Giggling about rage bait, prom, and ex boyfriends

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• 1:35Speaker 02

  Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 1:49Hannah Berner?

  Good morning, gigglers. Now, I know that this pod gets listened to at many different times of the day. You could be going to work, you could be, you know-

• 1:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Coming home from work.

• 1:58Hannah Berner?

  Coming home from work. Those are the two times of the day. You were thinking of murdering your husband.

• 2:03Paige DeSorbo?

  So many different times of the day.

• 2:05Hannah Berner?

  But this is the morning for us, and we have to tell you that because I don't normally form a full coherent sentence till around 5:00 PM.

• 2:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you still have, like-

• 2:15Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 2:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Your face is asleep. Your voice is asleep.

• 2:20Hannah Berner?

  I have marked my face from my pillow.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  You walked in as if like you meant to go to the bathroom to pee, but you found yourself in the podcast room. You're like, hey guys, what are you doing here?

• 2:33Hannah Berner?

  So for people don't know, we record the pod at my apartment. So Paige has been up. When did you wake up?

• 2:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Six AM.

• 2:42Hannah Berner?

  You look like you've been doing Pilates. You've planned the day for your children already. You dropped them off at school.

• 2:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm actually hair oiling right now. I'm multitasking. I was like, should I put an outfit on? I was like, you know what? No, I'm probably gonna walk like toward my apartment from Hannah's. Get my steps in in the morning. Then I have a Zoom meeting, not till one, like I have to. I'm planning on my things.

• 3:02Hannah Berner?

  See, I woke up at six thirty AM in fear that I missed the podcast.

• 3:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Perfect.

• 3:09Hannah Berner?

  And then I was like, oh my God, it's only six thirty.

• 3:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Let me just explain. She physically couldn't miss the podcast because it's in her home. I mean, at some point I'd come into your room and say, hey, we have to do the pod.

• 3:20Hannah Berner?

  Also, no, who's gonna fire me? Like, this is some deep, deep trauma.

• 3:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I know that we created Giggly Squad, but like Giggly Squad is so Giggly Squad coded. I don't know how else to explain it.

• 3:34Hannah Berner?

  We've lost control.

• 3:35Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so Giggly Squad coded. Coded. We don't have a podcast studio. We barely have a room. You're moving out. We have nowhere to record. It's like, I come all the way down to the east side. Like, there's just so many things that are so, we're like, mm, we don't care.

• 3:51Hannah Berner?

  But also it just like makes it perfect. This is the chaos we need for our creative energy.

• 3:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so I saw a girl on TikTok who made, which I didn't even know this was a discourse among podcast listeners, where she was like, I'm so sick of every podcast I've ever listened to at some point go into just like an interview show where they'll have like an influencer or a celebrity and like whatever. And she was like, my only podcast that doesn't do interviews is Giggly Squad. I honestly think it was the week we had the cat psychic on, but anyway.

• 4:26Hannah Berner?

  That wasn't an interview.

• 4:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Recon.

• 4:30Paige DeSorbo?

  That the FBI sent her like that was above us.

• 4:34Hannah Berner?

  That yeah, that was just law.

• 4:36Paige DeSorbo?

  But I was I commented because I was like, it actually makes me anxious thinking about bringing a third party into our chaos. And being like, just sit down and like be on our pod like, no, it's so jarring for the normal person.

• 4:52Hannah Berner?

  No, also, it's because we can't organize it. You know how many steps involves getting someone physically.

• 4:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I think about that all the time.

• 5:00Hannah Berner?

  Also, an hour is a long time to talk to someone that you've just met.

• 5:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, I if we ever interviewed people, this would be like in our sixties. I feel like.

• 5:12Hannah Berner?

  Are you okay?

• 5:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, you haven't even commented that my boobs are taking over the whole room.

• 5:18Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna bring that up.

• 5:23Hannah Berner?

  So I haven't seen anything yet. Um, what's going on?

• 5:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I don't know.

• 5:27Hannah Berner?

  Like, I don't want to diagnose you with anything, but you do have like, um.

• 5:31Paige DeSorbo?

  So many things.

• 5:32Hannah Berner?

  But like, what is it where you're just obsessed with your boobs all the time?

• 5:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think there's a word for that.

• 5:40Hannah Berner?

  Paige will walk in and be like, you haven't commented on my boobs.

• 5:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Had them. I've never had. This is the first time ever that I've had them. When are you? That's what I meant to ask you though. When are you getting your period? What's your sketch?

• 5:53Hannah Berner?

  I think in like a week.

• 5:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so like I would be early, but like here we are. Who knows?

• 5:59Hannah Berner?

  This, I don't want to like make your head big, but I didn't get boobs till I was eighteen.

• 6:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Go, I'm thirty two. Could I could be going through like another puberty. No, I just think that my hormones like change so quickly.

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  Your fingers keep growing.

• 6:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Always.

• 6:17Hannah Berner?

  You're like.

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  My nails are so long right now. They actually do look like chicken talons.

• 6:20Hannah Berner?

  I killed the whole family yesterday because I've been playing tennis.

• 6:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, this brings me to my next point that I need to tell the gigglers. So Hannah and I do like a bunch of things together. Hannah and I are always together doing things.

• 6:38Hannah Berner?

  Look, we're doing stuff on the side.

• 6:40Paige DeSorbo?

  So sometimes we have to arrive to a set and sometimes there's other people that are working on said set now.

• 6:48Hannah Berner?

  Also, we've never been on a set before, by the way.

• 6:51Paige DeSorbo?

  We've been on multiple sets.

• 6:52Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we have been on multiple sets together. Continue.

• 6:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And so as a former child model, I know that you show up to set with three things. Clean hair, clean nails.

• 7:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And overall, just like, clean toes or like cleanliness.

• 7:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Shaving legs. You just come as, you come as a specimen for them to create their canvas. Okay, so Hannah and I show up to the set where both, I actually this day came here and makeup ready. Because I was at something else. So I get to set and they're like Hannah's in hair and makeup.

• 7:32Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, do you want to touch up? I'm like, let me just like see. So I walk in, I'm like, should I get a touch up? The hair and makeup people are like, you're perfect. Stunning, like maybe some hairspray.

• 7:43Hannah Berner?

  They don't even want to spray it. They're like, we don't want to ruin whatever.

• 7:45Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, you're so naturally like have it going on. Like you can go sit in your trailer and wait for everyone. And they look at Hannah and they're like, hmm.

• 7:57Paige DeSorbo?

  We're actually gonna need to call our boss.

• 8:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Because we're unsure what to do with you.

• 8:08Hannah Berner?

  You don't even know the drama that I started before you came.

• 8:11Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I didn't.

• 8:12Hannah Berner?

  I walk in, realize I got my period. By the way, there are so many more important people.

• 8:18Paige DeSorbo?

  So many. Like a plethora of more important things happening.

• 8:23Hannah Berner?

  My only job is to like not be a nuisance for people.

• 8:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Just be there and like.

• 8:28Hannah Berner?

  And not be heard, not be seen, speak when spoken to.

• 8:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You're literally a child of the 90s.

• 8:33Hannah Berner?

  I walk in, immediately I'm like, start bleeding out. Of course, I, actually, you know what's funny? I actually didn't have a tampon at home.

• 8:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:42Hannah Berner?

  Like that was on me.

• 8:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:43Hannah Berner?

  I should, I'm not like an, I didn't.

• 8:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I never have a tampon. Like when they show in movies where people like just go into bathrooms like, oh, do you have a tampon? Yeah, I'm like, are you on your period? You just put the

• 8:58Hannah Berner?

  The purses are page walks around and one large tampon would be sticking out. Also, these large tampons, why are they dildo sized?

• 9:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Never in the sixteen years I've had a period have I ever had a tampon when I got my period. That's crazy work. Anyway.

• 9:12Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever like lost your virginity because of one of those large tampons? Cause it's the only one left?

• 9:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I actually think they give me UTIs. I'm like, okay.

• 9:20Hannah Berner?

  And then you can't pull them out because you've corked yourself?

• 9:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I could have been having sex with strange men, but yet here I am because it was an organic cotton. Give me a fucking break. Anyway, the tampon industry should be stopped.

