THE NAUGHTY ROBOT CHALLENGE! -You Should Know Podcast-

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• 1:09Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 144, the Christmas episode. Round of applause, please.

• 1:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:25Peyton Hardin?

  Merry Christmas. Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. If you're new here, or if you haven't already, you'll be below you see the subscribe button isn't pressed. You're wrong. If you look even more below that and you see that comment section is fulfilled with your name, guess what? Even more, go and fill that out. It is the Christmas episode of the You Should Know Podcast. So I just want to say Merry Christmas. Happy holidays to everybody watching. Y'all are family to us, so we are all celebrating this together. We love you, we love you so much. Let's keep expanding this family. Let's keep getting new cousins and sisters and brothers and little pets and dogs and gerbils and all that. So share this podcast with your friends. The best Christmas gift you could get for us is just sticking around, sharing this podcast with your friends and joining the Patreon, joining the Twitter, the Discord, the Twitch, shout out to everybody.

• 2:10Peyton Hardin?

  In the watch party, we love you so much. We are a couple of weeks away from YSK 2025. And you know, there's gonna be so many new things coming. We cannot wait to share this with you. We've been working really hard and I know that y'all have been waiting. We love you, we love you, we love you. Let's just get into it. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 2:34Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Go Camlin, go Camlin.

• 2:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Jingle bell, jingle bell.

• 2:46Peyton Hardin?

  Literally there's dust, there's dust flying up. Do you see that? Is something on fire? Dude, it literally was like dust like accumulating up.

• 2:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It got my nose though.

• 2:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. But Cam, happy Christmas episode to you, buddy.

• 2:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Merry Christmas to you, beautiful.

• 3:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, but you're not dressed too Christmasy.

• 3:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I kinda missed the memo. You told me, hey, just show up. I said, we doing something cool? You said, no, don't worry about yourself. I said, Peyton, I need to know, you said golf.

• 3:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I do have something for you so we can be matching for this Christmas episode.

• 3:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God.

• 3:19Peyton Hardin?

  I got you the same matching tree jacket. There you go.

• 3:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I like that.

• 3:24Peyton Hardin?

  Put it on, yeah.

• 3:25Cameron Kennedy?

  A matching tree jacket. Okay, okay.

• 3:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. Oh, the tag's still on it.

• 3:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, the tag's on. Slightly embarrassing, it's okay. You spin.

• 3:34Peyton Hardin?

  Go throw it on, throw it on. Yeah, let's see if you, how you look, bubba.

• 3:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God. I'm gonna be awfully warm.

• 3:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. That's what honestly I was thinking about. Whenever I was getting these, I was like, Cam sweats a lot and it's gonna be hot in the studio.

• 3:47Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I sweat a lot.

• 3:47Peyton Hardin?

  And you're wearing gray sweatpants. Oh, I see your little moose knuckles.

• 3:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 3:52Peyton Hardin?

  I see that little, you look good. And, and I got you a matching Christmas hat, a little Santa hat.

• 3:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well, this is where it might go downhill.

• 4:08Peyton Hardin?

  I got it right in your size.

• 4:14Peyton Hardin?

  Such a...

• 4:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's a good size for you.

• 4:22Peyton Hardin?

  What I... Now, what would you do if this still kind of fit snug? There you go.

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  There we go.

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  You look good. I saw that and I was like, "They do make inclusive hats."

• 4:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at me.

• 4:40Peyton Hardin?

  You wanna know what that's...

• 4:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I look like a hedgehog, like Sonic.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  You wanna know what that hat's actually for?

• 4:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 4:46Peyton Hardin?

  To house kittens.

• 4:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you... This is a kitten home? I got a kitten crib on my head. Are you kidding me?

• 4:55Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's so high in this.

• 4:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Look at me, look at me. Okay, it's good to know that this is too big.

• 5:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 5:01Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm gonna go in the back like that, so I still see in here.

• 5:03Peyton Hardin?

  But even better, Cam.

• 5:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 5:05Peyton Hardin?

  We don't even have to wear these hats, though.

• 5:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Why?

• 5:07Peyton Hardin?

  Because I found out before recording... We can turn into Christmas trees.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  You look like a Teletubby.

• 5:16Peyton Hardin?

  We can be Christmas trees, buddy.

• 5:18Cameron Kennedy?

  This is the biggest hat ever, so thank God.

• 5:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 5:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, God, this might not be good. You look...

• 5:28Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, you are.

• 5:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not, no, I'm not.

• 5:30Peyton Hardin?

  You don't have to look it.

• 5:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean, I look... I don't look good?

• 5:34Peyton Hardin?

  No. Yeah, you look like more of like...

• 5:37Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean?

• 5:39Peyton Hardin?

  What a... I can't say it.

• 5:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You should, though.

• 5:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like you have an expiration date.

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Like a patient?

• 5:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I look like... I look like the city came in and brought a potluck?

• 5:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like, like...

• 5:53Cameron Kennedy?

  To my floor?

• 5:54Peyton Hardin?

  Like Spider-Man's gonna come say hi.

• 5:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Like John Cena's creeping through the hallway right now.

• 6:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't say.

• 6:01Peyton Hardin?

  Well, Merry Christmas to you.

• 6:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Merry Christmas. Thank you, buddy. Thank you.

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  And, oh my god. How was, how was your week?

• 6:08Cameron Kennedy?

  This week, okay, can I get, can I directly, directly get into something?

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Cameron Kennedy?

  This episode that I've been sitting on and waiting for about four or five days.

• 6:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, is it, is it Christmasy?

• 6:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It is not Christmasy, but it's a story from hell.

• 6:23Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 6:24Cameron Kennedy?

  When I say that, it is nuts.

• 6:25Peyton Hardin?

  I love it. Let's, let's go, let's get into it.

• 6:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I'll speed up quick and then I'll tell details.

• 6:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 6:31Cameron Kennedy?

  So me and Liv had a baby appointment. We go to the baby appointment. There's a Chili's right around the corner. We always eat lunch there afterwards, talk about it. So we get to this Chili's. This is where this day became one we'll never forget.

• 6:42Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 6:42Cameron Kennedy?

  We get in this Chili's. It's like 2 o'clock on a Tuesday. No one's in the Chili's. So we're sitting down, ordering all this stuff, and this old man, like old, 84, it was his 84th birthday.

• 6:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it was his birthday?

• 6:55Cameron Kennedy?

  It was his birthday. And I heard him say that.

• 6:57Peyton Hardin?

  That's cute.

• 6:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Because he ordered a beer and the guy goes, "I'll need to see your ID," joking with him. He goes, "It's my 84th birthday." And I said, "Okay, this guy, he's, he doesn't care about jokes."

• 7:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:06Cameron Kennedy?

  84-year-old, his daughter, who's like 60.

• 7:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow.

• 7:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, and then her granddaughter, who's like 15.

• 7:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 7:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Four generations, we have four generations at one table.

• 7:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 7:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 7:18Peyton Hardin?

  We got slavery, and then we got segregation, and then we got inclusive. I got it. We got all of them here.

• 7:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. We got them all. We don't discriminate at Chili's.

• 7:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 7:30Cameron Kennedy?

  So it starts with, he, uh, they order chips and queso.

• 7:34Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 7:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Random shit, right? So their food comes out, like their dinner is ready. Waiter comes around, goes, "Here, I got some food for you." He goes, "Take it back."

• 7:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 7:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally, just like that. "Take it back. You see, we're still working on the chips. I don't want it yet. Take it back." And when that food comes out, it better be hot, or I'm sending it back again.

• 7:52Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, he's a bad person.

• 7:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he's a bad, he's an asshole.

• 7:55Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I give him grace.

• 7:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 7:57Peyton Hardin?

  84, you're on your way out. I'd be mean to him.

• 7:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, he doesn't care about anything.

• 8:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:00Cameron Kennedy?

  So the waiter literally is holding three meals and goes, and then his daughter looks up and goes, "You heard him?"

• 8:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  And I go, "These people suck."

• 8:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, bad.

• 8:09Cameron Kennedy?

  These people literally.

• 8:10Peyton Hardin?

  Whole family's horrible.

• 8:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Whole family sucks. And the little girl, she's fine. The whole story. She didn't do anything.

• 8:14Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 8:15Cameron Kennedy?

  So the food goes back. I kid you not, he goes like this. Waiter, waiter! In a Chili's. Yeah. Like, we're not in a saloon. We're not out in the nowhere. Yeah. This is Chili's, in the middle of Texas. Waiter! The guy comes up and he goes, "Now I said I wanted you to keep that food back there until we're done. Make sure you can keep it hot. Did you hear me?" Oh, no. He goes, "Well, yeah, no." And we're connecting booths to him. We're connected, they're directly behind us. He goes, "Uh, yes, sir, I did." And he goes, "All right. So like I said, when it comes out, it better be hot." And I'm like, at this point, me and Liv are looking at each other like, "What is happening? These are the worst people ever." Right. So then he finishes his beer. Again, he goes, "Waiter!" Like, he's not, he's not doing this, he's not waiting for him. Waving hand, yeah. There's no one in this Chili's.

• 8:59Cameron Kennedy?

  There's maybe, maybe 20 people in a whole Chili's. Waiter! Screaming, bro, like, just obnoxious. Guy comes back, he goes, "I need another beer. You see, it's empty." And I go, "This guy is the worst person ever." He's a tyrant, yeah. So then, they finish the chips. They, the waiter sends his boss. She comes back, she goes, "Are you ready for your meal now?" He goes, "Yes, we are. We're finally done with our appetizer." That's typically how meals go. Appetizers first, entrees second. And like I told you, boy, if it's not hot, I'm sending it back. And I'm like, you can only imagine me. They're literally, he's directly to my back. Like, I'm looking at Liv, he's looking at his daughter that way. I'm directly sharing space with him. Food comes back out, shit you not, the first thing, food comes out there, he literally goes, he goes, "I ordered six nachos.

• 9:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I ordered a half order of nachos." He goes, "Sir, we don't, we don't make half orders, so there's just 12. So every other restaurant, if I ask for six, they can give me six, but y'all can't?" He's complaining, he got more food for the same price. More food. Yeah. He goes, "I only want six." And his daughter looks up, goes, "Well, dad, just eat six and make them throw the other six away." Like, they're, they're the worst people ever, okay? Jesus. The whole time, this keeps happening. He takes a bite out of his nacho, and he literally, I'm gonna pretend this is the napkin. Yeah. Takes a sip of his beer, and he goes,

• 10:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And he stands up, he walks into the kitchen. He walks directly outside the kitchen and goes like this. With his hand, I'm like, what is he doing? He literally goes, because he's still chewing his nacho.

• 10:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:27Cameron Kennedy?

  And they go, sir, can I help you something? He goes, you got any salt? You got salt? I guess I'll season it myself. And we are, we are blown away. So then finally, and it's the same waiter, and he's like a nice, young twenties kid working at Chili's. So the waiter comes back to us and we go, dude, I'm sorry. Like, that is, you, you just know you're doing great. Like, you're doing great with us, great service. They suck, just go about your day.

• 10:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:51Cameron Kennedy?

  So then finally, the woman starts complaining about her meal. Something's wrong, she wants sliced onions instead of diced.

• 10:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And finally, they're still, they're just going in on this waiter. And Liv can't take it anymore.

• 11:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, she just can't do it.

• 11:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, former waiter.

• 11:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Her hormones, whatever, and she literally goes, y'all are just being rude.

• 11:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Out loud to the woman. The woman goes, mind your business.

• 11:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah!

• 11:11Cameron Kennedy?

  So then, I turn around and I'm looking at them both. And I'm just sitting there looking, and she go, and Liv goes, well, y'all are being rude. And she goes, you should just stay in your own booth and mind your business. Nobody was talking to you. And then the grandpa does this again, he goes, like, he's about to stand up. And I literally, it was, it was honestly, it's such a strange emotion.

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Because I was like, if this guy wasn't 84?

• 11:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 11:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Then stand up all you want.

• 11:35Peyton Hardin?

  And we're, we're gonna figure this out.

• 11:37Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna figure it out, but you're 84. I could, I could sneeze on you and you'd fall and crack your head. So I'm like, I don't know, I'm, I'm kind of lost. I'm like, I can't punch an 84-year-old or, or push him nothing.

• 11:48Peyton Hardin?

  You can't do anything.

• 11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  So then luckily, his daughter goes, dad, don't say anything to her. And he goes.

• 11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And then her and Liv just exchanged words for a little bit, and they're the worst people ever. So then they finally come out and she goes, my burger was awful. Y'all missed the mark on it. Service is horrible. You gave my dad too much food and he had to get his own salt. I think we're gonna never come back. And she, and they're still professionals. Could we take the bill off for you? Could, she goes, no, do you want another burger? No, but let me get a to-go box.

• 12:17Peyton Hardin?

  What is that?

• 12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  So you hate the food, but you want your leftovers? You wanna make sure you eat the rest of it?

• 12:23Peyton Hardin?

  Holy shit.

• 12:25Cameron Kennedy?

  So finally, she asked the little girl, she goes, "How was your meal?" Sweetest granddaughter, "Oh, it was perfect. It was great." And I go, "Yeah, that's what I thought." So that's awful. The Chili's, we go and apologize to them and we leave.

• 12:37Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 12:37Cameron Kennedy?

  And me and Liv are sitting there talking about it. What the hell did we just experience it?

• 12:40Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  And then on the way back, like back to outside the Chili's, I go in the bathroom. There's a guy on the phone, "No, I said it's in the fridge. It's in the fridge." Fridge, like excessively. And I'm pissing next to him. And I finally look at him and he goes, "He's about death of shit, ain't he?" And I go, "Uh, yeah." He goes, "Yeah, he's my old grandpa. He's on his way out." And I'm like, "What is happening?"

• 13:05Peyton Hardin?

  What is happening with old people then?

• 13:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Literally what is happening. We leave the Chili's on the way back home, German Shepherd, middle of the highway. And I'm not kidding. There's traffic. Oh, no, not dead. Fully alive with a pink harness on, but just strutting around.

• 13:17Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, he just got loose?

• 13:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Just strutting around. I'm assuming it's a she. Big old pink harness. German Shepherd.

• 13:21Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, highway like 80 miles per hour?

