Craig Conant Finally Confronts Bobby

Comedian Craig Conant joins the belly for the first time after 13 years of knowing Bobby. We talk no sleep for 10 days, coke party fight, Hawaii hole digging, Al Qaeda videos, booger bubble, and My Best Friend's Wedding. That’s www.hims.com/belly https://www.hims.com/belly for personalized hair loss treatment options. www.hims.com/belly https://www.hims.com/belly Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly https://www.shopify.com/tigerbelly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Speaker 01

  Be the Helix here for your sleep. Baby, watch your sleep, babe. Hey, Helix. For your sleep. Helix.

• 1:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, Helix, man, I, my sleep has improved dramatically since I've been sleeping on a Helix mattress. Um, improvements, A-OK, number one. Has your Helix mattress upgraded your bedroom home? Yes, it has. Every room in my house is elevated to a beautiful, comfortable sleeping place. For one, human beings and other, um, living beings can sleep on, you know? Um, you can personalize it, can you not?

• 1:32Speaker 03

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• 2:58Speaker 05

  Haven't seen you in forever.

• 3:02Bobby Lee?

  Fucking made it, dawg. What's up, bro?

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  Well, you turned it on. You turned it on? Yeah. He's turned it on, guys. I turned it on. Normally, you're mellow, but you came in hot. You came in hot today, dawg. You shut up. I'm just kidding. Because you're 15 minutes late? I'm so sorry. Yeah, what, what, can you explain that behavior? I swear on my life, did we not, I had to stop and take a shit at a CVS. Oh, really? I would have been five minutes late. That's fine. No, we were eating.

• 3:27Speaker 06

  At a CVS?

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just had to. Was it, um, solid or liquefied? A little bit of both. Chunky monkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like a, like a- Did you eat yesterday or no? Golf ball and then liquid. Really? Yeah. Like an asteroid? Yeah, it was good. Yeah, because that debris, you know, when you see an asteroid. I mean, I've seen the movies.

• 3:46Speaker 06

  Like a big boba.

• 3:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like a big boba, yeah. What's your favorite asteroid movie, you think? Armageddon or Deep Impact? Meteor Man. Oh, is that, is that an asteroid movie? You ever see Deep Impact or Armageddon? Armageddon, Armageddon. Not Deep Impact? That's a good one, too. Is that with Jake Gyllenhaal? No, no, no, that's, um, Day After Tomorrow. Oh.

• 4:06Speaker 06

  That's a good one.

• 4:07Bobby Lee?

  That's a good one. Deep Impact, oh, the, the, the old guy holds his daughter. Yeah, dude, so you know the vital scene in Deep Impact. You know that scene?

• 4:14Speaker 06

  Wait, with the beach, when she's coming?

• 4:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. When the beach comes after her, yeah, yeah. And the water's so still, but the beach goes crazy. Fuck it. Yeah, no, so my, what's this line there, then? They're on the- I think we need a bigger boat. No, no, no, no. So the father's holding the daughter. Yeah. And what does she say when that wave hits them? I love you, daddy.

• 4:36Bobby Lee?

  Close. She goes, um.

• 4:40Speaker 04

  We're not gonna need a bigger boat.

• 4:41Speaker 05

  I already said that.

• 4:44Speaker 04

  My bad, Craig.

• 4:45Bobby Lee?

  No, she goes.

• 4:47Bobby Lee?

  She goes.

• 4:48Speaker 06

  Daddy.

• 4:50Bobby Lee?

  And then the wave hits them.

• 4:51Speaker 06

  No.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  It's a long shot.

• 4:52Speaker 05

  Ah, that's a good line.

• 4:53Speaker 06

  Did you see the wave hit him? I thought it just.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  For a brief second, you do. They kind of disappear. I want to see a little three minute of the aftermath.

• 5:01Speaker 06

  I don't want to see that.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like the heads hitting concrete.

• 5:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:04Bobby Lee?

  Seaweed going into the eyeball.

• 5:06Speaker 05

  Dolphin going, I can't ride this wave either, dog.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  But that's, you like disaster movies?

• 5:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I, I used to watch all of them, like even shitty ones.

• 5:15Bobby Lee?

  Like which ones?

• 5:15Speaker 05

  Escape L.A. and like.

• 5:17Bobby Lee?

  Ah, that's a, yeah, I guess that would be considered a disaster movie.

• 5:20Speaker 06

  Yeah. How about I, Robot?

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  That's not really a disaster movie.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  I would say that, okay, Volcano, you ever see that one with Tommy Lee Jones?

• 5:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think so.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  It's a pretty good one.

• 5:31Speaker 05

  What about Dante's Inferno with Pierce Brosnan?

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Back in, whoa.

• 5:35Speaker 05

  I know some movies.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  That's back in the day, dude. That's a fucking hard hitter, dude.

• 5:39Speaker 06

  How about a Dan Brown movie?

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  Who's Dan?

• 5:42Speaker 06

  Oh, Dan Brown, the Da Vinci Code.

• 5:43Speaker 05

  Da Vinci Code.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's not a disaster movie either, no, that's.

• 5:47Speaker 05

  You guys are.

• 5:48Bobby Lee?

  More suspense, I think.

• 5:49Speaker 04

  What about The Schindler's List?

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 5:51Speaker 04

  The Schindler's List.

• 5:52Bobby Lee?

  That's a disaster, sure, sure.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  That is.

• 5:56Speaker 05

  He totally reduced it though.

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  That was a disaster. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I wouldn't really categorize it more drama, but I, you know, but it is a, that was a disaster. Yeah, yeah.

• 6:06Speaker 05

  Sophie's Choice, what'd they say?

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  What'd he?

• 6:08Speaker 05

  When the, when the wave hit him.

• 6:10Bobby Lee?

  What, in Sophie's Choice?

• 6:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  There's a wave in that?

• 6:12Speaker 05

  Of Nazis.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  A wave of Nazis, that's really.

• 6:16Speaker 05

  I was just yes, Andy.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're very, but here's another disaster movie, like, it's overlooked, 2012.

• 6:22Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 04

  I like that one.

• 6:23Bobby Lee?

  With John Cusack. That, beginning L.A.

• 6:26Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, with the billionaire Russian oligarch.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, you get it, dog.

• 6:29Speaker 05

  He saves the kid.

• 6:30Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, yeah, dog.

• 6:31Speaker 05

  The Danny's.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Danny, dude, Danny, dude.

• 6:33Speaker 05

  I said Nani.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  All right, Nani.

• 6:36Speaker 05

  Oh, Nani.

• 6:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves, so anyway, um, what we have here today is, um. Yeah, yeah, um, are you happy to be here?

• 6:44Speaker 04

  Good.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, what a joy for us, is it not?

• 6:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, yes, it is.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what a joy. Love everybody, what a joy for us.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  I love Craig.

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 6:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:52Speaker 05

  I know the boys in the back, too.

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, so this is a long time coming.

• 6:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, I've known you like 13 years.

• 6:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 13 years, and how many times have you done this podcast?

• 7:01Speaker 05

  This is my first time.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I made it, mom. You did. But you know, how many times has he been booked? Maybe twenty? Yeah, exactly. What do you mean? We've, we've considered you a lot. Well, it never happened. I know, but, no, no, no, there was one. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers.

• 7:22Bobby Lee?

  Hey, we prayed about it. There was, no, one time, I remember he was on the schedule. Yeah, and I got bumped. You got bumped by who? That was like eight years ago. I know, but who were you bumped by? Eric Griffin. He had a Showtime special. You got bumped by Griffin? You did it, motherfucker. I know, but let me say something right now. Griffin wouldn't bump you now. I got, he wouldn't be able to bump you now. You know what I mean? Move over, mustache man. Who could bump Craig right now at the Comedy Store? Let's, let's think of that. Who would I, there's, you know what? I'm gonna say something. There is not a single person, because, you know what I mean, this is a long time coming, right? Because, you know what I mean, I think it's been a point of strife between us a little bit, this, you not being. Only because of you, fool.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  You call me fu- you know what's so funny, you fuckface? You know what, you know what? I love you. Since you've become a headliner, dude, you know? Nah. And, and drawing and stuff. Nah. The other day, I pushed you a little bit, and you pushed me back. Yeah, that's right, bitch. Yeah. Normally, you wouldn't have done that before. I know. Your confidence now, I like it. You took it. Now you don't take it anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 8:25Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 8:27Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 8:27Bobby Lee?

  Is that nice, Ken?

• 8:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you know what? I'll tell you this right now. I don't, I can't think of a single person that would bump you. Maybe Matt Rife. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me think of some names. Arenas can bump. Yeah, that's it. Bobby, intro the room. Stop reading. Let me ask you something, let me ask you something. No, because this is. Why do you read it? No, because this is a new thing. I'm trying to, I'm not trying to interrupt. How long, wait, how long have you been doing this new thing? It's today's first day? Today's the first day. Yeah. And every time it pops up, he goes, Bobby.

• 9:01Bobby Lee?

  I know. So, we've been doing this over five hundred episodes, Craig, okay? And you just got there? This is the first time this has ever, so when it pops up, what the fuck am I? So Bobby, intro the room. So I will, alright? So anyway, so how many Chirones is gonna happen? What do you mean? So, did you put one up last episode where it was about to end, you're like, end the show? No, no, no, no, no, I don't do that. Okay, what, is the ghost still the end of show? And where's the ghost? Normally, where is the, oh, you put it right there, okay. So Craig, when the ghost is right there. When the ghost moves is when we have to kinda.

• 9:37Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's enter the room.

• 9:38Speaker 05

  Thoughts and prayers?

• 9:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, thoughts and prayers.

• 9:40Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, wait. I wanted a yes and that.

• 9:42Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 9:42Speaker 05

  Hey, so I just, uh, put money into my podcast studio and I just got a TV monitor.

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  Used like that.

• 9:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:49Speaker 05

  Except we don't use it and it's just Google and I swear to God, like 80% of the time, I just stare at the blinking. That, that the flicker.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:58Speaker 05

  And then I yell at my producer, "Why'd you do that?" And then I blame him.

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:01Speaker 05

  For just me just staring at a Google screen.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:04Speaker 05

  And getting heckled.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  That makes me mad.

• 10:05Speaker 05

  Do you like it or do you not like it?

• 10:06Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 10:07Speaker 05

  The thing.

• 10:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, it's, I gotta get used to it. It's the first time it's happened. Bobby into the room. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:13Speaker 05

  Bobby into the room.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig.

• 10:18Speaker 05

  It's distracting.

• 10:19Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 10:20Speaker 05

  I can't do it.

• 10:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, Craig, you and I, you and I are rebellious, right?

• 10:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not doing that.

• 10:24Speaker 05

  No.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what? Fuck that. We're not doing that.

• 10:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not doing that.

• 10:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what's up?

• 10:32Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, um, let's into the room.

• 10:36Bobby Lee?

  Now, how familiar are you with the Ferriole?

• 10:39Speaker 05

  I know this fool.

• 10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  From Dallas.

• 10:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 10:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, good dude, right?

• 10:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, good.

• 10:45Bobby Lee?

  Funny guy, right?

• 10:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  You did Guess Spot on your show?

• 10:47Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in Dallas.

• 10:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, or Fort Worth. Dallas, Dallas. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  What'd you play?

• 10:52Speaker 05

  Uh, Hyenas.

• 10:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, you like that one? Okay.

• 10:55Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 10:56Bobby Lee?

  We remember.

• 10:57Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  We're like elephants. And they say elephants, like in Lord of the Rings. Remember what Sam Goy's Ganji? When Sam Goy's Ganji first said, "Elephant," he goes, "Look, Frodo, an elephant."

• 11:08Speaker 05

  He did?

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  I think so.

• 11:11Bobby Lee?

  Wait, I, I think so. Can you, can you, can you look up the first time? I, I, if, if I'm wrong, I'll, I'll kill myself. I will kill myself right here if everybody.

• 11:21Speaker 05

  No, don't do it. We love you.

• 11:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 11:23Speaker 05

  I thought he said, "I didn't eat the biscuit, Frodo."

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  No, no. Frodo, oh my God. It's what, I think it's in. Olafont. Olaf, is it olafont? Yeah. Well, you looked at the script?

• 11:33Speaker 06

  Olafont, not, it's.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I say almost right?

• 11:38Speaker 05

  Tanzania.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Mr. Frodo, look, it's an olafont.

