LOWKEY KINDA CHILL Ft. Gracin (@emgracedawg) | Episode 188

This week, our second-ever guest on the podcast Gracin (@emgracedawg) makes a highly anticipated return to the show!! Drew and Gracin unpack Love Island, putting crystals under someone’s pillow to make them fall in love, rural blueberry festivals, working sales at the Apple store, Chuck E. Cheese parking lot makeouts, and so much more. Gracin IG: https://www.instagram.com/emgracedawg/?hl=en Gracin Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emgracedawg?lang=en Follow The Comment Section on IG! https://www.instagram.com/thecommentsection/ eBay is the place for pre-loved and vintage fashion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:29Speaker 01

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• 1:02Speaker 02

  I love when the guy, it's like he's 18 in high school, but he's like played by like a 30-year-old man. It's like my favorite thing. Like, you're a full-grown adult and they're like talking about like-

• 1:12Drew Afualo?

  You have 5 o'clock shadow and it's 9:00 in the morning. So what's that about?

• 1:16Speaker 02

  They're like, "We're gonna be late for first period." What? You're 40.

• 1:27Drew Afualo?

  Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show. Sorry, me, your fave, who cares about me. Onto the guests. Today, we have an all-star, the second episode ever of the Comment Section, the iconic, the hilarious M. Grace Dog, AKA Grayson. Woo! Welcome back to the show.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  Thank you so much.

• 1:47Drew Afualo?

  My second episode in the history of time ever.

• 1:49Speaker 02

  I know, it's kind of iconic.

• 1:51Drew Afualo?

  And look at us.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:52Drew Afualo?

  We're so grown up now.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  We are.

• 1:54Drew Afualo?

  We've both had our blood.

• 1:55Speaker 02

  I had a mullet.

• 1:57Drew Afualo?

  You did have a mullet.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  I had a mullet.

• 1:59Drew Afualo?

  And a fade, like on the side.

• 2:01Speaker 02

  I know, what? And y'all were gassing me about it too, that's so wrong.

• 2:06Drew Afualo?

  And you guys didn't say anything about it.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  You guys really looks good, like.

• 2:11Drew Afualo?

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• 2:55Speaker 02

  I've been good, vibing.

• 2:57Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 2:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:58Drew Afualo?

  Just kinda meandering.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:00Drew Afualo?

  Being hilarious, you know?

• 3:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm just trying to survive.

• 3:03Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 3:04Drew Afualo?

  That's all you can do at this point.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  I'm just like, holding on, like.

• 3:07Drew Afualo?

  For dear life.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, just trying not to fall off the mountain. But I'm on it. Yeah.

• 3:14Drew Afualo?

  I think you're killing it, honestly.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 3:16Drew Afualo?

  I do wanna say, I remember distinctly from our first episode together. When I had texted you, I was like, hey, like, we sent cut downs and stuff. Uh, you read them all and you messaged me. I remember it so distinctly because it made me laugh. And you said, hi, I did watch them, they're so great. Could you, is there any way that you guys could send me one where I'm talking too and not just saying? No, yeah, totally.

• 3:41Drew Afualo?

  I remember laughing so hard because I was like, I, I hadn't watched them, so I was like, oh, let me go look and watch. I watched them, it's me yapping my fucking ass off and then you going, no, yeah, totally.

• 3:53Drew Afualo?

  Like in every fucking one.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  Oh my god, wait.

• 3:55Drew Afualo?

  Would you mind sending me one where I'm also talking?

• 4:00Drew Afualo?

  Hey, notes taken.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  I was really embarrassed when I watched that episode back. Cause I literally, everything you said, I was like, no, like, yeah. That's all I said. I didn't know.

• 4:10Drew Afualo?

  After we sent you, I was like, yeah, let me have someone cut you new ones. We sent you new ones and you liked those and then you were like, I watched the whole episode and I'm realizing I did actually only say that.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  No, literally. No, it wasn't even your fault. Like sending, it's not like you were just sending me cuts where I was saying that, like I was saying that the entire, there was nothing for you to cut. Like I didn't say literally one word. That's so bad.

• 4:33Drew Afualo?

  But I appreciated, I appreciated you telling me. I'm glad that you were honest with me.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Thank you, yeah.

• 4:39Drew Afualo?

  And it was so funny. I like, I laughed out loud when I read it and I said, wait, let me go watch them. And then I realized you aren't really talking that much in them.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:46Drew Afualo?

  I'm talking, I'm just, I'm talking.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  Yeah. And it was like, I don't know why I've been on, most podcasts I've been on, I end up talking about like anxious attachment. Like I can't talk about that anymore. Like that was our episode topic. Like how fucking embarrassing that like every time we're on a podcast, I'm like anxious, anxious and avoidant attachment. Like can you shut the fuck up? Like.

• 5:10Drew Afualo?

  Well, to be fair to you, uh, in those early days, we were a completely different format at that point.

• 5:16Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 5:17Drew Afualo?

  So we had to have themes, we had to have TikToks, we had to like, I remember too, at the time, someone was trying to work in games and I was like, you know, this is not a Japanese game show, so I'm really not interested in that. Like, I, I wanna be silly and have bits. Like over time, it's evolved into something else entirely. I think this is more our speed.

• 5:37Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 5:37Drew Afualo?

  I did give you quite the obstacle course when you first came. Like my first line of defense people that came in the first season, I appreciate y'all. The show was very strange and different at the time.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, and like, did we do a game? I don't remember.

• 5:52Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, we did some sort of like this or that kind of game. And I was, and does that sound like me?

• 5:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 6:00Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, do you guys mind if I just like fucking talk instead? And not bring it, we even got rid of like the TikToks and everything too. Because, and the reason that happened, cause some people have asked like, oh, I love that you, you've shifted the show entirely away from TikToks, like which is, was the goal. But the reason why we phased that out was because as I started getting more and more people that are not brain rotted like us, um, they would be like, I don't. I don't understand like I'd read it. I'd read the description of the TikTok. I read the comment and I'd be like, do you have any thoughts? And they'd be like, on what? Like they're not listening to me. And I was like, you know, like this TikTok, they're doing this. Why would they say that? Forget it.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:39Drew Afualo?

  Forget it. Um, what are you afraid of any animals? Like I just started bringing up new shit to talk about.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:43Drew Afualo?

  Celebrities, they don't have the rain rot we do.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Right. They don't know like the trending audios.

• 6:48Drew Afualo?

  They, yeah, they really don't.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  I speak in those.

• 6:51Drew Afualo?

  I speak. Do you have any faves right now?

• 6:56Drew Afualo?

  I have one. I was just explaining. I was just explaining to Dace in the green room that like one of them is that Denzel Washington, I think it's in the equalizer for me right now, where he's going like, where are your witnesses? And where the fuck are your witnesses?

• 7:08Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:08Drew Afualo?

  Like, yeah, see, that's why I'm saying it's new.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  There's too many.

• 7:11Drew Afualo?

  Wait for it.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 7:13Drew Afualo?

  The other day I was telling Daze like, oh my God, bro. That was another one that I was using, but that's an old one.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  I don't know that one either.

• 7:20Drew Afualo?

  Yes, you do. You know that one.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Do it again?

• 7:23Drew Afualo?

  No.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  I just wanted you to do it again. I don't know. Maybe I do know it. What's like a good one right now? I've been watching a lot of dances.

• 7:36Drew Afualo?

  Just for fun?

• 7:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:37Drew Afualo?

  Do you like to dance?

• 7:38Speaker 02

  No, literally never. No.

• 7:41Drew Afualo?

  What kind of dances? Like the cat side gap ad one? I've been seeing that one a lot.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  I've been seeing that one a lot. I like the ones where they like, they like go like this.

• 7:52Drew Afualo?

  Oh, like they, they go like, like a dolphin?

• 7:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're like a question mark.

• 7:58Drew Afualo?

  Yes, I do know that one.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  I like watching those. I don't know. Or like cooking videos.

• 8:05Drew Afualo?

  You like cooking videos?

• 8:06Speaker 02

  I do.

• 8:06Drew Afualo?

  That doesn't seem like something you would love to watch on your for you page to me.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  My for you page is so weird.

• 8:12Drew Afualo?

  It's, it's weird or is it boring?

• 8:15Speaker 02

  Clock.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  Um, it could be boring. Yeah. I mean, I like cooking videos and, um, Women's basketball.

• 8:26Drew Afualo?

  OT.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  A lot of that.

• 8:27Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. I saw they banned bags from the games for some of them.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  Why are you throwing straps at the players?

• 8:34Drew Afualo?

  I don't know. I'm not sure.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  I don't understand, like, why, like, are you going to, like, NBA games and throwing, like, magnums at the players? Like, no.

• 8:43Drew Afualo?

  No, you're throwing those pocket pussies at them. Just kind of switch it up a little bit, you know what I mean?

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, come on.

• 8:49Drew Afualo?

  I know, I don't, I don't understand the appeal there either. I was thinking, like, are they picturing it almost like opera when they throw roses at the end? You know, they throw them at their feet and they're like, bravo. Whatever the fuck. I don't know what they'd be saying in operas.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Like, let's just say one of them were like, pick it up. Like, what do you, you want them to put it on? Like, for the whole stadium? Or like, what, like, I don't understand, like, what's the end result, like? And I hope they're new. Yeah, shock and awe.

• 9:20Drew Afualo?

  Shock and awe, I think, more than anything.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  Cause who's gonna pick it up? You don't know if it's where that's been.

• 9:26Drew Afualo?

  Used, right.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  Disgusting. I'm sorry. If I found on the ground, you can pay me to touch it.

• 9:33Drew Afualo?

  No, now would I take a picture of it and put it in my dump? Yes.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:37Drew Afualo?

  Probably.

• 9:37Speaker 02

  Like a normal person.

• 9:38Drew Afualo?

  Like a normal person with brain rot, that's probably what I would do.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Right. It's just straight people. You're like the only, like, okay one. I really mean that.

• 9:47Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that's true. I hear that a lot, honestly.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  You really are, like, but, and you're like, collect, I was telling Carrie, like, you're collecting lesbians, like, it's crazy.

• 9:57Drew Afualo?

  Fuck, yeah.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  I, I was looking at your page because I was like, what do I wear? Like, what are her guests wearing? Lesbian, lesbian, like, your last guest, like, lesbian, lesbian, lesbian.

• 10:08Drew Afualo?

  Five in a row.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  They're all gay.

• 10:10Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  They're your favorite.

• 10:12Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they are, absolutely. Lesbians and me, one.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Collecting them.

• 10:16Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like, uh, Hina called me gay adjacent. Like, I run parallel to y'all.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah.

• 10:21Drew Afualo?

  Which I was like, I mean, in all ways but physical, yeah, for sure.

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:26Drew Afualo?

  Like, we're alike and like-minded in many ways. That's why even Jake Cornell, when he came on, he's like, well, you're not annoying about it, like, being straight.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:34Drew Afualo?

  So he's like, you're not, like, all in my fucking face about it, so that's why it doesn't bother me.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Well, also it doesn't bother me because your man is, like, nice.

• 10:42Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Like, you know what I mean?

• 10:44Drew Afualo?

  Totally.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Like, if you're dating, like, some, like, I don't know, like. Fuck ass dude, it's like, how, what do I have in common with you? You know, like, I don't have anything to talk to you about.