• 9:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I asked them for a tampon and you could tell it through them. Like they were like,

• 9:42Hannah Berner?

  they're they're running around and I'm just like, look, I don't want to bleed out. So like this insurance, like figure it out. So I already felt bad. So they got me the tampon. Then I realized that my tone, look, my toes weren't done, but I tried to make it like I had.

• 10:00Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not a big deal.

• 10:00Hannah Berner?

  I, well, I tried to make it like, um, just part of my toe had toenail had like fallen off.

• 10:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, they were chipped.

• 10:09Hannah Berner?

  I I was like, oh, I have a chip.

• 10:11Paige DeSorbo?

  They actually weren't even chipped. Your big toe was jagged because part of the nail had fallen off. So it looked like it was chipped, but it was actually, there was no nail there.

• 10:18Hannah Berner?

  And also the other nails were outgrown, like the whole thing. It would, but I tried to be like, oh, my God, an accident just occurred as I was putting in my tampon.

• 10:31Hannah Berner?

  I strangled myself on my tampon. I've lost a toe.

• 10:37Hannah Berner?

  But also my, oh, wait, this is.

• 10:39Paige DeSorbo?

  This is all also like we're dealing with like people in their twenties that are supposed to be like dealing with us and we're like, we're so sorry. They're like, yeah, no, like we actually have to ask someone because.

• 10:50Hannah Berner?

  It's like this is, we've never dealt with this level of distress before. They told you, they were like, wear what you want.

• 11:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so when we do things together, sometimes we'll be like, okay, let's just like make sure that outfits are cohesive. Like, are you guys gonna get a stylist? Like, are you doing it on your, like, there's a lot of questions. And for whenever something's different, like, different processes.

• 11:18Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, we're a team.

• 11:19Paige DeSorbo?

  We're a team.

• 11:20Hannah Berner?

  So like, I know what people say to Paige, and Paige knows what people say to me, and I know that they're being treated very differently.

• 11:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And we're a team. And so they called me and they were like, whatever you want to wear, we totally trust you. Like, do whatever, send us pictures. We literally don't care. And I'm like, great. So I get off the phone. I'm like, I have three things that I have in mind. I'm gonna send them pictures. One of the things are like, we're literally obsessed. We love this. This is perfect. You totally get the vibe. I'm like, the easiest work day I've ever had. I call Hannah and I'm like, oh, what are you wearing? And she was like, oh.

• 11:56Hannah Berner?

  I had to bring on eight people.

• 11:59Hannah Berner?

  I had a full, like, team in Sweden trying to figure out what, what's gonna look good. And I show up with like 10 options. I walk in the green room and they're like, no. And actually, wait, they didn't even look. They brought their own stuff before they even looked what I brought.

• 12:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 12:17Hannah Berner?

  But one of the things ended up fitting, which was great.

• 12:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And you looked gorgeous.

• 12:21Hannah Berner?

  Gorgeous. So we're happy. Um, they put me in hair and makeup. They also realized that.

• 12:28Paige DeSorbo?

  That her nails weren't done.

• 12:29Hannah Berner?

  My hand nails aren't done.

• 12:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And Hannah was like, no one's gonna be looking that close. Like, honestly, guy, she was telling them.

• 12:40Paige DeSorbo?

  She was telling them not to worry about, they're like, it's not a problem at all.

• 12:46Hannah Berner?

  By the way, this shoot was not a rush. Like, we could not have more time. But I was like, I don't want anyone to touch, I don't want to be done. Like, don't.

• 12:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't touch me. Literally, you were like, this is who I am. And you told me, like, you should have hired someone else. You were literally having a Britney Spears moment. You were like, I wanna make the music. I wanna make.

• 13:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm not gonna be confined to this pop star lifestyle. I'm not getting my nails done. I'm over there full acrylics.

• 13:17Hannah Berner?

  By the way, like this makeup artist, you could tell she's like, I don't want to do your nails either. But there is a bigger thing happening here and we have an aesthetic.

• 13:25Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's something called contract.

• 13:27Hannah Berner?

  She's like, let me just do your nails. And I was like, literally like a baby, you know, when you, you have to like, put a coat on a kid and they're like,

• 13:33Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you were the equivalent to, you have a matching hat to your outfit. It makes the whole outfit and your child refuses to put the matching hat on.

• 13:43Hannah Berner?

  That's literally what I did to my mom all the time. She would put it on, get the photo and then let me like chuck the hat.

• 13:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that you were having, you were having the thirty three year old version of that.

• 13:51Hannah Berner?

  No, it's like a kid on Halloween where you like have your Halloween outfit, but it's freezing. Your mom's like, you're gonna get pneumonia. You have to put this on. You're like, no, but I like, I have.

• 13:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like I'll die if I have to put that on.

• 14:00Hannah Berner?

  But I'm like dressed as Belle.

• 14:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:02Hannah Berner?

  So like, what Belle doesn't wear a coat. I'm sorry. Have you ever seen Belle with a coat? I know she's in France, but like.

• 14:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Child logic actually is like so authentic. It's like, name a time where you've seen her with a coat on.

• 14:17Hannah Berner?

  When I was hanging with Lois, she's in her why phase. So I'd say something and she'd be like, why?

• 14:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:21Hannah Berner?

  This bitch got me philosophical. I was like, I don't know why the pool is like that.

• 14:27Paige DeSorbo?

  We need to, there's something about, you want to know what? This is such an interesting observation. Lois is a first born daughter.

• 14:36Hannah Berner?

  I'm so obsessed with her. So she comes over to my bedroom table. We'll finish the other story, just quick side sidebar. Um, and I have actually taught you lip stuff, which I love, by the way.

• 14:49Paige DeSorbo?

  In the little.

• 14:50Hannah Berner?

  The little love. Probably forty five dollars. She's like.

• 14:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Aesthetically gorgeous.

• 14:55Hannah Berner?

  Gorgeous. And she's like, can I, well, she, she wasn't, she took it. And she starts putting it on and I'm like, you're the love of my life. Like do whatever you want. Like burn everything in my house. I love you. If that's fun for you, burn my house down. Yes. So she's like hydration, hydration, hydration. And we're laughing and she's sticking her little finger in it. Which is same size as my little finger, let's be honest. So then she's done and she's like, my finger is like dirty. So next to my bed, I obviously had just like.

• 15:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Whatever.

• 15:28Paige DeSorbo?

  That's exactly it. You had, I don't know, whatever. Just that if you, if I could describe Hannah's aesthetic, it's, I don't know, whatever.

• 15:38Hannah Berner?

  I must have like blown my nose like four days ago and had like a tissue or like a, but it wasn't like dirty, dirty, but like it was.

• 15:46Paige DeSorbo?

  You had a paper towel.

• 15:47Hannah Berner?

  There was a paper, it was a paper towel, but like had been used at some point in my life. So I go.

• 15:52Paige DeSorbo?

  But like could be used a second time. Paper towels don't grow on trees.

• 15:56Hannah Berner?

  So I go, give me your little finger and I can use the edge of this toilet paper, whatever it was.

• 16:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:02Hannah Berner?

  And she goes, is that dirty?

• 16:06Hannah Berner?

  And I go, and I don't like lying to kids, but I realize you have to.

• 16:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to. They're the police.

• 16:12Hannah Berner?

  But she can tell when I'm lying. She gets his face where she's like, she's on to me. And I'm like, yes, but it's not too dirty. And she's like, no, that's dirty. And I'm like, okay, yours, you read me to help.

• 16:25Paige DeSorbo?

  You're actually spot on. I was lying to you. No, there's lie detector.

• 16:30Hannah Berner?

  And then she's like, why would you lie? And I was like, because I don't want to get up and get you a new fucking towel for your little finger.

• 16:36Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so uncool.

• 16:37Hannah Berner?

  So the girl does my nails. I'm livid.

• 16:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, so the me and Hannah are sitting in like a separate area and they come back and they're like, okay, we got clarification.

• 16:53Paige DeSorbo?

  On his nails and we are in fact going to paint them. So we're looking for a nail polish right now.

• 16:59Hannah Berner?