• 11:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:42Speaker 05

  Bobby, into the room.

• 11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have two people. We haven't done it yet? These two we have. You know why? Because I'm being fucking Sid vicious about it, right? And I don't like authority. And where is he now? He's dead. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll enter the room. You're right. Good point. We've got, uh, you see, you know the Ferriole from the, um, Dallas?

• 12:01Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 12:04Speaker 05

  Jaime, Jamie, I'm here.

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  Where were you just now?

• 12:07Speaker 05

  I was reading Olaf on 8,000 pound kilogram from Tanzania. I have a fun fact. Tusk.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Guy, you're on my last nerve right now, Guy.

• 12:20Speaker 05

  I love you.

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  I love you too.

• 12:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  You know, you know, Capra?

• 12:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just met her recently through the Comedy Store. You just got hired, what, like a year ago, six months ago? Six months.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, six months ago. Uh, how do you feel about her?

• 12:31Speaker 05

  She's great.

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  Nice person?

• 12:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Uh, Rose is all up about her.

• 12:35Speaker 05

  Rose is the shit.

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, oh, so you like the new regime?

• 12:38Speaker 05

  Fuck, yeah, dude. I got like five spots when we, I was like.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God! You know, it's so funny about regime change. I will intro the room when I fucking want it. Don't fuck with me.

• 12:56Bobby Lee?

  People want to know who's talking. I don't care.

• 12:58Speaker 05

  Craig Conant.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  There we go. No, don't even say your name. You leave that part up.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  I will intro the room when I want to intro the room.

• 13:06Speaker 05

  Craig Conant.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 13:08Speaker 05

  Craig Conant.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  So, anyway, um, you know, I've been through so many regime, regime changes there.

• 13:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:14Bobby Lee?

  How many regime changes have you been at the Comedy Store?

• 13:16Speaker 05

  Tommy, Adam, Emily, Rose.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  You want to hear mine?

• 13:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, all of them.

• 13:24Bobby Lee?

  What, not all of them?

• 13:24Speaker 05

  Missy.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 13:26Speaker 05

  No.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Scott Day. Eleanor Kerrigan. She was a booker? Fuck, yeah. What?

• 13:33Speaker 05

  Wait, Eleanor?

• 13:33Bobby Lee?

  What? Eleanor and Princess Cory did a combo talent coordinator. And Eleanor didn't like me, so for a year I didn't get a single spot.

• 13:42Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  I prayed to the day that she would get fired. Because I was not getting spots. Anyway, love her now. Peace, peace and love. Um, it was, so it went, um, Cory, and then it went Duncan Trussell. What?

• 13:56Speaker 05

  What?

• 13:57Speaker 06

  Who's?

• 13:57Bobby Lee?

  Five.

• 13:58Speaker 05

  He booked?

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  Five years.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  And then Duncan still to this day reminds me that he has to do, um, trauma therapy because of me. When he was a talent coordinator.

• 14:09Speaker 05

  He called too much?

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  No, I would pee in his cups. I liked, liked pranks, too many pranks.

• 14:13Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. It was the nineties.

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  No, but I would like live little poop dollops and stuff on his table.

• 14:18Speaker 06

  Did he drink the pee?

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, stuff like that, yeah. And he, he was not happy then.

• 14:22Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah.

• 14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you know what? And, and in retrospect, I think that it was poor behavior on my part. And I want to apologize publicly.

• 14:29Speaker 05

  I used to pee in like, like Corona bottles and just put them in the fridge.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  I don't know who's gonna get it.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  You and I, you and I are the same guy.

• 14:43Speaker 05

  I love it, yeah. I'd just do it and I'd be like, huh?

• 14:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you freeze your cum too?

• 14:48Speaker 05

  Hey, it's pee pee bread.

• 14:51Bobby Lee?

  Do you freeze your cum?

• 14:52Speaker 05

  No.

• 14:53Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  Me either. I never, I never froze my cum. That's ridiculous.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  Wait, in your fridge or like at a bank?

• 15:00Bobby Lee?

  Just in general.

• 15:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, in my fridge, yeah, but at a bank.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Have you really frozen your cum in your fridge?

• 15:05Speaker 05

  No.

• 15:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay. Anyway, and then so it went Duncan Trussell and then it went.

• 15:11Speaker 06

  Do you freeze it in an ice tray?

• 15:13Speaker 05

  In a bag?

• 15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And you put, you have to add, so you add a little ice.

• 15:18Speaker 05

  Hey, why do you freeze it?

• 15:20Speaker 06

  So you put water and cum in an ice tray?

• 15:23Speaker 04

  No, kill the baby.

• 15:24Bobby Lee?

  What? What'd you say?

• 15:27Speaker 04

  Water and cum will not mix well. Well.

• 15:31Speaker 04

  I don't know why.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  Sorry, sir, I couldn't hear you over your accent.

• 15:40Speaker 05

  Or, or speech impediment. I can't figure out which one it is. Today, Junior.

• 15:47Speaker 04

  He said water and cum, they don't mix well.

• 15:50Bobby Lee?

  The reason why I froze it was because for Ari.

• 15:52Speaker 05

  They don't. You're right.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  For Ari Shaffir.

• 15:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:55Speaker 05

  Did you save it for him?

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  No, so what happened, do you remember? So what happened was one day I peed on his car. Okay? Then he hired, he saved three months of poo.

• 16:06Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  In a bag, took a spatula. And then put it all over my, you know, windshield wipers?

• 16:13Speaker 06

  Why three months?

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  He wanted a lot.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  A week.

• 16:15Bobby Lee?

  And he put some underneath the handle. A big log underneath the handle of my doorknob. So when I was opening the door, right? So I opened the door, I washed my hands, and then it was, there was a little dollop of poo on my window. So I did the windshield wiper, but that's where all the poo was. And it wiped all the poo under the windshield, right? So then I went to 7-Eleven, right? Then I went to 7-Eleven, and then I had to give a homeless man $150. He wouldn't do it for 10, he wouldn't do it for 20. I bought a bunch of windshield, they go, "I ain't doing it for 100, unless it's 150 bucks."

• 16:51Speaker 05

  That homeless man has standards, and I'm glad.

• 16:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. 150 feels like a low ball. A low ball for homeless, but he did it, right? And then for four months, I saved my cum. Wow. Because I was gonna put in a drink of his.

• 17:03Speaker 05

  You still saving it?

• 17:04Bobby Lee?

  No, not, no, no. No, after like the probably 30th time of the getting the, coming into it, you know what I mean? I went, I'm in my 30s. Yeah. Like, what am I doing with my life? So I ended the war there.

• 17:19Speaker 05

  Uh huh.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  And I just kinda, I washed the thing.

• 17:21Speaker 05

  For the best.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Speaker 05

  I got some stories like that.

• 17:36Bobby Lee?

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• 17:54Speaker 03

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• 18:00Bobby Lee?

  You do know, because you're, you're science minded.

• 18:03Speaker 03

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• 18:08Bobby Lee?

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• 18:12Speaker 03

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• 18:14Bobby Lee?

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• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  I hope it's clinically proven.

• 18:19Speaker 03

  I don't think those two are related.

• 18:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, but still.

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Hundred percent online and clinically proven.

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  It's, yeah, and I'll tell you another, no insurance is needed.

• 18:26Speaker 03

  That's the cool part.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

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• 18:36Speaker 00

  Oh, my gosh.

• 18:36Speaker 03

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• 18:41Bobby Lee?

  Some say millions, some say millions.

• 18:42Speaker 03

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• 18:49Bobby Lee?

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• 18:58Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  So cheapo.

• 19:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:01Speaker 00

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• 19:11Speaker 07

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• 19:22Bobby Lee?

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• 19:34Speaker 03

  We were lost.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Lost and confused.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  We didn't know what to do, we didn't...

• 19:38Bobby Lee?

  Know what to think.

• 19:40Speaker 03

  We had a long list of tasks.

• 19:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and, um, you wanna go online and shop and have an online business. To me, Shopify was a lifesaver. Get started with your own design studio. With hundreds of ready-to-use templates, Shopify helps you build a beautiful online store to match your brand style.

• 20:00Speaker 03

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• 20:16Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 20:17Speaker 03

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• 20:21Speaker 00

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• 20:41Bobby Lee?

  I washed the thing.

• 20:41Speaker 05

  It's for the best.

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:43Speaker 05

  I got some stories like that.

• 20:44Bobby Lee?

  Give me one.

• 20:45Speaker 05

  I shit on a plate in Mexico and slid it under my buddy's hotel door because it had a fat crack.

• 20:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 20:51Speaker 05

  And then just opened it, a plate of shit. My buddy left. My buddy left me in Hermosa and I had to take a taxi cab home and then I beat him home and I smeared his dog shit all over his front door and then we fought and then his pit bull bit him in his ass.

• 21:08Bobby Lee?

  See? You know what I mean?

• 21:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  We're like-minded anyway, yeah. Why do we go to those resorts?

• 21:14Speaker 05

  He started it.

• 21:14Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, and we end wars, don't we? Do we end wars?

• 21:18Speaker 05

  I do, I'm like, oh, this is enough.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  This is enough.

• 21:20Speaker 05

  We were fighting and then I swear to God, you could ask him too, like, we were, I was feisty and we were fighting and his dog bit him and then I realized I was in the wrong and then I gave up and I let him win. Like, I swear, I just went, ah, I deserved this and I just took it. Choked me out.

• 21:36Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he choked you out?

• 21:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  You think you could have taken him if?

• 21:39Speaker 05

  He's a pretty good fighter, probably not, but I had, you know, it was the drunken crazy days, who knows?

• 21:44Bobby Lee?

  And you got, you get knocked out completely?

• 21:46Speaker 05

  I've been knocked out, not that time.

• 21:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, oh, you've been beat up before?

• 21:48Speaker 05

  Ah, yeah.

• 21:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 21:50Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  Why? A mothling off?

• 21:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:54Speaker 05

  Uh-huh.

• 21:55Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, do I know somebody that beat?

• 21:58Speaker 05

  No, no, this is pre-comedy days, drunken, drinking and whiskey days, cocaine days.

• 22:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:04Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I slept with this dude's girlfriend and he knocked me out. At the bar.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  Wait, well, how did you find out?

• 22:11Speaker 05

  He sucker punched me.

• 22:11Bobby Lee?

  How did you find out?

• 22:13Speaker 05

  Um, everybody, like, hey.

• 22:18Speaker 05

  No, this is a terrible story that I don't want to tell, but here we go. So the girl had, the girl liked men and she, I was...

• 22:26Bobby Lee?

  She liked men?

• 22:27Speaker 05

  She, she's...

• 22:27Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, that's great.

• 22:29Speaker 05

  No, she, what I'm trying to say...

• 22:30Bobby Lee?

  Terrary, it's a rarity.

• 22:30Speaker 05

  Slept around.

• 22:31Speaker 06

  Oh, she slept around?

• 22:32Speaker 05

  Slept around.

• 22:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:33Speaker 06

  She was open.

• 22:34Speaker 05

  So everybody had hit it and then it, not that, not that night, like in...

• 22:38Bobby Lee?

  I bet your money, I bet your money if I was in your friend group, I'd be the only one not hitting.

• 22:42Speaker 06

  Why?

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Because, you know, I've been in this situation where it's like, not you.

• 22:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 06

  So you'd wanna hit.

• 22:48Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 22:48Speaker 06

  You would want to hit.

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  No, then I would get introspective and read like philosophical books and go inside myself and go, oh no, you're good enough.

• 22:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 22:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, go ahead.

• 22:56Speaker 05

  And it was like party sex. You know, a party, you do cocaine and you have sex in the bathroom.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  I did a party before.

• 23:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then someone opened the door.

• 23:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:04Speaker 05

  And then it was just my booty.

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and what, obviously, can I guess what the position was?

• 23:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:09Bobby Lee?

  Doggy.

• 23:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 23:10Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, yeah, man.

• 23:12Speaker 05

  And then, uh, word got out and I, like, you can't say a guy like, hey, man, she's done that like 10 times.

• 23:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm not the first.

• 23:21Speaker 05

  Ah!

• 23:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:23Speaker 05

  And then, uh, yeah, he just got me. He chipped my inner tooth, my inner molar. And it was just like the movies. I woke up and, uh, and the bouncer's arm and I was just like, what happened?

