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0:00 Speaker 00 Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:20 H. Foley? Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's that little show we sit down to your favorite comedians and we find that that's a good to be classy.
0:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
0:30 H. Foley? Just a big old piece of trash.
0:32 Speaker 02 Trash, trash, trash, trash.
0:33 H. Foley? I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here, we're toadies in a new edition. But I'm gonna tell you folks that, why is that, my good pal Kevin?
0:40 Speaker 02 Cause of the motherfucking homies.
0:41 H. Foley? Cause they're the motherfucking homies. Right here on the old Patreon for a little buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh bonus episode.
0:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
0:52 H. Foley? Yes, sir. The boys and the homies were hanging out. My co-host, my forementioned co-host, stand-up gentleman, good guy, good kid, ride or die bitch. Let me tell you that right now. Shotgun man.
1:06 Speaker 02 Bottom bitch. She always come up with my bread.
1:11 H. Foley? This guy was sticking eight ball up his ass for just about anybody. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
1:16 Speaker 02 We ain't talking to drugs, I'm talking bull balls.
1:18 H. Foley? Whoa. Party tricked.
1:21 Speaker 02 Shout out, everybody, welcome, welcome. What am I doing? I'm all flustered here. Uh, shout out to the motherfucking homies, baby, the lifeblood of the organization, the goddamn boots on the ground.
1:29 H. Foley? Shut up, dude!
1:29 Speaker 02 Fucking undercover brothers, the sleeper cells that we friggin' love you, the ladies, man.
1:34 H. Foley? Love you, gang, so much, and we also love our good pal, producer. Lucas Patukas. Hello, everyone. Corner office, for the, for the, for the homies out there, it's a Friday. Just happy to be here. Just happy to be here, getting out of here, we got you a nice lunch. Got a nice lunch. Got a nice weekend planned. Big weekend. Yeah, you love it.
1:52 Speaker 02 Isn't it Thursday?
1:53 H. Foley? Well, it's Friday to us, man.
1:54 Speaker 02 Haha, later.
1:58 Speaker 02 Working on the weekends like usual.
2:00 H. Foley? Working on a Wednesday like usual.
2:04 H. Foley? Now, this is a mystery episode, ladies and gentlemen.
2:07 Speaker 02 You're not gonna like it.
2:09 H. Foley? You know?
2:11 Speaker 02 Just can you have fun?
2:13 H. Foley? Been a very busy, busy, uh, couple of weeks. Very close to going out on the road, can't wait for that.
2:18 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
2:18 H. Foley? Um, I'm obviously in pre-production for my film that I'm doing.
2:22 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
2:22 H. Foley? Um, that explains the mustache.
2:24 Speaker 02 No one's asked about it, it's completely just a beard now.
2:27 H. Foley? Trimming up the, uh, the physique a little bit, you know, working, you know, working on my lines, working on the script, thinking of the direction of my character, how I'm gonna play it and all that kinda stuff, you know? Yeah.
2:35 Speaker 02 It's great.
2:36 H. Foley? But, what's going on with you?
2:38 Speaker 02 Uh, nothing. This was, uh... It's kind of funny.
2:44 H. Foley? What is?
2:44 Speaker 02 How...
2:46 H. Foley? A bunch of a jerk-off I am?
2:47 Speaker 02 A hundred percent. A hundred and ten percent.
2:51 H. Foley? Mm-hmm. And I appreciate you guys loving me. I can't thank you enough.
2:55 Speaker 02 No, it's okay, it's great.
2:56 H. Foley? I was talking to the homies. Not you stabbing at my eyeballs. Dragging me down!
3:01 Speaker 02 What are you doing? I'm trying to get you into like, clinical help? I'm trying to get you into fucking programs?
3:07 H. Foley? I am! Still waiting on them to get back to me.
3:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, you gotta give these doctors some time.
3:11 H. Foley? What the fuck's that? What if I was fucking getting ready to fuckin' waste myself?
3:17 Speaker 02 Fingers crossed.
3:18 H. Foley? I just mean to have a couple of beers, everybody relax.
3:21 Speaker 02 Um...
3:22 H. Foley? I did send her a very thought-out message.
3:26 Speaker 02 What's up, bitch? You! You, girl!
3:31 Speaker 02 Them titties certified.
3:37 Speaker 02 I got a doctorate in bee holes, call me back! You'll leave them voicemails.
3:43 H. Foley? What's your fucking problem?
3:45 Speaker 02 Uh...
3:46 H. Foley? Yes!
3:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, we're trying to get the big man... Big man's doing great, Bug Man's back, Big Man's great. You know, we're just, uh... Baby steps, a little guidance from old Ciparino, new guy Luke, you know? Keep you on a short leash.
3:59 H. Foley? Yeah.
4:00 Speaker 02 Um, you know, it's back to school season. You're a big
4:03 H. Foley? Yeah.
4:04 Speaker 02 You're a big season guy, you know, um.
4:06 H. Foley? Must be the season of the kippy.
4:09 Speaker 02 Uh, it's very much, you know, you're, you're, you're, you know, it's, it's a new us. We're going back out on tour. You're, you know, you're, you're, you're, you're circling the wagons. We're tightening it up. We're doing this. We're doing that.
4:22 H. Foley? I could feel the crisp breeze of a Sunday on my face as the golden sun is setting behind the neighborhood in Blue Bell, Pennsylvania. I can smell the meatloaf cooking in my mom's. I can smell the grass on my knees from playing, uh, football with the foot.
4:41 Speaker 02 Playing pocket pool with the neighborhood.
4:42 H. Foley? Playing football with the guys coming back with my brother. You know what I mean? High school, maybe a sophomore, hanging out with my brother and his friends discovering new music. Did I ever say about the time that?
4:57 Speaker 02 Sorry, my sleep apnea kicked in. Kind of crazy. I'm drinking a lot of coffee and you were still able to put me to sleep. That's crazy.
5:05 H. Foley? We did a pickup game of lacrosse right before the season started and I was a freshman and this, uh, senior at the time, Eric McCourney, great guy defenseman, uh, who was friends with my brother, who was a sophomore at the time, or no, he was a junior at the time.
5:19 Speaker 02 Doesn't matter.
5:20 H. Foley? Picked us up and drove us home and it was like, it was like a beautiful Sunday, exactly what we're talking about. And he played Superman by R E M for the first time. And in the back of my head, I was like, everything's gonna be all right. It's gonna be fun.
5:31 Speaker 02 Boy, was that wrong?
5:33 H. Foley? Bits and pieces. Yeah. Half of it was a dream. Half of it was a nightmare, but.
5:37 Speaker 02 Oh my God.
5:38 H. Foley? You know?
5:39 Speaker 02 Sure. Yeah, I know. Yeah, totally.
5:41 H. Foley? So what about the seasons?
5:43 Speaker 02 Uh, you know, seasons change, haircuts change, fucking, you know, wardrobe changes.
5:51 H. Foley? Yeah.
5:51 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
5:52 H. Foley? Bug man never changes.
5:53 Speaker 02 Bug man doesn't change. We're trying to get Bug man to change. Bug man resistant to change.
5:58 H. Foley? I've never really changed my style, have I?
6:00 Speaker 02 Nope. And that's what we're doing today. We went out and got you gear. You're a pretty little woman. Let's go. Ryan, hit it.
6:09 H. Foley? No.
6:10 Speaker 02 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, little pretty woman, little pretty woman.
6:15 H. Foley? I gotta try on clothes?
6:16 Speaker 02 We're getting you ready for the ball, little lady.
6:18 H. Foley? Come on.
6:19 Speaker 02 What?
6:20 H. Foley? I gotta like take my shoes and stuff off? I didn't have any underwear on either.
6:25 Speaker 02 That's their problem.
6:26 H. Foley? I don't, I'm not wearing socks or underwear.
6:27 Speaker 02 You're not wearing underwear?
6:29 H. Foley? Uh-uh.
6:29 Speaker 02 What are you doing?
6:31 H. Foley? I'm a freak.
6:31 Speaker 02 Alright, well, I guess we own these pants now.
6:34 H. Foley? What do you got?
6:35 Speaker 02 I got you some stuff.
6:36 H. Foley? Okay.
6:37 Speaker 02 It's so funny, I mean, we've planned this completely under your nose, like, not even really trying to hide it. Talking about it in plain sight in front of you, and you had no idea.
6:47 H. Foley? Man, it's Friday, it's gonna be, I'm just gonna fucking phone it in for a couple of minutes and get out, I gotta get up and change?
6:54 Speaker 02 Gear for the weekend.
6:55 H. Foley? Gear for the weekend?
6:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're saying, "Let's hang out, let's hang out."
6:59 H. Foley? I'm not gonna do any of that shit.
7:01 Speaker 02 Alright, right, get in here, what do you mean?
7:05 H. Foley? I'm home alone, I'm gonna shut the-
7:07 Speaker 02 Not anymore, baby, we're out.
7:08 H. Foley? I'm gonna shut the phone off and disappear for a while.
7:11 Speaker 02 No, no, no, that's what old Bug Man does, new Bug Man back, fresh gear. I don't know what he got ya, I was getting some pictures.
7:18 H. Foley? Wait, you let this moron pick you out?
7:20 Speaker 02 That's, that's how you produce a comedy show.
7:22 H. Foley? I'm like the fattest seven-year-old.
7:24 Speaker 02 I don't know, this could all be prosciutto in here, I don't know.
7:26 H. Foley? You don't know what size I am?
7:29 Speaker 02 Yes, we do, if you go to a local DXL, you give them your phone number, all of your stuff is saved in there.
7:35 H. Foley? Fucking rats.
7:37 Speaker 02 Apparently.
7:38 H. Foley? Isn't there a HIPAA law against that? HIPAA law? They can't say that.
