Seth Green & The Big Bag Wolf

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• 0:59Speaker 01

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• 1:09Bobby Lee?

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• 2:02Speaker 00

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• 2:43Speaker 04

  I could do a Shaggy impression for him, cuz he loves doing shit. Do it! What's Shaggy? From Scooby Doo. He was in Scooby Doo? Yeah. He played Shaggy? No, no.

• 2:51Speaker 05

  The villain, he was the...

• 2:52Speaker 04

  Well, he like, in The Bar-Bad Chicken, he voices Shaggy. Hmm. Like a parody. Like, Zoinks, man!

• 3:01Speaker 05

  Oh, he's scrappy!

• 3:02Speaker 00

  He's gotta do it, he's gotta do it.

• 3:03Speaker 04

  No, you, please, he can't do it.

• 3:04Speaker 00

  He has to do it.

• 3:04Speaker 04

  It's embarrassing.

• 3:05Speaker 00

  It's his goal, man.

• 3:05Speaker 04

  It's embarrassing. Like, man, Scoob, let's get outta here!

• 3:11Speaker 05

  It's not so bad.

• 3:13Speaker 00

  It's not the worst, man.

• 3:14Speaker 05

  But I feel like that's more scrappy than Scooby.

• 3:16Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 3:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, thank you. I think it's more scrappy. Like, man! Oh, you doing it, why you judging me? I've nev- I've nev- I've never seen a Scooby Doo in my life, gimme, I'll try.

• 3:27Speaker 04

  Like, Scoob!

• 3:28Speaker 00

  Why did you just go H sound like Scoob?

• 3:30Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 3:31Speaker 05

  That was good.

• 3:32Speaker 04

  I could do it too, dude. You can do Velma.

• 3:34Speaker 05

  Geez, Zoinks!

• 3:36Speaker 04

  What? Like, Velma! Go ahead. You got nice tits!

• 3:38Speaker 00

  Zoinks!

• 3:39Speaker 04

  Go ahead.

• 3:40Speaker 05

  I, what, nice tits?

• 3:42Speaker 04

  Like, Velma, you got nice tits!

• 3:45Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 3:47Speaker 04

  Whoa, Shaggy.

• 3:48Speaker 05

  Fucking... Shaggy's erect, um...

• 3:52Speaker 00

  She's a guest, dude.

• 3:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, and also, yeah...

• 3:54Speaker 04

  Gimme another one.

• 3:56Speaker 05

  Um...

• 3:57Speaker 04

  Well, he knows, go ahead. Uh, this is, uh, Shaggy as Donald Trump. Hmm.

• 4:03Speaker 00

  Great, great.

• 4:04Speaker 04

  Like, man, grab everybody pussy!

• 4:08Speaker 00

  Can he not commit? You gotta commit, dude.

• 4:10Speaker 05

  I don't know if you can do the exact same thing.

• 4:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:12Speaker 05

  I don't think we should, I was on, I was in favor, but...

• 4:15Speaker 04

  Like, man, let's demolish ice!

• 4:18Speaker 01

  Oh man, this demolished eyes.

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Am I doing it right?

• 4:23Speaker 00

  A black guy.

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm doing it based on what he's doing.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  Amen, amen. You crypt or blood, man. Mike, man.

• 4:33Speaker 04

  Does it sound like it's crappy?

• 4:34Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  I did it in front of 4,000 people last night.

• 4:37Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 4:38Speaker 00

  Look at that flex.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Where would you perform for 4,000?

• 4:40Speaker 04

  In Rosemont.

• 4:41Bobby Lee?

  With who?

• 4:42Speaker 04

  Ralph and Renee.

• 4:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Rosemont, California? You said 4,000?

• 4:47Speaker 04

  Rosemont, Chicago. Uh, Illinois.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  Uh, Illinois?

• 4:51Speaker 04

  Illinois.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:52Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 4:52Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 4:53Speaker 05

  Where's that? Isn't it in the middle of the?

• 4:55Speaker 04

  It's like an hour away from Chicago.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, you're bragging about seat numbers now?

• 4:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:00Speaker 04

  No.

• 5:01Speaker 05

  That's a lot, that's a lot.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  That's a lot.

• 5:02Speaker 05

  That's a lot, yeah.

• 5:03Speaker 04

  Well, you bragged about OVO. Or that one in London.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't. What did I say about it?

• 5:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Hey, I, I watched 20 years later, man.

• 5:14Bobby Lee?

  I didn't see it yet.

• 5:15Speaker 05

  How was it?

• 5:15Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 5:16Speaker 05

  Is it good?

• 5:17Speaker 04

  Swinging dicks, man.

• 5:18Speaker 05

  That's, what is that? Is it, you know, it's good?

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Is, yeah.

• 5:20Speaker 00

  True, whatever he said, actually.

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  You saw it?

• 5:22Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 5:22Speaker 04

  It's good, right?

• 5:23Speaker 05

  28 years.

• 5:24Speaker 00

  You don't need to watch the first two. It's better if you don't know about the other movies.

• 5:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Yeah, I've never.

• 5:28Speaker 05

  I kinda like that.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, have you seen, what, what have you seen, Kat?

• 5:31Speaker 05

  Oh, I just saw, uh, Lilo and Stitch.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  What do you think about it?

• 5:34Speaker 05

  Hmm, wouldn't recommend it.

• 5:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, why? Everyone loves it.

• 5:37Speaker 00

  Did you like the original?

• 5:39Speaker 05

  I liked the original, but this seems weird, but I thought the cartoons in the original were hotter

• 5:46Speaker 05

  than the...

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean the hotter? The sexy?

• 5:48Speaker 05

  Hotter, yeah, they're like more, they're just hot, even like the, the, you know, the grandma was hot. Everyone was just a little bit sexy.

• 5:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, it's so funny, cause Amy Hill, who came to our Hawaii show, is the grandmother in the fucking movie, so fuck you! She's a friend of mine, she's hot as fuck, man.

• 6:04Speaker 05

  That's what I'm saying. Oh, you're saying in the second one, she was in that one?

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  No, she's in the live action one, and Amy is.

• 6:09Speaker 05

  She, but she was, yeah.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  Was she hot?

• 6:11Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  Her.

• 6:12Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, legend.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Speaker 05

  Oh, she's awesome.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Big, big pussy, but...

• 6:18Speaker 04

  Love you, Amy.

• 6:19Bobby Lee?

  Love you, Amy.

• 6:21Speaker 06

  I'm gonna see if Seth's here.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:23Speaker 05

  Go see.

• 6:25Bobby Lee?

  So, we've, have we, I don't know.

• 6:28Speaker 06

  What?

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Run, have we met?

• 6:30Speaker 06

  Have we met?

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:31Speaker 06

  Which, which, which way do you wanna go?

• 6:35Speaker 06

  In this, in this.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  You don't know how to lie? You said you don't know how to lie?

• 6:39Speaker 04

  Fucking knew it.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:41Speaker 04

  You already know he does it.

• 6:41Speaker 06

  I'm a liar. No, I, I saw you at the Comedy Store.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:46Speaker 04

  He came in and went like, guys, I don't know who this guy is. Can you guys get some notes?

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  And then I, and then I go out there and I go, hey, hey, pretend we don't know each other.

• 6:53Speaker 04

  Bro.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, and he's like, what?

• 6:55Speaker 06

  And I said, oh, okay. And then he goes, hey, so you're Seth? And I go, yeah, you're, you're the producer? And he's like, he looks at me like, what the fuck, dude?

• 7:03Speaker 04

  Bro, we're all sitting out here, all sitting here going, did he just ask him who he was?

• 7:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, but that's where you would go as the producer? I mean, you're doing somebody's podcast, you would know that I was the host of the show.

• 7:16Speaker 06

  I don't know, I don't watch a lot of stuff.

• 7:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, but.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 7:22Speaker 06

  Oh, my God, this is gonna be so much fun.

• 7:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, put your headphones on, talking them.

• 7:27Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 7:27Bobby Lee?

  If you don't want it, how, you, you, you don't, I've seen you do podcasts before.

• 7:31Speaker 06

  Right, I'll do the headphones.

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:33Speaker 06

  But do you want me like? Up in the mix?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I want you in the mix, dude.

• 7:39Speaker 06

  Guys, I do a lot of voiceover.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  Hey, how you doing?

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Take it.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  Hey, hey, super fan, super fan.

• 7:48Bobby Lee?

  He's a super fan.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Oh, Jamie.

• 7:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:50Speaker 05

  He loves you.

• 7:50Bobby Lee?

  Hi, man, hi, man.

• 7:51Speaker 04

  Jamie.

• 7:51Bobby Lee?

  Hi, man.

• 7:52Speaker 04

  You can call me JP.

• 7:53Speaker 05

  You can call me.

• 7:53Speaker 06

  What do you like? I'm so confused, you already got seven names. Superfan, JP, hi, man.

• 8:02Speaker 04

  Just whatever you wanna call me, bro.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Here.

• 8:03Speaker 06

  Bro.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  Bro, dude.

• 8:05Speaker 06

  All right.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. You're that big of a fan.

• 8:08Speaker 06

  I needed the jacket and I'm wrong.

• 8:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're that big of a fan.

• 8:12Speaker 04

  Steph Green, man.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:14Speaker 05

  You keep calling him Steph Green.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:16Speaker 04

  It's my lips.

• 8:17Bobby Lee?

  You think it's Steph Curry?

• 8:19Speaker 04

  It's my lips.

• 8:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I like your three pointers, man.

• 8:23Speaker 06

  Thanks, brother. I like to think my outside range is my front suit.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's more like John Stockton.

• 8:29Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 8:30Speaker 06

  Hey, for context, guys, I never made the.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the jazz dude.

• 8:33Speaker 05

  I love the jazz.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  I love jazz dude.

• 8:34Speaker 05

  Me too. Karl Malone just got in trouble.

• 8:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Karl Malone.

• 8:37Speaker 06

  Oh, you mean like the Utah Jazz?

• 8:39Speaker 05

  Utah Jazz.

• 8:39Speaker 06

  When you said jazz, I thought you, I'm like, I know that's, what are we doing? I'm outside the bit, guys.

• 8:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You like jazz?

• 8:48Speaker 06

  Jazz music?

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:50Speaker 06

  I like watching jazz music.

• 8:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too, dude.

• 8:52Speaker 06

  I don't like listening to jazz music, but I love watching jazz musicians play together.

• 8:57Speaker 05

  Like the martinis and the cigars.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, you like that kind?

• 9:03Speaker 06

  I don't give a.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  There's different kinds.

• 9:04Speaker 06

  Well, you know what it is? When, when really good jazz is happening in front of you?

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:08Speaker 06

  I don't care what it is. I'm here for it. I love music and I can usually get caught up in somebody's whatever. I'm a very generous audience is what I've discovered.

• 9:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow.

• 9:17Speaker 06

  I'm a generous.

• 9:18Bobby Lee?

  You're a rock guy, though?

• 9:19Speaker 06

  I like rock, yeah.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know, we had bad friends last night? Josh Home.

• 9:23Speaker 06

  Oh, really? That's fun. Was he cool?

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  You know?

• 9:26Speaker 06

  I think we've met at least like four or five times.

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  With Josh Home?

• 9:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  He's a tall drink of water.

• 9:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  You know him?

• 9:33Speaker 05

  No.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  You don't, wait, wait, wait.

• 9:35Speaker 05

  I don't know him.

• 9:36Bobby Lee?

  Wait, have you heard of Josh Home?

• 9:37Speaker 05

  Is he, I've heard that he's hot.

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because we just said it?

• 9:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:43Speaker 06

  I love this new rule, by the way, that if you see a TikTok, you can say, I read that. And then if you hear from a friend who read that, you can say, I've studied this.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 9:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, like nobody gives a shit.

• 9:55Bobby Lee?

  Nobody gives a shit anyway.

• 9:56Speaker 06

  You just heard that and you introduced it as if it was new information from your own brain.

• 10:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. So, chuchu.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  You, have you heard of Queens of the Stone Age?

• 10:07Speaker 05

  I've heard of him. Oh, I know, I know him. He, I, he, is he like a little bit gray, gray hair?

• 10:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, cause he's gonna. Kind of like reddish, blonde gray.

• 10:15Bobby Lee?

  Grayish now.

• 10:15Speaker 06

  It's all gray now.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, he is. Well, I had.

• 10:18Speaker 05

  I know him.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  You've seen him around?

• 10:20Speaker 05

  I've seen him around.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 10:21Speaker 05

  Comedy store.

• 10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he goes to the Comedy Store.

• 10:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:23Speaker 06

  Oh, does he really?

• 10:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he does.

• 10:24Speaker 06

  Oh, that's so fun. We met in like, straight up rock and roll stuff, like when Queens of the Stone Age first started performing.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 10:30Speaker 06

  Just because I like music and I did a lot of radio stuff and so I would always hit up K-Rock or Kiss or any of the, any of the stations. And I'm like, can I go to your concert?

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:40Speaker 06

  And then I'd go to the show.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. You would call K-Rock. They'd go, what's up? Can I go to your concert?

• 10:45Speaker 06

  No, no, no. Well, sort of, like whatever the booker was.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Fuck Ticketmaster. You could just do it that way.

• 10:49Speaker 06

  Well, whoever the booker was for the shows that I did.

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  Because you know.

• 10:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Because you're of your connection.

• 10:55Speaker 06

  Well, because the concert, the radio station is throwing the show.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 10:59Speaker 06

  It's like K-Rock's acoustic Christmas or Weenie Roast or whatever the thing was. And it was all the rock band songs.

• 11:04Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, there's a, in San Diego, there's a place called 91X. It's a, it's a radio station.

• 11:09Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  And Mike Halloran, the main guy, I knew him. So he, remember I hosted A Christmas with Interpol, Alt-J, Billy Idol? And I was hosting the whole thing.

• 11:20Speaker 06

  Get the fuck, that must have been insane.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  I played Santa.

• 11:23Speaker 06

  You did?

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I was Santa Claus. I went up there and then I played ping pong with Paul Banks from Interpol. It was fucking great.

• 11:28Speaker 06

  How was, I fucking love that band. How were they live?

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Paul's done this podcast.

• 11:32Speaker 06

  Get out of here.

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, amazing.

• 11:33Speaker 06

  So I'm, you just never asked me?

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay, okay, wait. I know, but here's the thing. Let's intro, let me intro the room. I'll, I'll, I'll intro the room. I'll intro the room. But I'm, I'm gonna get back to that, okay? Because that's fucking silly. That's silly games and the silly Billy shit, okay? And I, I, I don't buy that shit, okay? So, but I love you. And so we, we got-

• 11:50Speaker 06

  I actually love you back.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  I really do. I've always liked you. So, uh, what?

• 11:54Speaker 05

  That was nice. That was beautiful.

• 11:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two adult men demonstrating.

• 12:00Bobby Lee?

  So we got, um-

• 12:01Speaker 06

  Long-term affection?

• 12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, I barely know her, but, um-

• 12:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And we're on the fence right now, but my point is, is that, um, I do love her, but, um-

• 12:10Speaker 06

  Do you not have regular co-hosts? Because I-

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  I try new people.

• 12:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:14Speaker 06

  Is that true?

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  She's new.

• 12:15Speaker 05

  He's got a poly.

• 12:16Speaker 06

  How many times have you been in here?

• 12:17Speaker 05

  Oh, this is my first time.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 12:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, well, you're getting jumped in hard, kid.

• 12:21Speaker 05

  I know. I got, I put stick, you've been two months, so you can have-

• 12:25Speaker 06

  Wait, is this where you go? Are you a student?