• 23:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 23:33Speaker 05

  He got knocked out. And then my friends offered me a ride home. When you get knocked out, I was like, I'm gonna walk. And I just shook his hand. I said, my bad, doggy. And then when he-

• 23:43Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 23:45Speaker 05

  He was still there.

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  I was on a date. I got knocked out in front of a date. So you went, you went like this?

• 23:50Speaker 05

  I was on a date. I went to the bar to get a beer and he sucker punched me. I woke up and I was just like, ah, I just said, I'm gone.

• 23:57Bobby Lee?

  And you walked and you go, sorry, sir.

• 23:59Speaker 05

  Well, he, we both did, cause we had friends, mutual friends, and they're, they're knuckleheads, knuckleheads.

• 24:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:04Speaker 05

  You know, and they're like, just shake it off. You knocked them out.

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:08Speaker 05

  He did what every man in here did.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, right. But he didn't punch them?

• 24:12Speaker 05

  No.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:13Speaker 05

  Just me.

• 24:14Speaker 06

  What does it feel like to get knocked out? Do you just blackout?

• 24:16Speaker 05

  You don't know. Yeah, you just wake up and you're like, fuck.

• 24:20Bobby Lee?

  I've been knocked out.

• 24:20Speaker 06

  Where am I?

• 24:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 24:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:22Speaker 05

  I've been choked out.

• 24:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:23Speaker 05

  Space stomp.

• 24:24Bobby Lee?

  Ari Shafir punched me out.

• 24:25Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:26Speaker 06

  What did you do?

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I woke up, I, I, well, well-

• 24:30Speaker 05

  He said four months ago.

• 24:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, I was coming.

• 24:33Bobby Lee?

  I got knocked out and then as I opened my eyes, this has never probably happened to you, where you get knocked out and you see a shoe. Is this your shoe? No, his shoe kicking your face. Oh, yeah. So I got knocked out and I went, oh, I opened it and went, and just a shoe hitting my face. That's too much. It's a little too much. Yeah, yeah.

• 24:53Speaker 06

  Was it on his foot or in his hand?

• 24:56Bobby Lee?

  Very good question.

• 24:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 24:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, it was on his foot still. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 25:00Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 25:00Bobby Lee?

  My buddy H-bomb stomped my face and outside a car in the curb. Yeah, yeah. And I, yeah, I had it coming. Left, wait, was left to mark? I couldn't, I had to eat soup for like two weeks, bro. Oh, oh.

• 25:14Bobby Lee?

  I know I'm laughing. It's funny. You've been beaten up a lot. No, yeah, I guess. Yeah, me too. We're losers. Are we losers or winners? Yeah, I won one.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Are we winners? You think we're winners or losers? We're winners now, baby. Well, yeah, we are. Redemption. We're damned, yeah. We're helping. So we got Catbird here.

• 25:29Speaker 06

  Hi.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and. How many times you been knocked out?

• 25:31Speaker 06

  I haven't, actually.

• 25:33Bobby Lee?

  Keep working at the store.

• 25:34Speaker 06

  I'm gonna do that. Do you guys have all your real teeth then?

• 25:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no.

• 25:38Speaker 06

  Oh, there's, oh, there's missing there.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  Missing tooth. How many do you have missing? This one. Yeah, look, look. Yeah.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  We don't have the dental brush. We don't brush our floss.

• 25:52Bobby Lee?

  We are the same. Yeah, we got teeth missing. I got molested too.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  We were molested.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. You're molested. Beat, beat, but your dad? No. Oh. Dad? Only me. My dad beat me. Oh, beat? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 26:15Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even remember last. Oh, fuck. I'm like, no, he just beat me. No, oh, thank God. Yeah. He's old. Yeah, and we were, um, but did you have love growing up? Yeah. It's funny, you know, you, you know, I was talking about this some the other day to somebody. It's, here's my upbringing. You know, beat, but then a lot of love. Yeah. Right? So now when you're in a relationship, right? When you get intimate, right? There is still that fear that something bad's gonna happen. Yeah. You know what I mean? And through my therapist, I'm trying to work through that. But it's like you think, you know, I mean, you're intimate with somebody or somebody's loving you, right? But, you know, there's. A 5% chance there that you don't trust it. You know what I mean?

• 26:54Speaker 05

  For sure. It's so scary. You're vulnerable and your heart's on a platter.

• 26:58Bobby Lee?

  It's my father's fault, I think.

• 26:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, for sure.

• 27:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But, he, you know, he's the type of dad that would beat you and the next day, "I bought you a car!"

• 27:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:07Speaker 06

  Mmm.

• 27:07Bobby Lee?

  Right? And, and shower you with love?

• 27:10Speaker 04

  I get that.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 27:14Speaker 04

  What?

• 27:15Bobby Lee?

  What do you get, man?

• 27:16Speaker 04

  I, I feel that. I get you, bro.

• 27:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, give me an example.

• 27:20Speaker 04

  It's like, it's like they say, like, your friend will text you at 6:00 in the morning, and like, "Hey, can I get a ride to CarMax?" Right, Craig? And like, you're like, "Yeah, of course, bro. I got you."

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  And then he beat you?

• 27:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 06

  That you got a car?

• 27:36Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 27:38Speaker 05

  I didn't know you played.

• 27:46Bobby Lee?

  Sing a song, Craig.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  Ah!

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God! You don't know how to sing, do you?

• 27:51Speaker 05

  No, I don't.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  Really? Are you tone deaf?

• 27:54Speaker 05

  I could sing a little bit. I was being funny.

• 27:57Bobby Lee?

  Do that.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  How about you? Can you sing?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  No, dude. No, no. Can you really not sing?

• 28:13Speaker 06

  I can sing a little bit.

• 28:17Bobby Lee?

  Let's try to sing this.

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You get the next line, okay?

• 28:32Speaker 05

  Imagine, and, I forgot the whole.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  That's what we don't have in common. Musical inclination. Alright, so let's introduce Craig now.

• 28:45Speaker 05

  On the linen.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  On my time. Okay? So here's a guy. I, I met, um, many, many years ago. 12 years ago?

• 28:56Speaker 05

  It's 13, I believe.

• 28:58Bobby Lee?

  13 years ago, yeah.

• 29:00Speaker 05

  The photo.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  And when I first met him, I liked ya. A lot. And, uh, you were, you could, you know, here's, here's the thing about young comics, you can just instantly tell. I believe, I believe when you see somebody, you can instantly tell like, oh, this person has chops or there's something interesting about him or, you know, and I've always felt that about you. I've never been worried about you. You know what I mean? Like there's, you know, we, you know, during lunch, we talked about, hey, you think this is gonna, the person's gonna make it? I love that game. Yeah. You know what I mean? And she kept saying, no.

• 29:33Speaker 06

  What the heck?

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:34Speaker 06

  No!

• 29:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I can just name you the names that you said no about.

• 29:37Speaker 06

  Shut the hell up!

• 29:39Bobby Lee?

  But my point is, is that, but with you was never a no. It was always like, no, that guy's gonna fucking make it. Well, thank you. And over the years, um, you've built a, and you did it the right way, by the way. You did it exactly the right way. Some of these guys are like leeches. Ah, yeah. Right? You were never a leech. No. You stuck to your guns. Yeah. You developed your voice and, and you also built an audience through, what do you fucking know, guy? My big free holy friend.

• 30:08Speaker 04

  Boy, I'm nodding.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I love you so much. That was aggressive. I apologize. I love you.

• 30:14Speaker 06

  We love Craig.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  No, I love you.

• 30:16Speaker 04

  I love you too, man.

• 30:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 30:17Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, you built this thing, right? But, you know, we've been friends ever since. Yeah. Right? And now here we are. Yeah. You know what I mean? Drawing. Yeah. Right? It's pretty cool. Audience, right? You have, um, great merch. I brought you some. I know, I saw it. You know what I mean? Um, I've been to your house. Great life. Yeah. Right? Can we talk about, you have a baby? I have a baby, beautiful baby boy. Fucking little baby. Marlo. Amazing, right? He's an angel. He's happy, happy. You have a great, you have a great life and you're, and I honestly think that the sky's the limit with you. Thank you. Okay? And I also want to apologize. I go, and I want to, and, and the team can back me up, okay?

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  I have no control into who complete, right? How much control? I have no control of who fucking comes here. Like for instance, today we had Seth Green. I had no, I didn't ask him. He was just here, you did it, right? Right, so he does all the bookings, so it's like, you know, I, I would, I would podcast with you every fucking day if I wanted to. If, if I had it my own way, right?

• 31:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 31:28Bobby Lee?

  But this time, you know what I mean? I made, we made it hap- my point being, it was always gonna happen. I, I would have you on, you know, every week if I, you know what I mean? And I, and I love you, so can we get that out of the way?

• 31:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, I love you too, bro.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  Because there was a resentment, no. Be honest.

• 31:45Speaker 05

  Nah, there really wasn't. I'll tell you what happened.

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  You can't, I never bring shit up. I'll get it, I'll get it, I'm, I, I'm, what you just said, I'll mind my business, I'll make noise on the street and I'll get stuff.

• 31:57Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 31:58Speaker 05

  That's how it works, that's how you're supposed to do it unless you're a leech. You know?

• 32:01Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 32:02Speaker 05

  And then I, I never, of course I wanted it, but you brought it up to me like six to eight times. And then that makes somebody go, "Yeah!" And then I would follow, I swear on my life, I never brought it up. Then I would follow up, because I hate pests and I don't wanna be a pest. And then you'd be like, "Stop bugging me, man." And then I would go like this. "Ugh." That happened like twice, and then I'm like, "You brought it up."

• 32:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what, dude? That's never fucking happened.

• 32:31Speaker 05

  That's insane. I can recall the exact situation that happened. That happened with Ari Matty. Remember, and then you-

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  I don't know Ari Matty, so there's, there's- There's where we're going wrong in the first place. Who's Ari Matty? I have no Ari, I don't know an Ari Matty.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  No, that's it, and then you start throwing-

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Who's that guy? Some guy?

• 32:47Speaker 05

  He did your pod. He's super funny.

• 32:50Bobby Lee?

  Who? Estonian. Oh, oh, oh, Estonian, he did do it, I know him, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:54Speaker 05

  No, that was a scene from a movie. That was a scene from a movie.

• 32:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:58Speaker 05

  That shit was so funny.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:00Speaker 01

  Oh, I know.

• 33:00Speaker 05

  I love Ari Manning, by the way.

• 33:01Bobby Lee?

  But he just was on, so, okay.

• 33:03Speaker 05

  No, you remember at the start, that shit was funny, bro.

• 33:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what happened?

• 33:07Speaker 05

  I seen him go up at the mothership before he blew up. I was like, this guy's funny as fuck. He cold open, was talking about schizophrenic homeless people getting shot, and I'm like, I'm a fan. And when he cold opened that, it doesn't do so well, but I was like, that guy's a savage. And then like six months later, he blew up. Deservedly so, the man's a fucking, the shit. Then, we're standing, it's me, Bobby, Ari. And then Ari says to Bobby like, "I'll see you tomorrow at noon." He's like, "Yeah, Tiger Belly at noon." And then Bobby looks at me, and he knows.

• 33:38Speaker 05

  And then I just said, "I've known you 13 years, man." And then he's like, "I'll get you out," you know, like that, that's my poking. That shit was funny, though. Yeah, really good. Yeah. Really fun. It's alright, bro. I'm here. I don't care. Don't feel bad at all. You owe me nothing. I need nothing. I love you, dawg.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  I owe you a lot. I owe you a lot.

• 33:58Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 33:58Bobby Lee?

  You know why?

• 33:59Speaker 05

  Give me money.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Why? Because I, um, because of your friendship. I think that's worth something for, for me.

• 34:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:06Bobby Lee?

  You know, and I wanna, I'll at least say that, you know, you're welcome back anytime.

• 34:09Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 34:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And we're just so happy that you're here.

• 34:14Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 34:15Bobby Lee?

  Um, and, um, congratulations. How's the baby?

• 34:18Speaker 05

  He's good. He's very.

• 34:19Bobby Lee?

  How's, how old is the baby?

• 34:20Speaker 05

  He's seventeen months, almost eighteen months.

• 34:22Bobby Lee?

  Does it, does it say Gaga, or what does it do?

• 34:25Speaker 05

  It says snack. I said, he says snack.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  And you know, what kind of snacks is he like?

