Giggling about handshakes, bandwagons, and New Yorkers

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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, Gigglers?

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Gary, fix your wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 2:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 2:22Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we're doing a social experiment this morning. We're recording Giggly Squad at 8 a.m. Just for fun to see what would happen.

• 2:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I packed a whole outfit to look cute, and then I walked in, and I go, "Not the vibe."

• 2:34Hannah Berner?

  You're literally my mom. You go, "So you didn't clean?" I cleaned for 30 minutes.

• 2:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I got this new maroon top that's like leather on the top, and then like has like fringe on the bottom, and I had like white jeans.

• 2:46Hannah Berner?

  This apartment has never seen a fringe.

• 2:48Paige DeSorbo?

  And I go, "You know what? I'm gonna stay in what I'm wearing."

• 2:50Hannah Berner?

  So we're sitting on my couch, because Paige has a pant. It's a whole thing.

• 2:55Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a whole thing.

• 2:55Hannah Berner?

  It's a whole thing. And I, it's a whole thing. First of all, Knicks just lost, that's why I'm wearing black. My black Knicks shirt.

• 3:05Hannah Berner?

  And, but last night, poor Grace. Grace had a whole day with me. We did Seth Meyers, we were running around.

• 3:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I'm gonna turn and look at you.

• 3:13Hannah Berner?

  I'm uncomfortable.

• 3:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Good thing you're wearing sunglasses.

• 3:16Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. So she, I basically, after Seth Meyers, was like, "What are you doing for the Knicks game?" And she's like, "I don't know." I'm like, "Okay, I'm gonna come over and hang out."

• 3:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 3:27Hannah Berner?

  And I forget that I'm her boss, because I'm like, maybe she's had a whole day with me.

• 3:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 3:31Hannah Berner?

  And maybe she doesn't want her, like, boss coming over.

• 3:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 3:35Hannah Berner?

  So I come in, I come in at like 8:30, jump on the couch with her, immediately start FaceTiming you. So her, her boss comes over.

• 3:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm in shock and all that you guys are hanging out.

• 3:49Hannah Berner?

  We're literally on a sleepover. I order pizza, and then me and you are loudly FaceTiming, and Grace is just sitting there like, "Can I have a day?"

• 3:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Can I have a minute in my own home at 10 p.m.?

• 4:03Hannah Berner?

  Like, for a second, I'm like, maybe she doesn't want to feel like me and you are...

• 4:08Paige DeSorbo?

  At one point, when we were on the phone, I was gonna ask Grace to look something up for me, and then I go, and then in my head, I was like, "No, it's 10 p.m. and she's on her own couch." Like, am I gonna ask her a favor right now? I actually wanted her to look up what the weather was gonna be like today for my outfit that I didn't end up wearing.

• 4:25Hannah Berner?

  Wait, my favorite thing is waking up and like asking my mom what the weather is. And I asked Dez and he goes, "Look it up." And I'm like, "You've been up since 6 a.m."

• 4:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, just tell me what the vibes are out there. Also, you can look at the weather app, but you don't really know the vibe outside. I go to my window every day. I look at the girls on the street. I go, "Are they in jackets? Or just long sleeve shirts? Are they in short sleeve shirts?"

• 4:51Hannah Berner?

  Is it a light jacket?

• 4:52Paige DeSorbo?

  The streets will tell you.

• 4:52Hannah Berner?

  Is there... Is it a capris?

• 4:55Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I never look at the men because their temperature is not... So if I see a girl in a workout outfit plus a hoodie, it's a little chilly out. Wait, I have to say something about the Knicks. Because I'm not saying anything negative about the Knicks. Like, I'm so proud of them. I really hope it's their time. The Instagram videos of all the guys outside, I can't do it. I actually can't do it anymore.

• 5:20Hannah Berner?

  Someone goes, "This is their Eras Tour." Like, when all the men are outside MSG together, like chanting and singing.

• 5:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally just kiss, because they're like fighting each other. They like wanna hug.

• 5:33Hannah Berner?

  They wanna kiss?

• 5:34Paige DeSorbo?

  They wanna hug so bad, but they're like, they like are doing it in like a beat up way. And I'm like, "Just hug."

• 5:40Hannah Berner?

  So the best part about it is Paige keeps, now has Knicks on her algorithm and she's realizing that, guess who's commenting on all of these videos?

• 5:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's crazy. Every time I look in the comments and I see your name, I...

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, "Go Knicks."

• 5:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm tired laughing. But like I saw a video last night when they lost and the streets were crazy. And I'm like, "Women are emotional? What are you talk... You just beat up a guy for wearing a jersey that you don't, for wearing an outfit you don't like." You beat up a man for wearing an outfit you don't like, but we're the problem?

• 6:12Hannah Berner?

  For wearing a guy's name that you don't like, because you don't like that guy.

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, "That guy's wearing black and gray and we're not wearing black and gray tonight." It's like, "Okay Regina."

• 6:21Hannah Berner?

  No, but talk about me, no, literally talk about Mean Girls. They're like, "I don't like the guys you support." I'm so obsessed with it, but I'm also like now I'm nervous for them because the Knicks have been so bad for so long. And now they're like supposed to win and I'm like, don't put that on these guys.

• 6:36Paige DeSorbo?

  My first thought last night was are any of, did any of them pop a beta before they came out tonight? Because what if like, they're so nervous. I'm like, the pressure.

• 6:46Hannah Berner?

  I know, but um, the gigglers were funny. They, there's some Spurs fans, obviously who are gigglers and this is a safe space for you guys. We just.

• 6:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, where are they even from?

• 6:57Hannah Berner?

  San Antonio. We've been there. You remember? Nope, you don't remember. It was a dark time.

• 7:02Paige DeSorbo?

  The only thing I know about the Spurs is that Eva Longoria's ex-husband used to play.

• 7:07Hannah Berner?

  Tony Parker and he's French.

• 7:08Paige DeSorbo?

  And, and he.

• 7:10Hannah Berner?

  This is like a hot French guy.

• 7:11Paige DeSorbo?

  And he cheated on her whilst I think he was still playing. That's the only thing I know about Spurs.

• 7:17Hannah Berner?

  An athlete cheated?

• 7:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:19Hannah Berner?

  My Nana was visiting Grace last week while I was traveling.

• 7:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, everyone's just hanging with Grace?

• 7:26Hannah Berner?

  Well, Grace is like, look, we, she left your family. She left your family and sometimes I'm like, do you want to rent a grandma? So I was like, Nana, go visit Grace. Calls Grace and goes, I made pesto. Do you know what pesto is?

• 7:45Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, you're fair skinned, you have blue eyes, so you probably don't know marinara.

• 7:49Hannah Berner?

  North Carolina. Have they, do they know what linguine is? But she literally said, do you know what pesto is to Grace?

• 7:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Baby clam. Ever? Do they have those in North, you guys like seafood in North Carolina. You ever had a baby clam?

• 8:05Hannah Berner?

  You ever put a breadcrumb on the baby clam?

• 8:09Hannah Berner?

  A little olive oil on a clam?

• 8:11Paige DeSorbo?

  We call it a clam's casino. You might call it something else where you're from.

• 8:16Hannah Berner?

  And then you take the bread and you soak it. Wait, so Nana, literally it was like rent a grandma?

• 8:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 8:22Hannah Berner?

  You know when you just miss your grandparents and I was like, what was your thought about my grandpa? Anyway.

• 8:28Hannah Berner?

  She visited and I was like, ask them about Brooklyn in the, in the thirties or whenever.

• 8:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Why you were giving her questions?

• 8:38Hannah Berner?

  I said, ask Nana about the apartment.

• 8:40Paige DeSorbo?

  You made her write a biography?

• 8:42Hannah Berner?

  But old people love talking about, and it's like, you never get to hear history from the horse's mouth.

• 8:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, her story.

• 8:49Hannah Berner?

