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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:38Paige DeSorbo?

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• 1:21Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:03Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 2:35Speaker 01

  Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:48Hannah Berner?

  We're so excited to announce our holiday merch. It just dropped, gigglysquad.com. Okay, let me tell you what we did. We have a black on black, comfortable sweat set. And when I say comfortable, it's like, it's light, but it's also soft, but it's also warm, but it's not too heavy. It's, I think it's the best set we've done. And it's black on black, can't go wrong. And then Paige dropped her Beta Blockers hat. Beta Blockers, which I'm obsessed with. Then we did a gray set, a little preppy, a little cute. And my favorite tea of all time, the Daphne and Butter Tea. We used actual photos of Daphne and Butter. And it's such a cute white baby tea. Wear it with jeans, honestly, wear it with anything.

• 3:31Hannah Berner?

  And then we got like a unisex baggy astrology tea that says, "Giggly Sun, Hannah Moon, Paige Rising." And a book that says admin on it. Cause I don't know how we haven't made that yet. So go check gigglysquad.com and grab some merch. And this week in the newsletter, we are going to put our favorite giggly squad, small businesses that gigglers recommend or are run by gigglers. So make sure you're subscribed to newsletter because we love to promote our small businesses this holiday season. It's time to take up space to giggle today.

• 4:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 4:08Hannah Berner?

  Paige?

• 4:09Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 4:09Hannah Berner?

  I'll tell on you right now.

• 4:11Paige DeSorbo?

  For?

• 4:12Hannah Berner?

  Singing in the green room, popular.

• 4:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, look, me and Adele, I've always felt very aligned with her. Adele was saying how like musicals like aren't usually her thing. She like so appreciates musical theater people like she just can't imagine how they do it, blah, blah, blah. That's exactly how I feel. The marketing got me. Like, I don't think I made it clear that like I was obviously gonna see the movie. Like, I'm gonna see it.

• 4:37Hannah Berner?

  No, friends who never post Instagram stories crying are posting Instagram stories crying. So that got me intrigued, but also I'm that kind of person. Like, I don't wanna cry. Like, I'm not paying money for you to make me cry. Like, I'm already teetering. Like, I could cry at any second. I don't wanna go there.

• 4:55Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I love it as a challenge. Um.

• 4:59Hannah Berner?

  Like Ozempic, like going Ozempic and being like, I'm gonna eat through it.

• 5:06Hannah Berner?

  Charles Barkley was like, I ate right through the Ozempic. So you wanna watch Wicked and not cry?

• 5:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, well, here's the thing. I, for whatever reason, like, I feel like I don't cry that much in movies because like I can compartmentalize that like it's a movie. Like, so I feel like I like going into it already. I'm like, I'm not attached because I know it's a movie. But sometimes like there are certain movies that like it'll just, I will like tear up.

• 5:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm trying to think if I teared up in Barbie. I literally can't remember. I think I did.

• 5:44Hannah Berner?

  I didn't because Dez was trying to sleep next to me at a hotel and he was like, why are they so high pitched? He kept saying all these comments and I was like, you're the reason we're having this movie. Um, anyway, I had one of my delusional moments. I had a delusional moment. Are we well? No. We're not in like a good headspace, but we're having so much fun on tour. And look, let's be honest, I'm a personality hire. I'm trying to keep the vibes up. We're fighting for our lives for vibes.

• 6:11Paige DeSorbo?

  We are having fun on tour, but like, here's the thing. The only part of tour that legitimately sucks is the travel. Like waking up day after day and going to the airport. You start to feel like you're going crazy, like you're living the same day over and over. Because our schedule is so the same.

• 6:34Hannah Berner?

  Well, we thought we were crazy today because I'm sitting down. The plane lands in LaGuardia, like my, my water literally falls off. And then I'm spacing out.

• 6:45Paige DeSorbo?

  We touched down.

• 6:47Hannah Berner?

  We touched down. I start spacing out. I look outside. We're in the air.

• 6:51Paige DeSorbo?

  We're back up.

• 6:51Hannah Berner?

  And then I, I think I'm hallucinating or like, I think I've lost my mind. I'm like, I'm just gonna stay quiet. I don't want to freak anyone out. Then you text me, you go, what the fuck was that? And I was like, oh no, we're both hallucinating. The guy touched down and then went right back up in the air. I've never had that happen to me. Apparently it's because of the winds, but he didn't even explain it.

• 7:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I've never had that happen to me and I immediately got scared and like looked to the like dad that was sitting next to me. And he must've realized I was scared because he was like, we're just gonna circle around.

• 7:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it took 25 minutes. But anyway, the reason we're bringing this up is because I don't care how old a meme is. If it's funny, it's funny. And that's part of being a giggler. We don't judge what makes you laugh, as long as you're laughing.

• 7:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone's yum.

• 7:38Hannah Berner?

  So Paige, this weekend, I don't know what started it. You started doing the Kanye West quote. Can you do it? It's so good.

• 7:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Gotcha.

• 7:49Hannah Berner?

  It's so good. So we're doing that and then we get on stage and I say something and I go, gotcha. And Paige starts dying laughing. The audience like doesn't know what's going on. So we're like, okay, this like, it's not even in the zeitgeist, this joke. Like, it really just seems like we're two crazy people. So then the plane, the plane lands and goes back up. Paige just texts me, she goes, what just happened? And I just wrote, gotcha.

• 8:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think here's like a very niche part of Giggly Squad Live. There will be times where just me and Hannah are laughing.

• 8:29Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think that's important to say.

• 8:33Hannah Berner?

  Or I'll say something and no one laughs and you go, "That was so funny Hannah."

• 8:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Because, okay, guys, we're going to Giggly Squad too. Like, we also want to have fun. And so like, sometimes...

• 8:41Hannah Berner?

  If we're not giggling, no one's giggling.

• 8:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Sometimes we do have to throw like a very inside joke to just like, say hey to the other person. Like, it's not that it's not funny. It's just like, we couldn't give all the context in the moment.

• 8:57Hannah Berner?

  We have like PowerPoint, so there's structure to it, but every now and then, we'll try to add a tag just to make the other one laugh that like, we don't normally say. So it's like way funnier for us than people who are just watching. Anyway, so before the show, we're all watching Wicked, like promos, and Cynthia is doing this amazing note. This war cry. And when I tell you I've never seen Wicked, like, I couldn't tell you the plot. But I hear this note and everyone's freaking out.

• 9:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, see, I could tell you the plot. I've done my research.

• 9:30Hannah Berner?

  Well, you went, even though you slept, like, you literally went.

• 9:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so I've never seen it.

• 9:38Hannah Berner?

  I mean, I know it's about witches and it's like related to Oz, like...

• 9:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I'm actually gonna love it because I love, I love movies with like witches and I love like, pretty things and like teen vibes. Yeah, I love like shit like that.

• 9:51Hannah Berner?

  I just love things that are successful. Like, I love that people are saying it's like, really high quality. But I, the same way how like I see a Michelin star chef put together a meal and I'm like, I could fucking put some different things together and make a little like circle with, with the sauce. I could do it.

• 10:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You just want to make a circle with green sauce.

• 10:12Hannah Berner?

  And literally, I went to college. I could figure it out. And then they're like, "Oh, orange with beef. We've never seen this before."

• 10:21Hannah Berner?

  So I, in my head, I'm like, I could hit that note. Like fully, I'm like, I could hit that note and I'm gonna tell Paige and I'm gonna do it on camera. I'm gonna hit this note and everyone's gonna be like, oh my god.

• 10:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Deep down in your soul, you genuinely thought that you could hit that?

• 10:40Hannah Berner?

