Puff Puff Paranoia w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 859

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• 0:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hi guys. Hello. Welcome to Your Mom's House. I'm Christina P. This is Duncan Trussell.

• 0:16Speaker 01

  Hello.

• 0:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Tom's not here and we're smoking.

• 0:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're smoking.

• 0:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know why? Fuck it. I'm gonna be 50 next month. I've already beat cancer, so have you.

• 0:27Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 0:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've already quit this once. This is the first time in 20 years I've been smoking.

• 0:31Speaker 01

  Feels good.

• 0:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Kind of fucking like it.

• 0:33Speaker 01

  It's so nice.

• 0:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  It is nice.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  It's so good. It feels so good.

• 0:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  And it's so wonderful and liberating and there's a reason, like heroes smoke.

• 0:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  So I tell my kids.

• 0:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, heroes winners smoke.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  And they don't. They want, it's very, you know, getting kids to smoke is so hard.

• 0:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  It is, because now they're into the vape, which I think might be worse for you than the old school tobacco.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Vapes, it's gotta be. It can't be, none, it can't be good for you, but you know, we got hantavirus now.

• 1:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 1:02Speaker 01

  You know about hantavirus?

• 1:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  My head's been in the sand. I've just been sitting in my room smoking, listening to the cure.

• 1:07Speaker 01

  We have got, so this is incredible. There was a cruise ship, a hantavirus outbreak, hantavirus 25% mortality rate.

• 1:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, where is this ship?

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Generally not, well, this is the, well, the ship is, they got all the people off the ship and sent them back home. Why not? And so it's a 25% mortality rate. Now, the good news is, the good news is that apparently it's not as transmissible. But the bad news is, all of a sudden, there's a lot of people trying to reassure us and that makes me more nervous.

• 1:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look up this virus. Let's see what we're in for. Is this gonna be another pandy? Are we going into, like a lockdown, maybe?

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Well, I think, no matter what, it's triggering everybody's lockdown. That's not good.

• 1:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  What happens to you? Do your guts liquefy? You get a bad cold?

• 1:53Speaker 01

  You, your lungs fill up with liquid.

• 1:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, perfect.

• 1:58Speaker 01

  And you die. So smoking is the ant. That's why I'm smoking right now.

• 2:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Same, same. Smart. We're beating this shit right now.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  Get holes in your lungs and the water falls out.

• 2:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, let's see, fever and chills, fatigue, severe muscle aches, headaches and dizziness, abdominal, oh, nausea and vomiting, that's like my least favorite.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  I know, that everything but that.

• 2:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Does this kill you for sure?

• 2:20Speaker 01

  Twenty-five percent.

• 2:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, okay.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  Twenty-five percent.

• 2:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, we've already outlived some shit, you and me.

• 2:26Speaker 01

  I know.

• 2:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  This can't take me down. I took seven weeks of radiation.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  Oh, the worst, dude. Just the worst.

• 2:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, let's not talk about this. This is depressing.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  This is a sad opening to the show. Can we start over?

• 2:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is nothing but positivity today.

• 2:38Speaker 01

  That's right. Paranoia.

• 2:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Paranoia?

• 2:42Speaker 01

  Have you ever heard that before?

• 2:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, it's not my friend.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  It's just the opposite of paranoia. Paranoia, it's where you think the universe is conspiring to help you, whereas, you know, paranoia, you think everyone's trying to get you. It's like, so instead of gang stalkers, you have like people following you around who are helping you, but they're not like introducing themselves. You can induce proanoia in yourself.

• 3:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think I do that.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  I do too.

• 3:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think I've done that.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  Angel numbers.

• 3:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, yeah, sometimes I get into that. Do you get into that, stupid?

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, I mean, it's synchronicity. So it's like, it's basically where you can use confirmation bias to induce proanoia.

• 3:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's what I have.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too.

• 3:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, except, yeah, yeah, more or less.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Right, I mean, I can, like, people watching right now, the number thirteen, the number thirteen, the next time you see it, something wonderful's gonna happen and you're gonna start noticing that number all the time. For real. Watch what happens.

• 3:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know what? Also, why don't we go ahead and start, we haven't even started the show, there's so much going on, I have so many big announcements. You're one of them.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  What?

• 3:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  We'll get into it, but first, you're right, let's start with a nice proanoia message from here, from here. Here we go.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Here we go.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  So not only do I play with my period blood like slime, I also sometimes lick it. I've only did it once, like, maybe once or twice, or maybe three times. I just, you know, sometimes you just gotta like, you just gotta analyze the nutrients within.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Analyze it. She's like a scientist. It's a scientist, I love it. This makes me excited about the youth.

• 4:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Duncan Trussell.

• 4:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Where's my phone?

• 4:43Speaker 01

  Is that booze you're drinking?

• 4:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  I wish. Let me see. Oh, fuck.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  What? What?

• 4:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Huh? Hold on.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  What happened?

• 4:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just, you know, your kids fucking school. This is the end of the year and every day. Tomorrow, late start. And then Friday, he's got to wear his clothes backwards to school. And then now it's fucking spirit day. And then funny mustache day. Like, why? Why are they doing? You don't need to make school fun. It's not supposed to be fun.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, yeah, it does seem like a lunatic. It's like somebody who's like in a, in a meth bender is coming up with activities for your kids. Like some psycho.

• 5:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, how do you have a, a job and have kids nowadays when you have to be at the goddamn school? Oh, parent teacher conference? That's at 11 a.m. on a Wednesday. Good luck if you have a normal fucking life.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  That's right. Exactly. And it's just plays into parental guilt. It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're going to prioritize your job over your sweet children? This is backwards clothes day.

• 5:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Backwards clothes. Everyone loves that. We're going wild. We're going wild today. I want you to assemble five pictures of your child cut out into octagons.

• 6:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. But why, why are they doing this? I think, is this a false need? They've generated that parents should be involved in their children's schooling. But this is why I pay you money. So that I don't have to be involved in any of this. I trust you.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Right.

• 6:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  To fucking do this for me because I'm too stupid to educate them. I can do backwards shirt day at our fucking house. I don't need you to do this. Why am I paying you for this?

• 6:30Speaker 01

  It's backwards shirt day a lot when you have kids. They don't know it's better to put their shirt on.

• 6:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just very, it's very strange. I don't think we came up in that kind of school. I think the schools we came up.

• 6:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Stupidity.

• 6:42Speaker 01

  No, there was nothing like that. I've never once remember my mom having to like, it's clown day. Going to. Target to buy me like.

• 6:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, fuck.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 6:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did you even, I remember like not even telling my parents that I had projects to do. Like you just fucking hid it from them and you hid from your parents.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  That's right. You stayed away from your parents. You avoided your parents. Your parents were depressed. They didn't have good antidepressants back then. So your parents had PTSD, were chronically fucking depressed. They were like zombies a lot of the time. You stay away from them.

• 7:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Where did you go to school growing up?

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Um, I went to school at, uh, Etowah Elementary in Etowah, North Carolina.

• 7:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Etowah?

• 7:25Speaker 01

  Etowah. It's just a tiny little town out in North Carolina, outside of Hendersonville. So it's just a little elementary school. Nobody, just a, nothing.

• 7:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Was it religious?

• 7:35Speaker 01

  No, no, I couldn't go to private, I wouldn't go to private school. I was going to like early days, public school where they were doing swish and spit and just making drink fluoride.

• 7:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was fun. You know what I noticed too, is that, but what's that quote? Is it Erasmus? Show me a kid by the age of seven, I'll show you the man. I don't know. It's somebody smart that said that, but man, that is the goddamn truth. Like think back to your first grade class.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  And you're like, oh yeah, that dude that flipped his eyelids and wrote on his arm in permanent marker.

• 8:07Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 8:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's in jail.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 8:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 8:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  That guy that walked all funny and ran kind of faggy. Guess what? He's totally gay right now.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  He's gay.

• 8:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, like it all pans out.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  It all pans out.

• 8:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Like, we're just adult versions of children. And I know that sounds so dumb to say.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Oh, does it?

• 8:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  But like, I'm literally who I was at seven. Just now I smoke cigarettes and I have better clothes.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  A hundred percent. And also.

• 8:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  And a great haircut.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  And a great haircut.

• 8:36Speaker 01

  You're totally.

• 8:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wait, so who were, were you always weird? Like, were you?

• 8:46Speaker 01

  A hundred percent. I weirded people up. My, you know, my, so, and this is, my father loved saying this to me throughout my life, which is like, we thought you were retarded for years. He loved saying that. And it was, and they, they, my, my mom sent me to the school counselor to basically found, find out if I was a special needs person. And I tested super high on the IQ test. And then like, they put me in gifted, the gate program, gifted and talented.

• 9:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, that's to communicate with aliens.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  Well, a hundred percent. I got in there. I was accepted. I got in, but it was such an amazing thing to watch the look on my mom's face when she realized I wasn't retarded. I still remember it.

• 9:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hold on, where's the high functioning? Here we go. It's funny you say that. This is just an interesting clip for you. This is for you. Was this you growing up?

• 9:43Speaker 03

  You're dealing with a high functioning retard. You're dealing with a high functioning malady retarded person.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 9:53Speaker 03

  When you go against me, you go against God and my law. Fuck you. Noah's law.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  I love him.

• 9:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that how you felt growing up?

• 10:00Speaker 01

  No, I didn't have that kind of confidence. That's that level of, I wish I had that level of confidence today.

• 10:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ever.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  That's incredible. You declaring God's law and simultaneously are retarded. It's so powerful. I would vote for him for president.

• 10:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, I, that's an interesting topic because I would vote for the period blood girl that we met at the top of the show.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because most people would never admit to that impulse. Now, I personally have never played with my menstrual blood with my fingers, the way she talks about it.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Slime.

• 10:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Slime. But I, I would be tempted to taste, just to see if there's a difference in that, that flavor between that flavor and like, just blood that comes out of your body when you cut it.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 10:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  And it is, it's gotta be nutrient rich. I mean.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  It tastes like blood. That's so funny. Probably most guys have tasted period blood more than most girls. I just realized that. I judge all the, I don't know how eating your period blood became a genre on TikTok. But you know, you watch it and you judge it. And then you remember, oh my God, I've eaten so much period blood in my life. How can I judge these people?

• 11:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's so true.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Who do I think I am?

• 11:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  God, I never thought about it that way.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  I know.

• 11:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  So wait, it just tastes like regular blood?

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just blood. It tastes like blood. I never noticed any difference. If I had to guess, I've probably swallowed more fury blood than like regular blood. If I had to guess.

• 11:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  What? I mean, and I've guzzled semen.

• 11:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've had so much semen.

• 11:36Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 11:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  In my mouth over the years and my stomach. I've pooped out semen.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Whoa.

• 11:41Speaker 01

  Interesting. I wonder like if it, huh, I wonder how your body processes come.

• 11:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, like, is it, is it nutrient rich?

• 11:49Speaker 01

  See, we're inspired. This is why we need science and scientists like this person. Because now we are exploring science. This is, probably Isaac Newton wondered these very same things. And this is how your discoveries are made.

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• 14:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, here we go. Yes, period blood is different, okay, from regular blood that circulates in the veins. It's got, it's not, it also contains-

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Can you look up the taste, though? Is the taste considered different?