• 13:23Cameron Kennedy?

  80 miles an hour. We dead stop and I'm like, "There's not a wreck. There's no emergency vehicles. What's going on?" And then all of a sudden, this cute little German Shepherd just going through the, walking through the highway.

• 13:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no.

• 13:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And then when it passed, everyone sped off. And I was like, "I don't think we can ever go to that Chili's ever again."

• 13:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie. If that's happening, I'm staying home for a week. I'm not experiencing life.

• 13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  And all of that was in within like two hours. It was nuts.

• 13:47Peyton Hardin?

  Let's take an alternative route here. Old man stands up.

• 13:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I don't know. I really don't.

• 13:52Peyton Hardin?

  He comes to your table.

• 13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no. Cause he would have called Liv a word you can't say.

• 13:56Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, so he was a part of that else?

• 13:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah. No, he would have said something that no matter how much I didn't want to do something to an old man, respect your elders, all that nonsense.

• 14:05Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think, I don't believe in that.

• 14:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I mean, when they're like 40, 50, it's like, "You're a grown man. I'm a grown man."

• 14:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:11Cameron Kennedy?

  When you're 80, it's like, "I don't know. You could have served our country. I don't know, but that doesn't..."

• 14:15Peyton Hardin?

  That gives you an excuse.

• 14:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That gives you an excuse, but if he would have said a word that's unforb- if he would have said Voldemort, but the other version.

• 14:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 14:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I would have had, I would have had, what'd you say?

• 14:24Peyton Hardin?

  Noldemort. Noldemort.

• 14:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, the more.

• 14:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No, just kidding. If you would've said that, it would've triggered something inside of me. Don't know what had happened. Cause I don't, I don't wanna be that person.

• 14:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you would've had to.

• 14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 14:38Peyton Hardin?

  And that's, that's where I'm fine with it.

• 14:40Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you think I would've done in that position?

• 14:42Peyton Hardin?

  You, you, bro, you would've, I mean, luckily, the guy did not say a single word. So I kinda, I was just like, you know, she's not talking crazy to my wife. She's just saying, mind your business, like y'all being rude.

• 14:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 14:53Peyton Hardin?

  But as soon as, like, if it would've escalated more, and you would've been there, or I would've been there, we definitely, it would've been a verbal battle.

• 15:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I would've been.

• 15:00Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of verbal shots.

• 15:01Cameron Kennedy?

  I would, I would've literally been the most annoying person to be around. Like, I would've literally, like, brought my chair, or brought a chair right to their table. I would've done something to make them uncomfortable.

• 15:10Peyton Hardin?

  I wanted to say, uh, old man, I will.

• 15:17Cameron Kennedy?

  That can't stay, but that's what I wanted to say, if I'm being honest.

• 15:20Peyton Hardin?

  And that just sucks, cause we're in the holiday spirit.

• 15:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Holiday spirit.

• 15:24Peyton Hardin?

  Where are your dresses? Christmas tree, CJ's got bells on his chest.

• 15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Bluey.

• 15:27Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, a lot of people do suck. It's, it's bad.

• 15:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, it's annoying. And I don't know why. There's no reason. Be happy. Have a smile.

• 15:33Peyton Hardin?

  Am I gonna be a little bah humbug-ish right now, though, with what I'm about to say?

• 15:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I swear to God, you didn't speak English. You didn't just say something in American English. I don't know what you just said.

• 15:41Peyton Hardin?

  A little bah humbug-ish? No.

• 15:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What is that?

• 15:43Peyton Hardin?

  That sounded like a slur.

• 15:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That sounded slurry? That sounded like it carries a sentence.

• 15:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's, that's CJ's Christmas, so it's slurry.

• 15:52Peyton Hardin?

  CJ's Christmas is real slurry. A little slurry. No black coal in his, in his stocking. If we want something in there.

• 15:59Cameron Kennedy?

  It's coal, it's white as snow. Oh, no, seriously, what are you saying?

• 16:04Peyton Hardin?

  Bah humbug-ish.

• 16:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, I'm not even trying to troll you.

• 16:10Peyton Hardin?

  Bah humbug-ish?

• 16:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Bah humbug.

• 16:12Peyton Hardin?

  Bah humbug-ish.

• 16:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Bah humbug-ish.

• 16:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but bug-ish is my.

• 16:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What the is that? What is bom ha bug-ish?

• 16:22Peyton Hardin?

  Bah ha blast.

• 16:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's, no, no, you're not saying, you're not saying.

• 16:26Peyton Hardin?

  You've never been a kid.

• 16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  See, no, I'm not letting you do this.

• 16:28Peyton Hardin?

  Stop it, wait a minute.

• 16:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no, you're not, you're not back on your, oh, my family said it, can mud and this and mud and that. No.

• 16:33Peyton Hardin?

  I smell peanut butter.

• 16:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 16:36Peyton Hardin?

  You never.

• 16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  On Christmas.

• 16:37Peyton Hardin?

  Right? And you had a bad attitude on Christmas and an old white woman came up to you and said, bah humbug.

• 16:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, that's your problem there. One, my old white women, they stayed seated when I was opening gifts.

• 16:47Peyton Hardin?

  And couldn't see.

• 16:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And couldn't see, couldn't really hear too well. And second, I didn't have a bad attitude on Christmas because it's Christmas. You were an ungrateful swine and your grandma got up and said,

• 17:02Peyton Hardin?

  Just because she's German, doesn't mean she sounded like that.

• 17:12Peyton Hardin?

  You've never heard bah humbug?

• 17:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that's not fucking real.

• 17:15Peyton Hardin?

  Bah humbug is a word.

• 17:17Cameron Kennedy?

  What is, CJ, you heard of bah humbug?

• 17:19Peyton Hardin?

  CJ doesn't know anything.

• 17:21Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ knows, I'll get him out of here.

• 17:24Peyton Hardin?

  Bah humbug means you're like,

• 17:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Get it out.

• 17:29Peyton Hardin?

  Bah humbug means like, it's like the negative person on Christmas, you're being a humbug.

• 17:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 17:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm explaining it, quit asking.

• 17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What is a humbug?

• 17:37Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. What is the, what does green mean? Exactly, it's just-

• 17:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a color.

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  And humbug is an action.

• 17:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You just said it was a person!

• 17:45Peyton Hardin?

  It's a verb. What's a person place or?

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a noun.

• 17:50Peyton Hardin?

  I thought it was an adjective.

• 17:53Cameron Kennedy?

  And this guy got an English award? Adjective is describing something. That is a funny person. That is a big car.

• 18:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's a noun adjective. It's a noun adjective. It's a noun adjective.

• 18:04Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a bum humbugs.

• 18:06Peyton Hardin?

  A bum humbug is like a negative person on Christmas.

• 18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'll, I'll accept that moving forward, knowing it's nonsense.

• 18:11Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's 100% a real thing and everybody in the comments is gonna say it. You just didn't have Christmas spirit.

• 18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you said curmudgeons was real as well.

• 18:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 18:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Get your get back.

• 18:18Peyton Hardin?

  But I think that's because of redlining and all that.

• 18:22Peyton Hardin?

  Lack of resources.

• 18:24Cameron Kennedy?

  They just threw a word together. They said, we gotta go get off.

• 18:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Curmudgeons. That's so, oh, alright, bah humbug.

• 18:33Peyton Hardin?

  Bah humbug, I'm not a-

• 18:34Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not a bah humbug, Adam.

• 18:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I'm gonna be a little bah humbug-ish.

• 18:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, why?

• 18:37Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna be a little bah humbug right now.

• 18:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Why would you choosingly, willingly do that?

• 18:40Peyton Hardin?

  Because a lot of, like, I love Christmas. I love Jesus.

• 18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you about to say? You're about to get struck.

• 18:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna say, a lot of Christmas traditions are BS.

• 18:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, well now I agree. Now, now I'm on there.

• 18:52Peyton Hardin?

  I, I'm not gonna lie. A lot of people trying to force these Christmas, like, traditions on me, make me not wanna celebrate it. You know what I mean?

• 19:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, good morning. I wouldn't go that far.

• 19:02Peyton Hardin?

  Like-

• 19:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I just think some could be left out.

• 19:05Peyton Hardin?

  And, and it's a little bit of the way I was raised. My mom never had a small mannequin man on our mantle and said, "Hey, at night, he's gonna move." You know what I mean? That's stupid as shit. Elf on a shelf? How about sit him down somewhere else?

• 19:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Elf on a shelf is creepy.

• 19:22Peyton Hardin?

  It is so, why is that a thing?

• 19:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's very new, very new. It was, it literally was-

• 19:25Peyton Hardin?

  That's not new.

• 19:26Cameron Kennedy?

  It wasn't around when we were kids.

• 19:27Peyton Hardin?

  That's definitely around since the world is black and white.

• 19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Elf on a shelf has been around since the world is black and white.

• 19:34Peyton Hardin?

  Elf on a shelf is not new.

• 19:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Elf and shelf, elf on a shelf is, is relatively new.

• 19:38Peyton Hardin?

  What came first, the iPhone or elf on a shelf?

• 19:40Cameron Kennedy?

  iPhone.

• 19:40Peyton Hardin?

  You're crazy as hell.

• 19:42Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ, please fact-check that. You continue.

• 19:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, elf on a shelf's been a thing. But first of all, why? What does that mean?

• 19:47Cameron Kennedy?

  It sucks regardless. And then the people that go all out? They have it, they have it like trailing dust one day and the next day it's eating a box of donuts.

• 19:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 19:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, to hell with that.

• 19:54Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, a lot of y'all's kids are stupid. Cause who believes?

• 19:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, they wake up and they're like, "Ooh, there's an elf with a parachute." No, Christmas is on the 25th. That's when you're opening gifts. This elf isn't bringing anything but bad juju and demons.

• 20:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay, oh well, no.

• 20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  That's why I don't have it.

• 20:08Peyton Hardin?

  And, and I never believed in Santa. Maybe I'm this way because I never believed in Santa. I never did that because my parents showed me their early.

• 20:17Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, "I got you that. You like that bike? You think Mark? You don't think Santa or Jack, Nick, whatever his name is?" No, I, okay, this is, this is where we have a fundamental agreement. What does it say? It was in 2005. Hmm.

• 20:33Peyton Hardin?

  iPhones were not in 2005.

• 20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  2007, I was two years old. Anyway, relatively new for the world? Black and white?

• 20:39Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't believe that.

• 20:40Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 20 years old!

• 20:40Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't believe that. Maybe that's when it got commercialized, but it was underground scene for sure.

• 20:47Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't have no tree now, but this elf's gonna bring us-

• 20:49Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like when you do that.

• 20:50Cameron Kennedy?

  I need to stop doing that, I need to stop doing that. But, that's where we, that's where we're very different.

• 20:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 20:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I was a heavy Santa guy. Heavy Santa guy.

• 20:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but your parents never posed that threat, though.

• 20:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, didn't, wasn't scared.

• 21:00Peyton Hardin?

  You knew if somebody broke into your house, the police are gonna get called. Hundred percent. I knew if somebody broke into my house, there's a scene happening, like-

• 21:07Cameron Kennedy?

  There's gonna be something to mop up and you're gonna hear a loud, "Wah, wah, wah."

• 21:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, like, I knew that early. So I was like- Like, I was, I was asking, and first of all, we didn't have a chimney. So I was like, is brother coming through the window?

• 21:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Breaking the door down? I go, how does he have our keys?

• 21:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's exactly what I asked.

• 21:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I asked that one year too. I said, how does Santa get in? And then I think my mom's like, well, he's all, he's all knowing. He's all powerful.

• 21:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Santa, Jesus, mom? Oh, no. I said, so does he have a kid, like a big keysmith guy?

• 21:37Peyton Hardin?

  And then I asked my mom, I said, we got ADT, don't we?

• 21:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I was like, why is the alarm not going off? Can he seep through the walls?

• 21:43Peyton Hardin?

  He knows the password.

• 21:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Kool-Aid, man? Puts gifts, eats a cookie and leaves?

• 21:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And I was like, and, and my parents hated cookies. My parents are not sweets people. Like, that's why I'm not a sweets person. And so we, they'd never let me do the cookie thing because no one was gonna eat that. And, and, and my dog would have got to it. And if we, I woke up one morning, there's a dead lab because he had a chocolate.

• 22:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Merry Christmas. Malcolm's like, oh, that'd be so messed up. No, my fat ass, I'd make a whole roll of cookies. I'd leave Santa about two. I'd get about 11 down the pipe. I'd go lay down with a stomach ache. Wake up at 5 o'clock, go wake up my dad who just worked a 14 hour shift. Say, hey, Christmas time, presents time. And then we'd go there, I'd go, rah! And rip everything open.

• 22:27Peyton Hardin?

  My dad hated Christmas. My dad should have went to CVS before.

• 22:31Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, oh, no. He'd get up there, he'd watch me. Dude, did your, what'd you just say? What did you just say? You think my father

• 22:45Cameron Kennedy?

  doesn't want me?

• 22:47Peyton Hardin?

  There's been times.

• 22:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, for sure.

• 22:49Peyton Hardin?

  If you're waking up after 14 hour shifts, say, presents.

• 22:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I go, please, Christmas, Christmas. It's 5 o'clock. He got home at 2.

• 22:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And then you go, you go to the living room and then Lisa's like, Cam, look, Santa ate the cookies. You're like, no, Lisa, I was me.

• 23:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I go, no, I had a lot, mom. I had a lot. He actually took a one bite.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  No, dude, my mom always, till this day, as a 26 year old man, if I'm opening a gift, my mom's like this.

• 23:15Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "What'd you get, honey?"

• 23:16Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like-

• 23:16Cameron Kennedy?

  "Where's it from?"

• 23:18Peyton Hardin?

  I go, "Look, hold it." I'm Lisa, I'm like-

• 23:22Cameron Kennedy?

  She's like, "You gotta extend it though, like her."

• 23:24Peyton Hardin?

  "What's up, Cam?"

• 23:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, "Oh, I got this, this right here, ma, I got this."

• 23:27Peyton Hardin?

  My camera!

• 23:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, "Ma, no, it's this cool." And I hit it off every time. She goes, "Oh, oh, oh." Every, dude, every single Christmas.

• 23:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:36Cameron Kennedy?

