Ask, Tell, Confess: Guys, We Bleached Our Bholes

Ask, Tell, Confess is back at the kitchen counter, and somehow y’all managed to outdo yourselves. This week, the gang is diving into your absolute WORST date and hookup stories—and there is truly no preparing for where these confessions go. We’re talking puking in mouths to Alan Jackson, surprise butt play with ZERO warning, period disasters on white sheets, boogers on boobs, and enough poop and puke stories to last us a lifetime. Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime break down every unhinged detail while getting into sex and consent, period sex, butt stuff myths, bleaching buttholes before surgery (yes, really), and the red flags you should NEVER ignore just because you’re “already there.” Consider this your reminder: sometimes it’s better to just get dressed and go home. Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@Dumbblondepod

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:17Bunnie XO?

  Hello friends, we are back in full effect at the kitchen counter for Ask Tell Confess. Thank you guys for tuning in. We'll be back in our studio next week.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:30Bunnie XO?

  Um, so you guys only have to, actually, some of you guys said you loved the kitchen counter and then some of you guys were like, I miss the old set, so.

• 0:36Speaker 01

  A lot of people really thought this was like more personable.

• 0:40Bunnie XO?

  I get it.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. It's giving, it's giving Shane and Matt.

• 0:44Bunnie XO?

  I get it.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:46Bunnie XO?

  What did you say we need to clear up this, this week? I forget.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  Oh, we were off season.

• 0:50Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, everyone was like, you guys just stop doing Ask Tell Confess. We were off season.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, sometimes we have to take a break in between and kind of switch it up.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  We're also not going to do long breaks anymore though. I think that's what people are confused about. We used to take like an entire month off. Um, now we're just going to sprinkle them through the year. So it's more consistent.

• 1:08Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, well, that and also we got to make sure that you guys yearn for us. Ooh.

• 1:16Bunnie XO?

  We do love when y'all yearn for us. So here we are back with another Ask Tell Confess. And what is today's topic? Today's topic? Is. It's late at night here.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  We want to know your guys' worst date slash hookup. And you guys submitted some really good ones on that.

• 1:35Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, man.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  If you want to submit to Ask Tell Confess, go over to our Instagram. They will be on the screen right now. Jason, insert everyone's Instagrams over us right here.

• 1:45Bunnie XO?

  We're done.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Um, and yeah, that's how you submit. Just DM us or we sometimes ask in our, um, in our stories. So we ask.

• 1:55Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  You guys tell, and then we confess on here.

• 1:58Bunnie XO?

  All right, I'm ready to kick it off because I got some good ones.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:01Bunnie XO?

  All right. I think this person wants to stay anonymous, but she said, he was hitting it from behind and told me to arch my back. I arched it up like a hunchback.

• 2:12Bunnie XO?

  And he says, no, the other way. She said, I'm still traumatized 13 years later. Needless to say, it was my first time doing doggy.

• 2:23Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 2:23Bunnie XO?

  It was all tailbone. She was all tailbone.

• 2:29Bunnie XO?

  And the fact that the dude, the fact that the dude was like, no, the other way.

• 2:36Bunnie XO?

  How do you not stop in that moment and lose? No, I would leave. I would already, I'd be like bent over calling my Uber.

• 2:46Speaker 01

  Though, when you go that opposite way.

• 2:48Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 2:48Speaker 01

  Like.

• 2:50Bunnie XO?

  Bro. Stop. Yeah. That's funny. So, uh, that was, that was the one I wanted to kick it off with. Yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 01

  That was nice.

• 2:57Bunnie XO?

  That was good. I had a good chuckle a few times when I read that one. Cause that's something fucking we would do.

• 3:04Speaker 01

  We would do.

• 3:07Bunnie XO?

  Toss your shoulders forward. Oh my God, dude.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  This was, this was a really short one.

• 3:16Bunnie XO?

  We cannot film late at night. No. Every time we film late at night, this fucking happens, dude. She's not gonna look at you. All right, go. All right.

• 3:28Bunnie XO?

  All right.

• 3:29Speaker 01

  Wait, okay, this one's short and sweet. Give me two seconds.

• 3:31Bunnie XO?

  Not looking.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Puked in a guy's mouth at a bonfire while Alan Jackson Chattahoochee was playing.

