Is Target a Leveraged Buyout Candidate? + Comcast Cuts the Cord

Scott and Ed open the show by discussing the Justice Department’s proposed forced sale of Google Chrome, how Microstrategy is funding its Bitcoin buying spree, and Nvidia’s earnings. Then Scott breaks down why Target is still struggling to compete with Walmart and explains why it’s a prime candidate for a leveraged buyout. He and Ed also analyze Walmart's formula for long-term success. Finally, they discuss Comcast’s decision to spin off some of its cable tv networks and consider why distressed assets are a good investment. Order "The Algebra of Wealth," out now Subscribe to No Mercy / No Malice Follow the podcast across socials @profgpod: Instagram Threads X Reddit Follow Scott on Instagram Follow Ed on Instagram and X Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 1:29Scott Galloway?

  Today's number, 243,000. That's about how many views Jaguars commercial for its rebranded logo got in 24 hours on YouTube. Ed, I was trying to find a joke that would bring together necrophilia, bestiality, and masturbation, but at this point, it just feels like I'd be beating a dead horse.

• 1:59Scott Galloway?

  That's why the people come here, Ed. What's going on today? We're discussing an earnings crisis at Target, why Comcast is shedding its cable business. Good bank, bad bank.

• 2:10Ed Elson?

  First off, did you see the new Jaguar logo?

• 2:12Scott Galloway?

  Jaguar, listen to you. Listen to you, little saucy bitch. You were just dying to say Jaguar.

• 2:17Ed Elson?

  No, I wasn't. That's how I say it because I'm from a different country.

• 2:20Scott Galloway?

  If you ask for another raise, we'll find you dead in the boot.

• 2:24Scott Galloway?

  I just made that up. That's pretty good. Have I seen, I'm sorry, have I seen what?

• 2:29Ed Elson?

  Have you seen Jaguars? That's how it's pronounced.

• 2:31Scott Galloway?

  Yeah.

• 2:32Ed Elson?

  Have you seen their new logo?

• 2:33Scott Galloway?

  No, but they pasted in, our producers pasted it in.

• 2:36Ed Elson?

  Okay, so please check it out because everyone's talking about this and you are the marketing professor. We need your reaction.

• 2:43Scott Galloway?

  Oh, no, this is the new logo? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, hold on. I actually use this logo in my class. Look at this thing. He's out, he's hunting, he's bringing home the prey for his wife and his kids. He's, he's elegant, he's sleek, he's a jungle cat. Jaguar. And then they go to this fucking thing that looks like it was created by AI.

• 3:08Ed Elson?

  Right?

• 3:09Scott Galloway?

  We can process images 50 to 60 times faster than words. So this is going against our instincts as it relates to marketing. If you are blessed with a logo, like they used to have that visual metaphor of that incredibly strong, yet elegant, yet powerful Jaguar. Jaguars are the only animal that when hunted, this is a true story. The only animal that when hunted will perceive they're being hunted and then sprint, circle around, and then hunt the hunter. You want to talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? That is one of the greatest visual metaphors in automobile history. And instead they went to this fucking west world dystopic weird.

• 3:50Ed Elson?

  It's awful.

• 3:51Scott Galloway?

  Terrible decision.

• 3:52Ed Elson?

  So what do you think happened in the, in the Jaguar boardroom? Why did you, why do you think they signed off on this? What do you think is the strategy here? Like, everyone agrees this is the worst rebrand of all time. Why do you think they went ahead with it?

• 4:05Scott Galloway?

  Because they spent a lot of money in a design agency that's populated with very good looking young people who wear black, who seem to understand more about design. And they came in and used a bunch of fancy terms like elegant and progressive, and this is more for a modern age. We need to update it and you need to pay us $30 million to redesign all the logos outside the conference rooms and all the shit and all the dealerships. By the way, Ed, just a quick tip when you're shopping for a car, don't eat the clam chowder at the Lexus September to Remember event.

• 4:34Ed Elson?

  I would laugh, but I've heard this joke already.

• 4:39Scott Galloway?

  It never gets old. You gotta recycle the good stuff. You gotta recycle the good stuff.

• 4:43Ed Elson?

  I guess I did laugh anyway, so.

• 4:45Scott Galloway?

  I can tell you, I know what happened here without knowing what happened. It's a new CMO who's decided to put his or her footprint or imprint on the company and it's convinced them they needed a new fucking logo because actual work around things like customer acquisition and figuring out digital platforms, you know, that's real work. Instead, I hire Interbrand or my old firm Profit to come in and have very compelling, very articulate, very attractive people tell you why this logo connotes something that foots to a modern age. This is a stupid fucking decision. This is the equivalent of putting shareholder money in the middle of the road and running over it in an XJS. Was it the XJS or the XJR?

• 5:26Ed Elson?

  Just my, my one little comment on the Jaguar thing. Their new tagline is copy nothing. Like this is sort of their bold rebrand and they keep on saying, you know, copy nothing. This is the only thing. But I look at that logo and it's like, you copied every single tech startup that we've seen over the past like five to 10 years. Like this literally is just like classic dystopian metaverse type 2D font where it's all spaced out and clean looking. Like it's just, it looks like a tech company.

• 5:55Scott Galloway?

  This is the final nail in the coffin of British culture.

• 5:59Ed Elson?

  Good point.

• 5:59Scott Galloway?

