Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Your Mom's House Ep. 855

The End is near! Premieres tomorrow April 16 on https://theend.ymhstudios.com/ Today is the last day for the presale pricing! You get 7 full, hour long episodes of completely unfiltered stories for $24.99. Afterwards, the price will increase so get it now! SPONSORS: - Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH This week, WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see. Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways. Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit! Your Mom’s House Ep. 855 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:19 - Opening Clip: Mentally Retarded Person 00:08:46 - Kim Jong Un Is A Cool Guy 00:16:55 - Mike Tax Guy 00:23:01 - Clip: Cool Guy Workout 00:24:08 - Hungry Lion 00:29:25 - No More Gay DM's 00:35:16 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Towels 00:38:13 - A Pazsitzky Effect: Sun Visors 00:41:22 - Water Parks & Rollercoasters 00:45:41 - Sun Visors & Wrestlemania 00:50:29 - Steve Martin & Wrestling Fans 00:54:37 - Revealing Wrestling Secrets 01:03:31 - Piledrivers 01:07:12 - Nakedness 01:14:54 - Handshakes 01:16:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious: Wrestling Edition 01:28:56 - When Fans Attack 01:32:55 - Thoughts On Pat McAfee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:01Speaker 00

  Welcome, welcome to Your Mom's House.

• 0:11Tom Segura?

  And welcome to another episode of Your Mom's House. I'm Todd, she's Christie, and we're excited about today. It's a very exciting day. First of all, it's everybody's favorite fucking thing in the entire world. It is tax day.

• 0:29Tom Segura?

  So make sure you pay your taxes, or if not, file an extension, or flee the country. Had a fun chat about that with our boys. I didn't tell you that on the way back from that training thing.

• 0:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, tell me.

• 0:42Tom Segura?

  They're like, so technically, what happens if you don't pay your taxes? I'm like, well, it's a real problem. You know, you can get extension, you could be in penalties, it could be a real thing. And he's like, but what if you just, you take your money and you go somewhere, like out of the country? That's a really cool way of thinking, first of all. And then they're like, wouldn't that happen? I go, yeah, you'd have to go somewhere that has like, not only maybe no extradition with the United States, but also has a banking system that doesn't operate within the normal system that the US deals with, you know? So your money would be somewhere that is not accessible to them. I go, you could do that. I go, it's a real long way to go to not pay your taxes.

• 1:27Tom Segura?

  And he was like, alright, alright, just thinking ahead. I'm like, yeah, I would go just fucking pay them. Anyway, it is tax day. Huge thing is that tomorrow, April 16th, The End, the Ari Shaffir storytelling show that we produced is coming out. It has an incredible lineup. It has an incredible lineup. He's the, this is, you know, the show was called This Is Not Happening. It went away. He ended up getting just a crazy list of people. Nate Bargatze, DeStefano, Shane Gillis, Jordan Jensen, Mark Norman, Jay Okerson, Miss Pat, yours truly, Ali Siddique, Dan Soder, Sam Talent, and on and on.

• 2:09Tom Segura?

  Duncan Trust, there's so many, and it's the storytelling show. We're super proud of it. It looks amazing. We produced it. We're hosting this site for him, but it's Ari's show. And for people who don't know, every comedian on this participates in the back end of this show. So that's a very, you know, Ari Shaffir led way of doing, we all, we're all in this together, bro. So everybody gets a piece. If you like any of those comedians, you can support them. If you go to YMHstudios.com, it's, it's, it's debuting April 16th. So I'm on, I'm on chapter one. You can see that.

• 2:52Tom Segura?

  There's chapter two. You can see, and so on and so forth. Great stories and we're very proud of it.

• 2:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Jordan Jensen, all the hits.

• 3:01Tom Segura?

  And you know, it's the kind of thing too, I just always try to reiterate this whenever we do something like ticketed. If you do support this, it just leads to more things like this getting produced. Like if you're into this and you, you spend the money to, to get an episode or the season. You know, if it works out, then we just go like, how can we make something else?

• 3:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. And it's good programming. It's not the dog shit that you'll see on the television.

• 3:28Tom Segura?

  That's very true.

• 3:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's the best part. That's the best part.

• 3:30Tom Segura?

  Oh, you look at this.

• 3:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, Tyler's here. And when he's back into short season again.

• 3:35Tom Segura?

  Whenever he shows the legs, I know it's fucking springtime.

• 3:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. It's so happy. Guys, listen. Your Mother's Day is coming up, May 10th. It's so soon. Why don't you buy your mommy some makeup, buy your sister some makeup, buy your mom, my lipstick, Christina P. Liquid Lipstick and blushes and glosses. And come see me do standup comedy live. I will be April 24th. Twenty fifth in Irving, Texas at the Punch Line. Uh, May fourteenth through sixteenth, Denver, Colorado at the Comedy Works. Yes, it does.

• 4:09Tom Segura?

  Comedy and Prayer, yeah.

• 4:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  And then two nights at Chicago, Illinois at the Den Theater. Tickets at Christina P. com. Get it now. Denver's almost gone. I think Dallas too, so get on that, homies.

• 4:20Tom Segura?

  Hell, yeah, dog.

• 4:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hell, yeah, dog.

• 4:22Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 4:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Wow. That was really spicy. Why are you burping so much? What are you drinking?

• 4:28Tom Segura?

  Well, I was just really hungry.

• 4:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 4:30Tom Segura?

  And so I scarfed down some beef jerky.

• 4:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 4:32Tom Segura?

  And then I had, um, water, and then I had this Coke Zero right here.

• 4:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know what's interesting about you is you'll eat jerky a lot. And then you'll have your nicotine patch in your mouth. And so it's an interesting combo.

• 4:46Tom Segura?

  Patch, it's a pouch.

• 4:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a patch. And you, your mouth smells like beefy mint.

• 4:51Tom Segura?

  Isn't that cool? Isn't that cool? And what I've found is that children and chicks dig that. That's usually comes up to me. They're like, this smells good. Is that beef and mint? I'm like, yeah.

• 5:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Beef mint.

• 5:04Tom Segura?

  Beef mint.

• 5:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a whole new flavor.

• 5:06Tom Segura?

  A new flavor.

• 5:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Can you get your nicotine pouch to be?

• 5:09Tom Segura?

  Beefy?

• 5:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Beef.

• 5:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why don't they do that?

• 5:12Tom Segura?

  I could reach out. I have connections. I'd be like, hey, you know me, I know you. I'm the, I speak for the client, the consumer.

• 5:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  The guys like steak.

• 5:19Tom Segura?

  Do you have a beef flavored nicotine pouch?

• 5:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I'm being serious. You guys love meats.

• 5:26Tom Segura?

  We do.

• 5:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ribs.

• 5:27Tom Segura?

  You're, you're not wrong.

• 5:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's not a bad idea. Plus you'd, you'd be losing weight because you're not really eating.

• 5:32Tom Segura?

  I didn't tell you this. I went to, I went to our old neighbor's house the other night.

• 5:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 5:36Tom Segura?

  And every time I, he invites, you forget that he's, his training, his origin is being a chef.

• 5:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Tom Segura?

  He, fuck, he like, I just made a little cup, something here for y'all. And I'm like, dude, it's so good what he can just do casually, you know? And he's like, ah, just, just, I've fried some mucus and made this homemade guac. I made some ceviche, you know, just to get like, kinda if you want something just to hold you over. I'm like, god damn, it's so good. He's so good.

• 6:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why don't you say who it is?

• 6:04Tom Segura?

  I don't want to say who it is.

• 6:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, you know.

• 6:06Tom Segura?

  Ah.

• 6:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Give him a little shout out.

• 6:08Tom Segura?

  You know.

• 6:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right.

• 6:10Tom Segura?

  I respect people's privacy, you know?

• 6:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 6:12Tom Segura?

  I don't know if he wants people to know.

• 6:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, okay, well.

• 6:15Tom Segura?

  I would ask. I would ask him if he wants his name said. That's all I'm saying. Well, look, here's his name I do want said. Ready for the opening clip?

• 6:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

• 6:22Speaker 03

  We have forty-five thousand soldiers in South Korea.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  To protect us from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well, as you know. Do you notice he said very nice things about me? He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Don't tell me about your stuff. Joe Biden, he said he's a mentally retarded person. He was so nasty to Joe Biden, he was terrible.

• 6:50Speaker 04

  Don't bring anyone mothering to this. Joe Biden, the fucking stand!

• 6:53Speaker 00

  Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house.

• 6:57Tom Segura?

  So cool.

• 6:58Speaker 00

  With Tom Segura.

• 7:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. It's rough.

• 7:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Feel it, feel it, feel it, go. Let it rip into your soul. Feel the music go way. Feel it in your mind. Patches in your mouth. Make them beef flavored so you can suck out the red juice in your mouth.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Mentally retarded person.

• 7:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  Mentally retarded person.

• 7:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  See, I think you can say the R word if you put mentally in front of it.

• 7:51Tom Segura?

  That's the, that is the workaround.

• 7:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 7:54Tom Segura?

  That's where you're like, I didn't say, yeah.

• 7:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Fart N word. You can't, you still can't say.

• 7:59Tom Segura?

  Right.

• 7:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  Right?

• 8:00Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 8:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  He kinda did it cleverly that way. You just have to say mentally retarded and you can say retarded.

• 8:08Tom Segura?

  Right. But then it doesn't hit the same.

• 8:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  It doesn't hit the same.

• 8:10Tom Segura?

  You're saying, like if, if he would have been like, he called Joe Biden retarded, it would have been, it's different.

• 8:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Then people will get on him for saying the R word.

• 8:18Tom Segura?

  Right, but if you go mentally, yeah, that's the way that you can.

• 8:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  And he's so smart and then he'll go, you know, God, I can't believe, could you believe they'd said that about him? Very sad, very sad. It's so clever.

• 8:28Tom Segura?

  No, he also had the, the duality of, we have all these troops there to protect us from this guy, Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He likes me and I like him. Like, what?

• 8:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's a cool guy.

• 8:41Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 8:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Turns out, he's a pretty cool guy to hang out with.

• 8:45Tom Segura?

  Okay.

• 8:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 8:46Tom Segura?

  Kim Jong-un is pretty cool.

• 8:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, I've heard nothing but good things.

• 8:49Tom Segura?

  He is cool. It's crazy when you look back on Kim Jong-un, that he, it's rare, I think, sometimes, that you see somebody who has his position now and his reputation, who did study abroad. He left.

• 9:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 9:05Tom Segura?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  I didn't know that.

• 9:06Tom Segura?

  He left Korea and did a boarding school, I think in Switzerland.

• 9:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 9:12Tom Segura?

  Under an assumed name. No one knew who it was. Yeah, in Switzerland.

• 9:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's so nice that you-

• 9:17Tom Segura?

  For seven years.

• 9:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, and it's nice that you know this much about him and his story.

• 9:21Tom Segura?

  I know everything about cool guys. Yeah.

• 9:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  So he attended boarding school, oh my god. Yeah, for seven years.

• 9:30Tom Segura?

  So I'm saying he has exposure-

• 9:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, he knows.

• 9:32Tom Segura?

  -to life outside, yeah.

• 9:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  What a dick. And then he's coming back and he's all-

• 9:37Tom Segura?

  So let's look at this.

• 9:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hey, guys.

• 9:38Tom Segura?

  Because I didn't know all of this. He attended under the name Pak Un or Un Pak. He attended the international school in Gyeonggi Park and Limbunshasun Haeksung. And then, he was generally regarded as shy, reserved, and often accompanied by older students or bodyguards. Yet he developed a passionate interest in basketball due to particularly Michael Jordan. He loves Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. Reports indicate he was not strong academically and often struggled with the German language.

• 10:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 10:06Tom Segura?

  Requiring assistance from friends, though he became proficient enough to navigate daily life. Following his time in Switzerland, he returned to North Korea, attended the Kim Il-sung University, Grandpa University, from 2002 to 2007. And his time in Switzerland was kept a secret. He was known as a quiet student who wore basketball jerseys, often picked up in a chauffeur-driven car. He is considered to be highly westernized during his upbringing, having been exposed to westerns. That's the thing, is like-

• 10:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, he knows.

• 10:35Tom Segura?

  -he knows that stuff so well. And he's still just- Doing, you know, become like the most reclusive country on earth. And to be the, the person in charge of that, it's, it's a wild thing to, to embrace.

• 10:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, he's such a liar.

• 10:50Tom Segura?

  I mean, it's really crazy.

• 10:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  The West is evil.

• 10:54Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 10:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  And they have TV and McDonald's. You don't want any of that stuff.

• 10:58Tom Segura?

  Meanwhile, he's fucking, he's watching basketball games and he's like, fondue's pretty cool. You ever tried? No, he's just like.

• 11:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, they all do this, especially those rich, like Saudi girls. Have you ever seen them in Beverly Hills?

• 11:13Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 11:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  They come over and then they get to take off the, their, you know, the sheets and then they get to go shopping on Rodeo Drive. And then, but then they gotta chuck all the stuff.

• 11:23Tom Segura?

  That was the thing. I learned that in a hotel. I didn't know that. I was staying at a hotel. And I think it was like the Beverly Wilshire or something.

• 11:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 11:32Tom Segura?

  And this came up and they told me they're like, the craziest thing is.

• 11:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my bow.

• 11:36Tom Segura?

  These girls will come, these wealthy, like Middle Eastern girls. And they'll, you know, they'll shop, they'll wear all this stuff for like a week and then they just leave it here.

• 11:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Cause they can't take it back to Saudi. They'll, they'll get executed or whatever. And they do it before they get married because now their life will be on lockdown. Now they're just a broodmare for some gross Saudi guy and he's got 10 of 10 wives.

• 12:00Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 12:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ugh. Yeah, it's not wild.

• 12:03Tom Segura?

  It's wild.

• 12:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  So they get to, they, they get to go on these roomspringas to the West and see how great it is. And then they go back to their sad oppressive places.

