The CRAZIEST Reveal In Financial Audit History

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:26Speaker 01

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• 0:31Speaker 02

  I put out Stonefire naan with dips at every dinner party.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  I make naan grilled cheese when my daughter has friends over.

• 0:37Speaker 03

  I use Stonefire naan to reward the humans who do my bidding.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Right, it's perfect for camping trips.

• 0:44Speaker 03

  Dance for it, feeble mortal.

• 0:46Speaker 02

  Sorry, is he talking to me or?

• 0:48Speaker 03

  Dance, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

• 0:51Speaker 01

  From our tradition to yours, Stonefire.

• 0:54Caleb Hammer?

  Together we naan. To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. For the last five years, you have not showered so that this man will not touch you.

• 1:04Speaker 05

  Well, if it keeps him off of me, I really don't care.

• 1:06Speaker 06

  She told me she was pregnant. It was mine. She swears it was mine. Didn't tell me up until the week the kid was born that she had cheated on me. We just found out about two weeks ago, the kid's not mine.

• 1:17Speaker 05

  And you said that I'm your biggest regret.

• 1:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, because I never got that DNA test, which I should have apparently gotten years ago.

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• 1:56Caleb Hammer?

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• 2:17Speaker 05

  Hi, I'm Mariah, I'm 24.

• 2:19Speaker 06

  I'm Nick, I'm 28 years old and we're from Denver, Colorado.

• 2:22Speaker 05

  And this is Financial Audit.

• 2:25Caleb Hammer?

  I'm just gonna give a little insight into this room for the audience, because you're not here. And unfortunately, we do not film this in 4D or 5D. They are the stinkiest people I have ever filmed with. Why do you guys smell like this? Like actually, every breath I take is miserable.

• 2:44Speaker 06

  We forgot to bring deodorant on the plane.

• 2:46Caleb Hammer?

  I don't think you would smell like this without deodorant a few hours after a shower, though.

• 2:53Speaker 06

  She didn't shower this morning.

• 2:54Caleb Hammer?

  Well, you should probably shower.

• 2:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:57Caleb Hammer?

  Why are we not showering?

• 2:59Speaker 05

  I couldn't shower.

• 3:01Caleb Hammer?

  You couldn't shower? Incapable of showering?

• 3:03Speaker 05

  Yes, I washed my hair yesterday. I can't wash it twice in a row.

• 3:06Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, put your hair in a bonnet thing or whatever it's called and wash your body. You stick it in that? This is nasty.

• 3:15Speaker 06

  This is common with her.

• 3:16Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 3:18Speaker 06

  Very common.

• 3:19Caleb Hammer?

  You guys are together.

• 3:20Speaker 06

  Goes weeks without showering.

• 3:25Speaker 07

  And if the smell is any indication of it, we are in for a real treat.

• 3:29Caleb Hammer?

  I'm not a woman, so I'm gonna look at the two women in this office. That is normal or not? Okay, big not normal.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  No.

• 3:35Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, because vaginas, they stink after like a day or two sometimes. Uh, how the fuck are you dealing with that?

• 3:43Speaker 06

  I just turn my senses off as much as I can to it.

• 3:46Caleb Hammer?

  That's not possible. It's, oh, you laugh. You laugh.

• 3:49Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:50Caleb Hammer?

  You laugh, I suffer. You laugh, I suffer. Thanks for your laughs. Is, oh my goodness, I mean, dude, I don't, okay, well, what do you do for a living? Obviously, he's not in an office, because no one would put up with this.

• 4:03Speaker 05

  No, I run a restaurant, Mexican restaurant.

• 4:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 4:07Caleb Hammer?

  How do you, how do people, you run? Wait, what's your position?

• 4:11Speaker 05

  General manager. So like the store is mine.

• 4:15Caleb Hammer?

  And the owner of the store or whatever sits in a room with you and gives you this authority?

• 4:22Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 4:24Caleb Hammer?

  I wish you guys could smell this man. Um, okay, what do you make in this position?

• 4:29Speaker 05

  $74,000 a year.

• 4:30Caleb Hammer?

  How many people do you manage? That's a great income, well done.

• 4:33Speaker 05

  32.

• 4:35Caleb Hammer?

  Really? And they put up with this?

• 4:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:38Caleb Hammer?

  What the fuck is happening? This makes no sense.

• 4:42Caleb Hammer?

  Um, just imagine going to India. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And that's it?

• 4:50Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, okay, um, what does that come down to monthly? What, net?

• 4:56Speaker 05

  $3,400.

• 4:57Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, $3,400. Listen, are you guys married?

• 5:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 5:02Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, it was, uh, it was, uh, interesting.

• 5:05Speaker 06

  Common law.

• 5:06Caleb Hammer?

  Well, sure.

• 5:07Speaker 06

  Like, we've lived together long enough that some days we consider ourselves married.

• 5:11Caleb Hammer?

  What do you mean? I mean, do you, are, do you consider yourselves married or not? I mean, it's kind of like, okay, well, she doesn't.

• 5:17Speaker 06

  I do, but she doesn't.

• 5:19Caleb Hammer?

  Rose coping in the corner.

• 5:22Speaker 06

  A little bit, yeah.

• 5:23Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 5:23Speaker 06

  I mean, we're, we're struggling with our relationship.

• 5:26Caleb Hammer?

  I would laugh at that. Very good. Um, what do you do for a living?

• 5:30Speaker 06

  I'm a political canvasser.

• 5:33Caleb Hammer?

  I ask for a living.

• 5:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, I go door to door right now.

• 5:38Caleb Hammer?

  And you make money?

• 5:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, $25 an hour.

• 5:41Caleb Hammer?

  How many hours? I mean, we're in campaign season. What are you gonna do after November?

• 5:44Speaker 06

  Uh, I'm currently looking for another position. It's temporary for the time being.

• 5:49Caleb Hammer?

  By the time this episode comes out, the election's gonna be over at that point. So what if, okay.

• 5:54Speaker 06

  I was a butcher before this. And then unfortunately, I had to leave that position due to her work.

• 6:00Speaker 05

  No, he wouldn't go into work. He wanted to stay home, smoke weed, play video games. So he would call out of work and he was constantly late, so he got fired.

• 6:08Caleb Hammer?

  I was the nasty one, the one that like has ambition and actually delivers. And then the one who isn't contributing to the smell of this place. And it looks like he showered is the one that refuses to go outside and contribute. You do have a unibrow situation, so I guess that kind of explains it. And you're doing a, um, passion volunteering with light contributing for your job currently that I can't even put an income down on, because it's not gonna last long enough.

• 6:37Speaker 06

  No, yeah, I was a butcher for past five years and then I was forced to leave my last position because.

• 6:42Caleb Hammer?

  Forced?

• 6:43Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 6:43Caleb Hammer?

  Forced?

• 6:44Speaker 06

  Yes, because she wanted to work more.

• 6:46Caleb Hammer?

  Who wanted to work more? Her? She forced you?

• 6:48Speaker 06

  She wanted to work more and she wanted to be able to work more because she said she couldn't stand being a stay-at-home mom, so she.

• 6:56Caleb Hammer?

  Work more? Was she a stay-at-home mom or was she working?

• 6:58Speaker 06

  She was a stay-at-home mom for the first two years of our kid's life. And then said she couldn't stand it and she was getting a little.

• 7:04Caleb Hammer?

  Is that working more? Is that going from zero hours to just working?

• 7:07Speaker 06

  Just going zero hours to working.

• 7:08Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, just work, that's fine that she wants to work. Okay, who cares? She brings in good money.

• 7:12Speaker 06

  Now she does, yeah, because I stepped back from work.

• 7:15Speaker 05

  He stepped back from work to.

• 7:17Caleb Hammer?

  How much were you making as a butcher?

• 7:19Speaker 06

  $28 an hour.

• 7:20Caleb Hammer?

  I think it worked out. What did $28 an hour come out to yearly?

• 7:24Speaker 06

  Like 52.

• 7:26Caleb Hammer?

  I think it worked out then mathematically, no?

• 7:29Speaker 06

  I mean, yeah, now, but.

• 7:31Caleb Hammer?

  Now, well, how long?

• 7:32Speaker 06

  She's complaining to me that she doesn't want to work anymore.

• 7:34Caleb Hammer?

  You don't want to work anymore?

• 7:36Speaker 05

  I want to take a step back from the stress.

• 7:37Caleb Hammer?

  I thought you just said he didn't want to work.

• 7:38Speaker 05

  So, no. So what I want to do is take back, take a step back from the stress and I need him to step up and help me. Because I'm supporting the entire house and I'm coming home and playing housewife.

• 7:48Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 7:48Speaker 05

  While he plays video games. So I need him to do something.

• 7:51Caleb Hammer?

  What are you, well, he's canvassing.

• 7:54Speaker 05

  Can, yeah, but he hasn't been paid.

• 7:56Caleb Hammer?

  Hasn't been paid?

• 7:58Speaker 06

  20th and the 5th of every month, so it just started this past.

• 8:01Caleb Hammer?

  You just, what a loser. When did you get out of this meat job?

• 8:08Speaker 06

  The end of July. The end of July, I left that job.

• 8:12Caleb Hammer?

  You're making it sound like she, like, you said, well, now it's paid off. Buddy, that was a month. It paid off in a month?

• 8:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 8:21Caleb Hammer?

  So what the fuck are you talking about? You made it sound like she ramped up for two years. Paid off in a month?

• 8:27Speaker 06

  Well, it was. So I ended up having to leave that position after the constant having to call out of work and stuff like that, because she would be coming home late from work. Or she would be staying.

• 8:39Caleb Hammer?

  Kids, what, how many?

• 8:40Speaker 06

  There's one kid.

• 8:41Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, how old's the kid?

• 8:42Speaker 06

  He's five.

• 8:43Caleb Hammer?

  Five, very good. Uh, okay, um, why is the kid not in daycare or something? Like, you guys make okay money, you can, you can make daycare work, you both can work full-time jobs, you can go play with fresh, normal beef during the day, then go back to her rotten roast beef at night.

• 9:01Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, uh, we just couldn't afford it at the time. So we were having her sister watch the kid occasionally. She lived with us, she moved in with us. So her sister would help us watch the kid and then.

• 9:12Caleb Hammer?

  Cool, why not daycare so you can both work? I don't give a fuck about your sister. Sounds like that's not working.

• 9:18Speaker 05

  She was free daycare.

• 9:20Caleb Hammer?

  Cool, congratulations. Why not daycare is still my question.

• 9:23Speaker 05

  I don't want to send my son to daycare. So when he got old enough for school, I went back to work my 60 hours a week.

• 9:31Caleb Hammer?

  He even needed to do daycare? He's five, is he not in elementary school?

• 9:34Speaker 05

  He's in elementary.

• 9:35Caleb Hammer?

  Get a job, loser.

• 9:37Speaker 06

  I have, I got a job.

• 9:39Caleb Hammer?

  Kind of, it's like a two-month gig.

• 9:41Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm trying to find a new job.

• 9:44Caleb Hammer?

  Go get a career, loser.

• 9:45Speaker 06

  And I've been applying to 100-plus jobs a month.

• 9:48Caleb Hammer?

  Exactly, tell me about it.

• 9:49Speaker 05

  So he calls out of work, this last butcher job that he had. He wanted to call out of work to stay home and play video games with all of his Discord friends. He would stay home and smoke weed.

• 10:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:03Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 10:04Speaker 05

  So the one time that he had to call out of work because of me, it happened once, I got off an hour late.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  So it wasn't like an everyday thing, like he's making a sound.

• 10:16Caleb Hammer?

  What are you talking about? You weren't, you weren't, you weren't being a sacrificial hero dad that saved the day. You were going home and smoking, how much weed does he smoke a week?

• 10:24Speaker 05

  Oh, like an ounce a week, maybe more.

• 10:32Caleb Hammer?

  Is that a lot?

• 10:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:33Caleb Hammer?

  I don't know, weed. Oh, every pot head in the back just gave like aggressive thumbs up and head nod. What is wrong with you? You are a father. You were supposed to be working. You're supposed to hanging out with your boys on Discord and playing games. Yes, it's fun, but you gotta step up and be a man, be a father, be a partner. What is wrong with you?

• 10:51Speaker 06

  I quit smoking weed two months ago.

• 10:53Caleb Hammer?

  Two months ago?

• 10:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, I haven't smoked any weed for, actually, it was probably about three months ago now.

• 10:58Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 10:59Speaker 06

  September.

• 10:59Caleb Hammer?

  So is everything better then?

• 11:00Speaker 05

  No.

• 11:01Caleb Hammer?

  Doesn't sound like it. I would suggest not. Now I wonder what she's saying. Congratulations. Maybe you don't puff at all.

• 11:07Speaker 06

  No. Yeah, no, I was.

• 11:09Caleb Hammer?

  Do you believe he stopped?

• 11:11Speaker 05

  I, not really, no.

• 11:13Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 11:14Speaker 05

  Because he's still staying home. So instead of, he ran out of his little pamphlets for whatever he's doing. So instead of doing Instacart or DoorDash like he said he was going to, he just stays at home.

• 11:26Speaker 05

  Even while the kid's in school.

• 11:27Caleb Hammer?

  So the kid's in school and he's just gaming?

• 11:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 11:32Speaker 05

  So I go to work for 12 to 16 hours, seven days a week, and he stays at home.

• 11:37Caleb Hammer?

  How does this make you feel?

• 11:39Speaker 05

  It's frustrating and it really upsets me.

• 11:43Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, how does this affect y'all's dynamic? You guys talk about this? Do you confront him about this?

• 11:48Speaker 05

  No, I don't confront him about it.

• 11:50Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 11:51Speaker 05

  I've tried and then it all, it's never his fault. It's always my fault.

• 11:55Caleb Hammer?

  So what happens? You go ahead and you try, what happens?

• 11:57Speaker 05

  So I try and confront him and then.

• 11:59Caleb Hammer?

  What do you say? What do you do?

• 12:01Speaker 05

  I ask him, what, when is he gonna get a job? What is he doing to help the house? He needs to either help be a housewife and clean the house, make the dinner, or get a job and support the house.

• 12:12Caleb Hammer?

  Fair, reasonable.

• 12:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then he constantly goes back, I had a job, you made me quit because you wanted to work more. So it's always shifting the blame back on me.

• 12:21Caleb Hammer?

  What do you, what do you, the kids in elementary school now, it doesn't matter anymore. What kind of excuse bullshit is that? Why are you such a pathetic worm when she talks to you? Why do you throw everything back on her?

• 12:33Speaker 06

  So, we just found out about two weeks ago, the kid's not mine.

• 12:39Speaker 06

  So why should I step up?

• 12:41Caleb Hammer?

  I shouldn't laugh at that.

• 12:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 12:43Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, how long?