  I'm not speaking past tense. I still think I can hit it.

• 10:44Paige DeSorbo?

  If you had a little bit of practice, yep.

• 10:46Hannah Berner?

  But I think I could accidentally hit the note. Like, they say a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.

• 10:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Every now and then.

• 10:55Hannah Berner?

  Even a broken clock is right once, once a day.

• 10:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe we do, the next time we do something that me and you are trying, maybe we do a, we get you a singing lesson. And we give you like one hour with a professional vocalist and we see what she says, if there's any potential there, if she can work with that and to see if you can hit that note.

• 11:17Hannah Berner?

  So we posted the video. It was like a six minute video. Grace was laughing, which is distracting to me and my vocal cords because they tighten up when I giggle. Also, there was no warm up. We didn't, like, people in the fact that and of course, the sound in the room, like, wasn't great.

• 11:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that was it.

• 11:37Hannah Berner?

  You were pretending to be Glinda and I was Alphaba and we're holding each other. At one point, you were getting jealous of me because you could tell my potential and that was kind of negative energy towards my vocal cords.

• 11:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Absolutely. And that's on me. And that's on me. Wait, I want to say one other thing about Wicked. I am like back in a phase and I haven't been in this phase since like 2016 where I like am obsessed with Ariana Grande again, maybe even like 2014. I'm like back to being obsessed with her.

• 12:10Hannah Berner?

  Well, everyone is.

• 12:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. Like, and I jumped on that train too. And I'm actually, I'm starting to like not even be mad at her hair and makeup.

• 12:19Hannah Berner?

  So someone says something on TikTok that was iconic. They were like, with all the drama and shit going down with Ariana Grande, like, remember she was so hated when she dropped Yes, End and all that stuff? She's like, it's so iconic that she shut all the haters up just by being so good.

• 12:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's actually so fucking powerful.

• 12:41Hannah Berner?

  I do have respect. And people are separating the artist for real. I mean, her SNL performance.

• 12:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what were people mad at her for? Oh, she stole that man's husband.

• 12:53Hannah Berner?

  Steal a man's husband. I mean, I couldn't believe it, but no, she did not steal a man's husband.

• 13:03Hannah Berner?

  She stole SpongeBob from.

• 13:04Paige DeSorbo?

  She stole that man's husband, or she stole that woman's husband.

• 13:09Hannah Berner?

  With a newborn child. What has been cute is seeing, she was talking about how she was on the Sweetener Tour, and she heard that there might be an audition, and she's like, I would leave the Sweetener Tour today to start training for that. And it started to make me realize, like, we don't see the hard work differential of like, a superstar and just someone who's viral for a couple of years. Like, respect to Taylor and Ariana and Adele, like, they're putting insane work in that we don't see.

• 13:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:39Hannah Berner?

  Cause they're not posting it.

• 13:40Paige DeSorbo?

  If somebody asked me, I mean, there was definitely multiple times in the past couple of years that I was like, where the fuck is Ariana Grande?

• 13:47Hannah Berner?

  She was working.

• 13:49Paige DeSorbo?

  She was working her ass off.

• 13:51Hannah Berner?

  She was gonna leave her tour that was making her millions and millions of dollars to start training to, for just to get the audition.

• 14:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I wanna love something like that.

• 14:02Hannah Berner?

  Well, I do have to say.

• 14:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Actually, I love Giggly Squad like that. I would drop anything to do Giggly Squad.

• 14:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, Giggly Squad, Daphne and Butter, it holds us down.

• 14:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly. You know what I thought today when I left you for a brief few hours?

• 14:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I've spent more time with you than anyone in my life, and I, I, I have to say that you, you feel the same, right? Like, have you ever spent more time with someone other than me? But like, I guess you were on Teams. You were on a lot of Teams.

• 14:35Hannah Berner?

  I was on Teams, where like, you wake up, you see the girls at 6 a.m., you go to class, you see them again at 3:00, they're your roommates.

• 14:42Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't care about them anymore, right?

• 14:45Hannah Berner?

  No, I mean, a couple of the girls on the team still follow Gaily Squad. Shout out Elena, JoJo, and Chupa, and Chapaya.

• 14:52Paige DeSorbo?

  But do you think I'm up there with them as in terms of like how many hours we've spent together? In the past seven years?

• 15:00Hannah Berner?

  Well, you're my best friend.

• 15:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 15:04Hannah Berner?

  You're my best friend, period.

• 15:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you. I needed to hear that.

• 15:08Hannah Berner?

  No, I love you. Why haven't you asked me to try the note again?

• 15:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Because Hannah, it's just I I'm supportive in everything you do and I truly, I truly, the way I think of you in my mind is that you can do anything. Here's the thing, though, I do limit those sections in which I put you in, like she can do anything. Like funny, you can do it. Acting, you can do it. Athletics, you can do it. I would even like teeter on cooking because like that's basically just reading a recipe. So like, yeah, she could do it. When it comes to singing, which I think is a real blessing that you have when you're born. Look, you don't, you don't choose who you're attracted to.

• 15:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And I don't think you choose to be a singer, okay?

• 15:59Hannah Berner?

  This is one of those things in life where it's like, the one thing I can't do, I want. And I believe that the only thing between me and Cynthia is it's mental.

• 16:11Paige DeSorbo?

  She wanted it more? No, okay, I think that was, I think that's toxic.

• 16:16Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I actually feel like I'm so offending the singing community right now.

• 16:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, so, wait, a giggler commented and I was peeing my pants. She goes, this just set back the musical theater. Like kittens, 10 years.

• 16:30Hannah Berner?

  Someone was like Hannah's the confidence of a man that says he could fly a plane.

• 16:34Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's, I love it though.

• 16:37Hannah Berner?

  Can I just try it once for the, for the gigglers?

• 16:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, make it quick.

• 16:41Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 16:44Hannah Berner?

  Because it took them, okay, wait.

• 16:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, that was actually better. I'm not gonna lie. That was better, but like.

• 16:55Hannah Berner?

  It got stuck.

• 16:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna say something really controversial and mean. You don't have a pretty singing voice.

• 17:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, you don't have a nice voice.

• 17:07Hannah Berner?

  My brother said that I sound like a whale. Like a whale dying.

• 17:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Some type of animal, like, in heat.

• 17:14Hannah Berner?

  Thought that I was dead?

• 17:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 17:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Absolutely not.

• 17:19Hannah Berner?

  The funniest part of this whole thing is my mom is a professional jazz singer.

• 17:23Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was just gonna say, your mom is the actual voice of an angel.

• 17:27Hannah Berner?

  So I called her and I was like, what happened to singing lessons? And she was like, we brought you and we were all excited. And then I was like, yeah, and then afterwards, no one brought it up again. And she was like, was I that bad at eight years old? And she was like, you were just so good at other things.

• 17:42Paige DeSorbo?

  You're born with it or not. No, I say this all the time. Like, I had, I did not have participation trophy parents. I had.

• 17:50Hannah Berner?

  Neither did I.

• 17:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I had parents that were like, look, you're not good at it. Okay, so if you wanna quit, we're not gonna be upset with you.

• 17:58Hannah Berner?

  But also, like, that's, I'm sick of this not quitting culture. Like, if I didn't quit other things, I wouldn't be here right now.

• 18:06Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm so for quitting shit.

• 18:09Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 18:10Paige DeSorbo?

  When I was younger, I begged my mom to play softball. I was like, Mom, if you don't put me in softball, my life is over. Like, you have to.

• 18:17Hannah Berner?

  To me trying to do musical theater. Why did you wanna do softball? Like, your friend was on it?

• 18:21Paige DeSorbo?

