Ep 594 - Gooniverse (feat. Steve Gerben & Billy)

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  And we're live dude. Wow, Matthew, thank you for joining us. Bill, thank you for joining us. Steven, thank you for joining us. I appreciate you guys coming here.

• 0:10Speaker 01

  For sure.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  Matt, how are you?

• 0:12Speaker 01

  I'm doing pretty good dude.

• 0:13Speaker 00

  I haven't seen you in so long dude, so uncomfortable, so awkward dude.

• 0:16Speaker 01

  Why do you think it's awkward?

• 0:17Speaker 00

  It's just so fucking weird dude.

• 0:18Speaker 01

  Never between guys.

• 0:19Speaker 00

  I know what you've been up to.

• 0:20Speaker 01

  What do you think I've been up to?

• 0:21Speaker 00

  You've moved on.

• 0:22Speaker 01

  What? Training bro, dude, cue the training montage, that's all I'm doing.

• 0:26Speaker 00

  You're tra- I know dude.

• 0:27Speaker 01

  I'm training you that when, well, when I was like in a couple of months, I want you to go, damn dude.

• 0:32Speaker 00

  I mean, every time I see you, I go, bro, you need to put that, he's the smashing machine.

• 0:38Speaker 00

  You're literally the smashing machine.

• 0:39Speaker 01

  Have you seen that?

• 0:40Speaker 00

  No.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  Please don't fuck with me.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  I train for you and my mommy. I love, dude, the summertime, my mom gives me the thumbs up or thumbs down. If I go to the pool, take my shirt off, she'll literally be like, you got fat. Or she'll go, wow, you put on some muscles.

• 0:55Speaker 00

  Hello.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  Mommy's muscle man, that's what I try to be over here. Mommy's little muscle man. I'm, I'm hoping to be her muscle man this summer.

• 1:02Speaker 00

  You're more jacked than Bill.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  I had, right, yeah, it's kinda crazy dude. I never thought I'd start putting up.

• 1:08Speaker 00

  I never thought you would either.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Putting up. Uh, bench 235.

• 1:11Speaker 00

  Lie, lie, lie.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  Bench 235.

• 1:13Speaker 00

  Go high, go high.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Twice, I'll get up there.

• 1:15Speaker 00

  No, I'm saying lie.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Get up to 315.

• 1:16Speaker 00

  235 for 10?

• 1:19Speaker 01

  Nah, nevermind, I.

• 1:20Speaker 00

  Lie.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  What's the squat? We got the same thick ass legs, bro.

• 1:24Speaker 00

  Squat?

• 1:24Speaker 01

  I'm all calisthenics right now, so there's nothing. What's your squat, what was your heaviest squat ever?

• 1:28Speaker 00

  I have no fucking idea, probably 225, I hate that shit. I would just throw my back out every time I squatted. Alright, nevermind. I do like 225 for a week and then just.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  I'm not trying to be a dick, 225 for a warm up dude. 225 is a warm up weight.

• 1:40Speaker 00

  I feel you.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm gonna try to get up to 350, I don't think I'll be able to get to 1000 pound club dude. I came, I flew here to tell you, I don't think I'll be able to get to 1000.

• 1:47Speaker 00

  You flew here to go, I can't do it.

• 1:49Speaker 01

  I don't think, I'm gonna do 900 pound club, make the shirt.

• 1:52Speaker 00

  You like Liver King when he admitted he's on juice.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 1:56Speaker 00

  Don't bring him up.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  I'm mad at you.

• 1:57Speaker 00

  Come over here, he's gonna get you dude. Wifi password. He's the boogeyman. Fuck Joe Rogan, did you see him do that?

• 2:02Speaker 01

  What'd he say?

• 2:03Speaker 00

  The wifi password is fuck Seth Rogen. Oh yeah, he calls him Seth. He's fully lost his mind, that's probably. He's coming for you, this has nothing to do with me.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:13Speaker 00

  I don't wanna, I'm not talking shit on the Liver King. Me and Brian Johnson go way back. Dude, I don't know what you're doing right now. He's gonna fucking get you. I'm not scared of that dude. What?

• 2:23Speaker 01

  Liver King, how, how are you not afraid of?

• 2:25Speaker 00

  How, you're not even people?

• 2:26Speaker 01

  Cry.

• 2:27Speaker 00

  What? He's mentally unstable right now. That's exactly who you don't want to bother. He's on. I don't think he can travel across state lines currently. He can, dude. I've been following his Instagram. He was just on vacation. He could travel.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, the king can move, dude. Look, you're sitting in front of the board.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  The king can move. Yeah, he's gonna get you. You pawn, dude.

• 2:43Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, I won't mention the king.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Never start beef with the Liver King.

• 2:45Speaker 00

  I'm not afraid of BJ, that's all I'm saying.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  Hell, bro.

• 2:49Speaker 00

  He's terrifying. Pretty boy muscles.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 2:52Speaker 00

  What are you saying?

• 2:53Speaker 01

  Fucking primal, dude. He's fucking primal. What are you talking about?

• 2:56Speaker 00

  I'm primal. I'm not on steroids. Dude. I'm more primal than him.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  Dude, if a caveman got steroids, he would take it.

• 3:01Speaker 00

  Hold on, genuinely, this is a mistake. Like, an actual mistake, dude. Liver King's gonna get you.

• 3:07Speaker 01

  You wanna die by a Liver King? Getting killed by Liver King would be sick.

• 3:10Speaker 00

  Death by Liver King. What, do they, like, pound it, lock it down? Fuck. Fuck. I've been watching a lot of it. It's good, so you'd like the Liver King? Uh, I don't. I mean. You don't like him either? Goddamn, Gerben and Billy versus the Liver King. You gotta be good and true. I love the Liver King. I don't like 3.0. I like 1.0, and then once he started admitting that he's on steroids, fuck that. Just lie until you die.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:35Speaker 00

  True. That's what I was trying to tell you with the numbers for him.

• 3:37Speaker 01

  Just lie by the numbers.

• 3:38Speaker 00

  As soon as someone goes, "How much can you bet?" You go, "315." I for real don't, I don't. Oh, fuck, dude, what are they gonna prove it? I don't understand that shit. It's like dudes act like they're not gonna get in the Hall of Fame if they get, someone catches them doing steroids. Like, dude, you're just chilling. Like, nothing, it doesn't matter.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  If he was on steroids now, pretty much.

• 3:56Speaker 00

  Well, speak for yourself.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Not me, but I'm saying.

• 3:59Speaker 00

  Man, you're the juice.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  I'm telling you, I'm on the juice.

• 4:02Speaker 00

  Dude, would you be able to fight in the UFC currently?

• 4:04Speaker 01

  Hundred percent.

• 4:05Speaker 00

  No way. Usada would have you. You'd be pissing hot, dude. You'd be burning cups, bro.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Not at all. For what? Maka?

• 4:11Speaker 00

  Well, but, yeah.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Maka's fine. It's an herbal supplement. You think Maka's?

• 4:14Speaker 00

  BP's.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  My T's not even high.

• 4:16Speaker 00

  I know.

• 4:17Speaker 01

  My T's literally not.

• 4:18Speaker 00

  Your T's the highest I've ever.

• 4:21Speaker 00

  I got a spud with that this weekend.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  What?

• 4:23Speaker 00

  That was like, you just had a kid, your E is through the roof. And he immediately started smacking himself in the face. And we had to be like, "No, no, no, no, no, dude. Dude, that's."

• 4:31Speaker 01

  That's high.

• 4:32Speaker 00

  Sorry. That was high T. Self punch is a high tier spot punch. He immediately went to the self punch. He started punching himself and I was like, you have too much estrogen.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 4:42Speaker 00

  He was hitting us with some liberal talking points. So it was very fun to be like, dude, he is running wild.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  It's devastating.

• 4:47Speaker 00

  And he took it to heart.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's, it kills you. If you're, if you're over 40, white male and you get called a lib, it's, sucks, dude.

• 4:55Speaker 00

  Pretty much a death sentence. It really is.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  I was really, I was, uh,

• 4:59Speaker 00

  Kirby's, Kirby's conservative as fuck, dude.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  I, I know.

• 5:02Speaker 00

  He's like quiet about it.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I mean, you know, it's just,

• 5:05Speaker 00

  No, you don't have to really answer.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah.

• 5:07Speaker 00

  There's certainly, obviously some, some conservative, you know,

• 5:11Matt McCusker?

  Have you ever seen Imperium?

• 5:12Speaker 00

  No, I don't think so. With, uh, Harry Potter's like a neo-Nazi? No, but I've definitely seen, It's hilarious. You should watch it.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Wait, Daniel Radcliffe plays a neo-Nazi?

• 5:20Speaker 00

  Yeah. I've definitely seen the, uh, clips of it.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  That's kinda nice.

• 5:23Speaker 00

  It's very insane. He hits some wild ones. He's like on a march. Yeah, I've seen it.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 5:28Speaker 00

  He would not like you. Oh, oh, good, yeah.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  Do you think an actor that serious though, when he's playing that role goes full method?

• 5:36Speaker 00

  He did go full method. I don't know.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  He really?

• 5:38Speaker 00

  You gotta go a hundred percent. If you're gonna do that, you gotta rip the Band-Aid off. Just say it.

• 5:42Matt McCusker?

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• 6:43Speaker 00

  Alright, here we go now. Gerbys, what's going on with you?

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Not my, I'm sick. I got that like two, two week thing that Billy was saying that he had.

• 6:51Speaker 00

  Oh, that's nice. That's nice to be able to say it's going around. I'm not the only one with the two weeker.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, well, I, cause I'd feel bad if I, but I, it really has been going on. Have you had? No, I've been in Texas. I've been safe from the plague. Oh geez. But we have the whole allergy thing going on. So everyone's kinda sick.

• 7:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's the worst.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, fucking blows. Gotcha. I'm worried. I gotta, I'm gonna, I have to go to like Houston this weekend. I'm so worried I'm gonna get sick. I think it's PA that you gotta worry about. Pennsylvania is.

• 7:16Speaker 00

  No, Texas.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 7:17Speaker 00

  Way worse.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  Oh. Oh, the Cedars.

• 7:19Speaker 00

  With the, with allergies?

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Oh, no, I, I meant with like what's going around.

• 7:22Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  Could get it.

• 7:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  All found. Billy had it. Your nicotine patch didn't work. Nah, it did. Viral infection.

• 7:30Speaker 00

  Shot, that's definitely a shot. Your fucking nicotine patch didn't work?

• 7:34Speaker 01

  No, I was, I was all the bandwagon. I was hoping it worked.

• 7:36Speaker 00

  I was, I was dancing around and then like a little baby came around and I think that's who got me sick. And then I proceeded to cough in my girlfriend's mouth accidentally. And she got sick and then everyone else in the house got sick.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 7:49Speaker 00

  A baby came around when you were dancing? What was, elaborate on that. You said you were dancing around? No, I was dancing around, getting sick. Oh, oh, oh. I thought you were dancing around and a baby came around.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  You were kinda bug chasing. You were bug chasing though.

• 8:00Speaker 00

  That's what you said, I'm sorry.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  And I talked to you, you were like, I wanna see if I can get it.

• 8:03Speaker 00

  I wanted to, yeah.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  He was bug chasing all Christmas.

• 8:06Speaker 00

  I'm kinda jealous you got it already. Before, right before filming, it would have been nice.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  But if you were gonna have it, I think you really had it, cause uh.

• 8:12Speaker 00

  Nah, I've literally been talking to you nonstop for the last two days.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:16Speaker 00

  I'm gonna get it.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  No, but I'm saying Grace had it while you guys were in Europe.

• 8:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  So. You wanna talk about that?

• 8:23Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. I don't believe it.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  You dodged the plague. You're in, you're in Europe.

• 8:27Speaker 00

  No, everybody got the plague that I was with. Yes. Every single person. That's why I didn't fly back with them. The whole wedding got the flu.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  Pooping and coughing.

• 8:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, and I was like, I'm not getting on that. So I went to London, dude. I went to old London town. I went to the World Darts Championship instead.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 8:43Speaker 00

  Fucking rock, dude. I was walking in a littler wonderland. It was turds on a plane. It was turds on a plane. Oh. I was avoiding that.

• 8:55Speaker 00

  Stay in Europe for three days. I'm not getting on the third plane. What was that chant? That was like the Ricky Hatton, you remember? Yeah, it was the, it's the exact same one. It's the same. It's only one Ricky Hatton, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I remember buying into the fact that he could win. Oh, we all did. Oh, we all did. Mainly because he was a white guy. And then the fight started and we went, whoops. Ricky Hatton Mayweather? He fought Floyd Mayweather and they made like, it was like HBO, HBO did like the 24/7 leading out to it. And you're watching it like, dude, Hatton might win. Yeah. Although we've talked about before, I came back around when Floyd walked out to Born in the USA. Okay. And I was like, what am I doing, dude? That's kinda nasty. Why am I doing this?

• 9:34Speaker 03

  I agree with you.

• 9:34Speaker 00

  Is Floyd undefeated? Yeah. It's kinda nasty. Yeah. He finished undefeated. He kinda, kinda ducked some of the big guys until they were old, but he was old too. Yeah. But he fought them when they were all geez'd up. It's kinda nasty. He was supposed to fight, what's his name, Manny Pacquiao.

• 9:50Speaker 03

  I like one of his t-shirts, it's awesome.

• 9:52Speaker 00

  Pacquiao?

• 9:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was the man. You ever, his 24/7 was hilarious.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  That was awesome.

• 9:55Speaker 00

  It's just him, he would sleep in the hotel, he's Filipino. He would sleep in a hotel room with like 15 people. That's hilarious. He would get like a hotel, like a nice hotel and put 15 people, they'd be on every bar. I don't, dude, what are you talking about? That is literally you, that's, that's. In a hotel room? Yeah. Really, let's bring 15 people into this. Oh, no, I'm saying to go to bed. They would all sleep in there. I could see you doing that. And then, and then he would sing karaoke in front of all them very seriously. You do versions of that. You show memes very seriously. I show memes very seriously. Yeah. You would love karaoke, you would love karaoke, seriously. Yeah. If our whole group of friends was gayer, you'd be the happiest guy on earth. Yes.

• 10:40Speaker 00

  He'd be so delighted. That's true.

• 10:43Speaker 03

  I'm a karaoke myself.

• 10:44Speaker 00

  We're all like, let's just sing tonight, guys. We don't need alcohol or to go out, let's just sit around and sing. You'd be so happy. You know the one song that I really would like to get down, it's tough, but One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer?

• 10:57Speaker 03

  It's pretty easy.

• 10:57Speaker 00

  Oh. No, because it's, it's like when he. You're saying to sing?

• 11:01Speaker 03

  Is that James, is that Thurgood?

• 11:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. Can you sing, what do you have so far? Well. It's good acoustic sound here. No, no, because it's. Don't make, let's not, let's just stop wasting time, you're gonna sing it.

• 11:14Speaker 00

  Don't make me talk you into this, let's just do it.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Let's just see where you're at, yeah.

• 11:19Speaker 03

  Well, but, uh, let's see, I forget, how's it start, it's like, uh, oh yeah, he's like, uh, I wanna tell you a story about my house red blues.

• 11:28Speaker 00

  You gotta get a little more gutter-y than that.

• 11:30Speaker 03

  What?

• 11:30Speaker 00

  You gotta get a little more gutter-y than that.

• 11:32Speaker 03

  Alright, yeah, yeah, gutter is a good word, actually. I wanna tell you a story.

• 11:36Speaker 00

  That's a little Hulk Hogan-y. Yeah.

• 11:40Speaker 00

  Now with the, the cold.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  My house red blues.

• 11:42Speaker 00

  There you go.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  That's damn close.

• 11:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, keep it going.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  I come on. I can't, I can't, see this is the problem, I can't remember.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, you, you, the lyrics, you need the lyrics for sure.

• 11:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, if you're doing Yoki, you need the lyrics for sure.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  Hey Siri, look up the lyrics to, uh, One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.

• 12:03Speaker 00

  I'm with this motherfucker for the next three months, every day. You've been good, dude, you're two for two.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Take out the cheaters.

• 12:10Speaker 00

  You're two for two so far on days.

• 12:12Speaker 01

  Too good, too good, filming.

• 12:13Speaker 00

  Two good days, he has not been a little fucking baby once.

