#582 - Caleb Pressley

Caleb Pressley is an interviewer, content creator and host known for his hit show “Sundae Conversations”. Caleb Pressley returns to talk about going independent from Barstool, what the Mexican Easter bunny is up to, and if Bill Belichick has opened up the portal for age gap relationships. Caleb Pressley: https://www.instagram.com/calebpressley/ ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ DraftKings: Pick 6 from DraftKings is the most fun way to play fantasy sports. Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code THEO. That’s code THEO for new customers to play $5, get $50 in bonus picks. Better payouts. Bigger wins. Only with Pick6 from DraftKings. The Crown is yours. https://draftkings.com MoonPay: Head over to http://www.moonpay.com/theo to sign up Acorns: Download the Acorns app and sign up with code THEO20 for your chance to get your refund matched and invested in you. Liquid IV: Go to http://liquidiv.com and use code THEO to get 20% off your first order. Visible: Go to http://visible.com to make the switch to Visible. ------------------------------------------------- Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred gambler. Help is available for problem gambling. Call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, or visit c c p g dot org in Connecticut. Must be eighteen plus, age and eligibility restrictions vary by jurisdiction. Pick6 not available everywhere, including New York and Ontario. Void where prohibited. One per new customer. Bonus awarded as non-withdrawable Pick Six Bonus Picks that expire in fourteen days. Limited time offer. Terms at pick six dot draftkings dot com slash promos. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Riley https://www.instagram.com/riley_mau/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Theo Von?

  You ever realize that you spent your entire morning thinking about lunch? It's 9 a.m. and somehow I'm already in negotiations with myself about how I'm gonna spend $20 on a sandwich at noon. And then I eat it, or you eat it, or somebody eats it, and then an hour later, you're just standing in the kitchen worrying about what you'll do for dinner. And that's one reason why I've been into Huell. The Black Edition Powder is a complete meal you have instead of food, not a shake on top of food. Their powder starts at less than $3 per meal, has 40 grams of protein, and mixes with water or milk in about 30 seconds. I like Huell's shakes because they're clean and it's quick.

• 0:41Theo Von?

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• 1:22Theo Von?

  You can get all those tickets at theovon.com/TOUR. Thank you. Today's guest is an interviewer. He's a content creator. He's a voyeur. You know his show, Sunday Conversations, where he's had pretty much everyone on as a guest. This interview is one of the most hectic. It's, this interview was hectic, and we did our best. And you live and learn, but I'm very grateful that I got to go through just, it was just a long day with my friend, Mr. Caleb Presley.

• 2:18Theo Von?

  I think your hair looks great today. Dude, you know who you remind me of? No cap, bro. That girl, she's like, the, uh, what is it? And you will not electrocute the children. You know what I'm talking about?

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Did you make that up? Is that a real person?

• 2:34Theo Von?

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  I've never heard of it.

• 2:36Theo Von?

  The future is our, oh yeah. The, uh, the future is ours. You will not hurt the, uh, fuck, what is it?

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Thurnberg?

• 2:45Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Really?

• 2:46Theo Von?

  Yeah, you knew, bro, come on, help me out, yeah. Go to Thurnberg, dude.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's, she's, the future is ours.

• 2:51Theo Von?

  Yeah, the future is ours.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  She's inspirational, I gotta stop looking.

• 2:54Theo Von?

  Do people tell you that a lot?

• 2:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I get that a lot.

• 2:57Theo Von?

  Uh, no, you look great, man, I was gonna say.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  Thank you, man.

• 3:00Theo Von?

  Wow.

• 3:01Speaker 01

  Quit.

• 3:02Theo Von?

  No, I'm just saying, cause I've seen you when you, when you look different than this.

• 3:05Speaker 01

  I looked bad the last time we, I saw you.

• 3:07Theo Von?

  I wouldn't say that.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  I look horrible. Horrible, yeah.

• 3:10Theo Von?

  Fuck you.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  Some days are not my best days.

• 3:13Theo Von?

  What, most days are?

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. I'm just not with you on most.

• 3:18Theo Von?

  Yeah, the second I saw that vest, and I was like, oh, hell yeah, dude.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's fucking cool, dude. I got, I got it for my, for Chica Cheetah, which is...

• 3:28Theo Von?

  It's your tequila company?

• 3:29Speaker 01

  Yeah. And you know, you smelt it.

• 3:32Theo Von?

  Oh dude, I took a deep smell off of that.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  You really did.

• 3:36Theo Von?

  Some guy, I remember, it's like a little Latino guy was like, I'll rub it inside your nose. Hold on, dude.

• 3:44Theo Von?

  Do not rub it in my nose, fuck.

• 3:49Theo Von?

  I was like, how about this, you keep drinking it, and let me put, let me put my ear up to your chest. Hear your heartbeat. While you're on it, that guy was crazy. That guy was on a lot, man. But it, yeah, it smelled like very beautiful peanut flavored peanut, tell me about it?

• 4:06Speaker 01

  It's peanut, peanut flavored tequila.

• 4:08Theo Von?

  Peanut flavored tequila.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Peanut, peanut flavored tequila.

• 4:11Theo Von?

  Peanut butter.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Peanut butter flavored tequila.

• 4:14Theo Von?

  Cause just peanut flavored is like...

• 4:16Speaker 01

  Totally different.

• 4:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, and every year it kills like one person on an airplane.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  Dude, it's super funny talking about Mexican people. We went down there to Tequila for it, and, um...

• 4:24Theo Von?

  To, to, to?

• 4:25Speaker 01

  To Tequila, the city.

• 4:26Theo Von?

  Oh, this, I didn't know it was a city.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  No.

• 4:28Theo Von?

  Ooh.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  Tequila, it's a city. Guadalajara is the, is just a neighboring city that you fly into. But then you go to tequila and at that place, they don't have, they don't eat peanut butter.

• 4:40Theo Von?

  Uh uh.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  And they don't know how to dap either.

• 4:42Theo Von?

  They don't know how to dap you up?

• 4:43Speaker 01

  No dude, Mexican people, if you do this to them, they have no clue what you're doing.

• 4:47Theo Von?

  God, that's crazy.

• 4:48Speaker 01

  They have no idea. I'm not saying Mexican Americans who, who live here now, they probably can dap fine.

• 4:54Theo Von?

  Those are called chicanos.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  They can probably dap fine, but when you go down there, it's just not a thing.

• 4:59Theo Von?

  Dude, I think the exchange rate gets lost. I think if you're coming across that border, there's no time to dap. People are, you know, can't, they're struggling, they're getting, climbing uphill or up like, they're wet, the kids haven't slept or whatever. I think that's where they probably lose it.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  There's not time.

• 5:15Theo Von?

  Yeah, there's nobody dude, there's no two dudes who are sneaking into a country, if these people are, and that's all, you're not like, yeah.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  I think dude, I think Mexican people are probably the most liked group of people.

• 5:29Theo Von?

  For sure.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people.

• 5:32Theo Von?

  We did a show the other night and they had a guy in the front who was Mexican or alleged Mexican or whatever, or um, I don't know what it's called, like, mat finish or whatever God calls it or whatever, you know, like I don't know. And uh, all I know is that, he had uh, all I know is that he had salt around the edges of his shoulders, so you can tell.

• 5:54Speaker 01

  Tahin?

• 5:55Theo Von?

  Yeah, he, yeah, he had a little, a little tahin on him, you know?

• 6:00Speaker 01

  Uh, what was he doing? What was he doing?

• 6:03Theo Von?

  Uh, nothing, I don't know, he was just fucking looking for something. Um, no, he was uh, he was just at the show. But I was like, give a round of applause for Mexican people, man, they're doing it. And people went ape shit.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  Bro, everyone, I love Mexican people, everyone loves Mexican people, they're hardworking, family people, fun people. Uh, I already said family, but they're cool.

• 6:27Theo Von?

  Uh, but they also, they have, bring up the Mexican Easter bunny, I've heard this dude is a, a lot of times he's like in a lucha libre.

• 6:35Theo Von?

  And he'll kidnap your tia.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Did you ever at a show, like, just thinking about someone in the front of their audience, do you ever like, look at somebody and be like, get this guy out of here?

• 6:48Theo Von?

  Dude, I will sometimes just point to a guy in the front and they'll be like, this guy's here to be a 14 year old boy, ladies and gentlemen, like they'll put his picture up on the screen.

• 6:59Theo Von?

  And the crazy part was one time they just, he happened to be with his son, who I guess was underage or whatever, or his, you know, or some kid that he met and that is playing over to this kid.

• 7:13Theo Von?

  And everybody's like, oh, I hope it's his son.

• 7:15Speaker 01

  You should do a kiss cam.

• 7:17Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  You should do a kiss cam and then we go to a hot lady and go with, just it's you and her.

• 7:24Theo Von?

  And then you just keep putting on a disguise and scooting around the place. Yeah, like, oh, well, there was that, there's that, that thing happened where a guy, um, he kept setting his buddy up on the kiss cam. So he would, he had, he knew the guy running the kiss cam. So he was like, dude, Jeremy, I'll be in, you know?

• 7:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 7:41Theo Von?

  In 12M, just light me up, homie. I'm gonna sit by something, I'm gonna sit by something cute.

• 7:46Speaker 01

  Cute.

• 7:47Theo Von?

  And his buddy, they have like, there's a, over like 11 games, they kept, they kept finding him like sitting by cute girls.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  He was mooching.

• 7:54Theo Von?

  Yeah. Some of them didn't kiss him, some of them didn't, they didn't like him, but some of them liked him.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  Dude, I saw a comment on, this is random, I saw a comment on our video we just did on Sunday Conversation that said, me and you have, me and you have the exact opposite facial hair.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Looking at you thinking about it right now.

• 8:11Theo Von?

  That's hilarious, dude. That's pretty true, man. Yeah. Oh, I think you definitely seem, you have very like Nordic, Native American, um,

• 8:24Theo Von?

  what's that place where they all meet up, the bikers meet up?

• 8:29Speaker 01

  Oh, Myrtle Beach.

• 8:30Theo Von?

  Yeah, you have very Nordic.

• 8:34Theo Von?

  You look like a kind of a really hot chick in Myrtle Beach, dude, I think. But at like a biker place.

• 8:40Speaker 01

  Biker Week.

• 8:41Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Which one though?

• 8:43Theo Von?

  Who cares, huh?

• 8:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:45Theo Von?

  I think a lot of dudes, as they, they'd be like, oh, that fucking hot chick's got a mustache.

• 8:50Speaker 01

  Greta Thunberg, you already said it.

• 8:52Theo Von?

  We are not, they're killing our baby bears.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  How old is she now?

• 8:58Theo Von?

  Bring her up.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Dude, he hasn't brought up anything, told him to bring up yet.

• 9:02Theo Von?

  I know. Guys are fucking unbelievable. I said, bring up a picture of the Easter, Mexican Easter bunny.

• 9:13Theo Von?

  Oh, definitely, boy. Eh, uh?

• 9:17Theo Von?

  ¿Dónde están mis huevos?

• 9:21Theo Von?

  Dude, it's kinda crazy, cuz the Mexican Easter Bunny, he pops into your place looking for eggs. You know what I'm saying?

• 9:27Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 9:28Theo Von?

  Like, some bunnies, like in America, he hires the eggs, he brings them. Mexico, he fucking show up at your place, he's like, ¿Dónde están mis huevos?

• 9:36Theo Von?

  So I think it's a little bit different. It's a little bit more, um, invasi- invasive. It's a little bit more, uh, like, look at him right there. He's like, kinda like the Michael Myers of chocolate. Like, down there, I think he has. They're not, they're not hoping he comes, I think. That's what I think.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 9:58Theo Von?

  They're just like, oh shit, this is just another white guy trying to colonize our shit, you know?

• 10:05Theo Von?

  But if the black Easter Bunny comes, dude.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  Oh, bro. He'll come the day after Easter.

• 10:13Theo Von?

  He'll get out of here.

• 10:15Theo Von?

  He'll get out of his fucking truck, he'll be like, oh, Sherman laid his fuck. Damn, bro.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Dude, what did you say when we were in, uh, when we were hunting? And you were talking about, uh, you're never gonna remember. You said the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you were gonna put in your stand-up.

• 10:30Theo Von?

  I did?

• 10:31Speaker 01

  You always say that, though, you're like, let me say that. And then I can't.

• 10:34Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. And then we forget about it.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  You should start writing stuff down. You do, you write something down.

• 10:39Theo Von?

  Yeah, write it down, too, it doesn't help. You gotta be able to read it.

• 10:44Theo Von?

  That's the trick, man, that's the trick about writing, Doug. You learned to write, but can you read? That's the problem.

• 10:54Theo Von?

  There's a lot of fucking people, bro, that write all kinda shit, but then it, then they fucking just kinda be like, you know what I'm saying? They run out of gas, homie.

• 11:05Theo Von?

  Caleb Pressley, what's going on, man? Sunday Conversation, we just got to do it, dude, thank you for having me back. It's, it's your own show now, so you guys are free from Barstool.

• 11:14Speaker 01

  Yep, my contract ran out the end of last year. So, January 1. Me, Glenny Balls came with me. And then I have a producer, Kelsey, and then... Editor and shooter Tom. So that's they're my little company. And then we have like the same freelance people that we always work with. So we really have like a team of seven. That's kind of like our little, our little squad.

• 11:34Theo Von?

  Yeah. It was good, man. I felt like it was the same. Everything was felt exactly kind of the same.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  We did it in the exact same location and chairs.

• 11:41Theo Von?

  Oh, that's true. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, that was fun, dude. And you guys just did. Who else have you done recently? Who, did you have some episodes you've done that aren't going to come out? Haven't come out yet?

• 11:50Speaker 01

  We just did Morgan Wallen. I don't know when this comes out, but we did Morgan yesterday. That'll come out this weekend. So I don't know if this is coming out.

• 11:55Theo Von?

  Oh, so that'll already be out then because it's coming out, I think, next week, maybe.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  We just did Luca.

• 11:59Theo Von?

  Oh, Luca, huh?

• 12:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, bounced from the playoffs right after.

• 12:02Theo Von?

  Oh, he did, huh?

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:04Theo Von?

  What do you feel like how they did Luca?

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Bad. But dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for someone who's making whatever 97 million dollars the next two years, but I think he lost out on like 116 million.

• 12:18Theo Von?

  And in his country or whatever, that's crazy. I think it's like you could buy every, you could buy a mountain or something.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, you'd never have to go back with that, that amount.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  You'd never have to see Slovenia again with 116 million bucks.

• 12:33Theo Von?