• 12:27Speaker 05

  Oh, no, no, no. I got this on a-

• 12:32Speaker 05

  You can get these at thrift shops.

• 12:34Speaker 06

  What?

• 12:34Speaker 05

  This is, yes.

• 12:35Speaker 06

  I knew that was true.

• 12:40Speaker 05

  It's cool that-

• 12:40Bobby Lee?

  It is true, you can get those at thrift shops.

• 12:42Speaker 05

  You can't get these.

• 12:43Speaker 06

  I'm like Natasha Lyonne on Poker Face, I can tell.

• 12:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 12:47Speaker 06

  You're lying. Is nobody watching that show?

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  No, is it good?

• 12:50Speaker 06

  It is good.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna watch it. Well, I'm just getting through, I'm a little late, Ozark.

• 12:55Speaker 06

  Oh yeah, that's a good-

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm just almost done with that.

• 12:59Speaker 06

  It's-

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  It's intense.

• 13:00Speaker 06

  It's very, very intense.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  Too much, almost.

• 13:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, like one-

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes it's too much.

• 13:04Speaker 06

  It's a little like Mr. Robot in that I probably watch one episode and then I like the week between the episodes.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:10Speaker 06

  Like digesting. It's phenomenal filmmaking, though.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  What, is Mr. Robot good?

• 13:16Speaker 06

  Uh, Mr. Robot's phenomenal, I love it.

• 13:17Bobby Lee?

  You know why I can't watch it?

• 13:18Speaker 06

  Why that?

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Because in the first episode of Mr. Robot-

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  It was a part for you? No, no, there's this Japanese dude, the backpacker that used to beat me out of roles.

• 13:29Speaker 06

  What? You're kidding?

• 13:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? I forgot his name.

• 13:32Speaker 05

  Beat you out of roles?

• 13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, he, like, yeah, we auditioned together, he would get it. And once I saw him, he was in the boardroom or something in Mr. Robot, do you remember? I immediately, frantically turned it off. I go, fuck this show, I couldn't watch it. Anyway, um, let's into the room, Bobby intros-

• 13:50Bobby Lee?

  Bobby intros-

• 13:51Speaker 06

  We've been rolling for almost 20 minutes, yeah.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  Chose the room.

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  We got high men, Mexican men. We got catbird, white lady. We got reds, we got reds, we got reds. We got Seth Green here, um, many, many things he's done, the Austin Powers movies, Robot Chickens. Without a paddle.

• 14:21Bobby Lee?

  What'd you say? Without a paddle. Without the paddle.

• 14:24Speaker 05

  No way.

• 14:24Speaker 06

  Oh, guys, guys.

• 14:27Speaker 06

  Is that the kind of room this is?

• 14:30Speaker 00

  I'm out of here.

• 14:32Bobby Lee?

  Are you out of here?

• 14:34Speaker 06

  I can't, I can't actively watch that kind of, uh...

• 14:40Bobby Lee?

  No, what, I just did an impression of him.

• 14:42Speaker 06

  It is so bullying.

• 14:43Bobby Lee?

  Say it again, say it again. Maybe you should do the first two credits and let him... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:48Speaker 06

  Say it again, let's say it again.

• 14:49Bobby Lee?

  We got fat Mexican man. We got malnourished white lady with big teeth.

• 14:57Speaker 05

  What the hell?

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and we got red. And then Seth... You go...

• 15:04Speaker 05

  Without a paddle.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Without a paddle. Without a paddle. Oh, great. Okay, anyway, Seth has done a lot of things.

• 15:12Speaker 06

  English is his third language. You know, that's why, that's why he's...

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  Lugging away. That's why I'm so talented. I do it in different languages, okay?

• 15:21Speaker 06

  It's true.

• 15:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:22Speaker 06

  Hits all different continents.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me.

• 15:24Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 15:24Speaker 06

  I'm sorry.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  So we got you, Catbird. So I'll tell you about Catbird. So, um, the, the talent coordinator at the Comedy Store, Rose, she just won't shut the fuck up about Catbird. She's the thing, she's the thing, she's the thing, and so...

• 15:42Speaker 06

  What did you do to her?

• 15:42Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 15:43Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 15:43Bobby Lee?

  But then I, you hosted a show.

• 15:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:46Bobby Lee?

  It was probably the best show I'd done there in about a year, and you were hosting it. And it was your energy. Yeah, you were great. I like to make fun of you. What do I make fun of you about?

• 15:55Speaker 05

  Uh, he tells me I have big teeth and that I look like the mask.

• 16:00Speaker 06

  The mask?

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  The mask.

• 16:02Speaker 06

  Oh, because of the smile?

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:05Speaker 06

  The smile's like the, the, the key feature of the, the mask character.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  You're so intuitive.

• 16:10Speaker 06

  So he thinks that your teeth are large and then it...

• 16:12Speaker 05

  Oh, that's me, yeah.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:14Speaker 06

  I don't know, I don't see...

• 16:15Speaker 05

  It's green face.

• 16:15Speaker 06

  Any of the similarities.

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, well, anyone, you know, Seth, it's just a little...

• 16:19Speaker 05

  I appreciate that.

• 16:19Speaker 06

  But I get it, I get it. That you have, that you have, uh, uh, large features. I don't think that it's a negative, though.

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think it's a positive.

• 16:28Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 16:28Bobby Lee?

  I think, net positive.

• 16:29Speaker 05

  Net positive.

• 16:32Speaker 06

  Like even the big bad wolf would say, oh my.

• 16:35Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 16:36Speaker 06

  What big eyes you have.

• 16:37Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you know what? Exactly. Thank you so much. I'll focus on your eyes next time.

• 16:41Speaker 05

  Okay, great.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the big bag wolf.

• 16:42Speaker 05

  Big bag wolf. The big bag wolf. The wolf with bags.

• 16:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know who that, what that's referring to.

• 16:48Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  But I, I love wolves.

• 16:50Speaker 06

  Oh, the big bag wolf? Yeah, I saw that guy in the subways in New York.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  All the time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Is that from the little piggies?

• 16:57Speaker 06

  Lit, no, lived in the subway. Because eventually they just closed those platforms.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 17:02Speaker 06

  And there's people that lived down there, because fuck it, you know?

• 17:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fuck it.

• 17:05Speaker 05

  I think I would.

• 17:07Speaker 06

  Yeah, if I could just give up on everything, be like, God, the world, you know, it just sucks up here. What if we, and the subway's free.

• 17:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:14Speaker 06

  What if we just go live in this tunnel with all of these rats and other mole people?

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  I know, but in LA, you know, there used to be these fucking gigantic tunnels and they would tell me, like, I don't know if in Echo Park, there used to be that gigantic tunnel with the graffiti on it?

• 17:27Speaker 06

  Yes, yeah.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  And every, and you remember? And then they, I think they boarded it up. But people would say, back when I lived in Echo Park, that if you walk down there, you'll see the, the people that live down there.

• 17:36Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

  Like this, like, they're like mole people.

• 17:38Speaker 05

  What does that mean?

• 17:39Bobby Lee?

  But they haven't been.

• 17:41Speaker 06

  The implication is they've given up on sunlight and retreated to the grounds. And now they live without, you know, any of those things, like moles.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  So they have hair on them?

• 17:52Speaker 06

  Well, you know, they've evolved in some stages. They've evolved past the need for hair.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:57Speaker 06

  I'm joking, guys. I have no idea.

• 17:58Bobby Lee?

  But did you hear that there are people living down there or no?

• 18:01Speaker 06

  In LA? No, in New York.

• 18:02Bobby Lee?

  In New York, okay.

• 18:03Speaker 06

  There's like so many relentless reports of it. Because the city was built on top of the trains. And then over time, they're just like decommissioning an entire station or an entire line.

• 18:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 18:12Speaker 06

  And homeless people are like, hey, fuck it, let's live down here.

• 18:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 18:16Speaker 05

  I get it.

• 18:17Speaker 04

  Kind of like on Futurama.

• 18:19Speaker 06

  Exactly like Futurama.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Was he?

• 18:21Speaker 06

  This guy gets it.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Was he in Futurama, Seth?

• 18:23Speaker 04

  No, I don't think so.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 18:25Speaker 06

  It's true. I've never been on Futurama.

• 18:26Speaker 05

  Have you been asked to be on Futurama?

• 18:28Speaker 06

  I've never been asked to be on Futurama.

• 18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 18:33Speaker 06

  And I know all those people.

• 18:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:35Speaker 06

  So it hurts. It, it, it cuts a little deeper. It's like, oh yeah, we know Seth, but no thanks.

• 18:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do, do, do you get hurt when they don't ask?

• 18:43Speaker 06

  No, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about it.

• 18:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, but do you ever drive down the road, like, I don't do this, but...

• 18:48Speaker 01

  What's a chapter to a guy?

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't do this, but I've heard other actors do this. All right, but we're driving down the road, and you see a billboard, go, "Oh, I know everyone on there." Yeah, that's nice.

• 18:59Speaker 00

  Oh, Ken Jeong.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Ken Jeong, Ronnie Cheng, you know what I mean? All of them, Jimmy Oh Yang.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Ali Wong.

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  Ali Wong, right?

• 19:06Speaker 06

  But I never, in those moments, think, "Why didn't they call me?" Because I'm always like, "Oh, look, all my fans are working." You know what I mean?

• 19:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're positive.

• 19:14Speaker 01

  That's selfless.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  I do the same thing.

• 19:16Speaker 06

  Well, it's also, because you have to imagine, if you get whatever that job is that Ronnie got, is Ronnie's first thought, "Yo, fuck, we gotta get Bobby on here."

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 19:28Speaker 06

  You know what I'm saying?

• 19:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think it, I don't think it is.

• 19:30Speaker 06

  I'm saying if you...

• 19:30Speaker 01

  Why did they ask you, Bobby?

• 19:34Speaker 06

  Bobby, I'm saying, I actually meant that the wrong way. I meant if you got a job, your first thought is, "Fuck, I gotta get Ronnie on here."

• 19:40Bobby Lee?

  That's what I do. Well, I, I, I, oh, so when I was on Mad TV, right?

• 19:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:46Bobby Lee?

  Randall Park, Ken Jeong, I got all those fools on it.

• 19:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, Sung Kang, right? So it's like, when I'm on a job, and there's opportunity, listen.

• 19:55Speaker 06

  That's so cool.

• 19:56Bobby Lee?

  When there's opportunities, when there's opportunities for somebody that I like and I know, I, I, I fight hard to get them the part. I, I don't think that that's reversed, not that I'm bitter about it, I'm very happy and I'm very happy for it.

• 20:08Speaker 06

  You're right, I took an angle that I didn't, that I don't even think is accurate.

• 20:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:12Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:12Bobby Lee?

  Don't you do the same, if there was a, if you're...

• 20:15Speaker 06

  When I do have a thing, and there's opportunities that come up, I'm like, "God, who would kill on this?" And sometimes you're like, "God, who never gets a chance to kill it?" You know what I'm saying?

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  Is that what I'm saying?

• 20:27Speaker 06

  That's, when, when you can do that, that's what I do.

• 20:29Bobby Lee?

  So you've done it?

• 20:30Speaker 06

  I've definitely done it. I've also done the other, where you're like, "Ah, fuck, this thing's not gonna get made unless we get this guy." In the mix, and so no matter who I would like to put in, this is the guy that gets it financed.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

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• 21:09Speaker 04

  It is.

• 21:09Bobby Lee?

  It is important to me. Let's say I have a shoulder pain, ache.

• 21:12Speaker 04

  I do?

• 21:13Bobby Lee?

  No, let's say I do.

• 21:14Speaker 04

  Oh, you do?

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. What would you suggest for me?

• 21:16Speaker 04

  I would suggest the one and only Zocdoc.

• 21:19Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. What is it?

• 21:20Speaker 04

  Well, Zocdoc, you know, you can book in-network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty.

• 21:28Bobby Lee?

  From mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care and more. Yeah, I get it, yeah. You can filter out for doctors who take your insurance or are located nearby and are a good fit for any medical need you may have and are high-quality rated by verified patients.

• 21:43Speaker 04

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• 21:53Speaker 00

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• 22:15Bobby Lee?

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• 22:30Bobby Lee?

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• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  No matter who I would like to put in, this is the guy that gets it financed. So I'm in an opportunity right now, which is the most hurtful thing where it's a show and like someone I idolize, someone I, I wouldn't even be in LA without her, this person. She read for it, right? And I was like, oh, she, you know, and when they're reading, you've been on the opposite, right? When you've had to audition with your friends. I have to audition all the time. Nobody ever believes I can do anything. No, no, no, no, no, but you, no, you. No, no, no, no. It's crazy. No, no, no. I'm like, well, look at the thing I did. I'm like, yeah, but that was that. You can't do this. That's not what I meant. I meant on the other side where you. Casting. Where you're casting. Casting, that's a nightmare. I hate watching. Yeah, you hate watching your friends. Yeah, of course.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  So when your friend's doing good, you're like, yeah. You know what I mean? Yes, yes, all I want is to give you this job. Right. And then maybe three days later, somebody does just a little better. Right? And now you're like, oh, it was the last person. Yeah. The last person to read, because I was going to give it to my friend. Oh, man. It wasn't even my control.

• 24:44Speaker 05

  You had to watch all the casting?

• 24:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:46Speaker 05

  Oh, okay, okay, okay.

• 24:47Speaker 06

  If you get the opportunity to, a lot of times you don't get the opportunity to. A lot of times those decisions are made on your behalf. But when you're producing something, especially if you're directing it, you owe it to everybody to watch all of the tapes. And the truth is, you have to both as a director, trust your vision, and then as an actor, trust the director's vision. It is the most painful thing to do, to acknowledge that all of these awesome directors that I've read for, I just wasn't what they were thinking. And that sucks for me. I tried my best. I was like, this is what I think it is, and they're like, it's not though. It's like, oh fuck, okay. I guess I just gotta live with that.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  And you have no control either. Because you, you bring the top three to this gigantic company, and they go, we want this person. And there's not, right? But still, you're watching your friend, some other guy. It was a different kind of read. It was a difficult situation to be in. So I understand how difficult it is to cast things. Because it's not even up to whoever's even directing, even producing. Sometimes the network and other people aren't, you know what I mean? They have some little bit more way.

• 25:52Speaker 06

  Larger instruments at play.

• 25:55Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 25:56Speaker 06

  Money. It's usually the money. You're right. Good on you, Cat. Did I do that right? First time in the room, she already zeroed in.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  What do you think of Cat, dude? Money, dude? She said money. She said money, dude.

• 26:06Speaker 06

  I said money.

• 26:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Jaime, what's your word?

• 26:08Speaker 06

  Wait, but you gotta hit it with like, money.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Money, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  The board of the members.

• 26:16Speaker 04

  That's what it is too.

• 26:17Speaker 06

  It's the board and the members?

• 26:19Speaker 04

  Board of the members.

• 26:20Speaker 06

  You're board of the members?

• 26:22Speaker 04

  The bimbos. Not the bimbos.

• 26:25Speaker 06

  It's at, but you're close, it's shareholders. Shareholders is the worst.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  You're being so polite. I wouldn't have made fun of him, but you're being so polite.

• 26:32Speaker 06

  Well, cause he's like, I actually like, love opportunities to learn new things myself. And when somebody, instead of saying, you fucking didn't know that? They're like, yeah, actually, Paul McCartney was in a band called The Beatles before Wings, that was very successful. You know what I mean? Sometimes you have to be-

• 26:48Bobby Lee?

  You've met somebody that thought that the fuck Wings was the first band?

