Bobby's Hopecore Era

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:45Bobby Lee?

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• 0:50Andrew Santino?

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• 0:56Speaker 03

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:58Speaker 04

  Who are these two idiots?

• 1:00Speaker 03

  White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:05Speaker 04

  Oh, you two are something.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  We're bad friends.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  You look like a Real Madrid's towel boy. Like, what's the shirt you're wearing?

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't a good joke, that's why.

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 1:17Bobby Lee?

  No, it wasn't good.

• 1:18Andrew Santino?

  No, it was really good.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  You just did that laugh. If I'm not being funny...

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  Do that.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Today?

• 1:22Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:23Bobby Lee?

  Everyone do that laugh.

• 1:24Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 1:24Bobby Lee?

  And I will do the same.

• 1:26Andrew Santino?

  Alright, thank you.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  You do one.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  Do your fake laugh.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, yes, yes. That hurts the most.

• 1:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the velocity and the energy behind that is so hurtful.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  Pete's wife cooked us some cookies. I'm not gonna eat it.

• 1:44Speaker 05

  Oh, that was me.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  You said your wife.

• 1:47Speaker 05

  No, no, that was me. I baked them.

• 1:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I don't want this.

• 1:49Speaker 05

  No, no, they're good.

• 1:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:51Speaker 05

  Try them.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. Well, in the middle, what is it?

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 1:55Speaker 05

  The Hershey's Kiss.

• 1:56Bobby Lee?

  Ooh. No, thank you.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Can you put this? I don't like the smell.

• 2:01Andrew Santino?

  Do you want this? Yeah. You want one?

• 2:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  Good catch.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  What are those called? What are these called?

• 2:07Speaker 05

  Peanut butter blossoms.

• 2:09Andrew Santino?

  You want one sweetheart?

• 2:09Speaker 06

  I have nicotine in my mouth.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  God bless dude. God bless dude. I'm gonna have a little, little taste of Pete's.

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  I haven't eaten in 24 hours.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 2:19Bobby Lee?

  Cause I took the last bit of my Ozempic.

• 2:21Andrew Santino?

  Wow Pete.

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  But I-

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  This is bad.

• 2:24Speaker 05

  Oh man.

• 2:24Bobby Lee?

  I can tell. They look bad. Yeah, they look bad and they smell bad.

• 2:27Andrew Santino?

  And I'm gonna finish it. Cause I need to poop today. I haven't pooped and I know this will make it happen.

• 2:31Bobby Lee?

  And if you're gonna finish it, it's really good. Yeah?

• 2:35Andrew Santino?

  Very good.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I'll take a bite.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  No, eat a whole one.

• 2:39Bobby Lee?

  I cracked a tooth. I'll-

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thank you.

• 2:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, cut us eating.

• 2:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  It's the holidays.

• 2:48Speaker 05

  Oh, nice.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  Mmm, peanut butter.

• 2:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:52Bobby Lee?

  Nice.

• 2:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  Really good stuff Pete.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  It's really good. Are you a baker? Is that your side hobby?

• 3:00Speaker 05

  I, I cook, I bake, yeah.

• 3:01Bobby Lee?

  Yep. You watch, uh, The Great British Bake Off?

• 3:04Speaker 05

  Oh, I sure do. Every season.

• 3:05Bobby Lee?

  Really? Who won this season?

• 3:06Speaker 05

  I didn't watch this season.

• 3:09Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the most shocking win.

• 3:12Bobby Lee?

  We could talk about it.

• 3:12Andrew Santino?

  I didn't have her on my top to win. I had, bring up the cast, the young, good-looking kid who was beautiful.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  But did you see what happened to him at the end of the episode?

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 3:22Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  They showed like-

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  He [__] up.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  No, at the, after that, they show like what they're up to now.

• 3:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. He's working at a Michelin restaurant.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  It's beautiful.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  He's fine.

• 3:31Bobby Lee?

  You know Paul Hollywood called somebody?

• 3:32Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 3:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  He got four handshakes.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was amazing. So, um-

• 3:36Andrew Santino?

  Out of our show, out of you and I.

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  You're Paul Hollywood and I'm Prue.

• 3:41Bobby Lee?

  No dude, that's not true.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm Paul Hollywood?

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm that black lady that does the jokes.

• 3:47Andrew Santino?

  That, with The Great British Bake Off.

• 3:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  You're her?

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I, really, you think I'm Paul Hollywood?

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  I guess you're right, I am Paul Hollywood.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  You're Pollywood for sure. You're Pollywood.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  Boom, baby.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  But, um-

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  I give the shakes. Yeah, no, you are Prue because you look like her. Bring up Prue. This is actually what Bobby looks like. This is genuine, that's Bobby. That's you. Look up, yeah, the third photo is-

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  That's not you?

• 4:12Bobby Lee?

  That's not me.

• 4:13Andrew Santino?

  That little eccentric woman is not you. That's a hundred-

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  I guess, I guess maybe.

• 4:15Andrew Santino?

  If you were an old white woman, that would be you.

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, if I was an old white woman, I would be that, yeah.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  That's what the [__] we're doing!

• 4:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  That's what the [__] this is!

• 4:25Andrew Santino?

  Ha, ha, ha, ha.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  Ha, ha, ha, ha.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so anyway, um, so, but, here's the thing about the, he didn't have a good day.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  Who didn't, oh, yeah, he didn't know, he didn't do.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  He didn't have a good day.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  Bring his name up again, I forget his name, the cast. He's my favorite, though, he's.

• 4:42Bobby Lee?

  He's so good.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  Really handsome guy, yeah, Dylan's a man.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  This guy is a great baker.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  And you know who likes him a lot?

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Rudy, she's nodding already, pervert.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in on that guy, he's, he's gorgeous, this guy.

• 4:54Bobby Lee?

  Not a great photo.

• 4:55Andrew Santino?

  No, no, just give me some other photo.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, not that photo.

• 4:59Andrew Santino?

  He honestly, he's such a good, he's such a good baker.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  He's so good.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  And he's so humble.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:04Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's very good looking.

• 5:06Speaker 06

  He's cute, he's cute.

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  And he's strong, he's in great shape.

• 5:10Bobby Lee?

  Weird.

• 5:11Andrew Santino?

  That's why I like him.

• 5:12Bobby Lee?

  He's a little eccentric.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  I like him like that.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  You don't want him to be, look at that photo. Put the kid in a movie.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when Paul Hollywood does handshakes to him, he waits too long to shake it back.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I think he's nervous.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  So Paul Hollywood would go like.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  And then this guy goes.

• 5:31Andrew Santino?

  He's, he's.

• 5:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, but my point is, you shake it right away!

• 5:34Andrew Santino?

  You shake it right.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  When Andrew shakes your hand, you shake it right away!

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Shake it right away, you know better.

• 5:39Bobby Lee?

  Good forearms, for baking.

• 5:40Andrew Santino?

  Kid's got great ham.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:42Andrew Santino?

  Look at that.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  And he's got good flavor. What's his thing?

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  Unique flavors.

• 5:46Bobby Lee?

  Unique flavors.

• 5:47Andrew Santino?

  All right. We're bored, we're bored.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, no, I don't think we are, I don't think we are.

• 5:52Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's for you and me.

• 5:53Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't matter.

• 5:54Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  I think the people at home want to know what we've watched.

• 5:57Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, his mom is Indian and his father is Japanese Belgian.

• 6:00Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  And they showed a video of the family, the most wholesome fucking family on earth, these people are wonderful.

• 6:04Bobby Lee?

  Let me see the family, I never saw it.

• 6:06Andrew Santino?

  Do the family, they showed a video of him with his family.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  I'll show you, I know wholesome.

• 6:09Andrew Santino?

  But that girl is the one that won, by the way.

• 6:12Bobby Lee?

  But she had a good day, that's all.

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but she wasn't my home run, he was my home run all season.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, do you know what Hope Corps is?

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Is it a thing online?

• 6:22Speaker 06

  No Hope Corps.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it when, I'll tell you what I, when Jules, when you do. You act as if I'm not from this planet. That I don't have the same kind of social media you have.

• 6:34Speaker 07

  It's just, I see you and I see an old.

• 6:38Bobby Lee?

  An old what?

• 6:39Speaker 07

  An old man.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:42Speaker 07

  And Hope Corps is my.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 6:45Andrew Santino?

  Well then, why don't you explain it to us?

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, explain to us Hope Corps.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  Side note, do you see an old man when you see me?

• 6:50Speaker 07

  No.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  Fuck yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 07

  Different.

• 6:52Andrew Santino?

  What do you see when you see me?

• 6:53Speaker 07

  Like, early 30s.

• 6:56Andrew Santino?

  I'll take it.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  See what she's doing? She couldn't even look in you in your eyes.

• 7:01Andrew Santino?

  She looked me right back.

• 7:01Speaker 07

  I had to look up and down.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  And I'm gonna say this, and I'm gonna speak on her behalf. This is what she wanted to say. It's weird, you're like much younger than Bobby, but you guys look the same age.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  That's what her eyes said.

• 7:13Andrew Santino?

  That's what her eyes said?

• 7:14Speaker 07

  No, you guys look like very different.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 7:17Bobby Lee?

  So I look way older than him.

• 7:21Andrew Santino?

  I mean, you just look like an old Asian.

• 7:23Speaker 07

  Asian, yeah.

• 7:24Andrew Santino?

  Asians, Asians age in a different way. Whites get uglier, you just get old age.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 7:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Look at, look, look, look, look, oh.

• 7:32Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  Now that's a good looking old Asian.

• 7:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  You could never.

• 7:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:37Speaker 07

  Are you, is your hair gonna get white like that?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:39Speaker 07

  Oh, that's cool.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  And he's like, he's like, thinking of lotus flowers and grasshoppers. When you get old, an Asian man will only, what do they think about?

• 7:49Andrew Santino?

  Taking long walks.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Long walks, putting their hands behind their back. It has to be attached.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  Has to.

• 7:55Bobby Lee?

  Because, watch, when a Korean man unattaches it, he stops walking.

• 7:59Andrew Santino?

  They'll fall over.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  They'll fall over.

• 8:00Andrew Santino?

  They'll fall over.

• 8:01Bobby Lee?

  It's all about weight.

• 8:02Andrew Santino?

  So.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Right? They think about what?

• 8:05Andrew Santino?

  Long walks, grasshoppers.

• 8:07Bobby Lee?

  Grasshoppers, right.

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  Lotus flowers.

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Lotus flowers.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  A bamboo arrangement.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  They love bamboo arrangements. bonsai trees.

• 8:13Andrew Santino?

  Bonsai trees. Clipping, clipping.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Have an old Asian man walk by bonsai, they'll be clipping.

• 8:19Andrew Santino?

  They're gonna be clipping.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  That's why they have clippers in their fucking pockets, all old Asian men. Just in case, right? If I want to buy a bonsai tree dude, dude, you'll see me clipping all day long.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  He'll be clipping, he'll be clipping.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  I'll be clipping, dude.

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  This is more of your stock right there.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  This is me, this is me, walking down, you're right, this is me, walking down.

• 8:39Andrew Santino?

  You can't resist.

• 8:40Bobby Lee?

  I can't resist it, dude. If I see dude, a lotus flower dude. Or if I see a grasshopper, I do this, they jump right on my finger.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  They have to, right?

• 8:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  Isn't that like to?

• 8:50Bobby Lee?

  And then we philosophize.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right.

• 8:53Bobby Lee?

  We always philosophize. Another thing that old Korean men think of is.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  Mountains. They love sitting up in the.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  How do you know about mountains?

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm Korean.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  How do you know about us and mountains?

• 9:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm Korean, dude.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, and tea, they love.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Love tea dude. It's gotta be some herb you've never even heard of.

• 9:09Andrew Santino?

  And you know what else they love?

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh fuck, here we go.

• 9:13Andrew Santino?

  They love a good babbling brook, running water.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  Love just a little like. Little bubbles of water, right? A babbling brook to an Asian guy is.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  And the last thing they think about, I'll tell you, is, and this is a deep cut. But this is so true. Two dollar fucky fuckies.

• 9:29Andrew Santino?

  Two dollar fucky fucky dude.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Because you know, for old Korean men, inflation isn't a thing.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  It's not.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:35Andrew Santino?

  And it should.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna pay what we pay. In the 1950s.

• 9:41Bobby Lee?

  But it's inflation. I don't care, two dollar.

• 9:43Andrew Santino?

  Don't care.

• 9:43Bobby Lee?

  That's all he has.

• 9:44Andrew Santino?

  You know why? That's why the American government created the two dollar bill.

• 9:46Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 9:47Andrew Santino?

  For two dollar fucky fuckies.

• 9:48Bobby Lee?

  And people don't realize that.

• 9:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:50Bobby Lee?

