Bonus #201 - Live Call Show Vol. 45 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stav is back talking directly to the fans!! Stavvy and Eldy catch up on Eldis becoming a dad, Stav's travels promoting his special, and help beautiful callers on Discord including a woman who caught her husband's cousin committing adultery in her bed while dogsitting, a woman whose partner's relative attends the same poly parties as them, and a man whose friends/coworkers are salty that he hooked up with a girl they don't like. ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎤 Watch Uncle Stav on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/82055929 ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld 🎟️ See Stavvy live!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 1:00Speaker 02

  Mademoiselle here, what's up?

• 1:02Stavros Halkias?

  What's going on? Bonsoir, mademoiselle.

• 1:07Speaker 02

  Thank you for taking my call, you guys.

• 1:10Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  All right, this is the reason why I'm here. So it took a year for me to finally let this loose and want to be public with it.

• 1:20Stavros Halkias?

  I'm listening.

• 1:20Speaker 02

  And not be upset and emotional when I talk about it, but here it is.

• 1:24Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Okay, so girl talk, it's a sacred thing. And me and my boyfriend's cousin had this girl talk. She'd been having problems in her marriage.

• 1:34Stavros Halkias?

  She had?

• 1:35Speaker 02

  And I was kind of like, yeah. And I was like, well, how'd you patch things up? Because she was living at her mom's house for a while, then suddenly moved back in with her husband. So I was curious, because I've been in a relationship for 13 years. Like, so when other people are having rough patches, I'm always like, hey, what'd you do to get through your rough patch? As like, one woman to another.

• 1:55Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  She tells me she's basically been on these sites that are like third-party sites for hooking up.

• 2:02Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, shit.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  And I've been in a relationship for so long that I didn't know what those kinds of things were. So I'm just such a curious human, so I'm like, tell me more. And so she told me, like, all these sites she was going on, it just upset in me, because I'm like, dude, you're clearly fucking married men, like.

• 2:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:19Speaker 02

  Man.

• 2:20Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 2:21Speaker 02

  This is sad.

• 2:21Stavros Halkias?

  When you say, you say third-party, you're just like dating's like apps? Or like specific hookup sites? Like?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Specific hookup sites. Like she name dropped like one of them, like Field or something like that.

• 2:33Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, okay, okay. I got you, I got you. Okay, so.

• 2:36Speaker 02

  So I'm like, oh, you didn't patch things up. You just started cheating on your partner. Yeah. Just like, oh, fuck. Like, this isn't advice I want, or an ally, or a female that I need.

• 2:52Stavros Halkias?

  That's crazy. Also, you're dating, you're dating her cousin?

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Yes, for 13 years. So I'm just kind of disturbed, like, is this how this family operates? What the fuck's going on here?

• 3:02Stavros Halkias?

  But it's also crazy to give the advice to someone who's dating one of your family members. The advice is cheat.

• 3:10Speaker 02

  Yes, and I just kind of was disturbed by it, because I was just like, wait, is this like how people just cope? They just cheat? And then like, am I the idiot? So anyways, I'm just kind of like, oh, wow, this is weird. So I tell my partner, hey, you know how your cousin always wants to dog sit for us? Well, I don't want her to dog sit for us anymore.

• 3:29Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, shit, you're so right.

• 3:32Speaker 02

  Because like, at that point, I was like, well, maybe she's telling me this, so I co-sign on it? Because she's been our dog sitter for a few years now, and maybe she's telling me this. So she finally feels guilt-free committing this act in my home.

• 3:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, she's definitely cucking her husband in your house.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Fucking other people in my house, I don't know. I hope it's just your husband and maybe her husband.

• 3:54Stavros Halkias?