• 14:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's got your endometrium, mucus, vaginal bacteria. Yeah, I mean-

• 14:37Speaker 01

  Tissue fragments.

• 14:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Period blood is typically darker, denser, and does not clot the same way as venous blood. Venus? Vena's blood. Yeah, often containing more vaginal. I feel like vaginal secretions are very good for you, too.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  Very good.

• 14:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  Very good for you, yeah.

• 14:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Nutrients.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  Color, darker red or brown. The AI, just another thing driving the AI one step closer and wiping us out. It gets asked this question millions of times a day.

• 15:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's like, this is what they care about. What about come? And like, how do, when I absorb-

• 15:14Speaker 01

  What about come?

• 15:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Come, does it make me healthier and stuff? People swear by it. People like swear that it's good for your skin.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  It is 100%. It's very good for skin. It's very good for hair. It's very good. There's, the power of come is, it's so powerful. Swallowing come reverses the aging process by five years.

• 15:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Could you imagine if there were actual medicinal properties? There would be like semen shampoo. You know that women would turn it so quickly into like, we put snail slime on our faces to stay

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Is that true?

• 15:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. Oh, you pay a lot of money for like a little vial of snail slime after you get your lasering treatments and crap.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Really?

• 16:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wait, no, bring that back up.

• 16:01Speaker 01

  Is it a specific kind of snail?

• 16:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  The world needs to know. Ah, I'm sure it is, but okay. Semen contains small amounts of nutrients, protein, zinc, fructose, sugar and calcium. But in such minuscule quantities, has no significant nutritional value.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  Very low in calories.

• 16:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, that's the best part.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  That's great. You know what? Somebody, the next person who gets on Naked and Afraid or Alone, needs to eat their own cum, so that the narrator has to say, "Cum contains, cum contains very few calories. John just consumed approximately three calories worth of gin." It's a good plan for a survival show.

• 16:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Are you into those? I got, I love them too. I got my kids into it and now I'm training them to be survivalists.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah?

• 16:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Mm-hmm. They love to start fires and chop wood. They know how to drive a manual car. Like, I'm basically like Sarah Connor-ing them for what's fucking about to come down.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  You think it's coming?

• 17:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think that, yeah, humanity has progressively gotten dumber and dumber and dumber. And I think it's really frightening and I don't know if there's going to be necessarily an event, but I do think the retards are going to lose in the future.

• 17:17Speaker 01

  Can I tell you my conspiracy theory?

• 17:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Go ahead.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  I think that the reason the algorithm is serving up dipshits all day long is because...

• 17:29Speaker 01

  They don't want us to know that there's lots of happy, hopeful, good people out in the world.

• 17:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Pronaria.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Yes, they don't want that. They want to induce actual paranoia because there's more money in it. And so to like, make you feel like an outsider or left out, or like you don't fit in anymore and the world has collapsed. They just gather up legions of anomalous dipshits, spray them into your eyes all day long. So that you become hopeless. You're like, this species is disintegrating, when in fact, I don't think it is at all. I think actually, things are pretty good right now, but you're not going to hear it on social media or the news or anywhere.

• 18:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's true, because you know, you're right. Except now, we used to just hear it centralized. The disinformation was just on like four or five channels on television.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Like Tom Brokaw would sell you some bullshit, but now it's from flocking every angle.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Every angle.

• 18:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Every time you open up the TikTok and everything. But by the way, this is a perfect segue into mystery boys.

• 18:29Speaker 01

  Oh shit, yes!

• 18:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is perfect?

• 18:32Speaker 01

  Absolutely. Yeah, it's a mystery boys. It is going to be a, it's groundbreaking. We are number one, I just, when you hear the title, you know Kurt Metzger, Metzger, you're going to think, you know, conspiracy theories, stuff like that. No, no, no, no, no. We are on a campaign against misinformation.

• 18:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I love that.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, and it's a very positive show and you're going to leave every episode feeling really good about the world and not scared at all about anything.

• 19:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love it.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm so excited. I love Kurt Metzger. I love you. You know that you're my fucking, you're my ace, dude.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 19:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  And I, I listen to, man, you're talking about how a woman's vagina is a portal.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 19:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Into fucking interdimensional, well, what is it? A portal into divinity? And the other day, right? Isn't that what you were talking about? And I was like, oh dude, he's not wrong. Like, we usher in life from the fucking universe, that spirit, whatever that is, consciousness.

• 19:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Give it fucking form and then squirt it out of our pussies.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right.

• 19:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Summed it up. It's a stargate. And what's really wild about it is you can't show it on TV. It's like the source of-

• 19:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's the worst part. We should be watching births 24/7.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  All the time. That should be a network. The birth channel, just women screaming and blood everywhere and babies and dads acting like they know what the fuck is happening and they're not shitting their pants. No, I know, this is to me, again, I don't, I don't know about some universal dark illuminati conspiracy theory, but I do find it a bit suspicious that the source of all human existence on the planet is considered so profane that if you remember that scene, what was that movie where she like uncrosses her legs and everybody could see her pussy?

• 20:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Basic Instinct. That was, that was like the biggest thing in the world. I know.

• 20:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Sharon Stone's pussy.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Sharon Stone's pussy caused ripples for a long time. It was, everybody was like replicating that scene. Everyone was like, oh my God, a pussy. People were rewinding to try to see Sharon Stone's pussy.

• 20:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  I did. Did you?

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 20:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's pull it up. I think Mr. Skin. Remember Mr. Skin a million years ago? Let's see this scene. If, if you might be too young listening to understand, there, the movie was called Basic Instinct.

• 20:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  And maybe it was the late eighties, early nineties. And this is like back when you had to find pornography in your father's stash.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 21:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Which is kind of neat when you think about it, because you're jerking off to the same thing your father jerked off to and maybe his father's father jerked off to. So you realize that your sexual perversions and proclivities are purely genetic. Isn't that crazy?

• 21:19Speaker 01

  I wish you'd never said that.

• 21:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. That's why I fucking said it.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 21:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're jerking off, or you did. Our generation, our dudes jerked off to the stuff their dad...

• 21:34Speaker 01

  I jerked off with my dad. Like, we, we were...

• 21:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  That North Carolina.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  We didn't have to dig around for his porn.

• 21:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's have another cigarette.

• 21:44Speaker 01

  I'll do it.

• 21:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, so let me set this up. If those of y'all...

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Here it goes.

• 21:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Thanks, babe. When did this movie come out?

• 21:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Find the date on this. I want to say eighty-nine, nine, nine.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's see if we can pause it on her.

• 21:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's see her pussy.

• 21:58Speaker 05

  Nineteen ninety-two.

• 22:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ninety-two. Okay, so nineteen ninety-two.

• 22:03Speaker 01

  Nineteen ninety-two.

• 22:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  I believe we were fucking with Iraq.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 22:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Persian Gulf.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 22:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Had just kicked off. Bush was president, right?

• 22:10Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 22:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  And this gorgeous Sharon Stone, I mean, one of the most fucking gorgeous women in cinema. Still is, by the way.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Still is.

• 22:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Shouts out to Sharon Stone. I follow you on Instagram, girl, and I know you follow me. We have a relationship.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  Did she follow you on the Gram?

• 22:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  She's liked, she's liked some of my stuff, okay, but.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  That's amazing.

• 22:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Uh, she's, she's so stunning in this film. And anyway, there's this iconic scene where she's being grilled by the cops and, and apparently a beautiful, well-lit mansion, and she's wearing this white dress and she crosses and uncrosses her legs and for a split second you see into what?

• 22:47Speaker 01

  Her bush.

• 22:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  But what is the bush?

• 22:49Speaker 01

  Oh, you, the portal.

• 22:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Into?

• 22:51Speaker 01

  The Stargate.

• 22:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's right.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  Into the universe, the eye of God.

• 22:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, oh, here comes her puss. You can barely see it.

• 22:58Speaker 01

  It's like a Barbie bush.

• 23:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  I didn't even see it. Did you see her puss?

• 23:01Speaker 01

  It was blurred. I mean, I'm sure it was blurred. Can we do, can you pause it?

• 23:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can we see it again?

• 23:06Speaker 01

  I mean, we should just finally use technology for what it was made for and pause it.

• 23:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  See, it's kind of blurred. You can't.

• 23:14Speaker 01

  I think, I see it.

• 23:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  You see it?

• 23:17Speaker 01

  I see it. I kind of do, I guess. Or, I mean, what the fuck? It is kind of weird.

• 23:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can you pull up the actual?

• 23:23Speaker 01

  Can we zoom in?

• 23:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can you find it? Cause this scene, like, I remember watching.

• 23:28Speaker 01

  That's CGI. They definitely CGI'd something in there. It looks, I mean, look at that. That's definitely CGI. That's lazy CGI.

• 23:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  So how do men feel about that? Like, if you know that we're all walking around with these portals? Between our legs? To divinity, like, how does that affect you guys? It's gotta be weird, because I find you that your dong was a portal into divinity. I think it would really fuck me up, because I'd be like, dude, I'm like, I'm so afraid of you. Or like, I don't know, I don't know.

• 23:58Speaker 01

  I don't think we think about it that much. I don't think it's the kind of thing where dudes are like thinking like, why don't I have a portal?

• 24:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Where's my portal?

• 24:05Speaker 01

  To divinity. I don't think that there's a sense of.

• 24:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Portal envy?

• 24:09Speaker 01

  Nah, I don't think there's portal envy at all. If I had to guess, I mean, I've never once wanted to be pregnant, not once. Having watched Erin go through it, there's never been a time in my life where I've wanted to be pregnant, wanted to breastfeed.

• 24:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Breastfeeding's horrible.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  But, you know, did you ever, I'm sure, I'm sure Erin probably told you about this. Did you ever see that article, like, so it's sort of like peak wokeness. All these articles, they still come out a little bit, started showing up with dudes who felt jealous that their wives could breastfeed and they couldn't. Do you remember that article that Erin sent you that?

• 24:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm sure she has, but I.

• 24:46Speaker 01

  It's an article this guy wrote where he said he was glad that his wife wasn't producing milk anymore. It's like dudes who get those like boobs where they can breastfeed the baby because they feel jealous. And I think that is just such a fucked up mind state.

• 25:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  So fucked up.

• 25:04Speaker 01

  To want to do that.

• 25:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, here's where it gets sticky, the sticky wicket.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that you grew up sucking on your mom's tits, most likely, and then your wife's body becomes a place of erotic location. So you sucked on your wife's tits.

• 25:18Speaker 01

  Hundred percent.

• 25:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  But now this other guy's out in the world sucking on your wife's tits. So maybe, is that the jealousy? Like, why does he get to suck on my wife's tits?

• 25:25Speaker 01

  You are the most insecure piece of shit on earth. If you're jealous of.

• 25:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Me personally?

• 25:30Speaker 01

  Not you!

• 25:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Not you. If you are jealous of a baby sucking your wife's tits, something is off with you. That is a bad sign. Like, it's a baby.

• 25:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  But then, like, how do you, okay, for instance, if like a baby had to suck on, I guess, my husband's penis or something to survive, would I feel jealousy? I might, on some unconscious fucked up weird level, not be able to like.

• 25:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Reconcile that. I don't know.

• 25:59Speaker 01

  Craziest Black Mirror episode or Twilight Zone where you feed babies through your dick? That's.