• 12:16Speaker 01

  Out, out of how many?

• 12:18Speaker 00

  Well, it's two, we've only.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  How many do we have down the play?

• 12:20Speaker 03

  What he considers being a baby is.

• 12:22Speaker 00

  Forty?

• 12:23Speaker 01

  True, we should define terms, what's, what's a baby?

• 12:25Speaker 03

  Going like, how are you doing, and I go, uh, uh, uh, and then that's.

• 12:28Speaker 01

  That's the vibe, you can't crush the vibe, you gotta be like.

• 12:30Speaker 00

  When you're walking in, in the morning, be like, yo, what's up, Kirby, Kirby babies, and he's like, ugh.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  Shane, I'm not in the mood for your stuff today.

• 12:38Speaker 00

  And go, okay, well, now you're gonna get the worst version.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  I learned my lesson, yeah, you get, the vibes are a real thing.

• 12:45Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta take a page from Old Black Eyes, they're the best at like, in a morning salutation, how you doing? It's always like, woke up today, didn't I? Yeah, I love Old Black Eyes in the morning, dude, they hit you with the best.

• 12:57Speaker 00

  I did, yeah, I basically had to do that in the shower this morning.

• 13:00Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 13:00Speaker 00

  I was being a baby, I was like, fuck, I gotta wink, I'm barely, it's like, dude, I'm making a show with my friends. Why, why are you this gay? And then you get out of the shower and you see your naked fat body, you go, I'm a big fat pussy?

• 13:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:11Speaker 00

  What the fuck?

• 13:15Speaker 01

  First thing in the morning.

• 13:16Speaker 00

  Self loathing and then getting out and seeing a tiny penis, you go, Jesus, we gotta make some changes.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  There's no way you have a tiny penis.

• 13:23Speaker 00

  Oh, shit. See those chest, for real, see these chest pieces? See these chest pieces? They were whittled perfectly.

• 13:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:33Speaker 01

  I've been hitting the cold plunge, I come back and take the shower, it's, uh, it's literally, I think it's my born penis, I get my, like, born penis.

• 13:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:42Speaker 01

  It's crazy, dude. Yeah, like, dude, for sure, dude, coming out of the cold plunge. No problem. Just a pawn to be toppled.

• 13:50Speaker 00

  Did you get the lyrics?

• 13:51Speaker 01

  I did, I just, I thought we were past it.

• 13:54Speaker 00

  Oh, we're not moving past that. You still have the Masters app?

• 13:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:00Speaker 00

  You're not going back.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  No, I know.

• 14:04Speaker 00

  You're out.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  That was, uh, but, you, you could, cause you could watch, uh, you know, it's actually Quiddity could app for, that's a review.

• 14:13Speaker 00

  For the Masters, the Masters app. For three days a year.

• 14:18Speaker 01

  I, I got a golf fantasy, uh, league if you want to join it.

• 14:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  Supposedly, it's, I, I'm not in it, I just was told.

• 14:23Speaker 00

  Golf fantasy league?

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Hundred dollars, yeah. I don't necessarily know how you would do that. Do you just pick one guy?

• 14:28Speaker 00

  I've, I've never done golf. Uh, I've, I've seen people do it, yeah, you get a couple guys.

• 14:33Speaker 01

  It's very interesting.

• 14:34Speaker 00

  Depends how they.

• 14:34Speaker 01

  Interesting.

• 14:35Speaker 00

  It's very interesting. That's interesting.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  That's interesting.

• 14:38Speaker 00

  I just never really heard of AIPAC. That's interesting. I never even thought about AIPAC. They're like, well, did you take money from it? No, it's just interesting.

• 14:46Speaker 01

  Hmm. The fact that you're bringing that up is very interesting. That was the best answer of all, the best politician.

• 14:52Speaker 00

  That was nice.

• 14:52Speaker 01

  Just non-answer was Gavin Newsom.

• 14:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was on a podcast and they're like, do you take money from AIPAC? And he's like, what's AIPAC? Oh, AIPAC. It's interesting you bring that up.

• 15:05Speaker 00

  And they kept being like, why is it interesting? And he's like, no, it's just interesting.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Cause I haven't heard about them, I haven't thought about them in forever.

• 15:11Matt McCusker?

  A pack.

• 15:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, also, he's like bulletproof, honestly. It's kind of crazy.

• 15:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 15:16Speaker 00

  He just walks through everything. Was at the French Laundry during COVID when everything was shut down. Then he pretended to be black with fucking, um, the dude from the Pacers. It was like, stack Wonder Bread this high. So you never did that.

• 15:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's, that's weird. Like, it's almost racist how bad that lie is.

• 15:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:32Matt McCusker?

  Just assuming all black dudes eat Wonder Bread.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, he was claiming, I think, single mother. He was claiming single mother household, which I think technically he was, he was rich.

• 15:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, wasn't his dad?

• 15:41Speaker 01

  Minute, his dad was out of the picture.

• 15:43Matt McCusker?

  Pelosi's his mommy?

• 15:45Speaker 01

  No.

• 15:46Speaker 00

  She took care of him. She adopted him.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I think then he got into like the colon ads and shit, but I think before that.

• 15:51Speaker 00

  You did colon ads?

• 15:52Speaker 01

  He's in like.

• 15:53Speaker 00

  His dad was like.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  Some weird shit.

• 15:55Speaker 00

  That tough on him, honestly. I like what he's up to.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  I think the first, I think the first five years of his life.

• 15:59Speaker 00

  I'll vote for Gavin, dude.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Wonder Bread.

• 16:01Speaker 00

  I'm a lib.

• 16:02Matt McCusker?

  My own name, no, honestly.

• 16:03Speaker 00

  I'm a lib, bro.

• 16:05Speaker 01

  He's the perfect politician, though. You gotta give it to him.

• 16:08Matt McCusker?

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• 16:10Speaker 00

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• 16:12Matt McCusker?

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• 16:44Matt McCusker?

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• 16:47Matt McCusker?

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• 17:17Speaker 00

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• 17:32Speaker 01

  Hey guys, real quick, this weekend I will be in Houston, Texas, and then Dallas, Texas. I'll be in Houston Friday night doing stand-up comedy and I'll be in Dallas Saturday night doing stand-up comedy. Tickets to Dallas, solid. Thank you Dallas. Tickets to Houston, mm, they're lagging a little bit. So if you live in Houston and you'd like to go see me do stand-up comedy, or you'd like to see me do stand-up comedy, please, don't let the opportunity pass you by. If you don't want to, that's fine. I don't, you know, whatever, but come on.

• 18:04Speaker 00

  Yeah. He's bad. Oh, you know what we could talk about, because I heard you talking about it.

• 18:07Speaker 01

  What?

• 18:08Speaker 00

  You're bringing, you're talking, I heard you talking about Trump dog saying he doesn't have the juice anymore.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  He doesn't.

• 18:13Speaker 00

  You gotta admit, the last two weeks, the juice has been back.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  The video you showed me where he was...

• 18:16Speaker 00

  And I sent it, I sent it to Matt too. I can't believe how hard the juice is going.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  He was killing.

• 18:20Speaker 00

  The fuck, I don't know how old it is, but he's on the, he's on Air Force One. You know how the reporters always talk to him, he stands like next to the bathroom?

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:28Speaker 00

  They were like, uh...

• 18:29Speaker 01

  Leaning on the wall?

• 18:30Speaker 00

  They're like, uh, Mr. President, what was the MRI you got for? And he was like, I don't know, it was an MRI. I can tell you it was not for my brain, because my brain's working. I just took a cognitive test and I aced it, something you would be incapable of. And he goes, alright, everybody, see you later. You too. Drills another reporter on the way out.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  Also, I noticed, I watched your clip, hitting an Asian lady with like, your brain sucked.

• 18:51Speaker 00

  And when he walked away...

• 18:52Speaker 01

  An 80-year-old guy is like, dude, you have all the confidence in the world.

• 18:55Speaker 00

  And the Asian lady, after he walked away, was just like...

• 18:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:01Speaker 00

  I think he's like becoming way too clear now like when someone's like about to die and like everyone's in the room saying Shane Kirby.

• 19:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, just sharp his attack and it's just gonna fucking collapse. Uh dude, the Venezuela thing got me bad. Did the memes? The memes? Leading up to Venezuela, I was like, don't go to war, dude. The last thing we want is a war. Fuck all that. One meme of Takashi six nine being saying, took that stole ass shit. That's what I do as Trump. I was like, yeah, America rules. Take all their shit, do it. That's why they're like showing that.

• 19:33Speaker 01

  The tariffs, did it work or not?

• 19:34Speaker 00

  Everything's definitely worked. If it didn't work, they'd be talking about it.

• 19:38Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that was the one thing. That was like.

• 19:41Speaker 00

  Tariffs rule.

• 19:41Speaker 01

  We're sending us back 400 years of diplomacy and then you never heard another thing about it. So yeah, you're probably right. The tariffs worked. Venezuela, so far, so good. People were mad that as soon as he was like, dude, we're making 400 trillion dollars. Everyone was like, fuck dude.

• 19:56Speaker 00

  Stole that shit. Yeah, they've. That's what I do. They're shutting down like all the news stuff too.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:02Speaker 00

  Because it just works. If Shane watches reels, it's pretty much like someone watching Fox News like, I'm up. Literally all I need. Yeah. Show me a fighter jet reel. I go, yep. Play the Macarena in slow. Yeah. Play a slow version of the Macarena. Get you horny for five seconds. Back to. Yeah, war.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Well, also now.

• 20:19Speaker 00

  Really good.

• 20:19Speaker 01

  We can.

• 20:20Speaker 00

  Whatever, whoever's running that propaganda is fucking killing it.

• 20:22Speaker 01

  We have any Latin American country now, just like we had terrorism in the Middle East, we can be like, yo, they're fucking selling cocaine. We can go take their natural resources. We have that locked for the next 10 years.

• 20:32Speaker 00

  I will say Colombia's leader needs to shut the fuck up.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  They chirping?

• 20:35Speaker 00

  Did you see it? Dude, as soon as they took Maduro, he was like, yeah, you won't do that to me, pussy. I hear what they did. They like.

• 20:41Speaker 01

  They turned the lights off.

• 20:42Speaker 00

  They turned the lights off, but then hit people with like fucking radio waves. It got them sick and bloody noses. What?

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Like Havana syndrome?

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was like debilitating shit where they're like, dude, there was 20 of them and 300 of us and it was a massacre. It's like predators versus like humans. It's so bad. They're usually like rushing.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  I mean, it is embarrassing. If I live in a country and they turned my lights off and took my president.

• 21:04Speaker 00

  Turned my lights off, sucks.

• 21:06Speaker 01

  You guys like, be like, no, we fought. It was a brutal fire. Just like at least lie.

• 21:10Speaker 00

  No, we turned the lights out, turned them back on. We were the undertaker. It was literally the undertaker. The lights went out, the lights came back on. They were like, where is he? It's like being down the basement and someone shuts the light on. Yo, here you do, think how scary it would be.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  President left.

• 21:24Speaker 00

  It's so scary.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  She fled out of here, yo, who is it?

• 21:27Speaker 00

  Also, also on Air Force One, they're like, they're calling it a, they're calling it a kidnapping and all that. And he's like kidnapping, that's a good word.

• 21:36Speaker 00

  He's funny. I'm just saying he's funny about this. I agree that he's funny. And funny. You know. Great move to make everyone forget about Epstein. Oh, yeah.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, true. And he's, and also we needed something big, man. Russia's on their, Russia's on the offensive, China's supposedly on the offensive. We can't just sit on our hands and.

• 21:51Speaker 00

  That might be probably.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  We gotta take something.

• 21:53Speaker 00

  What? Like I for real think that like Russia and China are fucked up. Like China does has less drinking water in Saudi Arabia and they like didn't let people have kids for a long time. So their population.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  They're all eighties. Nah dude, twenty thirty, yeah, twenty thirty, those countries are gonna get hit.

• 22:09Speaker 00

  They can boat all the boats they want, dude. The people are fucking disappearing and then no one wants to bang Chinese dudes.

• 22:17Speaker 00

  And the Chinese chicks are leaving.

• 22:19Speaker 01

  Wow, that's a tough one.

• 22:20Speaker 00

  You shriveled your bro, your bros, everyone in there is pissed. They'll fucking go out swinging though. If you, if they have no pussy and it's just like, we gotta ruin everyone else's time, that would be a crazy war. So I'll fucking kill myself, just go put yourself on somewhere. Never get pussy.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  If you're a Chinese. No water, no pussy. Yeah, that's untenable.

• 22:39Speaker 00

  No money.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  I don't care how many sweet bridges are being filmed on YouTube. I'm gonna be like, you know what? This, this bridge is really helping me.

• 22:44Speaker 00

  So subway that goes through people's houses is like, yeah, cause they can't say no.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  It's like a wet, different fucking skyscraper and everyone else had to. I've never gotten sold on the China hype.

• 22:53Speaker 00

  The propaganda, that's the one propaganda that really doesn't work on me. I'll watch like a drone footage of like a city with neon lights. You're like, this looks like shit.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Well, it's, it's also. And they're also like, oh man, we might go to war with China. It's like, alright, if we, if we have, if we do, we do.

• 23:09Speaker 00

  If I have to, I will.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  They wasn't last a second. Six year old.

• 23:14Speaker 00

  They went last a second round us.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  No, that, yeah, it's crazy.

• 23:17Speaker 00

  You keep fucking, they might cut off your steroids though if you talk.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Me?

• 23:22Speaker 00

  The Chinese fucking, the Rhino pills you're snorting.

• 23:24Speaker 01

  I'm herbal, bro. They have to get India to take my ashwagandha. The Middle Easterners will take my, uh, sheila ji. I'm all herbal, they're saying I'm on steroids, I'm on all natural enhancers.

• 23:34Speaker 00

  I, I completely believe you. Ooh.

• 23:37Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 23:38Speaker 00

  Don't be rude.

• 23:39Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:40Speaker 00

  Don't be rude, I'm complimenting.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  He's hyping me up.

• 23:43Speaker 00

  I'm complimenting the man, genuinely. I'm saying, you look like you're on juice. You go, oh, I completely believe you're not on juice. That's fucked up.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  Because he would be honest with it. If there's one person that would be like, I'm doing it. It's like the ring, dude. Appreciate that. Yeah. People start taking steroids and they get real weird, dude. They won't tell anyone. They're like, no, it's natural, it's natural. Yeah, interesting. Everyone who does steroids. Not now, though, dude. The gym I go to, I sit in the sauna and all the bros are like, they, they just like make fun of each other. They'll be like, I don't know, they're like, take a cycle, you fucking pussy. It's pretty funny. And larger art. I heard, who was the guy, Clavicle? Clavicle. Clavicular. Apparently, allegedly, he's been on TRT since 14, and he smashes his jaw with a hammer every day to get micro fractures or get some bigger, he's looks maxing real hard.

• 24:26Speaker 00

  What?

• 24:26Speaker 01

  Apparently, he's a guy, he's. Yeah, I saw. He's looks maxed, like since he was 14.

• 24:31Speaker 00

  How close were you to considering it?

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Hell.

• 24:34Speaker 00

  Were you a part of the?

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Well, as I watched the real.

• 24:36Speaker 00

  He'll do anything to.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  Thought about it.

• 24:38Speaker 00

  He'll do anything to be part of the looks maxing.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  If, if, if looks maxing.

• 24:42Speaker 00

  He looks maxes on, he looks maxes on set.

• 24:44Speaker 01

  I'd be, oh.

• 24:46Speaker 00

  You look max on set.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  Would you wear?

• 24:48Speaker 00

  When we're filming, he look ma, he, he wears fucking platform shoes.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  I don't wear platform shoes.

• 24:53Speaker 00

  He does.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  That is, that is so, what has happened?

• 24:56Speaker 00

  You saw them.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  No, these are gigantic.

• 24:58Speaker 00

  How big would you say you're the soul of your Buddhist?

• 25:01Speaker 01

  Uh, you know what, they're.

• 25:02Speaker 00

  Just give us one of these.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  They're Echo shoes. Rocket Echos, bro. Yeah, they're very comfortable. Why? Where'd you get them from? The 23 dollar store?

• 25:10Speaker 00

  Hey.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  In Chester, there was a place.