  They created it right during the Vietnam War.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  They did.

• 9:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they're so hard to cash in because they're rare.

• 9:57Andrew Santino?

  They're very rare.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  It's a trick almost. So the prostitute goes, I can cash this in. Right? And they frame them. They always frame them.

• 10:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, I actually have a lot of them if you want some.

• 10:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, how did you get so many?

• 10:08Speaker 06

  Kirk Fox.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  He's, oh, that makes sense.

• 10:10Bobby Lee?

  King of two dollar fucky.

• 10:11Andrew Santino?

  King of two dollar fucky.

• 10:12Speaker 06

  I'm in the lot and I'll give them to you. You can use them. I just sent them in my.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  All right, we'll give them to.

• 10:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, give them to me.

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  You know, there's, what's his name does that? He prints his own two dollar bills. What's the guy?

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Who does this?

• 10:23Andrew Santino?

  One of the Microsoft guys. What's one of the Microsoft guy's two dollar, huh? Bomber, Steve Bomber? Is that, just type in Microsoft two dollar bill. No, no, what's the eccentric guy? Woj.

• 10:34Bobby Lee?

  Who are you talking about, guy?

• 10:35Andrew Santino?

  What? No, maybe it's the Apple guy. What's the guy? Steve Wozniak. Woj, did he print his own? Look at this. Steve Wozniak prints his own two dollar bills. Go back to Google search.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  There he is.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  Go down.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there you go. Steve Wozniak's probated.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's good. Let's move on. Um.

• 11:00Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow, write that down, guys. Steve Wozniak does a $2 bill. Let's go. Wow. Do something else. Hope Corps. Let's go back to Hope Corps. Explain to people what Hope Corps is? We'll just cut that out, Andrew.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes even the king misses. Anyway.

• 11:25Andrew Santino?

  Tell us about Hope Corps.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Jesus Christ.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  All I do on this. All I do is set us up for material and joke.

• 11:36Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, um.

• 11:39Andrew Santino?

  Unreal today.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  I wish we had a buzzer. But anyway, so explain to us what Hope Corps is.

• 11:44Speaker 07

  Okay, Hope Corps on TikTok, it's always within a soft, like peaceful audio. And then the video is like mountains or like beautiful scenery and there's always like quotes about like.

• 11:56Bobby Lee?

  That's not, that's not it.

• 11:58Speaker 07

  What is it then? And the quotes are always like, like hopeful. And that's Hope Corps.

• 12:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's not it. But anyway, um.

• 12:06Speaker 07

  What is it then?

• 12:07Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a lot of, it's a montage of videos that make you feel like hopeful. And so, but they include some of that, but they mostly include like soldiers coming home. Or, you mean, or a dog, you know what I mean?

• 12:20Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Or friends reuniting and stuff like that, right? So, but here's the thing. When I watch Hope Corps video, are you doing this board thing now? Are you mad about, are you mad about the Steve Wozniak $2 bill thing?

• 12:30Andrew Santino?

  I'm listening.

• 12:31Bobby Lee?

  No, there's something going on. I can see you processing Steve Wozniak. Let's, how about this? Let's pause Hope Corps. Let's go back to the $2 bill. So tell us about Steve Wozniak.

• 12:43Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, tell us about, I'm so curious now. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  So Steve Wozniak.

• 12:47Andrew Santino?

  Did you get some pussy last night?

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  You were in a good mood because you got a little pussy?

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. So Steve Wozniak.

• 12:51Speaker 07

  He's off Ozempic.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so Steve Wozniak.

• 12:54Andrew Santino?

  Go back on it.

• 12:55Bobby Lee?

  So Steve Wozniak, um, he prints his own $2 bills, eh?

• 12:58Andrew Santino?

  Does he really?

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  I know, you're the one that told us.

• 13:00Andrew Santino?

  I had no idea.

• 13:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:01Andrew Santino?

  How did you know about this?

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Because you told us this five minutes ago.

• 13:04Andrew Santino?

  I did?

• 13:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  I've never heard of this before in my life.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  This thing that you're doing is very interesting. I've never seen you do this style of comedy.

• 13:09Andrew Santino?

  Wait, no, what?

• 13:10Bobby Lee?

  Of complete denial.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  I don't know what you're talking about.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a reversal. Go back to Steve Wozniak, please.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  Why are you obsessed with Steve Wozniak?

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay. So let's go back to Hope Corps.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's so strange. We're talking about Hope Corps.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  Very odd to bring that up.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing right now, dude?

• 13:26Andrew Santino?

  Such a weird thing.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  What you're doing right now is very weird and it's kind of pissing me off.

• 13:31Andrew Santino?

  Is it really?

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:33Andrew Santino?

  What's going on?

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'll tell you why. Because you, you, um, put a halt to some of the things I say sometimes.

• 13:41Andrew Santino?

  Do I?

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and when I do it to you, right, you have a nervous breakdown in your mind.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  Do I?

• 13:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did one. Your face went, got all pale. And when we were talking, you were like this. Like, like, yeah. Yeah.

• 13:56Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  You were talking to yourself.

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  What was I saying?

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Like, I thought that Hope Corps thing was gonna be a good idea. You know, the way Bobby did that was like on going for it. I just, you know, this is fucking weird.

• 14:06Andrew Santino?

  Is this your internal monologue or mine?

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  What you're, I was reading.

• 14:08Andrew Santino?

  It sounds like it's yours.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Reading your, what, see this thing you're doing? I love it.

• 14:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let's get the resentment out. So, because I don't want to continue the show without.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I, I, I.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen, wait.

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm in good.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen him do this?

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Good spirit.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever seen him do a fucking fentanyl nod?

• 14:27Andrew Santino?

  It's the new chair.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like this fentanyl nervous technique that he.

• 14:30Andrew Santino?

  I get a new chair and I'm feeling good.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good. So, um, so anyway, the two dollar bill.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  Are you trying to rock?

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  You can't rock in your chair? Yeah, I'm trying. Steve Wozniak. You know what I mean? He created, he built a machine and it's two dollar fucking bills, you know? So anyway, um.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Dude, watching you not, not be able to rock in that chair is so funny. Don't get jealous because daddy be rocking.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 14:52Andrew Santino?

  Look, you.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think you could thrust better than me? Dude, I can thrust too, dude. Dude, okay, anyway.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  All right, that's enough.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  So I've been watching Hope Corps videos.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, you and I have sent them to each other before. I do actually love them.

• 15:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the thing is, is that.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  Make me cry.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  At the end of the day, at, after every video, I think to myself, I would not react like that. Like, for instance, friends that I've been seeing 25 years or 30 years, they, they cry, they hug. Dude, if you and I were separated for 15 years, and then all of a sudden we reunited.

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I would cry. I would absolutely cry. 100%. 15 years? That's so long.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  I would cry too.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  No, you fucking would. No, you would.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  I think I would cry too.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  It's fine if you wouldn't. I just definitely would.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  It would depend of why I was gone for 15 years. Like, if I was in an internment camp. You know what I mean? I think that there's a lot of like emotions that would come up like, oh my God, I'm seeing people for the first time. I haven't eaten either.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, why did you go in the first place? What did you do?

• 15:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  I said, I lied, I was Japanese.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  You wanted.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  That happens.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  Just wanted free rent for a while.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But anyway, um, I, I, I don't think, I think I would be like, oh, like I would be like, if I see somebody for, a friend of mine for 30 years, I'd be like, oh, that's it.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  I did, I think that's the, eh, eh.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  At the end of the show, when this show is done, when we stop shooting this show, let's not see each other for 15 years and then we'll see what it's like. Let's see if the payoff is worth it.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm down.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay. But here's another thing I want to say.

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  30 even, maybe.

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  30 years. Okay, let's try.

• 16:21Andrew Santino?

  Can you get there?

• 16:22Speaker 05

  No, no. You're gonna die.

• 16:25Andrew Santino?

  No, he's, first of all, he's not.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  You know, can I?

• 16:27Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's gonna live. I already told you, I spoke to my, uh, I spoke to my, uh,

• 16:30Bobby Lee?

  I've never regretted something more in my life.

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Than what?

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Than calling you out on the $2 with Steve.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  The Steve wasn't acting. I've never regretted something more in my life.

• 16:40Andrew Santino?

  It was very funny.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. I can see your eyes. I've never, oh my God, I fucked up, dude.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe that you're so upset about it. It's insane. Oh, my God. So anyway, um,

• 16:56Bobby Lee?

  but here's another.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  I love you so much.

• 16:57Bobby Lee?

  Here's another Hope Corps thing.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  And I don't ever want to not see you.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So there's, you know, the soldier's coming home. Soldier comes home.

• 17:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Surprises his eight-year-old kid at school.

• 17:08Andrew Santino?

  He's blindfolded, right?

• 17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sometimes he's blindfolded.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  Love those.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Kid freaks out, cries, daddy, jumps on top, right?

• 17:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  But my dad? I, then I always think to my, I'm home, right? I'd be like, ah, you know, I would have like run, you know what I mean?

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you don't want to be near that.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it's like, I, whenever I see Hope Corps videos and I relate it to my own life, they wouldn't happen.

• 17:33Andrew Santino?

  Bring up a Hope Corps so we can watch one and maybe it'll inspire us in a different way. The ones with the words, I think, are great.

• 17:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  Right? Oh, this is.

• 17:41Bobby Lee?

  Here we go.

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Or let's play that back with us.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Let's play that back with us.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking beautiful.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I got, I got stem, stem cell replacement from Mike Driscoll.

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  Buddy, buddy, buddy. Buddy. You're an old Korean man.

• 18:23Andrew Santino?

  In the restaurant.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Why do you know?

• 18:26Andrew Santino?

  Why did you go to that?

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  Because I'm just too mimicking that guy.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  Do your own version. You're an old Korean man.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm not playing Mike Driscoll. I'm saying I got.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  I'm Mike Driscoll.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  So I said, I got, I'm the guy. So I said, I'm, I got stem cell cells from Mike Driscoll.

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 18:43Bobby Lee?

  So why can't I say that as the Asian man?

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  That's what I'm asking you to do.

• 18:48Bobby Lee?

  Didn't I just do that?

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  You didn't do Asian, you did a southern guy. Wasn't Asian? You were like, I, I, I got my stem cells. Is that new Asian? If it's new Asian, that's fine.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  It's new Asian.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  All right, fine. Be new Asian.

• 19:04Speaker 07

  I say I say I'm.

• 19:06Bobby Lee?

  I say, I say I'm. Well, listen up a cowboy. Shoot them up, bang them up. Anyway, man, I got, why am I celebrating?

• 19:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you're Ken Patterson now.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Why am I celebrating? Oh, years ago, man, some guy gave me stem cell some research. It was Mike Driscoll.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  What did he give you?

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  Stem cells in my spine.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  What was his name?

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  Mike Driscoll.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  It's funny because I, uh, I have the same name.

• 19:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, anyway.

• 19:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that's.

• 19:38Speaker 07

  This is Bobby. Anyway, can I get the bread?

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And even if I was like, I would be like, oh, you're the guy? You're the guy?

• 19:45Andrew Santino?

  I'm the guy.

• 19:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright, that's it.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  What if he saw him and he was like, "I don't like the way you look." Imagine he's like, "You know, somebody saved my life."

• 19:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm the guy.

• 19:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you say, "I'm Tony Oksko." Alright, you got it.

• 20:00Andrew Santino?

  I was gonna say how funny if this guy was racist, he's the black guy, he's like, "It's for me." He's like, "I don't want these stem cells anymore."

• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And he takes a knife and starts stabbing his spine.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  To get it out. "God damn it, how do you get the shit out of my spine?" Alright, and he oozes it into a fucking...

• 20:16Andrew Santino?

  Chuck it out.

• 20:18Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then he gets it back to him. "Here you go, black guy."

• 20:20Andrew Santino?

  There you go. Here's my leaf.

• 20:22Bobby Lee?

  His stem cells, yeah.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  That didn't make me jump or nothing.

• 20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, I, I, I knew I had sickle cell.

• 20:32Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um...

• 20:33Andrew Santino?

  His glaucoma was kicking in.

• 20:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's interesting. But see how happy, would you be excited?

• 20:37Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah dude, if somebody saved my fuck-

• 20:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright, here we go, let's play it out.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to.

• 20:45Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 20:46Bobby Lee?

  You're the guy now, you're the one that's telling everyone that you had stem, stem cell. Stem cell, stem, stem, stem.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  I had stem cell.

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  And the only-

• 20:55Bobby Lee?

  See it right, I just said it wrong.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 20:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  I had squimsquels. I had stem cells put in me by a guy from Baltimore. Twenty-six-year-old, that's the only reason I'm here today. Because of Mike Driscoll.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  Hey, man. I'm Mike Driscoll.