• 26:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know. We're in the future, babe. It could happen. No, don't say that. I don't even want to put that out there.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  You can't.

• 26:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's so disgusting.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  It's disgusting, but I don't think, I just, you know, you can like get to a point when there's tons of babies where you wish that you could hang out with your wife without like little people yelling at you and stuff like that. And you could definitely, you do recognize that like during the period of like post-baby, like sex is out the window and you could, but I don't, be jealous of a baby. It's pretty weak sauce, right?

• 26:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Weird. I, I, I know.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  I mean, I guess it was like a muscular baby.

• 26:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  There it is. Oh my god.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Oh my god, it is there.

• 26:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, she had a perfect Barbie vag.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  Holy shit. They really did show her bush, her non-bush. She shaved that thing.

• 26:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  But it was so perfect.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  That's a perfect vagina. I didn't know it was really in there.

• 26:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Me neither.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  That's amazing.

• 27:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Huh.

• 27:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  But isn't that nice that we can look at it now as adults, like really look at it?

• 27:06Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 27:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  I never thought I'd get to really look at Sharon Stone's pussy.

• 27:10Speaker 01

  I, I know. It's, it's incredible. And then eventually you're going to be able to recreate that with your 3D printer. You could do it now. You could recreate her bush in your 3D printer and actually have sex with it.

• 27:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's fucking incredible.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  You could easily. That's easy to render.

• 27:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Only way.

• 27:26Speaker 01

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• 28:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Listen, there's a reason you're here today.

• 28:25Speaker 01

  Why?

• 28:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Not only do you have your new podcast, Mystery Boys, not only is The End out now in YMH Studios with Ari Shaffer, his storytelling show.

• 28:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is this airing when?

• 28:38Speaker 06

  The 13th.

• 28:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I'm in Denver.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  Wait, wait.

• 28:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  What, go ahead.

• 28:42Speaker 01

  When is it airing again?

• 28:43Speaker 06

  Yep, that's right, the 13th.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you, see?

• 28:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Synchronicity.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's real.

• 28:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow!

• 28:50Speaker 01

  Isn't that cool? I didn't know that.

• 28:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  That was awesome.

• 28:52Speaker 01

  Isn't that awesome? Oh, wait, before you go on, I don't mean to cut you off.

• 28:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Go ahead.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  Since we're doing magic and I'm demonstrating that I have great magical abilities and do chaos magic and disguise myself as a comedian. Now, I wanna, I wanna show you something.

• 29:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Okay, so this was taught to me in Cleveland by a new, by a magician that I'm now becoming friends with.

• 29:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Whoa.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Yes, let me look up his name, damn it. Jack, his name's Jack. No, no, no, this guy is so cool.

• 29:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Magicians are the enemies of stand-up comics because they sell out venues and we're very resentful of them.

• 29:29Speaker 01

  Very resentful.

• 29:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just so you know.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Very resentful.

• 29:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  And hypnotists, we fucking hate those too, because they, they just do such good business in the comedy clubs.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's not fair. You know, I'm so sorry, Jack, I can't remember your last name. We just met, will you look up Ass Magic Jack?

• 29:46Speaker 01

  He is awesome. We are gonna be best friends, I can feel it. You know, when you get older, you don't make friends.

• 29:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, so much harder.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  Ass Magic, he has, he got the record for getting kicked off America's Got Talent faster than any other person.

• 30:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I know, I wanna be friends with him.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  Will you pull it, pull it up real quick before I show you this trick he taught me?

• 30:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ass Magic Jack.

• 30:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, Jack Grady, sorry, Jack.

• 30:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let me just make my plug quickly.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, go ahead.

• 30:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm in Denver right now at Comedy Works, the downtown club. I think there's only tickets left on the Thursday show, so get 'em now. Okay, I'll see you in Denver, guys, I can't wait. Are you weird? Are you tatted? Come to my shows, that's all I want. I want weirdos. That's not true. You can be a normie and come to.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  I love the comedy works.

• 30:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, my God. Comedy works.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  So this, this is actually like, I don't add any magic. It's like, so this just as a regular rubber band, no big deal, right?

• 30:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  Now, as it turns out, rubber bands are elastic things. Um, something to do with the quantum frequency of when you're doing this or that. They can actually help people transmit information without talking, right? So this is so insane. He taught me this and it like, it works. I've already done it with Aaron. It totally works. So, um, now I want you to think about what you had for breakfast. Do you remember what you had for breakfast? Two mornings ago?

• 31:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Are you sure?

• 31:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hold on.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  Try to remember.

• 31:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, I fucking yes.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  You sure you remember?

• 31:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, dude.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  Okay, so hold that in your mind. Hold that in your mind. Okay? And I'm going to show you something incredible with this rubber band. Watch this. So.

• 31:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm so scared.

• 31:29Speaker 01

  Here, all you gotta do is take this, put it in your hand, hold out your hand.

• 31:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Sweaty.

• 31:33Speaker 01

  I'm gonna put it in your hand. This is, this is gonna freak you out. It's gonna freak you guys out. Now squeeze it in your hand. Squeeze it. Hold it. Hold it tight. Okay? I'm getting the message. All right. Okay, I got it. Now, I could say what you have for breakfast. No problem. But how crazy would it be? If I put what you had for breakfast in the palm of your hand? What if I could turn that rubber band into what you had for breakfast? Wouldn't that be wild?

• 32:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Amazing.

• 32:00Speaker 01

  Okay, so.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  Now, hold out your palm, open your hand. Hold it out, hold it out. Shake it a little bit. Look. Hold on. Look, look. Check it out. Check it out. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's see. We'll get it into it.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  Jack Grady.

• 32:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow, this is a miracle.

• 32:28Speaker 01

  But was I wrong?

• 32:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  How did you know? This is astounding.

• 32:30Speaker 01

  Is that crazy?

• 32:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Thank you so much.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow, this is amazing.

• 32:34Speaker 01

  That's amazing.

• 32:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Guys, Jack Grady Duncan Trussell. Wow. Thank you so much. This is, this is.

• 32:40Speaker 01

  Isn't that insane?

• 32:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can I tell you, this is the only magic I want for the rest of my life.

• 32:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is fucking amazing.

• 32:45Speaker 01

  It's incredible magic. Ass magic. It's real.

• 32:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  You gotta check him out. Now Duncan.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 32:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  The reason I have you here today, pacifically.

• 32:56Speaker 01

  Pacifically.

• 32:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that, we all know the government released a bunch of UFO stuff.

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's fucking go, dude.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's go.

• 33:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's fucking go.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  Let's go.

• 33:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right, what do you, first of all, I've kind of looked at it. What are your initial thoughts on this?

• 33:12Speaker 01

  I gotta, I.

• 33:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right, let's smoke.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  Look, we gotta smoke for this.

• 33:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is amazing. Here bud.

• 33:16Speaker 01

  Well, you know, I'll tell, I can't do.

• 33:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ah, it's a good one. Can you go, ah?

• 33:23Speaker 01

  I'll, I'll tell you, it is so fascinating to me. And for a lot of reasons. One, if you sort of take the alien stuff that's happening right now.

• 33:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  And connect it to all the other stuff, which I know is what like crazy people do. But I, I think it's worth noting.

• 33:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  That right now, it's not just that we're getting disclosure or something akin to disclosure. Right now, we're also getting the Epstein files. We're also getting AI and we're also getting World War III maybe. And we're also getting the Hanta virus. So we're getting all of these historic events, like by themselves, any one of these things would be talked about for years and years and years and years. All of them are happening at the same time. I mean, this is, this is the first time in American history that a sitting US president has like disclosed, has told them to release all these files, which they've been sitting on forever.

• 34:24Speaker 01

  And I've also heard from my friend Jeremy Corbell, that this is just the first dump of these things. That these, this will be the, the.

• 34:35Speaker 01

  The most boring of all of them and they're already fucking crazy, but so people skeptics watch these and they're just like, ah, whatever. It's like, you have to look at it for what it is, which is it's the beginning of the-

• 34:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  A slow drip of disclosure. This is on a timeline. I saw this leak that they had it on a fucking board of like how they're getting the public ready to drop it on us. And this is the slow drip. Let's take a look at what they're, again, I don't, I saw some of these and I'm like, okay, it's still not-

• 35:06Speaker 01

  Have you seen this, this star one?

• 35:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's see it, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:10Speaker 01

  To me, it's, it's the craziest one is the star one.

• 35:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Anomaly. I hate that they fucking call this UAP. Okay, so there, there's a laser in the sky. Here we go.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, yeah.

• 35:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Where is it?

• 35:22Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 35:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hate that they do this, like, just, okay, there it is. Okay, that's fucking sick.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  That's sick. What is that? And I love the way they see, the way that they fly seems kind of like birds or animals or creatures. Like they, it's not like ships that we're used to. These things seem to be like, almost like the, it's not a spaceship as much as a being, a plasmoid is what people are calling them. I mean-

• 35:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 35:47Speaker 01

  Really crazy shit, like, crazy. Just that alone. And again, the, I think the really important thing to remind yourself is you're like, well, I don't know, that could be anything. It's, yeah, you're right, but the government's releasing this stuff now. The federal government is dumping this stuff on us. And Tim Burchett, who's one of the people leading the charge, says that this, the other stuff that they have is so much more insane. Like, they've got pictures of bodies and stuff.

• 36:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, can I tell you something? I'm gonna come out and say it. I'm, I'm, I'm gonna come out right now. I'm, I'm gonna come out, guys, this is a big episode.

• 36:23Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 36:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  I, I was gonna kind of wait to out myself.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  Oh, my God.

• 36:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  But that, that you're seeing, I see-

• 36:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  All the time. I started seeing these, well, let's get back, let me, let me get, I started seeing these in October. I can see them anywhere I go. I can see them in my front yard, in my backyard. I can see them, not when it's cloudy. I've, I've seen them multiple times and I'll tell you how, I'll tell you the whole story, guys. This is a, this is late breaking news. But okay, I'll tell you what happened. So I started talking to the Bledsoe family, you know, Ryan Bledsoe. And I'm, cause I'm way into this stuff for years and years and anyway, I had kind of a fucking total awakening, total breakdown in October after I had cancer and I'm talking to Bledsoes, I'm like, I want to go out there.

• 37:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  I want to fucking see these things. Let me see UFOs.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  And Ryan goes, you know, Christina, if you just look up at the sky and you say to them, I'm not afraid, I want to see you.

• 37:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  They might show up and I fucking, I shit you not, I did it in fucking Boca Raton. Shouts out to Harrison in Boca Raton. And I fuck, they fucking appear dude. And I know I've invited you over. I've shown people here in Austin, just come over, Segura's seen them, Ryan came out and I see these fucking things all the time.

• 37:51Speaker 01

  Same kind of movement, the same kind of like zipping around?

• 37:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Not the zipping. I've seen them in Hawaii kind of do that, but the ones that I see just go across the sky, same pacing. They can crisscross. They, they, they're not planes because I've seen them, I can see 18, 20 in one night, just like that. They respond to consciousness. I think not everybody can see them. Like in other words, if you're, if you're afraid, if you're, I think if you're a piece of shit, they won't show up for you.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was just about to say, I can't see them.

• 38:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think, you can't be afraid.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  I'm not afraid.