• 12:45Speaker 06

  Me up inside. We've been together eight years.

• 12:48Speaker 05

  Eight years.

• 12:49Speaker 06

  And the kid's five. Yeah.

• 12:51Caleb Hammer?

  Wait, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What do you mean you found, how'd you just find out five years later? What do you mean you found out?

• 13:00Speaker 06

  So she decided she wanted to break up with me. I got pissed off.

• 13:04Caleb Hammer?

  When?

• 13:05Speaker 05

  July.

• 13:05Speaker 06

  In July, July 17th-ish, and yeah.

• 13:09Caleb Hammer?

  Cause you're a pathetic loser.

• 13:11Speaker 06

  Supposedly.

• 13:12Caleb Hammer?

  So far.

• 13:12Speaker 06

  So, yeah, I got pissed off and I bought a paternity test and ended up taking it and.

• 13:18Caleb Hammer?

  What, what, what prompted you to do that? I've been broken up with before. I didn't immediately do like DNA.

• 13:23Speaker 06

  So, let's bring it back a little bit. When the kid was first, when we first found out she was pregnant, she had broken up with me almost immediately.

• 13:32Caleb Hammer?

  After she found out pregnancy?

• 13:34Speaker 06

  Uh, before she found out she was pregnant. She found out she was pregnant and then came back to me like, two months later is like, I'm pregnant.

• 13:42Caleb Hammer?

  Well, if I do the math right.

• 13:45Caleb Hammer?

  It might not be yours.

• 13:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, so she told me she was pregnant, it was mine, she swears it was mine. Didn't tell me up until the week the kid was born, that she had cheated on me. So I felt bad. I had already like emotionally and physically invested myself in this.

• 14:02Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 14:03Speaker 06

  And then, yeah, the week the kid's born.

• 14:05Caleb Hammer?

  Before birth?

• 14:06Speaker 05

  I told him, when we first had our first conversation, I came back to him and I said, there's a chance that it's not yours, but I'm pretty sure the timing adds up and it's your kid. And then he was the one that wanted to come back into my life. But none of this would have happened if he didn't cheat on me two separate times right before that.

• 14:23Caleb Hammer?

  What is financial, this is a financial, what is financial audit? Why is everyone, okay, why'd you leave that, I think, critical piece of information out?

• 14:32Speaker 06

  Which critical piece?

• 14:33Caleb Hammer?

  You cheated on her first!

• 14:35Speaker 06

  I cheated, okay.

• 14:36Caleb Hammer?

  Now that it's good to cheat back.

• 14:38Speaker 06

  When we had gotten together, I had, it was around December bef, after we got together, I decided to do some with some friends.

• 14:48Caleb Hammer?

  When you guys got back together, so she was already pregnant?

• 14:50Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no. So this is like before we.

• 14:53Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, a previous breakup?

• 14:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:55Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 14:56Caleb Hammer?

  Great.

• 14:56Speaker 06

  I had decided to do some with some friends and me and this girl, we ended up hooking up. I literally apologized not even eight hours later. I picked her up from work. I apologized. I was like, hey, I slept with so and so. And then, two months later, the second time I cheated, uh, an ex had hit me up and wanted to talk to me, so we went and talked.

• 15:20Caleb Hammer?

  Why? Why'd you go talk? Why would you go? Oh, you got, shut up.

• 15:24Speaker 06

  No, no, it was literally just a kiss, just literally like a peck on the lips and I come home and tell her.

• 15:29Caleb Hammer?

  Did you sit there and allow a kiss to happen to you?

• 15:32Speaker 06

  I allowed the kiss to happen, yeah.

• 15:33Caleb Hammer?

  You can, you can also, oh, you can do a lot of things besides.

• 15:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, so yeah, I allowed the kiss to happen.

• 15:42Caleb Hammer?

  You, y'all kissed.

• 15:44Speaker 06

  Yeah, I pulled away and went home and told.

• 15:46Caleb Hammer?

  Why would, okay, I don't know, I mean, I don't get with exes to talk when I'm with someone.

• 15:53Speaker 06

  No.

• 15:53Caleb Hammer?

  Why are you doing that, you?

• 15:55Speaker 06

  Messaged me, she saw the message and she's like, no, I think you should go. I think you should go and talk to her.

• 16:01Caleb Hammer?

  Why'd you say that?

• 16:02Speaker 05

  I never said that. No.

• 16:04Speaker 06

  That's a lie.

• 16:05Speaker 05

  He hid the messages on his phone.

• 16:07Speaker 06

  No, I did not hide anything. I told her.

• 16:09Speaker 05

  Telling me a week after my birthday that he kissed his ex-girlfriend who he was still in love with.

• 16:14Speaker 06

  I told you the day it happened. And then you held that grudge against me for six months.

• 16:19Caleb Hammer?

  Kind of fair, just because you say, oops, I, oops, I kissed the, the day you did it, doesn't all of a sudden excuse it? I'm a little, I'm not understanding that logic there.

• 16:30Speaker 06

  No, and I.

• 16:31Caleb Hammer?

  If I go kill someone and I tell the cops the day I did it, I'm okay?

• 16:34Speaker 06

  No, but I still felt like it was right for her to know and to apologize to her for it.

• 16:38Caleb Hammer?

  Of course, doesn't mean it's okay or that she wouldn't be hurt.

• 16:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, I know, and I expected her to be hurt.

• 16:44Caleb Hammer?

  Then why are you holding it against her that she was hurt?

• 16:46Speaker 06

  I'm not holding it against her.

• 16:47Caleb Hammer?

  You just did, you said she was holding a grudge.

• 16:49Speaker 06

  She was holding the grudge against me.

• 16:51Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 16:51Speaker 06

  And.

• 16:52Caleb Hammer?

  How is that unfair?

• 16:53Speaker 06

  So, what had happened is she held that grudge against me for six months and then decided to go fuck her coworker.

• 16:59Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 17:00Speaker 06

  And then, break up with me like a week later.

• 17:04Speaker 05

  Uh, back then I was a nursing assistant for an older person retirement home. One of the other male nurses.

• 17:12Speaker 00

  The top 10 best rebounders in NBA history.

• 17:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, he was like 300 pounds. It was, he was disgusting, but.

• 17:20Speaker 05

  And he actually paid attention to me.

• 17:23Speaker 06

  How could I pay attention to you? You're at work 24/7.

• 17:27Speaker 05

  He would actually talk to me. Nick would try to avoid any actual emotional conversation with me. So then I found comfort in my coworker.

• 17:37Caleb Hammer?

  I thought you said she was holding a grudge. You were avoiding having any conversation with her?

• 17:40Speaker 06

  Oh, no, I was trying to. She just wouldn't pay any attention to me when I was trying to give her that attention.

• 17:45Caleb Hammer?

  You do.

• 17:46Speaker 06

  No.

• 17:46Speaker 05

  This is what he does. He shifts the blame back onto me, so then it's all my fault.

• 17:50Caleb Hammer?

  You did do that earlier on something that is 100% your fault, so I kinda believe her in this.

• 17:54Speaker 06

  I mean, okay, that's fine, but no.

• 17:57Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, why does that mean we cheat? Usually we break up.

• 18:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, which we did after I cheated on him. I was 18.

• 18:04Caleb Hammer?

  After you cheated on him?

• 18:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got revenge.

• 18:07Caleb Hammer?

  So you got railed in the nursing home by a fat dude?

• 18:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:10Caleb Hammer?

  And us fatties, we gotta get some love out there, so it's okay. Don't hate in the nursing home?

• 18:15Speaker 05

  No, at his apartment.

• 18:18Speaker 06

  I was calling her during that happening.

• 18:20Caleb Hammer?

  You should have answered. I love that.

• 18:22Speaker 05

  That, no.

• 18:24Caleb Hammer?

  That should.

• 18:25Speaker 06

  No.

• 18:25Speaker 05

  No, Nick is a crier. He cries. He breaks down, he's caught at crying.

• 18:30Caleb Hammer?

  I can tell.

• 18:31Speaker 05

  But, I slept with my coworker and then the day after.

• 18:36Caleb Hammer?

  Raw?

• 18:37Speaker 05

  No.

• 18:38Caleb Hammer?

  Condom.

• 18:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, so the day after I get back is when I kick.

• 18:44Speaker 00

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• 19:10Speaker 05

  Nick out of the house and I hook up with my sister's coworker, Raw.

• 19:15Caleb Hammer?

  What is, what, what, what are you doing? How'd you even get that person?

• 19:18Speaker 05

  Um, my sister worked at a bar and her coworker came over to the house one night. I met him and then I went back to his house.

• 19:26Caleb Hammer?

  And you were like, let me ride you? Okay.

• 19:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:29Caleb Hammer?

  And you took his load?

• 19:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:31Speaker 06

  She's allergic to condoms, latex, so.

• 19:35Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, latex.

• 19:35Speaker 06

  I don't even believe that she actually had used a condom in the past.

• 19:39Caleb Hammer?

  There's other condoms, dude. And also birth control exists and also so does Plan B. You weren't worried about it?

• 19:44Speaker 05

  No, I didn't think anything of it.

• 19:47Caleb Hammer?

  How does this keep happening on the show? How are people taking raw loads or dumping raw loads? And then they don't think anything's gonna happen? What the is wrong with you guys?

• 19:58Speaker 05

  I just didn't think about it because we were together for three years prior and nothing ever happened, so I was like.

• 20:03Caleb Hammer?

  Were you dumping raw loads?

• 20:05Speaker 06

  Oh, absolutely.

• 20:06Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, maybe you're broken.

• 20:07Speaker 06

  No, maybe.

• 20:09Caleb Hammer?

  No, you can't say that. You don't have a kid.

• 20:10Speaker 06

  We can, we have to go.

• 20:12Caleb Hammer?

  What is wrong with both of you? Both of you have black plaque on your teeth. So it's not a baby thing for you? Both of you have it?

• 20:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:19Caleb Hammer?

  What are you guys doing?

• 20:21Speaker 05

  I have to get dental work done.

• 20:23Caleb Hammer?

  No shit, what's wrong with you guys though? Cause both of you have it.

• 20:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, so it's the dark soda, it's the coffee, and I just have to go get work done.

• 20:32Speaker 06

  She hasn't brushed her teeth in like two months, except for like one time and I made her brush her teeth like last week.

• 20:41Speaker 05

  So the reason that all this happens is because he would try and pressure me into sex and if I turn him down, it becomes a huge fight and a crying in the corner, begging on the knees. So if I avoid showering and personal hygiene, he won't initiate and we have no fight.

• 20:58Caleb Hammer?

  That's your actual strategy?

• 20:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, and it works. He won't initiate anything. We don't fight and he avoids me.

• 21:10Caleb Hammer?

  I've never heard anything like that on this show. I mean, that's an extreme level of honesty of disgusting nature.

• 21:21Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's absolutely disgusting to even deal with it.

• 21:25Caleb Hammer?

  Like, well, that was her strategy. You not hear that? Wait, you want to avoid this man having sex with you so much, you actively do not shower?

• 21:39Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 21:39Caleb Hammer?

  Just to confirm, the person you are with.

• 21:44Caleb Hammer?

  How long have you been doing this and avoiding having sex with him?

• 21:47Speaker 05

  For the past five years.

• 21:50Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, but that's how long have you guys been together?

• 21:52Speaker 05

  We've been together for seven.

• 21:54Caleb Hammer?

  What happened?

• 21:55Speaker 05

  Uh, the cheating and then I gave birth to our, my son.

• 22:01Caleb Hammer?

  Get back with him?

• 22:03Speaker 05

  He's psychotic. So he will stalk me. He logs into every Instagram, every social media account, sits outside of my apartment.

• 22:11Caleb Hammer?

  So let's get back.

• 22:13Speaker 05

  Follow me to and from work.

• 22:14Caleb Hammer?

  That's insane, bro.

• 22:15Speaker 05

  It's easier.

• 22:16Speaker 06

  I wasn't the first time. I mean, this most recent time I kind of was that way because it was at my house.

• 22:22Caleb Hammer?

  Most recent time, when?

• 22:23Speaker 06

  So.

• 22:24Caleb Hammer?

  When you guys got back together?

• 22:26Speaker 05

  So a few months ago, I asked for a separation because I'm done.

• 22:29Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, okay, okay, okay. We'll get into that. We'll get into that at some point. I, I need to go down the process. I do not like you laughing. Are you fine? You are a disgusting individual and you are laughing. It's like, what is wrong with you? And also your teeth again are black. Like, I don't understand. I do dark soda and coffee. I have a coffee stain, but I do not have black. I don't have tartar.

• 22:50Speaker 06

  Oh, hers are the worst.

• 22:52Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, it's both bad, but you both have it. I don't understand it. What is with financial, a lot of guests and bad teeth?

• 22:59Speaker 05

  So I've never had been able to get my teeth done because I've lived on my own since I was 13.

• 23:05Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, the emergency room will pull them and then you can just not pay.

• 23:09Caleb Hammer?

  Laughing? I don't know. That's an actual advice. That's real. What are you talking about? What are you laughing about? You're so weird, dude.

• 23:17Speaker 06

  It's nervous laughter.

• 23:18Caleb Hammer?

  Shut the fuck up. Okay, so you took the raw load and then you got pregnant.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:25Caleb Hammer?

  And for two years, you guys were having raw loads.

• 23:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:28Caleb Hammer?

  Why did you even suggest to him that I'm like, could be his kid?

• 23:35Speaker 05

  Because I, yeah, so I slept with him a few days before I slept with the actual father of my child.

• 23:42Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, but you guys went getting pregnant for two years and then you slept with the dude. Also, why, why was that guy thinking?

• 23:50Caleb Hammer?

  Like, I don't really understand. Okay, um, uh, did you tell the other guy?

• 23:57Speaker 05

  No, I haven't told the other guy because he offered to push me down a flight of stairs. When I told him I was pregnant, so.

• 24:04Caleb Hammer?

  So you did tell him?

• 24:05Speaker 05

  No, I didn't. Or I did tell him back when I found out. Yeah. He asked if it was his. I said, I don't, I didn't know. And then he told me he could push me down a flight of stairs. So I haven't told him recently that I found out.

• 24:15Caleb Hammer?

  Is it a joke or reality?

• 24:17Speaker 05

  That's, I have no idea.

• 24:19Caleb Hammer?

  Wanted you to get an abortion.

• 24:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:20Caleb Hammer?

  Probably.

• 24:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 24:22Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

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• 25:48Caleb Hammer?

  Click the link in my bio to take a short quiz. You may be entitled to a potential recovery of over $1,000. So you went screaming back to him, crying or something. I don't know. Why? So why'd you get back with him?

• 25:59Speaker 05

  I went back to talk to him about everything.

• 26:02Caleb Hammer?

  Get back to him. We've been together for five years. Why'd you get back with him?

