Aaron Chen Is Here and It's Hilarious | Whiskey Ginger

Welcome to Whiskey Ginger a Wave series presented by Fanduel. Andrew Santino sits down with comedian Aaron Chen for a hilarious and offbeat conversation about stand-up, awkward brilliance, and building a completely unique voice in comedy. They talk about Aaron’s new Netflix special Aaron Chen: Funny Garden, his unconventional delivery, writing jokes that zig when everyone else zags, and why being weird might actually be the smartest move in comedy right now. 🎥 Watch Aaron Chen’s Netflix special Funny Garden now streaming on Netflix. In this episode: • The making of Funny Garden and Aaron’s approach to stand-up • Why awkward timing can be a superpower • Santino and Aaron talk writing, bombing, and embracing weirdness • How originality still cuts through in a crowded comedy world Drop a comment with your favorite Aaron Chen moment. #WhiskeyGinger #AndrewSantino #AaronChen #FunnyGarden #NetflixComedy #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PodcastClips #comedians ===================================================== This episode is sponsored by: FANDUEL HEAD TO https://fanduel.com/whiskey TO GET STARTED! SQUARESPACE USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://squarespace.com/whiskey SQUARE USE PROMO CODE: WHISKEY GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://square.com/go/ginger Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long-distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  When you shop Kroger Delivery, you can expect the savings you love and fresh groceries delivered right to your door. From delicious produce to everyday essentials, enjoy the convenience of delivery and the trusted selection you've come to know from Kroger. Because bringing you fresh, quality groceries is what we do best. Right now, enjoy free delivery on orders of $50 or more with your digital coupon. Restrictions apply. See site for details. Kroger. Fresh for everyone.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  Now at Lowe's. Faster quotes start at the Lowe's Pro Desk. Got a material list handwritten on a sticky note or saved as a photo? Perfect. Bring it to us and get a quote in minutes. And if you don't see what you need on the shelf, we'll help you get it. You can access thousands of products beyond what's available in-store or on Lowe's.com right from the Lowe's Pro Desk. Build quotes faster and source the materials you need to keep your jobs moving. Just like that. At Lowe's.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger A Wave Series presented by FanDuel. Hey, Whisk Ginger fans. I am in Las Vegas. Tomorrow night, I'll be in Las Vegas at the Win, at the Win Casino in Las Vegas. Then, then I'm gonna be at the Borgata in Atlantic City and at Lil' Roadie Fest up in Providence, Rhode Island. And then Bobby Lee and I are gonna be doing the Netflix is a Joke Fest here in Los Angeles at the YouTube Theater down there in SoFi Stadium. Come out and see me. Go to andrewsantino.com. Tomorrow night, I'm in Vegas, baby. Let's roll with M. Dyson. Come out and see your boy. AndrewSantino.com.

• 2:06Speaker 04

  In here, we pour whiskey. Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 2:11Speaker 05

  You're that creature in the ginger beard.

• 2:13Speaker 06

  Sturdy and ginger.

• 2:15Speaker 05

  Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.

• 2:17Speaker 06

  Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey. $75 for the horse.

• 2:22Speaker 07

  Gingers? Aw, hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.

• 2:30Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Junior. My guest today is one of my favorite people on earth. I say that for all my guests, but I mean it once again today, it's Aaron Chen.

• 2:36Speaker 08

  Hello Andrew, how you doing?

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  How did that sound? That sound good? Aaron Chen.

• 2:40Speaker 08

  It sounded really good and thanks for saying what you just said.

• 2:43Andrew Santino?

  Maybe that's your SNL in Aaron Chen.

• 2:47Speaker 08

  Yeah. Is that still Daryl Hammond?

• 2:50Andrew Santino?

  I think so, right? It's gotta be, isn't it still Daryl Hammond? I feel like it's gotta be.

• 2:54Speaker 08

  Does he come in and do it or does?

• 2:56Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure he does it from his house.

• 2:57Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 2:57Andrew Santino?

  I'm sure they just sent him a mic and goes in his bathroom. Aaron Chen, musical guest, chumbawumba.

• 3:05Speaker 08

  I've never met the guy, Daryl Hammond. You haven't met him?

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I have. He's here, he lives here. He's a great guy.

• 3:10Speaker 08

  He lives in LA.

• 3:11Andrew Santino?

  See, I don't know if he lives here now, but he's here a lot. So I don't know where he resides, but Daryl is around. He was at the store. Weren't you there that night? He was there a week ago. It was like me, Paulie, Jay, Leno. It's kinda crazy.

• 3:23Speaker 08

  I've never seen his comedy.

• 3:24Andrew Santino?

  Funny guy dude.

• 3:25Speaker 08

  That's, isn't that crazy? Like he's so famous, you know him from everything, but I just never, never saw him.

• 3:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but also, you know, I'm a little older than you and he was kind of somewhat in my generation of SNL. So it was probably off your radar.

• 3:41Speaker 08

  I'm from Australia, we don't get much. We got trickles of stuff.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you, yeah, you got the television show Trickles?

• 3:47Speaker 08

  Trickles, yeah.

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  What a great show that is.

• 3:49Speaker 08

  We actually mainly got Frasier. That was like a big television show in Australia.

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 3:55Speaker 08

  Frasier.

• 3:55Andrew Santino?

  Did you like Frasier?

• 3:58Speaker 08

  I mean, I was like seven, I couldn't relate to this guy.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  You couldn't relate to this white guy in an office?

• 4:02Speaker 08

  Who likes salad and scrambled eggs. I never get that.

• 4:07Andrew Santino?

  What is it, walnuts and he likes Waldorf salads?

• 4:09Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's unbelievable.

• 4:10Andrew Santino?

  (singing) scrambled eggs. It was such a pretentious, I hated that show. I thought that show was like the worst. Where in Australia again?

• 4:16Speaker 08

  Sydney, Australia.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:17Speaker 08

  You've been all around, right?

• 4:19Andrew Santino?

  We've done it multiple times. I lived down in Melbourne when I shot a movie for a couple of months.

• 4:24Speaker 08

  No way.

• 4:24Andrew Santino?

  Which I fell deeply in love with.

• 4:25Speaker 08

  Which movie, is it out?

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, it was called Ricky Stanicki. It was on Amazon.

• 4:30Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 4:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we did it down there. Um, we used the same crew that La Brea used. You know La Brea, the TV show? They shot that there.

• 4:37Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  Now we're talking about it.

• 4:39Speaker 08

  Did you like the Australian crews?

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  They were unbelievable.

• 4:42Speaker 08

  Yeah, this is what people say.

• 4:43Andrew Santino?

  A little too nice.

• 4:46Speaker 08

  Too nice. How do you mean by that?

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, because in America, these are union crews. And so these people are a little bit more gritty and a little bit more like. They kind of fuck you off a little bit. Australia was very like, morning Andrew, how are you mate? You're good? And I'm like, at like five in the morning, like when we do morning shoots. They were so excited to see us. Because they're happy about the work.

• 5:06Speaker 08

  But also because you're American, like any, like you're a famous American, but any American is a superstar in Australia.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't know about that. I just think they were, is that spilling everywhere? That's the funniest thing in the world. He opened up a.

• 5:20Speaker 08

  And it's going, it's really going.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  Fucking idiot.

• 5:23Speaker 08

  What's that drink?

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  It's a coffee.

• 5:25Speaker 08

  That's a milky drink as well.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  God damn dude, it's like you never stop fucking up. You're so dumb. I love you. I yelled at him in front of someone at Gelson's. I go, that's my son. I'm yelling at my son. They do believe that you're my son. Anyway, back to us. You're annoying. God, McCon.

• 5:44Speaker 08

  Are you on all the podcasts?

• 5:45Andrew Santino?

  He is. Yes, he does them all for us and he should be fired. If you know anybody that could do it better.

• 5:51Speaker 08

  They're Australians? They're very nice.

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  They're very nice. They are too nice. Get us back, get us back. No, they're, they were very, um, they were happy to have us there, but they were also extremely peppy. And that is hard sometimes in the morning. Because sometimes you're tired, you just kind of want to be left alone. But man, those Australian crews were just.

• 6:13Speaker 08

  Maybe, maybe not just nice, but like, cause American crews are nice. But Australian crews are like, they're maybe very familiar, very like, it's like down to earth, it's casual.

• 6:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I just think they want to make you happy. So they go above and beyond. And American crews are a little bit more gritty because they're used to the work. So it's a little bit, it's just like clocking in, clocking out.

• 6:33Speaker 08

  Yeah. Well, when my experience of Australian crews as an Australian actor in Australia is. They treat you like you're part of the crew. Like it's like at, at the start, they're very nice to you, a few weeks and they're like, oh, you want that, you know? You want a water? Like.

• 6:50Andrew Santino?

  Get it yourself.

• 6:51Speaker 08

  The water's over there. That's the vibe. But I feel like in America, they're always, they're, they're tending to you.

• 6:57Andrew Santino?

  They can be, they can be. Otherwise, or you're on a show for a couple of years, you get used to everybody and then they don't, uh. Then they don't want to talk to you.

• 7:04Speaker 08

  They don't care about you anymore.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  No, and they shouldn't. Actors are bullshit. Acting is bullshit.

• 7:08Speaker 08

  Have you been on a long-term show?

• 7:10Andrew Santino?

  The longest thing I ever did was three years. I did a show called Dave on FX.

• 7:14Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 7:14Andrew Santino?

  With Little Dicky. That was three years and that was the longest I've ever done. I did one year.

• 7:18Speaker 08

  And they got sick of you.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  They got really sick of me, yeah. FX called, they were like, enough of this bullshit.

• 7:22Speaker 08

  Do you play pranks on the crew and stuff like that? Is that the vibe?

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  I'm always pranking.

• 7:27Speaker 08

  You're pranking.

• 7:27Andrew Santino?

  Always big pranker. I'm a huge pranker.

• 7:30Speaker 08

  Jackass style.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Big jackass guy. I would just kick the director in the penis every day. That was my thing.

• 7:35Speaker 08

  That's awesome. That's cool.

• 7:37Andrew Santino?

  I slashed the executive producer's tires every other week. That was kind of a rad move.

• 7:41Speaker 08

  That's funny as hell.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was very funny.

• 7:43Speaker 08

  Everyone's laughing.

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  I lit one of the lead girl's trailer on fire. I lit the whole thing on fire and her dog was in there. So, yeah, the dog died. It was a big-

• 7:52Speaker 08

  You got her a new dog, though.

• 7:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we got her a new dog. That was part of the prank. Yeah, but we pranked her. We pretended this was the same dog, so we got her. We got her ass so good.

• 8:00Speaker 08

  Same dog prank.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, same dog prank. Um, and that was kind of it. I mean, the only other thing I did was, um, uh, oh.

• 8:08Speaker 08

  You did Beef?

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  What's that?

• 8:09Speaker 08

  You did Beef?

• 8:10Andrew Santino?

  I did Beef. That was a big prank show.

• 8:11Speaker 08

  That's a Korean show.

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  That was a Korean show.

• 8:13Speaker 08

  You've been on a Korean show before.

• 8:15Andrew Santino?

  I'm with a Korean man most days of my life. Yeah, yeah. He is the kind of the, he's kind of the king of the Koreans in America.

• 8:22Speaker 08

  Yeah, he is.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  For American-

• 8:24Speaker 08

  A lot of respect.

• 8:25Andrew Santino?

  Entertainers, he's-

• 8:26Speaker 08

  He's the Korean.

• 8:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, he-

• 8:28Speaker 08

  There's, there's two styles. I think there's Bobby Lee's style and Henry Cho's style.

• 8:32Andrew Santino?

  Well, Cho is respected. Bobby's loved. There's two different, it's very different.

• 8:36Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 8:37Andrew Santino?

  You can neither be respected or loved. You can't-

• 8:39Speaker 08

  Drunken master style, you know?

• 8:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. You can't be, you can't be both.

• 8:42Speaker 08

  Can't be both.

• 8:42Andrew Santino?

  Which one are you?

• 8:44Speaker 08

  I don't know.

• 8:45Andrew Santino?

  Are you respected or loved?

• 8:46Speaker 08

  Sometimes I feel a bit Cho, sometimes I feel a bit Lee, you know?

• 8:49Andrew Santino?

  You like to touch both bases.

• 8:50Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  Good for you.

• 8:52Speaker 08

  Haven't figured it out yet. I need to choose a master.

• 8:55Andrew Santino?

  You can be your own master.

• 8:56Speaker 08

  I try to be.

• 8:57Andrew Santino?

  You should be.

• 8:58Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 8:59Andrew Santino?

  You really should be because I think you're, are you a prankster?

• 9:02Speaker 08

  I'm a little gentle. I'm very gentle pranking.

• 9:05Andrew Santino?

  Start pranking, dude.

• 9:06Speaker 08

  Psychological style.

• 9:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it really kind of ruins someone's psyche. That's how you really get-

• 9:10Speaker 08

  Over time, they don't even know they're being pranked.

• 9:12Andrew Santino?

  They have no idea.

• 9:14Speaker 08

  They have no idea.

• 9:14Andrew Santino?

  You just created a Truman Show world for somebody? You really diabolically shapeshift someone's reality?

• 9:20Speaker 08

  That's what I'd like to do.

• 9:22Andrew Santino?

  That'd be very fun.

• 9:22Speaker 08

  And then you do a reveal camera there.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  Cameras, cameras everywhere. Kind of like Nathan Fielder.