• 21:11Andrew Santino?

  You are?

• 21:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 21:13Andrew Santino?

  From Baltimore, you're Mike Driscoll from-

• 21:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 21:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm the, my stem cells.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  It's from you?

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man.

• 21:20Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 21:22Andrew Santino?

  How did you know I was here? You followed me? This feels a little invasive.

• 21:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I follow all my stem cells.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, I, I wanted this-

• 21:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not the only one, man, that has stem cells, my stem cells. I have stem cells in every city in America.

• 21:36Andrew Santino?

  You spread around your stem-

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so every, I, I follow all of them around, man.

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  I wanna know where my cells are at, dog.

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's great to meet you.

• 21:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you, thank you, man, how, how they working out for ya?

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  Uh, good, I think.

• 21:45Bobby Lee?

  Good.

• 21:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, how about a "thank you"?

• 21:48Andrew Santino?

  How about it?

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Thank, you're welcome.

• 21:52Bobby Lee?

  You're welcome, sir.

• 21:53Andrew Santino?

  Just confuse them.

• 21:54Bobby Lee?

  I'll see you next month.

• 21:55Andrew Santino?

  I'll see you soon. Thanks for coming, dude.

• 21:57Bobby Lee?

  And he goes all over the country.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  I do like this. I like these videos.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Hope Corps.

• 22:00Andrew Santino?

  Don't you like them?

• 22:01Bobby Lee?

  I like that.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  Give me another Hope Corps that's gonna make me feel...

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  We love Hope Corps. We love Hope Corps.

• 22:05Andrew Santino?

  We're into Hope Corps. You're watching this at night when you get sad. I know you are.

• 22:07Bobby Lee?

  I cry every... No, I don't like this cancer ones.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  No, the cancer ones...

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't like the cancer ones.

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, don't do this.

• 22:13Bobby Lee?

  They break my heart too much.

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

  Kids cancer is gonna make me fucking lose my...

• 22:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it makes me cry.

• 22:15Andrew Santino?

  Get it off!

• 22:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  Kids cancer is gonna kill me.

• 22:18Bobby Lee?

  It breaks my heart when the dad shaves his head. Why are you laughing?

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  What are you laughing at? You're insane, Carlos.

• 22:25Bobby Lee?

  You are insane, dude.

• 22:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:28Bobby Lee?

  You're insane. What?

• 22:30Speaker 05

  They're already going at it.

• 22:31Bobby Lee?

  You don't have to do it. You're bald anyway.

• 22:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, so it's like I would...

• 22:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  Dude, how funny would a Hope Corps video be?

• 22:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:37Andrew Santino?

  Of a cancer patient and Carlos is shaving the sides of his head?

• 22:42Bobby Lee?

  That'd be insane. That's insane. That's insane, just the sides.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

  And they're both just crying and shaving the fucking sides of his head?

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

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• 22:53Andrew Santino?

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• 22:54Bobby Lee?

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• 22:57Andrew Santino?

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• 22:59Bobby Lee?

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• 23:03Andrew Santino?

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• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  There's a dashboard. I can look at everything. It's great.

• 23:07Andrew Santino?

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• 23:20Bobby Lee?

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• 23:31Andrew Santino?

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• 23:41Bobby Lee?

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• 23:48Andrew Santino?

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• 23:51Bobby Lee?

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• 23:52Andrew Santino?

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• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  You know what we're talking about, dude?

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  What are we talking about?

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  Talking about booking in-network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors, Andrew, okay, across every specialty.

• 24:07Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

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• 24:12Andrew Santino?

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• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  I hate being jerked around, man.

• 24:25Andrew Santino?

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• 24:41Bobby Lee?

  Appointments made through Zocdoc also happens fast, like you said, so would you ask me, how do you do it?

• 24:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

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• 24:53Andrew Santino?

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• 25:00Bobby Lee?

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• 25:02Andrew Santino?

  Playoffs, we're talking about playoffs.

• 25:03Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about playoffs right now?

• 25:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we are.

• 25:05Bobby Lee?

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• 25:20Bobby Lee?

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• 25:22Andrew Santino?

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• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  There are ones I don't like though. What are the ones I don't like? There's some, um.

• 26:18Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what I don't like. I'll tell you what pisses me off on the internet.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  Excuse me, could you help me with a dollar? And someone else, why'd you decide to help me today? Oh, you just needed a dollar and I said, well, I want to bless you because you blessed me. There's a thousand dollars cash. This guy, I don't like this game. I don't fucking like it. We don't like it, do we?

• 26:36Speaker 07

  No.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  What bothers us about it though? I can't explain. I was trying to say that the other day. I was like, why does this bother me to my?

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Because I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why it bothers me.

• 26:42Andrew Santino?

  Tell me.

• 26:43Bobby Lee?

  Because now I'm giving every homeless guy a dollar, just in case I run into that guy.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  Right. I'm giving everyone a dollar.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now I'm like, is it the guy?

• 26:52Andrew Santino?

  Where's the guy?

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  All the way, yeah, and I never see the guy.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  I've just been hanging out at Target all week, waiting for this guy.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  I think that's why.

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  Why does it bother you, Jules?

• 26:59Speaker 07

  I think because you're then just faking.

• 27:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 07

  Faking it.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  Who's faking it?

• 27:04Speaker 07

  Like myself, because you think like, oh, I have to do this in case someone's video, like recording.

• 27:10Andrew Santino?

  Well, and they're videotaped.

• 27:11Speaker 07

  That's what I don't like about it.

• 27:12Andrew Santino?

  The video of it all.

• 27:13Speaker 07

  The video. Look how good I am.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  But, let me say something. I see a lot of dudes don't tip and give money. So maybe it's going to force people to give money.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  I guess. I mean, what's the nicest thing you've done and nobody knows? Because it wasn't recorded, nobody knows, you never really talk about it.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Well, if I talk about it now, then people are going to know.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, what's a good moment for you?

• 27:32Bobby Lee?

  So one time, and this really happened, I was at a 7-Eleven, the one right down the street, this one, right here.

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  Right, right? And there was a homeless man and he had a bunch of garbage in his, he had my clothes, not garbage, you know what I mean? But on top of his, like, um, wheel, what do you call it?

• 27:48Andrew Santino?

  Uh, like a cart?

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Like a cart.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Grocery cart?

• 27:50Bobby Lee?

  Like a cart, yeah. Um, he had an album. Not a, not a record album, an album of photo.

• 27:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  It was funny that you just didn't leave with photo album. It is weird to be like, he had an album. I'm like, oh shit, he was in music. He's like, no, no, no.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  But when I opened it, I did open it because there was nothing in it.

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  There was no pictures in it.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  No photo?

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I didn't open it to put my head shot like, "Here you go." Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no. So I left a hundred bucks in there. I opened it, I put it in there and I closed and I left and I never said anything.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  That's, I love that.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  I've done little things like that before.

• 28:26Andrew Santino?

  I love that.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  What about you?

• 28:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh, one time, one time I got cash from a gig I was working and it was a pretty substantial amount of cash. And, uh, I gave, uh, I gave the envelope to a, uh, to a person that I, I saw, used to see a lot in my old neighborhood.

• 28:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the, he didn't, it wasn't like a big thank you. I was like, that was a lot of money, man. Like, I actually was like, did you, cause he was like, "Oh, thanks, man. Good to see you." I was like, "Good to see you, man," and I kept being like...

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  It's a fucking, it was a lot of cash.

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  A lot, right.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was a bunch of cash and I thought, it was the holiday season, I thought, this is a, it was when I used to live in West Hollywood. I saw this guy all the time and I thought, this is gonna make his fucking, this is gonna make his fucking holiday. He probably has family he can't see or can buy gifts now. And he kinda, he was just like, "Oh, thank you so much," and he kept holding it and he didn't really like, look at how much.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  So I waited a little bit to be like, "What's in there?"

• 29:27Andrew Santino?

  Like, you know what I mean? Like a parent on Christmas, like, "Open it up."

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so when I, when I did, um, Guttermucker, is that movie?

• 29:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  So I did a movie in, um, um, Montana, Butte, Montana, with, um, Eleanor Kerrigan.

• 29:41Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 29:42Bobby Lee?

  And Leslie Jones.

• 29:42Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  And the weekends, there was nothing going on and we're there for a month, right?

• 29:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  So we go, I said to my, to Leslie, I go, "Let's do shows." So there's a theater in town. And we called the theater and like, we're in town, they're like, "Yeah, we sold all of them out."

• 29:57Andrew Santino?

  Of course.

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay? There's no comedy club there. And at the end, we gave the money to the crew.

• 30:03Andrew Santino?

  That's so cool.

• 30:04Bobby Lee?

  And when you're doing that many shows, I mean, you're talking about almost eight, $10,000, you know what I mean?

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  A lot of money.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  A lot of money, right? Only two crew members thanked me.

• 30:13Andrew Santino?

  Fuck off.

• 30:15Andrew Santino?

  That's it?

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  And I would even walk by like the sound guy and go, hey, what's up?

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  As he's miking.

• 30:21Bobby Lee?

  And they're like, what are you doing here? I go, good show last couple of nights, right? He's like, yeah, it was good.

• 30:27Andrew Santino?

  Did you like it like it?

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Like it, like it? Yeah, I go, did you get the food truck? Cause you know, the food truck, yeah, the food, yeah, we've got acai bowl, so we get food trucks too.

• 30:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:35Bobby Lee?

  No, thank you.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  Nothing.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Well, you'll never work with that fucking crew again.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  But it made me mad. So it's the same thing as yours.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  It just, it just, you want it, I don't want anything big, but you, I did want him to be like, brother, thank you. This is like a big deal.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  Like something.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  Well, cause I used to give him money all the time. So maybe he just thought it was just whatever. But I would give him money a lot. When I'd walk home from the store, I would give him money. I saw the same, it's the same guy. It's, he's probably still fucking there. He watches the show.

• 30:58Bobby Lee?

  What have you guys done nice?

• 31:00Speaker 06

  Well, when I first moved to LA, I lived by this, I'll give her more time to think.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  Give her time to think.

• 31:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he said, do something nice. And she was like, fuck, fuck, fuck. What is it gonna be?

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:12Andrew Santino?

  One, one time I didn't kill, kill something and.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  And the spider? I could kill it, but I didn't.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Spider said, thank you.

• 31:19Andrew Santino?

  All right, one time you what babe?

• 31:20Speaker 06

  Well, I got discouraged helping when I moved out here, cause I lived by this Taco Bell and I had no money, but I had just a little bit and I gave my food to this guy who was sitting outside. And he, I was like trying to give it to him and he just goes, I don't want that shit. And then he lit up a crack pipe.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:36Speaker 06

  And I was like, I guess this is LA.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's LA. Welcome to LA.

• 31:39Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's the same guy that I gave the cash to. So he.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  But let me ask you something. What would you rather have Taco Bell?

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Or crack?

• 31:46Bobby Lee?

  Or crack.

• 31:47Speaker 06

  Well, I don't know where to get the crack in LA.

• 31:49Andrew Santino?

  I'm not even gonna lie to you right now.

• 31:50Speaker 06

  I moved here.

• 31:51Andrew Santino?

  That seems pretty close.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 31:54Andrew Santino?

  Taco Bell is crack to me.

• 31:56Speaker 06

  You clearly have never had crack.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  You've never had crack? It's way better than Taco Bell.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  Get me, well, by the way, when I do smoke crack?

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:04Andrew Santino?

  I will end up at a Taco Bell at some point.

• 32:06Bobby Lee?

  And when I smoke crack, I do the Diablo sauce on it.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  Can I have a dos ritos los crackos?

• 32:14Speaker 06

  The packets like slap yo bitch.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  Smack a ho this Christmas with Taco Bell.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Jules, do you have?

• 32:21Speaker 07

  Um, not like you guys. I haven't done really like a big like.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't need to be a big. The point that we're making in this Hope Corps episode.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:29Andrew Santino?

  Is that it doesn't have to be a big gesture. It can be small. We've all, okay, let's do a small thing so she can think about that. Cause what we did was grand, giving a lot of money. What small thing? Give me a tiny one. I know you do them all the time. I see you do them.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  I, I'll give you one.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I do one that drives comics crazy. If I tell you what this is.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  Tipping in the lot?

• 32:48Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna dr- no, it's gonna drive you ma- crazy. Do you think you'll get, you'll get crazy after I tell you what I'm about to tell you?

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, it sounds like it.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I do is if I see somebody that has potential of doing comedy, I try to talk them into it.

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  I fucking hate that so fucking much. That's pisses me off. Don't do that.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  I did, it's Friday night.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  Stop giving hope.

• 33:07Speaker 07

  Don't point at me. I've been doing this 12 years.

• 33:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, not her.

• 33:11Speaker 07

  Who did you do that to?