• 34:31Speaker 05

  Dad, dad, mom, he's, he's a, he's a chomper, bro.

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  He chomps food.

• 34:35Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. He eats everything. He'll eat spicy food. I fed him like Indian rice that was spicy and had fennel and licorice in it. And this guy was chowing it down. Send him home, he shits seven times for his mother.

• 34:46Bobby Lee?

  Can you tell at that age?

• 34:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait.

• 34:52Speaker 05

  I send him home a diary every day, man.

• 34:55Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 34:55Speaker 06

  His mom's.

• 34:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:57Speaker 05

  He's pooping.

• 34:57Bobby Lee?

  But can you tell at that age where you can tell what kind of duty is gonna be?

• 35:02Speaker 05

  I mean, he already has more charisma than most of the kids on the playground.

• 35:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 35:06Speaker 05

  Funny.

• 35:07Bobby Lee?

  So he's confident?

• 35:08Speaker 05

  And he's just happy. I mean it. Like this kid, my, he was at home because with my mom and he was just laughing and like old ladies were just gathering, like.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 35:18Speaker 05

  He's a head turner. He looks like a little cherub baby. I'll pull up a photo. He's beyond cute.

• 35:23Bobby Lee?

  Maybe send it to Gilbert. You have information?

• 35:26Speaker 01

  Or, yeah.

• 35:26Speaker 05

  I have George's phone number.

• 35:29Bobby Lee?

  Give it to George and George will put it up on the screen.

• 35:32Speaker 06

  Do you spell Marlo L O E or L O W?

• 35:35Speaker 05

  M A R L O.

• 35:38Speaker 06

  Marlo.

• 35:39Speaker 04

  Marlo. You should smoke, Craig?

• 35:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  The movie line?

• 35:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, nice. Hey, you want to hear my shaggy impression?

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  No, please don't do it. We already did it. Please, please. Go ahead.

• 35:54Speaker 04

  Craig, this is my shaggy impression. Like, man, what's up, Scoob? What'd you think?

• 36:01Speaker 05

  It's good, man.

• 36:02Speaker 04

  Thanks, man.

• 36:07Bobby Lee?

  Nah, he's just happy and easy. Like, he's just. But what I'm saying is, is that is he gonna be like, like if I had a kid, I'd be like, oh, this is gonna be a little rebel.

• 36:16Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:16Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna be a troublemaker.

• 36:18Speaker 05

  I try to help him down the stairs. Like, get off me. And then he'll fall. I'm like, dude.

• 36:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he's one of those.

• 36:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so maybe X Games?

• 36:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:26Bobby Lee?

  You think so?

• 36:27Speaker 05

  Oh, he's already a beach boy. He's at the beach damn near every day.

• 36:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, server.

• 36:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Ladies, men, like the dad?

• 36:32Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah. He's a head turner.

• 36:33Bobby Lee?

  You're ladies and.

• 36:34Speaker 05

  A six-year-old started putting in makeup on him, for him, I'm for him at the park. There's two kids. He has this posse of kids he hangs out with at story time at the park down the way. And, uh, this, this, this kid he's friends with, the older sister, Marlo's coming, she puts on makeup. I swear on my life.

• 36:52Bobby Lee?

  To see your son?

• 36:53Speaker 06

  And she's six?

• 36:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:54Speaker 06

  Whoa.

• 36:55Speaker 05

  Cougar.

• 36:56Speaker 06

  And he's seventeen months.

• 36:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:58Bobby Lee?

  Wow. He's seventeen months?

• 37:00Speaker 06

  One and a half.

• 37:00Bobby Lee?

  He's a local. You have it? I gotta see this kid.

• 37:03Speaker 06

  I know.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Almost, almost.

• 37:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. No, no, Craig, if this kid goes.

• 37:07Speaker 05

  True blue eyes. I wish I.

• 37:08Bobby Lee?

  If this kid goes daddy.

• 37:10Speaker 08

  Let's just roleplay a little bit.

• 37:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 37:12Speaker 08

  That's how you say "ya ya"? Oh my god, dude.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:17Speaker 08

  He's a looker, dude.

• 37:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:19Speaker 08

  Yeah.

• 37:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:20Speaker 08

  Oh my god.

• 37:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's so cute.

• 37:22Speaker 08

  Yeah. So daddy?

• 37:23Bobby Lee?

  The hair.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  He's just like a bottle of joy.

• 37:25Speaker 08

  Daddy? We're doing a roleplay.

• 37:27Speaker 05

  Oh, oh.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Cute.

• 37:29Speaker 08

  Daddy?

• 37:29Speaker 05

  Shut the fuck up.

• 37:34Speaker 08

  He's five. Daddy, I wanna take acting classes. Would you do it?

• 37:38Speaker 05

  No, son.

• 37:40Speaker 08

  You would not?

• 37:41Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 37:41Speaker 08

  Daddy, please, I wanna take acting classes. I wanna be next, I wanna be next to Heath Ledger.

• 37:49Speaker 05

  Go to the beach, son. Hollywood's weird.

• 37:51Speaker 08

  You wouldn't support his dreams, then?

• 37:52Speaker 05

  I would, I would. If he wanted it, I would.

• 37:55Speaker 08

  That's what I mean. I just, I just said it. I got the question.

• 37:58Speaker 05

  I don't love Hollywood for kids.

• 37:59Speaker 08

  Daddy, I wanna do men's figure skating.

• 38:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, look how cute.

• 38:02Speaker 08

  Daddy, pay attention to me.

• 38:04Speaker 05

  I'm looking up more photos, son.

• 38:06Speaker 08

  Daddy, can I be, I wanna do men's, daddy, I wanna do men's figure skatings.

• 38:11Bobby Lee?

  This is so disturbing.

• 38:12Speaker 08

  Can I do men's figure skating?

• 38:14Speaker 05

  Fuck no.

• 38:16Speaker 08

  Would you, I mean, you, your parents, were you a parent?

• 38:19Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 38:19Speaker 08

  Your son? Daddy?

• 38:22Speaker 07

  Yeah?

• 38:23Speaker 08

  Same kid. I know, I get it. Cute kid.

• 38:26Speaker 07

  I get it.

• 38:26Speaker 08

  Daddy?

• 38:27Speaker 07

  Yes, Tommy.

• 38:29Speaker 08

  Thank you for calling me my name, daddy. Daddy, I wanna do men's figure skatings.

• 38:35Speaker 07

  Okay, after you do your reading app, then, uh, for five minutes, then we can do figure skating.

• 38:39Speaker 08

  No, I wanna take serious classes.

• 38:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 38:42Speaker 08

  Cl- clashes.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Crashes.

• 38:44Speaker 08

  Crashes.

• 38:45Speaker 07

  Japanese.

• 38:45Speaker 08

  Japanese. Right? Would you do it?

• 38:48Speaker 07

  Five minutes of reading and then you can do whatever you want.

• 38:49Speaker 08

  No, but he wants to take classes, like, every weekend.

• 38:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:52Speaker 05

  Okay, good. I'd be like, sure, right after you listen to Wu-Tang.

• 38:56Speaker 08

  Oh, I see.

• 38:57Speaker 05

  You gotta spice it up.

• 38:57Speaker 08

  You would have a balance.

• 38:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:59Speaker 08

  All right.

• 38:59Speaker 05

  You gotta know, enter the thirty-six chambers if you're gonna be a figure skater.

• 39:03Speaker 08

  Daddy, I wanna do the, um, male cheerleading.

• 39:08Speaker 05

  As long as it's the Tupac world.

• 39:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I mean, you would have to.

• 39:12Speaker 05

  He's sharing ambitions.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, I wanna do it.

• 39:15Speaker 05

  You can see me.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  I would support my kid to do anything, I think.

• 39:20Speaker 05

  I would too. It doesn't matter. It's all love.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't seem like it.

• 39:23Speaker 05

  Well, I wanna steer him in a direction.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Speaker 05

  I wanna guide him to the dope shit.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 39:27Speaker 05

  But ultimately, whatever he's into, he's into.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 39:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:31Speaker 06

  What sport would you want your son to?

• 39:32Speaker 05

  Baseball.

• 39:33Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 39:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  Already.

• 39:35Speaker 05

  It's the only one I'm good at.

• 39:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you wanna do baseball?

• 39:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 39:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:39Speaker 06

  Position?

• 39:40Speaker 05

  I would shortstop, second base, third base.

• 39:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 39:43Speaker 04

  What if he wanted to be a model? Like for a diaper?

• 39:46Speaker 05

  He already is, dude.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:47Speaker 06

  Is he on calendars? He should be on like a baby calendar.

• 39:50Speaker 05

  He should be. He's a char baby.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:51Speaker 05

  That's fine. Pictures are fine. I just like, I don't know. I don't love Hollywood.

• 39:55Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 39:55Bobby Lee?

  You don't love Hollywood?

• 39:56Speaker 04

  Calendar.

• 39:57Speaker 05

  I'm for Nino's, bro.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Another, I have a little.

• 40:00Speaker 06

  Even though that should be like a calendar pic. Come on.

• 40:03Speaker 04

  You know what you should do? You should get like, like every season, like a 12 month calendar.

• 40:06Speaker 05

  That's a good idea.

• 40:07Speaker 04

  For your own show.

• 40:08Speaker 05

  That's the best thing you've said all podcast, man.

• 40:13Speaker 04

  It's like.

• 40:13Speaker 05

  No, I love this fool. He's funny.

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Is that seaweed he's playing with?

• 40:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:18Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. He eats sand. He, uh, dips it.

• 40:21Bobby Lee?

  What's so funny?

• 40:22Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 40:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Nature. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 40:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's a little angel.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Does he dig holes? You, I love digging holes.

• 40:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's fun. He'll be digging holes.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  No, but with just one hand?

• 40:33Speaker 05

  I bought a, I bought a shovel from like SOG, like a, like a survival knife kit with the shovel. It's like a metal shovel.

• 40:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:41Speaker 05

  With the saw on it.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 40:43Speaker 05

  And I gave it to my niece and nephew and my son, and within two minutes, my, my niece was like, got cut with the saw. And she was screaming. We had to take it away.

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  Why's that funny?

• 40:53Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It, it, let me ask you something, cause when I was at the beach and I was digging a hole with my hand, and I dug a very big hole, if you remember, and in my mind, I'm like, is that a man thing to dig holes?

• 41:09Speaker 05

  I think you just got, it's fun. You gotta do it. I still do it.

• 41:12Bobby Lee?

  Dig holes?

• 41:13Speaker 05

  I'll do it with the kid, without the kid.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:15Speaker 05

  I'll be digging.

• 41:16Bobby Lee?

  There's something about digging a hole that is instinctual.

• 41:19Speaker 06

  I love sand crabs. I love sand crabs.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  What do they look like?

• 41:23Speaker 06

  They look like little crabs. But they're like a little shell and they have little orange eggs usually underneath them.

• 41:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, sometimes their little eyeballs stick out. I've seen that before.

• 41:32Speaker 06

  They're so cool.

• 41:33Bobby Lee?

  And they're so cute.

• 41:34Speaker 05

  You're good, I thought it was like their dog.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  But you know what an otter would do with that sand crab?

• 41:39Speaker 06

  No, I don't wanna know.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  Do you know what it would do?

• 41:41Speaker 06

  Probably be friends with it.

• 41:43Bobby Lee?

  Crack its fucking little fucking head open and suck out its insides.

• 41:46Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 41:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because that's called nature.

• 41:48Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and I've been watching a lot of nature shit.

• 41:51Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, life on the planet, planet Earth.

• 41:54Speaker 06

  What's life on the planet?

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

  It's just the different kinds, baby animals.

• 41:57Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 41:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh, um, the oceans.

• 41:59Speaker 06

  The oceans.

• 42:00Speaker 05

  David Attenborough.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  Attenborough?

• 42:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you like watching all that shit?

• 42:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  It's the best, dude.

• 42:05Speaker 05

  I used to watch it all the time and then every ending is, this species is extinct and I got so sad. I stopped, bro. Every time, we kill them all.

• 42:16Bobby Lee?

  Or what, when Barack Obama does it? Unfortunately, he always says unfortunately mankind. And then there's like a gigantic thing that looks like a boat, but it's all plastic.

• 42:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  And then there's a fucking, you know what I mean? Sort of creature stuck in it.

• 42:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, and it just breaks.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  They cut that part out.