• 9:27Speaker 08

  Nathan, Nathan Fielder.

• 9:28Andrew Santino?

  He's very good at that.

• 9:29Speaker 08

  Do you know him?

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  I met him one time.

• 9:32Speaker 08

  Me too.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  I met him one time, we worked on a thing together, we didn't really speak much, he was a very um interesting person.

• 9:38Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  What was your experience?

• 9:41Speaker 08

  I did a set in Toronto in, at the Comedy Bar, do you know this place?

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 9:46Speaker 08

  Yeah, and uh he was just there, he was around, I said, I'm a big fan of yours, I said, I love a sketch about, maybe about blueberries or something like that, and he's like, which one? I froze.

• 9:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:00Speaker 08

  I was like, I didn't know there was more than one.

• 10:02Andrew Santino?

  Just take the love.

• 10:03Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, just take the love and let's move on.

• 10:05Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 10:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you don't, well, that's why.

• 10:07Speaker 08

  That was psychological.

• 10:08Andrew Santino?

  Whenever you say to someone, I'm a big fan, it is interesting, I'm gonna start doing that, when someone goes, hey man, big fan, I'm gonna go, of what? What do you, what specifically are you a fan of?

• 10:17Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 10:17Andrew Santino?

  Cause that will really choke people up. I actually really like it now, when someone comes up to me and goes, hey man, I'm not a fan, but my uh, my buddy is, can I get a picture? I love that.

• 10:27Speaker 08

  You love that?

• 10:28Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's so funny.

• 10:29Speaker 08

  It keeps you humble.

• 10:29Andrew Santino?

  It's just funny when someone has the balls to be like, hey man, I don't really like you or know you, but I'll take a picture with you for my friend, I'm like, that's so funny.

• 10:36Speaker 08

  Do you like when people come up?

• 10:38Andrew Santino?

  And say hi?

• 10:38Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 10:39Andrew Santino?

  As long as you're cool.

• 10:40Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  Some people are rude and weird, but if you're cool and you're like, hey man, what's up, big fan, that's fine. Some people are really um invasive. If I'm at dinner with my wife, it would be nice to not.

• 10:52Speaker 08

  Sure.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  But people do.

• 10:54Speaker 08

  I once saw you at a pizza shop.

• 10:56Andrew Santino?

  Me?

• 10:57Speaker 08

  Yeah, I didn't say hi, cause it looked uh private.

• 11:00Andrew Santino?

  Wait, why didn't you say hello? Where was the pizza shop, here on the state?

• 11:03Speaker 08

  It was in uh Los Angeles.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  Where?

• 11:05Speaker 08

  There's a slice shop somewhere, maybe in a strip mall.

• 11:08Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 11:09Speaker 08

  Do you know what I'm talking about?

• 11:10Andrew Santino?

  I do, I know what you're saying, yes.

• 11:11Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, late night.

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  Late night.

• 11:13Speaker 08

  You probably did a set somewhere, you went to get a slice of pizza. But we were, I was with a group of friends, it was a fast.

• 11:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, and you were like, I'm not gonna.

• 11:22Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, he'll let you, live and let live.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  See, that's why I respect you and I like you. We didn't even know each other and I was like, I really like him. Put him on the show. I just could feel in my bones.

• 11:31Speaker 08

  You saw me not saying hi.

• 11:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I, well, actually, the pizza shop owner who I know very well, reported that to me. He said, you know, Aaron Chen came in and he looked at you and decided not to bother you. And I said, I'm gonna have him on Whiskey Ginger.

• 11:42Speaker 08

  That's amazing.

• 11:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that was kinda my move. Yeah, it pays, it pays.

• 11:46Speaker 08

  To not say hi. Never say hi to anyone.

• 11:48Andrew Santino?

  Don't say hi, pays off in the long run.

• 11:49Speaker 08

  You'll be on a podcast.

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  Where are you living now?

• 11:51Speaker 08

  New York.

• 11:52Andrew Santino?

  Where in New York?

• 11:53Speaker 08

  Brooklyn, Brooklyn Heights.

• 11:55Andrew Santino?

  Okay, put the address right here. Please go say hello to him. Do you like Brooklyn?

• 11:58Speaker 08

  I love it.

• 11:59Andrew Santino?

  Cause Brooklyn, well, it's interesting. Sydney is kind of the Los Angeles of Australia and Brooklyn is like the Melbourne of Australia.

• 12:07Speaker 08

  That's what people say.

• 12:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:08Speaker 08

  Or like New York in general is Melbourne, they say.

• 12:11Andrew Santino?

  Very Melbourne-y, yeah. It's very like culturally that way.

• 12:13Speaker 08

  But the thing is like, I love New York and I would live in New York. I wouldn't necessarily live in Melbourne.

• 12:20Andrew Santino?

  Would you ever live here?

• 12:22Speaker 08

  I would, but for the weather. I think for the weather, the beaches. Yeah, yeah, it's, it's a lot like Sydney. I like driving.

• 12:31Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 12:32Speaker 08

  You like driving?

• 12:33Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 12:33Speaker 08

  I like putting stuff in the, you call it the boot or the trunk?

• 12:37Andrew Santino?

  Uh, for you, we'll call it the boot.

• 12:39Speaker 08

  You call it the boot.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for you.

• 12:41Speaker 08

  For me, for me.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  But behind your back, we call it a trunk. But a trunk doesn't seem right because a trunk is the front of an elephant.

• 12:47Speaker 08

  Interesting. But the boot is the feet, the shoes for feet.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you get the boot, meaning you get kicked out, you get kicked in the ass. That's exactly, this is the etymology of everything. We'll go over it. Yeah, do you know where the word jeans comes from?

• 13:00Speaker 08

  No, jeans, Sydney Sweeney.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 13:03Speaker 08

  Yep.

• 13:03Andrew Santino?

  So Sydney's great-great-grandfather was a pretty notorious, I mean, I don't know if I could say it, slave owner, right?

• 13:12Speaker 08

  Is that true?

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, oh yeah, this is all very true.

• 13:15Speaker 08

  It's documented.

• 13:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's written down. And apparently he owned so much land and had so much extra resources and he owned textile factories. He started making. Pants for people that had his bloodline, his lineage. He said, "So you can only wear these if you have my jeans."

• 13:31Speaker 08

  Interesting.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  And that's where the word jeans comes from, Sidney Sunni's great-great-grandfather.

• 13:35Speaker 08

  That's crazy. So it is linked.

• 13:36Andrew Santino?

  That's very, that's why that commercial, I guess, upset a few people. And it shouldn't have. I mean, it was, it's her family lineage.

• 13:43Speaker 08

  It's nice.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  It's very good. What?

• 13:45Speaker 09

  You don't know why it's called a trunk?

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  Why is it called a trunk?

• 13:47Speaker 09

  It's kind of a long rabbit hole, but it comes from the Latin truncus, like a tree trunk, cut off or mutilated is what it means. And it was meant something that's hollowed out, or like a trunk. Where you put stuff in.

• 13:58Andrew Santino?

  That is actually very funny. So it's a trunk, a trunk.

• 14:01Speaker 09

  And auto manufacturers named it a trunk because people would put their trunks there.

• 14:04Andrew Santino?

  You know, you could have truncated that whole story.

• 14:06Speaker 08

  Trunk, yeah, yeah.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  We didn't need that fucking dumb shit, dude. You're fired. You spilled coffee? You're fired. You could have truncated that. That's where trunk come from. Where does boot come from is actually more interesting. Why do they call it boot? And bonnet, boot and a bonnet.

• 14:19Speaker 08

  Bonnet, bonnet's the front, right?

• 14:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I do love that. I think that's a rad, that's a really cool word, a bonnet.

• 14:24Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 14:24Andrew Santino?

  Because a bonnet goes on your head.

• 14:26Speaker 08

  We call it the hood. Do you call it the hood? Oh, the hood is the top, the cap. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:33Andrew Santino?

  But the front.

• 14:33Speaker 08

  The, all of it's called the bonnet.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the bon, we don't say bonnet though, I don't even know. We just call it the hood, the, under the hood.

• 14:39Speaker 08

  Under the hood, yeah.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  What's under the hood? What is the, what's the boot come from?

• 14:43Speaker 09

  Boot comes from the term boot locker on carriages, where drivers stored boots and personal items.

• 14:48Andrew Santino?

  God, that makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

• 14:49Speaker 08

  But you guys don't say that.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  No, because we never stored our boots there. As Americans, um, they never took off their boots. We, we never stopped working.

• 14:56Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, interesting.

• 14:57Andrew Santino?

  So the rest of the world went to bed at night, we don't, we don't sleep.

• 15:01Speaker 08

  Never sleeps.

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  Never sleep, never stop. And that's why we've been number one for a long time.

• 15:04Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  You know, we're, we're number one in everything. Name something, we're number one.

• 15:10Speaker 08

  Swimming. Swimming, that's number one, yeah. That's an easy one to start, but I'm trying to think. Trying to think of other, other stuff.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  Okay, murder rate.

• 15:19Speaker 08

  Murder rate?

• 15:20Andrew Santino?

  No one's better than us. Name a place that has a better murder rate than us.

• 15:23Speaker 08

  Maybe like Somalia.

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  Nice try dude. Nice try. You're out of your mind.

• 15:27Speaker 08

  You don't think so?

• 15:28Andrew Santino?

  We're the best killers in the world.

• 15:29Speaker 08

  You're good at killing.

• 15:30Andrew Santino?

  We're number one. I'm telling you we're number one.

• 15:31Speaker 08

  There is killing. Australia is not good at killing.

• 15:34Andrew Santino?

  You guys are a little lax on killing. I do think once in a while someone will wield a pipe or a knife.

• 15:41Speaker 08

  They'll do it. We had a people, we had one punch type things.

• 15:45Andrew Santino?

  One punch knockouts?

• 15:46Speaker 08

  Yeah, so Sydney, the whole of Sydney, there's new laws that just got revoked, but it meant you couldn't go into a bar after 12 a.m. Like, that's the cutoff.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  Wait, they would close at midnight?

• 15:58Speaker 08

  Yeah, they would close at midnight and stuff, but this was because like a string of people died because people punched them in the back of their head.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 16:07Speaker 08

  Because we don't have guns. We have to punch.

• 16:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, these are your guns.

• 16:10Speaker 08

  These are the guns.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  That's the most powerful. These are the Lord's guns.

• 16:13Speaker 08

  The Lord's guns, yeah.

• 16:15Andrew Santino?

  This is a 22, but this is a 38, dude.

• 16:17Speaker 08

  That's your jab?

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, if I get a, if you fucking get in there. This one's a little bit weaker.

• 16:22Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah. That's for self-defense, but that's to say hello.

• 16:26Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm. Or I'll jerk you off while I punch you, you know? Just to like give you some love and then also hurt you at the same time.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  Now at Lowe's, faster quotes start at the Lowe's Pro Desk. Got a material list handwritten on a sticky note or saved as a photo? Perfect. Bring it to us and get a quote in minutes. And if you don't see what you need on the shelf, we'll help you get it. You can access thousands of products beyond what's available in store or on Lowe's.com, right from the Lowe's Pro Desk. Build quotes faster and source the materials you need to keep your jobs moving. Just like that, at Lowe's.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you guys are sweet, sweet, sweet people that do like to drink. You guys are bad boy party animals. Are you a bad boy party animal?

• 18:10Speaker 08

  Not me myself. I get red. I can't even drink, you know? I'm intolerant. I got the disease. You know about this?

• 18:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, man, I'm friends with many, many Asians.

• 18:18Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 18:19Andrew Santino?

  And most of my Asian friends have it.

• 18:21Speaker 08

  A lot of them, I think Korean people, they push through. Like, my wife, she pushed through. She pushed through the disease. Yeah, she's Korean.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  So Koreans have it less so than Chinese. Chinese have it pretty bad. I think most of my Chinese friends get it.

• 18:34Speaker 08

  It's horrible.

• 18:35Andrew Santino?

  And Japanese, um, they drink so much, I don't think it ma- it doesn't even matter.

• 18:40Speaker 08

  Yeah, they're like the salaryman culture. They drink after work.

• 18:44Andrew Santino?

  It's great. Have you ever run into these guys? Have you been to Japan?

• 18:46Speaker 08

  I've been to Japan.

• 18:47Andrew Santino?

  You seen them passed out on the street, in the sidewalk?

• 18:49Speaker 08

  Maybe I have seen it, but I didn't.

• 18:50Andrew Santino?

  I've seen it a few times. It's actually really sad to see a man in a suit.

• 18:54Speaker 08

  Passed out.

• 18:54Andrew Santino?

  With throw up all over. It's kind of like the saddest shit you've ever seen. And, but it's culturally normal and okay.

• 19:00Speaker 08

  And then back to work the next day.

• 19:01Andrew Santino?

  Back to work. You gotta go back to work. Scrape off the puke and go back.

• 19:03Speaker 08

  Are you a big party guy?

• 19:05Andrew Santino?

  I like to have a couple of cocktails. I like to have a-

• 19:07Speaker 08

  Are you from Los Angeles?

• 19:08Andrew Santino?

  I'm from Chicago.

• 19:09Speaker 08

  You're from Chicago.

• 19:10Andrew Santino?

  Where we drink and where we eat bad foods and-

• 19:13Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, you can do it all.

• 19:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Uh, Chicago, number one for heart attacks. Number one.