• 26:06Speaker 05

  I don't know. I just keep getting back with him.

• 26:08Caleb Hammer?

  No, I think you were just afraid of having the kid on your own.

• 26:11Speaker 05

  Probably, yeah. I was scared.

• 26:13Caleb Hammer?

  Why'd you get back together with her?

• 26:15Speaker 06

  I'm just in love with her. If I'm being honest, like I genuinely love her more than anything. So I would give anything to be with her.

• 26:23Caleb Hammer?

  Why do you love her?

• 26:24Speaker 06

  Honestly, anymore, I'm not even sure.

• 26:29Speaker 06

  I don't think she loves you. So much.

• 26:31Caleb Hammer?

  Cheats so much?

• 26:33Speaker 06

  Oh yeah. She cheated, what, two months ago? She was cheating on some, with some dude on Discord in Marvel Rivals.

• 26:40Caleb Hammer?

  But not for him?

• 26:41Speaker 05

  No, not for him.

• 26:42Caleb Hammer?

  What the is this? I appreciate the honesty. It's actually kind of blowing my mind right now. What the? Um, uh, okay. So five years. So, okay. So I need to confirm. You had the kid. Now for the last five years, you have not showered so that this man will not touch you. Why? Why did that start when you guys got back together? I want, I need to know what's going on in your brain.

• 27:05Speaker 05

  Because after that, he cheated on me with his coworker and said that I was his biggest regret in life. So.

• 27:13Caleb Hammer?

  Immediately when you guys got back together?

• 27:15Speaker 06

  With this woman or anything?

• 27:16Caleb Hammer?

  What'd he do?

• 27:17Speaker 05

  He was messaging her. They were sending pictures back and forth.

• 27:20Speaker 06

  We weren't even sending nudes.

• 27:22Speaker 05

  He was emotionally attached to this one.

• 27:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, me and her had just, we had been flirting at work.

• 27:27Caleb Hammer?

  So it's emotional cheating.

• 27:29Speaker 06

  But then it was, we both had realized, hey, we have feelings for each other. So we both immediately like, basically told each other, we need to stop talking.

• 27:39Speaker 05

  He realized that after he said that I was his biggest regret in life.

• 27:42Caleb Hammer?

  When did he say that?

• 27:43Speaker 05

  Um.

• 27:43Caleb Hammer?

  Who, no, who'd he say that to?

• 27:45Speaker 05

  To this girl.

• 27:46Speaker 06

  Girl that I was supposed to be cheating with.

• 27:47Caleb Hammer?

  How'd you find out?

• 27:48Speaker 05

  Um, I found out because I went through their messages because I had a suspicion something was going on. I went through his phone, found the messages and him telling her that I was his biggest regret in life. After we spent the last six years of our lives together.

• 28:04Speaker 06

  So I didn't say she was my biggest regret. I said, one of my biggest regrets was not ever actually getting that paternity test. Because I had been doubting it for the last three years.

• 28:15Caleb Hammer?

  Why didn't you?

• 28:16Speaker 06

  I, I don't know. I wanted it to be my kid. All I've ever wanted was a family. Like to be able to raise a kid and have a wife. So I don't even know.

• 28:26Caleb Hammer?

  That's all you've ever wanted in life? Okay. To have a wife? Get a wife, dude.

• 28:30Speaker 06

  I mean.

• 28:35Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so how quickly after you guys got together, did you cheat?

• 28:39Speaker 05

  Uh, the next few months. It's always a few months increments.

• 28:43Caleb Hammer?

  Then why would you get back with her? The moment she had what you thought was your kid?

• 28:49Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so immediately after that, you were done?

• 28:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was done.

• 28:52Caleb Hammer?

  Why'd you stay with him for four and a half years then?

• 28:55Speaker 05

  Because he goes on these psychotic bursts. I can't leave.

• 28:58Caleb Hammer?

  Huh? You can't leave because he goes on psychotic bursts?

• 29:00Speaker 05

  So he will stalk me. He will.

• 29:02Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, tell me about it in detail. I need to know what's going on.

• 29:05Speaker 05

  So I tried to leave him and he would continue to stalk me. Any guy or anybody that I would talk to? He would send them pictures of me and mine and his old messages, whatever it was to scare off this guy. He would follow me to and from my house, to work. He would log into all my social media accounts and text anybody that I was texting. He would go through mine and my siblings' group chats, anything and everything. So no matter how far I would try to run, he was always right there pushing everyone else away.

• 29:38Speaker 06

  No, I wasn't.

• 29:39Speaker 05

  So it was just easier to stay compliant?

• 29:41Caleb Hammer?

  No, I wasn't?

• 29:42Speaker 06

  So there were times where I was logging into her accounts, but most of the time it was, "Hey, can you bring me this to work? Hey, I'm really hungry at work, can you bring me this to work?" So it wasn't even me stalking her.

• 29:54Caleb Hammer?

  Logging into her account to ask for something?

• 29:55Speaker 06

  No, I would log into her accounts to try and figure out what's going on in our relationship, because she would be telling me one thing and then she would be-

• 30:02Caleb Hammer?

  She tried to break up with you?

• 30:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:03Speaker 06

  So she would be telling me one thing-

• 30:05Caleb Hammer?

  She broke up with you, why are you logging into her accounts?

• 30:06Speaker 06

  She would be telling me one thing and then she would go and tell her friends or her girl-

• 30:10Caleb Hammer?

  So she broke up with you?

• 30:12Speaker 06

  I mean, yeah, but I was trying to make the relationship work, cuz-

• 30:15Caleb Hammer?

  She broke up with you, it was done.

• 30:18Speaker 06

  I didn't feel like it was done, because she was still trying to have sex with me at night. She would still be asking me to have sex with her.

• 30:25Caleb Hammer?

  You were trying to have sex?

• 30:25Speaker 05

  I did it once.

• 30:26Caleb Hammer?

  This is confusing. If you're trying to, if you're not showering, not brushing your teeth, so he doesn't make a move on you, what are you, why is he saying you're trying to [BLEEP] him?

• 30:33Speaker 05

  I did it once, because I was desperate and drunk.

• 30:36Caleb Hammer?

  And three and a half, in four and a half years, you made a move on him one time?

• 30:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, I made a move on him once.

• 30:41Speaker 06

  She would make moves on me all the time. She still claims that I'm some of the best sex she's ever had.

• 30:45Speaker 05

  No, he is lying.

• 30:47Speaker 06

  She, she says I'm the only person that can make her come or make her squirt, so that's the reason why she only wants to be with me.

• 30:53Speaker 05

  And that's why I keep cheating on him, because he's the best I've ever had, cuz that makes sense.

• 30:58Speaker 06

  I don't [BLEEP] get it, and that's why I was trying to mess-

• 31:01Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, she's cheating on you constantly, how are you possibly still here?

• 31:04Speaker 06

  I-

• 31:05Caleb Hammer?

  You are pathetic.

• 31:06Speaker 06

  I know I'm pathetic, but it's just like, dude, I have loved you, I've given you everything in my life that I can, like, I've raised this [BLEEP] kid for five years.

• 31:15Speaker 05

  But then we got back together and you wanted to open the relationship, to sleep with other people, but still be together.

• 31:20Speaker 06

  Because you weren't having sex with me. What do you [BLEEP] want from me?

• 31:23Caleb Hammer?

  I mean, okay, if you're, if you're taking sex off the table, I think proposing open isn't like the craziest, you can say no!

• 31:30Speaker 05

  Which I agreed to-

• 31:31Caleb Hammer?

  And that's okay. You agreed to open.

• 31:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, so we agreed to the open, so we opened-

• 31:35Caleb Hammer?

  What the [BLEEP] are you talking about?

• 31:35Speaker 05

  We opened the relationship and then he immediately closed it and got jealous and said everything I was doing was cheating on him.

• 31:41Speaker 06

  Because she would go out and have sex with other dudes, but was still refusing to have sex with me. No, because one of our rules when we had done it was, hey, never leave the other person at home wanting to have sex with you. So like, if I was to go out and have sex with someone else, it would have to be because she didn't wanna have sex. But then she would sit there and go out with these other dudes, and I'm like, dude, I wanted to have sex tonight, and then she'd be like, oh well, too bad. And then she'd come home and complain to me, ah, he bust before he even [BLEEP] got it in. So it was like, [BLEEP] sad. Cuz it's like, how are you gonna go sleep with these other guys and then sit there and tell me that, oh, they're terrible?

• 32:19Speaker 06

  But, you know, I have great dick at home supposedly. It's confusing. It's [BLEEP] confusing.

• 32:28Caleb Hammer?

  I'm sorry, again, the smell in this room is intense. Why do you wanna have sex with that?

• 32:35Speaker 05

  He slept with a black woman, he didn't last. So he slept with a black grandma. We opened the relationship.

• 32:40Speaker 06

  Sixty years old.

• 32:41Speaker 05

  He wants to claim he's good and bad, but he slept with this old lady, maybe got a pump in and then didn't, came home.

• 32:48Speaker 06

  She was begging for more the next day. She was asking me to come back over.

• 32:52Caleb Hammer?

  Grandma?

• 32:53Speaker 06

  Grandma, sixty years old. I was twenty-three, twenty-two, something like that. I genuinely don't remember exactly.

• 33:02Caleb Hammer?

  Why are you [BLEEP] grannies? I mean, I guess they need some love.

• 33:05Speaker 06

  I've always had a small thing, like, of wanting to experience that, so that's why I did that. I am a freak.

• 33:10Caleb Hammer?

  You have sex with this endless yeast infection and then you stick it in an old woman?

• 33:15Speaker 06

  She's constantly actually complaining about having yeast infections, because she doesn't clean herself.

• 33:20Caleb Hammer?

  Shower, yeah.

• 33:22Speaker 05

  As long as he doesn't touch me, then it's fine.

• 33:25Caleb Hammer?

  What am I doing, guys? What am I trying to do for you guys? You're separated now.

• 33:30Speaker 05

  I need him to step up. So I-

• 33:33Caleb Hammer?

  And you'll get back together with him?

• 33:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:34Caleb Hammer?

  Will you sleep with him if he does?

• 33:36Speaker 05

  Yes, absolutely. If he learns how to be a man and step up and feel some help. He just needs to help a little bit.

• 33:42Caleb Hammer?

  So you are saying you've like withdrawn from the relationship cuz he's been like a child?

• 33:47Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 33:47Caleb Hammer?

  Over the past few years?

• 33:48Speaker 05

  He's just been a second child that I've been taking care of when mommy and daddy aren't around.

• 33:52Caleb Hammer?

  Have you expressed this?

• 33:53Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, I have.

• 33:54Caleb Hammer?

  Then wh- what are you doing? Why haven't you stepped up? If you could get everything you wanted-

• 33:59Speaker 06

  My main issue was, for two years, after the kid was born, I was the only one working in the house. I was providing everything for her. During those two years, she would constantly complain that she can't be a stay-at-home mom, she can't take it, it's too much work, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, all you have to do is keep the house clean, it's not even [BLEEP] hard. I mean, I've proved it within the last month and a half, because, yeah, I wasn't working. I kept the house clean, almost spotless most of the time.

• 34:27Speaker 05

  No.

• 34:27Speaker 06

  I'm the only one to do laundry.

• 34:29Speaker 05

  I had to start working. He couldn't maintain the bills, so he was falling behind on the-

• 34:34Caleb Hammer?

  No, but did he do stay-at-home husband well?

• 34:36Speaker 05

  No. No, laundry's not done, the kitchen isn't done, I have to come home and make dinner, or-

• 34:41Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, what the [BLEEP] is that? What are you talking about?

• 34:43Speaker 06

  She has never once cooked dinner, mind you. The only dinner she has cooked-

• 34:47Caleb Hammer?

  Cuz you were so conflicting, I don't know.

• 34:48Speaker 06

  Ever, has been chicken nuggets, or she's poured some things in a pan and been like, here you go. But yeah, she never cooks.

• 34:56Speaker 05

  This is what I live with.

• 34:57Speaker 06

  I am the main one that cooks.

• 34:59Caleb Hammer?

  How do I know who to believe? You say she asked for sex, you say you've asked once in five years. You say you're a perfect stay-at-home husband, she says you do nothing.

• 35:08Speaker 06

  She manipulates everything, constantly.

• 35:10Caleb Hammer?

  Well, she says you manipulate, and I did catch you in a manipulation earlier.

• 35:13Speaker 06

  I mean, sometimes, yeah, I have to be a little manipulative with her, but-

• 35:18Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, that's crazy. What do you mean? What do you mean, sometimes you have to be manipulative? What does that even mean? Who says that?

• 35:25Speaker 06

  I mean, you can ask all of our friends that have seen our relationship, her best friend doesn't even really support her anymore, because she lied to her best friend for a year and a half about our relationship, her best friend lived with us for three months, and decided, oh, you're the one that's been lying this whole time.

• 35:45Caleb Hammer?

  Huh?

• 35:46Speaker 05

  That's a lie. My best friend didn't, she, we moved into her house, she let us rent out her house, and she didn't live there half the time. But she seen how lazy [BLEEP] was, or Nick was.

• 35:59Caleb Hammer?

  We'll believe it, yeah, you're good.

• 36:01Speaker 05

  She seen how lazy he was. He wouldn't do anything. I would go to work, I'm working eighty, ninety-hour weeks to try and bring in extra money, because I'm salaried. So if I put in these extra hours, then I can get a bonus, bring home the extra money, and then-

• 36:15Speaker 00

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• 36:40Speaker 05

  When I was at work, constantly trying to provide for the family, he would leave and cheat, or he would emotionally cheat with somebody.

• 36:47Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, how often are you guys cheating on each other?

• 36:49Speaker 06

  I've cheated on her like, I haven't even cheated on her in about two years.

• 36:55Speaker 06

  But-

• 36:55Caleb Hammer?

  That is not a normal thing to say.

• 36:57Speaker 06

  That last time was the, the whole, oh, he's emotionally cheating. I never actually slept with this woman, kissed her, did anything with this woman, it was just flirting.

• 37:06Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, and what did she do a few months ago?

• 37:07Speaker 06

  What did she do?

• 37:09Caleb Hammer?

  Two months ago?

• 37:09Speaker 06

  She was receiving nudes from these guys, sending them nudes. Oh, multiple.

• 37:14Speaker 05

  Two guys, yeah.

• 37:15Speaker 06

  Two different guys. One of them she fell in love with after talking to him for two [BLEEP] weeks.

• 37:20Caleb Hammer?

  Would you shower or brush your teeth for that person?

• 37:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 37:26Speaker 06

  It's [BLEEP] nasty.

• 37:26Speaker 05

  This guy was emotionally there for me. I get ignored.

• 37:30Caleb Hammer?

  How so?

• 37:31Speaker 05

  I get ignored.