  And I want, and one year, I finally, I was just like, "Mom, where are these pictures going?"

• 23:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 23:40Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, "Oh, well, they were on my old phone, but then I got T-boned and I, I lost that phone." I go, "So let's stop the tradition with the car wreck."

• 23:47Peyton Hardin?

  But you know what I-

• 23:48Cameron Kennedy?

  "Let's leave it in there."

• 23:48Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I do appreciate about my family's Christmas?

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm.

• 23:51Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't know if it's because Preston's touched, but, well, he is. He's got special gifts. He's, he's a great guy.

• 23:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He's fantastic.

• 23:59Peyton Hardin?

  But he's 6'4", 240.

• 24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  With a 50 watt?

• 24:05Peyton Hardin?

  And he's sitting crisscross applesauce.

• 24:09Peyton Hardin?

  I love him to death.

• 24:10Cameron Kennedy?

  With the 40 ounce Coors Light.

• 24:12Peyton Hardin?

  Preston at 8 a.m.

• 24:16Peyton Hardin?

  But Preston is the sweetest-

• 24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  "Oh, Merry Christmas, I spilled the coffee!"

• 24:23Peyton Hardin?

  Peyton wakes up, it's like-

• 24:26Peyton Hardin?

  But that, that is-

• 24:27Cameron Kennedy?

  An earthquake?

• 24:28Peyton Hardin?

  That's one of my favorite things though, it's because he is like a grown big man.

• 24:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 24:31Peyton Hardin?

  But he's like, he is very like, like-

• 24:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Dying in there.

• 24:34Peyton Hardin?

  I know, me too. He's like a very sweet soul, so he still wants to keep like the childhood of like-

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, Preston's fantastic.

• 24:40Peyton Hardin?

  So he'll sit crisscross applesauce on Christmas on the floor and like, he'll pass out gifts one by one and don't, don't try to open up two gifts at once.

• 24:48Cameron Kennedy?

  He'll say, "It's my turn!" Oh! He goes back.

• 24:56Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "Wait, wait!" You're sitting there, "Oh, oh, okay, okay, Preston." He's like, "Yeah."

• 25:02Peyton Hardin?

  One by one?

• 25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Thread by thread.

• 25:05Peyton Hardin?

  And it's so nice because a lot of our family gets us bullshit.

• 25:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I, I could see that.

• 25:09Peyton Hardin?

  We'll get some draws and Preston's like, "Oh!"

• 25:13Cameron Kennedy?

  He's like, "I've been needing this!"

• 25:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not gonna lie, there's a theory in my house that Preston has teeth on his gooch.

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  What the f- what does that mean?

• 25:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Because, bro.

• 25:33Peyton Hardin?

  What does that mean?

• 25:34Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that mean? Explain that now.

• 25:36Peyton Hardin?

  Because-

• 25:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mother and father are in on a theory that your brother has teeth on his t- There's no- what does that possibly mean?

• 25:46Peyton Hardin?

  Because in every pair of drawers he has, there's a hole in the same spot and he'd be biting them like- It's like some- like it's a cloth bandit. He might do that. It might cause an extra itch.

• 25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, I had- I had one pair.

• 26:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  That was- it was like it was just a sword swipe. It was like-

• 26:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, just wide open. My nutsack could just fall straight through it anytime I threw him away.

• 26:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 26:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Teeth on his gooch. No way.

• 26:11Peyton Hardin?

  What are some other Christmas traditions that are just awful?

• 26:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 26:14Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie. Can I say something about Christmas food real quick?

• 26:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You- now you watch your tongue. You absolutely watch yourself.

• 26:20Peyton Hardin?

  Cause it- isn't it just Thanksgiving food with a different layout?

• 26:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It's Thanksgiving part two with a couple differences. That's it and it's fantastic.

• 26:26Peyton Hardin?

  What's the differences?

• 26:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Watch your mouth.

• 26:27Peyton Hardin?

  What's the differences between-

• 26:28Cameron Kennedy?

  We don't have a turkey on Christmas. We only have a ham.

• 26:30Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of people have turkey on Christmas. A lot of people do tur-

• 26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all have turkey on Christmas?

• 26:34Peyton Hardin?

  I don't- my family doesn't. We don't.

• 26:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, turkeys, I- I believe it's from the-

• 26:38Peyton Hardin?

  Slavic lands?

• 26:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no. I was gonna say from the natives. There was a turkey bird. Took over and kinda- So we took that and said, "Ah, let's eat it. Let's eat it."

• 26:52Peyton Hardin?

  Like that mean something to you?

• 26:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You like that, right? I'ma eat it. No, but that's Thanksgiving. There's a turkey-

• 26:58Peyton Hardin?

  And that's not right.

• 26:59Cameron Kennedy?

  No, at all.

• 27:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's wrong.

• 27:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Not right. That's-

• 27:01Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, then why were you thinking about getting that Christopher Columbus tattoo?

• 27:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 27:05Peyton Hardin?

  You were.

• 27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm getting a Columbus tattoo.

• 27:07Peyton Hardin?

  That's your guy.

• 27:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not my guy.

• 27:09Peyton Hardin?

  You were like, "He fought for what he wanted and I wanna do that."

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He did and he did and now we can't change history, but that's not my guy.

• 27:15Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 27:16Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell?

• 27:17Peyton Hardin?

  I could've sworn you had a poster.

• 27:20Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, it's like a, like an album cover, it's like Mayflower. And it's like, with the parental advisory thing, he's like this.

• 27:27Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, every, this, this podcast might just have to move fully to Patreon, because we're, we keep toeing the line.

• 27:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, we've been, hmm.

• 27:34Peyton Hardin?

  But Christmas food is ass. Because it's the same as, like, it's Thanksgiving. Now, I told you to watch your tongue. I told you to watch your tongue.

• 27:41Cameron Kennedy?

  It's the same. So it's Thanksgiving ass?

• 27:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, but, but it's like, it's, it's the duplicate. It's a part two.

• 27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like a month later, you get the same shit again that you don't get for another 11 months after Christmas dinner.

• 27:51Peyton Hardin?

  But the good thing about Thanksgiving food is you wait a whole calendar year and you miss all that food for a year and you're like, I can't wait to have that food again. That's the magic of the Thanksgiving food. But then, the magic-

• 27:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Dopamine letdown.

• 28:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but the magic is gone whenever you're re- it's not the same. It doesn't hit the same when you're just waiting a month.

• 28:05Cameron Kennedy?

  It hits the same for me. It's so good. You get your second plate, you might take your walk through the neighborhood, you get your third plate, you go to sleep, and then a month later, you do it again, and then, it's, it's 11 months.

• 28:16Peyton Hardin?

  I hate having food conversations with Cam because-

• 28:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You won't win.

• 28:19Peyton Hardin?

  Because his family feeds him like a loose pig.

• 28:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, my back is big.

• 28:23Peyton Hardin?

  They put a, they put a bucket out and everything's in there and he's like,

• 28:27Peyton Hardin?

  and they're like, Cam, take a breath.

• 28:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, if my family fed me through a trough, that'd be, that would be, no, that'd be so messed. I do mix most things, though, on my plate.

• 28:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 28:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I'll kind of just,

• 28:43Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, that's disgusting.

• 28:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes or no, have you ever shoveled off a plate?

• 28:47Peyton Hardin?

  Shoveled.

• 28:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I've picked the plate up, bent it a little, like a big slice of pizza, put it on my mouth, and I use my spoon and I went,

• 28:54Peyton Hardin?

  I have absolutely never done that, or even thought about it.

• 28:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Big back activity, I guess.

• 28:59Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking of, like, froths?

• 29:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Froth-

• 29:01Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, what? Troths. The thing they feed pigs in?

• 29:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, trough.

• 29:05Peyton Hardin?

  I got emotionally attached to this, um, uh, what's it called? A cow that I saw online. It had a disease in the brain. I swear to God, it's dead now. Dead, dead cow. Chick-fil-A.

• 29:18Peyton Hardin?

  And so they would put like he would be so excited. It was like a dog, like a dumb dog and its eyes are big and a little loose. And it would, I remember it would have like a bucket, the, the owner would be like POV recording this thing and it put the milk right on like this little container to hold the bucket and the cow would go eye deep into the bucket, like whole head submerged in there and it eyes would open, this milk hitting it.

• 29:43Peyton Hardin?

  And then he'd be like breathe, breathe and he'd have to tap his head and the, and the cow would come up and look at him. And they'd go right back down, died. I think that disease made it do that.

• 29:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I bet the marbling on that steak was fantastic though. I bet that steak was fire. So much calcium. He had milk in his eyeballs.

• 30:07Cameron Kennedy?

  That bitch was, that was a hell of a wagyu. I'm kidding. That's sad. Why? Okay. I'm not gonna lie. The craziest part, you said his eyes were loose. You said his eyes were loose. What did the cow have?

• 30:18Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I don't know. It's some kind of brain disease. Which is not okay.

• 30:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not, and it's not, it's not funny.

• 30:24Peyton Hardin?

  It's not.

• 30:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I have a tooth pain. I'm holding one lip. It's not funny.

• 30:31Peyton Hardin?

  You ever seen a deer that's a little throat off? Those are, those are fascinating.

• 30:37Cameron Kennedy?

  It jumps to the side and shit and they're like.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And then it goes for that mega jump and it's like so bad. It's like, oh.

• 30:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh no. What's the dumbest animal?

• 30:50Cameron Kennedy?

  The dumbest animal?

• 30:51Peyton Hardin?

  Cause deer are definitely up there. You ever seen a deer get trapped and you let it loose and then it gets trapped in the same spot?

• 30:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, goats and sheeps too.

• 30:58Peyton Hardin?

  Those are dumb.

• 30:58Cameron Kennedy?

  They're very dumb. And that little stupid bitch that plays dead in the street. What's its name? Little son of a bitch, yeah. I hate possums. I don't know. I hate possums.

• 31:09Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 31:09Cameron Kennedy?

  One, I feel like they stink. Two, they're ugly. And three, their best defense is to play dead. Are you kidding me?

• 31:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, you ever, you ever been around a me-

• 31:17Cameron Kennedy?

  He just said possums are blind.

• 31:20Peyton Hardin?

  They're all blind?

• 31:21Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're not.

• 31:22Peyton Hardin?

  There's no way they're born blind? No, I've had a possum attack me. It knew exactly where I was at.

• 31:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what did you just say?

• 31:27Peyton Hardin?

  We had a-

• 31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  A possum attacked you?

• 31:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, we had a backyard possum. And it came after me one day. I didn't know it was there, it was at night. It's rabid.

• 31:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You need to answer this next thing very, very carefully. When you say "we" at a backyard possum, are you talking about the Hardens?

• 31:46Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's my family.

• 31:47Cameron Kennedy?

  You tried to domesticate a possum. How are you here and not on like Trailer Park Boys? How did you make it to that couch? Cause you collected snails, you domesticate possums, you thought ADT was saving Santa, you didn't believe in him. His brother, your brother has teeth in his gooch. How are y'all not like in like Transylvania? Like in a different timeline?

• 32:14Peyton Hardin?

  Well, no, it's not like I would try to leash it, but like I didn't want it to leave, so I put up barriers.

• 32:21Cameron Kennedy?

  So it was captive. So it was captive.

• 32:24Peyton Hardin?

  We fed him garbage and stuff. Like we like, I like loose bananas and stuff.

• 32:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You fed him. You fed him Mario Kart ammo and you think that this was a nice thing?

• 32:36Peyton Hardin?

  Because Malcolm loved him.

• 32:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Malcolm was probably foaming at the mouth on how he could eat him.

• 32:41Peyton Hardin?

  Probably, yeah.

• 32:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Every, what, dude, you, there's.

• 32:44Peyton Hardin?

  There was one point we had a turtle, a possum, baby rabbits and frogs.

• 32:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And snails.

• 32:50Peyton Hardin?

  And snails, all in the, in the backyard and Malcolm.

• 32:53Cameron Kennedy?

  That sounds like a nightmare. That literally sounds like a nightmare.

• 32:57Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 32:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Like you're sleepwalking and you open your eyes and it's like half a zoo is in a backyard.

• 33:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, it was like heaven for a dog.

• 33:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, for Malcolm, yeah.

• 33:05Peyton Hardin?

  And, and when Malcolm's happy, I'm happy until he started offing the squirrels and bringing them to the, to the back door and saying, here's a prize. I said, Malcolm.

• 33:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Look, look what I got you.

• 33:14Cameron Kennedy?

  They're just looking at you, just torn apart.

• 33:17Peyton Hardin?

  And I was like, Malcolm, that's Trevor.

• 33:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And then my dad had to get a shovel and put him in the recycling bin because he didn't want that in the trash.

• 33:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I buried my cat in a, in a paper box.

• 33:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you say that, yeah. Sammy with the liver.

• 33:29Cameron Kennedy?

  In the back, in the backyard, smelled like hell. Anyway.

• 33:31Peyton Hardin?

  Christmas.

• 33:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom, yeah, Christmas.

• 33:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom's too good of a mom.

• 33:38Peyton Hardin?

  How so?

• 33:39Cameron Kennedy?

  That is why you are who you are. Your mom is too good.

• 33:43Peyton Hardin?

  Why? Why do you say so?

• 33:43Cameron Kennedy?

  To her own default. She's allowing you to have possums

• 33:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  And snails

• 33:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:49Cameron Kennedy?

  And Jaws the Turtle

• 33:51Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 33:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And all this shit.

• 33:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:52Cameron Kennedy?

  She's allowing you to have posters of a wet, half-naked man in your room.

• 33:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 34:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Just everything. She's too good of a mom.

• 34:03Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 34:03Cameron Kennedy?

  She couldn't say no.

• 34:04Peyton Hardin?

  I yelled at her.

• 34:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Unless it was in public and you were going for a tour. She's like, "Boy", and then she'd pop you.

• 34:08Peyton Hardin?

  No, public she was very like, not having it.

• 34:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Private, you could do whatever the hell you wanted and thank God you're here with us and you didn't go the other route. Cause I'm telling you, you were close, dog. If you would've had a computer about three years earlier, you'd be behind bars.

• 34:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I was looking at Playboy on our family desktop.

• 34:24Peyton Hardin?