  I said cucking, definitely other people.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  I was so upset that she gets paid to do this job. And, you know, I tried to be like, what? You get money, why don't you use hotel? Why you use my home? Also, my landlord lives on the premises of this home. So one of the days that I felt like weird about her dog sitting was because after she dog sat for us, I went out to my car and the landscaper stared at me like I was a succubus bitch. Like, he looked at me like I was a dirty dog. And I was like, why is landscaper looking at me like I'm the dirtiest dog ever? And then finally, when this chick admitted that she's been cheating on her husband, all the boxes clicked, like, maybe that landscaper thought I was a cheating slut in this house. And this landscaper staring at me like, I hate you, lady.

• 4:42Stavros Halkias?

  All right, all right. I'm not co-signing your landscaper fantasy. Who knows? That's, and now we're putting too much on this woman who's already committed enough sins that we don't have to say.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  It just made me feel like, man, maybe she was fucking in my house, because why the fuck would this guy give me weird energy? Like, he always waves and smiles at me. And then that one day, he looked at me like I was a horrible human being. And I was like, Jesus, like, what's going on? Like, I don't even feel comfortable smiling and waving at this guy right now, because he's looking at me like, I'm disgusting.

• 5:12Stavros Halkias?

  He's mad, though.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  And we've always had good relationships before. So I'm like, what the fuck? So when she's admitted this story to me, I was like, all right, I can't live like this. I can't have someone watch my house that I don't trust. And I told my partner's point, like, hey, I don't want this person in my home. Not trying to sell out this woman and her devious acts. Because I don't want to like blow my boyfriend's mind about his cousin. Like, your cousin's a dirtbag. So I just try to like cushion him from the truth and try to tell him like, I don't want this person watching my home. He tells me, well, I only like people watching our home and our dog that we know and trust. And it's always been my family, so I'm going to stick with my family. And I was like, well, here's what's going on with your cousin. I'm sorry, I have to sell her out,

• 5:57Speaker 02

  but I can't handle this and I can't have someone in my home that does this, that I think might be doing this. And he's like, well, that's terrible. My cousin would never do that to us. And I think it's awful that you would accuse my cousin of doing that. And I'm thinking, your cousin's so terrible, she cheats on her husband. What the fuck? Why would she not do this in my home?

• 6:16Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait. He said accuse? He thinks you're lying about it?

• 6:21Speaker 02

  No, he thinks that, um, my, his cousin would never fuck another person in our home.

• 6:26Stavros Halkias?

  He's like, listen, she's cheating.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  Fucking ridiculous with that. Yeah, like, oh, no, if she's cheating, she's cheating outside of this house. She's not doing it in our house.

• 6:35Stavros Halkias?

  All right.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  I'm like, no, babe, she told me this story. I think she wants me to co-sign on it. Why else would he share the story?

• 6:41Stavros Halkias?

  I agree.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Because I was like.

• 6:42Stavros Halkias?

  You're so right that you're like, that he's like, she would never do that. It's like she's cheating on her husband. You don't think she would betray your couch? She's betraying her husband.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  And I, and you know, this woman kind of has back issues, so I've been always kind enough to invite her into staying in our bed. And like, I changed the sheets. So yeah, not even, I was like, all right, I literally make this person feel so welcome in my home. What if she's desecrating my own bed?

• 7:09Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  So I got a Ring camera. Because I was like, this is how we solve this issue. I get a fucking camera. Because guess what? You put a camera out if you don't want a thief to steal? Well, you put a camera out in your house so no fucking funny business happens in your home.

• 7:23Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  Right? And it's visible. Like, I tell this story to people and everyone always assumes the camera was not visible. Fuck you guys. Camera was visible.

• 7:33Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, there's more to the story?

• 7:35Speaker 02

  Yes, I had to witness them fucking in my home. Her and multiple strange men over the weekend when I was at a store with my partner for his family's birthday party. And I like, had to like keep it inside of me for the first night, even though I knew like she was having a sex party at her house. And then, um, finally, she FaceTimed my, well, she called my partner of 13 years and was like, hey, um, I don't know how to shut the blinds on this window. And my partner, he's like, oh, let me FaceTime you real quick. Because he's just that kind of person. He's like, let me FaceTime you, and then I'll see it and I can do it. As soon as he FaceTimes her, he gets off the FaceTime and his voice is shaking. And he's like, oh my God, I just FaceTimed my cousin. I saw another car in the parking lot.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  I think he has a visitor over. And I was like, oh, I'm so happy I get to share this with you. And this isn't something that I have to just keep inside.