  These people quit the industry after this day. Like that was their dream. They moved to New York to work in, in TV film.

• 17:07Paige DeSorbo?

  New York City.

• 17:09Hannah Berner?

  And then they're like, mom, I can't do it.

• 17:11Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like on a pod next week. They're like, what was your like most stressful celebrity you ever met?

• 17:17Hannah Berner?

  So then I'm probably forgetting stuff because there was definitely more chaos and so, oh, well, they did my hair and makeup and then we had to wait a while.

• 17:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:26Hannah Berner?

  And then they looked at me and they were like, yeah, we're gonna have to do that again. Like, I guess it just melted off my oily face.

• 17:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I stayed preserved. I literally was like a petrified, like something in Harry Potter. I was like.

• 17:39Hannah Berner?

  They did not give you one touch up the entire day. They had to redo my makeup. I know, but I was in a trailer.

• 17:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I know.

• 17:46Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, we get to this like green room where like a bunch of people are hanging out and a model walks in.

• 17:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 17:54Hannah Berner?

  Her nails aren't done.

• 18:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I didn't know. So you were sitting there the whole time being like, wow, look at those bare nails.

• 18:11Hannah Berner?

  Literally, I was like, no one's gonna, no one sees that. But then I, like, obviously, she has, like, really long, beautiful model fingers. But like,

• 18:20Paige DeSorbo?

  So what was it?

• 18:21Hannah Berner?

  What was it?

• 18:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Was it discrimination against no nail polish? Or was it the discrimination against your short fingers?

• 18:27Hannah Berner?

  So now I'm reporting to something.

• 18:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 18:30Hannah Berner?

  Someone's getting reported.

• 18:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Some type of HR violation.

• 18:33Hannah Berner?

  There was an HR violation. Um, so, and then the next day, I'm walking around and my, I have to go to somewhere important, but obviously they just put like, basically they're chipped.

• 18:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, this was the other thing.

• 18:47Paige DeSorbo?

  They were like scouring for a nail polish.

• 18:50Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that matched.

• 18:52Paige DeSorbo?

  They were like, don't worry. Okay, we're like, we're gonna get a nail polish. They come back with this like red color. The girl's like doing it. And she's like, okay, like, should I do another coat? Hannah's like, no. No, like, this is good enough. Like, let's be done. She's like, I really think that there needs to be another coat.

• 19:08Hannah Berner?

  This is the problem. I think I'm like, super nice and polite about it. Like, I'll be like, oh, my God, no, it's okay. And she's looking at me. She's like, no, it's not okay. I'm like, oh, my God, no, it's okay. And she's like, no, this isn't okay.

• 19:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:18Hannah Berner?

  But then the next day, I had-

• 19:19Paige DeSorbo?

  And do you want to know what? That is society on how much they've beaten women down. Because we have to be so fucking overly nice. Or we're criticized. I mean, it's the plight of being a woman. It's literally, you can't do anything.

• 19:35Hannah Berner?

  But your vocabulary is so good for this time of the morning.

• 19:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you so much. I'm hot.

• 19:40Hannah Berner?

  You're running circles around me. I'm like, ba-da, ba-da, ba-da. So this is the problem.

• 19:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I've had eight Dunkin' refresher. I'm fucking ready to go.

• 19:47Hannah Berner?

  No, the Dunkin' refresher is hitting. Which refresher are you drinking?

• 19:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm obsessed with Dunkin' this summer. Okay, I have the strawberry dragon fruit refresher with sparkling water.

• 19:58Hannah Berner?

  Love. I have the mango pineapple refresher with less concentrate and green tea.

• 20:02Paige DeSorbo?

  I drink a lot tonight.

• 20:03Hannah Berner?

  If you won the merch giveaway with Dunkin', make sure you tag us and Dunkin' in your posts. The next day, I had to shoot something also. And I show up and I just have chipped red nails, which look way worse than if I just had raw nails. So it's just-

• 20:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Raw nails is-

• 20:18Hannah Berner?

  A domino effect.

• 20:21Hannah Berner?

  And this is all because I've been away from Jacqueline.

• 20:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:24Hannah Berner?

  Has Jacqueline said anything about me?

• 20:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she hasn't. I'm seeing her actually this week. We haven't really talked about you. Though, the other day, though, I did say, I was like, should I take a break and like, just do natural nails and like, chill for a little? And she looked at me.

• 20:40Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no, she hates that.

• 20:42Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't know, why would you do that?

• 20:43Hannah Berner?

  Babe, I've tried.

• 20:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Jack.

• 20:45Hannah Berner?

  I've tried with her. I've tried with her. Wait, I just got PTSD of like, when you're little and you have a crush on someone? And your friend like, like, talks to them for one second and you're like, did he say anything about me?

• 20:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:56Hannah Berner?

  And they're always like, no.

• 20:59Paige DeSorbo?

  One time that happened to me and then like, my best friend in fifth grade started dating the guy that I thought that I was dating and like, the whole class knew that we weren't dating anymore and that he was dating her and I was the last person to find out.

• 21:12Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my God, are you okay?

• 21:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:14Hannah Berner?

  And that's your villain origin story?

• 21:18Paige DeSorbo?

  It truly is. My villain origin story, I really do feel like started in the fifth grade. That's when I started clocking these bitches. You know, I was like, you're out to get me, I think.

• 21:30Hannah Berner?

  That's why I learned I can't trust anyone.

• 21:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Fifth grade, I was like.

• 21:36Hannah Berner?

  That's when I took the hood over my eyes. I took the hood off my eye, whatever that quote is. I took the hood over. I took the hood out.

• 21:43Paige DeSorbo?

  What, one of those things?

• 21:44Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I've.

• 21:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Pulled the wool over my eye.

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• 23:02Hannah Berner?

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• 23:05Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:06Hannah Berner?

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• 23:16Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:28Hannah Berner?

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• 23:29Paige DeSorbo?

  They're so big. Like they're

• 23:33Hannah Berner?

  And they're like, good quality.

• 23:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And they're like, yeah, I'll put me and my whole family in this towel.

• 23:38Hannah Berner?

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• 23:50Paige DeSorbo?

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• 23:59Hannah Berner?

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• 24:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Mmm.

• 24:01Hannah Berner?

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• 24:09Paige DeSorbo?

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• 27:07Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I've said this story before, but this is like my, like iconic fifth grade moment.

• 27:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 27:13Hannah Berner?

  Fifth grade prom.

• 27:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Harden? Fifth grade prom?

• 27:18Hannah Berner?

  I mean, it was like made up, but like there was, or there was a dance.

• 27:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Law and Order SVU, but continue.

• 27:23Hannah Berner?

  There was a dance coming up. I've had a crush on this guy since like second grade. This is deep. Like this is like on your birthday.

• 27:30Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I get that.

• 27:32Hannah Berner?

  You're like.

• 27:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like you meet him second, third grade.

• 27:35Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 27:35Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't like get things going till fourth, fifth.

• 27:38Hannah Berner?

  But you know, like I've been, this has been a long time coming. I've been planting seeds. It's fifth grade now. Like it's time.

• 27:46Paige DeSorbo?

  What people don't know about me, in middle school, I only had eyes for blond-haired, blue-eyed men.

• 27:53Hannah Berner?

  You've never told us that.

• 27:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I know. And then once I hit eighth grade, I was like.

• 27:57Hannah Berner?

  When you said I only have eyes, it's giving a Frank Sinatra movie.

• 28:02Hannah Berner?

  But you know what? Little, little blue-eyed boys are cute.

• 28:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:06Hannah Berner?

  Like they're so sweet. And you, and.

• 28:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Then I grew up.

• 28:09Hannah Berner?

  And then you decide you want guys who can grow facial hair.

• 28:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:12Hannah Berner?

  Um, so this guy, like he's my, like he's, I'm obsessed with him. But like, obviously like the other girls liked him too, because he was cute. And I had a friend Molly, bountiful name, I'm saying it.

• 28:30Hannah Berner?

  Put that on fucking people.com.

• 28:33Paige DeSorbo?

  There's always like things on the internet. It's like, I wish someone from her past would like come and say like how awful she is. And I'm like, how about I say how awful people are from my past? Actually, how about I turn the tables on that one? How about I start listing names who gave me this personality because of trauma?

