyton Hardin?

  You don't use it.

• 8:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I have 11 right now.

• 8:53Peyton Hardin?

  But you don't use it.

• 8:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm using one this week.

• 8:54Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. I'm just saying.

• 8:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That, no, those.

• 8:57Peyton Hardin?

  You're physically not responsible.

• 8:58Cameron Kennedy?

  That is two very, like, hyper-driven examples that I can agree with you. But there's so many other that combat that.

• 9:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, okay, yeah, you're high-yield savings and all that [BLEEP] no one's talking about.

• 9:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 9:11Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 9:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 9:12Peyton Hardin?

  Say it. No, say it. Go, we're going, we're going.

• 9:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 9:15Peyton Hardin?

  Say it.

• 9:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man, you had a $20,000 toll tag bill.

• 9:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 9:25Peyton Hardin?

  That was so uncalled for. That was so personal.

• 9:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God, you could have bought another car with the amount of money you didn't pay the toll for.

• 9:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't you dare talk to me about fiscal responsibility.

• 9:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's rude.

• 9:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 9:40Peyton Hardin?

  That is rude. Let's talk about. What? You want to get another one?

• 9:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, I can't.

• 9:45Peyton Hardin?

  No, say it. Come on, I like it.

• 9:48Peyton Hardin?

  Say it. Come on, Cam, say it. Say it, say it, say it, say it.

• 9:54Cameron Kennedy?

  It is either a fiscal irresponsibility or an ego hit. If he buys something that's $100, you ask him, he's like, dude, it's like $440 bucks.

• 10:02Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, no, that's, that's why, that's something up here. And it's wrong, and it's not just with spending. I'll say that with distance, time. I overexaggerate.

• 10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You are the master of overexaggeration.

• 10:12Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know why, dude. I genuinely, I had a talk with K-Rob the other day about that, and I was like, I don't know why I exaggerate things so much.

• 10:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you really, like, feel bad about it?

• 10:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't feel bad. I don't care at all. I'm just like, I genuinely don't know where it comes from, like, or why, dude.

• 10:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not getting in the car for [BLEEP] seven hours, guys. I'm like, bro, it's two and a half. And you're like, it's all the same. Shut up, don't talk to me, Cam, shut up.

• 10:31Peyton Hardin?

  We hate Cam.

• 10:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God.

• 10:37Peyton Hardin?

  But, I would ask you about your week, but we just had the same week together.

• 10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  We did.

• 10:41Peyton Hardin?

  We completed our first two live shows, right? Round of applause for our two live shows.

• 10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Dallas, OKC, fantastic.

• 10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Let's start with Dallas, right?

• 10:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do it.

• 10:49Peyton Hardin?

  Dallas, Texas was our first show. It was a great time. It was completely packed out. We had a great after-party at Komodo, right?

• 10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Very fun.

• 10:58Peyton Hardin?

  What I've learned is a lot of our fans don't deserve alcohol. That's what I've learned. Some of y'all scare me when you're drunk, dude.

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, I mean, a lot of our fans are the type of people, almost like me, in fact, but there's no censor and there's no one keeping them grounded.

• 11:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:12Cameron Kennedy?

  They didn't drink till they were 28, and then they discovered alcohol, and they have a job, and they can fund alcoholism, and they are alcoholics.

• 11:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I was literally like, I would look at some of y'all, and I was scared.

• 11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:24Peyton Hardin?

  I was like, I would look in y'all's eyes, but I wasn't looking at a human. It was so loose in there.

• 11:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It was just a, dude, I'm not gonna say it, somebody's eye was loose. Now, I hope that's not, now, okay.

• 11:36Peyton Hardin?

  We got a lot of loose eyes in the live show.

• 11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  A lot of loose eyes, dude. It's a lot of loose eyes.

• 11:41Peyton Hardin?

  Starting with our co-host, he has a loose eye.

• 11:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I did not have a loose eye.

• 11:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my God, you got a loose eye.

• 11:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't have a loose eye. No, seriously, at the after-party, I never told y'all.

• 11:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm not gonna say, I can tell you after, there was someone that is very easy to identify.

• 11:52Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That came to the party with two strong eyeballs. When it was over, one was, one was just, I mean, it was on its own, like, it detached, like, the retina detached, it was like, one eye was like that, the other one was like this, like, really keeping them going, this one was just partying.

• 12:09Peyton Hardin?

  So, yeah, it was such a good time, right?

• 12:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It was fun.

• 12:12Peyton Hardin?

  But, let's bring up probably the highlight of the Dallas live show, right? So, we had our first live show in our home city of Dallas, Texas. Now, I decided this would be a nice thing to do for my brother, Cam. I bought Cam and surprised him during our first live show of the tour. I surprised him with a brand-new Rolex.

• 12:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You did. Fantastic.

• 12:32Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 12:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Incredible gift.

• 12:34Peyton Hardin?

  Incredible, the crowd, aww. You, wow, thank you, I appreciate it so much.

• 12:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost cried.

• 12:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right? It was great. I'm like, because Cam's, the other Rolex I bought Cam, it had a little problems. Like the springs were messed up, the battery wasn't battering. It was, you know, I couldn't really afford it at the time I got it. So I had to get a really, like, low version Rolex. This one's a lot nicer. Spent a lot more money on it, a lot more.

• 13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It's very good.

• 13:02Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, Cam's gonna really appreciate this, he's gonna love it.

• 13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure am.

• 13:06Peyton Hardin?

  Now, I went to Cam's house the day after, I surprised him with the Rolex.

• 13:11Peyton Hardin?

  I look at his wrist, there's nothing on it. I was like, okay, that's fine, we're in the house. I said, Cam, can I see the watch? I haven't seen it in a little bit, I want to see the watch. Like, really see the watch that I gave you, I want to see if, like, how do you like it? He goes, oh yeah, it's really nice. I said, can you bring it out here? He goes, ah, not right now. I'm like, alright, you're not doing anything for sure, just, whatever.

• 13:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Laziness issue.

• 13:31Peyton Hardin?

  And then so I was like, Cam, and then a little later, I said, Cam, can you bring it out? He goes, dude, really? And I said, okay, fine. He's, he was like, yeah, I got you. He brings it out, not in the box, he just kind of throws it at me. And I'm like, it hits my chest, I'm like, alright, that's fine. I said, when you want to go get this thing sized up? Take some links out or whatever, because it's a little big. When you want to get it sized up? And he goes, I'm going to the mall tomorrow to get some clothes. I said, you want to get it, like, sized up then? He goes, no. I was like, wow. I was like, alright. I was like, come on, bro, it would make sense, I'll take you to the place I go to get my watch as sized. He goes, sure, whatever. Puts it back in the box.

• 14:09Peyton Hardin?

  Fast, he gets it sized up, it's, it's fine, he wears it for like, six hours.

• 14:16Peyton Hardin?

  Fast forward today. Cam, hold up your wrist. That's not the watch I got him. By a show of hands, and we can say this at home, if you get bought a new Rolex, yes or no, are you wearing it?

• 14:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I did wear it, and I am wearing it.

• 14:32Peyton Hardin?

  Cam does not appreciate the new Rolex I got him. He's wearing an Apple Watch right now.

• 14:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the furthest from the truth. I'm wearing an Apple Watch, he's gonna track my calories, he's gonna tell me.

• 14:39Peyton Hardin?

  You're fat, it doesn't matter, it's not gonna change. You started the day fat, ended the day fat, that's what's gonna happen. Wear the new, couple thousand dollar watch I just got you.

• 14:51Cameron Kennedy?

  I did what, first off, got it sized. Second off, it's beautiful and amazing. Third off, set the time on it. Fourthly, wore it the remainder of that day and wore it to our Oklahoma City live show and the after there at our beautiful.

• 15:04Peyton Hardin?

  Is it not crazy? Should, now, I think, I think it's crazy that you're not wearing it right now. I think that is a, that is a party foul.

• 15:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not a party foul.

• 15:12Peyton Hardin?

  You're being broadcasted in front of hundreds of thousands of people.

• 15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I am.

• 15:17Peyton Hardin?

  Is it not wrong?

• 15:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not wrong!

• 15:19Peyton Hardin?

  Is that not crazy?

• 15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  I got up, I had a horrible night's rest. I grabbed my Apple Watch and I threw it on.

• 15:24Peyton Hardin?

  What does that mean?

• 15:25Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the wrong, bro, the.

• 15:26Peyton Hardin?

  If you get gifted a Rolex, I think you should wear it. I think I just, my feelings are a little hurt.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  But you know, you know, you and me are different in that regard. You're gonna wear that watch every single day.

• 15:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so?

• 15:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I love, there's nothing wrong with that. I love the Rolex. I love it. I like dressing it up. If I'm wearing this, bro, I'm like, Apple Watch, easy, simple.

• 15:44Peyton Hardin?

  You wore the other one with that.

• 15:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I have before and then I saw, matter of fact, go, go watch the last like nine episodes. Guarantee this one's on.

• 15:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because it was a broken one. It was broken because the glass was fucked.

• 15:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I love the other Rolex. I love them both.

• 15:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's all, no, it's okay. No, it's okay. It hurt my feelings.

• 15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You make me look like a bad man and I'm not.

• 15:59Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, being on tour with you, it's making me realize a lot of things about you.

• 16:03Cameron Kennedy?

  What, what have you realized about me? What have you realized about me?

• 16:07Peyton Hardin?