  Free at last. Free at last. Ah, yeah, dude. That's what's up, bro.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  No, it's been good. I, I, I've enjoyed, it's kind of the same thing I was doing when I was at Barstool. I mean, it's pretty much exactly the same thing, just doing Sunday Conversation. Plus I'm like, I did Drewski Show, which is fun. Just like one off kind of collaborations.

• 12:50Theo Von?

  Yeah. Who was that little, uh?

• 12:53Speaker 01

  Bambi.

• 12:54Theo Von?

  Oh, was that who was little McNugget? She looked like Glenn Big Baby Davis. You know what I'm talking about?

• 12:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. He's in jail.

• 12:59Theo Von?

  Is he?

• 13:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:01Theo Von?

  Well.

• 13:01Speaker 01

  Free Big Baby.

• 13:04Theo Von?

  Dude, she does. She looked like she been behind, uh, bars, alcohol serving place. She looked like she been behind bars a couple of times, you know?

• 13:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's from Memphis.

• 13:15Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's great. She's pregnant, too.

• 13:17Theo Von?

  Is she pregnant?

• 13:18Speaker 01

  She's pregnant. A lot of people don't know, um, if it's Drewski's or not.

• 13:23Theo Von?

  No way.

• 13:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, man, I also don't know. I don't, I don't think it is. It's probably not.

• 13:29Theo Von?

  Wow.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  But also I don't know Drewski that well.

• 13:32Theo Von?

  Exactly.

• 13:33Speaker 01

  I know him pretty well. That's it.

• 13:35Theo Von?

  Well, dude, well, there's room. I've heard of all types of things about Drewski. I don't say any of them, but it's a lot of people say that he's mixed or whatever.

• 13:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I met his parents and they're both black and I still have been hearing that.

• 13:46Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 13:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:47Theo Von?

  Dude, one of his parents will even be like, I think he's mixed.

• 13:52Theo Von?

  Why are they saying that?

• 13:54Speaker 01

  Dude, he is so, so funny. He has such a unique, I didn't even really understand it until hanging out with him. The uniqueness of his humor and sense of humor. He has an incredible sense of humor, like he can just tell, even when he was setting stuff up for a show, like he's just off the cuff, he doesn't like plan shit really, but the way he would set up things, he's like, "We're just gonna go out there and freelance it," or not freelance, go off the top of our heads, "but there needs to be this, this to create this tension," or whatever he wanted to set up. Shit, I had never really thought about before. Just really smart, a good sense of humor.

• 14:29Theo Von?

  Yeah, yeah, and he gets jokes, he sees what's going on, you know, he's great, he's fun to be around. Um, yeah, bring up that little baby bear he had on there.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  Bambi.

• 14:40Theo Von?

  Oh, Bambi, bring up Bambi from, um...

• 14:43Speaker 01

  Memphis.

• 14:44Theo Von?

  No, this is...

• 14:45Speaker 01

  This is the wrong one, Riley.

• 14:46Theo Von?

  Yeah, this is Bambi the baby deer. I think both of them have been shot, though.

• 14:53Theo Von?

  Bring up Bambi from Good in Love.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  There she is, right there. She's funny, too.

• 14:58Theo Von?

  Yeah, get a better picture of her, man, you can't really see her.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  Dude, this show, they had the funniest girls on this show.

• 15:03Theo Von?

  Yeah, she looks a little bit like Glenn Big Baby, you know?

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, pull up a picture of Glenn Big Baby in jail. I wanna know how these guys take so many photos while they're in jail.

• 15:13Theo Von?

  Oh dude, jail is like, basically like being at a, uh...

• 15:16Speaker 01

  It's like an influencer trip.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  It's like Raising Cane's take you to F1.

• 15:22Theo Von?

  It's like, basically like a cinnamon Hampton Inn, kinda, you know, kind of, it's gotten to be like...

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Have you been in jail?

• 15:28Theo Von?

  Uh, yeah, I've only been in jail for one night, though.

• 15:30Speaker 01

  You spent a whole night there?

• 15:31Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  What'd you do?

• 15:32Theo Von?

  We sang at the beginning, but, uh, cause I was trying to fit in or whatever, and I like...

• 15:38Speaker 01

  What about beforehand, before you went in there?

• 15:40Theo Von?

  Oh, apparently, um, giving drugs to kids?

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Unreal. What state?

• 15:48Speaker 01

  Unreal.

• 15:48Theo Von?

  First of all, Mississippi.

• 15:52Theo Von?

  Bro, you're gonna get, you're gonna pop me for giving drugs to kids?

• 15:58Theo Von?

  When everybody here is recovering from opioid addiction. When they tested these syrups, they tested nine out of 40 syrups at IHOPs in Mississippi, tested positive for fentanyl. And they're gonna come at me.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  That's unreal.

• 16:16Theo Von?

  I'm just saying, boo boo kitten.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  Did you get any good flicks while you're in there?

• 16:20Theo Von?

  Chill out, huh? No, what did we do, dude? Uh, we sang, was a little bit of freestyle rapping and then, uh, prayer, personal prayer. And that was it, man. And then let me out.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Did you pull all nighter? Did you sleep?

• 16:37Theo Von?

  Hmm. Oh, you know, you don't sleep your first night. That's a rookie move.

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Too much to do.

• 16:44Theo Von?

  Yeah, you just gotta, you can't be the guy that gets hit in the fridge. You're like,

• 16:52Theo Von?

  oh, so you guys sharpening your knives? I'm gonna get a little bit of shut eye.

• 16:59Theo Von?

  Dude, no, you basically have to spend the first couple of hours, uh, chaining your ass to the wall.

• 17:06Theo Von?

  It is, freedom is not freedom. Yeah. I mean, it's a lot in there. It's a lot in there, man. What about you? You been?

• 17:13Speaker 01

  I went for a, we stormed a court in Connecticut at a UConn game.

• 17:17Theo Von?

  Hell, yeah.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  And they were upset that we didn't even get to storm it. We were gonna try to storm it.

• 17:22Theo Von?

  But what was it about? Was it because of that, um,

• 17:24Speaker 01

  We're doing a storm.

• 17:25Theo Von?

  Women's lib or the, not the Roe v. Wade thing, huh?

• 17:28Speaker 01

  No, it wasn't that one. Uh, it was just a basketball game. I can think of a ranked opponent.

• 17:33Theo Von?

  Oh, you for, are you talking about sports court?

• 17:35Speaker 01

  Sports court.

• 17:36Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. I thought you guys took on a judicial system. Who'd you think Roe v. Wade was, dude?

• 17:44Speaker 01

  No, dude. I thought you had the wrong sport. Kinda did.

• 17:47Theo Von?

  You thought Dwyane Wade or somebody?

• 17:50Speaker 01

  Dude, I know my court cases. Don't say that. Yeah, we do. We got arrested. I forgot about that, but we just went to jail for a couple of minutes.

• 17:56Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  And when we came out of jail, people were outside cheering for us.

• 18:00Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  Seriously. It was like a movie. We didn't even have it filmed, but it was amazing.

• 18:05Theo Von?

  The icebergs are melting.

• 18:08Speaker 01

  Is that Greta?

• 18:08Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 18:09Speaker 01

  Dude, pull her. I just wanna know she's, how, what age she is. That's really all I wanna know.

• 18:13Theo Von?

  I can't believe Drusky

• 18:17Theo Von?

  got that, might have a baby on the way.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's, she's, looks like she's, she's about the same look. She's 22 years old?

• 18:27Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 18:28Speaker 01

  No way.

• 18:28Theo Von?

  I'd love to meet her. I wonder what she's really like.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:32Theo Von?

  She's like very, she speaks up a lot about Palestine now, so.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  You think she's rich?

• 18:36Theo Von?

  I don't know.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 18:38Theo Von?

  I bet she's doing fine. I'm sure she has lobbyists trying to reach out to her, getting her to do different stuff. Maybe, I have no idea.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  Where does she live?

• 18:46Theo Von?

  I wonder if she's a pet owner or not.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  She seems like, maybe, she seems like, uh, no.

• 18:52Theo Von?

  Hmm.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  That's my vote. What do you think?

• 18:55Theo Von?

  I don't know. It's tough to know, man. You used to be able to know immediately when you'd see somebody like, oh, they got a couple.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  I could see her having a bird. I was gonna say, black husband.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  She just seems like, I don't know.

• 19:17Theo Von?

  So you're talking, bro, you mean jailbird? Dude, that is not-

• 19:22Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 19:23Theo Von?

  And I know you mean jailbird, and that is not funny, Caleb, dude.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  That's crazy. That's not what I meant.

• 19:27Theo Von?

  It's, well, definitely seemed like that.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  Was it, was it guys and girls in Mississippi jail? Or just guys?

• 19:35Theo Von?

  There was some men in there. There was one, I don't wanna say, there was one, um, like, uh, first round pick, you know what I'm saying? Like, uh, there was like a-

• 19:45Speaker 01

  Bukers?

• 19:45Theo Von?

  Huh?

• 19:46Speaker 01

  Paige Bukers type?

• 19:47Theo Von?

  No, there was like, there was, there might have been a woman in there.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:51Theo Von?

  You know, it's don't ask, don't tell in there, brother.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  Too much other stuff to do.

• 19:56Theo Von?

  Yeah, it's definitely. Yeah, while I am like begging people for burlap underwear in there, okay? Like, how do I get two of those spike strips so I can put them around me? Boodle. Around me, boodle. And, and then, uh, I just need two spike strips at the top of my underpants. Okay, can you help me, officer?

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• 22:02Theo Von?

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• 23:29Theo Von?

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• 24:14Theo Von?

  Get 20% off your first order of Liquid IV when you go to liquidiv.com and use code Theo at checkout. That's 20% off your first order with code Theo at liquidiv.com. Anyway, I feel like we're bombing today, do you?

• 24:32Speaker 01

  Bombing?

• 24:33Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  No.

• 24:34Theo Von?

  Think we're doing good?

• 24:34Speaker 01

  I don't know about that.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  I'm having a fun time.

• 24:41Theo Von?

  Yeah, me too, man. It's good to see you.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  It's great to see you.

• 24:44Theo Von?

  I'm trying to think if I'll see you again.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  Ever.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  He texts me the other day, he said, hey, man, just, did you die? What'd you say?

• 24:52Theo Von?

  I don't know.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  Your texts are hilarious. You're a funny guy. You're my funniest friend.

• 24:57Theo Von?

  That's, I wish you'd write back then. Um, it seems like you don't care, but that's me. I'm kinda, I'm very needy sometimes.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  I feel bad. I know who I've been ducking on accident is, um, Bizzle.

• 25:10Theo Von?

  You have been?

• 25:10Speaker 01

  On accident.

• 25:11Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  Every time I come to Nashville, I'm like, let's get some food. He's like, alright, I'm down.

• 25:15Theo Von?

  It's hard, dude.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  It's so hard, dude.

• 25:17Theo Von?

  As you get older and you have more, you have, and you have friends you gotta see, but you also have work.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  You have work and you're there for, it's not on vacation, you're there for work. And you get tired after work.

• 25:26Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 25:27Speaker 01

  Bad mood after work.

• 25:29Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  Dude, talk about bombing. Sometimes I bomb.

• 25:31Theo Von?

  Really?

• 25:32Speaker 01

  On my work. Sometimes I feel like I do.

• 25:34Theo Von?

  On your show?

• 25:34Speaker 01

  We're both self-critical people, I feel like.

• 25:36Theo Von?

  Oh. Dude, if I fucking saw me somewhere, I'd walk across the street. People are always like, dude, if you saw yourself, you'd give yourself a hug. Like, if I saw myself, I'm not even joking. I'd be like, God, look at that desperate [BLEEP] it. That's what I'm saying, dude. But then I would go, he's pretty funny.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. Redeeming quality.

• 25:57Theo Von?

  Yeah, sorry, I shouldn't say that first part. That's horrible, dude. No, I'd be like, God, what the fuck is up with that dude, man? He's, uh, he's pretty funny, but what the fuck? And then I would fucking, and then I'd get into a Mazda Mi- I'd be fucking, drive off and talk to my husband. I guess, I don't know. That whole story, yeah? Will you say something, dude? I'm tired of saying everything.

• 26:21Speaker 01

  What'd you want me to say, dude?

• 26:22Theo Von?

  Who knocked up that little mag nugget, boy? That's what I wanna know.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  I don't know. She bought, um, I don't know if this is public or not, but I guess it's about to be, um, she bought somebody a Hellcat. She won fifty thousand dollars.

• 26:36Theo Von?

  She did?

• 26:37Speaker 01

  And I think she spent it all, but, um, she got a Hellcat out of it. And it wasn't even for her. She was really a nice person. She was thinking about other people.

• 26:44Theo Von?

  She's so funny. First of all, I do wanna say that.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  She's so funny. All these girls, not all of them, most of these girls, they casted these girls perfectly.

• 26:51Theo Von?

  Oh, Drew, she's the best at cat. He's the best at like organizing that type of stuff. But yeah, she, that lady, she got that little, that her, I mean, that pussy boneless, you know that? She got that boneless pussy. You know what I'm talking about, dude?

• 27:07Theo Von?

  She got, she that little fucking wiggle, baby. That thing wiggle, boy.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  She, I think she had, we had, uh, he had a mini me, just had a mini me on set. And I think he and her also, uh, linked up. So that could be his child as well.

• 27:23Theo Von?

  Oh, hell, yeah. They gonna give birth to a little ottoman.

• 27:30Theo Von?

  One of the, yeah, they gonna give birth to them, bro.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Oh, bro.

• 27:34Theo Von?

  God, she is beautiful, though. Um, Caleb Pressley, dude, what's going on, dude?

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Should we start?

• 27:40Theo Von?

  Yeah, let's start, man. Um, what's been happening? Good to see you today.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  It's good to see you. No, uh, what's been going on, me, dude? Just running, uh, this company is not, I wouldn't say it's hard and I do enjoy it. I wouldn't say it's easy or hard, but it's a time consuming.

• 27:55Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 27:56Speaker 01

  So I've been working, I wouldn't say really hard, I would say really often.

• 28:01Theo Von?

  Really often.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  Really often. Figuring out how to like, just organize like basic stuff. I just have no clue what I'm doing.

• 28:08Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 01

  And probably making a lot of mistakes and stuff like that, but.

• 28:11Theo Von?

  Oh.

• 28:12Speaker 01

  Um, do you, I mean, do you handle that kind of stuff for your business? I mean, you have a, you run a business.

• 28:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, I mean, a lot of stuff you have to do yourself. I think because you are, you want it a certain way. It's like Drewski, it's like you kind of know how things need to be. So it's like, um.

• 28:26Speaker 01

  Which is tough because I do that for Sunday, but my Sunday is like three minutes long.

• 28:30Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 28:31Speaker 01

  This is two hours.

• 28:33Theo Von?