• 19:18Speaker 08

  But this is like the opposite culture, you know?

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  This is health.

• 19:20Speaker 08

  This is like activewear, running.

• 19:22Andrew Santino?

  So this is where I kind of am in the, this is the yin and yang of life.

• 19:25Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  I'm an alcoholic from the Midwest who came here to live a healthier life.

• 19:29Speaker 08

  You need to be here.

• 19:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. So I'll blackout on a Tuesday, but I'll be at yoga Wednesday morning.

• 19:33Speaker 08

  Great.

• 19:34Andrew Santino?

  That's kind of, that's what you-

• 19:34Speaker 08

  That's balance.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have to have that.

• 19:36Speaker 08

  You can do yoga?

• 19:38Andrew Santino?

  No, I won't. I refuse. Yeah, I refuse. I refuse unless it's an all-male class. I don't like these mixed classes.

• 19:44Speaker 08

  You don't like?

• 19:44Andrew Santino?

  I don't want women to see me in vulnerable positions.

• 19:47Speaker 08

  Oh, you meant gender. No.

• 19:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 19:48Speaker 08

  Not race.

• 19:49Andrew Santino?

  No, no. Oh, um, race too. Race too. No.

• 19:57Andrew Santino?

  I won't take a yoga class, well, first of all, yoga classes are usually all white.

• 20:01Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 20:02Andrew Santino?

  By the way.

• 20:02Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 20:03Andrew Santino?

  No, I won't do a yoga, I would do a yoga class with all men.

• 20:07Speaker 08

  Yeah, that would be fun, huh?

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  That's funny, cuz with women, I feel vulnerable. I don't want some girl looking, I look, I'll look dumb and

• 20:13Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 20:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't want them to laugh at me and snicker and then it's a reminder of, you know, then it's junior high all over again.

• 20:18Speaker 08

  It's my feet, I feel self-conscious about my feet. I've got like bunions and stuff like that.

• 20:22Andrew Santino?

  Do you have bad feet?

• 20:23Speaker 08

  Bad feet, yeah.

• 20:24Andrew Santino?

  From what, soccer?

• 20:24Speaker 08

  Flat feet. I played soccer, yeah, I did.

• 20:27Andrew Santino?

  That's why, yeah.

• 20:27Speaker 08

  Yeah, everything.

• 20:28Andrew Santino?

  How, how big, let me guess how big your shoe is, uh, and this is gonna be US size.

• 20:31Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 20:32Andrew Santino?

  That's a seven and a half.

• 20:35Speaker 08

  That's it, yeah.

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, is it?

• 20:36Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, this, this will either be a seven or a seven and a half shoe.

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  It looks seven and a half, yeah.

• 20:41Speaker 08

  Do you want me to look?

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, please.

• 20:44Speaker 08

  Seven, this is seven. But that's really good.

• 20:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and everyone, I'm pretty good at stuff like this.

• 20:50Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:50Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda my specialty.

• 20:51Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 20:51Andrew Santino?

  And then everyone always has one foot that's bigger than the other one.

• 20:54Speaker 08

  Interesting.

• 20:55Andrew Santino?

  A little bit, right?

• 20:55Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  It's usually by like an eighth of an inch or something like that.

• 20:59Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  I would guess, do you know with yours?

• 21:01Speaker 08

  I don't know, so you could guess.

• 21:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but will you go home and text me later if, when you find out?

• 21:06Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:07Andrew Santino?

  Cuz we can put it up on the show and say Andrew was right or wrong.

• 21:09Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 21:09Andrew Santino?

  I will say, you seem like a guy who's right foot longer.

• 21:14Speaker 08

  Okay, I'll have a look.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Do you kick righty or kick lefty?

• 21:17Speaker 08

  I kick right.

• 21:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, your right foot's longer, yeah. Your right foot's a little bit longer.

• 21:20Speaker 08

  Are you a soccer player?

• 21:21Andrew Santino?

  I played it when I was a child.

• 21:23Speaker 08

  Chicago Fire.

• 21:24Andrew Santino?

  Chicago Fire, what a team.

• 21:25Speaker 08

  What a team.

• 21:26Andrew Santino?

  I went to high school with the guy that played for the Fire.

• 21:27Speaker 08

  Nice, incredible.

• 21:29Andrew Santino?

  And then I went to the Sting when I was a kid, which is their indoor soccer team.

• 21:33Speaker 08

  Yep.

• 21:34Andrew Santino?

  That's how much I used to love soccer when I was a little boy. And ironically, now I don't even care about it. And Bobby is a massive soccer fan.

• 21:41Speaker 08

  He's a big soccer guy?

• 21:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 21:42Speaker 08

  You guys go to the World Cup?

• 21:44Andrew Santino?

  He, he would, I wouldn't go.

• 21:46Speaker 08

  You wouldn't go? That's like once in a lifetime stuff, you know?

• 21:49Andrew Santino?

  But it's so much commotion. I'm kind of autistic in that right, I don't like big crowds.

• 21:54Speaker 08

  You don't go to any sport?

• 21:56Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, uh, I will, I will.

• 21:59Speaker 08

  You go to like golf?

• 22:01Andrew Santino?

  No, I never would go, that golf's too much.

• 22:03Speaker 08

  Tennis maybe?

• 22:04Andrew Santino?

  Tennis is cool, you can sit and you can hide away.

• 22:06Speaker 08

  And that's quiet, that's nice. You can have a big sensory like the earphones on.

• 22:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and I can play with my little toys that I get, yeah, my little fidget spinners. What's the, yeah, I can go to a sport if it's sitting to watch, but if it's walking to observe? Like.

• 22:21Speaker 08

  Concerts?

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Uh, they're a little hard for me.

• 22:24Speaker 08

  Yeah, I don't like them anyway.

• 22:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:27Speaker 08

  I feel like I like the first song, the last song, and then it's like, if you're standing, it's horrible, you know?

• 22:32Andrew Santino?

  Just play the first and last.

• 22:33Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:34Andrew Santino?

  That should be a tour called First and Last. The band just does the first song and the last song.

• 22:38Speaker 08

  That'd be great.

• 22:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's awesome.

• 22:40Speaker 08

  Would you go to that?

• 22:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're back home by nine, it's amazing.

• 22:43Speaker 08

  Half the price, two songs.

• 22:44Andrew Santino?

  Half the price for two songs.

• 22:46Speaker 08

  Great.

• 22:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't like the, uh, I do really wanna go to a little more live shit, but we perform live, so it's hard to go to live stuff, cuz you already have, you live that world.

• 22:55Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda hard, but if I can sit quietly and observe. Like, we went to Wimbledon this last year, that was amazing.

• 23:02Speaker 08

  That's very quiet, that's like one of the most quiet tennis ones.

• 23:05Andrew Santino?

  It was incredible.

• 23:06Speaker 08

  That's the autistic sport, autistic gentleman's sport.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  A gentleman autistic, that is very much so. And we sat next to, um, or we sat near, uh, um,

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

  Riz Ahmed, do you know who that is?

• 23:22Speaker 08

  Yeah, British actor.

• 23:23Andrew Santino?

  Tremendous actor.

• 23:24Speaker 08

  I just watched his movie Relay. Did you watch it?

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

  Did you like it?

• 23:27Speaker 08

  I liked it, I liked it a lot. I watched it on the plane, it was like such a good concept.

• 23:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 08

  You know when you, there's a world and you wanna like kinda live in it for a bit?

• 23:36Andrew Santino?

  You wanna live in that world?

• 23:37Speaker 08

  Just like see what he gets up to and stuff. I wanna see, like, I wanna see like more times he's, he's done it, you know?

• 23:44Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen this movie?

• 23:45Speaker 08

  No.

• 23:45Andrew Santino?

  No, good. Good.

• 23:49Andrew Santino?

  Riz is a great, but a great guy.

• 23:50Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 23:51Andrew Santino?

  Talented guy, great actor and a great tennis watcher. Knew so much.

• 23:55Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 23:56Andrew Santino?

  Asked him a few questions. I don't know enough.

• 23:58Speaker 08

  You see Four Lions?

• 24:00Andrew Santino?

  Hmm hmm.

• 24:01Speaker 08

  Is he in that?

• 24:01Andrew Santino?

  Four Lions?

• 24:02Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 24:02Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't know what that.

• 24:03Speaker 08

  Four Lions.

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

  Lions, L I O N S?

• 24:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, can you check if he's in there? Cause I took a punt, but I.

• 24:08Speaker 09

  Yeah, he is. Omar, he's the main character.

• 24:10Speaker 08

  He is in it. He is in it.

• 24:12Andrew Santino?

  Four Lions.

• 24:13Speaker 08

  This is one of the funniest movies of all time.

• 24:15Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 24:15Speaker 09

  Twenty ten, political, British political satire comedy.

• 24:19Andrew Santino?

  Big fan.

• 24:20Speaker 08

  It's about like, uh, four terrorists who botcha, botcha bombing.

• 24:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's so smart.

• 24:27Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  Four Lions? I have to watch this.

• 24:29Speaker 09

  It's on Prime.

• 24:30Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 24:31Speaker 08

  It's funny. Yeah.

• 24:32Andrew Santino?

  Four terrorists that botcha bombing. Do you write movies? Do you write TV or film?

• 24:36Speaker 08

  I don't write. I've tried to. I can't hold, you know, like, like I do like comedy bits which are so short.

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 24:42Speaker 08

  I can't hold a story more than like. But you have. Like I tried to write a feature film one time and I was like, I'll write it. I'll see how I go. I got ten pages and it was like done.

• 24:52Andrew Santino?

  That's it, huh?

• 24:53Speaker 08

  That's not really a feature. Like they can't really stretch it out that much. Cause I've heard they can stretch it out a bit, but.

• 24:58Andrew Santino?

  Not from ten pages.

• 24:59Speaker 08

  Not from ten pages.

• 25:00Andrew Santino?

  Ten to, ten to ninety is a big. Eighty pages is hard to find. Yeah.

• 25:04Speaker 08

  Like, uh, there's like techniques like slow mo, stuff like that, but you can't hit it that much.

• 25:08Andrew Santino?

  Action lines don't take up seventy five pages, I don't think. You could try. I mean, good luck.

• 25:13Speaker 08

  Maybe I'll get someone to punch it up.

• 25:15Speaker 09

  The script for Eraserhead was only twenty two pages long.

• 25:18Andrew Santino?

  Eraserhead was twenty two pages.

• 25:19Speaker 08

  There you go.

• 25:19Andrew Santino?

  Twelve more pages, you're on your way.

• 25:21Speaker 08

  I haven't even seen it, but I gotta see it.

• 25:22Andrew Santino?

  You gotta watch it. You could tell it's twenty two pages.

• 25:24Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 25:26Andrew Santino?

  It really shows itself.

• 25:28Speaker 08

  Cause you could film other stuff while you're there. Like you see a nice like.

• 25:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:32Speaker 08

  Do you write movies?

• 25:35Andrew Santino?

  I have, I've written more TV stuff than film.

• 25:38Speaker 08

  Yeah, an episode kind of feels like okay, you know?

• 25:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah, an episode's enough.

• 25:42Speaker 08

  Cause there's like, uh, A B or plot lines and stuff like that.

• 25:46Andrew Santino?

  Beginning, middle, end. It's really easy to wrap up in, in thirty five pages. Really hard to do. Feature films tough. I give credit for people that do that. I can't.

• 25:55Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 25:55Andrew Santino?

  Not for me. We've tried. We've got a couple. We've done a few. We've written a few of them, but they're really bad. We won't. We wrote.

• 26:01Speaker 08

  So you did it. That's an achievement.

• 26:02Andrew Santino?

  I did it. Yeah, I've done it.

• 26:03Speaker 08

  That's amazing.

• 26:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I'm forty-two by now. I should have done a few more.

• 26:06Speaker 08

  Ninety pages or more?

• 26:07Andrew Santino?

  No, the comedy is usually sixty to eighty, like.

• 26:10Speaker 08

  Really?

• 26:10Andrew Santino?

  Eighty is kind of the max for comedy that you want.

• 26:12Speaker 08

  I didn't know you could do. I didn't know sixty was. I thought you had to hit ninety.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  No, you do, but also comedy is gonna always get. It's gonna inflate as time goes on.

• 26:21Speaker 08

  You're riffing.

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're riffing and your also rewrites are gonna grow it naturally into a new and adding shit and taking a. But I mean, there's no right way to do it. I mean, Tarantino wrote scripts that were like obnoxiously long, like never endingly long. And then would whittle it down to nothing.

• 26:37Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  And we're basically the modern Tarantino.

• 26:39Speaker 08

  We are, yeah.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  You and I.

• 26:40Speaker 08

  Yeah, well, you see the ten pages I wrote is.

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  Send them to me. I really wanna see them. Please send them my way.

• 26:46Speaker 08

  I'll see, I'll see.

• 26:47Andrew Santino?

  Do you miss home or no?

• 26:49Speaker 08

  Do I miss home? Sometimes I miss home. I miss more people than the actual place.

• 26:54Andrew Santino?

  Like mom and dad?

• 26:55Speaker 08

  Yeah, family and friends and stuff like that. The scene? I watched the clip. It was like a comedian that I didn't even like really hang out with or watch their stuff that much. But from Australia and I was like, damn, I miss this place.

• 27:09Andrew Santino?

  You miss that thing.

• 27:10Speaker 08

  You miss just like seeing that type of comedy all the time.

• 27:13Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 27:14Speaker 08

  Cause it's a style, you know?