• 12:12Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 12:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  And have to live that double life.

• 12:14Tom Segura?

  Also, some of them probably, you know, there's a few that go like, oh, I don't want to go back. I'm sure that happens.

• 12:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hell yeah. I'm surprised Kim Jong Un, Jong Un didn't stay.

• 12:24Tom Segura?

  But you know, the thing that he probably, this is, cause his older brother, who he ended up having murdered.

• 12:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  I remember that.

• 12:30Tom Segura?

  Was living a life outside of, of, uh, of North Korea, you know? He was, um, what's it called?

• 12:39Tom Segura?

  Denounced from the family, excommunicated.

• 12:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 12:42Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah, cuz he got arrested one time fucking around, I think going to Japan. And so his brother was like, just fucking kill him. So he killed him, but he was, but I think one of the things that happens if you're like Kim Jong Un is you go, well, yes, this is good, but like, I would have to earn it. Like, I would have to be a regular person.

• 13:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 13:03Tom Segura?

  Or I can go to this oppressive, insane place and be the king.

• 13:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's such a good would you rather.

• 13:09Tom Segura?

  Which, right, right.

• 13:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, but really, think, think this through, like, would you rather be just a rich, spoiled, quote, nobody?

• 13:18Tom Segura?

  Mm hmm.

• 13:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  In Switzerland, in Western Europe, where you have this money, private car.

• 13:23Tom Segura?

  No, but that's the thing, that's not the would you rather? Because if you are staying, you're not supported.

• 13:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I see, I see, I see.

• 13:30Tom Segura?

  You're a regular person now.

• 13:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ah, fuck.

• 13:33Tom Segura?

  He's, the reason he was chauffeured and all that's cuz you're still in.

• 13:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're still under the protection of, okay. Or do you go back to your shitty country and oppress millions of people and be a piece of shit dictator?

• 13:44Tom Segura?

  And not just oppress them, but like, you, you throw people in labor camps and then you throw their relatives in there and you have them, they die and you're like, fuck them.

• 13:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't know.

• 13:53Tom Segura?

  To your fellow countrymen, yeah.

• 13:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's an easy choice.

• 13:56Tom Segura?

  It's so easy.

• 13:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  When you put it like that.

• 13:57Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  You would definitely choose South Korean, I mean, North Korean dictator.

• 14:03Tom Segura?

  Fuck no, dude.

• 14:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  You wouldn't choose being a dictator?

• 14:05Tom Segura?

  Fuck no, no way.

• 14:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  You'd rather be a poor?

• 14:09Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 14:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Geeky Asian kid in Switzerland, yeah.

• 14:12Tom Segura?

  Or anywhere else.

• 14:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Same.

• 14:13Tom Segura?

  Yes, cuz you know, I know what the world is like.

• 14:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 14:17Tom Segura?

  I don't wanna be anywhere near that shit, man.

• 14:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, what's really messed up, but here's the thing you're not even thinking about, is that within the confines of your palace, you're still living your best life. You just have to put your head on the pillow at night, knowing that you're responsible for starving and killing.

• 14:32Tom Segura?

  All right, you just kinda, you kinda flipped it on me.

• 14:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 14:34Tom Segura?

  So.

• 14:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  You get to meet Dennis Rodman.

• 14:37Tom Segura?

  That's right.

• 14:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  You get to have a basketball court in your palace. You're eating McDonald's, you're fine.

• 14:42Tom Segura?

  Right, you have, you still have the chef and all the.

• 14:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, your life is cool, but you just, everyone else suffers.

• 14:50Tom Segura?

  I mean, it's cool in here, yeah, never mind, right? I have AC, I got a pool.

• 14:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's what I'm saying.

• 14:56Tom Segura?

  Yeah, you kinda, I didn't really think about it like that.

• 14:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just don't go outside, duh. Don't look out the window, dummy.

• 15:01Tom Segura?

  Too hot outside anyway.

• 15:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's so hot in Korea in the summertime.

• 15:05Tom Segura?

  Dude.

• 15:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Holy shit, that's hot.

• 15:07Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 15:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's worse than Texas.

• 15:08Tom Segura?

  You ever seen that aerial shot from, from space? You know, you could see at night, you could see like regions get lit up.

• 15:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 15:16Tom Segura?

  So Seoul is this obviously very thriving.

• 15:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 15:20Tom Segura?

  Technologically advanced city. You see, and then you, you can see Pyongyang and, and North Korea, and it's just all dark. Cause they have like.

• 15:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Rolling blackouts.

• 15:28Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Cause he can't.

• 15:29Tom Segura?

  So it's dark and then the rest, and then South Korea is bright.

• 15:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  And you realize it's just because he, he wants it that way.

• 15:35Tom Segura?

  If the shots from space are real, let me point out.

• 15:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  If we could even get there.

• 15:40Tom Segura?

  Supposedly fucking Artemis is going around the moon right now, but that's from NASA, who I don't fucking believe shit. But if you take the letters in NASA, you just throw a T in there, it's Satan. You know what I mean?

• 15:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's right.

• 15:55Tom Segura?

  I'm, I'm sure those guys are up fucking flying around the moon right now. Yeah, real believable. Love that one.

• 16:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, I will tell you one thing, Tom.

• 16:05Tom Segura?

  What?

• 16:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Playing Satan's advocate.

• 16:07Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 16:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  They haven't, they haven't landed on the moon since 1962.

• 16:12Tom Segura?

  No fucking shit. And guess what? We didn't land there in 62 either. Stanley Kubrick.

• 16:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's 69, I think, right?

• 16:17Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 16:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, but I'm being serious. Like, why, we haven't, right? Like, I'm, I, I'm not one of those people that's deep into it.

• 16:23Tom Segura?

  What do we need there, though? Just to, just to.

• 16:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just be like, hey, guys, we're here.

• 16:27Tom Segura?

  Just to pacify the people that say we haven't? Like, what do we need?

• 16:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because you have to keep the flag a-flying up there.

• 16:32Tom Segura?

  That's why they're just like, gotta get that flag up.

• 16:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  You gotta straighten it out, dummy.

• 16:35Tom Segura?

  Yeah, that's a good idea. Hey, let's, let's spend four and a half billion dollars getting that flag. Can we get a bigger flag up there?

• 16:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  The flag needs to wave.

• 16:43Tom Segura?

  I'm surprised he didn't go, that flag is so small. Let's go up there with a fucking huge flag.

• 16:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  We need to build Trump Towers on the moon.

• 16:52Tom Segura?

  Yeah. I don't know.

• 16:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  We could live on the moon.

• 16:55Tom Segura?

  Look, enough of this bullshit. I want my fucking, the, the lovely and, and, and just incredible listeners and supporters of this show who have been with us for so long, and we wouldn't be anywhere without you. I don't want anything bad to happen to you guys, so just remember that it is tax day.

• 17:24Tom Segura?

  Can I wash your beard?

• 17:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's so good. The hair is so good.

• 17:34Tom Segura?

  This is Mike the Tax Guy, Mike Fideli from Miami. It's important that you fucking pay your taxes and that's why I brought him up. Couple other things. The hair is absolutely incredible.

• 17:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's amazing.

• 17:45Tom Segura?

  It's incredible when it's dry. It's incredible when it's wet. In a ponytail, when it's down, when it's up. Amazing. He washes it once a month. I didn't realize that people, I don't have hairs. I don't even know.

• 17:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Some women practice that. It's supposed to be healthier for you. I find it unbearable.

• 17:59Tom Segura?

  Is that stripping? Cause it strips out oils.

• 18:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  The natural oils.

• 18:02Tom Segura?

  Right, right.

• 18:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  But you have that with your beard too. You want to maintain the oils.

• 18:06Tom Segura?

  Right, right. And it gets dry. Yeah, I understand that.

• 18:11Speaker 05

  Shit's about to go down.

• 18:15Speaker 05

  It's like, one of the worst things that could happen to you.

• 18:19Speaker 05

  Oh my God. Get your shit together. It's coming. No! Are you serious? What are you doing? Help! What? I'm about to come!

• 18:43Christina Pazsitzky?

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• 19:24Christina Pazsitzky?

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• 19:51Tom Segura?

  Also, Mike, just, I know this has been covered. Great physique. I know you run long distances, I can tell. Very lean. Kudos on that.

• 19:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  He likes to show you too. He could have done just a chest up angle.

• 20:02Tom Segura?

  He could.

• 20:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  He could have.

• 20:04Tom Segura?

  The real move, and I'm surprised he didn't do this, is to lose the shorts and just tease what's, you know what I mean? So that people can see the V going down and they go, what's up with those cum gutters? And then, you know what I mean? Like, you see them.

• 20:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 20:21Tom Segura?

  But you, but you don't show, but you, you allude to it. But he wore shorts, which was an interest. I didn't think he would be a shorts guy for this.

• 20:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Same. And in the shower, I thought he would go on natural, because he is taking a shower.

• 20:31Tom Segura?

  He's taking a shower. We're like, well, you have shorts on in the shower? It's crazy.

• 20:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I mean, he went to the trouble of angling the camera. You may as well just.

• 20:37Tom Segura?

  Just angle it up like another inch and a half, but then have everyone go like this.

• 20:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 20:43Tom Segura?

  In the video, you know?

• 20:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  I wanna see it.

• 20:45Tom Segura?

  Yeah. But again, I'm not doing this, I'm, I'm obviously, uh, any questions? I'm just doing this to, to remind people that, you know, Mike's an accountant and you need to pay your taxes. That's all. Okay? What's up?

• 21:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just living out his life, dude.

• 21:03Tom Segura?

  Fuck yeah.

• 21:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Age 64, age 22, any questions?

• 21:06Tom Segura?

  Didn't think so.

• 21:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Love that. I love the.

• 21:10Tom Segura?

  First comment says, been a couple for seven years now. And you're like, hold on. Since you was 15?

• 21:19Tom Segura?

  That's great.

• 21:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Whoops.

• 21:20Tom Segura?

  Yeah. That is really great.

• 21:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Plus, you can share the same clothes when?

• 21:26Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:28Tom Segura?

  Yep.

• 21:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, no.

• 21:29Tom Segura?

  Oh, boy.

• 21:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 21:31Tom Segura?

  Ooh, I love counting cash. Fuck yeah, bro.

• 21:35Tom Segura?

  I tried to music, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 21:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  How did you know?

• 21:40Tom Segura?

  I just, I mean, that's just a guy move, like if you're.

• 21:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  The kinda guy you get.

• 21:43Tom Segura?

  It's the kinda guy, if you're sitting in your car, making a video of yourself counting cash, you're probably doing it to music.

• 21:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 21:48Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 21:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  That was really cool that you knew that.

• 21:50Tom Segura?

  I'm guessing too, not saying this is about Mike, but a lot of guys will put the big bills around the smaller bills.

• 21:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've, you've told me that.

• 21:57Tom Segura?

  They're like, I got fucking so much cash here. And you're like, there's like 91s there. Okay.

• 22:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, hold on. He's aggressive, defensible. Yeah, okay. But then, did you see the picture of him with like Somali orphans?

• 22:09Tom Segura?

  Hold on, hold on. Go back to that picture. Go back to that picture. Can you read the names of the women in that picture?

• 22:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Maciel Supranat, Monsieur Thomas, Mallory Van Horn, Lynette Fernandez.

• 22:21Tom Segura?

  Do you think those are real names? Are those real names?

• 22:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, Tom, they're from different places in the world.

• 22:27Tom Segura?

  Do those feel like real names?

• 22:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 22:30Tom Segura?

  Maciel Supranat?

• 22:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Supranat.

• 22:34Tom Segura?

  I mean, the nicer one sounds real. Mallory Van Horn?

• 22:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Van Horn.

• 22:39Tom Segura?

  I don't know.

• 22:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, it's a little... Mallory, too. That's kinda...

• 22:42Tom Segura?

  That doesn't feel real.

• 22:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's old timey.

• 22:44Tom Segura?

  That doesn't feel real to me.

• 22:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  No. Her name, she's like 20. Her name should be Skylar.

• 22:49Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 22:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Caitlin.

• 22:51Tom Segura?

  I don't buy it.

• 22:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, there's no Mallorys. Lynette? That's an old ass name. That's like a bitch. My name, my age is Lynette. That's a very old lady name.

• 23:00Tom Segura?

  Old name.

• 23:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 23:02Tom Segura?

  You...

• 23:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah?

• 23:04Tom Segura?

  Posted a video and I wanna know what was your thinking behind this?

• 23:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 23:15Tom Segura?

  Why did you post this?

• 23:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did I post this?

• 23:17Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 23:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  I just like fitness, Tom. I don't know about you, but I like to exercise.

• 23:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Also, you know what I really like?

• 23:30Tom Segura?

  What?

• 23:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Are when people work out and post it online to let me know that they've worked out. And I just wanna motivate other people. Like, he's just getting it in, getting, getting to the gym.

• 23:41Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 23:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  I like that.

• 23:42Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 23:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  What do you think?

• 23:44Tom Segura?

  I mean, I was, I had seen this guy in your stories.

• 23:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 23:48Tom Segura?

  And then I saw it here. I was like, oh, this must mean something to you.

• 23:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, of course. I mean, it's got all the cool guy things. You've got the right angle. The lighting is fantastic.

• 23:57Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 23:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  There's TV in the background. What's he watching? Rachel Maddow? Probably not.

• 24:02Tom Segura?

  No, I don't think he's a Maddow guy. I don't think so. I don't think so. This, I, I saw this and I sent this in. Did you see this?

• 24:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, oh.

• 24:12Tom Segura?

  Have you seen this? Okay, look at this.

• 24:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  My kids would love this.

• 24:15Tom Segura?

  This is how he feeds this lion.

• 24:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Idiot.

• 24:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Bro, squish the chicken through the grate.

• 24:30Tom Segura?