7:43 Speaker 02 Apparently, you're a fucking, uh-
7:45 H. Foley? That's like when you tell a doctor-
7:46 Speaker 02 Twelve-inch submarine sandwich kinda guy.
7:48 H. Foley? That's when you tell a doctor that you've done drugs, they can't say nothing to anybody. They try to put it in your fucking chart, and I say, "Ew, that's between us." Like, "Well, you could have a heart attack with the medication," like, "I'll take the heart attack, don't fucking rat me out."
8:00 Speaker 02 Sure.
8:01 H. Foley? You know what I'm saying?
8:03 H. Foley? What do you got? The very sweeties.
8:06 Speaker 02 What?
8:06 H. Foley? Very sweeties.
8:07 Speaker 02 I, listen, you need, you got an active something stain on your pants. That was unplanned, we already had this planned, before I saw, like-
8:17 H. Foley? I don't need new jeans, these are great.
8:20 H. Foley? Alright, let's go.
8:20 Speaker 02 Might need more than one pair of jeans in life.
8:23 H. Foley? Alright.
8:23 Speaker 02 Maybe. You know what I mean?
8:25 H. Foley? Mm-hmm.
8:25 Speaker 02 Are you familiar with salvage?
8:30 H. Foley? Wrapped up like a mummy.
8:32 Speaker 02 Give me-
8:34 H. Foley? I just ate, you got me trying on clothes? I, when I go into DXL, I go in with a light pair of shorts and flip-flops so I can get out easy.
8:42 Speaker 02 Alright, well, not everything's fucking-
8:44 H. Foley? I'm gonna have to put my pants on like six times. Did you get pants?
8:49 H. Foley? Son of a bitch. Alright, let's do it.
8:51 Speaker 02 They look real stiff.
8:53 H. Foley? Fuck.
8:55 Speaker 02 They look real itchy.
8:56 H. Foley? And I'm sure you bought me small sizes just so you can all have a laugh at me.
9:00 Speaker 02 No, no, no. We want what's best for you.
9:03 H. Foley? You don't.
9:05 Speaker 02 I think in your head you think we don't.
9:07 H. Foley? What are you, a loser?
9:09 Speaker 02 A fucking pea brain like you would.
9:12 H. Foley? Alright, let's see what you got.
9:14 Speaker 02 Wow, these clothes are heavy.
9:15 H. Foley? Heavy, dog.
9:16 Speaker 02 It's crazy.
9:17 H. Foley? Heavy.
9:18 Speaker 02 There should be like 400 pairs of shoes in here at that weight. There's three t-shirts.
9:24 H. Foley? And some construction materials.
9:26 Speaker 02 This is nice. $69.50?
9:29 H. Foley? Dollars? Or size?
9:32 H. Foley? 69X?
9:35 Speaker 02 True Nation. You know True Nation?
9:37 H. Foley? Do I? I'm living in it, dog. That's where my jean jackets are all True Nation.
9:42 Speaker 03 The bags do look like contractor bags.
9:44 H. Foley? Whoa, that's pretty sharp.
9:46 Speaker 02 That is high-quality shit we're talking there.
9:49 H. Foley? Very nice.
9:50 Speaker 02 That's enough. You gotta see it on.
9:52 H. Foley? 5XL.
9:54 Speaker 02 That's in the wheelhouse?
9:55 H. Foley? It's in the wheelhouse.
9:57 Speaker 02 You can change over also. Yeah, you can. You don't have to change on camera. Stick a step off.
10:04 H. Foley? Who you're paying for.
10:06 Speaker 02 Blur them out. That's a lot of pixels. What's the blur trap? What's the blur budget on this? Not bad. I would go open. Oh, whoa. That new style. Big man back. Don't want like a white tee under that?
10:20 Speaker 03 That's nice.
10:21 Speaker 02 That's, dude, from the back, you look like a fucking snack.
10:24 Speaker 03 That looks good.
10:25 Speaker 02 You look like a linebacker, Kyle. You look good. You look like a football player that you claim to be.
10:33 Speaker 02 That dude, that's, that's, you look good. I can maybe? I think, yeah. Maybe a little short it in and we'll take it to the tailor and get it to zip it up in the front a little bit? But that's vibing. That's better than anything you got.
10:46 H. Foley? Okay.
10:47 Speaker 02 That's some good gear. We got you some staples, some fall classics.
10:51 H. Foley? I think I'm in like lunch meat, cheese, bread, milk.
10:55 Speaker 02 Just have stuff in, in case someone comes over, in case it rains.
11:00 Speaker 02 Polo.
11:01 H. Foley? Whoa.
11:01 Speaker 02 I'm gonna spruce you up a little bit.
11:04 H. Foley? Off-brand polo?
11:07 Speaker 02 Can we see you in a polo? Yeah, see you in a polo. At least one. You don't have to try everything on, but one of, one of everything. I'm big on a polo, as Ry Guy did.
11:13 H. Foley? What, do I work in a fucking car rental place? I'm not gonna wear these. I don't wear, that's not my style.
11:19 Speaker 02 You don't have a style.
11:20 H. Foley? I do. I definitely don't wear fucking off-brand stuff. Polo, Gucci, Saint Laurent.
11:26 Speaker 02 This could be, this could be big for you. You'd be hanging out with Luke and his cool guy friends.
11:31 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:31 Speaker 02 Luke's dad? You think Luke's dad wants to hang out with a guy in a fucking snow camo shirt, or whatever it is that you wear, that looks 500 years old? That looks nice!
11:41 Speaker 03 That looks good.
11:42 Speaker 02 What are we doing here? You're killing it.
11:49 Speaker 03 That looks great.
11:49 Speaker 02 What? You're a new guy. A fresh coat of paint, looky.
11:59 Speaker 02 I'm shocked. I'll do the button, stay a little bit, will you?
12:04 H. Foley? What, what's, what's that? Am I, is my parents gonna come in here or something like that? I just see you being too nice. There's not an interve, I swear to God, if I go in there, I'm gonna send that door.
12:14 Speaker 02 Fucking crazy.
12:15 H. Foley? I'll fucking lose it. I'll kill myself, right in front of all of you.
12:19 Speaker 02 First of all, bad news, your dad's not coming.
12:21 H. Foley? What?
12:22 Speaker 02 Your dad's not coming. What?
12:24 H. Foley? Son of a bitch.
12:25 Speaker 02 He never loves me. You look great.
12:28 Speaker 03 I look really good.
12:29 Speaker 02 Come on, round of, let, let the, let the runway model see it. He hates this, and I'm loving every minute of it. Alright, well, you can take a break from trying stuff on, for a second.
12:39 H. Foley? It's, it's nice.
12:41 Speaker 02 Got you a stable, full of fucking fresh tees.
12:45 H. Foley? Nice.
12:46 Speaker 02 You can burn through those.
12:47 H. Foley? What's with the pockets?
12:49 Speaker 02 The pockets look nice on you. It adds some dimension to you, just saying.
12:52 H. Foley? Yeah?
12:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's a little fucking, takes the, cuts the eye off a little bit.
12:57 H. Foley? Where's my shirt? Thank you, Diesel.
12:58 Speaker 02 All, all, all in your colors, I feel, a little bit?
13:01 H. Foley? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:03 Speaker 02 You look great in the collared shirt.
13:05 H. Foley? Do I?
13:05 Speaker 02 I know, yeah.
13:08 H. Foley? I look like I work here or something.
13:09 Speaker 02 You do work, hey, news flash.
13:10 H. Foley? No, but I mean, like, uh, like, uh, you know.
13:14 H. Foley? I look like, you know, like I work like a car rental
13:16 Speaker 02 No, you look like an adult who owned, who at one point had $29.99 to buy a 5XL shirt with a collar. That's what you look like. You look great.
13:25 H. Foley? Well, I thought I looked good today when I came in.
13:27 Speaker 02 No. That
13:28 H. Foley? What?
13:29 Speaker 02 That's bad.
13:31 H. Foley? Why is this bad?
13:32 Speaker 02 Why? How's it good?
13:34 H. Foley? Cause it fits me nice. I look cool.
13:35 Speaker 02 That fits you nice and you look cool.
13:37 H. Foley? When I put my sunglasses on and my chains coming out, I look like, you know, what's this guy doing?
13:40 Speaker 02 No one thinks that.
13:41 H. Foley? No one thinks that?
13:43 Speaker 02 No, what's this guy? That's, that's your whole, that's your whole wardrobe. You want people to go, what's this guy doing? Hey, what's this guy all about?
13:52 H. Foley? Okay.
13:54 Speaker 03 Ryan, did you get any underwear?
13:55 H. Foley? What's in there?
13:56 Speaker 03 There's one more in there.
13:58 H. Foley? Oh, yeah?
13:58 Speaker 02 Well, you took a couple of swings, it looks like. Man, you are a fucking Guido. Look at this thing.
14:08 Speaker 02 Who is he? Vinnie Ponzerini? What the fuck? That's crazy.
14:13 Speaker 03 Oh, my God.
14:14 Speaker 02 I kinda like it though, if I'm being honest.
14:17 Speaker 03 That's really complicated.
14:20 Speaker 02 That's Robert Graham. Teddy Graham's brother. It's an offshoot.
14:26 Speaker 02 That's alright, though. Like a wedding or something, like a nice dinner? Good jeans? Showed a watch off the chain? That's flashy.
14:35 Speaker 03 Oh, man.
14:36 Speaker 02 That's a little too
14:37 H. Foley? I can't wear this.
14:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
14:39 Speaker 02 Obviously not like onstage or nothing.
14:42 Speaker 03 You look like you're doing a Vegas show.
14:49 Speaker 03 Henry Houdini.
14:51 Speaker 02 When'd you start opening for Sebastian?