  So that was fun. Um, oh, one last Knicks thing. So I took my dad to a practice. I wasn't at the game yesterday. I took him to a practice and we're in the hallway and I see Fat Joe.

• 9:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I know that's his name, but that sounds like a name that we nicknamed, like my old situationship. I make my birth Fat Joe.

• 9:15Hannah Berner?

  No, that's the guy on Hinge in my phone that I'm like, please don't text him again. So I see Fat Joe coming towards me. And this is the thing, New York is like healed right now. Like New York people in the streets are like saying, good morning.

• 9:30Paige DeSorbo?

  One of my girlfriends was on the bus with Fat Joe and Timothy Chalamet. I DM, I was like, ah, where are you?

• 9:39Hannah Berner?

  Are you kidnapped? Are you getting trafficked?

• 9:41Paige DeSorbo?

  She was wearing a bandana as a shirt. I go, what is happening, Alexa?

• 9:46Hannah Berner?

  And I was walking on the street two days ago, middle of the day, and people are just yelling, go Knicks. I'm like, this is crazy.

• 9:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I made a TikTok yesterday. I was like, I don't know what the caption is, so I just did, go Knicks.

• 9:57Hannah Berner?

  I know. I know. But I got home and I realized I was wearing a Knicks shirt, so that makes sense. But I didn't realize I was wearing a Knicks shirt at the time. But um, New Yorkers are literally like, they've never been nicer.

• 10:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, the other day I was getting off in the airplane and I was, it was me and Joe and some girl turned and goes, are you guys going to the game? And I didn't think she was talking to me, so I didn't say anything. And in my head, I was like, what fucking game? I thought you were talking to the guy behind me, because I was like, I don't know, what game?

• 10:29Hannah Berner?

  You're the game of life.

• 10:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, no.

• 10:32Hannah Berner?

  But that's what college is like when you're at a sports school. Like every Sunday, it's like about the game. Like everyone's going to the game, everyone's watching the game, everyone, if we win or lose, is affected by the game. But anyway, so I see Fat Joe, and I don't bother celebrities, you guys know me.

• 10:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 10:47Hannah Berner?

  You know me. I'm like that, this girl did a TikTok where it's like when you see a celebrity and you think you're cool because you're not speaking to them. That's literally me. I'm like, I'm so respectful right now.

• 10:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Anytime I walk by Julianne Moore, anywhere in the city, I'm like.

• 11:00Hannah Berner?

  Is that like a regular occurrence?

• 11:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but Julianne Moore is like always out in the city. I've seen her like four times.

• 11:05Hannah Berner?

  And she has red hair, so it's like, you see her.

• 11:07Paige DeSorbo?

  You see her. Yeah. I've never said hi once, but.

• 11:10Hannah Berner?

  Well, you're so cool for that.

• 11:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank you. I've seen her at dinner, I've seen her at lunch.

• 11:15Hannah Berner?

  In my head, I'm like, well, one day when I'm in a movie with her, that's when I'll meet her.

• 11:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:19Hannah Berner?

  Why force it on her now?

• 11:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 11:22Hannah Berner?

  Why bother her dating?

• 11:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 11:23Hannah Berner?

  But I see Fat Joe, and I was like, it's the, it's the Knicks. Like, I'm saying hi to Fat Joe. But then as he's coming towards me, and he's coming towards me with his clique.

• 11:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 11:33Hannah Berner?

  Like he rolls with a clique.

• 11:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think he came up with the name Fat Joe, or do you think someone was like?

• 11:40Hannah Berner?

  Great question.

• 11:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Joe.

• 11:42Hannah Berner?

  Well, this is the thing. As he's walking towards me, I'm like, I don't feel like I should call him Fat Joe. I feel like, I don't like speaking about people's bodies.

• 11:51Hannah Berner?

  So then I just go, hi, Mr. Joe. But, but that's my move, you guys. I've done it before, it works, they love it. I did it to Rick Ross, I said, hi, Mr. Ross.

• 12:01Paige DeSorbo?

  That, where did you run into Rick Ross?

• 12:05Hannah Berner?

  At some Hampton party once.

• 12:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you see that they had DJ Khalid on the?

• 12:08Hannah Berner?

  Well, DJ Khalid, his, he's everywhere.

• 12:11Paige DeSorbo?

  That, okay, as someone who doesn't give a fuck about sports.

• 12:15Hannah Berner?

  Is DJ Khalid a New Yorker?

• 12:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, he's a Miami Heat fan. When I saw that last night on the TV, I was like,

• 12:20Hannah Berner?

  Fake.

• 12:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, why the hell would they let DJ Khalid sit on the court?

• 12:24Hannah Berner?

  No, that's, well, maybe he just paid for it, but.

• 12:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but the Knicks are, have been really strict about who's on

• 12:34Hannah Berner?

  Celebrity row.

• 12:35Paige DeSorbo?

  What celebrities are at the Knicks game.

• 12:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, Tina Fey.

• 12:38Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to be like a hardcore.

• 12:39Hannah Berner?

  Tracy Morgan, Ben Stiller. Well, cause also there's.

• 12:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, did you see the thing that Jennifer Lopez said?

• 12:45Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:45Paige DeSorbo?

  That was like,

• 12:46Hannah Berner?

  J Lo?

• 12:47Paige DeSorbo?

  You're only a New Yorker if you're born here.

• 12:49Hannah Berner?

  This is my thing with J Lo. She loves a villain arc.

• 12:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I actually did watch her new movie on Netflix. Stop moving your tongue like that.

• 12:58Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 12:59Paige DeSorbo?

  You were just moving your tongue. Yes, stop. While I was talking.

• 13:03Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I did not. Am I becoming like an, a crazy old person who doesn't know what my limbs are doing at all times? Wait, so I see Fat Joe. I say, hi, Mr. Joe, in front of all of his friends.

• 13:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:16Hannah Berner?

  And I sw- and then I just go to dab him up. Pat was there. Pat saw it. And he looks at me and he just dabs my ass up and then.

• 13:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Did you hug?

• 13:27Hannah Berner?

  No, but dabs are like more intimate than hugging, cause we did a full secret handshake.

• 13:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:32Hannah Berner?

  Do you know how to dab?

• 13:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I'm a loser, Hannah.

• 13:35Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that was really good. But your, your fingers are so long, I got lost in it. Wait, that was really smooth.

• 13:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, actually, that's like a non-sexual thing that I find attractive. Like when guys like see each other for the first time and they like dab each other up. And one time I had a boyfriend.

• 13:53Hannah Berner?

  Who couldn't dab. No.

• 13:55Paige DeSorbo?

  He had never dabbed anyone. Like his friends would walk in and they'd say like, hey, and I'd be like, I have to run away. I'm like, none of you ever played sports in high school, so I have to go.

• 14:05Hannah Berner?

  There's nothing hotter than two guys who just met smoothly dabbing.

• 14:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:12Hannah Berner?

  There's like dab chemistry between guys.

• 14:14Paige DeSorbo?

  They also have levels to it. Like, they're not pulling in if they don't know you.

• 14:19Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 14:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I think is so chic of them.

• 14:22Hannah Berner?

  Sometimes.

• 14:23Paige DeSorbo?

  That's like, they're real good friends.

• 14:24Hannah Berner?

  When they snap, that's fully Mary-Kate and Ashley. When they do a snap.

• 14:30Hannah Berner?

  They love their secret handshakes. Um, so honestly, it went, it like went, the interaction went really well. And then he walked off and I think they were doing a podcast and one of his podcast producers was like, my wife really loves you guys. And I was like, so I'm in with Fat Joe. Then I just almost wanted to start walking with his clique.

• 14:48Paige DeSorbo?

  You're one of Fat Joe's groupies.

• 14:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. I wonder like, his friends definitely don't call him like.

• 14:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Fat Joe?

• 14:53Hannah Berner?

  Hey, fat. It's like Lady Gaga, like you don't call her lady.

• 14:57Paige DeSorbo?

  But I think they're calling her Stephanie. I think they're just calling him Joe.