• 37:32Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, tell me, tell me.

• 37:33Speaker 05

  So everything is my fault, no matter what issue I bring up. No matter, hey, we're having this kinda problem, we're having this kinda issue, we're dealing with this kinda financial issue. I talked to, I talked to him about it, and then he comes back and it's my fault, because, oh, I'm angry, oh, you're always at work, oh, you don't know how to come home and relax. You're too stressed out. So anytime I'm like, hey, I need help with this, he's all, well, maybe if you step back from work, but I can't afford to step back from work when he won't step up.

• 38:01Speaker 06

  I was constantly trying to step up. We only had one car. That car was my car the whole time. So up until two months ago, when I told her I'm tired of [BLEEP] driving her ass to work and taking her to work, then she finally bought her own car.

• 38:16Caleb Hammer?

  But throwing everything back on her is what she said you always do.

• 38:20Speaker 06

  So I don't throw it all back on her. It was, she wrecked my old car. So totaling that old car raised our car payments by $200 a month.

• 38:31Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, that's not good, but you're not even addressing what she says you do. She says you do not emotionally support her. You throw everything back on her and say it's her fault.

• 38:39Speaker 06

  So when I was trying to emotionally support her.

• 38:41Speaker 05

  That's a lie. I found a fake Snapchat. He was getting Snapchats from girls at the bar to send nudes to.

• 38:47Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, okay, the cheating, I get it. But what's this, um, but you say he doesn't emotionally support you?

• 38:53Speaker 05

  No, not even a little bit.

• 38:55Speaker 06

  I attempted to for years.

• 38:57Caleb Hammer?

  How? What does that look like? What does emotional supporting her look like to you?

• 39:01Speaker 06

  To me, it was me coming home, giving her hugs, being like, hey, what do you need? Is there anything I can do for you? Hey, what's going on for you? You know, I would come home and constantly and try and give her my all and then just be stonewalled constantly. She would just be like, no, oh, well.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  That's a lie.

• 39:19Speaker 06

  She would just immediately shut down anything.

• 39:21Speaker 05

  He would get home and smoke weed. He would ask me how my day was and I'm like, oh, it was stressful. I can really do this. And then he'd go back into his room, smoke weed and play video games.

• 39:29Caleb Hammer?

  Which sounds like all you do today, anyway.

• 39:31Speaker 06

  Well, I would have to shut down. She would yell at me and she would constantly just yell at me.

• 39:36Caleb Hammer?

  What is she yelling at you about?

• 39:37Speaker 06

  Yell at our kid.

• 39:38Caleb Hammer?

  Yell at the kid?

• 39:39Speaker 06

  She would call the kid a piece of shit because he was trying to give her attention after work.

• 39:44Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 39:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:45Caleb Hammer?

  What is wrong with you?

• 39:46Speaker 05

  I had a few outbreaks, outbursts.

• 39:47Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 39:48Speaker 05

  Because it was all me constantly. It was me working. It was me cleaning the house. It was me taking care of the kid. While he sat there and cheated on me, bought video games for his friends and smoked weed.

• 39:59Caleb Hammer?

  And I'm sorry. I mean, you definitely shouldn't be doing that. But if you are like avoiding all responsibility at home, she probably would be broken.

• 40:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, I started avoiding responsibility because I got tired of the way she treated me and the kid.

• 40:12Caleb Hammer?

  Kid? Well, not really, but you thought you did.

• 40:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, I thought I had a kid and.

• 40:16Caleb Hammer?

  But you weren't doing anything for the kid you thought you had?

• 40:18Speaker 06

  Pissing me off as she was treating the kid. So I was trying to stay at home more so that I didn't see him treat like that.

• 40:22Caleb Hammer?

  Poorly, so you just go smoke and play video games? Make that make sense?

• 40:25Speaker 06

  I wouldn't smoke and go play video games. I would just run away from the problems.

• 40:30Caleb Hammer?

  And you smoked the most insane amount we've ever heard.

• 40:32Speaker 05

  Thousands of dollars in months. That's how much he would spend.

• 40:35Caleb Hammer?

  When's the last time you fucked someone that wasn't him? Be honest. Don't fuck with me. I'll find out.

• 40:41Speaker 05

  I wanna say it was last year. I haven't fucked anybody new.

• 40:46Caleb Hammer?

  Did you know about that?

• 40:48Speaker 06

  No. She told me the last time she had sex with someone else was two years ago.

• 40:53Caleb Hammer?

  What happened last year?

• 40:55Speaker 05

  Last year, I hooked up with one of my old friends with benefits.

• 40:59Caleb Hammer?

  And he didn't know?

• 41:00Speaker 05

  No.

• 41:03Speaker 06

  This is my first time hearing about this.

• 41:05Caleb Hammer?

  And you don't give a fuck?

• 41:06Speaker 06

  I just, I don't even know what to say right now. Cause it's like, the last time I heard of her having sex with someone was three years ago because her best friend snitched on her.

• 41:18Caleb Hammer?

  Raw?

• 41:19Speaker 05

  No, not raw. There was protection.

• 41:24Caleb Hammer?

  Give me your phone. Dare I touch this nasty thing? Ugh.

• 41:32Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, can I have a wipe, please? No, I'm serious. She's so gross.

• 41:37Caleb Hammer?

  Who is sticking it in this? Oh. Do you not realize that that is disgusting, that vagina?

• 41:45Speaker 05

  Well, if it keeps him off of me, I really don't care.

• 41:47Caleb Hammer?

  I get it, but you're, well, I guess when you're with other people.

• 41:53Caleb Hammer?

  Man.

• 41:55Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, okay. So he needs to step up and get his shit together? That's the point?

• 42:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's the whole point.

• 42:01Caleb Hammer?

  And if not, what?

• 42:03Speaker 05

  Then I'm done and I can't keep doing this.

• 42:05Caleb Hammer?

  And that's kind of fair. How's your job going today?

• 42:08Speaker 05

  It's going all right. It's stressful, but it brings in money. So I don't like my job.

• 42:14Caleb Hammer?

  Any issues at work I should be aware of?

• 42:16Speaker 05

  No, not at all.

• 42:17Speaker 06

  She has 18 HR complaints, but.

• 42:20Speaker 05

  18 HR complaints, yes.

• 42:21Caleb Hammer?

  Well, that would be a fuck issue!

• 42:24Speaker 06

  One of them is her sexually harassing a coworker.

• 42:27Caleb Hammer?

  Oh my.

• 42:27Speaker 06

  Or an employee, I guess, that worked for her, grabbing their ass.

• 42:31Speaker 05

  They've all been dropped.

• 42:32Caleb Hammer?

  You're grabbing other employees asses?

• 42:34Speaker 05

  No. I brushed past him in the dish pit. He's lying. I brushed past him in the dish pit.

• 42:39Speaker 06

  There's an HR report about it.

• 42:40Speaker 05

  HR went through the video footage, didn't find any plausible cause, so they dropped it.

• 42:44Caleb Hammer?

  How is her 18, though?

• 42:45Speaker 05

  There, because I call people names.

• 42:48Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 42:49Speaker 05

  Dumb, retard, lack of brain cells.

• 42:53Caleb Hammer?

  You probably can't do that in a workplace. I mean, uh, it depends what the, your boss says. Cause if the boss says it's okay, then I'm okay with it.

• 43:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, they all get dropped.

• 43:02Caleb Hammer?

  And I also don't give a, if you wanna fuck someone, I don't really give a shit. It's like consensual adults can do whatever consensual adults wanna do. But if you're grabbing their ass without their consent, then yeah, there's a fuck issue.

• 43:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I never did that. HR seen the video. I brushed past him. My ass hit his ass and that's when he complained about it. There's video footage of it.

• 43:21Caleb Hammer?

  Well, you're nasty ass touching mine. I'd also do a complaint.

• 43:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:26Caleb Hammer?

  Just give me your code.

• 43:30Caleb Hammer?

  So she broke up with you, kind of separated two weeks ago and you freaked the fuck out?

• 43:35Speaker 06

  It, I, it hit me out of left field because we had been going on dates that week. I had been doing a lot more for her. I had been, cause I had realized, hey, I've been fucking up. So I started showing up more and I started trying my best.

• 43:50Caleb Hammer?

  I mean, it is, there's dudes in the inbox.

• 43:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 43:53Caleb Hammer?

  What pushed you? What pushed you to, to your breaking point a couple of weeks ago?

• 43:58Speaker 05

  He, he told his best friend's dad that he was never going to marry me. He would never actually commit to me.

• 44:08Speaker 06

  Why would I marry her if I can't even trust her to stay loyal or even take a shower?

• 44:12Speaker 05

  That I was his biggest regret and he would never marry me, I was done. Like what more do I have to do about that?

• 44:19Speaker 06

  Why would I ever even try and marry you if you can't stay loyal and if you treated who I thought was our kid? If you treated him like shit?

• 44:27Speaker 05

  You're lying.

• 44:29Speaker 06

  You constantly, my friends on Discord would constantly complain to me that you would yell at our child and call him names on a daily basis. You would call him a piece of shit. Leave me the fuck alone. You're so stupid. Like you, there were recordings for the longest time of you doing that.

• 44:50Speaker 05

  You were never there to help me. Not once.

• 44:53Speaker 06

  I was emotionally shut down.

• 44:55Speaker 05

  That's not an excuse to not be there.

• 44:57Speaker 06

  You just constantly cheated.

• 44:58Speaker 05

  That's not an excuse for you to not be there. And then you never took any promotion at work to do better for yourself.

• 45:04Speaker 06

  Because when I had my promotions coming up, you were constantly, well, I have to work more now. I have to work more now. And I was trying to figure out how the scheduling was gonna work for our kid. For what I thought was our kid.

• 45:18Speaker 05

  No. You, you want to make me seem like this bad guy when in reality, it's always been you. You try and switch the blame over to me constantly, constantly. It's my fault. I'm angry. I'm always at work. So then you go off and cheat and then I ask for your support and your help.

• 45:36Caleb Hammer?

  Cheating shit's crazy. I mean, you're talking to this room right now and you talk about him all the time.

• 45:41Speaker 05

  That's my sister that you were on.

• 45:42Caleb Hammer?

  This is your sister?

• 45:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's my sister.

• 45:44Caleb Hammer?

  You're talking about him all the time with your sister?

• 45:46Speaker 05

  That.

• 45:48Caleb Hammer?

  Sister lesbian? Looks like a dude.

• 45:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:50Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 45:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, she is a lesbian.

• 45:51Speaker 06

  She's a mask.

• 45:54Speaker 05

  But you're never there for me.

• 45:57Speaker 06

  I, it's kinda hard to be there for you when you lied to me about cheating on me with your coworker. And then tell me the week before the kid's born and then I have to, oh, step up to being a dad immediately while also trying to process this emotional.

• 46:10Speaker 05

  And you said that I'm your biggest regret.

• 46:13Speaker 06

  Yeah, because I never got that DNA test, which I should have apparently gotten years ago.

• 46:18Speaker 05

  Then how is that my fault?

• 46:18Speaker 06

  I had regretted that. You didn't even read all of the messages.

• 46:23Speaker 05

  No, you're a liar. I read through all of them and I sent them to myself. She regretted that her son had cancer and you regretted me.

• 46:32Speaker 06

  I regretted not.

• 46:35Caleb Hammer?

  There it is.

• 46:36Speaker 06

  We liked each other.

• 46:37Caleb Hammer?

  There it is. One week ago, one week ago, sending full on pussy to this man. One week ago, she's not gonna stop. That's pussy.

• 46:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 46:52Caleb Hammer?

  That is pussy. I can smell it from here. Yikes. That is one week ago.

• 47:01Speaker 05

  Is my first boyfriend.

• 47:03Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, but I. I'm like, I see a week ago.

• 47:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:06Caleb Hammer?

  No, why are you sending him pussy from a week ago?

• 47:10Speaker 05

  Because he's there for me. He, Nick isn't, Nick is not there for me.

• 47:16Caleb Hammer?

  Two weeks ago.

• 47:18Speaker 06

  Oh, you should see the videos of her slapping herself for these guys.

• 47:21Speaker 05

  That was months ago.

• 47:23Speaker 06

  No, it was literally a month ago.

• 47:24Caleb Hammer?

  Two weeks ago.

• 47:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was months ago.

• 47:27Caleb Hammer?

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• 48:10Caleb Hammer?

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• 48:54Caleb Hammer?

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• 49:01Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah. That was, dude, that's happening right now.

• 49:05Speaker 06

  Yeah. I've told her to quit talking to him if she wanted to try to do it.

• 49:10Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, you don't do shit.

• 49:12Speaker 06

  I do shit.

• 49:13Caleb Hammer?

  Dude.

• 49:14Speaker 06

  I've constantly been helping out.

• 49:15Caleb Hammer?

  She's sending this shit to them, these sexy poses. Oh, there's not even panties on in those images. Like, this is what's happening right now, right now. She breeded with another man, made a kid with him.

• 49:33Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:34Caleb Hammer?

  It's not even your kid, and she's talking to these people right now, sending them everything. Oh, like, literally, everything.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  Well, my thing is, why would I step up now if it's not my kid?

• 49:46Caleb Hammer?

  You should.

• 49:47Speaker 06

  It's not my kid or anything. I should fuck away, shouldn't I? I genuinely am only there because I love her, and I feel bad walking out of the kid's life. I've been the only person he knows as a father for five years.

• 50:00Caleb Hammer?

  Like, I don't know what to do with someone like that, buddy. Like, what the fuck do I do with a guy that is literally getting cheated on right now in the middle of me?

• 50:12Speaker 06

  Well, we're still separated.

• 50:14Speaker 05

  We are still separated.

• 50:15Caleb Hammer?

  Sure, but that happened in that exact moment. Okay, have you fucked some of these last couple of weeks?

• 50:20Speaker 05

  No.

• 50:21Caleb Hammer?

  Why? You're sending that pussy.

• 50:23Speaker 05

  I haven't had time to. I'm constantly working to be able to keep the, keep the lights on in the house.

• 50:29Caleb Hammer?

  This is crazy.

• 50:31Speaker 06

  To keep the lights on, but she bought a new tattoo. She's complaining about not having the bills paid. She spends money on new tattoos. She spends money on DoorDash.

• 50:38Speaker 05

  This, that, and the other. And I actually.

• 50:40Speaker 06

  That tattoo was literally a month ago. We could check your Instagram and see you.

• 50:45Caleb Hammer?

  Girl, why are there so many men in here?

• 50:48Speaker 05

  Half of them I don't even respond to.

• 50:50Speaker 06

  She's an attention whore.

• 50:51Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, and many of them are not just two weeks ago. So, yes, you were cheating, like, before.

• 50:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:57Caleb Hammer?

  You were snapping them even right before calling it off with him.