• 10:57Drew Afualo?

  I made a joke once on Caleb's podcast where he was talking about Grindr. And we were talking, I don't even remember how we got there, but we were talking about like stinky butt play. I don't even remember how we got there. I don't, I couldn't, I couldn't tell you if I tried, right? Um, but when he said stinky butt play on Grindr, I'm like, ask me, will you guys into stinky butt play? And I'm like, the two questions are, can you host and do you like a stinky butt? And someone and someone clipped that and put it on TikTok and said, how does she know that? Can you host? I know everything, that's why. I'm, I'm well versed.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  Maybe in a past life.

• 11:34Drew Afualo?

  Maybe, who knows? Maybe in a current alternate universe, like my MCU universe, maybe in another timeline.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  Maybe so.

• 11:41Drew Afualo?

  Who fucking knows?

• 11:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:43Drew Afualo?

  Even when I said I'm a token straight recently, I was talking about being a token straight and everybody in my comments, what the fuck? Not even a little bit gay? Not even fucking a little?

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:54Drew Afualo?

  That's fucked up. Well, you know what? I will say too, another thing about lesbians that I find so funny is y'all love reality TV in a way that I think you intersect with straight women.

• 12:06Speaker 02

  That's so true.

• 12:06Drew Afualo?

  But they don't understand that. Like, straight women don't understand that concept.

• 12:10Speaker 02

  Right.

• 12:10Drew Afualo?

  But like, me and Dayce joked about this, like, the amount of gay friends that we both share and have that were posting about Love Island, like their lives depended on that shit, and you were one of them.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Oh, my God. I was like, living and breathing for, that was like my only reason to live during that time. I was like, well, I can't jump today because like, I need to see like what happens to Ciara. Like, is she gonna get kicked out? Like, you know, it was keeping me alive.

• 12:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you're like postponed.

• 12:38Speaker 02

  No, postponed. Now it's like, not so much, but.

• 12:42Drew Afualo?

  You need another Love Island in your life?

• 12:44Speaker 02

  I do. They need to have that all year for a girl like me. Like, it's scary.

• 12:49Drew Afualo?

  What do you like about Love Island?

• 12:53Speaker 02

  I just like, well, I like to criticize them, of course.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  I like to pick them apart, of course, psychoanalyze them.

• 13:02Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  Um, yeah.

• 13:05Drew Afualo?

  A lot of gay people love the Love Island, and I think it's like, that is a straight person Stanford prison experiment.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  Right, no, yeah.

• 13:12Drew Afualo?

  That is their version of the Stanford prison experiment.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  No, actually.

• 13:14Drew Afualo?

  Is being locked in that house together.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  Totally. I mean, but they are like also really dumb, I think, too. Like, because I would try and like, you know, cut them some slack, like when they're like making really bad decisions, like, you know, they have no sleep. They have no, they don't get to drink at all, like, they have no, they don't even know what time it is.

• 13:34Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like they're going stir crazy almost, yeah.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  But then I'm like, at the same time, maybe you're also just dumb, too.

• 13:41Drew Afualo?

  Who knows? We're holding space for it at least.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Like, some of them, at least, but...

• 13:46Drew Afualo?

  Especially the men. One of the funniest things I thought, because I only watched the first episode. That's all I watched of this last season. I, I gave up after that because I was like, over an hour, you're fucking nuts. Like, I can't watch them do that for that long. But when I was watching, I was like, I am obsessed with them, like, when they're initially in the villa, they're getting to know each other, they're coupled up at this point. They're kind of getting to know each other. They'll say things like, you like Mexican food? And they go, yeah, and they go, me too. And then they're like, kismet connection, is it? Or do generally speaking, most people like Mexican food?

• 14:24Drew Afualo?

  Dig a little deeper, I would say, before you like hit your wagon to this, you know what I'm saying? I just thought it was so, you like Blue Gatorade? And then in their interview, I don't know, I just, I'm feeling a connection, I'm feeling something very serious moving in me.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're like, he made me avocado toast, like, how did he know I like that? Has, does anyone not like avocado toast?

• 14:46Drew Afualo?

  Like, you're looking at a ninety percent chance you're gonna like it.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, come on. They're just like, I also, maybe they're like, reaching. I mean, they want their airtime.

• 14:57Drew Afualo?

  Totally.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  I'd be reaching, I'd be like avocado toast, like, we are fucking, like, so we're locked in, because I'd be like, I'm making it towards the end.

• 15:05Drew Afualo?

  No, totally. I, I told Deus, I was like, my game plan, if I was in that villa, would solely be to like latch myself to the weakest man mentally. And suck, like, I succubus bitch, like, I'm like, you're never gonna leave me because you are going to be attached to me. Like, I was like, I really do think I could make it, I could force a man, and by force, I mean, like, by his own free will, to just stay with me just because. I really do believe that about myself. I feel like I could be like, no, we're together. And then he'd be like, okay. And just kind of listen to me.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  And that's how men work, I feel. I mean, I'm a lesbian.

• 15:39Drew Afualo?

  Generally speaking, yeah.

• 15:39Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 15:41Drew Afualo?

  That's pretty much it.

• 15:42Speaker 02

  I'd be like whispering in their ear at night, like, you love me so much, don't you? I'd be like doing like,

• 15:47Drew Afualo?

  hypnotism?

• 15:48Speaker 02

  Hypnotherapy, like, while they're sleeping, like, tomorrow, you're gonna ask me to be exclusive.

• 15:55Drew Afualo?

  Have you tried that method ever?

• 15:57Speaker 02

  No, I should, though. I mean, I have put crystals under someone's pillow.

• 16:00Drew Afualo?

  Just because?

• 16:01Speaker 02

  It didn't work. Well, it was a rose quartz. It was, it was like, fall in love with me. It didn't work.

• 16:07Drew Afualo?

  No?

• 16:08Speaker 02

  But I have been, I have done some, like, bruheria, like, witchy shit.

• 16:12Drew Afualo?

  Love, me too.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  You have to.

• 16:14Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you have, sometimes you have to. I literally, I call myself a witch in training, because Tefi has been teaching me a lot, because she is a full-blown fucking witch. Sometimes I'll tell her something, I'm like, hey, did you see this about this person? And she goes, yeah, and guess who lit a candle on my altar for that person six months ago? So you're welcome. And we'll, we'll laugh about it. So like, she's been teaching me a lot of bruheria like that. I have, I literally, to this day, she taught me this, like, eight months ago. Uh, I have someone's name in a jar that's frozen in a bunch of sour, spicy, awful shit, and put it in my freezer, because they were talking shit on me.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  Wait, really?

• 16:50Drew Afualo?

  And I was sick of hearing from them, and I was like, she told me, this is exactly what you do, and she, like, wrote it all out for me.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 16:56Drew Afualo?

  Did that spell prayed to my ancestors, put it in there. Not one peep since.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  That's amazing. That, yeah, she's on some real like South Florida Bruhedia shit. I should DM her about that cuz she probably, I trust, I trust her.

• 17:10Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you and me both.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:12Drew Afualo?

  Honestly. Oh, any other shows you're liking? You're loving, living, laughing, loving?

• 17:17Speaker 02

  It's embarrassing.

• 17:19Drew Afualo?

  Let's hear it.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  I really like Vampire Diaries. Sorry. You do?

• 17:24Drew Afualo?

  I loved that fucking show.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  I like, I really do eat up like high school white girl shows. Like I can't help it. Like that Gossip Girl, the OC, I'm like, yes, like I don't know what it is.

• 17:35Drew Afualo?

  Just the straightest girl shows like ever. You're eating up.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  I love when the guy, it's like he's eighteen in high school, but he's like played by like a thirty year old man. Like my favorite thing. Like you're a full grown adult and they're like talking about like.

• 17:48Drew Afualo?

  You have five o'clock shadow and it's nine in the morning. So what's that about?

• 17:51Speaker 02

  They're like, we're gonna be late for first period.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  What? You're forty.

• 17:58Drew Afualo?

  When I showed, I tried to show, uh, my fiance, I tried to show him Vampire Diaries cuz I was like, the first season's cringy a little bit, but two to like five is unbelievable. Like I was like, it's so fucking cinema, in my opinion.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  It's like, they're on to some, it's good.

• 18:15Drew Afualo?

  They are. I'm like, this is real television. Bring this shit back.

• 18:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:19Drew Afualo?

  I need me some of this. And I was like showing him the very first episode, which by the way, in the very first episode, when Elena and Bonnie walk into school, I watched this recently, so that's how I remember.

• 18:29Speaker 02

  Okay, I watched it recently too.

• 18:31Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they walk into school and Bonnie's talking about this jacket that she hates that she's wearing. And she's like, yeah, I wore this and someone said I looked like a, and then used a transphobic slur. And I said.

• 18:43Speaker 02

  Wait, I didn't even notice that.

• 18:44Drew Afualo?

  Go rewatch it when you get home. I li- I literally rewinded it three times cuz I was like, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking, and then they, it's in the subtitles.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  What? Oh my god.

• 18:54Drew Afualo?

  You have to rewatch it and please text me when you see it. Cuz like, I, I was blown away. And when they walk in and then when she runs into Stefan for the first time. My man, first time seeing it ever, he pauses it goes, that guy's supposed to be in high school.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 19:09Drew Afualo?

  That guy?

• 19:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:10Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, you know what? Forget it.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:12Drew Afualo?

  You can't suspend disbelief. You can't watch this with me.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  Right.

• 19:15Drew Afualo?

  You have to, you have to suspend, you have to leave it at the door.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  Oh my god, that scene is so corny when she like comes out of the bathroom and they like do the thing where they're like both trying to move out of the way and they're like, and she like looks at him like literally she's Sabrina Carpenter like, she looks at him and she's like, I'm sorry.

• 19:31Drew Afualo?

  Boy in room.

• 19:32Speaker 02

  No, literally, like, I'm like,

• 19:34Drew Afualo?

  Boy in homeroom?

• 19:35Speaker 02

  But I eat that shit up. I'm like, yeah, that's your man. You don't know it yet.

• 19:41Drew Afualo?

  Go get your fucking man.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Oh my god, yeah.

• 19:43Drew Afualo?

  What team were you? Did you have a favorite team?

• 19:45Speaker 02

  I like her with Stefan more, sorry.

• 19:47Drew Afualo?

  Me too!

• 19:48Speaker 02

  I do, cause like, I feel like her and Damon, it's just like, whatever, like go, get back with Stefan. What are you doing?

• 19:55Drew Afualo?

  I'm not, uh, this is not a joke. When I was a freshman in college, I was still wa- like Vampire Diaries was still on, like actively, and I was still watching, and it was, spoiler alert, it was the episode where they officially like their bond is fucking broken for real, and they are never gonna get back together. When they sit at that fireplace and they're like, always friends? And then he goes, yeah, I turned that shit off. I said, fuck this show.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  Fuck you!

• 20:20Drew Afualo?

  And I swear to god, I didn't watch another episode after.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 20:22Drew Afualo?

  I was so angry. I was like, you are, have wasted my time for three years. Are you fucking kidding me?

• 20:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:29Drew Afualo?