  I've realized that Cam has never held a door a day in his life.

• 16:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shut your mouth, Zelman.

• 16:14Peyton Hardin?

  Cam has a thing, and I think I brought this up years ago, Cam has nev, and I mean, since the day I met him.

• 16:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 16:21Peyton Hardin?

  Never held a door. Not for me, not for a stranger, not for his wife. Cam does not do it.

• 16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know what it is. I really don't know what it is and there's no arguing it. That is a solid fact. Like, there's, there's ample evidence. I do this maneuver. If I go through a door, I give it a shove.

• 16:38Peyton Hardin?

  Gets himself through.

• 16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Get myself through, give it a shove, and I keep walking in hopes that that shove is enough clearance for you to.

• 16:45Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, and it's like, it happened before we went out in, in like Dallas, because there was a door right behind the stage and we were running out. Cam busts the door open, right, right before we go out. I'm like, okay, bet, bet we're about to go out. I put my head up, boom, I get a concuss. Before we go out on stage.

• 17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally hear him. I'm about to run out and I'm like getting hype and I hear Penny go, "Oh, I'm still never holding doors." And I go, I turn around and he's like rubbing his forehead four seconds before we run to the stage. Okay, I'm sorry. I would actually go to say, there's a greater chance that I hold a door open for someone I've never met than someone I love.

• 17:18Peyton Hardin?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 17:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 17:20Peyton Hardin?

  That is nuts. I still don't think you'd do that.

• 17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I did today, actually. I held it for, he was a very small guy, but I held it for him.

• 17:28Peyton Hardin?

  Did it feel good?

• 17:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It didn't. I mean, there's, it changed absolutely nothing in my day. I was like, you know what, I'mma hold it for him. And he was like, "Thank you." And I just went, "Sure." And I kept walking. I'm a, I am a very nice person. That's one of my flaws. Let's be honest. Does CJ try to win over my wife with his over-

• 17:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 17:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Overstated manner.

• 17:47Peyton Hardin?

  I do want to talk about that on Patreon. CJ definitely is that friend that is low-key in love with his girls, or his friend's girl, and is like, "Stop talking to her like that."

• 17:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh my god.

• 17:58Peyton Hardin?

  Tell her where you're at.

• 17:59Cameron Kennedy?

  A roast session, we're all sitting there, roasting live, and I'm like, I'm like, "Yeah, you're ungrateful, dah dah dah." Clearly jokes. We've known her for years. And CJ will be like, "Bro, you should probably chill out." And like, he gets serious, like, he's like, "Bro, you should probably pipe down a little bit though, right?" And I'm like, "What the hell?"

• 18:13Peyton Hardin?

  And little does he know, he has no chance because Duke Dennis is in the picture.

• 18:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Duke Dennis, CJ, me. Golly.

• 18:24Peyton Hardin?

  And I embarrassed myself this weekend whenever, after the Oklahoma City show, right? So we got done with the Oklahoma City show. I was sore, right? I'm sore from all the traveling, like these, these, these planes and these, um, these vans we drive in. So I was like, "I'mma go get a massage." Right?

• 18:45Cameron Kennedy?

  What? You don't know what I'm-

• 18:48Peyton Hardin?

  Haven't told anybody this. So-

• 18:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait.

• 18:51Peyton Hardin?

  I haven't told anybody this.

• 18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 18:53Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-uh.

• 18:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 18:54Peyton Hardin?

  What were you gonna say?

• 18:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I don't know.

• 18:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. So I, I went to go get a massage, right? Not gonna lie, I get booty butt. I, it might be strange. I get booty butt. I'm still covered by the, by the blanket, right? But I'm booty butt under it.

• 19:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Big blanket though.

• 19:09Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And so she, I'm on my, I'm on my stomach, right? And my, and so my Johnson-

• 19:17Peyton Hardin?

  Is pushed back.

• 19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Like tough? Like a banana peel.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, it's like down.

• 19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, yeah, let me get over.

• 19:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, it's just like, so I'm laying on my stomach, it's pointing to my butt. You know what I mean, it's facing that way. Oh, what? And so, I always get anxiety before massages because I know I get pushed on and I have real gastrointestinal digestion problems. So I always make sure to force a poo out before I get a massage, right?

• 19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, holy dude, dude. Oh my god, if this goes where I thi- this might, this might be, oh my god.

• 19:50Peyton Hardin?

  No!

• 19:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh my god.

• 19:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I make sure to, to push a poo out before, so I'm good.

• 19:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I heard that part, you, you keep going.

• 19:58Peyton Hardin?

  Right, and so, and then I wash my butt, so just cause I, cause I'm, I'm a dingleberry bandit. I always got some dingles.

• 20:04Cameron Kennedy?

  If you would've said this woman was massaging you down and there was a dingle caught in the forest.

• 20:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sure there was before, but not thi- this time, cause I make sure to wash. Like, I have a little bidet thing.

• 20:16Peyton Hardin?

  So she's pushing, she's pushing, right? And I make sure to stay hydrated before my-

• 20:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 20:21Peyton Hardin?

  My massages, because it's important to stay hydrated during massages, cause you, they get all that lactic acid out. Right? But this massage-

• 20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a seven step, a seven step list to get a massage.

• 20:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so this, I didn't pee before I went. And so she was really getting in, normally she knows my, my, my roughness, she knows to keep it medium to soft, this time she was hard. And it was too much. And so she was digging in my back to where my stomach kept hitting the, the, the, the bed. She put her knees in my lower back.

• 20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta change parlors, man, you gotta go somewhere else. Why is she climbing on you? This is unbelievable.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  She puts her knees in my lower back, right, and she's digging with her knees.

• 21:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no?

• 21:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 21:09Peyton Hardin?

  Did I squirt a little pee?

• 21:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you-

• 21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't look at you.

• 21:20Peyton Hardin?

  It said. Like I felt it shoot, man.

• 21:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You let a fart out.

• 21:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 21:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You pissed on it?

• 21:26Peyton Hardin?

  No, it hit the bed.

• 21:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You pissed on her bed?

• 21:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Her next client is automatically running late. She has to go to a new room, she has to ask her employee friends for their bed.

• 21:36Peyton Hardin?

  But that's not my fault. It happens. What's the most embarrassing thing that could happen during a massage?

• 21:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Pissing on a bed. Pissing on a bed, ding ding ding, new achievement unlocked, most embarrassing.

• 21:46Peyton Hardin?

  But it really, it was not like I was peeing like a full urine.

• 21:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I know your piss is like yellowish brown too, you don't have good piss.

• 21:52Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, it was dehydration piss. It was like that mustard soda we drank.

• 21:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 21:56Peyton Hardin?

  But it literally like hissed out like a lizard. Like that.

• 22:02Peyton Hardin?

  Like a lizard pissed on her bed.

• 22:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And I know, oh my god!

• 22:08Peyton Hardin?

  And she hadn't even started working on my legs yet, so she was going to go see that. She was gonna see the little stain, and you could see a direct trail from the... It was, and it was straight as an arrow too, I know it was. I felt that thing go straight back, I have accuracy and precision.

• 22:22Cameron Kennedy?

  The amount of money I would have paid, now this is gonna sound crazy.

• 22:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:25Cameron Kennedy?

  To have a camera in that room, wait, only on your face, only on your face. You know how the massage beds have a little cut off part? Right when you're about to pee, I know you're just like, oh no.

• 22:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 22:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, where you're like, oh. It just went, pss, and you probably went. You were so uncomfortable under that bed.

• 22:42Peyton Hardin?

  I tightened my legs up like that.

• 22:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine listening to nice little gongs and zen music and everything, maybe a good aroma.

• 22:48Peyton Hardin?

  And then.

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's a little snake piss.

• 22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And I, I would challenge that, I would challenge that, I don't think you were straight as an arrow.

• 22:57Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I was.

• 22:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I think if, because if you were fighting back, you were holding it, right? You were pressing it down.

• 23:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I really wasn't fighting it.

• 23:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You were pressing it down on that pelvic floor. You were holding it, you were doing a good kegel.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  And then.

• 23:06Peyton Hardin?

  I used to do kegels. I used to do kegels because I heard it will help your thing get ti- ti- tight.

• 23:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Not my butt.

• 23:16Peyton Hardin?

  You ever do a kegel? Dude, you should try kegels. Let's all do a kegel. Y'all know how to do kegels?

• 23:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude!

• 23:22Peyton Hardin?

  I accidentally sucked soap. Okay, that's gotta go. But I genuinely did before the massage. Yeah, let's cut that. But it's happening, it burned, dude. I, I literally went and we're cutting this off.

• 23:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You can outward inward?

• 23:34Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, oh my god.

• 23:38Peyton Hardin?

  I got it. I was like, I'm about to go, I told you, and then I was gonna go get a massage, right? And so I, I was making sure my surface was clean. And so I, I was like, I, I need to hurry up because my appointment was about to happen, so I got the soap and I literally... And I, and I, like, no, no, no pod. I slapped it in there, but I guess it opened up like it was hungry. It said... And I literally, it was like a glop of soap went...

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh dude!

• 24:04Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, and my stomach was burning, dog.

• 24:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god!

• 24:07Peyton Hardin?

  And so I, I ran out of the shower, still going, wet as... And I went on my toilet and I was like trying to get it out, boy. But it...

• 24:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It was like somebody's going like this.