• 25:12Speaker 00

  We're filming, me and him are doing scenes, I'm going.

• 25:14Speaker 01

  Hey. Hold on, you should do the special shoes. What? There used to be a place in Chester where every sneaker was 23 dollars, and that's probably where they sold it. Where'd you get Echo shoes?

• 25:24Speaker 00

  Echo, like the one with the rhino on?

• 25:27Speaker 01

  That's where Echo's. That's like 7th grade bad kid clothes. No, no, you got, no. Echo is rebranded. Single mother shoes.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  If they have rebranded.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  He's wearing the Shacks.

• 25:37Speaker 01

  Smokey Heat in 4th grade. They, well, so, Echo, Echo was for like the baddest.

• 25:43Speaker 00

  Bro, yo, how sick would it be if he started wearing like Echo hoodies, like the red one? Dude, that'd be so sick.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  CCO. I was first down. Matt had an Echo. No, I was first down. I didn't, I didn't first down.

• 25:55Speaker 00

  There's, there's a thing called first down?

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, first down was the shit. I used to have a big first down bubble jacket. It was nasty as hell. What, was that like the starter jacket? The first, it was Echo first down. They were like, it was like bad kid clothes.

• 26:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:08Speaker 01

  South Pole. South Pole.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  That's pretty cool.

• 26:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's fucking nasty as hell.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  Lugs, lug shoes.

• 26:15Speaker 03

  Uh, you had it.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  They were like knockoff Timberland.

• 26:17Speaker 00

  You were swagged out. I had, I did have lugs.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Lugs?

• 26:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, I had lugs.

• 26:21Speaker 01

  Lugs are nasty.

• 26:22Speaker 00

  Bird for Catholic school, yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're per-.

• 26:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, I would wear Timberlands.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  I had P. Miller's shoes for a while. That's where I had the $23.

• 26:29Speaker 00

  Oh shit.

• 26:30Speaker 01

  Store. I got P. Miller's soldiers.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  They fell apart very quickly. So you have the Echo boots right now?

• 26:36Speaker 03

  No, they're not boots. They're just loafers.

• 26:38Speaker 00

  They're loafers that are for real. The heel is definitely that thick.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  It just couldn't be further from truth.

• 26:43Speaker 00

  I'll take a picture and we'll add it to this.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Might be a centimeter, you know, it's, it's not ideal, but the last year, cause I wore work boots.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  And he was like, you're trying to heighten?

• 26:54Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 26:55Speaker 00

  He tries to heighten?

• 26:57Speaker 03

  Literally what I'd wear.

• 26:58Speaker 00

  He got his shirts tailored.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  They tailor them. Yeah, it's, they tailor yours.

• 27:04Speaker 00

  No.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Yes, absolutely.

• 27:05Speaker 00

  No, they didn't. They tried to and I said, no, just give me that one.

• 27:08Speaker 03

  Okay, well, it's because your stuff fits you, but I had that weird bodice that like hangs over my hands.

• 27:12Speaker 00

  My body's nuts, dude.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  What?

• 27:16Speaker 03

  So anyhow, I, I said to me like, don't, you know, I want baggy clothes this year and.

• 27:24Speaker 01

  It's very in style.

• 27:25Speaker 00

  The baggy looks nice on you, honestly.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  Alright, thanks.

• 27:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  So, and then I got flat shoes and then, uh, he, to, to him, they're still platform shoes. They're not.

• 27:33Speaker 00

  I'm so excited to show you guys a picture of these fucking boots.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  I can't wait. I got accused of height maxing on stage by an old lady.

• 27:38Speaker 03

  Really?

• 27:39Speaker 01

  I had the, I had the Hoka's on and I was like talking about expensive purses and she had an expensive, I didn't even notice and she like.

• 27:44Speaker 00

  That's actually sick.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  Got mad at me for bringing up designer bags and how much they cost and she was like, well, you look at your shoes, your knockoff shoes make you look taller. I was like, they're not Hoka's, they're not knockoffs. I was like, she was talking about my tiny penis. If you want to hurt my feelings. Yeah, I had to kick out like a 65 year old lady. I felt terrible. Started to cry.

• 28:03Speaker 03

  Wow, no.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  She started, missed it up.

• 28:05Speaker 00

  I was screaming. She's trying to say you're stealing Hyde Valor. You gotta. Put her down.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. She could, there's nothing she can say that hurt me though. I was like, yeah, I'm sure. Girls hate it.

• 28:14Speaker 00

  You gotta go on one of those.

• 28:15Speaker 03

  That's what I have to do.

• 28:16Speaker 00

  You gotta go on one of those podcasts.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  Well technically, I'm sub six.

• 28:20Speaker 00

  What are you, five eleven?

• 28:21Speaker 03

  Five ten, sub six.

• 28:23Speaker 00

  Five twelve.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  Sub six, I'm a piece of fucking trash.

• 28:26Speaker 00

  You're not a piece of trash, man.

• 28:26Speaker 03

  I'm sub six, dude.

• 28:27Speaker 00

  That could be why you're juicing as hard as you are.

• 28:29Speaker 03

  Well, I guess I'm sub six.

• 28:30Speaker 00

  Cause you're sub six. You have to juice it. You must be clanging and banging in there.

• 28:35Speaker 03

  Sub six, if I get a girlfriend, best believe it's an abusive relationship. That's the only way I can keep a girl.

• 28:40Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 28:41Speaker 03

  Psychologically abusive relationship, that's the only way as a sub six, I can keep a girl around.

• 28:46Speaker 00

  I see that on Instagram every now and then. What's that? If you leave, you're hurting her. The guy said it like for real fucked up the girls. That's wild. It's nice. What do they say, if you leave, you're hurting her?

• 28:57Speaker 03

  Like, there's like, if you leave right now, you know I love, I'm the only person that loves you. Everyone talks shit behind your back. I say that to fucking Gables all the time. I was like, this is why everyone talks shit behind your back.

• 29:06Speaker 00

  That's a good move.

• 29:07Speaker 03

  I'm gonna get into that Instagram content of like just making things, like a girl's leaving, like my impassioned thing to keep her say.

• 29:13Speaker 00

  Like that British guy that screams?

• 29:16Speaker 00

  That shit rules.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  He's gonna mistreat you. She's tired. She's had enough.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  She can't keep working like this.

• 29:29Speaker 00

  That's the Gerby baby.

• 29:30Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 29:31Speaker 00

  What are you up to, boys? Well, I'm telling, he's in my Instagram reels.

• 29:35Speaker 03

  What?

• 29:35Speaker 00

  Let's talk about square dancing.

• 29:37Speaker 03

  Square dancing? Sure, we can talk about square dancing.

• 29:39Speaker 00

  You should see this guy. Line dance, line dance. You're an eager beaver out there.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  My what?

• 29:43Speaker 00

  You're an eager beaver out there.

• 29:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I am an eager beaver. I made one thing and then shing it all the, hold on one second, but I just wanna say about the Instagram reels, which, cause I said to you the thing, mine was like, uh, genuinely, I think, I mean, it was, it was sending me stuff as if I was a girl.

• 29:59Speaker 00

  What?

• 30:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:00Speaker 00

  You girl thought he was a girl.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  Because, like, uh, was, you know, like I entered the dating pool again?

• 30:06Speaker 00

  Of course, for sure.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  And, uh, then I like immediately liked this person that did like that.

• 30:11Speaker 00

  He is splashing. Really? You got in the dating pool, you cannonballed into that fucking thing.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  So, and then I, I suppose I was just like.

• 30:18Speaker 00

  He's making a wave, fool.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  Certain videos, and it's just like, girl, if he doesn't, blah, blah, blah. It's like a bunch of stuff like that.

• 30:25Speaker 00

  What?

• 30:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's kinda funny.

• 30:27Speaker 00

  Man, that's awesome. My favorite thing to do at work now is to show Gerby's brain rot.

• 30:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:32Speaker 00

  He hates it. He has no idea what it is. I just hold it, I showed him like crocodile, bombardero, and he's just. I just don't get what's funny about this.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, it terrifies me.

• 30:42Speaker 00

  It's great. I don't actually think it's funny. I do think it's funny. It is funny.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Did you ever see the videos and they showed the homeless people?

• 30:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, I swear to God, it's this. He's like, what's his name? Why's that alligator wearing shoes? Hey!

• 30:56Speaker 01

  So the dating pool right now?

• 30:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  Back in apps?

• 30:59Speaker 00

  He heads down to the honky tonk.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:02Speaker 00

  And he's learned of the moves. He knows the dances.

• 31:04Speaker 01

  Dude, that's the way to do it, though.

• 31:05Speaker 03

  Like crazy. Uh, yeah, line dancing is a ton of fun.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's the way to do it.

• 31:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:10Speaker 01

  Can you grind?

• 31:12Speaker 03

  Can I what?

• 31:13Speaker 00

  Do you grind on the girls during the line dancing?

• 31:15Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 31:16Speaker 01

  Hands on hips, I guess.

• 31:17Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not like-

• 31:19Speaker 01

  It's just like you're next to them and-

• 31:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 00

  What's the one where you lay on the floor and do patty cake?

• 31:23Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 31:24Speaker 00

  You guys all sit on the floor across from each other.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:27Speaker 00

  Do you remember that?

• 31:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:28Speaker 00

  What is that?

• 31:29Speaker 03

  I truly don't know.

• 31:30Speaker 00

  That's your favorite one. You like that? Pair up with a pretty girl. It was nice. I was jealous watching that.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  How do you send a message?

• 31:36Speaker 03

  What does that mean?

• 31:37Speaker 01

  To like a woman that you're line dancing with?

• 31:41Speaker 00

  How do you go, hey, let's take this to the next level?

• 31:44Speaker 03

  Oh, you, I mean, eye contact?

• 31:46Speaker 01

  I think you just razzle her.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Afterwards, you go try and get a drink and then just say, what's going on?

• 31:53Speaker 03

  Evening, darling.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's nice.

• 31:55Speaker 00

  Stay healthy.

• 31:56Speaker 01

  That's good, clean fun.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  It's really fun. Have you ever gone like that?

• 31:59Speaker 01

  I've never gone line dancing. I've salsa'd a bit in my day.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:01Speaker 01

  I have salsaed in college.

• 32:03Speaker 00

  That's great.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  Salsa is iconic.

• 32:04Speaker 03

  So sick.

• 32:05Speaker 00

  Salsa is crazy. He would love sausages.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. You got it. Line dance is all right. Salsa is just purely sexual.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  But, right, but I need a partner, dude.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  No, you can get, you can go sack with the salsa.

• 32:17Speaker 00

  You find plenty of partners line dancing.

• 32:19Speaker 01

  Dude, it's all girls. True.

• 32:20Speaker 00

  Line dance- It was crazy.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can get a million. Salsa is all girls. If you show up and you're a guy, they'll definitely salsa with you.

• 32:27Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:27Speaker 00

  And you'd wear a salsa outfit? I know you. You would definitely get into the, fully, he'd have an on button.

• 32:33Speaker 03

  That, I do do that. Yeah.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta go.

• 32:36Speaker 00

  He's got a cowboy hat now and boots.

• 32:38Speaker 03

  I have two. Yeah, I got-

• 32:39Speaker 01

  You got two? There's another one?

• 32:40Speaker 03

  Well, because the first one, everybody says this is a cowboy hat. It's a Stetson open runner, six acts. It's a, it's like- Caldwell wears? I don't know. So what is this? What is it like rounder on the top? What are we talking? It's not rounder. It's like cowboy at the top. It's only about four inches.

• 32:58Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no. You're hearing it with like the governor cap.

• 33:02Speaker 00

  No, he doesn't. He doesn't wear it. He doesn't wear it in public. He goes home, he puts it on and he talks to his cat and he goes, get along little doogie. And he goes home and wears it in front of the mirror for real.

• 33:13Speaker 03

  That'd be Steve Gein. Yeah. Cowboy short brim. And everybody just, just said, that looks awful. So then I ordered. A ten gallon. What's that? Ten gallon. Right.

• 33:28Speaker 00

  Get a giant one.

• 33:29Speaker 03

  So I got a regular one and then everybody said, that looks like a cowboy hat. So now I wear that one all the time.

• 33:33Speaker 00

  Have you worn it in public?

• 33:34Speaker 03

  Uh, not in public.

• 33:36Speaker 00

  Still at your house?

• 33:37Speaker 03

  Golf course? I wear it home and then I, I mentioned, but uh, like when I work out, like always.

• 33:42Speaker 00

  No. God damn it.

• 33:45Speaker 03

  No, there's something about dressing up like a cowboy. I swear to God. I went to a western themed party. I put the gear on and was like.

• 33:50Speaker 00

  I understand.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  On a cowboy hat?

• 33:52Speaker 00

  You wear a wife beater and a cowboy hat.

• 33:54Speaker 03

  It work out that if it's, I mean, it's a home gym. There's no way else.

• 33:57Speaker 00

  What music are you playing?

• 33:59Speaker 03

  So.

• 33:59Speaker 00

  Hundred percent skill.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  Twenty percent.

• 34:02Speaker 00

  Fort Minor.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  There's a, if you.

• 34:04Speaker 00

  You're like Rip from Yellowstone, bro.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  What is that?

• 34:07Speaker 00

  Rip?

• 34:07Speaker 03

  Is that what he does?

• 34:08Speaker 00

  He's a badass in Yellowstone. Yeah. I need a, I need a picture of this.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  So.

• 34:13Speaker 00

  Please, tank top cowboy hat workout.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  The one song that I really like.

• 34:17Speaker 00

  What a fifth grader would do.

• 34:18Speaker 03

  That's insane. Uh, look, it, it is what it is. It's how my brain likes to do it and I'm doing it.

• 34:25Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 34:25Speaker 03

  Because I, it's.

• 34:27Speaker 00

  Stand for something or fall for anything. I'm behind you.

• 34:30Speaker 03

  Thank you. I recognize that how big of a douche I look back here.

• 34:34Speaker 00

  No, it's, it's fun.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  I think it's nasty.

• 34:37Speaker 00

  And you're kinda shredded. So.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't, I don't know. What are you hitting? Pull ups? Like what are you hitting in the hat?

• 34:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's rips pull ups.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have a pull up bar and then uh, but it's, it's a cable machine. You know, like the two. Bowflex? No. No, but you're hitting, you're just going. Hitting those things.

• 34:54Speaker 00

  What is the jam? What are you listening to?

• 34:56Speaker 03

  So there's a, a line dancing song called Fake ID.

• 35:01Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  From the movie Footloose, which I think your friend was in Miles Teller.

• 35:05Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, the remake. Nice. And I could do that entire dance. It, it's advanced. I can do it.

• 35:12Speaker 00

  Well.

• 35:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:13Speaker 00

  You, please.

• 35:15Speaker 03

  No, not here, no, no, not right now. I mean, there's nothing.

• 35:18Speaker 01

  Right, proper gear on.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  Shane, I promise you before the show's over, I'll do it for you.

• 35:23Speaker 00

  What was the song?

• 35:24Speaker 03

  Uh, Fake ID.

• 35:25Speaker 00

  Is it?

• 35:26Speaker 03

  You can watch it on YouTube.

• 35:28Speaker 01

  So, the workout is, you're playing this song, and so are you, are you like lifting and then hitting the, hitting the numbers real quick?

• 35:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:35Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  I, I bounce around.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  I see more people in the gym who hit like dance moves, like choreographed dance moves now. It's, it's not a, it's not a.

• 35:46Speaker 03

  That's a song?

• 35:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, this is a song.

• 35:48Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 35:49Speaker 00

  Hey.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  Who's driving all the way to?

• 35:53Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, you know it's good.

• 35:56Speaker 00

  I'm, ah, man. I can't believe you're wearing a tank top and a cowboy hat, listen to that.

• 36:02Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 36:03Speaker 00

  I like, I like where you're at. I like, I, I'm just envious.

• 36:07Speaker 01

  Here's, here's the question.

• 36:08Speaker 03

  You're free.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  You're free, man. Truly free.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Say, say, you know, you hit the square dance, bring a chica back home from the thing, would you play some line dance while you guys are getting freaky?

• 36:18Speaker 03

  Why would that be the soundtrack?

• 36:20Speaker 00

  We've, we've been discussing this as well.

• 36:22Speaker 01

  What, music?

• 36:23Speaker 00

  Well, he's not afraid to hit the red light. He's got a red light. He'll turn on a red light.