14:57 Speaker 02 Well, listen. What are you, what's your You look like a fat kid going to church, not happy.
15:06 Speaker 02 Watch me make this hoagie train.
15:12 H. Foley? Why should we make this guy's penis
15:15 Speaker 02 Now you see it, now you
15:18 H. Foley? Isn't it crazy? I'm still talking and you can't see it.
15:21 Speaker 02 It's in my ass.
15:28 Speaker 02 Listen, hold on, but like You're going out to a nice dinner or something with a jacket? Something nice? I'm trying to make it work.
15:35 H. Foley? This is too like Yeah, it's too Guido-y.
15:39 Speaker 02 That is a big swing. How much is that? What's the price tag say on that?
15:43 H. Foley? Hundred and fifty-five dollars.
15:44 Speaker 02 Are you fucking kidding? What was his total haul?
15:48 H. Foley? I, adding this up?
15:49 Speaker 02 Let's see how good you are.
15:51 H. Foley? Probably about six, seven hundred dollars.
15:56 Speaker 02 What was it? Whoa, you're good.
15:59 H. Foley? Shop there.
16:00 Speaker 02 I'm a magician.
16:03 H. Foley? Is this your shirt?
16:06 H. Foley? Yeah, I mean, this looks like I'm getting a haircut.
16:15 H. Foley? Yeah, she's doing pretty good.
16:17 Speaker 02 It's just a little off the top.
16:21 Speaker 02 I respect this wing, though.
16:23 H. Foley? Yeah.
16:23 Speaker 02 I respect this wing. He tried.
16:25 H. Foley? Man, you are a ginzo.
16:27 Speaker 02 Oh, that's so funny.
16:29 H. Foley? Were you eating a cutlet when you picked this out?
16:30 Speaker 02 That's like That's something my dad would do.
16:33 H. Foley? I want something I can get sauce on like four or five days in a row. Alright, give me something. I'm naked over here. My tits out.
16:39 Speaker 02 Nobody told you to take your
16:40 H. Foley? Well, I don't know. You want to give it to them? Goddamn showman. I know they've been all itching to see this.
16:45 Speaker 02 I told you.
16:45 H. Foley? How gross it really is.
16:47 Speaker 02 I'm a magician off the strip. I know something about show business. Alright, uh, this is not. You're gonna need to put a tee on for this, though.
16:56 H. Foley? Why?
16:57 Speaker 02 That's
16:58 H. Foley? A Timmy Dito.
16:59 Speaker 02 No, no, no, that's a showstopper. Dude, it's a black zip-up. No, that's I wonder why your traps are so big. That shit is heavy. It's like you're doing deadlifts all day.
17:12 H. Foley? What are my traps? Are they big?
17:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, I mean, because you're carrying around fucking eighteen pounds of sheet metal on you. That's like wearing chain mail. This looks great.
17:23 H. Foley? But Timmy D wears the polo.
17:25 Speaker 02 No, but he doesn't do the full zip.
17:27 H. Foley? Doesn't matter.
17:28 Speaker 02 It does. First of all, more than
17:31 H. Foley? I'm gonna step on Timmy D. Oh.
17:32 Speaker 02 You're not stepping on that.
17:33 H. Foley? Turn my lights on.
17:34 Speaker 02 That's great.
17:35 H. Foley? Yeah? Sup, girls?
17:39 H. Foley? Nice.
17:39 Speaker 02 That's really good.
17:40 Speaker 03 That one's nice.
17:41 H. Foley? I know this wasn't fucking.
17:45 H. Foley? I don't know, check the. Put in there and shop like a fucking Westchester housewife.
17:51 Speaker 02 How much was it? Nah, what's the rest of this, 18 cents?
17:56 Speaker 02 168, it's alright, Polo Ralph Laureni knows what he's doing. There you go. I, I bet you 669 dollars, we never see any of this on him ever again. It's gonna go in a bag and sit in that fucking closet.
18:09 Speaker 03 It looks good.
18:11 Speaker 02 Pair of trousers for ya.
18:15 Speaker 02 Levi's. They're athletic. No, uh-uh, what?
18:20 H. Foley? I don't like the ankles.
18:23 Speaker 02 What's wrong with them?
18:24 H. Foley? They're too big.
18:26 Speaker 02 Can we see them for comedy purposes?
18:31 Speaker 02 Come on, Bug Man.
18:32 H. Foley? They're 52's, they're not gonna fit.
18:34 Speaker 02 What size are you?
18:35 H. Foley? Not 52.
18:37 Speaker 02 108.
18:38 H. Foley? Come on.
18:39 Speaker 02 What? All the bullshit you've given me over the past fucking 3 months for comedy, we can't get a fat guy in a new pair of jeans?
18:46 Speaker 03 The Robert Graham shirts are so funny. There's like, they're like, they do like Superman styles, like it's all like.
18:52 Speaker 02 Robert Graham shirts?
18:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, like that, for that magician shirt.
18:55 Speaker 02 Oh. Are they that thin?
19:01 Speaker 02 What are we talking about?
19:04 Speaker 02 You look great.
19:07 Speaker 02 What's wrong with the ankles?
19:10 H. Foley? I like a tape.
19:11 Speaker 02 I got a, I got a couple complaints about them toenails.
19:15 Speaker 02 But those 5X things too, yikes. You look, that looks good. How do they feel? They look a little tight.
19:23 H. Foley? No, they're great.
19:23 Speaker 02 Oh yeah?
19:24 H. Foley? They feel good and they're thin.
19:27 Speaker 03 The ankles look normal.
19:28 Speaker 02 I mean.
19:29 H. Foley? I can't wear this.
19:30 Speaker 02 Why not?
19:31 H. Foley? I look like Jay Leno.
19:33 Speaker 02 He's got a career, now that guy's got some good material.
19:35 H. Foley? I got material. Keep stealing and doing my bits in front of other people.
19:40 Speaker 02 When?
19:41 H. Foley? I don't know.
19:42 Speaker 02 I don't know, I'm lightheaded.
19:45 H. Foley? What's next?
19:47 Speaker 02 I got one more shirt for ya.
19:48 H. Foley? Okay.
19:49 Speaker 02 Button up.
19:50 H. Foley? Uh huh. Ah.
19:53 Speaker 02 They said you were, he said he talked to the, what did they, what did they say, get on the mic and like, give us, give us a little bit of.
19:58 H. Foley? Brought me a short sleeve button up?
20:00 Speaker 02 You thought, what do you think the Hawaiian is?
20:02 H. Foley? I know, but.
20:04 H. Foley? Thought it was, trying to hook me up now, but cool.
20:06 Speaker 02 This is cooler than anything you got. I'm gonna catch a rash in this shit. At the end it is.
20:13 H. Foley? Oh, why? Very nice of you. Hope you guys can hear me out there. And I hope you're not eating.
20:17 Speaker 02 If you are, save me some.
20:21 H. Foley? Very nice.
20:24 Speaker 02 Have you ever been one of those guys that puts it on, uses, that is you?
20:27 Speaker 03 Yeah.
20:27 Speaker 02 Keep it buttoned? That slipped right on like a glove.
20:31 Speaker 03 Oh my god. That looks good. Looks like Luke Combs.
20:35 H. Foley? Yeah?
20:35 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's that vibe.
20:37 Speaker 02 Yeah. A little big, but. Gets the job done, sitting down at the table, you look nice. Hey shirt.
20:48 Speaker 02 How's it feel?
20:49 H. Foley? Great.
20:52 Speaker 02 I can tell when he's lying with a great.
20:54 H. Foley? That's good.
20:56 Speaker 03 What's that?
20:56 H. Foley? Uh.
21:00 H. Foley? I can eat.
21:03 Speaker 02 Now, did we spray any of these with like, uh, ether or anything to prevent stains? Put that shoe stuff on them?
21:10 H. Foley? Very sweet, man. Yeah, awesome. Yeah. We can keep the guido one as a joke. Or something. I don't want it.
21:19 H. Foley? Keep away from the table.
21:21 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
21:21 H. Foley? Now, I'm only gonna be in these for a couple of months, cause I'm going down. So I'll have to do this again in a couple of, couple of months.
21:28 Speaker 02 That's okay.
21:29 H. Foley? Not DXL.
21:30 Speaker 02 What are you thinking? What's bigger than that?
21:35 H. Foley? DXXL.
21:38 H. Foley? Athletic taper, good job.
21:41 Speaker 02 For the former athlete.
21:43 H. Foley? For the former athlete in all of us. In the Waffle House. Awesome, love it, fucking awesome.
21:50 Speaker 02 I'm, I'm.
21:51 H. Foley? Can't thank you enough. Look, throw this shit out for me. It's, it's all the stuff that I get, I mean, yeah.
21:58 Speaker 02 A little upset about the non-name brand, which hey.
22:01 H. Foley? No, I'm joking, these are, these are my brand, these are the t-shirts that I wear, other than True Classic, how you doing? Um, I just, I never really fuck with, uh, polos, cuz I look like I work somewhere.
22:14 H. Foley? You know what I mean?
22:14 Speaker 02 I mean, sure, I get the, but not everybody that wears a polo
22:20 Speaker 02 looks like fucking Jake from State Farm, you know what I mean?
22:23 H. Foley? He looks like he works there.
22:25 Speaker 02 That's the bit, it's also a red polo. I mean, a light blue polo, yeah, or like the, the, the royal blue polo, you look like you work at Best Buy. Yeah. There's no other connection to a black polo, though.
22:35 H. Foley? Okay. I, home run of a job, great job, love yous guys.
22:39 Speaker 02 What did, uh, what were the vibes in the DXL when you got there?
22:43 H. Foley? Who, who, who took care of you, was it Angel?
22:45 Speaker 04 It was not Angel, I asked for Angel, he's off today.