  Cause they were, even when they separated, it was still kind of like, oh, maybe they'll, when they broke that bond, I said, fuck this show.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:36Drew Afualo?

  And I never watched again.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  And then, yeah, I never even, I'm like re-watching it and I still have never seen the last season where she leaves, cause I'm like,

• 20:43Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  Why even make the show? I don't wanna watch it without, like, she's the whole thing. Why do they do that?

• 20:49Drew Afualo?

  That's like, kind of her thing.

• 20:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, like what? I don't need to watch without her.

• 20:54Drew Afualo?

  I loved, I loved, uh, Stefan with her the most, but like, it felt like the summer I turned pretty where like, everyone's like, well, obviously I'm team Damon, obviously.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  Right.

• 21:06Drew Afualo?

  And I was like, me, going against the grain.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:09Drew Afualo?

  You know, they called Jesus a madman once, I'm sure. Everybody hated him because he told the truth.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:14Drew Afualo?

  So that's you and me as team Stefan.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  Right, people want to be like, do the different thing.

• 21:20Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 21:21Speaker 02

  Even though it's like, everyone's doing it, it's like they want, like, she was originally with him, so they wanna be like, team Damon.

• 21:28Drew Afualo?

  Contrarian, yeah.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, right.

• 21:30Drew Afualo?

  Any other shows that you love?

• 21:32Speaker 02

  Um.

• 21:33Drew Afualo?

  Oh, you said the OC Gossip Girl. I've never watched those ones.

• 21:36Speaker 02

  Get on that.

• 21:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, Jason watched Gossip Girl. She really liked Gossip Girl.

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Gossip Girl hits.

• 21:40Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I know who Gossip Girl is. I found out.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  Oh, I didn't know.

• 21:45Drew Afualo?

  And that proves the theory, the messiest bitch you know is a man.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  Right.

• 21:49Drew Afualo?

  It's always a man.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  But it's like-

• 21:50Drew Afualo?

  Gossip Girl's proof.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  But these shows are so ass, cuz like I don't even, they fucking pulled that out of their ass, like in the last fucking, the writers were in there like, fuck, what do we do? What do we do? Like, and they just made him Gossip Girl. Like, it doesn't, if you re-watch it, it doesn't make any sense.

• 22:03Drew Afualo?

  Really?

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Same with Pretty Little Liars, like with A.

• 22:06Drew Afualo?

  That one got to a point where I was like, you're, at this point, it's turning into Breaking Bad. I can't watch it anymore.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  It was so bad in the end.

• 22:14Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it was hor- they just tried to plot twist it too many fucking times. And I read those books, too.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 22:20Drew Afualo?

  So I was gagged by the ending in the books. I was like, no fucking way. And then when I watched the show, I was like, what?

• 22:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:26Drew Afualo?

  And then they team up with the evil sister at one point. I'm like, I, I can't even be bothered.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  It was so dumb. Cuz I-

• 22:32Drew Afualo?

  A mess.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  I kept watching cuz I really thought that they were, it was all gonna like make sense, but I was like thirteen, so I didn't realize that like writers are like, not doing that. They're just totally not doing that. I would, thought it was all gonna like, no.

• 22:47Drew Afualo?

  I made a joke about Love Island, um, where I said that, like, first of all, that people were watching it like they were in the Situation Room, like this, like they were handling it like, it was just a crisis, a national crises. And they were also watching it like how rich people watch poor people kill each other in Squid Game. That's how I felt like it was being watched. Like, they were like, do it, do it, do it, kill each other, kill each other.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  No, it's, it's just like, the internet has gone to a point where it's like, what, like, they were like waiting to like, crucify everybody, but they were, but then they were like, at the same time, like, wanted, like-

• 23:23Drew Afualo?

  Favorites and stuff.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, it's just like too much. Like, they, it was so bad, like-

• 23:29Drew Afualo?

  I know, and I was really just absolutely shocked at the quality of man on that show. I was just, I could not believe, like, the stark difference in looks between men and women on that, on that season. And I was like, well, no wonder it's turning into Lord of the Flies.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  Oh, my god.

• 23:44Drew Afualo?

  scraps in there.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  I made a video about that. I literally had to private it because it got on the wrong side of TikTok. Because all these guys were like, look at you, you're fucking fat and ugly. Like, in my, because I was like, all the men are so like ugly. Like, I feel bad for these women. And I like wake up the next morning and all these men are like, look at you, pig. And I'm like, this was on the wrong side of TikTok.

• 24:05Drew Afualo?

  You should have sent it to me.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  I should have. Wait, you're like, the girl for that.

• 24:12Drew Afualo?

  I'm the, I'm the big fat pig that they harass most times. More, more often than not, I'm the big fat pig.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  Welcome to the club.

• 24:22Speaker 02

  I mean, yeah, that's fine.

• 24:23Drew Afualo?

  Even recently, I had a man harassing me for like over eight days, made seventeen videos about me.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  What?

• 24:29Drew Afualo?

  In a sixteen minute long YouTube video.

• 24:31Speaker 02

  What?

• 24:32Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, all because I said his hairline started on the back of his neck and like that just really upset him. To that point, which, you know, is what it is.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:42Drew Afualo?

  But I started getting hate comments from men, which is normal for me, but like in the years I've been doing this, like it, that hasn't happened in a while. Because most dudes learn the hard way, like that fucking with me never gives you a career of any kind. And I had a guy comment that I made a video about, and he said, I would never, if it was between you and him, I, and I'm a straight man. I would pick him every time. And I thought to myself, I literally was like, do you guys like read these out loud?

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, what?

• 25:14Drew Afualo?

  Press post, like before you press send to me on this shit, do you read it to yourself and think like, that's, that's gonna get her?

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was like, that's a banger. That's gonna get her.

• 25:27Drew Afualo?

  Alright, I'm sorry you were getting hate comments from men.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  Thanks, it's okay. It's like, it's really scary because like.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  I forget there's like that side of the world. I feel like I'm so, I mean, I do feel like my videos get pushed out to like everyone.

• 25:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, totally.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  Like not just gay people, but then it's like.

• 25:48Drew Afualo?

  But when straight men come in, you're like, what are you doing?

• 25:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, or it's like the second you have like, they feel a little bit insulted. It's like over.

• 25:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, oh totally.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  No going back. Even sometimes I'll have like straight men who like, think I'm funny and I'm like surprised, like I'm like, really? Like, okay. Like you like my lesbian jokes, like.

• 26:11Drew Afualo?

  What do you know about that shit?

• 26:12Speaker 02

  No, literally, they're like, ah, yeah, because they wanna like bond, I feel. They're like pussy, right?

• 26:19Drew Afualo?

  You're fucking with it?

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, like dang, you get in there, don't you? But.

• 26:26Drew Afualo?

  Wish I did.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, literally, but I don't, but yeah, the times I've like kind of insulted them, they're like ruthless. And I just don't, I just.

• 26:38Drew Afualo?

  That's how I know you're just the purest form of a lesbian, because it's not bothering you in that way. It's more so like, I don't want you to ever look at me.

• 26:47Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 26:48Drew Afualo?

  Let alone interact with me.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Why, when I've like looked at my demographics and it's like twenty percent men, I'm like, gay? Question mark gay, like I hope, I would assume.

• 27:00Drew Afualo?

  So, literally Amanda was showing me before we started recording, that I just had Tony Cervici on for an All Stars. Love him. Me and Tony go way far back, like we've been friends for a minute. And like, obviously it's an All Star, so he's been on the show before, he's familiar with me, we've keyed a bunch, whatever. He comes on and like Laura, who does socials for me for this show, she had like looked in one of the comments of the videos and like there are dudes in there, which like for the most part, they're like, fuck this fat bitch, which I'm used to, but they were this time going like, why is she like,

• 27:37Drew Afualo?

  low key kinda chill, talking about me because Tony's sitting in that chair and then, and I'm making Tony laugh and then they're like, hold up, like. If he likes her, wait, let me think this through.

• 27:50Speaker 02

  Like this fat bitch is funny. Wait, you could actually hear fat bitches when they talk?

• 27:58Drew Afualo?

  Now that I'm kinda listening to this fat hoe, I'm thinking she's on to something. When I put her disgusting fat body aside, she's kinda funny.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  If I, if I listen to this shit with my eyes closed, it's almost like I could start laughing.

• 28:14Drew Afualo?

  I found myself giggling quite a bit. Yeah, that disgusting fat, when you post the videos about like my mom's need to insult someone no matter what.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 28:25Drew Afualo?

  Like when she's describing someone, I was in tears when you're going, did you really like, she's like, her clothes huge.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:32Drew Afualo?

  She's huge.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  She does that all, she's like, you're fat, the one that she was really fat and she would come over and she'd wanna borrow your clothes, but none of them fit her. I just saw on Facebook, she's a doctor now. And she's still fat. She's a fat doctor. And she's like, isn't that great? Mom, like, what's, or she like has to be like, your little Indian friend, what was her name? Enough like the cultural, like it's always like Indian and then the Chinese fat girl.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Stop it.

• 29:09Drew Afualo?

  Do you remember names at all, or is it just kind of a free for all for you?

• 29:13Speaker 02

  The worst, she knows their names.

• 29:17Drew Afualo?

  She has to give you a police description in order for you to understand.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's like, 215 pounds.

• 29:26Drew Afualo?

  At least 230, at least.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 29:30Drew Afualo?

  No, the worst, like, she's a doctor now, can you believe that?

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, and she's like, she thinks she's like being kind.

• 29:38Drew Afualo?

  She's complimenting her.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's like, her and her husband look so happy together, both fat. And I'm sure they'll have a cute little baby who would also be fat.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Why is that relevant?

• 29:52Drew Afualo?

  You're like, I don't want to talk to you about my friends anymore.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  I'm like, okay, mom, thanks.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Thanks, mom.

• 29:59Drew Afualo?

  This is like unrelated to that, but like a mom quirk of my mother-in-law, like my fiance's mom. She, I say this all the time, love her to death. I love telling her news, like of any kind, like it could range from like, something's on sale at Home Goods to like someone literally died in a place we both frequent. And anytime their reaction's the same, like this is what she says every time I tell her something, she goes, you're kidding.

• 30:28Drew Afualo?

  You're kidding me, Drew. And then I go, I'm not kidding, Lisa, if you can believe it. And then she, she literally goes, you're lying to me. There's no way, like it's a whole bit, like it's like, it's such a pageantry. I like, I literally tell my fiance, I'm like, I can't wait to tell your mom. To see her, she's like, you're kidding. You're kidding, you're kidding.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  And when someone gives you a reaction like that, it's like drugs. You're like, no, I'm, I'm not kidding, like you like, it's so good. My mom is kind of like that, but she just goes, like it's always a huge gasp, like I could say anything, it's just a huge gasp. They just can't even believe anything.

• 31:08Drew Afualo?

  No, like it's just like, she's the best person to tell news to.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:12Drew Afualo?

  Like if I, if I told her I got some new plates, she'd be like, you're kidding. Let me see them. Send me a pic. And honestly, she reminds me a lot of Carrie's mom, Jennifer Pritchett Realtor, who is our biggest fan. Jennifer Pritchett Realtor is the biggest, I'm not kidding, she's the biggest fan of the comment section.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  Wait, she's a Realtor, that's her last name?