• 27:15Andrew Santino?

  What you're used to.

• 27:15Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  Like your style. You're it's like you, you're saying?

• 27:19Speaker 08

  Like me, like I'm one part of it, maybe.

• 27:22Andrew Santino?

  You're a big part of it.

• 27:23Speaker 08

  Thanks.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  Cause you got over here.

• 27:25Speaker 08

  Cause I got over here.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  And people like you over here.

• 27:27Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  I like you over here.

• 27:29Speaker 08

  That's really.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  You can't leave.

• 27:31Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have to stay now.

• 27:32Speaker 08

  I will stay, yeah.

• 27:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we bought you a house in Louisville, Kentucky that we'd like you to move into.

• 27:37Speaker 08

  Louisville?

• 27:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we did.

• 27:38Speaker 08

  I went there the other day.

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  That's why we bought it. We saw that you went.

• 27:41Speaker 08

  Why'd you say Louisville?

• 27:42Andrew Santino?

  Because you went there and I said I wanna buy him a home there.

• 27:44Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 27:45Andrew Santino?

  Would your wife move there?

• 27:46Speaker 08

  To Louisville, Kentucky? I don't think. I don't think so. She she likes San Diego.

• 27:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I get that. I get that. Would you move her to San Diego?

• 27:57Speaker 08

  Maybe one day. It's very nice.

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  It, first of all, it's closer to home for you.

• 28:02Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  San Diego is a much easier flight than Brooklyn.

• 28:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, than Brooklyn.

• 28:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And also, it, it emulates a little bit of the San Diego lifestyle, I mean, uh, Sydney lifestyle.

• 28:13Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  Right? Beach life.

• 28:15Speaker 08

  Beach life.

• 28:16Andrew Santino?

  Bro, lot of bros.

• 28:17Speaker 08

  Bros.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  And you're a huge surfer.

• 28:19Speaker 08

  I'm a big bro.

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  You're a big bro.

• 28:21Speaker 08

  Big wave surfer.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Big wave? No small wave guy?

• 28:24Speaker 08

  No, no small wave.

• 28:25Andrew Santino?

  What's the smallest wave you'd hit?

• 28:28Speaker 08

  Uh, twelve foot.

• 28:29Andrew Santino?

  Twelve foot? Yeah, that's pretty small. That's pretty weak soft shit. Yeah. I'll only rip thirties.

• 28:34Speaker 08

  Do you surf?

• 28:35Andrew Santino?

  No, that's insane. It doesn't even make any sense to me why people would want to do that. Mother Nature is such an aggressive, mean...

• 28:41Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's not for humans.

• 28:43Andrew Santino?

  Nope, it's, you're not supposed to do that.

• 28:44Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 28:45Andrew Santino?

  The waves are a sign of, um, the ocean's power.

• 28:49Speaker 08

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:49Andrew Santino?

  Why would I try to fuck with that?

• 28:51Speaker 08

  It's interesting.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  And sharks. What do we, what, what's the point of any of it?

• 28:55Speaker 08

  Lot of sharks.

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Like, if when I played pickup basketball, there was a guy who just had a loose knife and you might get, I'm not interested. It's the exact same thing. It's, and also...

• 29:04Speaker 08

  They should introduce that, you know?

• 29:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, they do in certain areas.

• 29:08Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if you've been all over the US, but it is actually, it does happen at many parks. I just, I just think surfing, the respect I have for it, huge. I have some good friends that surf. I do not, I'm not interested. I don't like sand.

• 29:21Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  And I don't like being wet.

• 29:25Andrew Santino?

  March Madness is here and college basketball is non-stop. Big games, tight spreads, momentum swings every single night. And now FanDuel is giving you a way to turn that energy into even bigger wins with a college basketball parlay profit boost. Here's how it works. Build any college hoops parlay you like, whether it's the early tip, the rivalry game, the ranked matchup, the late night west coast shootout. Mix spreads, totals, props, whatever fits your read of the slate. Then just apply your profit boost and instantly bump up that potential payout. Go safe, go spicy, go with the team that you've been following all season. It's your parlay, it's your style, now with more upside behind it. You can head over to FanDuel.com/Whiskey to get started today.

• 30:09Andrew Santino?

  FanDuel, play your game. Must be 21 plus and present in select states. For Kansas, an affiliation with Kansas Star Casino. Or 18 plus and present in DC, Kentucky, or Wyoming. Opt-in required, minimum two-leg parlay required. Bonus issued as non-withdrawable boost builder tokens. Restrictions apply, including any token expiration and max wager amount. See terms at sportsbook.Fanduel.com. Gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER or 1-800-MYRESSET. Call 1-888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org/chat in Connecticut or visit mdgamblinghelp.org in Maryland. Hope is here, visit gamblinghelplineMA.org or call 800-327-5050 for 24/7 support in Massachusetts

• 30:53Andrew Santino?

  or call 1-877-8HOPENY or text HOPENY in New York. For Louisiana, call 1-877-770-7867.

• 31:06Speaker 08

  You don't like sand and wet?

• 31:09Andrew Santino?

  What do, why do I like sand?

• 31:12Speaker 08

  Sand, sand is, is not awesome.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  It gets everywhere.

• 31:15Speaker 08

  The beach is nice, like the salty water.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  I like sitting at a restaurant, having lunch or a cocktail, looking at the ocean.

• 31:21Speaker 08

  The west coast is perfect for being a beach guy.

• 31:25Andrew Santino?

  Is it, though?

• 31:26Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen this?

• 31:27Speaker 08

  What?

• 31:28Andrew Santino?

  I have sunscreen on now, inside, right now. I wear it every day of my life.

• 31:32Speaker 08

  This is bright lights, though, you know?

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  Well, these hurt a little bit, these, yeah, I put on SPF 20 for these.

• 31:36Speaker 08

  They captured the sun with these.

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  They've done a great job. This is technology at its finest.

• 31:42Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:42Andrew Santino?

  I can't be a beach guy, man, there's no, there's no, you're a beach guy?

• 31:47Speaker 08

  Not a beach guy, but like, like, we went to San Diego just then and we went to the beach, like, two times.

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  Where'd you go, La Jolla?

• 31:54Speaker 08

  Went to La Jolla one time and then we drove up, we went to Laguna Beach.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  That's Orange County, yeah, that's nice, too. Very nice, that's fancy.

• 32:01Speaker 08

  Fancy.

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  And you went there because you were a? Big Republican, that's why I know he went there.

• 32:06Speaker 08

  That's a Republican, yeah, yeah.

• 32:08Andrew Santino?

  Laguna's like MAGA heaven, right?

• 32:10Speaker 09

  All Orange County.

• 32:11Andrew Santino?

  But Laguna specifically is like MAGA, isn't that right? That's what I've heard.

• 32:14Speaker 08

  We went to watch the Melania doc there.

• 32:17Andrew Santino?

  You had to go there for the doc?

• 32:18Speaker 08

  For the doc.

• 32:21Speaker 08

  It wouldn't be fun watching it in like the Grove, you know?

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  Some bullshit liberal hub. No, you gotta go where it starts, baby.

• 32:29Speaker 08

  Oh, to Laguna, sorry.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Orange County does have, uh, they think we're all, we're liberal losers. Um, it's Orange County and, um, we don't care about Orange County at all.

• 32:43Speaker 08

  That was a big show in Australia.

• 32:44Andrew Santino?

  Orange County.

• 32:45Speaker 08

  The OC.

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Speaker 08

  Was that big here?

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  Huge, I guess, I think, right? It was big everywhere. Wasn't it?

• 32:52Speaker 09

  A little before my time.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  For the age range, it was big.

• 32:54Speaker 08

  How old are you?

• 32:55Speaker 09

  Twenty-six.

• 32:56Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  He's a baby boy.

• 32:57Speaker 08

  Very baby boy.

• 32:58Speaker 09

  I did watch Wilfred, though.

• 32:59Speaker 08

  Wilfred, Australian show? Dog man.

• 33:03Speaker 09

  Dog man.

• 33:03Speaker 08

  Dog man. Suicide.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  That's what's his name, uh, who's the actor?

• 33:10Speaker 09

  I forget the guy's name.

• 33:10Andrew Santino?

  Why can't I think of that guy's name?

• 33:12Speaker 09

  But he was in both.

• 33:12Speaker 08

  I don't have it either.

• 33:13Speaker 09

  He was in both the American and the Australian version.

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know. What is his name? Why can't I think of that guy's name? Ooh, that's annoying.

• 33:21Speaker 08

  I never watched it. Did you watch it?

• 33:22Speaker 09

  Jason Gann.

• 33:23Andrew Santino?

  Gann, Jason Gann. Shout out to Jason Gann. Sorry, Jay.

• 33:26Speaker 08

  Shout out to Jason Gann.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Who's your favorite Australian star?

• 33:30Speaker 08

  Star?

• 33:31Andrew Santino?

  Musician, actor, performer, anything. Anybody from your country.

• 33:35Speaker 08

  Great question.

• 33:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:38Speaker 08

  Disregarding sports, you can't regard sport, but, um, I think what Jacob Elordi is doing, that's kinda, he's doing nice with it, like, he's kinda keeping it low-key as well, you know? Like, he's not doing like everything.

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  Right, he's kind of, um.

• 33:52Speaker 08

  He does what he wants to do.

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's almost like, he's getting close to the resume of like a, uh, Daniel Day-Lewis type.

• 34:03Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  Where you kinda pick and choose, you get a little, you know, you're allowed to be a little bit more picky now, you get the respect, you've done like the.

• 34:08Speaker 08

  Young Daniel Day.

• 34:10Andrew Santino?

  Young DD.

• 34:11Speaker 08

  Young DD.

• 34:11Andrew Santino?

  A young D, young DD.

• 34:12Speaker 08

  D-Day.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  D-Day, whoa, tough time. Don't bring that up, dude. That'll, you get my grandpa coming out of me now, man. Don't do that, okay? That's insanely offensive. He is probably the greatest. He's probably one of the greatest exports you guys have ever pushed out.

• 34:27Speaker 08

  There's a lot, though.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Other than Aaron Chen.

• 34:29Speaker 08

  We got a lot.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Na- name them.

• 34:32Speaker 08

  Eric Banner?

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Fine, Banner's fine.

• 34:35Speaker 08

  Russell Crowe? Crowe could be New Zealand.

• 34:38Andrew Santino?

  He, he's, he's New Zealand.

• 34:40Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so don't.

• 34:41Speaker 08

  Margot?

• 34:41Andrew Santino?

  Margot Robbie is interesting because we don't, we love her.

• 34:46Speaker 08

  You love her, yeah.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  But we don't respect her.

• 34:48Speaker 08

  You don't respect, say, maybe same with the Hem- Hemsworth?

• 34:53Andrew Santino?

  Sarah Snook? Snook, we love Snook! She's the best. Naomi Watts. Fine, take it or leave it.

• 35:00Speaker 08

  Nicole Kidman?

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  Again, another one I can take or leave.

• 35:02Speaker 08

  AMC?

• 35:03Andrew Santino?

  Anybody that was married to Tom Cruise. Yeah. Heath Ledger. Rest in peace, dog. Tony Collette.

• 35:09Speaker 08

  Keith Urban?

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  Keith Urban, can you guys take back? Can you take that one back? You mind taking that one back? Isn't that funny with Nicole Kidman, anybody that was married to Tom Cruise goes down on a notch for me. Like, Ca- Ca- uh, uh.

• 35:21Speaker 08

  Katie Holmes?

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  Katie Holmes, loved her when I was a kid.

• 35:24Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  And then when I found out she married that guy, I go, well, I don't wanna watch her films anymore.

• 35:28Speaker 08

  Why, why is that?

• 35:29Andrew Santino?

  Because he's got a very about him.

• 35:33Speaker 08

  Yeah, he's like.

• 35:34Andrew Santino?

  It gives me the yucky creepies.

• 35:35Speaker 08

  It is the yucky creepies, but it's exciting as well.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, it's fun to watch. I'm gonna watch his stuff, but if I know you married him, almost like, um.

• 35:43Speaker 08

  You get a cake if you're in his orbit.

• 35:45Andrew Santino?

  I got a cake.

• 35:46Speaker 08

  You got a cake?

• 35:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:47Speaker 08

  Nice.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  No, I've never gotten a Tom Cruise cake.

• 35:49Speaker 08

  Imagine that.

• 35:50Andrew Santino?

  Coconut cake?

• 35:51Speaker 08

  Yeah, the coconut cake.

• 35:52Andrew Santino?

  All about the coconut cake from, where is it, from Brentwood or something? Yeah. Yeah.

• 35:55Speaker 08

  From Brentwood.

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I just feel like, you know how, when you were young, okay, when you were in high school, and there was a girl maybe you had a crush on?

• 36:03Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 36:03Andrew Santino?

  And then whomever she hu- hung out with or hooked up with, or whatever guy she would end up dating, if you didn't like that guy, it like grossed you out about the girl. You're like, you dated that guy?

• 36:15Speaker 08

  Yeah, right.

• 36:16Andrew Santino?

  You were so cool, that guy stinks. That's how I feel at everyone that goes down that path.

• 36:20Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 36:21Andrew Santino?

  You're like, you dated that guy? I thought you were rad! How did you lose it? What slipped? Or what, what do you know that I need to know?

• 36:29Speaker 08

  But, don't you find that like with almost everyone in your high school? You know, you look back.