22:47 H. Foley? Okay. Skinny black guy?
22:49 Speaker 04 No, Elizabeth, older woman.
22:51 H. Foley? Oh yeah, she's nice.
22:52 Speaker 04 Showed her a picture you shouldn't remember.
22:55 H. Foley? Really?
22:55 Speaker 04 Really.
22:56 H. Foley? Huh. Bitch. She remember that commission, did she give something to St. Jude's?
23:02 Speaker 04 No.
23:02 H. Foley? What? That's bad luck, man. You're gonna get me fucking jacked up, I already got the ladybug hanging over me, from a couple of weeks ago.
23:10 Speaker 02 Sure. Did you let go of that? What, what, what was, were you in and out of there pretty quick?
23:17 Speaker 04 No, they're, they were slow, they were walkie-talkie to each other from across the room.
23:21 H. Foley? It's probably lunchtime. They're not fat in there.
23:24 Speaker 04 DXL, it's always lunchtime.
23:26 Speaker 02 I mean, that's probably a pretty good gig for someone who's like a little heavier, cuz then you're not, you know, you're the fattest guy in the room.
23:32 H. Foley? I could work there.
23:34 Speaker 02 What do you, you have a job.
23:35 H. Foley? I know, I'm just saying, I could.
23:37 Speaker 02 Sure, you can work anywhere.
23:38 H. Foley? I can get a job there on the weekends, keep myself busy.
23:41 Speaker 02 I don't hate that, and probably see what the employee discount is over there at DXL.
23:45 H. Foley? That's true.
23:45 Speaker 02 I save couple, couple hundred bucks a year doing that, that's, that's not bad perks.
23:49 H. Foley? I mean, who's not gonna listen to me?
23:52 Speaker 02 You gotta dress, you gotta dress fresh though, not them fucking rags you been walking around in.
23:56 H. Foley? I'd wear the clothes from there. Plus there's a pizza place across the street that'll fucking blow you.
24:01 Speaker 02 Keep them in business. How you doing?
24:04 Speaker 03 Get a 30% discount.
24:06 Speaker 02 What?
24:07 H. Foley? Really? What's the hourly, hourly rate? And do they offer health insurance in a 401K?
24:12 Speaker 02 You have health insurance.
24:14 H. Foley? They don't know that.
24:15 Speaker 03 Double dip. Pick a card, any card. Fifty, uh, about 15 per hour. And then if you get to management, you could do 18 to 28 per hour.
24:26 H. Foley? Management.
24:27 Speaker 02 See, that's pretty fucked up. To only pay manager $3 more an hour and deal with all that shit. Cause if I find out you're only making $3 more to me, I ain't fucking listening to you. I'll tell you that fucking much.
24:39 H. Foley? Buy you a cell.
24:40 Speaker 02 Fucking say, $3, S my D. You ain't better than me. That was always tough for the fucking guy who got bumped up, the guy or girl who got bumped up. To happen at the fucking grocery store all the time. They bump someone up a couple, you know, they were a cashier. And then bump.
24:57 H. Foley? Nobody respects you.
24:58 Speaker 02 No, unless they're new people. That which, cause then you come in as the manager. It's like you were just fucking Jenny.
25:04 H. Foley? Smoking weed with me 10 minutes ago.
25:07 Speaker 02 That's my deal a little bit.
25:08 H. Foley? Yeah. Yeah, it's always tough. You see that stuff, you're like, yeah, you gotta, it's got.
25:13 Speaker 02 What the fuck? Oh dude, that was. You just freaked out. You put your, you put your little tootsie on the, uh, the sticker over it.
25:21 H. Foley? I gotta get better at trimming my nails. Look at those things.
25:24 Speaker 02 It's crazy.
25:25 H. Foley? Would you touch my foot? After all, I just did all that. I got my shirt off and shit.
25:29 Speaker 02 I just did all that for you.
25:30 H. Foley? Show my asshole.
25:31 Speaker 03 No one made, first of all. Show the, show the new guy.
25:35 H. Foley? Hello.
25:36 Speaker 02 That's a fucking lawsuit coming in.
25:40 H. Foley? What?
25:41 Speaker 02 I'm surprised you've, you've played along very, it's kinda funny.
25:43 H. Foley? It was very nice. I appreciate it.
25:45 Speaker 02 We planned this under your nose.
25:45 H. Foley? I needed some new gear too.
25:46 Speaker 02 What?
25:47 H. Foley? Under my nose? What are you talking about? Like I didn't know about it?
25:50 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:50 H. Foley? I knew about it. I was at DXO with him. I picked all this stuff out. I was working there. My first.
25:56 Speaker 02 How do you think I got the discount? It's what it cost him a thousand dollars easy.
26:00 H. Foley? Yeah.
26:01 Speaker 02 No, I'm glad, uh, I, he hit the nail on the head. Some of the stuff a little, you know.
26:05 H. Foley? No, it's all, all, I mean, all perfect, except for one shirt.
26:09 Speaker 02 I told him to get a couple of shacket. You're a big shacket guy.
26:11 H. Foley? Huge shacket. Shacket season.
26:13 Speaker 02 That's what I said.
26:15 H. Foley? This is a shacket.
26:16 Speaker 02 Yeah. Nah. But not.
26:17 H. Foley? The only problem is, here's the thing.
26:19 Speaker 02 What's the thing bud?
26:20 H. Foley? Except for the t-shirts, if you wash any of this, it's over.
26:25 Speaker 02 Take it and get dry cleaned.
26:27 H. Foley? Yeah.
26:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:27 H. Foley? I, I should start dry cleaning more.
26:29 Speaker 02 Definitely.
26:30 H. Foley? Working there.
26:31 Speaker 02 That shirt is a little big now that you're sitting in it.
26:34 H. Foley? Drowning in it.
26:34 Speaker 02 I know.
26:35 H. Foley? But it feels comfortable. And I don't give a fuck.
26:39 H. Foley? As long as it look good, trying to represent the business well, in meetings and stuff like that. You know, we're meeting some pretty powerful people these days. I don't want to embarrass you.
26:49 Speaker 02 Who the powerful people we're meeting?
26:51 H. Foley? Thing we had today?
26:52 Speaker 02 I, talk about, can we, can we talk about that for a second? I screwed the fucking pooch on that.
26:57 H. Foley? Yeah, I thought you were screwing me out of the deal.
26:59 Speaker 02 I had a feeling that.
27:01 H. Foley? Kay, he's trying to screw me out of some Cheez-It money.
27:03 Speaker 02 I had a feeling.
27:04 H. Foley? Got the Pepperidge Farm people on the phone.
27:06 Speaker 02 So, we, uh, I had a call with a potential sponsor, but I thought it was for.
27:11 H. Foley? Potential paid partnership.
27:13 Speaker 02 Yes. Uh, which I thought was for, uh, I thought was.
27:17 H. Foley? We ain't talking about mid-rolls. We're talking about company men.
27:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, good. You can wear your shirt. It looks like you work here now.
27:24 H. Foley? It's the Saudis.
27:28 Speaker 02 Uh, I thought the call was at noon.
27:30 H. Foley? Hey, what are we fucking boring you? Little prick.
27:35 Speaker 02 Draft, cut the loop, hit him.
27:36 H. Foley? You cut the loop.
27:37 Speaker 02 Where the fuck are you?
27:38 H. Foley? Yeah, what the fuck? He's probably in the jitney out to the Hamptons, getting one more weekend in. It's the goddamn fall. You're weeks away. It's over.
27:48 Speaker 02 Pack it up. Um.
27:51 H. Foley? What?
27:52 Speaker 02 Real rap.
27:53 H. Foley? Just you and me anyway.
27:56 Speaker 02 What is your excuse not to take this stuff home today? Cause I get it, leaving here with stuff. Don't lie. Oh, it's great. I love it. You give me the real feel. I know leaving here with bags of stuff sucks.
28:09 H. Foley? Well, I put-
28:10 Speaker 02 What is your, what's spinning right now with? I gotta deal with this.
28:13 H. Foley? I put the jeans on. So they're coming home.
28:17 Speaker 02 What's happening with the other pair of jeans? They got something. I thought it was dog vomit. There's something on them jeans.
28:22 H. Foley? I don't have a dog.
28:23 Speaker 02 I know.
28:24 H. Foley? Uh, it could be semen.
28:27 Speaker 02 It was a little red. Dancing with the devil?
28:31 H. Foley? Where the fuck'd you go?
28:32 Speaker 02 I had to pee really bad. I'm sorry. I'm professional.
28:35 H. Foley? Very. Travis got you. Caught you sleeping at work. Huh?
28:41 H. Foley? I'm back.
28:42 Speaker 02 Uh, what's the, you're gonna take a couple of tea? So here's. I don't think laundry at the house is fully done at the moment. So part of me might think. You can take, I'll take one or two tea. You're like really by yourself 24 hours.
28:58 H. Foley? I'm gonna wear this probably.
28:59 Speaker 02 No shoes.
29:00 H. Foley? I don't know if I'm putting my shoes back on. Cause putting shoes back on without socks.
29:05 Speaker 02 After they've already been on.
29:06 H. Foley? Yeah.
29:07 Speaker 02 It's all, it's like getting-
29:08 H. Foley? And my, my things came out.
29:10 Speaker 02 The insoles?
29:11 H. Foley? Oh, yeah, they, they held up. So I might just walk to the car in my, in my bare feet.
29:16 Speaker 02 No, you're not. I can't let that happen.
29:17 H. Foley? Sure you can.
29:18 Speaker 02 No, I can't.
29:18 H. Foley? Yeah, you can.
29:19 Speaker 02 No, we have standards here. You work here now. We got standards.
29:22 H. Foley? Oh, am I hired?