  When Americans' obsession, fetish, masturbatory fantasies of AI bastard, and I'm shocked they don't have, I'm shocked it's not jaguar.ai and they're trying to pretend to be a tech company. But this is, this is a scent. Look at how beautiful their old logo is. I want to be that guy out in the jungle, just sleek and strong. Don't fuck with me. Don't fuck me around. Oh God, that shit is, that shit is money. The next like, if I see a super attractive guy or gal at F1, I'm going to come up after a few cocktails, a lot of cocktails and I'm going to be like, nah.

• 6:41Scott Galloway?

  Dude, that's how you lose your virginity at 19. Boom!

• 6:45Ed Elson?

  And that's how we open the show. Let's start with our weekly review of market vitals.

• 6:55Ed Elson?

  The S and P 500 was volatile, the dollar climbed, Bitcoin hit a fresh record above $98,000. I wouldn't be surprised if it hits 100 by the time this airs. And the yield on 10-year Treasuries slumped. Shifting to the headlines. The Justice Department proposed a forced sale of Chrome as a potential remedy in the Google antitrust case. The browser, which has approximately 3 billion monthly active users, could be valued at up to $20 billion. MicroStrategy sold $2.6 billion worth of convertible bonds to fund its Bitcoin buying spree. The business intelligence firm already owns nearly $31 billion worth of the cryptocurrency and plans to buy more over the next three years. The stock rose to a record high after the sale, and it's up more than sixfold year

• 7:39Ed Elson?

  to date. And finally, Nvidia's third quarter earnings beat analyst expectations with revenue topping $35 billion. That is up 94% from a year earlier. The company also projected revenue for the current quarter will jump to $37.5 billion. While that forecast was slightly above analyst expectations, the stock still fell more than 2% after hours. Scott, your thoughts, starting with the DOJ's proposed forced sale of Google Chrome?

• 8:06Scott Galloway?

  Look, I love this. If you go back in economic history, it would be very difficult to find an instance where the breakup was not good for the economy, was not good for the tax base, was not good for shareholders, was not good for the employees who now have more companies bidding to rent their labor. The only stakeholder that loses in a breakup throughout economic history is the individual who wants to sit on the iron throne of all realms, not just Westeros. I mean, search is essentially, I think it's the biggest gross margin dollar business in the world, and there's one company that dominates it. And if you gave, if you took away the data set in the interface of 2/3 or 3 1/2

• 8:47Scott Galloway?

  billion people who use Chrome, and it was now a competitor that could offer data and opportunities for other potential search engines, I think that would be good for everybody. I mean, who knows, someone might come up with a search engine that is not trying to target young people, or that screens out misinformation, or doesn't bring sunlight to conspiracy theory greater than its organic reach. I had a really interesting conversation with Eric Schmidt. Or we did. I don't know if it's on this pod or one of my other 45 Julie Bagadon's podcasts.

• 9:21Ed Elson?

  I was not there for it.

• 9:22Scott Galloway?

  There you go. Well, you actually, you know, it's funny. You did an outstanding job.

• 9:28Scott Galloway?

  Anyways, but Eric, the former CEO, not of Alphabet, but of Google, he said something really, that really struck me. He said that individuals should have almost limitless free speech, but computers should not have free speech. And that really struck me as an elegant way to approach the problem because when I look at the majority of really vile shit that's trying to polarize people or spread conspiracy theory, whenever I've kind of clicked on it and tried to figure out who this person is, I find out it's not a person. It's clearly a bot that's using, being used to amplify either conspiracy theory or a certain ideology, or simply put, it's a bad actor trying to get us shitposting each other and arguing with each other.

• 10:10Scott Galloway?

  So more competition, you might find people say, well, I want a family safe search company. I want a search company that doesn't have, doesn't ad supported such that it takes you to the best answer, not to, not to the answer they can further monetize.

• 10:25Ed Elson?

  Well, I'm going to disagree with you on your take here. I think you've brought up a lot of important issues, but they're all kind of disparate issues that you're talking about here. Like there's the monopoly issue. And then there's, you know, the, the free speech issue and there's the conspiracies issue. Like there are just all these things that we dislike about big tech and about Google. But I mean, let's just focus on what did Google actually do wrong here? And if you read through the judge's case, the big thing that the judge identified was the fact that Google was paying billions of dollars to other companies, particularly Apple, to be the default search engine on those devices. There's a very easy way to address that. And that's just break up their relationship with Apple.

• 11:08Ed Elson?

  Just tell them, you're not allowed to keep paying Apple to be your default browser. And now that is something that DOJ is supposedly going to recommend as a remedy. But to add on top of that, the forced sale of this asset that is in many ways integral to Google's business.

• 11:27Ed Elson?

  It just doesn't feel like a remedy. To me, it feels more like a punishment. And in my view, if you're going to focus on punishing Google, I personally think punishments should come in the form of fines. But the idea of forcing them to sell Chrome, which would just dramatically transform one of the most important businesses in America, the online search market, that to me just feels like a step too far from government.

• 11:49Scott Galloway?

  I just had this horrific image that I finally get the call from the White House asking me to be Secretary of Education or Commerce Secretary, and the call's actually for you, and they're just trying to get your name. I think that's a really solid take. I would argue, though, that the data around traffic patterns and behavior captured on the front end of the true access point to the digital world is the browser. And so the amount of data they get around where people are going, their trends, that they can then feed into their search algorithms to better provide better targeting for clients who advertise on Google, I would think that gives them almost an unassailable advantage

• 12:30Scott Galloway?

  that results in a 90-plus percent share of search.

• 12:35Ed Elson?

  It's huge. But it's also why the product is so good, right? I mean, the data is all part of the business.

• 12:41Scott Galloway?

