POOP FEAR AND PUP KINKS Ft. Eric Sedeño | Episode 209

One of our favorite All Stars is back on the show this week… Eric Sedeño is here!! Drew and Eric discuss the spectrum of Virgo behavior, Eric’s time as a college dorm RA, why Drew pretended to hate orange gum when she first started dating her fiancé , getting your picture taken on edibles, and so much more. Eric IG: https://www.instagram.com/ricotaquito/?hl=en Eric Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ricotaquito?lang=en eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:59Speaker 02

  It made me gayer.

• 1:02Drew Afualo?

  I'll be real, it made me gayer.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  I think it was the vaccine, though.

• 1:05Drew Afualo?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Covid and then the vaccine.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  Covid and the microchip.

• 1:11Drew Afualo?

  Well, you didn't stand a chance, bitch.

• 1:13Speaker 02

  I didn't stand a chance.

• 1:22Drew Afualo?

  Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show, starring me, your favorite, everybody knows me, cares about me. Onto the guest today. We have another all-star, a banger, the funniest, most hilarious bitch on the internet, Eric Sedenyo.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Ooh la la, ooh. I love a good intro.

• 1:41Drew Afualo?

  Welcome back, queen.

• 1:42Speaker 02

  It's great to be back. I'm at Drew F. Wallow LLC Headquarters.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  We're at, there's a building, oh my gosh, it's crazy.

• 1:50Drew Afualo?

  We got a whole production, mama.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  A whole production. There's 36 people on set right now. Minimum, minimum.

• 1:55Drew Afualo?

  30 of them are mine. One of them is yours. Who are those other people?

• 1:58Speaker 02

  I brought two people to rival your entourage. So we're gonna fight after this episode's over, like.

• 2:04Drew Afualo?

  We're gonna have a battle royale, just our, our families and teams fighting each other.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  I can't beat your family. I saw Noel sitting over there. I got scared.

• 2:12Drew Afualo?

  Me either, me either, mama, if that helps. Neither can I.

• 2:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:15Drew Afualo?

  What the fuck? This episode is presented to you by eBay. Tell me if I'm alone here, but shopping used to feel more fun. Before all the algorithm fed blah and endless sea of dupes. But I have a confession. I've found that fun feeling again. On eBay, it's not mindless scrolling. It's a fashion pursuit. And when you score that rare sneaker or the bag you've been manifesting, it's a rush. eBay has millions of pre-loved finds from hundreds of brands backed by eBay Authenticity Guarantee. eBay, things people love. I'm so glad to have you back.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm so glad to be here.

• 2:56Drew Afualo?

  You're one of my few three-peats.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 2:58Drew Afualo?

  Look at you.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Latinas? Come on now.

• 3:02Drew Afualo?

  Mi hente.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  Oh, J-Lo, come on the pod.

• 3:09Drew Afualo?

  Oh, J-Lo, come on.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Come on, guys.

• 3:11Drew Afualo?

  J-Lo, come on the pod.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:13Drew Afualo?

  I fucking love you, first of all.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, I love you.

• 3:16Drew Afualo?

  Which we already know.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, say it again.

• 3:18Drew Afualo?

  That's very obvious.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  One more time, one more time.

• 3:20Drew Afualo?

  I did say it before that Eric was perfect and he's like, sorry, can you repeat it?

• 3:23Speaker 02

  We weren't recording when you said it.

• 3:26Drew Afualo?

  Need to catch that again.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  That one more time.

• 3:28Drew Afualo?

  Need to take that line one more time.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I love you. I love your long, beautiful hair.

• 3:31Drew Afualo?

  Oh, my god, thank you.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Bangin' body.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  I love the big ring. Oh, my gosh, it's probably so hard to carry that around.

• 3:41Drew Afualo?

  Oh, my god, I know. My, like, forearm sore all the time.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  But you actually are in the gym all the time.

• 3:47Drew Afualo?

  That is true.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Inspires me.

• 3:48Drew Afualo?

  I am. Not according to the men who hate me. According to the men who hate me, I'm a big fat fatty.

• 3:53Speaker 02

  But where are they?

• 3:55Drew Afualo?

  Broken alone, fat and in jeans. Have you heard that joke?

• 3:58Speaker 02

  Fat and in jeans? No, I haven't. No, I, but I need to learn about it.

• 4:03Drew Afualo?

  I just told Vanilla this, like Vanilla Mase. I told her this story, but it's like, it's a meme, but it's literally a Letterboxd review of the longest walk. And they said, this is the worst movie I've ever seen. This is a stupid ass competition and why would you ever enter it? And if you did enter it, why would you show up fat and in jeans?

• 4:22Drew Afualo?

  You ever try to walk in jeans? Oh, I can't even fly in jeans. Have you ever flown in jeans?

• 4:28Speaker 02

  I can't fly in a jean.

• 4:29Drew Afualo?

  No way.

• 4:29Speaker 02

  Whoever flies in a jean is so superior to me.

• 4:31Drew Afualo?

  They're crazy.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  I just like, I'm like, your mental ability to like, make it through things is so much stronger than mine. Like, I could not, I need a sweat. I need, I need a sleeping pill. I need, I need like, um, I need a, a, a season of Salt Lake City, Housewives on my phone.

• 4:48Drew Afualo?

  Download it on the iPad.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, I need like a neck pillow. I need, I just can't do a jean. Why would you wear a jean to the airport?

• 4:55Drew Afualo?

  A jean?

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I can't be.

• 4:58Drew Afualo?

  I'm pissed off thinking about it.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  You ever, you're at the airport, look like shit, and then someone's like, can I get a picture with you? And I'm like, how about no?

• 5:04Drew Afualo?

  Yes, all the time.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:05Drew Afualo?

  All the time, in fact, yeah. One time I was having a panic attack at an airport, and then someone followed me into a store and said, do you care?

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 5:17Drew Afualo?

  And yes, I did, and yes, I still took the picture.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  One time I was crying, and this girl walks up to me, and she's like, oh my god, I love you. And I was like, hey.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  I took the picture, and I was like, you know what? You know, and country girls make do.

• 5:30Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 5:31Speaker 02

  That's the thing. That's the thing, like, you show up when you have to, you know?

• 5:36Drew Afualo?

  You clock in when you have to.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:37Drew Afualo?

  At the end of the day, we're both Virgos.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 5:40Drew Afualo?

  So we are gonna make it happen.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  What's your, you're a Virgo, what's your rising?

• 5:43Drew Afualo?

  Uh, my rising is a Sagittarius.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  Sagittarius?

• 5:46Drew Afualo?

  My moon is a Cancer.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  Okay, that's all good.

• 5:49Drew Afualo?

  Right. What are you?

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm a Gemini rising.

• 5:52Drew Afualo?

  Ooh, see, I actually love Geminis.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  I see, I don't.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  So you, you know how you hate yourself a little, like, that's me with Gemini, like.

• 6:00Drew Afualo?

  You need that, though.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  But I'm a Pisces moon, so I'm emotional.

• 6:03Drew Afualo?

  That's my moon, my moon is also Cancer, so I'm also emotional.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:07Drew Afualo?

  But you know what, that's tea, though, because Geminis, you saying you hate yourself a little, as a Virgo, you kinda need that. Because as a Virgo, I feel, I feel bigger than a building bitch. I am so confident all the time.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:19Drew Afualo?

  As a Virgo.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I feel like it gives you a belief in yourself, but then you also kind of hate everyone.

• 6:23Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  But like, you know, it's fun to be a hater.

• 6:25Drew Afualo?

  It is ethically.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Ethically.

• 6:27Drew Afualo?

  I think to ethically hate, yeah.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:29Drew Afualo?

  Well, and I think hater, I think you turn into a hater when you're not being fully honest about why you hate something.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:37Drew Afualo?

  Does that make sense?

• 6:37Speaker 02

  I've realized like a lot of my old hate was like from jealousy.

• 6:41Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  And now it's more from the soul. Like it's more like, now it's more from like, ooh, bitch you piss me off. Yeah.

• 6:47Drew Afualo?

  Like I sense a dark spirit.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  You ever see a girl on the internet and you're like, ooh, her spirit bit me. Like, ooh, like, like, ooh, something about her.

• 6:55Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, there's like, I have a very like, I, this is where I think I'm psychic all the time. Do you think you're psychic? Cause I talked about this with Trixie and she's a Virgo too. But you don't think you're psychic?

• 7:06Speaker 02

  I, I don't think I'm psychic.

• 7:07Drew Afualo?

  I do.

• 7:08Speaker 02

  I don't have, I don't even have all my senses, let alone another one. Like, I don't feel the spirits, like.

• 7:15Drew Afualo?

  You don't?

• 7:16Speaker 02

  But I feel the universe. Is that, is that what you feel?

• 7:18Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I do feel the universe. I feel very connected to the universe.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:21Drew Afualo?

  But I do think that's also my heritage. I think that's culture. But my Virgo makes me believe truly that I'm psychic. And I'll give you an example. I'm so glad you asked. I was telling my, I was literally just telling my man this yesterday. I was like ranting about it for 20 minutes straight, which we have talked about. Our partners are very good listeners.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:39Drew Afualo?

  Which we love.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:40Drew Afualo?

  And we need, cause we talk a lot. We need like.

• 7:42Speaker 02

  Are Virgos talkative? Is that the thing? Or is it just we're big mouths?

• 7:46Drew Afualo?

  I have no clue, to be honest. Emily's also a vanilla maze. She's also a Virgo. She's very talkative.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:52Drew Afualo?

  I don't know, probably.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  Maybe it's like.

• 7:53Drew Afualo?

  And Trixie won't shut the fuck up, so I know that's true for her. So it has to be.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  I just had her on my pod. Guys, I have, I have a podcast called Wild Wild Web with Eric.

• 8:01Drew Afualo?

  Yes, he does. And I have been on it and it was very fun.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  And I have some questions for you.

• 8:06Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god, please, please do it, please do it, I'm so excited.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  No, no, no, we gotta get into your psychic shit.

• 8:11Drew Afualo?

  Okay, well, and then we'll go to yours. Oh my god, perfect segue though.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 8:15Drew Afualo?

  Okay, basically, well, this is a stupid one, I told Trixie, cuz she asked me, do you think you're psychic? I said, yes, and then she goes, oh my god, okay, what's yours? And I told her that when I was in middle school, I read the book, I read the book Dear John by Nicholas Sparks.

• 8:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:31Drew Afualo?

  When I read books, I cast people in my head, like in the movie.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  Oh, you see an actor.