• 26:51Speaker 06

  The amount of times I've had to explain to people that Paul McCartney was in a band called The Beatles.

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Are you being fucking real right now?

• 26:58Speaker 06

  I am, and it's like, all I can think is it's bad parenting, Bobby, because who the fuck are these parents?

• 27:03Bobby Lee?

  It's a mental deficiency. It's a mental deficiency. Mental deficiency? Mental deficiency? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:10Speaker 06

  I disagree.

• 27:10Bobby Lee?

  If I'm on a date, I'm single, right? If I'm on a date, right?

• 27:13Speaker 05

  End the date if she doesn't know Paul McCartney.

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, she goes, "You're a big fan of Wings." I go, "Oh, um, what about The Beatles? Never heard of them." I literally stopped the car, I go, "Get the fuck out, bitch."

• 27:27Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 27:28Bobby Lee?

  Not bitch, maybe, that's too hard.

• 27:30Speaker 05

  Stop the car.

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Bitch, I go, "Bitch." "Get the fuck out, bitch."

• 27:35Speaker 06

  Right, and her mashable piece would say, "Comedy icon, Bobby."

• 27:40Speaker 05

  Left me in the parking lot of flappers.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  You think that was what happened to me?

• 27:47Speaker 06

  And did, and, and just pushed me off of the side of the vehicle and drove away.

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:51Speaker 05

  But he said "bitch" and not "bitch."

• 27:54Speaker 06

  I heard an "e" for sure.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  All right, well, if you're, because you're married.

• 27:58Speaker 06

  I'm married.

• 27:58Bobby Lee?

  But if you're on a date, okay, God forbid.

• 28:01Speaker 06

  Dude, I'm so, I'm so grateful that I don't have to date in today's-

• 28:04Bobby Lee?

  It's hard.

• 28:05Speaker 06

  Today's institutions, like, we, my, my wife and I found each other before dating on the computer was a thing. And I'm, I, I, it's, I'm so frightened for all of my friends. And you know what? There's definitely positive versions of it. I know a couple of people who got married off the internet, and I know a couple of people who met because of the internet who never would-

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Zorah Mondani, Zorah Mondani.

• 28:28Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 28:29Speaker 06

  He got married?

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  No, he met, he met his wife on Hinge.

• 28:32Speaker 06

  On JDate? What?

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  No, on Hinge, Zorah Mondani.

• 28:36Speaker 06

  That's a pretty good endorsement.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm just trying to make it topical. Without any political, you know what I mean, opinion or whatever, Zorah Mondani met fucking his wife on Hinge, that's it. Yeah, so you, you're lucky that you, uh-

• 28:46Speaker 06

  I do feel lucky, and I keep telling my wife, "Don't, don't ever fucking leave me." "Let's just work it out, whatever it is, let's work it out. Neither one of us want to try and go back out there, especially at this age."

• 28:57Bobby Lee?

  You're married as well.

• 28:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:58Speaker 06

  What is it like?

• 29:00Speaker 05

  Oh, it's okay.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 29:03Speaker 06

  Being married?

• 29:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:05Speaker 06

  Is okay?

• 29:05Speaker 05

  It's good. It's good.

• 29:06Speaker 06

  I like it.

• 29:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it too.

• 29:08Speaker 06

  I think it matters who you marry.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't just like get in the marriage and be like, what's up? Let's do this. And then like, you're bad at this. Or I don't like the, like you try to work that shit out before you get married. And so then when you're married, you're like, I fucking doing this, right?

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Help. Give me the positives.

• 29:27Speaker 06

  The positives?

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:28Speaker 05

  Oh, um.

• 29:29Speaker 06

  I'm happy.

• 29:30Bobby Lee?

  You go back and forth. Let's go back and forth and we'll do negatives back and forth. Because let me say a thing. I'm 53 years old. I've never been engaged, right?

• 29:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm kind of seeing someone, you'll meet, she's coming to the second show with Craig. But um, so the girl that I'm seeing is coming to the second show.

• 29:43Speaker 05

  Okay, great.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, everyone, some of them people know her. I really like her. But I want to know what the positives and negatives are.

• 29:48Speaker 05

  Right.

• 29:49Speaker 06

  The, the real positive.

• 29:50Bobby Lee?

  So let's go back and forth. Go ahead, positive.

• 29:51Speaker 06

  Is that if you really like the person, you get to hang out with them all the time. That is like one of the greatest things. And if you share a lot of likes or interests, or make an effort to share interests, you'll spend time together doing stuff that you enjoy. And it is enriching, not just for yourself, but for your relationship.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Okay, give me a positive. Very good. Very good noted.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, Kat.

• 30:16Speaker 05

  Probably anal. That's.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a, a.

• 30:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Without having to worry about.

• 30:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:23Speaker 06

  Just us, so.

• 30:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:24Bobby Lee?

  Is that, is that a real thing or no?

• 30:25Speaker 05

  I think married people do more anal. I think, right? Cause. I don't know.

• 30:30Speaker 06

  I think you've both gotta be like wanting and interested in that.

• 30:36Speaker 05

  In anal.

• 30:36Speaker 06

  For, yeah, they're both, the man has gotta be like, anal's my thing. And the girl's gotta be like, I, anal gets me the best. Anal gets me the best. That's what I'm saying. That's a buffer sticker.

• 30:46Bobby Lee?

  Gets me the best.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  No woman has ever said that.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  No one's ever said that, but thank you. Gets me the best what?

• 30:51Speaker 06

  Every person I've ever.

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it's finished. Anal gets me the best what?

• 30:56Speaker 06

  No.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  Pastrami sandwiches. The best. Uh, uh, uh, uh, alright.

• 31:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 31:01Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so what is, is anal your?

• 31:02Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no. Probably, I like.

• 31:04Speaker 06

  Why was it this thing you said?

• 31:07Speaker 05

  I want to take back, I want to take back.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Take it back, take it back.

• 31:11Speaker 05

  It wasn't able.

• 31:12Speaker 06

  I thought we were pitching things that we discovered.

• 31:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:15Speaker 06

  Positives about.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm a guy, I'm, I'm, I want to learn, so go ahead, I want to know.

• 31:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, slam dunking, you know, having a slam dunk contest every night.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  That's pretty, I really like eating together.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 31:29Speaker 05

  Brunch.

• 31:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, brunch, yeah, brunch.

• 31:32Speaker 06

  We do make up, yeah, we'll eat, we, we have like a breakfast and dinner kind of ritual.

• 31:36Speaker 05

  That's what we do too.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's great.

• 31:38Speaker 05

  And so that's nice because you get to share food together.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:41Speaker 05

  And that's lovely.

• 31:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, your, your husband's a chef.

• 31:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:45Bobby Lee?

  So.

• 31:46Speaker 06

  You're married to a chef?

• 31:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Republic.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  Republic.

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Republic.

• 31:49Speaker 05

  Of North Korea.

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:54Bobby Lee?

  Great restaurant, Republic, you've been there?

• 31:55Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, have you been there?

• 31:56Speaker 06

  I haven't, is it in Los Angeles?

• 31:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's on La Brea.

• 31:59Speaker 06

  Amazing.

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  You've never been there?

• 32:01Speaker 06

  No, I don't go to restaurants.

• 32:02Speaker 05

  You should invite your wife to go.

• 32:03Speaker 06

  That sounds nice.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  You don't go to restaurants?

• 32:05Speaker 06

  I don't really do a lot.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Next thing, we'll talk about that later, but next thing, what's the next, the positive thing about marriage?

• 32:11Speaker 06

  Next positive thing about, um, having a person who actually understands you and can offer you understanding.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 32:20Speaker 06

  Man, I read for this.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  Sign out real quick, my man. Hey, he did that thing again.

• 32:25Speaker 05

  What thing?

• 32:25Speaker 04

  He said, you don't go to restaurants?

• 32:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's okay.

• 32:28Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 32:28Speaker 06

  I'm, I'm not, I've, I found myself more forgiving of microaggressions than the average person, right? Like, who needs it? Team Seth over here, baby. Who wants to get that sensitive? Can't be so sensitive.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  You betrayed me that fast?

• 32:40Speaker 06

  That's what all my bullets.

• 32:41Speaker 05

  Bobby's looking at him.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  You're now Seth's fucking defender?

• 32:44Speaker 04

  No, it's because you. You said.

• 32:46Bobby Lee?

  I fly you out here from Texas every fucking week and this is how you fucking treat?

• 32:51Speaker 06

  He thinks he's trying to help you grow.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's true.

• 32:53Speaker 06

  By pointing out.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  You're so proud, thank you.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, you're right, I should have said that.

• 32:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Cat, next thing?

• 32:59Speaker 05

  Oh, next thing. Um, well, I, we own pets together and that's nice to do that with someone. I have five rabbits. And that's something we take care of.

• 33:10Speaker 06

  Oh. Yeah, animal companionship is a great, it's pretty, it's pretty unique.

• 33:15Bobby Lee?

  But rabbits, rabbits?

• 33:17Speaker 06

  Look, you can have whatever, man.

• 33:18Speaker 05

  Hey, don't, like, microaggression me.

• 33:20Speaker 06

  I know people with lizards, I know people with birds.

• 33:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but one, five, five lizards?

• 33:26Speaker 06

  Usually if you're into it, unless you've made besties with a Komodo that's territorial. You're like, fuck it, all these lizards can be in a pile.

• 33:35Speaker 05

  Uh, I will say we started with two and then we got five.

• 33:39Speaker 06

  Cause they had sex.

• 33:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, they had sex.

• 33:40Speaker 06

  That's the thing, you gotta get safe sex if you don't want to.

• 33:43Speaker 05

  Oh, that's a positive of marriage, sex. Sex, yeah.

• 33:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, sex is great.

• 33:47Speaker 05

  That's good.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Or Asian condoms, they have little, right? I have Asian condoms, they can use some.

• 33:50Speaker 05

  You can, what? No, not on the rabbits.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 33:54Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 33:55Bobby Lee?

  I have Asian comics, condoms maybe they'll fit on the rabbit.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, that probably fit in.

• 34:00Bobby Lee?

  So, um.

• 34:02Speaker 06

  Is that, is that like just a general slam of Asians?

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was confused. Well, there's different sizes, I have some sizes for myself, is what I'm saying, is that a slam?

• 34:12Speaker 06

  Are you a manufacturer of prophylactics? What is even happening here?

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  No, I go online, I go to Japan, I'll get some.

• 34:18Speaker 06

  Oh, you buy a lot of condoms?

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm kidding, dude, let's move on. Yeah, and my penis is very thick, it wasn't even a bit, I was just throwing it out there.

• 34:24Speaker 06

  I've got a fucking Coke bottle, I've got, I've got, I've got a straight up Pringles can.

• 34:29Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 34:33Bobby Lee?

  So, so.

• 34:34Speaker 06

  I'm hanging monster.

• 34:37Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 34:39Bobby Lee?

  So, so what you're saying is, uh, so you have a house or an apartment?

• 34:46Speaker 05

  A studio apartment.

• 34:47Bobby Lee?

  A studio apartment, so do they poo and pee inside the, I'm just curious.

• 34:51Speaker 06

  Wait a second.

• 34:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, here we go.

• 34:54Speaker 06

  You've heard this a lot of times.

• 34:55Speaker 05

  Five rabbits in a studio apartment.

• 34:56Speaker 06

  Well, it feels like you're already way ahead of this, so having answered this question so many times, tell me, how you guys are staying married?

• 35:05Speaker 05

  Because we live in a studio apartment with five rabbits? Wait, what?

• 35:08Speaker 06

  Are you just on, it feels like you both, do you both need more space?

• 35:11Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 35:13Speaker 06

  Do you both work outside of the house?

• 35:15Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, so we, we work outside of the house, but we're, we, we sleep together in the same bed.

• 35:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 35:21Speaker 05

  In, with five rabbits.

• 35:22Speaker 06

  Do the rabbits sleep in the bed?

• 35:23Speaker 05

  What was it? No, no, no, they have hutches. Ah.

• 35:26Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 35:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  There's a full-blown hutch in your house?

• 35:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, most of the house is a hutch.

• 35:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I used to have a couple, but you know, I mean, a lot of space.

• 35:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:35Speaker 06

  What do you do about smells? And counterbalancing smell quality or air quality in the place where you sleep?

• 35:43Speaker 05

  So we open the windows.

• 35:45Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 35:45Speaker 05

  And then every other day, we have to clean the rabbits.

• 35:49Speaker 06

  Of course.

• 35:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:50Speaker 06

  It's a lot of work.

• 35:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:51Speaker 06

  Well, you know, it's babies, a lot, babies, a lot of work.

• 35:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:56Bobby Lee?

  But is it worth it? I mean, I don't know, because I've never owned a rabbit. I have four dogs and three cats.

• 36:01Speaker 05

  Oh, what the heck?

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  I live in a house.

• 36:03Speaker 05

  That's okay.

• 36:04Bobby Lee?

  And I have a backyard, I could just open up the backyard, they all run out of there.

• 36:07Speaker 06

  It is that same thing though, right? Like, is it worth it, right? The love that you get from a dog.

• 36:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 36:12Speaker 06

  Constitutes you grabbing its warm feces in a bag in your hand.

• 36:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, my rabbits have little marble poop.

• 36:19Speaker 06

  You're so intimate with this dog, with this animal, you better really love it, right? So it's usually like, yeah, that's worth it.

• 36:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you convinced me. I get the rabbits.

• 36:28Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 36:28Bobby Lee?

  But, but, you know, a real question about rabbits though, and I don't know if you know, have you met a rabbit?

• 36:32Speaker 06

  I had, when I was a teenager, I had a rabbit, and then I got two rabbits. And then I eventually had to get, had to give them away.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 36:40Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 36:41Speaker 06

  It was just like I was like doing things, traveling so much, couldn't care take them, couldn't give them a care take, I'm that kind of stuff.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  But can you have a bond with rabbits? Like, when rabbits, do they identify you and they run towards you by the name?

• 36:52Speaker 05

  All the time.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 36:53Speaker 05

  Blueberry, yeah, my.

• 36:54Bobby Lee?

  You have one called Blueberry.

• 36:55Speaker 05

  Alpha Bunny is Blueberry, yeah.

• 36:57Bobby Lee?

  Give me another name of your rabbit.

• 36:58Speaker 05

  Penelope.

• 36:59Bobby Lee?

  Penelope.

• 36:59Speaker 05

  Puffin.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  Puffin.

• 37:00Speaker 05

  Duck.

• 37:01Bobby Lee?

  Duck.

• 37:01Speaker 05

  Fluffin.

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  And Fluffin. Wow.

• 37:03Speaker 06

  Why do you name your, your animal after another animal?

• 37:07Speaker 05

  This is the autistic, he's a little bit autistic that one.

• 37:09Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah. Oh. You just let him have it. Yeah. That's sweet.

• 37:12Bobby Lee?

  All right, so we got a couple of pauses out there. Give me some negatives of marriage.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 37:17Speaker 06

  Um, you, you really fucking have to check yourself in ways that are uncomfortable. Cause you're constantly holding the other person accountable for their efforts on behalf of your marriage. And as a result, you're constantly like, God, am I, am I like, I'm being unreasonable. I'm, I'm the asshole. I should have said, I didn't have to say that. I should have said that. I just, why didn't I just get that? You know, if I had done the thing I said I would do, we wouldn't even be talking right now. You know what I mean?

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 37:45Speaker 06

  So you gotta check your, and, and also, oh, I promised I would be more patient. I promised I would not have a reaction. It's, it's all things that I'm personally, that I like to either exhibit or not exhibit. And I get called on it at a rate that is sometimes really challenging.