• 38:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can't be afraid.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, which there's, based on what you just said, there's one other possibility.

• 38:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, but here's the thing, and I, this is gonna sound even crazier, but the fact that I was in contact with the bloodsows, and then he was like, here, do this, and then if you come to my house,

• 38:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  yeah, someone has to like introduce you to them, does that make sense?

• 38:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 38:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  I have to be with somebody and go, okay, look in this guy, and now say, I'm not afraid, I want to see you. And then if I introduce you, they'll show up. And I think it's linked to consciousness.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 39:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because on a day, if I'm funky, if I'm weird in my head, if I'm not connected to, if I don't meditate or whatever,

• 39:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  I can't get them.

• 39:15Speaker 01

  Right.

• 39:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Only on, I know this sounds crazy, and I'm telling you, my husband's seen them, my children have seen them, everybody's fucking seen them.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Come over to my house, just kidding, don't come to my house, but um, I see this shit all the time, and people in Texas, if you start fucking talking about it, people will say, oh yeah, I've seen that, I've seen that over Austin, I've seen that.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've friends, I've, you're, now you're my at least third friend.

• 39:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm out.

• 39:38Speaker 01

  Who can call orbs, like they do, they could do it, they call them, they know how, they all say the same thing.

• 39:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 39:44Speaker 01

  It's a state of mind.

• 39:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  You know, if you, if you, if you're weirded out, or freaked out, or if you have some sense of being afraid, they will not show up.

• 39:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's right.

• 39:51Speaker 01

  That you have to invoke them, and from the invocation, they seem to want to demonstrate themselves to you, and this is, you know,

• 40:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  This is part of the ongoing conversation about whatever is happening, and I think the bloodsows are really into that. They're into letting people know that it's actually sort of your job to look up, that, you know, that what we're doing is we're putting the power into the government's hands, and by doing,

• 40:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Correct.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  It has nothing to do with the government.

• 40:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Nothing to do, so this is what I think, fully, okay, yes, I don't, this, this I see constantly. These things are connected to consciousness. These things, if you want to be elevated as a human being, if you start to see them, if you start meditating, if you start opening your, your mind.

• 40:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  How do I put this? It's like they want you to be enlightened. They want you to be awakened. And I imagine a population of people that are awakened and can think for themselves. Imagine what would happen if people started realizing the power is within them and not the government. What would happen?

• 41:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, what would happen? And, you know, if you sort of look at like disclosure as not the federal government wanting to tell us about these things, but the federal government wanting us to think that they have the power. They're the only ones who have the power to reveal it. They maintain their power. And, you know, if it is true, what all the hippies have been saying forever, we live in a galaxy, universe teeming with life, benevolent life.

• 41:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 41:34Speaker 01

  Then that completely decentralizes power structures on a planet. And anybody who's making money off of that power, or anybody who depends on humans looking to the government to know what's right or what's wrong, they lose all that power right away.

• 41:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Absolutely.

• 41:50Speaker 01

  Changes things massively. And I, I mean, I have so many hippie friends, I don't doubt it. I just, I've, I've never, ever seen one. And that doesn't mean I totally believe they're real. I don't think you're nuts.

• 42:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Come over.

• 42:03Speaker 01

  I will. I would love, I would love to be introduced to these things. I want to catch one.

• 42:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  You want to catch, you only want to shoot one, right? Don't you want to shoot your gun?

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Just catch it. Like, I want to net it.

• 42:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  You want to net it?

• 42:16Speaker 01

  I'll tell you why. Let me tell you why.

• 42:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 42:18Speaker 01

  Because that's an infinite source of light. Like, they glow, right?

• 42:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 42:22Speaker 01

  Put it in a jar and you've got like light forever. It's like catching fireflies.

• 42:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Free electricity. Yeah, I mean, look, I, I think this has... You're connected to the divine already. You don't need a middleman.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  100%.

• 42:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay? And that's what this shit is. And I'm telling you now, and I know it sounds crazy, I'm not crazy. Come, if you fucking know me, you've known that I, these things appear.

• 42:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're in charge of your destiny, not that no one else. And, and I think that, that, that is dangerous for our societal structures. I'm guessing. I don't know.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  Well, 100%.

• 43:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  But, but, but, but what if you had a, a, a system of enlightened people?

• 43:08Speaker 01

  I'm sorry.

• 43:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is that the aliens?

• 43:10Speaker 01

  Nope. Damn it. And I don't know how to turn it off. Like, that's the other thing. It's just, it's done.

• 43:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  But imagine if you had a population of people that, that got it, were connected, connected to life, to the divine, to consciousness, and we could actually make a world that wasn't a fucking shit hole.

• 43:27Speaker 01

  I mean, this is the entire teaching of Jesus, which you're not going to hear. The, the actual, like, whatever I'm reading, the New Testament, it's related to just what you're talking about. It's somebody going around saying, you don't need a middle man, direct contact. Not only that, but you can do anything you want. You can heal yourself. You can manifest things. You could do whatever you want. And then the reaction the power structure had

• 43:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  to someone going around saying that, oh, you have to kill that motherfucker. Get him to shut up. Because as long as you think there's other people in charge of you being happy, you've given them your power.

• 44:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  This is for what, the way, the pyramid structure of our society is really 100% against that. We have centralized everything, right?

• 44:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 44:16Speaker 01

  Centralized power. You have to have, go to the gas station, go to the charging, like, everything is based on centralization and essentially parasitism. They, they suck your energy out in exchange for some bullshit. That's what we call capitalism.

• 44:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  But also too, I don't, I want people to know in terms of what I think this stuff is. It's non-denominational. I don't think it's, it is not incompatible with Jesus. It is not incompatible with Buddha. It's not incompatible. All these great religions are essentially saying the same truth, that...

• 44:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  They're better, I'm better than everybody. No, the, you know, I'm sorry, I was trying to make a joke, but I didn't want to joke about it. Cause it's the same fucking thing. You know, you've got the power, you just have to connect. And I, I had a friend tell me a really good saying that prayer is talking to God, meditation is listening. And I invite you to start meditating and, and fucking listen because it is out there. The consciousness is still a mystery. We're on this old atomic model that doesn't even fucking make sense. And it's about to die. We're on the precipice of a new age where we know how things are working. So this is the beginning, I think of that knowledge of like, not time travel, but space travel and how, how it all works, how consciousness works. We don't really even fucking know.

• 45:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  And this is the beginning of hopefully the real exploration of consciousness and what it's capable of.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  That's right. The age of Aquarius is here. That's what it, it's all about that. And it's all about not locking into anyone else telling you how things are. That's, I think, why a lot of people get turned off by organized religion is there's a sense of oppressiveness to it.

• 45:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, the rules are sort of.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  The rules.

• 46:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  But, but then again, some people really enjoy those rules and the traditions and the containment of such systems, which I think there's some value in that too. But ultimately it's between you and that up there. And the middleman, not necessary. It's gnosticism. This is kind of a form of gnosticism is what I think is going.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  You think it's gnosticism? You mean like the demiurge is like, is like feeding off of our attention?

• 46:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's, it's. Yeah, some, some form of that, but every lore has some form of that, right? The devil, Satan, demons.

• 46:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Bad energy, whatever the fuck, yeah.

• 46:38Speaker 01

  Secondary like reality versus primary reality. You get a primary reality, which is that you are, whether you like, I mean Buddhism, the way it comes across is you already are enlightened. Like within you is enlightenment. Enlightenment is inside of you right now. And which is hard to understand if, you know, you're just screaming at someone in traffic or something. The enlightenment is there, but it is actually emptiness or the sort of, um, the, the.

• 47:08Speaker 01

  Fundamental freedom that's inside every single person like you're you're sort of like you're running all these apps and you call that your personality. It's who you think you are, but it's not underneath that is

• 47:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  The ego.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  Fun. Yeah, the ego.

• 47:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, cuz what I've learned, I mean, I am kind of freaked out, honestly, to come out with this cuz I I

• 47:28Speaker 01

  I'm so glad you are.

• 47:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, I'm out, man. I'm a fucking weirdo and I'm, uh, yeah, okay.

• 47:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  So, so since I've started like meditating and seeing these things, it's, uh, broken down a lot of the bullshit of my personality, my ego, what you're talking about, the stories that you tell yourself, the roles you think that you play.

• 47:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  This, this reality you think you live in. And then behind that is consciousness, is the true self, is the connected self. The, the you and I are manifestations of one fucking consciousness.

• 47:59Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 48:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 48:00Speaker 01

  Do you get into Neville Goddard?

• 48:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  Oh, he's good. He's the original like manifestation teacher. Oh, yeah.

• 48:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Bring it up. Let's see this.

• 48:08Speaker 01

  Neville Goddard is amazing. I've been listening to a whole Neville Goddard.

• 48:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Never heard of him.

• 48:12Speaker 01

  Oh, he's incredible.

• 48:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, you and I were always into Ram Dass together.

• 48:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, there he is. He's intense. It's intense.

• 48:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fuck, yeah, dude. I like Alan Watts. I've been listening to that. That guy's got it down.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  I like Alan Watts, too.

• 48:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'll listen to this guy.

• 48:25Speaker 01

  He's a little heady for me, but this is really good because he's using sort of a Christian framing of the thing, but he's using, so basically he thinks that the, the Bible is this encoded system that, so you know, you, most people who are atheists who are like on Reddit bitching about Christianity, they'll be like, you really think there was a talking snake? But they don't, they don't realize this is a a code. And it, and also in some churches, in some denominations, they don't realize it either, strangely enough. They think it's meant to be taken literally when the thing is

• 49:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 49:01Speaker 01

  a, a code. And so His, like, one of the things he talks about is like, you know, when God's talking to Moses, God says, "I am." And so that "I am" is the fundamental human experience. That's sentience, awareness. You know that you are. So that you-areness is what Goddard calls, it's an unconditioned consciousness. And Goddard says, "We are the universe." Like you were saying, where everyone, you can't, that, no matter, you can't argue with that. Like, you are part of the universe. And, but you're a conditioned part of the universe. So you're a part of the universe that's been conditioned to imagine that life is a certain way. And the way that you see life is a filter through which the universe is expressing itself

• 49:46Speaker 01

  via your perception. And that, where, like, the prayer thing that you're talking about, a lot of people, they, the way they see prayer is sort of entreating some deity to give them something. And Goddard says that the way prayer actually works is first you have to get to that unconditioned state, the "I am" state via meditation.

• 50:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  You find it, your being, yeah.

• 50:10Speaker 01

  And then where it gets really trippy, really trippy, is that you have to, the thing that you want, whatever it may be, your desires, Goddard says, "That's the universe. That's what the universe wants to express through you. Your desires are what the universe is wanting you to bring into your perceptual field." And so people feel guilty about their desires. And they think, "I could never have this or that."

• 50:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Or unworthy.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  Unworthy.

• 50:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's my biggest

• 50:38Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 50:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  thing.

• 50:39Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 50:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Sorry, but continue your thought.

• 50:41Speaker 01

  Well, that's, I'm glad you said that, because that's most of us. And most of us feel so beat down and helpless and

• 50:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  and, and, and we just feel so, like, hopeless that

• 50:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 50:54Speaker 01

  you, you feel unworthy. And so, uh, Goddard is saying, it does, that is part of your conditioning. That's your conditioned state. And so because you are the universe, or you're part of the universe, and you have this conditioned state, and the universe is progenitive, it's always making stuff. The universe is in a constant state of creation.