  What you don't realize with a monopoly is you don't know what you're missing. So for example, do you think Google's search has really innovated in the last decade?

• 12:49Ed Elson?

  No.

• 12:49Scott Galloway?

  All of the innovation has been how to turn advertisers up by their heels and shake more money from them, and it hasn't been around consumer innovation. So I would push back and say, the monopoly power here, we don't know the innovation we're missing.

• 13:04Ed Elson?

  I just don't buy it as a means to breaking them up. And my reaction would be that this won't hold up in court. But I agree with you that perhaps the world would be a better place if Google were broken up. Shall we move on to MicroStrategy, which is absolutely tearing right now? And you're actually friends with the founder and CEO, Michael Saylor, who's been on this podcast before. What are your initial reactions to MicroStrategy, which is performing even better than Bitcoin right now somehow?

• 13:32Scott Galloway?

  So I've known Michael for the better part of 20 years. The guy's like crazy fucking smart. And every time I meet with him, I think I really should buy MicroStrategy stock or Bitcoin. And I have bought none of either. And so I want to find a time machine, go back, find me, kill me, and then kill myself. I mean, I knew this guy was so bright, but the thing that got in the way for me was, you know, I'm an old dog. I believe in corporate governance and the idea of a CEO taking a publicly traded company that does business intelligence and borrowing, levering up like crazy to buy another app. It would be like Tim Cook saying, I just believe in gold and I'm going to put $100 billion in debt on this company and go buy, become the largest single owner of gold in

• 14:16Scott Galloway?

  the world. And it just felt so strange to me, but there's just no getting around it. The guy is a fucking visionary. When I had him on the pod two, three years ago, Bitcoin was at 18,000 and it had spiked from 5,000. Am I going to go wait till it goes down to 5 again? He's like, trust me on this. Just buy a little bit. This thing is, this thing is bulletproof over the long term. You know, it's up what fivefold since then? And what is MicroStrategy at?

• 14:43Ed Elson?

  Since then, I'm not sure. It's up, it's up sixfold in the past year.

• 14:47Scott Galloway?

  It's up 123% in the last 30 days. And because he takes debt, it's basically MicroStrategy has become a levered bet on Bitcoin. It's like buying an ETF on China that's 3X, it's levered up. So, look, there's just no getting around it. Even crypto skeptics like myself have to acknowledge that I believe that Bitcoin has become a credible tangible store of value. You know, it's a speculative asset, no doubt about it, but Michael is, you know, from an IQ standpoint, he's flying at a different altitude and he saw this. And my gosh, you want to talk

• 15:24Scott Galloway?

  about balls the size of really big balls? I mean, this guy, this guy basically said, business intelligence, missionist intelligence, we're levering up and we're buying Bitcoin.

• 15:37Ed Elson?

  I think the question a lot of people are asking is like, why is MicroStrategy up so much more than Bitcoin? I think part of it is what you said, which is this is like a levered, a levered up Bitcoin play because they're borrowing money and then using that money to buy more Bitcoin. So it's just going to be a more volatile version of Bitcoin right now. But I think there is a second story here, a second reason why people are so obsessed with MicroStrategy right now. And that is, the Bitcoin holdings are worth a quarter of the company's entire market cap. And they don't have cash, which is why they're borrowing money to just go buy more Bitcoin. And if you look at their earnings reports, they now identify not as a business intelligence firm, which is what this company has always

• 16:22Ed Elson?

  been, they call themselves a, quote, Bitcoin Treasury Company. And that is the through line of the entire earnings report. It's like, here's our plan to buy more Bitcoin. Here's our plan to build out a Bitcoin ID network. Here are the list of conferences, these Bitcoin conferences that we will be hosting and attending. Meanwhile, the actual business, the way they make money, is practically treated like a footnote, like it doesn't seem to matter that much to them. So when I look at what's happening here, I think there are two people buying the stock. It's one, the people making the lever play. But then it's two, the people who believe that, you know, if Bitcoin is the future, MicroStrategy is

• 17:04Ed Elson?

  the leader of that future. This is going to be the official Bitcoin company. They believe that MicroStrategy is somehow going to pioneer this new space. My only question would be, in what way will they pioneer the Bitcoin space? What does that actually look like? It's not very clear to me. The strategy is very vague. It's very hand wavy, which is why personally, I don't really buy it.

• 17:27Scott Galloway?

  If I had been on his board five years ago, and he said, we're levering up to buy Bitcoin?

• 17:33Ed Elson?

  You would have been a nightmare.

• 17:35Scott Galloway?

  Oh, no, very simple. I would have either been kicked off the board, I would have resigned, because everything I know about corporate governance, I would have said, Michael, you're a billionaire. If you want to sell your stock and go start a Bitcoin company, have at it. But don't, don't take, you're a fiduciary for our shareholders who think they're investing in a business intelligence company. And I would have been wrong. His shareholders have done extraordinarily well.

• 18:00Ed Elson?

  We'll see. We'll see. I'm still with you on that, on that take. I think, I think this could end very badly personally. And by the way, our producer is messaging me, Citron Research just shorted the stock and the shares are off around 9% as we are speaking right now. So clearly I am not the only one who's skeptical about this company.

• 18:21Scott Galloway?

  I'm with you and you know, the things I don't like about Bitcoin are, I actually believe in transparency and, and I understand that people feel like they should have privacy as it relates to their money. But you know, this asset class has been used in some pretty frightening ways. And, uh, but I, I would, maybe you could argue that's the government's job and people have a right to privacy. And this is a longer conversation, but the reality is he's winning and he's, there's just no getting around it. The guy is a visionary. I keep waiting for it to come down so I can buy a little bit of Bitcoin, but it, it's not cooperating with me. And then every time I see it go up every day, oh my God, Jesus, here we go.