  My friend was on it and I wanted, I wanted the uniform. Like, I truly wanted the uniform.

• 18:26Hannah Berner?

  You thought it was, like, chic and preppy?

• 18:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought it was adorable. And so I did one year of softball and I said, don't ever.

• 18:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Put me on a fucking team like that ever again. I hated every minute of that. That was the worst experience of my life. My mom was like, I friggin' told you. Like, I knew you weren't gonna like it. So normalize quitting.

• 18:46Hannah Berner?

  Mental health moment, though, like, with sport, it's always like, it's gonna be hard, it's gonna be difficult. Whoever can push through will be the champion. So you have trouble deciphering, like, is this just not my path? Or do I just have to, like, suck it up more than the person next to me who's running?

• 19:03Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to really want something.

• 19:05Hannah Berner?

  True. And, like, I love wanting something. That's what keeps me alive.

• 19:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah me too.

• 19:10Hannah Berner?

  That's why you actually don't want all your dreams to come true cuz then like.

• 19:13Paige DeSorbo?

  No, if I'm not working toward anything, I'm like so bored and that's when I get mischievous.

• 19:20Hannah Berner?

  Are you a cat?

• 19:25Hannah Berner?

  And that's when I shit on the rug.

• 19:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's when I push over everything on the table.

• 19:31Hannah Berner?

  That's a thought I recently had about any time that I was obsessed with results like, oh, I want to win the Big Ten Championship. Or, oh, I want to have the number one whatever.

• 19:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Album in the country.

• 19:43Hannah Berner?

  It always made me like not actually as good at what I was doing cuz I put so much pressure on it. And when you're only caring about result, you don't have fun either. So you end up not doing well and not having fun. So it's like find something you really love the chase and you love the journey of it and you love the process. And then like, you ever see sometimes people get awards and they have that look like, yeah, I knew it. It's cuz like they were so entrenched in the process that they were like, there's no other way.

• 20:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:10Hannah Berner?

  Instead of just like being like, I want to be the best. It's like, no, like, love what you're doing.

• 20:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You know, I kind of had to like start to feel like that on tour, like after my panic attack. I had to like remember like, wait, I love to do this. Yeah.

• 20:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Well, sometimes people have to like re-fall in love with stuff cuz you went, started Giggly Squad cuz we loved talking to each other. And then so much other stuff was going on that you got, you got lost in the sauce, as Italians say.

• 20:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Absolutely.

• 20:41Hannah Berner?

  And you know what your brain said to you? Gotcha.

• 20:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Gotcha. I just think it's so pertinent for so many different conversations.

• 20:51Hannah Berner?

  It's so important.

• 20:53Paige DeSorbo?

  That meme is so important to my everyday life. Like, I just, I love it.

• 20:58Hannah Berner?

  Also, the whole thing of, um, like, We Can't Be Managed, it was from the Kanye West quote. And someone tweet, and someone recently sent the tweet and said Kanye's a giggler.

• 21:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, like that? He got it from us?

• 21:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's so good.

• 21:16Hannah Berner?

  Gotcha.

• 21:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like if Kanye did listen to like a couple of episodes though, he could potentially be a giggler, who knows?

• 21:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I do have to say one more thing about our live shows.

• 21:27Hannah Berner?

  We are going to Mohegan Sun and Cleveland. I was like hanging out with one of the security guards after the show in Tampa.

• 21:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:37Hannah Berner?

  And he was like...

• 21:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, let's like, I feel like give more context before just starting out with that sentence. "I was hanging out with one of the security guards after the show." No, no, no. You were being walked to your room. After the show, it was maybe like a 30-second encounter that you had. You need to go to some app.

• 21:57Hannah Berner?

  Like, I was vibing, smoking a cigar, talking about life. No, he was dropping me off my room and he was like, "By the way, I was kinda scared tonight." And I was like, "First of all, I don't have, I can't hold space for your emotions right now because I don't care." And he was like, "No, like, I was thinking if one of the girls got out of control, like, and you guys are revving them up, like, they're so pissed off at men, like, 40 minutes into the show, like, and I tried to, like, remove one of them." He's like, "I don't know if I could do it." And I was like, "And that's on you, babe."

• 22:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I heard him. He was like, "I'm thinking, okay, there's one of me, there's 2,000 angry girls out there. I have zero chance."

• 22:37Hannah Berner?

  I love the self-awareness and I was like, "That is..." He goes, "I mean, I was laughing. It was really funny, but like, part of me was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do."

• 22:45Hannah Berner?

  Because these girls, I told him, even though they get blackout, they are swift.

• 22:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, they're tricky.

• 22:50Hannah Berner?

  They can outsmart any bodyguard.

• 22:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep, absolutely.

• 22:54Hannah Berner?

  And they can't be, they can't be managed. On this tour, we're sponsored by Neutrogena. So when we were on tour, I fell asleep and Paige pulled out her Neutrogena collagen bank and gave me a facial.

• 23:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like people aren't understanding that, like, when we're on tour, we're on so many planes, so we're dehydrated, so we need extra moisturizer. That's why I love the Neutrogena collagen bank. I also put the collagen bank SPF 30 on you earlier today because I just feel like you're a little bit dry and we're gonna be in Florida, so like, we need the SPF.

• 23:26Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's like 75 degrees and SPF is super important. My mom told me.

• 23:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And the collagen bank just like builds on the collagen you already have, which is why I love it because it's working with what you have, it's plumping your skin, it's making it glow. And also I love things that are fragrance free and it works for all skin types. Hannah always is bragging that she has combination skin and I have sensitive skin, so we can both use it. So go buy Neutrogena's Collagen Bank SPF 30 today. This episode of Giggly Squad is brought to you by McDonald's. The Quarter Pounder with Cheese with Fries and a Drink now for $8 for a limited time only. You know, I love getting McDonald's after a Giggly Squad live show and we're going on tour again, which means my QPC order is about to be amazing. My Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

• 24:14Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:47Hannah Berner?

  The Columbia Amaze Puff Jacket is so iconic because I feel so encapsulated and warm, but it's so light.

• 24:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Great use of encapsulated. I went whimsical. My jacket is the Tea Light Pearl Shine and it really does give Tea Light Pearl Shine.

• 25:03Hannah Berner?

  It gives it.

• 25:04Paige DeSorbo?

  It's honey.

• 25:05Hannah Berner?

  Honey. And mine's black.

• 25:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes in the winter, you just see all the same colors and I'm like, okay, but let me throw like a galosh on with my puffer coat and let me have it be fun colors.

• 25:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because you like a coat to be part of the outfit, not ruining the outfit. But also I hate when you put on coats and then you're like stiff. You guys, I literally could swim in this.

• 25:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it feels like it's light, but it's also extremely warm.

• 25:32Hannah Berner?

  It's not overpriced and we love giving the Giggler's a good deal. And it has space for layering. Like you don't feel like it's tight.

• 25:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is very important because there's nothing worse than like layering and you're stiff and then you're sweating and it's like a cold sweat and it's like no.

• 25:47Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 25:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And I love that it has these things for your hands because I I really use them with my thumbs. I love when jackets have this.

• 25:55Hannah Berner?

  So cute. And they have all different length options for what you prefer depending on how long your torso is. Visit Columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket.

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• 28:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Sign up and get 20% off at betterhelp.com/giggly-squad. That's betterhelp, H E L P, dot com slash giggly squad. No, this was the first time we went to Florida and actually it was so fun. We went to a, what was that place called?

• 29:10Hannah Berner?

  Crock Encounter.

• 29:11Paige DeSorbo?

  A Crock Encounter. And let me tell you, we encountered some.

• 29:15Hannah Berner?

  We encountered.