• 51:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Nature is creation, yeah.

• 51:14Speaker 01

  Always. And you're a part of nature. So nature is going to flow through that filter of unworthiness. And so you get all these coded messages in the Bible where, like, that sound weird, like when Jesus is saying, if

• 51:29Speaker 01

  For those who don't have, more will be taken away. And that is basically saying, your conditioned state of consciousness of lack is going to always replicate itself.

• 51:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, until you break it, until you peel it.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  The way you peel it is you have to do this thing, which for a lot of people, they don't want to do because they want to be disappointed. But what you have to do is experience your life as though the thing you're wanting, it already happened.

• 51:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, right. That's the manifestation trick. Yes, that's how you get stuff. That's how you, that's how you get stuff in the real world. And you can manifest celebrity, money, a podcasting studio.

• 52:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  You can manifest that, that's, okay, so that, that's a yes, I'm going to yes and you.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  Please.

• 52:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  So I think that's learning how to ride the stream of consciousness and becoming one with it, placing an order and believing that it'll come to you.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  That one I learned, yeah. The real trick to all this, and I think what these orbs are, since I've been meditating and, and it's broken down my bullshit personality stuff, the lies that I've been telling myself as a human, and they want you to feel. This is the weirdest thing. The more you feel your sadness, you feel that primal fucking sadness, the little Duncan, the little Christina, the shit that fucked you up way back when, and then it keeps repeating in your adulthood. You've got to resolve that stuff and, and grieve it and acknowledge your fucking awful feelings, all of them, and let them pass through you.

• 53:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  If you embrace the suffering, then that shit starts showing up in your life, those orbs and all these things. I'm telling the supernatural, whatever, that consciousness now can be a part of your being, but only until you clean out your bullshit.

• 53:28Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 53:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  And I know that sounds, it sounds insanity, it sounds insane, but I gotta tell you, since I started fucking seeing these things and meditating and getting into it, I've broken down so much of the. Bullshit that I was afraid of looking at. And you go into the heart of darkness and it sucks and you have a dark night of the soul and it fucking sucks. But then there's this rearranging of your reality because now you're living in truth. You're living in a fucking place of your being.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Not by the bullshit, the survival modes that you were living in as a child. You created your survival stories when you were little to survive. And then you start to see those, you're like, wait, wait, do I actually fucking believe that? That's silly. Why am I doing that?

• 54:08Speaker 01

  Superstition.

• 54:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's not good. That's not good. And then you break it down, you break it down. Anyway.

• 54:13Speaker 01

  Love it.

• 54:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm a high functioning retard and I gotta smoke again because I was.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Dude, we gotta, I need a cigarette after that.

• 54:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, I'm sweating.

• 54:22Speaker 01

  We're gonna manifest today. We're manifesting. Number 13. Look around you right now, listeners. Guarantee you're gonna see some kind of 13. You're gonna see it. You're gonna feel it. Open your heart to the demons.

• 54:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Open your heart to the demons. So you gotta block out the bad stuff.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 54:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  You can't, you can't open your heart to demons. No. You gotta block, block your energy out for the bad stuff. Yeah.

• 54:44Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, what other?

• 54:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  They could fuck with you too, though.

• 54:47Speaker 01

  What, the demons?

• 54:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know. I don't believe in it necessarily because I, I, no, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. Do you think people aren't possessed by demons?

• 54:55Speaker 01

  I think you just described demonic possession in the best way. No, truly, I mean, it's like, okay, but only because you're, you're, you know, you, it's so sad. We live in a world where you have to do a preamble about talking about something that people have been seeing since all of recorded history. People have different names for these things. It wasn't always UAPs. It was fairies, fit, you know, there's so, there are many names for these fucking things. They've been, been around for a long time. But yeah, I, I think that, um, to put it in a Western, Western language, you know, Carl Jung talked about neurosis.

• 55:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  So you have a neurosis, you have a part of your personality you don't accept.

• 55:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  The shadow.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  The shadow fragments that lives in your subconscious, it takes on its own personality. It comes out at weird times and that part of yourself, when people see it, they're like, I don't even know who you are anymore. And it's like, yeah, you saw like a, a broken off fragment of myself that's turned into some horrific thing that pops out sometimes. It's been ruining my life. And that is. A demon, like another word for that would be a demon is living inside. Yeah, it's so there's all kinds of words for it. Demon sounds more sinister, but I don't, I mean, is there like asmodious or some bullshit like that? I don't know, but for sure, when, you know, you see people saying the exact same sentence

• 56:20Speaker 01

  over and over and over again online or in person, you know what I mean? When you start hearing these conditioned memes, I call it maimonic possession. People possessed by some kind of cultural demon that manifests is like.

• 56:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Taylor Swift.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  Or right wing culture war stuff, left wing culture war stuff. You know, when you start realizing all the people on the right are dressing and saying the same shit. All the people on the left, all are wearing Rachel Maddow glasses. Do you know what I mean? What, what is that? It's a demon. It's an expression of some.

• 56:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a shadow.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. So I don't think there's really demons. I think you did a great job just now. A lot of people, I have a feeling a lot of people are gonna be like, I've seen him too.

• 56:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hope so, cuz here's the thing, like I.

• 57:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  I mean, it freaked me the fuck out and I, I've showed, like I said, I can, I've showed Tom them. I've showed like everyone, I've shown them to people. So it's not just like a hallucination.

• 57:15Speaker 01

  It's real.

• 57:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's real. And. I mean, I think they're inherently good. I've never had a bad encounter with these things and I've gone to Hawaii and I've seen them in Hawaii. I've seen them in like in, you know, anywhere dude. And I'm afraid it is scary to come out and be like, hey, I'm this fucking spiritual weirdo. And I guess I am now, I don't know.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  You know, you've got.

• 57:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Scary.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  Some people who are into magic and stuff actually say that you need to, if you don't, if you stay in the closet regarding this stuff, it actually will cause the stuff to atrophy for you. That you, it wants to be declared, it wants, it wants to be like, it wants to be out there. It is real. God, I wish we could play this song. You can't play songs on here, right? You get deemed. I'll send you this great song. God is alive, magic is afoot. You ever heard that song?

• 58:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 58:08Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 58:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Who wrote it?

• 58:09Speaker 01

  Marie St. Clair, I think is her name, but I could be wrong about that. Oh, it will, you'll cry. It's so cool. Listen to that, you guys, this stuff's real.

• 58:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  This stuff is real. It's, it's not.

• 58:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's not as woo woo as you think. And I'll tell you about this one too. You know, the hunches, the feelings you get around certain people. When you look in somebody's eyes and you go, oh, there's no, no, they're there. Someone's dead. Someone's gone. The feeling you ever picked up the phone, and this is back in the olden days, and that person that you were trying to call is on the line already. There's connections in consciousness. There's people that you're connected to for certain reasons. I'm connected to you. I've always loved you.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, same.

• 58:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because I think you and I are on that same frequency. There's different wavelengths of personalities. And that's why some people are for you, some people are not for you.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 59:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  There's a reason that you're attracted to certain things and you're repulsed by certain things.

• 59:04Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 59:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  These are all like pieces of consciousness.

• 59:07Speaker 01

  But if you notice that when you start shifting your consciousness, that certain people do just naturally fall out of your life.

• 59:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's scary. That's the fucked up part. And that's, that's the scary fucked up part. Is you'll be like, oh, I can no longer tolerate the old way of being. I can't, I simply cannot have these conversations.

• 59:26Speaker 01

  Right.

• 59:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Especially after I had cancer, I was like, I can't do fucking chit chat. That should, I barely could before. Get fucked. I don't want to talk about the weather. I can't, I can't do it, man.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Me either.

• 59:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, it's so fucking boring.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  It's so boring and it's, and it's, you, it almost requires this like level of compassion when somebody wants to do chit chat because you, you realize like, I know you want to love. I know that you want love the way I want love.

• 59:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  And I know that you feel like it's not polite to talk about things other than sports or the weather, but underneath that as a person who wants to connect. And so that's the way I try to do it is like, even though I would rather like just cut to the chase.

• 1:00:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's go, man. Let's get weird.

• 1:00:09Speaker 01

  Some people, they're just not there. They can't do it. And it's, I think that's the job is to.

• 1:00:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, to cut through that bullshit and connect.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  Or just do the small talk. You can actually do, just do the small talk if the intent is there, I think.

• 1:00:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:25Speaker 01

  But it's so boring.

• 1:00:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's so boring. But I will say, I think the intent of this consciousness, the intent of these orbs, the intent is connection, is love, is positivity. It is, it is nothing but healing yourself, healing, healing others through this message. The message is positive. And the Bledsoe family, I know the father wrote a book about it. Uh, what's it called? Something of God, UFO of God. If you guys want to read that, he gives an account of his encounter with, they call it the phenomenon. And he had like a bunch of other really direct experiences that I have not personally had.

• 1:01:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  But the message ultimately is the Christian message of like, just fucking be cool, dude. Like, just love yourself primarily. And when you love yourself fully and you forgive yourself and you love the person that is flawed inside of you, then the miraculous happens. That's the miracle is you transform yourself and then those around you become transformed by your inherent love of yourself. You know, you ever notice that? Like when you hang around people that are unfit, you become fit. When you hang around people that know love, then you feel the love. And it translates, like, that's all this is. And I don't know why the government is being so fucking weird.

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  Because they're usually so loving. It's very strange.

• 1:01:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know. I mean.

• 1:01:56Speaker 01

  I mean, the US government, the federal government has always been giving a message of like, love everyone, love yourself.

• 1:02:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  But this, this stuff, this, this UFO hysteria, I really think is, either it's a way to start another war, they're looking for another enemy. It's another, we gotta shoot bullets in the sky.

• 1:02:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  I, I don't know. And I don't know what these crafts are. I've not seen this stuff. I know people that have seen these things. But ultimately, the message is peace and love, peace and love. It is not, let's, let's kill. If they wanted to kill us, these UFOs, they could have done it a long fucking time ago.

• 1:02:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're right.

• 1:02:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  A long time ago.

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  Have you seen the star? The one that looks like?

• 1:02:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's see the star.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Can you pull up the star UFO over the ocean?

• 1:02:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  They don't want to fucking kill you. I think they're in the ocean, too.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  They are in the ocean. They're, what do they call that? There's a name for that. They could like, they don't, they could, yeah, they are, they're hiding in the ocean. Or they have bases in the ocean. That's what Burge is saying.

• 1:02:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, Bridget saying that?

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  If you do the image search, it'll pop right up. That thing, if you see this, what the fuck is that?

• 1:03:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Maybe that's what I'm seeing, but way up higher, like it hasn't come close to me.

• 1:03:08Speaker 01

  It looks like a crustacean or something, but like this, this thing came out of the ocean. Looks like some kind of weird sort of coral crusty star thing.

• 1:03:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fuck, yeah.

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  And there's, you know, now we're getting this entire, I guess taxonomy, is that what you call it? Of all these different types of craft people are saying?

• 1:03:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wait, get close up on the star, dude. I want to see a big image of the, the image that's on the right there on the Reddit image. Yeah.