• 3:36Bunnie XO?

  Romantic.

• 3:37Speaker 01

  I kind of like it.

• 3:38Bunnie XO?

  Did he swallow it or spit it out? Did he spit or swallow? Which one was he?

• 3:41Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  During the verse or chorus?

• 3:44Bunnie XO?

  You guys think that's romantic? Was it, was it during the, it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie? Cause that would be memorable. Oh damn. That's a hard, that's a hard pick. That's a really hard pick.

• 3:55Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. I couldn't, I, you know what? If someone, I don't know. I don't want to talk about puking in your mouth. I'll throw up right now.

• 4:02Bunnie XO?

  Uh, I puked on, never mind. All right. Who's next? Who's next? I got one. All right, go, go, go. Well. Cause I'm locked and loaded, baby. I got like seven. No.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  All right.

• 4:12Bunnie XO?

  All right, this one also wants to be anonymous. Um, went to this guy's house for the first time. Um, ended up being a nice fifth wheel trailer. No biggie, not uncommon for the area I live in. Kind of hot. Uh, got my world rocked for him to proceed to want to talk and cuddle. And he tells me about how he's always wanted to kill a person. I sent my location to my sister so fast. As I'm trying to get dressed, he puts on a gun holster that goes around his shoulders as if to hide it under a jacket. It has a 45 in it. He was butt ass naked, by the way. He then proceeds to do the helicopter while still wearing the gun and holster. The helicopter? We dumped him as Clint. Everything was hot till the helicopter. Oh, you thought that was hot?

• 4:54Speaker 01

  I literally was going to ask for his number.

• 4:57Bunnie XO?

  Like everything was hot.

• 4:58Bunnie XO?

  You guys thought that was hot? I thought she was about to get killed. No, but then he starts fucking swinging his dick around. There's nothing hot about that.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  Don't swing the dick.

• 5:06Bunnie XO?

  Elephant trunk. Like, nobody wants to see that.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  Guys, I was really into it.

• 5:10Bunnie XO?

  Who did that? You guys want me to find the video? I have a video of him doing it.

• 5:13Speaker 01

  No, literally put it in the chat.

• 5:15Bunnie XO?

  And it's, and it's in slow mo. Even worse. Even worse. So you can see like his thighs just like going.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Helicopter?

• 5:21Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Absolutely.

• 5:23Bunnie XO?

  Why do men like doing that?

• 5:24Speaker 02

  It's like, I don't know.

• 5:25Bunnie XO?

  No, I would do that if I had one.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  I don't know. I feel like the back and forth is hotter than the helicopter.

• 5:29Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, back and forth, like let it hit thigh to thigh.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  I do that a lot.

• 5:32Bunnie XO?

  Exactly. Let it up and down.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  It's the sound. The sound is great.

• 5:36Bunnie XO?

  But when you're like trying to get it in a circle, like Al Byra does her titties, like no, nobody wants to fucking see that.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Yeah. What is the thing with the helicopter?

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Uh, helicopter is cool, but the, the, the thigh hit, that sounds cooler.

• 5:49Bunnie XO?

  Yeah. I like to call that the dinglehopper.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  The dinglehopper.

• 5:52Bunnie XO?

  Yes. I like to, I like, I gave it a nickname long years ago. All right, here we go, guys. I got one. I hooked up with this girl in Hollywood once and she was so adamant about me doing coke with her, which I didn't do. She wanted me to put coke on my dick and hit it from the back while actually punching her in the head. I was like, you mean like be a little rough, right? She said, no, I literally want you to get me high and hit me in the back of the head. Needless to say, I did 0% of that, 0% of that. And that was from our good friend Boca Hyde. Our little baby.

• 6:27Speaker 01

  No way.

• 6:28Bunnie XO?

  Yes. That's insane. I don't know about cocaine going inside a vagina. That's, listen, I've done some crazy shit. That's a yeasty beastie waiting to happen.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I feel like your pH is going to be very off after that.

• 6:40Bunnie XO?

  That's like. I feel like it'd burn, right?

• 6:42Speaker 01

  I mean, but is this the same thing as putting it in your butthole though? Like the immediate high?

• 6:47Bunnie XO?

  Well, that's a different high and that feels great.