  Also, that's the system. The system is you go up to the crate, you slide it open. For a lion, you don't have like another door, something that you can drop food into. He's like, just slide it open, you throw it in, then you slide it closed. That could never go wrong.

• 24:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's say it again.

• 24:49Tom Segura?

  The lion's like, do I want the little chicken or the big motherfucking chicken? I don't know.

• 24:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  You can't dangle raw meat.

• 24:55Tom Segura?

  This is crazy.

• 24:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, so look how calm he is.

• 25:00Tom Segura?

  Alright.

• 25:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look, it's sticking too. It's sticking, the door is sticking.

• 25:05Tom Segura?

  By the way, you know, you know, that if you were visiting and you're like, where should I stand? They're like, just fucking come here. Come here. No, we do this every, just stand right here. Like, right here? Stand here while, they're like, that's what we do. And you're like, okay. And then when this goes sideways, they're like, yeah, we didn't think that was gonna happen.

• 25:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, of course.

• 25:23Tom Segura?

  So right now, the lion grabs his hand.

• 25:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, of course.

• 25:26Tom Segura?

  And then he's just like, I'll smack that hand off. And then the lion's like, how about I open the door?

• 25:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, not only that, look, there's other crates full of raw, skinless chickens.

• 25:37Tom Segura?

  Bro.

• 25:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  All around.

• 25:38Tom Segura?

  I know, this is the craziest system, let's see.

• 25:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's, but, listen, can I tell you a story?

• 25:44Tom Segura?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 25:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, I was in Australia doing road rules. They took us to a crocodile farm. And they cut up pigs, or dead pigs, right? They cut them up, put the pieces in a wheelbarrow. And this fucking crazy guy was like, alright, time to fade the crocs. And we walked in a, like a little strip of land in between the two water places where the crocs were. And he would just take a wheelbarrow full of fresh, dead pig and throw it into the water. And they all come up in a frenzy and you're like, yeah, and they trust, just trust.

• 26:15Tom Segura?

  Well, they don't, actually. They don't. There's an interesting thing about reptiles and crocs and gators. They're incapable of forming that bond. So, all it's about is that person becomes such an expert in their behavior. And they have to 100% of the time be aware of their surroundings and what type of mood and what setting is going on. Because in an instant. Gators and crocs can just go like, it's eating time. Yeah, in an instant. There's never a time where they go, this is my caretaker. Never.

• 26:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know. Same with the lion, apparently, though.

• 26:57Tom Segura?

  No, but lions actually are capable.

• 27:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  They're mammals.

• 27:00Tom Segura?

  And they, and specifically in the big cat world, they can form those bonds. But a gator and a croc will never.

• 27:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  No love in their heart.

• 27:10Tom Segura?

  Not even one moment where they'll be like, this is the guy. They'll just be like, if you have it here and you just turn and it's like, I haven't eaten. It's it. They don't give a fuck. Yeah, ever. This guy is still feeding his, his lions the same way as from when this happened.

• 27:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 27:28Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 27:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Stop.

• 27:30Tom Segura?

  He still does it this way.

• 27:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  The sticky rickety gate?

• 27:35Tom Segura?

  He's just like, behave yourself.

• 27:40Tom Segura?

  Well, see, all these would, these lions would all be dead, by the way, if they weren't in this, because they don't know how to hunt anymore, you know?

• 27:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  I think they'd figure it out, right?

• 27:49Tom Segura?

  No, I don't think so.

• 27:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Intuitively.

• 27:52Tom Segura?

  Not in captivity.

• 27:56Tom Segura?

  Just open the door, bro.

• 28:02Tom Segura?

  It's fucking crazy.

• 28:10Tom Segura?

  That.

• 28:16Tom Segura?

  What do you think of that roar?

• 28:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, it's terrifying. He's standing on his hind legs. Wants to kill him.

• 28:22Tom Segura?

  That, um, you know that roar, like, not so much in your, in your ears, but you're, when you're around it, it actually completely disturbs your nervous system. Like it to, it's, it's not even under your control. If you hear it in person, your actual nervous system takes over and goes, you're gonna die.

• 28:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did you just shut your mouth?

• 28:47Tom Segura?

  You just go, you're like, oh, you just feel it. It's so, it's so terrifying.

• 28:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  See, I'd imagine it would be nice, like when your cat purrs.

• 28:54Tom Segura?

  Uh-uh. Not that shit. No. It's really disruptive.

• 29:00Tom Segura?

  Yeah, that's no good. No bueno. Uh-uh.

• 29:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Murder.

• 29:05Tom Segura?

  Fucking A, man.

• 29:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude, these fools. So heal Shoko Shogad.

• 29:10Tom Segura?

  Yeah, this guy. I really don't know why they wouldn't go, let's just build slots. Let's just cut a hole that we drop stuff into.

• 29:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 29:22Tom Segura?

  You know?

• 29:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's not how these fools think, man.

• 29:25Tom Segura?

  How do they think?

• 29:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  They don't.

• 29:26Speaker 06

  Hey, would you homosexual men, please stop trying to contact me on WhatsApp and Signal? Please, I'm not interested.

• 29:37Speaker 06

  You homosexual men, please stop trying to contact me on WhatsApp and Signal. Please.

• 29:46Tom Segura?

  All right.

• 29:50Tom Segura?

  I just want to know, I know that there are gay men that are listening and watching this show.

• 29:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 29:54Tom Segura?

  How about you leave this guy the fuck alone?

• 29:59Tom Segura?

  How about you stop harassing people?

• 30:02Tom Segura?

  Please. I just wanted to stand, I wanted to stand up for him.

• 30:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know, he's so good looking, this guy.

• 30:08Tom Segura?

  Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

• 30:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. I mean, if you were gay, wouldn't you really be?

• 30:14Tom Segura?

  You asked me, what was my, would be my gay type?

• 30:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Here's the thing.

• 30:17Tom Segura?

  I didn't think you were gonna put it in the folder.

• 30:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Here's the thing, though. Here's what's interesting, is that Signal and WhatsApp, you have to, don't you have to give people that information for them to reach out? It's not like Instagram.

• 30:29Tom Segura?

  Christina, you just solved this, this crime. Yeah. Yeah, you don't just hit people up.

• 30:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, you can't.

• 30:36Tom Segura?

  Whoa, look, that top one is, look at that hair. He has like, almost like Mike Fidelli hair. That's fucking nice.

• 30:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's great.

• 30:42Tom Segura?

  What's that, sir?

• 30:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, is he making musics?

• 30:45Tom Segura?

  What's he saying?

• 30:46Speaker 06

  I got another string.

• 30:49Tom Segura?

  Yeah. Oh, look at those fingernails.

• 30:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Looking clean.

• 30:51Tom Segura?

  You like that?

• 30:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Love.

• 30:56Tom Segura?

  Fuck you.

• 31:04Tom Segura?

  Okay, okay. That's a cool handle. The handle's cool. [email protected] underscore K O T N underscore F V R. That's a fucking really rad handle for social media. Hey, follow me. What's your? Where do I, what do I type in?

• 31:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, it's simple.

• 31:26Tom Segura?

  Do you have an hour?

• 31:30Tom Segura?

  Jesus Christ, man. Look at his bio, youth college, four years of music under Hollywood for four years, then the rest.

• 31:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  In Hollywood.

• 31:38Tom Segura?

  Look where it's got me now. It's like, well, that was fucking stupid.

• 31:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  And also, I would argue it's been a little longer than eight years.

• 31:46Tom Segura?

  Since college?

• 31:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  For his life.

• 31:47Tom Segura?

  It looks like he's about 29.

• 31:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. I don't think he just spent four years in L.A. recently.

• 31:53Tom Segura?

  There's a lot of stuff in this room.

• 31:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  What is that? Is that a baby walker thing? No, what is it?

• 32:00Speaker 06

  What I did.

• 32:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, life.

• 32:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  You got an amp?

• 32:08Speaker 06

  Voila.

• 32:09Tom Segura?

  What did you do?

• 32:10Speaker 06

  What I did.

• 32:11Tom Segura?

  Look what I did. I moved my amp behind the couch. Is that the fucking thing you did today? Voila.

• 32:18Speaker 06

  Voila.

• 32:19Tom Segura?

  Wow.

• 32:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  That was a big day.

• 32:21Tom Segura?

  Hell, yeah, dude. He was probably, he probably made like six videos. He was like, I don't know where to put this. And then someone was like, put it behind the couch.

• 32:29Tom Segura?

  What's the one with text on it? The bug and the iguana have been drinking?

• 32:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, no.

• 32:35Tom Segura?

  Fucking lush in it.

• 32:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Kitty bug.

• 32:38Tom Segura?

  It's a cool photo. It really does.

• 32:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Drunk and iguana.

• 32:41Tom Segura?

  Let people know what you're seeing.

• 32:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Bug and the iguana have been drinking for the past two and a half days. Okay, I'm assuming he has a pet iguana in that house, loose, probably.

• 32:49Tom Segura?

  Aren't you seeing it? It's in the photo.

• 32:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm sure the Iguana is properly kept in a glass.

• 32:59Tom Segura?

  There's no way this guy skives on anything. Yeah.

• 33:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  There's an Iguana-

• 33:04Tom Segura?

  It's all by the book.

• 33:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Crawling on his face in the middle of the night.

• 33:08Tom Segura?

  Lot of Alabama-

• 33:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my god.

• 33:10Tom Segura?

  That thing has made an appearance-

• 33:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Roll time!

• 33:12Tom Segura?

  Many ti- Does he say stuff in those?

• 33:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look, he's got his phone numbers out!

• 33:15Tom Segura?

  Oh shit, don't fucking do that.

• 33:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 33:18Tom Segura?

  God damn it. What is- That looks old, though.

• 33:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 33:21Tom Segura?

  Those are old numbers with no area code. Wait a minute, scroll up, scroll up. What is on the Bama- Does he say stuff in the Bama stuff? Like, is it just-

• 33:27Speaker 06

  Obviously, I'm bored.

• 33:29Tom Segura?

  Yeah, okay.

• 33:30Speaker 06

  I mean, I haven't run out of ideas.

• 33:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 33:33Speaker 06

  I just don't know if any of them are good or not.

• 33:35Tom Segura?

  Yeah, that happens.

• 33:35Speaker 06

  I don't really have any props.

• 33:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh geez.

• 33:38Speaker 06

  I'm not Gallagher or Carrot Top.

• 33:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Where's the amp?

• 33:43Speaker 06

  My dog's kicking it by the door. Oh, wait a minute. This is what a guitar player's shoes look like.

• 33:51Tom Segura?

  That's not true.

• 33:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 33:54Tom Segura?

  There's a little sock there, too, that looks pretty cool.

• 33:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  But where's the amp?

• 34:00Speaker 06

  There. There's all my fucking props. Obviously, I'm bored.

• 34:04Tom Segura?

  Alright, I'm, uh, what's with the phone numbers? Let's just watch it.

• 34:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  These are people who've died.

• 34:11Speaker 06

  Pat, her nickname was Kitty. I told Kitty I had a friend named Kitty before.

• 34:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  1980, no, 1990, that's from?

• 34:19Speaker 06

  Randy Smith, in the Smith and Wesson Band.

• 34:22Tom Segura?

  Okay.

• 34:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, okay. Oh, these are his famous friends.

• 34:26Speaker 06

  Pat, her nickname was-

• 34:28Tom Segura?

  That's the whole video?

• 34:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah. No, he knows, these are famous guys, Tom. You don't want to show this on the internet.

• 34:36Tom Segura?

  He just did. He just did. Well, I'll tell you what, p80233721 underscore at gmail dot com.

• 34:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Underscore.

• 34:43Tom Segura?

  It was nice to get to know you today. This is kinda- I can't wait to revisit this. This was actually really cool. This was really cool. I'm excited about it.

• 34:52Tom Segura?

  I'm excited about it. Yeah. It's fucking insane, bro.

• 34:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  God, I love, I love how debased the internet got. I love it. I can't wait for another thing to come out where people can just get really weird. Like TikTok, yeah. I'm kind of over it. Not, no, no, it's not breaking news. I'm not, but I'm just saying there's not enough realness on there. It's getting cleaned up.

• 35:17Tom Segura?

  Before, before we take a break.

• 35:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 35:20Tom Segura?

  What is the, I see here that there's a fan submitted Piszczynski effect.

• 35:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, oh.

• 35:24Tom Segura?

  What is it?

• 35:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  How did you say my last name?

• 35:26Tom Segura?

  Piszczynski effect, sorry. Piszczynski.

• 35:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  You said Piszczynski.

• 35:30Tom Segura?

  I mean, because it's written that way.

• 35:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Here you read it.

• 35:31Tom Segura?

  That's the problem. It was written that way.

• 35:33Christina Pazsitzky?

  It better be.

• 35:34Tom Segura?

  In my brain. No, it was written Piszczynski instead of Piszczynski.

• 35:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay, all right, I'll forgive it.

• 35:39Tom Segura?

  All right, here we go. Piszczynski effect. Dear Tad and Christine, I just had my very first Piszczynski effect and couldn't wait to share it with my two favorite Hitlers. That's nice. I've lived in my house for 13 years. I've always hated the fact that in order to reach my towel after a shower, I have to drape it over the sink every day.

• 35:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 35:58Tom Segura?

  I would pull back the curtain and stretch perilously far across the bathroom while my triple D slut tits dripped all over the floor. Imagine my surprise when one day last week I was sitting in my bidet and I thought, hey, I could just put a hook on the wall right next to the shower.

• 36:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 36:15Tom Segura?

  Boy, oh, boy. Let me tell you, it has been a game changer. $5.95 and one command hook later, I am rub, rub, rub myself dry without risking life and limb every morning. Having a name for this type of epiphany makes it even more special. Thank you. I would also like to add, I would also like to take this opportunity to confirm that farts do in fact push the shit out. As mentioned, I was on my bidet the other day, having a real time with it. And all of a sudden, a little fart bubble came from behind and launched that caca out like a rocket. Isn't science beautiful? Love to you and the crew. Keep them high and tight. That is an amazing.

