Bonus #202 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 15 w/ Andrew Manning [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld The Noble of Nutcases JP McDade returns with his latest maniac Andrew Manning to discuss Andrew medically induced puberty at 20, the moment you realize that you fumbled a hookup, the jolly moment Andrew first noticed his nuts stink, roast battles, and much more. Andrew, JP and Stav help callers including a man who's wondering if he should take his wife's offer of a sex tourism hall pass seriously, and a woman who's sick of her mom talking trash about her dead dad. Follow Andrew Manning on social media: https://www.instagram.com/andrewmanthing/ https://www.youtube.com/@andrewmanningcomedy https://x.com/andrewmanthing Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎤 Watch Uncle Stav on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/82055929 ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld 🎟️ See Stavvy live!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Stavros Halkias?

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• 0:01Speaker 01

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• 0:02Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, big money.

• 0:03Speaker 01

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• 0:08Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I Venmo'd you three times last week, so it's kinda on me, actually.

• 0:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, you send it, I spend it.

• 0:13Stavros Halkias?

  Did my money get reincarnated?

• 0:15Speaker 01

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• 0:18Stavros Halkias?

  I can't believe you ate my Venmo.

• 0:21Speaker 01

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• 1:01Speaker 03

  Hey there, long time, first time. I called last night, but I'm doing this again to make it more concise. So, I want to open-

• 1:10Stavros Halkias?

  You guys never have to tell us that.

• 1:12Speaker 03

  -that I love my fiancee very much.

• 1:14Stavros Halkias?

  Big-

• 1:14Speaker 03

  We've been together for quite a while and are planning on getting married within the year. We're like perfect opposites, and so our relationship has really not had many road bumps over all the years, so.

• 1:28Stavros Halkias?

  That's good.

• 1:29Speaker 03

  Very, very grateful for it. And so, recently, I went to a certain country in Asia and was kinda confronted with some fun opportunities to potentially engage with-

• 1:44Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, man.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  Obviously, I did not-

• 1:48Stavros Halkias?

  You were confronted with it.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  But when I came home-

• 1:51Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, you say you didn't?

• 1:52Speaker 03

  -my fiancee was like, "Why didn't you? That would have been so fun. You should have done that."

• 1:56Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  Now, this is a place that I often visit for work, and-

• 2:02Stavros Halkias?

  Why? You're a sex trafficker.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  I-

• 2:04Speaker 04

  It's Israel. Some new real estate just dropped.

• 2:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's with the Kushner group. They're going over to fucking Thailand, Vietnam. They're like, "All right, wow, it's just tough. We have to keep flying in the children to Israel." What if we... or whatever the new... maybe that's what they're doing in Albania. They're doing Epstein's Island, too.

• 2:24Speaker 04

  No, I don't think they would ever condone anything like that.

• 2:27Stavros Halkias?

  Well, not the people. I will say, the proud people of Albania, my ex-heldess, have won me over with their destroying of the fucking bulldozers.

• 2:35Speaker 04

  It's pretty awesome, yeah.

• 2:36Stavros Halkias?

  That is sick.

• 2:37Speaker 04

  The Greeks would fucking never.

• 2:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, first of all, yes, they would. The Greeks would trick the Kushners into thinking we have a deal. Steal their money and then fuck their asses. But yeah, the Greeks have never been victims of financial crimes. They never fell for... I mean, it's so funny, as a country, we basically signed up for a payday loan. And it completely ruined our economy for fucking, for like, you know, 40 years.

• 3:04Speaker 04

  I saw a commercial with Mr. T.

• 3:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. "Oh, with this, we borrow the money we need now, and you know, great. We pay it back, and no problem."

• 3:15Stavros Halkias?

  So, shout out to the Double Eagle, but, okay, so this guy says he travels to Thailand. I mean, clearly, it's-

• 3:22Speaker 04

  It's gotta be.

• 3:23Stavros Halkias?

  Thailand or, fuck, where else? What's the other one? Singapore or...