• 8:29Stavros Halkias?

  You're sitting back there like fucking Jeffrey Epstein with tapes of every, every politician fucking a child, but you're not making it known yet. You're just like, I have the video, bro.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  I, I was too cheap to pay for that, like, service where you get to keep the recordings, because I'm not a perv. Also, it's like his cousin. I'm like, hey, watch your cousin get fucking Eiffel Tower'd right here. I was so pissed. I was just like, oh, I have to watch this of your cousin and it's gross.

• 8:58Stavros Halkias?

  So you didn't tell him? You didn't tell him you have video?

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Oh, no, I showed him the video immediately. Like, hey, okay, now that you see this other car here, now you can see what's really going down. And I'm cracking jokes and he's trying to like, getting a fight with me about it. And I'm like, yo, I'm trying not to fight and ruin this family trip.

• 9:15Stavros Halkias?

  I'm completely right. I've been completely vindicated.

• 9:17Speaker 02

  I want to tell the cops.

• 9:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  That's how I felt instantly.

• 9:21Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 9:22Speaker 02

  So what did I do? Like, the next time I run into this woman, I, I feel like the girl who never complains for my partner at the restaurant when his order gets wrong.

• 9:30Stavros Halkias?

  What are you talking about? What do you do? Stop, mademoiselle. What the fuck are you talking about? What you do is say, hey, stop fucking people in my fucking house. You're cheating on your fucking husband, you dumb bitch. I'm keeping your secret, because, you know, I'm not going to sell you out. But it's incredibly fucking disrespectful that you're using my home to cheat on your fucking husband. That's what you do. There's no question here. It's, it's crazy that she's doing this. Crazy. Especially, and then, and I hope you gloated to your boyfriend, because you were 100% right and he was a fucking asshole about it. What do you mean, what do you do? You got to stand up for yourself here. And in general in life.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a, yes, I, I felt like I was really getting walked on that weekend because I paid for this person's services. We confronted her, she didn't even return the money, had like a very half-ass apology. And I let my partner take it over and manage it. But I felt like it wasn't enough and letting him do it, I was like, no, I didn't get the satisfaction I needed out of that. I guess I should have called this person and shoot her out. But I also am like, should I just wait until I run into the next, run into her at the next family function and just give her an earful? Because that's the kind of human I am when I see you in public.

• 10:48Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's on sight, I get that.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  In person, I fucking socially shame you. That's what I was raised.

• 10:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, listen, it's cra- first of all, it's insane. This woman is fucking hilarious because you have information that could ruin her life.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  Yes, and people have brought that up to me and I'm like, I'm not that kind of, and I don't want to ruin anyone's life. I just don't want anyone to think that I think that's okay and that can be happening in my life.

• 11:14Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, but what I'm saying is, it's crazy, I will say this, and this is, this might fire you up. She doesn't think you're a threat so much that she'll just fuck in your house, not give the money back, and not even fully apologize. Even if she didn't respect you, she should understand the danger she's in, that you could blow up her entire fucking life. But even that doesn't make her respect you, that would piss me off more. And if I were you, I would constantly pretend and threaten to fucking out her. I would, I would have a, a drive and be like, you want this to go to your husband? Even though it's empty? I would do shit like that. I would be like, shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you. I would just hold up a fucking USB drive that has nothing on it, but just to make her sweat.

• 11:59Stavros Halkias?