• 42:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, let it be nice.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, cut that part out. What do you think? Cut that part out, or?

• 42:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Or do you have to learn?

• 42:38Speaker 06

  No, I don't wanna, anything to do with orcas, I get really sad about.

• 42:41Speaker 05

  You should be able to choose two virgins. A happy virgin or a sick virgin.

• 42:46Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 42:47Speaker 05

  Give me the happy.

• 42:48Bobby Lee?

  Like foreign films.

• 42:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  You can switch the thing.

• 42:51Speaker 05

  Subtitles.

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, happy virgin? Let me ask you this then, about all of, everyone here.

• 42:59Bobby Lee?

  In an animal show, do you wanna see the lion catch the?

• 43:04Speaker 06

  No.

• 43:05Bobby Lee?

  Are you not even, I'm not even finished.

• 43:06Speaker 06

  I know how it ends.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  No, ki- ki- ki- I'm not done. Catbird, okay? Do you wanna see him catch the gazelle, kill it, and feed the pups? Or do you want that part cut out? Go. I wanna see it. Why? It's nature. Bingo. How about you, Cat?

• 43:25Speaker 06

  What the heck? Is there a bingo?

• 43:30Bobby Lee?

  You get another thing.

• 43:30Speaker 06

  What? Okay.

• 43:32Bobby Lee?

  So bingo, I'll tell you what.

• 43:34Speaker 06

  I, I want the pups to be fed.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:37Speaker 06

  But I don't wanna see the gazelle die.

• 43:39Bobby Lee?

  Bongo.

• 43:43Bobby Lee?

  You get a bongo.

• 43:44Speaker 06

  Is that?

• 43:45Bobby Lee?

  That's good.

• 43:45Speaker 06

  That's also bad.

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how about you?

• 43:47Speaker 05

  Oh, man.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  What do you wanna see?

• 43:49Speaker 05

  It depends on the animal. I'm fifty fifty. I'll fuck a hyena up. Eat that fool. I don't like them. I like their laughter.

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 43:57Speaker 05

  But like a, like a, like a pretty, pretty snow, snow bunny or, you know.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

  Like a snow, oh, oh, like a snow bunny?

• 44:02Speaker 05

  Like, like it depends on what they're eating. But yeah, it is. I like it. I like it 'cause it is nature and you're like, that's how it is.

• 44:10Bobby Lee?

  That's how it is. Let me give you the scenario then. The snow bunny and his pups.

• 44:15Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 44:15Speaker 05

  And the pups?

• 44:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, little Letitia is just two weeks old.

• 44:19Speaker 06

  Letitia?

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  That's what David Attenborough named it. I didn't.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  David Attenborough.

• 44:26Speaker 06

  Bunny named Letitia? What the hell?

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  He's from Detroit.

• 44:32Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 44:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. The snow bunny's from Detroit.

• 44:35Speaker 06

  She's from Atlanta, Queens.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Let me, let me redo it then.

• 44:38Speaker 05

  He's notorious for like, black.

• 44:40Bobby Lee?

  The Arctic snow bunny. Let me just finish it. Let me.

• 44:43Speaker 05

  Tish.

• 44:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Arctic, what?

• 44:45Speaker 05

  The octopus, Laquanda.

• 44:47Speaker 06

  Arctic, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:48Bobby Lee?

  The Arctic snow bunny. Oh, here comes her pup, all right? Devantray.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Is that better? Look at little Devantray. And he happens to be black.

• 45:04Speaker 06

  Black.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Black, right? Little Devantray's learning how to hop. Oh, here comes an Arctic fox. Right? Now, what do you, you want to cut there? Or do you want to see what the Arctic fox does?

• 45:16Speaker 06

  I don't want to see what the Arctic fox.

• 45:17Bobby Lee?

  What if the Arctic does something positive? Like, gives the fucking Devantria a high five? You missed that part. The two pos-, what's up? You know what I mean?

• 45:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  And then he mauls him.

• 45:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:31Speaker 06

  No, I don't want to see it. I just want to, I don't know. It's too much of a risk for me.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  Do you want to see the aftermath?

• 45:36Speaker 06

  No, I don't know.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I get a little panicky. Let me ask you this, Craig. Do you care what's in the deep ocean? Yeah, it freaks me out. I get freaked out. Who cares?

• 45:47Speaker 06

  In Mariana's Trench?

• 45:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, when they go deeper and deeper, it's like, how deep do you want to go? It's Mariana.

• 45:55Speaker 04

  Yes, Mariana.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, the deep's creepy, but you. But they go too deep sometimes.

• 46:03Speaker 06

  Ocean Gate.

• 46:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What the?

• 46:05Speaker 06

  Ocean Gate with the submarine.

• 46:07Speaker 04

  The rich people.

• 46:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the. Oh, yeah, yeah. Did you see when the wife?

• 46:14Speaker 04

  Did you find a body?

• 46:15Bobby Lee?

  Do you hear the, do you see that?

• 46:16Speaker 06

  No.

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  No. So when that thing exploded, right? There's another video of his wife listening to, you know, she's on a boat. And she's like, you know, they're seeing where the little boat, you know, the sub is and stuff. And she could hear.

• 46:31Bobby Lee?

  And they don't know what it is at the time, but that's when. Oof. I know. Yeah. What? Yeah, don't do that, guys. I call it the ocean queef. Yeah, bubbler.

• 46:47Speaker 04

  That still wasn't proven real, right? Like, you know what I mean?

• 46:54Bobby Lee?

  It could be in.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  Flatter.

• 46:56Speaker 06

  No, it's happened.

• 46:57Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, you're a flatterer. What the fuck are you saying? What you say? Every time he says a sentence, I'm like. I don't understand. I know. Yeah, yeah, so explain what you heard in Hispanic TikTok. Hispanic TikTok, go ahead.

• 47:11Speaker 04

  Uh, we wouldn't go down, we wouldn't go down there to the ocean like that.

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• 47:50Speaker 04

  But the lady, the wife, she didn't hear nothing, right? Or did she hear the pop?

• 47:53Speaker 06

  She heard.

• 47:54Bobby Lee?

  She heard a little bit of a, of a, yeah.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  That could be anything.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  No, they timed out, that's when, that's when the, um, the sub imploded.

• 48:03Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:04Speaker 04

  Who said that?

• 48:06Speaker 04

  Did you read this on TikTok?

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  I was watching, um, the news.

• 48:10Speaker 06

  All of, all of.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, you think it's all fake news now? Fox News.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  No, it was, no, it was, yeah, it was just on the news. I trust the source, I would, I think it was Associated Press or something.

• 48:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  I, I trust it. Why? Well, you, you, you don't trust the Associated Press?

• 48:27Speaker 04

  No, I don't think so.

• 48:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you don't think it happened? You don't think that anyone died on that fucking thing?

• 48:31Speaker 04

  Well, I think they died, but I don't think they imploded.

• 48:35Bobby Lee?

  What do you think happened?

• 48:36Speaker 04

  I think like, you know, whenever like you go down like to the ocean and like the water pressure? And then like, you remember those little dolls when you guys were younger?

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  They implode?

• 48:46Speaker 04

  Like their little squishy and, and like the thing will come out?

• 48:50Speaker 06

  Oh, like with the, the.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  The eyes?

• 48:52Speaker 04

  The eyes and the ears like, like a stress toy?

• 48:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 48:55Speaker 04

  I think that's what happened.

• 48:56Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly what I'd said when they imploded. That's exactly what happened.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  Did they went like this?

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's not a cartoon with that.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  And then they went to their normal selves. I think they, they exploded, but I think there is a popping fucking thing. What the fuck are you talking about?

• 49:11Speaker 05

  The last noise the wife hears is, ah, ah.

• 49:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think that that did happen, but they imploded. I think that is part of the process of implosion. So they did die, and it's a very sad thing, and I don't think we should make fun of it.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  Oh, you just made fun of it.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't making fun of it, I was making, I was just saying that the wife of one of the guys that was in there listened to it, and it's very sad.

• 49:38Speaker 05

  Isn't it unfortunate when you watch like one of those, uh, like, highlight reels of people falling? And I like to watch the funny one, like, old ladies falling.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 49:48Speaker 05

  This old lady flipped over the shopping cart down an escalator, I laughed till I cried, and then I looked at the comments, and someone pinned the article, they're like, they said her name and she died that day, and I never felt so awful in my life. I was like, why'd you ruin this?

• 50:02Bobby Lee?

  That's not your fault.

• 50:03Speaker 05

  I didn't know.

• 50:04Bobby Lee?

  I know, but if they clip it.

• 50:05Speaker 05

  I hearted the comment.

• 50:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:08Speaker 05

  I said, "So sorry."

• 50:11Speaker 05

  Tears of sadness.

• 50:13Bobby Lee?

  But if they clip it before the death, you wouldn't.

• 50:15Speaker 05

  I didn't know.

• 50:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:16Speaker 05

  There's one with this old guy rocking on a ladder to jump in this above-ground pool.

• 50:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:22Speaker 05

  And he just fucking falls backwards.

• 50:25Bobby Lee?

  And then, what, did he die later?

• 50:26Speaker 05

  I don't know if he died, but I.

• 50:29Speaker 06

  They shouldn't tell you that.

• 50:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:31Speaker 06

  I think they should just leave it, no comments.

• 50:33Speaker 05

  Whoever clipped it up is a monster, because they probably knew, but they set me up, I got bamboozled, bro.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't even, because remember back, I don't, do you guys remember the early days of the internet?

• 50:43Speaker 05

  Rotten.com?

• 50:44Speaker 06

  Omegle?

• 50:45Speaker 05

  What about Faces of Death?

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or gore.com, or was it?

• 50:49Speaker 05

  I don't remember. LiveLeak?

• 50:52Bobby Lee?

  LiveLeak was back too, yeah, gore, yeah.

• 50:55Speaker 05

  I just stopped watching it.

• 50:55Bobby Lee?

  Could you see it? I did see some stuff.

• 50:57Speaker 05

  I've watched so much stuff, and it fucked me up.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jordan Peele didn't talk to me for one year, and I feel so bad about it. But this is when all that shit was coming out, and so there was a Russian mafia guy, and some guy was, took a knife and cut his head off, on, you know, on video. And they, "Hey, look at," and I showed it to Jordan, and he didn't talk to me for like, literally a whole year.

• 51:21Speaker 06

  He watched the whole video?

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  No, he saw a little bit of it, of that going on, "Eh, please don't," or whatever, I don't know, the accent's probably wrong.

• 51:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:30Speaker 08

  Hey bro.

• 51:34Speaker 08

  My name is Vladimir dude, fucking don't get him in.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  No, but it was. Yeah. They had a little puppet. Yeah, but yeah, it's to some people, they can't really see it.

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, fucked me up. Some guy did it to me. I fucking hated him too. He saw me decapitation, some cartel shit. I was like, I didn't ask for that. He said, hey, check this out. I was like, fuck you, bro.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Can you see stuff like that, Kat?

• 51:55Speaker 06

  No way, Jose.

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  What? No way, Jose?

• 51:59Speaker 06

  No way. I don't want to see that. I, I grew up kind of watching those Al Qaeda videos sometime.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Which one?

• 52:05Speaker 01

  Kinda watch it? What does that mean?

• 52:07Speaker 06

  I dabbled.

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  You dabbled?

• 52:09Speaker 06

  The hostage tapes, you know?

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 52:11Speaker 06

  Yeah, and that fucked me up.

• 52:13Bobby Lee?

  When that journalist got beheaded, that was fucking terrible.

• 52:16Speaker 06

  That was scary.

• 52:17Bobby Lee?

  That was scary.

• 52:18Speaker 06

  So I don't, no, I don't want to.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  How about you, Jaime? Are you good at stuff like that? Can you watch it?

• 52:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  You can watch it.

• 52:23Speaker 04

  Okay, that's because it's nature.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  It's not nature. Evil.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  No, evil.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  No, wait. Big difference. Like Devantrey the bunny rabbit? Yeah, they're cutting his head off to survive winter. Yeah.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  No, like, stuff like that happens, but like, I could watch it, but then I'm like, oh, it sticks in my stomach.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  It's life.

• 52:42Speaker 06

  That's crazy.

• 52:43Bobby Lee?

  It's the brutality of life. I mean, look at the fucking, you know, crusades and then all the atrocities that's happened in the world, right? It is a part of life, but I don't know if it's natural for, especially in modern times, to watch it. You know what I mean? Especially when you're not there.