• 3:29Speaker 04

  Singapore?

• 3:29Stavros Halkias?

  No, is it Singapore?

• 3:31Speaker 04

  I feel like they don't play around in Singapore. They wouldn't have-

• 3:33Stavros Halkias?

  Isn't there one other weird... I just feel like, there's another... Thailand is the classic one. Cambodia? Anyway, I don't know. It doesn't matter.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  They'll all have fun until a dictatorship comes in, and then they're like, "Yeah, knock it off."

• 3:46Stavros Halkias?

  Like, "Just for us." Anyway, the sex slaves are just for us. Okay, so this guy goes to, you know, goes to some country with sex workers

• 3:57Stavros Halkias?

  in Asia, and his girl was like, "Why didn't you?" Which, maybe she's a complete freak, which exists. I do know some fucking awesome, like, I've had some awesome friends over the years who would definitely be into, like, girls who are fucking freaks that would like to fuck around, and might even find it awesome that you... they like to do it together. Or it's a trap. Or it's a trap, and she's trying to see if you would ever do it. So, who knows? Let's keep going. Let's see what else he has to say.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  My reaction was, "Well, that's very nice of you to say, but I would never want you to do the same thing." So, I feel like I should probably hold myself to that same standard." And she was like, "I don't need to do something like that, but if you want to do something like that, then you should do it."

• 4:47Stavros Halkias?

  She's like, "I don't need to pay."

• 4:48Speaker 03

  And, you know, for many guys, this is maybe like what you would refer to as like a dream scenario, but-

• 4:54Stavros Halkias?

  It's not, not at all.

• 4:55Speaker 03

  I guess I'm just worried that if I did do something like that, that either A, after it happens, she'd like change her mind, or B, that I would be racked with guilt.

• 5:07Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, so don't do it.

• 5:08Speaker 03

  But then, the other flip side is, you know, maybe this is something that could be a one-time experience.

• 5:14Stavros Halkias?

  Right, definitely.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  You know, before I get married.

• 5:16Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 5:17Speaker 04

  You know what they say about sex workers? It's a real one-and-done thing.

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  It's a real one-and-done thing. When you... it's awesome. When you cross... I mean, you don't want to cross that Rubicon, brother. Also, here's the thing. The fact that you're even thinking about it this much means you are not built for this. The type of person that could handle this is someone who would normally cheat, but they see this as the gentleman's compromise, right? They see it as like, "I'm fucking whores four time zones away. I'm a good guy."

• 5:48Speaker 04

  Remember that episode of Mad Men where they come up with the idea of the executive account for businessmen to have a separate bank account?

• 5:55Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, right.

• 5:56Speaker 04

  This guy's like looking into that.

• 5:57Stavros Halkias?

  Right, absolutely.

• 5:59Speaker 04

  My whoring accounts I have on the side.

• 6:01Stavros Halkias?

  100%. So, automatically, I don't think this guy's built for this, but let's let him finish, I suppose.

• 6:07Speaker 03

  Could be a one-time experience, you know, before I get married, to try something different that I've never done before that's kind of exciting or weird, that she seems to be cool with. Get a little flavor outside of the United States, you know, as Anthony Bourdain would perhaps have done.

• 6:26Stavros Halkias?

  Don't try it, don't try it. Tony isn't... might be out by now, who knows, but don't drag Bourdain into this. Yeah, listen, you can go eat any type of fucking noodle you want in Singapore, but don't fucking fuck ladyboys or whatever you're thinking about doing over there.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  Try Pad C U in Thailand.

• 6:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, a little of Bourdain style. I seem to have missed... I missed the episode where he ranks the best brothels in Vietnam.

• 6:52Speaker 04

  Go to the local bar. Body parts are known.

• 6:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 6:54Speaker 04

  Get the cream sauce. Fuck a ladyboy.

• 6:58Speaker 04

  Tip-heavy.