• 15:01Hannah Berner?

  Joe.

• 15:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, okay. So back to the J Lo thing. What do you think? How many years? Or do you think you have to be born? Cause you're born New York, so you're a true New Yorker. Do you think you have to be born and raised in New York? Or do you think you have to live here for a certain amount of years?

• 15:18Hannah Berner?

  This is the thing. I feel like she, I feel like she got annoyed that people made fun of her for the like orange soda thing.

• 15:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. She's on her own tour.

• 15:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 15:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Like her own revenge tour.

• 15:28Hannah Berner?

  She's on her revenge tour with it. Um, okay. I am a firm believer that what makes New York so beautiful is that it's a melting pot of so many different cultures that have come from so many different places. And that's what makes New York so great.

• 15:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Miss USA.

• 15:46Hannah Berner?

  And peace.

• 15:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And world peace.

• 15:50Hannah Berner?

  But I always tell people like, if you can survive New York, like you're a New Yorker.

• 15:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm. This one girl on TikTok say, like the saying is like, after you've lived here for 10 years, you're a New Yorker. And someone was like, but there's inflation, so it should be 20 years. And I thought that was good. I think it's like a.

• 16:07Hannah Berner?

  Like, I think Grace is a New Yorker.

• 16:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's an energy.

• 16:10Hannah Berner?

  You're a New Yorker when you're here and you're.

• 16:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I think if you've gotten into a physical altercation at LaGuardia, you're a New Yorker. If you've yelled at anyone at a major airport in New York City, you're a New Yorker.

• 16:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. But I also feel like this is the thing. If I move out of New York, I'm still a New Yorker.

• 16:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:28Hannah Berner?

  If someone else is not from New York, moves out of New York, you're not a New Yorker anymore.

• 16:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 16:32Hannah Berner?

  That's the biggest difference.

• 16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I would agree with that.

• 16:35Hannah Berner?

  That's the biggest difference. But like, I always say, you come in, New York isn't gonna chew you up and spit you out. New York is crazy. There was, every block is insane right now. And if you can just like laugh at it and enjoy it.

• 16:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I will say after living in New York for. I think I'm at one of my twelve years.

• 16:53Hannah Berner?

  You're a New Yorker.

• 16:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Eleven or twelve years. Going anywhere else and being there for like longer than a week. You're kind of like.

• 17:01Hannah Berner?

  I live right now.

• 17:02Paige DeSorbo?

  What do you guys do? Like what? What do you guys do every day? Like, there's so much energy in New York that isn't in other places.

• 17:09Hannah Berner?

  It's so overstimulating.

• 17:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Place is so much slower and it's like. Wow, this is how you guys live every day?

• 17:15Hannah Berner?

  Well, I understand why people think New Yorkers are assholes because every block, something's happening on that block that would be like headline local news.

• 17:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but it's not always mean like I've been to other parts of the country where people have been way meaner to me in the middle of the street than New York.

• 17:32Hannah Berner?

  New Yorkers are, you just cannot talk to every single person because every single person's having like the craziest thing happened in their life in that moment.

• 17:40Paige DeSorbo?

  But if you walk down the street anywhere in New York and you're like what's the time? Like someone is responding to you.

• 17:47Hannah Berner?

  You can just yell it and someone will respond. Also, there's such a freedom that you can just cry and no one cares.

• 17:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And you can wear whatever you want because no one knows where you're going or where you were coming from.

• 17:58Hannah Berner?

  That is so.

• 17:59Paige DeSorbo?

  So you could have been coming from a gala, they don't know.

• 18:01Hannah Berner?

  I feel like there's some places where everyone's still wearing the exact same outfit, doing the exact same thing. New York, you're so right. You couldn't wear.

• 18:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Anything.

• 18:08Hannah Berner?

  A BDSM outfit and people are like, she's going somewhere.

• 18:11Paige DeSorbo?

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• 18:54Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:26Hannah Berner?

  Where is it?

• 24:27Paige DeSorbo?

  It's in New Jersey.

• 24:29Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 24:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It's at MetLife.

• 24:30Hannah Berner?

  What?

• 24:32Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, how are they getting there?

• 24:33Hannah Berner?

  Wait, foreigners going to New Jersey makes me laugh so hard.

• 24:37Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like a whole crazy thing because everyone's like, well, we'll just walk to the stadium. Everyone in New Jersey is like, no.

• 24:45Hannah Berner?

  Wait, British people, New Jersey makes me laugh so much.

• 24:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyone in New Jersey makes me laugh.

• 24:49Hannah Berner?

  Italians in New Jersey, they're gonna like fight with the American Italians.

• 24:53Paige DeSorbo?

  All the Airbnb rules, like now everyone's Airbnb-ing their house.

• 24:57Hannah Berner?

  Wow, I'm nervous about that.

• 25:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just confused. Like MetLife is such a man because like they're like, yeah, like we can do it, like we'll host it. And it's like, okay, like we're gonna come.

• 25:09Hannah Berner?

  Have you ever done this before?

• 25:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like we're gonna go to MetLife's house this weekend. Like, did you get all the necessary like drinks and like food? And MetLife's kind of like, yeah, we'll figure it out when you get here. And it's like, okay, well, there's nowhere to park.

• 25:23Hannah Berner?

  I love that you're in all the New Jersey neighborhood like drama. Are you gonna be a New Jersey housewife?

• 25:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 25:30Hannah Berner?

  Started watching Rhode Island. Their accent is a combination of New York and Boston. I do also like.

• 25:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't tell Love Island. They'll blow their mind.

• 25:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't tell Love Island where Rhode Island is, they'll freak out.

• 25:45Hannah Berner?

  I can't get myself to watch Love Island. I saw that intro, that was kinda catchy.

• 25:50Paige DeSorbo?

  What was the intro?

• 25:51Hannah Berner?

  What's with the music video that they do for the intro? They go, oh yeah, is it? And they go like this with their arms?

• 25:58Paige DeSorbo?

  See, if I'm Ariana, I'm getting that taken out of my contract. But she loves singing and dancing.

• 26:03Hannah Berner?

  Oh, she does.

• 26:04Paige DeSorbo?

  If someone said we're doing a music video before, I'm like, no.

• 26:07Hannah Berner?

  Also, are the people like getting in a huge fight and crying and then they're like, hey, we have to actually shoot the intro right now? Like, you know how reality TV works. You know, they just like, someone just got in a fight and they were like, now we're doing the intro.

• 26:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, no, because it's real time.

• 26:21Hannah Berner?

  Oh.

• 26:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, did you watch it, the intro?

• 26:24Hannah Berner?

  I just see it on my TikTok and it's really funny.

• 26:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Were the contestants in together? Like?

• 26:29Hannah Berner?

  It was like separate.

• 26:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Then they shoot, they shoot it separately.

• 26:32Hannah Berner?

  Oh, and then one girl was like doing splits the whole time. And I'm like, that would have been me if I knew how to do a split.

• 26:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Thank God you don't know how to do a split. That would actually, it would ruin our friendship.

• 26:41Hannah Berner?

  No, for sure. I'd be in a split right now.

• 26:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of splits.

• 26:46Hannah Berner?

  I would end every sentence with a split.

• 26:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Period.

• 26:50Hannah Berner?

  That'd be my period.

• 26:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, also, did you see Dua Lipa's wedding?

• 26:56Hannah Berner?

  You loved it.

• 26:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I love her. I'm obsessed with her. Cause I love people where I'm like, that's not a real person. That's not a real person. That's not a real life story. You're telling me they met reading the same book?

• 27:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 27:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Come on. Come on.

• 27:15Hannah Berner?

  I did see some like TikTok drama.

• 27:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm lucky if a guy like.

• 27:22Hannah Berner?

  Can read a text.

• 27:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't even think of something.

• 27:26Hannah Berner?

  Knows what he's seeing is.

• 27:27Paige DeSorbo?

  My heart is so low at thirty-three.