• 33:12Bobby Lee?

  A friend of mine that's a YouTuber.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 33:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  Let people make up their own decisions. You know what it's like? You're in the program. Starting comedy is like AA. They have to wanna do it. They have to wanna go. Let them go. Don't fucking force them into AA. Don't force them into comedy.

• 33:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, they have to ruin their life first.

• 33:28Bobby Lee?

  Kevin Christie. Kevin Christie.

• 33:30Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  He's in stand-up.

• 33:33Bobby Lee?

  I did talk them into it.

• 33:35Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? Oh, you mean he, when he was thinking about it, you told him to?

• 33:38Bobby Lee?

  Long time ago. I talked him in. There's a lot of guys like that. They're still doing it today because I talked them into it. So don't tell me about what you're telling me about. Now, Jules, go ahead.

• 33:49Speaker 07

  Uh, well, my.

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Guy, I swear to God, dude. You know what? Uh, uh, let's stop, let's push. All right, hold on.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude, dude, I'm, I'll tell you how this.

• 34:02Andrew Santino?

  Wait, hold on. Time out real fast.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something that you do that I noticed that is something small.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me, tell me.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  That's very nice.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:08Andrew Santino?

  Bobby will see a fan see him in public somewhere and can tell that they wanna say something. This is, I'm being gen- I'm being honest.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:16Andrew Santino?

  And if they're, look too nervous or whatever, he'll make eye contact with them on purpose and go over to them to like make them feel comfortable to say hi.

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 34:25Andrew Santino?

  You'll deliberately, you will do that a lot.

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  And that's very nice. Cause a lot of times people will wanna say hi, but they don't have the courage or the balls or the, or the fucking. You know, or, or just don't know what to say and then you'll walk up to him and just give him a hug and or you'll smack him. You like to hit people. You'll go, what's going on, man? What are you doing? Fucking, what are you doing?

• 34:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I did that.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you'll crack him a little bit to shake him up.

• 34:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  And people like that. I think that's a nice thing to do. I think that's a sweet thing that people like.

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  But I have to know for sure that that is happening.

• 34:52Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, that's embarrassing.

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  Cause like one time I did it and they weren't looking at me. And I just came up to a table and like, what do you want?

• 34:58Andrew Santino?

  No, it's me.

• 34:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they were like, no, and I go, oh, no. And I just went back. It was so embarrassing. But anyway, I have to know for sure.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  I just don't, I, yeah, I'd.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  You, you don't, you know, you're, I, I've seen you at the airport. You're very good about it.

• 35:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I love saying hi to fans.

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what I don't like. I, I, I don't like the way I look. Like, photos make me nervous because I don't like pictures.

• 35:18Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 35:19Andrew Santino?

  Because I'm like, I'm gonna look like fucking a dummy in this guy's photo. There's something about it gives me anxiety.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  But you do do born identity.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 35:25Bobby Lee?

  Born identity.

• 35:26Andrew Santino?

  What do I do that's?

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  So what you do, sometimes you'll wear a cap.

• 35:28Andrew Santino?

  I'm Jason Bourne?

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  And we're at the airport and you'll put your hat down like this. And you walk, and this is when, this is you going, I don't want.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sometimes I just wanna be, sometimes I just wanna be alone.

• 35:38Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, there's all these little clues about him. I know.

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  It's the Leo. I do the Leo.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do the Leo. So there's little clues that he does. I go, okay, he doesn't want to be talked to, or he's in a thing, or this and that.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, sometimes I'm just in, if I'm in an emotional mood, if I'm depressed, I just don't wanna say, because then I'm in your photo like this.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 35:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  Cause I'm low in your photo. I'm sorry. And I don't wanna fuck up your photo. So it's like, you know, I'll, I'll, yeah, let's say hi and then. But I do love saying hi to the fans. I just, some days when we're tired and we're traveling, it's hard when someone's like, come here, get a photo. And you're like, okay.

• 36:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  And you look like shit and you feel like shit and you haven't eaten or slept. What's your nice thing?

• 36:15Speaker 07

  Well, in the Philippines.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck.

• 36:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go.

• 36:17Andrew Santino?

  Jesus Christ.

• 36:18Bobby Lee?

  No way to prove it.

• 36:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  Right, there's no tracking record.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:22Andrew Santino?

  Also, can you do it in a first world country?

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  On the planet Hoth, when I lived on Hoth, the Tontons, you know what I mean? I used to give them free hoof. Hoof massages.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you, those Tontons, they love that.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  I know, they love it, yeah.

• 36:34Speaker 07

  Okay, in the.

• 36:35Andrew Santino?

  When I met Zun, Zenu. The third sun god of the rotating orb.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:41Andrew Santino?

  What did you do in the Philippines?

• 36:42Speaker 07

  In the Philippines, my friend who, um, who's gay, he came, he came out, he came out of the closet to his parents, but then his parents were very like Catholic and very religious. So he, they, um, kick, so he kick, so they kick him out.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:02Speaker 07

  And then he had nowhere to go. So I asked my mom if I, he could stay in our place and then he stayed in.

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  That's nice. That is nice. That's nice. By the way, when you said out of the closet, immediately it's like, my, my gay friend come out of the jungle?

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  So closets?

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  There's no closet.

• 37:21Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 37:22Speaker 07

  There's no closet.

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, there is no closet.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  There was no closets in the Philippines. So what do they come out of?

• 37:27Speaker 07

  We have just like a table.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, it comes out.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Coming out of the table.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  They make the gay guys get on a table.

• 37:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Announce to everybody, okay, I'm gay.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 37:37Andrew Santino?

  Raise your hand if you're mad.

• 37:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, um.

• 37:42Andrew Santino?

  You housed this man who needed somewhere and that's very nice because of a closed minded family. Now is his family still disown him?

• 37:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, they still hate him.

• 37:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but, um.

• 37:50Andrew Santino?

  That's gross. That's gross.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I don't think you're, it's real.

• 37:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I like.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I'm gonna tell you why.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  You think this is a lie?

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a lie.

• 38:00Speaker 07

  Why?

• 38:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you, because I've been out there how many times? A bunch of times now.

• 38:04Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 38:04Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:05Bobby Lee?

  And the gay culture, it's out.

• 38:07Speaker 07

  It's out, but.

• 38:08Bobby Lee?

  Let me talk. Okay. Let me talk. It's almost like it's so socially acceptable there.

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 38:15Bobby Lee?

  It's very hard to believe that anybody would be offended by it.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Mom and dad.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  It, even that, it's like, because, so when we do my talent show, right, the gays come out.

• 38:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Do they not?

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:30Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they, they, they compete.

• 38:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 38:32Bobby Lee?

  Right? I've seen their families come out. I've never seen a dad or a mom while their son was performing, who was gay, went, no. We don't, no, they're clapping, right?

• 38:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 38:42Bobby Lee?

  It's just, this is an open society and, and it's okay, Jules. All right? Look at me right now.

• 38:47Speaker 07

  I'm not, I'm not lying.

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Jules, look at that.

• 38:51Speaker 07

  I'm not lying.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's everybody there.

• 38:53Speaker 07

  Is that your friend?

• 38:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's everybody there. So.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  That's just the Philippines.

• 38:56Bobby Lee?

  Just be honest with me.

• 38:57Speaker 07

  I'm not lying.

• 38:58Bobby Lee?

  No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop. Because you're being very defensive right now.

• 39:02Speaker 07

  I swear. I swear.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  You don't believe in God.

• 39:05Speaker 07

  And also, gay marriage is still illegal in the Philippines, so it's not that.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Thank God.

• 39:10Speaker 07

  I shouldn't clap for that.

• 39:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no clap, I'm so sorry.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:13Andrew Santino?

  Wait, gay marriage is still illegal?

• 39:15Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:15Andrew Santino?

  But culturally, it's not...

• 39:16Speaker 07

  Culturally, yeah, a lot of people accept them, but it's just this parents.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Look at them.

• 39:23Andrew Santino?

  Is that your family photo?

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, go to, honestly, go to, what is, do you think there's a higher percentage of gay men in the Philippines than in other countries?

• 39:31Bobby Lee?

  No, I just think it's, what I love about the Philippines is that it's such an open culture in that way where it's like...

• 39:36Andrew Santino?

  Nobody cares.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  No one cares.

• 39:38Andrew Santino?

  But it's like here, that's like here, no one gives a shit that you're gay here.

• 39:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, unless you do drugs and then they'll kill you.

• 39:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  Well, right, according to the 2013, really updated, Philippines young adult fertility and sexuality survey, 2% of Filipino men identify as gay. Survey found 96% of young people in the Philippines identified as heterosexual. So it is still embedded in the scariness of the society.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Maybe you're right then, okay, I believe you.

• 39:58Andrew Santino?

  What's the percentage of gay men in America? It's gotta be 4, yeah, 4.5, 4.7.

• 40:02Bobby Lee?

  Now...

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  8.5 adult women identify as gay.

• 40:05Bobby Lee?

  Let me say something. What is going on here? I think, do you think it's this?

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  Cultural?

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Because it should be, I think, we're all human beings, it should be across the board.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  Well, it does say, look, I read it wrong, it does say 4.7% of adult men identify as LGBTQ+ So it could be...

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it could be anything.

• 40:20Andrew Santino?

  That encompasses everything, that could say like, I'm asexual, I'm...

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Try to just do gay, not LGBT.

• 40:27Speaker 05

  That's what I'm saying.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  Gay men on earth.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  3% of men identify as gay or homosexual worldwide.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good, that's a pretty good, a good number.

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  What would it be, what would, why is it good? Is it good or bad? It's just a number. What's good about it?

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  I think it's a healthy amount.

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  Like we're drafting gays?

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  It's a healthy amount of gays.

• 40:45Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get our gays up.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  It's a perfect amount.

• 40:47Andrew Santino?

  Listen here.

• 40:48Bobby Lee?

  If it was 12%, you'd be like, what's going on here?

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  We gotta get our gays up. 72% of Gen Z adults identified as straight. 15 as bi, 5 as gay or lesbian, and 8% as something else. 72% straights now, we're losing it, straights, we're going down. The straights are getting thinned out. Nearly 30% of Gen Z adults identify as LGBTQ. So 30% of the Gen Z population says that they are LGBTQ+.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  That's a lot of kids.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  And I'm supportive, so let's move on.

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't, I mean, fuck it, I don't have any kids.

• 41:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't have any kids either.

• 41:22Andrew Santino?

  Hey dude, childless, no wonder we're still, no wonder we're still doing this podcast.

• 41:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:27Andrew Santino?

  You know why we're doing this podcast? I'd like to, I'd like to tell you why.

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  I'm a rockin', dude. Don't come knockin'. Do you want one of these? I'll buy you one.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  We're doing this podcast because it's the most fun. It's the most fun. And, got a little announcement for the fans. We're working on it. But your boys are gonna be coming to Beans and Toast. We're coming to the UK.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  UK.

• 41:53Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna do London. Hello, hello. Probably gonna do Dublin, we're probably gonna do maybe Amsterdam. We're gonna let you know, uh, coming up soon in the fall, we're gonna be touring around, because we wanna go see our, our friends over the water.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Some people may go, some people might not.

• 42:05Andrew Santino?

  I think everyone would wanna go. London, show up for us.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  In terms of our team.

• 42:09Andrew Santino?

  Oh. Oh my god.

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, buddy, this is just for us. Oh, you're saying jet ski?

• 42:16Speaker 06

  Well, last week you said I was going, but then

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  Did I?

• 42:19Speaker 06

  Now you're looking at me like I'm not going.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  What's a fifty fifty, I mean, we, we have to make this

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  We have to make a decision together, yeah. Ah, he's might

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  How come you don't go?

• 42:26Speaker 06

  Yeah, why don't you go?

• 42:27Speaker 07

  Because my visa

• 42:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, your visa, yeah, your visa.

• 42:29Speaker 07

  I can't just go to any country.

• 42:31Speaker 06

  What about the fifty-nine states we went to last year?

• 42:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:35Speaker 07

  I had school.

• 42:36Andrew Santino?

  Bullshit.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Bullshit.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  You're done with school soon. When is school over?

• 42:39Speaker 07

  Next week.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Forever.

• 42:41Andrew Santino?

  You're graduated.

• 42:42Speaker 07

  No, no, no, I graduate next semester.

• 42:44Speaker 06

  Oh wow, that's still fast, it seems like.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  But you have like a month, three months off?

• 42:49Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  What are you gonna do? Go back to Phil's?

• 42:51Speaker 07

  No. Just nothing, just sleep.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  Were you scared when Trump won?

• 42:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, even my boyfriend was like, oh, maybe we should just, like

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  I can only hope Trump goes through with all this stuff. You know, we're gonna kick them all out, it's like, when?

• 43:09Andrew Santino?