• 6:49Speaker 01

  That's right. But I feel like, wouldn't that be the same?

• 6:51Bunnie XO?

  Don't do it at home, kids. Um, I don't know, cause I've never done it in my vagina.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Can you guys tell us if you've ever blown coke into your vagina?

• 6:58Bunnie XO?

  I don't think, she wanted it on his hog.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. Someone's got to have had it inside of them.

• 7:04Bunnie XO?

  And wouldn't that like dry you out? Because of all the chemicals. I don't know. I can't even think about doing drugs. It grosses me out now, but I've done a lot of weird shit and never done that. Remember the Dare program? Let's bring that back.

• 7:15Bunnie XO?

  I've got running rebel fever.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  What was that?

• 7:19Bunnie XO?

  George Dare. He was fucking part of the Dare program. I don't remember the song.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  I don't remember George.

• 7:24Bunnie XO?

  It must've been a Vegas thing. I just remember the T-shirt.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  George Dare.

• 7:27Bunnie XO?

  No. No, he was a real person. I thought Dare stood for.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:32Bunnie XO?

  No, he was a real person that represented Dare.

• 7:36Bunnie XO?

  Drugs, abuse.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Are really extra.

• 7:39Bunnie XO?

  No, it was drug abuse resistance education. Oh, guys. Who really paid attention to Dare? I did. I just made it up.

• 7:51Bunnie XO?

  And Mimi was going along with you, dude. Going off each other. I was like, yeah, that's it. I was like, that is not what it means. I actually have a shirt that's a crop top that says Dare Drug Resistance Education. I remember this, I believe. Wait, yeah, drug resistance.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wore the ribbon.

• 8:06Bunnie XO?

  No, Dare. Drug. Awareness? Awareness, resistance, education. Yeah, there we go.

• 8:12Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 8:13Bunnie XO?

  Drugs are really terrible.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  My baby daddy and me were in the middle of a breakup, sleeping separately. We were drunk. I was in my room and I woke up to my finger being moved around and it felt like it was being shoved into food. But when I woke up, his drunk ass had my whole finger in his asshole all the way up to the knuckle, moaning so heavily. Like I had to wrap my head around it. The finger was never the same. I tried not to make him feel bad because I knew he was gay, but I threw up as soon as my drunk ass woke up and realized what was happening.

• 8:44Bunnie XO?

  I would just like the record to reflect. Just because you like fingers up the wazoo does not mean that you're gay, but obviously she knew something about him.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  She found porn on his computer and he was into gay porn.

• 8:56Bunnie XO?

  Yes, so.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  But his friend could have sent him that as a joke.

• 8:59Bunnie XO?

  Can we not brush Pat by the fact that she said she thought her finger was in food?

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, that means it was wet.

• 9:04Speaker 01

  It was.

• 9:07Bunnie XO?

  Like, what the fuck? Was she like moving around a loaf of bread? Like, what? Was she literally like going up against a turd?

• 9:15Speaker 03

  No, but also like, no consent?

• 9:17Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. Don't fuck people's fingers that are asleep in your butthole.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Don't do anything if someone's asleep.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's rape.

• 9:24Bunnie XO?

  And you guys are in different rooms.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, so he literally snuck in, pulled his pants down, took her finger and said, he had.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  Flipped up upside down trying to just shut.

• 9:39Bunnie XO?

  What if he just backed into it?

• 9:41Speaker 01

  Just put the finger out and just.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  She had nails too.

• 9:47Bunnie XO?

  Hi, May.

• 9:47Speaker 01

  Those nails?

• 9:48Bunnie XO?

  I sent you one.

• 9:50Speaker 03

  Hi, May. I also sent you one.

• 9:52Bunnie XO?

  We love you.

• 9:53Speaker 01

  How do you clean your finger after that? What if it's under your nail?

• 9:56Speaker 03

  You get rid of the entire nail.

• 9:58Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Oh, I thought you meant finger. I would have cut it off.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, my finger? Yeah.

• 10:03Bunnie XO?

  To the bone, to the bone.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  Just strip it.

• 10:05Bunnie XO?

  Just fucking take that knuckle off.

• 10:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  Just guillotine.

• 10:08Bunnie XO?

  To the knuckle. Stump. Stump it up, buddy.

• 10:15Bunnie XO?