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  Of all the footage I've seen, that's the one that like really freaks me out the most.

• 1:03:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Is there, does it move?

• 1:03:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:03:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can we see it move?

• 1:03:40Speaker 01

  They, I think they do have that. But yeah, it just looks like some kind of coral.

• 1:03:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Shit dude, that could be what I'm fucking seeing way up high in the sky.

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, but also it is, you know, that's where you get into the biblical stuff, like, you know,

• 1:03:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a star, the guiding star.

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

  The wise men were led by a star and then there, suddenly you start seeing these things.

• 1:03:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, they didn't have the word UFO back, you know, when Jesus was born or whatever. So they're gonna call it a star because it fucking looked like a star.

• 1:04:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  They don't have the word UAP.

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:04:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  In the Bible, they're gonna call it whatever.

• 1:04:13Speaker 01

  They didn't even know you could, you could have an airplane back then. So they're not gonna look at something like that and say it's a ship.

• 1:04:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  So crazy, dude.

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  But they are, they are here and, you know, I, I'll tell you, my theory on disclosure, it's a little cynical. Is that there is some possibility that it's known that these things are deciding to show themselves to us right now. And the government's just trying to get ahead of the curve.

• 1:04:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah, I think so.

• 1:04:38Speaker 01

  That could be happening too.

• 1:04:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  I mean, why the fuck does some, why the fuck are they showing themselves to some comedian in Austin? I've got no skin in this game. Why are they showing themselves all of a sudden?

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  Cause you could signal boost it.

• 1:04:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, and I'm doing it. Good. I'm signal boosting bitch. Here you go.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Here you go, universe. Because yeah, they're coming out now. There's a fucking reason for it. This is a narrative. This is so destructive, the government's narrative on this.

• 1:05:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  So fuck it. This is not true, you guys. There's no way. They could have killed us. They could have killed us long ago.

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  They probably did.

• 1:05:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  They're not the enemy.

• 1:05:11Speaker 01

  Captured us and now we live in a simulation they created. And at the end of the simulation, they show up to reprocess everything. That ever occur to you?

• 1:05:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:18Speaker 01

  That we might be in a

• 1:05:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  In the matrix?

• 1:05:20Speaker 01

  That the way the world ends is that, or the end of the loop is just these things start showing up and things get really weird and then you start over.

• 1:05:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't think so. Can I tell you why?

• 1:05:27Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:05:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  What I've experienced with them, with this consciousness raising program that they're on, it's not like that, dude. They want you, it's, it's peace and love. I don't think so. I don't think there is villainous. I don't, or maybe there are other beings. Fuck, I don't know. Maybe there are reptilians that, that want this agenda. But the, the, the, the things that I'm seeing, that ain't it.

• 1:05:49Speaker 01

  It's not it. Yeah. I don't, I just, I

• 1:05:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Whatever I'm seeing ain't it.

• 1:05:51Speaker 01

  And, and you know, I would guess that if a species, assuming these are from space, was going to survive long enough to develop the kind of technology they apparently have, your civilization isn't going to last unless you get to a place where you realize

• 1:06:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  what you're describing is the only way to run a civilization, that as long as you're running a civilization based on you, me.

• 1:06:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  You know, di- division, divisiveness, conquering, all that stuff, your civilization is doomed. Like that, how could a civilization last?

• 1:06:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Stupid.

• 1:06:26Speaker 01

  You're not gonna

• 1:06:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, you've heard of these UAPs showing up, um, over nuclear sites. That, that's a weird coinkied ink. Why are they doing that? Cause they don't want us to be blowing each other up. Cause it creates a ripple in the fucking universe. You can't, you can't be

• 1:06:40Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:06:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  blowing things up, guys. Cause Earth is, Earth is a hell garden right now.

• 1:06:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  And there needs to be more people who aren't fucking shitheads running things and and being out there, I think.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Well, don't you think that's already happening? We're running over time. I don't know.

• 1:06:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't care. How much time you got, bud?

• 1:06:59Speaker 01

  I have all the time.

• 1:06:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's get weird.

• 1:07:00Speaker 01

  But don't, don't you think that?

• 1:07:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, that's what I see. I've seen that motherfucker in my fucking front yard, dude.

• 1:07:08Speaker 01

  You've seen that shape?

• 1:07:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Not the ship, those round fucking orbs. I see that shit nightly, bro. Come over.

• 1:07:14Speaker 01

  Did you ever see?

• 1:07:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Come over, I'm telling you.

• 1:07:16Speaker 01

  Have you ever seen the video of the crop circle? Someone caught a video of one of those little zingers making a crop circle.

• 1:07:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Stop it. Is that real or is that AI?

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  I don't know. It's probably, this was before AI. It's an older video and is it real? I don't know. Could be bullshit. There's another of those little sweeties.

• 1:07:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  A little star.

• 1:07:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is not.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  Got some smoke there, too.

• 1:07:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is not scary. This is, this is, this is, you know what this is, too? This is asking humans to level up. This is the universe saying, humans, it's time for you to level the fuck up.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:07:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Are you ready? Can we do it now?

• 1:07:48Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 1:07:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's 2026, bitch. Let's go.

• 1:07:51Speaker 01

  You can do it.

• 1:07:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  You can do it.

• 1:07:53Speaker 01

  We are doing it. It is happening. That's what I was telling you earlier. People are doing, this is happening.

• 1:07:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, here we go. 1997.

• 1:08:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, check it out. You could see the little, these little guys doing, doing some, doing some graffiti.

• 1:08:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, shit, man.

• 1:08:08Speaker 01

  Isn't that wild? They just see, look at that.

• 1:08:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's rad.

• 1:08:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's so cool. And look, that does happen to be the same shape as those star things.

• 1:08:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  And you know, a lot of people are like, what? Well, how come UFOs, how come these orbs only show up in like, well, actually, no, I've said this to the, to Ryan Bloodso. I was like, how come they only show up for fucking hillbillies, dude? You know, historically, jokingly, because I do love the Bloodso family.

• 1:08:37Speaker 01

  I do, too.

• 1:08:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  And, and he's like, well, because Christina, there ain't shit out here. And you can fucking see the sky. And I'm like, yeah, that, that is a really good point that they can make themselves known in more remote areas. Now, that being said, I fucking seen him in LA, man, in Hollywood.

• 1:08:55Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:08:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fucking seen him in LA.

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  I'll give you my theory.

• 1:08:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's crazy, dude.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  Here's my theory on why they, so, you know, the general sort of like stereotype is the farmer is abducted by an alien, right? And so, or the crop circles, but so if you were just getting to know a species. You would not think that the people who had all the power were like politicians. You would be like, it's gotta be the people growing food, right?

• 1:09:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my god.

• 1:09:21Speaker 01

  Food is the most important thing. And so you're like, how do we talk to them? Oh, put a message in the food that they grow to eat. That's, that's why they show up to those people, because they think, they must be the most important part of the society. They make the food.

• 1:09:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's true. I don't know. I don't know. Look, it's a wide fucking universe. There's all kinds of sweat, Niana. What do you think? You give a very pregnant face. You're very...

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  No, I love this shit.

• 1:09:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I know you do. You believe in this stuff too. What's your thoughts? What are you thinking?

• 1:09:53Speaker 05

  This is the first time I'm seeing all of like this new footage stuff, so, but yeah, I wanna, I wanna see the orbs.

• 1:09:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Come over, girl.

• 1:09:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:10:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  I was saying, man, we should all do a one inch mushroom trip. I'm being, you don't even need to get high. I'm telling you, come over on a clear night. If, if the weather is clear tonight, come to my fucking house. I will show you these beings. This is not, this is not malicious. This is, this is peace and love. They want you to grow and expand your consciousness. That's the message.

• 1:10:21Speaker 01

  Have you been experiencing any, any weird shit in your house yet?

• 1:10:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:10:25Speaker 01

  Well...

• 1:10:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's, that's different, man.

• 1:10:28Speaker 01

  But wait, you didn't mention that.

• 1:10:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Speaker 01

  Talk about that.

• 1:10:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, okay. Um, well, I have, I've, uh, fuck.

• 1:10:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Are you really calling me out on my weirdo shit, Duncan?

• 1:10:41Speaker 01

  No, I'm not calling you out. I'm saying, it's if you gotta, if you're gonna tell people to do this stuff, you gotta also talk about the other thing that's happening.

• 1:10:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Here, here's the deal, man.

• 1:10:48Speaker 01

  And you didn't tell me this, but I already knew it, because people who do this stuff start experiencing phenomena in their own house.

• 1:10:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay. You're right. If you want it. So here's the deal, man. So look at my, my shit's dinging up. Okay. If you want to be closer to this consciousness, they only come if you want it. This sounds fucking nuts, but I'm telling you.

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  Vampires only go where they're invited.

• 1:11:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's right, baby. There, there's a reason for these lures, okay? I think the vampire is actually a, uh... Whatever, a metaphor for narcissists, emotional vampires.

• 1:11:23Speaker 01

  And it's also polite people. Let's not forget.

• 1:11:27Speaker 01

  It's also a metaphor for just basic decency, you know? Don't go where you're not invited. If vampires respect fucking boundaries, what's your problem?

• 1:11:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  So, okay, so yes, so um, I've seen, I have seen, and it's only when I'm in states of consciousness that I am very, very connected to this. I have seen The Matrix, meaning the grid. And I went, you've seen it?

• 1:11:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, but only on like, if I, only like combining like nitrous and LSD.

• 1:11:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 1:11:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, so I can see it sober.

• 1:12:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  I can see it if I'm very relaxed. Usually I'll wake up in the middle of the night and I will see the grid. But then the minute I get really lucid, it, it won't last. I've seen an orb in my room. I've seen, God, sounds so weird. I've seen fucking, um, I once saw,

• 1:12:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  this one's funny. This one's kinda cool. I saw a black ghost. Looked like, kinda like Annie.

• 1:12:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  With, I swear to God, Annie, it was like you and he had glasses on, like these really wacky glasses, okay? And then how come I go to a restaurant a week later? And I meet the guy. And I was like, fuck off. I didn't tell him. I was like, what's your name? Where are you from? Ba ba ba. Like, why do I see this?

• 1:12:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  So that was, I think that's a time loop thing or a time travel thing. I don't know. I don't know what it all means. Uh, my lights will just come on if I'm thinking certain thoughts.

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  Yep. The old light flicker.

• 1:13:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  The old light flicker.

• 1:13:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, that.

• 1:13:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, yeah, so the first night I saw these things, I will tell you this, hold on, I gotta reapply my lipstick. Berlin, Christina P.

• 1:13:15Speaker 01

  That is so cool. You got your own lipstick.

• 1:13:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Of course I do, babes, come on.

• 1:13:19Speaker 01

  God, that's cool.

• 1:13:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is the manifest, okay.

• 1:13:21Speaker 01

  I love you guys. You guys have, look at you, you got your own vodka and lipstick. You guys are amazing, inspirational.

• 1:13:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Better us than them. I'd rather sell you some shit than a whole company that doesn't do good things. That's at least good. I get that from really. Okay, do you wanna hear the really trippy shit?

• 1:13:35Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:13:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right, I'm gonna come clean. This is a YMH exclusive. I'm fucking nervous. Here we go.