• 38:06Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. Well, you, you get it. You get it. You guys both are married.

• 38:11Speaker 06

  You're married a long time.

• 38:12Speaker 00

  Probably the biggest negative, but also a positive, I guess.

• 38:14Speaker 06

  It's a positive, but man, it just, like, it hits you. Well, cause when you really love somebody and when you're really that intimate with somebody, they can cut you deeper faster than anybody. And especially when you're together a long time, you'll have cumulative, like, emotions related to certain kinds of conflicts. And your ability to resolve or not to resolve them together will be its own thing. And so, but, but it's constantly like back up in your face. Are you doing it? Are you doing the work? Are you being cool? Oh, my God. Are you doing what you're saying?

• 38:49Bobby Lee?

  Sounds like a nightmare.

• 38:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  It just sounds like a nightmare.

• 38:53Speaker 06

  But I'll tell you what it is, man. When you can really get it, when you really hit that harmony with your partner, it's, it is like jazz, right? Like you have this expert musician and you've been training with them and playing with them for years.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 39:07Speaker 06

  And sometimes that fucking beat goes and you're like, yeah, this is, this is us. We're magic together.

• 39:11Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 39:12Speaker 06

  So I'll never let that go. That's what I always fight for.

• 39:14Bobby Lee?

  That's what, you have children as well?

• 39:16Speaker 06

  We have a child, yeah.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  One child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me one negative and then we'll move on from this section.

• 39:20Speaker 05

  I don't.

• 39:24Bobby Lee?

  The five rabbit thing?

• 39:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:26Speaker 05

  I feel like I, um...

• 39:27Speaker 06

  What's the one negative?

• 39:30Speaker 05

  I just feel like I'm not, I don't know if I have all the awareness there yet.

• 39:33Speaker 06

  You won't give me the anal, anal, anal. I just asked for the anal.

• 39:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, anal can be both a pro and a con, right?

• 39:43Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 39:44Speaker 06

  I've never done it, so let's move on from the anal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not my thing.

• 39:47Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Can I?

• 39:48Speaker 05

  But how do you know if you-

• 39:49Speaker 06

  I don't like dark places. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:52Speaker 05

  Um, sometimes, um, uh, snoring is hard.

• 39:57Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 39:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:58Speaker 06

  That's a negative?

• 39:59Speaker 05

  I don't, what the hell? I didn't know that we were going in with like Dr. Phil over here. I had no idea.

• 40:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we just talk about some of these things?

• 40:10Speaker 05

  I thought we were gonna keep it light, anal and snoring.

• 40:14Speaker 06

  Keeping it light, how's that working out for you?

• 40:17Speaker 05

  Obviously not well. Obviously not great.

• 40:20Speaker 06

  What, what, what, what was the last fight, what was the last fight about?

• 40:23Speaker 05

  Oh, the last fight was about sweeping.

• 40:27Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 40:27Speaker 05

  I wanted to sweep.

• 40:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 40:29Speaker 05

  And he wasn't doing it right. And then he, and then he's like, I'm taking the broom. And I was like, don't you take the broom? And then, um, that was it.

• 40:37Speaker 06

  That sounds, it sounds like a control-

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  There's an underlying-

• 40:40Speaker 06

  Issue at its base, at its root.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  Sucks. What the heck?

• 40:43Speaker 06

  Well, just that it's rude. It sounds like you, he wasn't doing it right.

• 40:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know. That's on me.

• 40:49Speaker 06

  Well, it is a little-

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for sure on you.

• 40:51Speaker 06

  Yeah, can you could, you-

• 40:52Speaker 05

  Well, I learned.

• 40:53Speaker 06

  No, no, no, but you can-

• 40:54Speaker 05

  And now he sweeps.

• 40:55Speaker 06

  You guys can have a positive thing where it's like, hey, I see you wanna make that effort. I really appreciate that you wanna sweep. I have to tell you, it makes me crazy.

• 41:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:04Speaker 06

  If you sweep this way, and it would help my brain if you just swept this way.

• 41:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:09Speaker 06

  Can you do that for me?

• 41:09Speaker 05

  I've, I-

• 41:10Speaker 06

  And then I bet he would be like, I'd love to. And you won't have to scream, give me the bra!

• 41:15Speaker 05

  You're right.

• 41:16Speaker 06

  It's tough. It's tough, man. It's really fucking tough in there. I've been screaming about the bra, screaming about the fucking broom.

• 41:22Speaker 05

  Oh, you scream about the broom.

• 41:24Speaker 06

  Yeah, and then I have to be like, why'd you do that, man? We already talked, we talked about this, dude.

• 41:27Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 41:27Speaker 06

  And then I'm like Leo in, once upon a time in Hollywood, I'm like, if you're gonna ask for that fucking broom, one more, I'm gonna kill you.

• 41:38Speaker 05

  Seth gets it.

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, I'm gonna ask another question about, if you don't mind.

• 41:44Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 41:45Bobby Lee?

  You have a question? You go first. Cause I know it has gonna be-

• 41:48Speaker 06

  Did we already start recording?

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  I know this is gonna have nothing to do with what we're talking about.

• 41:53Speaker 04

  Yes it is.

• 41:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but let's see what it is.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  I'm on, I'm the same-

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Let's see, you're brilliant, Scooby Doo, let's go.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Do the Scooby Doo impression.

• 42:03Speaker 04

  Wait, okay, wait.

• 42:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cause he did some impressions, I don't know what he was doing.

• 42:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 42:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 42:09Speaker 04

  Okay, wait, hold on.

• 42:09Speaker 06

  Was it a Scooby Doo?

• 42:10Speaker 04

  Shaggy.

• 42:11Speaker 06

  Shaggy?

• 42:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

• 42:12Speaker 04

  No.

• 42:13Speaker 06

  Little bit of comfort if you're trying to take his job.

• 42:15Speaker 04

  My bad, look. This is about marriage. You guys can agree with this too, like-

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  You're not married.

• 42:22Speaker 04

  I know, we're on the same boat, bro.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 42:25Speaker 00

  You and I man the same boat.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  That sounds so-

• 42:28Speaker 05

  That is, that sounds weird.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  That hurt, that hurt. We're on the same boat.

• 42:31Speaker 06

  But you're also in like several other boats at the same time.

• 42:34Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that's true.

• 42:35Speaker 06

  Yeah, this is one boat.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, go ahead.

• 42:39Speaker 04

  What do you guys deal with like the, like, the bowel movements, like?

• 42:43Speaker 05

  Oh yeah.

• 42:43Speaker 06

  What are you talking about? With the baby?

• 42:45Speaker 04

  No, like with you guys-

• 42:46Speaker 06

  Being married?

• 42:47Speaker 04

  Taking poop.

• 42:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, we don't poop in the same room.

• 42:50Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 42:50Speaker 04

  Does it smell, does it smell? Do you think, does your smell, does her smell?

• 42:54Speaker 05

  Are you scared to poop?

• 42:55Speaker 06

  This is the crazy, is that what you're curious about? Yeah, um-

• 42:58Speaker 04

  Like, I'm a shy pooper, that's why.

• 43:00Speaker 06

  Oh, you're a shy pooper?

• 43:01Speaker 05

  I'm shy pooping too.

• 43:02Speaker 06

  Listen dude, when you're married-

• 43:06Speaker 04

  On hotels, I have to, I can't use the restroom in the, in the room after you go to the lobby.

• 43:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I do that sometimes, and put the faucet on.

• 43:14Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 43:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 04

  Cause nobody's in there.

• 43:16Speaker 06

  You do what you gotta do, man. That may, that may cause you other kinda trouble down the road, so you might wanna really dig into why? Why?

• 43:25Speaker 05

  Have you always been comfortable pooping in front of people?

• 43:27Speaker 06

  So, I started acting professionally when I was seven years old. And I got thrown into some of the most insane situations that human beings get thrown into. And no matter what is happening, you gotta say your fucking line when they call action. So, I've gotten very good at compartmentalizing. I've gotten incredibly good about focusing on priorities. Um, and things that have to do with shame or embarrassment, I cast those off as quickly as possible because, you know, as a comedian, you know-

• 44:06Speaker 06

  You gotta be shameless to be funny. And you have to let people see something familiar, even if it's embarrassing, to get the laugh. And so, you know, I'm not trying to take a shit in this porta potty. And then let everybody else contend with it. But if I'm sharing a hotel room with people, we'll just like take effort. We'll get a candle. We'll turn a fan on. We'll, one of my favorite tricks.

• 44:36Speaker 05

  Get a candle.

• 44:37Speaker 06

  This is a really dangerous trick, but it's really good. You know how sometimes you light a match? You can also like burn a tiny piece of toilet paper. But you gotta do it directly over the toilet or you might set the bathroom on fire.

• 44:46Speaker 05

  Or smoke a blunt in there.

• 44:48Speaker 06

  You don't, you can't do that.

• 44:49Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 44:50Speaker 06

  Unless you turn the shower on with the door closed and have all of the vents open. And you know what I mean?

• 44:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 44:57Speaker 06

  Because otherwise they're gonna notice the smoke alarm will go off and unless you're, unless you're Snoop, you're gonna get kicked out of the hotel. That is the best.

• 45:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, what I did the other night because I had.

• 45:08Speaker 06

  Nobody would kick Snoop out of the hotel. They'd be like, there's a fucking blunt up here. Snoop would be like, yeah, no shit. And they're like, oh, sorry, Mr. Dog.

• 45:15Bobby Lee?

  So I had a lady spend the night the other night and I'd been, I'd been constipated for four days. So then she gave me a tea, some Asian tea. And I, boy, do I regret drinking it. My God, it was like, it was like Pompeii, you know?

• 45:29Speaker 06

  And she was in the other room?

• 45:30Bobby Lee?

  She was in the other room.

• 45:32Speaker 05

  Don't you have multiple bathrooms though?

• 45:34Bobby Lee?

  I do, but I have a housekeeper that lives downstairs.

• 45:36Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, so, and the other.

• 45:38Speaker 06

  A living housekeeper?

• 45:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:40Speaker 06

  Incredible.

• 45:41Bobby Lee?

  Hello?

• 45:44Bobby Lee?

  But anyway, she's kind of a family member.

• 45:46Speaker 06

  Oh, I love that.

• 45:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But, uh, thank you. But anyway, um, upstairs, right? And I do a session in there. And it, I don't know if you know this or not also, when you're, when you're constipated for like two or three days and then when you do release, right? It's, it's.

• 46:01Speaker 05

  Niagara Falls.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Not, not, I know I said that earlier, but thank you.

• 46:04Speaker 05

  In Pompeii?

• 46:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I did. Thank you.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Two different.

• 46:08Speaker 06

  Two different. Institutions in there. One is a controlled natural wonder. And the other one is an iconic disaster.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  Not the same.

• 46:19Speaker 06

  One, people go on the honeymoon. And it's a weirdly contested territory space. And the other one was the death of thousands of thousands of people, yeah.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  So anyway, um, when you're constipated, it just smells a lot more robust and pungent.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  Fermented.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Fermented. Spent longer in your body. Yeah, in your body. So I did a sash, I went into the thing and I just looked at her in the eyes and I go, "I'm just so sorry."

• 46:49Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, "Yeah, what do you mean?" And I go, "I, it just, I wouldn't go in there for the next hour."

• 46:57Speaker 01

  An hour?

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  And she goes, "And I, and I, you know, you know, I have a lot of, I have a lot of colognes." I did like a Tom Ford.

• 47:04Speaker 06

  Oh no.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  I did like an old school Cool Water.

• 47:08Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, I did some EC Miagi, some old bottle of EC Miagi.

• 47:13Speaker 06

  She just walked into 1990s Macy's at the Beverly Center.

• 47:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did some old colognes in there.

• 47:20Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 47:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then eventually it mixes in and then you can kind of get through it. Yeah, a musky. Yeah, yeah. But very good question, Henry. Would you like to do some of the impressions that you had earlier or no?

• 47:44Bobby Lee?

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• 47:54Bobby Lee?

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• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a musky. Yeah, yeah. But very good question, Heimer. Would you like to do some of the impressions that you had earlier or no?

• 49:38Speaker 04

  Can I?

• 49:39Speaker 06

  You do whatever you want, man. I'm not easily offended.

• 49:42Speaker 04

  Can you judge them?

• 49:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:43Speaker 06

  Can I grade them?

• 49:44Speaker 04

  No, can you judge?

• 49:46Speaker 06

  Judge them? Rate them, one through ten. All right, sure.

• 49:48Speaker 04

  Well, can Bobby?

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  I don't know anything. When you were doing it, I had no idea.

• 49:51Speaker 05

  You have to slate him and tell him what to do.

• 49:53Bobby Lee?

  And action. Is that what you want? Slate.

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Sound.

• 49:59Speaker 06

  All right, Heimer's impressions, take one.

• 50:00Speaker 04

  Yeah. Hey, this is Heimer. Shaggy. Like, man. Scoob, let's get out of here.

• 50:09Speaker 06

  It's not bad. I can hear the Shaggy in it. It sounds a little more like Morty from Rick and Morty. Wow.

• 50:17Speaker 04

  Oh, geez, Rick, you don't even like know. Why don't we're not even, oh, boy.

• 50:23Speaker 05

  That's nice.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  Is it like the first part that sounds like? Cause Shaggy's so, uh, it's a very, it's like a high, like, like, like, geez, Scoob.

• 50:33Speaker 06

  You know what I mean?

• 50:36Speaker 06

  Okay, now, now you heard it.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  It's like a little bit. Like, let's go out there and see if there's a sandwich.

• 50:45Bobby Lee?

  This is like voiceover lessons. So try it again with the notes.

• 50:52Speaker 06

  I think I've also been practicing like far longer.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Don't do this, don't do this.

• 50:56Speaker 06

  Okay. I watched Robot Chicken since a kid, so. Ah, how old are you? Me, 29. I love that. Isn't that funny, right? We made this show so long ago that people are like, I've watched that my whole life. And I'm like, good on you, man.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, another one?

• 51:12Speaker 06

  I feel like I'm so deep in this guy's brain. You've watched our show since you're a child. We got you good, buddy. I won't steer you wrong.

• 51:19Speaker 05

  Do the Trump, maybe the Trump one for him?

• 51:21Speaker 06

  Oh, Shaggy was done Trump.

• 51:23Speaker 05

  And deporting immigrants, I think that's what you mean.

• 51:27Speaker 04

  That was one of the craziest parts.

• 51:28Speaker 06

  That's like such an unnecessary mashup. Like you could just do Trump and he's the.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  Let's make it topical. Let's, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:35Speaker 06

  Like, man, let's demolish ICE.

• 51:40Speaker 04

  Seth, thoughts on the.

• 51:43Speaker 06

  It's, I don't think it needs, because Trump is so funny on his own. Bobby, Bobby, I just have to tell you, I thought you're so interesting. You're such a man. You're also a little man. Not that that's a bad thing. I put you in my pocket. I would take Bobby Lee.

• 52:01Speaker 06

  The General Lee was a great vehicle. The Duke's a hazard. That was a show. You remember the show? Got a show for us. That's what I did to Iran, but not really.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Very, very good.

• 52:12Speaker 06

  I definitely busted those bunkers, but not so much. They were bunk beds.

• 52:16Bobby Lee?

  Very good.

• 52:17Speaker 06

  Everyone was having.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  Cat, do you have one?

• 52:18Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 52:23Speaker 05

  I am orange.

• 52:28Bobby Lee?

  Very good, yeah, yeah.

• 52:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 52:30Speaker 06

  Was it just a truck?

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  That's it.

• 52:33Bobby Lee?

  Do you do any, you do any impressions, Cat?