• 36:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's awesome.

• 36:28Speaker 00

  In his bedroom for sex. And then.

• 36:31Speaker 01

  Treat it like an Amsterdam hooker.

• 36:34Speaker 03

  Have you never tried, have you as?

• 36:35Speaker 01

  I could get into colored lighting, I'm not gonna lie. That would be sick.

• 36:38Speaker 00

  And then he's not afraid to hit some nine inch nails.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  Nine inch nails? Well, something like it, yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 36:44Speaker 00

  You're like aggressive stripper music.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  But hold on a second. There, there's a larger, larger conversation.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  Nine inch nails is surprising, I'm not gonna lie.

• 36:51Speaker 00

  Nine inch nails is terrifying, dude.

• 36:53Speaker 03

  I do actually hit nine inch nails.

• 36:54Speaker 01

  Coming out from the bottom of the bed in the red light, nine inch nails.

• 36:58Speaker 00

  I don't wanna. For real, sleeper houses.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Sleeper house monster, that's a.

• 37:07Speaker 00

  I actually read a book on how to eat your pussy just later.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  No, no, I didn't slap your right leg over my So like, I gotta go cough. Yeah, go ahead. Cause I left that book out.

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• 38:57Speaker 00

  Incredible. Oh God, dude, hold on, you gotta hear this. They're, we're doing a, uh, we're filming some at his house. So they did like a location scout to check his house out and he's sick as fuck. He left his how to eat pussy book out, open on the couch, on the couch. So when the whole crew and No. He should have said he was joking. Yeah. Instead, he was in his room while they were looking, cause he's sick. And then they, they told me they heard him. Oh my God. They told me they heard him go, shit.

• 39:32Speaker 00

  Came out and grabbed his eating pussy book. And they said it was on like, they said it was like five pages left. It just, which means he was reading it when somebody rang the doorbell and was like, oh.

• 39:43Speaker 03

  Oh, hello. Hey guys. We need the book.

• 39:46Speaker 00

  It's called, uh, She Comes First. He sent me passages. It's a disturbing read.

• 39:52Speaker 03

  What?

• 39:54Speaker 00

  She comes first.

• 39:55Speaker 03

  Written by a man or a woman? It's gotta be written by a woman. I used to watch all that shit.

• 40:00Speaker 00

  On YouTube? I would just like how to make out with a girl, how to grind.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:05Speaker 00

  For any dancers trying to get as much as I could in the.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  No, I, I, I remember Ian Kerner wrote it. So dude.

• 40:12Speaker 00

  It's probably She Comes First.

• 40:15Speaker 00

  That is a papaya. The thinking man's guide to pleasuring a woman. You're a thinking man.

• 40:21Speaker 03

  So, yeah, explain, I want to know the. Utterly humiliating. No, it's, dude, who wouldn't want to know more about, you know? No, but everybody, when everybody came over, cause I had cleaned, the house was clean. Yeah. E- except for like that book on my couch. That's a statement.

• 40:35Speaker 00

  It was a real statement to the rest of the, the cast.

• 40:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 40:38Speaker 00

  Or the crew, the whole crew saw it. This guy means business. That's a thinking man that's ready to eat some butt.

• 40:43Speaker 03

  I said to them, I said, I'm so sorry, don't tell Shane.

• 40:46Speaker 00

  Hey, y'all told me every single person.

• 40:47Speaker 03

  You hit him with a rodent where you're just like this, like.

• 40:50Speaker 00

  The thinking man.

• 40:54Speaker 03

  I mean, you never really thought to rest your hand on your chin. That would be ultimate support.

• 40:57Speaker 00

  That would help.

• 40:57Speaker 03

  Learn that is like.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. It's invaded you this whole time.

• 41:01Speaker 03

  That what?

• 41:01Speaker 00

  What has like evaded you that you got from this book?

• 41:04Speaker 03

  Um, that, uh.

• 41:06Speaker 00

  Positioning is very important. Both of you need to be physically, your bodies need to be comfortable because you're in it for the long haul.

• 41:11Speaker 03

  It's like welding. Yeah. Oh, the build up, the build up sort of stuff. Yeah. And then like. What?

• 41:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was, uh.

• 41:22Speaker 00

  What's the build up?

• 41:23Speaker 03

  Like I would just go, originally I would just go straight foot.

• 41:26Speaker 00

  Go right in.

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:27Speaker 00

  Like a hungry dog.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:28Speaker 00

  They'd put the food bowl out and you go.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  That's right.

• 41:31Speaker 00

  But now you know, you gotta be.

• 41:33Speaker 03

  Get around.

• 41:33Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. The trough comes out.

• 41:35Speaker 03

  Get to it. Yeah. It's happening. And then just understanding that you could like, uh, you can use your gum to create a pressure on the top, like, not the clitoris itself, but the top of the clitoris.

• 41:48Speaker 00

  Gum?

• 41:49Speaker 03

  I'll see if you're gum, yeah, like your top gum. So you could create, you could create pressure there. I dog won't.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  You talking about sucking on it?

• 41:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 41:58Speaker 00

  Explain this, you putting your gum?

• 42:00Speaker 01

  Like pinning it down a little bit.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  Yep, you're pinning it down and then you're using your, your two fingers, which I can't do, which is, it's uh, it kills me.

• 42:08Speaker 00

  No, it's okay. You got one wild one.

• 42:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, so you, uh, but you can then like, you know, put pressure on the, like the G-spot from under as you're like, creating pressure downward with your gum and then lick it.

• 42:21Speaker 01

  It's over, yeah.

• 42:22Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 42:26Speaker 01

  She can't go anywhere and fucking, I wanna fuck you like an animal.

• 42:30Speaker 03

  Hold on, hang on. So I don't play Nine Inch Nails.

• 42:33Speaker 00

  It's fuzzy. What do you play?

• 42:35Speaker 03

  Well, so there was one song that I found very sexy. I had been on like an OnlyFans, you know, this person I had subscribed.

• 42:42Speaker 00

  Lonely fans, yeah.

• 42:43Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 42:44Speaker 00

  Lonely fans.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  Lonely fans? I was a LonelyFans subscriber to this woman.

• 42:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Uh, she's since deleted her.

• 42:49Speaker 00

  She got her out. She found out you were on it. You turned her straight.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Turned her straight.

• 42:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was good.

• 42:55Speaker 00

  Wait, so what was she playing? What was the soundtrack?

• 42:57Speaker 03

  The song was, so then I, I shazamed it.

• 43:00Speaker 00

  That dude, how crazy is this? He told me that he shazamed while OnlyFansing. While jacking off to OnlyFans.

• 43:07Speaker 03

  While jacking off.

• 43:09Speaker 00

  Oh, you're just perusing.

• 43:10Speaker 03

  Well, I had jacked off to it.

• 43:12Speaker 00

  You had already finished and then you say, what's the name of that song?

• 43:14Speaker 03

  At a certain point you go, you know what?

• 43:16Speaker 01

  What was that song? Fair enough.

• 43:18Speaker 03

  It was, uh, it was called Bent? Or no, wait, was that the name of the band? Yeah, it was called Bent by something German, Direwift or Sirewall. No, no, no. Beer is.

• 43:30Speaker 01

  Is it like Du Haas?

• 43:32Speaker 03

  Du Haas is like. Yeah, I mean, it's got the vibe of that. It's got Nine Inch Nails vibe.

• 43:36Speaker 01

  I got you. It's like that, like industrial kind of metal.

• 43:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. So, so then I tried one time to like, uh, have sex with her, but it, the, the timing of it, like a song like that. You know?

• 43:50Speaker 01

  Also the convo like, damn, what'd you hear about the song? You'd have to be like.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Uh, I don't know.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  I don't. Cause you tell her, maybe you shazamed it from the only.

• 44:00Speaker 00

  Yeah. There's, I can't find a Bent.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  No, man.

• 44:08Speaker 00

  You're having sex with squid game. It's not this.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  That's not it, yeah.

• 44:14Speaker 01

  I kinda like that. I like.

• 44:16Speaker 00

  Hop really quick into this.

• 44:17Speaker 01

  You know what I've seen on the plane a lot? I've been seeing older women with like mega big font, reading erotica on the plane.

• 44:23Speaker 00

  That's all they read.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  All the time. And it's like telepro- I was, I was looking over, lady next to me today.

• 44:29Speaker 00

  Licked wood, or lick wood. L I C H W O O D.

• 44:33Speaker 01

  So like German?

• 44:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  Lick wood.

• 44:37Speaker 01

  Oh, there you go. That's, that's more like techno. That's more like techno.

• 44:43Speaker 00

  Lowrider.

• 44:46Speaker 00

  Hold on, I gotta get to good part.

• 44:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, true.

• 44:48Speaker 00

  Cause it's like a.

• 44:51Speaker 01

  I still like when they get the bad guys in John Wick.

• 44:54Speaker 00

  Oh, wait, wait, that's the drop.

• 45:03Speaker 01

  Bro, this is like red light shit.

• 45:06Speaker 00

  You're mad, bro.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  This is for real goon shit.

• 45:08Speaker 00

  You don't think that's sexy?

• 45:10Speaker 01

  What?

• 45:10Speaker 00

  You're out of control.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  I forget what they're called. That's a thing. That's like gooner music.

• 45:14Speaker 00

  It's what?

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Gooner music.

• 45:16Speaker 00

  I'm a gooner.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  It's like battle faps and stuff. They'll do it to like shit like that.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  I read a whole article on, like the state of gooning. It's like me and you would be like, yo, we're about to watch who can last longer. And then you just battle fap your gooner friend.

• 45:33Speaker 00

  Oh, wait. Am I, what's a gooner?

• 45:35Speaker 01

  Guys love porn. Gooning's like, eh, it's hardcore edging. It's hardcore. It's like if you were to get your basement and set it up specifically for masturbation.

• 45:46Speaker 00

  Oh, no, I'm not a gooner.

• 45:48Speaker 01

  Was that a compilation video you were watching that song?

• 45:51Speaker 00

  That?

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 45:52Speaker 00

  No.

• 45:52Speaker 01

  No, was it like a compilation video of her?

• 45:55Speaker 00

  No.

• 45:55Speaker 01

  Oh, so it was just her masturbating to that song?

• 45:57Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  It wasn't one of those like follow the metronomes?

• 46:00Speaker 00

  Yes, like sissy hip.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  No.

• 46:03Speaker 01

  Metronome's kinda slaps, honestly.

• 46:06Speaker 00

  I'll give it a shot for a minute, then I'll go, what the fuck is this? We've all tried, dude, don't, don't lie.

• 46:12Speaker 03

  The metronome?

• 46:13Speaker 00

  Don't even worry, we can't give you the metronome, you'll be too powerful.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  No, I, I've seen it.

• 46:17Speaker 00

  You'd be too powerful for it. You never tried it one day?

• 46:20Speaker 03

  No.

• 46:20Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, fuck.

• 46:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  It is tough, then you realize you're teasing yourself and you go, I gotta stop, this is kinda ridiculous.

• 46:27Speaker 03

  Just a callback to my favorite episode you guys ever did with the Q plus one when you were talking about porn and you, you, because you were accusing him of looking at it really, and then you're like, what do you watch? And you were like, J O I, and you, you go, that's an appetizer, bro.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  You gotta have a warm up, fuck.

• 46:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's appetizer, bro.

• 46:49Speaker 00

  I mean, shazaming a fucking OnlyFans video is impressive.

• 46:54Speaker 01

  And it's impressive, I would, yeah, I wouldn't think.

• 46:56Speaker 00

  It's impressive.

• 46:57Speaker 03

  Well, cause I saw, you know, Sexy Thing, and I was like, alright.

• 47:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  You're gonna replicate it down. Copy, copy paste.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  The best, the best porn video, and I've never seen anything like it ever again, there's a guy out there who just lets women, no, lets women hump his butt with their vaginas, and he claims to give them multiple O's from them humping his butt with their vaginas. I was like, this is, I was one, that was one where, I literally turned the porn off and went upstairs, I was like, I'm not turning it off. I like saw it and laughed, I was like, I'm done, I can't.

• 47:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's hilarious.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  But yeah, he's just like this muscly man, he just sits there and chicks just hump his butt. With their vaginas, and he's, it's titled will be like, she came twice, and I was watching like, wait, what?

• 47:41Speaker 00

  I think this guy's begging for it. He's going, I'm not gay, I just like somebody humping my butt.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  Like a woman humping, humping my butt and coming.

• 47:49Speaker 00

  I bet that feels good.

• 47:51Speaker 01

  You having a vag smash you?

• 47:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:53Speaker 01

  It's probably not bad, probably tickles a little, honestly.

• 47:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  A mag?

• 47:58Speaker 01

  Just having a vag smash, having a vag smash.

• 48:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Something to think about.

• 48:05Speaker 00

  Something to consider.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  I think I'd seen that guy though, but not from that.

• 48:10Speaker 00

  Not that at the golf course?

• 48:12Speaker 03

  No, cuz.

• 48:13Speaker 00

  Where'd you see him?

• 48:14Speaker 03

  Well, cuz like Come Twice is like one of my fetishes.

• 48:17Speaker 00

  Jeez.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  Why?

• 48:20Speaker 01

  You gotta be wank battling someone.

• 48:22Speaker 03

  No, no, I just, is that not a, well, first of all, it is a fit. There was a whole subreddit for that.

• 48:29Speaker 01

  Come Twice?

• 48:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:30Speaker 00

  There's nothing wrong with it, it's fine.

• 48:32Speaker 01

  Man?

• 48:32Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 48:33Speaker 01

  For a man or a woman?

• 48:34Speaker 03

  A man.

• 48:35Speaker 00

  Oh, there's something wrong with him.

• 48:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, cuz it's like so good that he premature and then they keep going.

• 48:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  Uh, but, and it's just like a really tiny, muscly guy that got, uh, I shouldn't call him tiny, but, and he would just get dry humped.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  This, yeah, dude, that's how I fell into the video.

• 48:53Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 48:53Speaker 01

  I was watching the guy get dry humped and I was like, alright, and then, if you kept, if you kept following that, there would have been like a lady.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  You'd follow the trail.

• 49:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, you were right there. All you had to do was dunk your head underwater and you would have saw him getting his butt humped. That's the next video.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  Dunk my head underwater?

• 49:11Speaker 01

  That's so crazy.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  We have.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  I forgot it was from dry humping, that's what it was.

• 49:15Speaker 00

  The Gooners Roundtable.

• 49:19Speaker 03

  Two overlaps of my fetish eye or whatever.

• 49:23Speaker 00

  Fetish eye. The Gooners United.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  What's the last time that I've used, bro? Uh, been a little bit, but.

• 49:31Speaker 00

  Fucking crazy right now.

• 49:32Speaker 01

  I'm telling you, it's been a little bit. Texas does cure the sickness. You go down there, there's not a lot, dude. There's not a lot that you had. It's like.

• 49:39Speaker 03

  We can find it.

• 49:40Speaker 01

  True.

• 49:42Speaker 00

  Dude, Gooner bloodhounds. You'd sniff it out.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Um.

• 49:47Speaker 00

  Kid in spirit.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  It's really kind of in my face. It's like emergency fap anymore.

• 49:52Speaker 00

  Dude, so he would scan his face as soon as he got off the plane. As soon as the plane landed in the airport going.

• 49:58Speaker 01

  No shame, the government can know exactly what I'm like. Just call it capital, I'd touch down up here. Here's my idea.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  No dude, that's, I forgot that's how it started. It was, it was dry humping. Yes. Cause the, cause the whole- Which comes from a panty job fetish. Yeah. Yeah.

• 50:20Speaker 00

  Hold on a second, hold on a second. What's a panty job?

• 50:22Speaker 03

  Panty job, I got you. This is like the Bellmar brothers. I got you. So panty jobs, it's a whole world of ass jobs slash outer course.

• 50:36Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  This is why everyone knows what the fuck is going on. Slash unexpected sex, which is not as aggressive it sounds like, but technically- How are you doing all of this and line dancing? So.

• 50:51Speaker 00

  You should see how horny he is on the dance floor, bro. It's fucking crazy.

• 50:54Speaker 03

  Panty jobs. What girl? Okay, so anyway, but well, I'll do this, then we can have that out. Okay. So if you, like a real planned version of this would be mano job, which is-

• 51:11Speaker 00

  Bro, I'm not kidding. You're, you're hurting our show.

