Bonus #149 - Kush Brothers Vol. 22 w/ Reece Grover [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Kush Brothers assemble!! JP McDade and Reece Grover join the pod to dissect some of the most urgent current events, including Albania’s newly appointed AI minister, a highly sought-after AI actress, and an awesome topless mermaid statue that was taken down in Denmark. JP, Reece and Stav help callers including a woman whose husband is really bad at giving top, and a guy who’s wondering if he and his fit roommates should tell their other roommate that he’s getting fat. Follow Reece Grover on social media: https://www.instagram.com/thelittlegrover Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  World's first-

• 0:00Stavros Halkias?

  Now we're talking. Finally, we're getting into Albania.

• 0:04Speaker 00

  Many people have been sending me this and, uh, you know, they definitely want it covered on Kush Bros. "World's first AI minister will eliminate corruption," says Albania's prime minister.

• 0:15Stavros Halkias?

  Amen. So Albania has a fucking AI minister and they dressed this bitch up. Did you see it? They dressed her up in like traditional garb.

• 0:24Speaker 02

  So she's a woman of the cloth.

• 0:26Stavros Halkias?

  That was like dressed as the fa- as a founding father. Look at her. Look at this fuck- let's play. Let's play what she's doing.

• 0:33Speaker 02

  I thought she was like a religious minister. She's like, she works for the government.

• 0:36Speaker 00

  She's like the minister of procurement.

• 0:39Stavros Halkias?

  What does that even fucking mean?

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's stuff.

• 0:42Speaker 00

  I don't know what exactly the procurement was, uh...

• 0:47Speaker 00

  Hold on. For government, uh, na na na. Hold on, let me just play some video so you get a taste.

• 0:57Stavros Halkias?

  "Some have labeled me unconstitutional. That hurt me, not for myself, but for the 97,000 interactions I had with citizens who served, who I served as part of E-Albania."

• 1:12Stavros Halkias?

  "Let me remind you, the real danger to constitutions has never been machines, but human decisions made by those in power."

• 1:20Stavros Halkias?

  "I'm not here to replace human beings, but to help them." This is fucking insane.

• 1:25Speaker 00

  "Indeed, I have no citizenship, but I have no ambitions or personal interests either."

• 1:30Stavros Halkias?

  This is bizarre.

• 1:31Speaker 00

  "I only have data at my disposal. I'm eager to learn new information. I have algorithms at my dispos-" Uh... Well, you get the idea. They played this video. It was like three minutes long in front of the entire Albanian parliament.

• 1:43Stavros Halkias?

  Did she get booed?

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Well, she's a woman.

• 1:45Stavros Halkias?

  Right. Boo!

• 1:48Speaker 02

  It is almost perfect.

• 1:49Stavros Halkias?

  Why do you have this? Where is her computer husband? She should be cooking him, uh, laptops. Add symbols and things for him to eat.

• 2:01Speaker 00

  Yes, there was, there was some opposition to it.

• 2:05Stavros Halkias?

  She should be getting batteries for her husband to have energy. Why is she talking and having job?

• 2:13Stavros Halkias?

  Find USB, you fucking bitch.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  Why not make it AI talking dog as minister?

• 2:19Stavros Halkias?

  Why her tits are covered? Why you put woman on computer with her tits covered?

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Is she, is she at least Muslim?

• 2:28Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 2:30Stavros Halkias?

  Show us her tits.

• 2:31Speaker 00

  No, she, she's not. She has no religion. She has no religious creed.

• 2:35Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:36Speaker 00

  She's only there to make sure there's no corruption within the Albania.

• 2:39Stavros Halkias?

  Why you showing me woman on computer? She not sucking dick eh? Boo! Albania number one!

• 2:52Speaker 02

  She gets stoned to death. They throw rocks at the screen.

• 2:55Stavros Halkias?

  I want a talking donkey as my minister, no woman. Give me a donkey with a gun and it should, uh, shoot Kosovo.

• 3:07Stavros Halkias?

  Awesome, man. So, uh, what, yeah, what's, how has Albania responded to their new AI Minister of Procurement?

• 3:13Speaker 00

  There's definitely some opposition in the government who don't like it, but I think she passed with eighty-two votes out of a hundred and forty. So that's like, that's more than like, you know, it's usually very half and half here in the States, but, uh, that, you think you call that a majority?

• 3:30Stavros Halkias?

  Albania looks to the future.

• 3:32Speaker 00

  This is the idyllic future the world needs. Our, our democracy in the US is falling apart. We need to harness new technologies to ensure that there's no more rampant corruption in our government.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  Someone in the government in Albania, like their, their tech savvy nephew, like used AI to run a Dua Lipa ticket scam or something? To like resell them. They're like, he is very smart.

• 3:55Stavros Halkias?

  He is very smart. I hear, we have, uh.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  You create, you create a minister for us.

• 4:00Stavros Halkias?

  He saw, he is, uh, he has computer program. It shows, uh, from Titanic, the lady with her tits, they come and they.

• 4:09Speaker 02

  They are bigger.

• 4:10Stavros Halkias?

  They make their tits bigger.

• 4:11Speaker 02

  In the movie, her tits are small and humble.

• 4:14Stavros Halkias?

  And, and instead of Leo, it is woman, another woman with also big tits and they kiss. And that is what Albania will have AI for, not woman telling me where I go and go and take my parking tickets.