• 51:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:01Caleb Hammer?

  Let's be honest.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  I have been, but he's not there for me.

• 51:05Speaker 06

  It's impossible to be there for you when you need the attention of 12 different guys.

• 51:10Speaker 05

  And then he keeps telling me how he regrets me in his life. So, why?

• 51:14Caleb Hammer?

  I mean, kind of.

• 51:14Speaker 05

  Why would I put effort into that?

• 51:16Caleb Hammer?

  You probably both should.

• 51:16Speaker 05

  What is he bringing to the table?

• 51:17Caleb Hammer?

  Here's the thing, you're a whore.

• 51:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:20Caleb Hammer?

  You're a whore, you cheat on him constantly, you're a horrible person. You are, and you're a pathetic cuck. You will not step up to provide for a household. You're a loser who games all day and smokes weed all day. Both of you suck in your own horrible, pathetic way. Absolutely pathetic.

• 51:42Speaker 06

  And I should have just listened to my mom and just left her forever.

• 51:45Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, but guess what? Would you be able to survive on your own anyway? You're a fucking.

• 51:48Speaker 06

  Yes, I would. I would have been better. I would have been still making $28 an hour, being able to provide for myself, not having to pay for her and this kid that's not even fine.

• 51:59Caleb Hammer?

  Also, guess what? In the green room when talking, he's really putting down that you guys are still together. You're the one saying no.

• 52:09Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:09Caleb Hammer?

  He thinks you're still together.

• 52:11Speaker 06

  Cause we're still sleeping together almost every night. She has sex with me almost two to three times a day.

• 52:16Caleb Hammer?

  You say you don't.

• 52:18Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:18Caleb Hammer?

  You say you don't.

• 52:18Speaker 05

  We sleep in the same bedroom, yes.

• 52:20Speaker 06

  We had sex literally four times in the past week.

• 52:24Speaker 05

  No, we have not.

• 52:25Speaker 06

  Supposedly, no, no, no.

• 52:27Caleb Hammer?

  How do I listen to anything?

• 52:29Speaker 05

  Is making out sex, a kiss here and there, is that sex? That's considered sex now?

• 52:33Speaker 06

  Is taking a dog and sex, like?

• 52:36Caleb Hammer?

  Ew!

• 52:39Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, that shit stinks. That shit stinks.

• 52:42Speaker 06

  I'm a nasty fuck. I like, you know.

• 52:45Caleb Hammer?

  No.

• 52:45Speaker 06

  But.

• 52:49Speaker 06

  No.

• 52:49Speaker 05

  No, he's. I, I do it to keep the peace. So, I.

• 52:54Caleb Hammer?

  What would happen if you don't? So, how can you say you're broken up if you're?

• 52:58Speaker 05

  You can, you can break up with somebody and still fuck them. You cannot be with somebody and still fuck. You don't have to be in a relationship to have sex with somebody, first of all. And him sleeping in the same room and me sleeping with him keeps the peace in the house. If not, it's just constant fighting and bickering and going back and forth. And then he runs to his mom's house and his mom gets in his head and tells him all this shit. And then he'll come back home treating me like shit, telling me how horrible I am.

• 53:29Speaker 05

  Which, yeah, I can be pretty horrible to him, but he, he, he regrets me. He wouldn't marry me. And then he constantly never supports.

• 53:40Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 53:40Speaker 05

  So, what am I doing? I'm supporting a man-child. I'm supporting this entire man-child's life.

• 53:47Caleb Hammer?

  What would I need to do for you to ride this man today?

• 53:52Caleb Hammer?

  What would I need to do?

• 53:53Speaker 05

  Nothing.

• 53:54Caleb Hammer?

  Nothing?

• 53:54Speaker 05

  I wouldn't do it.

• 53:55Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Because I don't, I don't like sleeping around that much anymore. So, sending nudes is a lot easier than sleeping around.

• 54:04Caleb Hammer?

  Guess I could take a nude, buddy.

• 54:09Caleb Hammer?

  Um, okay, so this DNA test.

• 54:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:13Caleb Hammer?

  Obviously pushed your breaking point, so you got it.

• 54:15Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:16Caleb Hammer?

  What was your reaction?

• 54:18Speaker 06

  It broke my heart, like, I've raised that kid, I've loved that kid for five.

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• 54:49Speaker 06

  Five years, like, I genuinely thought he was my kid. And like.

• 54:54Caleb Hammer?

  Was the guy you took a load from White?

• 54:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 54:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:58Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, hey, okay.

• 55:01Speaker 06

  It's just like, I love that kid, and now I'm at this point of like.

• 55:07Caleb Hammer?

  Go stay with your mom. If you go to your mom's place all the time, just leave, go.

• 55:10Speaker 06

  I don't, the only reason I go over to my parents' house is because of the kid. My kid goes and hangs out with his cousin at my parents' house because that's where my brother lives. My brother lives with my parents. I don't want to live there.

• 55:25Caleb Hammer?

  Temporarily. Get yourself on your feet. Stop being a pothead gaming loser cuck.

• 55:30Speaker 06

  I haven't even smoked weed in months.

• 55:32Caleb Hammer?

  You hate, he, you hate your mom?

• 55:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, he hates his mom. She's racist. She hates everything around her.

• 55:38Caleb Hammer?

  Probably hates having a fuck.

• 55:39Speaker 06

  She's, so my mom currently is taking care of my grandma with Alzheimer's, and that really pisses me off because.

• 55:46Caleb Hammer?

  Racist?

• 55:46Speaker 06

  No, because my, the way I see my mom treat my grandmother is very, just not very good.

• 55:54Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, that's good. You should report it. But the thing is, I mean, if she was with you, she probably didn't like having what she thought was a Mexican grandchild, huh?

• 56:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, no. She hated it.

• 56:03Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:04Speaker 05

  I got called names constantly.

• 56:05Caleb Hammer?

  Very happy now.

• 56:07Speaker 06

  She is and she isn't. Cause she found out about the kid not being mine, so she's.

• 56:13Caleb Hammer?

  A load off her back.

• 56:15Speaker 06

  Well, it is, but she also loves that kid. Like, you know, you say, you know, you take your kid and just go away.

• 56:23Speaker 05

  She called me, she would call me a dirty fuck, a bitch, a. She said that my family are nothing but trash Mexicans.

• 56:32Caleb Hammer?

  Wow, okay. Yikes, to your face?

• 56:34Speaker 05

  Uh, no, behind my back, to him.

• 56:36Caleb Hammer?

  To who?

• 56:37Speaker 05

  Oh, to him, and he would just take it.

• 56:39Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, I'll call him. Call him, yeah, you're, you suck. Both of you are seriously horrible.

• 56:44Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 56:45Caleb Hammer?

  Why you're together? I have no idea. Go be with someone else, bring someone else's life down. You guys are just like, you will never work.

• 56:54Speaker 06

  We're trying. I mean, we're definitely trying to work it out.

• 56:58Caleb Hammer?

  He's not going to. He's a loser.

• 57:00Speaker 06

  Well, what the fuck reason do I have to step up for her for?

• 57:03Caleb Hammer?

  You have none. She's a horrible, she's a cheater, she's a whore.

• 57:05Speaker 06

  So, why the fuck would I even try to step up for her?

• 57:08Caleb Hammer?

  You guys shouldn't. You're done. He will always be a loser. She will always be a cheater. She's sending full-on pussy. I saw in Snapchat, right now.

• 57:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:18Caleb Hammer?

  Right now.

• 57:19Speaker 06

  I would constantly ask for that sort of stuff, and she would never send it to me.

• 57:23Caleb Hammer?

  That is coming off of it.

• 57:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's, it's just pathetic, cause I would sit there and I would provide for her, and then she wouldn't give me anything in return. So, why the fuck would I even try?

• 57:33Speaker 05

  He's never provided for me.

• 57:35Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, what are you providing?

• 57:36Speaker 05

  Eight weeks that I had to stay at home after giving birth.

• 57:38Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, what the fuck?

• 57:39Speaker 06

  She didn't start working until almost two years after the kid was born. So, why the fuck would I have even tried to provide after two years?

• 57:49Caleb Hammer?

  Well, cause it was your kid.

• 57:51Speaker 06

  It's not.

• 57:52Caleb Hammer?

  That's why. Was, though.

• 57:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 57:54Caleb Hammer?

  So, you should have been stepping up regardless.

• 57:56Speaker 06

  Stepping up at the time. And then she would refuse to give me anything, so I just started saying, well, fuck it, I'm not gonna give you the attention at home. And then she started working. So, I stepped back from work so that she could take this assistant manager position. And then, so she was working, what, 50 hours a week? And she was making a quarter of what I was making?

• 58:19Speaker 05

  He never had to step back from work because we had a free babysitter. My sister who moved in, she was there all the time.

• 58:25Caleb Hammer?

  Fuck her sister. Get revenge.

• 58:29Caleb Hammer?

  Ugh.

• 58:31Speaker 06

  Well, first of all, at the time, her sister was a minor, so that's just disgusting.

• 58:35Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, oopsies.

• 58:37Speaker 06

  But.

• 58:37Caleb Hammer?

  Not anymore.

• 58:38Speaker 06

  Not anymore, yeah, but she's a masked lesbian and also just, no, ew.

• 58:42Caleb Hammer?

  Well, at least they shower.

• 58:43Speaker 06

  They, yeah, I'll give you that. They at least shower.

• 58:46Caleb Hammer?

  Lesbian shower.

• 58:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:47Caleb Hammer?

  You, you got, you got, maybe she was saying racial slurs to you because you stink.

• 58:51Speaker 05

  He did flirt with my other sister.

• 58:53Caleb Hammer?

  Oh.

• 58:54Speaker 06

  What was that? Two fourths of July's ago, her sister came over.

• 58:58Caleb Hammer?

  Trying to get revenge by?

• 58:59Speaker 05

  Sister, no.

• 59:00Caleb Hammer?

  How old was that one?

• 59:01Speaker 05

  She's 22 now.

• 59:03Caleb Hammer?

  So, she was 20?

• 59:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, she was 20. My sister called me, cause she got in a fight with her ex-boyfriend. And he answered my phone call from my sister, went and picked her up. They were sitting there flirting on the couch. He would, they were bantering, you know, the playful fight for flirting. And then my sister called me the next day saying how uncomfortable she was, and she was never coming back to my house.

• 59:28Caleb Hammer?

  I mean, come on, that's egregious dude.

• 59:30Speaker 06

  I was shitfaced drunk and she's come back since. I apologized. I felt terrible about what had happened.

• 59:37Caleb Hammer?

  You guys shouldn't be together. You're just, you guys, you cheat, you lie, you manipulate, you can't communicate. I haven't been able to ask like how you guys even do this in the household. But I know you don't step up and provide the income. Yeah, who does run the money?

• 59:53Speaker 05

  I do. I had to take over.

• 59:54Speaker 06

  I ran all the money for up until October of last year.

• 59:58Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 59:59Speaker 06

  I had everything.

• 1:00:00Speaker 05

  It went horrible.

• 1:00:01Speaker 06

  It was going great.

• 1:00:02Speaker 05

  He was behind on bills.

• 1:00:04Speaker 06

  No, it wasn't.

• 1:00:04Speaker 05

  So he would ask me.

• 1:00:05Caleb Hammer?

  How do you disagree on that?

• 1:00:07Speaker 06

  Because she wasn't doing anything with the finances. The only thing she was paying for at that time was the car payment and using her money to help out with groceries.

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  No, I would help him cover the mortgage. He would ask me, hey, mortgage is fourteen hundred. I need that money sent to me. So I would send him that money. And then a few weeks later, I'm checking in, making sure he paid the bills. And he's like, oh, I'm still like three hundred dollars short.

• 1:00:29Caleb Hammer?

  I don't know who's lying and who's right, guys.

• 1:00:34Speaker 06

  I mean, we can call.

• 1:00:35Caleb Hammer?

  You dispute everything.

• 1:00:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:38Speaker 06

  It's really just pathetic because she has constantly lied to the point where she has no friends. She has nobody outside of me and her sisters.

• 1:00:47Caleb Hammer?

  They all left you because you lied to them all?

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  No, because I'm constantly at the store. I'm constantly working and when I'm not working, I'm at home trying to take care of two children.

• 1:00:56Caleb Hammer?

  How many two, oh, how many hours a week do you work?

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  About eighty. I'm at work all the time.

• 1:01:01Speaker 06

  She's on salary.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, I only get paid.

• 1:01:04Caleb Hammer?

  Well, she makes good money.

• 1:01:07Speaker 05

  I only get paid for the forty five hours, but I can earn monthly bonuses of up to two thousand dollars. So I'm there eighty hours a week trying to earn the extra bonuses.

• 1:01:16Speaker 06

  She hasn't gotten a bonus in over seven months.

• 1:01:18Caleb Hammer?

  But I can appreciate the grind. I can. She's trying to work her way back, work her way up, make the money.

• 1:01:26Caleb Hammer?

  But dudes is playing video games. I mean, maybe if you go work forty hours, she wouldn't feel like she needs to chase the bonus.

• 1:01:31Speaker 06

  Well, I was working forty, forty-five hours.

• 1:01:33Caleb Hammer?

  Well, now the kid's in school, so you don't need to worry about that part. That was your excuse.

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  I know it was.

• 1:01:38Caleb Hammer?

  So go work it now! At a job that lasts more than a month.

• 1:01:42Speaker 06

  I'm trying to find a job. It's impossible right now. I've applied to every single place that's hiring butchers. I'm applying for the railroad. I'm looking at every. Well, I have been. I've been looking for every different type of career. That's how I got into the whole political canvassing. I'm trying to find a job that I can make enough money to support the whole family. But it's very difficult right now because I, my experience is all with butchering and stuff like that, but all these jobs I've applied for.

• 1:02:12Caleb Hammer?

  Looking for a job?

• 1:02:13Speaker 05

  No, I don't think so.

• 1:02:15Caleb Hammer?

  Show me you're applying.

• 1:02:16Speaker 06

  Show me my applying?

• 1:02:18Caleb Hammer?

  You.

• 1:02:19Speaker 06

  What are my emails?

• 1:02:20Speaker 05

  How has it been three months and he still hasn't found anything besides walking around to people's houses?

• 1:02:24Caleb Hammer?

  Like, he should be able to get McDonald's. I mean, I bet your resume is a joke. What?

• 1:02:29Speaker 06

  I'm not applying for like McDonald's and stuff like that, but.

• 1:02:33Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 1:02:34Speaker 06

  Because I need to be able to make an income that can provide for the family.

• 1:02:38Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, everything's more than zero dollars. You're gonna be making zero dollars in a month.

• 1:02:42Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:02:43Caleb Hammer?

  Work McDonald's, put the fries in the bag. It's probably like seventeen bucks an hour there.