  All right, go, Hi May.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Ready for it?

• 10:17Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, we're ready.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Had no idea I got my period. Great start. We were in the dark for like an hour and it was a bloodbath. I left and never spoke to him again, and he was a professional hockey player at the time. Ha! She put that in there.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  I was like nineteen. We never even had sex. It was just a finger blast and BJ's. Even worse, lol. Anonymous.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Oh, damn.

• 10:43Bunnie XO?

  My goodness. I don't know why guys are scared of blood. I get it. Like, when I'm on my period, the first two days, I don't want to be touched because I'm like, it feels like an axe wound. But other than that, like, it's fucking.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Axe wound's crazy.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  I turn into Brucie, dude.

• 10:59Bunnie XO?

  How do you feel about blood?

• 11:00Speaker 02

  That's.

• 11:02Bunnie XO?

  American Psycho?

• 11:03Speaker 01

  No.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Stop.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  Shark who smells blood?

• 11:08Bunnie XO?

  Oh, God. Hi May, you like blood?

• 11:11Speaker 02

  I don't like it. I'm just saying if like, you know, if I'm in the mood and Brooks got me hot and bothered, I'm going in.

• 11:16Bunnie XO?

  You're fucking no matter what.

• 11:17Speaker 02

  I'm getting in there.

• 11:19Bunnie XO?

  I don't, I just can't bring myself to do it the first two days. But day three, it's on and cracking. I'm ready. Yeah, like, let's go. But for day one and two, no. Like, I don't want to subject them to that. It's fucking like jellyfish. Just red jellyfish falling out of you.

• 11:33Speaker 01

  Oh, I thought.

• 11:34Speaker 03

  What if a clot comes out on him?

• 11:36Speaker 01

  Okay, wait, that's what I was literally about to say. So, hmm. Okay, when I was younger, I had snuck into this guy's house. Oh, my God, Mom, don't watch this.

• 11:45Bunnie XO?

  Mom, Susan.

• 11:46Speaker 01

  Susan, don't watch this one. Skip over this part. I snuck into this guy's house and it was like his uncle's house. So we went in like the spare bedroom and we were doing it and I didn't know my period had started, but it was like the heaviest period ever. Bro, antique, like, it was like one of those antique rooms that were set up and we did it on like, bro, white sheets. Fuck that thing up. It was cloudy.

• 12:08Speaker 02

  White.

• 12:09Bunnie XO?

  Oh, man, that's so rough.

• 12:13Speaker 03

  I have a short and sweet one.

• 12:14Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead, baby.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  All right.

• 12:18Speaker 03

  Hooked up with this guy and a booger fell on my titty. I kicked him out immediately and cried for a bit and then blocked him on everything.

• 12:26Bunnie XO?

  What?

• 12:28Speaker 02

  That's embarrassing.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  He should have manned up and like.

• 12:32Speaker 01

  Guys, I don't like that.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Figured it out or something.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  I knew me was gonna hate that one.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Bro, I think I might throw up.

• 12:43Speaker 02

  Was it like a shower booger or like?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Like a booger that's been there all day?

• 12:47Speaker 03

  Like a swimming booger?

• 12:49Speaker 02

  No, I'm gonna say probably a shower booger because it's.

• 12:52Bunnie XO?

  I've been traumatized by boogers for a decade. Um, I hooked up with this guy. Oh, my God. He asked me to touch his nipples and that was my assignment and I shouldn't forget it. They were incredibly long.

• 13:09Bunnie XO?

  And it was weird. He was playing with my nipples and told me he paid attention to, paid attention to the left side more because it was closer to my heart. And asked me if I wanted his BBC, but it was only a BC. Please don't post my name.

• 13:27Speaker 01

  Okay, do you think his nipples were stretched?

• 13:29Bunnie XO?

  Weird nipples, I'm not fucking them, okay?

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Do you think he was stretching them and that's why they were so long?

• 13:34Bunnie XO?

  I don't know. Some dudes have.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  Sometimes my nipples get puffy.

• 13:37Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, but that's, there's difference between puffy and long. Like, that's, I think that's my one no. Like, if I see a dude with long nipples, I can't. Like, little fucking like darts?