• 8:36Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like, I see someone, so I have something to hold on to, so I'm like, that's who that is. So, in my head, and I swear on my fucking life, I cast Channing Tatum, because I had just seen Step Up the Movie. And I was like, based off this description, seems like it looks like that guy from Step Up the Movie. Ten plus years later, they make the movie, who do they cast? Channing Tatum. Now, I didn't guess Amanda Seyfried, but obviously that was different. Because I only guessed him, but I was like, when I saw it, and I was like, that was me. And when I told Trixie that, she goes, that was fucking stupid. I can't believe you made me sit through that. And I was like, first of all, go fuck yourself, cuz hers was even dumber than mine. But yesterday, I was telling my man about how, like, when I read the Twilight books in middle school,

• 9:17Drew Afualo?

  I listen to music when I read, and I don't care if it has lyrics, like, I really just like to set a vibe when I read. So when I was listening, reading the very first Twilight book, again, on my life, I swear this, I was only listening to Paramore's album, because I was like, this just sets the mood, sets the vibe. And guess who made a song for the movie when it was made? Paramore. Another example, when I read Fifty Shades of Grey, I listened to Sia's album the whole time, cuz it seemed like it fit the vibe. When those movies came out, guess who made a song? Also, I listened to The Weeknd, guess who else made a song?

• 9:50Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 9:51Drew Afualo?

  Me just guessing the scores of every soundtrack. So if you're an artist, and you wanna make a song for a movie, just tell me, and I'll think it.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  See, like, I see, now that you're saying this, I'm like, maybe I, I have like, okay, maybe I'm like, good at guessing what the vibe will be in the future.

• 10:06Drew Afualo?

  I'm telling you.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Cuz, like, I, I'll get like a feeling, like, before a trip or something, if it's gonna be good or bad. And like, I don't know why, like, like, I had to go to Miami for this work thing this year, go to the airport, and I'm like, I'm trying to hype myself up, I was literally saying out loud, this is gonna be really fun, it's really fun. I was like, Ruben, I have a bad feeling about this, like, I don't know why, I'm like, but it's gonna be really fun, like, we're gonna have fun. And then we get to the airport, there's a storm in Miami, there's a storm in New York, flight delayed ten hours.

• 10:35Drew Afualo?

  10 hours.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  And then I was like, do we go home? I have to be in Miami tomorrow for this shoot. So then I'm like, so then I'm like, okay, well, let's get on a new flight. New flight's three hours instead of 10. I'm like, okay, cool, cool. We're in the lounge, we're hanging out, Chase half our lounge, wait, Rich.

• 10:52Drew Afualo?

  Just have to, you know.

• 10:54Speaker 02

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• 10:57Speaker 02

  No, and then we're like, we're sitting there, flight delayed another two hours. Then we're sitting there again, flight delayed another two hours. So nine hours later, I'm like, we should have fucking got home. I knew it was gonna be a bad vibe. Like, I had a premonition.

• 11:10Drew Afualo?

  And you're right, though, because every time I feel it and it comes true, I'm like, God, I should have listened to myself.

• 11:15Speaker 02

  I should have listened to myself.

• 11:16Drew Afualo?

  I should have listened to myself. But I'm telling you, I think Virgos are psychic.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  I feel like, yeah.

• 11:21Drew Afualo?

  I think we can predict things, and also you're very fashion forward, and I feel like that's part of it, too. Psychic, hello, look at that, clock it.

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Guys, Drew's never complimented me this much.

• 11:32Drew Afualo?

  That's because the cameras are on. I only hit you when they're off, you know that.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Guys, you know why this is up at the top? Right before I got in here.

• 11:43Drew Afualo?

  Because I got a little too crazy right before. It was a little too late, and I was mad.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  I said trench coat buttoned.

• 11:48Drew Afualo?

  To the top, to the top, that big head ass bitch. Trench coat buttoned to the top.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  And that's what she said to me when I walked in there.

• 11:57Drew Afualo?

  One thing about Eric, he's gonna know a meme. Any meme, any picture.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:02Drew Afualo?

  One thing about you, you're gonna have it.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  I love a meme.

• 12:05Drew Afualo?

  You do.

• 12:06Speaker 02

  It's so fun to like, laugh at things on the internet that are like, for no reason. Like, that's like, my favorite thing to do.

• 12:12Drew Afualo?

  To laugh on the internet?

• 12:13Speaker 02

  To go on the internet and like, see another joke someone else has made, and just like, laugh at it. I'm like, that is so good. And then to steal it later, ugh.

• 12:20Drew Afualo?

  Ugh, it's the best. Again, like, speaking of laughing on the internet, you're a type B series. Loving it. I love it, bitch, you're killing.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Oh my god, another compliment.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  Tell the editors, can we do a compliment tally at the bottom?

• 12:33Drew Afualo?

  This is a hypercut.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:34Drew Afualo?

  Of all the times I compliment him.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  And if it gets to 10, I'll strip.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  No, that, that is like, actually, those are my best friends are all type B.

• 12:44Drew Afualo?

  Really?

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Like.

• 12:45Drew Afualo?

  A lot of mine are, but a lot of mine are not. Many of, many of the women in my life are type A.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  My girls are all like type A and my gays are all type B.

• 12:54Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's very true.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  Like, we're, like, there's a, like, a level of planning so low on a gays trip that is, like, it's shocking. It's coming together last second, like, we, no one has a plan.

• 13:06Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  We're getting to the Airbnb, like, what should we do?

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Should we do something while we're here?

• 13:12Drew Afualo?

  I just saw the one you did where you were packing for a trip.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  That.

• 13:16Drew Afualo?

  And you're like, I was thinking about bringing like six pairs of cowboy boots.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  For a four day trip?

• 13:20Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  Oh my, I got, I went on a-

• 13:21Drew Afualo?

  I'll buy toiletries when I get there.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  I went on a trip with my gay friend and he had four pairs of flip flops for the weekend.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  How does that happen?

• 13:29Drew Afualo?

  Just in case, options.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  How, I was like, how does that happen? I didn't even see him wear flip flops. That was a thing. I was like, what? But.

• 13:37Drew Afualo?

  Didn't wear flip flops once, by the way.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's just like one of those things, but I love a type B friend. They're like, keep it fun. They keep it light.

• 13:43Drew Afualo?

  You're right, cuz I, one of my best friends from college was the most type B woman I've ever met in my entire life. Like, I still joke about this to this day, but like, she'll, she has a droid, first of all, which I feel like is really indicative of someone who just doesn't give a shit about anything. If you're not a hundred years old, like, you must not care about anything. And she doesn't, she really doesn't. And she would just like, I would joke that she would send me like two texts a year after we graduated and she'd just throw her phone in the ocean. And then I would see her again and she'd be like, yeah, I lost it cuz I went on this like hike. And this guy was like, you should bungee jump. And I was like, I don't have my stuff. And then I did it, but I was holding my phone and I dropped it.

• 14:23Drew Afualo?

  Like, she'll just tell me the most insane story I've ever fucking heard. And she'd be like, so yeah, it's like, really not that big of a deal, to be honest.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  As a Virgo, does that stress you out?

• 14:33Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Or like?

• 14:34Drew Afualo?

  Yes. All it does is make me like anxious. And I joke all the time that when I first met her, that like, I don't think I would have had nearly as many fun experiences if I didn't meet her. And she would have died if she didn't meet me. So it's like, it really, we really kept each other alive.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  It's the balance. Yeah, it's like yin and yang.

• 14:52Drew Afualo?

  I had never in my life met someone like that either.

• 14:55Speaker 02

  I love that energy. Like, I, that's like what I want, I like told myself this year. I was gonna be like, Lucy goosey, go with the flow. And then it's like, oh, I should go have fun. No.

• 15:07Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I can't.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  I gotta plan it out a little bit.

• 15:09Drew Afualo?

  That is how I feel too. And like Carrie, you know Carrie, she's on my team. Love her down. And my agent Alex, who's also one of my best friends. Both of them are type A to a point where it makes me feel like I could be type B. Because they're ten levels above me. My friend Alex, especially my agent Alex, because she, we call her the timekeeper. Because she for real is like, what fucking time are you leaving? What fucking time? Because that's probably the least Virgo thing about me is I'm late. And so she's very like, okay, uh, like she went to Ireland with us. We went to Ireland for New Year's. And she was like already when she was like, yeah, I'm gonna come. She starts sending me, okay, I'm thinking we go to dinner. We go to breakfast this day, this time to this time.

• 15:53Drew Afualo?

  And then in between, we walk to this place. And then after that, this time to this time, another meal. And after that, and I literally was like, let me tell you something. We're not scheduling meals. I can't fucking do that. I get you're nuts. But that's why I'm like, I'm very type A, but she makes me feel like I don't need to be.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  I'm also like, sometimes if I have to, I'll step in and be the itinerary maker.

• 16:12Drew Afualo?

  Me too.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  But I'm more like, I don't wanna be like, I don't wanna be the whole, yeah, beholden to it. And, but like, I think there's like a, there's like a structured Virgo. And then there's like a creative Virgo.

• 16:24Drew Afualo?

  Tea.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  And I feel like, like for me, creative Virgos are more like perfectionists versus like, like, everything has to be.

• 16:32Drew Afualo?

  Structured.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  As like, and you know what I mean?

• 16:35Drew Afualo?

  Anal, like about that.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Like anal, kind of about, yeah. So I think I'm more the creative Virgo end of the spectrum. There's a spectrum of Virgos.

• 16:44Drew Afualo?

  That's true.

• 16:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. And like, you know Beyonce's not making her schedule.

• 16:48Drew Afualo?

  No, you're right.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, like she's like, that's her team, like, but she's, she's approving it.

• 16:54Drew Afualo?

  Right. And she comes up with the ideas and she knows exactly how she wants to do them.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:58Drew Afualo?

  Implementation's not on her though.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  Oh, my favorite thing from her movie that she will not release. Beyonce released the tapes. Like, I, she was fighting with the guy who was building her stage. And they were like, we don't, there's a crane that big does not exist. And she's like, oh, really? Because I researched it last night and it does exist and we should get it. And I was like, that's some Virgo shit right there, like.

• 17:20Drew Afualo?

  That's actually makes me feel really good about that because I've always been so like, wow, that's crazy. Like, I've never met someone more type A than me that makes me feel type B, but that makes more sense.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:30Drew Afualo?

  Because our priorities are very like, different in that. And my man recently was telling me, he's a Libra. So he's always very like, yeah, just very chill about everything. I'm very like, but what if, what if? And he's like, it's fine.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:45Drew Afualo?

  And I'm like.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  I, Libras, I love a Libra cuz to me, what a Libra always gives is like airhead, but then they're like actually really smart.

• 17:53Drew Afualo?

  No, you're right.