• 1:02:48Speaker 06

  There's all the applications on my email. I have a decent resume. I've gone over multiple times.

• 1:02:58Caleb Hammer?

  That's the ass. You guys are nasty. Who has black shit on their teeth?

• 1:03:04Speaker 06

  Oh, hers is terrible.

• 1:03:06Caleb Hammer?

  So yours is horrible too?

• 1:03:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, I wasn't able to brush this morning. I forgot my toothbrush.

• 1:03:13Caleb Hammer?

  That from not brushing one morning?

• 1:03:17Speaker 06

  No, I know. Is, I genuinely try and brush once a day at least.

• 1:03:23Caleb Hammer?

  Once a day?

• 1:03:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:24Caleb Hammer?

  At least?

• 1:03:26Speaker 06

  Some days I forget. I have ADHD, so it's very hard for me to remember.

• 1:03:30Caleb Hammer?

  Do you guys not have a routine where just brushing is just automatic? You don't try to brush? Yeah, it's just right before bed and like I, I do it right after my shower.

• 1:03:38Speaker 06

  Limits me and sometimes.

• 1:03:39Caleb Hammer?

  What are you talking about? My girl has ADHD. She goes to psychiatrists and therapists for it. Guess what? She's never missed a.

• 1:03:47Speaker 06

  I had to give up on that.

• 1:03:48Caleb Hammer?

  Even before that, she's never missed brushing her teeth, dude. This isn't a complex ADHD. Shut the fuck up. Are you diagnosed?

• 1:03:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, I've been diagnosed since I was six. I was on.

• 1:03:59Caleb Hammer?

  Brush your teeth.

• 1:04:00Speaker 06

  Extreme amounts of meds until I was about sixteen to the point where it caused me into a very bad depressive episode.

• 1:04:08Caleb Hammer?

  Don't, maybe you should brush your teeth then.

• 1:04:10Speaker 05

  I'm surprised he hasn't used that in his.

• 1:04:11Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, you're getting role recommendations. Nothing of saying applying. Okay, hey, we got, we got one on Monday.

• 1:04:23Caleb Hammer?

  That's a recommendation. That's a recommendation. That's a recommendation.

• 1:04:29Speaker 05

  Cause there's no way that he's.

• 1:04:30Caleb Hammer?

  He's not applying to very many jobs today. So you are a liar. I've caught you on a second. Fine. I'm starting to trust her more than you.

• 1:04:36Speaker 06

  No, I've been applying to jobs.

• 1:04:38Caleb Hammer?

  Job recommendation, update, wants to connect. No, you're not applying to. Dude, this is not enough. This isn't even close.

• 1:04:47Speaker 06

  The main job I'm kind of banking on right now is the railroad job.

• 1:04:50Caleb Hammer?

  LinkedIn than you are on job applications. Hello, this is your former president Barack Obama, and I just want to tell you I know how to beatbox with a little bit of.

• 1:05:01Speaker 06

  I'm trying to get a job with the railroad right now because at least at the railroad, I'd be able to make a hundred thousand a year.

• 1:05:07Caleb Hammer?

  Bag.

• 1:05:08Speaker 05

  At least until you get the job at the railroad, until you figure out something, because I can't keep paying your bills and my bills.

• 1:05:14Caleb Hammer?

  Agreed.

• 1:05:16Speaker 05

  Especially.

• 1:05:17Caleb Hammer?

  And her payment for you being a fucker, she should go ride dick. That's not yours.

• 1:05:23Speaker 06

  Apparently, guys, that's all she's ever done.

• 1:05:25Caleb Hammer?

  Well, and you won't ever stand up and like face consequences for her. So, yeah.

• 1:05:30Speaker 06

  I have stood up against her and I fucking yelled at her.

• 1:05:32Caleb Hammer?

  There.

• 1:05:34Speaker 06

  Well, yeah, it's my house.

• 1:05:36Caleb Hammer?

  Kick her out.

• 1:05:37Speaker 06

  I was the one that bought it.

• 1:05:37Caleb Hammer?

  Kick her the fuck out.

• 1:05:39Speaker 06

  I feel fucked up doing that because I still care about the fucking kid.

• 1:05:43Caleb Hammer?

  All that dick from all those dudes and sending pussy to everyone?

• 1:05:48Speaker 06

  I care about her.

• 1:05:49Caleb Hammer?

  Up?

• 1:05:50Speaker 06

  At the end of the day, I still care about her.

• 1:05:52Caleb Hammer?

  It doesn't mean enabling.

• 1:05:54Speaker 05

  He should move out of the house. He can't even pay the mortgage.

• 1:05:56Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, but it is his from the sounds of it. You're on the title?

• 1:05:59Speaker 05

  I'm on the title as well.

• 1:06:00Caleb Hammer?

  Then shut the fuck up. Kick him out. Yeah.

• 1:06:03Speaker 05

  He can't even pay.

• 1:06:04Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:04Speaker 05

  If he can't pay the mortgage.

• 1:06:06Speaker 06

  The one who paid majority of everything for years.

• 1:06:09Caleb Hammer?

  On the house? Yeah, kick him out. He's a loser. He doesn't do anything. You both suck in different ways. Guys, I don't know. I hope you get your shit together, so I'll do it combined. But what do you think your combined household financial score is today? Zero being the worst, ten being the best?

• 1:06:22Speaker 05

  It's zero.

• 1:06:23Speaker 06

  That's two.

• 1:06:24Caleb Hammer?

  If you want your assessment, get it for free at calebhammer.com. See where you stand in the world of money. It just takes a few minutes and you can see where you are detailed in each category. And if you don't want to be a guest who ends up on the show, make sure to download the Dollar Wise Budgeting app. It is the best budgeting app for the average American. Check it out. See if the free trial works for you. And if it does, most people take the annual version because it saves nearly fifty percent on your money and you get the physical version of my thirty day meal plan signed by me mailed directly to you and the digital version of my cookbook. So why do you think he can't get a job?

• 1:06:55Speaker 05

  He doesn't want one. He doesn't want to work. He wants to stay at home. He wants to be a stay at home dad. He doesn't like the idea of working and actually having to do something.

• 1:07:04Caleb Hammer?

  He just wants the game all day.

• 1:07:05Speaker 06

  I enjoy working. I love going to work.

• 1:07:07Caleb Hammer?

  You can do McDonald's, which we looked it up. It's eighteen to twenty-one dollars an hour, starting wage there. You're basically at that, what you're doing now.

• 1:07:14Speaker 06

  McDonald's that where we live is saying about sixteen to eighteen.

• 1:07:18Caleb Hammer?

  Perfect. That is more than you're gonna make in one month.

• 1:07:20Speaker 06

  I'm making twenty-five right now.

• 1:07:21Caleb Hammer?

  Not a month from now when the election's done.

• 1:07:25Speaker 06

  It's September. The election's done in November.

• 1:07:27Caleb Hammer?

  It's two months.

• 1:07:27Speaker 06

  Two months. That gives me two months to find another job.

• 1:07:31Caleb Hammer?

  September, month and a half.

• 1:07:34Speaker 06

  That gives me two months that I've been applying for new jobs.

• 1:07:37Caleb Hammer?

  And none of them are McDonald's.

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  I'm not gonna apply for McDonald's.

• 1:07:40Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 1:07:41Speaker 06

  Because it doesn't pay enough. I'm making twenty-five right now.

• 1:07:46Caleb Hammer?

  A month and a half and then you're at zero. I don't understand this. And also, you're not doing shit. She says you don't do shit. You just play games all day. That's what she says. And also, here's the reality. She says, okay, listen, you shouldn't be with her because she's the cheating whore.

• 1:07:59Speaker 06

  Yes, I shouldn't.

• 1:08:00Caleb Hammer?

  But you said you are. So, okay, how do we do it? She said your one way of doing it is stepping up. You're not. Would him be going and working at McDonald's step up?

• 1:08:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Caleb Hammer?

  Then there you go. That accomplishes everything you're looking for.

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  But he just wants to smoke with, that's it.

• 1:08:15Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 1:08:16Speaker 06

  I literally haven't smoked in a.

• 1:08:18Speaker 05

  I do not believe.

• 1:08:19Caleb Hammer?

  She doesn't believe that.

• 1:08:20Speaker 05

  Not even a little bit.

• 1:08:21Speaker 06

  She cannot believe that. We all take a drug test.

• 1:08:24Caleb Hammer?

  We'll do a drug test in the post.

• 1:08:25Speaker 06

  I will gladly do.

• 1:08:26Caleb Hammer?

  We will do it in the post show and we'll call the mom as well. We'll do all of it. For you, I have four plans. I don't even know what I'm looking at here.

• 1:08:34Speaker 05

  Those are his. Those are paying.

• 1:08:36Speaker 06

  Paying fours.

• 1:08:37Caleb Hammer?

  So through what? What's the?

• 1:08:38Speaker 06

  Uh, Chase. Through my bank. So my bank offers pay in four and I would use that to.

• 1:08:44Caleb Hammer?

  The post show, we'll tell, what is it? Your hair or your urine? We'll test that and we'll do, we'll have Mark do a sniff test. So your pussy, see if he can like stay conscious.

• 1:08:54Caleb Hammer?

  Dude, that shit's radying down here. I can smell it. I'm like blowing it away just to survive this episode. Three weeks, you take shits. You take poops. You take poops and you don't shower for three weeks. That is disgusting. That is insane. That is actually crazy.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  No, I only shit like once a month. Genuinely.

• 1:09:16Speaker 06

  She only eats cheese and drinks Dr. Pepper. That's her diet.

• 1:09:19Caleb Hammer?

  And you're still fat?

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, I forget to eat and I'm not fat.

• 1:09:23Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, you are.

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  Have you looked in the mirror?

• 1:09:25Caleb Hammer?

  I'm fat.

• 1:09:26Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:09:27Caleb Hammer?

  Yes, I acknowledge I'm fat.

• 1:09:29Speaker 05

  I'm not fat.

• 1:09:29Caleb Hammer?

  No, you're fat.

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  No. I'm a little chubby, but I'm not fat.

• 1:09:33Caleb Hammer?

  On the scale, but.

• 1:09:34Speaker 05

  Okay, bring a scale out.

• 1:09:36Caleb Hammer?

  Well, you know, he's already doing it. This is Caleb Springer after all. No, you're fat. I saw your nudes. You're fat.

• 1:09:41Speaker 05

  No, I'm not.

• 1:09:42Caleb Hammer?

  I saw your nudes. You're fat.

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  It's simply extra skin. That's all it is. Cause I had a baby.

• 1:09:48Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, you did. Doesn't mean you're not fat. It's okay. You said look in the mirror and you know what I did? I said I'm fat because I'm fat.

• 1:09:56Speaker 05

  But I'm not.

• 1:09:57Caleb Hammer?

  That's what men do. We just accept that we're fat.

• 1:09:59Speaker 06

  We're fat.

• 1:10:00Caleb Hammer?

  Cause of our choices.

• 1:10:01Speaker 05

  Fat is being obese.

• 1:10:03Caleb Hammer?

  What?

• 1:10:04Speaker 05

  Yes, fat is obese.

• 1:10:05Caleb Hammer?

  No, there's fat and obese.

• 1:10:07Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:10:08Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, go sip. I'm getting the thing. Oh, yeah, I mean, you're not obese.

• 1:10:15Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, you looked bigger sitting down for what it's worth.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:20Caleb Hammer?

  How big? Add five.

• 1:10:26Caleb Hammer?

  How tall are you?

• 1:10:27Speaker 05

  Uh, five two.

• 1:10:31Speaker 06

  She's wearing heels.

• 1:10:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:33Caleb Hammer?

  And she weigh what?

• 1:10:35Speaker 05

  One forty.

• 1:10:38Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 1:10:39Speaker 05

  What did it say?

• 1:10:40Caleb Hammer?

  It's looking, it's working.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:10:42Caleb Hammer?

  Doing math.

• 1:10:43Speaker 06

  BMI takes time.

• 1:10:44Caleb Hammer?

  Mark, you ready for the sniff test, buddy? That shit's gonna be wild.

• 1:10:51Caleb Hammer?

  Can you give us a sniff test?

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:10:53Caleb Hammer?

  That'd be hilarious. That's up to you. I'll let you think about it for thirty minutes. Um, I don't want to do anything that's not, you know, obviously consensual to you. But it would be hysterical.

• 1:11:03Speaker 07

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• 1:11:49Caleb Hammer?

  Or pin comment down below. This is the best membership you'll ever join, and that's a promise. Guys, just real quick, don't forget to take your Hammer financial score at CalebHammer.com. See where you stand, where you gotta do better, where you're doing shit. This is just takes a few minutes and it is free. Figure out where you stand in the world of money, CalebHammer.com. It wouldn't be on camera. Um, okay. The Safeway, you went inside, got some bullshit, you paid in for that.

• 1:12:15Speaker 06

  That was groceries. Safeway is groceries.

• 1:12:18Caleb Hammer?

  For twenty dollars?

• 1:12:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was trying to pick up some stuff for dinner.

• 1:12:22Caleb Hammer?

  It includes past due and upcoming payment, your past due.

• 1:12:24Speaker 06

  It was.

• 1:12:24Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, your past due on everything.

• 1:12:25Speaker 06

  It was like eighty.

• 1:12:26Speaker 05

  He's past due on everything.

• 1:12:27Caleb Hammer?

  So now I believe again that you probably were past due last fall. And yes, you are in, like I said, fat, not obese.

• 1:12:35Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:12:37Caleb Hammer?

  Yeah, let's see, how close are you to? Uh, you're close to obesity, but you're not. You're fat. But that's okay. You're not obese. I didn't call you like disgusting and that. You're disgusting because you don't shower and brush your teeth.

• 1:12:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:52Speaker 05

  As long as it keeps him off of me, it works.

• 1:12:54Caleb Hammer?

  I guess, but you're all over him this week. It makes no sense to me.

• 1:13:01Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, someone had a good idea. We'll do that on the post show. Oh, it's gonna be nasty. Oh, fuck. I'm excited. Um, okay. Uh, okay, yeah, where are you behind on everything, you fuck freak?

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  Because I had lost my job because of her inability to combine.

• 1:13:16Speaker 05

  That was one time. No, I don't, I can't trust him enough to combine.

• 1:13:19Caleb Hammer?

  Why?

• 1:13:20Speaker 05

  He's constantly behind on everything.

• 1:13:22Speaker 06

  No, it was, I couldn't trust her.

• 1:13:24Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, but if he, I will be on his side for a second. If he has to back off of work to take care of the kid during the summer, wouldn't the household income, which would be now from you, go towards his payments?

• 1:13:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:38Caleb Hammer?

  Well, why didn't it?

• 1:13:40Speaker 05

  Because I'm covering all of the other bills. I'm covering his credit cards. I'm covering the extra car payments.