• 36:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  I love that this is a woman. It's always my favorite.

• 36:52Tom Segura?

  It is, I gotta say.

• 36:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's a lady.

• 36:54Tom Segura?

  There's something that really brings people together. When somebody like tells you a Piszczynski effect and inside you're like, I know that feeling.

• 37:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 37:05Tom Segura?

  That one really resonates with me.

• 37:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, I still, I just started doing that myself. I just put the hook in next to my shower so I can find, oh, you're gonna throw that on the floor?

• 37:13Tom Segura?

  No, it's a trash can.

• 37:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's, he had to swallow it.

• 37:15Tom Segura?

  It's a.

• 37:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Don't waste that.

• 37:17Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 37:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's good fiber.

• 37:19Tom Segura?

  I will say that like, there's so many times, it's like, where, there's just nowhere to put this towel. I've done, I've done this so many times.

• 37:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Of course. Where do you put it? On the floor or by the sink?

• 37:30Tom Segura?

  No, by the, on the floor.

• 37:32Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've, I've done it the floor.

• 37:33Tom Segura?

  I'll leave it on the floor?

• 37:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  I've left it on the floor. Or on the rug, you know, I'd be like, oh fuck.

• 37:37Tom Segura?

  The most common one, I think, is if there's a shower door, you hang it over there.

• 37:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  I would never, that's the stupidest one, because then it gets wet.

• 37:43Tom Segura?

  Why would it get wet?

• 37:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Why? Because you're in the shower.

• 37:46Tom Segura?

  Yeah, it doesn't have to get wet, though, if you position the water.

• 37:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  I, I would, for some reason, I'm done and there's water.

• 37:51Tom Segura?

  Yeah, but you don't really have a chance to come, and you were the one who was like, you know, I don't really dry off after showers. I don't even know how this affects you.

• 37:57Christina Pazsitzky?

  And you know what? I did for a while, and now I'm back to not fully drying.

• 38:00Tom Segura?

  Why?

• 38:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Because I was, now I like to stand there and I fan myself to get the last remnants of the wetness. I don't like it. I don't like drying myself.

• 38:09Tom Segura?

  I don't understand what's happening.

• 38:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't either. But I still don't dry myself fully. I don't enjoy it. Okay, can I tell you my Pichetsky effect?

• 38:16Tom Segura?

  Yeah, of course.

• 38:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay. You know, for the longest time, you and I have wondered what the allure is to wearing a sun visor? Why would anybody?

• 38:28Tom Segura?

  A visor, yes.

• 38:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Nem hat a sun visor. Is it, it is sun visor. That's what I was taught, is sun visor. Is it a visor or sun visor? I mean, I think both are correct. Thank you.

• 38:38Tom Segura?

  Well, yours is technically correct. Nobody's like, do you guys sell sun visors here?

• 38:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  I say sun visor. You don't say that? Okay, well, anyway.

• 38:46Tom Segura?

  Do you guys say sun visor or visor?

• 38:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Probably visor.

• 38:49Speaker 07

  Yeah, visor. I feel like I've never said the word.

• 38:51Tom Segura?

  Right, you're black. Black people are not like, who's got the visors?

• 38:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, visors are gay. So visors generally, sun visors, are worn by mostly ladies walking, right? So anyways, I like to wear a straw hat in sunny climates, but you know what it does when you wear a full sunny hat?

• 39:10Tom Segura?

  What?

• 39:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Makes your head sweat. Now your head's all sweaty. And I thought to myself, I thought to myself, I said self, you know what I could really use right now?

• 39:19Tom Segura?

  A sun visor.

• 39:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Thank you.

• 39:20Tom Segura?

  Did you get one?

• 39:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, never. It's the stupidest fucking thing in the world, because then your head gets burned up. No, it's stupid. But I understand the allure.

• 39:27Tom Segura?

  Do you remember Carlin's bit about that?

• 39:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 39:30Tom Segura?

  He's like, people who wear visors, like, he's like, it's not even a, like, it's not a fucking full hat. He's like, what you should do is you get a visor, then you get one of them Jewish hats. Now you got a full fucking hat.

• 39:42Tom Segura?

  He called it Jewish hats.

• 39:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  There you go. Yeah.

• 39:47Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 39:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  But it prevents the sweatiness from what I can.

• 39:50Tom Segura?

  That's what you gather from it?

• 39:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's what I think. I mean, write in and tell us, why would you wear a visor?

• 39:54Tom Segura?

  Funny now that you pull it, because I'm thinking about, you know who I see wearing visors?

• 39:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  White ladies.

• 39:59Tom Segura?

  The other, uh, some college football coaches, head coaches, some of them will wear, I swear to you, there are head coaches that wear visors regularly.

• 40:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  Really?

• 40:10Tom Segura?

  Kirby Smart comes to mind.

• 40:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's see some sun visors on these guys.

• 40:14Tom Segura?

  Some college football coaches wearing visors. I'm telling you, I've seen it a number of times.

• 40:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know why, because it has the school logo on it and it's free.

• 40:22Tom Segura?

  Those two have it on.

• 40:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, you're right. White guys, old white guys love sun visors.

• 40:25Tom Segura?

  Look at these guys.

• 40:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  They love it.

• 40:27Tom Segura?

  Yep.

• 40:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did your dad wear a sun visor?

• 40:29Tom Segura?

  Look at these fucking, nah, fuck no.

• 40:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, why would you wear this?

• 40:32Tom Segura?

  A lot of these guys wearing visors, dude.

• 40:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 40:36Tom Segura?

  Doesn't Kirby wear one every time, though? Kirby Smart? Let's see if he wears.

• 40:44Tom Segura?

  He always has a fucking visor on. Yeah.

• 40:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Loves the visor.

• 40:47Tom Segura?

  Yeah. And he never is not wearing a visor, dude. It's weird. It's a weird choice. You know, I just realized that. I'm like, why are these guys always wearing visors, dude?

• 40:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  I mean, I wore them when I was a little kid and I didn't know any better, but I remember being like, dude, my head's on fire.

• 41:02Tom Segura?

  It'd be really funny to hear him or one of them quote Carlin. And be like, I got me this, I'm gonna get me one of them Jew hats. Now I got myself a full fucking hat. Alright, I'll see y'all. Go dogs. You gonna get run out of there?

• 41:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Cancelled.

• 41:15Tom Segura?

  Actually, down there, they'd be like, fuck it, man. Get you a Jew hat, Kirby.

• 41:21Tom Segura?

  Alright, uh, let's take a quick break.

• 41:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 41:23Tom Segura?

  We'll be right back.

• 41:25Speaker 00

  I'm a water park kid, so like, I want the, you know.

• 41:28Tom Segura?

  Do you have good water parks near you?

• 41:29Speaker 00

  Uh, back in the day, I felt they were.

• 41:31Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:32Speaker 00

  I feel like if I went today, I'd, I'd go, ooh, ooh, this is not what.

• 41:36Speaker 07

  It used to be, yeah.

• 41:37Tom Segura?

  I went to a water park for the first time in, in like, uh, I don't know, in a long time, like last year. And I was, it was, it reminded me, I was like, oh, I forgot how disgusting.

• 41:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  And unsanitary.

• 41:49Tom Segura?

  Yeah, it's so foul.

• 41:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Which one did you, was this with your other family?

• 41:53Tom Segura?

  With the, the family that I have in Utah.

• 41:55Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ah.

• 41:55Tom Segura?

  And, uh, no, this was what we were all, the indoor place.

• 41:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Schlatterbahn, oh, that is.

• 41:59Tom Segura?

  I didn't want to say that. I didn't want to shit, I didn't want to shit on the business.

• 42:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, no, no. Schlatterbahn's the outdoor one, which is massive.

• 42:05Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 42:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  But it also looks like everybody's out on parole, if you know what I mean.

• 42:09Tom Segura?

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  The clientele's rough.

• 42:10Tom Segura?

  You know, throat tattoos.

• 42:11Speaker 07

  Have you, yeah.

• 42:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Rough.

• 42:12Speaker 07

  Have you ever, uh, seen the documentary on Action Park?

• 42:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Uh-uh.

• 42:15Speaker 07

  That's a, a water park where you, all those things, all those ingredients were in that pot, including engineering choices. They had a slide that did a full 360 that obviously didn't work.

• 42:25Christina Pazsitzky?

  In a water park?

• 42:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, Action Park. There it is.

• 42:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's rad.

• 42:29Tom Segura?

  There's a, it's a very delicate way of saying that, by the way. Engineering choices.

• 42:35Speaker 07

  But yeah, Action Park didn't make it. It had like a resurgence. My water park growing up was Whitewater, uh, and E. coli hit it. And that's, that's where Whitewater's, we stopped going.

• 42:46Tom Segura?

  You know how you have, I don't know if you have this, but I have, um, there's people who you are automatically assigned to when, when you look at reels on Instagram of who you send. So like, if there's a, a death, something like a murder or something, I send it to Rogan or Connor.

• 43:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hmm. Yes.

• 43:05Tom Segura?

  If it's gay, I send it to Chris DiStefano. If it's a severely mentally disabled person, I send it to Christina. And then if it's, if it's a theme park disaster, I send it to Ryan Sickler.

• 43:17Speaker 07

  Yeah?

• 43:18Tom Segura?

  Yeah, just, you just have like these autom, like.

• 43:20Speaker 07

  You know, that's their flavor.

• 43:21Tom Segura?

  I'm like, this is our thing.

• 43:22Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 43:22Tom Segura?

  And the thing like, as soon as you talk about theme park, and I immediately think about when you see, you see these types of like roller coasters or theme park things in a third world country, right away I'm like, this is gonna be bad. And as soon as you open it, you see, um, engineering choices.

• 43:39Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 43:40Tom Segura?

  That were made. You're like, this doesn't seem pl- and then you just see a thing collapse with like fucking a hundred people on it. And you're like, holy shit.

• 43:48Speaker 07

  I'm a big park guy. I don't think any of it's safe.

• 43:51Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 43:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 43:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, even the most locked up, what we know and trust our whole lives.

• 43:56Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 43:57Speaker 07

  I-

• 43:57Tom Segura?

  It's a risk, right?

• 43:58Speaker 07

  It's a risk. Yeah.

• 44:00Tom Segura?

  Do you still go, though?

• 44:01Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:01Tom Segura?

  Oh, so you still-

• 44:02Speaker 07

  There's one, for example, that just at Universal Islands of Adventure Velocicoaster, which I just told everyone, that's unsafe.

• 44:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let me see it.

• 44:11Speaker 07

  There's a part where in my lifetime, or in our lifetime, I feel like it's gonna go over the shoulder eventually, because it's just over the lap. But it literally turns you. Yeah, that one to me-

• 44:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  And that's only a lap bar?

• 44:23Speaker 07

  Yeah, and it's only lap. And I thought, I told everyone, and they were not loving my response. I'm like, I think that's unsafe. Let's ride again. But I think, I'm gonna say, I think it's unsafe, guys.

• 44:33Tom Segura?

  And you know, like, every year, a couple of things happen on these rides.

• 44:37Speaker 07

  Yeah, look! Just lap?

• 44:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  All right! That's so dangerous!

• 44:43Speaker 07

  I get it, that, oh, it moves so fast, or whatever the engineering choices are, but, yeah, it just, you know, looks unsafe.

• 44:48Tom Segura?

  Every year, this happens, usually a couple of times, which is, somebody is too small-

• 44:53Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 44:54Tom Segura?

  And a disaster happens, or someone is too big. And on both times, the theme park goes, "Yeah, I know." Like, sorry, that happens.

• 45:03Speaker 07

  Well, they didn't follow the rules, right?

• 45:04Tom Segura?

  We didn't know he was that small, and we thought he wasn't too big. And anyway, we're gonna close for tomorrow, but on Saturday, we're back with discounts. If you wanna come and get the new corn dog that's wrapped in whipped cream, come on down. Yeah, they don't give a shit.

• 45:16Speaker 07

  Worst part is, no one says, "I'm not going."

• 45:19Tom Segura?

  No.

• 45:19Speaker 07

  It's more a matter of, "Oh, it wasn't open. They had a massive accident yesterday." It'll be open tomorrow, though.

• 45:24Tom Segura?

  It'll be open tomorrow.

• 45:25Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah. That's a risk.

• 45:27Tom Segura?

  And you know what? The fun will continue. The fun goes on.

• 45:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  You know what? We need to start cultivating more amusement park ride malfunction videos. I think this could be a whole new lane for us.

• 45:38Speaker 07

  That's a good lane.

• 45:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  That and Sun visor merch.

• 45:41Tom Segura?

  So.

• 45:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Really a whole new area.

• 45:44Tom Segura?

  How do you feel about a visor? Do you ever wear a visor?

• 45:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  Usnem visor.

• 45:47Speaker 07

  Sun visor as in?

• 45:48Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 45:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, a what? A what?

• 45:50Speaker 07

  Sun visor, right? Is that what they're called?

• 45:53Tom Segura?

  See how you said, is that? Cause most people call it just what?

• 45:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Usnem.

• 45:57Tom Segura?

  What did most people call it?

• 45:57Speaker 07

  You're talking about like the hat?

• 45:59Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 45:59Speaker 07

  Correct?

• 46:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  That is called a?

• 46:01Speaker 07

  A sun visor, actually.

• 46:02Tom Segura?

  But do you? Do you normally refer to as that? Or a visor?

• 46:05Speaker 07

  I'm not. I'm not lying. I do normally. That would be referred to as a sun visor.

• 46:10Tom Segura?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 46:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  True American hero. Thank you, Cody.

• 46:16Speaker 07

  The closest thing is like what the guy has at the casino. Like the casino.

• 46:20Tom Segura?

  Yes, you're right.