• 24:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You're... Braided some of your hair into a little wand and it went...

• 24:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was like, ah! If you ever blew, if you ever blew bubbles from your... I'm no longer your friend. I don't know you.

• 24:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like...

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  If you ever go...

• 24:39Peyton Hardin?

  Everybody!

• 24:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Let's do it!"

• 24:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that staying?

• 24:49Peyton Hardin?

  Someone's like this.

• 24:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Does that stay? One's like, one's really floating, someone's like...

• 24:52Peyton Hardin?

  And he goes, "There's a smell."

• 24:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I didn't think about the smell. Oh!

• 24:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they had, dude. It'd be like a, it'd be like a bad tent on an old car. You know when it starts cracking?

• 25:04Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, it's like oxidization of a whole Honda Civic.

• 25:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You have oxidized Honda Civic bubble fart.

• 25:12Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if that's staying.

• 25:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it has to.

• 25:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, here we go.

• 25:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it has to. Oh my god.

• 25:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  First, dude, you should be banned. Like, let's just be honest.

• 25:19Peyton Hardin?

  Dude!

• 25:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You should be banned from, that woman should never give you service again.

• 25:22Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah.

• 25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Ever.

• 25:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, and I felt bad, she went into my earrings, like, she never does that. And so I didn't properly clean. And she was like rubbing on my ears and I know...

• 25:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you hear her start choking.

• 25:33Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, she burped, too.

• 25:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, go to hell.

• 25:36Peyton Hardin?

  I think it might be the thing, yeah.

• 25:37Cameron Kennedy?

  No, go to hell.

• 25:37Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, there's, there's...

• 25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's probably your ears.

• 25:39Peyton Hardin?

  She, she go...

• 25:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, she literally goes, she's like... She goes for a simple routine like

• 25:46Peyton Hardin?

  Nose itch?

• 25:47Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes

• 25:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, is that fair to say?

• 25:53Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 25:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You're the worst massage client the world has ever had.

• 25:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 25:56Cameron Kennedy?

  You get butt naked, you piss on beds, your ears smell like death.

• 26:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  You gotta poop and soap your balls butt and Johnson before you go.

• 26:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't hydrate.

• 26:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And the whole time, if, if your arms could reach, you'd be watching TikTok. The whole time.

• 26:11Peyton Hardin?

  100%, I'd be under the bed like this. Dude, yeah, I drooled a little bit too, but we gotta, yeah.

• 26:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay.

• 26:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, this is just a fun thing and a quickie, right?

• 26:24Peyton Hardin?

  My favorite.

• 26:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep, all love them. Have you ever had of a, oh, oh. Have you ever heard of a doorhead ant?

• 26:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, doorhead ant?

• 26:34Cameron Kennedy?

  A doorhead ant.

• 26:36Peyton Hardin?

  Is that like, like your mom's sister that's got a fucked up skull?

• 26:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Not your- An actual ant?

• 26:47Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's an actual insect, the ant.

• 26:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I press charges?

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, not your ant.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I press charges? Oh, not my ant.

• 27:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, not Aunt Karen. What's her name?

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You just fused your ant and mine. It's Aunt Karen.

• 27:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 27:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And I just literally-

• 27:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  On air, you said, "Oh yeah, your aunt with the fucked up head."

• 27:12Peyton Hardin?

  No, not yours. I'm just saying a ant. A auntie.

• 27:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, cause I-

• 27:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, I love her. I love her.

• 27:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up, okay. No, an actual ant.

• 27:25Peyton Hardin?

  A doorheaded ant.

• 27:26Cameron Kennedy?

  A doorhead ant.

• 27:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, what is that?

• 27:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, the power of TikTok and free will, I guess my algorithm's starting to get me some animal videos.

• 27:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And, uh, there's a species of ant. It's really weird.

• 27:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 27:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Move past it.

• 27:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, go ahead.

• 27:37Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a species of ant called the doorhead ant.

• 27:39Peyton Hardin?

  What do they do special?

• 27:44Cameron Kennedy?

  They are literally an ant.

• 27:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  And its head is completely flat, like a table. And their sole job for the colony is to plug all the exits and entrances when it's time to go to sleep.

• 28:03Cameron Kennedy?

  They go, they're like, alright, 968 leaves, 68, 69, 978, we're good for the day, boys. Somebody call Craig. And he literally just comes out and he's like, oh, he's like night shift. And they literally, they're like, literally, if it's a hill or they're in a log,

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:20Cameron Kennedy?

  They literally travel and they just go like this. And they just plug it and they just sit there. And if they have little amp phones, I guarantee he goes, he's like, I wonder who's gonna win tonight. He's just watching the game. That's all they do.

• 28:30Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, is this real? There's no, okay, but there's no way.

• 28:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Look up door headed ant, just so you can show them a picture.

• 28:37Peyton Hardin?

  So there's an ant that their sole purpose on this earth is to close up a door.

• 28:41Cameron Kennedy?

  They were created to be a 24/7 bouncer at the club.

• 28:44Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not.

• 28:45Cameron Kennedy?

  100%.

• 28:47Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, let me see a picture of this thing.

• 28:48Cameron Kennedy?

  100%. It, it's fascinating.

• 28:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god!

• 28:53Cameron Kennedy?

  They just plug, they're, they're literally an ant plunger, or an ant, an ant cork.

• 28:57Peyton Hardin?

  A door headed ant? That is insane.

• 29:00Cameron Kennedy?

  They just go, ah, another night. And they just stick up.

• 29:03Peyton Hardin?

  Now, can I be honest? Who finds this out?

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Freaks.

• 29:07Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not, I, I genuinely, and ants are one of the biggest conspiracies in my brain.

• 29:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now, so you're ruining everything. What do you mean it's a conspiracy?

• 29:17Peyton Hardin?

  Because how the hell do people find this stuff out? How the hell do people find out ants' jobs? Like, in the ant colony, like, who are they interviewing? Like, the queen bee? They're like, hey, what's flat doing over there? Like, what's he?

• 29:31Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, that's my doorman, Michael.

• 29:35Peyton Hardin?

  Watch me fly away.

• 29:37Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, my workers out in the colony right now, building the next building. Michael's just keeping it safe.

• 29:42Peyton Hardin?

  Like, who's?

• 29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, goodbye now.

• 29:45Peyton Hardin?

  Like, who is interviewing, is there ant union? Like?

• 29:48Cameron Kennedy?

  There's gotta be, there's gotta be like, Channel 9, ants or something, but, no, bro. There's humans, I'm just gonna keep it a buck. There's no way you grow up, as a child, and your biggest hopes and dream is to study ants.

• 30:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:02Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, that, that is, you wanted to be like a cowgirl?

• 30:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And like, it didn't go, you fell off one time, broke your arm, like, man, I fell on an anthill, let's just explore them.

• 30:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 30:10Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way people grow up.

• 30:11Peyton Hardin?

  Studying ants is never anybody's first job.

• 30:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No one's dream.

• 30:14Peyton Hardin?

  Like, it's like, it's like, it's not your first choice to do that.

• 30:17Cameron Kennedy?

  At all. Now, the people that end up in that profession.

• 30:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Something's on.

• 30:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 30:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I love him to death and I appreciate you because there's no way I would have saw that amazing video. And known this crazy fact and we can talk about it here. But like, what are you doing?

• 30:31Peyton Hardin?

  I think like people that study ants and people that are meteorologists, you fell into that job. That was not a dream job.

• 30:39Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie.

• 30:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You were on Indeed, trying to go work for a big, a big company or something. You saw a, uh, an entry level position, very low requirements. Yeah, you need to come study ant health.

• 30:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And you're like, man, really? Like it's summer, it'd be a quick gig. You were there for three months, now you've been there for 16 years.

• 30:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, being a meteorologist is the same thing as like, mm-mm. Let, let me not say that. No. Being a meteorologist is a fake job. Can we put that out there? I don't believe in meteorology. And I'm sorry if that's offensive to our religion.

• 31:13Peyton Hardin?

  I can't understand it.

• 31:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 31:15Peyton Hardin?

  You're, you're definitely, you're a, you're a sports gambler in the sky. That's all you are.

• 31:23Peyton Hardin?

  That's all you are. Cause you don't know. You just look up and you're like, that's a cumulonimbus cloud, right? That's a cumulonimbus. And then you get on this green screen.

• 31:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, oh my god, the information's there for you.

• 31:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Cameron Kennedy?

  We could green screen the weather. It's, you're on a blank wall. You look at the thing and all the numbers are there. It's how hard is it to go, oh, Tuscaloosa's getting 84 today? Oh, pay him the big bucks.

• 31:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And there's so many times a meteorologist has been like, hey, there's hail coming in from the east today. I've gone outside, it's 102.

• 31:56Peyton Hardin?

  I got all, like, like who trained you? Like, you know, you're, you're just a glorified, like Steve will do it.

• 32:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, there's no, that, oh my god, that's too funny. You're a sports gambler in the sky.

• 32:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's all meteorology is. And no offense to your profession, but if you're a meteorologist and then you tell me about traffic afterwards, I don't respect you.

• 32:17Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you tell me about the highlights of last night's game? What are, you're a Swiss Army knife. You are a job that you, again, I don't, like, you wanted to be in the spotlight.

• 32:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 32:27Cameron Kennedy?

  This is what the, the only thing you could do.

• 32:29Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie. I used to think.

• 32:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Pete Delkis?

• 32:32Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know who that is.