• 27:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Reading the same book and they were on the same chapter and he said to her, I guess we're on the same page. Shut up.

• 27:37Hannah Berner?

  That was a publicist put that together.

• 27:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I think that romantic stuff doesn't happen to me because I would be like.

• 27:43Hannah Berner?

  Wait.

• 27:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Like if a guy was sitting next to me and we were reading the same book and he was like, haha, we're on the same page. I'd be like, get away from me.

• 27:50Hannah Berner?

  Not to put Grace on blast for the third time on this podcast, but we love her dating stories.

• 27:58Hannah Berner?

  And I'm not gonna get into detail of it.

• 28:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, we're not gonna go too deep.

• 28:01Hannah Berner?

  Went on this like horrible date and at the end he said one of the funniest things I've ever heard. He just goes after a horrible date like hor- like the worst shit you can imagine. He looks at her and he goes, "We're gonna make history together." And I think that's how I'm gonna end every phone call from now on. Like, how'd you not call the police after that? I'm like, history, am I gonna be in a Netflix doc where like I'm fucking, my skin is hanging in a basement? Like, what do you mean we're making history together?

• 28:28Paige DeSorbo?

  From now on, that's how, I'm changing my signature in my email. Like, that is...

• 28:35Hannah Berner?

  We're gonna make history.

• 28:36Paige DeSorbo?

  We're gonna make history.

• 28:38Hannah Berner?

  He also told her, "My dad is paying for this," which lowkey, I'm like, at least I know where the source is coming from. At least I have an honest king.

• 28:46Paige DeSorbo?

  To dig.

• 28:47Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 28:48Paige DeSorbo?

  For like info.

• 28:49Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Okay. Update. Secret Lives of Mormons.

• 28:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 28:53Hannah Berner?

  So, as you guys know, Paige like put on a season three. Were you on season three?

• 28:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Who knows?

• 28:59Hannah Berner?

  Who knows? But I was like, okay, I'll just start from season three.

• 29:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Didn't like go crazy format.

• 29:03Hannah Berner?

  A crazy format because I felt like if I watched it this way, I wasn't like actually watching it.

• 29:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're tricking yourself.

• 29:09Hannah Berner?

  I was tricked. So I was like, I'll watch, I'll finish watching what Paige put on.

• 29:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 29:12Hannah Berner?

  And then I was like, well, that doesn't make sense. So I'm gonna go to the season before that.

• 29:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:15Hannah Berner?

  So I finally last night was like, okay, none of this makes sense because I'm watching it in reverse.

• 29:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Let me go to season one.

• 29:21Hannah Berner?

  Let's just watch season one. Episode one. And I finally committed. I need to like write Whitney Levitt a handwritten note. Also, Demi is so hard to say. I wanna say Demi so bad. But I-

• 29:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I think you can.

• 29:35Hannah Berner?

  I respect your culture.

• 29:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 29:36Hannah Berner?

  No one was mad at Demi at all.

• 29:39Paige DeSorbo?

  In the first season?

• 29:40Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 29:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No. No, because they hated Whitney so much. And then it like immediately flipped. No, it's, it's some of the best reality TV.

• 29:51Hannah Berner?

  And, but the edit is so clear to me. Like, there's this moment where you could tell Whitney has a reason she doesn't like Taylor. And you're allowed to like be hurt and not like someone?

• 30:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because Whitney really-

• 30:05Hannah Berner?

  She's not fake.

• 30:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Because they are all Mormon and a lot of them are married and like love their husbands. Whitney, I think, takes her marriage, not even like the religion aspect. I think she takes her marriage the most serious. Of like all the other girls.

• 30:22Hannah Berner?

  The other girls are like, I will divorce tomorrow if you let me.

• 30:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, which I like, I love that too.

• 30:26Hannah Berner?

  I love that too.

• 30:26Paige DeSorbo?

  But like, I feel like she, her and her husband, I feel like they really do love each other.

• 30:32Hannah Berner?

  This is the thing with reality TV too, is you have to be fake to make it work.

• 30:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 30:36Hannah Berner?

  Where Whitney, she's like, you told everyone that me and my husband were swinging. He also was cheating on me. She, she, she opens up and tells everyone. And I'm not saying anyone's good or evil or to root for Whitney. I'm just, when I was watching it, I was like, Whitney's also a performer. So you could tell that she was giving them stuff, like even the fruity pebbles thing. You could tell the producers were like, this will be a great scene. We don't have anything going on tonight. Can you just put this together? She'll think it's funny.

• 31:04Paige DeSorbo?

  She did her job. She showed up and did her job.

• 31:05Hannah Berner?

  She didn't do anything that you, you could tell it was like for TV. And then when.

• 31:10Paige DeSorbo?

  There was nothing life ruining.

• 31:12Hannah Berner?

  Also, you, you know, when the episode starts and Taylor Frankie Paul's like, I just hope that all my friends show up to this baby shower, even though I haven't seen them all in a year. And last time they saw me, I was getting arrested, but I hope they all come to support me. And every three seconds, I hope all my friends are gonna be there. I hope all my friends are gonna be there. You know that the producers told Whitney, like, some people are coming, some aren't, like, whatever, you don't have to go.

• 31:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:36Hannah Berner?

  So then the whole thing becomes how horrible Whitney is. And Whitney's like, I haven't talked to her in a year. That's weird.

• 31:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:42Hannah Berner?

  And that's totally that, like.

• 31:44Paige DeSorbo?

  What, you're just supposed to show up with a baby trunk at a, at a baby shower you don't really wanna go to?

• 31:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, I don't even wanna be here. Look at how my gift is the best. And now I'm leaving.

• 31:57Hannah Berner?

  And then there's a scene where Whitney and Taylor finally have their talk to like work it out. And as someone who understands a little how the sausage is made, you can tell that the conversation is going too well.

• 32:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm. Like they're getting along.

• 32:11Hannah Berner?

  They're getting, like, they're understanding each other. Like Taylor's like, I understand I hurt you and I'm sorry. And Whitney's like, thank you for listening, like. And then they're like, Demi? Go fuck that shit up. Like, Demi runs in and then just starts yelling at Whitney and I'm like, Whitney and Taylor, it was working too good and producers were like, we gotta create a fight.

• 32:29Paige DeSorbo?

  How is there not a scripted show about re- a reality show?

• 32:34Hannah Berner?

  Unreal is like the one show.

• 32:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but that's almost like, they try, they made that show so serious. Like, that show wasn't funny.

• 32:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah, and, and it is, there's a

• 32:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I think there's like a Yeah, there's a funniness to thinking about, like, all these people sitting, cause they do, sitting around like a boardroom and being like, what's gonna really piss her off this summer?

• 32:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, like, what's gonna really grind her gears?

• 33:02Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. So, but then also the fact that like Whitney just kept crying and like feeling misunderstood and like running away. Like, the fact that people saw that and were like, fuck her, she's evil. It's just, the masses can be asses.

• 33:21Paige DeSorbo?

  You heard it here first. The masses can be asses. Well, yeah, also like, there's something really dark that, uh, people that you don't know have the power to like, change your reputation from year to year. Like, Whitney went from the most hated to then like, okay, semi-hated to then the most loved.

• 33:42Hannah Berner?

  And she's the same person.

• 33:43Paige DeSorbo?

  And she's the same person throughout the whole thing. And so that's like really mental.

• 33:47Hannah Berner?

  I didn't watch season two. She definitely stopped talking, right?

• 33:50Paige DeSorbo?

  A little bit, yeah. She was like, cool. Um, guess I'm not gonna like

• 33:54Hannah Berner?

  Guess every time I talk, it's gonna be a thing, so I'm gonna stop talking.

• 33:58Paige DeSorbo?

  So, it's really, there's like such a lack of critical thinking skills from a lot of people.

• 34:02Hannah Berner?

  But yeah, I love, um, revisiting things that in the moment was everyone jugged on the bandwagon. I hate a bandwagon.

• 34:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you do.