• 28:54Hannah Berner?

  So Molly.

• 28:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, also I saw a TikTok the other day and I actually didn't send it to you because I was like, that is like so depressing. It was like.

• 29:03Hannah Berner?

  Thank you for protecting my space.

• 29:04Paige DeSorbo?

  It was like, if you're really funny, like no one knows the trauma you've been through.

• 29:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Every time someone's like, oh, Hannah Page, you have like a top comedy podcast. I'm like, well, we're really sad sometimes.

• 29:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I think an eight AM pod is exactly what.

• 29:28Hannah Berner?

  Okay, this is gonna happen every week. You're actually crying. I can't tell if it's like happy or sad to yourself.

• 29:36Hannah Berner?

  So by the way, Molly's cute.

• 29:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:39Hannah Berner?

  Like, let's be honest, Molly's cute.

• 29:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I feel like if your name is Molly, you like have to be cute.

• 29:43Hannah Berner?

  You're fucking adorable, like American Girl doll.

• 29:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, you're a hop, skip and a jump from American Girl doll.

• 29:49Hannah Berner?

  Fucking adorable. And I knew it, but she was my friend.

• 29:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like Molly wore like bucket hats.

• 29:54Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love how you speak, you speak in limited two clothes.

• 30:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, let me set the scene. We're in fifth grade, Molly, she's got a bucket hat with a flower on it.

• 30:04Hannah Berner?

  I had a limited two thing like sent to me, like bring back limited two. And it was like 20 slides of a limited two magazine. And I couldn't find you in it. And I almost reported the post.

• 30:14Paige DeSorbo?

  There are some that it wasn't in.

• 30:15Hannah Berner?

  Or it was like AI, they took you out. Anyway, we'll discuss that later. But so I told her, like, find out if he's gonna ask me.

• 30:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 30:26Hannah Berner?

  Which was so like.

• 30:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Intense.

• 30:28Hannah Berner?

  Intense and feminist of me.

• 30:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, is he gonna ask me to be his girlfriend or what?

• 30:32Hannah Berner?

  Like, let's go. Like, I don't have time. It's fifth grade. Like, so she goes to talk to him. And then I, wait, now I'm like forgetting what happened.

• 30:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it was thirty years ago. I would hope so.

• 30:49Hannah Berner?

  Wait, no, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. This is what happened.

• 30:53Paige DeSorbo?

  You haven't even said what happened, so we're not.

• 30:55Hannah Berner?

  Molly's my best friend. I didn't tell her anything. I didn't tell her anything. I'm hanging out with Justin, my other friend. But he's just like, like, guy's girl, like, girl's guy. Like, he's a girl. He's a girl's girl. But he wasn't gay, I don't think. Maybe he was. Looking back. So, no, he's definitely out now. But at the time, just felt comfortable around him.

• 31:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait. When I went home last weekend, I ran into my first ever gay bestie. And we were gay besties together in third grade.

• 31:25Hannah Berner?

  I found the gays who love me. Lesbians, we read, I've been, we love, like, we're already there. The tennis gays.

• 31:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's a different type.

• 31:34Hannah Berner?

  Love, because they respect me.

• 31:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Hannah Berner?

  Which I've never felt from a gay man before. They like, because gay men love tennis and gay men are good at tennis. And gay men, shout out, like Lee Thornton, shout out, I was gonna say like a really famous tennis guy that's not gay, but like, they love tennis.

• 31:52Paige DeSorbo?

  It could be.

• 31:53Hannah Berner?

  But could be. Um, anyway, so I'm here now, Justin, kicking, kicking with Justin. And Molly is talking to my crush on the basketball court.

• 32:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 32:05Hannah Berner?

  So Brooklyn.

• 32:06Paige DeSorbo?

  What was his name?

• 32:07Hannah Berner?

  I can't say.

• 32:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 32:08Hannah Berner?

  I'm protecting. Not to protect a man, but.

• 32:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 32:16Hannah Berner?

  So she's talking to him and I said, this motherfucking bitch. She knows that I liked him since second grade. She knows the dance is coming up. What could she possibly be talking to him in between his basketball game?

• 32:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And I know we're not supposed to blame the woman.

• 32:30Hannah Berner?

  I know. And I know this sounds like I am, but I was paranoid. And I'm turning to, and I start shitting on my friend. I said, after, oh, we've been through, how dare she do this to me? And, and Justin is egging me on. He's like, this bitch.

• 32:44Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, I never liked.

• 32:45Hannah Berner?

  I never liked her.

• 32:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Always wanted to be friends with her.

• 32:47Hannah Berner?

  You could tell she didn't want to be friends with you. She wanted to be you, like that kind of shit. I was like.

• 32:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I love when one of my gays goes, you know what? Never liked her. And I'm like, you never said anything. You never said anything.

• 33:01Paige DeSorbo?

  When you got one of my gays going, it's.

• 33:04Hannah Berner?

  Get a gay going. Get a gay going.

• 33:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Do one thing for your day and get a gay going.

• 33:10Hannah Berner?

  Gag, get a gay going. Get a gay going and let them tell you what it is.

• 33:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, let them break it down for you because it's. You're like, oh.

• 33:20Hannah Berner?

  Like, it's like, once they hit their fucking.

• 33:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No, wait, Hannah, we just created.

• 33:24Hannah Berner?

  Get a gay going.

• 33:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Gagged.

• 33:26Hannah Berner?

  Gagged.

• 33:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Like.

• 33:27Hannah Berner?

  Get a gay going. Wait, maybe that's the segment we just bring on a gay and let them go.

• 33:33Hannah Berner?

  Okay, and with that, um, we're gonna have a gag, have a gag come in.

• 33:39Hannah Berner?

  It's just straight guys, they don't know.

• 33:43Hannah Berner?

  Time for our gag segment.

• 33:46Hannah Berner?

  What are you gagged about?

• 33:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, we brought in a bunch of straight men saying it was like one of our segments, but really?

• 33:54Hannah Berner?

  Don't tell them.

• 33:55Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't tell them.

• 33:56Hannah Berner?

  And we say what's something you're passionate about?

• 33:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, something that like really gets you going, what is that?

• 34:00Hannah Berner?

  Um, so then Molly.

• 34:05Hannah Berner?

  Molly comes up to me after, and I said, how dare you show your face on this playground? I've seen.

• 34:10Paige DeSorbo?

  The gall.

• 34:11Hannah Berner?

  I've seen what I needed to see, like I saw you, like we had eyes on you, what the fuck were you talking to him about? And she goes, he wanted to ask me to ask you if you want to go to the dance with him.

• 34:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, Molly.

• 34:24Hannah Berner?

  I said, Molly, you?

• 34:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You are my day one.

• 34:28Hannah Berner?

  Everything, you are my rider fucking die, you are, I could.

• 34:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I don't care what the gays are saying about you.

• 34:35Hannah Berner?

  I take back every bad thing I've said about you, I did report it to the school newspaper, and I did spread a lot of lies about you, but in the meantime, you're perfect. Um, so then.

• 34:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I wonder if anyone's school newspaper had like, like gossip sections?

• 34:51Hannah Berner?

  Wait, you didn't like go to college?

• 34:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:53Hannah Berner?

  You did, but like.

• 34:54Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we know.

• 34:55Hannah Berner?

  I went to, like, I went to forty thousand kids.

• 34:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:59Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, there was a Facebook page.

• 35:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I bet.

• 35:02Hannah Berner?

  It was called.

• 35:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because Gossip Girl had just come out, and I feel like that was like the first start of, I think that like in high school, there was like a random thing too that we had.

• 35:10Hannah Berner?

  I forget what it was called, it was called, it was like a Miss Connections type thing.

• 35:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:15Hannah Berner?

  So it actually was so cute and positive, but it would be like, girl.

• 35:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Not today.

• 35:19Hannah Berner?

  Not today.

• 35:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Not today.

• 35:21Hannah Berner?

  It was so cute before, it would be like, girl going up Bascom Hall, like, wearing the pink shoes. You're really cute, and it was, so it was kind of like used like a dating thing, but you'd like go on and, and you'd like go through it to see if anyone saw you, and every day you'd be like, fuck.