• 1:13:44Speaker 06

  She has not made a single payment to any of the credit cards besides our combined credit card.

• 1:13:50Caleb Hammer?

  Well, if you weren't making enough money, why'd you go to Shat or whatever that place is, looks like a restaurant? Why'd you go to Wild Slide? Why'd you go to Burlington? And why'd you do Playstation Network? Like, what are we doing? Wild Side again.

• 1:14:04Speaker 06

  Playstation Network is just random art subscription.

• 1:14:08Caleb Hammer?

  Well done, that excuses it?

• 1:14:10Speaker 06

  No, it doesn't, but it's just the yearly subscription to Playstation.

• 1:14:14Caleb Hammer?

  So that excuses it?

• 1:14:15Speaker 06

  No, it doesn't.

• 1:14:16Caleb Hammer?

  So what are you on about? What are you talking about? That was something that was done when you were not making enough money and you couldn't put a payment towards this.

• 1:14:25Speaker 05

  The video games. It all goes back to the video games and smoking.

• 1:14:30Speaker 06

  It doesn't go back to smoking weed. It goes back to the video game, sure, but I genuinely haven't smoked since. I think the last time I smoked was in July fourth.

• 1:14:41Caleb Hammer?

  Bullshit in your past due, dude. And I mean, you give money to your friends, right? Isn't that what she was saying before?

• 1:14:45Speaker 06

  No, I don't give money to my friends.

• 1:14:47Caleb Hammer?

  That's what she was saying, no.

• 1:14:48Speaker 06

  I occasionally would buy one of my friends a five dollar game on Steam.

• 1:14:51Caleb Hammer?

  Giving money to your friends, you can't even pay your own minimum to payment.

• 1:14:54Speaker 06

  Games came from me selling stuff on Steam.

• 1:14:58Caleb Hammer?

  How much is he giving money? I don't trust him anymore. He's been caught so many times.

• 1:15:01Speaker 05

  He won't tell me how much he's giving. He won't tell me how much he's spending money on his friends on Discord, on all these video games.

• 1:15:07Caleb Hammer?

  Discord? Your friends on Discord? Do you give them like Nitro or something?

• 1:15:10Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:15:11Caleb Hammer?

  What is she talking about giving friends a Discord?

• 1:15:13Speaker 06

  Uh, some of my friends on Discord, I have bought games for in the past. Most of it was from like my Steam wallet or something like that. I would sell a skin in Counter-Strike and then end up having twenty bucks. Okay, I want this five dollar game. I'm gonna buy it for me and a couple of my friends so we can all play together.

• 1:15:31Speaker 05

  That's where a lot of his money went to. He would gamble in CS:GO.

• 1:15:35Speaker 06

  A lot of my debt, three years ago, I got.

• 1:15:40Caleb Hammer?

  What do you owe in total on this Chase paying for?

• 1:15:43Speaker 06

  On the pay in fours?

• 1:15:44Caleb Hammer?

  Yes. The four hundred bucks. I need to put a.

• 1:15:47Speaker 06

  The Chase paying for only allows you a limit of four hundred.

• 1:15:50Caleb Hammer?

  On your minimums, what would your minimum be?

• 1:15:53Speaker 06

  To catch up on all the minimum payments.

• 1:15:54Caleb Hammer?

  What is your normal minimum? If we get to, no, no, you're Chase paying for, do you, are you seriously stupid? Yes, that is what we're talking about.

• 1:16:04Speaker 06

  It depends on what the transactions were.

• 1:16:06Caleb Hammer?

  Now. Is this a complicated question? Am I asking a complicated question? No, everyone's saying that you are confirmed a hundred percent. Put you in an institution.

• 1:16:17Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:17Caleb Hammer?

  You can't even brush your teeth. Yes, you're a dumbass.

• 1:16:20Speaker 06

  Hey, I still do it more than she does. That's the sad part.

• 1:16:22Caleb Hammer?

  That is only excuse. That does not, I only do math once a day versus four. Like, what? What are you talking about? This makes no sense.

• 1:16:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:30Speaker 05

  And he expected me to trust him with finances.

• 1:16:32Speaker 06

  So the pay in fours right now to catch up entirely would be four hundred and twelve dollars.

• 1:16:38Caleb Hammer?

  Well, yeah, that's to pay your full balance, but.

• 1:16:40Speaker 06

  That's to pay the full balance. But they are each individually about twenty bucks. So if I really wanted to just catch up on the payments, twenty fifty, uh, plus another forty-two right now. Twenty, forty, fifty, uh, ninety, plus another ninety, or forty, one thirty,

• 1:17:06Speaker 06

  one fifty-five, uh, eighty-six, one, or two forty, two ninety. So yeah, it would be about three hundred and fifty bucks to catch on up.

• 1:17:20Caleb Hammer?

  You suck at everything, dude. You are a pathetic waste of my space. Okay, you also have a Chase Freedom Flex. Well, at least I can see what's going on with this without you having to do math in the back. So you owe five thousand two, seven hundred twenty-one dollars and eighty-three cents.

• 1:17:36Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:17:37Caleb Hammer?

  You.

• 1:17:38Speaker 06

  That's just my account.

• 1:17:41Caleb Hammer?

  Yes.

• 1:17:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:44Caleb Hammer?

  Uh huh.

• 1:17:45Speaker 06

  Uh, I was just saying, that's, yeah, that's the one credit card that is just in my name. Up until this last month, I got an extra credit card just so that we could afford groceries for the month because she isn't able to actually pay all the bills like she claims.

• 1:18:00Speaker 05

  You can't get a job.

• 1:18:02Speaker 06

  I had a job that I was forced to leave because of you.

• 1:18:05Caleb Hammer?

  McDonald's, bro. McDonald's, bro. McDonald's, bro. McDonald's, bro.

• 1:18:09Speaker 06

  McDonald's is a disgusting place. I'm not gonna work at McDonald's.

• 1:18:12Caleb Hammer?

  No, it's not. It's incredible. It's delicious.

• 1:18:15Speaker 06

  Every time I've gone there, I've almost thrown up.

• 1:18:17Caleb Hammer?

  Black shit on teeth telling me it was disgusting? Dude, you're sticking it in that and Mark's gonna do a sniff test. I already figured out a way to keep your privacy nice and secure in that. If you're down, it's gonna be hilarious. Um, I've, I've came up in my head. I, we have two alternatives.

• 1:18:32Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:18:34Caleb Hammer?

  It's gonna be amazing.

• 1:18:34Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:18:35Caleb Hammer?

  You stink. You're telling me that's nasty?

• 1:18:39Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:18:40Caleb Hammer?

  A place that you can't even like get food poisoning from scientifically?

• 1:18:43Speaker 06

  Yes, you can. They literally had an E. coli outbreak in our town like.

• 1:18:48Caleb Hammer?

  Well, was that due to their delivery from like the lettuce?

• 1:18:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, that was their delivery from the lettuce.

• 1:18:52Caleb Hammer?

  Cause of McDonald's, though. It's the supplier.

• 1:18:55Speaker 06

  No, it was before the whole lettuce E. coli thing.

• 1:18:57Caleb Hammer?

  There's always a lettuce thing.

• 1:18:58Speaker 05

  Always. Yeah, it was the delivery.

• 1:19:00Caleb Hammer?

  Don't you dare trash talk McDonald's.

• 1:19:01Speaker 06

  McDonald's is disgusting.

• 1:19:03Caleb Hammer?

  You are a broken individual. You eat that shit.

• 1:19:08Speaker 06

  Of course I eat that shit. I tear that shit up.

• 1:19:11Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, dude, it smells so bad. Chat, it's so bad. Seventeen years to pay this off and your kid, well, not yours, will not be in high school anymore.

• 1:19:26Caleb Hammer?

  You ever tell the guy?

• 1:19:27Speaker 05

  I no, I don't think so.

• 1:19:31Caleb Hammer?

  Can we call him in the post shop?

• 1:19:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, we can try. I haven't talked to him in years.

• 1:19:37Caleb Hammer?

  Get a little more up in here. All right, one hundred eighty-three dollars is your minimum. It's a hundred twenty-six dollars of interest. You're purchasing a hundred eighty-eight dollars. Oh, yeah, he's over maxed out.

• 1:19:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:51Speaker 05

  Joe. He's had sixty paying for us. He's maxed out on all of his credit cards.

• 1:19:56Speaker 06

  I've maxed out on all my credit cards so that we could get food for the house because you were always spending all of your money on DoorDash.

• 1:20:03Caleb Hammer?

  Credit card so we can get food for the house. Let's find out what that food is. Oh, it's Taco Bell. Oh, it's DoorDash. Oh, it's McDonald's.

• 1:20:12Caleb Hammer?

  McDonald's.

• 1:20:13Speaker 06

  Those were buying for her. She would constantly complain, oh, I want Taco Bell. I want McDonald's.

• 1:20:18Caleb Hammer?

  Fifty-five dollars on DoorDashing? Getting some bullshit? Going to a gas station, getting three dollar eighty-two cent energy drink?

• 1:20:25Speaker 06

  Dr. Peppers, Dr. Peppers, Dr. Peppers. That's all she drinks is Dr. Pepper. I mostly drink water.

• 1:20:31Caleb Hammer?

  Are truly like

• 1:20:35Caleb Hammer?

  pretty like that's insane.

• 1:20:36Speaker 06

  Ninety percent of the time I'm just drinking water. This is the first energy drink I've had in who knows how long, but yeah, she lives off of Dr. Pepper.

• 1:20:47Caleb Hammer?

  I, okay, don't you want to be around for your kid?

• 1:20:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, absolutely. Dr. Pepper isn't gonna kill me.

• 1:20:54Caleb Hammer?

  I mean, it might. Uh, that, if that's your entire drink, one, just like you might have diabetes even without being obese and it's hor- obviously, it's the cane in your teeth, it's the cane in your body.

• 1:21:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's

• 1:21:07Caleb Hammer?

  Kinda crazy.

• 1:21:09Speaker 06

  I it disgusts me. I tell her to drink water all the time. I'm like, you need to drink some water. You need to eat some food. She never takes care of herself. And the only reason she ever does is because I've basically forced her to. I have to force her to eat.

• 1:21:23Caleb Hammer?

  What does that mean? How does that look?

• 1:21:25Speaker 05

  I never have time to eat.

• 1:21:27Speaker 06

  She has plenty of time to eat. She just sits on her phone all day.

• 1:21:30Speaker 05

  I go to work. So I leave my house at six AM and I get back home from work around nine to ten PM. It's an hour drive to get to my store. So I'm literally able to wake up, go to work, come home, sleep, wake up and go to work again.

• 1:21:42Caleb Hammer?

  You kind of live in like an Asmin oral situation.

• 1:21:46Speaker 06

  What? Never heard of that. Asmin oral? I genuinely don't

• 1:21:52Caleb Hammer?

  Spanish for gold, but

• 1:21:53Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:21:55Caleb Hammer?

  Mexican. He smelled better than you do, by the way.

• 1:21:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:59Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, yeah, this is insane, dude. And you have a late fee. He's late all the time. And nine hundred dollars in interest is a thing. Apple Card, who is it? This one's joint.

• 1:22:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, this is both of ours.

• 1:22:12Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, well, we owe, and don't you even think about getting the new phone, one thousand three hundred thirty-four dollars and thirty-one cents with a forty-seven dollar minimum payment. Nine years to pay off from you paid it.

• 1:22:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:27Caleb Hammer?

  He didn't. So when she pays it, she pays it on time. And you never

• 1:22:31Speaker 06

  When I pay it, I've paid it.

• 1:22:33Caleb Hammer?

  You're late on the other ones, you on both of the previous statements, you stupid piece of shit. What are you talking about?

• 1:22:41Speaker 06

  What a candidate actually takes out of

• 1:22:43Caleb Hammer?

  Tell me you pay it. She paid thirteen, she paid three hundred, she paid thirty-five cents. You didn't pay dick.

• 1:22:49Speaker 06

  That's the past three months, but before that, I was the only one paying the payments.

• 1:22:54Caleb Hammer?

  When the two statements I had before this, were you not paying a single dick on your shit? And then the one statement I have in front of her, she is paying and not you.

• 1:23:04Speaker 06

  I haven't been able to because I had to quit working because of her.

• 1:23:07Caleb Hammer?

  I can't trust a single thing you say. Maybe she should cheat on your ass and give all that AIDS and herpes type of one and that crabs spread across the United States.

• 1:23:18Speaker 06

  I wouldn't doubt it.

• 1:23:19Caleb Hammer?

  No, of course not, but you deserve it.

• 1:23:26Caleb Hammer?

  I'm glad you don't have a kid. You can't even take care of yourself.

• 1:23:34Caleb Hammer?

  Well, if it isn't another account of yours.

• 1:23:37Speaker 06

  Oh, that's for, uh, our security system for the house. It had to go in my name because she has no credit, so otherwise it would have been

• 1:23:45Caleb Hammer?

  Well, I guess what? It's in your name. What are you doing with it? Let's find out. Interest. An actual payment was made. Proud of you. It was a catch-up payment. Because you had a well, let's see here. Oh, yep, many late fees is here so far. Go fuck yourself, dude.

• 1:24:02Speaker 06

  I have to pay the bills late so that I could put food on the table for so long.

• 1:24:06Caleb Hammer?

  DoorDash and McDonald's.

• 1:24:07Speaker 06

  No, it was buying groceries.

• 1:24:09Caleb Hammer?

  Taco Bell. And going to the game station.

• 1:24:13Speaker 06

  The, all of those spendings are because she would complain that she wants to, oh, I just want a DoorDash tonight. Oh, I just want some Dr. Pepper.

• 1:24:23Caleb Hammer?

  Money. One thousand seven hundred ninety dollars and thirty-one cents with a minimum payment of fifty-nine dollars and twenty-three cents.

• 1:24:31Caleb Hammer?

  Well, if it isn't you again.

• 1:24:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:24:35Caleb Hammer?

  Kay Jewelers. What the fuck did you buy for seven hundred fifty-eight dollars and fifty-one cents?

• 1:24:39Speaker 06

  I bought her a necklace and a bracelet.

• 1:24:41Caleb Hammer?

  Is it that?

• 1:24:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:24:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, it was that necklace and then I bought her a really nice bracelet.

• 1:24:45Caleb Hammer?

  She's

• 1:24:45Speaker 06

  It was our anniversary. I was trying to be very I was trying to be romantic and I decided I would buy her

• 1:24:52Caleb Hammer?

  In this exact time, she was sending pussy to her first ex.

• 1:24:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:24:55Caleb Hammer?

  At this purchase date.

• 1:24:56Speaker 06

  I, I didn't know about that at the time. It was

• 1:24:59Caleb Hammer?

  Such a pathetic little bitch.