• 51:13Speaker 03

  Oh, my bad.

• 51:17Speaker 03

  Well, I'm just saying, anybody wants to know what, what we're talking about, man. Bring it all the way back. The easiest way to find this is through- Mano job? Where there's supposed to be hand jobs. Mano, I think man is a- Mano is Latin for hand. Oh, so mano job. This, it doesn't matter. You're gonna hold your feet to the flames for that one?

• 51:36Speaker 03

  Going the Latin root. But the general idea is-

• 51:38Speaker 00

  What's the etymology of panty job?

• 51:40Speaker 03

  It's supposed to be, it's only supposed to be a hand job or a blowjob or like a little grind session, but she gets so into it that oops, you know, like-

• 51:50Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 51:51Speaker 03

  Slides in a little bit for a little bit. That, that is- It's a panty job is when you stay outer course, but you're kind of, it's like between skin and the panties and you're kind of like hitting that gap. Yeah. It's not bad.

• 52:02Speaker 00

  I didn't know the name for it, but yes, I've indulged.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:04Speaker 00

  Shit's incredible.

• 52:05Speaker 03

  Incredible.

• 52:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's a really great video. I've indulged.

• 52:08Speaker 03

  It's great. And so this guy-

• 52:10Speaker 00

  Sometimes it's outside and it's a lady in a sundress. She just lifts it up. It's a nice time.

• 52:14Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 52:14Speaker 00

  They're kind of going belly to belly standing. Am I right?

• 52:17Speaker 03

  I know exactly what you're talking about. Carrie Light.

• 52:19Speaker 00

  What? You know her name?

• 52:20Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 52:21Speaker 00

  What'd you just say?

• 52:22Speaker 03

  Carrie Light.

• 52:24Speaker 00

  Is that her?

• 52:24Speaker 01

  That, that is a lady that's on X.

• 52:26Speaker 00

  Well, I need to know this because I've been looking for this fucking lady.

• 52:29Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 52:29Speaker 00

  I saw it years ago.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  I have a lost panty job video that haunts, I can never find it. It was, I was like, gotta remember that, woke up the next day and I was like, it's gone. Yeah. Do you want to describe it to me?

• 52:39Speaker 00

  And I never, you might have reached the goon state. Hold on, what did you say?

• 52:44Speaker 01

  I do think I'm probably like in the top one to two percent. A panty job? Of those videos, yeah. And I'm not proud of that. I mean, I think it's pretty. I honestly think it's not that bad of a panty job. You know? Interested. Panty job's not bad, it's when you, like panty job's so innocent and then you see the muscle guy getting humped in the butt by a girl. Yeah. What? I've been clean since February.

• 53:06Speaker 00

  Take it easy, man.

• 53:07Speaker 01

  Clean since last February? I haven't jerked off since last February. Wow, alright, cool. Oh, you haven't even jerked off. Congratulations on your. Thank you. Yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, it must be nice, dude.

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:17Speaker 00

  Must be nice.

• 53:18Speaker 01

  That's what Shane hit me with the first, right when it happened. My wings have been clipped so many times. Oh. I've, I've gone no masturbation, no porn, and my wings have been clipped so many times. I've been flying and then they just, I crash right back to the ground. Sure.

• 53:31Speaker 00

  Dickrous.

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 53:36Speaker 00

  That happens.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  It's fine, you know?

• 53:39Speaker 00

  There's nothing wrong with it.

• 53:40Speaker 01

  No. I don't beat myself up about it.

• 53:44Speaker 00

  Got you, loud and clear. So Gerby, you're one of the, you're saying your top one percent horniest guys? You are one of the.

• 53:51Speaker 01

  Saying that, I just think that, it's not horniest guys, what I meant was like, that style of video. Cause there was a whole subreddit.

• 53:58Speaker 00

  You've been locking it down, how long have you been holding it down?

• 54:00Speaker 01

  For years.

• 54:01Speaker 00

  Oh, really? You found your thing.

• 54:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. Do you have a alt account? No. Oh, you just go anonymous browsing? What, what did you mean by that? Like I. Like, do you have a Reddit just set up for you to watch porn? No, I just have my regular. Just Rocket. Yeah. But it's not like I.

• 54:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, you don't care.

• 54:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm like a public, yeah, I'm trying to get like ready karma and shit. Right. You're not commenting. No. Okay.

• 54:26Speaker 00

  You promise?

• 54:26Speaker 01

  Uh, like I commented like not on. Get information different. Not on.

• 54:31Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like you're not commenting on like the shit you're jerking. No, no. It'd be like. I would say comment to get information about a starlet is fine.

• 54:42Speaker 00

  If you're. She's beautiful. What's her name?

• 54:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:44Speaker 00

  Has anyone actually seen her face?

• 54:46Speaker 01

  So it's a great comment. Name? Yeah, if you're information forging, that's an acceptable comment. Yeah. That's where I think. What else does she have? Bottom 10% because there's dudes commenting like. No, I was just saying insofar as like. Knowledge. The type of video. Yeah. No, it's always nice when you hear somebody knows what you're talking about in terms of something like that.

• 55:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 55:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:08Speaker 00

  Cause rarely do guys get to have conversations like this, dude.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  It's important.

• 55:11Speaker 00

  We're in the, we're in the, you know, we're in my man cave, dude. Pool table, sitting around, talking jizz. That's what it's all about.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  Camera setup's nasty.

• 55:21Speaker 00

  Camera's nice.

• 55:23Speaker 01

  It's that new 8K.

• 55:25Speaker 00

  Spotify's gonna love it. Spotify is gonna go, damn, these boys blessed us again.

• 55:30Speaker 01

  The dogs playing poker painting.

• 55:31Speaker 00

  It does.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  Spotify's gonna fafa, bro.

• 55:34Speaker 00

  Chill.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  You're gonna what?

• 55:35Speaker 00

  Chill.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  Fafa.

• 55:37Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  Oh, dude, he's trying to ruin our. The boomers?

• 55:41Speaker 00

  No.

• 55:41Speaker 01

  Oh my God, there's boomers that like are going against like the uh ice people protesting and they're like scream at him and the guy's like saying like, oh, Trump. And these like gender couples get around him and steal his glasses, but he's like 55, 60. He starts to run and just falls like each shit.

• 55:58Speaker 00

  Falls ass up, dude. He slides on all fours with his ass up.

• 56:02Speaker 01

  Like a.

• 56:02Speaker 00

  Face across, dude. The worst fall you could imagine. Like an A, it looks AI, the type of fall. You're like, people don't fall like that. This is fake.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  What side falls like? What side is yours?

• 56:13Speaker 00

  He was on, he was like, it was, yeah, he was walking through a protest and he was like, fucking queers. Steals his glasses. Falls ass up.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  I saw that. He got back up and then a dude kicked his legs out again. He just went like face first into a curb, man, like a huge gash and had no idea what the fuck was going on.

• 56:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:31Speaker 01

  Still trying to fight them. Go home, man. They need to go. Everyone needs to go home on those things.

• 56:35Speaker 00

  It's time to go home.

• 56:35Speaker 01

  Too dangerous. That's how all boomers will die.

• 56:38Speaker 00

  Walking by, brother.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:42Speaker 00

  Fuck, beat the shit out of you guys. You're lucky I don't just get a heart attack. They're so frail, brother.

• 56:47Speaker 01

  Clear the cul-de-sac, pussies.

• 56:49Speaker 00

  Like boomers have not ran in thirty years.

• 56:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:52Speaker 00

  If you try to start running, dude, it's over for them.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you if you go from no exercise to like political violence.

• 56:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, fistfight. A wrestling match and a fistfight, you're dead. Equilibrium is probably like real fucked up.

• 57:04Speaker 01

  Bro, yeah, that's that's been my take from all the fights. It's like, go home, dude. Ever, no one's built for this, dude. Stay home. Hit it on Facebook. All caps on Facebook. Stay in your space.

• 57:15Speaker 00

  Hit them on Facebook.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Do not take it to the streets right now. At least let the weather get nice. It's chilly, dude.

• 57:20Speaker 00

  It is too cold.

• 57:21Speaker 01

  Freezing, dude.

• 57:22Speaker 00

  That guy was in his glory, though, at first. He was so happy.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:26Speaker 00

  Then he took it to the streets.

• 57:30Speaker 00

  You gotta just let the people take your glasses. You gotta just go, yeah, you got my glasses.

• 57:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:35Speaker 00

  Fell up at this leg. Yeah, knees kind of out.

• 57:40Speaker 01

  Also, I met, dude, imagine, though, if you're if you're crushing Fox News all day, every day, and the fucking lib protesters hit your block.

• 57:49Speaker 00

  There's. I think they're, I think Fox is trying to get us into some Iran right now. I think we're back on it.

• 57:54Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 57:54Speaker 00

  Cause they're having protests and we're like, we're with you. We're with the protesters.

• 57:58Speaker 01

  We didn't start this.

• 57:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 57:59Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 58:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're like, yeah, there's protests for like a regime change. That's all you gotta do, dude. Say our names. Say it one more time.

• 58:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, true.

• 58:08Speaker 00

  We're candy, man. Say regime change three times in a mere Columbia. I'm telling you, they got two more.

• 58:13Speaker 01

  Bogota?

• 58:14Speaker 00

  They made a mistake.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  I mean, dude, here's the thing, though. Do you think Venezuela is gonna kind of boss up? Since they have all this investment getting poured in. If I was the president of Columbia, too, I'd be like, you won't fucking pour a billion dollars in my country, pussy.

• 58:26Speaker 00

  Tell me what they're doing. Like, they get, they went through hyperinflation in like twenty sixteen. And then all these like doctors and shit were getting paid like fifty cents a day doing captchas to train AI to get smarter. Cause like AI has a hard time doing like, how many buses are in the squares? So like, these people just got like decked with hyperinflation and then started doing captchas all day long for like food, pretty much.

• 58:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:50Speaker 00

  It's a tough deck of cards to get dealt.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  That is. It is a tough one.

• 58:54Speaker 00

  I stand with my Venezuelan people.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 58:57Speaker 00

  I'm liberal.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  I'm liberal. I it it, yeah, I guess, I guess the libs do stand with Venezuela's.

• 59:02Speaker 00

  You wanna build a wall?

• 59:03Speaker 01

  No, I don't.

• 59:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, you wanna build a?

• 59:05Speaker 01

  No, I don't, dude. Don't even fucking joke about that. The walls would be stronger as well.

• 59:10Speaker 00

  Gary, I just went to a fucking crazy showing for a house.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  Where? Yeah, this is wild.

• 59:15Speaker 00

  Down, down. Oh, man. I was like going through, I was fucking sick. And then like we're going through it and then the garage is awesome, but like on the floor of the garage. And like these red letters was fourteen, a lightning bolt eighty-eight. I was like, no one knows what this means.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  Really?

• 59:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:30Speaker 01

  Wait, is that SS?

• 59:31Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, it's fourteen is like the letter, the fourteen words they live by and eighty-eight's Hitler.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 59:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's a proud white man.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  Wow. Proud, proud white man. Also using Zillow. Yeah. Just to be, yeah, it is funny that Nazis still have to do all that.

• 59:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  My house on fucking. True. Zillow, fucking bullshit. Ah, checking your Zestimate too. On Zillow going like, seeing it goes down, you're like. Fuck. Start looking around like, where are they? Who am I gonna blame for this? Oh, never mind, I remember. I remember whose fault this is.

• 1:00:07Speaker 00

  Fifty thousand over asking? Yeah, fuck it.

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  Damn. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty, that's, I mean, borderline exciting. You never really see stuff like. Yeah, you never see an actual supremacy. I knew of somebody.

• 1:00:20Speaker 00

  Holy fuck.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  I knew, I knew of somebody who was in like a long-term relationship with this guy. And like, it got pretty serious and then they finally realized this guy by night would be online, like full white supremacy.

• 1:00:32Speaker 00

  Cat, cock, forty-two.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  And had to like break the rela- they were dating for like years. And the relationship broke up.

• 1:00:37Speaker 00

  Logos?

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  Hmm?

• 1:00:38Speaker 00

  She got the chat logs?

• 1:00:39Speaker 01

  I think, I think logged on the computer, maybe thinking like, is there any hoes in this house? And it was just straight up like, we must present for the future for the future. He was like, god damn. Jeez.

• 1:00:48Speaker 00

  I love that.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  And a Nazi. Commenting. He was just like working by day and then, you know, by night. He was trained by day. He was trained by day.

• 1:00:55Speaker 00

  Hate by literally everybody on the internet who comments on shit. Wouldn't shave my fucking face.

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  It's just so funny to like, you know.

• 1:01:04Speaker 00

  I don't know what you're laughing at. Liver King's literally gonna break through this window. I hope he does, dude.

• 1:01:09Speaker 01

  You want him to.

• 1:01:09Speaker 00

  Why are you talking like this? Put me on my misery.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  Nah, Liver King would respect that, bro. If he knew you were close to suicide, he would probably hit you with the ancestral tennis and build you up.

• 1:01:17Speaker 00

  True.

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  It's the kinda guy he is for real, honestly.

• 1:01:19Speaker 00

  I like Liver King. I just, I wish he never lied, that's all.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  You didn't see him in front of the crumble cookies with fucking like swinging at like clubs and shit?

• 1:01:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Speaker 01

  I like that.

• 1:01:27Speaker 00

  Crumble cookies is so bad for you.

• 1:01:28Speaker 01

  Crumble cookies.

• 1:01:29Speaker 00

  That's why Liver King's out there with a club. He went to Whataburger one time with his sons and got like a crazy ass meal. Got like fifty burgers. Clip it. Joke world. Joke world Billy McCusker. Liver King went to Whataburger and got a crazy ass meal. You gotta see the clip. It's fucking crazy. He said he was gonna teach the sons how like normal people got to eat and it was like fifty burgers, twenty fries, milkshakes, sodas. Yeah, like me sophomore year. High school, dude. And the boys would go. Baconator.

• 1:01:59Speaker 01

  It's not just Liver King. There's a couple of bros out here right now stopping people from going into fast food places and they offer you a hundred bucks. They're going into Taco Bell, they go, I'll give you a hundred bucks.

• 1:02:07Speaker 00

  I'll fucking walk them. Get out of my way. Give me a cheesy gordita.

• 1:02:12Speaker 00

  I love that.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  Did you see a lot of people, they see the hunter and they go, nah, I don't give a fuck.

• 1:02:16Speaker 00

  Fajita Taco Bell.

• 1:02:18Speaker 01

  It's also you have it on the mind, so you go.

• 1:02:19Speaker 00

  If you're in the parking lot of Taco Bell, almost nothing can stop you. If you've, you've driven there.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:02:25Speaker 00

  You're, you're going in.

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  It's just funny, you watch it, you go, nah.

• 1:02:29Speaker 00

  Nah, fuck it, I'm gonna eat this. I love cheesy gordita crunch. Crunch app supreme. Mm-hmm. I tried to get one in McCann'sburg when I left after going to the racetrack. They fucked my order up. Oh, really?

• 1:02:40Speaker 01

  What happened?

• 1:02:41Speaker 00

  They, they gave me rabbit food and I was just like, ah, whatever. Probably better off not getting it.

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  What was it?

• 1:02:46Speaker 00

  Tomatoes and lettuce on the cheesy gordita.

• 1:02:48Speaker 01

  Bro, how do they, how do they forget the meat? It's how, I've known people it's happened to at McDonald's where you get a burger.

• 1:02:53Speaker 00

  No, I think they had meat as well. They had the meat, they had everything. He just doesn't like vegetables at all.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  Oh, they put the, oh, pick it off.

• 1:03:01Speaker 00

  I agree. It's a cheesy gordita crunch, I'll fuck. You got the supreme. They gave you the supreme.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  True. Didn't take off tomatoes.

• 1:03:10Speaker 00

  You guys should have, I don't even want to bring it up.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:03:13Speaker 00

  The square, the line dancing.

• 1:03:14Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:03:15Speaker 00

  Makes me sad.

• 1:03:16Speaker 03

  Alright, well, if it makes you sad, yeah, it's.

• 1:03:18Speaker 00

  True. Don't, I've told them both already.

• 1:03:21Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:03:21Speaker 00

  The way you rushed into the room and pushed a girl out of the way to dance next to your sweetheart.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  Hey. She's not my sweetheart, she is.