• 29:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just, here's the one thing I will say about tour that has nothing to do with the live.

• 29:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that we've been going and doing stuff in like random cities. Like it truly has made, it's made it so much better.

• 29:32Hannah Berner?

  It's crazy to make a memory.

• 29:34Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 29:37Hannah Berner?

  We just discovered activities and we're like, honestly, low-key underrated.

• 29:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Low-key got a high on life, which was nuts.

• 29:49Hannah Berner?

  Well, because the first day we just slept all day in Tampa and in my head, I'm like, I could go outside, I could go for a walk, but I don't know what's gonna happen.

• 29:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think people understand like the trauma bond that me, you and Grace have from just like being together this many days in a row, being together this many hours, dealing with like certain situations that are, I mean, we almost died at one point on this tour, like.

• 30:11Hannah Berner?

  Multiple times.

• 30:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And so I just feel like so connected to you both.

• 30:20Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can I do a quick shout out?

• 30:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:22Hannah Berner?

  I recently found out that Amy Poehler is a giggler and listens to Giggly Squad, knows all our stories.

• 30:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 30:32Hannah Berner?

  So I feel like we're close to retirement.

• 30:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Forget about Wicked, the true fairy godmother, which is Amy Poehler, said, I think your guys are funny. And that's-

• 30:43Hannah Berner?

  So like-

• 30:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Done, see ya. Daphne? We're going to bring- Gotcha. Wait, imagine if she just commented and was like, "Gotcha."

• 30:54Hannah Berner?

  Gotcha.

• 30:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, wait. Speaking of celebs that we love.

• 31:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I know she's doing press right now, so she's everywhere, but like, I would lay my life down for Kiki Palmer.

• 31:09Hannah Berner?

  I love her. I met her when I was working for Betches back in the day. We had a film with Sketch, and she was like, could not be cooler, nicer, chiller, funnier, smarter, like, vibey, kind, could not say enough good things.

• 31:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I had zero clue how old she was. I literally could not even ballpark guess in my mind. Like, I was like, I have no idea. And it was one of those moments where I looked up how old she was, and she's 31, she's a year younger than me, and I had a moment where I was like, "Oh my god, I like look up to her so much." And like, even though she's younger than me, we're basically the same age, but like, I just find her to be so like, I don't even know, mature isn't even a good enough word to describe her.

• 31:55Hannah Berner?

  She, I feel like she's lived so many lives.

• 31:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like she's lived so many lives.

• 32:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, she's kind of like an, she has this like old soul energy, but also like so youthful. Like, she's like just a crazy aura.

• 32:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And she can do everything.

• 32:11Hannah Berner?

  Anything. And she just, she's a mom now, she just had a baby.

• 32:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Everything, like I feel like people don't give her enough credit. I know she's promoting a book right now, but like, she's also an amazing actress and an amazing singer.

• 32:26Hannah Berner?

  Can I add on a celebrity that I'm obsessed with?

• 32:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 32:29Hannah Berner?

  Rita Moreno.

• 32:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Who the heck is that?

• 32:33Hannah Berner?

  She's the star of West Side Story.

• 32:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, you've talked about her before. You love her.

• 32:38Hannah Berner?

  So she's, if you go on Delta, there's a documentary about her that's fucking unreal. But she recently was on, I think it was like Fallon or Seth, one of the late night shows. And she dated for eight years, Marlon Brando. You would love Marlon Brando. Do you know who Marlon Brando is?

• 32:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, let me Google this lady. Who, what's her name?

• 32:58Hannah Berner?

  Rita Moreno. Rita Moreno.

• 33:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, okay.

• 33:06Hannah Berner?

  Such an icon, hilarious. She dated Marlon Brando for eight years and apparently he like terrorized her life. Like, he was the hottest, most successful actor.

• 33:17Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like our like Brad Pitt?

• 33:20Hannah Berner?

  Yes, he loved her. But she literally was like, my life stopped during those years because I was just like, like,

• 33:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Obsessed with him?

• 33:28Hannah Berner?

  Obsessed with this man and he was obsessed with me, but like I wasn't happy with him. So she tells a story. This is so fucking iconic. She found out that he was cheating on her. She found underwear in his bedroom.

• 33:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 33:42Hannah Berner?

  So she leaves.

• 33:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I just looked up a picture of him when he was young and he's so handsome, it actually hurts my brain.

• 33:50Hannah Berner?

  No, like he's the guy. So she's all upset and crying because she just found out love of her life is cheating on her again. And she gets a call from the Colonel.

• 34:05Paige DeSorbo?

  The Colonel?

• 34:06Hannah Berner?

  He represents Elvis.

• 34:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 34:09Hannah Berner?

  And he goes, hey, Elvis saw you on this, at this restaurant in LA, whatever. He wants to take you to dinner.

• 34:17Paige DeSorbo?

  What about Priscilla?

• 34:19Hannah Berner?

  He was, he was single at the time. But I like that you're looking out.

• 34:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Thanks.

• 34:25Hannah Berner?

  She goes, actually, yeah.

• 34:28Paige DeSorbo?

  All these people are dead, though.

• 34:32Hannah Berner?

  I don't think Priscilla's dead.

• 34:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Priscilla's mad, actually.

• 34:36Hannah Berner?

  You went full Martha Stewart. Well, she's dead, so.

• 34:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, me and Hannah literally did that in the car today. We were talking about someone and Hannah was like, well, he's dead. I was like, he's very much alive.

• 34:50Paige DeSorbo?

  She was like, to me, he's dead.

• 34:52Hannah Berner?

  That is the new, like, I don't know her. We just go, well, thank God he's dead.

• 34:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I've been wanting to do the challenge, the TikTok challenge, where you like, hold up a saying that you say, but it has nothing to do with like the conversation. And you have to like guess, the other friend has to like guess, like, we say this one, we hate someone. Oh, well, he's dead.

• 35:13Hannah Berner?

  I actually have it all set up.

• 35:16Hannah Berner?

  We, we'll, we'll do that TikTok, add it to the list. Um, so anyway, Reed Moreno went out with Elvis. And he, Marlon Brando found out, I don't know how they found out, like in the 40s or 50s or whenever this was. I didn't even know they had.

• 35:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Carrier pigeon.

• 35:32Hannah Berner?

  How did they communicate? A pigeon. So he finds out, he's freaking out and like threw a chair and she was like, and I was so happy about it. And the like, the crowd went nuts.

• 35:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm obsessed.

• 35:45Hannah Berner?

  And she's just iconic. Also, I just want to preference. I know I just threw out some random dates. Anything before 1990, I don't fucking know. Like, and like when people were like, oh, in the 1700s, that's just, I have no fucking clue. Also, recently someone was like, when did you start Giggly Squad? Like, and I was like, ah, five years ago. And they're like, do you know what month? Who are these people that are like, oh yeah, March of 2016? I, like, that's crazy to me.

• 36:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, low key, I feel like I'm pretty good.

• 36:17Hannah Berner?

  Like, I don't remember when anything was, ever.

• 36:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not good, but I do know that I know more than you.

• 36:25Hannah Berner?

  I couldn't, I believe you. I couldn't tell you, like, you know, when someone's like, winter of 2023. No. I couldn't tell you.

• 36:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, things that happened in the world? Or like, things that happened in your own life?

• 36:39Hannah Berner?

  Both. Like, when people were like, when did you get married? I was like, 2022. In the vicinity, in the summer.

• 36:45Paige DeSorbo?

  We started Giggly Squad in 2020. Right? In June of 20, no.

• 36:54Hannah Berner?

  It's difficult.

• 36:55Paige DeSorbo?

  It's difficult. September of 2020.

