Trail Tales 102: Wedding Day Emergencies, Near Death Brides & Bigfoot Anniversaries
Hosted by Cassandra Yahnian and Danielle LaRock
- 49m
- Transcript
Summary
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This listener-submitted episode of National Park After Dark features various wild outdoor tales, focusing heavily on wedding mishaps and strange encounters. The hosts read letters about a Montana wedding interrupted by a severe side-by-side crash, a honeymoon fishing trip on the San Juan River where a bride nearly drowned in her waders, and a wedding reception at a supposedly haunted hotel where a dancer tore her ACL on the Tootsie Roll. Other letters recount stumbling into a Bigfoot festival in California during a wedding anniversary, an inexplicable wave of intense dread while camping near Crater Lake in Oregon, and a deeply personal journey of spreading a cousin's ashes in Colorado after receiving specific signs.
- Keep your seatbelt fastened when operating off-road vehicles to prevent severe accidents and injuries. 7:37
- Be cautious around deep, fast-moving rivers when wearing waders to avoid filling them and getting dragged under. 21:45
- Trust your intuition and leave an area immediately if you experience an overwhelming and unexplainable feeling of dread. 42:31
Chapters
- 0:17Podcast Intro and Tour Teaser
Hosts introduce the episode and tease their upcoming tour.
- 3:10Montana Wedding Disaster Narrative
A guest recounts a chaotic wedding day where a side-by-side vehicle overturned, injuring a groomsman and causing a blood‑stained dress.
- 9:22Bigfoot Festival Anniversary Tale
A photographer shares how a planned anniversary road trip unexpectedly landed them at a Bigfoot festival.
- 17:40Half‑Drowned Bride Fishing Adventure
A listener describes a near‑drowning experience while fly‑fishing on a remote New Mexico river.
- 29:03Spooky Road Trip to Portland
A recount of a road trip that turns terrifying as the group experiences shared dread on a remote forest road.
- 44:21Ghostly Wedding Dance Incident
A story about a wedding dance mishap blamed on a ghost named Walter, leading to a humorous yet painful knee injury.
- 50:00Episode Wrap‑Up and Call to Action
Hosts thank listeners, promote submissions, and preview subscriber bonuses.
- 51:20Insurance Promotion
The hosts briefly promote Progressive insurance coverage options.
Highlights
- 3:10
Side-by-Side Crash Before Weddingstory
Just minutes before a couple's outdoor wedding in Montana, a side-by-side vehicle rolls over, breaking a groomsman's arm and covering the wedding party in blood. They manage to clean up and hide the incident from the 350 waiting guests.
- 9:52
Accidental Bigfoot Festival Anniversaryinsight
A couple plans an outdoor road trip for their fifth wedding anniversary and accidentally books a glamping site in Willow Creek during the annual Bigfoot Days festival.
- 17:54
Nearly Drowning in Wadersstory
On a fly-fishing honeymoon trip in New Mexico, a beginner bride steps into a deep drop-off and her waders fill with freezing water, requiring a rescue from nearby anglers.
- 25:00
Torn ACL Dancing the Tootsie Rollstory
A bride celebrating her reception at a historic hotel tears her ACL and meniscus while doing a middle-school choreographed dance to the Tootsie Roll.
- 29:11
Disappearing Pajamas and Trickster Spiritsstory
While dispersed camping near the Grand Canyon, a camper loses her pajama pants and experiences bizarre phenomena, including an intact horse skeleton and phantom voices.
- 35:35
Overwhelming Terror Near Crater Lakeinsight
Three friends driving down an unmarked Forest Service road near Crater Lake are suddenly struck by a debilitating, shared wave of pure anxiety and terror, forcing them to flee.
- 44:35
Synchronicity and Scattering Ashesstory
A listener receives bizarre dragon-themed signs guiding her to spread her late cousin's ashes in Roxborough State Park, only to later learn he had actually vacationed there.
Quotes
“I told him absolutely not. I was wearing white and the wind would have absolutely fucked up my hair.”
Cassandra Yahnian · 4:26 “I froze for a solid 30 seconds while my brain put everything together.”
Danielle LaRock · 10:50 “The whole thing happened in what felt like slow motion.”
Cassandra Yahnian · 5:28 “We found Cleve another shirt and vest.”
Cassandra Yahnian · 6:46
Sponsored segments
- Progressive Casualty Insurance 51:20–51:38
About this episode
Today’s stories include wedding day emergencies, near death brides, cave ceremonies, Bigfoot anniversaries, wedding ghosts, dragon approvals and phantom runners. Outsiders Only bonus stories available for Patreon and Apple Subscribers! COME SEE US ON TOUR - LIMITED TICKETS LEFT! For the latest NPAD updates, group travel details, merch and more, follow us on npadpodcast.com and our socials: Instagram: @nationalparkafterdarkTikTok: @nationalparkafterdark Support the show by becoming an Outsider and receive ad free listening, bonus content and more on Patreon or Apple Podcasts. Want to see our faces? Catch full episodes on our YouTube Page! Thank you to our sponsors! Alloy: Alloy is the only menopause platform with a scalp-to-lash hair care solution. Visit http://myalloy.com and use code NPAD for 20% off your first order! Quince: Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to quince.com/npad. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcript
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Speaker names marked are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.
Topics
- Bigfoot
- NPAD
- Colorado
- Willow Creek
- National Parks
- Crater Lake
- National Park After Dark
- Portland
- Patterson Gimlin film
- Old Medicine Creek Road
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