• 36:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I guess that's true, yeah.

• 36:36Speaker 08

  What are they doing now? Like, they used to be like, so cool to me.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  A lot of cool people. Were you cool in high school?

• 36:42Speaker 08

  I wasn't cool, I was just regular, like I wasn't uncool or cool.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  Funny?

• 36:46Speaker 08

  I started comedy at fifteen.

• 36:49Andrew Santino?

  What would people say that, okay, now?

• 36:51Speaker 08

  Mm-hmm.

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  What are you now, tw- uh, tw- uh, twelve years later out of high school?

• 36:56Speaker 08

  Fifteen years later.

• 36:57Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen years later.

• 36:58Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 37:00Andrew Santino?

  Fifteen years later, what do they say? They say, "Oh, Aaron Chen, you know what about that guy?" What? What would they say about you?

• 37:05Speaker 08

  Racist.

• 37:06Andrew Santino?

  They would say racist, yeah, and that's a good, that's a, well, you gotta stay strong, brother. Gotta stay strong.

• 37:11Speaker 08

  What would they say? They'd say, I don't know.

• 37:13Andrew Santino?

  He wa- in high school, Aaron was...

• 37:16Speaker 08

  I would... That's a great question. I was like, um...

• 37:20Andrew Santino?

  Cool, funny, smart.

• 37:22Speaker 08

  They wouldn't say cool.

• 37:23Andrew Santino?

  Sexy.

• 37:25Speaker 08

  Yeah, sexy.

• 37:26Andrew Santino?

  You won very sexy, strong, very strong.

• 37:28Speaker 08

  Very strong. That's what people would say about me.

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  Sexy and very strong.

• 37:32Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Those are the only two qualities they would describe.

• 37:34Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  Sexy and strong. Ooh, Aaron Chen? Yeah, sexy, strong guy?

• 37:38Speaker 08

  Sexy, strong guy.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  That can be, that can be your next...

• 37:40Speaker 08

  He's a comedian now?

• 37:41Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 37:42Speaker 08

  I would've thought he would be into...

• 37:44Andrew Santino?

  Like a bodybuilder model?

• 37:45Speaker 08

  Bodybuilder model, yeah.

• 37:46Andrew Santino?

  Can you make your next, uh, special called Sexy Strong Guy?

• 37:49Speaker 08

  Sexy Strong Guy, yeah.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  I would fucking love that. Dude, that would be so fun. Aaron Chen Sexy Strong Guy?

• 37:56Speaker 08

  I'd do it topless.

• 37:57Andrew Santino?

  You have to.

• 37:58Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 37:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, Burt might sue ya. Yeah, he might sue ya, that's his...

• 38:01Speaker 08

  So, no one's allowed to do it anymore?

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  He's copyrighted it, yeah.

• 38:04Speaker 08

  Being topless.

• 38:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, being topless on, on stage.

• 38:07Speaker 08

  He calls Playboy, he's like, "Actually, that's mine."

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  I like what you guys are doing, but I am gonna do a cease and desist. But bottomless could be your thing.

• 38:17Speaker 08

  Bottomless.

• 38:18Andrew Santino?

  Bottomless Aaron Chen. Sexy, strong guy, bottomless Aaron Chen, live, you know, live from the Paramount Theater.

• 38:25Speaker 08

  Bottomless brunch.

• 38:26Andrew Santino?

  Bottomless brunch.

• 38:28Speaker 08

  That's good.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  And you have a thing that says "Eat it up" right over your penis.

• 38:33Andrew Santino?

  And then on your back it says, "Can I get you a refill?"

• 38:39Speaker 08

  The refills from my ass. That's crazy.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  That's crazy, but that's part of the show.

• 38:44Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  Enjoy the show.

• 38:46Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  It's the hits. You're running around the country now, too. You're on tour. That's why you just came back from Louisville, huh? And what are you, you're here, you're doing shows here?

• 38:54Speaker 08

  I did one in Ontario.

• 38:55Andrew Santino?

  Ontario Improv?

• 38:56Speaker 08

  You did that?

• 38:57Andrew Santino?

  I've done it once.

• 39:00Speaker 08

  Yeah, nice.

• 39:00Andrew Santino?

  Did it one time, the Ontario Improv. You do like a Friday, Saturday, Sunday?

• 39:04Speaker 08

  Just did the Sunday, because I did Friday, Saturday, San Diego.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's right. Where was San Diego for you?

• 39:10Speaker 08

  What?

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Where'd you perform in San Diego?

• 39:11Speaker 08

  American comedy.

• 39:12Andrew Santino?

  Okay, okay, right on. Have you ever done the La Jolla Comedy Store?

• 39:15Speaker 08

  No, but I hear it's amazing.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  We'd like you there. We would like you there.

• 39:18Speaker 08

  We would.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because I'm a Comedy Store guy. That's my home. I started at the Comedy Store. So, we would go down there and we would pick who we wanted, and it was mostly sexy, strong guys. And we would like you down there.

• 39:31Speaker 08

  There's a lot of sexy, strong comics in this very scene.

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 39:35Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 39:35Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent. This is the sexy, strong scene.

• 39:38Speaker 08

  Austin is, there's strong guys.

• 39:41Andrew Santino?

  No, not sexy, though.

• 39:42Speaker 08

  Not sexy.

• 39:43Andrew Santino?

  We're sexy and strong. Austin's just strong.

• 39:45Speaker 08

  And New York, neither.

• 39:46Andrew Santino?

  New York is cool and

• 39:47Speaker 08

  There's some sexy.

• 39:48Andrew Santino?

  Smart. No, it's cool and smart.

• 39:50Speaker 08

  Cool and smart.

• 39:50Andrew Santino?

  New York's cool and smart, we're strong and sexy. Austin is strong and scary.

• 39:55Speaker 08

  Strong and scary. Strong, scary, weapons. Weapons, I would say.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. By the way, the scene in Melbourne.

• 40:03Speaker 08

  Uh huh.

• 40:03Andrew Santino?

  Loved. I went to that club, I went to the club, uh...

• 40:06Speaker 08

  Which club?

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  I went to the, uh...

• 40:09Speaker 08

  There's, um...

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  I'm so embarrassed I can't remember.

• 40:11Speaker 08

  The...

• 40:11Andrew Santino?

  Remember the name, uh...

• 40:13Speaker 08

  The Comics Lounge.

• 40:14Andrew Santino?

  Comics Lounge, in the CBD, yeah.

• 40:15Speaker 08

  That's good.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  I performed there a couple of times. It was great.

• 40:17Speaker 08

  Uh huh.

• 40:18Andrew Santino?

  Because I was, I was, I was there when I was shooting the movie and I said to my agent, "I kind of don't want to sit on my ass anymore. I feel like I really want to do a spot." And he was like, "Let's," he's like, "Let's call the club and see if," and I said, "Yeah, I'll just pop in on a whatever, random show." And, uh, they were super generous and nice and we just put up a couple of shows and and the other Australian comics were awesome.

• 40:40Speaker 08

  Were they very excited to see you?

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 40:43Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, should they not have been?

• 40:45Speaker 08

  No, it's interesting. Maybe the cultures changed a little bit, but like, I remember back maybe in 2014 or something, Louis went down to the Comics Lounge in Melbourne and he was like, "This is the only place in the world where like, they didn't know who I was."

• 41:03Andrew Santino?

  Well, 2014.

• 41:06Speaker 08

  He was big, though.

• 41:07Andrew Santino?

  I know, but I think eat more the the. The comedy culture is so much more globalized because of the internet, especially post covid. So I would think that helped me tremendously.

• 41:18Speaker 08

  Yeah, right, right.

• 41:19Andrew Santino?

  Our, we have a huge fanbase in Australia. We we played um. Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Adelaide.

• 41:27Speaker 09

  Brisbane.

• 41:28Andrew Santino?

  Brisbane. Uh, we didn't do Auckland. We didn't do New Zealand, right?

• 41:31Speaker 09

  We did do Auckland.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, we did. We did, because I went there separately without. But every city showed up.

• 41:37Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  And it was fucking crazy. Sydney was probably the craziest.

• 41:42Speaker 08

  Sydney's the best.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  What did we play in Sydney? What was it called?

• 41:46Speaker 09

  I don't, one of the shows.

• 41:47Andrew Santino?

  It was the Boner Palace. I think we played the Boner Palace in Sydney.

• 41:50Speaker 08

  Was it a a big theater?

• 41:52Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 41:53Speaker 08

  State theater and more theater.

• 41:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, fuck, I have to look it up.

• 41:57Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  I gotta look it up, only because I'm very curious.

• 41:59Speaker 08

  Those are great theaters.

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so here, Australia, uh, Sydney, S Y D. How do you spell Sydney? Sydney, Sydney, Sweeney. Sydney Sweeney.

• 42:09Speaker 08

  Great jeans.

• 42:09Andrew Santino?

  We did the the ICC theater.

• 42:13Speaker 08

  That's a big theater. That's that's not, I would even call that not even a theater.

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  Why, why is that?

• 42:19Speaker 08

  That's, they call that a super theater.

• 42:22Andrew Santino?

  Is that a super theater? ICC theater, Sydney?

• 42:25Speaker 08

  AKA a small, small arena, like, that's like six, seven thousand seats.

• 42:29Andrew Santino?

  I think it was ten thousand.

• 42:31Speaker 08

  Ten thousand, apologies.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, watch your fucking mouth.

• 42:34Speaker 09

  It was about seven, ten was in London.

• 42:37Andrew Santino?

  Oh, London was bigger, right, London, so London showed up.

• 42:39Speaker 09

  Was our biggest at the time.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  Seven thousand seats, yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 08

  That's a big, big, uh, theater.

• 42:44Speaker 09

  More than the state population of Nevada when it was ratified.

• 42:49Speaker 09

  In the eighteen hundreds.

• 42:51Speaker 08

  Tell, what, um, why do they call it a trunk?

• 42:58Andrew Santino?

  Got you. Burned his ass dude. Got his ass hard. What's the biggest crowd you performed for?

• 43:03Speaker 08

  In my lifetime?

• 43:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:05Speaker 08

  In any context?

• 43:07Andrew Santino?

  Well, not in a parallel life. In this one right now. Give me this one right now.

• 43:10Speaker 08

  One time I, I opened for Ronnie in, um, Ronnie Chang in, in Washington DC at like Friends of something.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  At Fr- was that the, the Daughters of the Revolution?

• 43:22Speaker 08

  Daughters of the Revolution.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  That's where we played, yeah.

• 43:25Speaker 08

  That's a big one.

• 43:25Andrew Santino?

  That's where Eddie Murphy did Delirious. You know that?

• 43:27Speaker 08

  That's crazy.

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you played there.

• 43:29Speaker 08

  It's massive.

• 43:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 43:31Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 43:31Andrew Santino?

  I don't even remember how many that is. That's gotta be six, maybe, five or six?

• 43:34Speaker 08

  That's six, seven, I think. Yeah.

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. So that's the biggest. So six, seven?

• 43:38Speaker 08

  Six, seven?

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it, don't.

• 43:40Speaker 08

  It's very funny to me.

• 43:41Andrew Santino?

  It is funny.

• 43:42Speaker 08

  To, to him, it'd be hilarious.

• 43:43Andrew Santino?

  It's hysterical. So, cause I'm older, it's not that funny.

• 43:46Speaker 08

  It's not that funny.

• 43:47Andrew Santino?

  For you, it's pretty funny.

• 43:48Speaker 08

  A little bit funny.

• 43:49Andrew Santino?

  For him, it's insanely funny. But then below him, it's angering.

• 43:53Speaker 08

  Oh yeah, they get pissed off.

• 43:54Andrew Santino?

  Young people get very mad about it. Yeah.

• 43:56Speaker 09

  Dark Constitution is 3,702.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  4,000.

• 44:00Speaker 09

  Mm-hmm. Making the largest concert hall in the city.

• 44:02Andrew Santino?

  It's a lot of people. It's a lot of humans.

• 44:04Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of people.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  But you're new, you're doing a club run.

• 44:07Speaker 08

  I'm doing a club run.

• 44:08Andrew Santino?

  A lot of clubs.

• 44:09Speaker 08

  Yes. When you did club runs.

• 44:11Andrew Santino?

  I still do them sometimes.

• 44:12Speaker 08

  You still do them?

• 44:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, why not? Yeah.

• 44:13Speaker 08

  Did you ever do meet and greets?

• 44:15Andrew Santino?

  Interesting. Yeah, I would sometimes. It depended on the city and the venue. So, once I played it once, I learned whether or not it was, uh...

• 44:25Speaker 08

  A good city for it.

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  Or easy to do. It's like some, some places aren't outfitted for it and you're like, this is weird and it feels strange and talk... But yeah, I would do it. I, I used to do it, but...

• 44:34Speaker 08

  It's a good thing to do, right?

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  It's very nice.

• 44:36Speaker 08

  I've never done one.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  You should do.

• 44:38Speaker 08

  You should do.

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  Well...

• 44:40Speaker 08

  What's, what, tell me the, the pros and cons?

• 44:43Andrew Santino?

  The pros are, you are greeting the people who support you. So, you're supporting the people that support you.

• 44:48Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's beautiful.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  The cons are, you're already tired. It's hard to do more work after you already did the job.

• 44:55Speaker 08

  Yeah. Sometimes a second show.

• 44:57Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean. So, it's almost like the boss is like, can you stay late? And you're like, I've been working all day.