• 52:35Speaker 05

  Oh, yes. Give me, just maybe come up with one.

• 52:39Speaker 06

  Fred Flintstone. Julianne Moore.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  Julianne Moore, is that right?

• 52:46Speaker 06

  I tried, I tried to give it to you, but just because your natural speaking mannerisms so close to her that.

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:53Speaker 06

  And then you gave her a British.

• 52:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 05

  Julianne Moore.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  You know who that is?

• 52:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who's Julianne Moore? Do you know Julianne Moore? You name me a movie, Julianne Moore was it? She's doing Andrews for sure. Yeah. You know, I think you do good British. How about this? You're the, alright. You're, you're, you're, you're the Queen's helper, right? And she needs to be at a meeting.

• 53:14Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 53:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it's like, oh, I'm getting, it's late for my meeting. Yeah. Late for my meeting. And then, knock, knock. Yeah.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  Queen, it's time to go to your meeting. Hurry up.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  No, Julianne Moore was better. That's a little too abrasive. That was more witchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:37Speaker 06

  Yes, I've employed one of the deep.

• 53:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 53:40Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 53:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Channel Julianne Moore, based on the photo, to the Queen. Go ahead. I think she was trying to do this. Oh, Andrew.

• 53:48Speaker 05

  Love.

• 53:49Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:50Speaker 05

  What is it? A spoonful? Oh, no, that's, um.

• 53:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, this is, this is Mary Poppins and Sound of Music.

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  Do.

• 53:59Speaker 05

  A do.

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's what you're going A? You go, you go A.

• 54:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's the alphabet song, right, guys?

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do.

• 54:08Speaker 05

  A deer.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  A female deer. Ray. A drop of golden sun.

• 54:13Speaker 06

  Also Ray Donovan, I love that.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You know the rest?

• 54:17Speaker 05

  B. A name.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 54:21Speaker 05

  I call myself.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:23Speaker 05

  Far.

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  A long, long way to run. Yeah. Yeah, great movie. Sound of Music.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  D. A drink with jam and bread.

• 54:30Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 54:31Speaker 06

  Before that is.

• 54:32Speaker 05

  B.

• 54:33Speaker 06

  So.

• 54:34Speaker 05

  A little bit.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:36Speaker 06

  Tea.

• 54:37Speaker 05

  Do. A do. A do of, uh, do a D, no.

• 54:43Speaker 08

  What was the next one?

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, you.

• 54:45Speaker 06

  Oh, that brings you back to Do. Do, do, do.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Do, do, do. I told you.

• 54:49Speaker 06

  Also, years of musical.

• 54:50Bobby Lee?

  I played Kurt in Sound of Music.

• 54:53Speaker 06

  Oh, that's right.

• 54:54Bobby Lee?

  In high school, remember I told you the story? And I go, when I got cast, I go, yeah, I know the Gary Rab audition. He's white.

• 55:02Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  They're like, yeah, I think we make it different. I go, yeah, but I'm one of the kids. It's gonna be weird. You know what I mean?

• 55:08Speaker 06

  We could have adopted.

• 55:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but they didn't, they wouldn't change the lines either.

• 55:12Speaker 08

  Oh.

• 55:12Speaker 06

  Oh, really?

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so when, I remember the opening night, when we walked down the stairs, there was a three-minute applause break once they saw me of laughter. I just looked like I didn't belong.

• 55:23Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  And every time I would say, I am Kurt, whatever the fucking line is, right? Huge laughter. I ruined the play. And then afterwards, I go, as a kid, I was like, please change the lines. Like, justify why I'm there. You know what I mean? Like, you know, we adopted him, you know what I mean? Or he plays out in the sun too much. You know what I mean? Or he's got Down syndrome, or whatever it might, whatever, whatever it might be, put it in the line so that I don't get laughs every fucking time I walk down those fucking stairs. Don't you think?

• 55:56Speaker 06

  I don't know. I would have, I would have, like, maybe, I've been like, God, I'm really killing this laugh.

• 56:02Speaker 06

  How can I fucking stretch this? I feel like every time I talk, it's funny.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:06Speaker 06

  What if I talk all the ti- like, I would be definitely.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  Milk it.

• 56:09Speaker 08

  Milk it.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

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• 56:47Speaker 08

  Like, lean into it. Wait, is it Kurt?

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  I am a Kurt. That's what you would do, right Seth?

• 56:53Speaker 01

  I could, I'm a Japanese.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  Right, and just added the lines, improvised it.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  That's a great idea.

• 57:00Speaker 06

  That would have been very good.

• 57:03Speaker 06

  I love, I love the idea you singing like do re mi with a hard accent.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  Do, do, a deer, a female deer, deer, deer. Ray, oh son.

• 57:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, that would have been good.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  That sounds like a dictator song. Why, you, you, you say another Kim Jong-un reference or what? Yeah. Fuck you.

• 57:24Speaker 06

  Or you could even say like, uh, Ray, Ray, you could say Ray like the Osaka sun.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Ray, just like the Osaka sun. Oh, we rewrite it, but sing it right. So do, a deer, you know what I mean? A Japanese a deer.

• 57:40Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Ray, I don't like Osaka, Osaka sun. What's the next line?

• 57:46Speaker 06

  Me.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Me, a name.

• 57:48Speaker 05

  Me Osaka.

• 57:50Speaker 06

  I call myself.

• 57:51Bobby Lee?

  Me, a name, but my Japanese name is also, you know what I mean? Minglong. I don't know, we'd have to figure it out, yeah. Why did you put your eyes on, you were thinking, George?

• 58:01Speaker 07

  The obvious is me so horny and uh.

• 58:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, oh. Me, oh me so horny. Yeah, that's good. Right, you're right, you're very good. Obviously. Obviously.

• 58:12Speaker 06

  I mean, it's probably not gonna go up at the, the, the high school like that, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean? If, okay, let me ask you, you're.

• 58:19Speaker 06

  You think at the high school?

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  You're a high school director, right? And I did that, what would you say to me after?

• 58:24Speaker 05

  Bravo.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  I said me, me so horny, all that stuff, what would you say to me afterward?

• 58:27Speaker 06

  Hey Bobby.

• 58:28Bobby Lee?

  Hey John.

• 58:29Speaker 06

  Listen, obviously.

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  I thought it went well, I killed.

• 58:32Speaker 06

  I thought you did too, I have to tell you.

• 58:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:34Speaker 06

  That was hilarious.

• 58:35Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 58:36Speaker 06

  Here's, here's the downside.

• 58:38Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:38Speaker 06

  This show.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:40Speaker 06

  Can't be hilarious.

• 58:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, why? Because there's Nazis in it?

• 58:43Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 58:44Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, they're barely in it.

• 58:46Speaker 06

  I don't disagree with you. Here's the thing, I love.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  He's so brilliant. Yeah, go ahead.

• 58:53Speaker 06

  No, you're right.

• 58:53Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, John.

• 58:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, the Nazis talk too much.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  All right. Oh, so you're the coach of the basketball team. What are you directing this play for?

• 58:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, what's going on?

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, Kimberly. Thank you, Kimberly.

• 59:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, no worries.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Chime in, Raul, because I got laughs. Raul, I got laughs. Chime in.

• 59:07Speaker 06

  I haven't, uh, look, it's true. We haven't won a championship in five years.

• 59:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:11Speaker 06

  They're slowly trying to edge me out.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  Focus on that, maybe.

• 59:14Speaker 06

  Well, I have been.

• 59:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:16Speaker 06

  This is, I think, the job they're trying to give me.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, OK.

• 59:20Speaker 06

  Full disclosure, my heart hasn't been into it. But you're inspiring me, Bobby.

• 59:24Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 59:24Speaker 06

  And I want to change this, this historic text that's been repeated.

• 59:29Speaker 05

  This could be your big shot.

• 59:30Speaker 06

  Exactly, as if it was Mamet.

• 59:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, let me ask you this. Gary auditioned for Kurt. Why didn't you cast him?

• 59:36Speaker 05

  Gary's gay.

• 59:37Speaker 06

  You know, he's not good.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think my, my skills are better?

• 59:41Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude. Thanks, man.

• 59:44Speaker 06

  Your audition was amazing.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude.

• 59:46Speaker 06

  Like, all this comedy, I think you're just, I think you're even overreaching. Like, you don't need to. You're, this performance is so grounded.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  So I can just get a visual laugh?

• 59:54Speaker 05

  Maybe try the basketball team.

• 59:56Speaker 06

  You can, you can work that laugh.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 59:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  You guys don't know what you guys are talking about. You think I'm handsome, Yang?

• 1:00:01Speaker 06

  Do you think you could work? But do you think you'd play basketball, too?

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, or you want to?

• 1:00:06Speaker 06

  You're so fucking fast.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you want to make fun of me? Oh, you really think so?

• 1:00:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, buddy.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  You, you want me to, you know what? John, you know what I've known about you since I've been in school?

• 1:00:15Speaker 06

  My career is on the fucking line, Bobby. I'm looking for any kind of hero.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  You on the court.

• 1:00:20Speaker 06

  OK. And I think you could do it. I've seen you be great in this play.

• 1:00:23Bobby Lee?

  Am I getting fired from this play? I feel like I'm getting fired from this play.

• 1:00:28Speaker 06

  No, no, we're both pulling double duty, buddy.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  But what do you think, Cindy?

• 1:00:31Speaker 06

  Double duty.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  I thought it was Kimberly.

• 1:00:33Bobby Lee?

  Kimberly, I'm sorry, Kimberly, sorry, sorry. And you're doing a great front line, Maria Kimberly. Yeah, she's doing great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:40Speaker 05

  Um, I think that if you just focused on, um,

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:45Speaker 05

  your relationship. To the character.

• 1:00:48Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 1:00:48Speaker 05

  And just really buckle down. Really just established, yeah.

• 1:00:53Speaker 06

  We just can't say me so horny.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we get you.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, John.

• 1:00:56Speaker 06

  That's really my only note.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  And Raul, you're playing the dog. You know what I mean? Yeah, and I don't know.

• 1:01:01Speaker 04

  John.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't think there's a dog, you know what, John, wait, hold on. John, I don't think there's a dog in The Sound of Music.

• 1:01:07Speaker 06

  No, no, the prin- the principal has a new puppy that his wife is incredibly excited about and we promised we'd give the fucking dog a walk on.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, so.

• 1:01:15Speaker 06

  They're building up.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, alright, so very good barking.

• 1:01:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you guys, you guys don't know what we're talking about. That was horrible.

• 1:01:22Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:01:23Speaker 04

  Gary did better.

• 1:01:24Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 1:01:25Speaker 04

  You see that kid Gary, Gary Oldman?

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  Oldman?

• 1:01:28Speaker 04

  He's gonna.

• 1:01:29Bobby Lee?

  Oldman?

• 1:01:30Speaker 04

  Whatever his name is, Gary Oldman. He's gonna be a good actor.

• 1:01:33Bobby Lee?

  Can we break down this, um, can we, let's break down this, uh, improv real quick.

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  Right, we're suddenly like forty years in the past.

• 1:01:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, also.

• 1:01:40Speaker 06

  Maybe longer, cause Gary's like sixty-six.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, and you also, um, you went negative, right? You didn't agree, you know what I mean, you.

• 1:01:48Speaker 06

  Oh, you want me to agree?

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Well, all the rules of fucking improv is you're supposed to agree, so the world is built that I got it and this, it just felt like weird.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  We were a piece in a pod.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, went off track a little bit, yeah.

• 1:01:59Speaker 06

  And then we all flew into space, guys.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:03Speaker 06

  I mean, yes and, but also, do we have a vehicle? Have any of us got any training?

• 1:02:07Bobby Lee?

  Do you still live in the same house?

• 1:02:09Speaker 06

  As what?

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I'm gonna say something, okay? And maybe it's, but, I've never been to your house. Any of your houses, throughout your life.

• 1:02:17Speaker 06

  That's probably true.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  But, uh, it, one hundred percent is.

• 1:02:19Speaker 06

  This might be the longest conversation we've had.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  I know, really, I know.

• 1:02:23Speaker 06

  I think it is.

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

  What's sad?

• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  Wait, what's the history for the audience?

• 1:02:26Speaker 06

  Well, this is the, I met him at, I met him at Mad, and always thought he was awesome.

• 1:02:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:29Speaker 06

  Like, it's as simple as that, and so I've seen everything that he's done ever since, and whenever I see him, I'm like, oh, Bobby.

• 1:02:35Bobby Lee?

  It's always brief conversations, always loving.

• 1:02:37Speaker 06

  We'll see each other at a club, at a comedy club, or at like an event and be like, oh, there's Bobby, good to see you.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:43Speaker 06

  You know what I mean, but we never get to like, hang out or do anything.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  So you're at Comic Con?

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you saw your Comic Con, you were with, I forget who you were with, but we hugged, talked briefly.

• 1:02:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:51Bobby Lee?

  And we just kinda move on our way away, which, which is sad to me.

• 1:02:53Speaker 06

  They're so fucking busy, I know.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Makes me hurt, makes me sad.

• 1:02:55Speaker 06

  I know, bums me out too. Well, that's why I hug you like, a little extra.

• 1:02:58Bobby Lee?

  You do, really do.

• 1:02:59Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:00Speaker 06

  I'll stay in there.

• 1:03:00Bobby Lee?

  And the other day you were with Lillard, I did a show with him once.

• 1:03:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I love Matthew Lillard.

• 1:03:04Speaker 06

  Oh, he's one of my favorite people in the world, yeah.

• 1:03:05Bobby Lee?

  Matthew Lillard, great guy. Now, to talk about Shaggy, was it any Shaggy?

• 1:03:08Speaker 06

  He's Shaggy.

• 1:03:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he is Shaggy.

• 1:03:09Speaker 06

  It's been a bunch of Shaggy, but he's also in, um, uh, Mike Flanagan's new movie, and you know, Pete. A lot of people, Lillard's just an extraordinary actor.

• 1:03:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:19Speaker 06

  Just an extraordinary actor. I've loved him like for as long as I've I've seen him on film. Um, and he is in this new movie with Mike Flanagan and he's unbelievable.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  What's the movie called?

• 1:03:29Speaker 06

  God, what is the movie called? It's, uh, fuck, I'll never come up with it. Somebody's got it for me, though.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Carrie? You'll find it for me.

• 1:03:36Speaker 06

  No, no, it's coming out.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you don't.

• 1:03:38Speaker 06

  It's about to come.

• 1:03:39Bobby Lee?

  So, Kepert, um, when you, when a name comes up and you don't know who they are, you don't have to verbally go, "Who the fuck is that?" You don't have to whisper it into your mind. Yeah, you don't have to go. Shaggy.

• 1:03:48Speaker 05

  Oh, he's so cute.

• 1:03:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's, what's he been in?

• 1:03:51Speaker 05

  He's been in, he's been in Scooby Doo.

• 1:03:53Bobby Lee?

  No, I know, we just said that, though. Give me another thing.

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  And he was also in the show on Netflix with the woman with the big boobs, um, Good Why, uh, Good, Good, The Women.

• 1:04:02Speaker 06

  This is so funny.

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  She played the husband.

• 1:04:03Speaker 06

  It's, uh.

• 1:04:04Speaker 05

  Good Girls.

• 1:04:04Speaker 06

  It's called Good Girls.

• 1:04:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:06Speaker 06

  It's, uh, she's talking about Christina Hendricks.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, right.

• 1:04:09Speaker 06

  And I guess that description's accurate.

• 1:04:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:12Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:04:13Speaker 06

  She's also an Emmy nominated actress.

• 1:04:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, but.