• 17:54Speaker 02

  Does that make sense? Like, that's how a Libra like always reads to me.

• 17:57Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's like my man, yeah, that's true.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  And I love a Libra.

• 18:00Drew Afualo?

  Me too.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Libra always gives good vibes.

• 18:02Drew Afualo?

  Right, and I always tell him, I'm like, oh, what if, what if, what if? And then he's very like, it's fine, just about everything. And I'm like, God, I miss that, or I wish I could have that kinda thing. But even when I was talking to him the other day, he was like, you're only type B about very random things. Like, things that I, I'm just like, yeah. Like, a perfect example is my license currently, the top, like, third of it is cracked off. I don't know how that happened, like, it just came off. So it's in two pieces, my ID. And I always put it in my wallet. It's been in two pieces for months, like, it's been like that for a while. And it's not even my real ID, so I could get a new ID.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 18:40Drew Afualo?

  But I just like haven't, and I'm, every time he brings it up to me, I'm like, yeah, I mean, I'll like. And I've asked him three times, he's like, you've asked me this twice already. Cuz I was like, could I just order one? And he's like, yes, you could just go online. I did that when I lost mine, and I was like, oh, all right. And I just forget.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  You don't have a real ID yet?

• 18:59Drew Afualo?

  No, girl, I have my passport. And my passport's brand new, because my man lost our other passports two days before I was supposed to go to Paris once. Two years ago. So that was a Virgo panic attack that I did have.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:13Drew Afualo?

  But you know. So I, my passports, my passports are brand fucking new. Cuz I had to get emergency ones, like, two years ago.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  That is like, um, like, I had to get a real ID last year.

• 19:24Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  And then, and then I got invited on a trip where, but I waited until I got a real ID to get my passport renewed.

• 19:30Drew Afualo?

  Oh.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  And then because I waited to get my passport renewed, I couldn't go on this trip to, to like, was it Greenland? Iceland, Iceland?

• 19:36Drew Afualo?

  Oh, Iceland.

• 19:37Speaker 02

  Iceland, thank you, thank you.

• 19:39Drew Afualo?

  Was it the one with Amazon?

• 19:40Speaker 02

  It was the one with Uniqlo.

• 19:42Drew Afualo?

  Oh, tea, tea.

• 19:44Speaker 02

  Uniqlo, sponsor the pop.

• 19:47Drew Afualo?

  My man actually loves their clothes.

• 19:48Speaker 02

  I love their clothes.

• 19:49Drew Afualo?

  I have a couple stuff from them too. Love that.

• 19:51Speaker 02

  But I was like, I should have Virgoed. I was so mad at myself. I was like, I should have been ready for this.

• 19:55Drew Afualo?

  The few times I don't Virgo, I'm like, I'm above this. I'm better than this. I can be better than this.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:01Drew Afualo?

  But you know what? Your creative, like Virgo versus like structural one, that's tea.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:07Drew Afualo?

  I've never thought about it that way. You're right.

• 20:09Speaker 02

  Cause I feel like, I feel like I have creative Virgos in my life who are a little bit more lenient on like timing and like schedules and stuff like that. And then my ones who I feel like a little less creative are way more on top of that shit. But that makes, Virgos make the world go round.

• 20:23Drew Afualo?

  I agree.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  You know what Amy Poehler's, Amy Poehler's a Virgo?

• 20:27Drew Afualo?

  I did not know that.

• 20:28Speaker 02

  That was my greatest discovery of last year.

• 20:30Drew Afualo?

  No way, really?

• 20:31Speaker 02

  Like, Amy, come on the pod.

• 20:33Drew Afualo?

  Oh my God, Amy, Amy, come on. Let's settle this on the pod, girl. Let's talk about it.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  I like that, her, Zendaya, Beyonce.

• 20:42Drew Afualo?

  I knew about Zendaya, yeah.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  I always like, I have Michael Jackson's birthday, but there's like icky vibes saying that. I'm like, ooh. Cause like, I don't know what he did and like, ooh, I'm like, ooh.

• 20:51Drew Afualo?

  So maybe not.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  Ooh, like maybe not him.

• 20:54Drew Afualo?

  Nick Jonas is a Virgo.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  That's great. Love him.

• 21:01Drew Afualo?

  I'm like, I don't know any other famous Virgos. Like that's the only one I know. His birthday's two days before mine, so that's how I know that.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  And your September?

• 21:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  September?

• 21:09Drew Afualo?

  Eighteenth.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  Oh, I was gonna say tenth.

• 21:11Drew Afualo?

  Close though, double digit.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  I'm an August twenty ninth, I'm an August Virgo.

• 21:14Drew Afualo?

  OT, okay. So is Trixie.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Virgos, Virgos don't claim me sometimes.

• 21:19Drew Afualo?

  I do. I don't mind.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Virgos, come on the pod.

• 21:24Drew Afualo?

  Virgos, come on, come on on the pod. Speaking of coming on the pod, you came on the pod with questions. Should we get into them?

• 21:30Speaker 02

  Okay, okay. So I, I actually, I asked my fans, guys, I have a podcast called Wild Wild Web.

• 21:34Drew Afualo?

  Yes, he sure does.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  It is, um, executive produced by Bob the Jack Queen. Just so you guys know. Drew has an episode. Guys, go watch our episode right now. Click off this.

• 21:43Drew Afualo?

  Yes, you should, yeah.

• 21:44Speaker 02

  Actually, editor, link it.

• 21:45Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  Link it right here.

• 21:46Drew Afualo?

  Actually, you know what? Change the whole video out and just put yours.

• 21:49Speaker 02

  But yeah, put mine in. Drew was like, you were like my third guest.

• 21:52Drew Afualo?

  I was, yeah.

• 21:54Speaker 02

  It is still like, if not my favorite episode, like, like, it's just like up there, like.

• 21:58Drew Afualo?

  Oh, I'm so honored.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  But you're so, you're such a good talker.

• 22:01Drew Afualo?

  Thank you.

• 22:02Speaker 02

  But I asked my fans, I was like, what should I ask Drew to follow? And he said, said, okay, what's your problem?

• 22:09Drew Afualo?

  God, where do I start? Do I start from childhood or just mental illness generally?

• 22:12Speaker 02

  Let's start childhood.

• 22:13Drew Afualo?

  Okay, childhood. I mean, I did fall on my head a lot as a kid, but I think that was just because I was like so

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Well, Noelle was pushing you.

• 22:20Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, well, she was tossing me all about, so there's that.

• 22:25Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I think my problem is just generally that, like, just being dropped a lot.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:29Drew Afualo?

  And a desperate, undying need for attention.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay.

• 22:33Drew Afualo?

  If I had to link all my problems back, it would be to that.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  Oh, those are good problems to have.

• 22:36Drew Afualo?

  I say.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:38Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you have that too.

• 22:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, desperate need for attention.

• 22:40Speaker 02

  I keep looking at the camera.

• 22:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I keep looking at it. Okay, okay. And the next question, who the fuck do you think you are?

• 22:49Drew Afualo?

  Ooh. God, I mean, I guess that girl.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Okay, do you want to know something really not Virgo I did?

• 23:01Drew Afualo?

  What?

• 23:01Speaker 02

  Okay, I put no questions on this.

• 23:06Drew Afualo?

  You're freestyling those?

• 23:07Speaker 02

  But I did want to ask you, like, from on our show, I'm trying to ask everyone, like, what type of kid they were.

• 23:13Drew Afualo?

  Oh, okay.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  Because I feel like a lot of people discover the internet, because my podcast is about the internet.

• 23:16Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 23:17Speaker 02

  Kind of discover, like, the internet when they're a kid.

• 23:20Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  Before they utilize it to, like, create anything for themselves or just having fun.

• 23:24Drew Afualo?

  Totally.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  And actually, back to Amy Poehler on her podcast, she always, like, asks a lot of her guests what type of kid they were, and I think it's a great question.

• 23:31Drew Afualo?

  Cute.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  And I don't know what type of kid you were.

• 23:33Drew Afualo?

  Oh, man, I mean, I was, I would say, the same, if not worse, than I am now. I, like, definitely loud, talkative, bossy as fuck. I've also been a know-it-all as long as I can remember. I do think that's a Virgo trait, but, like, I'm a big know-it-all. And, like, in Samoan, you call it a fai kakala, like, you're just, like, in everyone's business, like, you just need to know everything, and you're so, you think you're smarter than everyone. And I really did think that, like, as a child, I felt very confident I was smarter than most people, like, even as a baby, like, as a child. There's, like, a story my mom has where she took my sister to, like, this, it was kind of like a bookstore slash toy store for kids, and they had, like, a reading circle.

• 24:17Drew Afualo?

  My sister is notoriously nervous, like, you know, days, shy as fuck, like, so, like, about everything. Like, my impression of Jason as a child is this.

• 24:27Drew Afualo?

  Eyes wide as fuck, quiet, observing, watching. Cause she was so nervous.

• 24:33Speaker 02

  She's still like that.

• 24:34Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, she's still low key, low like that.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  She's like, she's trying to see like, are you weird?

• 24:38Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, exactly. She's an observer.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Actually, no, she's not really like that anymore. She's so nice. Like, she's so easy to talk to.

• 24:44Drew Afualo?

  Chatty.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  They said, come on the pod.

• 24:46Drew Afualo?

  Come on the pod.

• 24:49Drew Afualo?

  And she, uh, my mom took her to this toy store to like, do like a reading circle. Like they're like reading to all the kids. And I wasn't old enough to be there, cause I was, I'm two years younger than they. So I think it was like, she was like five, I was three. A giant three year old. That's just a side note.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  I remember you, you told me when you were like 11, you were like the tallest.

• 25:09Drew Afualo?

  I was five four when I was 10.

• 25:10Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 25:11Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, five four.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  Like, that's my height.

• 25:13Drew Afualo?

  Amanda's height. Amanda, how tall are you? I'm five three. She's five three. So I was taller than Amanda when I was 10.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  10 years old could have whooped her ass.

• 25:21Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, girl. And it's a little frightening. I'll be honest. But, uh, I was a big child. So like, but I wasn't old enough to be in the group yet. So my mom made me sit with her and I was pissed off about it. Like, I was like, well, what the fuck? Like, I can't just join? And she was like, no. And my sister, obviously, my sister's so scared the whole time. She's not even listening to the story. She's turning and looking at my mom like this, like just wanting my mom to take her out of the circle and go home. And so, because I was being cut out, I like held up my own book. And I was like, reading out loud and I would read like, and then, like, I would like tell stories like that. But I was reading the book. And my mom said this worker at the bookstore came up to my mom and was like, wow, she's like really articulate for like a baby.

• 26:05Drew Afualo?