• 46:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's a visor.

• 46:21Speaker 07

  The teller, that's a.

• 46:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's a visor.

• 46:24Speaker 07

  I've never worn.

• 46:25Tom Segura?

  A visor?

• 46:25Speaker 07

  I think either. Actually, no, there's some pictures of me in high school.

• 46:28Tom Segura?

  Wearing one?

• 46:29Speaker 07

  In that, that boy band era.

• 46:31Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 46:32Speaker 07

  Where you've got poof a shell necklace. You don't even know what you have on anymore. There's definitely, I got a visor on somewhere. And I bet you it's not on right.

• 46:39Tom Segura?

  I got a visor on somewhere.

• 46:40Speaker 07

  I bet you it's on sideways. Sideways or some, yeah.

• 46:43Tom Segura?

  Well, you were like, I don't know. Black people are cool. I get it. Like, there's a whole thing happening.

• 46:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, the coolest.

• 46:47Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 46:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, no, okay.

• 46:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  But that's a fashion choice.

• 46:51Tom Segura?

  Before we get too far, though, we should plug the big thing. I mean, WrestleMania 42 is coming up.

• 46:56Speaker 07

  I love how this all went. I didn't even know we were still, we were on.

• 46:59Tom Segura?

  Oh, we've been rolling the whole time.

• 47:00Speaker 07

  I'd love that.

• 47:01Tom Segura?

  Yeah, dude.

• 47:02Speaker 07

  What a great, that's great.

• 47:03Tom Segura?

  Yeah, dude.

• 47:04Speaker 07

  Thanks for having me.

• 47:05Tom Segura?

  So you thought like, all right, you ready to go? We'll start now?

• 47:07Speaker 07

  No, I, I think I got it a few moments ago. We're in it. We're in now. Once you start talking about sun visors.

• 47:16Tom Segura?

  Well, look.

• 47:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  I fucking knew it.

• 47:18Tom Segura?

  We're here with the champ chant. We should point that out. Cody Rhodes is gonna defend his title. You're gonna defend your title.

• 47:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  What?

• 47:24Tom Segura?

  Against Randy Orton. WrestleMania 42, Saturday, April 18th, at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. Uh, both nights of WrestleMania 42 will stream on the ESPN app exclusively for fans with the ESPN Unlimited Plan on April 18th and April 19th. So make your plans and get ready. It's gonna be a wild show.

• 47:43Speaker 07

  Oh, my gosh. Allegiant Stadium is amazing, by the way.

• 47:45Tom Segura?

  That's where the Raiders play, right?

• 47:47Speaker 07

  Raiders are there. And we did WrestleMania there last year. I wrestled John Cena last year. Chair in Allegiant Stadium.

• 47:52Tom Segura?

  Did you see him?

• 47:53Speaker 07

  I did see him. I saw he was right. He was right in my face. The only thing when I, I think about going this year, and it was such an amazing event for WWE last year, is he beat me for the WWE title.

• 48:04Tom Segura?

  Bullshit.

• 48:05Speaker 07

  And also, I was a bit of a, what we call an away game, because here he is, he's going for the record. He's, he's a legend. There's a lot of nostalgia and respect, so I was happy. I was understanding I'd probably be heavily booed, even though I am technically a good guy. That's fine. I think we're going into it again.

• 48:23Tom Segura?

  Again.

• 48:23Speaker 07

  Which I love, because I'm back. Title with me again. And it's kind of a little under the breath, like.

• 48:29Tom Segura?

  Is it kind of, is it kind of though, fun, once you accept boos? You know what I mean? Like, no one, like, if you ask people, what would you rather have in life? Cheers or boos? They're like, cheers. Cheers feel good. But in the sport, when you're like, you know what? Fucking boo me then. Like, does that, like, you know what I mean? Do you lean it? Like, yeah, just fucking boo then.

• 48:48Speaker 07

  I'm about the leaning in. Kind of the Prince halftime show when it starts raining and he's saying, can it rain more? You know, I, Tully Blanchard, famous wrestler from Austin, Texas, actually. His whole thing was, as long as they're the loudest, the longest, you guys do your thing. But I'll say this, when it first started for me in my career, I wasn't even in WWE at the time, when the first inklings of that started coming in, and there was a bit of an adversarial reaction, even though you thought, oh, well, I'm, I was the good guy. Okay, what a, it got me then. I, I felt like I was lying when I said, no, no, it doesn't bother me. I think it got me. It got under, whereas today, it's the most fun thing ever.

• 49:31Tom Segura?

  To get food.

• 49:32Speaker 07

  I love, I love to go the other way, on nights that you're a conquering hero. Texas, for example, Florida, there's some spaces that just won't do it. They're about, hey, that's our guy. That's, that's, but certain spots and certain people you're up against. And Randy is, he's also kind of at the, I don't know, I wouldn't say the end of his career, because he could go for five more years if he wanted to. But his legacy, his run, that's somebody you want to see. And this is his first WrestleMania main event in quite some time.

• 49:59Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 49:59Speaker 07

  So I'm, I'm expecting it. I say that and then sometimes it's a little in the middle, which I love to split. That's fun.

• 50:06Tom Segura?

  Yeah, cuz then you you gotta either win them over or goes the other way.

• 50:09Speaker 07

  The thing if they do like for Cena for years, it was let's go Cena, Cena sucks. And I got a little bit of that coming out of our international tour. First time I heard like, let's go Cody, Cody sucks. And I thought, oh, wow, I'm not mad at that.

• 50:22Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 50:22Speaker 07

  I'm not, I'm not. And it's less about earning the ones over on the that side and more about, I'm just gonna, the ones on my side.

• 50:30Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 50:30Speaker 07

  I got you guys.

• 50:31Tom Segura?

  You know, it's not the same thing. It just reminded me this thing that I had believed for years.

• 50:36Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:37Tom Segura?

  And then I just saw a clip of Steve Martin talking about it. So I was like, oh, I think my instinct was right.

• 50:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:42Tom Segura?

  He was in this clip talking about stand up and he says to the people who are basically, I think he's giving like a masterclass. He goes, don't look at the audience. He goes, don't look at the audience because you can be on stage in front of 15,000 people.

• 50:56Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 50:57Tom Segura?

  And just hear roars of laughter. And when you start looking, you'll look at the person who's going like.

• 51:02Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 51:03Tom Segura?

  And then you're like, why am I thinking about this?

• 51:05Speaker 07

  This one guy.

• 51:06Tom Segura?

  I should be thinking about the what feels good about this.

• 51:09Speaker 07

  I I'd spin it in terms of I will, I can see the.

• 51:14Tom Segura?

  The faces.

• 51:15Speaker 07

  I can see the one who may not be buying it.

• 51:17Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 51:17Speaker 07

  But then typically it's the kiddo who is all like on the edge of their seat.

• 51:24Tom Segura?

  Uh huh.

• 51:24Speaker 07

  And that's a fun moment, especially as a babyface in wrestling where you can look at them and kind of let them know. I'm gonna get up, you know, without saying it.

• 51:33Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 51:33Speaker 07

  I'm gonna be okay. Where they can, you know.

• 51:35Tom Segura?

  Cause you see that they're worried.

• 51:36Speaker 07

  They're worried if they start, you know, hitting their feet or clapping or whatever. That is a big part of the pro wrestling. Generally, our show is 100%. We need them. They are part of the band. So anyone, anytime you're in there and you're, oh, we did this and it was awesome. And I landed on my feet and he flipped me over. But then we didn't interact with them at all. We missed the job.

• 51:58Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Speaker 07

  So I try a lot to catch the ones who are just really enamored in it and and go that way. My brother, on the other hand, will try and get the one guy. Who is not interested and he will he will, short of killing himself, do everything in his possi- in his like abilities to get that one guy to be, alright, I'm into this now. That to me, I'm like, ah.

• 52:21Tom Segura?

  You just described me and Burt. Yeah, that's pretty wild.

• 52:23Speaker 07

  Yeah?

• 52:23Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 52:24Speaker 07

  Um, you mentioned Steve Martin, by the way.

• 52:26Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 52:26Speaker 07

  So, uh, are you a big Steve Martin guy?

• 52:28Tom Segura?

  I mean, I just think he's an incredible legend talent, yeah.

• 52:32Speaker 07

  My, uh, dad used to have a wrestling school in, uh, Georgia and he, this was such a crazy thing for prospective wrestlers who would come in. They'd come in, "I wanna be wrestler, I'm gonna be this character." And my dad would ask them, "Have they ever seen the movie Leap of Faith?" Have you seen Leap of Faith?

• 52:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Mm-mm.

• 52:47Speaker 07

  Steve Martin movie?

• 52:48Tom Segura?

  Maybe I have, but it's been a long time.

• 52:50Speaker 07

  I think most Steve Martin people wouldn't, it's not really his speed, it's not a comedy.

• 52:54Tom Segura?

  Uh-huh.

• 52:55Speaker 07

  It's, it's-

• 52:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, yeah, I remember this. Yeah.

• 52:59Tom Segura?

  That was years ago, but yes.

• 53:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I'm listening.

• 53:01Speaker 07

  The reason he has them watch it.

• 53:03Tom Segura?

  Uh-huh.

• 53:03Speaker 07

  It is pro wrestling.

• 53:04Tom Segura?

  Oh, the performance-

• 53:06Speaker 07

  Sheriff comes to town, "You know this isn't real."

• 53:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hmm.

• 53:09Speaker 07

  But, that's not what we were selling. We were, your feeling is real.

• 53:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hmm.

• 53:14Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 53:15Speaker 07

  Your, that, that moment, cause it's Leap of Faith is, they find someone at the door, they put him in a wheelchair. He brings him on stage, it's like, "They can walk!" And it's a whole, it's a performance, it's a whole bit, but everyone there benefited from the, Liam Neeson's in it, it's just an incredible-

• 53:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes.

• 53:30Speaker 07

  I don't know if most prospective wrestlers would get why he would ask them to watch this movie, but I always used to laugh, he'd tell them, "Literally leave, watch that movie, come back tomorrow."

• 53:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, I dated a gentleman before I met my lovely husband.

• 53:43Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 53:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Who was really into wrestling and I got to go to a-

• 53:47Speaker 07

  Yeah?

• 53:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Uh, an event. And, um, and I was like, "Why are you into this stupid shit, man?" And he was like, "Well, don't you get it? It's just good versus evil." Over and over again, it's, it's the good guy versus the bad guy. And the fans are so dedicated to their guy. And they come dressed up like their guy and this and that. And then you see it, yeah, it's just, it's just energy, it's an expel- expelling of energy, a transfer and, "You're the good guy, you're the bad guy." I don't know. I mean, it's fun, I think it's fun.

• 54:18Speaker 07

  Did you find anyone? You liked?

• 54:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I like The Undertaker because he's goth as shit. And I was like, that's kind of tight. And I, and again, I drank a lot of beer and I had a good time.

• 54:25Tom Segura?

  She still talks about The Undertaker.

• 54:27Speaker 07

  You had the perfect experience.

• 54:29Christina Pazsitzky?

  Of course. I love The Undertaker.

• 54:31Speaker 07

  Has he been on yet?

• 54:31Tom Segura?

  Yeah, fucking Mark came on.

• 54:33Speaker 07

  Yeah, have you had Undertaker on here yet?

• 54:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Not in your mom's house.

• 54:35Tom Segura?

  He came on Two Bears.

• 54:36Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, it's Two Bears.

• 54:37Speaker 07

  He's, now that he is able to talk, it's like he was embargoed for years where he couldn't tell all these stories about.

• 54:44Tom Segura?

  It was amazing, dude.

• 54:45Speaker 07

  He's so special.

• 54:46Tom Segura?

  He's amazing.

• 54:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, I tell people and I mentioned it a lot, but at WrestleMania 40, he came, he came in the ring to help me. He evens the score. It's like the old sheriff comes to town. But it's all magic to me already. I grew up in it. I have this, it feels very real. No matter how silly the gig can get sometimes. He rolls in, chokeslam's The Rock, he looks over at me. It's right here and right before we did a blackout for him to leave because The Undertaker just never, he didn't just walk to the ring.

• 55:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, of course.

• 55:15Speaker 07

  It's magic. He looked at me and he winked and then the lights went out. And I thought,

• 55:23Speaker 07

  is magic. Like everything else, The Undertaker is as real as it gets. It was just a really special moment. I was so happy that he wanted to do it.

• 55:31Tom Segura?

  Also like everybody, a fucking like gentleman.

• 55:34Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 55:35Tom Segura?

  Really just like an incredible guy.

• 55:37Speaker 07

  He was really, during my time coming up in the wrestling industry, I started on the roster 2008. And he was the locker room leader more than anything. I, I, we all knew he was The Undertaker. He was awesome. His matches, his storylines, his angles were great. But more for us, he said at the monitor, if you weren't watching the matches that were happening on the live events, he'd ask you why you weren't. He'd talk to you, but he wasn't, he was a really good coach. It was never, it wasn't friendly friendly, but it wasn't overly negative reinforcement. Like you said, just a gentleman. Clearly had been brought up well, had played enough team sports to know how this functions. And he'd also wrestled enough terrible wrestlers to go, hey,

• 56:21Speaker 07

  this is how we can make this work, you know?

• 56:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  What makes a terrible wrestler?

• 56:25Speaker 07

  Gosh.

• 56:27Tom Segura?

  Who are you thinking of right now?

• 56:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, tell us the names.

• 56:29Speaker 07

  Terrible wrestler. Who am I think, I think what makes for a terrible wrestler.

• 56:36Speaker 07

  Is there, there difference between us talking right now and when we go out there? That's actually so, so there have been many wrestlers who I've met have been like, yeah, you know, because that's what we want. They're using all the vernacular. I'll get the gimmick and there's going to be great heat off this and this crowd's going to swell. You make your comeback and then we'll do a shotgun finish and we'll head home. Like they're using all the.