• 35:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that turned into Reddit.

• 35:39Hannah Berner?

  I have to bring something up.

• 35:43Hannah Berner?

  I've been socializing this last week. One because I've been seeing it. It's my, it's my time, like tennis season, it's my Super Bowl. But I realize, I feel like if I only hang out with blonde women, I don't feel like I'm cheating on you. Like because we're so different. Cause we're so different. Categorically different. It's almost like it's eating at a different restaurant. Like it's like, I feel like if I found a girl who was brunette, funny, beautiful. Yeah. Hung out with her, you'd be like, are you mad at me? Yeah, I'd be really pissed. But like, I'm gravitating just towards blondes because like I'm already, I'm fed.

• 36:27Hannah Berner?

  I'm fed, I have all I need, but like if I wanna dabble. You're in a committed relationship at home. Yes. But when you go out. So I feel like when I post with blondes, like it's It doesn't count. It doesn't count. It literally doesn't count. It's literally like just for like funsies. Yeah. How has, we're going to the US Open today. Tonight. Tonight together. Which seems like a million years away. It's fucking middle of the night right now. But how has it been? Hot? The US Open? Yeah. It actually, it's so funny that that's what you. Well, I just know you and your temperature. No, it's true. I actually, so I went to this Miss Doubles thing with Chelsea. Yeah. Handler. That was a dream. Yeah, how was, what did you guys talk about today?

• 37:11Hannah Berner?

  So she had just come back from Ibiza.

• 37:15Hannah Berner?

  So she was exhausted. So we were same level, like we were perfect. She was like, let's have a couple honey deuces. I'll like, I'll have a taste. I had one, I had half a honey deuce. Yep. And we just honestly, like we talked shop, she gave me advice, we gossiped, we She's so nice. She's so nice, but she's so, she's so fucking naturally funny. Yeah.

• 37:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like for how like um like direct and to the point and like crass like her humor is like snarky and like sarcastic whatever. Her personality like when she's talking to you, I feel like couldn't be more like she's so. Like when she's talking to you, you genuinely feel like, oh, she's listening and she's asking a follow up question of like.

• 38:00Hannah Berner?

  She that's she was asking me questions.

• 38:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:03Hannah Berner?

  That's like my biggest thing, like especially when you meet a lot of famous people like they could give a fuck.

• 38:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:08Hannah Berner?

  Anything about you. She was like just leaning over asking me stuff like earnestly wanting to like learn about me and I'm I'm like. Trying not to sound like an idiot. And Brendan Schlesinger handler, but also the fact that she's so like. Just like she's not fake, you know, so like I like you'll always know how she's feeling. She's hilarious and I think. We when we started fucking with each other, like making fun of each other, it was such like a east coast type.

• 38:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:33Hannah Berner?

  Friendship where the second she made fun of me, I was like.

• 38:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my.

• 38:36Hannah Berner?

  That's my best friend.

• 38:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, that's so true.

• 38:40Hannah Berner?

  So that was fun then. So I go to the tennis hall of fame this weekend.

• 38:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:44Hannah Berner?

  Which I exercised some demons. But um, do you know Angela Kinsey from the office?

• 38:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, blonde.

• 38:52Hannah Berner?

  She is such a dream.

• 38:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:55Hannah Berner?

  So funny.

• 38:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Such a delight.

• 38:57Hannah Berner?

  Such a little delight. Tennis is kind of fun thing where like it's like a language. So when everyone's together like. Brings me together.

• 39:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:03Hannah Berner?

  Cause you all speak a same language. It's really.

• 39:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 39:09Hannah Berner?

  And me and her were playing, but we played in this like doubles exhibition. And she like plays like in like women's doubles and she was like, oh, do you like actually play? And I'm like. No, this is my entire life. And she was like.

• 39:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, why don't you play like.

• 39:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Where you have sign up. What's that called?

• 39:31Hannah Berner?

  Oh, like sign up for a tournament?

• 39:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:34Hannah Berner?

  Well, look.

• 39:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Or not even sign up for like a tournament, like where you join like a place where, yeah, like a league where it's like, oh, okay, you're playing Tuesday night.

• 39:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I mean, honestly, I could. I just don't have my schedule's kind of crazy, but then also I'm not gonna lie.

• 39:49Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, why don't you do more things?

• 39:50Hannah Berner?

  I played really well this last weekend and I I definitely um was Googling like, how do you try to go back on the pro tour and quit comedy?

• 39:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, wait.

• 40:00Hannah Berner?

  I had to talk to my therapist. She was like, you're not going on the pro tour. And I was like, I can still do Giggly Squad.

• 40:05Paige DeSorbo?

  See, this is why I'm like a toxic friend because I'm like, wait a minute.

• 40:09Hannah Berner?

  Does?

• 40:09Paige DeSorbo?

  What if you did go back?

• 40:10Hannah Berner?

  Does want to do a documentary about me trying to get back on tour?

• 40:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah.

• 40:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait. Why are we not doing that? I

• 40:22Paige DeSorbo?

  I will get you such good tennis looks, tennis outfits for your tour.

• 40:27Hannah Berner?

  I would have to be, I'd have to train, have to like be in the gym early. You could get some steps in if you want to come to some workouts. I'd get yelled at by coaches.

• 40:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Try new things season two, but it's just Hannah doing something and Paige tags along because that's really what I wanted the show to be. That is what the show is.

• 40:42Hannah Berner?

  The show is me forcing you to do shit.

• 40:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Hannah Berner?

  Then me laughing at it and you be like, can we leave now?

• 40:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I know I don't have to do things like, okay, I'm trying to think of like an example, like as a performer. Do you ever go somewhere and you're like, you keep being like, oh, I'm not the one perfor- like, okay, when I went to Last Cultureistas.

• 41:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 41:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to get up and give like one speech, but after I, and I was like nervous before because like ever doing anything, but then after I was like, oh, I'm done. Like this, like I don't have to do that anyway. What was I saying this for?

• 41:17Hannah Berner?

  Because when you follow me around.

• 41:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, when I follow you around, I love that you have to do the like nervous scary things, but I could still be there and enjoy it with you.

• 41:28Hannah Berner?

  It's kind of like Giggly Squad Live.

• 41:35Hannah Berner?

  When Paige is having her panic attacks. I literally was like, hey, just sit there. I got you.

• 41:40Paige DeSorbo?

  If we have like, if I allowed cameras. If I allowed cameras.

• 41:45Hannah Berner?

  We should have.

• 41:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I know we should have.

• 41:47Hannah Berner?

  We should have.

• 41:47Paige DeSorbo?

  But it was because we had a guy, if we had, if Hobson was there, it would have been a totally different experience.

• 41:52Hannah Berner?

  The first night when Paige had a panic attack, there was a guy and I was like, hey.

• 41:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And he was filling in for our normal girl that shot Hannah Paige.

• 41:58Hannah Berner?

  He wasn't like true and tested yet. Also, you were literally like in a corset.

• 42:02Paige DeSorbo?

  And also I was like, get the fuck out of here.

• 42:07Hannah Berner?

  Imagine if I was like, hey, she's sobbing and yelling.

• 42:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Go get the camera there.

• 42:11Hannah Berner?

  Go get the camera, get a little closer. She's like a wild animal. Get closer, watch out. Um, at least Grace could have gone to BTS. Grace.

• 42:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Grace was terrified.

• 42:20Hannah Berner?

  No, Grace, Grace was, not like, Grace was worried.

• 42:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she was worried.

• 42:25Hannah Berner?

  She was like trying to find drugs.

• 42:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Any solace.

• 42:29Hannah Berner?

  For herself.

• 42:31Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, I was like, but my blonde friends, Angela Kinsey and Chelsea Handler. Um, but if you think about it, all my best friends are blonde. Hailey, Nicola.

• 42:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 42:39Hannah Berner?

  Hailey Bieber.

• 42:42Hannah Berner?

  Who else is blonde that's like a good friend of mine?

• 42:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Gabby.

• 42:45Hannah Berner?