• 19:04Ed Elson?

  It's going to be a big day when Prof G finally buys some Bitcoin. We're going to have to have a celebration.

• 19:08Scott Galloway?

  Yeah, that means sell everything.

• 19:10Ed Elson?

  Yeah, exactly. Let's just quickly move on to Nvidia here. I personally don't have much to say about these earnings because it's kind of the same story we've seen quarter after quarter. I mean, revenue doubled, profits grew, estimates were beat, and then the stock kind of, you know, stumbled, but then hummed along. And this is what we've come to expect. I mean, every single quarter Nvidia just absolutely destroys and the market says, okay, that's, that's sort of what we expected. The only thing that I would say that struck me, and this is more of a media observation than an investing observation, is that last night before the earnings, I was just thinking, you know, it actually doesn't matter what happens in this earnings

• 19:55Ed Elson?

  report because you and I are going to cover this either way because this company is just so important at this point. It makes up 7% of the entire S and P. It's in practically every American's retirement account. It's just gotten to this point where it's like, it's systemic to everything. You can't ignore it. It has to be covered whether or not it's interesting. And then I think the thing Jensen Huang that really summed it up on the earnings call, he said, quote, "Every company in the world seems to be involved in our supply chain." And I think he's right. This is just, the world relies on Nvidia in so many ways at this point. And I think it'll probably go down as one of the great companies of our time.

• 20:37Scott Galloway?

  I mean, if you talk about, it's really hard for people to get their head around the value creation here. And that is, if you took the entire German stock market, every company from Daimler Benz to Siemens, the entire German stock market, the entire French stock market, all of the best companies in these respective economies, all of them, Nvidia's market cap is greater than the entire stock market of these countries. And if you really think about that, if you think about the amount of human capital, investment, government support, people who spend their lives at these companies, the IP, the customer bases, the global customer bases, take every one of them, every one of them and add them all

• 21:16Scott Galloway?

  together, they're not worth as much as Nvidia. So this is a phenomenon. We don't know how long it can last. Yet another fucking amazing asset class that I am not in. I am not in this, Ed. I keep waiting for it to get cheaper.

• 21:36Ed Elson?

  We'll be right back after the break with a look at target earnings. If you're enjoying the show so far and you haven't subscribed, be sure to give Prof G Market a follow wherever you get your podcasts.

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• 23:27Ed Elson?

  We're back with Prof G Markets. Target and Walmart both reported third quarter earnings and once again, it was a tale of two retailers. Walmart's sales rose over 5%, solidifying its position as the top performing retailer in the S and P 500, while Target's only rose 0.3%. Walmart also raised its fiscal year guidance for the third time and Target lowered its outlook. So the market's response highlighted that contrast. After the earnings call, Walmart's stock rose 3%. Meanwhile, Target's stock fell more than 21%. Its worst day since 2022. The first thing I will note, Scott, is that we have Basically told this exact same story before on this podcast.

• 24:10Ed Elson?

  I'm pretty sure we called it the tale of two retailers. We've seen this before. Target slumping and Walmart doing really, really well. So what are your reactions to the fact that we're sort of in a deja vu position in third quarter 2024?

• 24:26Scott Galloway?

  So let me start off by saying I love Target. I go to the super Target in Boca Raton, and I think they do a great job. I have not worked with senior management at Target. Actually, I had some interaction with the CMO there, but I've, at one point I had a decent amount of interaction with everyone, including the board and the CEO at Walmart, and it's an exceptionally well-run company. And what was interesting about this is that they are going after Target's white meat. And that is Target was always a cooler, hipper, better merchandised, more aspirational version of Walmart. You can have value, but you can have a little bit of je ne sais quoi, a little bit of sizzle, a little bit of sauce, a little bit of salsa on that chip, if you will. And they had their own brands, kind of a better branding campaign.

• 25:10Scott Galloway?

  It was a positioning that worked really well. But Walmart's coming for their, coming for their core. I mean, really coming for their heart and their lungs. And that is the point of differentiation that a lot of wealthy people who wanted value shopped at Target. Now they're just going straight to Walmart. Automation played a big role here. Walmart is now automating two times their fulfillment center volume year on year, while Target's is only 25% more automated. So Walmart has the, Walmart has the capital and the vision to make huge investments in digital. Some of them didn't pay off. They paid, I think, I think they overpaid for Jet and they bought Bonobos, which was a stupid acquisition. Nice guys, but it was just like a key little concept that they, anyways, those guys got incredibly lucky, in my view.

• 25:53Scott Galloway?

  But about 75% of Walmart's increase in market share this quarter came from households earning over $100,000, which is the demographic typically associated with people shopping at Target. So people want convenience and affordability. Walmart, you know, the unlimited deliveries for $12.95 a month. And people are, you know, focused on spending smart. Groceries were 60% of Walmart's US sales, while the category accounts for less than 25% of Target's sales. And I would imagine that groceries is a, while a low margin business, it's a more consistent business. And if you look at the two companies, Walmart's trading at 36x earnings. Target is trading at 12.

• 26:35Scott Galloway?