• 34:10Hannah Berner?

  I hate, the second I see it, I'm like, I, I can't support this bandwagon. Like, I don't even know what happened and I'm like, I don't like this bandwagon. And, but people, it's like, when people see a line outside and they're like, it must be good, I'm gonna wait in that line, I'm immediately like

• 34:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Those are psychotic people. I don't think I've ever met someone that's waited in a line like that.

• 34:27Hannah Berner?

  Next time you see a bandwagon or a line, think twice, okay? That's how we're gonna

• 34:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I have a question for you because this came up in just like my daily life last night and then I was like, oh, I wonder what Hannah does. How do you organize like your day? Like, your to-do list for the day?

• 34:43Hannah Berner?

  I have a note app. It says shit to do.

• 34:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Like the iPhone Notes app?

• 34:48Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 34:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Or you have a separate Notes app?

• 34:50Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 34:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, and you do you have like a, an everyday one?

• 34:55Hannah Berner?

  I have, like, this is a to-do list, and it's literally like-

• 34:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that just for today?

• 34:59Hannah Berner?

  It's like my life one, that I'm like, because every day I try to get it down to zero.

• 35:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, wow.

• 35:06Hannah Berner?

  But the truth is with life is-

• 35:08Paige DeSorbo?

  You try and get that list down to zero. How many things are on that list right now?

• 35:11Hannah Berner?

  Well, so I have four, like, things. These are like work things that aren't, don't need to get done.

• 35:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Where, what's like your, like-

• 35:19Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yeah, then there's a to-do now.

• 35:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my god.

• 35:21Hannah Berner?

  Then there's a-

• 35:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Different from the other to-do?

• 35:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 35:24Paige DeSorbo?

  That's a long to-do than you have like a-

• 35:26Hannah Berner?

  I've actually kind of-

• 35:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Immediate to-do.

• 35:27Hannah Berner?

  Got it. Honestly, because my special's out, I'm kind of living like, fuck my day-to-day. I'm like, we just gotta focus on the special right now.

• 35:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 35:36Hannah Berner?

  But my to-do list on my phone runs my life.

• 35:38Paige DeSorbo?

  How do you know what, like, how do you do your calendar?

• 35:42Hannah Berner?

  Um, my calendar also-

• 35:44Paige DeSorbo?

  What calendar app are you using?

• 35:45Hannah Berner?

  Do you know who does, doesn't use a calendar on his phone? No. Also, I have to apologize. Everyone's mad. He's not a boomer. He's a Gen X. I apologize. It's just, boomer's way funnier to say.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, my god, that's giving, I'm not Gen Z. I'm, shut up.

• 36:01Hannah Berner?

  No, people were like, your husband's not a boomer, and I was like, he's my husband, I'll talk shit when I want to. But, um-

• 36:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Whatever, both of them left us in a housing crisis, so does it really matter?

• 36:12Hannah Berner?

  I said, you don't use your Google Calendar? And he's like, I'm like, how do you know what's happening two weeks from now? And he points to his head. That's how people used to do stuff back then, though.

• 36:21Paige DeSorbo?

  No, people always had calendars, even though it wasn't in their phone.

• 36:25Hannah Berner?

  He's not, I don't know how he does anything.

• 36:28Paige DeSorbo?

  If I don't write it down-

• 36:30Hannah Berner?

  It doesn't happen.

• 36:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It's not happening. I have my calendar.

• 36:32Hannah Berner?

  My calendar runs everything. But my problem is if I don't look at it in the morning, like, I'm fucked.

• 36:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, my Notes app?

• 36:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Is also, I treat it as like a manifestation. So like, so I don't have it, it doesn't say to do list. It says, I get to. Like, I get to do this. Isn't that?

• 36:55Hannah Berner?

  Who told you to do that?

• 36:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I made it up in my head.

• 36:57Hannah Berner?

  Did you really?

• 36:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and then each day I have it, like, my schedule and then my to do list. Someone DM me and said, I think you might be a little OCD. And I said, hmm, let me look into it.

• 37:09Hannah Berner?

  So that's on your list too?

• 37:11Paige DeSorbo?

  So I think I, I think I-

• 37:12Hannah Berner?

  I get to be OCD.

• 37:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I could be slightly a little OCD.

• 37:17Hannah Berner?

  Well, look, not to overanalyze, but-

• 37:20Paige DeSorbo?

  That's, we've made a whole career of it. Please. I actually have been getting less and less anxious. Like, I socialized all weekend and I didn't give a fuck.

• 37:29Hannah Berner?

  But this is the thing with OCD. It's of, it all's combined. So like, you can get OCD because you're trying to control the future, which is a symptom of anxiety. Like, I'd be OCD when I had a tennis match. I would have to like, do all these, like, anything I didn't want to do, I'd make myself do. Or like, someone would like, drop trash, like, across the street. And I'd be like, I'm gonna go pick that up because I'll win my match if I do. Like, I would like, do like-

• 37:56Paige DeSorbo?

  That's almost like a superstitious flash.

• 37:59Hannah Berner?

  But like, if I didn't do it, I'd feel like, ugh.

• 38:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Interesting. Do you get that when you are gonna do your special?

• 38:07Hannah Berner?

  I was, I get a little, a little freaky, like, right before a big event where I'm just like-

• 38:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Where you have to do random tasks?

• 38:15Hannah Berner?

  I, I just like, sometimes I'll do things I don't want to do because I think it's good karma.

• 38:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Something a man's never said. Sometimes I do things I don't want to do. Never, they've never done that. Um, yeah, I get that.

• 38:29Hannah Berner?

  But anyway, I get to, I get to do stuff.

• 38:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I get to. And I think that's a really beautiful-

• 38:35Hannah Berner?

  Do you know if you started a book called, I Get To, you could be Mel Robbins? Actually, she's gonna steal it. She's already written it.

• 38:45Paige DeSorbo?

  The new Let Them is, I get to. I get to be annoyed today. Like, I get to be-

• 38:52Hannah Berner?

  I get to be pissed off.

• 38:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 38:54Hannah Berner?

  I get to.

• 38:57Hannah Berner?

  Be irritated.

• 38:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Like this morning, I was like anxious and then I was like, why? I get to like go hang out with my friend in her dirty apartment.

• 39:05Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 39:06Paige DeSorbo?

  On her couch.

• 39:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 39:07Paige DeSorbo?

  And just be myself.

• 39:09Hannah Berner?

  You love slumming it up with me.

• 39:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it because I can like, there's no pressure.

• 39:13Hannah Berner?

  My dad visited me yesterday and he's, we like ate Chinese food and then he started like cleaning it up and I was like, hey, hey.

• 39:21Paige DeSorbo?

  It's cool chill here.

• 39:22Hannah Berner?

  We don't have to do that here. I go, mom's not here.

• 39:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Mom's out for the night.

• 39:28Hannah Berner?

  The parents are away. The kids will play.

• 39:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You are the definition of that. Like at thirty-four, you're like, there's no parents here.

• 39:36Hannah Berner?

  We can leave the plates in the sink forever.

• 39:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Who's gonna yell at us?

• 39:41Hannah Berner?

  And my dad looks at me, he's like, this is fucking awesome.

• 39:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, your dad's like, wait, seriously?

• 39:44Hannah Berner?

  I was like, we could drink as many sodas as we want. But my dad, when I, actually when I was little with my dad, he'd be like, let's get ice cream, don't tell mom.

• 39:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 39:54Hannah Berner?

  Would your dad do that stuff ever?

• 39:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, no. Cause he was really scared of her.

• 40:02Hannah Berner?

  No, my dad's scared of my mom.

• 40:03Paige DeSorbo?

  The only time that's ever happened is one time my dad took me to the gas station and they, behind the thing, they had these like light up belly button rings. And I was like, dad?

• 40:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't get that light up belly button ring. Like I think I'll die. And I was like eight and he was like, totally. And so he buys me this light up belly button ring and I go home and I'm like, I put it in my belly button.