• 31:31Drew Afualo?

  I think it's Pritchett underscore Realtor is her last name.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Okay, awesome.

• 31:35Drew Afualo?

  Like, we have so many isms from Carrie's mom specifically because she is so funny and so silly. Like Carrie was telling us the other day that she was like asking her if she was gonna come to something like an event with Carrie. Uh, and she was like, well, what time? Because I am volunteering at the Blueberry Festival. And then later I'm going to a cookout, so depends on the time.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Wait, what the fuck is a Blueberry Festival?

• 32:00Drew Afualo?

  Girl, fuck if I know. That's they live in some little ass town. Like, they literally live for the summer I turned pretty, like, is filmed.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  I'm not on that.

• 32:07Drew Afualo?

  Don't be.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 32:09Drew Afualo?

  Unless you want fifteen year olds to tell you to care yourself, don't, don't, don't, don't.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  You're having drama with that, okay, yeah.

• 32:14Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it's like literally Julian Salamita, like, love him. He DM'd me and he was like, this seems like a fun and stress-free hobby. Should I start watching?

• 32:25Drew Afualo?

  And I said, nope, don't. Actually, don't. But yeah, the Blueberry Festival, fuck if I know what that is.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  That's insane.

• 32:33Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, she's like, well, what time? Because I am volunteering at the Blueberry Festival, so.

• 32:37Speaker 02

  Actually, like, it really scares me. Sorry. I like can't imagine growing up in a like small town like with the Blueberry Festival.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  Because you know why? Like, I just immediately am like, wait, I don't wanna, Carrie, I don't think your mom's homophobic. Okay, but like.

• 32:56Drew Afualo?

  She's not, honestly, she's not.

• 32:57Speaker 02

  The Blueberry Festival.

• 32:59Drew Afualo?

  Would be frequented by homophobes?

• 33:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, how could it not?

• 33:03Drew Afualo?

  For sure.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 33:04Drew Afualo?

  Absolutely.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  Because like, what else are like, homophobes up to?

• 33:10Drew Afualo?

  Other than selling blueberries.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're like at the Blueberry Festival.

• 33:14Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, well, like, the freedom of racism allows them to focus on blueberries.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 33:20Drew Afualo?

  Like, they're like, well, racism doesn't affect me, let's go blueberries.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  And they're like, nothing's like wrong with the world right now. Like, nothing's going on. Like, I'm at peace. I can just pick some blueberries. Like, they're not worried. There's no worries.

• 33:35Drew Afualo?

  You're from Florida, right?

• 33:37Speaker 02

  I'm from Florida, but I'm from South Florida.

• 33:39Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 33:40Speaker 02

  I'm from like, close to Miami.

• 33:43Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 33:43Speaker 02

  So, it's like, pretty liberal there. Miami, meh.

• 33:47Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  But like where I'm from was really liberal, like I grew up, like I told everyone I was gay and they were like yay. Like, it was like fun.

• 33:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Um, so that was fun. Like, I can't imagine it not being that. But like, God bless, there's so many people that it's not like that. God bless you.

• 34:05Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Not me, though.

• 34:10Drew Afualo?

  Thankfully, yours was fine, yeah. When my sister, uh, was like, when we were talking about her being a lesbian, I was literally like, can I be real? Like, when Jason, when Jason was so like, maybe I like boys, I'm like, no you don't. Like, she would, sometimes she would send me someone, I'd be like, no you don't fucking like that guy. You're a liar. Like, you're literally a liar. And then when she was like, no, you're right, I'm a lesbian. And when we were talking about it once, I said, if I'm being real, like, if you started dating a man, I'd be pissed off. I'd be annoyed all the time. We have one straight guy, other than my brother and my dad, like, my man, that's it, quota filled.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:46Drew Afualo?

  Done, done, close. Enough. No more of that.

• 34:50Speaker 02

  You don't need another one.

• 34:51Drew Afualo?

  No, we don't need another. I was like, you're so not for real about that. And she's like, you're right, I'm not.

• 34:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:56Drew Afualo?

  I was like, then why is every guy you like ugly?

• 34:59Speaker 02

  Right.

• 34:59Drew Afualo?

  And annoying on top of that.

• 35:01Speaker 02

  Or like, look like, I, at least the guys that I thought were cute, like, were just looked like lesbians. Like, that's just a full lesbian.

• 35:10Drew Afualo?

  Did you have any, uh, like, people that were like, maybe I do like girls? And like, like stars, celebrities?

• 35:18Speaker 02

  Like, my lesbian crush?

• 35:20Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like lesbian awakening? Gay awakening?

• 35:29Speaker 04

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• 36:32Speaker 02

  Honestly Shay Mitchell.

• 36:33Drew Afualo?

  Really?

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Because she was like lesbian in Pretty Little Liars.

• 36:37Drew Afualo?

  And she's beautiful.

• 36:37Speaker 02

  And I was like, she's so... yeah.

• 36:39Drew Afualo?

  And you said she's so real for that. Instead of doing homework, she's kissing girls?

• 36:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:43Drew Afualo?

  She's so real for that.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  I was like, she's on to something. But, no, I mean, or like, it wasn't like a crush, but like, when any of the girls were like tomboy-y, I just thought they were really fucking cool.

• 36:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  Like, I was like, she's wearing a backwards hat that's like... I was like, how do I get like that? That meets, like, that's the coolest person I've ever seen in my life.

• 37:08Drew Afualo?

  I need that.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I need.

• 37:09Drew Afualo?

  I have some pretty fun facts about you, if you'd like to hear them.

• 37:12Speaker 02

  About me?

• 37:13Drew Afualo?

  Yes, about you. This is, the show is so new now.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 37:17Drew Afualo?

  So, even though I'm sure you hardly remember that first one, because I barely do.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't remember it.

• 37:21Drew Afualo?

  What we talked about, I don't remember.

• 37:23Speaker 02

  I don't. I just remember I had to like roll my socks down because I have like a Nike sign and then in the like videos, they just, it looks like I'm like just being really twink, like rolling like my socks down and it was like embarrassing.

• 37:37Drew Afualo?

  But it was logos, so we were being cognizant.

• 37:39Speaker 02

  Right.

• 37:39Drew Afualo?

  But I have some fun facts about you, okay?

• 37:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 37:41Drew Afualo?

  This is a, we phoned a friend for some fun facts. Shout out Georgia Bridgers.

• 37:46Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 37:47Drew Afualo?

  And she told us these. Okay, it says that you once hooked up with a girl in a Chuck E. Cheese parking lot.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  I did.

• 37:54Drew Afualo?

  And how was that? In the house of Charles Cheese.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  Um, okay, well.

• 37:59Drew Afualo?

  Charles Entertainment Cheese.

• 38:01Speaker 02

  It started because I liked her on Bumble and her um, prompt on Bumble was looking for someone to lick hummus off of my tits. And I

• 38:11Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 38:12Speaker 02

  And I was like

• 38:13Drew Afualo?

  Naturally said and you got a fan in me.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  And I was like, dream girl.

• 38:18Speaker 02

  This was like three years ago.

• 38:20Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Then I liked her and I said, what kind of hummus? And then she responded, she said garlic, sent me her number. And I was like, this is the perfect girl.

• 38:30Drew Afualo?

  No nonsense.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  Wasn't in therapy then. Like, so at the time.

• 38:34Drew Afualo?

  I was gonna say, three years ago is kinda recent.

• 38:37Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 38:38Drew Afualo?

  I would say.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  Bitch, no, it feels like a lifetime for me, like, three years ago was like, I don't even know who that was. I don't know who that was. Anyway, so then she, long story short, she like sends me a voice memo and she's like, hey dude, like, I thought it'd be funny if we like went to the Chuck E. Cheese, like got drunk and like made out in the bathroom. And I was like, yeah, like I could do that. So then she was like, I was like, what time? And she said eight. And in my head, I was like, how late is Chuck E. Cheese?

• 39:12Speaker 02

  Children's establishment.

• 39:13Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 39:14Speaker 02

  But I just said, okay. And then when we got there, it was closed.

• 39:18Drew Afualo?

  Right, naturally.

• 39:19Speaker 02

  So then.

• 39:20Drew Afualo?

  So you couldn't be degenerates in there?

• 39:22Speaker 02

  No.

• 39:22Drew Afualo?

  But you came to party.

• 39:24Speaker 02

  But you can in a Jeep.

• 39:27Speaker 02

  Outside of the Chuck E. Cheese.

• 39:28Drew Afualo?

  Right, exactly.

• 39:30Speaker 02

  And then I ghosted her.

• 39:31Drew Afualo?

  Right, naturally. And you said, and that was before therapy again?

• 39:35Speaker 02

  Right. But like, what else are you supposed to do?

• 39:38Drew Afualo?

  Honestly, I mean, hooking up in Charles Entertainment Cheese's parking lot, I think, yeah, ghosting is probably the smarter decision.

• 39:44Speaker 02

  What am I supposed to say after that?

• 39:47Drew Afualo?

  I'm also, and also, did you bring the hummus?

• 39:50Speaker 02

  There was no hummus.

• 39:51Drew Afualo?

  There was no hummus present. Though, you know what's funny is I've said before on the show that I don't think ghosting is necessarily a bad thing. Um, depending on how and when, like, obviously, don't like, date someone monogamously for three years and then just disappear off the face of the earth. But like, my thing is like, I attribute ghosting to like, riding the train, like, the subway. If I sit and I start talking to you, like, I just met you. I don't have to tell you when my stop is. Like, if I, if my stop's here, my stop's here on my getup and I'm gonna leave.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're not gonna be like, my stops in two stops, just by the way.

• 40:24Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, just by the way, like, oh, and also I have to leave because like, I'm just going through a lot right now, but I do have to leave and I have to get off right now. Like, I don't know you that. I'm just gonna get off the train.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 40:32Drew Afualo?

  It's been, it was a nice ride, though.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm pro, I'm pro ghost. I really am. Except I did like, for the first time, like, communicate. Period.

• 40:43Drew Afualo?

  And how was it?

• 40:44Speaker 02

  I commu- I was just like, I don't think, I was just like, no, but.

• 40:51Speaker 02

  I was just like, I think we should be friends.

• 40:54Drew Afualo?

  And how did it feel?

• 40:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, but honestly, it was, it felt like, oh, I could've just ghosted her.

• 41:01Drew Afualo?

  It felt like that was like, almost worse?

• 41:03Speaker 02

  You know, I feel bad if she watches this, because we're kind of like buddies now.

• 41:06Drew Afualo?

  Well, it all worked out.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  It all worked out, yeah, that's my bud. That's my bud.

• 41:11Drew Afualo?

  That's my friend. That's my sister.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  That's my biological sister.

• 41:15Drew Afualo?

  That's my literal biological sister. I think we should just be friends to your sister.

• 41:21Drew Afualo?

  Okay, this next one, also from Georgia. It says that you love to go to the ocean to commune with it and journal.

• 41:28Speaker 02

  I do talk to the ocean frequently, yeah.

• 41:30Drew Afualo?

  Love that.

• 41:31Speaker 02

  She tells me things. That's where my witchiness, like. I, I ta- I tell her stuff, she tells me stuff. And it's incredible.