29:23 Speaker 02 You got to, sure you have. $15 an hour. Be manager in a couple of years.
29:27 H. Foley? 18? Um, yeah. If it was, eh.
29:32 Speaker 02 What's the, you can't take it home?
29:34 H. Foley? I can't take it home.
29:34 Speaker 02 Why?
29:35 H. Foley? I can't.
29:36 Speaker 02 Why?
29:37 H. Foley? I have other stuff here.
29:39 Speaker 02 I know. You don't take anything home. You have a very. Leave here with nothing policy.
29:44 H. Foley? Yeah.
29:44 Speaker 02 You like being free.
29:45 H. Foley? Yeah.
29:46 Speaker 02 But you just get in the car and go home.
29:47 H. Foley? Yeah.
29:52 Speaker 02 So what's the, uh? I do it, I don't like.
29:55 H. Foley? I don't know.
29:56 Speaker 02 Our Christmas presents take a long time to get home.
29:58 H. Foley? Yeah.
29:59 Speaker 02 Just like, you know, it's a long, I mean, we're in here for sometimes 10 hours.
30:03 H. Foley? I'm just lazy.
30:04 Speaker 02 I know, you're, it's you lazy.
30:05 H. Foley? I just don't wanna do it. You know, I don't know what it is. I don't feel like, I, I always wanna push it off, whatever it is. Everything. It reminds me, I gotta call American Express.
30:17 H. Foley? I need
30:19 Speaker 02 Hello, that was not me.
30:23 Speaker 02 No, no, no, no, no.
30:24 H. Foley? I gotta talk to him.
30:25 Speaker 02 About what?
30:26 H. Foley? Couple of things.
30:27 Speaker 02 That's not good.
30:28 H. Foley? Number one, paying the bill.
30:32 H. Foley? We're getting a little deal. So, we might be getting them on the.
30:36 Speaker 02 Is brought to you by American Express?
30:38 H. Foley? I have to leave home without it.
30:40 Speaker 02 I'm legally obligated to leave home without it. Hey, shut my shit down.
30:45 H. Foley? Hey dude, they shut you down.
30:47 Speaker 02 I don't know. I've always paid.
30:51 H. Foley? You can shut me down. Do business with them. Big cash.
30:55 Speaker 02 Apparently not good business.
30:56 H. Foley? It's good business.
30:58 Speaker 02 For you.
30:58 H. Foley? Solid. For them.
31:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's all the interest charges.
31:01 H. Foley? Sure.
31:02 Speaker 02 You're not paying that.
31:02 H. Foley? I don't fuck around with that shit either. They like charging interest. Capital One, it's like a drunk-handed Christmas.
31:09 Speaker 02 Smack them around a little bit. Pay them in gift cards if you want to.
31:12 H. Foley? I'll cut the card up. Yeah, nah, this was, this was awesome. This was cool shit. Very sweet of you. And, and all, everything that I would have bought.
31:21 Speaker 02 What's your favorite thing?
31:23 H. Foley? I mean, the nice polo.
31:25 Speaker 02 You like that? The polo zip up.
31:26 H. Foley? Polo.
31:26 Speaker 02 That's nice. That's like, that's something you can't, I get, you did, Timmy D stepping on his toes just because he wears so much polo, but it's like, so many people wear polo zip ups.
31:36 H. Foley? I know. You know? Both bigger guys, it's kind of.
31:40 Speaker 02 I know, but you guys also do have the same orange hoodie.
31:45 H. Foley? That was an accident.
31:46 Speaker 02 I know what I'm saying.
31:48 H. Foley? I didn't know they had that.
31:48 Speaker 02 A black zip up is, I, I got one of them.
31:51 H. Foley? Do ya?
31:52 Speaker 02 I'll wear them at the same time. Dewop.
31:53 H. Foley? Uh, we should be wearing the same shit, like the Ramones.
31:56 Speaker 02 Okay.
31:58 H. Foley? Alright.
31:59 Speaker 02 I don't have that shirt.
32:00 H. Foley? You should try this. How about you try this shirt on?
32:02 Speaker 02 Why don't you go, why don't you go shopping for me? Whoa.
32:05 H. Foley? Okay.
32:05 Speaker 02 Let's see, you talk all this shit, cool guy stuff.
32:09 H. Foley? What size are you?
32:11 Speaker 02 Large, extra, that's the problem, I fluctuate a little bit.
32:15 H. Foley? Alright.
32:16 Speaker 02 I think if you hit the jeans around a thirty-six.
32:19 H. Foley? You got the jeans covered, you just need some tops. Something with the hair.
32:23 Speaker 02 I got bad hair. What do you, like, I, there's not much there.
32:26 H. Foley? And get you some moisturizer for the eyes and the face.
32:29 Speaker 02 Buddy, I got a fucking newborn at home. You're breaking my stones.
32:32 H. Foley? Stop fucking leaning on the kid. The kid's skin looks great. You don't hear him complaining?
32:37 Speaker 02 It's fucking eight weeks old. It hasn't been fucking riddled by tobacco, booze and loose women.
32:44 H. Foley? Let me go down there whisper in his ear for a couple hours.
32:47 Speaker 02 Turn him to stone.
32:47 H. Foley? Dad, get this guy away from me. Is he saying anything yet?
32:51 Speaker 02 Uh, lot of, lot of like, he's trying. Like, obviously, there's like, ah, but like, it'll be like,
32:56 H. Foley? Ah!
32:57 Speaker 02 He'll hit you with like, uh, he's trying to like, obviously not talking, but it's like,
33:02 H. Foley? No, no Google Gaga yet. It's funny, because they cry. So their vocal cords work.
33:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, I don't think they have, their brain isn't developed to like,
33:12 H. Foley? Just to go, ah!
33:13 Speaker 02 Your brain's barely developed to fucking put words together.
33:15 H. Foley? Is not.
33:17 Speaker 02 Glute flibbing.
33:20 Speaker 02 Uh, yeah, I don't think their brains are, uh, I don't know how it all works, but they don't have fully formed human brains yet. So, it was, my, listen, I fucked up.
33:31 H. Foley? Juicy, gang, juicy.
33:32 Speaker 02 Okay, relax. Dude, this is how you screw things.
33:37 H. Foley? How I screw it?
33:37 Speaker 02 Not you, how the uni, ah, real ju, right before the email comes in, you're fucking going public.
33:43 H. Foley? We're locked in!
33:43 Speaker 02 You're like when Tyrese went public and almost blew the Apple deal with Beats.
33:47 H. Foley? Tyrese?
33:48 Speaker 02 Yeah.
33:49 H. Foley? Gibson?
33:50 Speaker 02 Isn't that his name? Yeah, Tyrese. He was with Dre when they made the fucking Apple deal where he became a billionaire. They're drunk, celebrating, he gets on fucking Instagram Live and he's like, eh, we billionaires out here, I almost fucking fumbled the deal.
34:05 H. Foley? Was Ty, was Tyrese invested in it?
34:07 Speaker 02 No, he was just big upping his boy all fucked up.
34:09 H. Foley? Wait, Tyrese Gibson from Baby Boy?
34:12 Speaker 02 Uh, yeah.
34:13 H. Foley? Wait, is that, is that what he did?
34:16 Speaker 02 Who?
34:16 Speaker 03 No, he's an R&B singer.
34:17 H. Foley? Who is?
34:18 Speaker 02 Tyrese.
34:19 Speaker 03 Tyrese, and he was in the Fast and Furious franchise.
34:22 H. Foley? Oh, I thought he was an actor, straight up.
34:24 Speaker 02 I think he was an actor, model, he was like everything.
34:26 Speaker 03 Triple threat.
34:27 H. Foley? Um, wait a minute. Jay-Z sold Beats to Apple?
34:32 Speaker 02 Dr. Dre.
34:33 H. Foley? Oh, Dr. Dre.
34:35 Speaker 02 And Jimmy Iovine.
34:38 Speaker 02 Beats by Dre was called.
34:39 H. Foley? Right, but they stunk.
34:41 Speaker 02 They were not the best, they were just the most popular. They were good, like good, they were fine.
34:45 H. Foley? So they were more popular than like the Apple headphones?
34:48 Speaker 02 No, Apple or Beats had a really big streaming platform that Apple kinda just, they start buying up. That's kinda what those people do, like those like Apples and the Googles and the Facebooks. Like Facebook bought Instagram because it's like, you already, you're already got it off the ground and figured out this proprietary technology that we, you know, we're not gonna come up with better technology than you've already discovered.
35:12 H. Foley? Hmm.
35:12 Speaker 02 And you took, you took whatever it was, 10 years to figure it out or something? They just fucking buy the company. It's now, now it's fucking Apples.
35:19 H. Foley? What was the, what was Beats streaming service? I don't remember that.
35:23 Speaker 02 Uh, yeah, I don't, I don't even think it was, I don't think it was ever fucking anything. But they had, they owned, Beats owned some sort of, my understanding of it, I think they explained in that documentary, that Beats owned, had better technology, like one, one piece of code or something.
35:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:37 Speaker 02 And Apple just goes.
35:39 Speaker 03 Their streaming service then became, it helped launch the Apple Music.
35:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:43 Speaker 03 That we have today.
35:44 H. Foley? I thought we already had Apple Music back then.
35:46 Speaker 03 No.
35:47 H. Foley? Yeah, we did.
35:48 Speaker 02 Not where, not the streaming Apple Music that was for like $3.99 or whatever. I think so, yeah, whatever it is. I don't, yeah, not streaming. There was Apple Music where like you put the fucking CD in, can like, put it, songs on your.
36:00 H. Foley? iTunes.
36:01 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:01 H. Foley? iTunes doesn't exist anymore?
36:03 Speaker 03 It still exists, yeah. But that's more their storefront now.