  Yeah, I just wanted, I, I, and I like to be, be reminded of what goes on. I like to, sometimes I'll look back and feel like, how could I maybe have done things a little bit different? Um, I think you always just want to do a little bit better, I think, right? And then you're like, well, um, how are things evolving like in podcasting or whatever job you're in? So you want to try to be like on the future of it a little bit.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  A hundred percent.

• 28:56Theo Von?

  So, but yeah, I think you have, yeah, it's like, I think when you work for yourself or, or work with people in a small group, you, you have to, you have to stay pretty hands on. Like if you started letting somebody else edit your episodes.

• 29:07Speaker 01

  Impossible.

• 29:07Theo Von?

  Be impossible.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  I have an editor, Tom, who's great, but we've worked together for so many years now and we correspond. I mean, we go through notes and notes and it's a huge process. And even he, if he was left to his own devices, he would do a great job on the episode. It would be great. Maybe people wouldn't even know, but I would, to me, it's like I would do certain things. I just like them the way I like them.

• 29:30Theo Von?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:30Speaker 01

  And he's great because he's like. He doesn't have an ego. I feel like a lot of, everyone has egos. I mean, he's just like a nice gem of a person, but when you're corresponding in on some creative and I'm giving notes, do this, do this. It would be really easy to be offended. If you're, he's a very creative guy.

• 29:48Theo Von?

  Right.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  You know, so it's like, if you're a creative person, you have your own ideas of how you want things done. And he has his own ideas. He can provide those, but then he also doesn't get butthurt if I'm saying, I don't think that's good.

• 29:58Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 29:59Speaker 01

  Which is, I think it's such a rare find.

• 30:00Theo Von?

  Oh, I think you're right. And I think also a big thing is that editors, I mean, let's give a round of applause for editors, dude.

• 30:08Theo Von?

  They are, because people are just yelling at them.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  Yep. No one appreciates, like the long snappers of media.

• 30:14Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, if you saw an editor across the street and you were walking by, you'd be like, oh, look at this desperate.

• 30:24Theo Von?

  Then you just get into your car and go meet your husband, dude. No, they are, they are, they're the icebergs of our planet, really.

• 30:38Theo Von?

  They're out there by themselves. And yeah, they're involved with cold water, but nobody thinks about them like that.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:45Theo Von?

  Everybody thinks like they're about to sink a ship.

• 30:48Theo Von?

  Think about that being iceberg. The only thing they're known for basically is every now and then, like, somebody sees a polar bear on one of them, but really the thing they're known for most is sinking that boat.

• 31:02Theo Von?

  Isn't that crazy?

• 31:03Speaker 01

  The one thing that can be your whole life can get you just into one thing, one moment.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday. Just how one, well, this is actually a bad example, but I was thinking about, I was reading an article about, from, from a while back, it was about Morgan Wong, because he's getting ready for his episode. And there's a part in it with Pete Diddy. And Pete Diddy at the time was like, yo, we gotta stop canceling people. He was like vouching for Wong. He's like, we gotta start, stop canceling people. We gotta give people second chances. He was like saying like everything that like, probably he hoped, he was, he probably knew he was doing some bad shit. He was like putting it, starting to spread the word. Like, we gotta make sure, we can't just like look upon people negatively. I was like, damn, but you do one bad thing. He probably did, you know, a few times or whatever, but that's how people know you, probably forever.

• 31:52Theo Von?

  Oh, Giddy, I would hear some crazy stuff, dude. I would hear like he would have a, I heard this one story that.

• 32:00Theo Von?

  He like, I had a buddy of his, he would send him to like, uh, nice restaurants. And he would, if he saw a pretty girl in the restaurant on a date, he would have his buddy take a phone, FaceTime phone, give it to the girl and be like, hey, you leave this date right now. I'll buy you this and this. You get out of here. Meet me at the, or maybe not even sometimes meet up with them, but just get them to leave a place. So, cause it was like some type of a control thing. That's what I heard. Do I believe that? Yes.

• 32:32Speaker 01

  That's, I mean, that's not that crazy, I guess.

• 32:34Theo Von?

  But I don't believe, you know, but I believe a lot of stuff, you know, um, but that's kind of a crazy thing. Imagine you're sitting there with your date, a guy you don't know, who's probably a tough guy.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:44Theo Von?

  Walks up and says, hey, you're, you have a call and then it's.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  Diddy.

• 32:48Theo Von?

  Yeah, it's Diddy.

• 32:48Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 32:49Theo Von?

  Right? And he's abusing somebody in the background. He takes a break from that. Allegedly abusing somebody.

• 32:55Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 32:57Theo Von?

  And then, yeah, he's like, hey, if you leave, and then the guy's trying to escape his room. Guy or woman's trying to escape and he fucking throws something at him, throws a Grammy at him or whatever.

• 33:08Theo Von?

  And he's like, shake your tail feather and he fucking whips a Grammy or an Emmy at the back of the guy's head. Guy's bleeding now or whatever, but he's like, hey, okay.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  This happened to you, didn't it?

• 33:19Theo Von?

  No, it didn't happen to me. But he's just like, hey, if you, I'm gonna get you a couple Birkin bags if you leave right now.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  Dude, I would leave, man.

• 33:27Theo Von?

  Would you?

• 33:28Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know. Date, I mean, just being at dinner for too long stresses me out.

• 33:32Theo Von?

  Oh, that's.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  I get to do my thing now is I'll get the check before the food comes.

• 33:37Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  Because you can stay in the restaurant once you pay as long as you want.

• 33:41Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 01

  But you can't leave if you don't pay.

• 33:43Theo Von?

  Yep.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  So I'll be like.

• 33:44Theo Von?

  Bring the check first.

• 33:45Speaker 01

  Bring the check first.

• 33:48Theo Von?

  Bring the fucking check. Sometimes I'll leave then. I don't even really wanna fucking be here. I could make a smoothie at home.

• 33:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, get your rocks off, just pay that check.

• 33:56Theo Von?

  Yeah, I pay that check. I'll tip that guy. Um.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Are you a good tipper?

• 34:00Theo Von?

  I am.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  You are?

• 34:01Theo Von?

  I think I am. I like doing it.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:03Theo Von?

  I feel good about it. You know, also I make fair, you know, I make good money. So it'd be, it'd be weird if I didn't tip good, I feel like. But, yeah, I think it's fun.

• 34:13Speaker 01

  I don't understand people who are done. At least 20%, I feel like that's.

• 34:17Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 34:19Speaker 01

  I get, I get the argument, I guess, for people being like, well, they didn't do anything. But at the same time, like, that's their job.

• 34:26Theo Von?

  Yeah, you, you knew when you went in there.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  You, yeah, like, it's kind of on you that they, you know, you're paying them for nothing.

• 34:36Theo Von?

  Um, fuck, what were we talking about just a second ago?

• 34:38Speaker 01

  Greta.

• 34:38Theo Von?

  Is this a real interview?

• 34:40Speaker 01

  Thernburg.

• 34:40Theo Von?

  I feel like I'm back on your show.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  Don't say that, man. Don't say that.

• 34:44Theo Von?

  We should make a separate episode of Sunday out of this.

• 34:49Theo Von?

  What if you, could you cut together a bonus episode of Sunday out of this, you think?

• 34:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, easily. Not easily, it'd be fucking really hard.

• 34:56Theo Von?

  But that's what's amazing about your show. You go in there, you sit in there, a couple of things come up, you accuse people of something, you make a face or two, you don't know if you have Bell's paws or if you're asking a question.

• 35:07Theo Von?

  And then you send me, you send somebody home.

• 35:09Speaker 01

  I know, like, every time you wrap up, everyone's like, uhh.

• 35:14Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 35:14Speaker 01

  Cause I don't shoot it like this. I don't shoot it like a free flowing conversation. Because I know how it's gonna edit, so I just like, that's a waste of time to even do all those, uh, segues and, and middlemen parts of the conversation. I skip right to the meat.

• 35:27Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  It's a very awkward conversation.

• 35:29Theo Von?

  Oh, it's a good point. You do, you do skip right to the meat, dude. Um, what do you, yeah, do you think, Diddy, what do you think happened there?

• 35:36Speaker 01

  With Diddy?

• 35:37Theo Von?

  Well, they said, you know, with that Diddy thing, they said they just found, um, they were spicing the baby oil. Did you see that?

• 35:43Speaker 01

  No.

• 35:44Theo Von?

  Bring it up, spiced baby oil.

• 35:48Theo Von?

  Diddy spiced baby oil. Sean Diddy Combs baby oil was allegedly laced with date rape drug.

• 35:56Theo Von?

  The allegations against Sean Diddy, he did. Combs continued to mount. Uh, while the rapper has been in jail since September, arrest faces charges of sex trafficking. In a recent slew of filings obtained by E! News, one plaintiff identified as Jane Doe in the docs alleges the baby oil found in Combs' house was laced with Rohypnol or GHB, which often referred to as the date rape drug. Wow. Or also referred to as an hors d'oeuvre if you're going to see Rufus Desault.

• 36:25Speaker 01

  Who?

• 36:27Speaker 01

  Who's drinking baby oil?

• 36:29Theo Von?

  Nobody. They're rubbing it on and it goes into their skin like that.

• 36:31Speaker 01

  Oh, it gets in their skin?

• 36:32Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 36:33Speaker 01

  Is that really a thing? They, stuff can go into your body through your body?

• 36:38Theo Von?

  That, I don't know, buddy.

• 36:40Speaker 01

  Because think about all the things that go on your skin.

• 36:43Theo Von?

  Oh, totally.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  I mean, like, is my shirt going into my skin?

• 36:49Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  It's in some ways.

• 36:51Theo Von?

  Well, they say there's some, uh, they say that cotton used to like, it used to be better for our skin and then we started using all these synthetic products and that's why a lot of people, some people believe that like some of the synthetic products could be, especially wrapped around your genitalia, like your underpants, could be causing a lot of issues in the world.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  Really?

• 37:08Theo Von?

  Like causing like autism or like.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  The anus thing with the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter.

• 37:17Theo Von?

  Is it really?

• 37:17Speaker 01

  I don't know. I just listened to Joe Rogan say that.

• 37:19Theo Von?

  The perineum or whatever it's called?

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Yes, the perineum. Great word by you.

• 37:23Theo Von?

  The perineum's getting shorter?

• 37:24Speaker 01

  Shrinking.

• 37:24Theo Von?

  They need to put some fucking Christmas trees out there because the coastline in Louisiana is fucking disappearing. And every year they come get our Christmas tree, dude.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  What do you mean coastline? There's a beach in Louisiana.

• 37:35Theo Von?

  Yeah, we call it a beach, dude.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  I've never thought about that in my life. I never thought there'd be about a beach in Louisiana.

• 37:41Theo Von?

  I'll say this, if you put your hair underwater down there in home, it comes up corn road.

• 37:46Theo Von?

  You'll have a little crab at the end of it just figuring that shit out, bruh. So it definitely has powers in the water. I don't know. I don't think there's a beach. Um, look up that. Does our underpants, uh, look up non, look up non-cotton underpants, um, causing.

• 38:12Theo Von?

  Mental disorder.

• 38:15Theo Von?

  This just has cotton underwear make a difference even if it's ugly. That's not, I don't care about the style, brother. Never mind.

• 38:21Speaker 01

  That was a wild ride.

• 38:23Theo Von?

  This is the worst interview I've ever been on.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  No, it's not, dude. Dude, keep believing in yourself.

• 38:30Theo Von?

  Okay, sorry, you're right.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  We're doing good.

• 38:32Theo Von?

  You're right.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  We're doing good. We just haven't talked about anything important or...

• 38:34Theo Von?

  Yeah, that's kinda good, I guess.

• 38:35Speaker 01

  We haven't said anything really of any significance.

• 38:37Theo Von?

  We haven't said anything.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  No.

• 38:39Theo Von?

  We haven't said anything.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  No, we should be talking about something.

• 38:42Theo Von?

  Um, well, when you start to think about being like, cause now that you're doing your own thing, do you feel like you're more capable to do something new? Like, tell me about something like branching out on your own, like the fears of it and stuff like that. And did you think it would be okay? Do you think it would fail? Like, do you have any real fears about it? Cause I think a lot of people, uh, work with somebody or under an umbrella and then they go out and do their own thing.

• 39:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. I think, well, the thing was how Barstool was set up was Dave is very hands off. So he doesn't, um, tell you what you should be doing when you start doing what you're doing, doesn't talk to you. You really just go complete non-communication with him 100% of the time. What that culture breeds, I think, is like, uh, kind of entrepreneurial spirit, I guess, the people who are successful there at Barstool, because you have to be and they have the resources. Obviously, they're taking the risk on you, um, by paying your salary, cause they're gonna pay you if your content sucks, or if your brand loses the brand deal or whatever, like every two weeks you're getting paid. So they're taking that chance and obviously if you do well, they have the upside.

• 39:48Theo Von?

  Facts.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  But, um, it's really, it's a place where I was able to kind of, they had, they gave me the resources, but I was able to kind of build out, you know, I started working with Tom, who's my editor, and we worked together for years to develop the camaraderie of my producer, Kelsey, who you've met. Like, we started working together, developed camaraderie. So we had like my own little business inside of Barstool.

• 40:07Theo Von?

  Right.

• 40:08Speaker 01

  So going out and doing my own thing really was pretty much exactly the same, cause I already had my business inside of Barstool, inside of the bigger business.

• 40:16Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:17Speaker 01

  But, um, I would like to do some other stuff outside of Sunday Conversation. I don't know what. I mean, how was your movie experience? I've heard that it's kind of boring shooting a movie.

• 40:27Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. It's boring.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday. I can put out one Sunday a week. It's a lot of work to get it out once a week, but we can do it. And then it's like you move on to the next thing. If like you had a stinker, you can still move on and have a good one the next week.

• 40:42Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 40:42Speaker 01

  And things happen so fast now, too.

• 40:44Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  How I even consume, how everyone consumes content is like.

• 40:49Theo Von?

  It's so fast. It's like, you know, in the first couple of seconds, do I want to keep watching this or not? And sometimes it's interesting. It's like something will peak your interest and sometimes it could be the same thing on the next day and it will not peak your interest. But then two days later, it'll peak your interest again.

• 41:01Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 41:01Theo Von?

  I think it's very fascinating. And I'm sure there's a lot of like coding as to they're figuring that out.

• 41:08Theo Von?

  And they just keep hooking you or finding different ways to hook you. It's kind of crazy, though. You'll go down some rabbit holes. And with the algorithm, and the algorithm can lead you to do some crazy stuff.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Like what?

• 41:19Theo Von?

  Like, do want to do crime, I'll say it. Like, want to do crime, because the algorithm is like, oh, yeah, I saw you mingle it over there. You want another hit of that fucking smack, huh?