  Cause like, I looked like a baby. I was just a large one. And then my mom was like, oh, this daughter, like to my sister. And she goes, no, no, no, your daughter's reading. Cause I was like reading out loud. I was like, and then, like just putting on a show by myself. And my mom looked at me and she goes, oh, she can't read. She's pretending. Cause I couldn't read at the time. So I was literally creating a whole story just based off the pictures. And I was like, reading it and then putting it down and going, and then, like, I was telling a story.

• 26:34Speaker 02

  You were born to be a star.

• 26:35Drew Afualo?

  Girl, I'm telling you, some of us just have it. What are we gonna do? You know what I mean?

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Isn't that crazy? You couldn't read then, and now all you do is read people.

• 26:43Drew Afualo?

  Period. Library open.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  Library open.

• 26:47Drew Afualo?

  But I'm there.

• 26:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:48Drew Afualo?

  And I remember in fifth grade, I like auditioned for this play. And my sister had auditioned the year before me. And she got this role, and I was like, that was like the good one, because it was like, you were like a sassy, funny friend. I wanted to be the funny one, because all the other ones were like, serious. And I was like, oh my god, I'm telling all my friends all day, I was like, I am going to get it. Like, I'm a legacy, like, my sister had it, like, it's one of those things. And I was like, going around telling everyone, I was like, yeah, I'm going to kill it. And then I literally, not only did I not get it, I didn't get the other three I auditioned for either. They made me a chorus girl. And I remember being so pissed off the whole time, the whole play. I was in the background doing my oohs and ahs, and I was pissed off about it.

• 27:31Drew Afualo?

  I was so angry, I was like, they're putting a star in the back.

• 27:37Drew Afualo?

  Mind you, I probably just didn't do a good job, but you know, that's besides the point.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  Oh my god. Okay, hashtag justice for Drew. Hashtag free Drew.

• 27:47Drew Afualo?

  Free Drew.

• 27:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:48Drew Afualo?

  Exactly. Come on the pod, free Drew.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Free Drew, come on the pod.

• 27:52Drew Afualo?

  And I told Brittany and Caleb this when I was in like, same grade, fifth grade. We had to do like a wax museum thing, so we had to...

• 27:59Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I did that too?

• 28:00Drew Afualo?

  You did that project too? Who'd you pick?

• 28:02Speaker 02

  I don't remember, I really think I was like...

• 28:04Drew Afualo?

  Did you have to pick like historical figures?

• 28:05Speaker 02

  I think I picked like Thomas Jefferson or something.

• 28:07Drew Afualo?

  Okay, yeah, that was standard, like everybody was picking historical figures. And it had to be someone like you admire, right, from history? Or someone that had like a crazy story, whatever.

• 28:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, and you had to like read out like their story or memorize it or something?

• 28:20Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you have to like make a monologue, like, my name is so and so, and I did this, and whatever. And it was like this big end of the year project thing. And I picked King George the third. And I would, and, and mind you, he's one of the worst English monarchs in history. I was just fascinated by how terrible he was.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  He's not the one with sixteen whi- or something.

• 28:38Drew Afualo?

  No, no, that's Henry the Eighth.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 28:40Drew Afualo?

  But like, I mean, honestly, same shit, like, they all cheated. But like, he was a terrible king and like, drove the economy down, like, he was awful. He was terrible. And my teacher was very concerned, like, she was like, why would you? Pick this guy? And I was just like, I don't know, I just feel like I have a lot of info on him. I just feel like I'm gonna kill. And I was the only girl who cross-dressed, like, I wanted to be a man. And I remember when I had to fight to do it, and my mom was like, is it against the rules? And my, my teacher was like, no, and she goes, then let her do it, who gives a fuck? So my mom always supported my endeavors. So I remember my mom helped me make my whole outfit. I like, she put like scrunchies on my, on my knees, so I could tuck my pants in, so they were like.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah.

• 29:20Drew Afualo?

  Like, uh, what do you call it, colonial?

• 29:22Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:23Drew Afualo?

  And I remember, like, royal medieval look. And I went, and it was like, you came in costume to school. And then all the fifth grade classes were in one area. And they were like, okay, does anyone wanna recite their monologue, like, in front of everyone? If you do, you get extra credit. And if you do it in like, if your person is British, or whatever, if they have like a different accent, then you also get extra credit. And guess who went first, bitch? Me.

• 29:48Speaker 02

  Yup.

• 29:49Drew Afualo?

  And I, and I literally ad-libbed, I added shit in there that I didn't write. I was up there for probably way too long. But I literally remember it was a big circle, like a hundred kids. And I was like, I'll go first.

• 30:03Drew Afualo?

  I'll kick us off, don't worry, guys.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  That is so funny. Did you do it in a British accent?

• 30:07Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 30:08Drew Afualo?

  Dressed like a man, like, I literally was slicked back hair. I had my mom put it in like a Will Turner, like, tight, you know, from Pirates of the Caribbean? Or like, tight, low pony? And I really was like, I'm giving man, like, I was like, I am giving trade.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  See, you were going for it back then.

• 30:24Drew Afualo?

  I'm going for it, girl.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Going for it now. They just needed the camera.

• 30:28Drew Afualo?

  What about you, what kinda kid were you?

• 30:30Speaker 02

  I was, um, all straight back then.

• 30:32Drew Afualo?

  Right. Obviously. And that's easy because you are giving trade.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  If I, if I unzip a little bit.

• 30:41Drew Afualo?

  If it's not buttoned to the top, it's trade.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Across the legs.

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• 31:53Drew Afualo?

  You fighting the urge to be yourself?

• 31:56Speaker 02

  I'm still swaying. That's the thing. Yeah. Mentally, I got the wig on still. That's the hard part. No, but I actually, I was, um... I was pretty, I mean, actually, I became shy. I was pretty outgoing as a kid. And I just like, but I remember when I figured out I didn't fit in, it's like I really shut down. I want to say like middle school, I started feeling like, oh, I'm not like everyone else. I'm not like these other girls. There's something a little different about me.

• 32:28Drew Afualo?

  You're reading in the stands at the football game? That's what you're doing? So unimpressed.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  No, but I remember, I remember there was a time where like I was so unafraid and like I got this baby blue sweat set, like a juicy sweat set, but like for boys. Like, I was like, and I wore it to class. I wore it to school and I did the splits in front of everyone.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  And I was like.

• 32:51Drew Afualo?

  You were feeling yourself so hard you did the splits?

• 32:53Speaker 02

  I was like, what was I doing that for? And I remember it was like during recess, but I think it was either raining or something. And like, we had to do indoor recess. And I was like, guys, look at this. Split on the ground in the middle of the classroom.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  The I don't know why. Yeah.

• 33:08Drew Afualo?

  And they're like, what do you mean? You knew I was gay.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I was like, I was like, I'm giving trade. And then, do you remember pencil spinning through your fingers?

• 33:17Drew Afualo?

  Yes, yes.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  You couldn't tell me shit. Okay, I would be twirling that fucking pencil and I was like, guys, look at this. I like, I just thought I was like, I thought I had it all. Back then, I thought I had it all.

• 33:30Drew Afualo?

  Get this girl to Hollywood stat. You need this.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  I can do the splits and I can spin a bit. X Factor couldn't. Oh, X Factor, they couldn't handle me.

• 33:39Drew Afualo?

  America's Got Talent, you're lucky. You're lucky I didn't hear about you then. You're lucky. That's so funny.

• 33:44Speaker 02

  But I think like, I think sometime between then and like middle school, I was like, I feel like I got, I was really shy. And then I got to college and I was like, I'm making up for lost time.

• 33:53Drew Afualo?

  Period.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:54Drew Afualo?

  And college, did you have a lot of fun in college?

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Um, yeah. I went to a very like Republican college.

• 34:00Drew Afualo?

  OT.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Um, and yeah, and it was just like very, I would say like, like so many rich people.

• 34:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  And so many people who like, have the same beliefs as me and I still figure myself out. And so like, there was another place I felt like I didn't fit in. So it took, it took me longer to find my people. And then once I found my people, I was like, oh, I'm set. Like, I'm good.

• 34:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 34:20Speaker 02

  Um, but I still, I was so close to home. I felt like I couldn't explore who I was. So I think like New York is when I really was like, you know what? I'm gonna bleach my hair.

• 34:29Drew Afualo?

  And that's.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna be gay.

• 34:32Drew Afualo?

  I'm gonna be gay, I can't do this anymore.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Like, I was thinking about it, I was like, I can, I'll choose gay now. Like, uh, like.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:40Drew Afualo?

  There's a Trixie concert called, uh, By Now Gay Later.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Well, I was gay the whole time I was telling people I was bisexual.

• 34:47Drew Afualo?

  Exactly.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:48Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they're like, by now, gay later.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, it really is by now.

• 34:51Drew Afualo?

  But it's also a, a survival thing, too.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:54Drew Afualo?

  You just gotta do it.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  I, I think it was like, yeah, I, I was a fun kid. I wanted to say like, my parents always used to say I would always run around the house, be like, I'm gonna be famous. And I was like, I have no recollection of that. Why don't I have any? I really blacked it out. They're like, you would run around all the time. I had a cape for my Halloween costume.

• 35:11Drew Afualo?

  Cute.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  And I would like, I would spin with, oh, girl. I was twirling.

• 35:16Drew Afualo?

  It's funny you say that, cause I used to tell my mom the same thing.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:19Drew Afualo?

  I used to be like, I'm gonna be famous.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  I'm gonna be famous.

• 35:21Drew Afualo?

  For sure, I'm going to be famous. Like, I would tell her all the time. I was like, I just think like, that's what's meant for me.

• 35:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:26Drew Afualo?

  And I would say it very convicted. I was very like, no, I think that's what's gonna happen to me. And even like, when I first started dating my man, he had told me, cause I already had my life planned, cause I'm a Virgo. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna be sports journalist, I'm gonna get on TV. And then maybe from there, I could do like, talk show or something. Like, that was really my plan.

• 35:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:43Drew Afualo?

  But I thought it was all gonna be centered on sports. I didn't think it was gonna be like, me or like, entertainment. But even though that's what I thought I would be better at. But I was like, yeah, like, and I told him, I was like, I don't know, I just feel like, this was like, one of the first months we were dating. We weren't even official yet. And I told him, I don't know, I just feel like, I'm like, destined for something really, really great and awesome. Like, I just like, have a really strong feeling, something awesome's gonna happen to me and I'm gonna make like, a huge difference. And I like, said that to him very like, seriously. And he goes, you're the first person that ever said something like that to me, that I was like, I believe you. I think that's probably true.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Oh, that's so sweet.

• 36:18Drew Afualo?

  And he was right.