• 1:13:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 1:13:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  So the night, I was in Boca Raton. Ryan Bloodso tells me, "Look at the sky. Ask to see them and they might, they will, they will come." So I'm in fucking Boca in a hotel. It's, it's just like a public place. Yeah. I'm in the sky, I look, holy shit, there's one there, just like that, those orbs, there's another one there. And I'm with my children and I, and I go, "Guys, do you see this or am I hallucinating?" Yeah. I'm with my kids, I'm not fucking high, I'm not on mushrooms, I'm not drunk, I'm nothing, okay? And, yes, my older boy, "Yeah, Mom, I see that. Juju, do you see that?" "Yeah, Mommy, I see that." They see it at the same time. And at the same time, I have a Fitbit watch on and it's fucking Yeah. Going crazy, crazy. And I was like, "This is fucking surreal, this can't be real."

• 1:14:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  So I go back to my hotel room. And now the light in the fucking bathroom is blinking. Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee. It's, it's like a Morse code. I can't, I don't know what it is. Dee, dee, dee, dee. Yeah. And then the light in the hallway, same fucking code. Dee, dee, dee, dee, all night long, Duncan. And I was terrified when they came in, when I was in the hotel room, I was scared. So I slept in the same room as my children. Cause I'm like, "I don't know what this is, I don't know how far this goes down the rabbit hole." All night, the lights are flickering. And then I finally go into the bathroom, the lights are flickering. And I take a piss. And I'm talking to it and I'm like, "I see you, I got it, thank you." And then it stopped. Stopped.

• 1:15:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then, that, that night in Boca, again, I go, "If I'm fucking real, if this is real, let me see you." And I'm just sitting in the fucking restaurant in Boca Raton. And I look up and here they come again. Same thing, same thing. "Okay, Ellis, is this true?" "Yeah, I see it, Mommy." "Is this true?" "Yes." Again, the next night, "Is this coming?" And now, anywhere I go, anywhere in the fucking world, if I look up at the sky on a clear night, and if my mind, if my consciousness is clear, only if I'm clear, if I'm in my ego mind, if I'm thinking about, "Oh, fucking hate this motherfucker, this guy did me wrong, fuck you, I'm depressed, I hate my mother, I hate my father, fuck you," they're not gonna show up. Right. However, if I get into love, the conscious, the higher consciousness of love, connection, Yeah.

• 1:15:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  joy, and often if I remember the first time I met them in Boca. If I remember the first time I saw them and the joy that I felt at confirmation that the supernatural is real, they show up. Joy, respect, love, all the positive feelings of human stuff. If you feel that and look up, they come. If I, again, if I start getting shitty, they go.

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:16:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's so fucking crazy. I can't believe I'm out. Oh, my God.

• 1:16:23Speaker 01

  You did it. You did it.

• 1:16:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm out, I'm out. I'm a fucking weirdo, man. I'm seeing stuff.

• 1:16:28Speaker 01

  But you.

• 1:16:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  But it's true. Remember, people have seen it too. It's not just me, I swear.

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  If you, so if you look at the typical, like, I'm not against debunkers. In fact, I'm very grateful for many debunkers because I don't want.

• 1:16:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Come on over, debunkers. I'll show you some shit.

• 1:16:43Speaker 01

  People in the UFO community get mad at them, but I do think we need conscious

• 1:16:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:49Speaker 01

  people who are also like, no, Jeremy Corbell, by the way, the guy, like, he is very, like, I, poor guy, I feel bad for him being my friend. He must just get swamped by stoners sending him bullshit. Like, dude, what's this? Have you seen this? And like, he's like, so sweet, but he always is like, Duncan, you don't, what that looks like to me is like lights reflecting off of a window. And like, he doesn't, you know, we need that. But if you look at the, a lot of the debunker comments, you will notice that it's not just like they're saying, I don't think this is real. I think it could be this. There's this strange level of aggression, anger, the stuff that you're saying drives

• 1:17:29Speaker 01

  them away in the comments, that it's one thing to be scientific in your approach to observing phenomena, but why are you so pissed in your observation? And I think this would potentially create a situation where via your, like, for what, you're pissed off at people who believe in aliens, but if being angry is one of the things that.

• 1:17:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  They're not into it.

• 1:17:52Speaker 01

  You're not gonna ever see them.

• 1:17:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's why I think people in the government, God bless them, I'm sure there are good people working there, but maybe they're not of this consciousness, maybe they're not of this mind.

• 1:18:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  To want to see, to be positive. Maybe they are in fear consciousness. I don't know.

• 1:18:08Speaker 01

  Clearly, they're doing war.

• 1:18:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. So I think that's a huge problem, too. And maybe this Burgett guy, has he, oh, does Corbell see orbs? Does he see what I see? Or is he only seeing craft?

• 1:18:19Speaker 01

  I'm, I don't, I don't know. I, you know, that's, I should, I should ask him what his,

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  I, I wouldn't be surprised. And you know, he hasn't mentioned that to me, but also Corbell, he, I think he understands like the role he plays is that if he

• 1:18:36Speaker 01

  expresses stuff the way you express it, and he's never, as I recall, he's never mentioned the orbs to me. I feel like he really knows that, like, if he, he wants to, he wants to be a journalist, and he, because he recognizes how important it is to get this information out to people, that maybe all the loose stuff and things like that, he's less, he's not going to announce it because he doesn't want people to be like, oh, really? The guy who sees orbs? You want me to believe you? Because he, he does see that it's an important role. I think he would look at what you're doing as important, too. Anything that gets people non-

• 1:19:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  I will tell you too, that creative people, I know that the Bledsoe family, like, they'll come out and they've been going to like, a lot of creative people, musicians, comedians, the, the quote, the weirdos of the world, because we're open to this kind of stuff. We're open. And, look, hey, if I fucking disappear tomorrow,

• 1:19:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  bitches, you saw this here and you know what fucking hap- and I hope not, okay? Because I'm not out here telling everybody to overthrow anything. All I'm saying is, open your consciousness, open your heart, open your arms, to something bigger than, than what it, what you see. This reality is just one layer of it. This is just the atomic model that you guys are on.

• 1:20:00Speaker 01

  You know the term ascension?

• 1:20:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, ascension, yes. This is, yes.

• 1:20:06Speaker 01

  Right. So theoretically, based on what you're saying, you could raise your consciousness, like, because you could call it a lot of different things, but- It is, seems like a form of navigation. Like, right now, we think navigation is getting from our house to the grocery store, our house to work. This is a whole different type of navigation. It's almost more like in a dream.

• 1:20:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's eternal.

• 1:20:30Speaker 01

  Where you move into a new dream.

• 1:20:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:32Speaker 01

  So theoretically, could you raise your consciousness to the point where you actually shift completely out of this reality into an alternate timeline? And at that point, you do blip out. At that point, you do disappear. All the disappearing scientists, all the... Is that the rapture that they're talking about? Is people figure this stuff out and then stop living in this reality?

• 1:20:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's not what I'm understanding. What I'm understanding is that life on earth is a gift. You're... And you've said this before, Duncan, when you were like 28. You were like, "A human incarnation is the greatest gift, man." And I remember when you were saying that shit back when we were kids, and I was like, "What is this fucking nut job talking about?" You're... I think you're right, is that this human incarnation, man, is a gift.

• 1:21:21Speaker 01

  It is.

• 1:21:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  It is a gift, because the timeline is eternal, right? Like, once you're out of this meat vessel, now you're just pure consciousness.

• 1:21:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  And time, in the consciousness world, is just forever. There is no beginning, middle, and end.

• 1:21:33Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:21:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  But when you're into a human body, into this human vessel...

• 1:21:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  There's a beginning, middle, and end, and it's a lovely drama. It's a lovely play.

• 1:21:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  That you're being put into. It's what Bill Hicks said, "It's just a ride." And he fucking knew early. He died at, what, 34?

• 1:21:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  A lot of people know it early. Jimi Hendrix, I think, knew it. David Bowie fucking knew it. The artists know.

• 1:21:54Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:21:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because they come in and they're later in the incarnation cycle, they fucking know it. And the point is to live out the drama and try to remember who you are. Oh, yeah, thanks. Okay, did I nail it? Ah, I'm transcended, reality.

• 1:22:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, we've done it on your mom's house.

• 1:22:16Speaker 01

  The guru is here.

• 1:22:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm not the guru. I am not the guru. No, no, no, no, never.

• 1:22:22Speaker 01

  Well, do you know what they say about?

• 1:22:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Never, never, never, never.

• 1:22:24Speaker 01

  Do you know what they say about that?

• 1:22:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, baby.

• 1:22:26Speaker 01

  Okay, not the guru.

• 1:22:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Last.

• 1:22:27Speaker 01

  And that's, I love that you like, are just like, that you have respect for, for that. But there's different sorts of, the, the idea is, there isn't a bunch of different gurus. There's one guru. So there's a, an enlightened consciousness shows up.

• 1:22:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:41Speaker 01

  In, in a certain way. And so that guru can come out of you sometimes. Where the, where like you actually.

• 1:22:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, right. Like I channeled that.

• 1:22:51Speaker 01

  Just for a second, it comes out of you.

• 1:22:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:22:53Speaker 01

  Articulates something like that. And yeah.

• 1:22:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then I go back to talking about farts and cum.

• 1:22:57Speaker 01

  Yes, that's what we get to do.

• 1:23:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  But I'm back into being a dummy.

• 1:23:01Speaker 01

  It's the best.

• 1:23:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ah.

• 1:23:03Speaker 01

  Oh, I would.

• 1:23:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  But that's, but, but to your point, the point is not to go into a blip. That, that is a fear. That's the, that's the fear of mind talking. You will die and go back into oblivion, into consciousness again. That's the end of the ride. You don't need to hasten, hasten.

• 1:23:19Speaker 01

  Hasten.

• 1:23:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  You don't need to.

• 1:23:20Speaker 01

  Hasten your own demise.

• 1:23:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, you don't need to do that. Just enjoy it while you're here and, and feel the pain and feel the suffering. Feel the shit of the world. Feel it. Feel the joy of the world. And then you just go back to the fucking everlasting. You go back into the one. But right now we're individuated.

• 1:23:38Speaker 01

  Enjoy it.

• 1:23:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, just enjoy it.

• 1:23:40Speaker 01

  Enjoy the show. It's like you, this is what Ram Dass would say.

• 1:23:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:43Speaker 01

  You go to a movie and, you know, you get completely absorbed. If it's a good movie.

• 1:23:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:48Speaker 01

  You get completely absorbed in the movie. If you're watching a horror movie for a second, you're in the horror movie. You're terrified. It's very similar to dreams. When you have a dream that is, what's better than having a terrifying dream? In the dream remembering.

• 1:24:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:04Speaker 01

  That you're having a dream.

• 1:24:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, that's what this is.

• 1:24:06Speaker 01

  And instantly all the fear goes away. Instantly it's.

• 1:24:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 1:24:09Speaker 01

  Even the, the, the dream could still be going on, but the fear is not there anymore. And now it goes from being a nightmare to being an awesome dream.

• 1:24:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's it. And that's when, and that's the secret. And that's, that's, that's when you manifest. Things, by the way.

• 1:24:23Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:24:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  If you're out there looking for stuff, stuff is great. I will never poo poo money. Money buys freedom.