36:07 H. Foley? Storefront.
36:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, like you can go buy an album or buy a fucking movie or buy.
36:12 H. Foley? But iMusic you can stream for $3.99 a month.
36:14 Speaker 02 It's like, they're Spotify, yeah. Listen, I'm not, I don't work in a fucking industry, I've never worked for the company. The loose idea was they bought them due to some technology.
36:24 H. Foley? Does Apple still own Beats?
36:26 Speaker 03 Yes.
36:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:27 H. Foley? Wow.
36:27 Speaker 02 I don't, they probably dissolve, I mean, you know, they're like, not dissolved it, but they're like.
36:32 Speaker 03 They, they still do the headphones and everything?
36:34 H. Foley? No shit.
36:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
36:35 Speaker 02 And they weren't buying the headphones.
36:38 H. Foley? They didn't buy the headphones?
36:39 Speaker 02 No, they, they did because they bought the company.
36:41 H. Foley? Right.
36:42 Speaker 02 But like, Apple doesn't need to sell you cool headphones.
36:47 H. Foley? Why not? I like cool headphones.
36:49 Speaker 02 Sure. I'm saying that's not where they make their money, I would argue.
36:52 H. Foley? It's in the technology and the streaming service.
36:54 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was in a bigger investment play.
36:56 Speaker 03 They do make a lot of money on their products because it's all proprietary.
37:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, I know.
37:01 H. Foley? What does that mean proprietary?
37:02 Speaker 02 They, it's their specific, like the fucking, there's a reason you buy the Apple earbuds.
37:07 H. Foley? Right.
37:08 Speaker 02 Because they're the best and they work best with those products.
37:10 H. Foley? What did Beats do in sales last year?
37:14 H. Foley? Feel smart with his clothes on.
37:16 Speaker 02 What did Kraft Singles close at today?
37:19 Speaker 03 Beats is not publicly traded because it's Apple. It's owned by Apple, so I can't find out.
37:24 H. Foley? You don't know what their sales are?
37:25 Speaker 03 No.
37:26 H. Foley? Huh.
37:28 H. Foley? Couple hundred grand, couple billion, couple billions.
37:30 Speaker 02 No million, probably tens of millions.
37:32 Speaker 03 Definitely.
37:32 H. Foley? And how much did he sell it for?
37:34 Speaker 02 They made them billionaires, right?
37:37 Speaker 03 Yes.
37:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, it made him and Jimmy Iovine billionaires.
37:40 H. Foley? Damn.
37:40 Speaker 02 So like, Hyundai each made hundreds of millions of dollars from it.
37:44 H. Foley? Damn.
37:45 Speaker 02 But, to go back to you screwing the pooch, that's what he did and they almost fucking, because they couldn't go public yet.
37:52 H. Foley? Why?
37:53 Speaker 02 That's how those fucking billion dollar deals go through. They don't just like fucking start tweeting it.
37:57 H. Foley? Mm-hmm.
37:57 Speaker 02 They have to do their due diligence, the lawyers, the sign, the fuck, all this shit can go wrong. So it was like, here's the deal, sign it, shut up till the fucking ink's dry and we can move forward. Dr. Dre and Tyrese went public on like Instagram Live or something, bragging.
38:13 H. Foley? Mm-hmm.
38:14 Speaker 02 And then fucking, Jimmy Iovine had to go tail between his legs to Apple and was like, I'm sorry, we gotta fix it. Like, it was like, he was like, I wanted to fucking kill him.
38:24 H. Foley? Well, damn. But they would cancel the deal because of that?
38:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
38:27 H. Foley? Wouldn't they be excited that you're getting people excited about the launch of this product?
38:31 Speaker 02 No.
38:32 H. Foley? No?
38:33 Speaker 02 No. It's bigger than, that's what I'm saying, it's bigger than a product. They're going, because now people are going, well, they don't, Apple doesn't need to buy Beats headphones. They have great headphones. So what other proprietary, what other strategic reason, I also don't know. I'm just saying, this is how this business stuff works. What other reason would they be buying Beats?
38:54 Speaker 02 For their streaming site that they've developed that's doing pretty well, or whatever the fucking idea is.
38:58 H. Foley? Maybe Apple's-
38:59 Speaker 02 Now the competitors go, "Fuck, they're making a move." It wasn't to go, "Hey, all of a sudden, we're now selling beats." It was to then like, build out, take years, build out their streaming thing.
39:09 H. Foley? Now the people know what's going on.
39:11 Speaker 02 Now everybody knows what the fuck's going on.
39:13 H. Foley? That's right. Okay. I'm with it.
39:16 Speaker 02 Turning me into fucking Business Insider.
39:18 H. Foley? I'm with it. Alright.
39:21 Speaker 03 Great documentary. The Defiant Ones.
39:23 Speaker 02 Yes, great. I'd like to go back and get more eyes on that.
39:25 H. Foley? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna watch it tonight in my new clothes.
39:28 Speaker 02 Have you never seen that?
39:29 H. Foley? Uh.
39:30 Speaker 02 Great.
39:31 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:31 Speaker 02 So good.
39:32 H. Foley? I like Sopranos.
39:34 Speaker 03 Same streaming service.
39:35 H. Foley? What do you mean?
39:36 Speaker 03 I believe it's on, uh, Max.
39:40 H. Foley? I'm an old man.
39:41 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:42 H. Foley? I watch Tubi.
39:45 H. Foley? Pornhub.
39:47 Speaker 02 PH. Uh, but that's what you're doing, a big juicy deal, and then it's not gonna, you're gonna fucking gooch us and it's not gonna go through. Also, we don't even know, eh, Foley's Foley in this. Could be for fifty bucks.
40:01 H. Foley? Two in the bird, one in the bush.
40:04 Speaker 03 Two birds in your tush.
40:05 H. Foley? Egg that.
40:06 Speaker 02 What the fuck was he saying?
40:06 H. Foley? So, we were, let's, let's tell the whole tale.
40:09 Speaker 02 Here's the fucking, here's what happened. Here's the turkey of it all. I, we had a call originally set, or a couple of weeks ago, for noon. The time was noon, right? We then had to reschedule it last minute. They had to reschedule it for last minute to, uh, this week, to today. And... So I tell, me and you, you have, you have an appointment at fucking, you gotta go get your driver's license or something.
40:39 H. Foley? I had to get my real ID, so I could travel the country, not with my passport like a loser.
40:46 Speaker 02 You got a cool shirt like that.
40:47 H. Foley? Well, I heard they take in a room and check you out.
40:50 Speaker 02 Really?
40:50 H. Foley? I don't want you looking too hard.
40:52 Speaker 02 It's not even, it starts even coming apart at the seams here.
40:55 H. Foley? Yeah.
40:55 Speaker 02 Um...
40:56 H. Foley? I start freaking out talking to the fuzz.
40:59 Speaker 02 Kimmy's ID! Kimmy's got weed, get him! Like, are you planning on me?
41:04 H. Foley? He was training on Cessnas all week!
41:06 Speaker 02 Um, oh, by the way, I was going to fucking, I was driving up here the other day.
41:10 H. Foley? Mm-hmm.
41:11 Speaker 02 It was like, I don't know what kind of plane, but way too small to be landing in Newark Airport on the fucking...
41:17 H. Foley? No kidding.
41:17 Speaker 02 Like... There might have been four people in the, it looked like a, it didn't look like a, it was owned by a company.
41:24 H. Foley? You know what it could have been? Um, organ donor.
41:28 Speaker 02 Oh. No.
41:29 H. Foley? Yeah.
41:29 Speaker 02 Oh, but aren't they like jets typically?
41:31 H. Foley? Usually. Maybe. What kind of plane was it?
41:33 Speaker 02 Like a Cessna.
41:35 H. Foley? Maybe it was a black market organ donor.
41:36 Speaker 02 Okay. Uh, I was like, I remember I was looking up like, what in the fuck, that guy's, that guy's getting yelled at over the intercom for sure.
41:47 H. Foley? What the fuck are you doing?
41:50 Speaker 02 Fucking big Delta flight, a Lufthansa flight coming in over top of him.
41:53 H. Foley? Heavy bike.
41:54 Speaker 02 Um, yeah, it was just so funny because sometimes the plane, when they land and they come right over and you're like, oh, that's a huge fucking, you see how big the 747s are and shit.
42:03 H. Foley? Oh.
42:04 Speaker 02 But then this little guy's like fucking, you see him like shifting and stuff, I'm like buddy, fucking yoke that thing up.
42:12 Speaker 02 Uh, so, whatever. So I'm driving, so I gotta drive into the city for a call at noon. You're, Ryan D. Laced you today too. In a good way.
42:24 H. Foley? Oh, great.
42:25 Speaker 02 Give me what happened?
42:26 H. Foley? Huh?
42:26 Speaker 02 What happened?
42:28 H. Foley? Um, I had to, I had to get my, I had to get my real ID. Um, I'm an idiot.
42:35 Speaker 02 And you dragged your feet on for a long time.
42:37 H. Foley? I did drag my feet on, that's kind of what I do. That's why these clothes will sit here until the spring.
42:41 Speaker 02 No, send them home with you.
42:43 H. Foley? A courier?
42:44 Speaker 02 Ryan will take them down for you. No, you can carry your fucking clothes down. Fuck am I doing? I just keep bending, I just keep bending the rules for this fucking idiot.
42:51 H. Foley? Lunch?
42:52 Speaker 02 I just got a dinner. I can't, and you go, I can't take my clothes, I'm going out to dinner. I'll get them, I'll get them tomorrow. I know that, baby.
43:01 H. Foley? I just keep getting you.
43:02 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm. I just keep getting, wanna go get beers? I'll get beers. I'm gonna leave these clothes here. No problem. Can't be a fucking, can't get no chicks with a bag full of clothes. Looking like a goddamn fucking tourist.