  Like, I would be doing shit like that personally. Um, and I would be like, hey, Mike, what are you, what have you been up to? Hey, why don't, one of these days, why don't you dog sit with your fucking wife in our house? You know what I mean? I would just be kind of, uh, stoking the flames, unless her husband's a cuck and she's gotten away with all this, I don't know. Um, but, you know.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  I'm surprised that might be their arrangement as well, which is like, I don't want to like, blow that up if that's what they got going on. But wouldn't you tell me that in your scenario, the way, I just felt like she was forcing him into a cucking situation.

• 12:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, probably. So, okay, so then, yes, obviously she's never dog sitting again, right?

• 12:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, and, and my partner respects that if we ever do decide that marriage is something we want to do, that person is never invited to that wedding. I've also emphasized, when we, um, find a new home together, uh, that this person will never know where we live again.

• 12:58Speaker 02

  Um, and he's respected both of those boundaries. However, the one boundary he will not respect or ask, asks me to, to simmer down on is me wanting to confront this person and let them know like, what they did was absolutely horrid. And it violated us on such a level where it really created mistrust in our own relationship.

• 13:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Why, that's, why does he feel, he just wants to keep it, he just like, I-

• 13:22Speaker 02

  I think he just wants to protect his cousin because that, that could financially fuck her, you know, like she could lose her home.

• 13:28Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, oh, oh, yeah, you don't want to blow her- Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't need to blow up her marriage, I guess, but, but the fact that he says you can't even confront her is kind of crazy. That's kind of fucking nuts. Is it the kind of thing-

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Because it's like, who are you protecting?

• 13:44Stavros Halkias?

  But is he saying it like, look, I know you deserve to, but please don't? Or is he saying it like, it's ridiculous for you to want to do that?

• 13:53Speaker 02

  No, he says, please don't, I understand it, but it doesn't make you look good.

• 13:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Well, look, you gotta be like, I mean, you should be like, alright, if you really don't want me to, that's okay, but I, I have to be honest with you, this is, this is a big ask. You're asking a lot of me. Like, you need to make it very clear what the stakes are. Because like, you do feel violated, you feel like you should, you know, blow it up. And you should also be like, I don't really appreciate you telling me when and, when I can and can't be upset at someone. Because what this person did to me is fucked up, and what you're asking me to do is something that I will do if you, if it's that important to you. But I feel like you're stifling me for, just to keep your cousin from being upset, and I don't appreciate that.

• 14:38Stavros Halkias?

  And I want you to know, I'm willing to do it, but that is what you're asking me to do. This isn't an easy question for me. That's what I would say in my relationship, because I would want it to be very clear how I feel about it. Not like, okay, if that's what you want, no problem, honey, like, really? You want me to do that? I think that's how, and then ultimately you can do it, but make it clear it's a huge ask.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  Okay, no, I like this.

• 15:01Stavros Halkias?

  And the kind of thing you're not gonna do every time he asks, by the way, like, you can, you only have a couple of these where I have to stifle myself, because I don't, I don't want, you know, I need to be able to, when someone wrongs me, I need to be able to set it right. If it's very important to you with this family member, I will make an exception, but don't ask me to behave like this, or, you know, again. Like, just know what you're asking me for. I think that's, because that's, that's what it feels like talking to you.

• 15:28Speaker 02

  It does feel like I have to swallow my pride in order to like, move forward with this, and I don't want to, yeah, I don't want to be walked all over on this family. I feel like the family doesn't respect me because I've been with this man for 13 years and haven't gotten him to get me a ring, and then they fucking-

• 15:43Stavros Halkias?

  Here's the real problem. Hold on, this ain't about a fucking cousin. This guy won't even confront his cousin. What hope do you have that he'll fucking propose? That's interesting. That's what, that's the subtext here, isn't it?

• 15:56Speaker 02

  I think it's just like, very, I thought she was kind of like fishing, like, oh, is that what you guys are doing here? I told him that too, like, I pointed out, like, I don't know, was she trying to get me to co-sign so then she could do this in our home? Or is she just fishing in our relationship, trying to figure out why we're so happy and unmarried for 13 years?

• 16:14Stavros Halkias?