  So let's go, speed it up, I mean, I don't know if he's gonna

• 43:12Bobby Lee?

  Too many Asians for me.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  Too many?

• 43:14Speaker 07

  But you're Asian too.

• 43:15Andrew Santino?

  No, no, he's from San Diego.

• 43:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:18Andrew Santino?

  He's in, he's done, he's locked.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm a Twinkie.

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  He's on the list, dude.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  You know that, right? When I say Twinkie, what does it mean?

• 43:24Speaker 07

  I don't know, I thought

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  White on the inside.

• 43:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what are Twinkies?

• 43:26Speaker 07

  I thought Twinkies are gay.

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  You're right there.

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm a banana. No, that's not a banana.

• 43:33Andrew Santino?

  You're a banana cream puff.

• 43:35Speaker 07

  Also sounds gay.

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  All this stuff does sound gay. Well, you are part of the 3%.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, um, I'm pretty white. Am I?

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

  No. No, you're a beautiful Korean man. You're proud of your Korean heritage.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't think I am because I hang out with a lot of Asians.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's good. That's a good thing.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a lot of Asians.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  You like what you like. What is this you're showing us a map of?

• 43:57Speaker 04

  The sanctuary cities in America.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  Los Angeles is not one of them?

• 44:01Speaker 04

  Not yet.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  What? What the fuck's going on here?

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  But sanctuary cities for immigrants?

• 44:06Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  Look at that.

• 44:08Speaker 04

  I think LA is in discussions to become one officially.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  So what does a sanctuary city mean?

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Refugees can come there.

• 44:14Bobby Lee?

  And not get deported?

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 44:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but they have to be government. You have to file, you know, as a seeking asylum. You have to come through the port of entry.

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  You come through the port of entry, you come through a border, and then you seek asylum, then you have to register that you're an asylum-seeking refugee from whatever country, and then you get registered with the government. You can't just like fucking catch a flight, come in, and then hide out somewhere and be like, I'm a refugee. It's like, that doesn't count then.

• 44:39Bobby Lee?

  Wow, okay.

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  And then you're not gonna get any government services if you do it without them knowing.

• 44:42Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see.

• 44:42Andrew Santino?

  So if you need money while you're fucking here, if you're coming from somewhere that's, you know, that's how you have to do it.

• 44:47Bobby Lee?

  All I'm saying is if he deports the amount of people he wants to deport, dude, the country's gonna be fucked.

• 44:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well.

• 44:53Bobby Lee?

  A lot of companies.

• 44:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, man.

• 44:55Bobby Lee?

  No, I mean.

• 44:55Andrew Santino?

  I'm pretty excited about it, dude. Get them out of here!

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Like farming communities, it's a fucking disaster, dude.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  Get them out!

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  All right, you'll see.

• 45:03Andrew Santino?

  Get them all gone, dude!

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  There's two things you'll see about me getting buff and fucking you'll see what happens with this.

• 45:10Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, two things that are fucking rock and roll. Get rid of immigrants and get you jacked? I mean, dude.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you don't think I'm gonna get jacked.

• 45:17Andrew Santino?

  Trump sounds like Captain America.

• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  You don't think I'm gonna get jacked?

• 45:19Andrew Santino?

  I don't. No, you're not. You're not gonna get jacked. You're gonna get skinnier because you keep losing weight. You're down 14 pounds now, yeah?

• 45:27Bobby Lee?

  Something. Do you notice a difference?

• 45:31Speaker 07

  You look so small right now.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do look smaller. Lift, stand up. Lift up your shirt.

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  You'll be real.

• 45:34Speaker 07

  He is standing up.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  I love you Jess.

• 45:38Bobby Lee?

  That joke dude? It's all but good.

• 45:43Andrew Santino?

  Look at this, no belly. There's like no fucking belly.

• 45:46Speaker 04

  Right here.

• 45:46Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 45:48Andrew Santino?

  That's nothing dude. That's nothing. You were so much bigger months ago.

• 45:52Bobby Lee?

  I almost doesn't believe it.

• 45:53Andrew Santino?

  Ask the window.

• 45:54Speaker 04

  No, I do now.

• 45:54Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 45:55Speaker 04

  From the other shoot we did last week.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was the first time.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna have to call your fucking podcast Tiger Abs.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  But when I joined the gym.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  Tiger Abs with Bobby Lee getting jacked. You and Kumail just working out every day. Imagine if you become a fucking Marvel character because of this.

• 46:13Speaker 07

  Whoa.

• 46:13Andrew Santino?

  That'll be so sick. If you get jacked as fuck and they give you a Marvel role.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  The only Marvel role I could be is Sunfire.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  Perfect. That's you. That's you with Kumail right behind him.

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Look up Sunfire. X-Men.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  Pontiac made a car called the Sunfire for a while. That's you?

• 46:30Speaker 07

  That's cool.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that's the only Asian one. Oh, of course, he's gonna play it.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  Who is that?

• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Shang-Chi.

• 46:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a Shang-Chi guy.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can somebody else be Sunfire, please? God, they're gonna give the same.

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  He's hot.

• 46:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  He's a good looking guy.

• 46:49Bobby Lee?

  He's pretty good looking, yeah.

• 46:49Andrew Santino?

  We stay in our lane.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

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• 47:02Andrew Santino?

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• 47:20Bobby Lee?

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• 47:32Andrew Santino?

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• 47:54Bobby Lee?

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• 47:55Andrew Santino?

  Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

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• 48:07Andrew Santino?

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• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  What is it? It has the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, but at a fraction of the cost and in a chewable form.

• 48:26Andrew Santino?

  You could be missing out on some of the best sex of your entire life. Bobby has been smashing it. It's pretty impressive, dude. It made the news. This guy, he's going off. They always say first impressions are important. Well, what about lasting impressions? BlueChew is going to help you last a little bit, give you a little bit of confidence, help you, you know, help you move the bed.

• 48:44Bobby Lee?

  BlueChew wants men rock hard. They told me.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  That's the mission. They will not stop until every man is bricked up like a brick house.

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

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• 48:57Bobby Lee?

  And we got a special deal for our audience. Try BlueChew free, just pay $5 shipping at checkout when you visit BlueChew.com.

• 49:03Andrew Santino?

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• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Shopify! So it's the new year.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  It's 2025.

• 49:14Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  And you're probably thinking, how am I going to make this year different?

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 49:18Bobby Lee?

  Am I going to build something for myself?

• 49:19Andrew Santino?

  I'd like to.

• 49:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm dying to be my own boss or see if I can turn this business idea I've been kicking around in my head into a reality. But I don't know how to make it happen.

• 49:28Andrew Santino?

  Shopify, Bob. Shopify is how you're going to make it.

• 49:29Bobby Lee?

  Is that how I happen?

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you how.

• 49:31Bobby Lee?

  That's what we did.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  Shopify is the best. They make it very simple to create your brand, open a business, get your first sale, get your store up and running easily with thousands of customizable templates. No coding or design skills required. All you need to do is drag and drop.

• 49:45Bobby Lee?

  Shopify makes it also easy to manage your growing business. They help with the details like shipping, taxes, and payments from one single dashboard, allowing you to focus on the important Like growing your business.

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  What happens if you don't act now? Will you regret it?

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Disaster, it's a disaster.

• 50:01Andrew Santino?

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• 50:14Bobby Lee?

  Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com/badfriends, all lowercase.

• 50:20Andrew Santino?

  Go to Shopify.com/badfriends to start selling with Shopify today. That's Shopify.com/badfriends.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Are there redheaded superheroes?

• 50:27Andrew Santino?

  They're redheaded. No one is famous that's redheaded, and if they are, they're mocked.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  No, but no, but did Marvel or DC ever create a superhero that had a superhero that happened to have red hair?

• 50:37Andrew Santino?

  Poison Ivy?

• 50:38Bobby Lee?

  Phoenix, oh yeah, Poison Ivy, Phoenix.

• 50:39Andrew Santino?

  Never a guy, though.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  Male redheaded superhero, right. Male, M-A-L-E, male redheaded superhero. Let's see, Ed Headed.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, male Ed Head. Who is that?

• 50:54Andrew Santino?

  Shaft? Shaft was black.

• 50:58Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Shaft had red hair?

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  I don't know, go back.

• 51:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go back.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  Roy Harper.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Can you zoom in a little bit? Like the whole thing, yeah, yeah. Roy Harper. Oh, yeah, there we go.

• 51:07Andrew Santino?

  I guess.

• 51:08Bobby Lee?

  You do it with the bow and arrow. Who's Wally West?

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  Wally West?

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  You're super, the redheaded superheroes.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  They ran out of names.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  Wally West.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  What do we call this one? You mean, you mean?

• 51:22Andrew Santino?

  Ah, Wally West.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the King Disaster? No, Wally West.

• 51:28Bobby Lee?

  Wally West, wow, what's another? Geoforce is good.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  Geoforce, I don't know any of these guys. The Shield.

• 51:32Bobby Lee?

  The Shield, that's pretty good.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  Light Ray.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  It's getting weaker. There's Owen Mercer.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  That's just a guy that lives in my building. Hank Hall? These are just guys I know.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  I know, they're just.

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  Hank Heywood?

• 51:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're all.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  By the way, what the fuck is this? Daredevil? No, this list is fucking dumb. You're not right. Whatever this is, is not the right list.

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know what that's, that, that list is wrong. Get off of this website!

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Don't get angry about it.

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's not.

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  What, what, because you don't like the name Wally? That's a good superhero name.

• 51:59Andrew Santino?

  Something about his Googling lately. Ant-Man. Oh, but they gave that to Paul fucking Rudd.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Thanks a lot.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  Thanks a lot, Paul.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  Thanks a lot, Paul.

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  Rudd.

• 52:07Speaker 07

  You could be like $2 bill.

• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  Man. I could be like the Woj. Handing out two dollar bills at random. He's doing good, or he's inconveniencing people.

• 52:18Bobby Lee?

  Paul Rudd closed the circle for me once.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? Circle meets a square?

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  A conversation circle.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  What happened?

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  I tell you, tell about that?

• 52:27Speaker 05

  No, I just know what you're talking about.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was on, um, Pineapple Express. My bad.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay. No problem.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  I was there and, um, my agents were like, you gotta learn how to like, meet people. You know what I mean? Like, start conversations. You know what I mean? When you're on set, that's how you create, you know what I mean?

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Relationships.

• 52:46Bobby Lee?

  Relationships in the business. So I was smoking a cigarette. It was Pineapple Express. It was Seth Rogen, Apetow, Paul Rudd, a bunch of people, and they were talking in a circle. And I was out on the curb, like, kinda near them, smoking a cigarette.

• 53:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:03Bobby Lee?

  And then my agent's fucking thing went, you know what I mean? Do it. This is it. I put the cigarette down and I wander into the circle. I don't know if it was Paul, or somebody closed the circle.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  Paul does stuff like that.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so then I was on the outside of the circle and then I went back to the curb and smoked. I hate that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:19Andrew Santino?

  He rutted you. You got rutted.

• 53:22Bobby Lee?

  What I find out now is, is that I, I can tell when people wanna talk to me. On set.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  Those guys wanna talk. I'm just kidding. Those guys probably love you. They just didn't know.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  It's probably in my head. I probably did it wrong.

• 53:32Andrew Santino?

  They didn't know you were there.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I didn't know. I did it wrong. Yeah.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  You didn't make enough noise.

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  What would you do? Hey, guys, I play golf. You guys play golf?

• 53:43Bobby Lee?

  You guys know about the two dollar thing with that?

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Alan, whatever. He makes them. Whatever's in it, yeah? Steve Wawaki? You guys, you guys know about the two dollar thing with Steve Wawaki, right? It's interesting. Every, in fact, I'm gonna mention it on my podcast. One day I wanna have a podcast, I'm gonna mention it. But it's like, you guys, throw in your two cents. Do you think you did that? Did you do something like that? Oh, interesting.

• 54:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, I don't get cut out of circles like that.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:11Andrew Santino?

  Actually, I get invited in.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 54:13Andrew Santino?

  I get, not only do I get invited in, I get a big hug.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:15Andrew Santino?

  From a lot of them.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  You travel with them.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  It happened last night, actually.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. It happened to me Friday.

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  Literally happened last night.

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  I got picked up like a little American Girl doll.

• 54:25Andrew Santino?

  Blake Griffin picked you up to show you off.

• 54:28Bobby Lee?

  So, can I tell everyone what happened?

• 54:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  So, I was at the Comedy Store and I was with, I was on a date.

• 54:34Andrew Santino?

  Six foot nine.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  I was on a date and Andrea's there. Not my date.

• 54:40Andrew Santino?

  Andrea Gin.

• 54:40Bobby Lee?