• 1:03:28Speaker 00

  She, she was very, very pretty.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  She's really pretty, but, uh, you know.

• 1:03:33Speaker 00

  He shoved a woman out of the, like, literally, and the, and the woman wouldn't. Hold on, what was that?

• 1:03:41Speaker 03

  It couldn't be further.

• 1:03:43Speaker 00

  From the truth. Are you sure?

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  Did I shove a woman out of the way?

• 1:03:48Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:03:49Speaker 00

  Did you put your hands on her?

• 1:03:50Speaker 03

  No!

• 1:03:51Speaker 00

  You never touched her?

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  Absolutely not.

• 1:03:53Speaker 00

  I watched you touch her.

• 1:03:55Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:03:55Speaker 00

  You were like, literally like.

• 1:03:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  Could I imagine a scenario where you?

• 1:04:02Speaker 00

  You boxed her out. Physically boxed her out.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:04:05Speaker 00

  And started dancing while kind of.

• 1:04:07Speaker 03

  Said you, and you're not, you.

• 1:04:09Speaker 00

  Well, hold on.

• 1:04:09Speaker 03

  Because we know this person.

• 1:04:11Speaker 00

  Further from the truth is crazy.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  The way that you phrased it, I didn't like it, it made me sound.

• 1:04:17Speaker 00

  Boxed out instead of shoved.

• 1:04:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:19Speaker 00

  And dancing while boxing out a little, going, come on.

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  No, it's not that, it, again, it, I, I, we can't have this conversation because you're getting too upset by it.

• 1:04:28Speaker 00

  Everyone saw it.

• 1:04:30Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:04:31Speaker 00

  We could bring down a witness.

• 1:04:32Speaker 03

  I'm saying up.

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  We could bring down two witnesses right now.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  There was lady in the way.

• 1:04:36Speaker 00

  And he was dancing with a very pretty girl.

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  Let's address what's actually happening here.

• 1:04:40Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  Which, I'm the only one dancing, so Shane wants to go to watch me to find a reason to get upset by what I'm doing.

• 1:04:47Speaker 00

  No, I was very excited for you and I was happy for you.

• 1:04:49Speaker 03

  Honestly?

• 1:04:50Speaker 00

  I was happy for you the entire time.

• 1:04:51Speaker 03

  That's a bully. It, it, it's, it was, what was going on? There's nothing I was gonna do that wasn't gonna fall under the gaze of scrutiny.

• 1:05:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  Because that's what he's there to do.

• 1:05:02Speaker 00

  No, I was there to drink and have a good time.

• 1:05:04Speaker 03

  Which is watching me.

• 1:05:06Speaker 00

  Watching you dance.

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:05:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, but you like dancing, so what's the problem? I like watching you dance.

• 1:05:10Speaker 03

  Because you're watching to make fun of me.

• 1:05:12Speaker 00

  Oh, no, no.

• 1:05:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:05:13Speaker 00

  I was excited to see your moves, and you had good moves, and I was saying, damn, Steve, you're pretty good at this.

• 1:05:17Speaker 03

  Okay, fair enough. So, anyway, I was excited. I had two dances I knew how to do. One of them came on. I boxed out one of our colleagues.

• 1:05:28Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 1:05:28Speaker 03

  To dance with this pretty woman, and he called me out, and he was right. I shouldn't have done it.

• 1:05:34Speaker 00

  It was the line right in front of us. So it was like from me to you. I was sitting down. I watched Steve come running back from the bar with two drinks, because he went to get us drinks.

• 1:05:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Speaker 00

  The song started playing while he was at the bar, so he was in a hurry to get back.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:47Speaker 00

  Because he wanted to show this lady the moves.

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:48Speaker 00

  Which I understand. Then he comes running back, puts them on the table. There's now, since he left, somebody filled his spot in the line dancing. So the only place he could go to get next to her is to push that person out of the way. And I knew he was gonna do it. And I sat there and watched him put the drinks down and start to shove a girl out of the way who didn't move, which was pretty crazy.

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  That's pretty wild.

• 1:06:13Speaker 00

  She didn't get out of the way. She kept dancing while he was like.

• 1:06:15Speaker 03

  She's awesome, by the way.

• 1:06:17Speaker 00

  What's that?

• 1:06:17Speaker 03

  We know her. She's awesome.

• 1:06:18Speaker 00

  Oh, I think she's great. I was so happy she stood her ground.

• 1:06:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:22Speaker 00

  I was so proud of her. But while he was doing it, I said, Steve, you're the horniest guy on earth. And then he stormed off the dance hall. He was like, don't call me horny.

• 1:06:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't like when he yells that stuff. Shane doesn't like when you talk to women. I've never been in a situation where if I'm talking to a woman that you don't come up and.

• 1:06:41Speaker 00

  I don't.

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  Hold on, you're telling me he's a bit of a play hater? I say, yeah. I say he's a play hater.

• 1:06:47Speaker 00

  I will say I do hate the game.

• 1:06:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:06:49Speaker 00

  I don't, typically I don't hate a player. I hate the game, Dan. I hate it. If I see someone doing moves to try to get a girl.

• 1:06:58Speaker 03

  Or just talking to a girl.

• 1:06:59Speaker 00

  Talking to a girl. You talked to several women that night. Did I interrupt once?

• 1:07:04Speaker 00

  No. Rest my case. Alright, fair enough. Now, when you shoved a coworker out of the way to get next to a woman, did I speak? It was a sloppy move, I regret it. It was incredibly sloppy. Did anything come of it? No, as soon as he stopped, a jack dude with a mullet came over and started grinding on that girl. Ooh. Ass.

• 1:07:24Speaker 01

  Hey, fuck.

• 1:07:25Speaker 00

  What are you gonna do? No, but several other women were talking to him the whole time. And I was, I was delighted for you. That's very nice.

• 1:07:31Speaker 01

  Have you, have you, uh?

• 1:07:32Speaker 00

  Box out sent you over the edge? Box out was, especially when it, when it's, uh, cause the whole time I saw him coming and I was like, there's no way he's about to do what I know he's about to do. I'm imperfect. If any of my friends boxed a girl out to get next to a girl, I'd be like, Yeah. It doesn't matter who it is. I go, what the fuck are you doing, dude? That's crazy. You're so horny. Yeah, so I just say, you're the horniest guy on earth, stop. Yeah, dude. If you watched me box out a girl to get close to another girl, what would you say? I would. Be so happy. I mean, even Jesus dropped a cross three times. There's nothing wrong with it. True. So I said. Especially the, being at a bar, hearing the song coming on, knowing the babe's there. Going, ooh, this is my song. It's a pressure. He was excited. That's a pressure.

• 1:08:15Speaker 01

  I mean, uh, blonde guys people do stupid shit where they're fucking revved up, you know what I mean?

• 1:08:19Speaker 00

  And I'm allowed to say it. I'm allowed to go, dude, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I, if that, if this is how we do it comes on, I'll go, my favorite fucking song. Now, would you shove a woman out of the way to get close to a woman? I could see myself, I could see myself. Shove. Making the mistake of boxing out for sure. Under oath, I would describe it as a, a slight shove. Under oath. Okay.

• 1:08:40Speaker 01

  Boxing out of swerve, man.

• 1:08:41Speaker 00

  With elbows. How about that? Is that a fair? It was a foul. It's a foul? If it was on the ba-, if it was on the basketball court, they'd have teed him up. He was Draymond. It was a physical box out. I can't wait to have eyes on you. I couldn't. Can't wait. Please, Steve. To gaze upon you, talking to women. Steve, you'll be in bed when I'm talking to the babes, dude. I don't talk to a woman before 10pm. True, that's vamp life. Dude. Yeah. I'm gonna start staying up late. I'm a out. I'm gonna start staying up late, I'm gonna watch.

• 1:09:14Speaker 01

  You vamp life.

• 1:09:15Speaker 00

  He cannot vamp. You're horny.

• 1:09:19Speaker 00

  I would love that. I welcome that. I welcome that type of scrutiny.

• 1:09:22Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:09:23Speaker 00

  You need to know I'm not a crook.

• 1:09:25Speaker 01

  It would be funny if you just got hammered trying to stay up late and then he was on like a movie date and you're like, "You horny motherfucker."

• 1:09:32Speaker 00

  Have him removed from the building.

• 1:09:35Speaker 00

  Now, I'd like you, please answer me. What would you do if you saw me kind of going like this to one girl to go? To the girl next to me. What would you say?

• 1:09:44Speaker 01

  I put the blinders on, let you get to work.

• 1:09:46Speaker 00

  You're fibbing. I would get to work.

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  No, I mean it's.

• 1:09:50Speaker 00

  Don't fit to me like that.

• 1:09:51Speaker 01

  I would not. No, I'm more of a tabulator. I would tabulate. I'd wait till later and go.

• 1:09:56Speaker 00

  That's interesting. That was crazy you did that.

• 1:09:58Speaker 01

  That was a wild one.

• 1:10:00Speaker 00

  I couldn't contain myself. Once I saw it, I was like, "Steve, I know."

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  Well, especially you were, he, it was like, he was jammed up to get to the floor and you, you were in the clock and you were like, "I know what's about to happen."

• 1:10:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  Which is also another big pressure. So, when he hit, when he hit the, hit the foul.

• 1:10:17Speaker 00

  But I, I mean, I'm sad you think that I was there to criticize you. I told you I wasn't. I was, I was there. I was genuinely happy to watch you. You were frolicking. It was nice.

• 1:10:24Speaker 01

  Sure. And, and, but, and I do also want to say that I appreciate

• 1:10:29Speaker 01

  being, you know, teased about stuff like, because it's important to have checks and balances.

• 1:10:34Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 1:10:34Speaker 01

  And it is true that like, but for you in my life, I, I'd probably be.

• 1:10:39Speaker 00

  You'd be doing that for real a lot. You'd be doing that a lot.

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  A lot. There's no doubt. If a player's in the game, he needs rules. That's right.

• 1:10:46Speaker 00

  True.

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  And I'd, I'd run amok.

• 1:10:49Speaker 00

  Have you? He's not afraid to run amok.

• 1:10:51Speaker 01

  If I didn't have a fishbowl, you know, I'd be.

• 1:10:56Speaker 01

  That's how surprised sex happens. What?

• 1:11:00Speaker 00

  Have you pulled from swear dancing yet?

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:11:02Speaker 00

  Interesting. I watched it. You definitely pulled. You were, you were doing well.

• 1:11:06Speaker 01

  Seeds of planet.

• 1:11:07Speaker 00

  I saw some numbers get exchanged.

• 1:11:08Speaker 01

  Oh, I went out on, on a few dates with, uh, yeah.

• 1:11:11Speaker 00

  There you go. Yeah. And very attractive women. Nice work.

• 1:11:14Speaker 01

  Oh, thanks. Yeah. That's, it's, it's just because of the show, so.

• 1:11:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, no shit. You gotta do something. You guys are fucked. What else are we doing?

• 1:11:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. That's nasty. Saw those years of hard work.

• 1:11:24Speaker 00

  It did hurt. It did hurt when the Jack Smollett guy came in and stole your big boot.

• 1:11:27Speaker 01

  No, that guy's awesome. First of all.

• 1:11:28Speaker 00

  No, but he's, I see what's going on there. There's a lot of wolves in that building.

• 1:11:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:33Speaker 00

  There's a lot of, there's a lot of cowboys in fucking eastern Pennsylvania.

• 1:11:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:39Speaker 00

  There's a lot of guys role-playing in there for girls.

• 1:11:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:11:43Speaker 00

  True. I mean, that's a classic shepherd, dude. I'm basically Chris Kyle. Is that his name? Chris Kyle? The American Sniper? Yeah. You got, you're either a wolf or a shepherd, son, or a, you know, or a sheep. Which one are you? I'm a shepherd. You're a wolf. But there's me? Big time, dude. You pushed a sweet sheep out of the way to be a predator. That's no sheep. And as a shepherd, she's no sheep. No, that's, that's, she's no sheep. You think she's up to no good? Not to she up to no good, but that's, you know, there's, she's, that's, that's, you know. I mean, I will say her sticking around seemed like she was being funny. Yeah. Cause anybody else would have got out of the way. She is very funny. She stayed there because she knew what he was doing. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:25Speaker 00

  She kind of, she kind of was like, she kind of was like, what are you gonna do about it type? And Steve was ready to go. He would go as far as it took. If I didn't intervene, you would have thrown her to the ground. The young men that go to line.

• 1:12:37Speaker 03

  People bump into each other while doing this. He's a crowded fool.

• 1:12:41Speaker 00

  It was a, I would describe it as a square. And they were, they were at the corner, the front corner. Why just expose myself again? There's no other spot for him to go, right there. And he went. Yeah, I was wrong. Ow.

• 1:12:57Speaker 00

  I was wrong. He's a wolf, dude. I was wrong. And you embarrassed me?

• 1:13:04Speaker 00

  Sorry.

• 1:13:07Speaker 00

  Sorry about that. I didn't mean to do that to you. We were on the clip of the fucking Liver King at the fucking water.

• 1:13:14Speaker 00

  I Liver King went to a water burger with his friends and had crazy meals.

• 1:13:20Speaker 00

  Billy McCallister Hour. It's hard sitting next to, you know, breaking balls. A colossus in the game. I was like, I can't keep up. Shut the fuck up, Billy. No, I think you're the funniest. You're the funniest dude. Shut the fuck up. Phone you must be a motherfucker. You're the funniest. It was so funny though. I thought about it, then, you know, sometimes you shouldn't. I did, trust me, look.

• 1:13:44Speaker 00

  Well, here's the thing though. Say yes. That's nice. He's gonna be on the best of 2026.

• 1:13:49Speaker 01

  Those fuckers that go to line dance, the young kids that are going to line dance, you gotta watch out for them.

• 1:13:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, they got fourteen eighty-eight in their garage.

• 1:13:57Speaker 01

  No, they don't. They're like the line dancers and stuff for the kids. You see those kids that are like twenty-four posting, they're like, uh, get ready with me, a life in the day of a twenty-three year old in like Houston.

• 1:14:08Speaker 00

  That's exactly who fuck it. That was Mr. Steal Your Girl. That was Mr. Steal Your Girl.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  They're terrifying.

• 1:14:12Speaker 00

  He was a handsome fella.

• 1:14:13Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 1:14:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, the guy who came in and stole your prize.

• 1:14:17Speaker 01

  It was not my pr- the, it, it, you paraded her on.

• 1:14:20Speaker 00

  You were going for it.

• 1:14:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, she was.

• 1:14:22Speaker 00

  You were, you were dancing for a while. She was showing you. She was teaching you moves.

• 1:14:26Speaker 01

  Can I, can I?

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  That's so fucking.

• 1:14:28Speaker 01

  Can I say something and then we can cut it?

• 1:14:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, for sure. And we're back.

• 1:14:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, fair enough. I shouldn't have said that last bit.

• 1:14:36Speaker 00

  No, no, no, I think it's fair, Steve.

• 1:14:38Speaker 01

  It's context, context matters.

• 1:14:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:40Speaker 00

  You wanna bring a freak, you know?

• 1:14:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, context matters.

• 1:14:42Speaker 00

  You're totally fair.

• 1:14:44Speaker 01

  You, we're allied right now in this episode. You and I are allies, dude. We're fucking, you're.

• 1:14:48Speaker 00

  You guys have been allied with, you guys have been allied with, the McCusker brothers are on your side. It's me against the world. I'm Germany. I'm Germany. Sorry, sorry. I call Germany, you're England.

• 1:14:57Speaker 01

  No, I'm not.

• 1:14:58Speaker 00

  England.

• 1:14:58Speaker 01

  Well, you forced your hand. You're in a.

• 1:15:01Speaker 00

  I had to do it. Poland. I had to take Poland right away. You're France, dude.

• 1:15:07Speaker 01

  I'm USSR.

• 1:15:08Speaker 00

  You're next.

• 1:15:08Speaker 01

  Oh, France. I'm USSR. I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

• 1:15:12Speaker 00

  Kill myself. I'll kill everyone here.

• 1:15:14Speaker 01

  I'm gonna starve to death in front of you.

• 1:15:16Speaker 03

  Do you remember when, uh, we put the crippling, uh, financial sanctions on Russia?