  Gabby. All my good friends are blonde besides you, but it's because I respect you.

• 42:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Madison.

• 42:51Hannah Berner?

  Madison. Oh, you got, wait, do I like blondes?

• 42:53Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you're obsessed with blondes.

• 42:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw a thing on TikTok today and I felt so, not today, the other day. And they were saying like, what is our generation's version of the name Karen?

• 43:06Hannah Berner?

  Hmm.

• 43:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's between Jessica and Stephanie. And I literally almost texted.

• 43:12Hannah Berner?

  Someone watch my special?

• 43:12Paige DeSorbo?

  And I literally almost texted my friend Stephanie and was like, I'm so sorry. Jessica and Stephanie.

• 43:19Hannah Berner?

  Because they both hit really well. Stephanie, Jessica.

• 43:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's about them, the punchiness of it. I don't know why I just thought of that, but.

• 43:30Hannah Berner?

  Something popped up on my Instagram and it's how to rage bait a man. And I thought it just was perfect for our brand. Just like a fun hobby.

• 43:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Like Wednesday afternoon thing that you could do. Write this down, girls.

• 43:44Hannah Berner?

  Write this down. Get out your notes. Um, how to rage bait a man.

• 43:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 43:49Hannah Berner?

  Say, what sport would you play if you were athletic?

• 43:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 43:52Hannah Berner?

  So good. 10 out of 10. Whatever makes you feel big and strong.

• 43:58Hannah Berner?

  I love this girl.

• 43:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that one.

• 44:00Hannah Berner?

  She's swinging her legs.

• 44:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Metaphorically.

• 44:02Hannah Berner?

  Metaphorically.

• 44:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I still am hung up on the old one where it's like, you look like you can't swim. Like, I love that one. That really enrages them.

• 44:12Hannah Berner?

  You look like you can't swim.

• 44:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, do you know how to swim?

• 44:14Hannah Berner?

  Do you know how to swim?

• 44:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, of course I know to swim. Oh, looks like you kind of don't.

• 44:17Hannah Berner?

  It's funny, you know, they'd be slapping. You know those guys who like swim and they're just sl- Chris, why are you looking like that? Can you swim?

• 44:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's like it's-

• 44:23Hannah Berner?

  You know those guys who like slap when they like try to freestyle? I'm like, ew, okay, like, put your fingers together.

• 44:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, as someone who should have been on the swim team, but my family didn't believe in me or have a swim team, I like still get annoyed about it. I don't even know how to dive because my mom was like, you'll hit your head and be paralyzed.

• 44:41Hannah Berner?

  This one is diabolical. You look like you read with your finger.

• 44:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually do.

• 44:47Hannah Berner?

  I know. Wait, I didn't- You, girls are allowed to read with their finger. Also, especially when your finger is beautifully manicured.

• 44:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, if I'm ever somewhere giving a speech, like when I had to go to my high school, I had to give a speech like a couple of months ago, and I literally reverted back to like being in school. I was like, I have to use my finger!

• 45:06Hannah Berner?

  No, there's definitely some stuff that should have been worked out at an earlier age with you. Um, how tall do you wish you were?

• 45:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, that is a sad one, but so true.

• 45:18Hannah Berner?

  You seem, you seem like you were homeschooled.

• 45:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I've dated a couple of those.

• 45:25Hannah Berner?

  Do you cut your own hair?

• 45:27Paige DeSorbo?

  One time I asked, I got, this is so bad, and I genuinely, I didn't even, here's the thing about me. Sometimes I say mean things and in my head doesn't sound mean. Not meaning it to be mean, but when it comes out and the person looks at me. One time I asked a guy, what grade did he start getting bullied in?

• 45:52Paige DeSorbo?

  And I go, I'm so sorry.

• 45:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, did you get, I, you just seem like a person that if someone were to get bullied in the school, you would have been an easy target. And I was just wondering at what age did that start for you? Because that must have been really hard and traumatizing, and I'm actually trying to be nice about it.

• 46:15Paige DeSorbo?

  It was the fifth grade.

• 46:18Paige DeSorbo?

  So yeah.

• 46:20Hannah Berner?

  You, when did the horrible, treacherous bullying begin? And why is it still happening now with me? Um, final one, this is really funny. I like your pixie cut.

• 46:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 46:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 46:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that is so funny. That men just have like pixie cuts.

• 46:36Hannah Berner?

  They do.

• 46:37Paige DeSorbo?

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• 47:21Paige DeSorbo?

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• 50:14Paige DeSorbo?

  A little front page news.

• 50:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Just because it's a celeb that I want to talk about.

• 50:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 50:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Have you been seeing Zoe Kravitz out here in these streets just having like the best roster lineup? Just like out living her life?

• 50:30Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah. Is it her current one's Harry Styles?

• 50:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Harry Styles. Hold on, let me go to her.

• 50:35Hannah Berner?

  Channing Tatum, who's...

• 50:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so she broke up with Channing Tatum.

• 50:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Just did a movie with Austin Butler.

• 50:41Hannah Berner?

  Hmm.

• 50:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I think people thought like they could have been canoodling.

• 50:45Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Now is dating Harry Styles, but like a couple months ago was, remember what? Who's that guy that I was like, where in the world is?

• 50:54Hannah Berner?

  Carmen Sandiego.

• 50:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Noah Centineo, remember that one time we were like, where the heck is he?

• 51:00Hannah Berner?

  She was fooling around with Noah?

• 51:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And then like two weeks later, it was like all about Noah on the internet. I was like, hello. Um, she was with him, who I think is like so good looking.

• 51:08Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, even though he's giving like cast away right now, because he was like, I think he was hidden for a while.

• 51:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he went out. He's like always going through his own like.

• 51:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 51:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Whatever. Um, I like him from like my teen bop.

• 51:19Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 51:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Like movies. Anyway.

• 51:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And I just think she's like a fashion icon that people don't bring her name up enough.

• 51:28Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 51:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Like in terms of fashion.

• 51:31Hannah Berner?

  Well, she's never not looked immaculate.

• 51:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 51:34Hannah Berner?

  And and effortless.

• 51:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Effortless, like cool, like she's always like cool girl.

• 51:40Hannah Berner?

  Lenny fucking Kravitz.

• 51:41Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and her mom's Lisa, but no, like.

• 51:43Hannah Berner?

  Like.

• 51:44Paige DeSorbo?

  What is Thanksgiving like that?

• 51:45Hannah Berner?

  It's called science, it's science. She's just science and it's, you have to be effortless. Like no one asked her, when did you start getting bullied?

• 51:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 51:53Hannah Berner?

  You're like anything.

• 51:55Paige DeSorbo?

  How many people did you bully? And like, why did they deserve it? You know, it's like, sorry, that she probably like called the girls out in high school that needed to be called out.

• 52:03Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like you're you're gonna be have to talk to Zoe.

• 52:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Can't bully a bully. Good luck.

• 52:09Paige DeSorbo?

  You literally can bully. Anyway, we're getting too in the weeds.

• 52:12Hannah Berner?

  We're getting in the weeds.

• 52:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway. Oh, she's thirty six years old. I don't know why I thought she was my age.

• 52:21Paige DeSorbo?

  But anyway, she's only five two. She's a frickin peanut.

• 52:23Hannah Berner?

  Put her in your pocket.

• 52:24Paige DeSorbo?

  But I just, I'm like, I'm going through a phase where I'm really obsessed with her right now.

• 52:27Hannah Berner?

  Her style.

• 52:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And I, I'm really obsessed with her style. I really love that she's just like dating whoever she wants to date. She doesn't give a shit. She's just like out in the world. Anyway, I just wanted to talk about her.

• 52:38Hannah Berner?

  Also, her mom was dating Aquaman for a while, which is kind of iconic.

• 52:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, what was his name again?

• 52:47Hannah Berner?

  Chris, you don't know who Aquaman's name is? You've one job.

• 52:49Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're right.

• 52:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, what is that guy's name? He goes. From Game of Thrones. Give me, give me the first letter of his first name.

• 53:00Speaker 06

  Jay.

• 53:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Jay?

• 53:01Hannah Berner?

  Jason Momoa. I call him Jason, yeah, Jason Momoa. Who, by the way, burly.