  Andrea Gin's there and she's a comic. And I'm on a date, first date with somebody. You met her, right? Yeah. Very nice girl. And Andrea goes, "Oh, Blake's coming." So, I go, "Okay, you know, Blake Griffin, huh?" She said, "Yeah." We see him come in and then Andrea leaves to go say hi to him. And then, you know, I turned, and this is the mistake I made. I turned to the girl and I, the date, I go, "Let's go say hi to Blake." Right? So, we go over there.

• 55:06Andrew Santino?

  You thinking this will be a show-off moment for you a little bit?

• 55:11Andrew Santino?

  Just a little bit of like, "I know a famous guy. Love you, mom."

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  You're right. You called me out.

• 55:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's a little moment for you.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  You know, when I kissed that, don't make that face?

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  I didn't do anything.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:25Andrew Santino?

  Hang her back up.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  It was over there.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  No, put her up behind you, though. She belongs behind you. You knocked her off the wall because you slammed your chair backwards.

• 55:33Bobby Lee?

  So, anyway, um...

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  So, Blake's there and I, and I, um, I go in and I shake, I go in to shake his hand.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  Big hands.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Right? And he looks at me and he grabs me.

• 55:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  And he pulls me up into the sky.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like Lion King.

• 55:51Bobby Lee?

  Like the Lion.

• 55:52Andrew Santino?

  Ah, Chivennya!

• 55:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And...

• 55:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Chivennyo!

• 55:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And so what happens is, I go, he's gonna put me down, right? Were you there?

• 56:04Speaker 06

  I didn't see this part.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, you were there, though.

• 56:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was there.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And he, it, it, he goes, he has a monologue.

• 56:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Hey, guy. He goes, hey, guy, I don't shake your hand, I hug you.

• 56:17Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I like lifting you, and you're my little guy, this and that, right? And I'm up there for about a minute, right? And I'm blushing, and I'm trying to get down, right? Yeah, help, help, help, right, right? He finally puts me down, and I'm blushing, right? And I'm thinking to myself, oh, my date didn't notice that, right? So then I texted her yesterday. This is what I text, I go, this is so embarrassing. She goes, I go, do you remember when Blake Griffin picked me up as if I was an American Girl doll? And then this is what she says. Your legs were dangling.

• 56:48Andrew Santino?

  So cute.

• 56:50Andrew Santino?

  So cute. Now, did you guys hook up? Did you guys hook up?

• 56:53Speaker 06

  Him and Blake, or?

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me and Blake did, yeah.

• 56:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  He's a freckly dick.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he does.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  People don't know this.

• 56:59Andrew Santino?

  It's like mine, but darker, just a little darker.

• 57:01Bobby Lee?

  Very freckly.

• 57:02Andrew Santino?

  No, this girl, are you interested in this woman now? Is this a real thing?

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just, ah, come on, I don't know, I mean.

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  Okay, dude.

• 57:10Andrew Santino?

  We don't know who it is, she doesn't know who it is?

• 57:11Bobby Lee?

  No one knows who it is.

• 57:12Andrew Santino?

  No one knows who it is, doesn't matter.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  No, you're, you know, you just go on, I go on a lot of first dates, I'll just say that. And not a lot of seconds.

• 57:22Speaker 06

  That's crazy, because you love seconds.

• 57:27Speaker 06

  It's a false promise.

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  No, no.

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  That doesn't work because I'm on Ozempic.

• 57:33Speaker 06

  And you don't like seconds, I get it.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  But it was a good joke.

• 57:36Speaker 06

  It was, in theory, it's structured.

• 57:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Australia, you had some zingers on.

• 57:41Andrew Santino?

  Zingers. The kid was on fire.

• 57:42Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, yeah, so he picked me up like a, because you've never been picked up.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  No, I won't allow that kind of stuff, no.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  But there's no one that can pick you up.

• 57:51Andrew Santino?

  Blake could pick me up, easy. Blake's huge.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he could, he just wouldn't do it, it's just a mutual respecting.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Why do people pick me up?

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  You're a teeny tiny Tim, you're a little teeny tiny Tim.

• 57:59Speaker 06

  It's extra funny, because Brad Williams was there, too. Did he pick up Brad?

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 58:03Andrew Santino?

  He stepped on him on accident.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, you're very pickup-able.

• 58:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you know how, you pick your dog up, when you see your dog, you pick him up, you bend down?

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:13Andrew Santino?

  Same thing. He's small and cute and lovable, and I-

• 58:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 58:17Andrew Santino?

  And here's the deal, I want to kiss you, so I want your little face near mine.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  And also, I-

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  So I want to hug you, I want to feel your little tushy, and I want to give you a little kiss.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  This is the same topic, but this whole fucking Korean deer thing got out of hand.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about? A Korean deer?

• 58:32Bobby Lee?

  People online were like, there's a Korean deer.

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I got tagged. Oh, I got tagged.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  This looks like Bobby.

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does look like you. It looks exactly fucking like you.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Then I posted on my story and every, I got more comments than I've ever had. Everyone go like 100% yes.

• 58:46Andrew Santino?

  You 100% look like this. It's, that is fucking Bobby Lee. It's crazy how much.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Why does that look like me, dude?

• 58:53Andrew Santino?

  The eyes are perfect. It's like the same depth of feel in the eyes that your, your, your face. The cheeks are perfect. The nose, the ears even. It just looks like you because his eyes look like the kind of love you have in your eyes and your soul look like, exactly like his. Look at how happy he is.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  But do you want to fuck that?

• 59:14Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna plead the fifth, man, cuz I, you know.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm saying. When you say that I look like that, it doesn't seem sexy.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 59:22Andrew Santino?

  Well, look, look, I've never fucked a deer.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  Like that deer has never been laid by another deer.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  That's not true. That's not true.

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's an incel deer, dude.

• 59:31Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not.

• 59:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look, he's alone.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  He's outside.

• 59:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  He's taking a walk.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  He's like, mm, he says.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  He does look like he has a cleft lip or something.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is cute, though.

• 59:41Andrew Santino?

  He's so cute.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  That's you, bro.

• 59:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 59:44Andrew Santino?

  That's you.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  But then a bunch of comments said, and I had to do research. Bunch of comments were like, dude, it's a fucking donkey, dude. You're a donkey.

• 59:52Andrew Santino?

  Is that a donkey?

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  It's not a donkey. It's a deer.

• 59:54Andrew Santino?

  It's a deer. It's 100% a deer.

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  It's a deer.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  It's a, it's a female deer.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. I don't know who the fuck. Okay, I don't know who the fuck did that.

• 1:00:03Andrew Santino?

  That is.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Did you do that, Carlos?

• 1:00:05Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Somebody did that.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  That's so good.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  That's so fucking funny, dude.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  That's you, dude. That's literally.

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  That's insane. They put my beanie and my glasses on there. That's wild, dude.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  That's cool as shit. More of that, guys. Send that stuff in. We love that.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway.

• 1:00:20Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely love that. If I was gonna be an animal, what animal would I be?

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, you don't look like an animal.

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  I don't? Do I look like an animal? Chest knows.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  There's not an animal, there's not an animal out there that you look at and you go, oh, that looks like Andrew Santino. There's some animals that look like you, maybe.

• 1:00:34Andrew Santino?

  Maybe a beaver? Do I look like a beaver? My teeth are big in the front. My two.

• 1:00:39Bobby Lee?

  No, there's not an animal out there. Maybe a lion or something.

• 1:00:42Andrew Santino?

  Give me a red beaver.

• 1:00:44Speaker 07

  Yeah, your vibe is like a lion.

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  No, you know, no, dude, there is a guy. I just saw today.

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  I love you.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  There's a new viral, listen, there's a new viral tiger.

• 1:00:53Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 1:00:53Bobby Lee?

  Google it. And I think this is more, it's a viral tiger, tiger that's coming, that came out.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, do it in all caps. Google it in all caps.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  Go images.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  That's him. That's you, dude.

• 1:01:06Speaker 07

  Oh, I could see that.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  That kinda does look like.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  That's one, it came to me. That's you, bro.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  That's you, dude. Look at me, right?

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Right? Yeah, we're doing it.

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  That's literally how I sit outside.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not the same tiger. Go to that, that guy though? That's Andrew, dude. Yeah, dude, that's you, dude.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  That's me.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  What's his name? Ava. Mu Dang, after Mu Dang.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  Ava Golden Tiger.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  He's going ape shit online.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  Really? What's going on? Why? People just love him because he's unique?

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's, um.

• 1:01:44Andrew Santino?

  Thailand's new sweetheart.

• 1:01:46Bobby Lee?

  He's, um, a tabby cat.

• 1:01:49Andrew Santino?

  It's a tabby cat.

• 1:01:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just, he's got the right proportions there. Look at him, he's so cute.

• 1:01:55Andrew Santino?

  He's Thai, huh?

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  Jules. Now that you're gonna be done with school, what does the future hold?

• 1:02:03Speaker 07

  Well.

• 1:02:05Speaker 07

  Nothing.

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  No, what do you wanna do?

• 1:02:08Andrew Santino?

  And we're giving these people.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  What's your ultimate goal?

• 1:02:11Speaker 07

  Ultimate, I don't know yet. I still don't know what I wanna do. I still don't know.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Animals? Something to do with animals.

• 1:02:17Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you do a podcast about animals?

• 1:02:20Speaker 07

  Well, I don't know if that's gonna be interesting.

• 1:02:23Bobby Lee?

  But is it so, you, I'll be honest with you, a future in podcasting isn't something that you would wanna do.

• 1:02:29Speaker 07

  Not podcasting.

• 1:02:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  Sucks.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  So what, what, I know, but what I'm saying is, is that why, why, so why, why don't you do the easier, softer way? Which is podcasting? Cause you'll make more money.

• 1:02:41Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  You work less hours.

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  She doesn't care about that.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  And you have freedom. But you don't care about that.

• 1:02:45Speaker 07

  Not really.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  That drives me crazy that you don't care about that.

• 1:02:47Speaker 07

  Okay, well, what about, I like playing games. What about like streaming?

• 1:02:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, stream. Stream, but-

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but that, but still, that's not like, you know-

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  No, what do you mean? That's just as viable, that's just like podcasting.

• 1:02:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, it should be great.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Unless you're like the number one streamer.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  She could be the number one female streamer.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 1:03:04Andrew Santino?

  You're not gonna beat the guy, what's his name? Kai Cenat? That guy's fucking so big.

• 1:03:08Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:03:08Andrew Santino?

  By the way, that's what she's aspiring to be, that, that's pretty viable.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  You know, but the one thing I will say about that streaming thing that I don't- It gets a little-

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:17Speaker 07

  What?

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  Girls streaming always goes down this weird little rabbit hole of like-

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Sexy.

• 1:03:22Andrew Santino?

  Sexualizing, yeah, they get sexualized online.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:25Andrew Santino?

  So, as long as you wear like a full coat, like a winter jacket, when you're doing it, I'm okay with it.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:29Andrew Santino?

  As your uncle, uncle, as Tito Andrew. I just think the streaming thing for women, the thing I, I see sometimes on there is I'm like, oh, they're all being sexualized on this thing. It's not just about the thing.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if I, if you turn it, this TikToker that does this with the, with the mu-

• 1:03:43Speaker 07

  I'm not gonna do that, that's, oh my-

• 1:03:46Bobby Lee?

  You, you know that guy?

• 1:03:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  What is that?

• 1:03:49Andrew Santino?

  The guy that does that?

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  The girls do, you know, I've never seen a guy do it.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't think you know what I just did.

• 1:03:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, I don't know what's-

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  I don't think, yeah, I don't think you know-

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  I was looking at the screen.

• 1:03:57Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  I was looking at what he pulled up.

• 1:03:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:59Andrew Santino?

  Pulling up the names of the stream, of the streamer.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, have you seen this?

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck is that? What the fuck are you doing? Oh, when they do like a time lapse thing?

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:04:09Speaker 07

  What is it? They're doing like an anime kind of like-

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I don't like it. Whatever it is-

• 1:04:14Bobby Lee?

  Dude, look it up, man!

• 1:04:15Speaker 07

  How do you type that in?

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  Bobby having a seizure?

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Usually, i- i- i- usually, um, um, cringe, um-

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Cringe anime streamer?

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  No, like cringe, um, any cringe Instagram or TikTok usually has one or two videos.

• 1:04:31Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you're on your Gen Z fucking-

• 1:04:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, I don't know-

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, dude? TikTok, dude?

• 1:04:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm trying to find it through, dude.

• 1:04:38Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, a little attitude, a low-

• 1:04:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just doesn't do his job right.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  He's doing it a lot, like-

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:43Andrew Santino?

  Drunk guy gets an ax, what is it? Gets an axe?

• 1:04:48Bobby Lee?

  Forget it, dude, forget it, let's move on.