• 40:28Hannah Berner?

  It's a fake one.

• 40:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, obviously. It's like this little like button thing that you like clicked and it like was all these colors.

• 40:34Hannah Berner?

  I thought you were like, I'm bleeding in the gas station.

• 40:36Paige DeSorbo?

  And my mom took one look at it and she was like, what the fuck is that? She was so mad at my dad. She took the light up belly button.

• 40:45Hannah Berner?

  That's a gateway drug. Next thing you know, she's on a pole.

• 40:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, literally. She was like, you're never, I could never pierce my belly button. I still think about it all the time.

• 40:53Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember when girls were piercing their belly button?

• 40:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's actually like really upsetting to me.

• 40:57Hannah Berner?

  I'd never cross my desk. I was like, the owl.

• 41:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I, I think I cried about it at like seventeen, like, please, let me get my belly button pierced.

• 41:08Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember the girls were piercing their lip?

• 41:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you are a real New Yorker.

• 41:11Hannah Berner?

  Yes, in New York girls, they had crazy piercings.

• 41:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No. One time I did buy like a fake tongue ring.

• 41:18Hannah Berner?

  Cause you're a freak.

• 41:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and I loved it. But like, I was like, I'm gonna choke and die. Cause it was like a suction cup.

• 41:25Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 41:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I wore it like to one night out and I was like, it's not who I am. Like, I wanna be her, but it's just like, it's not who I am.

• 41:34Hannah Berner?

  No, girls would have like one lip ring and it looked so uncomfortable. I was like, how do you speak? How do you do anything? But it was like, they committed to the bit.

• 41:42Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I never liked? Like, I didn't mind a nose ring, but I never understood when girls would get like their eyebrow pierced. Like, that always freaked me out. I was like, oh, you're mischievous.

• 41:52Hannah Berner?

  You're cool.

• 41:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like you do, you stay out.

• 41:54Hannah Berner?

  Do you know what I would do now if I was 22?

• 41:57Paige DeSorbo?

  What?

• 41:58Hannah Berner?

  I would shave part of my eyebrow, like a line in my eyebrow.

• 42:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Why? Why, why do you have to be 22?

• 42:07Hannah Berner?

  You get to. You get to be any age you want.

• 42:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You totally do. You can be any age you want.

• 42:13Hannah Berner?

  We are of the age where now, like, I'll put an outfit on, I'm like, it's a little too young for me.

• 42:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I know, same.

• 42:18Hannah Berner?

  Which is weird.

• 42:19Paige DeSorbo?

  I went to a club on Friday night and I was, and I put an outfit on and I was like, no, I can't wear that to a club.

• 42:25Hannah Berner?

  What'd you wear?

• 42:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I wore sheer.

• 42:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I wore, wait, I didn't even tell you this. No, you saw my TikTok?

• 42:34Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Oh, wait, no. You were waiting to announce that you're woman of the week. Can you, I actually saw it and I was like, I'm saving it. Tell me in depth, like details.

• 42:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I have these black sheer capris from Magda Butrum, but they're like regular pants. Like, they have like a zipper and like a button, but they're completely sheer. And they give you these like black granny panties to like basically wear with them. I lost the underwear that goes with the pants and I was like.

• 43:05Hannah Berner?

  You could have Instacarted underpants.

• 43:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It didn't even cross my mind because I had to leave in like 20 minutes.

• 43:10Hannah Berner?

  Got it.

• 43:11Paige DeSorbo?

  So I was like, okay, I.

• 43:13Hannah Berner?

  And I wasn't there at the time, cause I would have given you options.

• 43:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't have any black, like bathing suit bottoms that were like full coverage.

• 43:21Hannah Berner?

  The fact you don't have one. One granny panty lying around is

• 43:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't own one thing that covers my ass.

• 43:27Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you don't have any bikinis like over your butt.

• 43:29Paige DeSorbo?

  No, why, who makes them? I've never seen one. It's never crossed my desk. I've never seen one. All my underwear, even my period underwear, chic, sexy.

• 43:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, they're gorgeous.

• 43:45Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm like, what the fuck am I gonna do? I have one pair of like Victoria's Secret where it's like a thick band, but it's still a thong. But it's like cheeky, kind of. So I put them on and I'm like, no, my whole asshole is still out. I take another pair of underwear and you know how like a thong, obviously the front is more coverage. So I flipped it around. So then I I had two pairs of underwear on.

• 44:10Hannah Berner?

  So you are basically thonging yourself from the front end of that. Guillotining yourself.

• 44:17Paige DeSorbo?

  My vagina. I'm like, don't worry, it'll just be a couple hours.

• 44:22Paige DeSorbo?

  If there was any time, any time I was gonna get a UTI, it was in that moment, cause I'm like so, my vagina's like suffocating.

• 44:30Hannah Berner?

  You get to have a UTI?

• 44:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I get to. There's some girls out there that don't even have a vagina and they'd love a UTI.

• 44:39Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that's incredible.

• 44:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so I was like so proud of myself. So I wore sheer capris and this like gold top and I loved my outfit.

• 44:48Hannah Berner?

  Do you know that when someone comes over to give me a spray tan? I don't have a thong. Well, like I do have a thong, but

• 44:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 44:57Hannah Berner?

  The only thong I have is like a lace thong that I've never worn, but I have for emergencies. I'm not wearing a lace thong to get spray tan. So I wear my granny panties and then I just scrunch it in my butt. Like I give myself a wedgie and I go, go for it.

• 45:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, Hannah, I'm going naked.

• 45:12Hannah Berner?

  I'm not going naked. I have, first of all, I have a, I have a family.

• 45:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, wait.

• 45:19Hannah Berner?

  I don't go naked.

• 45:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Am I weird for going naked?

• 45:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 45:25Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm labia out. She's like, kick your leg out. I'm like, for sure, girl.

• 45:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Dude, I'm naked. Even if I have my period, I've got a tampon in there.

• 45:33Hannah Berner?

  And you're just hanging it out?

• 45:35Paige DeSorbo?

  It's two girls. She's spray tanning me. We know what we're here for. No, I'm trying to impress anyone.

• 45:40Hannah Berner?

  I'm a prude. I'm like, also, I'm like, this girl's had a day. She doesn't need to see my labia.

• 45:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I do think when they're like, turn around and bend, I'm like, this is a little uncomfy.

• 45:51Hannah Berner?

  Also, it's like you just met them. I'm like, let's go to first base first, like, second base. Maybe like over time, I'll be like, I'm ready to take my underwear off.

• 45:59Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like, it doesn't even cross my mind. I'm like, yeah.

• 46:02Hannah Berner?

  When you go to a massage, do you take it off?

• 46:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Well, no. No.

• 46:07Hannah Berner?

  Some people do.

• 46:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Take their underwear off during a massage?

• 46:10Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, cuz they're like, I don't want a wedgie when they're like, doing it. Oh, but you have a thong?

• 46:14Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because they're put, there's no way.

• 46:17Hannah Berner?

  Are you wearing a thong at a massage?

• 46:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because you're, sometimes you have to take one leg out. So how are they doing no underwear?

• 46:25Hannah Berner?

  Well, then they put, they put the.

• 46:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And I do like a guy masseuse.

• 46:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Sue me, but their hands are bigger and I dare I say they are stronger. Don't come for me. I do prefer a male masseuse.

• 46:38Hannah Berner?

  It's a, I want a gay male masseuse.

• 46:42Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't care because the first time I ever had a guy masseuse, I literally stopped and I was like, wait, it's so much better when your whole hand is on my whole neck. Like, it feels different, honestly.

• 46:57Hannah Berner?

  Okay, every.

• 46:58Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what I'm trying to say.

• 46:59Hannah Berner?

  Every female masseuse, also saying female, this just turned into a red pill podcast, but every woman masseuse is listening. They've trained their whole lives for this art form and you're like, I want a man.

• 47:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I know.

• 47:10Hannah Berner?

  I think.