• 41:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean.

• 41:30Theo Von?

  You want another fucking couple of hot doses of fucking Gaza Core?

• 41:34Speaker 01

  Charlie Kirk?

• 41:35Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ. Next thing you know, yeah, it gets, it just gets crazy and then you're just choking out your neighbor, dude.

• 41:43Speaker 01

  I, I do feel like especially Twitter X, especially X feeds me stuff I don't want to see. Like, the algorithm, it builds out, just like you're saying, if you like do doom scrolling or whatever, you're on your phone for too long, it's not that long before you're seeing stuff. You don't, I don't relate to it at all.

• 42:01Theo Von?

  Yeah, imagine if there's just a wheel somewhere you could spin it.

• 42:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:04Theo Von?

  But one of the options, or 11 out of 14 of the options were bankruptcy, violence, machete attacks.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  Racism. At least on Instagram, if you do it for a long time, you end up with boobs.

• 42:15Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 42:16Speaker 01

  If you stay on Instagram for a long time, you end up at boobs.

• 42:19Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, you do. Well, Twitter, you end up as bee holes or whatever, and like Christmas bee holes and all that. I'm like, I'm like, it's Christmas. Can you do at least two days a year without bee holes on Twitter?

• 42:33Speaker 01

  That is, I don't know, they got a dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up. How much porn you, dude, you don't have a choice in life if you want to watch porn.

• 42:43Theo Von?

  Right. We used to have a choice, at least like.

• 42:45Speaker 01

  You used to have the choice.

• 42:46Theo Von?

  You had to fight to get it or whatever. Now. Yeah.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  You ha- it's insane. It's insane.

• 42:52Theo Von?

  It's very sad.

• 42:52Speaker 01

  It should be a crime.

• 42:53Theo Von?

  One, it should be a crime.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:54Theo Von?

  One kid just came out and said he found his sister on OnlyFans and it broke his heart. You see that video?

• 42:58Speaker 01

  Uh-uh.

• 42:58Theo Von?

  Man. It's pretty sad. You don't want to show it because they're children, but it's just crazy to see people don't even think about that.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Dude, I saw a stat. It was, I think, one in every 20, one in 12 girls are on OnlyFans.

• 43:12Theo Von?

  But is that a lie? Let's look it up. What percentage of women are on OnlyFans?

• 43:16Speaker 01

  I mean, that's nuts. That's nuts. But there's so much money and if you, I guess if you just want to make money, you don't care about anything else in the world besides making money. Bad way to live.

• 43:28Theo Von?

  About 2% of young women are selling themselves on OnlyFans. Go back, go to that, number five, number four.

• 43:35Theo Von?

  What date is that? That's 2023. Find me something similar that's updated if you can. Give me some updated information. What percentage?

• 43:44Theo Von?

  Like, everything just feels like my wit's end. My axle just broke on my frickin' Cybertruck.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  No way.

• 43:50Theo Von?

  Yeah, I parked. I was like, feels like it's weird turning. I go, look, and the fucking axle's broken.

• 43:55Speaker 01

  Dude, this is a bad question. What is that?

• 43:58Theo Von?

  Uh, Cybertruck.

• 43:59Speaker 01

  An axle.

• 44:00Theo Von?

  Oh, axle. It's like, uh...

• 44:04Theo Von?

  It is a br- I can't fucking have this guy break it. This fucking dude couldn't.

• 44:08Speaker 01

  Is it like this?

• 44:09Theo Von?

  Yeah, it's like a...

• 44:10Speaker 01

  That's what it sounds like, is this.

• 44:11Theo Von?

  Yes. It's like that. It's like a lower joist.

• 44:14Speaker 01

  Are you good at like handy stuff?

• 44:16Theo Von?

  Huh?

• 44:16Speaker 01

  Can you do that?

• 44:17Theo Von?

  I mean, I got pissed immediately when I saw it.

• 44:21Theo Von?

  You know what I'm saying? I knew, I knew it, you know, I knew that, uh, I knew that that's where it was gonna be for the rest of the day.

• 44:29Speaker 01

  It ain't changing.

• 44:30Theo Von?

  Uh-uh.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  You ever get under a car?

• 44:33Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, I'll tell you this. So I used to have a Ford Escort, right? And this bitch would fucking go... Dude, sometimes it would take off, right? You're gonna be in it, right? This is before they had self-driving cars or whatever. But it was just, the, uh, throttle or whatever was just loose or unloose or whatever. I don't remember what it was, tight or loose. And that bitch, you'd park it, dude. It would go like an extra 12 feet. After you got out that bitch, it would just, it would do a jolt and rev. It had a thing. It had like this kind of Civil War feature or whatever. But after you got out, sometimes it would, um... There would be a combustion and then it would, poof, out of the back, uh, catalytic converter out of the exhaust pipe. So my buddy Bo would always go stand back there and then he'd be like, oh! Like you got shot every time.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  You know that on your, today when I was coming over to the house, on your Google Maps is your truck. Like it shows your house and it shows your truck and it shows you in it.

• 45:29Theo Von?

  Nuh uh.

• 45:29Speaker 01

  You're on your Google Maps.

• 45:31Theo Von?

  Really?

• 45:31Speaker 01

  If you type in your address, which we won't say. You're on there.

• 45:38Speaker 01

  Someone's just coming by taking pics.

• 45:40Theo Von?

  Oh, well, it's very scary, dude. Things get scary these days. I saw a video of myself the other day just driving. Somebody drove alongside me for probably 30 seconds, just filmed me. So, yeah, it's okay, but it just, you're like, it starts to make you super paranoid.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  How was Bridgestone, doing two nights there? Or two days, two shows? That's, that's awesome. Or does it feel just like a normal show? I just ask because it's here in Nashville.

• 46:00Theo Von?

  It felt like a mix. I think I, it's just been a long year, so everything almost starts to feel the same time, sometimes. But I was excited that, uh, that a lot of people I knew were going. Um, I did the shows longer than usual. I, I probably should have tightened it up a little bit, but I just wanted to be up there, you know? I was trying to think of things to thank people or trying to localize stuff if I could at certain points.

• 46:26Theo Von?

  Yeah, it's just, I mean, you just couldn't even believe, you know? I remember the first show that I ever went to over there was, um, who's that guy? It's, oh, Gwen Stefani's husband. And, um, after the show, my buddy Eddie was filming me and, um, he's like, you gonna play here one day? And I was like, no, I'm not playing here, dude. You're out of your mind. And then, so he sent me that video about a week ago.

• 46:48Speaker 01

  No way.

• 46:49Theo Von?

  It's pretty cool.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  That is cool. It really is.

• 46:52Theo Von?

  Yeah, I mean, just bonkers. So I think that was fun. I was, I thought the shows went pretty good, so I was glad that everybody came out and laughed. I was just like, yeah, you just wanted to go good because also that's a show. You have to see those people around town.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:04Theo Von?

  Or you have to wonder if everybody you ran into could have been one of those people that was at that show. And so that was one part that was really exciting about it, man.

• 47:11Speaker 01

  And you were going up against Metallica.

• 47:13Theo Von?

  Oh, that's true, huh?

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, which is pretty good.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  Imagine having an opportunity to go see Metallica and choosing to go see you.

• 47:33Theo Von?

  So these blacks. I was like, come on dude, wow.

• 47:39Theo Von?

  Oh man, you're right about that dude.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  I got to come see you in, um, I got to come watch you in Cork.

• 47:46Theo Von?

  Oh yeah, Cork, Ireland.

• 47:48Speaker 01

  That was fun.

• 47:49Theo Von?

  I forgot about that.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  That was fun.

• 47:51Theo Von?

  That was cool, wasn't it?

• 47:52Speaker 01

  That was fun.

• 47:52Theo Von?

  My buddy's wedding, my buddy Scotty's in town tonight. They're going to see Rufus Assol.

• 47:56Speaker 01

  No way.

• 47:56Theo Von?

  Yeah. I thought about having him come by the house, but um, my truck broke down. I cried for a little bit and I got kinda scared and I just hurried back home. Yeah. The axle.

• 48:07Theo Von?

  One bad axle dude. Um, oh dude, what do you think about Bill Belichick's girlfriend? What's the word down there? Because he lives in Florida, doesn't he?

• 48:14Speaker 01

  He lives in, I think Nantucket or, or obviously Chapel Hill now, but.

• 48:19Theo Von?

  Okay, North Florida or whatever.

• 48:21Speaker 01

  North Florida.

• 48:21Theo Von?

  But he's going to your own mother.

• 48:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, and it's, it's kinda crazy. I mean, it's like, um.

• 48:29Theo Von?

  People are talking about the program, so that's a positive, right?

• 48:32Speaker 01

  Well, to me, college football is 100,000% about the players. I mean, all football is, but especially college football. And I think Kim Cumming, we got a big budget increase for what we were willing to give NIO players or, or the NIO money for like guys to recruits.

• 48:49Theo Von?

  So you think boosters hit, cut, followed him?

• 48:51Speaker 01

  I, I think that we really raised a lot of money. I don't know what the figure is, but I want to say it was like 30 million bucks or something. It was like, kind of like the, and I don't know if that includes the, um, coaches or what, but it was, it was a huge figure that you would think we would be able to go out and get like five star quarterback, five star, whatever. And I haven't seen us signing any five stars yet. But that could just be the period of the year we're in. And my thing is if he signs those five, five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't sign those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend because we're gonna be asked no matter what his girlfriend says.

• 49:24Speaker 01

  I mean, that's the truth. Dude, we have to sign good players and pay them. Dude, I thought that Nico, I'm a Tennessee football fan for college. I mean, obviously I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well. But Tennessee is who I grew up on and they didn't pay Nico, or that's the story. They didn't pay their quarterback. He wanted like $4 million is the story and they're giving him two. And so they said, get out of here. I think it's crazy. I think pay, pay him. Everyone was on Tennessee's side.

• 49:50Theo Von?

  Right.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  Everyone thought Nico's idiot and maybe that's true, but to me, I would have liked to see Tennessee just pay up. He's a freshman. He took you, his red, his real freshman year, he beat Clemson in the first time he ever played in the, uh, whatever, Orange Bowl or something.

• 50:04Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 50:04Speaker 01

  And then last year was his red shirt freshman year and he took Tennessee to the playoffs. And this guy's, in my opinion, could be the number one overall draft pick and they're talking about 2 million bucks with him. He probably makes a hundred million dollars for the university.

• 50:15Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Him being on the field, having a good team playoff competitive. I mean, you've been down there.

• 50:20Theo Von?

  Oh, it's unbelievable down there. People were certainly excited about him the year before. I remember, remember when he got in, in the, uh, bowl game the year before? Didn't he have to play the bowl game?

• 50:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, Clemson, he beat Clemson.

• 50:29Theo Von?

  Right. So people were stoked. They're like, put him in, you know?

• 50:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:32Theo Von?

  Everybody was excited, even that year when they were losing to Georgia, late in the season, they're like, put him in.

• 50:38Speaker 01

  I think he was like the number one overall pick, uh, recruit.

• 50:41Theo Von?

  People were excited and he did well. And you're right. He's only one year. You can't, you know, you can't expect guys just to,

• 50:50Theo Von?

  or maybe now people can, people are saying now though, here, I think this is it. People are saying now, we're putting our money in. We better get a return on it fast.

• 50:58Speaker 01

  Right.

• 50:59Theo Von?

  That's, so I think that's, that part of the mindset probably doesn't help the whole equation.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  Right.

• 51:03Theo Von?

  But a lot of these guys, Lane Kiffin was telling them, you go through one section of the portal time. And then they haven't even played any ball yet. There's another portal period and they're like, you know what? You gave us 2 million, we want 4 million. Like, we haven't.

• 51:16Speaker 01

  It's insane. They had to fix it. College football is fucked right now.

• 51:20Theo Von?

  So that's pretty crazy that the fact that that's happening, you know?

• 51:24Speaker 01

  Dude, they got rid of walk-ons. There's no more walk-ons in college football. Like, I was a, I walked on to the University of Carolina. And my-

• 51:31Theo Von?

  Yeah, you were loitering, they said. Also, one of the, an interview with the former coach said this guy was loitering.

• 51:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, they hated me while I was there. Um, but dude, there's no walk-ons anymore. Like, our team, our best, maybe not our best players, but our team captain, some of our best players were walk-ons. Like, I came in with, um, the, my class of, of fellow guys, every single one of them went on to win a scars, get a scholarship. A lot of them went to NFL.

• 51:55Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 51:55Speaker 01

  And it's like, they were like the meat of the team, or the, the glue of the team. And they don't even have that anymore because they, they had to cut their roster down. They gotta pay all these guys. And that's sad to me.

• 52:06Theo Von?

  Is that true? Has NIL, Google that, please. Has NIL eliminated the possibility of walk-ons?

• 52:14Theo Von?

  Or lowered the number of walk-ons on teams?

• 52:17Speaker 01

  I think it's, I think they don't even do it anymore. I really don't think they even take walk-ons. I think it's a, the death of the walk-on.

• 52:24Theo Von?

  Okay. Yes. The new NCAA roster limits, including the house settlement, have effectively reduced the number of walk-on opportunities in college sports, particularly football. While teams still have non-scholarship players, walk-ons, the total roster size is capped at 105, significantly reducing the space for them. Wow. So the movie Hoosiers, years from now, people will watch Hoosiers and be like, who the fuck is that dude?

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Rudy?

• 52:49Theo Von?

  Yeah. But it won't even understand, like, yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's, it's, it is sad, man. And then-

• 52:55Theo Von?

  Oh, it is. It definitely takes away a lot of the heart of it.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  Well, dude, also, just like, I just had such an awesome, positive experience being in the locker room for four years with the same guys, going through it. You have these big aspirational dreams. You're gonna make, see the field. Never see the field, but you're you're you had a I had a great time and that doesn't happen anymore. Not only because there's not walk-ons, but also because they um there's no they don't. Why would you cultivate a backup if you're the coach? If he's just about to transfer on your ass soon as the season's over, your starter's probably going to transfer. These guys are playing on a different team every year, sometimes two teams per year. So like there's no country, there's no locker room vibe, they're all just like trying to get get the cash. There has to be a way, people are acting like, well, we had it better back then and now it's like totally destroyed.

• 53:42Speaker 01

  It's like, is there no creative problem solving to figure out how we can get these guys some cash? And also like, is there no middle ground here that we can work with? They like, can we just, okay, you have to stay, you can sit out. The argument has always been you can't transfer.

• 53:59Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 53:59Speaker 01

  Um, and then you have to sit out a year, that's how it used to be. Now you can transfer and play immediately. I think you should have to sit out a year and they say, well.