• 45:02Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 45:02Andrew Santino?

  And like, just stay late and say hi to my entire family, will you? So, it's a little, it's a little taxing. I think people don't know that, or care. Uh, but the pros to me are this, and I'll be genuine. This is no joke. These are the people that are helping you continue your life.

• 45:17Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 45:18Andrew Santino?

  They're paying your rent, they're helping you live and fulfill your dreams. So the fans, you gotta show them as much love as you can. It's hard to do meet and greets because you're like, I'm in my fifteenth city and I'm exhausted and I just wanna go back to the hotel and jerk off and watch bad TV. And that's all you're thinking about while you're talking to the fans.

• 45:35Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  I'm jerking off, hello, hi, nice to see you, hi, I'm jerking off to reality television.

• 45:39Speaker 08

  Oh, you're already in the future.

• 45:40Andrew Santino?

  I'm jerking off in my mind while I'm meeting the fans.

• 45:43Speaker 08

  That's unbelievable.

• 45:43Andrew Santino?

  Thinking about reality television.

• 45:44Speaker 08

  You can hold a lot in your, in your mind.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  It's two, two, no, it's, it's split hemisphere. This one is I'm jerking off in the hotel.

• 45:51Speaker 08

  This one is hey.

• 45:52Andrew Santino?

  And this one is hi.

• 45:52Speaker 08

  Thank you for all you've done for me.

• 45:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't even know if I get that, it's just hi.

• 45:56Speaker 08

  Hi.

• 45:57Andrew Santino?

  So hi, and then it's kind of, it's a, it's a balance.

• 46:00Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:00Andrew Santino?

  No, but these people are supporting you and I, and I, I know something about it.

• 46:02Speaker 08

  We don't have that culture in Australia.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  To say hello?

• 46:05Speaker 08

  Yeah, there's no, there's no real meet and greets. Like if, there's kinda this thing in Australia, it's called tall, tall poppy syndrome.

• 46:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I know tall poppies, yeah. We talk, we, they talk about it a lot, actually.

• 46:15Speaker 08

  They talk about it a lot. So, there's kind of a vibe, it's like, oh, you're doing a meet and greet, you think you're like,

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  You think you're special.

• 46:21Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here, it's like, no, it's like, they're not, I think I'm special, it's like, thank you for coming out.

• 46:26Andrew Santino?

  It's being gracious for someone who's supported you.

• 46:28Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:29Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's thanking the fans.

• 46:29Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's beautiful.

• 46:30Andrew Santino?

  If you can do it, it's cool. We did it on our tour, we did all of them, every city. Um, but it's, it's really difficult to do. Timing wise, and especially if you've got multiple shows and you're like, I just wanna go home, man, I'm very, it's a long travel.

• 46:42Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:42Andrew Santino?

  You know.

• 46:43Speaker 09

  And there's always miscommunication with when it is, and people showed up early or late, and there's always.

• 46:48Andrew Santino?

  The hardest thing is if people pay for it and they didn't show up for it because they thought it was post-show, but it was pre-show, and then they get fucking mad. And they yell at someone at the venue, and then they're like, we didn't know, we drove all the way here from da, da, da, da, da, and you're like, okay, okay, well, man.

• 47:01Speaker 09

  A lot of that was venues, a venue's.

• 47:02Andrew Santino?

  Vennies, that was a venue.

• 47:03Speaker 08

  Oh, people pay for the meet and greets?

• 47:05Andrew Santino?

  So for Bobby and I's, for when we did them, they did.

• 47:07Speaker 08

  At the theaters.

• 47:08Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 47:09Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, then you whittle it down.

• 47:10Speaker 09

  They had to be capped at a hundred.

• 47:12Speaker 08

  Nice.

• 47:12Andrew Santino?

  But I did say this, on the next time I do tour, I'm gonna do, um, meet and greets, cause what I figured, this is a smart move. I'm gonna overcharge like crazy for the meet and greets, like, say it's like a thousand dollars, right?

• 47:25Speaker 08

  Great.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  To meet me, and I'm gonna donate all that money to charity. So then, if you're Mr. Rich Show Off guy and you wanna be a big shot and you think, you know, you can afford it, it's great. But it'll limit the amount of people that wanna do that, and then the money will go to a charity of my choice. So then, I don't. So it's like when someone's like, "Oh, you're charging a thousand dollars." Like, it doesn't go to me. It goes to the sick kids.

• 47:45Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  So...

• 47:46Speaker 08

  And do you hate them?

• 47:47Andrew Santino?

  And do you hate sick children?

• 47:48Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're a bad person.

• 47:50Speaker 08

  That's a perfect plan.

• 47:51Andrew Santino?

  It's kind of a good little diabolical plan. But it's going to be... It's gonna be, yeah, well, actually, but all the money is gonna go to fund ICE. It's gonna be an ICE...

• 48:01Andrew Santino?

  It's called the Ice Chest, is the charity I'm supporting. Yeah.

• 48:06Speaker 08

  The Ice Factory.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  The Ice Factory.

• 48:08Speaker 08

  The Ice House. Ice House.

• 48:10Andrew Santino?

  The Ice House, yeah. We'll do it at the Ice House in Pasadena. Boy, do they need to change their fucking name, dude. Shit, dude, the poor Ice. Did you watch the Grammys last night? A lot of Ice talk on there.

• 48:20Speaker 08

  A lot of Ice talk?

• 48:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a lot of fuck, a lot of fuck Ice. Yeah, a lot of pro Ice. A lot of pro Ice. It was mostly...

• 48:26Speaker 08

  Thank you for your work.

• 48:27Andrew Santino?

  A lot of the Ices, a lot of the, a lot of the, uh... No, I think almost every artist that said something, said something about fuck Ice. Especially, Billie Eilish was the one that I saw. I got home last night from driving up. I drove up from San Diego last night.

• 48:41Speaker 08

  Did you?

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  I like to go where you just were.

• 48:44Speaker 08

  Yeah, Louisville, San Diego.

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I like to follow the Chen. Yeah, I follow the Chen.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  This episode of Whiskey Ginger is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or scaling your business, Squarespace is gonna give you everything you need to claim your domain, showcase your offerings with a professional website, grow your brand, and get paid all in one place. I've been talking about Squarespace for so long now, I can't believe you're not using it. If you're building a site for anything, yoga instructor, or you're building trinkets in your house, whatever you're selling, a performer, or someone that just wants to put stuff out to the world, you need a site and Squarespace is the place to do it. They have so many great offerings for you with cutting-edge design and SEO tools that are my favorite. Every website is optimized to be indexed with meta descriptions, auto-generated sitemap, and more. You're gonna show up way more often. When people go, uh, you know, "Little Tiny House guy that builds that in Connecticut",

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  yes, you can sell those houses because you're gonna pop up more often. And they've got a donations page, a videos page, and best of all, the analytics are there for you to obtain. So, go over to Squarespace.com/whiskey to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Use that code. Whiskey. Once again, check it out. ToyaroundSquarespace.com. Use that code WHISKY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using the code WHISKY. Support for today's episode comes from Square, the system powering like half of the places that we all go to today. If you're ever tapped to pay and thought, whoa, that was so fast, it was probably Square. Square is behind all that

• 50:14Andrew Santino?

  Whether you're selling lattes, cutting hair, detailing cars, or running a design studio, Square helps you run your business without running yourself into the ground. We've all heard of Square, we've all seen Square. Square is so incredible. It's so easy for you to use. Local businesses, cafe, boutique, restaurants, whatever you're doing, a small businesses need Square, big businesses need Square, but I think they are the best. When we sell merch on the road, we've got the Square with us, so it's just tap and get on your way. It's not just point of sale. Square includes hardware that works in person, on the go, software for managing staff, marketing, customer insights, banking tools like Square Checking to get paid instantly, because running a business can feel a little crazy, and Square makes it that much easier. You must try it.

• 50:55Andrew Santino?

  Right now, listeners, get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/whiskey. That's square, S-Q-U-A-R-E.com/go/whiskey. Visit Square to get started because the right tools make all the difference.

• 51:15Speaker 08

  What were you doing in San Diego?

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  I did a show. No, no, no, no. I did a show at a casino inland in Valley Center, which is north, like, up east, and then I went and just met up friends.

• 51:25Speaker 08

  Is that a headline show or the casino, it's just like a separate thing altogether?

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  It's just me, me at a casino. It's just me in front of...

• 51:33Speaker 08

  Like, is that part of your tour or does the casino...

• 51:35Andrew Santino?

  I'm not touring. I'm just doing a bunch of casinos, because I put out a special at the end of last year, and so now I'm building this new hour.

• 51:41Speaker 08

  Because they let you play a little bit on the house?

• 51:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I don't gamble. I don't gamble as much at all these places. Some of them.

• 51:50Speaker 08

  Interesting. They actually do.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah. You play. Oh, yeah. You can get paid in chips.

• 51:54Speaker 08

  Wow. Every time in Australia, they're like, you can't play while you're working.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 52:00Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 52:01Andrew Santino?

  What the fuck do they care? I went to the Crown Casino. Is that what you're talking about?

• 52:04Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:05Andrew Santino?

  I went to the Crown.

• 52:06Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 52:06Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and I lost a lot of money.

• 52:08Speaker 08

  Big casino.

• 52:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was a little upset about that.

• 52:10Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:11Andrew Santino?

  In fact, isn't the guy who owns the Crown Casinos...

• 52:16Andrew Santino?

  Is that the guy?

• 52:18Speaker 08

  There's this conspiracy theory, but yeah.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  Well, no, what is it?

• 52:21Speaker 08

  Well, it's like we have those lockout laws.

• 52:23Andrew Santino?

  Mm hmm.

• 52:24Speaker 08

  But they don't apply to, they didn't apply to the casino. So everyone thought the casino was make kinda like puppeteering.

• 52:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, do we not think that that could be a possibility or?

• 52:34Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  I mean, that's gotta be it, right?

• 52:36Speaker 08

  Well, it's like it just didn't apply to that and like a few other places.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  Have you been to the Mona in Hobart?

• 52:41Speaker 08

  Yeah, crazy. You see that machine that makes the shit?

• 52:45Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's one of my favorite museums on planet earth.

• 52:49Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 52:49Andrew Santino?

  And that guy was a gambler.

• 52:51Speaker 08

  He's a gambler, but he's good at it.

• 52:52Andrew Santino?

  He got banned by the Australian government.

• 52:54Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 52:55Andrew Santino?

  Because he was so good, this guy, I have his book at the house. They, they tried to stop him multiple times. He couldn't, but he was, he's a, he's such a genius that he was able to get away with, he wasn't cheating. He was just bending the rules?

• 53:11Speaker 08

  He knew a lot about maths. I think he had like a math degree.

• 53:13Andrew Santino?

  He was a math genius.

• 53:14Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 53:14Andrew Santino?

  And he lives above the Mona or?

• 53:16Speaker 08

  Does he really?

• 53:17Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, part of his property is still there, apparently.

• 53:18Speaker 08

  It's like a bunker.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  It is like a little bunker. It's like ten floors down.

• 53:22Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 53:22Andrew Santino?

  Which is where I'll be when they come to get us.

• 53:25Speaker 08

  When?

• 53:25Andrew Santino?

  Where will you be when the world ends?

• 53:28Speaker 08

  I like, would like to be in the epicenter. I'd be like the first guy to like die.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  You think you're first to go?

• 53:37Speaker 08

  If there's like a nuke.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:38Speaker 08

  You wanna be in the, you don't wanna be like just on the side, you know?

• 53:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 53:42Speaker 08

  You don't wanna like live with the.

• 53:43Andrew Santino?

  Just hit me hard.

• 53:44Speaker 08

  Yeah, like I want to be where the point of the missile is. I want that to be on my head.

• 53:50Andrew Santino?

  We're, we're aiming at Chin. He's in Memphis. I think it's gonna be a rock.

• 53:56Speaker 08

  It's a rock? Oh, like a meteor?

• 53:57Andrew Santino?

  Massive meteor that's hurtling towards us and they don't really wanna tell us. You know what I mean? And they're like, look, if we tell them this, it'll be chaos and panic. So.

• 54:07Speaker 08

  I got a movie for you. It's called Don't Look Up.

• 54:10Andrew Santino?

  I love it. It's a great movie. Yeah.

• 54:13Speaker 08

  That's about a meteor, right?

• 54:14Andrew Santino?

  It's about our world as we live in right now.

• 54:16Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  Cause apparently we said we're sixty eight. This is even creepier. I don't know if you follow this ever.

• 54:21Speaker 08

  Sixty eight?

• 54:22Andrew Santino?

  We are, we are eighty five seconds.

• 54:26Speaker 08

  To midnight?

• 54:27Andrew Santino?

  To midnight.

• 54:29Andrew Santino?

  Do you not know this?

• 54:29Speaker 08

  We've been a lot closer before.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 54:31Speaker 08

  We've been a lot closer before.

• 54:33Andrew Santino?

  I know we have, but eighty-five is still pretty scary. We're eighty-five seconds to midnight. Midnight, the doomsday clock. Do you know about this?

• 54:39Speaker 08

  I know about some of these clocks. They have one of these clocks in New York.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 54:44Speaker 08

  On the side of a building.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  That's the one in Union Square that shows the deaths?

• 54:47Speaker 08

  Yeah, maybe.

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  The cancer deaths? Yeah.

• 54:49Speaker 08

  Or maybe, it changes all the time. Now it's like national debt or something like that.