• 32:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He's our brother guy here.

• 32:34Peyton Hardin?

  Really? I used to be like inspired by, I, I applied to be meteorologist one time.

• 32:40Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever I was driving out of school and I was looking for jobs, I was like, I went to school for communication for a semester. I have a little bit of podcasting under me.

• 32:50Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm afraid of clouds. You go, I'm the right guy. Trust me. You as a meteorologist, that's where my mind first went to. First off, you in a suit every morning, that'd be enough for me. If I woke up and saw you in a different colored suit every day, that's already hilarious.

• 33:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's not what I would do. I'd just wear a different tie. The same suit, different tie. I'd fuck you up with my ties.

• 33:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Same suit, different tie.

• 33:13Peyton Hardin?

  That's a lot of, that's a lot of cloth to be buying.

• 33:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, but you only buy, you only gotta buy like 10 and you rotate them.

• 33:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's true. But if I was a meteorologist, first of all, the green screen would confuse me.

• 33:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 33:23Peyton Hardin?

  I don't do well in mirrors. Like, I don't even, I get confused left or right.

• 33:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like, oh no. Does this thing reverse when I send it? You, speaking off the teleprompter with rain vocab.

• 33:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. You'd be like, this is gonna be a big salary storm today.

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You better watch out Dallas. There's a lot of snow coming our way. You heard it here first. Peyton Harden with, with new, new what? Cut the, cut it. Craig, cut it. I'm freaking out. Cut it.

• 33:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, do they fire you?

• 33:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, if I'm a meteorologist?

• 33:57Cameron Kennedy?

  With your first panic attack on air.

• 33:59Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  On live air, you have a panic attack.

• 34:02Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah.

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, they fire you.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then I'd be like on my phone when they cut to me, because like I would not be paying attention to my cues. I'd be like, this, I'd be like,

• 34:11Peyton Hardin?

  hey, I don't know, use your brain. Is it hot or cold? It'd literally be like this. They're like, uh, and now we're going back to Peyton Harden with the news. You're like,

• 34:21Cameron Kennedy?

  no, so there's a, today, there's a, there's a, there's crackheads at the 7-Eleven. It might rain. I don't, I'm, Phil, I'm sorry.

• 34:27Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, if you rely on a meteorologist in the morning, you're privileged.

• 34:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, if you watch the news before you go clock in, you have more time than some other people.

• 34:39Peyton Hardin?

  I watch sports news before I clock in. I'll watch like SportsCenter.

• 34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't consider that news.

• 34:43Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it is news.

• 34:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Is ESPN news?

• 34:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 34:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Is it?

• 34:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, because you get to learn about the contracts, like who just signed, breaking, you know what I mean? But I'm saying like, I don't know if it was just the household I grew up in. You tell me about yours.

• 34:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 34:56Peyton Hardin?

  When I,

• 35:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Your burp earlier?

• 35:02Peyton Hardin?

  I choked on my own tongue. It went like, like right here in the throat, it scared me. But, I think it's weird if you depend on the news for the weather in the morning.

• 35:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, dude, oh my god. You're gonna watch another grownup for 12 minutes. Tell you what's gonna happen today, when you can click "weather" on your phone, look.

• 35:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, you're wrong. Even doing that is weird. That's not how I check the temperature. When I was growing up and still now to this day, when I wanna know what the weather is outside, all you do is open up the door, stick your hand out. That is the only way to check the weather in the morning.

• 35:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So you stand up from your disgusting king mattress,

• 35:46Cameron Kennedy?

  butt naked. You open your terrace.

• 35:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And you go, "Ooh."

• 35:52Peyton Hardin?

  I've done that, I think everybody does that. I think everybody should do that. When you were growing up in the mornings and you were like, about to go to school, like, "Oh, what do I wear?" Open up the door.

• 36:02Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh, it's hot as hell."

• 36:03Peyton Hardin?

  And you go put on shorts and a t-shirt.

• 36:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all are living in like, cave dwelling time.

• 36:08Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that's actually the most-

• 36:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You walk outside to check the weather.

• 36:12Peyton Hardin?

  That's the only way to check the weather? What, are you gonna trust an app?

• 36:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You, with a screen time of 16 hours a day, you don't just click an app, see, "Oh, it might rain today, maybe hoodie."

• 36:21Peyton Hardin?

  No, because how many times is that wrong?

• 36:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So if you feel, first off, you have no clue what the rest of the day holds. If you go like this, "Ooh."

• 36:29Peyton Hardin?

  First off, I'm not packing a bag for the rest of my day. What I'm leaving the house in is what I'm gonna wear for the rest of the day.

• 36:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, and I would argue, that's right, but I would argue, there's a better chance that you get screwed over than I do. If I check the app and it says, "There's a 60% chance of rain from 2 to 4pm", and you're just checking your index finger at 7 o'clock in the morning, "Ooh, about 74 brisk and dry." And then you put on, and then you put on, let's say, a short sleeve shirt, shorts and shoes.

• 36:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's how I know-

• 36:54Cameron Kennedy?

  And then at 2pm, it's torrential down, down rain, downfall.

• 36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Torrential downfall and now you're soaking wet. I brought a hoodie.

• 37:03Peyton Hardin?

  Hoodie's not gonna stop you from being wet. Doesn't matter.

• 37:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It's it's an outer layer.

• 37:06Peyton Hardin?

  Guess what if it's raining? I'll be like, oh, looking outside, it's raining. I'm gonna stay in until that's done.

• 37:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what if you don't?

• 37:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna be like, hmm, I was prepared for this. I'm just gonna stand out in the rain now because I was prepared.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, say we have a field trip to the zoo. You and me, our company.

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  My mom.

• 37:20Cameron Kennedy?

  YSK goes to the zoo.

• 37:21Peyton Hardin?

  My mom never signed those permission slips.

• 37:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I never took them to my mom. I forged. I was a young felon. YSK goes to the zoo.

• 37:27Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 37:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I I wake up.

• 37:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 37:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, app, hmm, raining at 3 o'clock. We probably won't leave till 5. I need to either pack an umbrella or B, wear a hoodie.

• 37:37Peyton Hardin?

  And that's the difference between me and you. I'm young, right?

• 37:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm one year older.

• 37:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you don't live like it. You live like you're 60. I'm young. I have fun. I'm not packing a bag to go anywhere. What I leave the house in in the morning is what I'm wearing for the rest of the day and I have to deal with the consequences of those actions.

• 37:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 37:56Peyton Hardin?

  Right, but that's like saying.

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You can you can spin it as young and spontaneous.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but you, you're saying, why stick your hand out of a door to check the temperature where you could just check the app and see what the weather's gonna be? That's like saying, I'm gonna go, there's food in front of me. I don't know what it tastes like. I'm gonna Google the reviews of what that tastes like instead of just tasting it myself.

• 38:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, that's not true.

• 38:20Peyton Hardin?

  Same exact thing.

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true. It'd be closer if you said, there's this new restaurant. I have no clue what it is.

• 38:26Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is.

• 38:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not the same because I can immediately go check the temperature. I don't have to drive anywhere.

• 38:32Cameron Kennedy?

  But.

• 38:32Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have to drive to go get that food. That food's right in front of you. You just gotta walk to go get it, or you could just go on your phone and see if it's gonna be good. That's the same thing you're doing.

• 38:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not the same thing because that's not the same thing because the food is right there and it can't change. The food can't change. The weather can change all throughout the day.

• 38:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I'm saying, but we're on.

• 38:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It can start misty as hell, foggy, can't see anything. Four hours later, it's 100, and then three hours after that, it's raining. That can change. That food doesn't just biochemically change.

• 38:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm talking about, okay, okay, but I'm saying, what can?

• 39:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it can't.

• 39:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, can.

• 39:03Cameron Kennedy?

  If I prepare you a plate of food right in front of you and you eat it right there, by the time you eat it, it's the same food.

• 39:09Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 39:09Cameron Kennedy?

  If you leave it out for three days, you might have some mold.

• 39:12Peyton Hardin?

  But that's but that's like saying like aftertaste. Like it could initially taste good, but the aftertaste is bad. You can't prepare for that. You don't know. You can't prepare in six hours if the weather's gonna change. Holy dude, that was, that almost made me tingle. I'm good. Does that call for a?

• 39:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That does not.

• 39:31Peyton Hardin?

  We need a little more?

• 39:32Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not, yeah.

• 39:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I'm just, I'm just, well, no, this is long, but I'm saying, I genuinely, I genuinely believe that if you check the weather, instead of just going outside, if you check the weather on your phone, instead of just going outside and, and testing it, you're, you're weird.

• 39:45Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no, that's not, that doesn't make sense.

• 39:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm just saying.

• 39:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like saying, bro, instead of me seeing if there's gonna be traffic, I'm just gonna drive to work. And then if there is traffic and a wreck and I get stuck in it.

• 39:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's different. That's so different.

• 39:56Cameron Kennedy?

  How is that different?

• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you can't, no, no, it's not, no, it's not. Listen, listen, listen to me. Listen to me. Don't worry about them. Listen to me. Because you can't look out your window and see the traffic. You can't physically test the traffic. With weather, you can put your body outside and test the weather.

• 40:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The physical testing, the traffic is starting your drive to work. All I'm saying is you can prepare yourself. Oh my God.

• 40:15Peyton Hardin?

  That's not the same because you can.

• 40:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 40:17Peyton Hardin?