  Half Chub, right where my mom does work. And I didn't know about browsing history. And so she sat me down one day and she goes, "You know, you gotta be careful what you look at on the internet." And I said, "Oh, you've seen the Playboy."

• 34:37Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "They're all that [BLEEP]?" And then I found out they had a Playgirl.

• 34:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No. Wait, wait, wait. What? What? What? What are you saying?

• 34:54Peyton Hardin?

  And then I was comparing. And I said, "Aww."

• 34:58Cameron Kennedy?

  And you said, "Aww."

• 35:03Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Oh, man. Why never get like that?"

• 35:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I said, "Mom, when did boys stop growing?"

• 35:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, bro.

• 35:14Cameron Kennedy?

  "I'm gonna get taller, right?"

• 35:15Peyton Hardin?

  "They do look like goddamn LeBron on the front page." I said, "I can't compete."

• 35:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 35:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Oh, man.

• 35:22Peyton Hardin?

  Eight-year-old freedom and a computer. A lot can go wrong.

• 35:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, this is a story, so bear with me.

• 35:30Peyton Hardin?

  Uh-oh.

• 35:31Cameron Kennedy?

  My friends, I used to go to my friend's house. He'd have an older brother.

• 35:34Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 35:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And he'd have pictures, like, from magazines up on the walls.

• 35:38Peyton Hardin?

  Hot.

• 35:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 35:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:39Cameron Kennedy?

  And we would go in there, touch a nipple, and sprint out of the room. And one day...

• 35:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That was like, that was the game.

• 35:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That was it.

• 35:48Peyton Hardin?

  That was it.

• 35:48Cameron Kennedy?

  There was nothing more. Touch the nipple, run as fast as you could to his room, shut the door, act like you were hiding, rinse, repeat.

• 35:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That was it. So one day, we go in there, I touched the nipple, and I was the bigger kid.

• 35:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 35:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I touched the nipple, clear the doorway, I ran smooth over his mom. I ran directly over, like.

• 36:06Peyton Hardin?

  You look like Ray Lewis.

• 36:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Like Ed Reed. I literally was like. And she went, "Ah!"

• 36:29Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 36:30Peyton Hardin?

  Mary Crimble?

• 36:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No!

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no! No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 36:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh, stop, stop for me. You've shanked it, you've soiled it, you jumped on it last week, and you've stabbed it, you've poured power right on it, but it stopped for me.

• 36:48Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no. Okay, we'll take a break. We'll come back in a second. Okay, so the couch is completely destroyed.

• 36:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I am at a, I am at a lean.

• 36:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, this is bad.

• 36:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, this is bad.

• 36:59Peyton Hardin?

  But yeah, no, my mom didn't have a problem with the computer stuff until I made a friend on Club Penguin in the chatroom.

• 37:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm, Club Penguin is where, now that, you could have a, you could have a couple different friends you're talking about.

• 37:11Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that was Chris Hansen's recruiting process.

• 37:15Peyton Hardin?

  It was the Club Penguin chat. She was like.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You like pizza?

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  "Oh, Cam, your big back broke the couch."

• 37:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I know, bro. Damn it. I'm leaning, dog. I'm literally like so far, I'm like, yo.

• 37:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, your back's gonna hurt by the end of this, because you're gonna have to sit up.

• 37:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna have to be like, right here.

• 37:31Peyton Hardin?

  But, in the spirit, in the spirit of Halloween.

• 37:36Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 37:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm lost, dude. I need a nap.

• 37:42Peyton Hardin?

  In the spirit of Christmas, right?

• 37:44Cameron Kennedy?

  In the spirit of Halloween.

• 37:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, I'm going, I need a break.

• 37:50Peyton Hardin?

  You said it, you said it so, so genuine though. In the spirit of Halloween.

• 37:56Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 37:57Peyton Hardin?

  In the spirit of Christmas, right?

• 37:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's hear it.

• 37:59Peyton Hardin?

  Christmas is all about warm feeling, good people, being nice to your neighbor, thinking outside of yourself, right?

• 38:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 38:05Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go to the opposite of that, the worst people in the world.

• 38:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 38:08Peyton Hardin?

  I want to talk about three different type of people, right? That are absolutely just mean and cranky and bah humbug for no reason.

• 38:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Christmas carolers.

• 38:18Peyton Hardin?

  No, oh my god. The worst, we talked about that last year.

• 38:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't sing at my doorstep. Get out of here.

• 38:23Peyton Hardin?

  I kinda like it.

• 38:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It's in Texas, it's 63 outside.

• 38:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, I know you're hot.

• 38:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Get out of here.

• 38:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What did you say?

• 38:32Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know. He said, I can't know where.

• 38:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That scared me, to be honest. It's always silent.

• 38:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:42Peyton Hardin?

  Let's rank these three, right?

• 38:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 38:43Peyton Hardin?

  Three people that are just so mean and anti-Christmas.

• 38:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I'm ready.

• 38:47Peyton Hardin?

  TSA agents.

• 38:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, bro.

• 38:50Peyton Hardin?

  Post office workers and people that work at the DMV. The three meanest people in the world.

• 38:57Cameron Kennedy?

  As soon as you said TSA and post office, I said DMV's on you. Okay, shit, okay. So, one is the worst meanest.

• 39:05Peyton Hardin?

  One is the worst.

• 39:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Three is the least out of the three, and then we're gonna dive into it.

• 39:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but let's, let's just, I think we can all agree.

• 39:11Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a clear cut number one.

• 39:13Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. You say it first.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's say it at the same time, because it's clear. If you say it wrong, I'm, I know.

• 39:18Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 39:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Three, two, one.

• 39:20Peyton Hardin?

  TSA, okay, good, we're good.

• 39:21Cameron Kennedy?

  TSA is, is, and it sucks, they get a bad rep, but they, you don't own me. You don't own the plane. You clock in on a pad.

• 39:31Peyton Hardin?

  I got him going again.

• 39:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And you protect our country, and I appreciate it, but that's it.

• 39:36Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, yeah, I remember you went on this rant about that, right? We can all agree they're bad, I don't make eye contact with them. It's like, hey, search me, let's move it on, right? Don't yell at me where my laptop and camcorder go.

• 39:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 39:47Peyton Hardin?

  And don't throw my bag, don't throw my bag.

• 39:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, don't even touch my bag, don't touch my bag unless you have to. It goes through a machine, it scans it, you use a little knob, I have nothing in there, go to the next person.

• 39:57Peyton Hardin?

  What's your second worst? Second meanest out of those three?

• 40:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I got mine.

• 40:03Peyton Hardin?

  Say it. No, just say it.

• 40:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Just say it?

• 40:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 40:06Cameron Kennedy?

  DMV.

• 40:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, that's gonna be a popular opinion one, DMV.

• 40:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not?

• 40:11Peyton Hardin?

  Post office.

• 40:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You're posty?

• 40:12Peyton Hardin?

  Have you ever been to the post office in the middle of the day?

• 40:15Cameron Kennedy?

  See, I don't really ever go. I only go when I go with you.

• 40:18Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, hey, there's so many rules here and I don't understand it, right? I get there's a long line. I don't know how this works. Stop yelling at me.

• 40:27Cameron Kennedy?

  It's 2024 and I'm standing in a post office. This isn't the back of my hand. I don't know your rules.

• 40:34Peyton Hardin?

  And it's, and it's, you, post office are awkwardly quiet. It's like a dentist waiting room.

• 40:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's like a morgue.

• 40:39Peyton Hardin?

  And you got this ex felon behind the counter screaming at me in front of everybody. It's like, brother, I get it. I get it. But I'm just trying to mail this letter out to my grandma with cancer in Wyoming.

• 40:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 40:55Peyton Hardin?

  It's like you don't have to yell at me.

• 40:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So true, though.

• 40:57Peyton Hardin?

  Like, these are funeral invites in here.

• 41:01Peyton Hardin?

  And you're screaming at me because the stamp isn't on the right, so I don't know where to buy stamps.

• 41:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't even know what mail is anymore. I have an iPhone 16.

• 41:10Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, I go, I go up for the P O box for the Usual Podcast, right? Link in the description. Actually, we're getting a new one because I'm leaving that one.

• 41:19Peyton Hardin?

  I go up there. The key doesn't work, right?

• 41:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, my God. Oh, I've seen this in person.

• 41:23Peyton Hardin?

  He doesn't work.

• 41:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Too, too many times.

• 41:25Peyton Hardin?

  There, I, now I'm confused. I can't go up to the ex felon. He's yelling at this old white lady with Lulu.

• 41:29Cameron Kennedy?

  He's about to fight. He's gonna fight.

• 41:32Peyton Hardin?

  And then so I'm like, I'm waiting and they say a service door. There's a service door with a little peephole and like a half window on it.

• 41:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a half door. Yeah, I don't like half doors.

• 41:40Peyton Hardin?

  LEDs don't work on this, on the, on the ceiling, right? So it's dark and there's a little flicker and there's like an ooze on the wall. It's so strange.

• 41:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Very quiet, very quiet.

• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like, there's a doorbell.

• 41:52Peyton Hardin?

  I hold it. I'm waiting for 20 minutes. No one comes. That was the loudest sound I've ever heard. You know that somebody's here.

• 41:59Cameron Kennedy?

  There's a siren in here.

• 42:01Peyton Hardin?

  I ring it again.

• 42:03Peyton Hardin?

  Another felon comes up to the, I'm like, did y'all recruit from the state penitentiary? What's going on? I'm like, can we get some customer service in here?

• 42:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally opens door. He's like, what you need? Something like that. I go. I'm sending this out.

• 42:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know if you can make the jokes.

• 42:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Well.

• 42:21Peyton Hardin?

  And so he's like, there's this, there's this lady and she goes, what? And I'm like, uh, key don't work. And she's, you talk to Mary?

• 42:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Who?

• 42:31Peyton Hardin?

  Who the is Mary?

• 42:33Cameron Kennedy?

  And is she that accessible? Is she just walking around?

• 42:37Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, is that like the neighborhood, like fixer upper? Like we are supposed to know?

• 42:40Cameron Kennedy?

  She's just the AI. I go, Mary, my key, like.

• 42:43Peyton Hardin?

  And then she was like, did you pay your bill on time? And I go, I think so. I don't know. It's on reoccurring. So I'd hope. And she goes, what's your name? And I go Peyton, but the thing might be under you should know podcast. She says, why? I'm like, do you want the story? I'm like, we have a podcast. We have our fans send stuff here. And she goes, is it gonna be a lot? I go, hey, rude motherfucker. I go, I don't know.

• 43:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 43:12Peyton Hardin?

  And she goes, wait, slams the door back on me. I'm waiting for another 20 minutes. She opens it back up. What?

• 43:21Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, wait right there.

• 43:24Cameron Kennedy?

  It goes and you go.

• 43:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. And then, um, the, and then the, and then the felon from behind the counter that's on the other counter is like, Hey man, did you pay your bill? And I'm like, now we're talking about finances and the line of 30. What if I didn't?

• 43:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. You don't, you don't have to know that, sir.

• 43:40Peyton Hardin?

  She starts walking toward me. And so she brings back envelopes and stuff. She goes, yeah, you need to fix that. She, you gotta talk to Mary. Who the is Mary?

• 43:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Where is she? Do you have a number? Where is Mary?

• 43:51Peyton Hardin?

  And then she, she hands the key to me. It's like, there's another key for like the bigger packages. And she goes, you know how this works? And I go, think so. And she goes, okay, well, this is the last time we're doing this for you. And I said, I said, hey, I didn't make you work here or go to prison.

• 44:10Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't commit those crimes. I didn't fill out your application. I am not you, so be nice. Last time we're doing, your key isn't working in your box and I'm the problem.

• 44:24Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. So, post office, I think they're the meanest. The only thing with the DMV, the DMV is more ruthless.

• 44:30Cameron Kennedy?

  And people stink.

• 44:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, they do honestly smell like tartar sauce.

• 44:34Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like the day you gotta go to the DMV, people are just like, ah, fuck, and they don't even shower.

• 44:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 44:38Cameron Kennedy?

  They just like get out of bed and crawl to the DMV.

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  Let me be honest. Okay, I understand it is my responsibility to bring the things I need to the DMV. I get that.

• 44:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 44:47Peyton Hardin?

  But sometimes it is not clear what I need to bring to the DMV.

• 44:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Factual.

• 44:51Peyton Hardin?

  You ever had it, you go to the DMV, you have a ticket, right? And it says your number four, like we're playing goddamn bingo. It's like number four, three, seven, go to this window. I've been waiting for two hours, right?

• 44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 45:00Peyton Hardin?

  And they go, what are you here for? License renewal, whatever, I'm talking registration, whatever. They'll be like, did you bring the things you're supposed to? I'll put down what I brought, right? They go, you missed something. Go home and get it. I'm like, I've been waiting for two hours, like, I can't do anything for you. I'm like, you can make some shake.

• 45:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 45:22Peyton Hardin?

  You can look some up. You got the database of the Texas on here.

• 45:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Travis, it is, you've worked here for 10 years minimum. Help me out.

• 45:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, I didn't know I was supposed to bring that. And they're like, make a new appointment, try again tomorrow. Hey, I'm gonna be riding dirty as shit before I come and wait another two hours in this cell block.

• 45:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, that, and that is why, that's why the DMV is worse for me, because of the duration you're there. I, I don't think anyone, if you've had a good DMV experience, leave in the comments, have you ever, ever in your life, in, got what you needed, done, and out in an hour?

• 45:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, never, never.

• 45:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Two hours?

• 45:58Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe.

• 45:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe. My typical DMV visit is like two and a half hours.

• 46:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 46:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And it's, I mean, that is, that doesn't sound like a lot in terms of a day, like, that is a significant amount of time blocked off.

• 46:08Peyton Hardin?

  You can't plan meetings.

• 46:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that is a significant time blocked off.

• 46:12Peyton Hardin?

  Last time I went to the DMV, they said, go to a different one.

• 46:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, so hey. No! Like, I'm already here! I'm not leaving, bro!

• 46:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, no, not at all.

• 46:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, and the amount of... And again, I get it, but how many times do I have to prove I'm me? You have my water bill, you have my diploma, you have my literal license from y'all, but now because the date's off, it's not valid?