• 54:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah, that's fun.

• 54:53Speaker 08

  They have the smoker clock.

• 54:54Andrew Santino?

  Smoker clock is fun. We got the one of those on Wilshire, yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 08

  Yeah, people like celebrate.

• 54:59Andrew Santino?

  People go out there to party.

• 55:00Speaker 08

  They go crazy when it restarts.

• 55:02Andrew Santino?

  It's right, it's right next to where my wife used to live, too. It's literally like in that Westwood neighborhood.

• 55:07Speaker 08

  That's the fun.

• 55:07Andrew Santino?

  No, the doomsday clock, we're eighty-six seconds away from, from, eighty-five seconds away from it being over, I guess, and you know?

• 55:12Speaker 08

  What does that mean? We've been talking for eighty-five seconds.

• 55:16Andrew Santino?

  At least.

• 55:17Speaker 08

  But that, the scope of time.

• 55:19Andrew Santino?

  I think eighty-five seconds till midnight means, on the scale of the time of the earth, that's how much time we have.

• 55:26Speaker 08

  Right, we're so close.

• 55:26Andrew Santino?

  We're pretty close to being the end. And honestly, I think it's a celebration.

• 55:30Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 55:31Andrew Santino?

  We don't deserve this to last forever.

• 55:34Speaker 08

  Yeah. How about all the time we did have?

• 55:36Andrew Santino?

  So much.

• 55:37Speaker 08

  We had a full day.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  It was pretty good.

• 55:39Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 55:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I ju- I just think we can't get greedy.

• 55:42Speaker 08

  We can't get greedy.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  Imagine if you ate a piece of cake and they never stopped bringing cake. It's like, come on, man, at some point you gotta run out of cake.

• 55:48Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 55:49Andrew Santino?

  And we're running out of cake.

• 55:50Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 55:50Andrew Santino?

  It's coming to a close.

• 55:52Speaker 08

  Have another, have a final slice.

• 55:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Aaron's got a great, uh, BBL. He got a Brazilian butt lift a couple of weeks ago.

• 55:59Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  Uh, do you care to talk about that? Was the surgery invasive, or how was that?

• 56:03Speaker 08

  Not invasive at all.

• 56:04Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 56:05Speaker 08

  They, I don't even know how BBL works, you know? It's an injection, no? No, it's not. It can't be.

• 56:12Andrew Santino?

  Implants.

• 56:13Speaker 08

  Implants.

• 56:14Andrew Santino?

  They literally implant.

• 56:15Speaker 08

  That kinda culture's over a little bit, don't you think?

• 56:18Andrew Santino?

  Brother, we're bringing it back.

• 56:19Speaker 08

  You're bringing back BBL.

• 56:20Andrew Santino?

  I am, single-handedly. I'm BBLing my way around town.

• 56:23Speaker 08

  That's why you're sitting kinda high up that chair.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  It's my tits. It's my, it's my butt tits. That's what I call them. My little butt tits. I wanna get, I would love to get a BBL, cause I think it, men didn't jump on that train.

• 56:33Speaker 08

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Why don't we deserve a nice, thick ass?

• 56:36Speaker 08

  What train?

• 56:37Andrew Santino?

  On the BBL train, baby.

• 56:38Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 56:39Andrew Santino?

  Why wouldn't we deserve that?

• 56:40Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  You know? I want a nice tush.

• 56:43Speaker 08

  You think it's a thing to deserve.

• 56:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we deserve it.

• 56:45Speaker 08

  I think it, it'd be very painful.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  It'd be, well, what would-

• 56:50Speaker 08

  You couldn't, you'd have to sit on that donut for a little while.

• 56:52Andrew Santino?

  Fine, I've had hemorrhoids before.

• 56:54Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 56:54Andrew Santino?

  You know it'd be painful if all the men had to turn away, that'd be painful. Sorry, boys. I'm taken, that would be painful.

• 57:00Speaker 08

  As he bounced down the street?

• 57:03Andrew Santino?

  Just my cheeks like a cartoon from fucking

• 57:07Andrew Santino?

  snapping back and forth. Did you guys watch cartoons as kids? Did you have cartoons in Australia?

• 57:11Speaker 08

  We had very primitive drawings, we had like-

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  It's all stick figures?

• 57:16Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 57:17Andrew Santino?

  Did you get American cartoons?

• 57:18Speaker 08

  For sure, yeah, we had a

• 57:22Speaker 08

  it depended on the kind of vibe, but we got a lot of anime as well.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  Do you, do you like anime?

• 57:28Speaker 08

  When I was a kid, yeah, I liked Pokemon and like

• 57:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:31Speaker 08

  Iggyo, that's that kind of thing.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  But what-

• 57:34Speaker 08

  We had Hey Arnold.

• 57:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you did?

• 57:35Speaker 08

  We had Hey Arnold. What other cartoons did you, Simpsons?

• 57:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 57:39Speaker 08

  That's a nighttime-

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  SpongeBob?

• 57:41Speaker 08

  SpongeBob.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  Was that big in Australia?

• 57:43Speaker 08

  Big, big everywhere.

• 57:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I guess that was-

• 57:45Speaker 08

  That's like Frasier levels.

• 57:47Andrew Santino?

  I don't know if Sponge is bigger than Frasier. SpongeBob would like to think he's bigger than Frasier.

• 57:52Speaker 09

  Sponge is way bigger than Frasier.

• 57:53Andrew Santino?

  Frasier is king, brother. Scrambled eggs!

• 57:57Speaker 08

  Scrambled eggs.

• 57:58Andrew Santino?

  What a gross, scrambled eggs is such a gross visual too, it's a gross thing to scrambled eggs, although I like them visually gross. There's a handful of foods that are visually disgusting, but they're so good.

• 58:10Speaker 08

  They didn't even really try with scrambled eggs, they're just like

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  No, it's-

• 58:13Speaker 08

  mashing it all together.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  Mash slop? Mash slop fluff?

• 58:16Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 58:16Andrew Santino?

  That's what we call it in my house, mash slop fluff.

• 58:18Speaker 09

  It's a metaphor for the mixed up mental emotional problems that the callers have.

• 58:22Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm, yeah, I'm aware of what, what, when I say like my brain is scrambled eggs right now, I'm very aware of what it is. The idea that we moved on to was the food's visual versus its taste. But thank you for ruining

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  what's another food that you eat that you know looks gross but tastes amazing?

• 58:40Speaker 08

  Looks gross, tastes amazing.

• 58:43Andrew Santino?

  Big fan of yogurt. And it's just gross.

• 58:46Speaker 08

  You think that looks gross?

• 58:48Andrew Santino?

  It's, eh, I'm gonna be crass, but anything jizzy, it's creamy, anything jizzy creamy is.

• 58:53Speaker 08

  Yeah, interesting.

• 58:54Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you like that?

• 58:56Speaker 08

  I don't mind yogurt. I like it.

• 59:00Speaker 09

  Bone marrow.

• 59:01Speaker 08

  Bone marrow?

• 59:02Andrew Santino?

  Gross, so good.

• 59:03Speaker 08

  You like eating it?

• 59:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, it's delicious, it's delicious. You're not a Vegemite guy.

• 59:09Speaker 08

  I like, I like Vegemite.

• 59:10Andrew Santino?

  Why do you guys lie?

• 59:11Speaker 08

  What do you mean?

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  You guys all say you like it, you don't, none of you like it. It's, it's, it is a very culturally strange thing because you guys all do this, all the people I've met that I'm friends with that are Australians. They go, no, I like it, I'm like, but you don't, because you don't own it or buy it, you have a jar somewhere.

• 59:26Speaker 08

  Yeah, I have a jar.

• 59:27Andrew Santino?

  But you don't consume it.

• 59:29Speaker 08

  Really?

• 59:30Andrew Santino?

  So you don't like it. That's, it's this weird cultural lie.

• 59:34Speaker 08

  I think is, if it's there, I'll have it. If it's there, I will have it.

• 59:38Andrew Santino?

  When's the last time you had it?

• 59:40Speaker 08

  Long time ago.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  You don't like it?

• 59:41Speaker 08

  But I'm living here now, this is not Vegemite city.

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  It's all over the place, you can go buy it, I can go buy, I'll go get it for you right now. We sell it here.

• 59:48Speaker 08

  I'll eat it, yeah.

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  But you don't want it.

• 59:50Speaker 08

  Not really, yeah, but I like it, I do like it. I love it, it's my favorite food, I'll never eat it.

• 59:56Andrew Santino?

  This is what's funny, it's, this is like. What this is to Americans. Is like our staunchness about. Our constitution, where we're like, well, we, like, you have to defend it. Even though you're like, well, it's pretty fucking ridiculous.

• 1:00:16Speaker 08

  It's all we have.

• 1:00:17Andrew Santino?

  That's what I mean, that's, this is the same way that Americans are, where we're like, no, we, it's, it's, uh.

• 1:00:22Speaker 08

  But you guys are the best at everything.

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, you heard it here first from Aaron Chen, you better fucking.

• 1:00:27Speaker 08

  Best country.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  Best country.

• 1:00:29Speaker 08

  Getting better every day.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  Best coun- best countries. Cause we own everything, we're owning Greenland now, who else are we buying? Aren't we buying Venezuela?

• 1:00:36Speaker 08

  You got it.

• 1:00:37Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna keep buying more, we're gonna keep consuming and buying more.

• 1:00:39Speaker 08

  It's awesome to buy a country, huh?

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  Pretty rad, pretty rock and roll.

• 1:00:43Speaker 08

  They never do that, well, you guys did do it, didn't you buy Alaska?

• 1:00:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Alaska, I feel like we didn't buy, it was um, it was a trade, it was an ice trade.

• 1:00:54Speaker 08

  It was ice trade?

• 1:00:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:56Speaker 09

  We famously purchased Louisiana territory.

• 1:00:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we bought Louisiana.

• 1:01:00Speaker 08

  Uh huh, California?

• 1:01:02Andrew Santino?

  California, uh.

• 1:01:04Speaker 08

  Was Mexico?

• 1:01:04Andrew Santino?

  Was, was, well, everything in the southwest was.

• 1:01:07Speaker 08

  Okay.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  And we, we didn't buy it, we came over and we said, we, we want this.

• 1:01:12Speaker 08

  We like it.

• 1:01:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:12Speaker 08

  It's nice, we like Hollywood, we love the movies.

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  And they said, no, and, because Hollywood was run by Mexicans, it was a Mexican.

• 1:01:20Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:01:20Andrew Santino?

  The Mexican mafia.

• 1:01:21Speaker 08

  Uh huh.

• 1:01:22Andrew Santino?

  Um, uh, but, we took it.

• 1:01:25Speaker 08

  You took it, yeah.

• 1:01:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, we took it, and we're gonna own it forever, it's ours, and no one else gets it. America first, Australia third, who's second?

• 1:01:34Speaker 08

  Taiwan.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Taiwan?

• 1:01:36Speaker 08

  Taiwan.

• 1:01:37Andrew Santino?

  Taiwan's always been second, in my heart.

• 1:01:42Andrew Santino?

  Where are your parents, where are your parents from?

• 1:01:43Speaker 08

  Uh, China, China, Shanghai.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  Shanghai, yeah.

• 1:01:46Speaker 08

  Shanghai, my dad, my mother's family's from Fujian, Fujian.

• 1:01:52Andrew Santino?

  I love Fujian.

• 1:01:54Speaker 08

  Do you?

• 1:01:54Andrew Santino?

  Yes. Fujian.

• 1:01:56Speaker 08

  That was very delicate.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  Well, that's how you have it, Chinese.

• 1:02:00Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, the four sounds.

• 1:02:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have to, the four little sounds.

• 1:02:03Speaker 08

  You're a master of it.

• 1:02:04Andrew Santino?

  I, I'm learning.

• 1:02:05Speaker 08

  Very good.

• 1:02:06Andrew Santino?

  Give me a, give me a phrase, let me see if I can, I can recite it back.

• 1:02:10Speaker 08

  Oh, you like, you want me to say something in Chinese?

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:02:14Speaker 08

  What should I say?

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, this is for you, man.

• 1:02:17Speaker 08

  Ni hao, wo shi Andrew.

• 1:02:20Andrew Santino?

  Ni hao, wo shi Andrew.

• 1:02:23Speaker 08

  That's really good, and you hit it on the Andrew as well.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Andrew.

• 1:02:26Speaker 08

  Andrew.

• 1:02:27Andrew Santino?

  Ni hao, ni hao.

• 1:02:30Speaker 08

  Ni hao.

• 1:02:31Andrew Santino?

  Ni hao.

• 1:02:32Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Andrew Santino?

  Wo shi.

• 1:02:33Speaker 08

  Wo shi.

• 1:02:34Andrew Santino?

  Wo shi.

• 1:02:36Speaker 08

  That's very good.

• 1:02:37Andrew Santino?

  See, the only reason I'm able to do that well is because I can imitate accents very well.

• 1:02:41Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:42Andrew Santino?

  If it wasn't for that, it'd be hard to learn a second language.

• 1:02:45Speaker 08

  Did you learn any Korean?

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  Uh, uh, is she a must say?

• 1:02:54Speaker 08

  That's really good. You've been learning on the fly in the wild. At Korean restaurants.

• 1:02:59Andrew Santino?

  Bobby's mom will when they speak Korean in front of us, I'll try to pick up some stuff.

• 1:03:06Speaker 08

  You'll join in.