• 6:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, dude. I don't... I mean, this is like, the whole, like, yeah, I don't know. This is way too... you just aren't-

• 7:08Speaker 04

  Have some reservations.

• 7:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I have many reservations here.

• 7:14Stavros Halkias?

  I just think this is way too complicated. It's one of those, like, we say this when this comes up with threesomes, too. It's like, do you think you can be the type of guy that has threesomes? Do you think you could be the type of guy, and also the one-time thing? You can't... you want to do something really awesome and strange that also makes you feel bad? Like, this is... you are begging to developing you addiction with this. The stakes are so high psychologically, you might not ever be able to come unless, you know, there's fucking bamboo over top of your head that's 98 degrees or whatever from now on. Also, when we're talking about these countries,

• 7:56Stavros Halkias?

  there's the other, like, some of this is also like, you know, how pumped are these people to be doing this?

• 8:03Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 8:03Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? Like, the whole... these whole economies exist. Like, look, we're pro sex work here. If you know some independent pros that have, you know, a small business, you pay fair wages.

• 8:14Speaker 04

  They're in the union.

• 8:15Stavros Halkias?

  Go crazy, right? I don't give a fuck. But we're talking about possibly, if not, either implicitly or explicitly trafficked people here, like, or they just have no other options in some of these places where I'm like, would this even be like an awesome...

• 8:32Speaker 04

  It feels like it would be a place where you go in and you like slide a few bot under the gate, like the bars, with someone behind the counter before you even get buzzed in.

• 8:41Stavros Halkias?

  Well, it's just like, you just see a lady fucking mopping, and you're like, "Hey, I'll give you $4 to give me head." And she's like, "I do need to get my son glasses."

• 8:49Speaker 04

  That is two months' pay.

• 8:51Stavros Halkias?

  Like, I don't know. To me, this whole thing feels... there are definitely ways to pull this off, particularly if your girl is a freak. But the amount of leeway she's left up to you, if someone is really cool with this, they might just be like, "Look, I don't... I honest..." And look, that does happen, right? Some women have this weird cuck-adjacent... we had Nikki on here, we barely talked about it, but she's talked about it in the past. Edie has talked... Edie Monica's talked about it, which I would like to have her on the pod to-

• 9:21Speaker 04

  How they think it like makes their guy more desirable.

• 9:23Stavros Halkias?

  Who knows, right? I've heard of that.

• 9:26Speaker 04

  This ain't bad.

• 9:26Stavros Halkias?

  This doesn't feel like that. This feels like a potential trap, a potential trap, something that could make you feel guilty forever for your girl and also potentially for the people you have hired. And then also, the odds of this be... of you opening Pandora's Box here and understanding how fucking awesome it is to buy pussy? And this is an addiction you developed?

• 9:49Speaker 04

  Your instincts are right in the question. He says, "I wouldn't want you doing the same thing." We did have a friend in college who, his girlfriend like said, "Oh, yeah, I know that men have needs. You can cheat if you want," and she was cheating on him.

• 10:03Speaker 04

  That is the policy oftentimes of cheating ladies. I'm just... I'm not casting any stones here.

• 10:08Stavros Halkias?

  That's a good point. That's a great point. That's a great point. So, yeah, I don't know, man. This, to me, feels like a real- This is not, I don't think you're capable and the downsides to me way, way, way outweigh the, the good stuff personally.

• 10:24Speaker 05

  One glaring omission to me is like, his girl said that to him and he, you know, does that make sense for your girl's personality?

• 10:34Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 10:34Speaker 05

  He didn't have a moment of like, huh, that's weird. She would even say that. She's never, I mean, they're, they're engaged. So

• 10:41Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  They've presumably been together for a while and it's like, was that out of character? If not, if, if that came out of the blue, then you know, your mind should go to like, oh, this is clearly a trap.

• 10:52Stavros Halkias?

  You know.

• 10:54Speaker 05

  To be like, I would never honey.

• 10:55Stavros Halkias?