• 53:09Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, I like talking about men like how like if you're hunting about girls on podcasts. Big.

• 53:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that what they say?

• 53:20Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. I've never listened to a male podcast.

• 53:25Hannah Berner?

  You saw him turn when he walked away?

• 53:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Are there male podcasts? You wanna know, like, sorry, the thought of like my man turning on a male podcast like in the car, I'm sorry.

• 53:37Hannah Berner?

  You wanna listen to other men talk? Get your own friends.

• 53:41Paige DeSorbo?

  But like when girls do it, it's different.

• 53:42Hannah Berner?

  Girls do it. No, it's communal.

• 53:44Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like we're relating about something.

• 53:46Hannah Berner?

  It's a coven.

• 53:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 53:47Hannah Berner?

  When men do it, I'm like, you're being creepy.

• 53:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's like, no, stop getting together and like agreeing on things. That's how literal wars start.

• 53:55Hannah Berner?

  I don't like that at all. No, that is how wars start. It's from a podcast. Um.

• 54:01Paige DeSorbo?

  No, truly, when men spend too much time together, they start shooting each other.

• 54:05Hannah Berner?

  I have a butter update.

• 54:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 54:07Hannah Berner?

  So as you guys know, I'm about to go on tour, not the tennis tour, my stand up tour.

• 54:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:15Hannah Berner?

  So I had to um bring the kittens back and they've literally all been adopted except two.

• 54:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 54:21Hannah Berner?

  Of like the nine. So it's pretty good. Anyway. And if you guys don't know, all summer butter's been boycotting, like staying in my closet, only coming out at night to cuddle with me during the day, even though she has the whole house refusing. Like I've never seen.

• 54:37Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, I know what you've done here.

• 54:38Hannah Berner?

  She's basically like, I've seen what I need to see.

• 54:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:41Hannah Berner?

  The cats are in another room. The door is shut.

• 54:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 54:44Hannah Berner?

  Finally, like all the house guests are gone, the kittens are gone.

• 54:49Paige DeSorbo?

  She can like sense it.

• 54:50Hannah Berner?

  She just comes walking into the room like nothing ever happened.

• 54:55Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, Hannah, did you have a good summer?

• 54:57Hannah Berner?

  She's like, hey. And I took a photo of her because now she's standing in the room, which she wouldn't go near all summer. And I texted Mystic Michaela.

• 55:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 55:06Hannah Berner?

  And I go, what's going on with her? Or and she goes.

• 55:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You're on. Hold on a minute. Hold on. You're on texting terms with Mystic Michaela when things like pop up in your life?

• 55:12Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, it was DM. It was DM, but like I'm trying to get on texting terms with her.

• 55:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 55:17Hannah Berner?

  Um, so she goes, oh, she's very happy because she feels like she got rid of them. Like she was literally like, and that's how it's done.

• 55:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And where are they now? Back on the streets?

• 55:30Hannah Berner?

  She goes, hopefully they find who their parents are.

• 55:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Hopefully you get adopted. Wait, that's

• 55:36Hannah Berner?

  A bunch of fucking pick pickmies. Get a real mom. Stop stealing mine. Get out. Get out. You little pipsqueaks.

• 55:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Cat drama.

• 55:46Hannah Berner?

  So Butter is sitting next to me on the couch. I I thought I I thought she was like permanently like mad. She's acting like the happiest cat in the world. The second the cats leave, they were in a room.

• 55:57Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, wait, I like miss us.

• 56:00Hannah Berner?

  No, literally.

• 56:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:01Hannah Berner?

  It's like, did you miss me?

• 56:03Paige DeSorbo?

  From college.

• 56:04Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 56:04Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like, remember your real friends? Like.

• 56:08Hannah Berner?

  So Butter is very, very happy. Um.

• 56:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I made that so fun.

• 56:13Hannah Berner?

  There's no easy way to segue this, but I watched Hunting Wives.

• 56:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:20Hannah Berner?

  I'm obsessed. I have notes, but I'm obsessed.

• 56:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 56:24Hannah Berner?

  First of all, Malin Ackerman.

• 56:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm. We talked about this last time.

• 56:28Hannah Berner?

  Great actress. I have I have more notes until I finished it.

• 56:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I actually didn't even finish it.

• 56:34Hannah Berner?

  Really?

• 56:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 56:36Hannah Berner?

  This is the thing. I didn't realize. It's a murder mystery, which is.

• 56:39Paige DeSorbo?

  True.

• 56:40Hannah Berner?

  You know, my thing. Like, I got really into it. But it got to the point with the lesbian stuff where it was like, let's say focus on the plot. Cause like in the beginning, it was like, ooh. And then like by episode five, I'm like, why are they making out?

• 56:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Care who murdered this person?

• 56:57Hannah Berner?

  There'd be no reason for a hookup scene. Like, we'd be actually so close to getting to the murderer and then suddenly they're like, trying to finger each other. And I'm like, this doesn't make any fucking sense.

• 57:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It feels like you guys don't actually care.

• 57:10Hannah Berner?

  And you're just. You don't care about a woman who's died, a girl who died.

• 57:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, do you want to know what I like about the lesbian stuff?

• 57:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I, don't clip that, you know, like, that could be really, I would get cancelled. What I like about the lesbian stuff, though, seriously, is I feel like there's a lot of like gay male and male representation like on TV. Other than like HBO or like Showtime where it's like taboo, like they're in a gay couple. Where like it was never like on like mainstream TV.

• 57:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 57:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like it, this being like a top Netflix show.

• 57:46Hannah Berner?

  It's amazing.

• 57:47Paige DeSorbo?

  For weeks and it's like lesbians and it's like, I just feel like there's not that many shows like that.

• 57:53Hannah Berner?

  All they had was the L word.

• 57:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, I was just gonna say like that.

• 57:56Hannah Berner?

  Which was iconic and like should have, also it's.

• 57:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I was too young when that was on, like I don't remember that.

• 58:03Hannah Berner?

  Well, the L word, they had like scripted and unscripted. Like they had like a reality show of the L word too.

• 58:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 58:10Hannah Berner?

  It was really good. Um, but anyway, I, I really, really liked Hunting Wives.

• 58:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 58:18Hannah Berner?

  Um.

• 58:18Paige DeSorbo?

  You want a season two?

• 58:19Hannah Berner?

  I'm, I feel like there has to be because it kind of ended on a cliff.

• 58:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know, but I'm sick of like, okay, cool. Yeah, everyone loves this show. Great. You'll have season two in four years. Like I need Hollywood to get it together. Like I need.

• 58:34Hannah Berner?

  You want them to film it on iPhone?

• 58:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Uh, uh, uh, figure it out. Like the writers are no longer on strike.

• 58:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 58:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Get to work and film the next season.

• 58:43Hannah Berner?

  Why is nobody working?

• 58:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No, why is nobody working? Netflix is like building a big studio in New Jersey and I'm like, that's what we need. We need some fucking Jersey men in the union being like, ah, let's get this fucking shoe going. Like that's what I need. I need.

• 59:01Hannah Berner?

  Get the trucks.

• 59:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I need a northeastern people.

• 59:05Hannah Berner?

  That kind of, we can't have this Hollywood, you know, tanning, drinking, eating acai.

• 59:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:11Hannah Berner?

  What, do you drink or eat acai?

• 59:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Everyone has to take a break at.

• 59:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 59:15Paige DeSorbo?

  For two hours.

• 59:16Hannah Berner?

  No, we don't do breaks.

• 59:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we don't do breaks.

• 59:19Hannah Berner?

  Oh my God. Did you see the Jussie Smollett documentary?

• 59:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I didn't see the documentary, but I saw the preview. Wait, I watched the Biggest Loser documentary.

• 59:30Hannah Berner?

  Oh wait, oh my God, you're up on your documentaries.

• 59:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm getting more and more into documentaries because you're right, like I actually can't stomach reality TV.

• 59:38Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 59:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I can't watch it and it's.

• 59:41Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 59:41Paige DeSorbo?

  So sad because it was such a big part of my life for so many years and I've thought like, oh, maybe I'll be able to get back into it. I physically.