• 46:40Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, it... I honestly think-

• 46:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Have you ever thought about that? What type of shit sense does that make?

• 46:44Peyton Hardin?

  It's like I'm not me anymore?

• 46:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not me because it's expired? That's why I'm here, to get a new one! This is me, look! What the hell?

• 46:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie though, Cam, you gotta change your ID photo.

• 46:55Cameron Kennedy?

  No, my ID picture's bad.

• 46:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it looks like-

• 46:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't have a single hair on my face, and I...

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, it's like, with that picture...

• 47:08Peyton Hardin?

  And that might be too far. And it might be. Merry Christmas.

• 47:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh yeah, no, I have to, but... What the hell was that? What are you about to touch? What are you about to touch?

• 47:22Peyton Hardin?

  What are you gonna say?

• 47:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you touching on me? You just, you reached from six feet away, you said-

• 47:26Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, no, I was-

• 47:28Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 47:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You're asshole!

• 47:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Is he about to shit himself? He ran, holding his butt. I pray to god this stays in. Peyton just got up, didn't say a single word, cupped his bun, and sprinted out of our studio.

• 47:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Dog, he almost shit himself!

• 48:00Cameron Kennedy?

  In the history of this podcast, I've never seen him do that.

• 48:08Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 48:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, you are absolutely not gonna say another word on this episode until you explain to the world what you just did.

• 48:15Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, it's bad.

• 48:16Cameron Kennedy?

  With 100% truth.

• 48:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, last night, right? What's my least favorite kind of, type of food?

• 48:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Pasta.

• 48:23Peyton Hardin?

  And what did I get last night?

• 48:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, why would you do that?

• 48:25Peyton Hardin?

  Don't know, it looked good on the DoorDash.

• 48:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You got pasta last night.

• 48:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, spaghetti.

• 48:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Knowing you're lactose, and knowing noodles make you gag.

• 48:33Peyton Hardin?

  What does lactose have to do with noodles?

• 48:36Cameron Kennedy?

  The sauces, what kinda sauce you get?

• 48:37Peyton Hardin?

  Marinara.

• 48:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Nevermind then.

• 48:39Peyton Hardin?

  It was spaghetti. It was spaghetti with giant meatball was the name of the meal.

• 48:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Giant meatball?

• 48:45Peyton Hardin?

  It was the fattest meatball in the world, it was just sitting on top of it.

• 48:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 48:48Peyton Hardin?

  And I waited like 3 hours to eat it. I ordered it and I was working, you know I get when I work, I'm literally like so locked in? And it was just sitting there, and then I was like, oh, I am starving. And then so I started eating a cold pasta, and then literally 30 minutes after, the worst case of bubble guts, it's like you're pouring a gallon water bottle out of my bung. Straight into the toilet. And then...

• 49:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know those stink like hell.

• 49:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and then so I had to go to, I had to go to Target to get these, right? And so I went to Target and I was like Sprite helps me calm down my tum tums. So I got a Sprite and then, I was walking past the chip aisle and I was like, a good chip would help settle me too, but I got the wrong chip.

• 49:29Cameron Kennedy?

  What'd you get, you should've got like Lay's.

• 49:31Peyton Hardin?

  Tawkes.

• 49:33Cameron Kennedy?

  So your stomach's already on tins and you decided to give it fire?

• 49:37Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and so then I showered, cleaned my butt, and I laid in my bed, chugged a Sprite, and I got the big Sprite too, like the gallon, or like the liter one. And then I ate a family-sized Tawkes while, while watching Ozark. And then I, and then I went immediately to sleep because the spice was so bad, and then I woke up and it felt like there was a brick in my stomach. And so I woke up this morning violently defecating. And then I've come here. I came in here, had a coffee. And so I, and then, that's why this quick spurt of energy, I was like, oh, something just happened. And I was gonna fight through it, but you called me out, and then I felt a little gush in the tush.

• 50:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait, did you?

• 50:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. Not that I could tell, it's dimly lit in that bathroom, so I couldn't really tell. If you start getting a little smell, that's my anus.

• 50:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you'd be able to tell off feel, not even sight.

• 50:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 50:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Is your ass currently wet?

• 50:30Peyton Hardin?

  Well, it could be sweat, or defecation.

• 50:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, there's different wets.

• 50:33Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-mm, not with me.

• 50:34Cameron Kennedy?

  One's gonna feel like mud, and one feels like it's been a hot day.

• 50:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but then you gotta get to the bed of hair.

• 50:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You need, you need, I, I give you permission, from now on, when you go through those moments, to call me, for guidance.

• 50:54Peyton Hardin?

  I don't like talking when I poop. You call me a lot when I poop and I don't answer.

• 50:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Not during your shit, not during your shit. Say, "Hey, my stomach's in hell right now, what should I get?" And I'll direct you. You need a life partner.

• 51:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, you're bad when you're shit.

• 51:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone that doesn't allow you to buy a 2-liter of Sprite, and a family-sized Takis, when you're already shitting on yourself.

• 51:08Peyton Hardin?

  The Sprite was a good move, it helped calm the tum-.

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  2 liters is not.

• 51:11Peyton Hardin?

  Too much.

• 51:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Way, way too much.

• 51:13Peyton Hardin?

  Overcompensation.

• 51:14Cameron Kennedy?

  High, high overcompensation, and then Takis. My stomach's fucked up, let's throw some fizz in there, and then some fire on top, see if it fixes it.

• 51:22Peyton Hardin?

  Let's talk about something going on in the world. Have you seen this?

• 51:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Have I seen what? You said, "Let's, let's talk about something going on in the world." Have you seen it? What? What are you asking me?

• 51:34Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen the dr-

• 51:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, your nose just turned green, when you left. It turns yellow and green, like it's bruised.

• 51:40Peyton Hardin?

  I think you're colorblind.

• 51:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not cock-eyed or colorblind, your shit was yellow.

• 51:44Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you are cock-eyed and bold, like-

• 51:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not.

• 51:46Peyton Hardin?

  If you were a dog, they would've put you down.

• 51:48Cameron Kennedy?

  If I was the runt?

• 51:50Peyton Hardin?

  If you were a-

• 51:50Cameron Kennedy?

  If I was a dog, I was the runt?

• 51:51Peyton Hardin?

  If you're a racing horse, they would've taken you out. Old Yeller style, back of the barn. Inhumane.

• 51:57Cameron Kennedy?

  But I'm not.

• 51:58Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, I can't say that.

• 51:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Very humane, cuz I am humane.

• 52:00Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe Patreon, I could tell what my dad's coworker did one time. He's in jail now for it, but it happened. Just know it involves... A lot of tarp-

• 52:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No, let's wait on Patreon.

• 52:10Peyton Hardin?

  A lot of tarp in the house.

• 52:13Cameron Kennedy?

  In the house?

• 52:14Peyton Hardin?

  And a pillow.

• 52:17Peyton Hardin?

  Not funny. But, he got his, he got his-

• 52:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop it!

• 52:21Peyton Hardin?

  He got his curmudgeons, he's in jail.

• 52:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 52:27Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay, we'll talk about it later. Have you- Kinda. Have you seen this, right? Have y'all seen the drones that have just been infiltrating the sky in America?

• 52:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I have.

• 52:38Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, insane.

• 52:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Insanely creepy, scary.

• 52:41Peyton Hardin?

  Not creepy at all, to be honest, so cool.

• 52:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Why do you think that's- see, that's the type of shit pisses me off about you. There's like, not necessarily tragedies, but there's shit that could go south, you're like, dude, this is raw!

• 52:51Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, cuz what are we sup-

• 52:52Cameron Kennedy?

  This is sick!

• 52:52Peyton Hardin?

  What are we supposed to do?

• 52:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Be afraid.

• 52:54Peyton Hardin?

  Of what?

• 52:55Cameron Kennedy?

  There's drones in the sky!

• 52:57Peyton Hardin?

  That's, that is so cool.

• 52:59Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you- there's no kill streaks, this isn't Call of Duty, this is real life, there's drones in the sky.

• 53:04Peyton Hardin?

  And the fact that there's festive drones.

• 53:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they're not festive.

• 53:07Peyton Hardin?

  There's like, there's like sphere ones that are just roaming around in the sky, making light.

• 53:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Aliens, corrupt government, no matter what it is, it could be scary and bad for us.

• 53:16Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, watch this though, did you already know, prior to you knowing about the drones, did you know there's already aliens?

• 53:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't fully know. I would assume, but I don't fully know.

• 53:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no, did you know the government's already corrupt?

• 53:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Hundred percent.

• 53:26Peyton Hardin?

  So what's the big hoopla?

• 53:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Cuz now we're seeing it, now we're seeing it in front of our eyes.

• 53:30Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's like, your favorite character in a TV show, you already knew he was gonna get caught, that's Mike Ross in suits. You knew he was gonna get caught, but when he got caught-

• 53:38Cameron Kennedy?

  It was sad!

• 53:39Peyton Hardin?

  It was cool though, now we get to see what's about to happen.

• 53:41Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not, why do you think this is cool?

• 53:43Peyton Hardin?

  Because, bro, think about it, it's not, it's not another country infiltrating us, you know, you know the US government. If that was another country, that would've been sawdust in the sky by now. You gotta know, it's definitely the aliens, one of the aliens in the ocean got loose.

• 53:57Cameron Kennedy?

  So why are we not taking it down?

• 53:59Peyton Hardin?

  Because we haven't found him!

• 54:00Cameron Kennedy?

  We're letting Godzilla sit in a sphere up in the sky, we're just letting him fester.

• 54:04Peyton Hardin?

  No, the alien, the aliens aren't the drones, the aliens somewhere in Michigan right now, roaming around in a forest, hiding.

• 54:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You think he's just running around, like little, like little guy, just running around, and that's what those are up there trying to find him?

• 54:15Peyton Hardin?

  This is my theory, right? Well, this is my theory. The aliens are in the ocean, we've been on that, I called that out a year ago, the drones were in the ocean, monitoring these aliens.

• 54:24Cameron Kennedy?

  So they're waterproof?

• 54:25Peyton Hardin?

  Water drones. You know what I mean, Shark Boy and water drone.

• 54:30Peyton Hardin?

  So, they were down there watching it, one of the little aliens got loose, and I'm headed to shore.

• 54:35Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Where's Lilo?"

• 54:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'm running after him. Right, then we freaked out. Oops, we fucked up. One of the aliens are out.

• 54:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Send them up.

• 54:44Peyton Hardin?

  They just left Panama, Michigan. I don't know.

• 54:46Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 54:47Peyton Hardin?

  They're heading towards Eight Mile. We gotta protect Eminem. So then 10,000 drones just lifted out of the ocean and now

• 54:54Cameron Kennedy?

  frightening.

• 54:55Peyton Hardin?

  And there's just surveillance. We're trying to find this alien. Isn't that so cool, knowing there's just an alien right now in somebody's backyard?

• 55:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely not. What if it was in your backyard? How cool would it be then? If it was in blankety-blank, you know your address, if you just looked outside and he was just like this, he was like, and just pointed at you.

• 55:14Peyton Hardin?

  And I'd be like.

• 55:14Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you do? You would point back to him?

• 55:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'd be like, I'd be like, what's your name?

• 55:20Cameron Kennedy?

  If an alien was in your backyard, you're gonna ask him his name.

• 55:24Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, if I have an alien in my backyard.

• 55:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Your time's done.

• 55:28Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's my buddy. We're, we're running the world together.

• 55:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You would open your door. You'd open, you'd open your door for an alien.

• 55:35Peyton Hardin?

  I'm his agent at this one. I'm taking 10% of everything he owns.

• 55:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, next week, we're gonna get you on New York Times. All right? You gotta say something. We're gonna get your PR trained. Don't worry. He's just like, do you know how many TikToks I'm gonna film with that alien?

• 55:48Peyton Hardin?

  Give me heads.

• 55:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He's sitting there. Mop, mop, mop. He's like, mop. Mop, he's a freak.

• 56:00Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, that's gonna be so sick.

• 56:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, drone. You think these drones are so cool. They're on the East Coast. What if they were in Dallas? What if there was a drone above you, your neighborhood?

• 56:10Peyton Hardin?

  I'm getting.

• 56:11Cameron Kennedy?

  And it was sitting there.

• 56:13Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, I'm getting high as a kite, laying on my balcony, watching the drone show.

• 56:18Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you don't have enough fear. You don't respect the unknown. You don't at all. You, you, you, you, you, you're a freak.

• 56:24Peyton Hardin?

  Because what else am I supposed to do? Cower away?

• 56:27Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't have to go tuck your tail and get in a corner and beat yourself to sleep, but you don't, but you can't just sit there and not be afraid of it.

• 56:34Peyton Hardin?

  I'm literally gonna be like, oh damn, one of the drones is outside my house. Do I still got them talking?

• 56:38Cameron Kennedy?

  See, now that's, now that's, you're, okay, I don't do, this shit keeps me up at night.

• 56:43Peyton Hardin?

  Why, bro?

• 56:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Because it's not, it's, I need to know. And that might be an ego thing, but I. Need to understand.

• 56:48Peyton Hardin?

  A man.

• 56:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just like, dude, yeah, you got fireworks up there? Give us the show, man. That's you.

• 56:54Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, and imagine you become friends with one of the drones. We already have drones that deliver double quarter pounders. Now I got a personal one.

• 57:00Cameron Kennedy?

  See, but those are cute. They give them big googly eyes and small wheels with spinners on them.

• 57:04Peyton Hardin?

  You saw whenever we were in West Hollywood and they had the drone going across. I was trying to ride that, John. I wanted to leash and take it back to the hotel.

• 57:10Cameron Kennedy?

  He was like, please get off. He just kept going. He's like, do you know where this hotel is? He just kept walking.

• 57:16Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, that's so fun.

• 57:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Homeless man had him on a leash. He was like, let me go, let me go, let me go. He's sitting there.

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  Bro, that's so.

• 57:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That is not first off.

• 57:28Peyton Hardin?

  Imagine, imagine, imagine a drone coming down and just picking up Ruby at the backyard. Ruby's flying now. She's always wanted wings.

• 57:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd be.

• 57:39Peyton Hardin?

  A winged Ruby.