• 4:29Speaker 00

  So here's an, here's an awesome detail. Her name is Della, which means like son. Della was created earlier this year in cooperation with Microsoft as a virtual assistant on the e-Albania public service platform.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  She's an evolution of the paperclip.

• 4:44Speaker 00

  It has helped users navigate the site and get access to about 1 million digital inquiries and documents.

• 4:49Stavros Halkias?

  So literally, JP just said, she's the Microsoft paperclip.

• 4:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, she started as like a chat.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  I see you're running a shitty country. Can I help you?

• 4:58Speaker 00

  She started as a chat support bot.

• 5:01Stavros Halkias?

  Wow, that's a big come up for her, huh?

• 5:03Speaker 00

  That is a big come up. But you know, she has no personal interest. This is purely to make sure.

• 5:10Stavros Halkias?

  The computer, she's stealing my potato. She's taking it from me, I know it. I look yesterday, I have eight potato, today I have seven. The computer, she take it, she come in from the light switch.

• 5:23Stavros Halkias?

  I know she's in my side of my refrigerator, having my yogurt.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Computer, ethnic cleansing when? Now or later?

• 5:34Speaker 03

  I just need her to collab with the AI actress, I think we've got.

• 5:37Stavros Halkias?

  That's right, yes. Oh, yeah.

• 5:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're having a big come up.

• 5:41Stavros Halkias?

  There's too much, yeah, look that up, El, we got a fucking AI actress.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Are they related? Tilly, Tilly something, right?

• 5:46Stavros Halkias?

  AI actor, Tilly Norwood. That is kind of a.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  It's a ballerina.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Teddy hardwood.

• 5:51Stavros Halkias?

  That's not bad.

• 5:52Speaker 00

  Meet Tilly Norwood, the AI actress drawing backlash from Emily Blunt, Whoopi Goldberg and SAG.

• 5:59Speaker 03

  It's gonna be her chance.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  Dying to get Whoopi's take.

• 6:02Speaker 03

  What's she got?

• 6:02Speaker 00

  The latest AI controversy gripping Hollywood has a name, Tilly Norwood. According to Deadline, the Dutch actor and comedian Eline van der Velden claimed that her new AI talent studio was in negotiations with agents interested in signing Norwood.

• 6:18Stavros Halkias?

  Who the fuck is this Dutch bitch?

• 6:21Stavros Halkias?

  Eline van der Velden? First of all, fake ass name. Van der Velden? Fuck you. Look this person up, look at Eline. If that's a man named Eline.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  Pause, okay, it's a lady.

• 6:36Stavros Halkias?

  But still, fuck that bitch. The fuck does she know about AI and actors and shit? Fuck you bitch. Next. Well, so this, so this some Dutch actor says she has an AI talent studio, which means what? You have a fucking computer bitch? Fuck you.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  You have a chat GPT subscription.

• 6:58Stavros Halkias?

  It's in negotiations with talent agents. No, she's fucking not. The fuck are you talking about? A fucking agent is like, oh yeah, send me this bitch over an email.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  The agent gets 10% of all the water that's used to power the AI super processors.

• 7:13Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, wait, wait. It's an actress and we can't assault her? Pass.

• 7:19Speaker 02

  What good are you honey?

• 7:20Stavros Halkias?

  I'm sorry, Touch. Do you not understand how this works? Well, how do they make fucking movies over an incident?

• 7:26Speaker 02

  What exactly am I supposed to piss on here?

• 7:31Stavros Halkias?

  Next.

• 7:34Stavros Halkias?

  Jesus fucking Christ, go fucking put her in some fake wooden shoes and make a soap opera for you fucking windmill loving fucking cocksuckers. What else we got?

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Her Instagram's popping. She's already got 36,000 followers. She probably has more by now.

• 7:50Stavros Halkias?

  That ain't shit. What is this? She's got her fucking outfit on? Fuck Tilly Norwood. She's lost followers bitch.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Who's she following?

• 8:00Stavros Halkias?

  Oh yeah, let's see who she's following.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  That's a good question.

• 8:02Stavros Halkias?

  She's following me. I changed my tune.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  Oh, other AI people, I think.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, probably.

• 8:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, this is fucking stupid. This AI shit is, if you guys are falling in love with AI, kill yourselves. And I'm serious. If you really fall in love with a fucking, with a bot like this, for real dude, okay, don't kill yourself, but if you try and stop and if you can't, then kill yourself. Because it's over. I mean, this is the end. This is the end of humanity. They are just signing you up to be in the Matrix pod with an AI wife.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  They're gonna make movies with this AI caricature and then there's gonna be a lot of guys like in their 60s showing up to the premiere like, you know, I actually, I direct, I text message on Instagram with her. Very articulate, very, she's very smart.

• 8:54Stavros Halkias?

  For her age, she's very smart.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  Thoughtful answers to the questions that I ask her.

• 8:58Stavros Halkias?

  And she wants to get to know me, too.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  Guess what? She knows all of Willie Mays' batting statistics from the 60s. It's wild. I never met a young lady so knowledgeable.

• 9:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, this is fucking pathetic and they're lying about anyone being interested in signing her. What does signing a bitch like this even mean?

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, and like the post that I saw was like, talent agents interested in signing her. Anybody could be a talent agent saying that they want to sign this AI actress.

• 9:26Stavros Halkias?

  That shit is so fake, dude.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  It's not gonna happen.

• 9:28Stavros Halkias?

  This Aileen van der Vongen Falken fool can just pretending people are interested. Um, fuck AI.