• 59:48Hannah Berner?

  Can't.

• 59:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Can't.

• 59:49Hannah Berner?

  You guys, I haven't watched and. A minute of reality TV.

• 59:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just like, that's not real. I just, I can't. So I've been starting to try and watch more documentaries.

• 59:57Hannah Berner?

  And I'm telling you, it's even, and yeah, there's still biased documentaries, but at least it's like, the drama is real.

• 1:00:05Paige DeSorbo?

  The drama's so much better.

• 1:00:06Hannah Berner?

  The drama's so much better.

• 1:00:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's organized. And everyone's sitting.

• 1:00:10Hannah Berner?

  There's a system.

• 1:00:12Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not stressful.

• 1:00:13Hannah Berner?

  But I'm being honest, I didn't follow it that closely because it was confusing from the beginning.

• 1:00:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 1:00:18Hannah Berner?

  Like I, they lost me early on. I was very confused, but they basically were saying that he lied about a hate crime.

• 1:00:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:00:25Hannah Berner?

  And they were treating it like he murdered someone. Like, the police was like, this horrible, like, they really went hard on him.

• 1:00:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:00:32Hannah Berner?

  And I think it's because, it's again, like, the police is like reality TV, where like, they have to, they're trying to get a good narrative.

• 1:00:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Is he trying, what is this on?

• 1:00:45Hannah Berner?

  Netflix.

• 1:00:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's his?

• 1:00:48Hannah Berner?

  He, I think is involved, like, he's getting interviewed, but so is a policeman.

• 1:00:52Paige DeSorbo?

  And so, and he's trying to say, like, I didn't lie?

• 1:00:54Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and the police are on there going, like, he lied.

• 1:00:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And didn't the people that he hired to like allegedly like, what is the word?

• 1:01:05Hannah Berner?

  Like assault him?

• 1:01:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Jump him? Didn't they say like, no, he hired us?

• 1:01:10Hannah Berner?

  Yes, but then you go into it and it's these like two brothers who, at, at the end, they're like promoting a book and like, saying all this stuff.

• 1:01:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Get your bag.

• 1:01:19Hannah Berner?

  Get your bag. But then there's a clip where it doesn't look like them. And everyone's asked, like, is that a white guy or a black guy? And everyone like has different answers. And because J- Jussie's saying it was white guys who assaulted him, but then the brothers are black. It's very confusing.

• 1:01:36Paige DeSorbo?

  How many parts is it?

• 1:01:38Hannah Berner?

  It's just one, like, an hour forty-five. It's really good. Because it has both sides. I hate when a documentary is just one person's side, being like popcorn. But it's literally him.

• 1:01:48Paige DeSorbo?

  He gives me a weird aura, though.

• 1:01:51Hannah Berner?

  He, he does, but you also, I feel like can't judge someone going through that in their life. Like, he's going through a really fucked up time.

• 1:02:03Paige DeSorbo?

  That he created, though.

• 1:02:05Hannah Berner?

  But they think, but he's saying he didn't lie.

• 1:02:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Interesting.

• 1:02:09Hannah Berner?

  I mean, like, I mean, once you watch it, I'm interested what you think.

• 1:02:11Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gonna watch it.

• 1:02:12Hannah Berner?

  Um, but also the police, they have a lot of pressure to like, look good in the eyes of the public.

• 1:02:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:18Hannah Berner?

  So like them being like. We got this famous guy, caught him lying, how dare he? Also, there could be homophobia involved. There's just a lot of things going on.

• 1:02:29Paige DeSorbo?

  He's gay?

• 1:02:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 1:02:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, maybe that was the vibe you were getting.

• 1:02:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Usually that is. When there's like a straight man.

• 1:02:38Hannah Berner?

  A straight man.

• 1:02:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Trying to say that he's not gay.

• 1:02:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, no, he's.

• 1:02:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Your aura's off.

• 1:02:42Hannah Berner?

  He's fully out.

• 1:02:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, good for him.

• 1:02:44Hannah Berner?

  You're like, he ain't lying.

• 1:02:49Hannah Berner?

  He's perfect. He is perfect.

• 1:02:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, man.

• 1:02:52Hannah Berner?

  Um.

• 1:02:55Hannah Berner?

  Finally, do you know what I've brought back? Whackadoodle time.

• 1:02:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Whackadoodle time. What is that originally from?

• 1:03:02Hannah Berner?

  I feel like Lisa Rinna or one of them was goes, it's whackadoodle time.

• 1:03:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Lisa Rinna.

• 1:03:07Hannah Berner?

  Whackadoodle time. Um, it's just started coming out of my mouth lately when shit's been getting crazy. I just go, it's whackadoodle time. And it's made everything feel better around me.

• 1:03:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, good.

• 1:03:17Hannah Berner?

  When you feel overwhelmed, just say it's whack, it's whackadoodle time.

• 1:03:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I love that. You've been really loving Lisa Rinna lately, I feel like. I feel like you've brought her up like multiple times when I've been with you.

• 1:03:28Hannah Berner?

  Well, I feel like she's just culturally very relevant. Everything goes back to Lisa Rinna.

• 1:03:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Let me end on this note that's extremely culturally relevant. I was sent a PR package the other day and I get a lot of really good PR packages sometimes and I'm just like, you guys blew it out of the park with this one. I got an Ore- Oreos Reese's collab PR. It changed my whole life. Have you gotten, did you get that PR or they didn't care about you?

• 1:04:00Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I don't, I feel like they might have sent it to the wrong address or something.

• 1:04:04Paige DeSorbo?

  So it's an Oreo cookie.

• 1:04:06Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that's so Hannah Cootie. Why wouldn't they send it to me?

• 1:04:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Is it Hannah Cootie?

• 1:04:10Hannah Berner?

  Oreos?

• 1:04:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:04:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, actually, I'm not like huge on sweets, but like.

• 1:04:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're not huge on sweets.

• 1:04:16Hannah Berner?

  Okay, continue.

• 1:04:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway, so it's an Oreo cookie and then inside is Reese's peanut butter.

• 1:04:23Hannah Berner?

  Cool, that's my perfect date.

• 1:04:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally, and you know that.

• 1:04:28Hannah Berner?

  And you know that.

• 1:04:29Paige DeSorbo?

  That is my.

• 1:04:30Hannah Berner?

  That's my perfect date.

• 1:04:32Paige DeSorbo?

  It is, they are not paying me. This is not an ad, although I would love one because I've never genuinely used a product.

• 1:04:40Hannah Berner?

  We're just like using me.

• 1:04:41Paige DeSorbo?

  More in my life.

• 1:04:42Hannah Berner?

  In the Oreo.

• 1:04:43Paige DeSorbo?

  A hundred percent. My assistant came over, I go, it's gonna be a good day, look what I got. The box is gone, they gave us one box and I'm like, I don't know what that's gonna do for anyone, but I finished that immediately.

• 1:04:55Hannah Berner?

  Can we normalize sending people food instead of flowers?

• 1:04:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes and no.

• 1:05:00Hannah Berner?

  Yes and no. I mean, look, my edible arrangements, great, don't last if you don't eat them. Then you get the fruit flies.

• 1:05:06Paige DeSorbo?

  I have to confess something, I did give away your edible arrangement.

• 1:05:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:05:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you wanna know why? There's something about like taking the cellophane off and I'm like, ew. Like, I can't, like, I'm not untying and taking that, like, I'm like, get away.

• 1:05:22Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god.

• 1:05:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And my doorman, thank you.

• 1:05:26Paige DeSorbo?

  They loved that edible.

• 1:05:27Hannah Berner?

  My doorman loved me every time I gave a birthday present.

• 1:05:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Fuck yeah, we'll take that.

• 1:05:29Hannah Berner?

  Wait, by the way, I haven't got my birthday present.

• 1:05:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I forgot to give it, bring it. Shoot, it's literally in a bag on my desk.

• 1:05:39Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we'll talk about this offline.

• 1:05:40Paige DeSorbo?

  You're so greedy.

• 1:05:44Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's all the time we have for tonight.

• 1:05:48Hannah Berner?

  Thanks for giggling. Special thanks to Duncan for supporting us this episode. This episode.

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