• 36:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:19Drew Afualo?

  And so was I.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  No, seriously. I, I'm like, I don't know why, but I feel like, when I speak things out loud, they just happen, so.

• 36:26Drew Afualo?

  Me too.

• 36:27Speaker 02

  I think I'm like, really, I'm a manifestor.

• 36:30Drew Afualo?

  Amanda just talked to me about that, cause she was telling me about something awesome for her that happened. And she was like, I just think that like, you always talk about things out loud, and you say how it helps it come true. And I was like, right, right.

• 36:42Speaker 02

  I've just started, yeah, I've just started being.

• 36:43Drew Afualo?

  And tell me again, you're not psychic.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  I know.

• 36:46Drew Afualo?

  I'm telling you, that's what it is.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  But that's why I'm like, even when it was like, I could feel something bad's gonna happen, I try to like, manifest that it's not gonna be bad, but.

• 36:55Drew Afualo?

  And you know what? Uh, this is something I've talked about in therapy. I've told my therapist, like, cause I've told her, sometimes I have like, Thoughts that are like negative and then I get superstitious about it. So I have to like knock on wood, which yeah, I know it has to do with OCD. Don't diagnose me. I'm working on it. Right? So I was like talking to her about this and she was like, why are you afraid of like thoughts like that, like bad thoughts? And I was like, because everything I say comes true. Like I told her, I mean that in earnest, like everything I say comes true and I get scared. I'm like, I get so scared.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:26Drew Afualo?

  Cause even when I did, if you talk about career, um, when I hosted Black Adam, like, and like the premiere for it in New York. I did that like in 2022, I think. And I had never met The Rock before, nothing like that. So earlier, a year before that, when I had heard about the movie coming out, I told Adam, my hair and makeup artist, I was like, you know, I think, um, I really want to host something for Black Adam. And then when I do that, I want to have something made that's like cultural because he's the first time one superhero. And I want to like, wear something and then hopefully I'll vibe with him or whatever. And he goes, oh, did you get something about it? And I go, no, no, I just have like a really strong feeling that's going to happen. And I'm so dead ass, it happened exactly the way I painted it, like the way I, I described it out loud.

• 38:11Drew Afualo?

  And then when everything started happening for my career, like fast, fast, fast, um, Adam, he was, he jokingly still says this to me now, but he's like, slow down bitch. I'm tired. Like, he's like, no more manifesting like pause for a second. I'm fucking tired. And I feel like you're like that too.

• 38:27Speaker 02

  But yeah.

• 38:28Drew Afualo?

  We share that superpower.

• 38:28Speaker 02

  I think like, I've always believed in myself more than, even if I've said out loud. Even in college, I used to, when I was still really, I would say I was like not sure of myself the same way I am now. But I would like look in the mirror and be like, I love you. You're a star. You're the best person I know. No, I literally would look in the mirror and like, that's what they tell you to do now on TikTok. I was doing that back in the day. I was like, just like, I just believed in myself a lot more. But then like, then I would like, I, I would just, but I would look in the mirror and tell myself positive things.

• 38:59Drew Afualo?

  I'm not even kidding bitch. I have done the same thing for fucking years, for years, especially in college. Like I did it a lot in college.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:08Drew Afualo?

  And I've like, even said before, I'm like, cause sometimes people will ask me like, did you know this was gonna happen? Did you know? And I was like, no, I didn't. Like I had no way of predicting this was gonna happen.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:21Drew Afualo?

  That being said though, I did know I was gonna do something fucking awesome. I did know that. And I, they would be like, how did you grow your confidence? Whatever. I'm like,

• 39:29Speaker 02

  You were born with it.

• 39:29Drew Afualo?

  I've just been that way, bro. Like, I was like, I have just always thought I'm the most awesome bitch alive. Like, I've always thought that about myself. That doesn't mean I think anyone, I'm better than anyone. I've just always been like, oh, my god, me.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:42Drew Afualo?

  Oh, I'm so awesome.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  But isn't it, life is so beautiful when you don't hate yourself.

• 39:47Drew Afualo?

  Yes, that's what I'm saying.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  If everyone could get there, they'd be so, like, it would be so fun.

• 39:53Drew Afualo?

  Exactly.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  For everyone.

• 39:55Drew Afualo?

  Exactly.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Like, I remember, like, I think college is when I really fell in love with myself.

• 40:00Drew Afualo?

  Hmm, me too, me too.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  And I think having that, I was, I'm so grateful that all the internet stuff happened after I, like, really found myself. Because I just, like, I loved myself so much before it happened. And so, like, I got to carry that with me the whole time.

• 40:17Drew Afualo?

  And did you low-key feel like, when people started gassing you, you were like, I knew it?

• 40:22Speaker 02

  A little bit.

• 40:26Drew Afualo?

  I knew it, I knew it. And I literally told, like, someone was like, asked me once in an interview, like, oh, did the internet, like, help you, like, change, like, how you saw yourself or anything like that? I was like, honestly, no, all it did was validate what I already believed, which was, like, I was fucking awesome. And hilarious, like, I've always thought that about me. It's nice to hear other people validate it, though.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, it made me gayer.

• 40:47Drew Afualo?

  I'll be real, made me gayer.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  I think it was the vaccine, though, that really, oh.

• 40:52Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yeah, COVID and then the vaccine.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  COVID and the microchip.

• 40:56Drew Afualo?

  Oh, you, you didn't stand a chance, bitch.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  I didn't stand a chance.

• 41:00Drew Afualo?

  You were bound, bound to do that. You want to hear something funny that's not, like, we were, we saw each other at Wicked.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:08Drew Afualo?

  Loved it.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  You always look so fucking good.

• 41:10Drew Afualo?

  Thank you.

• 41:11Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, you were.

• 41:12Drew Afualo?

  So do you.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Okay, one of my favorite things is I was taking a video, I should have sent it to you. I was taking a video and then I panned to Ruben and then you're in the background doing a TikTok and you're like.

• 41:24Drew Afualo?

  Wait, was that on the balcony?

• 41:27Speaker 02

  And then I like, that's when I noticed you were doing it and then we're hanging out and I look and you're doing it again. And I was like, I was like, that is so funny.

• 41:34Drew Afualo?

  And I was getting annoyed because it was Adam helping me film it and he kept fucking it up and I was like, Adam, I'm not gonna do it again. You have to get it this time. I'm not gonna do it again.

• 41:42Speaker 02

  No.

• 41:42Drew Afualo?

  The funny thing about that too is my sister told me to vlog there. And she was like, make sure you vlog it for the Patreon that we have. I was like, oh my god, perfect. So I vlogged myself getting ready and then when we got there, I didn't, I lost Adam for like at least forty minutes. Like when I first walked up, I was like, can I put my phone in this bag with all my shoes and stuff? And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, okay, and then I'm gonna walk down this fan walk thing. You know, to do the fan walk first. And then he had to do carpet. I was like, I'm gonna walk this, but just meet me at the end, like just walk down after I do. Cause I told him to walk with me, but he said he didn't want to. So he was like, I was like, okay, well just follow me. And he's like, okay. I walked down, I'm, I, it takes me about three minutes to walk it, turn around, he's gone.

• 42:23Drew Afualo?

  Can't find him. I'm lo, I'm literally no phone of me standing there fat and in jeans. I literally no phone, no nothing. I'm standing there. I feel like a colonial woman.

• 42:31Speaker 02

  Oh my god, no money, no family, sixteen in the middle of Miami.

• 42:36Drew Afualo?

  Like, I literally was like, oh my god, I'm like, and I, and I didn't know anyone. I was like, and then I was thinking that I could see at the time. I was like, okay, my plan is don't freak out. Cause my team was like, make sure you walk. So I was like, I have to get in this carpet line.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:51Drew Afualo?

  But I couldn't find Adam and I was getting scared because I was like, he also has my movie tickets. Like I can't even get in.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 42:56Drew Afualo?

  So I was like looking for him and then this girl came up to me to do an E News Live with me. And she like walked up to me as I'm like, I feel like the Mr. Krabs meme and then she comes up, I'm like, hi people. Hi people. And I was like, oh yeah. And she, and I even wrote down in my phone, like who made my dress? Like all that stuff, just in case someone asks me. Cause my stylist was like, make sure you tell people. I'm like, yeah, for sure. And then she, and she goes, oh my god, your dress is so fantastic. Who's it, who's it by? Like who made it? And I was like, honestly, I don't know and my stylist is gonna kill me. I lost my phone. Has anyone seen my friend?

• 43:38Drew Afualo?

  Have you guys seen my friend anywhere? And we like laughed about it. I was like, just kidding. Um, no, I don't know. Uh, and then I just like kind of bullshitted with her. But I was literally standing there like fucking stupid, just standing by myself, no phone. And then I was like, well, if I see someone I know, and I literally was thinking, I think Eric is here. And if I see Eric, I'm gonna ask to borrow his phone and then I'm gonna call my.

• 44:01Drew Afualo?

  But then I ended up, he ended up finding me like 10 minutes later.

• 44:04Speaker 02

  That's so crazy.

• 44:05Drew Afualo?

  It was ridiculous. That premiere was crazy town booths.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  It was, oh my, it was so fucking cold.

• 44:12Drew Afualo?

  Rigid bitch. And did you know it was gonna be a fan meetup up there? Cause I didn't.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  I had no clue. Meet and greet hour. I was like, what?

• 44:22Drew Afualo?

  I was that VidCon girl. I was literally set up a booth.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  I was like, oh my.

• 44:25Drew Afualo?

  Should've sold merch while I was there.

• 44:26Speaker 02

  I know.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Adam, Adam.

• 44:32Drew Afualo?

  Behind me, yeah. Literally holding it up like, and, and those movies spelled wrong, like when they sell shit outside concerts.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  Wilkid.

• 44:41Drew Afualo?

  For real. I remember too, when I was finally found him and we're waiting, you know, the line was kind of long.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was long to get in.

• 44:48Drew Afualo?

  For the carpet too. And so I was standing and you know how E News always has like a stage and they have like a line? And you could see people walking in the background while I'm standing in that line. I had no idea they could see the background. I had my pen. I was ripping that hoe bitch. And I was going like this. Like towards.

• 45:11Drew Afualo?

  And Remy Bader was on there at the time.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 45:13Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, my, when I saw it the second time, I was like, like sucked it back in. And I literally was like, my team is gonna kill me if they see me doing that shit.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  But I did want to say, going back to ripping a pen.

• 45:27Drew Afualo?

  Oh yes, please.

• 45:28Speaker 02

  Oh my god, when I had a full-time job, I'm so sorry. It would be lunchtime. I'm like, I'm getting lunch. I'm like, you know what would really make my day like just a little bit better? It's a little bit better. Went outside, smoked this weed pen, just one hit. And then just went back upstairs and no one would notice.