• 47:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm part of the problem. I get it.

• 47:12Hannah Berner?

  Some, look, I think it's some men are good, some men are bad. I don't want them to be good looking cuz I don't wanna feel like I'm like on a date.

• 47:19Paige DeSorbo?

  No, absolutely not. Well, I've never like looked them in the face.

• 47:21Hannah Berner?

  If you're gonna be good looking, be like really good looking where I'm like, okay, this is fun. But if they're like, just like, normal, good-looking, I'm like, I don't wanna, I have to like-

• 47:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you think there are any women out here getting like, happy endings at a massage?

• 47:32Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 47:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, where? Do you think it's like, really upscale places that you would like, never think? Or do you think it's like, country clubs? I always think it's country clubs.

• 47:41Hannah Berner?

  Women are doing it, and I need them to start-

• 47:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I need like, a secret anonymous board where they're writing where they're doing it, cuz I just wanna know what's the, what's the vibe.

• 47:51Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I never told you this story, but I went to a place that was, um, seedy, once. Cuz you know me, I'm getting a Groupon.

• 47:58Paige DeSorbo?

  You'll go anywhere.

• 47:59Hannah Berner?

  I'm getting a Groupon.

• 48:00Paige DeSorbo?

  A foot massage, fifteen dollars? Hell yeah, you're there.

• 48:03Hannah Berner?

  At one point in the beginning of the massage, cuz in my head, in the back of my head, I'm like, is this a place where they can-

• 48:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a rub and tug?

• 48:09Hannah Berner?

  I don't know.

• 48:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 48:11Hannah Berner?

  And at one point in the beginning, she says, "Your body's really sexy." So the entire massage, I can't relax. I can't relax, cuz I'm like, she's gonna give me a happy ending. The entire time, I'm, every time she tells me to do something, I'm like, and that's when they stick it in. Like, the whole time, I'm in my head, like, I can't enjoy it at all, I'm freaking out, cuz you know I'm a prude, so I'm freaking out, and then-

• 48:34Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I would've left, I would've been freaking out.

• 48:38Hannah Berner?

  But then at the end, she's like, "Thank you," and then I'm like, "Am I the creep?"

• 48:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe she didn't say sexy, maybe she said-

• 48:44Hannah Berner?

  No, she said sexy. I think, sh- I don't know what happened, but I, I think I was like, sweating at one point, and she's like, "Get out." Like, I was so scared. But isn't it funny if like, she never was gonna do it, and the whole time I thought she was?

• 49:00Paige DeSorbo?

  My gosh.

• 49:01Hannah Berner?

  But then part of me, then like, it's a full hour, so then quarter through, a quarter way through, I was like, "I could do this, like, just do it." Do it for the story.

• 49:10Paige DeSorbo?

  People don't talk about these enough, like, they're out there, they exist, like, there's definitely like, five, uh, oh, a street over in New York City, like-

• 49:18Hannah Berner?

  I do feel like if the men are doing it, the girls should be doing it, it's just, like, harder for women, cuz you have to like, mentally be present. But this is the thing, you got to.

• 49:34Paige DeSorbo?

  You get to have a happy ending.

• 49:36Hannah Berner?

  You get to.

• 49:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 49:38Hannah Berner?

  I think in like, hopefully in like twenty years. The way you go to get a facial, you can just go and get a couple orgasms.

• 49:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I don't want to do that.

• 49:49Hannah Berner?

  And that's your, your Catholic guilt.

• 49:52Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel as bad as, yeah.

• 49:53Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 49:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. I think that's bad. That's naughty.

• 49:57Hannah Berner?

  No, it's not. If people orgasmed more, they'd be, I literally was Googling, I'm like, has Leila from War My Wives had an orgasm yet? Cause it's been three seasons.

• 50:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Has she? No. She's kids.

• 50:07Hannah Berner?

  Apparently she has.

• 50:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, she has now.

• 50:10Hannah Berner?

  I do think like everyone's giggling about it and I'm like, this isn't funny. This is not a joke.

• 50:15Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's not funny.

• 50:16Hannah Berner?

  No, it's not funny at all.

• 50:18Paige DeSorbo?

  It's actually not funny because she's, she has two kids.

• 50:21Hannah Berner?

  She's two kids.

• 50:22Paige DeSorbo?

  She's been married before.

• 50:23Hannah Berner?

  Multiple times.

• 50:24Paige DeSorbo?

  And not one man has given her an orgasm.

• 50:27Hannah Berner?

  And they were joking like, take this toy home. And she's like, I'm like, no. Take the toy home and figure it out.

• 50:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, her exes must be so embarrassed.

• 50:37Hannah Berner?

  I'm upset.

• 50:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Like if I'm any of her ex-boyfriends, I'm changing my name.

• 50:41Hannah Berner?

  Literally has orgasmed and she just loves making all their exes look bad. Like she brings a guy on and she's like, couldn't orgasm with him.

• 50:48Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:49Paige DeSorbo?

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• 53:45Hannah Berner?

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• 53:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No, if I'm wearing a hat. I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 54:05Hannah Berner?

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• 54:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 54:27Hannah Berner?

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• 54:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 54:41Hannah Berner?

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• 54:54Paige DeSorbo?

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• 55:18Hannah Berner?

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• 55:44Paige DeSorbo?

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• 56:18Hannah Berner?

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• 57:02Hannah Berner?

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• 57:13Hannah Berner?

  I love being obsessed with the show like 10 years after everyone's obsessed with it.

• 57:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, it hasn't been on. Season one hasn't been on in four years.

• 57:21Hannah Berner?

  And when you brought it up for the first time, I was like, oh my god, I don't care about this show. But she's asking her family if she could do like a sex toy promo, which, early on in my career, I did a lot of sex toy promos because sexual wellness is important. It's part of the patriarchy to tell us that we shouldn't know our bodies and understand our bodies and that's sexual wellness. And actually, you live longer when you have more orgasms. So anyway, I digress.

• 57:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Me and Grace just looked at each other like you were gonna start yelling at us.

• 57:53Hannah Berner?

  By the way, do you know that there's NYX makeup came out with a butt mask, like for your butt cheek, like it covers your butt cheek and it like helps whatever women are...

• 58:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Like exfoliated?

• 58:09Hannah Berner?

  I don't know, but like the girls are excited about it.

• 58:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a brightening mask?

• 58:15Hannah Berner?

  For your butt?

• 58:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like a turmeric.

• 58:17Hannah Berner?

  Not like a bleach.

• 58:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Like a turmeric mask?

• 58:20Hannah Berner?

  Turmeric?

• 58:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, turmeric.

• 58:22Hannah Berner?

  Like a turmeric?

• 58:24Paige DeSorbo?

  A turmeric mask, like, it's like orange, it's actually like that color.

• 58:29Hannah Berner?

  Oh? Wait, say turmeric again. Turmeric, turmeric, turmeric.

• 58:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Turmeric.

• 58:34Hannah Berner?

  Turmeric.

• 58:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, I will beat you into this fucking microphone.

• 58:41Hannah Berner?

  We go, we're like a hockey.

• 58:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Hit someone. It's like you hit someone.

• 58:46Hannah Berner?

  We're like in a hockey game where when it gets, we start fighting, we then go, just let him fight it out.

• 58:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like you've never hit your brother before, or like your little cousin, or like you.

• 58:56Hannah Berner?

  No, cuz he was younger than me, so it was like, I would get in trouble if I hit him. I think when I was like really little, I probably hit him, smacked him around a bit. I remember once I squeezed his head cuz I couldn't hit him, so I just squeezed his head.

• 59:07Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like the last time I like really hit someone was my brother and I feel like I was like in college.

• 59:11Hannah Berner?

  Brother, I would beat the shit out of him.

• 59:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Yeah, people always talk about like sisters, how they fight, like.

• 59:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I was still fighting too at home, it's just like mine was way less fair.

• 59:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 59:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Like.

• 59:23Hannah Berner?