• 1:04:15Speaker 06

  Extraordinary.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Is that Matthew in it? Wow.

• 1:04:18Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He's on screen. Yeah, I did a po, I did a pilot with him called, they tried to do, Problem Child.

• 1:04:27Speaker 06

  What? Someone's gonna remake Problem Child?

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  No, they did it. They did a pilot.

• 1:04:31Speaker 06

  Oh, it's a show?

• 1:04:31Bobby Lee?

  And me and Matthew were in it.

• 1:04:33Speaker 06

  Get the fuck, were you the dog catcher? What are you?

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no. He was the father of the kid. And I played, um, like Matthew's best friend who babysits. I mean, I was a series regular. Obviously, the show didn't go, but that's how I met Matthew.

• 1:04:46Speaker 06

  Was the kid funny? Did they catch?

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  He was a really good kid. Yeah, he became Young Sheldon or B. Sheldon or whatever his name.

• 1:04:51Speaker 06

  Oh, wow.

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  I think it's the same kid. Well, what, no, I don't think it's the same kid. I don't remember, but the kid's doing fine.

• 1:04:57Speaker 06

  Right on.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. The reason why I bring up your house is because I heard there was a tree house in your house. Is that true?

• 1:05:03Speaker 06

  My old apartment.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  There we go.

• 1:05:05Speaker 06

  Uh, I owned a condo for years and, uh, I, I bought it when I was seventeen and then rented it out to like several people and then moved back into it in the early two thousands.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:05:15Speaker 06

  And, uh. I just, I was like, I can't move back into my teenage apartment in my twenties. It feels like a bit of weird regression. And so I, I just gutted the whole place and turned it into like a really special place to come back to. Cause at that time I was traveling so much and I didn't need a lot. And so, you know, like a one bedroom condo with a loft is all I needed. And at the time I had bought a apartment in New York and then was trying to get that renovated and spend time there. And instead, I turned this place in LA into just something really fucking cool. I was like, oh, I could paint these posts of the loft to look like a tree.

• 1:06:00Speaker 06

  And I was like, I actually know people. So I called a guy I know who does visual special effects for the last thirty years. And I was like, hey, man, how do I turn this loft into a, into like a tree house? And we, and we did that. And so you'd walk into the apartment and you'd, there's like a little curtain because you step in. I didn't want every person who delivered me anything to see this ridiculousness I'd spent my money on.

• 1:06:26Speaker 06

  But if you were a guest, you could walk in and it's just like a very safe, calm, like, cool hangout. I had a cool table, a ping pong table. I always had the fridge stocked if I had people over and I would have like twenty, twenty, thirty people over at a time.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so any, so I would hear on the streets, friends.

• 1:06:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Dude, Seth's house. I go, what? It's a tree house? And they would, and they would, but not in a negative way. It was, it's so fucking dope. And you would hear it and you're my, and it, I think back even when he had it, there was no internet. I couldn't look it up, right? So you would just have to just.

• 1:07:04Speaker 06

  Nobody took pictures.

• 1:07:05Bobby Lee?

  People would describe it, describe it. And I would always go, oh my God, that seems so fucking amazing.

• 1:07:12Speaker 06

  It was, it's smaller than anybody could imagine. It was like twelve hundred square feet.

• 1:07:16Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:07:16Speaker 06

  You know, but it was, it's sort of the way you shape it. And then I chose a lot of specific materials and painted in places and.

• 1:07:23Speaker 05

  Did you ever get invited to the tree house?

• 1:07:28Speaker 06

  Well, cuz I don't think we knew each other the same. We like now we.

• 1:07:33Speaker 06

  Well, there's a couple of things. You would have had to been really into ping pong.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm a. Ask him. Who am I? What am I good at?

• 1:07:41Speaker 06

  Are you good at ping pong?

• 1:07:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm a ping pong.

• 1:07:42Speaker 05

  That's his thing.

• 1:07:43Speaker 06

  So here's the thing. Eventually Claire and I are gonna move back into our house. We've had our house renovated for it's taken.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Will you still have the condo?

• 1:07:50Speaker 06

  No, I sold it. I sold it about when we got married, I guess.

• 1:07:53Bobby Lee?

  So then, did the person that bought it, they revert?

• 1:07:57Speaker 06

  No, this was the greatest thing about it. I had a Realtor and they were like, ah, maybe you consider like white wall. And I was like, no, no, no, no, guys. This is, someone's gonna buy this place exactly. And I want to have them three people bid against each other.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  And so it's the same?

• 1:08:09Speaker 06

  I think so. Yeah. I mean, it's years ago.

• 1:08:11Bobby Lee?

  It would be heartbreaking if they changed it.

• 1:08:13Speaker 06

  It would be insane. Yeah, they, I doubt, I can't imagine. It would take so much effort to change it.

• 1:08:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. I mean, I would literally buy it that way, too.

• 1:08:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:21Bobby Lee?

  A treehouse looking place?

• 1:08:23Speaker 05

  I'm in.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  I'm so in.

• 1:08:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:25Speaker 06

  Oh, I did it for them.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like Lord of the Rings-y. Is it Lord of the Rings-y or no?

• 1:08:30Speaker 06

  It was. It's a little sleepy hollow. Like it had, it just all of it was a little spooky. And because all these artists are like genuine VFX nerds, they hid a bunch of shit in it.

• 1:08:40Bobby Lee?

  Mmm.

• 1:08:41Speaker 06

  So there's four trees that hold up the loft and each one of them had some kind of a surprise in it.

• 1:08:48Bobby Lee?

  Here's, I wanna also bring this up. And I don't know, it was a memory. It was a memory when I was younger. It was the first time I ever saw you, I think, on something. It was, I think, a KFC commercial. It was a commercial.

• 1:09:04Speaker 06

  Oh, like a burger commercial?

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  A burger commercial.

• 1:09:06Speaker 06

  The cha-ching commercial.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 1:09:07Speaker 06

  The cha-ching.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It was, it was, when you watch a commercial, right? You know, you've seen commercials on television, right?

• 1:09:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:17Bobby Lee?

  It never sticks out in your mind, right?

• 1:09:19Speaker 05

  The Tempur-Pedic one does sometimes.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  With the wine glass.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, because of the physics?

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you get impressed by physics.

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  What I'm talking about is an actor in it.

• 1:09:31Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Right. I remember at, at, yeah, this. Whoa. Dude, when I saw this as a youngster, I went, who is this kid? They let you do this?

• 1:09:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Did you read this way?

• 1:09:45Speaker 06

  No, this director and I had done a bunch of commercials together already, Mark Storey.

• 1:09:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:50Speaker 06

  And he called me for this. He was like, we're gonna have a great time.

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Mark Storey did this?

• 1:09:53Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:09:54Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, this was a million years ago.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:56Speaker 06

  I think I had just turned seventeen when we did it.

• 1:09:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:09:58Speaker 06

  But I, we had already done like three other commercials together when that commercial came up.

• 1:10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Speaker 06

  And he was like, you, we're gonna do this. And he's like, what are you doing? And I go, I'm studying Nikito. And he's like, oh, show me, show me everything you got.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Do, what, what?

• 1:10:10Speaker 06

  Cause it was this whole joke about like, well, how do we punctuate this and make it funny?

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:14Speaker 06

  What do you want me to do? Wrestling? What do you want me to?

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:16Speaker 06

  Dropkick him? He's like, yeah, whatever.

• 1:10:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:18Speaker 06

  We'll shoot everything.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:19Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 1:10:20Speaker 06

  Look at that spin kick.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Incredible.

• 1:10:22Speaker 06

  Christ, I was practicing.

• 1:10:23Speaker 05

  And the hat just stays on your head.

• 1:10:25Speaker 06

  That was anchored into.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in the nineties.

• 1:10:27Speaker 06

  But this was, this was like ninety-two, maybe.

• 1:10:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Ninety-two.

• 1:10:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:10:32Speaker 05

  The other, the, the, um, the dance, the, the movie where you have sex in the bathroom with the, the.

• 1:10:38Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, Can't Hardly Wait.

• 1:10:40Speaker 05

  I love that movie.

• 1:10:41Speaker 06

  Oh, thanks.

• 1:10:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  Wait, Can't Hardly Wait?

• 1:10:44Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's one of the, Jennifer Love Hewitt's in that.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  Is, is, is Court McCowan in that?

• 1:10:50Speaker 06

  That sounds so familiar. Is Court in that?

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Is Court McCowan in Can't Hardly Wait?

• 1:10:55Speaker 06

  I know that name. Is he in that movie?

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  I don't know if he is. No, it's something, no, he's in another one called, um.

• 1:11:04Speaker 06

  Not Another Teen Movie?

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  It's Another Teen Movie. It's called, um.

• 1:11:07Speaker 06

  Oh, no, I meant the movie Not Another Teen Movie.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  Is that a movie?

• 1:11:11Speaker 06

  With Anna Faris and, uh, yeah.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Can't Buy Me Love.

• 1:11:15Speaker 06

  Oh, no, that's Courtney Gaines.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Court, yeah, Court McCowan was in, uh, Can't Buy Me Love. Not your, yeah.

• 1:11:21Speaker 06

  Oh, is he the football player?

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:24Speaker 06

  I knew that name.

• 1:11:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:26Speaker 06

  I didn't, I didn't work that night, but I stayed to watch them filming that scene. It was such a great scene.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you were in that too?

• 1:11:32Speaker 06

  Uh, Can't Buy Me Love.

• 1:11:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:33Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm the little brother in that.

• 1:11:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:11:36Speaker 06

  I think I had just turned fourteen.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow, Can't Buy Me Love, yeah.

• 1:11:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so Court was in that, yeah, but, um, so you've been working as a baby?

• 1:11:45Speaker 06

  I started working when I was seven.

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my. So you've always been in it?

• 1:11:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:50Speaker 05

  What was your first job?

• 1:11:52Speaker 06

  I did commercials, I did a ton of commercials.

• 1:11:54Speaker 05

  Oh, what was your first commercial?

• 1:11:55Speaker 06

  The first commercial was, uh, John Denver record, industrial record promotion. I don't even think it was like something that was aired on TV.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  You guys, you don't realize, so in my, when I first moved to LA in the nineties, I probably did thirty commercials. You can make a liv-

• 1:12:11Speaker 06

  You can make a living.

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  Living, dude.

• 1:12:13Speaker 06

  I hustled commercials all day.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  All-

• 1:12:15Speaker 06

  All day.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  It got to the point where I would go to a commercial audition and they would, I wouldn't even have to wait in line.

• 1:12:20Speaker 05

  They were just like, you're-

• 1:12:21Bobby Lee?

  No, because I was like, I had booked about like five nationals in a year or something. So then I, I, I remember showing up, they're like, oh, no, Bobby goes first.

• 1:12:28Speaker 06

  All right, Bobby, get in here.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was so cool. That's how I met Kevin Christie from The Comedy Store, Eric Stonestreet. I mean, there was like a bunch of kids back then where I met, what's this?

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  That's yours.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  That's not me.

• 1:12:40Speaker 06

  I'll put your logo?

• 1:12:41Bobby Lee?

  This is-

• 1:12:41Speaker 00

  Are you sure it's not you?

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:45Speaker 00

  It's not you.

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that is me, that is me, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll put your logo, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you would be able to like-

• 1:12:51Speaker 06

  And you know, when you, when you're hustling commercials, man-

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah.

• 1:12:55Speaker 06

  You know what they want.

• 1:12:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:57Speaker 06

  And if you're like, I'm willing to give it to you.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:59Speaker 06

  You'll get all of those commercials. Cause sometimes you're just like two, and I knew all these kids who were, who were working drama jobs too, or working other jobs and they're like, I'm not doing these fucking commercials. And they'd have like the attitude of, I'm not, I'm just filling out this, like-

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:11Speaker 06

  Taking this Polaroid. I was like, I'm gonna take this Polaroid and I'm gonna color some crazy shit on it. They're like, we got Basquiat in the waiting room, like, you know what I mean?

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  Pick that out.

• 1:13:19Speaker 06

  Anything.

• 1:13:19Speaker 00

  Why are you holding a drumstick dancing?

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Because, hell, it's chicken, it's chicken, dude.

• 1:13:23Speaker 06

  And the whole campaign is crazy for the chicken.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:27Speaker 06

  You gotta, look, look how crazy these people are for the chicken. If you don't believe-

• 1:13:30Bobby Lee?

  I believe in chicken.

• 1:13:31Speaker 06

  This motherfucker's crazy for chicken?

• 1:13:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:33Speaker 06

  He's not getting that job.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  But, no, you believe in money.

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, but when you're, when you're poor and desperate, you're like, chicken? Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

• 1:13:44Speaker 06

  Don't do that.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't care.

• 1:13:46Speaker 01

  I've eaten everything.

• 1:13:48Speaker 06

  Don't do that.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  You know chicken. I love chicken, dude.

• 1:13:51Speaker 06

  You know chicken.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  Anything for chicken. I mean, any, any product, you're like, I, I need this money because I have no money. Right? And you're like, if, and I'm sag, I finally got into sag, right? So I was like, I could get this and then you get it and that call. Do you still get high off of calls?

• 1:14:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:14:11Speaker 05

  The avail call or you got it?

• 1:14:13Speaker 06

  No, this is happening. You're gonna go, you're gonna go to work.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:16Speaker 06

  You're, you're gonna make this thing. Whatever it is that you're excited about, when they're like, no, you get to do it. You're just like, fuck, yes, really?

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:22Speaker 06

  And then, and then I'm immediately like, all right, well, let's get the fuck to work.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  Now, I turned something down two weeks ago. Do you still, do you turn things down?

• 1:14:31Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:14:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is it hard?

• 1:14:33Speaker 06

  Uh, it, yes.

• 1:14:34Bobby Lee?

  It's so hard.

• 1:14:35Speaker 06

  It is because whatever it is, even if you don't like it, even if you don't have the time, even if you can't do it, even if you don't like the people, you're still like, fuck, this is a thing though.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  I know that part.

• 1:14:45Speaker 06

  There's that part of me that's always thinking.

• 1:14:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:49Speaker 06

  This will be the last thing that ever, that you ever get to do, yeah.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  Or you do it and it's the greatest thing in the world.

• 1:14:55Speaker 06

  Yeah, I just got to work on a movie that was, it was really nice. It's the first, it's the first time in a while I've gotten to like, go on location and make a movie and really think about it.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  You talking about, or no?

• 1:15:04Speaker 06

  I think so, yeah. It's, uh, currently called The Highest Stakes. The Highest Stakes. But it hasn't got, uh.

• 1:15:11Bobby Lee?

  Who's in it?

• 1:15:12Speaker 06

  Uh, it's me, it's Dylan Walsh, it's, uh, Kevin Dillon, which I know a lot of Entourage fans will be excited to see us reunite on camera. We don't fist fight, guys, I'm sorry.

• 1:15:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um. What is it like? I mean, we're working with old friends, it's so fun.

• 1:15:26Speaker 06

  It's great. Uh, there's also a guy I love named, uh, Charlie Weber, who was on, like, How to Get Away, How to Get Away with Murder, he's great in it. Uh, actress named Chloe Fox.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Um. Where'd you guys shoot?

• 1:15:35Speaker 06

  Uh, we were in Bulgaria.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Bulgaria?

• 1:15:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:38Bobby Lee?

  I've shot. Where'd I shoot? Not Bulgaria. Prague, wait, no. I shot in Hungary once. Hungary, Hungary. Uh, yeah, yeah. Hungary's fun.

• 1:15:46Speaker 06

  It was, it was really cool. Did you get to go around and like see any of the stuff?