• 36:59Hannah Berner?

  You know that game show with Travis Kelsey, how they're like, are you smarter than a fifth grader? I would just be like, no.

• 37:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm not.

• 37:05Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's not like, obviously, the fifth graders are studying, like, worse. So, like, I'm not gonna beat a fifth grader at their passion.

• 37:16Hannah Berner?

  This fifth grader's obsessed with lizards. I'm not gonna know more about lizards than this fifth grader. Smartest fifth grader in the world would whoop my ass.

• 37:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I think not a sentence that's brought up enough in this conversation, like, okay, well, they're studying, so that's like unfair. You're in the process of learning it right now, so that's cheating.

• 37:37Hannah Berner?

  If I don't study anything, I will know anything.

• 37:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, dude, if I, I don't know what's going on with me. If I don't write it down, didn't happen.

• 37:47Hannah Berner?

  But again, which is my crazy delusion, like, I'll literally be like, I can't, would never win against a fifth grader in a quiz. But I do, I'm delusional, I think I could be, like, Taylor Swift-level songwriter. Like, I don't think writing songs is hard.

• 38:05Hannah Berner?

  It's rhyming.

• 38:06Paige DeSorbo?

  That's crazy, though.

• 38:08Hannah Berner?

  Okay, as a creative, I used to love writing poems.

• 38:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, so then maybe you could.

• 38:15Hannah Berner?

  But, like, writing poems is not hard. You just express yourself. You're just like, I'm sad 'cause he looked at me that way, and I was hoping you weren't gonna say.

• 38:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I know that I definitely couldn't, because I feel like when I got down to doing it, I'd be like, this is way harder than people think, and like, here's the other thing, I don't do, well, that's one thing, and I don't like doing things that, like, I don't like doing. Like, here's the thing with me, I am- I'm an extremely, I feel like decisive person when it comes to a lot of aspects in my life. So like if I don't like something, I don't like it and I don't wanna do it.

• 38:56Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like cats. You didn't like it for six years.

• 38:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:59Hannah Berner?

  And then you had a little bit of a mental break and next thing you know, cat was on your lap and then you're like, we're like, you're just like my brother. My brother said he hated chocolate, like his whole childhood. No, something happened that like ticked him off and he's like, I don't fuck with it. And he like, I think he liked that we were like, you're crazy, you like chocolate, just taste it. And he's like, no, I don't like it.

• 39:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:18Hannah Berner?

  You and Dan are the same.

• 39:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I have to get to things on my own time.

• 39:23Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, eventually he tasted chocolate and he was like, this is good. How did we get here?

• 39:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, how did we get here?

• 39:28Hannah Berner?

  Wait, can we talk about when we got in the Uber at like,

• 39:34Hannah Berner?

  at like 1 a.m. in Orlando?

• 39:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And we yapped the whole time?

• 39:39Hannah Berner?

  No, and the guy offered us gum or water.

• 39:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, wait, let me set the scene. Let me set the scene. We're in Orlando, Florida, okay? We just performed two shows, so it's like 12. We have to wait for the, we have to wait for the merch line to be done so we can get like the iPad so that we can get in the car to drive to Tampa. So we, so we're waiting around, waiting around. We finally get in the car at like, what, like 2 a, 2 a.m.?

• 40:03Hannah Berner?

  It was late.

• 40:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe like 1:30. We get in the car.

• 40:09Paige DeSorbo?

  It's me, Hannah and Grace. We say to the driver, like, we're so sorry we're late, like, it's only an hour and a half drive. He's like, totally fine, whatever.

• 40:20Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like a, not an Uber, it's like a regular, like a car service. And so he took, so we're, I'm building it up.

• 40:27Hannah Berner?

  Give me more details.

• 40:28Paige DeSorbo?

  This nice man, nice gentleman, dressed in a suit, grabs a bag of gum, turns around to the backseat to me and Hannah and goes, do you want any gum? Do we do, can I offer you any gum, any refreshments? Hannah goes, oh, I'm good on the gum, sir. I'm really trying to slow down tonight.

• 40:46Hannah Berner?

  I go, we're gonna first slow, he goes, you.

• 40:50Paige DeSorbo?

  He didn't offer you cocaine.

• 40:53Hannah Berner?

  He goes, "Do you want a cup of water?" I go, "Sorry, we're slowing down for the night."

• 40:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, we're trying to put ourselves down for the night and excessive chewing would defeat the purpose.

• 41:05Hannah Berner?

  It's funny because at the time, it was so funny saying it out loud now. I'm like, "I don't know."

• 41:12Paige DeSorbo?

  That's because we've legit been delusional.

• 41:15Hannah Berner?

  When you said he didn't offer us cocaine, that's when I lost it. And then-

• 41:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because then he started laughing too. So then I knew we got and gotcha.

• 41:27Hannah Berner?

  Actually, when we get the Uber driver to laugh, there's no better feeling.

• 41:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I was just gonna say, I'm not trying to be a pick me girl. Like, I'm truly not trying to sound pick me. But there is a satisfaction when an older man laughs at your- now I get why you married Des. When an older man laughs at your jokes, I'm sorry, I'm just gonna say it, there is another level of like-

• 41:51Hannah Berner?

  Because there's a challenge there. There's no reason why he should. There's no universe that he should find us relatable.

• 42:00Paige DeSorbo?

  If there's an older man in the crowd at Giggly Squad Live, we do become obsessed.

• 42:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Because that is a challenge for us to get them to laugh. Like, we already know that the gigglers are funny, smart, quick-witted, and like, get what's going on.

• 42:16Hannah Berner?

  But also, like, when the old man thinks we're great, I'm like, "Wow, like, that woman found a gem." This one guy in the front was like, "Yeah, I went to therapy." And I was like, "Yeah, because you're older." And he's like, "Yeah." I'm like, "Is this your second marriage?" And he's like, "Yeah." I'm like, "Yeah, you were pre-trained by your first wife." And I'm like, "Okay, was any other guy in Tampa, has he ever gone to therapy besides this guy that was clearly court-ordered?" And he starts dying laughing. "And my daddy issues were healed."

• 42:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it was so good. Well, here's the other thing. In casinos, which I learned on stage, that the casinos will hold a certain amount of tickets for like, walk-in people, like, at their casino. So like, you could be there and be like, "Oh, I don't know what Giggly Squad is, but I'm gonna go to it." So there were people there that had no idea what was going on and that-

• 43:04Hannah Berner?

  And you could tell by looking at them?

• 43:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, and that just threw me off.

• 43:08Hannah Berner?

  The Giggly Squad shows.

• 43:11Hannah Berner?

  Are all the hottest, most stylish, funniest, coolest. I'm a little biased, but like literally most successful, smartest women in that city.

• 43:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and truly, they wear the cutest fucking outfits.

• 43:23Hannah Berner?

  So it's very clear when someone's not a giggler in the crowd.

• 43:27Paige DeSorbo?

  It's, I'm like, are these the police? Like, what's going on? Are we being tracked? Who told them we were here?

• 43:36Paige DeSorbo?

  That's how I feel.

• 43:37Hannah Berner?

  Who let them in?

• 43:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like we're having like a party in our basement in high school, and we're like, who told their freaking parents?

• 43:42Hannah Berner?

  But lowkey, I love when like, just a simple, middle-aged couple who looks like they've never even, they don't even know what

• 43:52Paige DeSorbo?

  queef is.

• 43:53Hannah Berner?

  What a queef is. They've never heard of Luve.

• 43:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 43:57Hannah Berner?

  Or, um,

• 43:58Paige DeSorbo?

  And God bless them.

• 43:59Hannah Berner?