  One thing is instant.

• 40:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, it is. Thank you.

• 40:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not. One thing is instant and one thing is not.

• 40:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're not listening. You instantly feel the weather, but it can change. That's my whole point. You, you don't instantly have a locked in for the whole day. So you can go, huh, I'm just gonna instantly start my drive. But there's. And then there's two wrecks and you're late to work.

• 40:34Peyton Hardin?

  But you can't prepare for variables that are up in the air. You got to prepare for what's right.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Weather, weather's.

• 40:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's what I'm saying, but I'm not packing a bag for the rest of the day.

• 40:43Cameron Kennedy?

  The fact.

• 40:44Peyton Hardin?

  You gotta deal with what you're wearing. Did you bring a bag for tonight, for today?

• 40:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Did I bring?

• 40:48Peyton Hardin?

  You need to pack a bag for today. It randomly started to rain today. Did you prepare for that?

• 40:51Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 41:06Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no, there's no need to pack a bag for today.

• 41:09Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna pack you in a bag.

• 41:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 41:15Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not gonna lie, when you said "sports better" of the weather industry, one, first off, I'm gonna, I'm stealing that.

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, that's 100% who those people are.

• 41:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, the second thing with this though, right? I was, I was thinking about this. Is quoting people the biggest form of glaze there is?

• 41:33Peyton Hardin?

  Like quoting an individual?

• 41:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Like quoting what someone else said, and now you stand by that and it's like in your mind rent free.

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, that is a fantastic point.

• 41:43Cameron Kennedy?

  It, it, that has to be the biggest form.

• 41:44Peyton Hardin?

  I do not like philosophical people in regular conversations.

• 41:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I love it.

• 41:49Peyton Hardin?

  It's such a big bad peeve of mine. Like, I'll be talking to random people like in the street, or, that's not true. But if somebody's talking to me, alright? If somebody's talking to me and like, we're talking about something with some subject matter, which is not my thing at all.

• 42:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 42:05Peyton Hardin?

  And they go, "John Wayne Gacy once said..."

• 42:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it's like, what the [bleep] did you just say? John Wayne Gate, or they go, "With great power comes great response."

• 42:15Peyton Hardin?

  Wasn't that the clown guy?

• 42:16Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, dude, no, and, and-

• 42:17Peyton Hardin?

  Who's John Wayne Gacy?

• 42:19Cameron Kennedy?

  John Wayne Gacy's a clown guy, god, mythical pull on your end.

• 42:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, clown killer.

• 42:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Manslaughter.

• 42:25Peyton Hardin?

  If you're quoting John Wayne-

• 42:26Cameron Kennedy?

  If you're quoting manslaughterers, you, you need to be studied and put on a list. But, it's even worse, even worse when we go to characters. If you're quoting people-

• 42:37Peyton Hardin?

  That don't exist.

• 42:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That aren't real, that's a 48-year-old white guy behind a sound booth that's talking into this, and you're quoting it? Oh my god, it's, it's unbelievable.

• 42:47Peyton Hardin?

  You're like Will Smith once said in Hitch.

• 42:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 42:52Peyton Hardin?

  You're quoting Hitch?

• 42:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's such a good, or no, oh, my favorite, oh my god, and even, I love LeBron, he's like, my favorite quote of all time, Teddy Roosevelt. First off, that quote is, it's a small book. It's literally like this long of a quote.

• 43:06Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not-

• 43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  The man in the arena.

• 43:07Peyton Hardin?

  Man in the arena's a great quote.

• 43:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's fire, but it's like-

• 43:10Peyton Hardin?

  Don't use it in regular day life.

• 43:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't say that.

• 43:12Peyton Hardin?

  The only time you should use quotes is in your brain.

• 43:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, oh my god.

• 43:15Peyton Hardin?

  Like, you're in a situation and you're like, "Man in the arena." That's whenever you use quotes. Do not say them publicly out loud.

• 43:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't pour me whiskey, you go, "You ever heard what old Teddy said back in the day?" No, no, that's not real, that's not authentic.

• 43:30Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of the old quotes like that we are historical figures use, I think it's

• 43:35Cameron Kennedy?

  They're not applicable today.

• 43:36Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's a big game of telephone. I think quotes like famous world quotes are a big game of telephone.

• 43:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent. What he actually probably said had a lot more anger toward it. Had whatever. It wasn't as sweet and cool as we made it.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  Not at all.

• 43:49Cameron Kennedy?

  People just graced it.

• 43:50Peyton Hardin?

  A hundred percent.

• 43:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, dude. Okay, Marcus Aurelius, you don't know who that is?

• 43:55Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 43:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He's the emperor of Rome. He hired, now okay, now hear me, hear me out. He hired a slave to follow him around.

• 44:03Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think you hired those, I think you just kinda took them.

• 44:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he, now, yes, but he compensated this one, I'm pretty sure. Maybe not.

• 44:10Peyton Hardin?

  Why are you making so much?

• 44:11Cameron Kennedy?

  But he had a-

• 44:12Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think that would make him a slave.

• 44:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He had a slave follow him and tell him in his ear all day, "You're just a man. You're just a man."

• 44:19Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't believe that. I'm not gonna lie, I don't believe any of that. I don't believe that. That's not true.

• 44:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes it is!

• 44:25Peyton Hardin?

  No it's not! History isn't real!

• 44:28Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not, don't-

• 44:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's not, it's not, it's not real.

• 44:31Cameron Kennedy?

  We're not-

• 44:31Peyton Hardin?

  It's not real, history isn't real.

• 44:33Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's some savage-

• 44:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, if it was true-

• 44:35Cameron Kennedy?

  The whole world would like bow to him, he's the emperor of the Mecca of the world.

• 44:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And he had someone in his ear, "Don't forget, you're just a man."

• 44:41Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true. Half of the shit that we're told in history books, it's not true. All that king, it's not true. They were too busy getting down with their second auntie and cousin.

• 44:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 44:53Peyton Hardin?

  That's what was going on. They stunk and they stood around and they sexted.

• 44:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I thi- I think he's, I think you're just terrified. I think you're terrified of that past. That's why you don't believe it.

• 45:02Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not scared of it at all, it's just not true.

• 45:04Cameron Kennedy?

  If you got dropped into like 400, like, AD?

• 45:09Peyton Hardin?

  I would be the king. I'm 6'7", 230. Everybody belongs to me now.

• 45:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no shot. You'd be the, you'd be the-

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, I'd be the, whoa.

• 45:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 45:19Peyton Hardin?

  You said you'd be the, mm.

• 45:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I didn't, oh, I did say that, cuz I was gonna say you'd be the number one gladiator.

• 45:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but you finish the sentence.

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You would be forced to compete for your life for others to do it.

• 45:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, hundred percent not. Cam, I would be, if I was dropped in prehistoric times, I would rule the world.

• 45:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, prehistoric!

• 45:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, what is it, historic? What's prehistoric?

• 45:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Pre-history!

• 45:41Peyton Hardin?

  But technically, isn't prehistory history?

• 45:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you high?

• 45:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Doesn't prehistory become history to the post following historical time?

• 45:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, but isn't prehistory still history?

• 45:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Prehistoric is more of like, there's no account of it.

• 46:00Peyton Hardin?

  So, so wait.

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  If there's an account of it, that is history.

• 46:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so wait, what is prehistoric? Like, give me a thing.

• 46:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, before his- oh, like an example?

• 46:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, give me an example.

• 46:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, like dinosaurs, like-

• 46:11Peyton Hardin?

  So you're saying dinosaurs-

• 46:14Cameron Kennedy?

  He's about to loop it.

• 46:14Peyton Hardin?

  You're saying dinosaurs are prehistoric because prehistoric means there's no account of it?

• 46:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 46:20Peyton Hardin?

  So that means there's no account of dinosaurs? So that means, like I've been saying for years, dinosaurs are not real.

• 46:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You're getting more and more foot-

• 46:31Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, dude!

• 46:32Cameron Kennedy?

  But they claim they find the bones and fossils and that's why there's accounts of it now.

• 46:35Peyton Hardin?

  I believe more in the Loch Ness monster than I do in a T-Rex. 100%.

• 46:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 46:42Peyton Hardin?

  I believe more in mermaids and mermans than I do in dinosaurs.

• 46:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I believe that you- okay, I don't think you can just say they're not there. I think they're dragons.

• 46:54Peyton Hardin?

  You've already done that.

• 46:55Cameron Kennedy?

  That's me. But, okay, we're talking animals, right?

• 46:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:59Cameron Kennedy?

  We're talking animals. I have this question for you.

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  Answer me.

• 47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And I'm absolutely- you know, you're gonna answer me.

• 47:03Peyton Hardin?

  I'll answer you.

• 47:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna get down and answer me.

• 47:04Peyton Hardin?

  I'll get down to you.

• 47:08Cameron Kennedy?

  For $500,000?

• 47:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, suck it.

• 47:19Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean? Like, I love it.

• 47:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Half a mill?

• 47:28Peyton Hardin?

  I'm trying to build wealth here. That's a new house. You crazy? In this economy?

• 47:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a little s- No, you sick freak. For $500,000, stop! Don't speak!

• 47:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You get $500,000 untaxed cash.

• 47:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god.

• 47:50Cameron Kennedy?

  However-

• 47:51Peyton Hardin?

  You can record it.

• 48:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up.

• 48:00Peyton Hardin?

  I just hope I don't have kids one day.