• 1:03:06Andrew Santino?

  But he doesn't speak Korean well. He's very shit at Korean.

• 1:03:09Speaker 08

  Yeah, and you can tell. You don't even speak it.

• 1:03:12Andrew Santino?

  I can tell he's bad. Because she gets annoyed with him when he's not speaking properly in Korean.

• 1:03:16Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  She gets very upset.

• 1:03:18Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:03:19Andrew Santino?

  I think Steve knows more Korean than Bobby. I think his brother actually is more attuned to it. But Bobby just rejects it because of this like

• 1:03:28Andrew Santino?

  because as a you would know nothing about this. But as an Asian

• 1:03:33Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:03:34Andrew Santino?

  growing up in a neighborhood with all white people.

• 1:03:36Speaker 08

  All white.

• 1:03:37Andrew Santino?

  Who make you feel bad about your history. He didn't want to be Korean. He didn't want to soak up all this Korean heritage because all of his friends were white San Diego punks. Did you grow up in a white neighborhood?

• 1:03:51Speaker 08

  Kind of, but I feel like that was more, I went to a middle school, high school. It's all combined. It's called high school in Australia.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  Middle school and high school are one? So you're 17 going to school with a 12-year-old?

• 1:04:03Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking insane. Like, I never understood that. These people should be broken up.

• 1:04:09Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Those are children and then young adults.

• 1:04:12Speaker 08

  Yeah, it's 12 to 18, I guess.

• 1:04:15Andrew Santino?

  Why would an 18-year-old be near a 12-year-old in the same school?

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Not good.

• 1:04:22Speaker 08

  You're asking me like I decided that.

• 1:04:24Andrew Santino?

  Did you decide it? Did you vote on it?

• 1:04:27Speaker 08

  I would vote to keep it going.

• 1:04:31Speaker 08

  If I could vote.

• 1:04:32Andrew Santino?

  Middle school and high school are just called high school.

• 1:04:34Speaker 08

  That's

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  And prior to middle school, it's called what? Elementary or do you call it?

• 1:04:38Speaker 08

  We call it primary school.

• 1:04:39Andrew Santino?

  Primary school.

• 1:04:40Speaker 08

  Primary.

• 1:04:41Andrew Santino?

  Primary. Yeah, it's not primary, it's primary.

• 1:04:44Speaker 08

  Primary.

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  It's very British. See, that's the British influence on you guys. Fucking scumbag. That's the one thing we share. We hate Brits.

• 1:04:50Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:51Speaker 08

  Okay, I'll do it.

• 1:04:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I hate the Brits, dude. Who do they think they are, dude? No, we actually really enjoy the Brits.

• 1:04:57Speaker 08

  No, you don't like them.

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  No, we owned them. We own their ass.

• 1:05:01Speaker 08

  The Irish, really, they don't like it. On another level.

• 1:05:03Andrew Santino?

  My people have a different problem with them, yeah. Yeah, we don't like them. They were bullies. They were mean. They were meanie weenies to us.

• 1:05:09Speaker 08

  Meanie weenies.

• 1:05:10Andrew Santino?

  That's what we say in Ireland. Meanie weenies.

• 1:05:12Speaker 08

  Meanie weenies.

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's what we call the Brits.

• 1:05:14Speaker 08

  Meanie weenies.

• 1:05:15Andrew Santino?

  That's your Irish accent?

• 1:05:18Speaker 08

  Mani wenies.

• 1:05:19Andrew Santino?

  That just sounds more Australian. Mani wenies. Down there's a bunch of mani wenies, you know them, those guys? Mani wenies? That sounds more bogan. Mani wenies.

• 1:05:29Speaker 08

  That's really good.

• 1:05:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, not bad, right?

• 1:05:31Speaker 08

  That's really good.

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  I can tap in.

• 1:05:33Speaker 08

  Okay, tap in.

• 1:05:34Andrew Santino?

  I can tap in pretty good. What's the difference in your mind between like Western Australian accents and and east coast accents?

• 1:05:42Speaker 08

  That's not where the separation lies. Cause you.

• 1:05:45Andrew Santino?

  It's class based?

• 1:05:46Speaker 08

  It's all, yeah, I guess, yeah, you would say maybe it's class based, it's a bit like, um, there's like a, um, in Sydney, there's like a Western Sydney accent.

• 1:05:58Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:05:59Speaker 08

  That's a beautiful accent. Do you know Nick Kyrgios, the tennis player?

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I love Kyrgios.

• 1:06:03Speaker 08

  He kinda, he's not from there, but he kinda has it, that's probably the closest worldwide example.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  And you're east, you're, you're east Sydney.

• 1:06:11Speaker 08

  I'm from, I'm from like very far north in Sydney.

• 1:06:16Andrew Santino?

  Like almost all the way up to?

• 1:06:18Speaker 08

  Central coast.

• 1:06:19Andrew Santino?

  Okay, the central coast, beautiful place up there.

• 1:06:21Speaker 08

  Yeah, but we- Western Sydney, that's good, cause they have like all the like Asian people, Lebanese people, like Islander people.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  mashed as one.

• 1:06:29Speaker 08

  mashed as one.

• 1:06:30Andrew Santino?

  That's smart. And the Perth people, well, the Perth people.

• 1:06:34Speaker 08

  Mm hmm.

• 1:06:35Andrew Santino?

  Very nice, by the way, underrated.

• 1:06:37Speaker 08

  Underrated.

• 1:06:38Andrew Santino?

  Underrated Perth.

• 1:06:39Speaker 08

  It's a good city.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  No, it's fucking awesome. What'd you say? I said very underrated. It was crazy underrated.

• 1:06:44Speaker 08

  You went down as well?

• 1:06:45Andrew Santino?

  We all, yeah. He did, and people were like, you, people were asking us, they're like, you're gonna go to Perth? And we were like, yeah, and they're like, it's so far away.

• 1:06:51Speaker 08

  Perth is good, yeah.

• 1:06:52Andrew Santino?

  Perth is rad. That was the finale. Yeah. That's where we ended. We had so much fun.

• 1:06:57Speaker 08

  That's the west coast.

• 1:06:57Andrew Santino?

  Loved it. I actually really enjoyed it, I'm not gonna lie, I think they got, I think shout out Perth, they don't get enough love. They really don't.

• 1:07:04Speaker 08

  Shout out Perth.

• 1:07:04Andrew Santino?

  Shout out Perth. And no shout out to.

• 1:07:07Speaker 08

  What's the worst city you went to?

• 1:07:10Speaker 09

  Memphis?

• 1:07:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Memphis, yeah.

• 1:07:12Speaker 08

  Memphis, Tennessee.

• 1:07:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, tough, tough place.

• 1:07:14Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:07:15Andrew Santino?

  Tough place, tough vibe.

• 1:07:16Speaker 08

  Yes.

• 1:07:17Andrew Santino?

  Tough vibe. Cause I like Tennessee as a state, like Knoxville, like Nashville.

• 1:07:22Speaker 08

  Why is Memphis tough? Elvis came from there. I guess he's a tough guy.

• 1:07:25Andrew Santino?

  Tough guy.

• 1:07:26Speaker 08

  Tough guy, could never stand up to his manager.

• 1:07:28Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 1:07:29Speaker 09

  Elvis would have loved your guys' school system.

• 1:07:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Yeah. He was a big fan.

• 1:07:34Speaker 08

  Interesting.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:36Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  I think when he got married, his daughter was four? I think right, isn't that right? She was four?

• 1:07:42Speaker 08

  When he, when, when he?

• 1:07:44Andrew Santino?

  He married a four-year-old.

• 1:07:46Speaker 08

  He married a four-year-old?

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:07:47Speaker 08

  Are you serious?

• 1:07:48Speaker 09

  Famously.

• 1:07:48Andrew Santino?

  That's what Jailhouse Rock is about.

• 1:07:51Speaker 08

  She was four?

• 1:07:52Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna go to the Jailhouse Rock. No, she wasn't four, she was an adult. I actually, no, that's not true, right? Wasn't she sixteen?

• 1:07:59Speaker 09

  He was, he was fourteen when he met her. And he was like twenty, like four or something.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:05Speaker 08

  But he had no Kendrick Lamar, you know, there was no guy.

• 1:08:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right, couldn't, yeah, he couldn't get draked, yeah.

• 1:08:10Speaker 08

  Yeah, yeah, so he just cruised.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  And that's like, that's like Munson, he couldn't get draked, man. Couldn't get draked, man. Yeah, Elvis was a, a very, it's funny, because he is regarded by a generation above mine of like, this like god-like creature, and then.

• 1:08:30Speaker 08

  But there's so much Elvis for us now, there's like three movies about Elvis.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  But as we exposed him over time, we're like, this guy was terrible.

• 1:08:37Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:08:37Andrew Santino?

  Like, this is terrible on like a million levels.

• 1:08:39Speaker 09

  And one of Elvis' movies stars Australia's own Jacob Elordi.

• 1:08:42Speaker 08

  Jacob Elordi, there you go.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you what, when we went and toured Graceland, the woman who toured us around was like mind-blown that people, he was a bunch of young kids, it was probably high school tours or whatever, and they kept stopping and noticing me and recognizing us, and she was like, I'm sorry, I don't know who you are, and I said, that's okay. I said, young people know us because of the internet. And she goes, "Well, it's crazy because I had Austin Butler here who played Elvis in the movie, and ain't nobody recognized him at all." And I said, "Well, that's pretty impressive." And I'm gonna say that on every podcast from now on. Austin Butler, I'm more famous than you, pal.

• 1:09:16Speaker 08

  That shows you the way of the world now.

• 1:09:18Andrew Santino?

  It's the internet.

• 1:09:19Speaker 08

  It's the internet.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  The web, dude.

• 1:09:20Speaker 08

  It's this.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  And you're on the web a lot.

• 1:09:22Speaker 08

  I'm on the web.

• 1:09:22Andrew Santino?

  You're a web dog.

• 1:09:23Speaker 08

  Web. I love the web.

• 1:09:25Andrew Santino?

  Big web guy.

• 1:09:26Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  How many cities you got left on this tour? And people should, I'm plugging it right now so people can go see you live.

• 1:09:30Speaker 08

  I'm bouncing around. I'm touring. I have a special coming out at the end of March, so I'm just trying to go to a lot of cities.

• 1:09:38Andrew Santino?

  The special comes out at the end of March on what?

• 1:09:39Speaker 08

  Netflix.com.

• 1:09:40Andrew Santino?

  And what's it called?

• 1:09:41Speaker 08

  It's called Funny Garden.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  Not gonna be strong and sexy?

• 1:09:47Speaker 08

  I can, I probably could change it.

• 1:09:50Andrew Santino?

  Wait, what is it called?

• 1:09:51Speaker 08

  Funny Garden.

• 1:09:52Andrew Santino?

  Funny Garden.

• 1:09:53Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:09:54Andrew Santino?

  Funny Garden from Aaron Chen on Netflix, coming out March?

• 1:09:57Speaker 08

  31st.

• 1:09:57Andrew Santino?

  March 31st, the very end of the month, one of the best days in March, by the way.

• 1:10:01Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:10:01Andrew Santino?

  Uh, the Funny Garden, and when you're surfing the web, looking for something to do, this is me being very serious, I think you're very funny, you're very talented, uh, and now that I know you, you're a very, very cool dude. I like and I respect you.

• 1:10:17Speaker 08

  You as well.

• 1:10:17Andrew Santino?

  Ditto. Look at this. We're sharing. Uh, go see him live. It's gotta be Aaron Chen dot com. If it's not, you gotta get that.

• 1:10:26Speaker 08

  Aaron Chen Comedy dot com.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  Fucking annoying. That's so annoying. Aaron Chen Comedy dot com. Uh, go see him touring all over the great United States of America while he's still here, before he gets deported. Knock on wood, because we think it is coming soon.

• 1:10:39Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:10:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:40Speaker 08

  I'm good at dodging.

• 1:10:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you have been.

• 1:10:42Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:10:42Andrew Santino?

  You have been kinda ducking around, hiding a little bit.

• 1:10:45Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Go see, uh, Aaron Chen Comedy dot com. Go see the boy. Go watch his special Funny Garden when it comes out on Netflix. I know it's gonna be good. I can't wait to watch it myself. And when I do watch it, I'm gonna text you and say, "Very funny stuff, sexy, strong guy."

• 1:10:58Speaker 08

  Thank you.

• 1:10:59Andrew Santino?

  We end the show the same way. You look into that camera, you say one word or one phrase to end the episode. Uh, this is cemented in time forever. Um, so whenever you're ready, one word or one phrase.

• 1:11:13Speaker 08

  Um, stellactites.

• 1:11:15Speaker 04

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  Who are that creature in the ginger beard?

• 1:11:23Speaker 06

  Sturdy and ginger. Like them hoes, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey and seventy-five dollars for the horse. Gingers? Oh, hell no.

• 1:11:34Speaker 07

  This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.

• 1:11:42Speaker 00

  Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk-takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long-distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola. For everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.

• 1:12:12Speaker 01

  When you shop Kroger Delivery, you can expect the savings you love and fresh groceries delivered right to your door. From delicious produce to everyday essentials, enjoy the convenience of delivery and the trusted selection you've come to know from Kroger. Because bringing you fresh, quality groceries is what we do best. Right now, enjoy free delivery on orders of fifty dollars or more with your digital coupon. Restrictions apply, see site for details. Kroger. Fresh for everyone.