  Or fuckboys. And they stay the whole time and they leave smiling. That, that makes me feel warm.

• 44:05Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that makes me feel joy. This special segment presented by Nordstrom and Acast Creative. Once my birthday comes, I feel like it's officially Thanksgiving time, which means it's basically holiday season, which means you

• 44:16Hannah Berner?

  The year's over.

• 44:17Paige DeSorbo?

  The year's over. You're like, what have we been doing all year?

• 44:19Hannah Berner?

  But we have to celebrate.

• 44:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to celebrate, and it's time to get your holiday shopping. My strategy for holiday shopping, I don't like to go anywhere. I like to do all my online shopping. I like to do it in one place. That's why I love Nordstrom. They have free shipping, free returns, and free store pickup, which makes it even easier. And I have it shipped to my parents' house, so that when I get there, I can wrap all my gifts. I'm really particular about what gift goes to what person, obviously.

• 44:47Hannah Berner?

  Nordstrom opened up in Midtown when I lived there, and it was insane. Like, I got everything for everyone in one trip.

• 44:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, it's easy at Nordstrom because they have gifts under a hundred dollars. They have top brands. They have Nike, Uggs, Skims, Chanel.

• 45:02Hannah Berner?

  MAC.

• 45:03Paige DeSorbo?

  They basically have everything for everyone, whether it's kids on your list, your parents, your employees. Like, teacher gifts. My mom was always really big on teacher gifts. And obviously, outside of holiday shopping for everyone that's on your list, there's also a ton of holiday parties. Nordstrom is the perfect place to get your holiday party looks.

• 45:24Hannah Berner?

  What are you wearing for the holidays?

• 45:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I'm very still into the no pants but tights. Like, I need tights in every single color.

• 45:31Hannah Berner?

  With like a large blazer?

• 45:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, with an oversized blazer or something like that. And I just feel like Nordstrom is really good for stuff like that.

• 45:38Hannah Berner?

  It's so good. They have Reformation, Vince, Frame, Favorite Daughter. I love Favorite Daughter's like vest sets, um, Alice and Olivia. And they have the fancy ones. They have, they have a Vanetta. I feel like for the holidays, I also like to have fun with cute jackets, maybe a faux fur.

• 45:56Paige DeSorbo?

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• 46:14Hannah Berner?

  For the gifting, they have beauty and grooming gifts, like a Dyson or La Mer.

• 46:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I feel like that's great for gifting yourself. There's nothing I love more than when I'm shopping for everyone on my list. And then I also just throw in one thing for me and it's usually a self-care item.

• 46:29Hannah Berner?

  They also have like comfy stuff, like throw blankets or stuff for the home.

• 46:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, decorating your apartment or your house is...

• 46:36Hannah Berner?

  I'm talking about gifts for other people!

• 46:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, sorry. I'm talking about gifts for my home. My home deserves a gift and I love decorating it. And they have like cute little different things at Nordstrom that you don't see everywhere else.

• 46:47Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and because yeah, they curate it in a really like tasteful, good way to tell you what to get from these brands. Also, if you're just looking for stocking stuffers, they have great stuff like Sugar Fina, Charlotte Tilbury, calendars, gift sets, chocolate, leather goods, jewelry. And they even have gift cards if you need something quick or want to give the gift of choice to someone who's usually hard to shop for. They have everything to make it fun.

• 47:11Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:15Hannah Berner?

  Puff jacket is so iconic because I feel so encapsulated and warm, but it's so light.

• 49:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Great use of encapsulated. I went whimsical. My jacket is the Tea Light Pearl Shine and it really does. Give tea light pearl shine.

• 49:31Hannah Berner?

  Honey and mine's black.

• 49:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Because sometimes in the winter, you just see all the same colors and I'm like, okay, but let me throw like a galosh on with my puffer coat. And let me have it be fun colors.

• 49:44Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, cuz you like a coat to be part of the outfit.

• 49:47Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the outfit.

• 49:48Hannah Berner?

  Not ruining the outfit, but also I hate when you put on coats and then you're like stiff. I, you guys, I literally could swim in this.

• 49:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it feels like it's light, but it's also extremely warm.

• 49:59Hannah Berner?

  It's not overpriced. And we love giving the gigglers a good deal and it has space for layering. Like you don't feel like it's tight, so I can layer a lot.

• 50:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Very important because there's nothing worse than like layering and you're stiff and then you're sweating and it's like a cold sweat and it's like, no. And I love that it has these things for your hands because I, I really use them with my thumbs. I love when jackets have this.

• 50:22Hannah Berner?

  So cute and they have all different length options for what you prefer, depending on how long your torso is. Visit columbia.com to get your hands on an amaze puff jacket.

• 50:32Paige DeSorbo?

  It's tough on cold, soft on you.

• 50:36Hannah Berner?

  Ooh, I actually, I have one more mental health moment. And I don't have credit for this. I don't know where I saw it, but it wasn't me who came up with it. How you know how people get triggered? Instead of finding your trigger. Find your glimmer.

• 50:55Hannah Berner?

  Glimmer is the opposite of trigger. So it's like knowing the things that can instantly put you in a better mood and being aware of it.

• 51:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Could you name two right now?

• 51:06Hannah Berner?

  Let's say you love the smell of, what are those flowers you like?

• 51:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Peonies. Hot take, I don't think any flowers smell good.

• 51:16Hannah Berner?

  Gotcha.

• 51:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Gotcha. And that's crazy, because for a minute, my brand was like sending yourself flowers and like I owe, I mean, I get flowers like every Sunday from my apartment. I fucking love them, but I've never smelled a flower and said, that smells so good.

• 51:31Hannah Berner?

  So you just like how they look?

• 51:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I like how they look.

• 51:34Hannah Berner?

  Then why don't you just get fake ones?

• 51:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Because that's tacky.

• 51:38Hannah Berner?

  You know, I actually have fake ones from Amazon and it's the best thing I've ever done.

• 51:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Where are they? Yeah, but it depends on where they are. Like I put them in places that like I couldn't have fake flowers.

• 51:49Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like I put a little purple flowers in the middle of like my dining room table that just look really.

• 51:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that like you don't, you're not going in there every day like.

• 51:59Hannah Berner?

  No, and they're not like flower flowers. They're like little beads of whatever.

• 52:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, in my last apartment, I had like a little fake flower set and my mom walked in and was like, ew.

• 52:11Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I mean, I'd, I don't like the smell of any perfume.

• 52:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Really?

• 52:17Hannah Berner?

  I think it all smells chemical and like gets me nauseous.

• 52:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't wear any perfume?

• 52:22Hannah Berner?

  No, and if someone's wearing like a lot of perfume, I like, I can't handle, well, it's like, I can't smoke weed.

• 52:30Hannah Berner?

  I'm just like really sensitive.

• 52:31Paige DeSorbo?

  No, your body's so sensitive. Wait, I feel like I wear a lot of perfume.

• 52:38Hannah Berner?

  But yours is, I like, you wear like sweet, like.

• 52:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I wear different kinds.

• 52:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like I like the ones that are like coconutty or like vanilla-y. I don't mind that, but some of these fucking crazy perfumes. Once I was at the US Open and the guy in front of me, his hair smelled so strong of whatever spray he put in. I was like, I have to leave.

• 52:58Paige DeSorbo?

  See, I love a smell.

• 53:00Hannah Berner?

  I like the natural smell of Dez's forehead.

• 53:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I've slept with some of the ugliest guys because they smelled amazing.

• 53:08Hannah Berner?

  No, but that's literally Old Spice. That's not them.

• 53:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, gotcha.

• 53:15Hannah Berner?

  They go, gotcha.