• 48:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, oh my god, they're gonna, oh man.

• 48:04Peyton Hardin?

  They have a hard time.

• 48:04Cameron Kennedy?

  They have to go to private school.

• 48:05Peyton Hardin?

  But there'll be $500,000.

• 48:09Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, your college is already paid for. They have to go to private school. Anyway, for $500,000. You get it, cash, untaxed, however, you're getting chased for 24 hours by an animal of your choice.

• 48:24Peyton Hardin?

  Easy.

• 48:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You either get the money, or you die.

• 48:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. Okay. First of all, $500,000 to risk my life? Come on, I'm not really doing that, but...

• 48:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm doing it.

• 48:38Peyton Hardin?

  Like, easy, I know I can evade

• 48:43Peyton Hardin?

  hippopotamus.

• 48:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You just picked the Ford Bronco of the animal industry, and you said it's easy to evade.

• 48:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 48:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You picked a hippopotamus that's like 90% muscle behind that cute, fat, pink blubber.

• 49:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, but I have 24 hours just to evade this animal, and I get $500,000?

• 49:06Cameron Kennedy?

  And you pick a hippopotamus!

• 49:08Peyton Hardin?

  Get out of the water.

• 49:11Peyton Hardin?

  Our hippopotamus is water creatures. They sleep there.

• 49:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, they like a good now, they like a good warm bath, but they'll hunt your ass down quick, four legs.

• 49:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't, I think, okay, our hippopotamus is fast.

• 49:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 49:25Peyton Hardin?

  They're, they're fast? How fast, how fast do they go?

• 49:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Faster than you, 100%, at top speed.

• 49:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but...

• 49:31Cameron Kennedy?

  And, okay, the, the animal is actively chasing me for 24 hours.

• 49:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but, how, how, how many?

• 49:38Cameron Kennedy?

  20. That's about 2 to 3 higher than you.

• 49:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so they're quick.

• 49:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You're running away from a Civic!

• 49:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's fine. Hippopotamuses are massive, aren't they? They're like huge and wide.

• 49:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 49:51Peyton Hardin?

  All you gotta do is run an industrial building.

• 49:55Peyton Hardin?

  A hippopotamus inside of an auto zone is

• 49:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is not. First off, your mind is so beautiful. The fact you're picking a hippopotamus in of all places on earth, you're going to auto zone. You're gonna go to an auto zone.

• 50:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, O'Reilly's.

• 50:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Why are you car parts? Why not a sloth? A squirrel? S- something small?

• 50:19Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, because you can't, you, because I can't keep track of a squirrel. Squirrels can hide very well. It's the same thing with the black mamba. To be honest, it really is.

• 50:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it is not.

• 50:30Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine, I'm sitting here, a squirrel can be in 8,000 different spots in this building and I wouldn't know. A hippopotamus, I can hear and see and smell that from a mile away.

• 50:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, why not sloth? I would argue, if you pick sloth, you run straight, in a straight line, for two miles, it takes you, it takes you at least 30 minutes.

• 50:49Peyton Hardin?

  I live in a wooded area. So I wouldn't want that. Because I like to go outside, in my wooded area, I take walks and smoke out there. Okay. And so, say I'm trying to, say I'm in my woods enjoying a breezey, and a sloth claw goes up in my nose, and I'm cooked. I'm just as slow as that one.

• 51:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Albert Einstein, put the breeze down for a day and get your half a mil. Don't go to the woods. Stay inside. What's a sloth gonna pick your lock with its claws?

• 51:16Peyton Hardin?

  It could. Dude, because-

• 51:18Cameron Kennedy?

  A hippo's gonna run through your window.

• 51:20Peyton Hardin?

  No, see, look, a sloth, that slow plays you. It's like slow foreplay of your death. Like, you're just gonna be chilling, be like, that thing is slow, you take the, get your foot off the gas. You're not even worried about it, and that's when it comes, that's when it comes around with the, with the claws, takes your grill off. A hippo, you always have to be on go. You always have to be alert.

• 51:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Meaning, for 24 hours, you're alert and on go and having to run, you don't have the stamina to do a 3x30 on a treadmill? And you're gonna run away for tw- for a day?

• 51:52Peyton Hardin?

  But Cam, I think you're not trying to understand what I'm saying.

• 51:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You love two-hour Chick-fil-A TikTok scroll breaks. You don't get that! You don't get, you don't get Monday Night Raw!

• 52:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but if I go-

• 52:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't get anything, you're running!

• 52:02Peyton Hardin?

  But then if I go to the sixth floor of like an IMDb building-

• 52:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 52:07Peyton Hardin?

  If I go to Netflix's corporate office and go to the 7th floor to talk to Stacy in accounting, that hippo can't take an elevator ride, Cam?

• 52:14Cameron Kennedy?

  They have escalators. And that hippo, is it a freight elevator? Big elevator?

• 52:18Peyton Hardin?

  That is a large elevator.

• 52:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Big elevator.

• 52:19Peyton Hardin?

  But doesn't know how to work.

• 52:20Cameron Kennedy?

  The animal, the animal is given intelligence to actively hunt you. They don't get out of body features, they don't grow opposable thumbs and they grab and fly a drone.

• 52:30Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly.

• 52:30Cameron Kennedy?

  But, they are, they, they know where you are at all times. You're not hiding from them.

• 52:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'd much rather-

• 52:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not from them, but they know where you are.

• 52:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'd much rather have a hippo chasing me than a squirrel. 100%. I would lose track of that squirrel. And, you know how many, you know how many squirrels there are in this world? I don't know if that's my squirrel or not. I'm scared of every squirrel now. There's a hippo running around Dallas, that's my hippo. I gotta evade that hippo and that hippo only.

• 52:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Do you not hear yourself? You're saying you can board up and you can hunker down away from a hippo, but not a squirrel?

• 53:03Peyton Hardin?

  Cam-

• 53:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut the door and close the windows. How's the squirrel getting, you don't have a chimney? How's the squirrel getting inside?

• 53:09Peyton Hardin?

  Cam.

• 53:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a squirrel, a squirrel can't bust a window. A hippo can break through CJ's room, through brick, and just go...

• 53:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, but then I'll- Where is he? And then I'll know, and then I'll know the hippo's here, I gotta go. But if a squirrel just so happens to get through a window or two, I'm screwed, but I didn't, because I didn't hear it.

• 53:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude?

• 53:29Peyton Hardin?

  I killed that one.

• 53:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Hippo breaks through CJ's room.

• 53:32Peyton Hardin?

  Get CJ, thank you, finally.

• 53:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, no, no, he's not worried about CJ. Breaks through CJ's room, right?

• 53:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 53:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Where are you gonna go?

• 53:41Peyton Hardin?

  What do you, what do you mean?

• 53:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Hippo's downstairs. What are you gonna, jump off your 3rd floor balcony? Snap your thimers like Vince McMahon? What are you gonna do?

• 53:50Peyton Hardin?

  But guess what? Hippo can't get up those stairs, too narrow, too windy. Exactly, a squirrel can, a squirrel can, a squirrel can.

• 53:59Cameron Kennedy?

  The hippo actively is going to bust walls down. Until the whole thing goes... Then what are you doing?

• 54:09Peyton Hardin?

  Well, then that's just, that's ignorant on my part for going to my house, because it will know where I live.

• 54:12Cameron Kennedy?

  And you said that!

• 54:13Peyton Hardin?

  No, I did not. I said, I said IMDb in Netflix building to talk to Stacy in accounting on the 7th floor is what I said. I just genuinely think, we can write this out, I genuinely think that was a great choice by me.

• 54:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's such a-

• 54:24Peyton Hardin?

  But my logic makes sense.

• 54:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Your logic makes sense, but it is wrong.

• 54:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 54:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I want something I can see. Something runs 20 miles an hour, weighs a ton, will **** me up if it gets me. If I can see him, I'm good, though.

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. I'll know where to evade.

• 54:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a sloth.

• 54:39Peyton Hardin?

  I already explained that. Why I wouldn't pick a sloth.

• 54:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so-

• 54:43Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you don't think rationally.

• 54:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I, let's just say this. I'd have half a million, you'd be dead. Hundred percent. Hundred percent. I, I would spend a quarter, I, I don't know. Oh, oh, to hell with you. I'd spend 30 grand on your funeral. I'd keep 470. I'd spend 30 grand on your death. I'd taxiderm you, you'd be like that in the closet, waiting for events, and we're-

• 55:00Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna, I don't want a funeral.

• 55:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd-

• 55:03Peyton Hardin?

  I, I think it's pointless. I want like an open bar. Like, I want to like rent out a club and get me a section with my, with my taxidermied body. I want to be y'all's bottle girl. Honestly?

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  For my-

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  For my funeral, taxidermy me, rent out a club-

• 55:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Their hands like this!

• 55:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Put me, like, put my hands like this so I can put an ace of spades bottle or a sign, and put me in a little thong. Shave me, but put me in a thong, and have me be your bottle girl. Put Christmas lights on me.

• 55:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my **** dude, you are a morbid man. And then we put-

• 55:37Peyton Hardin?

  How's that morbid?

• 55:38Cameron Kennedy?

  We put springs right in your elbow, so it's like, it's like a little gasket spring, it's like-

• 55:42Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. But y'all gotta keep a fan on me, because if I start melting in front of people, I'll be embarrassed.