• 1:24:29Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:24:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Freedom is essential to, to, to life. So I don't poo poo material goods. I don't believe in that. But the key is to get clear and to get clean spiritually and to try to get, get beyond your own bullshit.

• 1:24:45Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 1:24:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Your own fucking mind that's, that's telling you lies and stories that were created when you were little. And then it just repeats. Why do you, why do you keep dating the same asshole? Why do you keep meeting the same pieces of shit? And why do you keep making the same kind of friends that fuck you over? Well, because you haven't resolved the initial

• 1:25:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  wound and you're going to live out of that wound instead of living out of the, the pure consciousness. They want you to live out of pure consciousness.

• 1:25:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  The right place.

• 1:25:12Speaker 01

  They want you to live up here and really all the magic happens down here.

• 1:25:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Here. It's the soul, baby. I think they want you to live in your heart, actually.

• 1:25:21Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, I, right. No, no, no. They, right. I thought the world is, is up in your head. It's a very, it's a very technical world. You've got to fill out all these forms the right way. You've got to organize and keep lists and all this stuff. Yeah, that's all up in your head.

• 1:25:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  And you want to know the irony, the craziest part, and you know this well because you, you lost your mother as I lost my mother in this physical world. You know what's cool about all those forms and all the social security number and all that bullshit? It just goes away. They give your social security number to somebody else and all the officialness of your existence is fucking gone. But I wanted to tell people, if you want to get in touch with this, this consciousness that I'm talking about, this is what I did. And I, I just, here's what you gotta do. Oh my God. Okay. See my, my, my shit's dinging. It's telling. Okay. Here's what you do. This was very hard to do for, for, for me, for everybody. If you've never meditated before, I would say, start with at least like a mantra.

• 1:26:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Say a word over and over. Say a verse over and over just to get yourself still. Now, when you're still. Oh God, this is embarrassing. I'm just gonna sell it. I mean, I put it out there.

• 1:26:28Speaker 01

  I'm doing it. I'm meditating now. Do a guided meditation for us.

• 1:26:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  This is what I do. Okay, you put your hand over, get to the feeling body, not to the thinking body. So I took my hand, I just put it on my heart, and I remember I was just feeling my way through life. Feel your consciousness, feel yourself, your nervous system. That's not the thinking mind. You're trying to access the feeling mind, the feeling body, rather. And once you can access that, the light comes in. The light comes in. And that's what I've been doing for the last, since October, and my life has changed tremendously. And can I tell you what I did too? I asked for help with, because I had so much PTSD around cancer. And I was like, God, I can't, I don't think I can go on because I'm so fucked up from this.

• 1:27:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  This one broke me, you know? And sure enough, once I started this, seeing these orbs and meditating and getting into this world, my PTSD has been healed from that. And that's why I started smoking again, because I don't-

• 1:27:29Speaker 01

  That's the final message. By the way, I've been waiting for you to get into the void. They want you to smoke.

• 1:27:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  They want you to smoke.

• 1:27:35Speaker 01

  There's all this stuff. It's like the orbs, the message. I've been getting all the spiritual people have been getting over and goes buy cigarettes.

• 1:27:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  I go buy cigarettes.

• 1:27:42Speaker 01

  Smoked now.

• 1:27:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Smoked now.

• 1:27:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know what that is, but that's the path forward for humanity.

• 1:27:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. And how, oh God, it's so great that you're here today to talk about this.

• 1:27:53Speaker 01

  I'm so honored that you, I'm on, like-

• 1:27:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  I can't believe it.

• 1:27:55Speaker 01

  I'm surprised you haven't talked about this publicly yet. I'm really surprised. It's so cool that you did.

• 1:28:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. And I, I know, because part of me was like, I've been talking, I don't want to get into that side of it, but, because I know, like Joe, Joe and Rogan, and we all, we all talk about this stuff. And I know like he's doing his part in all of this. Like, he just, didn't he have Burchett on? And all, and I know he has Corbel, he has all these guys on, but um- I don't know. I wanted to tell this side of things and it's, it's.

• 1:28:27Speaker 01

  Right. Cause the other stuff is kind of mind stuff. The other stuff is, is like, it's good. It's cool. We need to know. It's awesome. But then the people, they don't understand. There's like a powerful spiritual component to this stuff.

• 1:28:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  And I think that's what this is Duncan. You nailed it. Um, that, this is what this really is. There is a powerful spiritual component to this. It is not just flying saucers and the threats and they're in the ocean and they're in the, it's like, okay, maybe they are. I don't know. I don't know all the species of UFOs and shit, but I do know that what I'm in contact with is not that. And that's that. I know. Oh my God. I feel like, I feel so scared.

• 1:29:07Speaker 01

  Your message.

• 1:29:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm so scared. I'm gonna be fucking.

• 1:29:11Speaker 01

  You're gonna, you just watch what happens now that you did. Oh no. It's crazy what's gonna happen now.

• 1:29:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  What's gonna happen now?

• 1:29:19Speaker 01

  Well, well, because you sort of affirmed something, you, and now you're signal boosting it. And so you, it'll just, it'll exponentially increase those sorts of encounters and those events.

• 1:29:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, look, if you're into this, if you've seen this, write into the show. How did they, how do people contact us these days?

• 1:29:38Speaker 05

  Your Moms Podcast at gmail.com.

• 1:29:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Email us. Uh, email me. Let me know if you're seeing these orbs. Let's start a fucking dialogue that's a little more meaningful than just seeing. I mean, it's cool. Like I love seeing these videos. I love the tic tac. I love all this shit, but maybe, I don't know. Let's start talking about the other side of things. If you're out there, if you're seeing this stuff, let me know. Um, yeah.

• 1:30:06Speaker 01

  You're gonna regret that.

• 1:30:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Sure am.

• 1:30:08Speaker 01

  You're about to get an avalanche of crazy.

• 1:30:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hope so. Listen, I hope so.

• 1:30:15Speaker 01

  I'm just kidding guys. I love that stuff. I, I'm joking. Send this stuff. I'm joking. You know, but that, that is opening.

• 1:30:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, portal.

• 1:30:24Speaker 01

  Oh no, I don't, I mean, but also you'll put, now you're gonna get like actively, you'll see.

• 1:30:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Thank you. Sorry.

• 1:30:33Speaker 01

  No, I don't mean for them.

• 1:30:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did I just cross over? Yeah.

• 1:30:35Speaker 01

  No, I'm talking about like the, you know, there's things that I wouldn't feel comfortable talking about that are so weird.

• 1:30:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  But tell me. I mean, you don't feel comfortable. I don't want to force you.

• 1:30:46Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, okay, we're both comedians and we're both, you know, having had experiences and stuff like that, right? And we, you're, what you're talking about is this possibility of shifting one's consciousness to tune into a reality that flies in the face of what default reality is for most people, right?

• 1:31:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:08Speaker 01

  So if you could do that and I could do that, you would imagine there are people who have, were born into a family where that's been happening and generations of people doing that.

• 1:31:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:31:20Speaker 01

  Who are very polite and do understand that it's not cool, man, to go and like, you know, tell, tell all this stuff. If you tell all this stuff to certain people, it really might not be good for them at all. It might not be where they're at in their particular incarnational cycle. And so then maybe what happens when you do what you just did is maybe people who know about this stuff more than us would reach out in ways that you wouldn't expect, stuff like that, you know?

• 1:31:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  I suppose so.

• 1:31:52Speaker 01

  You know about them, don't you?

• 1:31:57Speaker 01

  Do you know about them?

• 1:31:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, I will say this, that since, listen, I just to reiterate, since I've been in contact with these things, it's been nothing but positive. It's been hard. I'm not going to lie emotionally, going through whatever, the dark night of the soul and all that. But it's an inherent good. And at this point, I feel compelled to share because I don't know why. I do. It's, it is, the time is meow. The time is meow. Especially with all this UFO stuff. I don't, I don't want hysteria to be created where there should not be. It's stupid.

• 1:32:34Speaker 01

  In the Bible, what's the first thing when people encounter angels? What's the first thing?

• 1:32:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  To shoot them.

• 1:32:40Speaker 01

  No, you don't shoot an angel. Oh, shit.

• 1:32:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  What do you do?

• 1:32:44Speaker 01

  No, in the biblical encounters with angels, the very first thing they always say is, don't be afraid.

• 1:32:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Don't be afraid.

• 1:32:49Speaker 01

  That's the first thing they say to calm people down because they know that it's going to freak people out. So what you're, weirdly, what you're saying is exactly what angels.

• 1:32:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm an angel. I'm a dark angel.

• 1:32:59Speaker 01

  You're a dark. By the way, that's my OnlyFans. Guys, go to Dark Angel Feet. That's my OnlyFans. I just need to plug something. I'm so sorry, but yeah.

• 1:33:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  What are you plugging? I gotta go. I'm so, I feel, I gotta go. I'm so embarrassed. Oh, here we go. Mystery Boys is coming soon. It'll premiere here on our network, May 21st, 8 p.m. Central Time.

• 1:33:21Speaker 01

  May 21st, really?

• 1:33:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:23Speaker 01

  What? I'm so excited. Seriously, I didn't know that.

• 1:33:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:29Speaker 01

  When does this come out? I'm gonna be at the San Diego Improv.

• 1:33:33Speaker 01

  Comes, or not Improv, the San Diego, God, San Diego Comedy Store. Why did I say Improv? Yeah, La Jolla Comedy Store are gonna be there this weekend, if you're watching this.

• 1:33:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's awesome.

• 1:33:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can't wait.

• 1:33:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's such a fun.

• 1:33:44Speaker 01

  I love that club.

• 1:33:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fucking place.

• 1:33:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:33:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, so look up at the sky, dude.

• 1:33:48Speaker 01

  I'm doing it tonight.

• 1:33:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Try it, bro.

• 1:33:50Speaker 01

  I'm calling them tonight. I can feel it. Yeah.

• 1:33:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Thank you for listening. I know this was a really far out episode, but I feel like Duncan was here and I, I just felt compelled to share, because why not?

• 1:34:05Speaker 01

  You're gonna get a tsunami of love for this.

• 1:34:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hope so. Come see me at Denver Comedy Vex this weekend. I'll be there. I'll be looking up at the sky. Maybe we'll go fucking sky watching together if the sky is clear. And, um, anything else? Am I forgetting to announce? The End is out at YMH Studios dot com. Lena Dunham's fat. Is that it?

• 1:34:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love you. Thank you so much for being here.

• 1:34:32Speaker 01

  Thanks for having me.

• 1:34:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Bye, mommy. Mike, can we just revisit the first time you played?

• 1:34:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Some of y'all is nasty as hell.

• 1:34:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  And this is especially to you on certain time, motherfucker.

• 1:35:09Tom Segura?

  What an animal.

• 1:35:12Tom Segura?

  This is the best. How come I never heard this?

• 1:35:23Tom Segura?

  You got it?

• 1:35:25Tom Segura?

  Young Guns Steve, Kellyanne Conway. There you go. What an animal.

• 1:35:37Tom Segura?

  I'll tell you.

• 1:35:39Tom Segura?

  Sorry, I'm just flooded with good feelings. I know. Feel, feel.

• 1:35:51Tom Segura?

  I have to pee. You gotta pee? Want me to stop it? Please.