• 1:25:02Speaker 06

  Like

• 1:25:02Caleb Hammer?

  It pisses so much that you're gonna sit right there and try to get back with her.

• 1:25:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm gonna try and get back with her. I genuinely love this woman. I care about her.

• 1:25:10Caleb Hammer?

  You can love someone without her bringing down your entire life. Love someone and leave. Love someone, kick them out. That doesn't mean you destroy your entire life. You wussy ass pathetic bitch. Seven hundred seventy-six dollars and sixty-seven cents, minimum to payment thirty.

• 1:25:31Caleb Hammer?

  What is this, guys? What is even this account? What the fuck even is this account? What am I looking at? You sent it.

• 1:25:39Speaker 05

  That's his account.

• 1:25:40Caleb Hammer?

  What account are you getting Santiago's and bullshit and Amazon?

• 1:25:44Speaker 05

  I want to say that's his checking.

• 1:25:48Speaker 06

  I'm trying to look at it.

• 1:25:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's his checking account.

• 1:25:52Speaker 06

  That's not my checking account.

• 1:25:53Speaker 05

  I don't have a Capital One account.

• 1:25:56Speaker 06

  Oh, this is

• 1:25:58Speaker 00

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• 1:26:23Speaker 06

  The, uh, credit card I had to get so that we could afford to eat for the last month.

• 1:26:27Caleb Hammer?

  It'd be nice to, yeah, after you get DoorDash, shut the fuck up, you stupid piece of shit.

• 1:26:30Speaker 06

  It's literally grocery store, grocery store, grocery store.

• 1:26:34Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, was it? Give it, give it, give it. Was it also, uh, what's Santiago's? Dining out.

• 1:26:38Speaker 06

  Food.

• 1:26:39Caleb Hammer?

  Dining out. Going shopping in the gas station, eating some bullshit, Amazon purchase. Shut the fuck up. Mortgage, ninety-nine thousand, must be a condo, six hundred fifty-three dollars and ten cents.

• 1:26:50Speaker 06

  It's a trailer.

• 1:26:52Speaker 05

  It's a mobile home. Yeah.

• 1:26:54Speaker 06

  It was a terrible

• 1:26:55Caleb Hammer?

  I thought you guys had something going for you. Nine hundred seventy dollars and sixty-one cents. Well, you got a depreciating asset.

• 1:27:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:27:02Caleb Hammer?

  Well, the cent makes sense, I guess. Capital one. It's a quarter of the value of your house. The loan, I should say. What's the car?

• 1:27:12Speaker 06

  Uh, twenty twenty-three

• 1:27:14Caleb Hammer?

  Guess what? It's yours.

• 1:27:15Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:27:17Caleb Hammer?

  Twenty-one thousand one hundred sixteen dollars and seventy-one cents.

• 1:27:23Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, with a minimum monthly payment of six seventy-six oh three and you make nothing. You're a canvasser.

• 1:27:33Caleb Hammer?

  What's your interest?

• 1:27:35Speaker 06

  Uh, on that, it's thirteen percent.

• 1:27:39Speaker 06

  The only reason I bought that car is because she totaled my Subaru that had only a three percent interest rate.

• 1:27:45Speaker 05

  I didn't want that.

• 1:27:46Speaker 06

  At the time, we didn't have the ability to get

• 1:27:48Caleb Hammer?

  What'd you do about it besides sucking another dude's dick?

• 1:27:50Speaker 05

  No, I told him we shouldn't have got that car and we should have got an older car.

• 1:27:53Speaker 06

  She was begging me to get that car. She was like, oh my god, I love it. I love it.

• 1:27:57Caleb Hammer?

  What do you think it's worth?

• 1:27:58Speaker 06

  Right now, probably like thirteen.

• 1:28:00Caleb Hammer?

  Thirteen? That is correct.

• 1:28:03Speaker 05

  That one is my car.

• 1:28:05Caleb Hammer?

  Finally, something of yours.

• 1:28:06Speaker 06

  This one's terrible.

• 1:28:07Caleb Hammer?

  And what is this car? It's less balanced than yours.

• 1:28:09Speaker 05

  It's a 2014 Honda Civic.

• 1:28:12Caleb Hammer?

  Okay. You owe $13,429.89. The minimum monthly payment of?

• 1:28:20Speaker 06

  500.

• 1:28:21Speaker 05

  500. I make bi-weekly payments. So they take out of every paycheck.

• 1:28:26Caleb Hammer?

  They take it out of the paycheck before it hits?

• 1:28:27Speaker 05

  Every paycheck, yeah.

• 1:28:28Caleb Hammer?

  So the $3,400 you gave me was post-car payment?

• 1:28:31Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:28:32Caleb Hammer?

  Okay.

• 1:28:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:33Caleb Hammer?

  I will, it's good enough for later. Well, it's worth $4,755. What's your interest rate?

• 1:28:38Speaker 05

  20.

• 1:28:39Caleb Hammer?

  Good. Guys, you are so broken. Hey, going back to you, you pathetic cuck, you are negative $16.04 in your checking account. All to four, going in the gas station, getting some bullshit, getting some bullshit. Um, overdraft be wonderful. Why'd you get an overdraft? Cause you wanted to run something on Prime Video. Taco Bell, smoke shop, $36 of what?

• 1:29:03Speaker 06

  Buying vapes.

• 1:29:05Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, good. You're still so good with your lungs. Spotify, overdrafting for Spotify, getting some bullshit. You got the glizzy. You got the glizzy at the Costco when you went to the gasco.

• 1:29:14Speaker 06

  I was working there at the time.

• 1:29:16Caleb Hammer?

  Got some bullshit, huh?

• 1:29:17Speaker 06

  I was working at Costco at the time. That was my lunch.

• 1:29:19Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, you should probably, you know, make money from them and not spend money with them. Got some bullshit. In-N-Out, got some bullshit. Stampede beverage, stampede beverage, stampede beverage. Vending machine, stampede beverage, always an alcoholic. That's nice. Good to know. Smoke shop again, work and tile. In-N-Out, shots.

• 1:29:44Caleb Hammer?

  Discord and Nitro. Going in, getting some bullshit, getting some bullshit, kidoba, Amazon. You, also pathetic, negative $4.

• 1:29:56Caleb Hammer?

  Toonies.com. $61, what is that?

• 1:29:59Speaker 05

  I have no idea what that is. Genuinely speaking.

• 1:30:02Caleb Hammer?

  Toonies.com?

• 1:30:03Speaker 05

  Oh, that's my son's bedtime story. So it reads him bedtime stories.

• 1:30:08Caleb Hammer?

  You a gamer too, cause PlayStation Network?

• 1:30:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, I play video games, but I don't blow money on it.

• 1:30:13Caleb Hammer?

  You just did. You Door dashed 7-Eleven. Door dashing her Dr. Pepper, can't even buy it in bulk. Spotify, we went and got some Dr. Pepper, PlayStation Network, smoke shop, YouTube, great, wonderful, and you're doing brush your teeth. Dutch Bros, smoke shop. Uh, McDonald's, Dutch Bros, PlayStation, PlayStation, but I don't even spend money on it. Netflix, bullshit, Kohl's, Dutch Bros, Dr. Pepper, Cash App, Smoke Shop, Patio, Taco Bell, PlayStation, Berry Blends, Mexican, Dutch Bros, Cash App, Popsicles, Coca-Cola, probably Dr. Pepper, even though it's not Coca-Cola, but she got it from the vending machine, Toys R Us, Panda Express, Door Dash for $70, Santiago's, bullshit, bullshit, Domino's,

• 1:30:58Caleb Hammer?

  Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Metro Lux, PlayStation. Oh, multiple overdrafts this year so far. Who would have thought all that for that? DP, Dr. Pepper, but you are probably DP as well, right? Nasty. And I do not see anything at all for retirement or savings, but we are negative in our checking account, so who would have thought? Guys, if you can figure out your shit and trust and you step up like a man and you guys get back together, great, I will budget based on that. If not, then download, download, and do your own individual budgets, but let's budget together.

• 1:31:35Caleb Hammer?

  Total income, I'll put $5,000 for the house. So you're gonna go man up. But your minimum payments, including mortgage, $1,965.87. Gas, electric, utilities, all that combined, how much?

• 1:31:50Speaker 06

  Uh, 2, 2.

• 1:31:52Speaker 05

  3, 400.

• 1:31:54Caleb Hammer?

  Uh, is that including your lot rent as well?

• 1:31:57Speaker 06

  Lot rent, it just includes water and?

• 1:31:59Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, so 400 total for all that?

• 1:32:02Speaker 06

  So with lot rent and the utilities, it's about?

• 1:32:05Speaker 05

  15.

• 1:32:05Speaker 06

  15.

• 1:32:06Caleb Hammer?

  15 what?

• 1:32:07Speaker 05

  100.

• 1:32:07Speaker 06

  100.

• 1:32:07Caleb Hammer?

  Ah!

• 1:32:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:32:09Caleb Hammer?

  What's even the point at that point? Phone bill.

• 1:32:12Speaker 05

  We have separate phone bills. Mine is 100.

• 1:32:14Caleb Hammer?

  Yours?

• 1:32:15Speaker 06

  Mine is 100.

• 1:32:19Speaker 06

  I still have to remove her old phone because she hasn't?

• 1:32:22Caleb Hammer?

  I'll get you a course career certification, so you can actually get a job. People in the audience have converted them into six-figure jobs consistently. Well done. I'll also get you guys on Chime instead of your overdraft checking accounts, so you can get multiple hundreds of dollars when you switch with me, with my link, so I'll get you all that. Um, okay, vroom, vroom, drive, drive, gasoline, how much?

• 1:32:41Speaker 06

  She uses $200 a week and I use about 50.

• 1:32:44Speaker 05

  With gas prices now, it's averaging 400.

• 1:32:46Caleb Hammer?

  Per?

• 1:32:47Speaker 06

  Week.

• 1:32:47Speaker 05

  Per week.

• 1:32:48Caleb Hammer?

  Together or individual?

• 1:32:49Speaker 05

  Individual, just mine.

• 1:32:51Speaker 06

  Car to get toward.

• 1:32:51Caleb Hammer?

  400 plus 200?

• 1:32:53Speaker 06

  Mine is about $50 a week. Mine's only about $50.

• 1:32:56Caleb Hammer?

  Yours is 400 a week?

• 1:32:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:59Speaker 06

  She works an hour away from our house.

• 1:33:01Caleb Hammer?

  That's 52 divided by 12, that's insane. $3,900 a month.

• 1:33:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, something like that.

• 1:33:08Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, yeah, I didn't do that math right. Uh, 400, oh, cause I did yours, uh, your 50 a week.

• 1:33:15Caleb Hammer?

  Times 52 divided by 12. 1,950 is still insane. What's your car insurance?

• 1:33:23Speaker 05

  400 a month?

• 1:33:24Speaker 06

  It's only 200, but we, it's 400 because it's that first month of her being on it, so it's?

• 1:33:29Caleb Hammer?

  200. Groceries, you should be able to do just about?

• 1:33:33Speaker 06

  About a thousand a month.

• 1:33:35Caleb Hammer?

  No, it's not. It's 750 meal prep meal plan. Follow that warm-up shit. Shut the up. Don't tell me what it is. You don't know shit. You don't know shit. Shut up. TP fund, anything else that exists, especially for the kid and everything, 250 bucks. Medical, healthcare, are there copays on a monthly basis?

• 1:33:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I pay. I cover. It's all pre-check, but it's all?

• 1:33:53Caleb Hammer?

  Pre-check? I don't care then. Uh, subscriptions, I'll give 40 bucks. You have any pets?

• 1:33:59Speaker 05

  No, not anymore.

• 1:34:00Caleb Hammer?

  Besides the crabs, okay, and the gym?

• 1:34:03Speaker 06

  We don't have a gym membership.

• 1:34:05Caleb Hammer?

  Okay, anything else that needs to be in this budget that I've not put in?

• 1:34:08Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:34:09Caleb Hammer?

  See if we make it. I mean, it's gonna be, I think a little close. Well, no shit. No, we just shut over, I think.

• 1:34:18Caleb Hammer?

  Oh, we're over by $2,000, so there's not even a chance. Guys, if you fix your behavior, I'll allow bankruptcy, but your debt situation actually isn't the most insane. You just need to get a job and your gas situation, you need to transfer something closer or you guys need to move the trailer?

• 1:34:34Speaker 06

  No, so she transferred out to this job even after I had told her not to take this.

• 1:34:38Caleb Hammer?

  Shut up! Transfer back in. You cannot spend that much on gas. You need to step up and get a job and make

• 1:34:48Caleb Hammer?

  60,000 hours a year. You just?

• 1:34:50Speaker 06

  I had a job making that.

• 1:34:51Caleb Hammer?

  Shut up. Get back into it, work another job until you do.

• 1:34:55Speaker 06

  I'm trying.

• 1:34:55Caleb Hammer?

  Oh my goodness, shut up, dude. You're trying. I'm with your applicants. No, no, I'm with your applicants. I saw one in the last week.

• 1:35:03Speaker 06

  You saw one of?

• 1:35:04Caleb Hammer?

  I went through LinkedIn and Indeed.

• 1:35:06Speaker 06

  LinkedIn and Indeed. I've been applying on the job sites themselves.

• 1:35:10Caleb Hammer?

  He doesn't care. Leave him. Uh, get out of this house, sell it, and you'll be fine.

• 1:35:14Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:35:14Caleb Hammer?

  You make good money. Go through bankruptcy, you'll be good. Just budget. Don't spend all your money on bullshit like you do. Go fuck yourself. In the post-show, we are gonna call the baby daddy and tell him. We are also gonna do a Mark sniff test on that pussy. It's gonna be an interesting one. We're also gonna call the mother that hates the child. Okay, very good. Let's get the Hammer Financial Score first. So spending in a budget, go fuck yourself, zero. I mean, real estate, you don't have real estate. Retirement, there was nothing, debt, zero.

• 1:35:41Caleb Hammer?

  At least you can at least sell the trailer, so I'll give you one on real estate. So Hammer Financial Score, 0.5 out of 10. Get yours at CalebHammer.com for free. Now join us in the post-show by joining Hammer Elite, where there's over 140,000 monthly active members for a reason. Our network is incredible. We've got three premium shows posted every single day, six days a week. You can join on YouTube by clicking that join button or link below, or you can go off-platform at HammerElite.com or Hammer Elite app. Same membership on both platforms, just wanted to give you more options to where you want to consume. See you in the post-show. I'm gonna let you in on something. People shouldn't be reacting this way. That should be a wake-up call.

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• 1:36:17Speaker 03

  Holy shit, Devon has gloves on. Holy shit, she has them in a bag.

• 1:36:24Speaker 05

  You're okay with this? Yeah.

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