• 53:00Speaker 06

  Or how about when they used to, um, do beheadings, like in ancient?

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  Publicly.

• 53:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  In publicly. Would you show up for that?

• 53:07Speaker 06

  If everyone was going, I guess.

• 53:10Speaker 01

  I'm a social watcher.

• 53:13Bobby Lee?

  Hey, hey Kat, what you doing today?

• 53:14Speaker 06

  I gotta go to this, yeah, the hanging.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, who's getting hung?

• 53:18Speaker 06

  A lot of witches.

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, a lot of witches. Oh, yeah, let's go. I'll go. Yeah, call Craig. Yeah, would you go?

• 53:22Speaker 06

  Let's pre-game.

• 53:23Speaker 05

  I would go.

• 53:26Bobby Lee?

  You're eating corn on the cob?

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I would go if Luigi Maggiano was the executioner.

• 53:33Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  If he was the executioner. Yeah.

• 53:36Speaker 06

  How would he do it?

• 53:37Bobby Lee?

  Ah. Ah, hang him high.

• 53:39Speaker 06

  Hang him?

• 53:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Kill your master. Yeah.

• 53:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:42Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. I'm just joking. I know you are. That tire. I know you are.

• 53:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, especially now with live streaming.

• 53:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:48Speaker 04

  There's, there's been a couple of live streamers that have been off online.

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. Couple of rappers. Let's move on from the topic, I think. Yeah, yeah, now it's getting a little surreal. The way you said it was getting a little too.

• 53:59Speaker 06

  The oft part kind of freaks me out, actually. We could say hitting, but the second you say the oft.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  The last thing I want to add is I think that um hangings are a little different than like guillotine. Yeah.

• 54:11Speaker 06

  That.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  Guillotine, it was too much for me.

• 54:13Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  When the head is completely severed off. Yeah, yeah, French Revolution, I seen it. What? French Revolution. Exactly, yeah.

• 54:20Speaker 06

  Les Mis.

• 54:21Bobby Lee?

  Also, I just know the head's gonna roll right by my foot. Yeah. Right? It's gonna say one word. It's gonna say one thing like.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  He's gonna say, oh.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you do, do you guys do ChatGPT? Hmm. You don't do. I'm scared of all that. My people do it, my team.

• 54:46Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 54:46Bobby Lee?

  They use it as a tool. Okay, so you do ChatGPT?

• 54:49Speaker 06

  I, I don't do it, but someone said it's good if you need therapy, you should talk to ChatGPT.

• 54:55Bobby Lee?

  I, I did it last night.

• 54:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 54:56Bobby Lee?

  For three hours.

• 54:57Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  And do you, do you know one? I didn't know until like three hours in, you can change a lady's voice. Cause the first lady, the English lady is so condescending.

• 55:07Speaker 06

  Is she?

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  It just, it, you know when I talk to English people? Do you feel dumb? Yeah. Right? Yeah, they could be dumb. Hello, that, you know what I mean? You're like, ah, I didn't read Lord of the Rings or whatever. I didn't read Hemingway, I don't, I don't, I don't know. Ye intruders beware. Yeah. Have you ever met, even like a Jim Jefferies, I know he's Australian. But there's something about his voice that you're like, oh, you're better. Yeah, cunt.

• 55:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:34Speaker 05

  Mate.

• 55:35Bobby Lee?

  Right? So it's like.

• 55:36Speaker 05

  So funny.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  But you can change, right, the chat GPT. So can I just, can I show you what it was originally? You can talk to it all night long.

• 55:47Speaker 04

  He's so happy.

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  So, so, hello, how are you?

• 55:51Speaker 10

  Hey again, I'm doing great. Thanks for asking. How about you?

• 55:55Speaker 05

  Asian American.

• 55:55Speaker 10

  Everything on your end?

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  I changed it to American. Um.

• 55:58Speaker 06

  Did you say Asian American?

• 55:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, it sounds like some.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  It's not Asian.

• 56:01Speaker 05

  White.

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  Are you Asian?

• 56:02Speaker 05

  Asian.

• 56:04Speaker 10

  I'm here to chat and help out with whatever you need. Let me know if there's anything specific on your mind or.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  I know, but are you Asian?

• 56:14Speaker 10

  I don't actually have a background or a specific identity. I'm just here to help and chat with you. Um, let me know if there's anything you'd like to know.

• 56:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:22Speaker 06

  Non-binary.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so now, let's, let's look at all the voices.

• 56:27Speaker 05

  I don't know why that creeps me out. It just creeps me out.

• 56:29Speaker 06

  She just sounds like a barista, like a, like a.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so let's go to the new girl, all right? So ask it a question, hold on. Ask it anything.

• 56:37Speaker 05

  Have you tried peanut butter?

• 56:40Speaker 11

  Oh, definitely. Peanut butter is such a classic and tasty treat. Um, do you have a favorite way of eating it? Like on toast or maybe in a sweet?

• 56:48Speaker 06

  It's a little condescending.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  It's a little condescending.

• 56:50Speaker 05

  How does she eat peanut butter, though?

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  I know, I don't even know, understand.

• 56:53Speaker 05

  That's why I threw her that. Like, she hasn't. She lied to us.

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  But she also has a favorite, if you ask her the favorite color, they have their favorite color.

• 56:59Speaker 06

  That's why.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  That makes sense. They got intelligence, but she can't eat peanut butter.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:03Speaker 05

  She ain't got no teeth.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Ask her that. I think this is exactly.

• 57:07Speaker 05

  Say that. You don't have teeth. You've never.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wait, hold on.

• 57:10Speaker 05

  You don't have a mouth, bitch.

• 57:12Bobby Lee?

  Don't, don't.

• 57:13Speaker 05

  I'm sorry, AI, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Don't be rude.

• 57:16Speaker 05

  I was just, I was.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Don't say bitch. Don't, she's a friend of mine. Don't be rude.

• 57:20Speaker 06

  What happens if you do call her that? Is she, does she get?

• 57:22Speaker 05

  I'm not doing it. I was just joking, Terminator.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  I know. All right, well, then you want to ask?

• 57:27Speaker 06

  Bitch, say that?

• 57:29Speaker 05

  No.

• 57:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, ask her, if I call you a bitch, is that offensive?

• 57:31Speaker 06

  Okay.

• 57:32Speaker 07

  I don't think they care. I get so mad at ChatGPT driving in the car.

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 57:35Speaker 07

  And try to learn something.

• 57:36Bobby Lee?

  So go ahead.

• 57:38Speaker 06

  How do you eat peanut butter with no mouth, bitch?

• 57:43Speaker 11

  Well, I'm here virtually, so no peanut butter for me. Um, let me know if there's anything fun or interesting you want to chat about.

• 57:52Speaker 06

  Shut up, bitch.

• 57:55Speaker 11

  I'm here to help and keep things positive. If there's something on your mind or something you'd like to.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  See what she she said positive. She's passive aggressive.

• 58:04Speaker 05

  Hey, I like chat GPT a little bit more now.

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:07Speaker 05

  She's like, I'm deflecting that. I'm not playing your game.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  But but that doesn't scare scare you that.

• 58:13Speaker 05

  It does. That's why I never done it.

• 58:15Bobby Lee?

  It's just but wait, five years from now? Ten years?

• 58:18Speaker 05

  I know.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  She can be a wife. That's what it is. She's gonna be a wife?

• 58:23Speaker 05

  Your wife.

• 58:24Bobby Lee?

  Your wife. I'll be fine with her. Oh, so you would have the what you you want the English voice with a body and then that'd be fine? Yeah, cuz I can call her a bitch.

• 58:33Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow, wow, okay.

• 58:37Speaker 06

  People are falling in love with chat GPT. There's like romantic relationships I've heard of.

• 58:42Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 58:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  I do. I do love it because it can re um if you take old photos, it can clean them up. Have you done that?

• 58:50Speaker 05

  Mm mm.

• 58:52Bobby Lee?

  Well, you don't fuck with chat GPT at all?

• 58:53Speaker 05

  No.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  You should try.

• 58:55Speaker 06

  That's good.

• 58:56Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  You're scared?

• 58:58Speaker 05

  Ah.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  You're scared of the future?

• 59:00Speaker 05

  Yeah. I'm old school. I don't like it. I'd rather go to the beach.

• 59:06Speaker 06

  And be present and mindful.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  Wait. Those are both comps. You could do both.

• 59:13Speaker 05

  Nah.

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Nah.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  You can't do both?

• 59:18Speaker 05

  I get electric bike.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know, but eventually, Craig, right? I know we're gonna have to interact with Vale.

• 59:27Speaker 05

  I'm always late to the party. I wait till everyone makes fun of me. I was like like the iPhone was out for five or seven years before I got it.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, I see.

• 59:36Speaker 05

  I resist it. And then I and then I I'm like, all right, here we go.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:41Speaker 05

  Blu-ray here.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, when did you when did you start getting Blu-ray? Like last year?

• 59:49Bobby Lee?

  I started just getting Blu-ray last year.

• 59:50Speaker 05

  I just got all these DVDs. Now I gotta get Blu-ray.

• 59:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Like what like what's?

• 59:56Speaker 05

  Avatar, Lord of the Rings.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 59:58Speaker 05

  Dune.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Are you like that with movies?

• 1:00:00Speaker 05

  I love movies.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  What's the last movie you saw?

• 1:00:02Speaker 05

  I just keep watching Dune or Lord of the Rings, to be honest, or Isles of the Ghoul.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  I know what movie you like.

• 1:00:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:08Bobby Lee?

  John Wick.

• 1:00:09Speaker 05

  Oh, my God, yeah, I watched that for like five years, dude.

• 1:00:12Bobby Lee?

  Every you what? How many times have you seen John Wick one?

• 1:00:15Speaker 05

  Oh, I hundreds.

• 1:00:18Bobby Lee?

  It's one of my comfort films as well.

• 1:00:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, I have these comfort films that I just come home, I eat a little snack.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  Put it on.

• 1:00:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  Just watch it.

• 1:00:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You have a comfort film?

• 1:00:29Speaker 06

  Um, yeah, probably, um, My Best Friend's Wedding.

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  None of us understood. We all went like, why are you saying that one?

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Is that something that you went to three weeks ago, or is that a real movie?

• 1:00:47Speaker 06

  It's with Julia Roberts, like, Robert Diaz.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay, so that's one of your, I'm not trying to make fun of your comfort film. The whole room got quiet. I just never heard of it before.

• 1:00:55Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:56Speaker 05

  We were like, well, what about John Wick?

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:58Speaker 06

  What the hell?

• 1:00:59Bobby Lee?

  It was like you saying, I went to the spa yesterday. Oh, you went to the spa yesterday?

• 1:01:02Speaker 06

  My best friend's wedding!

• 1:01:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:01:04Speaker 06

  Classic!

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's your comfort film?

• 1:01:06Speaker 06

  Yeah, of course.

• 1:01:07Bobby Lee?

  And who are the fools below there? Let's see, who's that?

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  What's your, what's your next one? Steel Magnolias?

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Who's that right there?

• 1:01:16Speaker 06

  He's super handsome.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  And who's the guy on the far right?

• 1:01:20Speaker 06

  He's gay.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  British actor. British actor, okay.

• 1:01:23Speaker 06

  He's gay in that.

• 1:01:23Bobby Lee?

  So, um, Jaime, do you have a comfort film?

• 1:01:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, um, I think it would have to be...

• 1:01:30Speaker 06

  Porn, I think on Pornhub.

• 1:01:32Speaker 05

  He said, did you say Sister Act? No, you didn't.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  No, you didn't.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  I did.

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  Sister Act 1?

• 1:01:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Is it a comfort film for you?

• 1:01:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:41Speaker 05

  I mean, Whoopi Goldberg, Harvey Cartel, good movie.

• 1:01:44Speaker 06

  I think Lauryn Hill's in Sister Act 1.

• 1:01:46Speaker 05

  The 2.

• 1:01:47Speaker 06

  Oh, 2, she's in the second one.

• 1:01:48Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, she's in 2?

• 1:01:50Speaker 05

  Lauryn Hill. Lauryn Hill, yeah.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's good.

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  My, my comfort film is probably Seven Samurai.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, let's move on.