• 1:04:50Andrew Santino?

  No, let's watch him.

• 1:04:50Speaker 05

  No, just my-

• 1:04:51Bobby Lee?

  No, forget it, let's move on.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  Let's watch him, let's watch him. Let's watch this guy get tased.

• 1:04:55Speaker 05

  This is just my algorithm. You're gonna get shot. Put the axe down. You will get shot.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  Tase him.

• 1:05:00Speaker 05

  Put the axe down.

• 1:05:01Andrew Santino?

  Tase him.

• 1:05:01Speaker 05

  John, put the axe down right now.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  There it is, good John.

• 1:05:05Speaker 05

  Step out here right now.

• 1:05:07Speaker 06

  Okay, I'll tell you that one second. You took it to a different level.

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  No, pick up the axe again and get tased, dude.

• 1:05:12Speaker 06

  Your bond's been revoked because you got a DUI. That's what I'm here for.

• 1:05:16Andrew Santino?

  Hit him.

• 1:05:17Speaker 06

  Hey, hey, hey, listen. This ain't the end of the world. This doesn't mean you can't go near that axe. You're gonna have a fucking problem, brother. I'm telling you right now. We can de-escalate this and you can get back out of jail. We can take this a whole new route. Let's tell you right now, you're gonna have to get back. Yeah, you're damn right. You're absolutely right. I'll hit you first and I'll hit you again, bro. And I'll hit you again. I will hit you again. I will hit you again. Back up. Back up.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  That's a bail enforcement agent, by the way. That's not even a cop. You know that, right? That's crazy.

• 1:05:44Andrew Santino?

  He jumped bail, so he has like a, you know, he gets to act as like a peace officer or some bullshit. He's not actually a cop.

• 1:05:52Bobby Lee?

  Who's side are you on?

• 1:05:53Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 1:05:53Bobby Lee?

  Who's side are you on?

• 1:05:55Andrew Santino?

  The guy who's trying to, the axe, the guy who's trying to grab the axe.

• 1:05:58Bobby Lee?

  That's, you're on his side?

• 1:05:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:06:01Andrew Santino?

  Cause, what are you doing on my fucking property? Get off of my fucking property.

• 1:06:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  You don't belong on my property.

• 1:06:05Speaker 06

  I was thinking you would react the same way.

• 1:06:07Andrew Santino?

  Huh? If the guy came out of my property? Get the fuck off of my property. You're not allowed on my priv- it's private property. Fuck you.

• 1:06:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what taser looks like, so I think it's a gun.

• 1:06:15Andrew Santino?

  It's a taser gun. A gun, a taser looks like a gun.

• 1:06:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, cause I wouldn't know.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it looks like a gun, but I mean, it's-

• 1:06:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he has a gun?

• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  No, it's yellow. It's very obviously a taser.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  Well then, okay.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  I've never been tased. Does it hurt?

• 1:06:27Andrew Santino?

  It hurts like fucking, it's the most pain, it sucks. You fucking, you freeze up and then you fall down. It's the worst. I hate it.

• 1:06:34Bobby Lee?

  You've done it. You've been tased before.

• 1:06:36Andrew Santino?

  Yes, an idiot in college had a fucking taser and I fucking hated it. It was so dumb and we were drunk.

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Can we buy one?

• 1:06:41Andrew Santino?

  No!

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let's buy one.

• 1:06:43Andrew Santino?

  Alright, buy one. It hurt, it's-

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  Can you die? Cause I don't want, I don't want to be tased and die.

• 1:06:48Andrew Santino?

  No, no. Well, look up their reactions with Ozempic. Is there a taser Ozempic thing? Yeah, possible side effects of Ozempic. If you are hit with a taser, it may stop working. Oh, that's fucked. You know, I, you know, I read that-

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Find the fucking thing. I was in the face thing, man.

• 1:07:03Andrew Santino?

  It's either that or-

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck is going on around here, dude?

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  It's either that or we go back to the two dollar bill stuff, so.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, go back. I don't want to go back to two dollars.

• 1:07:11Bobby Lee?

  Maybe the one with the blue hair. Blew it, yeah.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this shit. Yeah. Yeah. Look, Andrew!

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  Alright, start it over.

• 1:07:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  It's now that we see it. Start it over. Let's see.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's this kind of thing where they're like-

• 1:07:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's all anime stuff.

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and if you did that, my heart break, my heart, my heart. Do try, try, maybe you have it.

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  No!

• 1:07:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:40Speaker 06

  Come on!

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you try, you try it.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  Do it.

• 1:07:43Speaker 06

  I don't know how!

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:49Speaker 06

  No, no.

• 1:07:51Andrew Santino?

  You know, the internet's got that.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:53Andrew Santino?

  Let's see it.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  Go. We did it. Just do it, we'll cut it out if you don't like it. Yeah, go.

• 1:07:59Speaker 06

  Ah, I don't know how, it's so grim!

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  Jess, go.

• 1:08:03Speaker 06

  It's so grim!

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:06Speaker 06

  You could do it!

• 1:08:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  So good.

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  Don't do it, yeah, you're not, you don't have it. Now, now, my heart is free. I know you can't do it.

• 1:08:18Andrew Santino?

  Can't do it.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  How many views is it, like, is this popular? This is Misty Rain.

• 1:08:23Speaker 06

  A lot of people, like...

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  They go to Misty Rain's thing.

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  So they just watch her do that? Three fucking million people?

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:28Andrew Santino?

  Holy...

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Let's go to the, this one, yeah, here we go.

• 1:08:32Speaker 06

  Dude, I'm working too hard.

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what are we doing?

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  Aw, man, I hope they bomb us. I hope we, this country's over soon. This is...

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is insane.

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  This is what we're doing? This is it?

• 1:08:45Andrew Santino?

  And by, and can I tell you something? How old is this kid, by the way? Is this a child? How old is this person?

• 1:08:51Speaker 06

  Probably old.

• 1:08:51Bobby Lee?

  Someone's gonna have OnlyFans. I wouldn't know.

• 1:08:53Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:08:54Bobby Lee?

  But anyway...

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  I mean, how old is this girl? I, I, like, who are we watching? It still looks like we're watching a kid, a child. She is nineteen. Ugh, what are we doing?

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:09:03Andrew Santino?

  I'm not watching some kid do fucking, gross. Get out of here.

• 1:09:05Speaker 06

  That's weird.

• 1:09:06Bobby Lee?

  And there's a dad down there, "Sally, do the dishes!" And she's...

• 1:09:10Speaker 06

  I'm coming!

• 1:09:11Bobby Lee?

  I'm coming! Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we're fucked.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  We're fucked.

• 1:09:14Andrew Santino?

  Future's fucked.

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and then she goes to anime conventions, right. This is, I've seen this anime convention thing is like... They don't do it once a year, they do it all year round, there's these things. They're all over the place.

• 1:09:24Speaker 06

  Yeah. You don't wanna do that, though.

• 1:09:27Speaker 07

  No, I don't wanna.

• 1:09:28Andrew Santino?

  Is it, you know how Comic Con was like, once a year? Now it's like, all year.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  No, 'cause every city has one now.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, every city has everything, though. There's many different kinds.

• 1:09:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jess wanted to promote her show. Is that why you're here?

• 1:09:39Speaker 06

  Oh, I did wanna promote my show.

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  But it's not coming out until...

• 1:09:42Speaker 06

  No, maybe after the...

• 1:09:43Andrew Santino?

  Smoothest transitions of all time. Oh, yeah. It's unbelievable, you, you're flawless.

• 1:09:48Bobby Lee?

  Hey, fuck you, man, talk to me like that.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's unreal.

• 1:09:51Speaker 06

  I am going to, uh, New Jersey, Sunnyvale, California, Fort Worth, Dallas, Portland, Seattle, and Lexington next year. So I'm just gonna take this moment. If you're out there, if anybody's out there. Come see me.

• 1:10:04Andrew Santino?

  I mean, if, if there's a way to do it, that's it, dude. That was perfect. It was so organic and shit. People loved it.

• 1:10:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  Not only, it just helps the rhythm of her selling the show.

• 1:10:14Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, man?

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  Just criticizing you. And let me, and let me, and I'll say-

• 1:10:20Bobby Lee?

  I could criticize you as well.

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  And I'll say, why? You shot at me about the Woj thing. So I've been shooting at you.

• 1:10:29Bobby Lee?

  It's funny, it's like, um-

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  Don't bring, don't bring a knife to a gunfight, bud.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm bringing a bazooka.

• 1:10:34Andrew Santino?

  You couldn't hoist one up, you fucking little-

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  So this is what happened.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  Fill in the blank.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  You know, you and I come here, uh, try to set the tone of the show.

• 1:10:42Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  I brought a pop core. Pretty good rant.

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  It was a good rant. That was good.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  Pop core, yeah, a couple of other things. And, uh, you had, you had the two dollar thing.

• 1:10:52Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  And it died. And I think that's why you're mad. And you know what? There's a healthy way of getting that resentment out, you know what I mean? The way you're doing, you're, you know, going back and forth like that in your new chair.

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm rocking in my chair.

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, doing this, like, The Thinker, whatever you're doing with your hand. I've never seen you do this before.

• 1:11:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's because my back hurts.

• 1:11:08Bobby Lee?

  The Thinker, you know what I mean? So, um, I think we all know in the room, right, that that was a fail.

• 1:11:15Andrew Santino?

  I got, I got an MRI done.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 1:11:17Andrew Santino?

  On my back.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 1:11:19Andrew Santino?

  And they were like, all of this pressure and disc slipping is from you carrying Bobby's career lately. And I said, that can't be showing up on the MRI. They go, trust me, it is. And we all see it.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:30Andrew Santino?

  And I said, who sees it? He goes, the community at large. And I said, the doctor community? He goes, buddy, social, social. It's everywhere. Everyone can tell. So I gotta get you off my back.

• 1:11:42Bobby Lee?

  I-N-T-E-R-E-S-T-I-N-G, dude. Interesting.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking awesome. I told you you could spell. You're good, buddy.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh-

• 1:11:55Andrew Santino?

  No, he did say my back issues are from-

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm. Interesting.

• 1:12:00Speaker 06

  Maybe you should take a trip to We Spa.

• 1:12:04Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  We had fun.

• 1:12:06Speaker 06

  We had fun. We went and I can't believe you've never been. I said Andrew must come here all the time.

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  No, I like, I, I used to like Voda Spa.

• 1:12:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, but you never even tried We Spa, I heard.

• 1:12:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't like it.

• 1:12:17Speaker 06

  But how do you know you don't like it?

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Because he, he's stubborn.

• 1:12:20Andrew Santino?

  Too many, too many Korean.

• 1:12:24Speaker 06

  Oh, so I thought.

• 1:12:25Andrew Santino?

  Too many.

• 1:12:27Speaker 06

  I thought.

• 1:12:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, let's, let's talk about your experience at We Spa.

• 1:12:30Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was, I was kinda nervous going in, the whole naked thing, you know? Everyone's naked and, and Bobby was like, were you, I won't see you naked. I don't wanna see you naked. I, I, I, that's so gross. We're not.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  Watching it, I wanna, I wanna. Forget it, I was gonna say a joke, but.

• 1:12:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like, why be mean now?

• 1:12:44Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't want, because it's, it's not a fair.

• 1:12:46Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  So anyway.

• 1:12:47Speaker 06

  He said your saggy tits. I don't wanna see.

• 1:12:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't say that. No.

• 1:12:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did, didn't you?

• 1:12:51Bobby Lee?

  I was gonna say something way worse, but go ahead. Go ahead. I love you.

• 1:12:55Speaker 06

  Well, now you have to say it.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I was, I was kidding. I don't have one.

• 1:13:00Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:13:01Andrew Santino?

  Say it.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  A beautiful lady naked. Now go ahead, um.

• 1:13:05Speaker 06

  So anyway.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:07Speaker 06

  As we're walking in, I say, am I gonna be the only white lady there? And he go, no, no, no, tons of whites go. And it was true. It was a good diversity mix. You wanna be the only white there. And I kinda get why you said no one goes to the We Spa with you, cuz I was telling my friends and they're all like, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be naked with Bobby. I think people think when you say you will go to We Spa, they're, they're thinking you're asking, can I see you naked?

• 1:13:30Andrew Santino?

  Kind of.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  No, that's absolutely incorrect.

• 1:13:33Speaker 06

  But I think that's what they hear. It's like, it sounds like you just wanna see all these male comics naked.

• 1:13:39Bobby Lee?

  Well, I have done it before.

• 1:13:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:41Bobby Lee?

  You know, Ian Edwards. You know what I mean? I try to get Chappelle.

• 1:13:45Speaker 06

  Lacy, yeah.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  But what are they, what do they have in common?

• 1:13:47Andrew Santino?