  And the analogy here that you brought up, which is a really interesting one, is the analogy between a dominant number one and a very distant two, and that is Uber and Lyft. And they're eerily similar. Uber's up 157% over the last five years, while Lyft is down 62%. Actually, I think the CEO, I think both have outstanding CEOs. Dara Khosrowshahi and the CEO at Lyft are both impressive people. By comparison, similarly, if you will, Walmart's up 120% over the last five years, while Target is down about 4%. So this is what I think is going to happen, and I'll come back to this. I think Target's beginning to look like a juicy LBO target, or at a minimum, they're going to have an activist in there. This thing is now cheap enough,

• 27:18Scott Galloway?

  it still has a strong brand and a great, great real estate. I think if I were to try and speculate, but the problem is it's the following. When you're dealing with a CPG company or a retailer in a duopoly, Coke Pepsi, everyone's compensation mojo DNA is focused on one thing, and that is share. You do not give, if you're Pepsi, you do not, and you've got 17.8% share. If it goes to 17.6 as the brand manager, you might get fired. So you become so obsessed with share that in the market also is very focused on your share, that you can't make the hard decisions that I think you need to make. And I would argue that Target just needs to be a dramatically

• 28:01Scott Galloway?

  smaller company that's more profitable. They have 1,900 stores, it should probably be 1,000 or 1,200, and cut costs and make this a more profitable, smaller business. And I think that would best be done outside of the scrutiny of a publicly traded company. And when you look at the fact that PE firms have a quarter of a trillion dollars on their balance sheet, ready to deploy, when you look at the fact this thing is getting pretty cheap, one or two things is going to happen. We're either going to see an activist, or we're going to see a potential club deal and take private here.

• 28:33Ed Elson?

  Very interesting. So Target's market cap is 56 billion. Its enterprise value is around 72 billion if you account for the debt. Um, who's got that money?

• 28:44Scott Galloway?

  Oh, it would have to be a club deal, but you got it. Like I said, PE has $250 billion in dry capital and they could finance a lot of it with debt. It's still, you know, if it's trading at a PE of 12, that means it's got 5 billion in earnings. So they could probably borrow, you know, 10 to 20 billion of it. And they get a club deal, get a bunch of the biggest players to each come up with 10 billion. Yeah, they could get this deal done, but I think what you're going to have in, I mean, the three biggest deals, I think in LBO history were HCA, uh, RGR, but none of them have happened in the last several years. But all the moons are lining up for what I think will be probably the biggest LBO in history in 2025. I think it's either going to be Intel or this company, Target.

• 29:30Scott Galloway?

  People say they know Walmart's bigger, but oftentimes people will mention Target in the same breath as Walmart.

• 29:37Ed Elson?

  Absolutely.

• 29:38Scott Galloway?

  Target has a $56 billion market cap. Walmart's is 700 billion.

• 29:43Ed Elson?

  It's crazy.

• 29:43Scott Galloway?

  I can tell you, a lot of PE guys are sharpening their pencils and looking at this thing and then calling their buddies and say, saying, if the CEO is down with this and we think we can make this happen, are you in for one, five, 10 billion in equity? Talking to banks, how much could we finance on this thing? Uh, this is, there's a lot of people, I would imagine, a lot of very smart people looking at this company right now.

• 30:05Ed Elson?

  I would like to just focus on Target and their earning, the earnings themselves. And, and then we'll compare it to Walmart, but just to highlight what happened to Target. So revenue rose just 1%, which is way below expectations. Profits fell 12% also, way below expectations. And they said, Target, that there were two main issues they were dealing with. The first issue was the Longshoreman strike, which we've discussed before. There were all these strikes at many of our largest ports in, in, in America back in October. And that was a problem and Target said that as a result, their freight costs and their supply chain costs were a lot higher. Uh, the second issue that they highlighted was consumer demand.

• 30:47Ed Elson?

  So the average ticket size for Target customers was down 2%. They also saw a decline, a pretty significant decline in their discretionary spending. And the way Target positioned that problem is that there is this macro issue in America happening among consumers. Consumers in America are tight on cash and so, you know, they're just more cautious about spending right now. Okay, now let's compare that to Walmart. Sales rose more than 5%, profits higher than expected, average ticket size grew more than 2%. And so the story over at Walmart that they are telling shareholders, and mind you, these

• 31:30Ed Elson?

  earnings calls happen in the same week, so we're looking at what happened to Target and then immediately following that with what happened to Walmart. The story is that customers are going to Walmart more frequently and when they do, they're also spending more. So this macro boogeyman that Target seems to be talking about when it comes to consumer demand that is supposedly hurting Target, for whatever reason, it isn't touching Walmart. Walmart's doing just fine. And then, you know, the Longshoreman strike, Walmart is the second largest importer of the affected ports from that strike. The only one ahead of it is LG Electronics. It should have been hit way harder by this strike than Target. But Walmart said that, yes, it was a slight issue, but they managed the inventory well.

• 32:14Ed Elson?

  They only saw a 0.6% decline in their inventory level. So in other words, Walmart just figured it out. The consumer issue wasn't a problem and neither was the Longshoreman strike. So this, again, is a story we've told before. This is the fourth straight quarter in which Target has blamed their underperformance on something else, whether it's inflation or demand or strikes, or in some cases even shoplifting. And meanwhile, Walmart is overperforming. They're doing just fine. So I think the question you have to ask Target now is, at what point will you publicly recognize that maybe this is your fault? Maybe this isn't America and the consumers doing something wrong.

• 32:59Ed Elson?

  Maybe this is you doing something wrong and maybe you need a drastic change. Because Wall Street just isn't buying this narrative anymore. There's a reason the stock dropped more than 20%. They're just done with it. So I guess my question to you would be... What does the boardroom do now? I think the activist point was a good one. It seems like, I'm sure, a lot of activists are coming in here and looking to shake things up. But what do you think the conversations in the boardroom of Target are looking like right now?