• 54:07Theo Von?

  Cause that'll hold them off.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  They should, that's how it used to be.

• 54:09Theo Von?

  Right, because you gotta say, so then you have to put your, at least you gotta show up for where you are.

• 54:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then the argument against it was, well, coaches can just leave and then, you know, you're left with a coach that you didn't really sign up to play for. Well, then make an exception and if that's the coach leaves, then you can go.

• 54:25Theo Von?

  And you can do it.

• 54:26Speaker 01

  People are acting like these, it's like, it's a pretty simple.

• 54:28Theo Von?

  But then this will start to happen, a coach will leave and he'll make a deal with the players and then the player will follow him. It'll be like a deal that they make.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:35Theo Von?

  Which is, which is.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  What's wrong with that?

• 54:37Theo Von?

  Right, that's part of the deal.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  It's part of the deal.

• 54:39Theo Von?

  Those are his players, so yeah, I think there's a lot, obviously even us trying to look at it, there's a lot of little sides to it, man. Um, but you're right, it does start to, it starts to kind of break the heart of the fan. You know, because you're kind of the one that loses in the end.

• 54:54Speaker 01

  Mm hmm.

• 54:54Theo Von?

  Is just the value of being a fan, it all just becomes this kind of capitalist thing. But for years, those places, the university was making so much money and they weren't even setting aside like, set aside the money for 10 years later. Every player gets some money, you know what I'm saying? Like, there should be money, it's like, maybe you don't give it to them now, but you, five years from now, they're going to get paid, you know?

• 55:13Speaker 01

  Right, or when they graduate, or when they're done at college, you know?

• 55:16Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  But there's, there just has to be a way and it does, and sports fans, I mean, I grew up a Tennessee football fan. SEC football, there's no fans like that. Because in NFL, you can't go, you can't play for the team or go to the team. In college, you can go to that school. You can, like, if you're a fan, you went to the school.

• 55:35Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  You can go to the Packers. You know what I'm saying? Like, you just fucking, you go to the game, but you go to that school. You spend four years of your life there. Like, that's your team.

• 55:44Theo Von?

  Yeah, you knocked your spouse up there.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:46Theo Von?

  You know, you vomited on your buddy there. You guys accidentally touched each other there.

• 55:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:53Theo Von?

  Right? It didn't, it was an accident. Some of you guys say you hit a speed bump going really fast in a truck. People don't usually come during that.

• 56:02Theo Von?

  You know what I'm saying? That's what you get for going to Mississippi State.

• 56:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:05Theo Von?

  But what I'm trying to say here-

• 56:07Speaker 01

  Starkville is ass, bro. Have you been there?

• 56:09Theo Von?

  No, don't say that. Dude, they, somebody invited me there and I couldn't even find it. I was looking for pictures. I had to text Hardy.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Dude, the what's in Starkville is Hardee's. And that's all that's there, dude. It's a Long John Silver's and a Hardee's.

• 56:22Theo Von?

  Dude, Hardee's, and I hate to say this, but it's a truth. It's just a Carl's Jr. that came out of the closet. That's all it is. Bring that up. Just Hardee's own Carl's Jr.

• 56:31Speaker 01

  What's the other one that's like that? Oh, the, uh, Hillstone. And what's that good restaurant called?

• 56:36Theo Von?

  Oh, honey, I wouldn't know.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  Hardee's.

• 56:38Theo Von?

  Yes, Hardee's is owned by the same company as Carl's Jr., bitch. Okay?

• 56:44Speaker 01

  What is the reason for not having just the same name?

• 56:46Theo Von?

  Don't say I didn't go to college. That's all I'm saying. That's a good shit you would hear in my neighborhood growing up.

• 56:53Speaker 01

  Multiple choice.

• 56:54Theo Von?

  Oh, dude. Oh, you don't fucking think Hardee's is owned by Carl's Jr. I will fucking choke the semen out of your throat, honey. Okay? Like, whoa, this is crazy. What do you say to people who say? Childhood asthma isn't real. You ever realize that you spent your entire morning thinking about lunch? It's 9:00 a.m. and somehow I'm already in negotiations with myself about how I'm gonna spend $20 on a sandwich at noon. And then I eat it, or you eat it, or somebody eats it, and then an hour later, you're just standing in the kitchen worrying about what you'll do for- Dinner. And that's one reason why I've been into Huell.

• 57:37Theo Von?

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• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  Dude, what's your best fun fact like that? I got a good one.

• 1:01:17Theo Von?

  I got a good one, dude.

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  All right, you go, you go, you go.

• 1:01:19Theo Von?

  Um, well, I knew that, well, there was a strong awareness over the years that people that suffer from Down syndrome couldn't, um, that they weren't biped, uh, not bipedal, what is it? They wouldn't, uh, they couldn't walk backwards, right? And some lady.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  What? Wait, wait, wait.

• 1:01:36Theo Von?

  That people with Down syndrome could not walk backwards.

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  They can't.

• 1:01:38Theo Von?

  They cannot. That was what everybody was saying.

• 1:01:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:01:41Theo Von?

  A woman trained a young, like one of these young warriors to do it. A woman sent me a video though with somebody doing it and then I guess that, I don't know if everybody can do it, but this kid is definitely, he's basically the Michael Jackson of Down syndrome people. Like, I mean, he.

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  So he can walk backwards and he's the only one?

• 1:02:04Theo Von?

  I think, there's rumor that this person was.

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Alright, I got one.

• 1:02:09Theo Von?

  What am I doing today? Can you hear me even?

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  I got one.

• 1:02:13Theo Von?

  I think it's this Winnipeg Jets.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, take that off, man.

• 1:02:15Theo Von?

  Huh? There's nothing under it, dude.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  Take it off, bro.

• 1:02:18Theo Von?

  Speed bump.

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  Dude, alright, I gotta go on.

• 1:02:22Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  Alright. Do you know what the, I've probably said this to you before, you probably know the answer because I told it to you, but do you know what the number one product, number one top selling product is at Walmart every single year? Well, Walmart's obviously like the biggest store, so best product, biggest product at the biggest store. Every year it's the same product. They sell the most of.

• 1:02:43Theo Von?

  Oh my god, girl, I don't know. Let me think. Um.

• 1:02:49Theo Von?

  You told me this and I still do not know, and I still don't know though.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, you hang out with me for three hours, you're hearing this one.

• 1:02:55Theo Von?

  This is good. I like this. I'm gonna say.

• 1:03:01Theo Von?

  Paper. Or, no, hold on, let me think a little bit more.

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  Let me give you a hint.

• 1:03:07Speaker 01

  Don't look at me like that. Alright, so think about like evolution or human nature. Like what we really, where we come from and what we really like.

• 1:03:23Theo Von?

  Where we come from and what we really like.

• 1:03:27Theo Von?

  Where we come from. Really like, we like chocolate, we like, now, it's a food? It is? Number one thing they buy every year?

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  Every year, bananas.

• 1:03:40Theo Von?

  Is it really? Forty eleven.

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  Bananas is the number one thing. It's just so, I just like that fact.

• 1:03:49Theo Von?

  And people say we didn't evolve from primate.

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  You say what you want, dude. We're buying bananas is our number one purchase.

• 1:03:58Theo Von?

  Shoot a shoot, homie. Let's look at a news article. What happened? Anything in the news, Riley Mau? Oh, Riley Mau's here, dude. Can you have some waters for us, Riley?

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  I'll take a, I mean, this is cool with me, unless you want one, yeah.

• 1:04:12Theo Von?

  No, I'd just love to have a water. Usually we have them out here. Riley?

• 1:04:16Speaker 03

  I was not aware, uh.

• 1:04:18Theo Von?

  What do you mean? You've worked on here, you've definitely worked on at least seven, six fifty episodes of this show.

• 1:04:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, Riley told me before, uh, he told you about his, his coming.

• 1:04:28Theo Von?

  Riley Mau's here. Let's get a gander at him first, man. We gotta put these headies on. Riley Mau, huh? How you doing, huh?

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  Good.

• 1:04:40Theo Von?

  What's going on with you, brother? We got Caleb Pressley here to talk to you today, ask you a couple of questions. I know you're, I haven't spoken to you in almost eight months.

• 1:04:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's been a minute.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  Riley, what kind of, kind of car is your truck?

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  It's a Hyundai Santa Cruz.

• 1:04:59Theo Von?

  Ooh, uh, Japanese, uh, not Japanese, Hyundai is Japanese and Santa Cruz is California.

• 1:05:08Speaker 01

  Have you been noticed? I know that you, you had a, uh, you told me, I think you've said it publicly now that you came, right?

• 1:05:16Speaker 03

  I have.

• 1:05:17Theo Von?

  Well, guys, let's don't just say that out, I mean, because people don't know that he, Riley was, he didn't, he hadn't ejaculated until, what age did you finally, um, get that out of you, Riley?

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  Twenty-five.

• 1:05:29Theo Von?

  Wow. The un-creamable yellow egg, they called him, huh?

• 1:05:36Theo Von?

  That little wagon. That little baby quail over there, boy, unbastable.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  Dude, so what's happened since then, Riley? Have you been, you back at the not coming? Are you, now are you just constantly coming?

• 1:05:51Theo Von?

  But hold on, before you answer that, I do want to say this. He didn't even come to any music when it happened the first time. Did you, Riley?

• 1:05:58Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:05:58Theo Von?

  No?

• 1:06:00Speaker 01

  And how much came out? I'm not trying to be graphic. Actually, don't, is that too much?

• 1:06:03Theo Von?

  I'll tell you this, he had to buy smaller shoes after.

• 1:06:08Theo Von?

  So enough to, I don't know. Enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current Crocs.

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  Bro, I mean, 25 years, where was it going? Where was it going? Cause I know for a fact, I don't care if he's lying or not about, I think he's lying about everything, but even if he's not lying, I know that the human body makes like 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy.

• 1:06:29Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:29Speaker 01

  Which means that his body was either not making them, he had a broken body, or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere.

• 1:06:36Theo Von?

  Yep.

• 1:06:37Speaker 01

  Would you poop them out? Or they go into your, other parts of your body?

• 1:06:41Theo Von?

  If you have that much, I'm sure some of it, some of it has to get back there.

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  You can't pee it out. Cause that's coming.

• 1:06:48Theo Von?

  That's ejaculating, yup, that's cheating.

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  So where was it going? Do you feel like you know where it went, Riley? Could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came?

• 1:06:59Theo Von?

  Yeah, like did you ever wake up in the morning and it felt like you'd already eaten or whatever?

• 1:07:03Theo Von?

  Did you feel, or just like, did you ever, like, did you ever wake up in the morning and feel full for no reason?

• 1:07:09Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:07:11Speaker 01

  Dude, here's a similar fact. I saw this. I saw that if you hold in a poo for too long, a fart, that it will come out your mouth.

• 1:07:20Theo Von?

  Really?

• 1:07:21Speaker 01

  If you hold it in for too long, it will come out of your mouth.

• 1:07:24Theo Von?

  Oh my god, girl. Well, I've always heard that a poo is just a gay belch. I've always heard that.

• 1:07:32Speaker 01

  I mean, kind of.

• 1:07:33Theo Von?

  Oh, a fart is just a gay belch, huh?

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  Dude, imagine, oh, I don't even want to talk about it. That's gross.

• 1:07:38Theo Von?

  But a lot of dudes save them like that. They know they're gonna belch or whatever, but they've been married for a long time, like, I'm gonna swallow that one and hit her with it later.

• 1:07:48Theo Von?

  I'm gonna toss that one into it while she's dreaming at night.

• 1:07:51Speaker 01

  Gross.

• 1:07:51Theo Von?

  A lot of guys are like that. Guys are sick, man.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  Guys are sick. I've, I have, well, I won't say. I'm gonna speak on myself. Guys are sick, though.

• 1:07:58Theo Von?

  I have never.

• 1:07:59Speaker 01

  Not me.

• 1:07:59Theo Von?

  Huh? What'd you say?

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  Not me.

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  But guys disgust me.

• 1:08:06Theo Von?

  Ugh, they are disgusting.

• 1:08:07Speaker 01

  Men are disgusting.

• 1:08:08Theo Von?

  They are disgusting.

• 1:08:09Speaker 01

  Except for Gloomy Balls too, not him.

• 1:08:11Theo Von?

  Oh no, he's so sweet.

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  He's such a king.

• 1:08:14Theo Von?

  I miss him and he uh was in love with a girl from here. Are they still in love?

• 1:08:18Speaker 01

  Ooh, I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it.

• 1:08:20Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:20Speaker 01

  But he is a heartthrob. Women are drawn to him, men wanna be like him.

• 1:08:27Theo Von?

  Me and him went on a double date last year.

• 1:08:29Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:08:29Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:30Speaker 01

  Where?

• 1:08:30Theo Von?

  Uh, up in Minnesota, Wisconsin.

• 1:08:33Speaker 01

  No way.

• 1:08:34Theo Von?

  We took um, where it's like a little, had a little camping thing with some girls one weekend.

• 1:08:40Speaker 01

  Wait, was I there?

• 1:08:41Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:43Speaker 01

  Was I your date? Did you have a girl there or was I your date?

• 1:08:46Theo Von?

  No, I had a girl there.

• 1:08:47Speaker 01

  Wait, can we talk about this?

• 1:08:48Theo Von?

  Uh.

• 1:08:49Speaker 01

  I wanna talk about two things actually. First of all, I wanna talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding.

• 1:08:54Theo Von?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:08:54Speaker 01

  As your plus one.

• 1:08:55Theo Von?

  Yeah, thank you for coming dude.

• 1:08:56Speaker 01

  And you didn't tell them I was coming.

• 1:08:58Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 1:08:59Speaker 01

  So I showed up, it's a small wedding.

• 1:09:01Theo Von?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

  And then they didn't know I was coming. And I didn't know any of the people there. And they had you sitting at the front table and they just didn't have a place for me. So I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life.

• 1:09:14Theo Von?

  Oh dude, and they put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced, is me and my buddy Scott. It was, it was his wedding. They put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced the world. And somebody broke that toilet, remember?

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, somebody did.

• 1:09:28Theo Von?

  Oh.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  Dude, I went to the bathroom, we were in Spain.

• 1:09:32Theo Von?

  We're in Portugal.

• 1:09:33Speaker 01

  That's true. We were in Portugal and Sintra, that's what I was thinking. And we went to this old house, it was a beautiful wedding.

• 1:09:40Theo Von?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:40Speaker 01

  And I sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some quiet time.

• 1:09:45Theo Von?

  Yeah, the poop or whatever they call it over there.

• 1:09:47Speaker 01

  And I, and the toilet fell off the wall.

• 1:09:49Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  Why was it on the wall?