• 41:41Drew Afualo?

  And so, you like, when people wrong you, you're like?

• 41:43Speaker 02

  I'm at the ocean.

• 41:44Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you fucked up, I'm at the ocean now.

• 41:46Speaker 02

  No, I'm like, I need to have a word with the ocean really quick. Like, I need to go, like, stare at the moon, talk to her.

• 41:52Drew Afualo?

  I love talking to the moon.

• 41:54Speaker 02

  It's the best.

• 41:54Drew Afualo?

  I love that.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  But it's like, the ocean and the moon, it's like, it's like the same vibe.

• 41:58Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, totally. And the moon controls the tide, so, explain that.

• 42:03Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 42:06Drew Afualo?

  How often do you go to the ocean? Does it just depend on what you're going through?

• 42:11Speaker 02

  I've been there a lot recently, so that explains, you know, my mental state. Um, yeah, but it's just like a fucking long drive and like you have to plan like what time you're coming back, cause then you get stuck in traffic and like I have to pee a lot and that's a problem like stopping to pee. It's like, it's hard, but any body of water is nice, but I'm not trying to go to like, like I could go to like Silver Lake Reservoir, but then I'll like run into every ex I've ever had like there, like I can't, it's just, it's just.

• 42:45Drew Afualo?

  You gotta pick your battles.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:46Drew Afualo?

  It's traffic or that shit.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:48Drew Afualo?

  I ran, I ran into, I can't, I can't even call him an ex. I, I ran into someone I dated in college, working security at VidCon. I swear to fucking god, I swear.

• 42:59Speaker 02

  That must've felt great.

• 43:00Drew Afualo?

  It was the worst thing ever. Like it, it really was like, and what's worse is like, I, obviously I met VidCon, cause I'm like, that was my last year doing it too. Cause I was like, I'm too old for this shit. Like at a certain point, I was like, yeah, I'm too old. And, um, uh, it was like the last day and my family wanted to go into those little like lounges they have. And it was like, there was a YouTube one. And they give you like free stuff in there, like customized, whatever. So we're like, oh, let's go in that one. And I was like, okay. And my family like beat me there. So it was just me, my fiance and my dad like walking up. And, um, I was like, what's ironic is there was two security guards. One of them, my family knew because like we met him in a work thing like years ago.

• 43:41Drew Afualo?

  So we knew him and he was someone, the other one, not someone, just someone I dated in college. What are the fucking odds?

• 43:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:48Drew Afualo?

  That those two guys are the only two guys working security at that fucking door.

• 43:52Speaker 02

  That's insane.

• 43:53Drew Afualo?

  And so as we're walking up, my sister called me as I was walking there. She goes, dude, you'll never fucking get to working security. And she tells me about the guy my family knows. And I was like, no way. That's crazy. Okay. We'll see you guys in a little hang up. As we're walking up, the guy standing at the door, I was like, that guy looks kind of familiar, but I have terrible vision. So like as we got closer, I was like, no fucking way, dude. No fucking way. And then we walked up, it was like, awkward, obviously. I haven't seen him in years. And I was like, hey, like.

• 44:23Drew Afualo?

  What's up?

• 44:23Speaker 02

  Wait, but was your name on the door?

• 44:25Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, my name was my, that year, the agency I was with at the time was sponsoring, so my face was blown up on fatheads.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  So he was waiting for you?

• 44:33Drew Afualo?

  All around this fucking hotel. I, I think he knew, like, I think he knew I was, obviously, I think he knew, but to some extent. And I walked, I was like, hey, hey, and he's like, hey, I was like, what are you doing here? And I realized that's fucked up to ask because he's literally on the clock, which I didn't know.

• 44:46Speaker 02

  Oh sure, this is security.

• 44:48Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, he goes, security. And I go, oh, nice, nice, nice, cool. Alright, well, this is my dad, this is my, uh, it was, we were boyfriend girlfriend at the time, so I was like, this is my boyfriend. Peely, I was like, um, this is so and so, and I was like, we went to college together. And then they shook hands, and he goes, yeah, we went to college together. And then I wanted to be like, you shut the fuck up.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, what?

• 45:12Drew Afualo?

  Whoever the fuck you dated, I don't know who the, she's dead, I killed her, a long time ago. And I was like, alright, okay, alright, well, we're just gonna head inside. So we start walking away, and he tries to like, reach in for a hug, like this. Which I did not hug him when we walked up, so that seemed like a bold move. And he went like this, and then as his arm came this way, I just like grabbed the hand like this, and I was like, it was nice to see you dude, it was nice to see you. Alright, have a nice night. I walked inside. My dad is the shyest person who's ever lived, like, literally ever in a million years lived. And so when we walked inside, he goes, that was the most humiliating thing I've ever witnessed. And I go, oh, me running into that motherfucker, yeah. My dad goes, no, the end. And I go, what do you mean? He goes, the handshake.

• 45:58Drew Afualo?

  And he was like, I would kill myself.

• 46:04Drew Afualo?

  Because it was so like, alright, like I shook his hand this high because he was trying to reach over me, and I was like, alright, take it easy, you guys have a good night. Girl.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  Why would he even do that?

• 46:15Drew Afualo?

  I don't fucking know.

• 46:16Speaker 02

  So weird.

• 46:17Drew Afualo?

  And then, uh, everyone, like, my family, my team, like, all of them were like, and he was like, fucking gross. Like, a lot of them were telling, dogging me out, uh, as if it's my fault he aged poorly. I said, that's not on me, actually.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:29Drew Afualo?

  He didn't look like that.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:31Drew Afualo?

  Hey.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, eh, eh, easy.

• 46:35Drew Afualo?

  Not too much on me now, what the fuck? So I get it, not wanting to run into an ex, it's terrible.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  Oh my god, yeah.

• 46:40Drew Afualo?

  Hopefully you don't run into them at VidCon if that ever happens for you.

• 46:43Speaker 02

  I hope not. I hope not.

• 46:47Drew Afualo?

  Okay, more fun facts about you. It says you used to work as a specialist at the Apple Store.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  What, what is Georgia tell you?

• 46:54Drew Afualo?

  No, this one's not from Georgia.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  Okay, I was like, why, why would she say that?

• 47:01Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, I did.

• 47:04Drew Afualo?

  I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna be so honest, Grayson, if I saw, I, I don't think you would be very helpful to me if I saw you in an Apple Store.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  I wasn't. Well, I was selling.

• 47:14Drew Afualo?

  Oh.

• 47:14Speaker 02

  It was sales.

• 47:15Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 47:15Speaker 02

  I wasn't a genius.

• 47:17Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  Um, but, yeah, people are weird and annoying. Like, they just throw your phone, their phone at you and they're like, fix it. And I'd be like, no. Like, I was like, being rude. I don't think I could work like a real job. Like, I just... Cause I don't know, no. Old people loved me there.

• 47:37Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 47:37Speaker 02

  We would like kiki.

• 47:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 47:39Speaker 02

  And show them how to play games on iPads. Like, they'd be like, oh, like, that was fun, but, I don't know. People are just like weird and annoying. Also, it was kind of like scary, like, well, I was setting up people's phones.

• 47:53Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  And that could be scary, cause if you do, you can make the wrong move and like delete everything. I never did that, but someone, someone I knew did that, that was like...

• 48:04Drew Afualo?

  And they were like, something glitched?

• 48:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:06Drew Afualo?

  And I don't know what happened.

• 48:07Speaker 02

  Scary. But one time, this guy, like, he gave me his phone and he like, just was acting like super normal about it. He's like, can't get in like my phone, like, I don't know, the password's not working.

• 48:20Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 48:20Speaker 02

  Gives me the phone, look at it, full nude is his wallpaper. Like, not of him, like of a woman. Like, pussy out, like...

• 48:29Drew Afualo?

  Like, spread eagle, like she's getting a wax?

• 48:30Speaker 02

  Like, full, yeah. Like, she's on the beach, she was on the beach, like, spread, everything's out, pubes out.

• 48:40Drew Afualo?

  Okay, full bush summer?

• 48:42Speaker 02

  No, no, it was, it was a landing.

• 48:44Drew Afualo?

  Oh, landing strip, okay, landing strip.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  But I'm like, hi, like...

• 48:49Drew Afualo?

  You knew you were coming in here today, right?

• 48:51Speaker 02

  And like, the whole thing was like that he couldn't get in his phone, but like, a little disclaimer, like, ah, this is a little embarrassing. This is, he just didn't even mention it. Like...

• 49:03Speaker 02

  And I'm just like act normal. I was like, okay, like, let me call my supervisor over. And I like wanted to like go in the back, find him, give him a little his favor. But as I was walking back, we actually bumped into each other and I was and he was like very close to the guy and I was like, oh. So we have to like, we'd always have to be like, what's your name? And so I like, I don't remember his name. Peter, I don't know. I'm like, Peter needs some help with his phone, but I didn't have time to brief him on the wallpaper. And so then I had to watch my manager like.

• 49:36Drew Afualo?

  Straight face like, yeah. Oh, my heavens.

• 49:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, people are fucking weird. Like, what's wrong with you?

• 49:44Drew Afualo?

  Maybe he wanted you to react to it. Maybe that's why, or maybe he's just so desensitized to it.

• 49:49Speaker 02

  Maybe that's his kink.

• 49:50Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, honestly, I think he's like, it's some pervy shit to do that.

• 49:54Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 49:54Drew Afualo?

  I mean, to have a full nude, like bush out lips out everything.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  Like.

• 49:59Drew Afualo?

  Even taint like it's, there is a line, I would say, like even taint, like even just tits would be. Awful, but like at least like a little more tasteful in that sense, like in the sense of like framing and all of that. I just mean like full, it looks like anatomy at that point, like at that point.

• 50:17Speaker 02

  No, I was like, this is like, yeah, like this is educational.

• 50:25Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it's like.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Like.

• 50:26Drew Afualo?

  Like when you're showing someone something and it's not sexual, you're like, can you please look and tell me if there's anything down there?

• 50:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like, it's like if you look up a picture like the anatomy of a vagina.

• 50:36Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, it felt very medical.

• 50:37Speaker 02

  No, it was medical, yeah. Oh, my God, people are weird. Another job that I had actually was that I. Worked at this agency that managed people's OnlyFans accounts.

• 50:48Drew Afualo?

  Oh, right.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  And I would like sext as these accounts.

• 50:53Drew Afualo?

  Funny, I know a lot of like, uh, creators that do that on the side.

• 50:57Speaker 02

  That was what I was doing. Yeah, I was doing that on the side like two years ago.

• 51:00Drew Afualo?

  I know quite a few people who do that.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  It's a good side hustle.

• 51:03Drew Afualo?

  And some, a lot of them are gay men, which I find so funny.

• 51:06Speaker 02

  Okay, period. Like all day, like these men have the weirdest kinks. Like there was this one where he was like. I'm like texting as this girl and I'm like, how are you like sweetie? And he's like, question. Have you ever, um, have you ever fainted? And I was like, I don't. I don't think so, why? And he's like, well, I was hoping that you'd say yes. And so I'm like trying to get money out of him. So I was like, wait, actually, I remember that I did faint like one time. And he was like, for how many seconds?

• 51:42Speaker 02

  Like, and like, what were you wearing? He had like a fainting kink.