• 33:30Scott Galloway?

  What is probably going to happen and what the board should do is simple. They should fire the CEO. And that is, your analysis is correct. At some point, it's about you, boss. All the problems you're claiming that are these macro systemic issues, Walmart seems to have figured out. So it's simple here. Doug McMillan gets a raise and Brian Cornell gets fired. He's been the CEO for the last 10 years. His company has underperformed dramatically, its peer group, and maybe it's not his fault, but at a minimum, they need a fresh change. And the way I look with CEOs, people say, "Fire him." CEOs make so much fucking money, they should be held to a higher standard.

• 34:14Ed Elson?

  He's fine.

• 34:15Scott Galloway?

  And this is what's going to happen. The chairman of the board, I would bet in the next couple of weeks.

• 34:19Ed Elson?

  Really? Okay.

• 34:20Scott Galloway?

  Well, I got the timing wrong. This guy's on the Green Mile. He just is. Gets a call from the chairman and says, "Brian, yeah, you know, love you, but we're going to make a change." And they're going to give him a golden parachute, or they'll give him, they'll forward vest his options. But no, he should be, this is an easy one. He is, in my opinion, after 10 years of really mediocre performance, he absolutely deserves to be terminated, in my view, or let go. And I would, I'd be shocked if that didn't happen. And if it doesn't happen, that'll be the first thing on an activist PowerPoint deck, is that management has vastly underperformed. He hasn't, I want to be clear, he hasn't been a disaster, but these jobs are fairly kind of, what have you done for me lately?

• 35:04Scott Galloway?

  And the last five years have not, have not been strong.

• 35:07Ed Elson?

  Absolutely. Let's just take one moment before we wrap it up here to talk about what Walmart has done right, because...

• 35:15Ed Elson?

  I mean, the stock is up one hundred and twenty percent in the past five years. And I feel like no one saw that coming. Like Walmart has generally been viewed as kind of a dinosaur. And more importantly, a shitty competitor to Amazon. I mean, I think the story that most people believe was that Amazon was going to kick the shit out of Walmart, but they've done really, really well. I think the question is, you know, what have they gotten right specifically? And just two things really jump out to me and are worth highlighting. The first is how they invested in e-comm. So they, they made a set more than seven billion dollar investment in twenty twenty two to just revitalize all of their technological infrastructure. And the business is, the e-commerce business is tearing.

• 36:00Ed Elson?

  It's up twenty seven percent year over year. And you compare that to Target, which is up just ten percent. And you mentioned the fact that they have doubled their automated fulfillment volume. I think that's really important. So one part of this is their embrace of technology, their embrace of the internet, which has really paid off. The second one is pricing. I don't know if you remember, but earlier this year Walmart came out with massive discounts when inflation was ripping. And our response was, one, we commended Walmart and two, everyone's going to follow suit now. And that is exactly what happened. Target eventually decided to follow up and they offered their own discounts. But it looks like it was too late.

• 36:44Ed Elson?

  And you almost have to give credit to Walmart for being so bold on pricing and recognizing that the most important thing is the foot traffic and the trust of their customers. And so they said, fuck it, we're going to reduce prices before anyone else does. And it seems to have really paid off in this quarter at least. So those are my two standouts in terms of Walmart's performance. Perhaps you have some other observations on what they've done well.

• 37:08Scott Galloway?

  So this guy Bruce Buchanan, an economist at Stern, taught me a framework that has just kind of changed the way I look at shareholder value. And that is all shareholder value comes down to the relationship or the geometry between three lines. The top line is perceived value. The middle line is the price you charge and the bottom line is the cost. And there's only two ways to create shareholder value. You either increase perceived value, better merchandising, better branding, association of innovation. And then if perceived value goes up, you can have a lot of fun. You can either raise the price you're charging, which creates greater margins because the delta between your costs and the price go up. Or you can leave the price the same and you should expand market share because the delta

• 37:51Scott Galloway?

  between the price you're charging and the perceived value goes up, increasing the value to the consumer and your market share goes up. Now, the majority of shareholder value, I would argue, is around pushing the top line, the perceived value up, right? A great spokesperson, Tiger Williams, or a great ad campaign, or we are the best, you know, we're tightly associated with this brave new future of AI, so we get a ton of traffic, OpenAI, and we can raise our prices. What Walmart has done is they brought in this gestalt that every day we're trying to push down the cost line. And then immediately, as soon as we're able to pull it down, we pull down the price line that we charge consumers.

• 38:34Scott Galloway?

  We pass on those cost savings to the consumer immediately, thereby increasing the delta between our prices and our perceived value, which should expand share, which is exactly what happened here. And the problem is, I've always told kids coming out of business school, you want to have a bias towards a company doing this, increasing perceived value. Because when you're in the business of pushing down the line, it's purely a business of operations and scale. Doug McMillan can make multi-billion dollar investments in technology that may or may not pay off to try and get costs down 10 bips. He can make staggering investments. You see the same dynamic at Uber and Lyft. The number one player has the scale where they can just make more bets.

• 39:17Scott Galloway?

  And in this instance, when you're in the business of pushing the line down, whether you're Dell, whether you're Home Depot, whether you're Walmart, it's a business of scale and operations. And right now, both of those things go to the market leader. And the number two, quite frankly, is just feeling, is just feeling the pain of how much it hurts, you know, one fifteenth of the market cap to be the number two.

• 39:41Ed Elson?