• 1:09:52Theo Von?

  I think they, oh, everything is more artistic there, you know what I'm saying? They want you to, they don't want you to just, you know, I think, and they recycle, I don't know why.

• 1:09:59Speaker 01

  Bro, the toilet was on the ground. I think I have a picture of it, you can put on this.

• 1:10:03Theo Von?

  Okay, well I remember, next thing you, everybody's at the wedding. It was a long wedding, cause a couple people got up there and were kinda chatting, whatever, making it about them, right?

• 1:10:13Theo Von?

  A couple of people have been rubbing Diddy baby oil on their legs and fucking could barely even speak, right? So we're up there and you heard like a crack and then you heard somebody scream out of this balcony window that was directly above the wedding. I mean, it was like 22 feet from the, from the closest patron at the wedding. What the hell was that?

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  Dude, oh my God, that was, yeah, I said that, that was, that was.

• 1:10:42Theo Von?

  It was very bizarre.

• 1:10:46Theo Von?

  You're like, what happened? And then people, this is the worst part, they had a winding stone staircase. People had to go up there to use it as that restroom. But when they got up there, there was just a broken toilet laying there.

• 1:10:55Speaker 01

  It was the only toilet. Yeah. That was fun. And the other thing I want to talk to you about is dude, you gotta stop sending, you gotta stop. I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying to be nice. Stop sending me your old clothes.

• 1:11:09Speaker 01

  I'll get a package from you and every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore. I can tell that they're like your bad shirts.

• 1:11:21Speaker 01

  You bought me one nice shirt and the rest of them are just your shitty old shirts.

• 1:11:25Theo Von?

  That is not true. There's some, there are some hitters in there.

• 1:11:32Speaker 01

  They're like holes in them.

• 1:11:33Theo Von?

  Did you go through all of them?

• 1:11:35Speaker 01

  I, you got me one nice shirt, a red shirt that says hot sauce on it.

• 1:11:38Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 1:11:38Speaker 01

  That is my best shirt from you.

• 1:11:40Theo Von?

  It's a great shirt. There's some other real.

• 1:11:43Speaker 01

  And they're larges. I can't even fit them in a nice size. You just, I just pictured you being like, get rid of that. And you're, you're, someone would be like, you want to throw them away? Like, nah, send them to Caleb. Send them to Caleb's house so he can throw them away.

• 1:11:55Theo Von?

  Oh, baby, baby bear don't want that nightie, huh?

• 1:12:02Theo Von?

  Dude, I think, but here's the thing, would you let? Oh wait, Riley Mal, what happened to you? Yeah. Tell us, tell them what happened real quick. So we don't forget.

• 1:12:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I.

• 1:12:16Speaker 03

  I mean, everything was, uh, everything came out great.

• 1:12:19Theo Von?

  Well, what happened? How much? Gi- give us a, uh, like, did you get a, like, if you had to guess, just even in handfuls, how much you, like, what are we talking about there? Like, in a chi- not a child's handful, but like an adult handful. Sorry, dude, like a, just fucking tell us, dude.

• 1:12:39Speaker 03

  Probably two or three.

• 1:12:40Theo Von?

  Oh, my.

• 1:12:43Theo Von?

  No.

• 1:12:45Theo Von?

  Two or three?

• 1:12:50Theo Von?

  Woo.

• 1:12:54Speaker 01

  Bro. Bro.

• 1:12:57Theo Von?

  God. Well, you must have been dehydrated, your throat closed off, it sounds like. Oh, my God, you might have needed an Narcan after that, homie, that's a, ooh, that's a war- ooh, that's a big dose, boy. God. What do you do with that? That is a,

• 1:13:16Speaker 01

  And so, Riley, I guess the last question is just, the first one I asked is, have you been doing it more and more, or?

• 1:13:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have.

• 1:13:23Speaker 01

  You're addicted to it?

• 1:13:25Speaker 03

  Not addicted.

• 1:13:26Speaker 01

  Are you a sex addict?

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:13:28Theo Von?

  How many times you feel like you've had sex since that happened, Riley? Because it's been about eight months now, almost one year, hasn't it?

• 1:13:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, about, um, I would say,

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  I don't know, a couple of times, few times a week.

• 1:13:42Theo Von?

  Okay.

• 1:13:43Speaker 01

  Whoa. Good God, bro. Slow down. You have, you think you have any kids? Or do you think that, is that something you're interested in doing?

• 1:13:50Speaker 03

  Uh, eventually, yeah.

• 1:13:52Theo Von?

  And what about your walk with God? I know you were saving yourself for marriage, right?

• 1:13:56Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:13:56Theo Von?

  And that went by the wayside.

• 1:14:00Speaker 01

  You fucked that up.

• 1:14:02Theo Von?

  Oh, that's like kicking over the only shitter at a fucking, at a good wedding, brother.

• 1:14:08Theo Von?

  But anyway, man, sorry we're putting you on the grill there.

• 1:14:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, sorry, bro.

• 1:14:11Theo Von?

  Do you feel like you're gaining traction in the sexual community or whatever? Like that you're getting better at it or whatever?

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:14:18Theo Von?

  Oh, that's good, man. Wow. Do you feel any different? You know, do you remember if you felt any different after the first time you had sex, Caleb?

• 1:14:25Speaker 01

  I, I can't remember.

• 1:14:27Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:28Speaker 01

  I can't remember. Dude, know what I always think about is how when I was growing up, you kind of have like people who maybe from your high school or whatever, just people that you're growing up with in your town, who get pregnant in high school. Or like, you know, they do. And then at the time, I would look at them, I looked at them like, now they're bad people, but like, wow, what idiots.

• 1:14:49Theo Von?

  Yes.

• 1:14:50Speaker 01

  You know, which obviously they probably wish they didn't, but all they did was do the same thing every single other person's doing.

• 1:14:58Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:59Speaker 01

  Every single person's doing that. And then all that happens is one of them gets unlucky and then you're like, idiot. That's how I was. I've changed my stance on that.

• 1:15:09Theo Von?

  Well, they kind of get unlucky. It's almost like, you know, when they say if you shake a soda up and everybody, don't open it for a little while, right?

• 1:15:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:16Theo Von?

  And then one guy, right, or who's like, I'mma open it.

• 1:15:23Theo Von?

  You know what's gonna happen if you open it, right?

• 1:15:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:26Theo Von?

  And he still opens it.

• 1:15:27Speaker 01

  It does feel like those are the people a lot of the times who do have.

• 1:15:30Theo Von?

  And that's?

• 1:15:31Speaker 01

  You know, high school children, but.

• 1:15:34Theo Von?

  I wonder if I had me a little child where I would, what I would do with it or where I would let it be outside or inside, probably outside more.

• 1:15:40Speaker 01

  I cannot wait till you have a kid.

• 1:15:42Theo Von?

  Mm, I can't wait to meet him.

• 1:15:44Speaker 01

  It has to be.

• 1:15:46Theo Von?

  Be cool, huh?

• 1:15:47Speaker 01

  That would be cool.

• 1:15:48Theo Von?

  Riley, are you guys thinking about children? Cause you have a girlfriend now, Riley?

• 1:15:50Speaker 03

  I do.

• 1:15:51Theo Von?

  Okay. And are you thinking about children? Have you guys started talking about it?

• 1:15:55Speaker 03

  Ah, eventually, yeah.

• 1:15:56Theo Von?

  Wow. Do you miss the days when you hadn't uh been uh I don't even want to say but we hadn't been just bursting out out there just spackling that that uh Hanoi sauce or whatever you guys are?

• 1:16:15Speaker 03

  Uh no, no I don't, I don't miss it.

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  Do you feel like it's affected your testosterone?

• 1:16:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:22Speaker 01

  Wow, in a negative way or a positive?

• 1:16:25Speaker 03

  Uh, positive.

• 1:16:26Theo Von?

  Oh really? So you feel like you have more testosterone now?

• 1:16:28Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:16:29Theo Von?

  Amen, brother.

• 1:16:30Speaker 01

  That's kind of the key phrase nowadays, testosterone.

• 1:16:34Theo Von?

  People are selling it everywhere, every other Facebook ads like shoot up at your apartment.

• 1:16:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:39Theo Von?

  Dude, when I was young, you had to go first of all, meet a gay dude that you didn't even know because you he said he wasn't gay, he was just a bus boy that was in his 40s at a restaurant, right? Okay, you had to meet him, befriend him by playing video games, then he had steroids, you had to go get it from somewhere, it was crazy. Now they're mailing you steroids!

• 1:16:57Speaker 01

  Shut up, really?

• 1:16:58Theo Von?

  Yeah, we had to just go through all this shit to get it.

• 1:17:00Speaker 01

  It is crazy, there's a cold plunge place by my house, it's like you just a sauna and cold plunge, you go there and then the guy is like, hey, do you want some uh testosterone or anything like that? No dude, I don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub. I don't want testosterone, I do want it dude, I would do, I honestly, I would love to see what it would be like. People say they feel so much better.

• 1:17:20Theo Von?

  Dude, have him cream you out half an ounce over there and get you a little bit.

• 1:17:25Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 1:17:26Theo Von?

  Bro, have he get you a little bit of that fucking sweet and sour pants syrup off your boy up in there. It'll fucking grow your eyebrows after, it'll grow your eyebrows thicker dude.

• 1:17:40Theo Von?

  Do you miss the days of uh not having had sex, Riley, to be honest with you, or is something you miss about it?

• 1:17:45Speaker 03

  Uh, no, no, I don't miss it.

• 1:17:47Theo Von?

  That's cool, man.

• 1:17:49Theo Von?

  Well, what else were we talking about? Oh dude, do you think the Bill Belichick thing has adjusted the dating? The way that dating is look, cause it's kind of a big, like he kind of opened the portal, like the portals open for older men and younger women. Do you feel like that?

• 1:18:05Speaker 01

  I feel my stance on this is I actually don't have a problem with it. I don't understand why if you're a young girl, you'd wanna be with an old man.

• 1:18:14Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:15Speaker 01

  But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do. But if she's 20 and they're consenting adults, like I have no problem with an older dude who's single. I would try to get a younger girl too. I'm not gonna try to get 75 year old woman.

• 1:18:30Theo Von?

  Well, first of all, you're

• 1:18:30Speaker 01

  If you're single.

• 1:18:31Theo Von?

  You're Bill Belichick.

• 1:18:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:33Theo Von?

  Right?

• 1:18:33Speaker 01

  He's done it all, man.

• 1:18:34Theo Von?

  I mean, he definitely has a name for himself, you know? If you're Jim Hasli, yeah, you get what you get, dude, you know?

• 1:18:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:41Theo Von?

  Um, but damn dude, that's such a good question. Like, but he definitely, the portal's open now. I feel like it's definitely, it feels like it's more of that universe now.

• 1:18:50Speaker 01

  Have you seen any more of it? Have you seen other examples of it?

• 1:18:54Theo Von?

  Well, Shannon Sharpe had his thing, but he got, kinda got called out for it, but his was more of like sexual in nature, whereas Belichick has a, it seemed like he's in a relationship. You see those videos of him on the beach with the, um, he's holding her up?

• 1:19:06Speaker 01

  Hmm, no way, really?

• 1:19:08Theo Von?

  Pull up Bill Belichick and girlfriend, beach.

• 1:19:12Speaker 01

  You know who has a good theory on, oh wow, oh yeah, he's,

• 1:19:15Theo Von?

  Look at this shit.

• 1:19:16Speaker 01

  He seems super happy.

• 1:19:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, look at him though. What is he doing, dude? Bro, I respect it, dude.

• 1:19:24Speaker 01

  She's, I, I have no issues with it, zero. But it is so funny, you gotta be honest, it's so funny.

• 1:19:29Theo Von?

  Well, it's up to them, first of all, bring up the next one with them fishing, it's up to them. First of all, they're having fun.

• 1:19:34Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:19:35Theo Von?

  And it's really up to them.

• 1:19:37Speaker 01

  It's not like she's tricking him or something, or he's tricking her.

• 1:19:39Theo Von?

  Right. Yeah, look at this. This is that, this is, uh, from whatever that movie is, Normandy or whatever, it's like they're, it was like they did like this D-Day photo shoot or whatever. Uh.

• 1:19:51Speaker 01

  Dave Portnoy has a good theory on this. Dave's theory is that he has no idea what's going on, like in terms of how we're all perceiving this and like social media about it. He's like, his theory is that Dave Bellatrix is not on his phone. And just doesn't have any clue what's happening.

• 1:20:05Theo Von?

  Right, so he's just enjoying his life.

• 1:20:06Speaker 01

  He's just like going about his life, loving his life. Cause I think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him. And so of course she's gonna post pictures of only her.

• 1:20:13Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:14Speaker 01

  I would too.

• 1:20:14Theo Von?

  Yeah. Dude, well, my parents were 38 years different. So I gotta be like, love is, you know, if you find somebody that you love, then that's where it's at. You know?

• 1:20:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's a, my parents have a big difference too. Yeah, total. I mean, this is, this is a huge difference.

• 1:20:28Theo Von?

  I don't know, how many years difference is it?

• 1:20:30Speaker 01

  I also changed my, probably 50 years, bro.

• 1:20:32Theo Von?

  No, Riley Mau, how many years difference?

• 1:20:34Speaker 01

  24 and 74, I believe. That's 50.

• 1:20:37Theo Von?

  No.

• 1:20:38Speaker 01

  Bro, that is 50, man. I just crunched the numbers. I don't know if those are the actual ages, but that is 50.

• 1:20:43Theo Von?

  What do you say to people who say that's 50, dude?

• 1:20:45Speaker 01

  But I, the only thing is I change my opinions a lot. So if this could be outdated, like I'll change my opinion on this tomorrow.

• 1:20:51Theo Von?

  Dude, all I'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women. He, this is the, I mean, the portal's open now.

• 1:20:59Speaker 01

  And it's probably easier than ever to meet them. There's probably, there's so many apps and stuff. Where you can, and I don't, and girls seem to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful. And they don't seem to care about looks. And it doesn't seem like they care about age as much. Is that true? Is that crazy to say?

• 1:21:17Theo Von?

  People look younger than ever, kinda, how, what age difference are they? Can you just fucking tell me a number? Sorry Riley, but damn. You fucking have a computer you're working with.

• 1:21:30Theo Von?

  Nevermind. No, Jesus Christ. Just stick to coming, dude. Stick to, stick to coming.

• 1:21:39Theo Von?

  Now I see why he couldn't, he couldn't bust a nut for 25 years. He couldn't find him. 73 and 24.

• 1:21:46Speaker 01

  49.

• 1:21:47Theo Von?

  Yeah, close, boy. Close.

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  That's a lot. I mean dude, that means that. This is a dumb thing to say, but that means he was 49 when she was born.