• 13:47Speaker 03

  No, can't do it. The, the ice that comes, it's not like a pellet. No, it's like a pellet ice. You know what I'm talking about? The ice that are like little logs.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  I said, Hi May, let me see your nipple. He goes, he's shy.

• 14:00Bunnie XO?

  Show us.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  Show us.

• 14:02Bunnie XO?

  We need to see.

• 14:02Speaker 01

  Pull up your shirt.

• 14:03Bunnie XO?

  Pull up your shirt. Let the lady see.

• 14:09Speaker 01

  Can I, wait, can we wax the little hair?

• 14:11Bunnie XO?

  We still gotta wax Dylan's lower back. Okay, we'll do Dylan's lower back too.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Wax party.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  Wax party.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Oh, speaking of buttholes.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, how's yours going?

• 14:23Bunnie XO?

  Oh, so let's have a conversation, guys.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Do we smell that?

• 14:29Bunnie XO?

  Sorry, it's me.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Just kidding, it's.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  He walked off.

• 14:33Bunnie XO?

  Go ahead, Hi May, and roll that beautiful bean footage and put that clip right here.

• 14:37Speaker 01

  Can we bleach our assholes on the podcast?

• 14:40Bunnie XO?

  Yeah, I'll have it on my asshole and I will report back to you. Well, I guess what I just did, guys, I slathered some medical bleach on my asshole. And as we speak right now.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Gloves.

• 14:50Bunnie XO?

  I'm just gonna tell the truth. Let me be like, dude, I shot a little video the other day. Didn't like the coloring. Didn't like the coloring at all.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Didn't like the shade.

• 14:59Bunnie XO?

  Didn't like the shade.

• 15:02Bunnie XO?

  We're bleaching our buttholes, Chach.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Right now?

• 15:06Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  I would put gloves on if it had to on your skin like that.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 15:11Bunnie XO?

  Little, little, guys.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  She doing it right now?

• 15:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:18Speaker 01

  I'm just eating mango.

• 15:19Bunnie XO?

  So, I haven't checked. I've only done it once, um, but I'll check tonight and I'll get back to you guys. No, I'll check tonight and I'll get back to you guys.

• 15:29Bunnie XO?

  But yeah, you know, sometimes a girl needs to bleach her butthole. It just, it has to happen. Oh, yeah, I'm having surgery tomorrow, guys.

• 15:38Speaker 01

  Put it on my story.

• 15:39Bunnie XO?

  Having another surgery, you guys. Yeah, so I'm having another surgery tomorrow and hopefully I have a pretty butthole going.

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Did it burn?

• 15:47Bunnie XO?

  No, it didn't burn at all and I didn't feel anything.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Was it wet?

• 15:50Speaker 01

  I will say, guys, she was sitting right here, so be careful when you put your food down.

• 15:53Bunnie XO?

  But also, I talked Mo into it and I had her bend over and I put a glove on and I rubbed some on her little brown hole.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  I bet you should show me it.

• 16:01Bunnie XO?

  Huh?

• 16:02Speaker 03

  Mo.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  Mo.

• 16:03Bunnie XO?

  We just saw you.

• 16:05Speaker 01

  Mo.

• 16:05Bunnie XO?

  How's your butthole look today?

• 16:07Speaker 01

  Can I see it?

• 16:09Bunnie XO?

  Show us your butthole.

• 16:12Bunnie XO?

  Sorry, that was our main story. I thought it was Mo. I'm so sorry.

• 16:21Bunnie XO?

  Oops. We should not be filming. Um, so yeah, I'll, I'll report back next week and let you guys know how my butthole looks when we're back in studio. I'm excited about it.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  I got catfished when I went to go meet up with a Tinder hookup, just trying to get it in. When he opened the door, he was five inches shorter than me. It was too late to turn around and I felt bad to just leave. Things went on. He went, he went to hit it from the back. In the middle of that, he said, hold on. He went to his closet and proceeds to put on his platform Air Force Ones. And instantly I said, nope.

• 17:01Bunnie XO?

  That just kept getting worse and worse and worse and worse.

• 17:03Speaker 01

  He was gonna grab a stool.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  That's where I thought it was going.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  I was going for step stool.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  I was going for step stool.

• 17:10Bunnie XO?

  Platform shoes.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  I thought he was gonna stand on his tippy toes. He probably did that in the Air Force Ones.