  Are you happy? Are you happy?

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, no, for sure. And like, I don't need the marriage, but it is protection, you know? I've always been taught that as an immigrant girl. Um, so it is, it is, like, you know, I just broke it down to you, like, yeah, she could lose her house if she gets divorced, like, it's hard, yeah, like, you want, but, but-

• 16:33Stavros Halkias?

  Well, listen, I think what's important, I think what ultimately is important is your own relationship here, right? And you're right, you don't want to feel walked all over, and I think you need to express this, and not just your, not with this family, but in your relationship. I think you're probably the kind of person who lets shit slide that festers. Because just your, just your, the way, the way you're communicating here, it's like we let off a fucking, uh, champagne cork and it's all flooding out of you. And I'm feeling like you don't have very many people to talk to about this kind of shit. And so, I think that you're clearly upset about this. I think clearly, not only have you been wronged, but you don't appreciate the way your, your partner has responded to it.

• 17:16Stavros Halkias?

  And I think like, I think there's very reasonable, you know, it's very reasonable not to make this a big deal because your partner asked you, and what do you ultimately have to gain from it? But I also think you have to make it clear how you feel about these sacrifices you're being asked to make. It's okay to sacrifice things in your relationship, it's not okay to pretend there was no sacrifice, that you're totally happy behaving this way, and all of a sudden your entire life becomes something you're not that comfortable. You're 85% comfortable with, which is better than, you know, 40%, but you want to be striving for 100, particularly in your relationship. That would be my sort of big picture advice to you, just from, that's vibes-based advice. And I think, am I kind of right?

• 18:00Speaker 02

  No, yeah, good vibe read, for sure. You're, you're good at this.

• 18:04Stavros Halkias?

  Thank you.

• 18:05Speaker 02

  That's why you're doing it.

• 18:06Stavros Halkias?

  Thank you. But yes, ultimately, I don't think this is bad, this is like, there's no like, you know, we've talked to people who were like, this is never gonna work. I don't feel that here. But I think you need to be more realistic about what you actually want, long-term. Uh, and, you know, be realistic about this relationship, and I don't think any of this stuff is not fixable. But I think clearly there are some communication problems here that you need to get, you need to figure out. But again, it doesn't sound like, this is not critical problems, but it's the kind of thing where it's like, this is an opportunity for you to start being heard a little more in the context of this family, but also in the context of your relationship. Because like, what if, because here's, here's like what I'm, here's the worst-case scenario for me.

• 18:48Stavros Halkias?

  He's like, look, I'm asking you to do this, but don't worry, this woman's never coming to our house, she's never coming to our wedding. Fast forward 10 years, whatever the fuck, she's there, right? And you're like, hey, what the fuck? I, I stifled myself a decade ago, and this was the promise. And he's like, and he's like, hey, come on, don't be like this, we're getting married, it's a wedding. And so like, my worry is that promises that are made to you don't get kept because you're easygoing. That's my worry. Uh, and I don't know if that's happened in the past or not, but that's what I would want to make sure doesn't happen. Because I think that's the fundamental and critical thing that could be an Achilles' heel to an otherwise happy relationship.

• 19:28Stavros Halkias?

  If you feel like you're not being heard and you feel like you're just being sort of like, you know, eh, bureaucracy, eh, you know, it's like, anytime you have a concern, it's like, oh, we'll talk about this later, and it never gets, you know, uh, addressed.

• 19:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, it just frustrates me, I have to buy a ring camera to prove my point. It's like, can't I be validated?

• 19:46Stavros Halkias?

  See, there is, that's what it is, it's that you, he just, he didn't believe you at the very beginning. That's the, the, the, the-

• 19:52Speaker 02

  And I had to sell someone out to be able to feel the belief, and then still didn't get the belief.

• 19:59Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 19:59Speaker 02

  And I was like, wow, okay, I guess I need video evidence to feel like-

• 20:02Stavros Halkias?

  And then when it's-

• 20:03Speaker 02

  Partner can hear me.