• 51:46Drew Afualo?

  Ew.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  How do you even acquire? And what, but I asked him and he told me that one time he passed out. I don't remember, I don't remember how. And then the conversation kept going. He sent me a picture of him in a gas mask. And then he was like jacking him. Can I like talk about that?

• 52:03Drew Afualo?

  Yes, of course you can.

• 52:04Speaker 02

  He was like jacking himself off like with a gas mask.

• 52:07Drew Afualo?

  The way you're saying jacking himself off, it's jerking off.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Is that not a word?

• 52:12Drew Afualo?

  Jack off, yeah.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  Jerking?

• 52:15Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, when you, when you're actively, me correct, can you tell me where go? Me going like, it's jerking off, but jacking off is making me laugh because it's like talking about men. So that's why it's like, you're like, he was like doing a jack off of some kind.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I'm like, I don't fucking know.

• 52:28Drew Afualo?

  I don't know what you bitches call that shit.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  I'm like jerk off, jack off.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  How would I know?

• 52:34Drew Afualo?

  You're like, I'm the jack off messaging you, so I guess we're all the same.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  Um, okay, he was jerking off.

• 52:40Drew Afualo?

  Jerking off, yes.

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Thank you, queen.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  He was jerking off.

• 52:44Drew Afualo?

  In the gas mask?

• 52:44Speaker 02

  In the gas mask, yeah.

• 52:46Drew Afualo?

  Was the gas mask just like to hide identity or did it have to do with the fainting?

• 52:49Speaker 02

  No, he wanted to get to the point of like suffocation.

• 52:54Drew Afualo?

  Oh my god.

• 52:55Speaker 02

  Suffocation kink.

• 52:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 52:57Speaker 02

  Then there was another guy who had like a, like dick in a box. Situation like cage with a remote and I would tell him like what to do.

• 53:06Drew Afualo?

  Okay.

• 53:06Speaker 02

  With the remote.

• 53:07Drew Afualo?

  Like he puts his own dick in the box? And it's like, what does it do to it? Does it stimulate it or does it hurt it?

• 53:12Speaker 02

  No, it hurts. It like gets smaller and smaller and smaller. The box does.

• 53:17Drew Afualo?

  Wait, so it gets small, like it's squeezing it? Like Houdini? You know when Houdini's in like a thing, like a, has the walls close in? I'm gonna get out in three minutes.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was like his dick.

• 53:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:32Drew Afualo?

  He comes out, he has handcuffs uncuffed.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:36Drew Afualo?

  He's like. Oh, and then you're just telling him to make it smaller and smaller.

• 53:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:39Drew Afualo?

  Like, close in on it.

• 53:40Speaker 02

  And they would, they would send money for like, me to tell him to make it, he, he, and why am I they themming? Like, um, he would send money to, for me to say like, make it smaller.

• 53:56Drew Afualo?

  Interesting.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:57Drew Afualo?

  Men are so easy.

• 53:58Speaker 02

  And like weird.

• 54:00Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they're fucking weird.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  I hate them.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  So upsetting.

• 54:07Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, like when that man was harassing me, uh, recently, the things that men would say, like, uh, they used to say, seven years, no ring. And I would be like, seven years, no HVAC certification.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Right.

• 54:23Drew Afualo?

  Two different problems, right? And so like, I never gave a fuck because I'm like, I, I'm confused because I thought you guys fucking hated me. So are you guys? The way you're talking to me is like concerned girlfriends, like they're like, and when's he gonna propose?

• 54:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:35Drew Afualo?

  Like, that's literally how y'all are talking. My own friends don't talk to me that way.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:39Drew Afualo?

  Cause no one gives a fuck, like, but the other day I got a hate comment, this guy called me, um, he said like, some bullshit, like fucking ugly bitch. And then he said, get lost, Lizzo Junior. That's what he called me. Which like,

• 54:54Drew Afualo?

  sure, right? Okay, um, and so I go and look at his profile because I thought that was just like the worst insult in the world. Like they just, they're never good at it, right?

• 55:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:04Drew Afualo?

  So I go and I look and in his bio, it said that he's a, an MBA candidate, like he's currently pursuing an MBA. And he's gonna graduate in two years, right? Cause he's a hundred. So then I, I message him back and I go, it says you're, so you're getting your MBA. What school do you go to? And do you think that they would like the fact that you're a random fifty year old man on Instagram harassing women? Cause if not, maybe I should ask them and let them know. And the way this bitch wrote me like eight dissertation comments, the first thing he said was, you're harassing me.

• 55:40Speaker 02

  What?

• 55:42Drew Afualo?

  First thing he says is, "You're harassing me. Don't get yourself sued, threatening to tell my fucking school. What the fuck is the matter with you?" Like, literally, like, lecturing me. Like, it's, like, I told him to come onto instagram.com and call me Lizzo Jr. Like, I told you to fucking do that?

• 55:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, he's like, "You made me. You got in my head and you made me say, I didn't even know, I didn't even know what I was doing."

• 56:06Drew Afualo?

  And he's like, "I'm literally a current candidate and you're threatening to tell my school, and that's harassment. No, it's not."

• 56:14Speaker 02

  No, it's not.

• 56:15Drew Afualo?

  It's funny, because it's not. Like, quite literally speaking, you having a one-sided conversation with me, that's harassment.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:21Drew Afualo?

  And then I wrote back, "The fact that you just started making shit up because you got so scared I was gonna tell your school."

• 56:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:26Drew Afualo?

  And he was like, "I'm not scared." I go, "Then send me the name of the school and let's ask them what they think about your funny jokes." And then he blocked me. Love that.

• 56:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:34Drew Afualo?

  I also message wives quite often, like, and girlfriends, when I find a man saying awful shit to me. I'll, sometimes if it's public, I'll comment, "Does your girl know that you like harassing women online, or do you want me to tell her?"

• 56:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:46Drew Afualo?

  I had a kid block me almost immediately once, like, recently, a couple days ago, and another guy DM'd me, calling me a man, right? Hilarious.

• 56:54Speaker 02

  Oh, you're so funny.

• 56:56Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, they're like, "Get this, you're a man. Okay."

• 56:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:00Drew Afualo?

  Anything else? Right. And so I, I screenshot it, went on his profile, found his wife, found her profile, DM'd her, said, "Hey, girl, you don't know me, but your man thinks it's funny to be transphobic on Instagram, and if my man was walking around embarrassing me like that, I would want to know." And then I said, "Do with that information what you will." She never messaged me back. They almost never do.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  Well, that's what I was gonna, like, I feel like...

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• 58:32Speaker 02

  There are women who are like...

• 58:34Drew Afualo?

  They know.

• 58:34Speaker 02

  They know, and they don't care. Like, they're like...

• 58:37Drew Afualo?

  You're just kidding.

• 58:38Speaker 02

  Like, they're like...

• 58:40Drew Afualo?

  Well, with who?

• 58:41Speaker 02

  Brainwashed, too.

• 58:42Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, no, I'm sure. I've had one girl message me back and tell me, "I'm so embarrassed, I'm so sorry," like, blah blah blah, and I just didn't respond.

• 58:48Speaker 02

  Right.

• 58:49Drew Afualo?

  But other than that, they just almost, almost immediately, they either block me, or they just don't, they read it and don't say anything.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:55Drew Afualo?

  And then I never see their man ever again on my shit. Which, like, if I found out my, my grown-ass partner was going and harassing women...

• 59:04Speaker 02

  Bye. Like, what?

• 59:06Drew Afualo?

  You're humiliating me.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. Ugh, that's sad. I feel like they're just like... If you're dating a man like that, it's kind of like... You know what I mean? Not to bring women down, too.

• 59:19Drew Afualo?

  Yeah. It depends. Yeah, that's why I said, it really, some of them do actually know and don't care.

• 59:23Speaker 02

  I mean, yeah, come on, like...

• 59:26Drew Afualo?

  Come on, girl.

• 59:27Speaker 02

  Because especially, like, the reason I'm saying this, because I've made videos, like, making fun of... I'm like, making fun of the girls from my high school that support Trump. And then I have, like, women in my comments, like, making fun of me.

• 59:39Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, no, same, I've had that.

• 59:41Speaker 02

  It's like, those women are like...

• 59:43Drew Afualo?

  The ones who eat shit from men, yeah. And then they're like, "Not me, I can take a joke." And I was like, "Where's the joke?"

• 59:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, because they're like, they're the boys, girl.

• 59:51Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  You know, on Saturdays are for the boys.

• 59:53Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, "Not me," I love that joke.

• 59:55Speaker 02

  I love that joke, and I'm gonna drink a beer with the boys.

• 59:59Drew Afualo?

  You know, "Touch my butt and buy me pizza, that's all I need."

• 1:00:05Drew Afualo?

  Me and days like

• 1:00:09Drew Afualo?

  Me and days have this, this bit that we said before, we were like boobs, beer, football, that's all I need.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 1:00:19Drew Afualo?

  That's my impersonation of a pick me.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  No, yeah.

• 1:00:21Drew Afualo?

  Me boobs, beer and ball. That's all I need.

• 1:00:25Speaker 02

  Boobs, beer, chucker hat. And my best friends and it's just like the most like gross men you've ever seen your life drinking monsters.

• 1:00:34Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, the most disgusting. And then they all have stickers on their car that say river rat.

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  Hate or like.

• 1:00:42Drew Afualo?

  They love a river. Men, men and women like that, like they love a river.

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, they love a river.

• 1:00:46Drew Afualo?

  They love to congregate around a river. I don't know what that is, but it's gross.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  Beer, river, Captain Morgan, straw hat.

• 1:00:56Drew Afualo?

  Bud Light.

• 1:00:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, Bud Light, Merka.

• 1:01:01Drew Afualo?

  Exactly. I have, oh, another fun fact. One of your TikTok videos inspired Julia Fox to publicly come out.

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  But apparently now she's saying she's not lesbian anymore.

• 1:01:12Drew Afualo?

  Really?

• 1:01:12Speaker 02

  So I don't know.

• 1:01:13Drew Afualo?

  But we shall see. But you did inspire her.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  I mean, I, yeah, I was like, I love when I see, what did I say? A straight girl, no, a lesbian with her boyfriend. Um, and I'm like, you're clearly like, come on, like you're a lesbian.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  And it's always like the girls who like hate their boyfriend. Shut up, like you disgust me or like talking about how their boyfriend, like he's just so, he smells all the time. He's so hairy. And I'm like, you're a lesbian. I like, um, and then she stitched it. What did she even say? She was like, yeah, I was that girl or something. And she came out, but apparently now, I don't know. I think she redacted it recently.

• 1:02:02Drew Afualo?

  Man.

• 1:02:04Drew Afualo?

  Uh, audience says that you were on an improv team in Boulder called Catherine, my wife.

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  Who?

• 1:02:12Drew Afualo?

  Catherine, my wife.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  No comment. I have nothing to say about that. I like.

• 1:02:17Drew Afualo?

  Did you like improv?

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  I think going to the University of Colorado and being on an improv team there was

• 1:02:27Drew Afualo?

  You were getting bullied in school.

• 1:02:29Speaker 02

  Torture. Like, I don't think there's anything worse than being surrounded by the type of people who go to that school and also do improv. Like, it's like the most, like, whitest granola.