• 56:59Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 57:00Speaker 07

  Yes. Yeah, you're in. And then you go out there and it's full like deer in headlights. They're not able to put the two together. They actually knew what they were talking about. They did.

• 57:10Tom Segura?

  But they can't execute.

• 57:11Speaker 07

  But they couldn't execute it. They couldn't perform in front of a live crowd and they couldn't pivot. And today you have to pivot. The crowd never does what we anticipate they're going to do anymore. They're all over the place.

• 57:20Tom Segura?

  Do you mean pivot as in during the match, go break from the plan? Like break from whatever we're going to do?

• 57:26Speaker 07

  Yeah. If we're, if, if we're dancing and they are not buying this element of it, we have to make a change. Otherwise this is a massive disservice to them.

• 57:35Tom Segura?

  And is that with an experienced wrestler, is that just a look and you just kind of do it? Or is, is like, do you have to exchange words as you're wrapped up of like, we're switching this up?

• 57:45Speaker 07

  Well, every wrestler, uh, who's I guess good in terms of they can communicate in there well. And the one of the people, things people forget all the time, I don't have to tell you, hey, please, uh, stop kicking me or whatever it is. I can tell the ref. The third man in there is a huge part of that. I can tell the ref. Also, we've got great producers backstage who can help. Hey, this, uh, take them out of that switch. Do whatever it may be, can give directive. But when it's really good, you don't even have to say it.

• 58:13Tom Segura?

  Wow.

• 58:14Speaker 07

  Yeah. When it's.

• 58:14Tom Segura?

  How, wait, but I'm curious, how often does a pivot, like, like a real pivot have to happen for a match?

• 58:20Speaker 07

  Well, it's pivoting, uh, sorry if this is so like nuanced, but it's pivoting in. I don't ever want to change fundamentally who I am as a character. So I like to make the right decisions as a character. That's typically what I'm offered is the right decisions. I'll give you an example. Stephanie McMahon, she's getting ready to go in the WWE Hall of Fame. Wonderful person, has taught me a lot. We had a promo in the ring the other night where I turned her around. I told her, I got two words for you, which is her husband's famous saying. But instead of saying suck it, I said, thank you from the speech she had given me. That crowd wanted to hear suck it and they wanted to hear, they wanted violence. They, she was basically egging me on. You've got to be more, otherwise Randy's going to beat you.

• 59:04Speaker 07

  And it was really, really great education in real time. So those are choices I can't pivot on because I'm okay with them not liking that. Because I am loyal to me as a character. I'm not going to flip flop to where I'm consistent for them as an audience. They know he's going to make the right decision. In the ring though, we're fighting each other.

• 59:22Tom Segura?

  Right.

• 59:23Speaker 07

  Right? If they're into the idea of you beating me up, keep beating me up. If they're not in the idea of me on topple, that's an area where we can switch, where we don't have to fundamentally change characters.

• 59:34Tom Segura?

  Okay.

• 59:34Speaker 07

  If that makes any sense, right? That in the ring, it's supposed to be, we're based in sport, even though it's sports entertainment. But two guys in their underwear beating each other up.

• 59:45Tom Segura?

  Let me ask you something that's also, I think, specific to this audience. How bad do some people smell?

• 59:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my God. What a great question.

• 59:53Speaker 07

  Man, that's a great question. I don't know if we have any current smellers where it's, where it's, but back in the day, when there were Friday, Saturday, Sunday show, and then Monday TV, you could tell the ones who didn't take their gear out of their bag.

• 1:00:09Tom Segura?

  Wow.

• 1:00:10Speaker 07

  Cause you gotta do the thing when you get into the hotel room, you take your gear out, you hang it on the lampshade, you lay your kneepads out, you lay like you lay it all on the floor. Let it breathe.

• 1:00:18Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Speaker 07

  Bring the Fabreeze even, or bring multiple sets of gear.

• 1:00:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:22Tom Segura?

  Yeah, what a crazy concept, yeah.

• 1:00:24Speaker 07

  Billion dollar company, you know? You don't have to have the same set of tights. So you could tell the ones who didn't and that you'd be surprised. Here's, here's what might surprise you. Most wrestlers smell amazing.

• 1:00:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 1:00:37Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 1:00:38Speaker 07

  Because think of it, we're going to go out there, we're half naked. And we're in each other's face. I'd say this is probably men and women. I douse myself in cologne. You'll see a lot of the old timey wrestlers, they'd be in their trunks and their T-shirts. They'll go and they'll brush their teeth right before the match. It's, yeah, I hope I'm not giving too much. Yeah, I think it's more of a

• 1:01:01Tom Segura?

  A respect for the

• 1:01:01Speaker 07

  A respect thing. Like, we're gonna go out there, we're probably gonna punch each other in the face. Couple, a couple are gonna slip through, no doubt.

• 1:01:08Tom Segura?

  Does anything gross ever happen in, in a match?

• 1:01:09Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:01:10Tom Segura?

  What's the grossest thing?

• 1:01:11Speaker 07

  Um, the, I mean, the grossest thing that can happen to you in the match is if you shit yourself.

• 1:01:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:17Speaker 07

  That's, and that's

• 1:01:19Tom Segura?

  That happens.

• 1:01:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Have, have you?

• 1:01:20Speaker 07

  I have never, but I was once told I had food poisoning.

• 1:01:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 1:01:24Speaker 07

  And I was once told by Rey Mysterio so kindly, he's like, oh, when you get out there, the adrenaline will take over. You'll be fine. Nope. He goes up, flips me over, immediately, it's coming up. I rolled, I rolled under the ring, which is a common roll under the ring.

• 1:01:41Tom Segura?

  And puking there?

• 1:01:42Speaker 07

  Puked every bit out of me, rolled back out, got back into it. Yeah, every, the blood gone from my skin, just gray and, yeah. Under the ring's a safe place to be sick. But there, there have a few, uh, there have been a few defecated in the ring moments.

• 1:01:58Tom Segura?

  I imagine that farts happen.

• 1:02:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, all the time, right?

• 1:02:00Speaker 07

  Yeah, and the, and it's funny, the bigger the guys, the, the, the worse, you know, like they're the legendary, Big Show.

• 1:02:07Tom Segura?

  Big man.

• 1:02:08Speaker 07

  He was a legendary, stink that ring up and hilarious, like, not even hyperbole, three or four rows. Could smell a, could

• 1:02:18Tom Segura?

  Could smell a Big Show, big fart.

• 1:02:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, you know. But I think I love it. That's a great picture. I'm like, he's such a great guy.

• 1:02:24Tom Segura?

  That looks like, you think you can fart?

• 1:02:27Speaker 07

  But he was, I think he has a legendary, Andre the Giant also has a legendary fart. Yeah, that's, that's, that's a thing. Yeah. I one time slammed a guy and he, he

• 1:02:38Speaker 07

  Shit himself.

• 1:02:39Tom Segura?

  Oh.

• 1:02:40Speaker 07

  And I heard it, which was even, made it even weirder, like smelling it kinda like, what's that? He, he, that happened, but I heard like the like the noise.

• 1:02:50Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:50Speaker 07

  And then it started to smell, and this was at a place in England called Minehead, which is Butlins, which is a kids camp. So we're in a big circus type tent. So this wasn't the, this was a lot of Gaga, fun matches, not the high stakes. But the funny part was like a cartoon. He got right up and the finish was him kneeing me in the head, I think. He got right up and he put the knee in, like, gave it to me, covered me real quick and then grabbed his butt and ran to the back like a cartoon. Like, what's gonna happen next? To the point where I thought, once you've seen somebody like that.

• 1:03:26Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:26Speaker 07

  We're, we know everything about each other.

• 1:03:28Tom Segura?

  Of course.

• 1:03:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, we're bonded, yeah. So it happens. Hasn't happened to me yet. It'll, it'll happen.

• 1:03:32Tom Segura?

  You think so?

• 1:03:33Speaker 07

  Oh yeah, it'll happen.

• 1:03:34Tom Segura?

  How old are you?

• 1:03:35Speaker 07

  Forty.

• 1:03:35Tom Segura?

  You're forty?

• 1:03:36Speaker 07

  Yeah, forty.

• 1:03:37Tom Segura?

  Bro, you look good, man.

• 1:03:38Speaker 07

  I was made up before this, that's all.

• 1:03:40Tom Segura?

  Jesus.

• 1:03:41Speaker 07

  A little men's grooming is all. I look okay, though.

• 1:03:43Tom Segura?

  Do you, you must, I'm assuming, feel this because when you talk to like, you know, an NBA player.

• 1:03:49Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:03:49Tom Segura?

  They're, like, I just saw this clip of Giannis and he was wa- watching himself at twenty-five.

• 1:03:54Speaker 07

  Hmm.

• 1:03:55Tom Segura?

  And he was like, oh, I was a beast then. And they were like, still? And he's like, nah, but like, I could feel.

• 1:03:59Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:04:00Tom Segura?

  I watched this clip, I remember like, how explosive I, like, do you feel the, you know, the taxing nature of what you do now? Where you're like, damn, like, this is wearing on my body?

• 1:04:11Speaker 07

  I actually would say reverse, except for one example. I feel better than I've ever been.

• 1:04:17Tom Segura?

  Wow.

• 1:04:17Speaker 07

  Wrestling, bell to bell. Uh, maybe just cause it took me a real long time, I was not a PED guy, I just naturally tried to get better and bigger and kind of make myself a heavyweight the, the old school way and I feel better except one area, jumping.

• 1:04:33Tom Segura?

  Jumping.

• 1:04:33Speaker 07

  My, there's a thing called a leapfrog, where a guy runs underneath you and you leapfrog over him. I still think that it's like when I was twenty-two. Oh yeah, you don't, you know, I, you don't have to duck too much, I got you. It's.

• 1:04:46Tom Segura?

  You can feel it.

• 1:04:46Speaker 07

  It's not there like it used to be to the point where if I'm doing a leapfrog, I tell him, please, please duck, duck. Otherwise, this, this match is over right away, you know? So like Logan Paul, who's really, really good, incredible athlete, his leapfrog was what mine used to be.

• 1:05:02Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:03Speaker 07

  So it's kind of at that point in your career where you say, take it out, no more.

• 1:05:06Tom Segura?

  No more.

• 1:05:07Speaker 07

  You don't have to do that leapfrog anymore.

• 1:05:08Christina Pazsitzky?

  You don't have to do that shit. How do you survive a pile driver?

• 1:05:12Tom Segura?

  Which one? Tombstone or?

• 1:05:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Tombstone. I actually know that one. That was one of the guys that I would watch.

• 1:05:18Speaker 07

  Undertaker was Tombstone, yeah. Tombstone is the easier one.

• 1:05:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Okay.

• 1:05:22Speaker 07

  Tombstone because you're up and you, you drop and that the, the motion of it looks incredibly damaging and maybe a little tap on the head that you don't want too much because that's your, your neck and everything.

• 1:05:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yes, that's why I'm asking. How do you survive that?

• 1:05:36Speaker 07

  Look at that. The other one, which is an old school Memphis Jerry Lawler power driver, you're really reliant on the thighs. You're reliant on the butt and thighs, believe it or not. See that one?

• 1:05:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  So he's falling on his legs and your head just kind of taps.

• 1:05:51Speaker 07

  Your head wants to be in that and you know, there's always a little tap. If there's not a little tap, we probably, especially with HDTV, but very hard to execute, which is why power drivers were banned in WWE minus the Tombstone for years. And then Kevin Owens did the package power driver to me, the first Saturday nights main event we had. And that one's pretty, pretty damning because he grabs your legs too. You're like, you're in a little ball. Uh, yeah, there I am. Look at me. Look at that face. Yeah.

• 1:06:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  Dude.

• 1:06:18Speaker 07

  Yeah. And he brings you down. No control. Hands aren't there.

• 1:06:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  So what are you landing on?

• 1:06:23Speaker 07

  You gotta really trust somebody.

• 1:06:23Tom Segura?

  It could be like sex camp too. Like it looks like it could be, you know what I mean? If you were lovers, this would be like a very erotic thing to do.

• 1:06:30Speaker 07

  I think it's safe to say a lot of positions are in the wrestling space. You would, you could even say if you couldn't, if there was a language barrier, you could, I mean, a Tombstone, you're in a 69 position. You know, if you needed to explain it, yeah, but yeah, there's some sexuality there to the, to the game. Yeah.

• 1:06:48Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:48Speaker 07

  Yeah. But that package power driver was the first one we'd done in, in a long time.

• 1:06:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  It looks so scary.

• 1:06:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, but that's the, you know, it's a, hey, it's like the roller coasters.

• 1:06:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  I know.

• 1:06:59Speaker 07

  So there's a risk.

• 1:07:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:01Speaker 07

  There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a huge risk, but WWE, you get, you know, hopefully you're in there with the best of the best and we're all, we're all very crazy and I think a little bit, uh, what's the term, but we like the pain.

• 1:07:12Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:12Speaker 07

  You know, you gotta, yeah, so.

• 1:07:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Do you, do you guys see each other naked in the locker room? Is it like football?

• 1:07:18Speaker 07

  Um.

• 1:07:22Speaker 07

  I, I want to say it's a pretty, I haven't, I, this sounds pretentious, but I haven't been in the locker room in a while because I have a bus. I got my own little locker room, you know, I'm, I know, I know, I know.

• 1:07:33Tom Segura?

  I'm the champ.

• 1:07:34Speaker 07

  Yeah, I've had that for a while, uh, but I don't know if the modern locker room is as naked as

• 1:07:40Tom Segura?

  The old school.

• 1:07:41Speaker 07

  The old locker room.

• 1:07:42Tom Segura?

  Old school locker room was definitely, everybody's probably roaming around together, right?