• 45:43Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  And one time, I don't know what, I think I got a new pen and I like heated it up. You know, you had to like double click it, heat it up.

• 45:48Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Get that wax ready.

• 45:50Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 45:50Speaker 02

  And I ripped the biggest, and I went into this meeting and I made a fool of myself. I embarrassed, I was like presenting this idea and I was like, I can't read anymore all of a sudden. I forgot what's up here. And I remember my partner leaning to me, he goes, are you okay? Literally like, like, are, he like pulled me out after like, are you okay?

• 46:12Drew Afualo?

  What the hell's wrong with you?

• 46:13Speaker 02

  I was, I was like, and then I'd get on the subway home, hour long subway home, I'm ripping it on the subway. And you know, you blow it into your shirt, but it comes out anyways. I was ripping.

• 46:23Drew Afualo?

  Okay, there's much worse things happening on that subway.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:26Drew Afualo?

  Than smoking your pen.

• 46:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:27Drew Afualo?

  I'll tell you that much.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:29Drew Afualo?

  And the weed in New York almost killed me once. So like, girl.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  The weed in New York.

• 46:33Drew Afualo?

  I barely survived to tell the tale.

• 46:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:35Drew Afualo?

  And I, and I met a fan when I was fucked up off that shit too, which was awful.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  You ever, okay, we actually, I'm not gonna say that.

• 46:41Drew Afualo?

  No way, what?

• 46:43Speaker 02

  You ever get a little too high and you meet a fan, you're like, don't take this picture.

• 46:46Drew Afualo?

  Yes, yes, yes. And I'll tell you a recent one. When I was in Ireland. Uh, we, me, it was me, uh, Dace, my man, our friends Steven and Alex, and then Caleb. And we all had gone to like, uh, dinner. And so we were eating dinner, we were having fun. Mind you, me, me and Caleb both popped edibles at dinner. Which like, of course I did. I'm walking around Ireland, of course I did. So we popped edibles and we're like feeling good. And he was like, let's go to Boots, like to the drugstore. He's like, I could buy some things. And we like went there and we were shopping around in the drugstore. And I was just standing there because I'm high as balls. So I'm like, I'm tripping. I'm like, I'm having a good time. I'm, I'm chilling.

• 47:26Drew Afualo?

  And then we leave, uh, and as we're leaving the store, these, these people had come up to Caleb and they were, and he was like, nice to be you guys, whatever. We walk outside and we're standing outside deciding where we're gonna go. Mind you, up until this point, I'd spent like two full days there at this point. No one had recognized me, like, no one had said anything.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  Isn't it kind of magical?

• 47:44Drew Afualo?

  It's amazing. I feel like I'm in, I feel like I'm in Harry Potter's invisibility cloak. Like, I'm literally walking around with my head just out. I'm like, oh my god. So it's like, it was new experience for me. I was like, oh, period, right? And so when we're standing outside, uh, we're all kind of talking. And then these, these young people come up to Caleb and they're like, "Hey," and mind you, I was talking to Caleb. So like, he turned to meet them and he was like, "Oh, we're such big fans, blah, blah, blah." This is the conversation I heard.

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:09Drew Afualo?

  But because I'm already high, I'm just like, I have to look normal in my head. So I'm going,

• 48:16Drew Afualo?

  like, I'm just looking like, like, I'm just being supportive, like, I'm just trying to... So clearly, I'm not listening. Like, I just, like, gathered sort of what they said.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:26Drew Afualo?

  And then Caleb, then all of a sudden, everyone stops talking and looks directly at me, uh, everyone. So there's like three of those people and then Caleb, and then they're all looking at me. And then I go,

• 48:37Drew Afualo?

  like, I'm just staring, mouth agape, like, I'm just staring. And then he goes, "Do you?" And I go, "Do I what?" And then he goes, and then the other person goes, "We don't have to." And then Caleb goes, "No, no, no, I, I, I don't know if, like..." And then he goes, "I was asking to take the picture." I was like, "Oh, I can take a picture of you guys, yeah." And then he goes, "No, I, I asked if you would be in the picture." And then Caleb goes, "They're asking if you want to be in the picture." I go, "Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes." And then they turn around, we take the picture, and they walk away. And Caleb goes, "What the fuck's the matter with you?"

• 49:11Drew Afualo?

  And I start laughing. I go, "Bitch, I didn't understa-" I missed half of the conversation, because I was too busy standing like this.

• 49:19Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, and when he left, I was like, "I am so sorry, I didn't hear..."

• 49:24Speaker 02

  My god.

• 49:24Drew Afualo?

  I didn't hear that, bitch.

• 49:25Speaker 02

  That is so fucking funny. Do you, I, like, do you feel like that all the time? This was, okay, you know when you're talking to someone?

• 49:34Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  And they, someone is so excited to come say hi to them and they interrupt you guys? And then you're just like standing there, left in between them, like, and no one's introducing, no one's like, "Oh, and this is my, oh, and this is Drew."

• 49:48Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  You're just standing there like...

• 49:50Drew Afualo?

  I know, and the whole time I was like,

• 49:53Drew Afualo?

  I felt like this the whole time, like, I was just trying to be supportive. I was just trying to be there.

• 49:57Speaker 02

  And you're, you're like, they're like talking and you're like waiting for something, you can chime in on like...

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• 51:04Drew Afualo?

  Right, yeah, you're just-

• 51:06Speaker 02

  That is the worst feeling.

• 51:08Drew Afualo?

  I know.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  When you miss everything too? Oh my god.

• 51:11Drew Afualo?

  Girl, I thought about it for hours. I was like, oh my god, I looked so-

• 51:15Speaker 02

  That is so funny, Drew.

• 51:16Drew Afualo?

  I looked so incapable. Like, those people think I'm a fucking incompetent. Like, I was literally-

• 51:21Speaker 02

  I'm gonna take a screenshot of you making this face of saving-

• 51:26Speaker 02

  When this episode comes out.

• 51:28Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, even like, sometimes, like, when people, fans meet me at the airport, I'll tell them, I'll literally tell them, I was like, I'll say on shows or whenever, I'm like, nine times out of 10, if I'm flying, if I'm in an airport and you see me, I'm on like 30 milligrams, minimum. So like, just keep that in mind if you meet me and I'm weird. If I'm very weird, like, that's why. I'm just letting you know.

• 51:52Speaker 02

  Cause sometimes when you take that, boy, you get a little weird.

• 51:54Drew Afualo?

  Girl, sometimes. But speaking of weird, I do have to fast forward to your fun facts.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 52:00Drew Afualo?

  Your fun facts.

• 52:01Speaker 02

  Okay, cool, cool.

• 52:01Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they told me, they told me I have a heart out.

• 52:03Speaker 02

  I was just gonna say one thing before we move on.

• 52:05Drew Afualo?

  Please, please do, please do.

• 52:06Speaker 02

  When I smoke, I don't get fun. I get weird.

• 52:10Drew Afualo?

  That's what my sister-

• 52:11Speaker 02

  I don't get fun. I get, I'm like, you know how like, when some people smoke, they get funnier?

• 52:17Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, me.

• 52:18Speaker 02

  So, yeah. See, like, I don't have that power. Like, I smoke and then someone makes a joke and I'm, you, like, not paying attention to anything, I'm like-

• 52:27Drew Afualo?

  I told you.

• 52:28Speaker 02

  I literally, I'm like, I'm like, and then I try to chime in, I'm like.

• 52:33Drew Afualo?

  You're like delayed, you're on a 10 second. Chat, am I muted?

• 52:36Speaker 02

  I'm not, chat, am I muted?

• 52:39Speaker 02

  I'm like, and then I'm like, am I being weird?

• 52:42Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  But I just don't have that superpower of being funny on weed.

• 52:45Drew Afualo?

  That's it, that's how my sister is too. She's the same way, like she's told me before. We joke about, I'll tell one more story, Amanda. One time we smoked in New York for the first time, it was me, my man, Adam and Dace. And we were standing in like a half circle, right? This is imperative to the story. And mind you, it's like 10:30 at night. She's already saying this story's not true. It is, and she doesn't fucking remember, of course she doesn't. But we were hitting a J together. Well, I think it was a J. Now I think it was crystal meth, if I'm being honest. So, because we all went a little insane that night, that I'm not used to. So we were smoking and they both hit it, which they normally don't smoke that much, especially at the time, my sister wasn't smoking at all. And so we were like, she hit it. And my, before this, it's like 9:30, we're like, oh, it's late, let's just smoke, go to bed, like eat and go to bed.

• 53:29Drew Afualo?

  So we're smoking outside our hotel. And then in the middle of it, my sister turns around, like completely faces the other way. We're standing in a semi-circle. She faces the complete other way, unprovoked. And then she flaps her arms like this at her sides and she goes.

• 53:52Drew Afualo?

  And I'm not exaggerating, and I lost my voice, so I can't really articulate it, but it sounded like that video of the lady hitting the bus stop. Yeah, that's what it sounded like. And she turns around and she flaps her arms, does that for two seconds, turns back around, goes, are we going out or anything? Are we going out? We don't go out, what the fuck? And I literally go, are you okay, dude? And then she goes, yeah, yeah, why wouldn't I be? Yeah. And then literally the next morning, I was like, what was that, bro? Like, and she goes, what are you talking about? I did not do that. And I was like, I have two witnesses, plus me. And then when we were at dinner, we were talking about it again, and then Adam was like, no, she turned it like Jim Carrey from The Mask. Like she put it on, it was like.

• 54:37Drew Afualo?

  And then started talking different.

• 54:40Drew Afualo?

  So that's why she always goes, I can't be a social smoker. I get weird. I'm like, you're right. You do.

• 54:44Speaker 02

  That is so funny.

• 54:46Drew Afualo?

  I've seen it. And she was with people she's safe and comfortable with. Imagine if there was a stranger in that circle. They'd be like, what's wrong with that girl?

• 54:55Drew Afualo?

  Why is she doing that? I'd be like, sometimes she does that when she gets excited.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  The recreation is really good, too.

• 55:03Drew Afualo?

  And it was like falsetto, like she just like had a good vibrato on it and everything, but it was just high pitched and random.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Sometimes you gotta let a

• 55:10Drew Afualo?

  And it was a little spooky.

• 55:11Speaker 02

  Sometimes you gotta let a girl les out.

• 55:17Drew Afualo?

  These gays.

• 55:18Speaker 02

  They're trying to kill me.

• 55:19Drew Afualo?

  They're trying to kill me. All my friends are gay and that's a problem for me when they try to kill me. Okay. Fun facts. Are you ready?