  They're black.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:13:49Speaker 06

  But I don't get your point, but.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  I like to see it.

• 1:13:52Andrew Santino?

  He wants to go with black.

• 1:13:52Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  I like to see it.

• 1:13:54Speaker 06

  But when you go male, female, you're, you know, just, you're in different rooms, but then the coed, you're in a uniform.

• 1:13:59Bobby Lee?

  You've been there with me. Fun?

• 1:14:00Speaker 06

  At the coed, yeah.

• 1:14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:02Speaker 06

  It's really fun, but it's relaxing.

• 1:14:03Bobby Lee?

  It's so relaxing.

• 1:14:04Andrew Santino?

  That's why I don't wanna go with him.

• 1:14:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, go at a different time, but you should go.

• 1:14:07Bobby Lee?

  Please go with me.

• 1:14:08Andrew Santino?

  No. How unrelaxing would that be for me?

• 1:14:11Speaker 06

  You guys would get, he got recognized a lot upstairs.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:14Andrew Santino?

  It'd be so not relaxing.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:14:16Andrew Santino?

  I have my little getaways. I go to my gym. I go in the cold plunge.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:14:21Andrew Santino?

  I go in the sauna. I go in the steam room.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:14:23Andrew Santino?

  You know who talks to me there?

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:14:24Andrew Santino?

  Fucking nobody. Fucking no one. I get in the cold plunge with my little tiny red penis. And it's freezing cold and my little penis goes like this.

• 1:14:35Speaker 06

  It does the cringe.

• 1:14:41Andrew Santino?

  Dude, have you been in a cold plunge, by the way?

• 1:14:43Bobby Lee?

  I love cold plunge.

• 1:14:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, they have one at Wee Spa.

• 1:14:45Andrew Santino?

  Do you do them?

• 1:14:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh my, I stay, I go in there for 10 minutes.

• 1:14:47Andrew Santino?

  That's literally impossible. No, you don't.

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I do, maybe it's not as cold as the one you're going through, but.

• 1:14:52Andrew Santino?

  Cause the cold plunges, you couldn't go in for 10 minutes, you would be, it'd be, it might be.

• 1:14:55Bobby Lee?

  But I'm, let me, let me say something. When, most of the people, they go in for like a minute. I try to go up for 10 minutes because I go to the point where I'm about to die.

• 1:15:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, right.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:05Andrew Santino?

  Good. Well, that's good.

• 1:15:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:07Andrew Santino?

  That's very good.

• 1:15:08Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I, and I'm gonna tell you why. If I may. Okay?

• 1:15:13Andrew Santino?

  You may.

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm gonna.

• 1:15:15Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I go to Hyundai day spa.

• 1:15:18Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  I've been going there for years and there's like a 95 year old man that's there.

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:15:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And he does a routine. And I observe him. Okay?

• 1:15:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:29Bobby Lee?

  Over the years, last 20 years.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  Asian man.

• 1:15:31Bobby Lee?

  Old Asian man.

• 1:15:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:33Bobby Lee?

  And he does, um. Halfway in the cold plunge.

• 1:15:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  Then there's, there's two different spa, there's a jacuzzi, but there's also a spring water one.

• 1:15:43Andrew Santino?

  Mmm.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  Where it's super hot.

• 1:15:44Andrew Santino?

  Love that.

• 1:15:45Bobby Lee?

  So he'll go five minutes there and he goes back and forth. And I think what he's doing is circulating his blood.

• 1:15:50Andrew Santino?

  Just trying to stay alive.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And so I've been following the same thing as he does.

• 1:15:54Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 1:15:54Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? And I think there's something to do with your health. I don't know what it does.

• 1:15:58Andrew Santino?

  But they say three to five minutes is kinda the optimal time to get the benefits that you need. After that, you're kinda not. You know, cause it's, cause it's down to 45 degrees. I mean, they, they tell you in between. 40 and 60 is the high end for cold plunge. But five to 10 minutes, you don't wanna go any more than that. There's no need for it. Post-workout is two to three minutes.

• 1:16:17Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. But what are the benefits of it?

• 1:16:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's a metabolic boost you get. That's 11 minutes in total time over two to four sessions per week. Has metabolic recovery benefits, right? It's good for your muscle tissues. It's great for me for my nerves because of my, my nerves, because of my sciatic nerve. Uh, it's really good. It like calms the nerve down.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:16:36Andrew Santino?

  Ice is the best. Ice is the fucking best.

• 1:16:38Bobby Lee?

  Can we go to Wee Spa and so you can show, I can show you how long I go into the cold plunge? I don't think you would believe me, so I want to do it.

• 1:16:44Andrew Santino?

  I believe you wholeheartedly. I think you could.

• 1:16:46Bobby Lee?

  You doubt me?

• 1:16:46Andrew Santino?

  Knowing you, you could stay in there for 20 minutes, I bet.

• 1:16:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well then.

• 1:16:50Andrew Santino?

  Cause you're a strong boy.

• 1:16:51Bobby Lee?

  Just come with me, please.

• 1:16:52Andrew Santino?

  You're a strong boy. Plus, your body's compact. You're not stretched out. So everything is close.

• 1:16:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:16:57Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm saying like your engine.

• 1:16:58Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:16:59Andrew Santino?

  Your engine is warming here.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:17:01Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't have to go that far.

• 1:17:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:03Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? That's true. My limbs are long.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, Jess, will you go back again with me one day?

• 1:17:09Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'd go back. I was in the steam room and as I walked in, I was in there for a minute and then this lady walked in and then there was like probably five to six ladies in there and then out of nowhere, it's quiet and out of nowhere this lady goes, "Do you want to find your uterus?"

• 1:17:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, right, right.

• 1:17:24Speaker 06

  And like right before she said it, I was about to get up and leave, but then I was like, if I get up now, it's gonna feel like a response to her saying that.

• 1:17:31Bobby Lee?

  This is real because she told me about that afterwards.

• 1:17:33Andrew Santino?

  Did you lose it?

• 1:17:34Speaker 06

  Well, I don't know if it was to me or to, it felt like it was to the room.

• 1:17:38Andrew Santino?

  Where is your, what did she mean by that?

• 1:17:40Speaker 06

  And then another lady goes, "Yeah." And then she just starts talking about like feeling on your abdomen where the uterus is.

• 1:17:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 1:17:47Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:17:48Speaker 06

  And then I had to like just kind of wait there for a while before I could leave respectfully.

• 1:17:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, can you imagine if a guy said that to you in a spa at all?

• 1:17:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:56Andrew Santino?

  Like he's like, "Do you want to find your G-spot?"

• 1:17:58Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was so awkward.

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  Well, let's play that out.

• 1:18:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm in the tub with you. Do you, uh?

• 1:18:04Bobby Lee?

  What's up?

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  Sorry, I just.

• 1:18:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I usually don't.

• 1:18:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, for a living, I just, I kind of, I'm like a life coach, health coach.

• 1:18:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's up?

• 1:18:13Andrew Santino?

  Do you, have you ever found your G-spot as a man?

• 1:18:16Bobby Lee?

  I'm done. Thanks, man.

• 1:18:17Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you already found it?

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 1:18:20Andrew Santino?

  Can I help you find it?

• 1:18:21Bobby Lee?

  Wha- wha-

• 1:18:23Andrew Santino?

  Can I help you find your G-spot?

• 1:18:24Bobby Lee?

  When you say-

• 1:18:25Andrew Santino?

  I'll do it for free.

• 1:18:26Bobby Lee?

  When you say G-spot?

• 1:18:27Andrew Santino?

  Usually I charge, I'll do it for free.

• 1:18:28Bobby Lee?

  When you say G-spot, what do you mean? Like in the penis cavity or like my anal cavity?

• 1:18:33Andrew Santino?

  It's in your butt. It's in your butt and I can-

• 1:18:36Bobby Lee?

  I have two.

• 1:18:37Andrew Santino?

  I help men find it in their butt.

• 1:18:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I found it.

• 1:18:41Andrew Santino?

  You already got it?

• 1:18:41Bobby Lee?

  I just found it just now.

• 1:18:43Andrew Santino?

  Can I find, can I try to find another one for you?

• 1:18:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're saying there's two?

• 1:18:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, if you say so, go ahead.

• 1:18:48Andrew Santino?

  Come here.

• 1:18:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:49Andrew Santino?

  I put this, so this wand, you see this wand that I have? It looks exactly like my penis.

• 1:18:53Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah. You know, I've watched Harry Potter. I've never seen it shaped like this.

• 1:18:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you turn around and I say this magic phrase, and I put my wand in there, it'll detect where you're spotted.

• 1:19:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know what? I'll give it a go. Why not? Is it in?

• 1:19:06Andrew Santino?

  Expelius.

• 1:19:07Bobby Lee?

  Is it in?

• 1:19:08Andrew Santino?

  Jizius, yeah.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:19:11Andrew Santino?

  Is it in?

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  Did you find it?

• 1:19:11Andrew Santino?

  How rude. I found it.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:13Andrew Santino?

  Did you?

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  I can't feel it.

• 1:19:16Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:17Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:18Andrew Santino?

  Have a good, have a good day. Have a safe drive.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Did you know about the $2?

• 1:19:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. Tell me. Tell me about it.

• 1:19:28Bobby Lee?

  Got to, like, wash a wash.

• 1:19:29Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I actually. I walked into the steam room the other day. I did have a guy. I walked in naked. It's you, traditionally, you put on a towel in the steam room because you sit down. But I walked in naked because no one was there. It was after hours.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:41Andrew Santino?

  And I walked in because I was a little bit in pain. And so I walked in with my cock out and I was like,

• 1:19:49Andrew Santino?

  I was like grunting through the pain.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:50Andrew Santino?

  My pain was strong. I hear a guy go, "You okay, man?" And I, and I can't see him in all the steam and the fog. I go, "Oh, fuck, dude. I didn't know someone was in here. I'm so sorry, dude." And he's like, "It's okay. I just, you want me to get out of here?" I was like, "No."

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:04Andrew Santino?

  You don't have to go.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  No, you do make noises in the steam room that you can't.

• 1:20:07Andrew Santino?

  It feels good.

• 1:20:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. This is a noise that Koreans make. I don't care where you're from in Korea.

• 1:20:14Andrew Santino?

  Can you guys understand each other?

• 1:20:15Bobby Lee?

  We know what this means. And there's no, it doesn't mean anything, but we know what it means.

• 1:20:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  It's this.

• 1:20:20Andrew Santino?

  It's unspoken.

• 1:20:21Bobby Lee?

  Here we go. Igu, Igu, Igu, Igu, Igu. It's Igu, Igu, Igu, Igu, about four or five times. We understand what that means.

• 1:20:31Andrew Santino?

  Igu.

• 1:20:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:32Andrew Santino?

  And everyone.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  And we go, "Igu, Igu." Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that mean? Like, it lamenting in, in pain? Like?

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  No, it's like, it feels good, but it hurts. But, you know, I'm glad. You know what I mean?

• 1:20:42Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:20:42Bobby Lee?

  It's soothing, you know? There's another one that we know what it means is juk juk. I told you about that.

• 1:20:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We don't have to re, you know about juk juk? Yeah, what is it? What?

• 1:20:54Speaker 05

  I don't remember, but I remember the phrase juk juk.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  See what, see what he does, McCone?

• 1:20:57Andrew Santino?

  He's worthless.

• 1:20:59Bobby Lee?

  He just agrees without listening.

• 1:21:01Andrew Santino?

  At this time, at this point, he just comes around.

• 1:21:03Bobby Lee?

  When you do improv, you, you know, agreeing is fine, but you have to listen as well.

• 1:21:07Andrew Santino?

  No, he doesn't. That's why he won't do stand-up. I told you, he's not.

• 1:21:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not. Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:21:11Andrew Santino?

  Give us a joke. Let me hear you do a bit.

• 1:21:15Andrew Santino?

  Did you say, "Oh, God"? Did you say, "Oh, God"? You don't want to be on the show anymore. You don't have to be on the show.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Your attitude...

• 1:21:21Andrew Santino?

  Your attitude is fucking bananas. By the way, Pete has been pleasant all day.

• 1:21:26Bobby Lee?

  Has said shit.

• 1:21:27Andrew Santino?

  Brought us cookies.

• 1:21:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:28Speaker 06

  Wait, can we do it together?

• 1:21:30Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:21:31Speaker 06

  Because we haven't been on the show together, and I don't think I'll be on it again.

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  You've never been on a show together before?

• 1:21:36Speaker 06

  We have not for months and months.

• 1:21:37Speaker 07

  I haven't seen her in a long time.

• 1:21:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, and I'm going on the road next year, so I don't know when I'll be back, so...

• 1:21:42Speaker 07

  Okay, okay.

• 1:21:46Speaker 06

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:22:13Speaker 00

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