• 1:07:46Speaker 07

  Right, well, so my dad is, there's all these stories about, because he was also the creative director, the booker of the show. So you'd come to him and ask, what's the finish? What are we doing? He's famous for always being in his cowboy boots and naked. While telling them like, oh, you'll be over on Stinger or whatever it may be. And everyone has a story that that, they were, I think, a far more naked bunch. But what I'm, I'm, I'm thinking to wrestling is, I don't know if comedy is the same, but wrestlers are always working. There's always a bit of wrestling going on and I think that nakedness, believe it or not, was a disarming tactic.

• 1:08:29Speaker 07

  Uh, a way of, I'm so confident, uh, something.

• 1:08:32Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:33Speaker 07

  I don't know, but I don't think, because he wasn't like that around the house.

• 1:08:36Tom Segura?

  They're never like totally dropping at all.

• 1:08:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Just chill, yeah.

• 1:08:39Speaker 07

  A guy asked me on a podcast once and it scared me to death. He said, when are you out of character? Like, when are you not in character? And I thought. I don't, I don't know, because I play me. It'd be easier if I played Spartacus.

• 1:08:52Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:53Speaker 07

  Had a helmet on, but I play me. That's a tough question.

• 1:08:56Tom Segura?

  That is a good question.

• 1:08:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, and then you say, you know, are you, are you living a lie? Like, you know, like, you get caught up in these like, deep thoughts about it. I've kind of determined when I'm out and when I'm not.

• 1:09:06Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:06Speaker 07

  Uh, but yeah, a lot of the, the nakedness, I think that was part of it.

• 1:09:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's cool.

• 1:09:10Speaker 07

  I don't know, I think a locker room's gotta be naked. I'll go ahead and say that.

• 1:09:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, there's a story about Rodney Dangerfield where he would answer his front door just in a bathrobe.

• 1:09:20Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:09:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Open, too. Like, I think there is something, obviously disarming about seeing a male's genitalia. It immediately takes away any bullshit, right?

• 1:09:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:09:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'm kinda like, oh, well, I guess I'd better.

• 1:09:33Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:09:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Obey.

• 1:09:34Speaker 07

  Better get to it, right? Whatever we're here to talk about.

• 1:09:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Let's just.

• 1:09:37Speaker 07

  Let's get to it. Yeah, yeah. I, I don't know. I think, I think if it's a locker room, to me, it's weird if guys would be like, hiding, right?

• 1:09:47Tom Segura?

  Well, here's the thing, there's a way, there's a way about you, cause there's the natural way of like, you're in a locker room and you're changing, you're changing.

• 1:09:56Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 1:09:56Tom Segura?

  Right? There's, so if you're changing, you can't, you're like, that's normal to do. It's like, is your thing to stand and talk to people like that? Cause that's kind of a choice, right?

• 1:10:05Speaker 07

  That is a choice, yeah.

• 1:10:07Tom Segura?

  That's a choice, and there's a, there is like a message with that, is like, I'm gonna stand and talk to you like this. And then like, are you, are you approaching people as you talk, are you staying, are you staying in your space? Like, there's all these little elements to it that inform the psychology behind it, you know?

• 1:10:22Speaker 07

  There was a guy who used to call spots, wrestling moves.

• 1:10:25Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:10:25Speaker 07

  While naked, and I think it was all to make the person so, like, if they're sitting back in the locker room, he'd be in front of them, fully just swinging, like, and then he'll backdrop me, whereas like, and I think all of it was to really.

• 1:10:38Tom Segura?

  Yeah. Leaving impressions.

• 1:10:39Speaker 07

  Yeah, I, yeah, no, that's a lot.

• 1:10:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's such a power move.

• 1:10:43Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's it. It's a power, it's kind of a power. But is it, so like, what's more powerful? If you're, if you're packing?

• 1:10:50Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:51Speaker 07

  Or if you're not? And you're s-

• 1:10:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:10:53Tom Segura?

  That's a really interesting point.

• 1:10:55Speaker 07

  Is it just the confidence of, oh, this guy don't care?

• 1:10:58Christina Pazsitzky?

  Well, cause, put it this way, okay, so, so here's the deal, though.

• 1:11:00Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  If you, if you're, if you open the door, oh, oh, like, are you really gonna take the time to assess the size of the guy's junk? I would be too frazzled and taken off. I would not even be like, hey, that's a good one.

• 1:11:12Tom Segura?

  By the, the person's decision to do that.

• 1:11:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Right.

• 1:11:15Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're not, I wouldn't be able to go, well, that was, that was a good sized or-

• 1:11:19Tom Segura?

  No, no, I agree. I think if I, if someone, that first thing you'd do would be like, what the fuck is happening?

• 1:11:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:25Tom Segura?

  Like, if somebody answered the door that way. But if you're like, if it's like a coworker, and they're talking to you, you make a great point.

• 1:11:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:31Tom Segura?

  Which is like, I almost think the average size or smaller guy who decides that you're like, this guy doesn't give a fuck.

• 1:11:39Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:11:40Tom Segura?

  You know?

• 1:11:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, it's kind of cooler if it's small.

• 1:11:42Speaker 07

  Yeah, he's bold.

• 1:11:43Tom Segura?

  He's bold. He's a, what's his name?

• 1:11:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  My respect.

• 1:11:46Tom Segura?

  No, what's the punk guy?

• 1:11:48Christina Pazsitzky?

  Gigi Allen.

• 1:11:48Tom Segura?

  Gigi Allen.

• 1:11:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Had no dick.

• 1:11:50Tom Segura?

  No dick, and he's walking around in public at shows, like, hey, motherfucker, and everyone's like, yo.

• 1:11:56Speaker 07

  Sir.

• 1:11:57Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:57Speaker 07

  I, um, this is gonna sound crazy, but you brought it up in terms of, cause I went to a doctor recently where I had to pull my pants down for whatever check that was. And this, never have I been paid, like, made to feel stranger in a place that you're supposed to not.

• 1:12:14Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:14Speaker 07

  This is, but he did what he needed to do, checked me out, and then I had them still down. And he sat back down and he goes, pull your pants up, what are you doing? Like, the way he said it to me, I was like, eh, dude, I don't know, you, I don't, I don't know, like-

• 1:12:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Like, you were enjoying it so much.

• 1:12:29Speaker 07

  Made me feel so uncomfortable. I'm like, man, like, you know?

• 1:12:32Tom Segura?

  You know what happens to me, by the way, at every doctor's, like, every time I'm at a physician, any type of doctor? Whenever it's a medical exam, I have never, like, I've never seen a smaller version of my penis.

• 1:12:47Tom Segura?

  Then when I'm at like, I could take the penis that I have right now. And if you walk me into the next room and like the doctor's there, immediately it'll be like, let's retract 35%. I'm like, why, what is, I think-

• 1:12:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's fear.

• 1:12:59Tom Segura?

  It's fear. I guess it's fear.

• 1:13:01Speaker 07

  Cornyn has that ability to do so. That's, that's, I'm sure a doctor knows that.

• 1:13:04Tom Segura?

  I've always said, like, if you think it's small, I promise you, it gets smaller. Because if you go to the doctor with me, it is miniscule. I, yeah, I guess it is fear.

• 1:13:14Speaker 07

  I have a, there's a, the group of wrestling fans that are, I would say, not Cody fans. One of the things they get mad at is I often will make a little penis reference to guys I'm wrestling against.

• 1:13:25Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 1:13:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, I, I've done it more than once to the point where they rightfully so have noticed, there's a pattern here. He, he goes there a lot. Yeah, so I'm now trying to pull it back. Not everyone needs the-

• 1:13:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  The little dick thing?

• 1:13:39Speaker 07

  We need to go there, you know, but-

• 1:13:40Christina Pazsitzky?

  But it's so effective.

• 1:13:42Speaker 07

  That's the other thing. We could end this argument real quick.

• 1:13:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:45Speaker 07

  You know what I'm saying? Uh, like, just, just call it out.

• 1:13:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:48Speaker 07

  Also, it's wrestling. I could be making it up, you know, but also the energy you're given, it seems, it seems I'm not wrong here in this choice, yeah.

• 1:13:55Tom Segura?

  Why are you so defensive, bro?

• 1:13:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, man. Yeah, and then the other thing, you're getting real hot about that. I don't know, so, yeah.

• 1:14:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's cool.

• 1:14:01Tom Segura?

  There's so much tied to just, just saying those words to somebody. Like, it's just, it's everything.

• 1:14:07Speaker 07

  Well, today, wrestling promos, everyone wants a cutting nuclear bomb zinger. And I'm thinking, we can't really, that's the closer. We can't really go anywhere. So that's where my mind goes sometimes.

• 1:14:19Tom Segura?

  You do, you know what would be fun, though?

• 1:14:20Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:14:21Christina Pazsitzky?

  Good point.

• 1:14:21Tom Segura?

  Is next time you're in one of these situations, be like, I'm gonna fucking, like, crack this big dick motherfucker. Like, just to go the other way.

• 1:14:28Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:14:28Tom Segura?

  Be like, I'm gonna take him and his big dick and strangle him with it. And everyone's like, wait, what?

• 1:14:34Tom Segura?

  And you'd be like, yeah, dude, I'm gonna fucking choke you out with your own dick. I've seen how big that thing is. And everyone's like, hold on. Just, just take it the other way.

• 1:14:42Speaker 07

  Oh, my.

• 1:14:43Tom Segura?

  Right? I just gave you an idea.

• 1:14:44Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 1:14:45Speaker 07

  It's such a good babyface, babyface idea, you know? Because you find yourself in a lot of those respect scenarios.

• 1:14:51Tom Segura?

  You and every big dick motherfucker out there are gonna get it.

• 1:14:55Speaker 07

  Oh, I love it. I get, uh, some fans get mad at me because for a long time, as a babyface wrestler, I always, if it was somebody else, usually would lead with a handshake and something complimentary. It wasn't until deep end, we start getting to, alright, I'm gonna bite back here. But there's that clip of that guy on the plane who's like, "I wanna shake your hand." I don't know if you've ever seen it. He's like, "I wanna shake your hand." He clearly had done something awful. He's like, "I wanna shake your..." He's all drunk. And it gets played all the time for me on TV, cuz I overly do it. Yeah, this dude, yeah.

• 1:15:29Tom Segura?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I've seen this. I have seen this.

• 1:15:34Tom Segura?

  He's getting like tossed from the plane, right?

• 1:15:36Speaker 07

  Yeah, I think he's getting tossed, but still decides to... He needs to shake someone's hand.

• 1:15:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's amazing.

• 1:15:53Speaker 07

  Fully getting tossed. Why he needed this? But, yeah, no, you could, the week before, you and I are TV, you could paddle drive me. I could be bleeding profusely, and then I have a habit the next week to... For some reason, it's, I gotta get it, I gotta, I gotta get it out.

• 1:16:11Tom Segura?

  You're a good guy.

• 1:16:11Speaker 07

  Well, I think, I think at a certain point, maybe we gotta go bad, right?

• 1:16:15Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:15Speaker 07

  And then...

• 1:16:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, you have to turn bad.

• 1:16:17Speaker 07

  Yeah, and then, and then if people don't, they think they know what they want with that. They're like, "Oh, he'll get new music, and he'll dye his hair dark, and he'll be back." And then, I don't think they'd know how far I'd love to go with it. Just, you won't like it, you know, like, which, which I don't know if it works for the business of it all.

• 1:16:35Tom Segura?

  I would love to see it. Will you put those cans on just for a moment, so we can show you something?

• 1:16:41Speaker 07

  Thanks for making me not wear them the whole time.

• 1:16:42Tom Segura?

  Yeah, of course. You can put it over the back if you want, so it doesn't ruin...

• 1:16:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, that's good. Look, look.

• 1:16:46Speaker 07

  No, it's there.

• 1:16:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, it's still good.

• 1:16:48Tom Segura?

  Okay, so, the great producing staff here pulled, um, a little bank of videos. This falls into our horrible or hilarious. Like, we show you a video, and you decide, is it funny, or is it actually quite sad?

• 1:17:00Speaker 07

  Oh, great.

• 1:17:00Tom Segura?

  But they're all wrestling themed.

• 1:17:02Speaker 07

  Okay, my wife and I do this with falls.

• 1:17:04Tom Segura?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:17:05Speaker 07

  She loves that terrible fall.

• 1:17:07Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 1:17:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  I hate a terrible fall.

• 1:17:08Tom Segura?

  I love a scream. I like when someone's, you know, really moaning in pain. Alright, here we go.

• 1:17:18Tom Segura?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:17:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ooh, look at Stoneface.

• 1:17:21Speaker 07

  His foot?

• 1:17:22Tom Segura?

  No, no, no, his left arm broke.

• 1:17:24Speaker 07

  Oh.

• 1:17:25Tom Segura?

  That was really bad. Look at his.

• 1:17:26Speaker 07

  And this is, I think this is Ray Phoenix here. Hit me with it again.

• 1:17:29Tom Segura?

  That, that was really bad.

• 1:17:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  Ooh, dude, look at his bent. It's bent the other way, bro.

• 1:17:32Tom Segura?

  It falls on, yeah, it goes under him.

• 1:17:34Speaker 07

  So that's, that's, that's horrible.

• 1:17:36Tom Segura?

  That's horrible.

• 1:17:37Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:17:39Speaker 07

  That's horrible also.

• 1:17:40Tom Segura?

  You could tell the guy, he noticed, I think, that he did it to him.

• 1:17:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Shit.

• 1:17:44Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's Luchasaurus. That, you, I think also that's horrible, but in wrestling, you almost always want there to be someone to blame.

• 1:17:52Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:52Speaker 07

  There's not anyone really to blame there.

• 1:17:54Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 1:17:55Speaker 07

  It's a table bump.

• 1:17:56Tom Segura?

  And it's just the mechanics.

• 1:17:57Speaker 07

  These are the things that happen.

• 1:17:58Tom Segura?

  That can happen.

• 1:17:59Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:17:59Tom Segura?

  That was really horrible, actually.

• 1:18:00Speaker 07

  That is really horrible.

• 1:18:01Tom Segura?