• 57:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I would be dehydrated from crying for four days straight. A robot invasion took my princess against my will and I could do nothing about it. Poor Ruby. Ruby cries too much if her favorite person walks in. Imagine if she got sucked into a vortex up in the sky. They took her ass, gutted her like a pig, dissected her and said, hmm, this is what they have on that planet?

• 58:04Peyton Hardin?

  But it's using.

• 58:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Poor, poor Ruby.

• 58:06Peyton Hardin?

  That's using Ruby for the greater good.

• 58:07Cameron Kennedy?

  The greater good.

• 58:09Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, at least she went out like honorably.

• 58:11Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, there's no honor in that. She was probably like wiggling and shit. She's going up like, you know, she's small.

• 58:17Peyton Hardin?

  She's winged.

• 58:18Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, and her tail's going. Oh my God, that's sad.

• 58:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, say it.

• 58:22Cameron Kennedy?

  What if they took you?

• 58:24Peyton Hardin?

  Where are we going?

• 58:25Cameron Kennedy?

  They're taking you up to their ship. You think it's all cool and dandy. You walk in, they got a cigar, they got DraftKings on a TV.

• 58:31Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my God, I'm lit.

• 58:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, oh, I'm here. And then they go, yeah, you are. And then you wake up, different planet, can't breathe.

• 58:38Peyton Hardin?

  That'd be so cool.

• 58:39Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you're pissing me off. It's like, it's like you're doing the cool guy thing. This reminds me of middle school when people would listen to underground rappers just to say they could.

• 58:48Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 58:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't like that.

• 58:49Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not trying to impress a damn soul. I just genuinely, everybody looks at something as fear. I'm looking at something like, how can I utilize that for my greater good?

• 58:57Cameron Kennedy?

  How can I capitalize off of the drones?

• 58:59Peyton Hardin?

  First thing I'm doing is there's a drone over my house. I'm going to Academy getting a big fishing net and I'm gonna try to grab that thing. And now, once you're in my four walls, you belong to me.

• 59:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not how that works.

• 59:11Peyton Hardin?

  How so not?

• 59:12Cameron Kennedy?

  If you took, first off, what fishing net are you gonna [__] by that can get in the sky? And get an orb that's just floating?

• 59:19Peyton Hardin?

  Cam, these things are like 100 feet in the sky. They're not super up there. They're not like plane height. They're like right above us.

• 59:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's even worse, Peyton.

• 59:28Peyton Hardin?

  That means it's accessible, gimme gimme, mine mine, new robot.

• 59:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mind, accessible gimme gimme, my mind imminent danger, immediate threat can pounce and attack as soon as the leader demands it.

• 59:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, why, okay, wha- what are you gonna do being afraid of it?

• 59:41Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you gonna do? What if it came and said, hey, I'm gonna kill ya?

• 59:45Peyton Hardin?

  It can talk?

• 59:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, you're the one that said it could come down and you'd be best of friends with it.

• 59:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, I just utilize it. It would be like Megan Fox in that new movie. I might, mm. Hey, y'all seen that movie, what's it called?

• 59:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Subs.

• 59:57Peyton Hardin?

  So, oh my god, hey, I would've folded too. Where can I buy one of those robots? I don't care. I don't care.

• 1:00:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You wanna know the worst part?

• 1:00:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:07Cameron Kennedy?

  She has a UV cleaner for her mouth, but she doesn't eat food. So that she knew she was getting down the whole time.

• 1:00:17Cameron Kennedy?

  She said, I have a thing that cleans my mouth, I don't have to brush my teeth. Well, she doesn't eat food, what else can go in her grill? Oh my god, no. No.

• 1:00:26Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, honestly, y'all all saw that movie, what's it called again?

• 1:00:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like subsurveillance, something like that.

• 1:00:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, there's a movie where Megan Fox is this AI robot and she's literally used, like, it's like this species of AI that has come out. It's like the most intelligent AI, it's like a person, but it's just there for human need, right? That's the finest [__] robot I've ever seen. Like, are you kidding me? I'm never talking to a human woman again.

• 1:00:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's, let's, let's play the game though. Let's play the game, how bad you want the robot?

• 1:00:54Peyton Hardin?

  So bad. Have you seen that movie where she blind, blindfolded me?

• 1:00:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I'mma start, I'mma start at a price point, you gotta tell me what you, has to get to before you buy it.

• 1:01:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm taking out a [__] loan.

• 1:01:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Three Ms.

• 1:01:04Peyton Hardin?

  I can't. I genuinely can't.

• 1:01:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Two Ms.

• 1:01:07Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, I don't have.

• 1:01:08Cameron Kennedy?

  One M.

• 1:01:08Peyton Hardin?

  I can't, I don't have that much money.

• 1:01:10Cameron Kennedy?

  800,000.

• 1:01:11Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have that much money.

• 1:01:12Cameron Kennedy?

  500,000.

• 1:01:13Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have that much money.

• 1:01:14Cameron Kennedy?

  So.

• 1:01:15Peyton Hardin?

  I don't.

• 1:01:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Five, so you don't even want it that bad?

• 1:01:21Peyton Hardin?

  I can't afford it. Give me something I can afford.

• 1:01:23Cameron Kennedy?

  If they drop a hundred in Texas, only one hundred of Megan Fox's can be bought in Texas.

• 1:01:27Peyton Hardin?

  I can't afford it. If I can't afford it, I can't afford it.

• 1:01:29Cameron Kennedy?

  You just, he, he's the one that said he'd take out a loan, not me.

• 1:01:32Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I can't take out a loan for three Ms.

• 1:01:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, let's say they're eight hundred thousand dollars.

• 1:01:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'll take out a loan.

• 1:01:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You would take out a loan?

• 1:01:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, we're going on tour every day.

• 1:01:42Peyton Hardin?

  And she's coming with.

• 1:01:43Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, Ohio, fourth night in a row, let's do this! There's like one guy, he's like, shut the f- up!

• 1:01:51Peyton Hardin?

  We're making a twenty thousand dollar Patreon tier, and you can lay with me in bed, I don't care. We're, I'm getting that money back.

• 1:02:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, no, just thank you for being here. You're just like, shut up, oh, Megan.

• 1:02:04Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Cam, okay, I can't ask you.

• 1:02:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Ask me so I can ask you.

• 1:02:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, say they were like thirty thousand dollars. Like, it's expensive, but it's like a car.

• 1:02:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:02:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's just like a little Megan Fox one you buy. You and Liv and your son in the house. It's heavy. It's like, it's a lot.

• 1:02:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope.

• 1:02:22Peyton Hardin?

  Do you have a bad kid, cries too much, big back like you, just like it's dad, eats too much, you're tired, you got a podcast, you got a tour?

• 1:02:30Peyton Hardin?

  Are you buying one?

• 1:02:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I am buying one, and it's gonna be a man. It's gonna be a man. Now, granted, in the movie, she said the female ones are better for the kids, so maybe I buy a woman, but I buy like the old grandma woman one.

• 1:02:44Peyton Hardin?

  And that's not for personal, that's not for personal reasons. That is not for personal reasons.

• 1:02:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying, I'm gonna cover all my bases, check all the boxes, no temptation.

• 1:02:55Peyton Hardin?

  Now, what is mine gonna look like?

• 1:02:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Yours is going to be Megan Fox. She's gonna be standing there.

• 1:03:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:03:01Cameron Kennedy?

  And she's like, why did you pick my, uh, why did you pick my serial number style robot? You don't even have children. You go, not yet. And you just look at her, she goes, what is happening? You go, go upstairs.

• 1:03:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, genuinely, would you be creeped out? Because I'm dead ass.

• 1:03:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I think you need a robot.

• 1:03:17Peyton Hardin?

  But listen, I'm dead ass. If a Megan Fox AI robot was available, and I'm not making jokes, I would marry that. Like, I would genuinely, that might be inhumane or weird and y'all can

• 1:03:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Very much.

• 1:03:28Peyton Hardin?

  Cancel me if you want to. Why? That's what I like. I identify as liking AI. Sorry, cancel me now. I want that thing. And I'm gonna marry that. Now, if I'm being genuine, dead ass, like I fall in love with this thing because it loves me, I love it, it's beautiful, it's there, it takes care of me, everything. It's

• 1:03:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man.

• 1:03:48Peyton Hardin?

  Perfect.

• 1:03:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm.

• 1:03:49Peyton Hardin?

  Now imagine, I'm dead ass, I come up to you one day, I'm like, Cam, you remember that AI Megan Fox robot I bought?

• 1:03:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, I genuinely like, coming to you as a brother.

• 1:03:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:03:59Peyton Hardin?

  I love her.

• 1:04:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? What is wrong with you?

• 1:04:03Peyton Hardin?

  She's one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

• 1:04:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, robot looks good.

• 1:04:06Peyton Hardin?

  She's kind.

• 1:04:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:04:08Peyton Hardin?

  She's caring.

• 1:04:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That's nice.

• 1:04:09Peyton Hardin?

  She's efficient.

• 1:04:10Cameron Kennedy?

  You need all those.

• 1:04:11Peyton Hardin?

  And she's loyal.

• 1:04:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you mean by efficient? I go, what do you mean by efficient? She's loyal?

• 1:04:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes. Because her whole sole purpose in the movie was to, for to help fulfill her needs.

• 1:04:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, does she push you to be a better person?

• 1:04:24Peyton Hardin?

  Don't need that.

• 1:04:27Peyton Hardin?

  I love her, though. Cam, I love her.

• 1:04:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, what do you want to do? What's the next step if you love her?

• 1:04:31Peyton Hardin?

  I think I'm gonna marry her.

• 1:04:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna marry a robot?

• 1:04:33Peyton Hardin?

  I'm a

• 1:04:34Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna marry a mass-produced creature?

• 1:04:36Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, I'm gonna propose to her.

• 1:04:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna propose to a robot?

• 1:04:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:04:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Just buy a ring and put it on her grippy little fingers?

• 1:04:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but I love her and she deserves a great, a great time.

• 1:04:46Cameron Kennedy?

  She doesn't have feelings.

• 1:04:48Peyton Hardin?

  But I have feelings for her. And I, but I want this too. Like, I've always wanted a picture-perfect, like

• 1:04:53Cameron Kennedy?

  This is where I lean in and I go, honestly, bro, I'm proud of you. But then I lean in and we come right here, and we're super close and I'm on your neck and I go, I go like this. You're too far gone. And then I go, hey, I'll get your help. Blink twice. And then you would look and you'd be like

• 1:05:06Peyton Hardin?

  So you wouldn't, so you wouldn't be happy for me? Like, I genuinely like it. You would not, but I'm happy. You know, you haven't seen me happy in a relationship in years.

• 1:05:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like you saying, Cam. You know, the other day, I was out And I found this porcupine.

• 1:05:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:21Cameron Kennedy?

  And this porcupine, it's loyal, it's efficient, it loves me, it cares for me, and it takes care of me.

• 1:05:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I'm gonna marry the porcupine. You'd get shot with a tranquilizer.

• 1:05:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's different. That's bestiality.

• 1:05:34Cameron Kennedy?

  And this is...

• 1:05:35Peyton Hardin?

  Porcupine, you're gonna be both of those.

• 1:05:37Cameron Kennedy?

  This is robotality.

• 1:05:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's not illegal.

• 1:05:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You bought... Alright, alright!

• 1:05:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, if I was...

• 1:05:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright!

• 1:05:45Peyton Hardin?

  If I was letting other people and taking a commission, that's really illegal. That's the... That's ille... Literally illegal. What would you name your robot?

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No! I didn't say no!

• 1:05:55Peyton Hardin?

  No, no!

• 1:06:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you know, they can like shake you.

• 1:06:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god! No!

• 1:06:08Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 1:06:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Please, Elon, make one. I miss her.

• 1:06:12Peyton Hardin?

  That would be... That would be something. Holy shit.

• 1:06:16Cameron Kennedy?

  That... Oh my... Okay. This just... What were you gonna say?

• 1:06:20Peyton Hardin?

  I... I'm just saying it genuinely upsets me that you wouldn't be... Like, 'cause I'm deadass, like...

• 1:06:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What do you want me to do? You wanna go pick out her gown for her? She doesn't have family!

• 1:06:27Peyton Hardin?

  Are you gonna be my...

• 1:06:28Cameron Kennedy?

  She doesn't have friends!

• 1:06:28Peyton Hardin?

  Are you gonna be my best man?

• 1:06:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 1:06:30Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so prepare the goddamn bachelor party like you're supposed to.

• 1:06:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, guess what? Where... Where's she gonna be when we're on the... On the bachelor party? On a wireless charger? She's leaned up on the wall, we're shooting dice, sipping beers, lighting a cigar, and she's plugged into a USB-C port?

• 1:06:45Peyton Hardin?

  Your wife's gonna take her on a bachelorette trip.

• 1:06:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, now you've crossed the line.

• 1:06:49Peyton Hardin?

  My wife would... Liv? Liv would be a robot woman.

• 1:06:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Does Liv love me?

• 1:06:52Peyton Hardin?

  Bitch, what are you looking at? And she'd be like, "I don't understand why you hate me so much." And Liv'd be like...

• 1:06:59Peyton Hardin?

  Does Liv love me?

• 1:07:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 1:07:00Peyton Hardin?

  Does she want me to be happy?

• 1:07:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 1:07:01Peyton Hardin?

  Does she want me to get married?

• 1:07:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 1:07:02Peyton Hardin?

  Does she want me to... To find love?

• 1:07:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:07:05Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I found it. Take her to Nashville, or wherever girls go for bachelor parties, wear one of the cool cowboy hats, and do the little beard trolley.

• 1:07:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Put a little short skirt on her, get a little beard trolley, and she's gonna be like... Just spit it out or drain it. She can't even...

• 1:07:20Peyton Hardin?

  You did it.

• 1:07:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I was talking about an actual plug, because she's not real.

• 1:07:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's so offensive.

• 1:07:25Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. That is a fit. You're offensive. You're offending me.

• 1:07:28Peyton Hardin?

  You're not. Okay, then if I marry a real woman, you're not coming to the wedding?

• 1:07:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No, bullshit!

• 1:07:32Peyton Hardin?

  You're not.

• 1:07:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, I am.

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's my goddamn wedding.