  We'll be right back after the break with a look at Comcast's spinoff. If you're enjoying the show so far, hit follow and leave us a review on Prof G Markets.

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• 41:34Ed Elson?

  We're back with Prof you Markets. It's official. Comcast is finally cutting the cord. The company is spinning off several of its cable TV networks into a new public entity, temporarily named SpinCo. This new company will include MSNBC, CNBC, USA, Oxygen, E, SyFy, and the Gulf Channel. However, key assets like NBC, Bravo, and streaming platform Peacock will remain under the Comcast umbrella. So Scott, you predicted this. This is a clip from September of 2023. Let's play it.

• 42:10Scott Galloway?

  There needs to be recognition that cable TV assets are no longer teenagers that are going to keep growing, that they're in fact, you know, Nana and Pop Pop and need to be made comfortable. These things are dying and they need to be managed for cash flow, not starved of investment, but stop the hallucination that these things are ever going to reignite growth again. So my prediction is you're going to see one or more players shed their assets into a different hold code to clean up their story and also for consolidation and scale. There needs to be a bunch of these things wrapped together. So there's one sales rep in Chuck Lizavaki selling ads on the Cartoon Network or what

• 42:49Scott Galloway?

  have you and un-muck or, you know, unfuck the story that is media companies now that have growth, but also have declining assets in the same portfolio.

• 43:00Ed Elson?

  I should say, I can, I can feel you smiling on the other side of the screen.

• 43:07Scott Galloway?

  Ed, let's be honest, I'm touching my nipples. I'm, this is the most turned on I have been. I mean, granted, I don't own a single fucking coin and I keep waiting for Nvidia to go back to 10 bucks a share, but let's be honest, the dog is howling on this one. The dog is howling.

• 43:31Scott Galloway?

  Yeah, this was like, this was obvious. And effectively, what you have is when you mismatch families of different generations under one stock ticker, you have good assets that are growing in the market values as growth or as consumers not on cash flow. And then you have shitty businesses that are declining and then but still produce cash flow. Investors in the market don't know what to do. So what they do is they find the shittiest assets trading at the lowest multiple and they assign that entire multiple to the whole thing. So the divestiture of assets in different sort of stages of the lifecycle here creates more clarity and ultimately creates a whole that's greater than the sum of its parts. So the disposition or clarity around a brand architecture that spins these low performing

• 44:15Scott Galloway?

  or declining but high cash flow assets into a separate company is a very good idea. And then they will have their own currency to go buy ABC or, you know, Bravo Five or CNN because everyone, whether it's Iger or Zaslov, is in the same position. And that is they have some amazing assets that would be valued at X and they have other assets that are valued at point three X. So the market assigns that point three to their entire portfolio. This is a good move. It will be used potentially as a shell company to go and acquire other declining but high cash flow assets. And I remind people that the second best investment I ever made was in a Yellow Pages company and it was very simple. We knew these things were going away.

• 45:00Scott Galloway?

  They were declining at seven to 12% a year. But there's still a lot of people that want that big fat fucking book delivered to their home in rural wherever in case they need a plumber and they still have a dial up phone. And these businesses still spun a lot of cash flow. And what we would do is go buy the biggest Yellow Pages company in the Southeast and say, okay, you're fucked, we're fucked. Let's be fucked together. And the way we'll do this is we'll take your 10% of your best salespeople. We're going to lay off your entire administrative staff. We're going to close your headquarters down. And as long as we can cut costs faster than the revenue declines based on consolidation and the fact we can pick these assets up on the cheap, every year, this company.

• 45:45Scott Galloway?

  Increased its cash flow and this specific company then took a lot of that cash flow and started trying to transition to a CRM software company and actually did it quite well. But consolidation of mature or declining assets can be a great business because typically these businesses don't go away as quickly as you think they're going to. And as long as you take sort of a private equity cost cutting approach and stop trying to inject botox and filler into this thing such that under the illusion it's going to look young again, it's not going to.

• 46:17Ed Elson?

  So just on your point about depressed valuation. So if we look at how much revenue these assets actually generated for Comcast, it comes out to around $7 billion. Now, we don't know what the profitability is exactly. I think we can assume it is quite profitable, but there are public companies out there that are quite similar to this business and the example we could use is Fox Corporation, which has a price to sales multiple of one and a half. So if we were to apply the same multiple, this segment is probably worth $10 and a half billion dollars and you compare that to the overall market cap of Comcast, which is more than 160 billion. So Wall Street hates cable in the same way that they hated Yellow Pages.

• 47:01Ed Elson?

  My question to you though, from an investing perspective, you said that Yellow Pages was one of your best investments. What made it so good? Did you sell your stake at some point at a higher price or was it the fact that cash flows were high and you were receiving direct income? What made it such a good investment?

• 47:27Scott Galloway?

  So I invested in the company probably the better part of 10 years ago and you could, for a dollar in cash flow, you had to spend two and a half dollars on a company. And so we knew these companies were going out of business, but they weren't going out of business in 30 months. So within three years, the company, just in cash flow, could return all of the initial investment to the investors.

• 47:48Ed Elson?

  Wow.

• 47:49Scott Galloway?

  And this is what it comes right down to. It's very similar. Everything replicates nature or human interaction. And that is, if you have the chance, I'm going to F1 because I want to hang out with hot, young people or hot, successful people. I am not going to, I don't know, the Golden Girls reunion. I don't want to hang out with old people.

• 48:10Scott Galloway?