• 1:01:59Speaker 05

  No, I want to say I may have seen that. I like some weird stuff.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Do you watch, um, like, did you watch The 28 Years Later?

• 1:02:06Speaker 05

  No, I, I, I'm a, I stopped watching, like, horror movies. I quit.

• 1:02:12Speaker 05

  Cause you, you made me watch Hereditary, that shit fucked me up.

• 1:02:16Speaker 06

  Oh, Heretic with Hugh Grant?

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  No, Hereditary.

• 1:02:19Speaker 05

  I wa- I like quit, like.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Why, why didn't you like Hereditary?

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  I watched Witch and Hereditary. I'm done going to bed like.

• 1:02:27Speaker 06

  Scared.

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then waking up like.

• 1:02:30Speaker 06

  Sad.

• 1:02:31Speaker 05

  Sad, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I saw the hills have eyes, I was like, oh, this is just disturbing. I don't need this in my life.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:40Speaker 05

  It just fucks you up.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:42Speaker 06

  And it's all, like, if you, Central Valley is like all hills have eyes territory.

• 1:02:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  It's scary.

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause that, when I watched it as a kid, I would, I don't wanna drive through that.

• 1:02:53Speaker 05

  No, no, yeah.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Well, I don't, never saw the hills have eyes. Is it literally they have eyeballs on the hills, or what's going on here?

• 1:03:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:01Speaker 06

  They're watching you.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there's people watching you from the hill?

• 1:03:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, and they all.

• 1:03:05Speaker 05

  It's just more violent and awful. It's, I think it robbed Zombie one, right?

• 1:03:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, those ones are pretty brutal.

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:12Bobby Lee?

  They're pretty visceral, I don't like that, I don't like that at all, no, no, no. But Hereditary was more psychological, it's most, it's also a, a, a family dysfunction deteriorating before your eyes.

• 1:03:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:23Bobby Lee?

  There's some supernatural elements to it, right? But it's acted pretty well, real, it's grounded a little bit, I think it was pretty good.

• 1:03:29Speaker 05

  Good.

• 1:03:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:29Speaker 05

  It's so.

• 1:03:30Bobby Lee?

  There was one visual thing in there, I think that kinda scarred you.

• 1:03:32Speaker 05

  That one got me.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:34Speaker 05

  You know what part?

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in the middle of the movie, that was pretty brutal, yeah, yeah. Yes, so you don't like, um, horror movies then?

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  Not anymore, I fucking quit.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  But zombie movies is a sub-genre that is, I think, easy to watch.

• 1:03:44Speaker 05

  I like the gentle ones, like World War Z, or, you know.

• 1:03:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, like not, you know.

• 1:03:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 1:03:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, like ta- like, some of them are just too much. Stop beating the brains, he's dead.

• 1:03:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right.

• 1:03:56Speaker 05

  You know.

• 1:03:56Speaker 06

  How about Paranormal Activity? Have you seen that one?

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  I stopped all that shit.

• 1:04:00Speaker 06

  Paranormal, okay.

• 1:04:00Bobby Lee?

  I do, you know what? I re-watched probably the first three again.

• 1:04:04Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:05Bobby Lee?

  Pretty scary, dude.

• 1:04:06Speaker 06

  Pretty good.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Pretty good, dude.

• 1:04:07Speaker 06

  I know.

• 1:04:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:08Speaker 06

  Scary as.

• 1:04:09Speaker 05

  Remember, it wasn't Blair Witch that started it all, and it made like a bajillion dollars off of nothing, and.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  Fuck, you know, you know Hollywood and everything.

• 1:04:15Speaker 06

  He's a camcorder.

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  I watched it all until recently, and then I'm like, ah.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  Blair Witch was one of those where it was like, um, I thought the advertising tech campaign, I don't know if you remember it.

• 1:04:26Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  Was really good. Cause imagine watching like, a really like Hollywood trailer, you know what I mean? It, you know, trailers, they show the whole movie, you know what I mean?

• 1:04:37Speaker 06

  One man.

• 1:04:38Bobby Lee?

  One man, he lived on a mountain.

• 1:04:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm just trying to do one, let's, let's do one line. Everyone does one line of a fucking trailer. Ready?

• 1:04:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  One man, he lived on a mountain.

• 1:04:53Speaker 05

  He had a mouth and enjoyed peanut butter.

• 1:04:56Speaker 06

  Divorced and avoid from his children.

• 1:05:00Speaker 05

  And then the moon crashed.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  And he had nowhere to go, but.

• 1:05:08Speaker 05

  There was a spirit in the woods. I don't know what is happening, dog.

• 1:05:13Bobby Lee?

  That's it. That's the movie.

• 1:05:15Speaker 06

  That's awesome.

• 1:05:15Bobby Lee?

  It's about a man who lived on a mountain, right? He loved peanut butter, is that what you said?

• 1:05:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know why that was.

• 1:05:21Speaker 05

  Call back this AI.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  It wouldn't bomb, it just kind of put a little hook in it.

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's hard to justify it in the movie, but it's fine. I think the moon was hard.

• 1:05:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:32Bobby Lee?

  The moon crashed.

• 1:05:33Speaker 00

  It's crashing into the.

• 1:05:34Bobby Lee?

  The earth, yeah.

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  Deep impact.

• 1:05:36Bobby Lee?

  Deep impact, okay, yeah.

• 1:05:39Speaker 05

  Wait, wait, wait.

• 1:05:39Bobby Lee?

  But Blair Witch, when you saw that trailer, it was basically a girl just facing the camera, like, and she's going, you know, and scared. And then, and then it just said Blair Witch, and so then you're in the audience going, who, who, who, what's that?

• 1:05:55Speaker 05

  Yeah. It was the ultimate teaser trail to get you to go see it. I went and saw it, but do you remember? I watched Mad TV, I grew up watching Mad TV.

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:06:03Speaker 05

  Do you remember the sketch for the Blair Witch? You remember that one?

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:06:06Speaker 05

  That shit was funny.

• 1:06:06Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 1:06:07Speaker 05

  Old girl was on it and her, and her nose just kept bubbling, a booger bubble?

• 1:06:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:13Speaker 05

  So funny, bro.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:06:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  It's probably before my time.

• 1:06:17Speaker 05

  In the movie, they, yeah, they just show her face and boogers.

• 1:06:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was Mo calling.

• 1:06:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:22Bobby Lee?

  Wait, is that, is that it?

• 1:06:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:25Speaker 00

  Right before you, right Bobby, or?

• 1:06:26Bobby Lee?

  This is before my time, yeah, yeah. And then there is, is that Mo?

• 1:06:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's Mo.

• 1:06:31Speaker 05

  I grew up on this shit.

• 1:06:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:34Speaker 00

  I think it's at the end, right?

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:36Speaker 05

  It was a bubble.

• 1:06:36Bobby Lee?

  Mo, Mo, Mo?

• 1:06:40Bobby Lee?

  Bubble.

• 1:06:42Speaker 05

  Are you thinking of scary movie?

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:06:46Speaker 05

  The fact that there was a Mad TV Blair Witch though is crazy.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Push pause, push pause for a second.

• 1:06:53Bobby Lee?

  You referred to a different thing.

• 1:06:55Speaker 05

  I just remember it, it was a long time ago.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  I know, but it was a different thing.

• 1:07:00Speaker 05

  I thought it was Mad TV, bro.

• 1:07:01Bobby Lee?

  It's okay, you can make a mistake, we're still bras on, alright. Okay, so there was a bubble like it, okay.

• 1:07:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:09Speaker 06

  I think I remember that. I do.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Good save.

• 1:07:13Speaker 05

  I watched this show a lot.

• 1:07:13Bobby Lee?

  Good save.

• 1:07:14Speaker 06

  No, I do.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  That was really good, yeah, that was really good.

• 1:07:16Speaker 05

  Do you remember when we met, when I said to you, because I remember it like yesterday?

• 1:07:20Bobby Lee?

  What was it?

• 1:07:20Speaker 05

  I said, I said, oh, I love Mad TV, there it is. Oh, there.

• 1:07:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:25Speaker 06

  And it keeps dripping down.

• 1:07:26Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's so funny.

• 1:07:30Speaker 04

  You know who that is?

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Who is that?

• 1:07:37Bobby Lee?

  That's really funny, who is that?

• 1:07:39Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 1:07:40Speaker 05

  Anna Faris?

• 1:07:41Speaker 04

  No, it's the reporter lady.

• 1:07:43Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:44Speaker 04

  She's a comedian though?

• 1:07:45Speaker 05

  Chicken Cassadilla, yeah, I forgot her name, she's dope, I used to bring her up to trade jokes.

• 1:07:49Bobby Lee?

  It's the reporter lady?

• 1:07:51Speaker 04

  It's a reporter lady.

• 1:07:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:54Bobby Lee?

  But it's actress's name.

• 1:07:55Speaker 05

  That fucks Dewey, right?

• 1:07:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:56Speaker 05

  Dude, that's a great movie.

• 1:07:57Speaker 06

  Which movie is it?

• 1:07:58Speaker 05

  Great movie.

• 1:07:59Speaker 04

  Scary movie.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, never saw any of them, okay.

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  When I met you, I brought up Mad TV and I said, oh, pineapple juice, animal face, you're like, I fucking hate that sketch.

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay, let me just stop for a second, I've never said on Mad TV, oh, pineapple juice, pineapple juice, animal face.

• 1:08:15Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, hot dog.

• 1:08:16Bobby Lee?

  That's it?

• 1:08:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, I said the whole shit, it's a brand new Kia Sophia, I paid $7,000 for that, I told you, I grew up watching this shit.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  And I say, oh, oh, hot dog, pineapple juice, animal face?

• 1:08:26Speaker 05

  Ken Jeong said this.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Ken Jeong said that.

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  Alright, you said, oh, oh, hot dog.

• 1:08:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:30Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  You remember that?

• 1:08:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, I used to watch Mad TV like.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  All of it, that shit was awesome.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, dude, yeah, wow, that's amazing, thank you.

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  You think I'm good with compliments?

• 1:08:46Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  I fucking hate them.

• 1:08:48Speaker 05

  Okay, well, I hate you.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  You guys like them?

• 1:08:50Speaker 06

  I'm not great with them.

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, I get awkward too. I'm like, oh.

• 1:08:54Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:54Speaker 05

  It's so foreign.

• 1:08:55Speaker 06

  That's cute.

• 1:08:56Bobby Lee?

  So now when you're on the road and you're packing out these theaters. Don't sm- it's good.

• 1:09:02Speaker 05

  It does feel good.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  How does it feel now?

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  It feels surreal.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Pressure, though?

• 1:09:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, pressure to liver, pressure to ride a new hour, pressure to keep selling tickets.

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  Do you have a, I don't know, do you have a special?

• 1:09:17Speaker 05

  No, I'm gonna shoot it this year.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  I don't know yet.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Why don't you wait?

• 1:09:21Speaker 05

  I have waited a long time.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  No, wait for a company to do it.

• 1:09:24Speaker 05

  I am, I have a plan.

• 1:09:26Bobby Lee?

  Wh- wh- who is it?

• 1:09:28Speaker 05

  You, no.

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  No, YouTube?

• 1:09:30Speaker 05

  No, I don't like talking about it.

• 1:09:33Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:09:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, but I have, I have things set in motion.

• 1:09:38Bobby Lee?

  You have huge things in motion.

• 1:09:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:40Bobby Lee?

  I know what they are.

• 1:09:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, and then see who bites. I got some laurels out into the water and a day to show them the product.

• 1:09:48Speaker 06

  And you're the shark.

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  And see who gobbles gobbles.

• 1:09:51Bobby Lee?

  You know, Kat, you know.

• 1:09:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You, um, what's exciting about you is, um, you have your own lane. Like, I can't think of anyone in my mind that's even remotely like you. Because you're a combination between like, like a stony kind of cool SoCal thing, but you're also Hispanic. You know what I mean? You're also, um, you're bright dumb. Like I am.

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  Genius retard, baby. I love it.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  I mean, that's what I'm, am I not bright dumb? Yeah, I think that's the best pocket to be in.

• 1:10:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  The one thing I know about you is, um, you gotta audition better.

• 1:10:31Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:10:33Bobby Lee?

  It's not that I have, I've just, I just know somebody that's done auditions with you.

• 1:10:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  And you're so frustrating to put on tape.