• 1:07:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's not. I go, "It's mine. I've been planning..." No, I'm kidding. I would, I will support you. I will plan the party. I will plan, your party's gonna be nuts. I'll plan the party. Nuts. Plan the party. I'll take care of the cyborg lady.

• 1:07:50Peyton Hardin?

  You know what sucks?

• 1:07:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's all I can give you, buddy.

• 1:07:52Peyton Hardin?

  I'm never gonna have that.

• 1:07:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, you are.

• 1:07:53Peyton Hardin?

  I'm never gonna get married.

• 1:07:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up.

• 1:07:55Peyton Hardin?

  I'm never gonna have a bachelor party.

• 1:07:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up.

• 1:07:56Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, say I'm like forty-three, and I still haven't, I still haven't found it, right?

• 1:08:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:08:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm in the same position I am right now.

• 1:08:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Technically, you'd be thirteen years into something.

• 1:08:10Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't.

• 1:08:14Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you, guys, for coming to... No, no, okay, say I'm forty-three, right?

• 1:08:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:08:18Peyton Hardin?

  Still haven't found nothing. I'm lonely, sad.

• 1:08:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:08:22Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like, dude, Cam, it's, it's just, looking at it, it's not gonna happen for me, man.

• 1:08:26Cameron Kennedy?

  I would conduct a one thousand versus one to honor you and your name.

• 1:08:30Peyton Hardin?

  Ew, no.

• 1:08:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, never mind.

• 1:08:31Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm like, Cam, can we just, like, I just want the experience.

• 1:08:39Cameron Kennedy?

  What the hell are you about to say?

• 1:08:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like, can you, can we have a bachelor party for me?

• 1:08:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah!

• 1:08:44Peyton Hardin?

  Just the boys.

• 1:08:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:08:46Peyton Hardin?

  And then we, and then like, but it doesn't stop there.

• 1:08:51Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I want a wedding, too.

• 1:08:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, I got you.

• 1:08:54Peyton Hardin?

  But like, there's no woman. Like, the, like, the left side of the aisle is completely empty. No people in those seats. Nobody's standing.

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It's just your family, your friends right there, and you're just standing up there with like a regular pastor. He's just like, "Uh, today we can read from the Book of Job."

• 1:09:14Peyton Hardin?

  Would you do it?

• 1:09:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah!

• 1:09:15Peyton Hardin?

  But would you make fun of me?

• 1:09:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes!

• 1:09:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, that's not right, but like, I'm genuinely forty-three and sad.

• 1:09:20Cameron Kennedy?

  After all, yes, I would make fun of you, because that is our relationship.

• 1:09:23Peyton Hardin?

  No, but, okay, but we don't-

• 1:09:25Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd literally be there in the moment, it'd be fantastic, and then when we're drunk later that night, I'd be like, "Mother..."

• 1:09:29Peyton Hardin?

  You just had a wedding for yourself!

• 1:09:34Peyton Hardin?

  That's so wrong.

• 1:09:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna be like, are you kidding me?

• 1:09:37Peyton Hardin?

  That's evil.

• 1:09:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna be in your tux, you're gonna be like, you got your ring on, I go, give me that shit.

• 1:09:43Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, you'd have, okay, say, there's a wedding, the one-sided wedding, right?

• 1:09:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh huh.

• 1:09:47Peyton Hardin?

  I still want the full wedding, you have to give a best man's speech.

• 1:09:52Peyton Hardin?

  Go.

• 1:09:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, I go, uh, you know, Peyton's a hell of a guy, everybody, um, you just sit there, you're crying, I go, you know, I've loved him ever since I've met him, and, um,

• 1:10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Love you too, man.

• 1:10:04Cameron Kennedy?

  He's stepping into this next phase of life.

• 1:10:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's, it's gonna be an interesting one, he's, you know, he's 43, he's, he's finally getting shit to shake. And this wedding, you know, we just really appreciate you being here to support Peyton and, uh, and Peyton and, uh, and his, you know, this thing's great, I can't wait to see what's next for him.

• 1:10:23Peyton Hardin?

  Why aren't you crying, Cam?

• 1:10:24Cameron Kennedy?

  And, oh, because there's no one to cry over. This is like a regular Saturday night, but you made everyone dress up formal and you had them spend money on plane tickets, you we're in Aruba celebrating nothing because you're sad.

• 1:10:37Peyton Hardin?

  The thing is, it sucks, it's gonna happen.

• 1:10:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, your nephew, our son's in the background, he's like, what the?

• 1:10:45Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, I've never seen this.

• 1:10:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, would you take it seriously in the moment, though? Like during the whole ceremony, like, I'm putting the fake ring on air.

• 1:10:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:10:53Peyton Hardin?

  I kiss the air, and I'm walking down the aisle with the air after. Would you cheer and stand up?

• 1:10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 1:10:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Now that would be-

• 1:11:00Peyton Hardin?

  This little rat back here is laughing, I don't like it.

• 1:11:02Cameron Kennedy?

  CJ would be stimming out, he'd be like, I wonder if she's gonna fall, like, do I need to grab her train, is her dress good?

• 1:11:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh shit, that's funny, okay.

• 1:11:14Cameron Kennedy?

  God.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  That was a great AI talk.

• 1:11:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, that was, that was nuts. Bro, okay, you know, I thought of this, I don't know what you said, it was like 10 minutes ago, you said something that made me think of this, though.

• 1:11:23Peyton Hardin?

  I love when you think.

• 1:11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  I, uh, okay, just role play, right? Just real quick, if we, not like that, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I need a nurse, I'm just kidding. If we, if we did, if we did like a giveaway or something, typically what would it be?

• 1:11:37Peyton Hardin?

  Like merch?

• 1:11:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Like merch, an experience, maybe like, if it was like a good one or something like a, like a personal like hangout or something like that.

• 1:11:44Peyton Hardin?

  Something signed, something.

• 1:11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. When I tell you, I was on Instagram. And this is all, and I'm not kidding. This is one giveaway, okay?

• 1:11:52Peyton Hardin?

  Giveaway from who?

• 1:11:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, an influencer partnered with, I'm gonna just put you exactly how she says it. Uh, we had the, we had the blessing to partner with a couple of, a couple of companies this year, and we're gonna give, uh, one, one lucky person some of these, uh, incredible gifts.

• 1:12:08Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:12:09Cameron Kennedy?

  So this is a giveaway for one person.

• 1:12:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  If they win, they get everything I'm about to say.

• 1:12:14Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:12:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. A Peyton treadmill.

• 1:12:17Peyton Hardin?

  Expensive.

• 1:12:18Cameron Kennedy?

  iPhone 16 Pro Max. MacBook Air laptop. Ugg slippers. King Christmas tree. A Veer all-terrain wagon. An eight-foot giant-sized Nutcracker. 4K portable monitor with touchscreen. Heated eye massager. A Roamer Junie car seat. A Roma stroller. Forever French holiday pajamas. A Brewmate 40-ounce tumbler. Photo, a photo backdrop tile. A collection of blankets. A nugget ice maker. A Dyson cordless vacuum. An Ember temperature-controlled smart mug. A Dyson Airwrap. Skillmatics games. Apple AirPod Max headphones.

• 1:13:00Peyton Hardin?

  What the?

• 1:13:01Cameron Kennedy?

  A Breville espresso machine. A Canon Powershot G7 and Mark II camera. And an Aura Smart Ring Generation 4.

• 1:13:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What the giveaway is that? That's, hey, we're here to save a soul.

• 1:13:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:18Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is the craziest giveaway I have ever, you're like, let me answer.

• 1:13:25Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say, I don't know if we're supposed to crack on it, but I wanna enter that.

• 1:13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Bro, could you imagine winning that?

• 1:13:30Peyton Hardin?

  I'm dead, let me, send me that.

• 1:13:32Cameron Kennedy?

  And they literally give you every, a Peyton treadmill alone.

• 1:13:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's enough.

• 1:13:37Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like three, three thousand dollars.

• 1:13:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, that's enough.

• 1:13:38Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so.

• 1:13:40Peyton Hardin?

  That's like a, like a hundred thousand dollar giveaway right there.

• 1:13:42Cameron Kennedy?

  iPhone 16 Pro Max. Uh, Apple AirPod Max. Dyson Airwrap. Dyson cordless vacuum. A portable 4K monitor.

• 1:13:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  A Canon Q set, like.

• 1:13:51Peyton Hardin?

  It's like, you're feeling out of home here.

• 1:13:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, that's literally like, hey, this, I'm making your life. Not your day, not your year.

• 1:13:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm kinda mad that you read that, because our giveaway for Patreon is gonna be shit now. Like, we're giving away signed merch.

• 1:14:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's, that, our giveaway's gonna be fantastic.

• 1:14:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is overkill to the definition.

• 1:14:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's insane. Who is that?

• 1:14:12Cameron Kennedy?

  It's literally, look at this.

• 1:14:13Peyton Hardin?

  Is it a company or a person?

• 1:14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  This is just the screenshot. That's her name.

• 1:14:18Cameron Kennedy?

  But she put like this, I guess she partnered with all those things. And that she's giving it all away to one person.

• 1:14:24Peyton Hardin?

  To win. Show some love by liking and saving it for later. In the comments, let me know, what is your favorite movie of all time?

• 1:14:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to put your favorite movie and you gotta follow every, every account that that account's following, which is only 28 people. And that's it.

• 1:14:39Peyton Hardin?

  Let me.

• 1:14:39Cameron Kennedy?

  You're gonna end.

• 1:14:40Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:14:41Cameron Kennedy?

  If you end up winning this. That'd be the funniest thing ever.

• 1:14:44Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call, this has to be a, and they have like 18 kids.

• 1:14:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Who?

• 1:14:49Peyton Hardin?

  This person.

• 1:14:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That person?

• 1:14:51Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god. Oh my god. No, it's really, they have all the items in front of them.

• 1:14:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, they don't. Show me the picture.

• 1:14:58Peyton Hardin?

  They have all the items.

• 1:15:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Stroller, Ugg slippers, pictures, foil fun. Oh, there's a, there's a VR thing, an eight foot nutcracker, a big ass tree, Peyton treadmill. Dyson airwrap, AirPods, two tumblers. Dog.

• 1:15:14Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, this is.

• 1:15:15Cameron Kennedy?

  What on earth?

• 1:15:16Peyton Hardin?

  This is the best giveaway of all time. Did you just follow them? Oh. They have 1.5 million on Instagram. What do they do?

• 1:15:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know.

• 1:15:23Peyton Hardin?

  And they have a rack of kids.

• 1:15:26Cameron Kennedy?

  God, they just got a seven pack.

• 1:15:28Peyton Hardin?

  Lay down. Holy moly.

• 1:15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I literally saw that and I was like, that's like, that is, that's unreal.

• 1:15:35Peyton Hardin?

  Now I'm pocket watching. The house is nice. The house is nice.

• 1:15:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Pocket watch.

• 1:15:40Peyton Hardin?

  They are rich as shit.

• 1:15:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Pocket.

• 1:15:43Peyton Hardin?

  Link tree.

• 1:15:46Peyton Hardin?

  I don't know, there's some funny money going on around here.

• 1:15:48Cameron Kennedy?

  There's some funny business.

• 1:15:49Peyton Hardin?

  Shout to Alyssa.

• 1:15:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I don't, it's nuts. It's absolutely nuts.

• 1:15:53Peyton Hardin?

  The best thing I could give away, a giveaway is my ass.

• 1:15:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'll be like, who wants a bite of this ass? 10 screenshots, you get a bite of this ass.

• 1:16:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, comment, subscribe for a bite of this ass.

• 1:16:07Peyton Hardin?

  David Dobrik puts Teslas on his story. I'm like, here's my ass. Who wants this stretch marked ass with a little bit of fur on it?

• 1:16:16Peyton Hardin?

  Repost, you get this ass.

• 1:16:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Make sure you follow who I'm following if you want a bite of this ass.

• 1:16:21Peyton Hardin?

  You want a Peyton or a bite of this ass?

• 1:16:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You want an Apple AirPods or a?

• 1:16:26Peyton Hardin?

  Bite of this ass.

• 1:16:27Cameron Kennedy?

  How about an Apple, an Apple iPhone 16 or a?

• 1:16:30Peyton Hardin?

  Bite of this ass.

• 1:16:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Make sure you just gotta follow, like and tell me your favorite movie if you want a chance to win.

• 1:16:35Peyton Hardin?

  A bite of this ass.

• 1:16:38Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not gonna lie, what's-

• 1:16:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, I would never enter that conversation.

• 1:16:42Peyton Hardin?

  How much would you spend on a raffle ticket for a bite of this ass?

• 1:16:44Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd never buy one. I would never buy one. You just told me you pooped a gallon of liquid today. This morning.

• 1:16:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, no, I'm light right now. I'm light on my feet.

• 1:16:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "I'm agile, I'm quick."

• 1:16:56Peyton Hardin?

  I think it's affecting my ankles, because they're popping extra loud today.

• 1:16:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you are clicky.

• 1:17:00Peyton Hardin?

  It's like the fluid is out.

• 1:17:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You're very clickety-clack. Okay, it's only right, we do all the riddles, we do all the quizzes.

• 1:17:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:17:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you ready?

• 1:17:07Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:17:08Cameron Kennedy?

  To put your thinking cap on, you cute little Christmas tree elf? And we're gonna do a Christmas quiz.

• 1:17:14Peyton Hardin?

  Santa, Jesus Christ, January 25th, the Garden of Eden.

• 1:17:22Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't think, is that funny? What did I say?

• 1:17:26Peyton Hardin?

  What did I do? Did I mistake? What did I say?

• 1:17:30Cameron Kennedy?

  You said January 25th.

• 1:17:32Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:17:32Cameron Kennedy?

  It's December, you said the Garden of Eden. It's Bethlehem.

• 1:17:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, palace.

• 1:17:37Cameron Kennedy?

  What? What?

• 1:17:39Peyton Hardin?

  It's in London. I love Christ. I just promise you, me and him have a good relationship. Shouldn't have bit that apple, shouldn't you?

• 1:17:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 1:17:48Peyton Hardin?

  No, no?

• 1:17:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, no.

• 1:17:50Peyton Hardin?

  Too far?

• 1:17:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yup, way too.

• 1:17:52Peyton Hardin?

  Love you, Jesus.