• 55:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, knowing you, they'd have you like a little crooked smile, one eyes this way, you're like- The sign says RIP Peyton, and then you're there.

• 55:59Peyton Hardin?

  You get somebody to twerk on me.

• 56:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Throwing **** on a dead taxidermied man is the sin of all sins.

• 56:08Peyton Hardin?

  And then y'all could, I could be like a Swiss Army knife at the club, y'all could put me behind the bar, I can make y'all drinks.

• 56:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 56:13Peyton Hardin?

  I could be in the- And I could be a bouncer.

• 56:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna say, we got you clean, and we put a hose through the body, so we take a shot with you. Pour the shot in your mouth, it goes through the rear end, we re-get the shot, and now we have a Peyton **** shot.

• 56:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh man. Always too much.

• 56:29Cameron Kennedy?

  How's that too much?

• 56:29Peyton Hardin?

  It's always too much. But it's okay, but it's okay.

• 56:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're already empty!

• 56:32Peyton Hardin?

  It's your dad. Dude, it's because you're a dad now.

• 56:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I got darker because I'm a father?

• 56:37Peyton Hardin?

  No, but your jokes are either really bad.

• 56:41Peyton Hardin?

  You're the, thank you, CJ knows, your jokes are really, really bad, really over-sexual, or really dark.

• 56:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, we know that middle one.

• 56:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, that middle one, dude, this middle one.

• 56:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I was on a six-week out of commission.

• 56:52Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I would eat the-

• 56:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That took a toll on us, brother. That took, I didn't nev- never realized how long six weeks was.

• 56:57Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, honestly, I want to do this bit, and it's a really, it's a really popular bit, that I see like on TikTok, where like friends do this. I want to go back and forth and do dad jokes.

• 57:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you're smoked. I, I'm literally a father.

• 57:10Peyton Hardin?

  Barely, though.

• 57:11Cameron Kennedy?

  No. No, what the hell did you mean by that?

• 57:15Peyton Hardin?

  CJ, we still gotta take a paternity.

• 57:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I am gonna swab your [bleep] one day. I'm, I'm gonna be like, "Bro, C, what's up?" You go, "Hey, Cam." I'm just swab the inside tube it and run out. Dude, my kid looks way too much like him.

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  Way too much, and they have a weird bond.

• 57:28Cameron Kennedy?

  They have a weird- But he speaks at a [bleep].

• 57:31Peyton Hardin?

  And Liv always hands it to CJ.

• 57:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Ah, dude, oh-

• 57:34Peyton Hardin?

  Whatever thing is.

• 57:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh!

• 57:37Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do dad jokes. Dad jokes versus me and Cam, right now.

• 57:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You're smoked.

• 57:42Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I got mine, I have a list pulled up. We just spent some time writing these. Are you ready?

• 57:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, okay.

• 57:48Peyton Hardin?

  You go first.

• 57:49Cameron Kennedy?

  So who, who wins? Who wins?

• 57:51Peyton Hardin?

  Whoever, just, we can go back and forth, and we'll be able to tell the winner at the end. Let's go.

• 57:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

• 57:59Peyton Hardin?

  Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? Why?

• 58:03Cameron Kennedy?

  In case they get a hole-in-one.

• 58:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I love you, son.

• 58:13Peyton Hardin?

  Um, okay. Really good one. Pops? Why did the orphan get a GPS?

• 58:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Oh my god!

• 58:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, don't say it, no. Oh my god, I always get that. So at least someone could tell him where to go?

• 58:34Peyton Hardin?

  I like that, I like that. Okay.

• 58:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. If spring showers bring mayflowers, what do mayflowers bring?

• 58:44Peyton Hardin?

  If spring flowers bring mayflowers?

• 58:46Cameron Kennedy?

  If spring sho- If spring showers bring ma- If spring showers bring mayflowers, what do mayflowers bring?

• 58:53Peyton Hardin?

  Colonizers over?

• 58:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Pilgrims.

• 58:58Peyton Hardin?

  My dad always said, "Go big or go home." So he left.

• 59:05Peyton Hardin?

  Am I playing the game?

• 59:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It's good, alright. Uh, the other day, my dad le- The other day, my dad left to get some milk.

• 59:17Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I haven't had cereal in six years.

• 59:33Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 59:35Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Why don't orphans play baseball?

• 59:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, don't say it, no! Cause they don't know where home is. Oh my god!

• 59:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'm starting to sweat. That's fair. What's up with the orphan jokes?

• 59:54Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know!

• 59:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Two out of three! Alright. Alright. How does the moon cut his hair?

• 1:00:00Peyton Hardin?

  How?

• 1:00:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Eclipse it!

• 1:00:04Peyton Hardin?

  I get it.

• 1:00:08Peyton Hardin?

  They say laughter is the best medicine. That's why I'm no longer allowed at the children's hospital.

• 1:00:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude?

• 1:00:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sunday school.

• 1:00:34Peyton Hardin?

  Now I understand the game.

• 1:00:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I think you might have searched up something a little different.

• 1:00:41Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, what's the difference between a dad joke and a dark joke?

• 1:00:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man. I don't know.

• 1:00:47Peyton Hardin?

  One leaves you groaning, the other leaves you emotionally scarred.

• 1:00:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What did you search?

• 1:00:55Peyton Hardin?

  That one might have to go.

• 1:00:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What did you search? What'd you search?

• 1:01:00Peyton Hardin?

  Dark dad jokes?

• 1:01:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. Could've left one word out there. My god.

• 1:01:14Cameron Kennedy?

  The crazy part is, I think you did.

• 1:01:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:01:21Peyton Hardin?

  Dude. That might have been too far. And I don't know, maybe that's a Patreon exclusive. I don't, I don't know.

• 1:01:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:01:28Peyton Hardin?

  That was fun, though.

• 1:01:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That was fun. That was fun.

• 1:01:30Peyton Hardin?

  Now, do we say comedy podcasts?

• 1:01:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. It's comedy podcasts.

• 1:01:34Peyton Hardin?

  All jokes, sorry.

• 1:01:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:01:36Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't write those, by the way.

• 1:01:37Cameron Kennedy?

  One hundred percent. Oh, we know. Oh, man. Comedy podcast. Love that.

• 1:01:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay.

• 1:01:43Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's called the dad joke, right?

• 1:01:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Not dark dad joke. Leave out dark.

• 1:01:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, sorry.

• 1:01:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Dad joke.

• 1:01:48Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry.

• 1:01:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Good, we won them.

• 1:01:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm sorry. Yeah, I did win.

• 1:01:54Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of something that, like, dark and weird happened.

• 1:01:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you okay?

• 1:01:57Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it was happened in, um, in Dallas, right? So we had our live show, right? And we always do this thing where we'll go to dinner the day before a show, or whatever. Right? So we went to the steakhouse. You weren't invited.

• 1:02:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I, I was about to say, literally wasn't invited.

• 1:02:11Peyton Hardin?

  We can't invite Kevin anything. You can't come most of the time. So we just stopped inviting you.

• 1:02:13Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 1:02:14Peyton Hardin?

  It's a, oh, it's a fact. We love you. We want you there.

• 1:02:16Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's the se- oh, my god, that's the same basis that you've had for years.

• 1:02:20Peyton Hardin?

  What do you mean?

• 1:02:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Years. You go, the invite would've been nice. I go, "Bro, the last six times we invited you to Oklahoma, you said no. So I just figured on the seventh, we're not gonna invite you."

• 1:02:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, but the invite would be nice though.

• 1:02:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but that's the, because I just know you can't go. You know I can, but I just don't want to.

• 1:02:35Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no difference.

• 1:02:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it is. Because I can go. The option is actually there.

• 1:02:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You know that the answer's no. I know the answer's no, whether it's-

• 1:02:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, you don't know that. You don't know that. You don't know that.

• 1:02:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Whether it is the ability of you choose to say no, or you can't.

• 1:02:47Peyton Hardin?

  If it's 10:00 PM on a weekday. It is a guaranteed no from you.

• 1:02:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you eating dinner at 10pm?

• 1:02:54Peyton Hardin?

  Because I'm si- I'm single and I'm, I'm, I'm young and I can do things like that.

• 1:02:59Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why you wake up at liquid 10pm dinner equals liquid

• 1:03:02Peyton Hardin?

  I really don't in the mornings anymore. I'm a night I like, I congest myself for like two hours. Anyway, we're at this dinner, right? And I go to, it was like, it was popping, right? It was a lot of people in there.

• 1:03:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Feng Shui.

• 1:03:15Peyton Hardin?

  Drinks were flowing. I have to go break the seal. I have to go pee.

• 1:03:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 1:03:19Peyton Hardin?

  I go to the urinal, right? I'm, I'm at the urinal. I unholster. I'm taking it all out. I'm unwinding it. I throw it in the urinal. It's gone about three spirals out the urinal.

• 1:03:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm literally like zip.

• 1:03:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, I go, I stand at the urinal and I'm alone. No one's there, so I'm hissing.

• 1:03:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That's so real, bro. Hitting a quick, a two second, oh my God, the spit is.

• 1:03:45Peyton Hardin?

  Right? Eyes are closed. I'm a little bit of sway in my body.

• 1:03:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah, you are.

• 1:03:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm feeling good. Then I hear the door open.

• 1:03:53Peyton Hardin?