• 55:28Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 55:28Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this first one's pretty tame. It says you were an RA in college, which I feel like I already knew.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Yes, I drank with all my residents. I don't give a fuck. I did not, I didn't, allegedly. Yeah, I was like, guys, just, and if you see me out and I'm drunk, don't talk to me.

• 55:42Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 55:43Speaker 02

  That's when we had our meeting and I was like, guys, if you see me out and I'm wasted, I'm underage too. Don't talk to me.

• 55:47Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. Let's keep it cool.

• 55:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was like

• 55:49Drew Afualo?

  It's that audio on TikTok. I'm not a cop. I'm not a cop. So.

• 55:53Speaker 02

  I was like, you don't get me in trouble? I won't get you in trouble.

• 55:55Drew Afualo?

  You're right. Bound in blood. I like that. Okay, this one says you worked at a, as a cashier at Hemisphere's Fine Furnishings.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck yeah. For four months. Oh, fuck yeah. I worked at this Christian furniture store. I got hired for my smile.

• 56:13Speaker 02

  I got hired for my smile. I think he was like, we need a gay guy on the staff.

• 56:17Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 56:17Speaker 02

  But I was straight still.

• 56:18Drew Afualo?

  But one that's not still so in your face. That's how it fits you.

• 56:22Speaker 02

  Cause I'm so butch.

• 56:23Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  So they were like, they were like, we need a straight man with a good smile.

• 56:27Drew Afualo?

  We need someone who's unexpectedly.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  And they never asked me to move the furniture.

• 56:31Drew Afualo?

  Of course they didn't. Well, cause you're the talent.

• 56:34Speaker 02

  Cause I'm the talent.

• 56:35Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you're the face.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  I was, I was at the register pretending to type like, I don't even know what I'm doing. I was like, welcome in.

• 56:41Drew Afualo?

  When I worked an office job, I should not have had that job. I think that all the time. I was like, you, when I quit that job, I made this joke when I was leaving the office and I quit. I told my sister, I was like, you should have known by my Fashion Nova jeans, I was not going to be here for very long. You should have known that. You should have predicted that.

• 56:58Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 56:58Drew Afualo?

  When you clocked my T, you should have predicted that.

• 57:00Speaker 02

  Oh, you got the BBL pants on.

• 57:03Drew Afualo?

  My faha on at work.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Faha on, BBL jeans, typing at your desk, like, I'm not gonna be here that long.

• 57:10Drew Afualo?

  Computer's not on, keyboard's not plugged into anything?

• 57:13Speaker 02

  Oh, you were working on Selling Sunset.

• 57:16Drew Afualo?

  Glam light setup.

• 57:18Speaker 02

  Glam light on, like, you guys don't even know what's coming.

• 57:21Drew Afualo?

  You and me working an office job?

• 57:23Speaker 02

  Oh, hell, yeah.

• 57:23Drew Afualo?

  For real, we would have been so bad.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Me at Drew Afolow LLC Industries, yes, today, yeah.

• 57:27Drew Afualo?

  I clocked in.

• 57:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:28Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this one says, was this the first wig you ever wore? And it's from Halloween 2017.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, yes! That literally is the first wig I ever owned. And you know what it is? My friend was something else for Halloween, and she was like, this is such trash piece of shit wig. And I said, give it to me. And I wore that shit out.

• 57:48Drew Afualo?

  Something changed.

• 57:49Speaker 02

  I dressed up as my professor, and then she gave me a better grade. Cause I was like, I was like, I'm Mrs. Mendenhall. I'm like Cheryl today, like, I don't know.

• 57:58Drew Afualo?

  You were a schmoozer in college too, like, to teachers, the teachers love you.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  I loved all my women teachers, like, so much.

• 58:05Drew Afualo?

  Same.

• 58:05Speaker 02

  My, and like, I loved all my professors, but my, like, the women really, like, I loved them.

• 58:11Drew Afualo?

  The girls, they were giving it to you.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, and that, like, you know, you meet a good old Christian Texas woman, she's gonna call you honey, she's gonna like, she'll be like, oh sweetheart. Like, big hair, like, a bad little, like, ooh.

• 58:24Drew Afualo?

  Ooh, like a country little French tip.

• 58:25Speaker 02

  They walk in with a big-

• 58:27Drew Afualo?

  Clack, clack, clack.

• 58:27Speaker 02

  Yep, French tip.

• 58:28Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 02

  Big gulp, full of Diet Coke, full of sweet tea. They're having 50 grams of sugar a morning, like-

• 58:35Drew Afualo?

  8 a.m.

• 58:35Speaker 02

  And you know they're walking in with a good little, how y'all doing? Oh, I loved, I loved my women professors.

• 58:41Drew Afualo?

  You said I wanted to be them.

• 58:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, I wanted to be them.

• 58:43Drew Afualo?

  You're like, I need to cosplay as you.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, I need to do drag and be, I need to do that.

• 58:49Drew Afualo?

  A Texan woman.

• 58:50Speaker 02

  Oh, that would be-

• 58:51Drew Afualo?

  Your drag persona?

• 58:52Speaker 02

  My drag persona would be a professor. I'm here to teach.

• 58:56Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this last one says, we phoned a friend, Meg, and she requested that we add these fun facts.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 59:03Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this one says, you had a poop fear when you first started dating Ruben.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  A poop fear?

• 59:11Drew Afualo?

  That's from your producer.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  Poop fear?

• 59:14Drew Afualo?

  Uh, big boobs.

• 59:16Speaker 02

  Poop? Wait. Wait, when did I have a poop fear?

• 59:22Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, that, no, actually, I did have a poop fear.

• 59:24Drew Afualo?

  You forgetting?

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Oh, but when you phrase it like that, okay, so I didn't wanna poop at his house.

• 59:30Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  I wasn't gonna drop a bomb that early on, you know?

• 59:33Drew Afualo?

  I'm with you. I was like that too.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  So I would like, I would spend the night at his house and then I'd like, wake up and I'm like, well, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

• 59:42Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  And so I would like, like, speed walk over to my friend's house who lived probably like four or five blocks away. Knock, knock, knock. Go down to the basement. I gotta do my business.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  I said, I just saw my man. I gotta get to work.

• 59:55Drew Afualo?

  You going four blocks away?

• 59:58Speaker 02

  I'd be like, I'd be like, oh, you have a good morning? Okay, I'm gonna leave. And so she was always like, Eric just comes to my house and poops.

• 1:00:05Drew Afualo?

  That's crazy.

• 1:00:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:07Drew Afualo?

  That's, that's really funny. I, I had something like that when I first started dating my man, but like, it was that my man was always chewing orange gum.

• 1:00:15Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:00:16Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, this, I don't think I've ever shared this story. I don't know if I have.

• 1:00:19Speaker 02

  Like, orange flavored gum?

• 1:00:20Drew Afualo?

  Yes, which, when I first started dating him, that is the gum he always had, which I couldn't understand, but I was like, who am I, right? But then obviously, when you start kissing, like, the taste of that gum, mixed with whatever we ate, awful. And I literally remember having a conversation with my sister. I'm like, how do I tell him that I fucking hate that gum? Like, how do I say that? Like, it's, it tastes gross in the mouth. Like, how do I say that without being a bitch? Cause like, I do kinda like this guy, so I don't wanna be awful. And she was like, dude, just tell him, like, just say, that's, that's gross and it stinks. Like, it makes your breath smell weird after you eat and shit. Cause with no food, it, it was fine, but like, it was after he ate. It was just something about it. And I felt so, like, insecure about saying it.

• 1:01:06Drew Afualo?

  And then I, I literally am not even kidding, I made up a whole story about why I don't like orange gum.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:01:11Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, girl, I really was using my improv skills down. Like, I literally was like, okay, so here's the thing about the orange gum, like, I, when I was a kid, I gave it a bunch of backstory it doesn't need. I was like, I one time threw up after I had a piece of orange gum. And now every time I taste it, it makes me think of throw up. So like, is there any way that you could just not chew that like when we go on dates? And I was like, is that okay? And he was like, oh, my God, yeah, I'm so sorry. And he completely threw all of them in the trash. I got rid of them. He used to buy them in bulk. Threw them all in the trash. I didn't tell him, I lied about that till like three years later. And then one day he was like, oh, my God, he go, oh, because this is why, because it started, the lies started getting in the way. Because I started saying, I, I went too far with it. And I was like, oh, it's orange flavored things. So then when I would-

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  You were added on his timeline?

• 1:01:57Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I was like, well, I would forget what I said. So then I would eat things that were orange flavored. And then he'd be like, well, don't you hate that? Like, don't eat that. It's orange flavored. Like, he was being so sweet about it.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 1:02:08Drew Afualo?

  And then I was like, I gotta tell you something. I made that up because your breath smelled bad and I just didn't want to tell you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Please don't break up with me.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  Oh, my-

• 1:02:16Drew Afualo?

  It worked out, though.

• 1:02:17Speaker 02

  That is so funny. And like, there's one thing I can't stand is when a bitch has bad breath.

• 1:02:22Drew Afualo?

  I'm telling you, girl.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Oh, my-

• 1:02:24Drew Afualo?

  And it was like before, and he always smelled really clean. He was always very clean. And that's why I was like, what is it about that gum?

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  Oh, my, I had Jasmine Masters on my, um, podcast. She's the Antichute, like, you know, yeah. And she was, she has this video. She goes, you need to go to the dentist, you know, and you need to get that checked out.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  And that's how I feel.

• 1:02:46Drew Afualo?

  It's true.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  Like, it's so funny.

• 1:02:48Drew Afualo?

  And you know, in this business, a lot of people's breath smells.

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  I was at a party last night between stink and stunk. And it was like-

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  They're both talking at me. I was fighting for my life, Drew. It was crazy.

• 1:03:03Drew Afualo?

  The worst thing about my, my mom and sister have like bloodhound noses. So they can smell bad things from a mile away. If I can smell it, bitch, it's bad. My sense of smell is not very good. So if I can smell it, holy fuck, get away from me. I literally want to be like a cat. When you go like in their face, like that's what I want to do with Listerine spray. I just want to spray it in there real quick. While they're talking.

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  Let's get it together, ma. Let's get it together.

• 1:03:33Drew Afualo?

  In the business of talking, girl, in the business of talking, they need more breath mints out there.

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:03:40Drew Afualo?

  In this business.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  I get scared.

• 1:03:41Drew Afualo?

  And then when they drink too, like mama.

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  You ever, this is really crazy. You ever like eat something that you feel the burp and you're like, I know it's gonna stink.

• 1:03:50Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, yes, yes.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  That's like, ooh.

• 1:03:53Drew Afualo?