• 1:21:59Theo Von?

  Hmm, yeah.

• 1:22:00Speaker 01

  That's pretty old for the, to, your wife to be born.

• 1:22:04Theo Von?

  Yeah. I, that's wild, though.

• 1:22:06Speaker 01

  I might change. I don't know if it's cool anymore, dude.

• 1:22:10Speaker 01

  That's a big difference, man.

• 1:22:11Theo Von?

  Hey, go heels, baby. That's all I'm saying, dude.

• 1:22:13Speaker 01

  Dude, if he just needs to recruit some, pay these players, man.

• 1:22:17Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:17Speaker 01

  Pay these guys. We should have got Nico when he left Tennessee. We should have paid him.

• 1:22:21Theo Von?

  Pull up another news article. What else do we got, man?

• 1:22:25Theo Von?

  Oh, funeral director trashed over 6,500 bodies of pets, used fake ashes to defraud customers out of $650,000. Wow. What did it say? A funeral home director has been charged after allegedly throwing out the bodies of thousands of pets and giving owners the ashes of other animals.

• 1:22:43Speaker 01

  What kind of, what makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies? I have people in my family who do that, so I'm not hating.

• 1:22:52Theo Von?

  They said, they, but, work in cremation?

• 1:22:54Speaker 01

  Um, they work in funeral parlors, or I don't, they work with dead bodies. That's a weird thing, I think, to want to go into. You know, it's like, how do you end up being like, I think what I want to do in my life is touch dead bodies all the time.

• 1:23:07Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:08Speaker 01

  Weird. But they're also in my family, so also, cool.

• 1:23:14Theo Von?

  Yeah. Yeah, I think it's, you know, if you want to be around, I just would, it would be crazy if you're a funeral director and you're burning up animals and giving those ashes to people.

• 1:23:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, for why?

• 1:23:24Theo Von?

  And then you don't think they're gonna notice that it's not their

• 1:23:27Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:23:28Theo Von?

  brother, whatever, like, oh, I got my brother's ashes back. It fucking, I, who knew, who knew he had a collar that said, "Response to Spark." "Return to 4027 Elm Street." That's crazy.

• 1:23:45Theo Von?

  I don't, I don't know, man.

• 1:23:47Speaker 01

  Fuck, what are we talking about?

• 1:23:52Theo Von?

  What are we even talking about anymore, man?

• 1:23:56Speaker 01

  I've liked it, man.

• 1:23:57Theo Von?

  You have?

• 1:23:57Speaker 01

  I've enjoyed my time.

• 1:23:58Theo Von?

  No, I'm enjoying my time, but I just feel like I just feel like I let you down. I feel like I wasted everybody's time today. You ever feel like that?

• 1:24:07Speaker 01

  Not too much.

• 1:24:08Theo Von?

  Yeah, maybe. I think I'm coming. I quit taking my medicine, too.

• 1:24:11Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:24:11Theo Von?

  Yeah, I just don't want to take it.

• 1:24:12Speaker 01

  Have you been fasting? Have you still been fasting? You were fasting when we shot Sunday.

• 1:24:16Theo Von?

  Oh, good.

• 1:24:17Speaker 01

  Have you been doing that still?

• 1:24:18Theo Von?

  No.

• 1:24:19Speaker 01

  No, that's horrible.

• 1:24:20Theo Von?

  I needed to do more. No, well, I started losing my mind after that.

• 1:24:23Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 1:24:24Theo Von?

  You should fast whenever you're like in a good state of mind. I think I was just going through a lot. It was like also not eating, you start to lose it.

• 1:24:30Speaker 01

  It's ultimate stress. You're putting yourself in your starvation.

• 1:24:33Theo Von?

  But the third day of fasting, your body's like, now we're gonna clean this shithole out.

• 1:24:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:38Theo Von?

  Starts cleaning you up, dude.

• 1:24:39Speaker 01

  I don't believe that kind of stuff.

• 1:24:40Theo Von?

  You don't?

• 1:24:42Speaker 01

  I don't. I don't. I believe it does clean you up. I don't believe. I don't believe that you feel good. People are like, yeah, I've been. You start feeling amazing after three days. I bet you're hungry.

• 1:24:52Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah, you're hungry, but you feel like I think you feel kind of a little bit keen.

• 1:24:56Speaker 01

  I saw a thing the other day that a guy lived for a long. You can pull this up. The guy lived on just sunlight for over a year. He didn't eat for over a year. And he's just, he was looking at the sun.

• 1:25:09Theo Von?

  Hmm, that's nice. Let me see him. Manic. Uh, he had earned a spot in the Guinness Book for not eating anything for 411 days straight in 2001. I had led a team of 24 doctors and physicians to monitor this feat, said city-based neurophysician Soodhir Shah. His team carried out a number of tests, and the results showed him to be a person of normal health. There were documentary films made on Manic's feet. Manic had given up solid food for almost two decades.

• 1:25:41Speaker 01

  And he stopped pooping, too. He stopped pooping after like the third week or something.

• 1:25:45Theo Von?

  Oh, that's gotta be great.

• 1:25:46Speaker 01

  And then poop for a full year.

• 1:25:47Theo Von?

  It's gotta be great. It's like driving a Tesla. It's like you don't have to. It's like you don't have to stop to fill up or whatever. It's like our unfill.

• 1:25:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:25:53Theo Von?

  It's so good. Oh, that's good. He was working as a trader of perfumes, it says, in Koskiyori.

• 1:26:01Speaker 01

  Sun gazing. How do you do that? You're not supposed to do that. Or is that just another lie? They tell you not to look at the sun.

• 1:26:09Theo Von?

  A lot of stepdads would say that, you know? If you stare directly into the sun, your sister will accuse me of sexual harassment.

• 1:26:16Speaker 01

  Like, what?

• 1:26:19Theo Von?

  Turns out it's pretty true. A lot of areas, dude. A lot of areas, dude.

• 1:26:25Speaker 01

  But I think, I think with that would, I guess you'd have to build up like a tolerance to it. Like you start looking at it when it's small in the morning and then over days and days you can just

• 1:26:36Speaker 01

  beam that bitch out in the middle of the day.

• 1:26:41Theo Von?

  I mean, at some point you're just locked in on that. You're just collecting heat. You're a damn solar panel at that point.

• 1:26:48Speaker 01

  That's what, that's what he's saying, bro. That is what he's saying.

• 1:26:52Theo Von?

  I didn't realize that. He's over there charging his phone. He just got it in his hand.

• 1:26:58Theo Von?

  10%, 11%.

• 1:27:01Theo Von?

  Dude, can you find a video of this guy speaking, Riley?

• 1:27:07Speaker 01

  He only lived until 85, which is a good number. It's a good life. He put up a good game, but that's not, it's not 100.

• 1:27:14Theo Von?

  That's true. How, how long do you want to live for? But living is going to start to get different. I want to, I want to, I want to go over a couple of things with you. First of all, and shout out also Winnipeg Jets today, dude. Did you see their win the other night?

• 1:27:26Theo Von?

  Bro. It's hockey, right?

• 1:27:29Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:27:30Theo Von?

  And I met this player. I met this guy in a, um, bath house or whatever, like a, um, I don't even remember where it was. Vancouver, somewhere. He's putting lip balm on. I walk in a sauna or whatever. He's sitting there by himself putting on lip balm.

• 1:27:43Speaker 01

  Where's this going?

• 1:27:47Speaker 01

  Do you have my interest?

• 1:27:48Theo Von?

  I didn't judge him. You know what I'm saying, bro? It's like,

• 1:27:53Theo Von?

  you know, it's, the sauna can be dehydrating. So anyway, the game, they're down three to one. With a minute and seven seconds left, they score. Okay.

• 1:28:04Speaker 01

  Two, two, three.

• 1:28:05Theo Von?

  Yep. Then with 1.7 seconds, the, the series is tied 3-3. Game seven, with 1.7 seconds, they score again. Take it to overtime. In the second overtime, they win the game.

• 1:28:17Speaker 01

  No way.

• 1:28:17Theo Von?

  Yeah, pretty unbelievable.

• 1:28:18Speaker 01

  Is that your team now? Wait, what were you going to tell me? That has nothing to do with what you said.

• 1:28:22Theo Von?

  Oh, how long do you want to live for?

• 1:28:24Speaker 01

  No, you said, I'm going to tell you a few things. Listen up.

• 1:28:26Theo Von?

  This is what I'm going to tell you. So first of all, they have different skin now, right? I believe that there's, in the future, this is our, I believe, for one of the last five years, we'll be wearing this skin. I believe they're going to come out with a. Material, right? Um, that will completely cover our skin. So it'll both preserve your skin, also allow your skin to breathe, all the things that it needs to do still with nature. But that it will become a new layer, right? That you will, probably will cover most of your body. That will preserve your skin. So I believe that you'll start to see that. So people will be able to technically look younger for longer.

• 1:29:05Speaker 01

  Right, but you'll never know because you won't see them.

• 1:29:07Theo Von?

  You'll never know because you won't really see them.

• 1:29:09Speaker 01

  You can't see their skin, but under there it does look better, but you just can't see it.

• 1:29:12Theo Von?

  Right, you just can't see it. And they'll just be like, hey, I look great. And then people will also be able to program based on that outer layer, what they want you to see them wear, right? So at a certain point, I don't know how we'll do it, but we'll start to have like, you know, glasses or contacts that will... So I can make everybody look like they're, we're in the 1900s today or something like that.

• 1:29:34Speaker 01

  Who decides? You decide what you want to look like or you, I can decide what you look like?

• 1:29:38Theo Von?

  I think you get to decide, the operator.

• 1:29:40Speaker 01

  Naked.

• 1:29:41Theo Von?

  You could, I guess you go naked, but it's not gonna...

• 1:29:43Speaker 01

  I would do, not, not you naked.

• 1:29:45Theo Von?

  Thank you. I would go, yeah, or somebody, you could do like everybody's eating ice cream, like Lenny Balls today. So you could get to pick and based on your eyes, everybody who has that skin, you could adjust it because it'll be able to adjust it. Does that make sense?

• 1:30:02Theo Von?

  This is the worst episode of my life.

• 1:30:03Speaker 01

  Don't say that, dude.

• 1:30:04Theo Von?

  Sorry, I'm sorry, dude. I'm breaking your heart, man. I'm sorry, dude.

• 1:30:08Speaker 01

  Don't say that kind of stuff.

• 1:30:09Theo Von?

  I just feel like I let you down today, man.

• 1:30:10Speaker 01

  Man, I don't think you did at all. I think it's a really good episode. I think you're gonna have to cut out a lot.

• 1:30:17Theo Von?

  I am. I'll say this, I'm excited about the Indiana Fever starting back.

• 1:30:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, how, have you kept up with, because we went to the game.

• 1:30:23Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:24Speaker 01

  We went and saw Katelyn Clark break the record.

• 1:30:25Theo Von?

  Dude, it was so great. And then the other day, she's back there, shoots a three from further back than the one we saw her break the record.

• 1:30:32Speaker 01

  And we were right there when she broke the record.

• 1:30:33Theo Von?

  So tough.

• 1:30:34Speaker 01

  Have you, have you been talking to Patrick?

• 1:30:37Theo Von?

  Yeah, Patrick and Connor, dude. Patrick came to see a show in Chicago a couple of weeks ago. It was pretty cool. He's there training for the NBA draft. Patrick McCaffrey. And then, so that was great. He came out and then, yeah, Connor and I have kept in touch.

• 1:30:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:30:50Theo Von?

  We gotta go see a game.

• 1:30:51Speaker 01

  We went to the Applebee's with them after.

• 1:30:52Theo Von?

  Oh yeah, it was so cool, dude. Dude, yeah, we gotta go see a game. Um, we went and saw one game, me and, me and Bizil went and saw a game. I don't know how, oh, it was, uh, Butler played against somebody and we all went and watched it, but it was fun.

• 1:31:06Speaker 01

  So you're a big Katelyn Clark fan?

• 1:31:08Theo Von?

  I'm a big fan.

• 1:31:09Speaker 01

  But but not an Andrew Riz fan.

• 1:31:13Theo Von?

  I I'm a Caitlin Clark fan.

• 1:31:18Theo Von?

  You had to cut that out of your episode.

• 1:31:20Speaker 01

  You died on that one.

• 1:31:22Theo Von?

  Bro, you see Shaboozie at that Met Gala?

• 1:31:24Speaker 01

  What was that? He looked like a pepper.

• 1:31:26Theo Von?

  Wow.

• 1:31:26Speaker 01

  Shaker.

• 1:31:28Theo Von?

  You look like a pepper shaker.

• 1:31:32Theo Von?

  Wow, yeah, that's a wild look, isn't it?

• 1:31:35Speaker 01

  It wasn't bad.

• 1:31:36Theo Von?

  Oh, no, I don't think it was bad, but I do. Do you think that there is a real truth? Because in a black culture, they start to say they dress a lot of black men up like women.

• 1:31:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've heard that. I don't know. That's true. They've dressed white guys up like women. Anyone who's trying to they dress those guys are everyone looks like women at the the Met Gala.

• 1:31:52Theo Von?

  That's a good point.

• 1:31:53Speaker 01

  Do you know what you think? Would you go to something like that? I've always thought about that, like, not that I would ever.

• 1:31:57Theo Von?

  If you and me went, I would go. I wouldn't go, uh, like with some publicity.

• 1:32:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, it feels weird. It's kind of like a weird type of like almost like celebrity worship where it's like too much. I don't know. It kind of weirds me out, to be honest with you.

• 1:32:12Theo Von?

  Yeah, I don't. It seems like a seance to me. It has seancey vibes to me a little bit. And I just wonder, like, yeah, there's something about it that has, um, seance type of vibes to me. Or whatever that's called, like when you meet in the woods or whatever and do something wild like that.

• 1:32:30Theo Von?

  Oh, dude, I'll tell you this one story. So we're at, we did some shows. We did like SEC, right? Some different places. We're at, uh, University of Arkansas.

• 1:32:39Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:32:40Theo Von?

  And Sam Pitt, we're leaving the gym, right? We get to go use their gym.

• 1:32:43Speaker 01

  I know Coach Pittman. He was at Carolina when I was there.

• 1:32:45Theo Von?

  No way.

• 1:32:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:32:46Theo Von?

  He's awesome, right? So we're leaving the gym and it's me and Amir Kay, this comedian that works with me on the road. And dude, so we're leaving and, um, we see this guy pull up in this car and it's Coach Pittman. And he comes over, he's like, what's going on, fellas? Starts talking to us. He's like, man, tell me about Bobby. And so I'm thinking, he's thinking about Bobby Kennedy Jr., right? So we start talking about Bobby Kennedy for like two, two minutes. Me, Amir's doing like an impersonation.