43:15 H. Foley? No, thank you. Uh. How'd the day start with Ryan D? Uh, the day- Cause he set the appointment for ya? Set the appointment, did the paperwork, told me what to bring, all that kinda stuff. And he's waiting down there wi- for me. With a fucking- He meets ya, he's- He meets me there with egg bites and a fucking, uh, cold brew. Good guy. However- You thought you were off the bites. Yeah, it was different today. Why? I don't know, my stomach was empty. I was starving. Yeah, I really did, I didn't eat at all yesterday. I didn't eat at all yesterday because I was sick, cause I took my shot the day before and then didn't eat great that day, and then
43:59 H. Foley? that morning and day here, I had egg bites and then I had a chicken Caesar wrap. And I went home that night and was fucking, ew, felt gross. So I didn't eat all that day, and then, you know, now I feel somewhat reset. Um.
44:15 H. Foley? Sure, but he's always got a motive. Uh, he did. You know what's going on. I don't know. Yeah, you do. What? You two were talking about it. We were talking- That thing he's looking for. Oh. Certain ti- eh, six man- Sure, which- He's a smart kid. Is that what- Ry, is that what you were angling for?
44:34 H. Foley? Hey, I love how you're just trashing a fucking guy publicly. I'm not trashing him. You're not big upping him. Yes, I am, I big up- You said he was doing it with fucking, uh, you know- I don't trust nobody. No, I'm kidding, of course. Get down there, he's got the egg bites- Well, okay, air it out, what do you got?
44:51 Speaker 04 You know what, Henry comes to the appointment, twenty minutes late- had me sign in-
44:55 H. Foley? Twenty minutes late?
44:56 Speaker 04 I'm forging signatures-
44:57 H. Foley? You bad piece of shit.
44:58 Speaker 03 You signed in for him?
44:59 Speaker 04 And the numbers are going, we're ninety-four and they're at forty-two. He calls me, he wants to chat. Show up!
45:07 Speaker 02 I agree.
45:07 Speaker 04 They call our number, he's not there.
45:10 Speaker 02 Really?
45:10 Speaker 04 So I'm waving people ahead. This is my morning. We should talk.
45:16 Speaker 02 What'd you say?
45:17 H. Foley? We should talk.
45:18 Speaker 02 Uh, wow, wait, go back, go back, go back.
45:22 H. Foley? You're the best, buddy.
45:23 Speaker 02 This would really... You fucking sandbagging son of a bitch.
45:27 Speaker 04 And I would keep my mouth shut, but you had to.
45:30 Speaker 02 You had, he would've. See that? He's a loyal soldier in the H Foley Army. I don't know why, because he's got a dickhead for a general. But he's a loyal fucking foot soldier in the H Foley Army, and then you publicly get on here and go, "The only reason he's working hard is because he's due for a raise." Knowingly, he's got this ammo on you that you fucking show up late.
45:52 Speaker 04 Hey, baby.
45:53 Speaker 02 Gotta keep the plate spinning.
45:56 Speaker 02 Meanwhile, he also knows he's leaving that to then go pick, to go, to be your personal shopper.
46:04 H. Foley? I didn't know that.
46:07 H. Foley? I thought you went to pick up the computer.
46:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, we lied to ya.
46:10 H. Foley? What do you mean, "right under my nose"? Oh, that's why, that's why I didn't get a laptop.
46:14 Speaker 02 No, you're not getting a laptop.
46:15 H. Foley? Alright.
46:16 Speaker 02 You have one.
46:18 H. Foley? You weren't going to get a laptop, he didn't go and get a laptop today.
46:20 Speaker 02 I don't think so.
46:21 Speaker 04 It's getting shipped.
46:22 Speaker 02 It's getting shipped.
46:22 H. Foley? Wow.
46:23 Speaker 02 He's good at his job. Forty-two!
46:26 Speaker 04 I will, I will tell ya, Henry, the amount of, uh, instruction you require, it's like, you fill out the form, but I need the social security, you gotta point at it on the form. He's writing in the date part.
46:39 H. Foley? I felt like a real celebrity.
46:40 Speaker 02 He's writing first name with the last name and shit!
46:42 H. Foley? I didn't put my middle name, I fucked everything up.
46:44 Speaker 02 What'd you?
46:47 H. Foley? I feel like that lady was into me.
46:51 Speaker 02 Swing a bit. Hey, you like bad guys who fill out the form wrong?
46:54 H. Foley? I said, "What do you normally do for lunch around here?" And they started talking about Tonga Wanga or someplace down here, I don't know.
47:00 Speaker 02 So, gee, because you said, "What do you do for lunch around here?", you thought she was into ya?
47:04 H. Foley? I don't know. Talking about lunch. I know.
47:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, it'd be okay, it'd be one thing if she said to you, "Hey, you should try this new lunch place that just opened up down here." You look like you know your way around a chuckwit.
47:22 Speaker 02 Showed up late.
47:25 H. Foley? Woke up a little late.
47:28 H. Foley? Got in the car. It said I'd be there at 10:05. Okay? But I had put 11 Greenwich Street. I put 11 Greenwich Avenue and not Greenwich Street. Which is only five minutes away. Uber driver was on point. So I get there, Diesel's waiting in there, awesome. Cup of coffee, couple egg bites, we sit, we talk, have a great conversation. Go up to the first thing, take a picture, I got a new picture coming. Did that, sat down for a little bit, we talked for a while, went over. Uh, filled out the stuff, it was easy peasy, $12.50 it cost me. Which I don't know.
48:03 Speaker 02 $12.50?
48:04 H. Foley? I don't know where I get that from.
48:05 Speaker 02 Yeah. You get it from the fucking $669 worth of clothes we just bought.
48:09 H. Foley? That's different.
48:10 Speaker 02 This is only for the show too, he's not allowed to wear this.
48:13 H. Foley? It's wardrobe.
48:14 Speaker 02 For this is wardrobe for live performances. And actually, you know what? It stays in here. This doesn't go home.
48:20 H. Foley? Really?
48:20 Speaker 02 For legal tax purposes, it stays in here.
48:23 H. Foley? I like it.
48:24 Speaker 02 Put it on a hanger and you can... Also, yeah, I'm fine with it staying in here.
48:28 H. Foley? I didn't have the $12.50, so Ryan had to spot me on that.
48:31 Speaker 02 You didn't have the $12.50?
48:32 H. Foley? I didn't have cash on me.
48:33 Speaker 02 It was only cash? What the fuck? This is the 1400s?
48:37 H. Foley? I didn't have my wallet with me.
48:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, but you... You went down to get a new ID without your wallet? What the fuck is wrong with you?
48:43 H. Foley? I don't know.
48:44 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
48:45 H. Foley? Nah, I had my wallet. In between checks.
48:49 Speaker 02 I'm in between jobs.
48:50 H. Foley? No, I paid the, uh, paid the 12 bucks. Um, and then that was it. Saw a homie on the way out. Say, "Hey man, what's up? Big fan, big shake up."
48:58 Speaker 02 What you do for lunch around here?
49:00 H. Foley? Cool guy.
49:01 Speaker 02 Yeah.
49:01 H. Foley? Got in the car. Drove up here. Uber driver was real chatty.
49:06 Speaker 02 Oh yeah. This was, I'd never heard this.
49:09 H. Foley? Uh, and then he had to take a leak. So we stopped somewhere in Tribeca and he went out and took a piss in some shawarma place. Got back in the car, left. You know, he did a pro move though.
49:19 Speaker 02 I've, first of all, I've taken 10,000 Ubers all over the world at this point. I've never had the driver say, "Let me get out and take a piss."
49:26 H. Foley? I know.
49:27 Speaker 02 That's crazy.
49:28 H. Foley? But he was double parked on, uh, Varick Street or something. I can't remember where.
49:33 Speaker 02 That's also crazy. Now that, now you're, you're holding a hop in, you're holding a hop.
49:37 H. Foley? Open the trunk. He's like, "Watch, I open the trunk, nobody fucks with you."
49:41 Speaker 02 Yeah, but that's still rolling the dice. Cop comes, "Hey, you gotta get the fuck out of here."
49:44 H. Foley? "My car, not my car. I'm drunk. Brad's drunk."
49:48 Speaker 02 He's coming from getting my license. I'm ossified.
49:52 H. Foley? Twice the legal minute? What's that from?
49:55 Speaker 02 Drunk guy that like, "You're twice the legal limit." And he's, "Yeah, funny." Um, okay. So, I'm scheduled to get here at...
50:04 H. Foley? Now, we got a call.
50:05 Speaker 02 We have a call. I'm scheduled at noon. I'm scheduled to get in here around 11.
50:09 H. Foley? Mm-hmm.
50:10 Speaker 02 Then, at 10:50, I get a Google alert.
50:15 H. Foley? What's that?
50:16 Speaker 02 Like, you know, it adds it to my calendar to call.
50:21 H. Foley? What do you mean?
50:22 Speaker 02 I don't know how else to explain that.
50:23 H. Foley? Adds a call. Oh, that you have a call?
50:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, it says you have a call in 10 minutes.
50:28 H. Foley? What's a Google alert? What's it sound like?
50:29 Speaker 02 No, it's like, "All my phone pops up. You got 10 minutes. Call in 10 minutes."
50:33 H. Foley? Huh.
50:34 Speaker 02 If you ever have an appointment, that will happen. You'll get that.
50:37 H. Foley? Really?
50:38 Speaker 02 Yeah. Have anybody ever emailed you or anything?
50:40 H. Foley? I don't get Google alerts.
50:42 Speaker 02 When was the last time you had a Zoom, like, and someone sent you, like, the thing ahead of time?
50:47 H. Foley? Does that come up on my phone? Or it comes up in my email?