• 1:15:21Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:15:21Speaker 03

  We're supposed to like put them back to the stone age. Like, what happened there?

• 1:15:24Speaker 00

  Money's fake.

• 1:15:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:26Speaker 01

  Wait, is that recently?

• 1:15:27Speaker 03

  No, that was like.

• 1:15:28Speaker 01

  That way.

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:30Speaker 01

  Everyone changed their profile picture to the Ukraine flag and said like Russia.

• 1:15:33Speaker 03

  Well, they had that fucking pipeline. They supplied, only supplied Europe with all their natural gas. So I think.

• 1:15:37Speaker 00

  Then something happened to it. I don't know. No one even knows. Somehow somebody blew it up. We wouldn't do that to our allies.

• 1:15:45Speaker 03

  Anyway, so I didn't mean to kill the conversation, but whenever we was talking about Venezuela, I wanted to say that too.

• 1:15:50Speaker 00

  Remember, yeah.

• 1:15:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, it was supposed to be back to the Stone Age and it's like, if, what's, how is that still working?

• 1:15:58Speaker 00

  The prediction is they're gonna grind their economy to like dust with the war and eventually they'll collapse again.

• 1:16:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:16:04Speaker 00

  That's the prediction. The equipment I've seen them using over there though, can't be that fucking expensive. Jeez, man. I mean, it's like a fucking tank, it's like a, yeah, it's covered in BattleBots. For real, they have to have BattleBots tanks because they get hit with drones. Yeah. So that all their tanks have like, ten feet of shit hanging off of them. Oh, man. Yep. Yeah. And their drones are like Best Buy drones. That's all you need. It's like thirty grand a month and Best Buy funds the war. Honestly.

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  I wonder if after this war they'll get brought into the fold on favorable terms.

• 1:16:34Speaker 00

  Never, Russia has the worst luck.

• 1:16:36Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:16:37Speaker 00

  They've just been getting shit on forever.

• 1:16:39Speaker 01

  They've been getting shit on forever, they really have.

• 1:16:40Speaker 00

  Why would they fucking hate Russia, bro?

• 1:16:43Speaker 03

  But they, didn't they help us big time in fucking WWE?

• 1:16:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, everyone forgets about that.

• 1:16:48Speaker 03

  They helped us.

• 1:16:49Speaker 00

  And on this podcast, we don't bring up past wars. That's my one rule.

• 1:16:53Speaker 03

  Wait, what?

• 1:16:54Speaker 00

  Michael, Michael from Love on the Spectrum started a podcast and he was like, in this podcast, we have one rule, we do not speak on past wars.

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  That's a good, that's a fair rule, actually.

• 1:17:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. Good for him, dude, he could get his hands on the wrong book.

• 1:17:11Speaker 03

  Lose the liquid death money?

• 1:17:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude. I don't want you to feel bad about anything you do.

• 1:17:17Speaker 03

  No, timeout, I don't want you to feel bad about, worried about it, because I truly mean what I say about that, which is like, I need checks and balances on

• 1:17:27Speaker 00

  Well, I like what you're doing. Cowboy hat, tank top.

• 1:17:31Speaker 03

  Snake boots?

• 1:17:32Speaker 00

  I support that.

• 1:17:33Speaker 03

  Uh, they're not snake, but I do have cowboy boots.

• 1:17:35Speaker 00

  You should think about getting snake skins. Or gaiters. You could be, you could be the man in black, dude, get all black, black cowboy hats.

• 1:17:42Speaker 03

  No, no, it's all like browns and tans.

• 1:17:44Speaker 00

  No. You gotta peacock a little bit.

• 1:17:47Speaker 03

  No, no, no, I've, I've

• 1:17:48Speaker 00

  You've moved on?

• 1:17:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:51Speaker 00

  Not even a feather in your cap?

• 1:17:52Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:17:53Speaker 00

  I would wait to be master of the dance before you go all black. Hell, buck.

• 1:17:56Speaker 03

  Uh, no, but Evelyn, uh, uh, she got me one that was really funny.

• 1:18:01Speaker 00

  That's awesome.

• 1:18:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:02Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:18:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:18:04Speaker 01

  Do you think you're gonna stay line dance or move on to different?

• 1:18:07Speaker 03

  I've already started doing some jive.

• 1:18:09Speaker 01

  Uh, there we go.

• 1:18:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:11Speaker 00

  The fuck is jive?

• 1:18:12Speaker 03

  Jive? Well, you're gonna see it's in the show. It's like, cause before the customer walks in today.

• 1:18:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:19Speaker 03

  Like I'm demonstrating to Kyla some new dance techniques. Yeah. We're excited to have you tomorrow.

• 1:18:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:27Speaker 01

  That's gonna be great.

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:28Speaker 01

  A good old time.

• 1:18:30Speaker 03

  Sorry, this is a boring topic really quick, but has anybody seen the rehearsal two, like the one where he goes and he, never mind. Alright.

• 1:18:38Speaker 01

  What is that?

• 1:18:38Speaker 03

  It's Nathan Fielder. What was it?

• 1:18:42Speaker 00

  Nothing.

• 1:18:42Speaker 01

  What's rehearsal two?

• 1:18:43Speaker 03

  Uh, it's like that Nathan Fielder thing on HBO.

• 1:18:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:46Speaker 01

  Goes into an airplane?

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:18:47Speaker 01

  I've heard of it. Yeah, I heard it's really good.

• 1:18:48Speaker 03

  I thought it was so funny, but.

• 1:18:51Speaker 01

  Hey man.

• 1:18:52Speaker 00

  We haven't seen it. I'm excited to see jive. What type of music is played during jive?

• 1:18:55Speaker 03

  Like jazz dance.

• 1:18:57Speaker 01

  Bam bam bam.

• 1:18:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:59Speaker 01

  That kind of stuff?

• 1:18:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:00Speaker 01

  Baby, baby, looks like it's gonna hit, stuff like that.

• 1:19:03Speaker 03

  Oh, exactly that.

• 1:19:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:06Speaker 00

  Like Big Band.

• 1:19:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:07Speaker 00

  Isn't that what it's called?

• 1:19:08Speaker 01

  Big Band and Swing.

• 1:19:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:09Speaker 01

  Our grandfather liked Big Band. He also loved Herb Albin.

• 1:19:13Speaker 03

  Our grandfather?

• 1:19:14Speaker 01

  You're creating a monster.

• 1:19:15Speaker 00

  I try so hard, dude.

• 1:19:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:17Speaker 00

  Just a minute ago, I was apologizing. And then you hit me with your dancing and fucking.

• 1:19:25Speaker 00

  That's fucking bullshit.

• 1:19:28Speaker 00

  Sucks ass. Fuck.

• 1:19:31Speaker 01

  What's the next step after jive?

• 1:19:32Speaker 03

  Whatever comes up on the YouTube.

• 1:19:36Speaker 00

  I really need you to get into crumping.

• 1:19:37Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:19:39Speaker 00

  Please get into crumping.

• 1:19:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, crumping. Well, I do, I do at some point though. I wanna show you the fake ID, uh, line dance, cause I.

• 1:19:49Speaker 00

  I'm gonna, I'd like to see it. When we finally get a day off, I'd love, I'm gonna go back to line dancing with you.

• 1:19:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's awesome.

• 1:19:54Speaker 00

  I love it.

• 1:19:55Speaker 03

  That's when we're gonna have to show up some people, cause I need a lot of space.

• 1:20:00Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:20:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, you go.

• 1:20:01Speaker 01

  True.

• 1:20:01Speaker 00

  We can clear it out for you.

• 1:20:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:20:03Speaker 00

  That place would be so hot if we cleared it out for you to dance.

• 1:20:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:07Speaker 01

  To make the accountant dude.

• 1:20:08Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 1:20:08Speaker 01

  Do you ever see the accountant too?

• 1:20:09Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:20:10Speaker 01

  Dancing and they get in a big fight.

• 1:20:11Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:20:12Speaker 01

  Two brothers, they just love each other, go line dancing, they get in a big fight.

• 1:20:15Speaker 00

  That is gonna, it's exactly what's gonna happen.

• 1:20:17Speaker 03

  Well, you can look it up, it's called Footloose, the remake, fake I D, and then it's just.

• 1:20:22Speaker 00

  And you mastered the dance from the movie?

• 1:20:24Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 1:20:25Speaker 00

  Or is it just the?

• 1:20:26Speaker 03

  I definitely have it down, I wouldn't say I mastered it, cuz there's, I mean there.

• 1:20:31Speaker 00

  Dude, there's people at that line dance, the black dude and the white guy, they were fucking killing it.

• 1:20:35Speaker 01

  The nasty is out.

• 1:20:36Speaker 00

  Nasty.

• 1:20:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:37Speaker 00

  It was enjoyable to watch.

• 1:20:38Speaker 03

  Yeah. And the little lady?

• 1:20:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, people take it very seriously.

• 1:20:42Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:20:43Speaker 00

  Fucking tight. And then Gerbys gets out there.

• 1:20:46Speaker 03

  And then, when it was all over, then Shane danced, Drake, he started playing Drake.

• 1:20:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:51Speaker 03

  Dance?

• 1:20:52Speaker 00

  Once everybody laughed, I got out on the floor.

• 1:20:54Speaker 03

  This lady was being mean to him for no reason.

• 1:20:56Speaker 00

  What the hell? Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

• 1:20:58Speaker 03

  Like, straight up yelling at him for something.

• 1:21:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, what was that? What did she say?

• 1:21:02Speaker 03

  She was just saying like, you're, I'm not good, or I don't know.

• 1:21:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was like, sitting down, she came over like.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  Hey, fuck.

• 1:21:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, I was like, alright.

• 1:21:11Speaker 01

  She might have been nagging you, though.

• 1:21:13Speaker 03

  And I, I tried to just like, walk between them, and then he was like, he, Shane just kinda was like this, and then, uh, he goes, don't worry about it, and then he's like, to her, he's like, you. Li-.

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  Thumbs down.

• 1:21:26Speaker 00

  That's just good, clean fun.

• 1:21:28Speaker 01

  It's good, clean fun.

• 1:21:29Speaker 00

  Back to Drake dance.

• 1:21:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:33Speaker 01

  Get the thumbs down, that's what you get.

• 1:21:34Speaker 00

  That's, that's all you need to do to somebody.

• 1:21:36Speaker 03

  Bitch.

• 1:21:36Speaker 00

  Dude, don't be afraid to talk after the Whataburger thing.

• 1:21:38Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry, it's just hard to keep up.

• 1:21:40Speaker 00

  After the Whataburger fiasco?

• 1:21:42Speaker 01

  Maybe he just edited me out of the entire thing.

• 1:21:44Speaker 03

  No, we're playing it, I can't, I should roll. That was so good.

• 1:21:47Speaker 00

  That's the Patreon episode.

• 1:21:49Speaker 03

  I should roll.

• 1:21:50Speaker 00

  No. Who hit that burp?

• 1:21:52Speaker 01

  Probably Matt, Matt might have.

• 1:21:53Speaker 03

  Oh, wow, yeah.

• 1:21:54Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, I might.

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  Crazy.

• 1:21:55Speaker 01

  I really apologize.

• 1:21:57Speaker 03

  I got, I got spit.

• 1:21:58Speaker 01

  I didn't know, and then you said that, I'm like, my mouth does taste pretty horrible right now.

• 1:22:02Speaker 03

  I got, my mouth tastes like I ate trash.

• 1:22:04Speaker 01

  He burped up tacos, he was like, bro, it literally smells like they just got.

• 1:22:07Speaker 03

  I hate to smell burps, I apologize.

• 1:22:08Speaker 01

  If it has anything breaking down, shit.

• 1:22:10Speaker 00

  It's like, fully, yeah, it's like a fully cooked meal, that's not, it doesn't even sound bad, dude.

• 1:22:15Speaker 03

  I hate like, a pint of guac before I did this.

• 1:22:17Speaker 01

  That shit stays with you all night long.

• 1:22:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll be, yeah, that was bad, I'm sorry.

• 1:22:22Speaker 00

  We'll say, when you start filming, you forget how much of a pussy you are.

• 1:22:24Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:22:25Speaker 00

  Dude, I have to wake up early.

• 1:22:26Speaker 03

  I know.

• 1:22:26Speaker 00

  It's crazy.

• 1:22:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:28Speaker 00

  Six eighteen for me tomorrow. Oof. Philly golf time. Oh. I started doing calisthenics and it makes me wanna fucking die. Cool. Yeah. What do you do? I'm doing like three pull-ups at a time. It's so embarrassing. No, I mean, pull-ups are hard. I for real might trans. Just to make it less embarrassing, I'm fucked up. True. Just take my tits back out. Ten pull-ups in. True. It is the most embarrassing thing in the world, just failing doing three pull-ups. You gotta do it though. At least you can do three dude. It's pretty good. That's what I'm saying, three is like three. Blossom of three. Yeah, three over and over again dude, all the reels. Three every time. That's awesome. Great.

• 1:23:12Speaker 00

  Bam bam, bam bam, bam bam.

• 1:23:16Speaker 00

  Well, I think we've done it. Dude, thank you all. Yeah. Thank you. And Matt, when you head back down Austin way, I'll be on down the fort with these two fellows.

• 1:23:25Speaker 00

  Get Spot Dog in here. Yeah, you guys are gonna get to know each other a little better. Awesome. And he is a delight. But I mean, me and Gerber get along, we golf fucking together, we had a good time. Was that with Phil? Yeah. I was using women's clubs. Yeah, till you. He got his code. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:44Speaker 00

  I don't know, that's like good clean fun, did you, why did you get so upset about? Cause I was drunk. Don't like it. Cause I was drunk and I bumped him twice. You don't like messing around on the golf course? That's right. Okay, that makes sense, it's a gentleman's game. Stand for it. I can't, I can't, if people are taking golf seriously, I get very mad. Yeah, he's turning into a jackass. Bro, I was going fucking like less than. Your cart was playing with beer cans. He became. Fred, no one was home.

• 1:24:15Speaker 00

  We were having a good time. Yeah, you guys were having a good time, yeah. The bumps were not hard. They were light bumps, it was definitely not jackass. Fair enough. Admit they were light bumps. They were one hundred percent light bumps. Did you ever react?

• 1:24:29Speaker 03

  Uh, no. He became dominant daddy.

• 1:24:33Speaker 00

  He did dom me.

• 1:24:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, he did.

• 1:24:34Speaker 00

  At my own golf attic.

• 1:24:35Speaker 03

  It's perfectly okay to say, hey, I don't like this. Boundaries. That's not overreacting.

• 1:24:43Speaker 00

  Hold on, hold on.

• 1:24:44Speaker 03

  Cause you won't stop.

• 1:24:45Speaker 00

  If somebody bumped somebody's, if somebody bumped my cart and I turned around and said, hey, I don't like that.

• 1:24:51Speaker 03

  Watch it, buster.

• 1:24:52Speaker 00

  What do you think's gonna happen?

• 1:24:53Speaker 03

  You're getting bumped. Right, so I'm in checkmate immediately and so all I'm gonna do is say, you know what, I'm putting my foot down, this is my thing. I said, Chris, let me out.

• 1:25:03Speaker 00

  As soon as he got out of the car.

• 1:25:04Speaker 03

  He started staring at me. And then I said, well, how do you diffuse this? No. So, I just sort of laid there and took it.

• 1:25:13Speaker 00

  It was one second, as soon as I saw you were like actually sad, I left you alone.

• 1:25:16Speaker 03

  I don't think, there was time dilation going on there.

• 1:25:19Speaker 00

  Sure.

• 1:25:21Speaker 03

  But.

• 1:25:21Speaker 00

  Well, I was very annoyed.

• 1:25:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got mad.

• 1:25:24Speaker 00

  I got mad at the whole fucking, I don't tolerate that.

• 1:25:27Speaker 03

  I didn't say tolerate, I don't know what I said. I said, hey, don't bump me. I said, I'm not on your level is the exact.

• 1:25:33Speaker 00

  That was what he did say. I'm not on your level right now, I don't feel like dealing with this, I'm not dealing with this, I'm not on your level right now.

• 1:25:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a great thing to say. Clear boundary set. Yeah.

• 1:25:44Speaker 03

  Why'd you take it so bad? Gerber was on read.

• 1:25:47Speaker 00

  You took it so bad, you got in the car and went out. My mom was like, come say hi to people and you're like, absolutely not.