  I say, okay, somebody's coming in here. There's like six other urinals available. The guy goes to the urinal right beside me. He goes to the urinal right beside me. And I'm like, first of all, that is weird. I could see in the peripheral, he kept kind of looking at me. And I was like, God, please don't say anything like, just talk to me after. Just talk to me after. I, my whole genitalia is in my hands and I am floating right now. I'm peeing, right? I see him jiggling something as he's peeing and it, don't check your pockets if you're peeing.

• 1:04:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  Your pockets are not to be touched when you're peeing. Focus on the urine.

• 1:04:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Focus on the street.

• 1:04:28Peyton Hardin?

  He's jiggling, getting something out of his pocket. It's his phone.

• 1:04:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:04:33Peyton Hardin?

  He's starting to play TikToks.

• 1:04:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Deep pockets.

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  He's starting to play TikToks as he's peeing in the urinal right beside me. First of all, your dopamine receptors are fried. If you can't even get through a urine.

• 1:04:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Hiss.

• 1:04:44Peyton Hardin?

  Without TikTok.

• 1:04:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God.

• 1:04:46Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no. Then the TikTok stop, but he's still on his phone. And I'm like, okay.

• 1:04:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm, he, I'm, my, I'm like locked in on him. My head's still straight, but I'm peeking at like, what's going on with that phone? I kid you not, I see a flash.

• 1:05:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no way, no way, no way in hell.

• 1:05:09Peyton Hardin?

  A flash photography photo went on right beside me at the urinal, Cameron.

• 1:05:20Peyton Hardin?

  Dog, when I say I, it is impossible to pinch a piss.

• 1:05:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, oh, oh my god.

• 1:05:24Peyton Hardin?

  I pinched that piss and I walked away with so much urine going down my thigh. Cause how fast I ran out of that bathroom. I had to, not cause I didn't know if that picture was of me and it was not impressive at the time. Or of him, and first of all, what kind of freaking you got going on?

• 1:05:39Cameron Kennedy?

  There, I, now I, I firmly believe that's illegal.

• 1:05:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:44Cameron Kennedy?

  That has to be.

• 1:05:45Peyton Hardin?

  Has to be.

• 1:05:46Cameron Kennedy?

  I also believe he tried to take a picture of you, didn't know if flash was on. He tried to sneak. He was on TikTok, oh my god, that is him, he probably looked it up.

• 1:05:54Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:05:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Saw, hits that little action button on the side iPhones now, goes to camera. Turns real quickie, tries to get snappy of you and Jenny. Flashes on, his cover's blown, the fact you didn't whoop his.

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  I don't fight.

• 1:06:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Or confront him.

• 1:06:10Peyton Hardin?

  I don't fight publicly, I don't fight anymore, I can't fight.

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I genuinely, now I, I am, I'm very passive.

• 1:06:15Peyton Hardin?

  Not anymore, you're really not.

• 1:06:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, okay, well, I don't, maybe that's the dad thing, I don't know.

• 1:06:18Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe.

• 1:06:19Cameron Kennedy?

  If, if a fuck, if a flash went off next to me.

• 1:06:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:22Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, you chose this, the urinal next to me.

• 1:06:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You're trying to ego chow me.

• 1:06:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not gonna go good.

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:27Cameron Kennedy?

  A flash from him, was it in your general direction? Like, was it the flash toward you?

• 1:06:33Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know.

• 1:06:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Or could you not tell it was toward you?

• 1:06:35Peyton Hardin?

  No, it just lit up, like, it hit the wall, like, it was like.

• 1:06:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely go, what, what is that, bro? What the hell was that? Like, all of me in hand, not much, all of me in hand.

• 1:06:45Peyton Hardin?

  All of me in fingers.

• 1:06:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, all of me in two fingers and thumb. I go, what the hell is that?

• 1:06:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Cameron Kennedy?

  What, what is that?

• 1:06:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:52Cameron Kennedy?

  And then if he drunkenly cannot explain what the image that he just took is, I have, I have to see your photo library.

• 1:06:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:59Cameron Kennedy?

  If you have a picture of my flaccid penis on your phone at a night, at a nightclub, no.

• 1:07:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, your phone's getting broken.

• 1:07:05Peyton Hardin?

  I mean, I could sue him for everything if he, if that, if he did something with it, but.

• 1:07:08Cameron Kennedy?

  But you don't know his name, you don't know his whereabouts?

• 1:07:10Peyton Hardin?

  But if it got posted, well, I'll just go like, okay, I was in that bathroom at that time, I watched the guy who came in.

• 1:07:16Cameron Kennedy?

  How do you, how do you spin that? How does a man spin that?

• 1:07:19Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:07:20Cameron Kennedy?

  If your flaccid penis gets posted without your consent. And it's, and it's, and it's point five.

• 1:07:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, it's point five, and you see my thumb? You see a little bit of my foobs?

• 1:07:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You see your foobs, little bit of foobs?

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  On my flytrap.

• 1:07:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent beard, earrings, hair combo. That shirt, which is evidence.

• 1:07:37Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god, it's available at the shows.

• 1:07:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And a flaccid paint. How do you spin that? Like, you are a master, but how does one make that a positive, a positive?

• 1:07:47Peyton Hardin?

  I would literally, if it's on Twitter, I literally respond to that tweet saying, "That's all I got."

• 1:07:55Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, that's all I got.

• 1:07:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "So what?"

• 1:08:01Cameron Kennedy?

  "And what's it to ya?" Dude, you're done.

• 1:08:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I'm not, because I'm a victim. That's, I'm a victim if that happens.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Victim or not, that doesn't change. They just saw my salted cashew. Victim or not, that is the most vulnerable.

• 1:08:13Peyton Hardin?

  They'd be like, "Why does the hair grow past the base?"

• 1:08:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, no shot, no shot.

• 1:08:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to shave.

• 1:08:35Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no, I do, but it'll come back.

• 1:08:37Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to shave again. You're not, you're not telling the truth right now.

• 1:08:41Peyton Hardin?

  I'm patchy, I'm patchy, it's like CJ's beard.

• 1:08:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like you had a rough night with a switchblade. Someone handed you a switchblade and you had four seconds to clean yourself up. You said, "Chick, chick, chick."

• 1:08:54Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the back of my knee.

• 1:08:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, okay, now this is gonna sound crazy. In an alternate universe, simply for the lore?

• 1:09:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, me and you?

• 1:09:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No! Blur Out Johnson? There's a small part of me that needs to see the webbing that is at the baseline of all these stories. I said it.

• 1:09:19Peyton Hardin?

  Let's head over to Patreon, guys. Thank you so much for coming to another episode of the Usual.

• 1:09:26Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that is honestly insane to say to me. That is insane. We're gonna give a full-

• 1:09:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's on the internet.

• 1:09:32Peyton Hardin?

  We're gonna give a full recap of the Oklahoma City and Dallas show and all the behind the scenes stuff that happened. I'm so sorry, Malika. Gosh. Alright, Cam, get us out of here.

• 1:09:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Everybody, thank you so much. Come back, episode 169. Two shows down. All the cities to go to next. Make sure you go get your tickets. It's the first link in the description below.

• 1:09:55Peyton Hardin?

  Los Angeles, Vegas, Phoenix, we're coming.

• 1:09:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, LA, Phoenix, Vegas. You are the next three up to bat, like we said earlier, and we're gonna give a full deep dive. OKC has the crown.

• 1:10:07Peyton Hardin?

  OKC so far does have the crown, yes sir.

• 1:10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oklahoma City's the king of the hill. It's gonna be hard to climb up that hill and kick OKC off. But, available, the exclusive tour merch only at the shows, not online. Gotta be there to get it. There's select tickets in select cities still available. First link in the description below. Our Patreon is continuing to grow. Everybody loves it. The family's getting bigger. And actually, fun fact-

• 1:10:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:10:31Cameron Kennedy?

  We had groups of people through the Patreon, they have these group messages and these big family like discords and all that they make on their own, and they traveled to the show together like 10 deep in Dallas.

• 1:10:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it was crazy.

• 1:10:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was sick seeing all the people-

• 1:10:45Peyton Hardin?

  Somebody bought a sign at Komodo saying Quala Royalty forever. It was so sick.

• 1:10:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, it is a whole community over there. Plus, you're getting uploads, I mean, like, almost every day. It's unbelievable.

• 1:10:55Peyton Hardin?

  And I want to say this sneak peek. We have been filming everything for this tour.

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh man.

• 1:11:00Peyton Hardin?

  We've been filming everything behind the scenes for this tour. And at the end of the, at the end of the tour, y'all might get a little documentary on the Patreon.

• 1:11:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm.

• 1:11:08Peyton Hardin?

  And there might be another little surprise that comes with that. So be sure you're a part of the Quala Club. We've been filming, filming, filming a lot. So we'll see how that turns out.

• 1:11:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Lot of stuff. This week's secret code, Confused Casuals, get your good karma.

• 1:11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead.

• 1:11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  L A N. Kind of sucks because we call him LA. I was going for Los Angeles next.

• 1:11:30Peyton Hardin?

  Los Angeles next. Guys, we love you so much. Go get your tour tickets right now. That's probably the worst secret code he's ever given, but that was so bad. So bad. All right. Love you guys so much. Remember, one out of ten wild bears don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you on the road.

• 1:11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a decent code. That's a decent code. It sucks that you call yourself LA. It's two letters already.

• 1:11:51Peyton Hardin?

  We love you.

• 1:11:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Love you.

• 1:11:53Peyton Hardin?

  Goodbye.

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