• 20:05Stavros Halkias?

  And then when it's proven, he doesn't want you to behave in a way that's acceptable to, that he wants you to behave in a way that's easier for him, but not acceptable to you emotionally, I hate to break it to you, those are real problems, and you need to figure those out.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  Heard.

• 20:22Stavros Halkias?

  I'm sorry, I'm sorry this wasn't as fun as you thought it was gonna be.

• 20:30Speaker 04

  Now you have to reflect on your relationship.

• 20:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, sorry, you thought I was just gonna call this girl a slut, and we were all gonna have a good laugh. But no, now you gotta fucking, now you got stuff to talk about the next couple of months in therapy.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  That is a good point, because I listen to this, and I'm like, God, if, if this was like, if this was like my, one of my wife's cousins or something, just hilarious to think about.

• 20:52Stavros Halkias?

  I know.

• 20:52Speaker 04

  This kind of scenario.

• 20:53Stavros Halkias?

  Putting it in context is so funny.

• 20:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I'd be like, they did what? And it would be like, it would be fucking weird if it was our house, but it's like, okay, here's the deal. I don't want to talk to this person.

• 21:07Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 21:08Speaker 04

  Uh, they're definitely not dog sitting anymore. And you know, the 75, I don't know why you pay them, the 75 bucks you pay them for the dog-

• 21:16Stavros Halkias?

  The money's immaterial at this point.

• 21:17Speaker 04

  Whatever, that is just so fucking weird.

• 21:20Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 21:20Speaker 04

  I cannot even like, be at a function with this person, and we just did a lot of-

• 21:24Stavros Halkias?

  Fighting you on it.

• 21:25Speaker 04

  Exactly, that is, that is, so that is, that is a weird part, like,

• 21:29Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 21:30Speaker 04

  If, if she like doubted me or said I was like, lying or something.

• 21:34Stavros Halkias?

  You're being crazy, Eldis.

• 21:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:36Stavros Halkias?

  And then you're fully right, and she's like, well, don't make a big deal about it. That would be fucking insane. You kind of got gaslit on both sides of it, and so, hopefully this is not a trend in your relationship, but if it is, you know, let's, let's make it so that it isn't. Um, you know, I, I mean, even the fact that he throws out the wedding, oh, if some wedding that doesn't seem to be in his fucking plans, feels manipulative to me, where it's like, don't worry, she's never coming to this wedding, is it ever, is the fucking wedding gonna happen? Yeah, she's not coming, our parents aren't either, you fucking piece of shit, because it's not real.

• 22:09Speaker 04

  That's interesting.

• 22:10Stavros Halkias?

  So, uh, the more, we should get off the line, because the more we talk about it, the closer I get to telling you to move out.

• 22:18Stavros Halkias?

  But go talk about this stuff with therapy, I'm not a licensed professional, don't ruin your entire life because of a whim, a, a little riff at the end that Eldis had on the call.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  No, for sure. Thank you, guys. It was good reflections. You can cut out the last part of it. No, I'm kidding.

• 22:35Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, don't, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you. Thanks for calling in.

• 22:39Speaker 02

  We're ending the call, but thanks for making a joke out of this situation, because that's all I needed, was just to be able to laugh about it.

• 22:45Stavros Halkias?

  I hope you're having, I hope you had a couple laughs.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  No, for sure, you guys got me. Good, thank you so much, and-

• 22:52Stavros Halkias?

  Thank you.

• 22:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, cousin fuckers, I don't want to see them for a while.

• 22:56Speaker 04

  Just keep your distance from that relative.

• 22:59Stavros Halkias?

  That's fucking crazy. You're right, man, bring it down.

• 23:02Speaker 02

  It was a female cousin, yeah, 42 years old, way too old to be doing that shit anyways. Okay, thank you, guys.

• 23:08Stavros Halkias?

  See ya.

• 23:09Speaker 04

  Bye, good luck, mademoiselle.