• 53:19Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, we have to find our glimmers, even if it's ugly, men must smell good. So it's just like reframing your perspective to be, instead of being like, oh, that's offensive, that's offensive, being like, I, that was such a cute moment of that child who smiled at me when we made eye contact. You're like, sometimes I'm bad at the little things in life. And focusing on your glimmers. I did just see a TikTok about a guy did research. What do you think? Is it better to have more positive thoughts or less negative thoughts?

• 53:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Christ, seems like a trick question. Do I want more?

• 53:59Paige DeSorbo?

  She's never not funny.

• 54:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, do I want more positive thoughts or less negative thoughts?

• 54:07Hannah Berner?

  What do you think is better for your mental health?

• 54:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I need more positive thoughts. But it's, the answer is less negative thoughts.

• 54:15Hannah Berner?

  And Dez was like, what kind of science did they do? Apparently they did a study, but they said it's better to actually have less negative thoughts. And I didn't listen to the rest of it.

• 54:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Great.

• 54:24Hannah Berner?

  But I do think that makes sense because like, it's a concept of like, you can't always be happy. But like, content is like, should be what you want. Where I'd rather be content than like-

• 54:36Paige DeSorbo?

  What about for the people that aren't having thoughts?

• 54:40Hannah Berner?

  They're living the best life ever.

• 54:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I sometime, like, I, when I think about like, being anxious, I don't think I actively have like, negative thoughts about myself. But I don't have, I don't think I necessarily have like, active positive thoughts about myself.

• 54:56Hannah Berner?

  When I'm anxious, I'm in like, a thought spiral where my brain will not shut up. Like, I literally can't be in the moment because I'm fighting like, so many, I'm trying to figure out so many problems that I invented in my head.

• 55:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, I go very worst case scenario. Like, I, like, all of my, I would say, negative thoughts are all like, fear based of like, what if, what if this happens and what if that happens and like, what if I die? And like, what if, you know?

• 55:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 55:26Hannah Berner?

  Well, we're all gonna die, so. Gotcha.

• 55:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Gotcha.

• 55:32Hannah Berner?

  Okay, wait, one more mental health thing. Look, we had a weekend.

• 55:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I also have a funny story about how dumb men are.

• 55:40Hannah Berner?

  Okay, don't forget.

• 55:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not.

• 55:42Hannah Berner?

  I talked to you about this in the car. Um, this girl, Grace McCarrick, on TikTok, because I'm gonna give credit, was talking about how, you know, sometimes, especially with Thanksgiving coming up, we're gonna see a lot of our family, how sometimes you could be your, like, worst self around the people closest to you. And she was like, that's really not how it should be. Like, really try to be your most compassionate, kind, and empathetic side of yourself around the people closest to you. You should not be that with these people who you're not close to every day. Like, why are you giving your best self to, like, random strangers every day?

• 56:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and I feel like I'm guilty of that. Like, I can remember every single prom day that I ever had, and I was so mean to my mom on prom day, because I was so stressed out.

• 56:31Hannah Berner?

  I love that.

• 56:32Paige DeSorbo?

  And I still feel bad for her.

• 56:33Hannah Berner?

  Full diva on your prom day? Are you gonna do that on your wedding day?

• 56:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know.

• 56:38Hannah Berner?

  Are you gonna be a monster?

• 56:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I might. I think I, I think I will be.

• 56:41Hannah Berner?

  If you're not, that'd be weird.

• 56:42Paige DeSorbo?

  It would be weird if I wasn't.

• 56:44Hannah Berner?

  I can just see you being like, Hannah, make sure no one comes in my room right now. And I have to, like, stand outside the door and be like, sorry, she's not available.

• 56:52Paige DeSorbo?

  She's not taking appointments right now.

• 56:54Hannah Berner?

  She's not taking appointments right now. Wait, why are men dumb?

• 56:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of weddings, perfect seg, perfect segue. I'm on the phone with Craig the other night, and he's telling me about...

• 57:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Right when it happened, I said...

• 57:11Hannah Berner?

  That's the story?

• 57:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:11Hannah Berner?

  That's the end of the story?

• 57:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Right when it happened, I was like, I gotta write this down for my friggin' podcast. He is telling me about someone's wedding that he went to, or we were, like, talking about someone's wedding, whatever. And he was like, yeah, it was really nice. They, they said their own vows to each other. And I go, what'd you say? And he said, oh, like they read their own vowels. And I was like, that's so crazy because a vowel is A, E, I, O, U. And he was like, yeah, I'm talking about wedding vowels. And I go, I don't, I don't think those exist.

• 57:44Hannah Berner?

  This is one of those moments where you think, how long has this man been going around this earth? Saying vowels?

• 57:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 57:50Hannah Berner?

  Like, what has he thought when he heard people say vow? Like, does he think that's something different?

• 57:54Paige DeSorbo?

  This is a perfect example of, this is a moment where I actually did have a positive thought about myself. I thought, wow.

• 58:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I am so much smarter.

• 58:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Than a lot of the people I surround myself with.

• 58:09Hannah Berner?

  Where is friends to be like, that's not how you say it?

• 58:12Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like the-

• 58:12Hannah Berner?

  The fact that it went this long, that it got to you, is like not acceptable.

• 58:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I said, you're thirty-six and a lawyer. You take vows when you like are sworn in to be a lawyer, I think. Like, I was like, you've definitely heard the word vow.

• 58:31Hannah Berner?

  I would have just kept going and like leaned into it.

• 58:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, I was, well, because I was scared. I got nervous.

• 58:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, I can't-

• 58:40Hannah Berner?

  You were like, how bad is it?

• 58:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, I don't think I can, I don't think I can hold it for down for the both of us.

• 58:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not that strong. I'm not God's strongest. And he knows this.

• 58:56Hannah Berner?

  Wait, this reminds me of a joke way back in the day. Aziz Ansari made about fifty cent. Have you heard that joke?

• 59:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 59:03Hannah Berner?

  He was like, one day fifty cent sat next to me at a restaurant and I told the person I was with, shut the fuck up. I have to hear everything fifty cent is about to say on this, this dinner date. And how fifty cent ordered grapefruit juice. And the grapefruit juice came and he goes, why isn't this shit purple? And he goes, in that moment, I realized fifty cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is. And he's like, how many times has he seen a grapefruit and been like, that's a big ass orange?

• 59:32Hannah Berner?

  So that's Craig with vowels.

• 59:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like saying vowels is something you do in second grade. That's like when Chris Distefano was pronouncing Tupperware as Tubberware.

• 59:51Hannah Berner?

  Wait, shut up? Chris Distefano is a giggler?

• 59:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 59:54Hannah Berner?

  He literally messaged me this weekend was like, you and Paige crack me up. And I was like, yeah, cuz we're stupid Italians.

• 1:00:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's so funny. He has a clip with someone and I remember seeing it like years ago and laughing my ass off because he was saying it wrong his whole life. And the men are embarrassing. They're so embarrassing. And these are everyday words.

• 1:00:17Hannah Berner?

  When you said vow, or did he try to like mansplain and be like, you're saying, cuz if guys say something really confident, I'll be like, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it is vowel.

• 1:00:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, for the first five seconds, he was like, what are you saying? And I go, I go, no, no. I can, I'm not, I'm sticking to my guns on this one. I was like, no, you're wrong.

• 1:00:35Hannah Berner?

  I do have to say though, like, the grass is always greener because I'm with a guy who's smarter than me. And I have to decide if I need to ruin the flow of the conversation to ask him what a certain word means. Like you know when most of the time you're like, I, I don't need to know what this word means. Like I get the gist. But every now and then I'm like, I can't continue this conversation without the definition of that word. Cuz he also uses like European words and stuff that like throws me.