  We literally will announce it to the room. Like if I eat something crazy or I'm putting, piling things on top of each other, I'm like, my breath is probably kicking right now, bitch. Get away from me.

• 1:04:02Speaker 02

  It's called self-awareness.

• 1:04:03Drew Afualo?

  Uh, you need it. A lot more people need it.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  Self-awareness, come on the pod.

• 1:04:08Drew Afualo?

  Come on the pod. Okay, last one. Uh, they said to ask you if you have a pup kink.

• 1:04:18Drew Afualo?

  They just, they made me violate HIPAA just now to ask you that.

• 1:04:22Speaker 02

  So, no. Okay, no, okay. This is so crazy.

• 1:04:29Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, instead of drag persona, that's your fur persona.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  Oh my God. Imagine, imagine, and here's my head. No, like, I don't have, I don't know why she would say that. I literally was talking about it on my podcast. I was like, I went to this, um, gay bar in, it's like famous gay bar in Dallas. It's called Roundup.

• 1:04:51Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 1:04:51Speaker 02

  And it's the type of gay bar where it's every single person, every single type of gay person in Dallas goes to one bar.

• 1:04:58Drew Afualo?

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  It's funny because it's like all rounded up, like there's like, um, masculine, like there's literally gay cowboys who like, they just look straight. There's like twinks in silk suits. There's like. There's like muscle guys in like harnesses.

• 1:05:10Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  It's literally like every type of gay guy, like, like there's a bears, there's like twinks, like it's, it's so funny, which is like, you don't get that in big cities because everyone has their little areas.

• 1:05:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  But in Dallas, everyone goes to the same thing. And I was saying like, that was the first time I ever saw a pup. I went upstairs to like, get some fresh air outside.

• 1:05:27Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:05:28Speaker 02

  And there was a guy on all fours with a leash and a pup mask. And I was like, what is going on? I was like-

• 1:05:36Drew Afualo?

  What kind of establishment are you running here?

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  Gay people are crazy. I was so, I was like, what? And then for a long time, I would be like, I saw a guy dressed as a dog. Like, and I didn't know it was such a big-

• 1:05:50Drew Afualo?

  The pup world is, is crazy.

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  I didn't know it was such like a kink thing.

• 1:05:54Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, girl.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  I didn't know it was like such a big thing. No shame.

• 1:05:58Drew Afualo?

  No, no tea, no tea, no shade.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  I was just like so shocked, like when I saw-

• 1:06:02Drew Afualo?

  It's a culture shock.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  As like a fresh gay bee, I was like, oh my God, I've never seen this before.

• 1:06:08Drew Afualo?

  That's true.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  And so I don't person, I'm not into it.

• 1:06:11Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  It does fascinate me. Cause like, what do you mean you want to be like?

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  Like, I'm like, whoa, like, I, I like, I guess I can see like where people are just like interested in like playing pretend and stuff. But I'm like-

• 1:06:29Drew Afualo?

  There, yeah, there is like-

• 1:06:30Speaker 02

  How does Scooby do it?

• 1:06:34Drew Afualo?

  You got me Scooby doing. That's actually so funny. When I went to Long Beach Pride one year, uh, we walked around the whole thing and we walked through a tent that was like all pup stuff. And there were lots of pups in there.

• 1:06:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:49Drew Afualo?

  And they had like, and I'm not being funny when I say this, like it looked like a pet store. I'm not being funny when I say that. Like it does look like a pet store. Like they, they hang up like a ton of stuff. So they have all kinds of like tools for this lifestyle. But I literally was like, whoa, when I saw it, I was so shocked.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:06Drew Afualo?

  I'd never seen it before.

• 1:07:07Speaker 02

  It's shocking.

• 1:07:08Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it's not bad. It's just shocking.

• 1:07:10Speaker 02

  Especially because I was so unaware at the time.

• 1:07:11Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:07:12Speaker 02

  I feel like if I was aware of it before, I would have been like, oh, that's what I've seen.

• 1:07:16Drew Afualo?

  Because I was already aware of pups. So when I saw it, I was like, interesting. I've just never seen a, like a whole booth.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  So you're into it.

• 1:07:22Drew Afualo?

  The same way you are.

• 1:07:29Drew Afualo?

  Poop fear and pup kink. You're a man of many hats.

• 1:07:33Speaker 02

  My lesbian set me up. Get her out of here.

• 1:07:38Drew Afualo?

  Guards, check them for guns.

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  Jason, Noel, we need Noel on the job. That's the security, for real.

• 1:07:45Drew Afualo?

  For real, call her, we need her.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  Actually.

• 1:07:47Drew Afualo?

  Well, thank you so much for coming.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  I had so much fun.

• 1:07:50Drew Afualo?

  I'm so glad we could unpack your poop fears, your pup kinks.

• 1:07:54Speaker 02

  Guys, go watch my podcast, we talk about poop fear and pup kinks. The way, like, no joke, we talk about poop on my pod. It happens all the time, like, why y'all always talking about poop?

• 1:08:05Drew Afualo?

  Honestly, same. I talk about, like, diarrhea crazy on here.

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  The episode you came on, or mine, someone submitted a story about how their man left a poop stain on the sheets.

• 1:08:14Drew Afualo?

  A shit stain on the bed, a skitty on the sheets, bitch. It's unbelievable. And you ever had a poop so bad you had to shower after?

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, yeah.

• 1:08:23Drew Afualo?

  You gotta hose off, you're like, oh, my god, spray me with a fire hose, bitch. And you showered like I'm in prison.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  I have to tell you one thing, that, like, someone on my, just came on my pod, this shocked me. He was having sex with someone, like, he was bottoming, and then the guy goes, I smell shit. Hold on. So he takes the condom off, smells the condom, and he's like, oh, it doesn't smell bad, like, it doesn't smell like shit. Turns out, the guy who was topping was, like, laying down and shat himself on the bed.

• 1:08:53Drew Afualo?

  And that's what he was smelling?

• 1:08:54Speaker 02

  And he was smelling his own shit.

• 1:08:55Drew Afualo?

  But your friend didn't smell it?

• 1:08:56Speaker 02

  No, and then af, he said after, he said it, he started smelling it too. And he's like, I don't think that was me.

• 1:09:03Drew Afualo?

  Like, when your dog goes in the house and you're all, where did you poop? Where?

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  And so.

• 1:09:07Drew Afualo?

  Looking for it?

• 1:09:08Speaker 02

  What do you mean, the top took the poop?

• 1:09:12Drew Afualo?

  The tops are pooping?

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  Hold on.

• 1:09:14Drew Afualo?

  Hold on, tops are pooping.

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  You're not even, you don't even have to deal with anything back there, and you shat?

• 1:09:20Drew Afualo?

  He said, oh, just kidding, it's me, never mind, it's my bad, it was just me.

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 1:09:26Drew Afualo?

  The way he, also smelling the condom, what's the matter with you?

• 1:09:29Speaker 02

  I'm like, damn, you were serious?

• 1:09:31Drew Afualo?

  You know what poop looks like, you don't need to smell it?

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  You could smell the shit, but you couldn't feel it coming out. There was a problem there. Oh, my god, have you ever seen that meme that's like?

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  Last thing, last thing. Have you ever seen that joke? That's like, that's like, I can change him. Did he shit himself?

• 1:09:57Drew Afualo?

  That's good. The to- the top is, the tops are pooping.

• 1:10:04Drew Afualo?

  Since when?

• 1:10:05Speaker 02

  Since when?

• 1:10:06Drew Afualo?

  Since when?

• 1:10:08Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:10:08Drew Afualo?

  You gotta do everything around this goddamn house. I do want to tell you one more joke I made at Wicked. When I met, I saw my friend Kailan Allen there. Do you know Kailan Allen?

• 1:10:16Speaker 02

  I think so, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:17Drew Afualo?

  He's so great. But I saw him there, he looked fabulous. And we were talking, he's like, oh girl, you look good. And he was wearing, I think, like a green, like suit. It was really beautiful. I was like, so do you. And I was like, I went for the road, you know? Like, everyone went for pink or green, I went for the road. And he was like, oh, I know that's right. And I go, but never a brick. And then we laughed.

• 1:10:38Drew Afualo?

  Anyhow, I just wanted to tell Eric that joke because I knew he would laugh.

• 1:10:40Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a good one.

• 1:10:41Drew Afualo?

  Oh, thanks. Well, your tops are pooping one, that one really killed me, so.

• 1:10:45Speaker 02

  Damn, the tops are pooping.

• 1:10:46Drew Afualo?

  The tops are pooping, bitch.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Brick tops? No, no, no, no, cut that.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  I was trying to do final notes, it came out wrong.

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:10:59Drew Afualo?

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  Cut that, cut that.

• 1:11:04Drew Afualo?

  Well, thank you so much for coming back for the third time. I fucking love you.

• 1:11:08Speaker 02

  We can't shut up.

• 1:11:08Drew Afualo?

  No, we can't. We have too much to talk about.

• 1:11:11Speaker 02

  Wild, Wild Web with Eric Sedano.

• 1:11:12Drew Afualo?

  Yes, I was gonna say, for the two people who don't know you, where can everybody find you?

• 1:11:16Speaker 02

  Okay, guys, guys, follow me on all platforms at Rico Taquito. And I do have a podcast.

• 1:11:21Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  It's new-ish.

• 1:11:23Drew Afualo?

  It is, yeah.

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  It's new, I just came out with it not too long ago. It is about the internet, Wild, Wild Web with Eric Sedano.

• 1:11:30Drew Afualo?

  Yes.

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  Drew's on it, her episode's so fucking funny.

• 1:11:32Drew Afualo?

  It was so fun.

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  It was so.

• 1:11:34Drew Afualo?

  It was a blast.

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  Fun.

• 1:11:35Drew Afualo?

  We laughed so.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  So, guys, like, hit me up.

• 1:11:37Drew Afualo?

  Yes, please go follow Eric and everything. I know how, all of you guys know who Eric is. But also, please go check out his podcast, it is very fun. And you love a theme.

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  Love a theme.

• 1:11:46Drew Afualo?

  You love a theme, and he sticks to a theme. But thank you all so much. Thank you to my, so much to my amazing guest, Eric Sedano. Don't forget to follow him and go check out his podcast. Thank you so much for coming. I fucking love you.

• 1:11:57Speaker 02

  Love you too. Oh my god.

• 1:11:59Drew Afualo?

  Thank you all so much for tuning in. I love you and I hope you enjoyed this episode. Don't forget, new episodes come out every Wednesday. You can stream the episodes on all streaming platforms, the audio, but the video is for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Eric, and I'll see you next week. Bye.

• 1:12:27Speaker 04

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