• 1:02:44Drew Afualo?

  I was just about to say, like, TiVo wearing slack line. So they love a slack line.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  They love a slack line and like a bag of cashews.

• 1:02:58Drew Afualo?

  And unsalted almonds.

• 1:03:00Speaker 02

  Get the fuck out of my face. Like, they made me so mad. Like, they're like cosplaying being poor, like obsessed with that.

• 1:03:08Drew Afualo?

  And they come from like generational wealth.

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're like very wealthy and they're wearing like vans with holes in them like to be trendy. Like, I literally hate you. Like, they, and they like, oh my god, they, and like they only listen to like Arctic Monkeys. And like, I got there and was like-

• 1:03:28Drew Afualo?

  But just that one song, the Do I Wanna Know song?

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  Right, yeah.

• 1:03:32Drew Afualo?

  That's just that one.

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  No, literally. And it was just like, it was literally torture. It was so bad. But honestly, that was like my villain arc because I was on a team with like a lot of like guys who made me feel really unfunny. And I was like, oh, I'm not funny. And then then I was like, had something to prove after that. That just like a little fire under my ass, but just so embarrassing, like, but it's true.

• 1:03:57Drew Afualo?

  Whatever works, you know?

• 1:03:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:59Drew Afualo?

  Whatever gets you to believe in yourself. I love that men, you're like, that's not true.

• 1:04:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04Drew Afualo?

  You're like, mm.

• 1:04:05Speaker 02

  That didn't happen.

• 1:04:06Drew Afualo?

  They were trying to make you feel unfunny on purpose, I'm assuming?

• 1:04:09Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, and they just like, don't like, like want a woman to speak ever. Like, it was like, we'd like start a scene. And have you seen, did you watch The Office?

• 1:04:23Drew Afualo?

  Yes, of course I have.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  It's like literally Michael Scott in the improv, like where he's like, he keeps like having a gun.

• 1:04:30Drew Afualo?

  I just made that joke last episode, I'm not even kidding. I brought that up too, yeah.

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like that, it's like they won't stop. Like, or it's like every scene you get into, they're like-

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  Like, I could say anything, like, if I started the scene and I was like, "Oh, like, it's so nice out." They'd be like, "Yeah, what's gonna be really nice is when you're in this jail cell for the rest of your life." Like, they want to, like, always be, like, the bigger-

• 1:04:55Drew Afualo?

  Like, a powerful person?

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  Always, like, always the power dynamic.

• 1:04:59Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, well, guess what? I just shot you in the head, and you're like, "Why would you-" The scene just started.

• 1:05:04Speaker 02

  No, literally. They're like, "Good thing you're gonna be in shackles forever." I'm like, "What are you talking about?" I literally was like, "It's so nice out today. Good thing you're gonna be behind bars." Like, "Okay, thanks." And then I get tapped out by someone else.

• 1:05:25Speaker 02

  And it's a new scene where they're, like, in the prison, and I'm just, like, not involved. Great. Thanks. Thanks, guys. Love it here.

• 1:05:33Drew Afualo?

  I'm getting in a lot of good reps. Let's keep going.

• 1:05:36Speaker 02

  Like, every time I'm in a scene, I'm immediately getting tapped out by another man. Thank you. Thanks. Like, we just needed you to set that up for us.

• 1:05:45Drew Afualo?

  Well, now I'm gonna put you in a Ford Nelson. Now what?

• 1:05:48Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 1:05:48Drew Afualo?

  Now what? You're under arrest. Get on the ground.

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  Every time. Or like, you're, I'm like, "Oh, like, I'm so hungry." And they're like, "Well, this is detention, and there's no food up here." I'm like, "Stop." Every time. It was like, "Stop."

• 1:06:07Drew Afualo?

  Immediately getting tapped out.

• 1:06:10Speaker 02

  No, literally.

• 1:06:11Drew Afualo?

  So it's only men in the scene?

• 1:06:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. They hated me. Okay.

• 1:06:18Drew Afualo?

  I'm literally like, I feel like I'm gonna cry, because I'm laughing, because I'm picturing you going, "All right," like, and then just backing up, and then they do the whole scene 20 minutes without you.

• 1:06:29Speaker 02

  And it's, it's like some, like, two six-foot-tall gingers in T.V.

• 1:06:37Speaker 02

  Like there's one like blonde guy with a bowl cut and toms.

• 1:06:44Speaker 02

  And they're like making me feel unfunny. I was like, I need to get the fuck out of here.

• 1:06:48Drew Afualo?

  Say a Coney twenty twelve fucking bracelet on.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  Literally, I heart boobies bracelet. Literally, go fuck yourself. I hate you.

• 1:06:57Drew Afualo?

  As soon as they tap you out, they're like, thank God we came into the all men's prison.

• 1:07:04Drew Afualo?

  You can't get back in.

• 1:07:09Drew Afualo?

  Every time. They're switching.

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  I like tried to get back in. I'm like, I'm a man now. And they're like, no, you're not.

• 1:07:17Drew Afualo?

  They're like, and guess what? I killed you. Thank God we got rid of that fake man.

• 1:07:23Speaker 02

  Now you're dead. Now you're nothing.

• 1:07:27Speaker 02

  That's so funny.

• 1:07:28Drew Afualo?

  Two six foot tall ginger.

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  That's it. That's true.

• 1:07:35Drew Afualo?

  Ginger just love improv. That's very true.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  And like, oh my God, and acid. Like, they would like come into like our improv like time and they'd be like, I just tripped so tripped for thirty six hours last night in my dorm room. Like, I literally hope you die.

• 1:07:54Drew Afualo?

  By the way, this acid's only for men. They tap you out and you're like, alright. Yeah, I know. Did you even experience improv? They kept tapping you out.

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  Um, sometimes. Well, when we had the shows, I would really shine.

• 1:08:10Drew Afualo?

  Obviously.

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  Because then.

• 1:08:12Drew Afualo?

  Cause there's an audience and they can't force you out of it.

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  They couldn't force me out. That's when I felt like I I really belonged.

• 1:08:18Drew Afualo?

  And that's why you're like, you bitches aren't funny. I'm funny.

• 1:08:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, literally fuck you.

• 1:08:22Drew Afualo?

  Men are not funny in many, many ways. Like, there are many men that tried to like, like, for example, the one that was harassing me recently, a lot of like his fucking cucks that follow him, they came to my shit and they're like, aren't you gonna fucking respond? To what? The fat jokes? Like, what would you like me to say to that? Like,

• 1:08:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:44Drew Afualo?

  Hey, good job. Like, what?

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:47Drew Afualo?

  And like the fat jokes, he literally said, um, I'm built like a redwood tree.

• 1:08:55Drew Afualo?

  See how no one laughed like it's not funny like there's not and that's the thing about me is like you're gonna resort to bigotry every single time because that's all you fucking have but at least make it count like if you're gonna go to that well go for real like if you're gonna offend me at least be funny like when I made fun of Matt Rife um I like in his terrible fucking stand up when I made fun of that shit I literally was fielding comments from men and women mostly men but a lot of women too saying like you just don't get comedy

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  that happened to me too because I made a video about him

• 1:09:27Drew Afualo?

  yeah I I no I understand it I it's not good like you're not listening to me like I I'm saying the joke is ass like have you considered that like

• 1:09:35Speaker 02

  yeah

• 1:09:35Drew Afualo?

  and I even said the jokes that he said you could find on your racist white uncle's Facebook page and there would be like a minion behind it like you you have fucked up jokes about beating women and there's like two minions behind it going like this like yeah like literally like you could find that shit anywhere like the shit's not funny like it's not like you think I've never heard an offensive joke in my life like ever

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  yeah

• 1:09:59Drew Afualo?

  um and I also called him Miss Juvederm and I think a lot of women got pissed off at me about that

• 1:10:04Speaker 02

  yeah

• 1:10:04Drew Afualo?

  but I you know sorry

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  he's he's scary

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  I wouldn't wanna see him like at like in a dark room at night I'd be scared

• 1:10:14Drew Afualo?

  yeah talk about having a shroom trip that makes you sob

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  yeah literally like those eyes would like really get me they would really freak me out

• 1:10:25Drew Afualo?

  bring you to tears

• 1:10:26Speaker 02

  men are so not funny

• 1:10:28Drew Afualo?

  and last fun fact you played flag football in high school and how was that

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  that was gay

• 1:10:39Drew Afualo?

  yeah had to be right

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  it was pretty gay it was fun

• 1:10:46Speaker 02

  Love these facts.

• 1:10:48Drew Afualo?

  What position did you play?

• 1:10:50Speaker 02

  I played, I was a receiver.

• 1:10:52Drew Afualo?

  Okay, nice.

• 1:10:53Speaker 02

  And I was, um, I played defense, the one that's in the back.

• 1:10:57Drew Afualo?

  A safety?

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  I was a safety. No, she was fun. I actually-

• 1:11:01Drew Afualo?

  Or a corner. It's either or.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was fun. I like permanently, one of my middle fingers is like, the nail bed is like, this one's wider because one time my finger got stuck in this girl's like thong. Like, cause I was like pulling her flag and then, and we were like both stuck and it was like this purple, was it weird that I remember it? It was this-

• 1:11:24Drew Afualo?

  No, I think it's more obvious that you were gay.

• 1:11:26Speaker 02

  It was like this purple lacy thong and we were both stuck there with it and I was like, ah!

• 1:11:31Drew Afualo?

  You're grabbing a flag, why are you grabbing a thong?

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  It just happened.

• 1:11:34Drew Afualo?

  Was she wearing it on the outside of her shorts?

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  It would just, it happened so fast.

• 1:11:39Drew Afualo?

  It was just a big, like, bawling it up like that?

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm, and then my nail, it like, cause it like cut off, I don't know, I don't know, like cut off the circulation and then it was stuck and we had to get it off.

• 1:11:50Drew Afualo?

  And you said, hey, I'm not mad about it. If I'm gonna be stuck anywhere, purple lacy thong, let's do it.

• 1:11:54Speaker 02

  I hope it's right here. No, I actually was like, I couldn't even make eye contact with her. I was like, I'm so sorry, Adam, I don't know what happened. Like, I was like, like mumbling under my breath like really fast. I got really nervous.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  Cause it felt like, like a predator, but I did, how could you do that?

• 1:12:09Drew Afualo?

  No, you couldn't.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  How could I plan that?

• 1:12:11Drew Afualo?

  You were in the heat of the moment, obviously. You were trying to get that flag.

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 1:12:15Drew Afualo?

  Happy accident.

• 1:12:16Speaker 02

  Totally. You're trying to paint it like I liked it.

• 1:12:22Drew Afualo?

  I just meant like, was she wearing her underwear on the outside of her shorts? Like, I didn't know how that happened. But I get what you mean, cause it's like waist, so, or like your hips.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  I think that her shirt wasn't tucked in.

• 1:12:32Drew Afualo?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  You need to have your shirt tucked in, ladies.

• 1:12:36Drew Afualo?

  Ladies, listen up.

• 1:12:37Speaker 02

  Have your shirt tucked in. Um, no, but it's fun. I don't know what else to say. Like, I was a captain.