• 1:15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I spent like two, two months there, like a month and a half. It was so fun.

• 1:15:51Speaker 06

  Did you go to like the capitals and the palace and all?

• 1:15:53Bobby Lee?

  All that, all that stuff. And it was like, um, it was the pandemic and everyone had to be in a bubble. So it's like you kind of hung out with the, you know, I mean, with the people.

• 1:16:02Speaker 06

  Sure.

• 1:16:02Bobby Lee?

  And then you, I never saw any of those people again.

• 1:16:06Speaker 06

  That's kind of the summer camp.

• 1:16:07Bobby Lee?

  That happens.

• 1:16:08Speaker 06

  Movie making though.

• 1:16:09Bobby Lee?

  Cat, one day you'll be in a movie. Yeah. And you're gonna be somewhere in some foreign land. Okay. You're gonna spend every waking moment with these people. And then, and then you're gonna get, oh, this is a new level of friend.

• 1:16:21Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:16:22Bobby Lee?

  Like I'm at another level. And then when you get back to LA, you'll never see them again.

• 1:16:27Speaker 06

  Well, I will, I will say this, I will say this, both, both versions of that are possible.

• 1:16:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, go ahead.

• 1:16:32Speaker 06

  Cause there's always, there's rare instances. The thing is you'll never not know each other.

• 1:16:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:38Speaker 06

  Right? So if you run into each other, you will always have that point of connection, which is incredibly sincere. And easy to revisit whenever you run into that person. But it is, it is kind of a truth that, you know, you could work with a hundred people. And then never see any of them for the rest of your life. But I've been in this business long enough that I see a lot of the same people.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:17:01Speaker 06

  Over time, I wind up seeing a lot, like this director or this cameraman or this lighting person or this makeup artist or even these performers. You just wind up seeing all the same people.

• 1:17:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:10Speaker 06

  Anybody that doesn't die and doesn't quit, you got, you got a chance to run into them again.

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you also seems like somebody that doesn't have like conflicts with people.

• 1:17:19Speaker 06

  Enemies? I'm real easy to get along with.

• 1:17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're like, yeah.

• 1:17:22Speaker 06

  You gotta have some very egregious violations for me to be like, hey, man, I don't think we should hang out together.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  I mean, have you been in a situation where you, a director talked to you in a certain way where you had to go, hey, man, don't talk to me like that? I've had that.

• 1:17:38Speaker 06

  Definitely been on sets where I've seen things happen that I've had, I've felt the need to get in the mix.

• 1:17:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:17:49Speaker 06

  And say, hey, hey, hey, guys, no, we're not gonna do that. Or whatever it is, you know what I mean?

• 1:17:54Speaker 01

  Is that like a sexual thing?

• 1:17:55Speaker 06

  It can take, it can take.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Is it back to the asshole?

• 1:17:58Speaker 06

  It can take any shape. If somebody's being inappropriate, if somebody's like making someone else uncomfortable, whatever shape that takes, I'll, I'll get in the mix.

• 1:18:05Bobby Lee?

  It was a director by Joe, guy by, I direct, he directed me in a couple things, Joe Pitca. Have you heard of him?

• 1:18:11Speaker 06

  I know that guy, yeah.

• 1:18:11Bobby Lee?

  He was screamer.

• 1:18:12Speaker 06

  I don't know if we ever worked together.

• 1:18:13Bobby Lee?

  He was a screamer, right?

• 1:18:15Speaker 06

  Completely unacceptable.

• 1:18:16Bobby Lee?

  But when you're a young, a screamer?

• 1:18:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's unacceptable.

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when you're a young guy, you don't know, you can't just go, hey, man, I don't like your tone.

• 1:18:23Speaker 06

  No, no, I took a lot of fucking yells at until I realized that, like, oh, this, this guy's not a professional at all.

• 1:18:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, so you have been yelled at, but you haven't said anything?

• 1:18:31Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:32Speaker 06

  Especially when you're, when you're young, especially people, the people who yell, they need to yell at you.

• 1:18:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:18:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, you're not gonna fucking say anything, are you? And I need to yell right now. I feel ineffectual.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:42Speaker 06

  And I haven't prepared correctly, and I'm so upset about it. Everyone's telling me I'm bad at my job. You're bad at your job. That's what I say. You're bad at your fucking job.

• 1:18:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had that.

• 1:18:53Speaker 06

  There's no, you don't deserve that.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Well, we've talked about it, but even recently, I was, you know, I was on an episodic, you know what I mean? And there was a screamer, and I just went to the producers and I go, yeah, I, I know I'm reoccurring on this, but next time, I can't work with this guy. I, I didn't say anything.

• 1:19:09Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But it was just, it's just too much.

• 1:19:12Speaker 01

  Why are people yelling?

• 1:19:14Bobby Lee?

  It's just, if they're, that's a part of their personality sometimes.

• 1:19:17Speaker 06

  Sometimes it is.

• 1:19:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a part of their personality, but like, I just, I'm too old now, and I'm just like, I, I don't need it. You know what I mean?

• 1:19:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:25Bobby Lee?

  You know, which is a blessing.

• 1:19:27Speaker 06

  It is the most wonderful place to get to.

• 1:19:29Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:19:30Speaker 06

  Isn't it great?

• 1:19:31Bobby Lee?

  When you don't need it.

• 1:19:32Speaker 06

  I feel like, I don't know if it was exactly 50, but it was somewhere around 50, and I was like.

• 1:19:37Speaker 01

  I'm good.

• 1:19:38Speaker 06

  I don't care. Me too, dude, dude, how old are you now? Fifty-one. Yeah, I'm fifty-three. You look great. I didn't.

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  They both look great.

• 1:19:47Speaker 06

  Oh, I know that neither of us are soliciting. I'm just letting you know. I think, I think you look great too. Oh, thanks, man. Really great. Thanks. Sunscreen.

• 1:19:55Speaker 05

  Beautiful hair.

• 1:19:55Speaker 06

  And small. I think, yeah, we're youthful, small.

• 1:19:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, they both have beautiful hair.

• 1:20:00Speaker 00

  Everyone's like, let me check that ID. And I'm like, oh, this old thing?

• 1:20:05Speaker 06

  But at fifty, I think you're right. At fifty, I went, okay, I'm done. Yeah, yeah. I'm still gonna work. Me too. As hard as I can. Me too. I still have so much passion for all of the things that I'm excited about. But the bullshit, the like, helping somebody get over whatever the thing is, it's like, you gotta work that out. And then come to me when you know what the fuck you're doing. Cause I'm operating at a very high level at this point, and I really only wanna work with like-minded people.

• 1:20:35Speaker 04

  Wow. My next question for you guys.

• 1:20:42Speaker 00

  Dude, there was ten times, he went.

• 1:20:45Speaker 06

  Oh, good, this is good. See, you both know when to wait and when to jump in. What's the question?

• 1:20:50Speaker 04

  Cause I don't wanna interrupt, but like, you already answered, but the question was like.

• 1:20:56Speaker 04

  But that was my next question.

• 1:20:58Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:21:00Speaker 00

  He wants to answer, he won't ask it.

• 1:21:02Speaker 06

  I do, I'm gonna.

• 1:21:03Speaker 04

  Well, it's a couple of questions, but.

• 1:21:07Speaker 04

  Like, you guys have been in this business so long, you guys still have like the passion like of going into work. And like, not only doing it for just the money, but doing it for.

• 1:21:19Speaker 06

  You're gonna be able to cut this clip.

• 1:21:22Speaker 06

  He'll have asked the question. Yeah, yeah. And then we'll both say, wow, thanks, Jaime.

• 1:21:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we'll figure it out there.

• 1:21:32Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 1:21:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who's editing this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:36Speaker 06

  I still can't get over the fact that we wore matching t-shirts. Like, what the fuck is this?

• 1:21:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:21:42Speaker 06

  Matching t-shirts and blue jeans. We both woke up today, we're like, you know what feels right?

• 1:21:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:46Speaker 05

  Is that raw denim? Raw denim?

• 1:21:48Speaker 06

  Raw denim?

• 1:21:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:49Speaker 06

  Do you mean a brand of raw denim? Or like a kind of denim?

• 1:21:52Speaker 05

  It's a kind of denim.

• 1:21:53Speaker 06

  I'm not familiar with.

• 1:21:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you know what? Kat, I don't know what you're doing right now, but let's address it, okay?

• 1:21:58Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so, um, I like raw denim, okay?

• 1:22:04Speaker 05

  Have you heard of raw denim? No, people don't know what raw denim is.

• 1:22:08Speaker 06

  I'm not familiar with the term raw denim.

• 1:22:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so it's.

• 1:22:10Speaker 06

  But it does feel like a seismic, uh, a seismic, uh, uh, subject change.

• 1:22:19Speaker 04

  Like Jaime's still waiting for it. Jaime's still waiting for his answer. Jaime is still waiting.

• 1:22:25Bobby Lee?

  Well, he already answered the question. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He still has passion. We were watching Terms of Madea in Dear Man, and all of a sudden now we're watching fucking Mad Max. That's what it feels like.

• 1:22:35Speaker 06

  Guys, Madea Halloween just started.

• 1:22:40Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we'll address, we'll, no, we'll address the denim, but, but let's go to Jaime, go ahead.

• 1:22:48Speaker 04

  You got more questions. Yeah, raw denim.

• 1:22:52Speaker 05

  Raw denim.

• 1:22:53Speaker 04

  Oh, he already answered because he, he said that he.

• 1:22:55Speaker 06

  I do, and I feel, I feel I see the same in you, but you could answer, like, how do you, do you still feel passionate? Do you still really enjoy performing? Like even coming into this podcast, are you like, hey, this is a great chance for us to make awesome entertainment?

• 1:23:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know, um, I, I don't view this as a job, really.

• 1:23:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I view this as, um, just people getting together, talking.

• 1:23:16Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:23:16Bobby Lee?

  It's my, it's my way of connecting with old friends, meeting new people, and, um, it really doesn't, well, also, I don't really do any work they do. You know what I mean, I've set up a system where I-

• 1:23:26Speaker 06

  But everybody's paid and acceptable.

• 1:23:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I trust them, I trust-

• 1:23:31Speaker 06

  And the cash flow of the show, because of the scope of this production, it affords everyone's salary.

• 1:23:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and we, and we've, you know, we went to Hawaii together, as I thought, George wasn't there, but we all, everyone else went to Hawaii. It's a family. You're new, you know what I mean, you didn't go, but everyone else went. A couple of weeks ago, we had a beautiful time on the beach, you know what I mean?

• 1:23:51Speaker 00

  I didn't go there.

• 1:23:52Bobby Lee?

  So-

• 1:23:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, I missed the invite, well, maybe next time.

• 1:23:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then-

• 1:23:55Speaker 06

  What's the, uh-

• 1:23:56Bobby Lee?

  And-

• 1:23:56Speaker 06

  Which island?

• 1:23:57Bobby Lee?

  Oahu. And about a month ago, a month ago, I did a movie, and I, whenever I see the title of the movie, people laugh because it sounds bad, right? But I did it because, I did it because-

• 1:24:08Speaker 06

  I was in a movie called Sex Drive.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  Mine's worse. Oh, you gotta hear his. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, mine was called Karate Ghost.

• 1:24:17Bobby Lee?

  Beat Sex Drive. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:19Speaker 06

  Yeah, but no, the thing was, nobody saw the title Sex Drive, it was like, I can't wait to see that, I could see a lot of people going Karate Ghost, I'm gonna check that out.

• 1:24:26Bobby Lee?

  But I did because I'm friends with Jim Belushi.

• 1:24:28Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 1:24:29Bobby Lee?

  And Jim was doing it, he's like, hey, you should do it too, so I did it. Steve Howie's in it, so there's friends of mine, you know Steve Howie?

• 1:24:35Speaker 06

  It'd be funny, yeah.

• 1:24:36Bobby Lee?

  And the movie was actually fun to do, it was in Canada, the money was great, it was a short amount of time, right? So I did it, so I'll do things where it makes sense. The thing that I turned down was actually a more elevated thing, but I didn't like the part. Yeah, good. I've done so many parts, like the part that they offered me, it's one scene, two lines, but chunky lines, and that's it, and I'm like, my whole career's been one scene in a movie, and I, I'm now wanting to maybe do a third or fourth lead. And I've never had that opportunity, really, you know what I mean? I actually, I've done some independences last year that have been that, but it's like,

• 1:25:19Bobby Lee?

  you know what I mean, I think it's nice to go, you know what, I'm done with this chapter of doing a scene stealing kind of a thing. And I wanna be able to like, you know, do a movie where I'm- A character in a movie throughout the things, telling a story. And that's where I'm at, you know what I mean?

• 1:25:35Speaker 06

  I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting that. You look at an actor like Alfred Molina, who has gotten to play extraordinary roles and still feels comfortable because of that to take roles in things like Spider-Man. Or take a very small role in something like The Big Short, where he just has one scene that is such a big scene, they're like, "We need Fred to do this." It's okay to be a pinch hitter, but I agree with you that if you don't say, "This is what I want to do", no one is gonna be suggesting it on your behalf.

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  And also, those parts, like Alec Baldwin in Glenn Ross, is a, you know what I mean, a chunky, you know what I mean, vital scene. Mine's like, "Hey dude, I'm gonna go smoke weed. You wanna come with at a party?" I mean, that's not gonna do anything, you know what I mean? So it's like, for me, you know, that scene in Harold and Kumar was a pretty funny scene, as a kid, raising my hand, asking those questions and stuff like that. But it's like, I've never done anything that was like, more. I just want more, you know what I mean? And I want to be seen in a different light, that's all.

• 1:26:46Speaker 06

  You know what's so hard about being seen? Is you typically need to create the circumstance under which people can see you.

• 1:26:53Bobby Lee?

  That's what I'm doing.

• 1:26:55Speaker 06

  It's incredibly challenging, right? But it's ultimately up to you.

• 1:26:58Bobby Lee?

  I have a couple of really good projects that people want to do, that I'm the lead, and there's great people attached, and it's happening, you know what I mean? And all because of my, the podcasting and my visibility, and the stand-up and all that stuff has all helped it, you know what I mean? So it's like, I am moving, but also at the end of the day, guys, and this is the truth, I could also get the fuck out and I'm done.

• 1:27:23Bobby Lee?

  I really am, I mean, really.

• 1:27:24Speaker 06

  What does that look like?

• 1:27:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:27:26Bobby Lee?

  Hawaii. It looks like I have this fantasy of either going to San Diego, that's where I'm from. And just like kind of buying, you know, a little house and yard, my animals. Go to a lot of AA meetings because I'm a sober guy. You know what I mean? Do stuff like do community stuff and just be more, just live a regular life. You know what I mean? It's like.

• 1:27:50Speaker 05

  Maybe paint?

• 1:27:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm not a painter.

• 1:27:52Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:27:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's maybe for you. You know, I've always thought about doing is maybe going to culinary school.

• 1:27:57Speaker 05

  Oh, that would be fun.

• 1:27:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because I really like, you know, I like cooking shows.

• 1:28:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  And I like, I go to all the good restaurants.

• 1:28:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  All right. Um, but Seth, do you have anything to promote? Let me just say this, by the way, um, this podcast.

• 1:28:10Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:28:10Speaker 06

  Oh, this is, yeah, we made a, I don't want to interrupt your thought.

• 1:28:14Bobby Lee?

  Can I, can we, oh, let's watch this first then.

• 1:28:17Speaker 00

  Well, Jaime, what are you doing on Sunday, July 20th at 11:30 PM on Adult Swim? Watching Robot Chicken. Self-discovery special premieres. Nice.