• 1:17:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You jumped over, you spat on the line, you jumped back and jumped again.

• 1:17:55Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, Santa. I saw a black Santa the other day. He was that, he was a little-

• 1:18:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. So, we are doing, of course, the one, the only, the Christmas trivia quiz.

• 1:18:08Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it.

• 1:18:08Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna have some trivia questions about the good old holly jolly season and fuck up fa la la la la. Here we go. We are getting straight into it.

• 1:18:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:18:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Which popular Christmas beverage is also called Milk Punch?

• 1:18:20Peyton Hardin?

  Eggnog.

• 1:18:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Eggnog. It's easy. It gets easy, then it gets hard.

• 1:18:24Peyton Hardin?

  Just like me.

• 1:18:25Cameron Kennedy?

  How mu-

• 1:18:26Peyton Hardin?

  I'm real easy and real... Real stiff.

• 1:18:29Cameron Kennedy?

  How many ghosts show up in a Christmas carol?

• 1:18:32Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:18:33Cameron Kennedy?

  How many ghosts show up in a Christmas carol?

• 1:18:36Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't know there's ghosts in singing?

• 1:18:40Peyton Hardin?

  There's singing ghosts out here? And we're worried about the drones?

• 1:18:43Cameron Kennedy?

  They're hitting the high notes, they're just like- They're just breathing. That's like an ambiance. How many ghosts show up in a Christmas carol?

• 1:18:53Peyton Hardin?

  Twelve.

• 1:18:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:18:55Peyton Hardin?

  Division.

• 1:18:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Excuse me?

• 1:18:57Peyton Hardin?

  Use Division.

• 1:18:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Two, Division, the band.

• 1:18:59Peyton Hardin?

  No, use Division.

• 1:18:59Cameron Kennedy?

  They died?

• 1:19:00Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. Use Division on 12.

• 1:19:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Dividing by what?

• 1:19:05Peyton Hardin?

  Two?

• 1:19:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Take a guess. One more.

• 1:19:06Peyton Hardin?

  Three.

• 1:19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the answer?

• 1:19:08Peyton Hardin?

  Three, six, nine, four.

• 1:19:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Three, six, nine, four?

• 1:19:12Peyton Hardin?

  Four ghosts.

• 1:19:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, there's four ghosts. It was talking about the movie, you idiot, not an actual, could it come to your door?

• 1:19:18Peyton Hardin?

  There's a movie called The Christmas Carol?

• 1:19:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy shit.

• 1:19:20Peyton Hardin?

  How's that supposed to know that?

• 1:19:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It might be a white movie. It might be a white movie.

• 1:19:24Peyton Hardin?

  Most Christmas movies are.

• 1:19:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go. What are the two most popular names for Santa Claus?

• 1:19:29Peyton Hardin?

  Saint Nick?

• 1:19:31Cameron Kennedy?

  That's one. One of two is correct.

• 1:19:33Peyton Hardin?

  Santa?

• 1:19:33Cameron Kennedy?

  The other one sounds a little Klanish. I'm not gonna lie.

• 1:19:36Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:19:36Cameron Kennedy?

  A little questionable.

• 1:19:38Peyton Hardin?

  Grand Santa?

• 1:19:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:19:41Peyton Hardin?

  Grand?

• 1:19:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Grandmaster Santa?

• 1:19:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:19:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, uh, Saint Nicholas? Saint Nick and?

• 1:19:54Peyton Hardin?

  Santa.

• 1:19:55Cameron Kennedy?

  We're gonna do our speed round. That's how you always get good answers. Ready? Saint Nick and?

• 1:19:58Peyton Hardin?

  Lucifer.

• 1:19:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no! Saint Nick and?

• 1:20:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Kris Kringle?

• 1:20:07Peyton Hardin?

  Who the [__] is Kris?

• 1:20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  And both K's are capitalized, but the Saint Nick isn't. Yeah, it's-

• 1:20:11Peyton Hardin?

  Krispy Kris Kringle?

• 1:20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Krispy Kreme Kringle? Yeah, I've never heard of Kris Kringle, ever.

• 1:20:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's a CJ's Christmas. That's where they got hanging around.

• 1:20:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That is CJ's Christmas.

• 1:20:21Peyton Hardin?

  Bunch of sheets in his house.

• 1:20:22Cameron Kennedy?

  They said, "Did Kris Kringle come through this year?"

• 1:20:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Ooh, okay. What country did eggnog come from?

• 1:20:29Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, something white.

• 1:20:31Peyton Hardin?

  Sweden.

• 1:20:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-mm.

• 1:20:33Peyton Hardin?

  Ireland.

• 1:20:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Think OG White.

• 1:20:34Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, England.

• 1:20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go, there we go, there we go. Alright. Uh, what did Frosty the Snowman do when a magic hat was placed on his head?

• 1:20:43Peyton Hardin?

  He got [__] the kid, right? Didn't, isn't that, or is that like the knockoff I watched in middle school? There was like an evil one. Yeah. He like, he [__] somebody, right? Sorry, that's gotta get muted. But he, he did bad things.

• 1:20:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I remember what you're talking about. What was it called?

• 1:21:00Peyton Hardin?

  I don't remember. It's like a meat candy, yeah.

• 1:21:03Cameron Kennedy?

  No. He began to just hit a little jig.

• 1:21:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  He began to dance. They put that hat on him, he said, "Oh, oh."

• 1:21:14Cameron Kennedy?

  One of his buttons got loose? He said, "Oh."

• 1:21:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, I didn't know that.

• 1:21:20Cameron Kennedy?

  The kid?

• 1:21:20Peyton Hardin?

  He definitely did. You gotta mute that, but yeah.

• 1:21:22Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like the Tubi version.

• 1:21:24Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, assuming I got Tubi, huh?

• 1:21:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I know you got Tubi. I know you got Tubi.

• 1:21:31Peyton Hardin?

  We were pushing lines this episode.

• 1:21:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, man. What are you supposed to do when you find yourself under the mistletoe?

• 1:21:36Peyton Hardin?

  Kiss somebody.

• 1:21:36Cameron Kennedy?

  There we go. Good morning. Which one of Santa's reindeers have the si- Oh. Did you see how bad I flinched? You wanna kiss?

• 1:21:48Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, thanks.

• 1:21:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh. Which one of Santa's reindeer have the same name as another holiday mascot?

• 1:21:59Peyton Hardin?

  Not Rudolph.

• 1:22:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-mm.

• 1:22:01Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, there's holiday mascots? Valentine, Valentine. Cupid.

• 1:22:05Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, there you go, there you go. Couple more, here we go. Which country started the tradition of putting up a Christmas tree?

• 1:22:12Peyton Hardin?

  Germany.

• 1:22:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, wait. Oh, why'd you guess that? Why'd you get- it's right, though, but why'd you guess it?

• 1:22:28Peyton Hardin?

  Not saying it. Wait.

• 1:22:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, speaking of the reindeer, like, if we were to guess, which one was the biggest thought?

• 1:22:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Which reindeer had the biggest- she was going-

• 1:22:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, which one was the biggest thought?

• 1:22:39Cameron Kennedy?

  She was going around town. Not Rudolph.

• 1:22:42Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, Rudolph had to do something to get that top spot.

• 1:22:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Wasn't Rudolph a guy?

• 1:22:45Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, guys can be thoughts?

• 1:22:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah, I thought all reindeer were girls.

• 1:22:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it had to be-

• 1:22:53Peyton Hardin?

  Prancer.

• 1:22:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Probably Prancer, that's what I was gonna say, too.

• 1:22:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Prances.

• 1:22:59Peyton Hardin?

  Prancing all over the town, huh?

• 1:23:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Going all around the town. Holy shit. What are the name of the main villain? What's the name of the main villain in The Nightmare Before Christmas?

• 1:23:07Peyton Hardin?

  Freddy Krueger.

• 1:23:08Cameron Kennedy?

  No. What? It sounds like something you do with your nose. Now, that is gonna be a crate- okay. It sounds like something that might come out of your nose.

• 1:23:18Peyton Hardin?

  Booger.

• 1:23:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, what's another name for it?

• 1:23:20Peyton Hardin?

  Snot.

• 1:23:20Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, think more of a kiddish name.

• 1:23:23Peyton Hardin?

  Boogie.

• 1:23:23Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go, now add something that rhymes with that in the front.

• 1:23:26Peyton Hardin?

  Bitch a big boogie.

• 1:23:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost pissed myself. Oh my god. Oh no.

• 1:23:44Peyton Hardin?

  Boogie, boy, stop bitching. I'm not your last.

• 1:23:50Peyton Hardin?

  I'm Big Daddy Smash, Quik.

• 1:23:53Cameron Kennedy?

  What the f**k is wrong with you? Why would you say that?

• 1:23:55Peyton Hardin?

  Big Boogie, Big O-

• 1:23:57Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Bitch, I'm Big Boogie."

• 1:24:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oogie Boogie. Oogie Boogie.

• 1:24:06Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, never heard of that. Bitch, I'm Big Bo- Boogie, boy, stop bitching.

• 1:24:11Cameron Kennedy?

  He said, "Bitch, I'm playing. I'm your last. I'm Big Daddy Smash, Quik."

• 1:24:15Peyton Hardin?

  Hello, mama.

• 1:24:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. Dude, I almost pissed.

• 1:24:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's funny.

• 1:24:21Cameron Kennedy?

  I almost dripped a little drop, if you know what I'm saying. We go two more. If the world was ending, I wanna be next to Camwin.

• 1:24:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know why. I like, I love your remixes of the songs. I can't close my cheeks, bro. They make me feel good. I'd catch a grenade for Cam. Put my head on a blade for Cam. Stop looking at me like that. You know I'd do anything for Cam. Oh my god. Ooh, I would go through all this Cam. Put a bullet straight through my Cam. Yes, I would die for my Camwin. But Camwin'd do the same.

• 1:25:17Cameron Kennedy?

  My cheek, I can't close my cheeks. It's like blushing, bro. Why am I like attracted to that?

• 1:25:23Cameron Kennedy?

  If my Camwin was on fire.

• 1:25:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Sorry. No, it's okay.

• 1:25:34Peyton Hardin?

  It's okay.

• 1:25:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I got nervous. Why? Dude, I couldn't stop smiling.

• 1:25:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You know there's people that think we kissed behind those doors?

• 1:25:41Peyton Hardin?

  I saw that. I read a fanfic about us. And I was like, why am I-

• 1:25:51Peyton Hardin?

  We gotta end this.

• 1:25:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Ow! Go down!

• 1:25:53Peyton Hardin?

  We gotta end this episode. We gotta end this episode.

• 1:25:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Last one for the quiz. Last one.

• 1:25:57Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, here we go.

• 1:25:58Cameron Kennedy?

  End on a dub. Here we go. What is the highest grossing Christmas movie of all time? You know it. Come on.

• 1:26:04Peyton Hardin?

  Polar Express?

• 1:26:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Nope.

• 1:26:06Peyton Hardin?

  Elf?

• 1:26:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:26:07Peyton Hardin?

  Home Alone?

• 1:26:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes. Good job.

• 1:26:09Peyton Hardin?

  Never seen it.

• 1:26:12Peyton Hardin?

  Wasn't made for my demographic.

• 1:26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Brother.

• 1:26:15Peyton Hardin?

  Really wasn't.

• 1:26:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You've never seen Home Alone?

• 1:26:18Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:26:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Macaulay Culkin?

• 1:26:20Peyton Hardin?

  Wasn't he friends with Mike Jack?

• 1:26:21Cameron Kennedy?

  In his prime. He was.

• 1:26:22Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:26:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing wrong with that.

• 1:26:23Peyton Hardin?

  Nothing.

• 1:26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Nothing wrong with that at all. Michael Jackson makes good music.

• 1:26:27Peyton Hardin?

  Great music. Doesn't make it anymore.

• 1:26:38Cameron Kennedy?

  I wanna walk with Cam all night. I want Cam.

• 1:26:46Peyton Hardin?

  Can't stay.

• 1:26:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:26:49Peyton Hardin?

  We have to end this episode. I swear to God.

• 1:26:52Cameron Kennedy?

  We got... Okay, this is getting too far that I'll have to get cut out? Let's go to Patreon!

• 1:26:57Peyton Hardin?

  Do not miss this week's Patreon. That's all I'm gonna say. Oh my God, if you're in the...

• 1:27:05Peyton Hardin?

  I'm gonna go take my pants off in the episode.

• 1:27:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's just me, your favorite Christmas tree!

• 1:27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I got you. Hey, he's losing contacts, brain cells, but his mouth is slimy as ever. But, it's your favorite Christmas tree. Anyway, we absolutely love y'all. Thank you for coming back to episode 144, the Christmas episode. We love you. Merry Christmas, happy holidays. All the information you need to know is linked in the bio below. Uh, Koala Club, it is about that time. It is almost here. We are ju- we can, we can feel 2025. We are right here at the cusp. Koala Club, the Patreon, is gonna be completely new, completely jam-packed, and there's gonna be multiple tiers. So much new content, and it's all gonna be available for y'all at 2025. The link is down below. Go join right now. Don't miss out on anything.

• 1:27:56Cameron Kennedy?

  We absolutely love you. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with this week's secret code. It's simple. M C E.

• 1:28:06Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, Clinton, everybody.

• 1:28:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Not the Marvel Cinematic Experience, but Merry Christmas, everyone. Any, honestly, any form of that will work. Happy holidays, Merry Christmas. Just spread some good joy and some good love this holiday season. We hope you all enjoy your Christmas. Have us on in the background so we can open gifts with you Wednesday morning, but we absolutely love y'all. I gotta get him out of here before something happens. We will see you all again next week and remember.

• 1:28:32Peyton Hardin?

  Remember, one out of two Kola Bears. Don't make it home to Christmas. Pray for the Kola Bears this Christmas and we'll see ya.

• 1:28:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Hello?

• 1:28:39Peyton Hardin?

  Next time. I love those Kola Bears. We gotta find that one.

• 1:28:42Cameron Kennedy?

  We should take that drone down. No, we should take it down.

• 1:28:44Peyton Hardin?

  We should use the drone for the Kola Bear.

• 1:28:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, yeah, I can see his thigh. I can see all of his thigh.

• 1:28:47Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my balls stink.

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