• 1:25:52Speaker 03

  How many people am I saying hi to?

• 1:25:54Speaker 00

  A lot of people, you gotta say hi to a lot of people, it's a fucking Down syndrome charity. It's a charity event for Down syndrome.

• 1:26:01Speaker 03

  I thought that, the, I thought we were done with the obligation of doing the charity.

• 1:26:09Speaker 00

  No, you're fine.

• 1:26:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I feel bad.

• 1:26:11Speaker 00

  You shouldn't feel bad, you did exactly what.

• 1:26:14Speaker 03

  You would do.

• 1:26:17Speaker 00

  No one was like, what the fuck?

• 1:26:20Speaker 03

  I'll go back.

• 1:26:21Speaker 00

  Phil was like, Phil was like, where the fuck is Gerben? I was like, he went home and that was it.

• 1:26:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's tired. He got bumped.

• 1:26:27Speaker 00

  You got bumped twice?

• 1:26:28Speaker 03

  He got all up in his grill and shit.

• 1:26:29Speaker 00

  You got bumped twice, on the eighteenth.

• 1:26:31Speaker 03

  Seventeenth?

• 1:26:32Speaker 00

  Seventeenth.

• 1:26:33Speaker 03

  All the way down seventeen, turn around eighteen, all the way up eighteen.

• 1:26:37Speaker 00

  Admit it was funny.

• 1:26:38Speaker 03

  It's a slow round.

• 1:26:39Speaker 00

  Admit it, it was funny when I was-

• 1:26:40Speaker 03

  They're playing corporate outings.

• 1:26:41Speaker 00

  Admit it was funny when I was playing Flight of the Valkyries on the Bluetooth while chasing it.

• 1:26:45Speaker 03

  That is jackass.

• 1:26:46Speaker 00

  Sure. It was great.

• 1:26:48Speaker 03

  You got it. You got a mad dog going bump him back as hard as, like, go crazy.

• 1:26:52Speaker 00

  He was, he was the VC. I was in a helicopter playing Fortunate Sons. He hit the deck, dude.

• 1:26:59Speaker 03

  I hated it. But your dad was a blast.

• 1:27:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's off.

• 1:27:04Speaker 03

  Yeah. Thank you, man. Uh, Chris was reminding us of one of his lines, cause Billy's backswing was really quick. And, uh, Billy was just like joking with him, like, I missed that cause you were talking to my backswing. And your dad's like, I had to be an auctioneer to talk into your backswing.

• 1:27:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, I heard you were out in front of the whole group. You didn't want to play best ball?

• 1:27:24Speaker 03

  No, I didn't even know what we were doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I figured it out. First he was just going his own way. Yeah, and everyone was following me. They're like, don't do that. I said, why? You're just... And I didn't understand the rules, yeah. But we got it. There you go. We're doing another, there's another event your sister's got coming up.

• 1:27:41Speaker 00

  I don't even know. We'll do one.

• 1:27:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're doing it.

• 1:27:44Speaker 00

  We'll get you out there.

• 1:27:44Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be there.

• 1:27:45Speaker 00

  If you get bumped?

• 1:27:48Speaker 03

  You, you know what? The problem is, I can't go to war with you.

• 1:27:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can.

• 1:27:52Speaker 03

  No, I can't.

• 1:27:53Speaker 00

  You have, you have, you have the ultimate weapon, which is you can make me feel very bad.

• 1:27:58Speaker 03

  No, I can't.

• 1:27:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, you can. You make me feel sad.

• 1:28:01Speaker 03

  Not in the moment.

• 1:28:02Speaker 00

  When you get hurt, I feel sad.

• 1:28:03Speaker 03

  So I had to get physically hurt?

• 1:28:05Speaker 00

  No, not physically. I just emotionally. You've never been physically hurt.

• 1:28:08Speaker 03

  But why?

• 1:28:08Speaker 00

  I'm always very gentle with your penis.

• 1:28:11Speaker 03

  You are. That's, I completely agree with that.

• 1:28:14Speaker 00

  I would never ball tap you.

• 1:28:15Speaker 03

  I, we've all, always said that nobody is better at-

• 1:28:19Speaker 00

  Nobody's better at handling a dick and nuts.

• 1:28:22Speaker 03

  It's pretty impressive.

• 1:28:23Speaker 00

  I got a book on it.

• 1:28:25Speaker 03

  You got a book on it.

• 1:28:28Speaker 03

  He comes first. So that is his follow-up. He comes next. He comes next? Yeah, yeah.

• 1:28:35Speaker 00

  Oh, it's a real follow-up?

• 1:28:36Speaker 03

  It's a real follow-up. I ordered it. It is not worth the-

• 1:28:39Speaker 00

  I gotta take a, I gotta take a look at this author.

• 1:28:41Speaker 03

  No, that's all about like how to please guys.

• 1:28:43Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:28:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. That's what I thought it was.

• 1:28:47Speaker 01

  I'm gonna write he comes fast.

• 1:28:49Speaker 00

  The author, no. He wrote the book by himself?

• 1:28:52Speaker 03

  Apparently.

• 1:28:53Speaker 01

  I mean, that'd be such an easy book to write. I could write a fucking tome.

• 1:28:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:58Speaker 01

  Not what I'd like.

• 1:29:03Speaker 00

  That checks out.

• 1:29:03Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:29:04Speaker 00

  Makes a lot of sense.

• 1:29:06Speaker 01

  What's the cover art?

• 1:29:07Speaker 00

  I'm not gonna name the author.

• 1:29:11Speaker 00

  It was a Jewish author.

• 1:29:12Speaker 01

  You guys hate Jewish sex, dude. It's crazy.

• 1:29:14Speaker 00

  Stay out of the Jewish bedroom.

• 1:29:17Speaker 00

  Jewish bedroom is intense, dude. That's what the butt plug rep says. Stay out of the Jewish bedroom. Pierce, you're obsessed with the Jewish bedroom.

• 1:29:29Speaker 00

  Click the old early life on the Wikipedia. Yeah, where is he from? Brooklyn? He's also Jewish. Thank you, Brooklyn. They don't do that to any other religion. I rarely do that to any religion. In the early life on any like famous person, if you click it. If they're Jewish, it's immediate like. Yeah. Almost like. The ABL runs with. His grandparents were one quarter Jew. Yeah, they really do. Yeah. It's the fucking Gestapo on that thing. It's really crazy. The ABL fucking, I think they do shit on Wikipedia. Like they scour that shit. And they're adding? Yes.

• 1:30:05Speaker 00

  They're getting numbers. I mean, anyone who rules like he was Jewish.

• 1:30:10Speaker 01

  Hey, claiming dogs.

• 1:30:11Speaker 00

  Hold on. Do you have a Wikipedia?

• 1:30:13Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:30:13Speaker 00

  Yes, you do. You have to have a Wikipedia.

• 1:30:15Speaker 01

  You don't even know, yeah.

• 1:30:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, you don't put your own Wikipedia up. You should.

• 1:30:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, you should really.

• 1:30:22Speaker 00

  I don't know if you can edit them anymore, though.

• 1:30:24Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:30:25Speaker 00

  You don't. Oh, whatever this fucking thing is.

• 1:30:28Speaker 01

  What is that?

• 1:30:29Speaker 00

  Personal life. Condition was aggravated by, uh.

• 1:30:36Speaker 01

  I don't wanna be here if we're Googling me.

• 1:30:41Speaker 00

  What the fuck is WikiTia? No clue. I mean, it's probably something to steal your data. Got me. No, you don't have a Wikipedia. Damn, yeah, get one, Gerben. You're gonna get one after this. After Jewish. Early life.

• 1:30:56Speaker 00

  Nothing else, early life.

• 1:31:00Speaker 00

  So true, everything. I've never seen it, like, it's rare, it's, yeah. Start editing them in their early life, just put, yes. Yes.

• 1:31:10Speaker 00

  Turns out, yes. Changed his name when he was fifteen. Gerby's. You're wild, man. You're gonna see him tomorrow. I can't wait. It's, he's, he's balling out this season. I can't wait. It's so much fun. It is fun. Although, I, I kinda sucked, I kinda sucked to the second. You did not suck to the, you're out of your mind. Second half, I sucked. What do you mean? They, we get a lot of, a lot of scenes after lunch, dude, and it's just. That's tough. What'd you eat for lunch? Cobb salad. Yeah, he's had salad. It's light. Yeah. Something light. It's just. It's just you're tired, you get tired, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, everyone's tired, second half. No, it's exhausting. Then we have catering ladies bring around, it's fucking insane, dude, they bring a tray of fucking Wendy's burgers yesterday. Son of a baker.

• 1:31:55Speaker 00

  Just like an hour after lunch, just like, we gotta eat cheeseburgers. Remember last time, they brought a giant thing of soup and just gave everyone like a thick cream soup? Delicious, dude, yeah. Yeah, it was nuts. You should let me get a, doge that shit. Cut all that out, save as much money as possible. True. Get people hungry. Tequitos from 7-Eleven, fifteen, if you want them, take them. They're so good, bro. Yeah, they are. I haven't, I, I haven't gotten them in. Long time. Fifteen years, but every single time I'm at the register about to buy some Zans, I go, whoo. You and me used to have something. There she is. That was, that was always blackout clues, I'd wake up and go. Every single time, this 7-Eleven in Westchester, I'd go in there, I'd get a, like, a dozen 7-Eleven wings. Yes, yeah. Threw up every single time.

• 1:32:40Speaker 00

  It's crazy. Uh, alright, well, that's a good one. We got an hour and a half. Cam, the cam state. Yeah, hopefully that works. Sorry. Bill, thank you very much, man. Why are you sorry? Nothing to be sorry about. See, this is their defense against me for real. They, uh, you hurt my feelings. Uh, you can't hurt. And then I genuinely feel bad. You feel bad? The Liver King, yeah, I feel bad for you, dude. I didn't mean to make fun of you like that. Liver King's story is already, it's already, you gotta watch.

• 1:33:06Speaker 00

  Liver King went to Whataburger with his family and got a crazy meal. Look it up. Look, Liver King and. Don't touch my fucking phone. Look up Liver King and Whataburger. It's fucking amazing. I will. He teaches his kid how to go at me. See. Ah.

• 1:33:21Speaker 00

  Ah. You should go on Rogan, dude. Yeah, I should fucking kill him. Hit that right away. Dude, did you see Liver King went to Whataburger with his family and got a crazy fucking meal? I was just trying to get things going. You're talking about. That was great. You're talking about the whole time. That was, that was. Invites me here and I don't. The Gators Roundtable. If, uh, if the Liver King comes after you, then I'm around. Oh, yeah. I'll beat the fuck out of him. I'm gonna, I'll do the thing. Where I. Why are you talking like this, dude? Liver King's tighter than a crab's ass. You see him fucking running around, he's got no move. Bro, he's. Liver King's. So that's what I'm saying. I'll get, I'll, all fours behind him and then. Yeah. Push and then jump on top of him. Do you think? You think you're gonna sneak up on the King?

• 1:34:07Speaker 00

  Ah, dude. Pull his beard. You best not miss. Yeah, that would be the problem he's missing. He kills. You think you're gonna yank on? Pull his beard. You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't pull on Liver King's beard, dude, I can tell you that. Yeah, that'd be easy as fuck. You think you're gonna fucking hit him with like Three Stooges moves? He kicks his dog. Fuck out of his dog, everyone got pissed at him.

• 1:34:28Speaker 00

  When he went to Caravan to Austin, they got arrested. I'll call fucking cops on Liver King. That's how you deal with his ass. Crawling in the hallways. At the Four Seasons, yes. Can you imagine if you opened your doors? I was like, shit. Oh, man. I have, I want nothing but peace with the Liver King for real. Yeah, unite the King. Just for the record, dude. War mode, War mode versus Liver King's nice. Spud's not gonna agree with you. Uh, what? Spud's not gonna be happy you signed him up for this. He's got a family, dude. 3.0, good and true. He's sitting there, he's still lying.

• 1:35:03Speaker 00

  This is a hundred percent. I don't fucking care, dude. If I were you, I'd be so nervous. I'm not nervous, I pray for him. I pray for him. True. He's going through, he's going through a tough time.

• 1:35:18Speaker 00

  True. Scared? Go to church. No, I, hey, I'm genuinely scared. Yes. Brian Johnson wants to do a not the, eh, live forever Brian Johnson, the other Brian Johnson. That's the guy to, the guy to be afraid of is the fucking Brian Johnson who lives forever. Guy's trying to be like fucking two hundred fifty. Oh, that fucking guy? Translucent. True. That guy is scary. He's just transing into Gerben. Yeah.

• 1:35:42Speaker 00

  There's a guy out there that, one, he's sixty, he's trying to be, he's transing into you. He's becoming a Jewish man. Is that right? Did he see the twenty-three of me or is that fake? No, what? Someone swabbed their beard and dragged him to twenty-three of me? No. And sent it in and it came back Ashkenazi Jew. Oh my goodness. Dude. That's not true. Look it up. Like the, like the beard of dragons early life? On Wikipedia? Jewish? Brian Johnson is just trying to become a reptile.

• 1:36:15Speaker 00

  Where'd you see that? Look it up. I don't fucking know. Nothing matters anymore. Twenty-three of me beard. After the Liver King meal.

• 1:36:25Speaker 00

  If that's, I just looked at it as a guy, that'd be funny as shit. Dude, we gotta fact check that. The fact check, I don't care. To me, it's funny. Is it true? It's just exposing total fraud, dude. It has nothing to do with the actual result. Oh, but the actual result was Ashkenazi Jew. Fifty-one percent Ashkenazi Jew. Jesus.

• 1:36:43Speaker 00

  There's bat lizard is forty-eight percent West Asian and fifty-one percent Ashkenazi Jew. Dude, could have been anti-ethnicity, it came back that, even if it's fraud, that's still funny. It's funny as hell. Obviously, it's hilarious. It's so fucking funny, yeah. Brian Johnson is just gonna eventually start eating bugs and sitting under a lamp.

• 1:37:04Speaker 00

  Try to over topple regimes.

• 1:37:07Speaker 00

  Hey, hey.

• 1:37:10Speaker 00

  Hey, hey.

• 1:37:13Speaker 00

  That's all we got. Hey, look at bus driver. It's a dickhead. Hey.

• 1:37:18Speaker 01

  You gotta sit up front now. I had to sit up front for half a year.

• 1:37:22Speaker 00

  I believe it, dude.

• 1:37:23Speaker 01

  I was crawling under the seats in the bus.

• 1:37:25Speaker 00

  I believe that.

• 1:37:26Speaker 01

  Getting dirty as shit first thing in the morning. You ever do that?

• 1:37:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'd crawl under there. It is nice. I didn't mind the dirt.

• 1:37:31Speaker 01

  You get to the wheel well and then you go, oh. Yep. Under the seat. I clogged the full year in front of the bus. Soon as I walked on, bus driver looked at me and my cousin was like, up here. Matt and Pat get to the front. Yeah, you had the vibe. We had the vibe. We used to sit.

• 1:37:47Speaker 00

  You're a bad home bruiser.

• 1:37:48Speaker 01

  Hide behind the seat. As soon as she looked up in the mirror, we ducked down. And she was like, enough, just.

• 1:37:53Speaker 00

  You're up here the whole. I don't know what you're doing. How about under the bleachers at a high school game? You ever get under there?

• 1:37:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:37:59Speaker 00

  It's good stuff down there.

• 1:38:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think I shipped Tennessee under there one time. I was tight.

• 1:38:03Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 1:38:03Speaker 01

  That's pretty sick.

• 1:38:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, that was good. I go to my sister's basketball games. I'd run under there.

• 1:38:09Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:38:10Speaker 00

  It's fun stuff.

• 1:38:10Speaker 01

  It is fun.

• 1:38:11Speaker 00

  Reach up, grab someone's ankles.

• 1:38:16Speaker 00

  That's good stuff. All right, we've done enough.

• 1:38:19Speaker 01

  We did, we did, we did.

• 1:38:20Speaker 00

  Thank you, guys.

• 1:38:20Speaker 01

  Love you, guys. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:38:22Speaker 00

  I love you. Thank you. I love you.

• 1:38:24Speaker 01

  MBO, nothing but love. Miss you too.

• 1:38:26Speaker 00

  Bye, everybody.

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• 1:38:31Speaker 00

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