• 1:01:01Paige DeSorbo?

  That throws me.

• 1:01:02Hannah Berner?

  But he's really sweet. Like I'll be like, I'm sorry, what does that word mean? And he gives me like a whole definition.

• 1:01:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that's so cute.

• 1:01:08Hannah Berner?

  It's so cute.

• 1:01:08Paige DeSorbo?

  No man has ever taught me a single thing.

• 1:01:12Hannah Berner?

  But I do have to say, like, just a warning out there, like, when you're with a guy who's smarter than you, you will lose some arguments. And I thought that was illegal. I thought as a wife, it was like illegal to lose an argument to your husband, but like he will straight up, he's, he gets, he's like smart.

• 1:01:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:32Hannah Berner?

  We're like, you know when guys are dumb and you're like, oh, you wanna, you really wanna go there with me cuz I'm about to fucking like.

• 1:01:38Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'll, I will file my fucking nails while I eat you up.

• 1:01:43Hannah Berner?

  I'll say something he does and then he'll like double down on something and I'm like, okay, how, where do we, how do we get here? So that's just a warning. Decide, do you wanna get smarter or do you wanna win fights?

• 1:01:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I also wanted to say, one last thing about Wicked and then I truly am done.

• 1:02:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Ariana Grande posted a clip of her watching it with her grandma.

• 1:02:06Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, I saw.

• 1:02:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And I just thought that was like so frickin' sweet. Like, think about how that grandma feels watching her granddaughter have the career that she's had. And I mean, like, sky's the limit, obviously, but like, this is a very, like, pinnacle moment for her.

• 1:02:24Hannah Berner?

  Not to compare it to myself and my grandpa, but...

• 1:02:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually had a feel, I, I wasn't gonna say it. Because I was like, there's no way. But that's...

• 1:02:37Hannah Berner?

  So, I was thinking, like, Ariana Grande, you know, like, she, she has the most incredible songs. But like, some of her songs, like, "I bends it all night, I, I bend..." But not bend it.

• 1:02:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love those ones. Those are like, I feel like I clubbed to those.

• 1:02:51Hannah Berner?

  Got me walking side to side. Like, you know her grandma's like, I love her, but like, something, she's like, the grandma's not like... She's like, okay, well, that was a little inappropriate.

• 1:03:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No way, because I think...

• 1:03:02Hannah Berner?

  No, I think she loves it, but like, I'm just saying, when she saw Wicked, she probably was like...

• 1:03:07Paige DeSorbo?

  This is sweet.

• 1:03:07Hannah Berner?

  Oh, like, I was raised on musicals.

• 1:03:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Hannah Berner?

  And like, this is beautiful.

• 1:03:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, she definitely saw the original Wizard of Oz.

• 1:03:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, when, that's how I felt, like, when I did reality TV. And my grandpa was like, "I hate that program you're on."

• 1:03:25Hannah Berner?

  But then my grandpa died and he never saw my Netflix special, but that's the moment we would've had.

• 1:03:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, I'm trying to think what my grandma said when I first went on reality TV.

• 1:03:36Hannah Berner?

  I just compared, compared We Ride It Dawn to Wicked.

• 1:03:39Paige DeSorbo?

  As you should, Hannah. As you should.

• 1:03:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Guys, thanks for giggling with us today.

• 1:03:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna try and work on the problem that I have over in my home here with Hannah and the singing and I vow to the gigglers that I will make it stop.

• 1:04:02Hannah Berner?

  I tried to show Dez the video that we made of me doing it and he literally goes, "I'm gonna divorce you." And I'm like, "I told him that's what you were gonna say."

• 1:04:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because we can't have it Hannah. We're used, here's the other thing, we are used to you being so good at everything you do. So you also have to think of the people around you. So like when you're not at a level that we're-

• 1:04:24Hannah Berner?

  Are you calling me an inconsiderate, untalented fuck?

• 1:04:28Paige DeSorbo?

  So like we're just not used to you being like, "Hey, I can hit this note." And then clearly not hitting anywhere close to the version of the note. We're thrown off.

• 1:04:36Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what's freeing?

• 1:04:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:38Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what's freeing? Having zero expectations and just not being good at something? That's what, I'm sick of having to be good at things. Can we normalize just like doing stuff?

• 1:04:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No Hannah, you're the anchor. You keep us going.

• 1:04:52Hannah Berner?

  You go, "I don't like what, what are you fucking talking about?" I'm gonna take a vowel right now.

• 1:04:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Take a vowel.

• 1:04:56Hannah Berner?

  I'm gonna take a vowel right now that I'm gonna do things that bring me joy.

• 1:05:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:05:01Hannah Berner?

  No matter how good or bad I am at that.

• 1:05:02Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm gonna support them and I'm going to make as many comments as I see fit and necessary.

• 1:05:09Hannah Berner?

  And you are really good at making comments, so together it will be a success.

• 1:05:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Empowering.

• 1:05:14Hannah Berner?

  We're not even making sense anymore. Um, I just realized I've been traveling from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. When we landed, we recorded the pod. I love the fresh off the weekend pods, cuz they're just

• 1:05:27Paige DeSorbo?

  unhinged.

• 1:05:28Hannah Berner?

  pure chaos.

• 1:05:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not gonna lie, I can't wait to get back to like being in the studio, recording the pod, not being on tour, like getting back to basics.

• 1:05:37Hannah Berner?

  We actually have some surprises coming. There's a little fun change. Nothing, nothing, nothing that will affect anyone else.

• 1:05:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, nothing crazy. It's honestly, it's about us. It's, it's, yeah.

• 1:05:51Hannah Berner?

  And also, I think we might- Be like making your own studio, that could be fun. I think it'd be cool to decorate it. My side is like Hannah-coded and your side is Paige-coded. Cause I was like, how are we gonna design it and like agree on stuff?

• 1:06:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait Hannah, that's, oh my god, that's literally the smartest idea you've ever had.

• 1:06:12Hannah Berner?

  Like, so we both just go off in our aesthetics?

• 1:06:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I'm like obsessed.

• 1:06:18Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm excited, that'll be really fun.

• 1:06:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, that'll be really fun, I already have so many ideas, I'm getting a sconce.

• 1:06:27Hannah Berner?

  You're, you're gonna install it yourself with your fucking?

• 1:06:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my god, I'm gonna come over with my level, I'm gonna get my little mini ladder, yeah, no, I'm gonna have a full workday.

• 1:06:36Hannah Berner?

  What do you call your thing?

• 1:06:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my, um, I was gonna say my stun gun, my, um, my nail gun?

• 1:06:44Hannah Berner?

  You have a stun gun?

• 1:06:46Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't have a stun gun.

• 1:06:49Hannah Berner?

  It does seem like a good gift for Christmas for you though, I feel like you'd love that.

• 1:06:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think you can get them in New York, I mean, we could figure it out. Um, okay.

• 1:07:01Hannah Berner?

  You pull it out? Gotcha.

• 1:07:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Gotcha.

• 1:07:05Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we have to go, we love you guys so much, thank you for giggling. Oh yeah, we didn't even bring up Thanksgiving, have an amazing Thanksgiving.

• 1:07:12Paige DeSorbo?

  That's cause we're real friends.

• 1:07:14Hannah Berner?

  We're real friends, so we didn't even bring it up.

• 1:07:16Paige DeSorbo?

  We didn't bring it up.

• 1:07:17Hannah Berner?

  We're not gonna text you with happy Turkey Day, that's, no, this is real shit. Real, recognize real, have fun with your family, look out for the glimmers, and we'll talk to you later, bye.