  We are attracted to youth and vigor and growth. And so these young, vigorous, growing companies get an enormous multiple because we all want to hang out with them, right? So they trade at much higher multiples. And if you look at the most successful businesses in terms of likelihood of success from startup, the average is 14%. Only one out of seven companies survives. But 90-plus percent is senior care homes. If you're willing to go into the business of taking care of seniors, nine out of 10 of these businesses work. But there's an absence of capital because they're not as fun or sexy. They're not growing. People don't like to be around old people. It's the same with distressed assets. Everybody wants to hang out with OpenAI.

• 48:54Scott Galloway?

  Everybody wants to hang out with Nvidia. They don't want to be in distressed assets. So if you go up and down the stack, from angel to venture to IPOs to growth to mature to declining to distressed, hands down, the most successful, greatest likelihood of success I've found in the stack in terms of a capital or an asset around the lifestyle, it's distressed because you can pick up shit at pennies on the dollar.

• 49:21Ed Elson?

  I guess it's interesting to me. I mean, I consider, I think that I think like a value investor. I think I'm a value investor. And I guess the thing that I've always felt with distressed assets is it feels as though what you have to do is you're getting a really good price and you're buying at a really good price, but then what do you do with it? You're sitting with this pile of shit that you could make look a little bit less like a pile of shit. And my assumption has always been, okay, well, you've just got to flip it at some point. But what's interesting about what you described with the Yellow Pages is actually it was a good long-term investment because of how profitable it was and because you could use those profits to then revitalize the company and turn it into a CRM, which is far more

• 50:06Ed Elson?

  sustainable over the long term than what it was before. And so I want to continue with this Yellow Pages analogy because I think it's a good one. What do you think the makeover looks like for MSNBC and CNBC and SyFy and all of these channels? What does the CRM-ification of this spinco, how will that play out, do you think?

• 50:31Scott Galloway?

  I don't have a vision for a new business that they could pour their cash flow into to turn this, to pivot this company. And also, you don't need to do that. Because these companies, there's just going to be a lot of people watching CNBC and Andrew Ross Sorkin, who is an extraordinary journalist, and Joe Karenin, who is not. They are going to be watching these things for a long time. And there's still going to be advertisers that want to reach people who are 70, right? Average age of an MSNBC viewer. The conversations, and I know this firsthand, happening with all of these anchors is the following. Chris Wallace, we love you. You're iconic. You're fantastic.

• 51:13Scott Galloway?

  Last year, we, you know, when we were trying to convince ourselves we could inject botox and filler into our face, and we had this idea for CNN Plus, and we wanted to take you from Fox, we offered you a four or five year deal at eight million a year. That's what I've read. I would bet, they said, we love you, you're great, we're willing to pay you a million bucks a year. The salary cuts, the cost cutting. We did an analysis of how many people we need at this podcast. We're getting like triple or quadruple the number of viewers per person than these big firms. These firms, all roads lead to the same place. The anchors here are pilots for, you know, for Pan Am in the 70s. They're banging stewardesses, they're high prestige, but they know the writing's on the

• 51:58Scott Galloway?

  wall. They're going to be making $68,000 working for Spirit Airlines, going from Louisiana to Asheville pretty soon. Even if they don't find another thing, these companies, as long as they keep acquiring and consolidating and cutting costs, which they will do, they will figure out a way to return all of that capital to shareholders really quickly because the share price will be low to buy in, and they'll make really good money. I would actually rather, I think I'd rather invest in this SpinCo than in the core Comcast because it'll be at a lower valuation. There's a lot of properties. Hey, Bob, are you ready to finally sell your shit to us? We'll take it. We'll take it off your hands. We'll pay you an awful price, but your stock price will go up because the market will

• 52:43Scott Galloway?

  be focused on your parks and on Disney Plus, which are great businesses, instead of constantly asking you about ESPN and ABC and you having to apologize for it every three months.

• 52:54Ed Elson?

  I love it. Let's put a consortium together, take a majority stake, and let's call it DogCo.

• 52:59Scott Galloway?

  DogCo.

• 53:00Ed Elson?

  Let's take a look at the week ahead.

• 53:05Ed Elson?

  We'll see earnings from Dell, CrowdStrike and HP, and we'll also see the personal consumption expenditures index for October. Sounds like a fascinating week. Scott, any predictions?

• 53:15Scott Galloway?

  The biggest LBO in history is going to happen in 2025, and there's a ton of capital on the sidelines. Some stuff is getting cheap, great iconic companies is getting cheap. And my bets, two of my favorite candidates are now Intel and Target.

• 53:31Ed Elson?

  And just before we go, we'll be recording an Ask Me Anything episode at the end of the year. So please send in your questions for me and Scott to [email protected], or you can tag us on social media at ProfGPod, or you can leave us a comment on our YouTube channel. Anything is fair game. Send us your questions.

• 53:51Ed Elson?

  This episode was produced by Claire Miller and engineered by Benjamin Spencer. Our associate producer is Alison Weiss. Mia Silverio is our research lead. Jessica Lang is our research associate. Drew Burrows is our technical director, and Catherine Dillon is our executive producer. Thank you for listening to Prof G Markets from the Vox Media Podcast Network. If you liked what you heard, give us a follow and join us for a fresh take on markets on Monday.

• 54:53Scott Galloway?

  And I think what's happened with Target. Hold on. Yeah.

• 55:00Scott Galloway?

  Hello. Hola. Hola, por favor, venden trascen una hora, por favor?

• 55:08Scott Galloway?

  Okay, gracias. Oh, a little cosmopolitan skill from El Pato. That's right. That's right. Anyways, okay. Where were we? Oh, Target.