  It's either a trap or maybe you're already getting cheated on.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  That's a possibility. You know, you're wading into some pretty dicey waters when the official Stavvy's world advice is like, maybe don't go to the sex worker.

• 11:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's true. It's true.

• 11:08Speaker 04

  Straight and narrow path.

• 11:09Stavros Halkias?

  It's true.

• 11:09Speaker 04

  With your betrothed.

• 11:10Stavros Halkias?

  It's true. And listen, if, if she, if she wants to do some shit that she's involved with, or like I, so I like, I have, I've like a friend of a friend has a story about like, they were together, like a couple that was together for a while and she straight up got him a high end sex worker and like, watched this lady suck her husband's dick and had a good time. And it was like a very contained, this is your present. I'm here. I get something out of it. You get something out of it. We've been together like 10 years. We both kind of experimented here and there. We know this will work for us. This being, and they were also kind of, they were like types, they were both kind of gay. Like they were kind of like, you know, uh.

• 11:51Speaker 04

  A man is married to a school teacher and brings in Andrew as a gift and says, honey, I know you've always wanted to fuck one of your students.

• 11:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  We've found a creative workaround for you.

• 12:02Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly.

• 12:03Speaker 06

  As the only one here with the mind of a lady boy.

• 12:08Speaker 06

  I think you gotta go for it, buddy.

• 12:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:10Speaker 04

  The mind of a man, the heart of a woman.

• 12:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 04

  Embodied Steve Harvey's advice. Think like a man, act like a lady.

• 12:18Speaker 06

  Uh, I gotta talk to her about this. I think, don't, don't do it. He's also just gonna get addicted to these business trips. She's gonna be like, why don't you ever get a better job? And he's like,

• 12:31Speaker 04

  The Asian market's heating up right now.

• 12:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They need data centers there too. Um, yeah, I don't know. Sorry. I got a weird, I got a text. It was like, bad news. Let's talk about some like, gonna be thinking about

• 12:43Speaker 06

  Oh, boy.

• 12:43Stavros Halkias?

  The next half hour. Uh, but, um, and I don't know what the fuck it even could be about, which pisses me off even more. But anyway, anyway, great text to get. Nobody knows I'm fucking recording all day. Maybe save it. Anyway, well, it's fine. It's fine. Um, uh, yeah.

• 12:59Speaker 04

  Tony two, the two towers is a go.

• 13:03Speaker 04

  You're gonna be playing a hobbit.

• 13:04Stavros Halkias?

  I pitched Matt, I pitched Matt, they should have the sequel happen at my funeral. Where everybody, everybody comes and they're like, everybody's older, not Banderas' funeral, at my funeral. Um, uh, in flashback, of course, how you would see me, but it would, that was the, uh, anyway, just making completely

• 13:21Speaker 04

  The Begonia prequel where you do all the creepy stuff with Jesse Plemons' characters.

• 13:27Stavros Halkias?

  Ah, fuck. Yeah. Make Jesse dress like fucking that lady tried to make fucking Andrew dress.

• 13:32Speaker 04

  I'll be grandpa.

• 13:33Stavros Halkias?

  So yeah, man, this to me feels a little past your abilities to handle. And we are officially telling you not to do it. I, that's my official.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  It's high level dirtbagery.

• 13:43Stavros Halkias?

  And you're, you don't got it like that. And we don't know that your girl is compatible.

• 13:46Speaker 04

  And that's a good thing. It's a compliment.

• 13:47Stavros Halkias?

  That's a compliment. It's a compliment.

• 13:49Speaker 04

  Some dirtier dirtbags would have never even thought about asking permission.

• 13:52Stavros Halkias?

  No, they would have cheated. They would have already done it.

• 13:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:56Stavros Halkias?

  Come home, be like, I would never do that. And every single time they go, go to that place.

• 14:00Speaker 04

  Would bring home diseases, blame their fiance for giving them diseases. Yeah. Gaslighted them into thinking that they cheated.

• 14:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 14:17Speaker 02

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