• 1:12:44Speaker 02

  Senior year.

• 1:12:47Drew Afualo?

  Perfect.

• 1:12:48Speaker 02

  I, there's like leagues here and I'm like, I actually, like, I think there's like, they're taking too seriously, like, I wouldn't be able to do it, like, I think it'd be really like, I think they're like going out there like black under their eyes, like.

• 1:13:03Drew Afualo?

  You're like, I just wanna, I just kinda wanna fuck around, I don't really wanna.

• 1:13:06Speaker 02

  I wanna like play, throw it, catch it.

• 1:13:10Drew Afualo?

  I think you're just describing catch, I think that's what you're describing.

• 1:13:13Speaker 02

  I don't know if I can, I don't know the last time I ran.

• 1:13:16Drew Afualo?

  Me either, to be honest.

• 1:13:18Speaker 02

  Except, I mean, I have been in the gym.

• 1:13:21Drew Afualo?

  Nice.

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  Cause I'm like, two months out of a breakup, so I'm like, at the gym, like, training, like, I'm training for like, the fucking apocalypse, like, I'm like, on the treadmill, like, fucking losing my mind, so maybe I could now, actually.

• 1:13:35Drew Afualo?

  Join a flag football team?

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:37Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, that would be like your version of getting banged, after a breakup?

• 1:13:40Speaker 02

  You say getting, getting banged, cause they're all gay.

• 1:13:44Drew Afualo?

  Like I'm a fifty year old man? You, you guys wanna bang, or what?

• 1:13:49Speaker 02

  Break your hymen at?

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  At flag football?

• 1:13:54Drew Afualo?

  You had your first blood at flag football?

• 1:13:59Drew Afualo?

  You gonna get banged, that's the, that's the dumbest, like, that's the most old people shit ever.

• 1:14:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:05Drew Afualo?

  I feel like that's something like, that's how I feel like, when my dad, sometimes my dad goes, it was some chick. It's just such like an old man way to describe.

• 1:14:14Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:14:14Drew Afualo?

  Women, like, that's how I feel about the word bang.

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  Bang.

• 1:14:17Drew Afualo?

  The two of you, I'm like, yeah, you guys gonna go get banged?

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:21Drew Afualo?

  No, that's you getting banged after a break, a breakup, instead you join a flag football team.

• 1:14:26Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 1:14:26Drew Afualo?

  You could totally do that.

• 1:14:28Speaker 02

  That's like, that's so hey mamas, yeah, that's like hey mamas getting banged. Okay, yeah, maybe, well, maybe it will join.

• 1:14:35Drew Afualo?

  Sure, why not?

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. Right now, I'm just like, twelve, three thirtying the boots.

• 1:14:43Drew Afualo?

  I love the fucking walking out of an incline.

• 1:14:45Speaker 02

  I love that shit.

• 1:14:47Drew Afualo?

  I love it.

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  I just, I just like have my whole life on there, except there's this, I was telling my friends earlier that there's this guy that keeps coming. And he always picks the one right next to me. I fucking hate men, like, there are so many open ones. He picks the one right next to me. He stretches, like, puts his foot all the way on the top of the, like, of the thing where his foot is in my face. And then the whole time he runs, his sweat drips on to me, cause it's dripping everywhere. And then he's rapping really loud, like, to his music.

• 1:15:20Drew Afualo?

  Right.

• 1:15:21Speaker 02

  And I'm just like, what's like wrong, like, how are you not realizing that your sweat is on me? So now I've started, like, he comes and he comes next to me and just immediately leave and go to another one.

• 1:15:32Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, you have to.

• 1:15:33Speaker 02

  But I feel kind of like bad, but like, that he's gonna like feel insecure. Like, why do I?

• 1:15:41Drew Afualo?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:15:42Speaker 02

  No, you're like, I don't, I'm not following.

• 1:15:44Drew Afualo?

  No, that's you, that's you being empathetic, like, women overcompensate by being empathetic like that.

• 1:15:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:15:49Drew Afualo?

  I think that's the only way to do it. As soon as he gets on, you move. And then you're like, you will catch the hint eventually, otherwise I'm gonna have to say something.

• 1:15:56Speaker 02

  No, literally, cause I'm like, what's wrong, like, how do you not realize that your sweat is like dripping on to me?

• 1:16:04Drew Afualo?

  I genuinely believe if he's done it multiple times at this point, like, he's trying to get your attention.

• 1:16:09Speaker 02

  No, I think that men don't have social cues.

• 1:16:13Drew Afualo?

  No, that is also very true.

• 1:16:15Speaker 02

  Socially inept. I think he like doesn't even realize.

• 1:16:18Drew Afualo?

  What are the odds, though, that he always picks the one next to you specifically?

• 1:16:21Speaker 02

  I don't think this guy wants me. I, it doesn't, it, I don't think I'm his type.

• 1:16:26Drew Afualo?

  It doesn't have to be sexual. I'm saying like, he could be like, maybe he thinks like, you're gonna give him his big break. If he's rapping next to you. Maybe he thinks you're a famous producer or something. He wants attention to some extent. Either he wants, either, whether it's sexual or just generally.

• 1:16:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:41Drew Afualo?

  Men don't do shit like that by accident. Like, if he's picking the one next to you multiple fucking times.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Every time.

• 1:16:46Drew Afualo?

  Girl, it's on purpose. It's for a reason. I don't know what.

• 1:16:49Speaker 02

  We'll stop.

• 1:16:52Speaker 02

  You need to stop.

• 1:16:53Drew Afualo?

  Hey, you need to fucking knock it off. How's that?

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  Genuinely, he needs to stop.

• 1:16:56Drew Afualo?

  I, I went to the gym years ago. This was like, I, I went to like a 24 hour fitness. Um, my man was, uh, working there at the time, but he wasn't there. So I went like after work and I was working out. It was really crowded. And there was this old ass man. When I say old bitch, like two steps from the grave old, like fucking old, like he had, he had like a cloud of old smoke around him. Like that's how he looked. He was that fucking old. He was walking around like there was like, they always have like a big turf area or whatever. I was kind of moving on the turf mostly and then using the machines, like lining the turf. And he kept changing machines so he could stare directly at me, but behind me almost every time.

• 1:17:39Drew Afualo?

  So I told myself that could be coincidence and he's also senile. So who knows, right? Like I was giving myself a pep talk because that was transparently years ago and I was a lot crazier before this. Like when I was in my early twenties bitch, like I was nuts. So sometimes people are like, oh, did men like fuck with you all the time? And that's why? No. They knew not to fuck with me. Like I was, and that's not a good thing. I, I grew out of it in a lot of ways, but anyways. He kept bothering me, like following me, that shit. And I got so fucking sick of it. That I turned around the last time he did it. I was like, if he does it one more fucking time, I'm gonna embarrass him. And then he went directly behind me again. And he was also like never putting weight on, had no phone out, no headphones. And he was just like, like he was using it as a chair. He wasn't even trying to use the machine.

• 1:18:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:18:25Drew Afualo?

  And the last time he did it, I turned around and I was like, what do you want? Do you fucking need something? Like, why are you following me? And then he was going like, hmm? Like he didn't understand. And I walked right up to him and I said, do you have a fucking problem? Why do you keep following me? And then he was just looking at me. He's like, oh, uh, oh, my name is, um, so it's like tries to introduce himself to me. And I go, I don't give a fuck what your name is. And I said, follow me again. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. And I'm so serious. I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. If you follow me one more time, I'm gonna push you over and I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. How's that? I literally was telling him I was gonna beat the shit out of him. I don't condone it. Listen, do as I say, not as I do. But I did that shit. I caused a huge fucking scene and then I just went home. Like I go to my Prius and I drove home. After that, I was like ruined my whole workout bitch.

• 1:19:10Drew Afualo?

  And then when I-

• 1:19:11Speaker 02

  I'm picturing you saying that to like some like senile guy with like liver spots, like diabetes socks. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.

• 1:19:20Drew Afualo?

  And I literally was threatening, I was like, I swear to God, if you do it one more time, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. I'm, I'm so badass. I'm serious about that. And then he like knew, like he knew I was being for real. Cause after I did that shit, I went back to my station and he just stood up and walked out of the gym, didn't say anything. Again, no phone, no keys, no wallet. How'd you even fucking get here?

• 1:19:39Speaker 02

  He was a figment of your imagination.

• 1:19:41Drew Afualo?

  Imagine, imagine it's me, that, that vine of the lady on the bus when she's going like.

• 1:19:47Drew Afualo?

  And there's nobody there. Like imagine, I wouldn't be surprised, to be honest.

• 1:19:51Speaker 02

  People just see you being like, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you.

• 1:19:55Drew Afualo?

  Talking to an empty chair.

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh my God, that's funny.

• 1:19:59Drew Afualo?

  I wouldn't be surprised. Well, we had a lot of fun.

• 1:20:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:03Drew Afualo?

  Did you have a lot of fun?

• 1:20:04Speaker 02

  I had fun.

• 1:20:05Drew Afualo?

  Did you enjoy your fun facts?

• 1:20:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I mean, it's better than like, I'm glad I got to say things on a podcast that wasn't me talking about like having an anxious attachment.

• 1:20:16Drew Afualo?

  Like I'm, I'm happy for you too. I'm glad that didn't happen.

• 1:20:18Speaker 02

  So we're like new fun facts to be had. That's, that's fun.

• 1:20:22Drew Afualo?

  There's more to you than just anxious attachment ideology. There's far more to you than that. For the two people that maybe don't know who you are, cause obviously I'm frequented by lesbians, so they all know you. Um, where can everybody find you?

• 1:20:35Speaker 02

  You can find me at M Grace Dog on TikTok, Instagram.

• 1:20:41Speaker 02

  That's it.

• 1:20:44Drew Afualo?

  Do you have anything else you want to promote?

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  Um, if you're in LA, come watch me do stand up. Follow me on Instagram. So you can see when I'm gonna do stand up.

• 1:20:51Drew Afualo?

  Yes. Grayson is very fucking funny, obviously, as you can see. Are you enjoying stand up? Do you like it?

• 1:20:58Speaker 02

  I do love, I like, like, yeah, I like.

• 1:21:01Drew Afualo?

  Way more than improv?

• 1:21:02Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah. I just need to do it more.

• 1:21:04Drew Afualo?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:05Speaker 02

  I need to do it more, but I do really like it.

• 1:21:07Drew Afualo?

  I think you're killing it.

• 1:21:08Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:21:09Drew Afualo?

  I think you're doing the best you can with the help of the moon and the ocean. That's all we can ask for.

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  That's all we can do. Yeah. With, with his strength.

• 1:21:18Drew Afualo?

  With his, in his name.

• 1:21:20Speaker 02

  In his name we pray, amen. He, him.

• 1:21:24Drew Afualo?

  And he his name?

• 1:21:27Speaker 02

  He his name, we pray. He who sees all.

• 1:21:30Drew Afualo?

  Period. Love that for us. Thank you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section show. Thank you so much to my amazing guest Grayson. For those of you that watch the comment section, don't forget new episodes drop every Wednesday. The audio can be streamed on all platforms with the video list for free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify. Thank you so much to my amazing guest Grayson. Thank you so much to all of you and I'll see you next week. Bye.

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