50:50 Speaker 02 I don't know what you, I don't know what system you're working off of. I don't know. You got, well, I don't know if you got, like, Windows 95 or whatever. But if they send it and you're attending the thing, it adds it to your Google Calendar and then reminds you of it.
51:04 H. Foley? Okay. Maybe I do. Like, it pops up like a text message.
51:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, like, an alert.
51:09 H. Foley? Oh, I thought it made, I think it made like a sound.
51:12 Speaker 02 I mean, it could make a sound if that's what your settings are set to, I guess. I don't know. I'm sure it's Google. I'm sure they figured out how to ding your phone. As you're doing video communication. I don't think the ding has, uh...
51:26 Speaker 02 Eluded them.
51:27 H. Foley? I'd turn it off.
51:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, me too. But, yeah, they have a ding.
51:30 H. Foley? Okay.
51:31 Speaker 02 You want one to ding?
51:32 H. Foley? Yeah, I want a ding.
51:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, a little ding.
51:34 H. Foley? Google alert.
51:35 Speaker 02 Um...
51:35 H. Foley? It should have a special sound. Woo, woo, woo.
51:37 Speaker 02 They might.
51:38 H. Foley? But bloop. That'd be a good one.
51:41 Speaker 02 Are you shitting your pants?
51:44 Speaker 02 I need a swarm of police.
51:48 H. Foley? There's some guy sleeping in the bathroom in there though. But me and Dee had a great morning. Probably, I'd say one of the best mornings him and I've had in a while. Not that we've had bad ones.
51:59 Speaker 02 Sure.
52:00 H. Foley? But I felt good.
52:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:02 H. Foley? Felt really good for the first time.
52:04 Speaker 02 That's good.
52:05 H. Foley? Yeah.
52:07 Speaker 02 So, I, uh... Might have been all the poppers I was on.
52:14 H. Foley? Kidding.
52:14 Speaker 02 Whatever. So I'm taking an Uber into the city. I get a ding in the fucking midtown tunnel. You gotta call in 10 minutes.
52:24 Speaker 02 I go, "Fuck." You fucked up. There's a sponsor call. I'm gonna drop the ball. I should have given this to the fucking suits. I didn't. I don't want them wetting their beaks on it. I'm gonna handle it. Love you, boys.
52:38 Speaker 02 So I'm like, "You know what?" Well, it was also just like, you know, figuring out like it was like a meeting, you know, like a call, like a... Friendly... Discovery calls, they say in the...
52:46 H. Foley? Is that what it's called?
52:46 Speaker 02 Maybe, I don't know. I've heard someone say it.
52:48 H. Foley? Soft pitch.
52:49 Speaker 02 No, just like a, "Hey, meet these people, you meet these people."
52:51 H. Foley? Like a sit-down and a chat?
52:52 Speaker 02 Sure. It's a chat. Chit-chat.
52:55 H. Foley? It's okay for a chat and I'm not okay for a sit-down?
52:58 Speaker 02 Sure.
52:58 H. Foley? Jackie Jr.
53:00 Speaker 02 So, uh, I get, and I go, "Fuck." I text you. Now I'm texting you. You're icing me.
53:06 H. Foley? Oh, yeah.
53:07 Speaker 02 Why?
53:08 H. Foley? Cause you screwed me out at a meeting.
53:09 Speaker 02 So I'm going, "You fuck, I messed up. The call's in 10 minutes. You're not gonna be back from the DMV cause you showed up late." 20 minutes.
53:16 H. Foley? I would've been there, I would've been there anyway.
53:18 Speaker 02 I know. So I'm like, "Shit." Now I am, I don't know why, an all-time fucking bozo move by me. I go, "Guys, can we do 11:05?" I should've said 11:15. I only bought myself 5 minutes.
53:32 H. Foley? Hey, can we do 10:55?
53:35 Speaker 02 So now, I'm like, "Fuck."
53:39 Speaker 02 Open up my computer, it's dead. I'm only thinking, maybe I can take it in the back of the Uber, something. Computer's dead. I got my little travel cup of coffee you've been making fun of me for. Empty. Right?
53:52 H. Foley? What's in there?
53:53 Speaker 02 It's empty. I finished my coffee.
53:55 H. Foley? Oh.
53:55 Speaker 02 So I throw that in my bag, I get out of the, now it's traffic, gridlock traffic. I gotta get out and start cooking. Good thing, whoa, good thing Kippy's down about 40 pounds. Cause I get out of the car and I-
54:08 H. Foley? Power walking or running?
54:09 Speaker 02 I'm, I start walking and it's so funny. How much ground you cover running than walking in the time? And they're not even, they shouldn't even be done with the same legs. It's like being in a car versus being in a plane. I start walking, I'm like, I got this. I was like, he's just trying to do the math on that. Fucking beautiful mind. Running's when you, okay, um, so I go, I, hey, stop it. I just trashed over here. Looks like Christmas morning. So I'm like, fuck. Uh. I start walking and then like, I don't make it an avenue and like three minutes has gone by. I'm like, it's like 10:50.
54:51 Speaker 02 Five? I got, I was on, I had under 10 minutes and I am a long way away to be at the pace I'm at. So I wa, I like speed walk half an avenue.
55:04 Speaker 02 From like 10th to 9th, something like that, whatever that is. And I go, I gotta start. Yeah, I'm booking. I gotta start cooking.
55:13 H. Foley? Well.
55:14 Speaker 02 I start fucking running and I'm going. What the fuck kinda life I'm, you're running through the city in jeans and a backpack.
55:23 H. Foley? You're hustling in New York City.
55:24 Speaker 02 I know, it looks like you just knocked over a jewelry store.
55:28 H. Foley? The fuck out of the way!
55:29 Speaker 02 I know, fucking bunch of people behind me.
55:31 H. Foley? Well, coincidentally enough, he calls me.
55:34 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
55:34 H. Foley? Busting my balls that they're calling my number. I'm about a four minute walk away and to me, he might as well be on Krypton. So it's gridlock traffic as well and I'm like, hey, I gotta get out. I get out, soon as I get out, the light changes. I try to get back into the Uber.
55:54 Speaker 02 Nuh uh.
55:56 H. Foley? Fuck yeah!
55:57 Speaker 02 That's crazy.
55:59 H. Foley? Get the door halfway open, the lane changes again. Quick light. Fucking slammed the door, walked up. So I got out and hoofed it too.
56:06 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
56:09 Speaker 02 So I'm coming down here.
56:13 Speaker 02 I'm getting to like
56:14 H. Foley? Uh huh.
56:15 Speaker 02 This avenue, 6th Avenue, whatever. New York's big enough. I get to 6th Avenue. And I'm not at, I'm between 7th and 6th. And it starts, the light at 6. I have the light at 6. I'm walking at this point, I'm taking a breather.
56:32 H. Foley? Got an egg bite.
56:34 Speaker 02 Getting a sharm.
56:37 Speaker 02 I'm, I'm taking a breather. And that light starts clinking down from 15. And I know at my current rate, I'm half an avenue away. I'm not. I'm not gonna make that light, I'm not gonna make it to the light in 13 seconds, walking. And then that's gonna be 3, 4 minutes.
56:55 H. Foley? You're not tiptoeing through the intersection?
56:57 Speaker 02 That's it, that 6th Avenue is tough, cuz they, cuz they fucking-
57:01 H. Foley? Oh, you gotta cross 6th Ave.
57:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
57:03 H. Foley? Fuck.
57:04 Speaker 02 Crossing a street, forget about it.
57:05 H. Foley? Yeah.
57:06 Speaker 02 Crossing that avenue, cuz they get that green lights. And they come, they're coming in hot.
57:10 H. Foley? Yeah.
57:12 Speaker 02 So I'm like, oh fuck, so I'm like, you gotta, this is you making this call or not. I only call myself-
57:18 H. Foley? Can I get 2 more minutes?
57:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, now I can't go back. Just be careful with your headphones, Kevin. I need 4 more minutes. Keep it, yeah. Oh, sorry. I can't go, I apologize. I can't go back, I need 3 more minutes. So I fucking turn the boosters on, I'm the last gas I got. Get across the street, get upstairs, get here. Open up my computer, gotta plug it in. There's a little bit of juice that it turns on. I open up my email, I click the link. I get in, it says, "Join", I join, it says-
57:44 H. Foley? Lunch to call, lose the deal.
57:46 Speaker 02 Waiting for a host to let you in. Then it starts spinning, "Host letting you in", my computer turns off. I look over, the coffee from my travel mug, the drops have spilled out, landed in the charging ports, and this is now all soaked. Now it won't, the computer won't charge. I'm panicking, and then he's texting me, "I was just letting you in, and you disappeared."
58:11 H. Foley? Playing hardball.
58:14 Speaker 02 Man, this kid is an international businessman. I gotta take it on Luke's computer, I gotta call in his fucking Lewis Dempsey over here.
58:21 H. Foley? Oh my god. Huffing and puffing. Dude, just making the Dempsey group look better and better, huh?
58:25 Speaker 02 Luke's like, "Catch your breath."
58:29 Speaker 02 "Yeah, we love to do business with you." I'm like, "Luke, order me some egg bites."
58:35 H. Foley? Anyway, you set it up all along, didn't you? Wow.
58:38 Speaker 02 Screwed me!
58:39 H. Foley? But it all worked out.
58:39 Speaker 02 Hopefully, we'll see. Uh, but yeah, what a fucking, uh, what a wild turn of events. New guy got some gear, might have a new deal coming in.
58:47 H. Foley? Can't thank you guys enough, this was, this was, this was so much fun and I appreciate it. And Ryan, you're the absolute best. Eh, I'm gonna get it from him. Gang, we love you, we'll see you next weekend. Peace!
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