  I also feel like playing sports, I was like hitting tennis balls every day, like I played basketball where I was like.

• 59:29Paige DeSorbo?

  You were getting your aggression out.

• 59:30Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like I, that's how I.

• 59:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to run, hide, hit.

• 59:35Hannah Berner?

  Stop, drop and roll.

• 59:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I had to hit and then make sure I had a clear exit plan because then I would be fucked. If I was planning an execution, I had to also have an exit route.

• 59:48Hannah Berner?

  Well, shout out to Stuart Pullerton, my favorite joke she does is if you hit, if, don't trust guys with sisters. Cuz it means.

• 59:56Paige DeSorbo?

  They can hit women.

• 59:57Hannah Berner?

  They hit women.

• 59:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Very easily, like I would.

• 1:00:00Hannah Berner?

  They've hit a woman, they wanna do it again.

• 1:00:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Like run, unplug like any type of gaming device and then run away.

• 1:00:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Can my ass be.

• 1:00:08Hannah Berner?

  That's iconic though, cuz he'll never recover that game.

• 1:00:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, because you're just, and then you run, this would be quick action.

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  I hope Taylor Swift does that to Travis Kelsey every now and then.

• 1:00:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait.

• 1:00:18Hannah Berner?

  MSG?

• 1:00:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, is that, if that's not real?

• 1:00:21Hannah Berner?

  It's real.

• 1:00:21Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think so.

• 1:00:23Hannah Berner?

  I have sources.

• 1:00:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, uh, let's take a bet right now. I think that that is gonna end up being like a crazy rumor. You think that that's 100% true?

• 1:00:33Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Where in MSG?

• 1:00:36Hannah Berner?

  Great question, I mean, they're inviting like everyone they've ever met. She's going hard, but you know what, good for her, like she wants a wedding, she wants a moment.

• 1:00:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Logistically though.

• 1:00:47Hannah Berner?

  She does the Eras Tour. This is nothing for her.

• 1:00:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but I'm saying like, logistically, is it she's walking down, everyone's in the

• 1:00:56Hannah Berner?

  Why is it giving Joel Osteen?

• 1:00:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, where are they all sitting in the stands or it's everyone's gonna be on the floor? She's walking down the aisle or is she coming out from like?

• 1:01:07Hannah Berner?

  Okay, these are really good questions, actually, because

• 1:01:10Paige DeSorbo?

  How are they decorating MSG?

• 1:01:12Hannah Berner?

  Also, is there part of people that like are just in the stands watching? And then there's people that are actually in

• 1:01:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, are they gonna take down the jerseys? Cause like aesthetic.

• 1:01:22Hannah Berner?

  Are they gonna put it in the ice?

• 1:01:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think it's true. There's no way. I think that's so crazy.

• 1:01:28Hannah Berner?

  Unless she's pulling a fast one.

• 1:01:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I think it's like a big hoax.

• 1:01:33Hannah Berner?

  And she wants people to be distracted and she's just gonna be like in a backyard in Rhode Island.

• 1:01:37Paige DeSorbo?

  That's what I think. I think it's gonna be at like a very beautiful estate that's like a couple hundred people.

• 1:01:43Hannah Berner?

  You know what it is? Cause that's what you want.

• 1:01:45Paige DeSorbo?

  That's what I think I should have.

• 1:01:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Just something low key, but so chic you die.

• 1:01:54Hannah Berner?

  Are you still into Italy?

• 1:01:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Two hundred of my closest friends.

• 1:01:56Hannah Berner?

  Are you still into Italy?

• 1:01:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Having a wedding in Italy?

• 1:01:58Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:00Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because you wanna know what I've heard from like a lot of girlfriends who have gotten married there? Like, you have to have an Italian wedding planner.

• 1:02:07Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that's where you put the foot down?

• 1:02:09Paige DeSorbo?

  That's her, actually.

• 1:02:09Hannah Berner?

  Cause you're like, the whole time they'll be like

• 1:02:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, they'll do nothing.

• 1:02:13Hannah Berner?

  They'll be in lunch, they'll be eating lunch the whole time.

• 1:02:15Paige DeSorbo?

  They'll do nothing. They'll be like, actually, we're off this week. So that's crazy. So you can't trust them.

• 1:02:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they randomly go to church during like

• 1:02:26Paige DeSorbo?

  They'd be like, it's fine. You don't need chairs for everyone.

• 1:02:29Hannah Berner?

  They'll just pray to Saint Anthony for everything and you're like, no, you actually have to call someone.

• 1:02:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Hannah Berner?

  By the way, our Dunkin' Refreshers are so, so good. I got the Mako pineapple, obviously, with green tea.

• 1:02:41Paige DeSorbo?

  And I got strawberry dragon fruit. Wait, did you also see how the videos about the FIFA players? Being like, wait, the American heat is like so insane. Like, they're so hot here.

• 1:02:55Hannah Berner?

  Really? Cause Europe is super hot.

• 1:02:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, and they, and we have air conditioning.

• 1:03:01Hannah Berner?

  I think they just don't wanna go to New Jersey.

• 1:03:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow.

• 1:03:04Hannah Berner?

  They're making up excuses.

• 1:03:05Paige DeSorbo?

  A lot of things happen there.

• 1:03:06Hannah Berner?

  They're making up excuses.

• 1:03:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I am so confused why it is in New Jersey, though. I just think that's like so dumb.

• 1:03:13Hannah Berner?

  Well, they do, they do a lot of sporting events in New Jersey.

• 1:03:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, but this is like so many fucking peop- this is like so many more people I feel like.

• 1:03:21Hannah Berner?

  I've never seen you more passionate about something.

• 1:03:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, because where are all these people gonna park?

• 1:03:26Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I'm gonna go to sleep tonight!

• 1:03:30Paige DeSorbo?

  The traffic in New York City is gonna be so insane.

• 1:03:34Hannah Berner?

  Well, it's like they're doing the Olympics in LA.

• 1:03:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Why?

• 1:03:40Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate these big group sporting events.

• 1:03:42Hannah Berner?

  I know.

• 1:03:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, I guess they get to though.

• 1:03:45Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, they get to, they get to. Um, you guys, lastly, we got to number one on Hulu, cuz of the gigglers.

• 1:03:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 1:03:54Hannah Berner?

  Cuz of the fucking gigglers. I live for the gigglers, I die by the gigglers, I do everything for the gigglers.

• 1:03:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you feel like relieved now?

• 1:04:01Hannah Berner?

  I've, I feel just so happy that I can put out something and people will watch it.

• 1:04:08Paige DeSorbo?

  That's, yes.

• 1:04:09Hannah Berner?

  That, no, but as an artist-

• 1:04:11Paige DeSorbo?

  You get to, yeah.

• 1:04:12Hannah Berner?

  Like, you get to. Wait, I didn't even mean to say it.

• 1:04:14Paige DeSorbo?

  You get to put out art.

• 1:04:16Hannah Berner?

  Like, so many people put out art and they want people to see it, but no one sees it. The fact that, like, I have people excited to watch it and enjoy it makes me wanna cry.

• 1:04:24Paige DeSorbo?

  That is so sweet.

• 1:04:25Hannah Berner?

  Thank you. So, anyone, if you guys enjoyed it, stream it again today. Tell one person, a friend of me, an enemy, an ex, um, a lover.

• 1:04:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, imagine texting, just randomly texting your ex, being like, "Hey, you should watch Hannah Berner's special."

• 1:04:38Hannah Berner?

  And don't be specific.

• 1:04:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I like wanna do, I'm gonna do that.

• 1:04:40Hannah Berner?

  That'll be great. He'll learn something. He'll learn something for sure. Um, so I love you guys so much for supporting our art. Um, and we'll talk to you later. Thank you Duncan for partnering with us.

• 1:04:54Paige DeSorbo?

  For this episode.

• 1:04:55Hannah Berner?

  So good.

• 1:04:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I was falling asleep.

• 1:04:57Hannah Berner?

  Refreshers.

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