• 17:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, and his calves probably hurt, so he went ahead and put the.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  Yo, for real, what if you look down and you just see like on like, he looks like he's doing calf raises?

• 17:22Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. I think that's what's happening. Your calves probably got tired and he had to like, he's like, nope. He said, nope, nope.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  It wouldn't let me type the whole story. My son was at his dad's, so I had a guy over that I met on POF.

• 17:39Bunnie XO?

  Plenty of fish.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  Okay, God, thank you for clarifying. We had an okay night. Sex was just all right. In the morning, when he went to leave, he gave me a huge, wait, he gave me a.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  Cut that, Jason.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  No, don't.

• 17:55Bunnie XO?

  He said huge and my eyes got big. I was like.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  My fault.

• 18:01Speaker 02

  Sex was just all right. In the morning, when he went to leave, he gave me a hug and I felt something in his pocket. He had stolen my son's body wash. So weird.

• 18:11Bunnie XO?

  What the fuck? That's what you get for banging somebody off a POF, dude.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  Bro, I thought it was like, you know, the SpongeBob one?

• 18:22Speaker 03

  The L'Oreal, the like, fish?

• 18:25Bunnie XO?

  I've stolen some weird shit from people. I was young and went to a house party and stole somebody's retinue.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  I get that. That's expensive.

• 18:32Bunnie XO?

  Yeah.

• 18:33Speaker 03

  I stole the retinue because I had like pimples.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  Have you ever stole food from someone's house?

• 18:37Speaker 02

  No. Wait, food?

• 18:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, have you guys ever stole food from someone's house?

• 18:42Bunnie XO?

  No.

• 18:42Speaker 01

  No.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Just on pepper shakers in the restaurant. Hundred dollars out of my purse.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  I went to a buddy's house and someone stole the meat out of the freezer.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  Out of the freezer, bro. And then I saw a meme about it the other day and I remembered about it. I was like, damn. Apparently that's not the only person who does it.

• 18:59Bunnie XO?

  If you have people coming over that you're stealing fucking meat out of the freezer, like, you can't trust nobody.

• 19:04Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:05Bunnie XO?

  That's great. The frozen goods?

• 19:06Speaker 01

  What if it was a good tri-tip?

• 19:08Speaker 02

  It could have been like a sirloin or something.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  Sirloin, though.

• 19:11Bunnie XO?

  Shit, deer meat?

• 19:13Speaker 03

  Deer meat's good.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  Dude, deer meat's fire.

• 19:15Bunnie XO?

  Gamey.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  Your brother, no.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  What does gamey mean?

• 19:17Speaker 03

  I'll bring you.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  It just like tastes earthy.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  But like, what, what does that mean? Taste earth? Like, what's, what's the flavor of earth?

• 19:24Bunnie XO?

  Tastes like a fucking.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  You know what her matcha tastes like?

• 19:26Speaker 03

  That's a Midwest thing. Same with duck.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  So it tastes.

• 19:30Bunnie XO?

  Picked a girl up and she got in my car. We went to the drive-in and started fucking. And all of a sudden, I felt wetness running down my leg. Thought she squirted, but then it smelt like shit.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  God.

• 19:40Bunnie XO?

  She straight sharted all over the car as well as my legs. You gotta like, man, some of you guys are loose booties.

• 19:49Bunnie XO?

  Okay, I'm just gonna say it because I wish I could bear down and fucking shit on somebody's leg, dude. Instead, I have to fucking go through a whole fucking rigmarole.

• 20:05Bunnie XO?

  Come on, my butthole is tight. There's no way that I'm fucking just shitting on somebody's leg like that, dude.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  I did get a lot of poop stories, but I felt like we were overdoing it on the pooping on people, so I went with the pooping, but you know, there was a lot of pooping.

• 20:18Bunnie XO?

  I, I reeled it in for the OG fans.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  I had a short one too, but.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, the short one. No, yeah, I definitely had one about a, a sex club and some dude just shat all over the wall.

• 20:27Bunnie XO?

  I love that.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Shat.

• 20:29Bunnie XO?

  William Shatner.

• 20:34Bunnie XO?

  And on that note, we will see you guys next week back in studio. Love you. Bye.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Bye bye.