• 1:28:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:28:28Speaker 00

  Can you do his voice?

• 1:28:29Speaker 06

  I do.

• 1:28:30Speaker 00

  I know, I know, but like, can you do it?

• 1:28:32Speaker 09

  Oh, of course, Jaime, that's always my favorite thing, performing on show. Thanks so much for announcing a task and then I jump in and do it. No problemo, homie.

• 1:28:43Speaker 00

  Try it, go.

• 1:28:44Speaker 09

  Like, man.

• 1:28:46Speaker 00

  That's all I can say.

• 1:28:48Speaker 06

  This is, uh, this is such an insane special. We, yeah, this was out of control. We, uh, the whole premise here is, uh, just, uh, reality television.

• 1:28:58Speaker 05

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 1:28:58Speaker 06

  Just reality television, we just deep dive reality TV.

• 1:29:01Speaker 00

  That's fair.

• 1:29:02Speaker 06

  Because, uh, oh my gosh, and Guy Fieri, do you know?

• 1:29:05Bobby Lee?

  I love him.

• 1:29:05Speaker 06

  Have you ever met?

• 1:29:06Bobby Lee?

  I've met him.

• 1:29:07Speaker 06

  Fucking love.

• 1:29:08Bobby Lee?

  Love him too.

• 1:29:08Speaker 06

  Love him.

• 1:29:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:10Speaker 06

  I was so impressed, like, I know him, obviously, from, from pop and whatnot, but then he came in to record our show and was just awesome. Like, that, like, cool, down-to-earth, uh.

• 1:29:21Bobby Lee?

  Lock eyes with you.

• 1:29:22Speaker 06

  Came for it.

• 1:29:23Bobby Lee?

  Logs up. Whenever I talk to him, he lock up. Sometimes they don't lock eyes. Steven Seagal doesn't lock eyes.

• 1:29:28Speaker 06

  Well, he's.

• 1:29:29Bobby Lee?

  Guy Fieri does.

• 1:29:31Speaker 06

  Yeah, because he's looking, he knows, he gives you any kind of, any kind of in, you're gonna kill him. Have you met Segal? I don't know if I have. I feel like if I did, it was in the very early 90s. I loved Segal. Me too. I loved Segal. But when you watched it? Then there's a moment, Breckin, Breckin Myron and I went to see the Glimmer Man in the theater. And I don't know if you remember this, but it was like Keaton and Ivory Wayans. And Keaton was like, still doing Action Star stuff. Yeah. And then it's, it's Segal. And it was Segal's first foray into like silk pajamas as his wardrobe. Yeah. And he's just wearing, it's so fucking crazy. And he's clearly put on so much weight.

• 1:30:16Speaker 06

  Everything looks like it's effort. Guys are like running at his, his arm. It was so bananas. There's a scene where they're like, they have to climb a building. And Breckin turns to me, he's like, "Ah, Keaton, I'm not gonna make it."

• 1:30:31Speaker 06

  Really? Really? Wow, wow. That's all I think about when I think about Segal. He'll never lock eyes with you, but the whole point is Guy Fieri is so funny in this special. Okay. And so game for it. What's it, what's it did again? It's, uh, July 20th.

• 1:30:46Speaker 04

  Um, he actually voiced it?

• 1:30:47Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:30:47Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:30:48Speaker 06

  Yeah, dude, his voice was amazing. And of course, it's like shock, shocking. Oh, this guy's talented on camera, right? He's got multiple businesses on camera. Obviously, he's very good at it.

• 1:30:57Speaker 04

  So there's a kick in that flavor. I like watching.

• 1:31:00Speaker 06

  He's very funny. He did a couple of other voices for us. God, you're so talented.

• 1:31:04Speaker 04

  Uh, can I, one more question?

• 1:31:06Speaker 06

  I really like you.

• 1:31:07Speaker 04

  Mr. Green.

• 1:31:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:31:09Speaker 04

  Your, your part in Entourage?

• 1:31:11Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:31:11Speaker 04

  Was that like improvised or did?

• 1:31:14Speaker 06

  No, no, no. We, so well, yeah, the, the only thing that, that got improvised was like some of the, some of the insults, like some of the insults. But when we, that show, so I've known Kevin Connolly since we were little kids. We both did commercials together, uh, out in New York. This kid and I have known each other forever. This is, we're just. This freeze frame on that first like, cause this is the most ridiculous thing. Freeze frame right here.

• 1:31:38Speaker 00

  That girl's so tan dude.

• 1:31:39Speaker 06

  So many things happening here. So they said to me, first we did the thing on the, on the roof of the palms. And we were just having funny like, cause Kevin and I have known each other forever. We're like kinda making fun of each other. Yeah. And Doug, the creator of the show is like, do you guys, you guys know each other? I'm like, yeah, what if we fucking hate each other? And I was trying to think of reasons, reasons like why I would hate this guy. And I thought just the fact that I'm an, I'm an actor making movies and there's a, there's a movie star, Vinnie Chase. And this guy is his buddy from fucking Long Island, the foe from Queens Avenue. Okay. And you're his manager? Thank you. I'm gonna take your offers very seriously. Oh, you're producing something? That's so sweet, E. You know what I mean? So I was trying, I was trying to like find some way to hate him.

• 1:32:24Speaker 06

  And then they, they came up with the premise of the girlfriend that like Emmanuel Shariqie Sloan. Yeah. Was a girl that he's dating. And they were like, you, you maybe dated her before. And I was like, did I date her or do I just have like a weird disturbing crush on her? And so we painted this whole history of like, she and I knew each other when we were kids. Cause her dad's an agent and I like met her. Cause the same way I met Tori Spelling, I worked with her dad. And he was like, oh, you should meet my teenage daughter.

• 1:32:52Speaker 06

  It's all the same shit. So the, this is the premise that I'm, I'm in Eric's ear the whole weekend about like, yo, tell your, tell your girlfriend, I said hello.

• 1:33:02Speaker 06

  Which is, everything about this version of Seth Green is supposed to be just like a piece of shit. And I wanted it. Can I see the scene? This is really, but, but this particular freeze frame, they were like, you need an entourage. And you need an entourage. So we picked all these people from Vegas. I was like, oh, this guy's my guy. You need a girlfriend, pick out a girlfriend. And so they had like seven women. And I looked at the one girl, she was the most tan possible. We all called her super tan. Yeah. And she had like the whitest of white hair. Well, she's not a black girl?

• 1:33:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:33:32Speaker 00

  That is a white woman.

• 1:33:33Speaker 06

  That is a white woman? Yeah, she's from, she's from Encino. But uh, this is so silly. So this taught an entire generation of kids to think that I'm an asshole in real life.

• 1:33:43Speaker 06

  So many people grew up on Entourage and they didn't know me from any other movies and they just saw me playing Seth Green. And I said to Doug, fuck man, if we had called this guy any other name, I could have won an Emmy.

• 1:33:55Speaker 06

  But because it's me, nobody's ever gonna notice that. They're just like, hey, fuck that guy.

• 1:34:00Bobby Lee?

  Seth, I have to say, we, this was great. You and I together?

• 1:34:05Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:34:06Bobby Lee?

  No, great.

• 1:34:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:34:09Bobby Lee?

  It was lightning.

• 1:34:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:34:10Bobby Lee?

  In a bottle. It was great.

• 1:34:11Speaker 06

  I know Bobby, I've seen you in so many parking lots. Maybe we'll get on stage together.

• 1:34:14Bobby Lee?

  It felt so good. Easy, right?

• 1:34:17Speaker 04

  Oh yeah.

• 1:34:18Bobby Lee?

  Funny.

• 1:34:18Speaker 04

  Funny man.

• 1:34:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Funny, right?

• 1:34:20Speaker 04

  Funny man.

• 1:34:20Bobby Lee?

  Entertaining. I thought the four of us was good. I thought the four was good.

• 1:34:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, great job, by the way.

• 1:34:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, first time, good job.

• 1:34:28Speaker 06

  You jumped into the fire both feet.

• 1:34:29Speaker 05

  I appreciate, I was thinking about the anal thing.

• 1:34:31Speaker 06

  Are you?

• 1:34:32Bobby Lee?

  Do you feel bad about it?

• 1:34:33Speaker 06

  No regrets.

• 1:34:34Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna keep it in.

• 1:34:35Speaker 06

  No regrets.

• 1:34:35Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna keep it in.

• 1:34:36Speaker 06

  Just think about it on the next time you do a show, like what your first grabs are.

• 1:34:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:42Speaker 06

  But no regrets. Like what happened, happened. I wouldn't cut a thing.

• 1:34:45Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:34:46Speaker 04

  Thoughts on Jaime?

• 1:34:48Speaker 06

  You seem really sweet, dude, and I appreciate your sincerity, and you don't have to be so shy.

• 1:34:52Speaker 04

  Okay. Can I ask for advice?

• 1:34:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 1:34:55Speaker 04

  No, I didn't think you were an asshole in that. I didn't.

• 1:34:57Speaker 06

  Really?

• 1:34:58Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not advice. That's not advice.

• 1:34:59Speaker 04

  No, I know, I know.

• 1:35:00Speaker 05

  Ask for advice, not give him advice.

• 1:35:03Speaker 04

  No, I'm leading.

• 1:35:04Bobby Lee?

  Let's get to the advice.

• 1:35:05Speaker 04

  I'm leading to it, but like, I knew like.

• 1:35:08Speaker 06

  Quick diversion, real quick. I just want to talk about raw denim from.

• 1:35:16Speaker 04

  Like I knew what Entourage was, like it's just a show and I knew that you were playing a part.

• 1:35:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:35:20Speaker 04

  And I never thought you were like an a-hole.

• 1:35:22Speaker 06

  Even when Bow Wow threw me through a table?

• 1:35:26Speaker 04

  That was funny, man.

• 1:35:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:35:28Speaker 04

  Just advice, because I love your like, your like Robot Chicken. I couldn't watch it, but I will watch it. When, you know, it was DVR and stuff.

• 1:35:37Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 1:35:38Speaker 04

  But, um, yeah, I like doing voices. I like doing improv, but like, you have any advice for me? Like.

• 1:35:43Speaker 06

  To get started in comedy and improv, the best thing about the current state of distribution is you can get anything in front of anybody. And so my best advice to anybody is make the stuff you wanna see. Show yourself in the way you wanna be seen. Nobody is looking for you. Nobody is like looking over their desk, trying to figure out what Jaime is up to. You gotta make, you gotta be loud. You gotta get out there in a way that is not off putting, but in a way that lets people know, oh, this guy can do this job. Maybe I should hire him to do that job. And the truth is, all of the way that corporate has swallowed itself, there is, there's no individuals on the other side of that money.

• 1:36:28Speaker 06

  Like the stuff that you can do with your friends for free, that you can just throw up on YouTube or put out through some other thing. That's where you have any sense of control. If you're trying to grab those brass rings, the boxes you have to check just to get in line are fucking crazy. And then when you even get in the mix with people to get something on screen versus not just developed or paid for, or even like wholly produced, to get something distributed, it is a whole different game.

• 1:36:59Bobby Lee?

  You're doing it now. This is it.

• 1:37:02Speaker 06

  You're already like doing.

• 1:37:04Bobby Lee?

  This is it, dude. And also, you know, Andrew and I have a Hulu animated show. You don't think we wrote you a character? We already did. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? If it gets picked up, because when you do an animated show, the fucking pilot's five minutes long.

• 1:37:18Speaker 06

  Yeah, whatever the presentation is.

• 1:37:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the presentation. So when, if it gets picked up, we already have the role for you. Alright, so shut the fuck up, you know?

• 1:37:26Speaker 04

  I'm grateful.

• 1:37:27Speaker 06

  No, no, you are. And you're, and you're, this is it. Just do what you're doing. I know that sounds silly and it's a little unsatisfying because you just imagine what's on the other side of success, like however you categorize success, but this is it. Just being able to make shit, just being able to like, put something out there, that is success.

• 1:37:43Bobby Lee?

  Live in the moment, baby.

• 1:37:45Speaker 04

  Like, man.

• 1:37:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna keep doing it.

• 1:37:49Speaker 06

  He practiced it.

• 1:37:49Bobby Lee?

  Give Seth a round of applause.

• 1:38:14Speaker 04

  You're married?

• 1:38:15Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, sorry.

• 1:38:17Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:38:18Speaker 05

  Sorry about that.

• 1:38:19Speaker 04

  Damn, and you guys dated? That's crazy.

• 1:38:21Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:38:22Speaker 04

  When, where was my invite?

• 1:38:24Speaker 05

  To the marriage?

• 1:38:25Speaker 04

  To the wedding.

• 1:38:26Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:38:27Speaker 04

  I like weddings.

• 1:38:29Speaker 05

  Do you really?

• 1:38:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:38:31Speaker 05

  We could have performed.

• 1:38:31Speaker 04

  Especially for my exes.

• 1:38:33Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 1:38:34Speaker 04

  So I can confess my real love to them.

• 1:38:35Speaker 05

  I object. Are you one of those guys?

• 1:38:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:38:38Speaker 00

  How would that go? Say she's about to, you know, tie the knot.

• 1:38:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:38:42Speaker 00

  And the priest says, "Anyone else have anything to say?"

• 1:38:45Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:38:47Speaker 00

  Maybe say, "I object."

• 1:38:48Speaker 04

  Uh, uh, yeah. Yep.

• 1:38:50Speaker 00

  Go ahead, sir. What's your name? Who are you? What's your height? And are you SAG-AFTRA eligible?

• 1:38:54Speaker 04

  What's up? I'm Blake. I'm one of her exes from high school.

• 1:38:57Speaker 05

  I'm Blake? What the hell?

• 1:38:59Speaker 04

  I'm Blake.

• 1:39:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:01Speaker 00

  You just use your name, though.

• 1:39:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:39:03Speaker 04

  I thought we were doing improv.

• 1:39:04Speaker 00

  Improv with yourself.

• 1:39:05Speaker 05

  Blake is a weird pick.

• 1:39:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, my name is Hyman. I used to date Kat.

• 1:39:10Speaker 05

  How'd this guy get in here?

• 1:39:12Speaker 04

  I was invited by her cousin. Which I'm banging now, yeah.

• 1:39:16Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:39:17Speaker 00

  What? What are you objecting to?

• 1:39:19Speaker 04

  I thought we were doing improv.

• 1:39:20Speaker 00

  Keep going, but like...

• 1:39:21Speaker 05

  But your cause is listening. No one's like, you're really taking it...

• 1:39:24Speaker 00

  You're trying to win her over again.

• 1:39:25Speaker 04

  Listen, Kat, I need to confess my real love for you.

• 1:39:29Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:39:30Speaker 04

  I've been holding it in for the last five years.

• 1:39:32Speaker 05

  Let it out.

• 1:39:33Speaker 04

  I have.

• 1:39:36Speaker 04

  Now...

• 1:39:37Speaker 05

  And your cousin?

• 1:39:39Speaker 04

  And your cousin.

• 1:39:42Speaker 04

  You see that baby she has?

• 1:39:43Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 1:39:44Speaker 04

  It's not mine.

• 1:39:45Speaker 05

  Why is it black?

• 1:39:46Speaker 04

  It's Derek.

• 1:39:47Speaker 05

  Derek.

• 1:39:48Speaker 00

  Derek, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:49Speaker 04

  Yeah. I seen, um, F1. Not this one, but...

• 1:39:54Speaker 05

  Steph's here.

• 1:39:55Speaker 04

  I got a present for Steph.

• 1:39:58Speaker 00

  It's Seth. It's Seth. Don't say Seth. Please don't say Seth. Hurry up, get it and come back. Quick, quick, quick.