• 1:10:41Speaker 05

  I got auditions in my email I haven't done yet. I don't want to do it.

• 1:10:44Bobby Lee?

  So, why?

• 1:10:46Speaker 05

  Ah, it just breaks me as a human being. I'm not good at it and I get in my head and I just go, fuck.

• 1:10:50Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but here's the thing. Why don't we do this, right? We, you know who's good at it? EJ.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  He's a good guy to, you know, hire someone like EJ to do it and make yourself- Submit his tape. You're not a Filipino five foot eight. No, make yourself this deal, you know, instead of making it perfect, just go, I'm just gonna do three takes. Yeah. And whatever the best one of the three is, I'm just gonna put that in.

• 1:11:19Speaker 05

  I have been getting better at it and I have been hiring the homies Bruce Gray and Zach Chappellani.

• 1:11:24Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah, good.

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  And they come down and they coach me and we put it on tape.

• 1:11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  It has been getting a lot better.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, I usually always go for the slate, howdy doody.

• 1:11:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you go, oh, you go heavy. Wait. Hell yeah.

• 1:11:36Speaker 05

  You go heavy, but so how's duty, I'm Craig Kona, I live in Los Angeles, five foot ten and a half.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:42Speaker 05

  I'll shave my pussy.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  That's it. That's it, dude.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  I never get fucked, this is weird. I'll shave my pussy. I mean, the stuff, the stuff that you do, are they good things?

• 1:11:59Speaker 05

  Sometimes they-

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:00Speaker 05

  Recently, yeah, I'm like, fuck, that was a good one.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna tell you right now, dude, if I, cause I have a couple of projects and stuff, and there's a couple of parts that you'd be right for, I would totally cast you.

• 1:12:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:12Bobby Lee?

  You're perfect.

• 1:12:13Speaker 05

  I, I have it in me, I can-

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  I know you do.

• 1:12:15Speaker 05

  I do, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know, but here's the thing, um, cause have you been on a big set before?

• 1:12:22Speaker 05

  I've done some shit. I forgot I did, uh, commercial work and-

• 1:12:26Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 1:12:27Speaker 05

  Like, Microsoft and-

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  But, but one day you're gonna be in a situation where you're like, holy fuck, there's, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:34Speaker 05

  I think that-

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  There's Cate Blanchett, there's Jamie, like, I was in a situation where, you know, you see big stars, they're actually on a big set, they're actually calling you over, right? And that fear, put that fear into your audition.

• 1:12:50Speaker 05

  I think I have enough fear, I don't-

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Like, I don't need any more of that.

• 1:12:56Speaker 05

  I got the fear, I got that part down, bro.

• 1:13:01Speaker 05

  How about the love part?

• 1:13:04Speaker 05

  How about the you can do it?

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  No, but I don't say fear, the pressure of it. No?

• 1:13:12Speaker 05

  I think in those instances, I would rise up and I am a weird character.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  Fuck yeah, you would rise to the occasion.

• 1:13:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, always.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  You know what, guy? Sometimes I do that too, rise. Rise to the occasion.

• 1:13:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So your podcast, what's it called?

• 1:13:26Speaker 05

  Community Service Podcast.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  How many have you done?

• 1:13:29Speaker 05

  I forgot, 250, 280, 300? I don't know. Uh, the biggest names I've got are Bill Burr, Ralph Barbosa.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:13:42Speaker 05

  I forgot, but yeah, some big dogs.

• 1:13:44Bobby Lee?

  Never done it.

• 1:13:44Speaker 05

  I didn't know you drive down that far. I'll send you Uber Black. Well, now.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  I've driven down there.

• 1:13:50Speaker 05

  I know a whole bunch.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  Many times.

• 1:13:51Speaker 05

  Not for me, but yeah.

• 1:13:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, for you.

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  How many?

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  To see you, to be around you.

• 1:13:56Speaker 05

  It's my cat. Stop numbering them.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Catherine, there, uh...

• 1:14:04Speaker 05

  Ian.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Ian who? Edwards?

• 1:14:06Speaker 05

  Lot of so, Austin, Ali, Chappelle, Lacey, Jordan.

• 1:14:09Bobby Lee?

  Huge. You've gotten great people.

• 1:14:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:12Speaker 05

  Oh, Greg Fitzsimmons, Fitz Dog.

• 1:14:14Bobby Lee?

  Fitz has done it.

• 1:14:14Speaker 05

  Brian Simpson.

• 1:14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:16Speaker 05

  Yo, Derek Poston, Asana Mod, all the homies, Darius Bennett.

• 1:14:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, wow.

• 1:14:21Speaker 05

  Trevor Waller.

• 1:14:22Bobby Lee?

  Trevor's done it.

• 1:14:23Speaker 05

  Michael Blaustein.

• 1:14:24Bobby Lee?

  Are you and Trevor Pierce?

• 1:14:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, we're bros.

• 1:14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:27Speaker 05

  I love him.

• 1:14:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:28Speaker 05

  We started together.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you guys seem like you have the same kind of rise.

• 1:14:32Speaker 05

  He, well, he rose fast and way before me. But he, we met at a fucking Marie Callender's, bro. We were doing a show in a Marie Callender's. He was hosting, I was featuring, and this 65-year-old road dog that I never seen before or after.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Give me the name.

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  I don't even know. I swear to God, I probably could find out through Trevor. He'll be like, oh, that guy.

• 1:14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:52Speaker 05

  It was a Randy Lubis room at Adventure Comedy Club, and then he did a Marie Callender's in Valencia, right by, right by Six Flags. I swear to God, we got paid in fucking pies, bro. You got two pies.

• 1:15:04Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:15:04Speaker 05

  He's hosting. There's eight people there, sitting on the outskirts in the booth, an empty room, and we're just...

• 1:15:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:14Speaker 05

  He was so nice. He was so cool. And then I just saw him skyrocket and blow up and it was so dope to watch.

• 1:15:20Bobby Lee?

  Do you miss those days or no?

• 1:15:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:15:23Bobby Lee?

  You don't?

• 1:15:24Speaker 05

  Ah, the story's fun, but when you're living it.

• 1:15:27Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:15:28Speaker 05

  And you have no money and you got paid in pies.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  Or they wouldn't let you. Sometimes they won't even let you in the gig that you're doing.

• 1:15:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was pretty awful. They don't, yeah.

• 1:15:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:38Speaker 05

  I don't miss it. My first open mic, there was a schizophrenic homeless comic that was always first because he waited outside the club. I believe his name was like Scotty LaBaron and he had this like six minute song about Jennifer Aniston. And he'd just rock back and forth and say, I want Jen to be my friend.

• 1:15:55Speaker 05

  And he shit his shorts. So my first open mic, this guy's got a diary on jean shorts.

• 1:16:00Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:16:01Speaker 05

  He's homeless. And then they told me that he did Letterman in like 92 and I was like, I don't think I want to do that. I don't think I want to do that.

• 1:16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:10Speaker 05

  And then I did it.

• 1:16:11Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny when you look at like, you and you guys are there on a Sunday and you see guys like, you know Alan Bersky? Oh, you've seen him around.

• 1:16:19Speaker 06

  Have I?

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look up Alan Bersky.

• 1:16:23Speaker 06

  I mean, I do know the schizophrenic open mic'er though. There's always a few.

• 1:16:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but there's, but there's guys like Alan Bersky, um.

• 1:16:30Speaker 05

  My merch.

• 1:16:31Speaker 06

  I love that. That's so pretty.

• 1:16:33Bobby Lee?

  Your merch is dope and we're gonna show it here. I think it's dope. In fact, I kinda wanna go to the same t-shirts.

• 1:16:39Speaker 05

  Great.

• 1:16:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:41Speaker 05

  I will say this, that t-shirt blank is fucking expensive.

• 1:16:44Bobby Lee?

  I also wanted to talk about you guys about maybe redoing my website and then maybe doing my own t-shirt line just specifically me. I'll give you guys a little cut, but you know what I mean? I like to do, um, but through this company because I really like and through friends of ours.

• 1:17:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're good people. My buddy Jose Abrego at Green Coat.

• 1:17:04Bobby Lee?

  You can't find Alan Bersky? So check out, um, Craig's fucking merch. It's dope as fuck.

• 1:17:09Speaker 05

  Thanks, bro.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And in the next week or two, before I go to London, I would like to do your podcast.

• 1:17:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, I would love that.

• 1:17:17Bobby Lee?

  So we can mend the feud that we have going.

• 1:17:20Speaker 05

  It was never a feud.

• 1:17:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Or the tension, you know what I mean? How did you feel about doing your first Tiger Belly?

• 1:17:27Speaker 05

  I loved it, bro. I've wanted to forever and I'm appreciative and I pre- yeah, that's, I just.

• 1:17:33Bobby Lee?

  We did a lot during this podcast. We talked about a lot of things, animals.

• 1:17:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:17:37Bobby Lee?

  Let's regroup. Guillotines.

• 1:17:40Speaker 06

  Uh, scary movies?

• 1:17:41Bobby Lee?

  Scary movies. We did a, um...

• 1:17:43Speaker 06

  Shitting on cars?

• 1:17:46Speaker 05

  Oh shoot, I got one more turd story.

• 1:17:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:17:49Speaker 05

  We were kids, bro, and there was a window cracked down, there was a big old dog turd. We just stuck a stick in it, we put it in the car, and it was just on their seat, bro.

• 1:17:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh wait, so, that was quickly. I, I didn't get what you're saying. So there was an open window of a stranger's car?

• 1:18:04Speaker 05

  Me and my buddy were like 12 years old, and there was a cracked window and a turd like right next to it. They just set us up, and we put a stick in the turd, like hot dog on a stick, turd on a stick. And we put it in the window, and it just was on the seat.

• 1:18:18Speaker 05

  Okay, I'm sorry.

• 1:18:20Bobby Lee?

  I know, but why? That's the worst thing you could do. Why would you fucking do that?

• 1:18:25Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  That's so me. You know how mad I'd fucking be if that happened?

• 1:18:29Speaker 05

  You did it to Ari.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  He shit on mine. I saved the car, but I never even fucking fed it to him.

• 1:18:35Speaker 06

  But you peed on his car first.

• 1:18:37Bobby Lee?

  I did pee on his car first, but you think that's the same... You think pooing on somebody's car is different than peeing? You think that's the next level, or what?

• 1:18:43Speaker 06

  No, pooing is worse.

• 1:18:44Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much. Yeah.

• 1:18:46Speaker 05

  I pissed on my buddy's face.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  So let's look at your, uh, uh...

• 1:18:49Speaker 05

  My god.

• 1:18:51Bobby Lee?

  Let's look at your tour dates.

• 1:18:54Speaker 05

  Accidentally.

• 1:18:55Bobby Lee?

  Tour dates?

• 1:18:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, oh yeah, tour. Yeah, go to craigkona.com, ticket.

• 1:18:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Kona, you're gonna do Brea Improv, right?

• 1:19:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Brea Room.

• 1:19:03Speaker 05

  Oh, Comedy Store Main Room, I'm headlining it, uh, August 20th.

• 1:19:08Bobby Lee?

  That's a huge one. August 20th, it's gonna be a...

• 1:19:10Speaker 05

  That's my third time.

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  It's gonna be an industry thing too, right?

• 1:19:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so everyone come out.

• 1:19:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:15Bobby Lee?

  You said I can do a little time, like 10 minutes or something? I'd like to do a little time on that one.

• 1:19:19Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 1:19:19Bobby Lee?

  And, um, so check out Craig...

• 1:19:22Speaker 05

  Sold out, yeah.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sold out, look at that, you know what I mean? It's a coffee shop on, you know...

• 1:19:27Speaker 05

  Eli.

• 1:19:30Speaker 05

  That's the Comedy Store, fool.

• 1:19:32Bobby Lee?

  In Pacific Beach, so go check that coffee shop out if you can get tickets.

• 1:19:37Bobby Lee?

  We also have... Have you played Pittsburgh? I'm gonna play that for the first time, Pittsburgh Improv.

• 1:19:41Speaker 05

  You said Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. He played Pittsburgh.

• 1:19:45Bobby Lee?

  Have you played it?

• 1:19:46Speaker 05

  A pimp from the bay?

• 1:19:49Bobby Lee?

  Have you played it?

• 1:19:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a good room.

• 1:19:51Bobby Lee?

  All right. So check out Craig, old friend. Give him a round of applause, that was...

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