• 1:33:15Theo Von?

  Dear measles, ma.

• 1:33:19Theo Von?

  He's doing impersonation, everything. And he's, Coach Pittman's like going along with us. And then he goes, Bobby.

• 1:33:29Speaker 01

  Bobby Lee?

• 1:33:30Theo Von?

  He's like, oh, Bobby Lee.

• 1:33:35Theo Von?

  And I'm like, why do you listen to us for two minutes? Do horrible impersonations of RFK Junior? Just so he can go, "Bum eh."

• 1:33:46Speaker 01

  Did you get to hang out with Coach Pittman?

• 1:33:47Theo Von?

  Uh.

• 1:33:48Speaker 01

  Dude, he is funny.

• 1:33:49Theo Von?

  Dude, he talked to us for like 20 minutes. It was one of the highlights of our trip. That and, um, the Alabama players were so cool, man. We went there, just took us around their, uh, facility and stuff.

• 1:33:58Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:33:58Theo Von?

  They were super nice. Every place was cool, but they like, they just went out of their way, you know? Like, some of their best players, a lot of times the guys are too cool to do that type of shit, you know? But it was great, man.

• 1:34:08Speaker 01

  Did you get to talk to the new coach?

• 1:34:10Theo Von?

  At Alabama?

• 1:34:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:34:12Theo Von?

  No, we did not get to meet him. So I wish that we would have, but, but it was great though, just to get to go to some of the SCC places. And like you said earlier, it's like, they mean it at these, it's like, part of the deal.

• 1:34:23Speaker 01

  Alabama, yeah.

• 1:34:25Theo Von?

  And that campus is nice.

• 1:34:27Speaker 01

  It's the nicest campus.

• 1:34:28Theo Von?

  They said it's gotten way nicer because of the victories that they have.

• 1:34:31Speaker 01

  Hundred percent.

• 1:34:31Theo Von?

  Through the same years.

• 1:34:32Speaker 01

  A hundred percent. I think it's harder to get into Alabama now because of the football being good. Cause they have more people who want to go, so they can be, they can have like smart people down at Alabama now.

• 1:34:40Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:41Speaker 01

  Not that they weren't.

• 1:34:42Theo Von?

  No.

• 1:34:42Speaker 01

  But they weren't. Back in the day. I have an Appalachian State too, but where I'm from. Appalachian State won like three, uh, national championships in a row. And then they had so many more applicants after they beat Michigan.

• 1:34:52Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:53Speaker 01

  That they, that school went from kind of like, uh, just if anyone could kind of get into like a competitive school.

• 1:34:57Theo Von?

  Hmm.

• 1:34:57Speaker 01

  Like quadrupled their, their, uh, people who tried to, to go to App State.

• 1:35:02Theo Von?

  Damn.

• 1:35:02Speaker 01

  It's like a nice school now. But that Tuscaloosa has the best setup of any, cause I did that tour. When I first graduated, um, college, the first thing I did was like two years on the road, living in a bus. Going to colleges. Yeah. And just, we just went to every college and just partied. And that was my job for like two years. And Tuscaloosa is the nicest one. They got that perfect setup.

• 1:35:23Theo Von?

  Right.

• 1:35:24Speaker 01

  They got the stadium.

• 1:35:25Theo Von?

  Oh dude, we got to go out on the field.

• 1:35:27Speaker 01

  No way.

• 1:35:27Theo Von?

  We got to run out on the field, man. Yeah, it was crazy.

• 1:35:30Speaker 01

  You're kind of one of those guys that switch up, like you'll be, you were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I don't have a lot of faith in you at all.

• 1:35:37Theo Von?

  Well, remember, we went back there and they didn't really welcome us back, it felt like. You remember?

• 1:35:42Speaker 01

  No, because we couldn't find the field. That was not because they weren't welcoming us. We got lost.

• 1:35:46Theo Von?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 1:35:47Speaker 01

  We got lost for about forty-five minutes trying to find the field.

• 1:35:50Theo Von?

  I think I've just, I realize I'm an SEC, I'm just, I am an SEC guy, man. It's all I'd like to watch. It's the best.

• 1:35:56Speaker 01

  It's not even close. It's not even close.

• 1:35:58Theo Von?

  It's not, the rest of it should just, what are they doing it?

• 1:36:00Speaker 01

  Mm-mm. It's not even close. ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now.

• 1:36:04Theo Von?

  Yeah. Yeah. My favorite sport was always LSU basketball. Um, but, yeah, I think, you know, it's like, I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan. It's tough. I mean, SEC is so good. It's like you just, I don't know, you start to love it all, I think.

• 1:36:21Speaker 01

  They only have like thirteen sports. Where like Carolina, we had like thirty-three sports.

• 1:36:26Theo Von?

  Hmm.

• 1:36:26Speaker 01

  And so they just dump all that money, because only sports that make any money are men's basketball and football.

• 1:36:32Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:32Speaker 01

  All the rest of the sports lose money. And so if they only have thirteen sports, they can take all that money and just dump them right back into

• 1:36:39Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:40Speaker 01

  the, the good ones. Whereas you gotta spread it all out at like Stanford has like thirty-three sports. They got like fencing and fucking everything, you know?

• 1:36:48Theo Von?

  Yeah. Uh, transing.

• 1:36:53Theo Von?

  Transing is a sport? Things have changed, man. Uh, no, but there's nothing better than being like just loving the SEC, man. And living in Nashville is so great because you get, it's easy to get to a lot of the schools, man. It really is. Like, it's just a little bit easier. So like, um, that's been great, dude. Yeah, everything's been good, dude. We gotta go see an Indiana Fever game, though.

• 1:37:14Speaker 01

  That would be really fun.

• 1:37:14Theo Von?

  They got a, they're, they're, they're, they got a bunch of new players, too.

• 1:37:17Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:37:18Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:19Speaker 01

  When, when is their season? Is it now?

• 1:37:21Theo Von?

  May seventeenth, I think. It starts against the Chicago Sky. I'll be out of town.

• 1:37:24Speaker 01

  I would, are you gonna be there? No, you said?

• 1:37:26Theo Von?

  I'll be out of town, but I do want to go to a game soon.

• 1:37:28Speaker 01

  I feel like they play the Chicago Sky every game. Doesn't it feel like that?

• 1:37:33Speaker 01

  I don't know if that's just the only time they publicize that they're playing. But they play, every time I look, it's Angel Reese and Katelyn Clark. It's like.

• 1:37:41Theo Von?

  We gotta go up there, dude. They got some great new players. Sophie Cunningham. They got, um, Aaliyah Boston they got. Yeah, Dwyana Bonner they just got. She's new.

• 1:37:52Speaker 01

  Are they the top team in the league?

• 1:37:53Theo Von?

  No.

• 1:37:54Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:37:54Theo Von?

  They're ranked four or five to possibly take the title. Yeah. Dude, they got a squad, bro. They got some beautiful ladies on the team. Um.

• 1:38:03Speaker 01

  Where, where does, uh, Kay, uh, Katelyn Martin play? Is that her? Am I messing it up?

• 1:38:09Theo Von?

  Kate, oh.

• 1:38:10Speaker 01

  Kate Martin.

• 1:38:10Theo Von?

  Kate Martin. She plays for the Valkyries.

• 1:38:12Speaker 01

  The Valkyries.

• 1:38:12Theo Von?

  Expansion team out in the Bay.

• 1:38:14Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 1:38:15Theo Von?

  She's digging it.

• 1:38:16Speaker 01

  She, she was cool.

• 1:38:18Theo Von?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:38:19Speaker 01

  We should go to an Indiana Fever game. That'd be really fun. That'd be really fun.

• 1:38:23Theo Von?

  I hope they, I, I think, yeah, we gotta go back over there. And we gotta go to another SEC game, dude.

• 1:38:30Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:38:31Theo Von?

  That was fun.

• 1:38:33Speaker 01

  We should do another, we should do, have you thought, you asked me this at the beginning of the interview, but have you thought about doing like other stuff? Like, um, whether it's like video, I mean, obviously you're doing a lot of stand-ups, you're busy, but, and you're podcasting a lot, so you're busy, but like other videos type things?

• 1:38:46Theo Von?

  Yeah, I wanna make some, start thinking of something that to be a little bit more creative and do some new stuff, you know?

• 1:38:50Speaker 01

  It'd be fun.

• 1:38:51Theo Von?

  Yeah. I mean, you and I have always talked about it. We wanted to be those DJs, remember?

• 1:38:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:38:55Theo Von?

  Dang.

• 1:38:56Speaker 01

  That's still a good idea. It would, that would still crush. It would be really fun.

• 1:38:59Theo Von?

  Last night, we let.

• 1:39:06Theo Von?

  Bro, people.

• 1:39:12Speaker 01

  I reached out to some, uh, people about that, but we just never followed through on a lot of our ideas.

• 1:39:17Theo Von?

  Followed through on shit, man. God, bro, it'd be so much fun, dude. We're long-haired DJs out there.

• 1:39:25Speaker 01

  They don't do nothing, man.

• 1:39:26Theo Von?

  Going like that to the babes or whatever. They don't do.

• 1:39:27Speaker 01

  Anything.

• 1:39:30Theo Von?

  Diplo just came out with a fucking Christmas candy, dude. I'm like, they fucking can do anything when you're a DJ. It doesn't even matter. He's selling like urine from Jamaica or something that keeps lice out of your hair to a backbeat, you know?

• 1:39:47Theo Von?

  Dude, he's selling fucking bubble gum with a trap beat in it. It's like, he just, you know, people can do whatever they want, dude.

• 1:39:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, we should do, I would love to do something like, even if it's a one-off, not even like a series or something, just like something just weird and different and fun.

• 1:40:03Theo Von?

  Or get some AI to do something so we don't have to, we can do it, but just think about, think it up.

• 1:40:07Speaker 01

  Dude, even doing Drewski's show, like, we shot that for one week, but it was the most fun thing. One, because it was hilarious, but also just like, it was new and like a novel stimuli.

• 1:40:16Theo Von?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:16Speaker 01

  To just get out there and do something completely different.

• 1:40:19Theo Von?

  Yeah, I gotta go on more people's shows. I mean, even just doing Sunday the other day, I was like, man, I just, yeah, I just got so used to just doing this so much. And then you forget to go somewhere and, because then you're becoming interviewer, you don't become a person sometimes after a while.

• 1:40:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:40:32Theo Von?

  I think sometimes, you know, it seems like, but I don't fucking know what I'm talking about.

• 1:40:36Speaker 01

  Well, you do it right. I like how you, when you tour, at least you go, you go to like unique places in America. You're not going like Atlanta, Chicago. You hit those places, but you also go see, you've seen probably more of America than anybody. Because every weekend, you're in like the randomest city in the world.

• 1:40:50Theo Von?

  Yeah, we go to, well, I mean, we do, we do, man. I think we've been in like 150 of the top 200 cities size-wise.

• 1:40:56Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 1:40:57Theo Von?

  So you start to see a lot of great places. Wisconsin has some of my favorite places I never thought. Dude, a place I just went to in Indiana, Fort Wayne, Indiana.

• 1:41:09Speaker 01

  Nice?

• 1:41:10Theo Von?

  So nice.

• 1:41:10Speaker 01

  Is that your number one secret city?

• 1:41:13Theo Von?

  La Crosse, Wisconsin.

• 1:41:14Speaker 01

  La Crosse, Wisconsin. What's from there? I've never heard of that. Is that the capital of Wisconsin?

• 1:41:18Theo Von?

  Hmm, I don't know.

• 1:41:20Speaker 01

  Why do you say that? What's so cool about it?

• 1:41:21Theo Von?

  Just like, it seems like a perfect place to live. If you had an idea of a perfect place to live.

• 1:41:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, but when did you go?

• 1:41:27Theo Von?

  Storybook, I went in the fall, so it was right before Halloween. So like, all the trees had changed color and you could go up on the mountain right there.

• 1:41:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:41:34Theo Von?

  And all the trees were like changing colors. She had kids like walking around like the day before Halloween, like kids come from school with like their Halloween candy and like their moms were like busting them through the leaves, like the leaves were like, it was like all changed colors were on the ground. Moms were fucking secretly vaping while they walked their kid, tell them not to use drugs.

• 1:41:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:41:52Theo Von?

  And they're fucking just crushing vape off the edge.

• 1:41:55Speaker 01

  Wisconsin, have you seen the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin?

• 1:41:57Theo Von?

  I bet it's a lot.

• 1:41:59Speaker 01

  They love drinking.

• 1:42:00Theo Von?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:42:01Speaker 01

  That's the, it's the drunkest place in the world.

• 1:42:02Theo Von?

  Really?

• 1:42:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. And I made that up.

• 1:42:09Theo Von?

  Hey dude, you wanna hear stuff? You don't know if it's real or not. We talking to the Elvis Presley of bullshit today, guys. The one, the only Caleb Pressley, man. Thanks for just hanging out with me, dude. Yeah. Sorry, I don't feel like I was myself today, but I feel like I really honored you as a guest today, man. To be really honest with you.

• 1:42:30Speaker 01

  No. You, um, there is gonna be a really good episode out of this. You're just gonna have to cut the parts that sucked out. But I think we got a solid hour or in 15 minutes. And we probably had 50 minutes of bullshit.

• 1:42:48Theo Von?

  A lot of shit, dude. Well, Riley wouldn't tell us anything either.

• 1:42:51Speaker 01

  And yeah, it's like 10 of that, just Riley waiting on Riley to click a link.

• 1:42:55Theo Von?

  Still didn't get one.

• 1:42:58Speaker 01

  But no, that was good, man. It was great.

• 1:43:00Theo Von?

  It was fun. We gotta go see a Morgan show this year. We gotta do a lot of stuff. We just gotta do some stuff, you know?

• 1:43:05Speaker 01

  You're good about that, though, so we will.

• 1:43:06Theo Von?

  We gotta, yeah, we just gotta do something this year.

• 1:43:08Speaker 01

  We will.

• 1:43:09Theo Von?

  All right. It's a date.

• 1:43:11Speaker 01

  It's a date, bud. I love you.

• 1:43:12Theo Von?

  It's a straight.

• 1:43:16Theo Von?

  Okay, dude.

• 1:43:17Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 1:43:17Theo Von?

  Dude, you're gay, dude. I'm chill. Oh, my wife's calling. Caleb Pressley, ladies and gentlemen, Sunday Conversation. Uh, make sure to check it out. Go out and support him. Um, he's doing his own thing now, so that's what we gotta support. Uh, creators who are independent. Uh, thanks so much, bro. I love you.

• 1:43:35Speaker 01

  Thank you, man.