  That was terrible. Okay, here's another one.

• 1:18:04Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, fuck, dude.

• 1:18:10Tom Segura?

  You guys okay? Yeah, I love you guys okay. You guys okay might be my favorite part. You guys good? Well, I tailbone, that's broken.

• 1:18:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  I can feel that.

• 1:18:24Tom Segura?

  So, keep recording, keep recording, sir. He's doing great. I love, he's like, you guys all right?

• 1:18:30Speaker 07

  That's amazing.

• 1:18:31Tom Segura?

  Yeah, that was.

• 1:18:31Speaker 07

  I, I love that for a couple of reasons.

• 1:18:33Tom Segura?

  Okay.

• 1:18:35Speaker 07

  What, I, I get it that what we, what we do is fun and there is, uh, but there's a craft to it.

• 1:18:41Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:42Tom Segura?

  What do you mean? You, you think it's a bad idea to stand on the roof of a house?

• 1:18:44Speaker 07

  So, we used to, we used to run these videos before shows, these don't try this.

• 1:18:48Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:48Speaker 07

  This is why. So this is completely by your own design. Not only could you start small and say, I'll pile drive him in the living room, no, let's go up to the roof. And also wrestler physics, even bad wrestlers are the worst. They're always like, we'll fall forward, we'll hit the table. They never think about propulsion, the direction they're going, oh, your head hit the floor, that's why. These guys don't even make it. They just straight through.

• 1:19:10Tom Segura?

  Ah, I'm trying to think.

• 1:19:12Speaker 07

  And, and also the Peter Griffin after.

• 1:19:14Tom Segura?

  Oh.

• 1:19:15Speaker 07

  Ah.

• 1:19:16Tom Segura?

  So like, I'm trying, he, he's got him.

• 1:19:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Brutal.

• 1:19:21Speaker 07

  He has him in a-

• 1:19:22Tom Segura?

  He's setting up to do what? This is a type of piledriver?

• 1:19:25Speaker 07

  It kinda looks like a powerbomb more. But the guy's low, which is already a bad sign. He needs to be up there.

• 1:19:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  And there's a table, so he wants to crack him on the table?

• 1:19:33Speaker 07

  And I think yellow pants slides through table?

• 1:19:37Tom Segura?

  And there's also the plan, because you're talking about the plan. The plan was, so what we'll do is, we'll jump off here, we'll go through the table, and then we'll just bounce up, right? It's just like jumping out of the ring.

• 1:19:47Speaker 07

  Was the idea that this was the finish? This is also because this is backyard-

• 1:19:52Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh!

• 1:19:53Tom Segura?

  Oh, I see. I see, he landed directly, like through the table, directly on, like just onto his ass, and so his tailbone just snaps.

• 1:20:01Speaker 07

  Not a train-

• 1:20:03Christina Pazsitzky?

  And the other kid's head, what, just hits the floor?

• 1:20:06Speaker 07

  So there's this, there's this like big argument in wrestling today on big violent crazy moves versus storytelling. These are the type of videos that you do find yourself even at big WrestleMania events asking yourself, is this worth it?

• 1:20:22Tom Segura?

  Right.

• 1:20:23Speaker 07

  You gotta, and you always ask yourself that privately. Don't ask yourself when you're around the other guys.

• 1:20:28Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:29Speaker 07

  And never do the, what would you do? Is this worth it? Is this worth it? Sometimes it is a risk. That's a rare risk.

• 1:20:36Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:36Speaker 07

  And if it's worth it, design it to where you can do it effectively. And both of you walk away.

• 1:20:42Tom Segura?

  And I told you before we played this, I was so distracted by what we saw, my favorite element, which are the screams, are actually, they're in this too, and we've isolated those.

• 1:20:53Tom Segura?

  Those are good, right? Yeah.

• 1:20:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's a good one. That's good.

• 1:20:57Speaker 07

  I love this.

• 1:20:58Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:59Speaker 07

  Yeah, this one's great.

• 1:21:01Tom Segura?

  Alright, that's a winner.

• 1:21:02Speaker 07

  That's a winner.

• 1:21:03Tom Segura?

  That's a really good one. Alright, here's another one for you.

• 1:21:07Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, not the chicks.

• 1:21:08Speaker 07

  Oh, no, I know it's-

• 1:21:14Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 1:21:15Tom Segura?

  Okay, alright, yeah.

• 1:21:17Christina Pazsitzky?

  My kinda ladies.

• 1:21:19Tom Segura?

  What's in there?

• 1:21:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, it's a bloody tampon!

• 1:21:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's right, that's a good one. Yeah.

• 1:21:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Get it bitch. Now this is brilliant. This is the kind of shit I would do. Oh, 100. Can women do this?

• 1:21:36Speaker 07

  I mean, this is an independent show. They're pretty much, probably an adults only show, 18 Up.

• 1:21:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh, right. There's kids in the audience.

• 1:21:44Speaker 07

  Yeah, I think this one, they can get a little wilder. This one I know pretty well because back when I wasn't with WWE, when we would be hiring or considering others, these type of videos could either help you a lot or be the reason that

• 1:22:00Tom Segura?

  We don't hire you.

• 1:22:01Speaker 07

  Discovery or Warner Media at the time could not. This, here's, here's, I'm gonna, I don't know where I fall in on this one, but I love that you loved it.

• 1:22:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  I, I would pay whatever the ticket price is for WWE for your event here in Vegas, double. Just to see that shit live.

• 1:22:18Tom Segura?

  Because this, but they see this also-

• 1:22:19Christina Pazsitzky?

  But I'm mentally ill, Cody.

• 1:22:21Tom Segura?

  Yeah, but here's the thing, this also plays into her, like chicks being, like this is like, that's kind of a punk rebellious gnarly thing.

• 1:22:30Christina Pazsitzky?

  It's gnarly. It's entertaining. I loved Glow, the gorgeous ladies of wrestling, growing up.

• 1:22:36Speaker 07

  I think it's in the middle for me because it entertains you. And this is how, wrestling's hard. They have seen so much.

• 1:22:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:44Speaker 07

  There's so much content out there. The crazy thing is if you're not looking at the tampon incident itself, and you look at the people around it, they're having a good time.

• 1:22:53Christina Pazsitzky?

  They're having a blast.

• 1:22:54Tom Segura?

  I liked the chant that started, "You sick fuck."

• 1:22:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's, and that's a regular chant in wrestling. When you do something crazy.

• 1:23:00Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:01Speaker 07

  I, again, is it worth it moment, but I tend to always would like old timer matches when we teach wrestling, I'll always pause it on when the crowd is going nuts. And I'll tell the students, hey, you might have an opinion on Hulk Hogan or this here, that, but I'm just letting you know as far as a worker in wrestling goes, this is all that matters.

• 1:23:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  A worker.

• 1:23:23Speaker 07

  They're like, a wrestler, worker, their enjoyment is all that matters. And you, you know,

• 1:23:28Christina Pazsitzky?

  Absolutely.

• 1:23:29Speaker 07

  One out of three here at the table. One out of three liked it, so.

• 1:23:34Tom Segura?

  All right.

• 1:23:34Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:23:35Christina Pazsitzky?

  I didn't know that chicks could do cool stuff like this.

• 1:23:37Speaker 07

  I.

• 1:23:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  I didn't know.

• 1:23:38Tom Segura?

  Cool is an interesting choice.

• 1:23:40Speaker 07

  I love that you're showing me these. WWE is probably terrified.

• 1:23:46Speaker 07

  I, I, I've seen him though.

• 1:23:47Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:47Speaker 07

  This is our, this is our locker room. Yeah.

• 1:23:49Tom Segura?

  Look, we're showing you things that are out there. You didn't bring these in. We brought them to you.

• 1:23:54Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, this is on us.

• 1:23:55Speaker 07

  Oh, yes.

• 1:23:56Tom Segura?

  You seen this one?

• 1:23:57Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:23:57Tom Segura?

  Bro.

• 1:23:59Speaker 07

  Look at him.

• 1:24:00Christina Pazsitzky?

  Shit. That's really high, too.

• 1:24:02Tom Segura?

  Right before this.

• 1:24:03Speaker 07

  Physics.

• 1:24:04Tom Segura?

  As you're going into this as a pro, like if you're watching this, you're like, man, did you guys really work this shit out? Right? Like this is.

• 1:24:12Speaker 07

  Physics.

• 1:24:12Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh! Oh! Dude!

• 1:24:20Tom Segura?

  Can I say something that also plays into my head right there?

• 1:24:22Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:24:23Tom Segura?

  It was, part of why he missed was his concern for the guy on the table of like, I don't wanna, like, I feel like he was thinking of protecting his fellow man a little bit too. Like.

• 1:24:34Speaker 07

  Yeah, also wrestlers, I'd say there's a bit of a rule. This is a, if you think you're far enough.

• 1:24:42Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:43Speaker 07

  Go a few more feet back. Everyone's a bit longer than you think and he's jumping.

• 1:24:49Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:49Speaker 07

  He didn't have a shot at making, he would have barely winged him. And it's still, instead he eats the elbow totally on his own. Yeah. So this is what I say with wrestler physics, is you gotta know, you're jumping, you're pushing off that wall.

• 1:25:04Tom Segura?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:25:04Speaker 07

  So push.

• 1:25:05Christina Pazsitzky?

  You're going out. You're going out.

• 1:25:06Speaker 07

  Bring that table. It's the same as if you're gonna catch me, I'm gonna do a cross body up the top. If you're further out and I'm short, you can step in. But if you're too short, falling back is probably not.

• 1:25:17Tom Segura?

  Good.

• 1:25:18Speaker 07

  The best option. This, uh.

• 1:25:20Tom Segura?

  Why does it feel like I'm talking to the smartest wrestler of all time?

• 1:25:22Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, why are you like the smartest?

• 1:25:23Tom Segura?

  I feel like if I brought in half the wrestlers, they'd be like, fuck, that fucking stupid fuck. And you'd be like, okay.

• 1:25:29Speaker 07

  Well, all I can say here is like, he's a prime example. The tampon spot we saw earlier, the crowd enjoyed. The air sucked out of the room and there's no way they can come back from this.

• 1:25:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  No, no, no! They can't do anything after. The guy, he has to go to the ambulance. This is it.

• 1:25:44Speaker 07

  They did do stuff after this.

• 1:25:45Christina Pazsitzky?

  What do you mean? He's broken.

• 1:25:47Speaker 07

  I mean, I don't know.

• 1:25:49Tom Segura?

  He's done, bro.

• 1:25:50Speaker 07

  He's, well, what happened right after? Did wrestler go and check on him? Wrestlers love to pick each other up right after we did something heinous to each other when you're like, please, don't touch me. Yeah, but that was the physics. If I'm the guy on the table, in that spot happens, you gotta stand up and do one of these.

• 1:26:07Tom Segura?

  Yeah, oh, right, right, right.

• 1:26:09Speaker 07

  Look at this fool.

• 1:26:09Christina Pazsitzky?

  Look at this dummy. But also, Cody, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're right that this substantially higher than you guys standing on the ring, right? I know you guys will stand on like the pole. That's a lot higher.

• 1:26:24Speaker 07

  To your question, you asked, did they work it out?

• 1:26:26Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 1:26:26Speaker 07

  I don't think he walked out during the day and climbed the pole at that gym, because it's an independent show at a gym. I've been there. See, look, you've got a crowd that is completely gone the wrong way. You got that guy in the white shirt who's half working, half not aware. This dude is probably sincerely very hurt. Uh, yeah, he doesn't know, which is always worse too, when we're, when we're indicating how much pain we are in, sometimes it's hard to actually let them know, I'm toast, you know? Table wheeled away, that was strange.

• 1:27:00Tom Segura?

  Everyone's still like, the match is still going.

• 1:27:02Speaker 07

  Our match is still going.

• 1:27:03Tom Segura?

  Yeah, our match is going right now.

• 1:27:05Speaker 07

  The match is still going. White shirt guy.

• 1:27:08Tom Segura?

  Is that duct tape? And he's like, give me some duct tape, I'll fix his arm. I don't know, I mean.

• 1:27:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  I need to go to the hospital.

• 1:27:12Tom Segura?

  He's collapsing, dude. Yeah, he is duct, he is duct taping it.

• 1:27:16Speaker 07

  So they're trying to make this. Yep, they're trying to will this back into existence. In the, in the question we had earlier, is it worth it? That one was not worth it.

• 1:27:26Tom Segura?

  Right.

• 1:27:26Speaker 07

  That was not worth it. That, you didn't need that. And that, that also is what I tell people all the time with independent wrestling. If you're trying to make a viral moment, a cool video, something crazy, you gotta make sure you can do it, because if we get you and you're broken.

• 1:27:39Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:40Speaker 07

  Oh, we got the guy who jumped off the high school gym. Also, he's, his left arm isn't real, you know? Yeah, so.

• 1:27:46Christina Pazsitzky?

  He's paralyzed.

• 1:27:46Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:27:47Tom Segura?

  Fuck, dude.

• 1:27:51Christina Pazsitzky?

  I don't like it already, I don't like it, it's backwards! No!

• 1:27:57Speaker 07

  Terrible.

• 1:28:01Speaker 07

  This guy ends up walking away.

• 1:28:08Speaker 07

  He pinned him.

• 1:28:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Did he have to pin him, Cody? Did he really have to pin him?

• 1:28:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  He probably just won, right?

• 1:28:19Speaker 07

  He wanted that win.

• 1:28:20Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:28:22Speaker 07

  Wins are hard to come by in the pro wrestling space. He needed the dub. Uh, I believe, I don't wanna make fun of these cats, cuz I believe this guy walked away.

• 1:28:30Tom Segura?

  I'll just say this. That guy who landed on his neck.

• 1:28:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  No.

• 1:28:35Tom Segura?

  And is like wondering if he's gonna walk in that moment.

• 1:28:38Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my god.

• 1:28:39Tom Segura?

  When the other guy goes to pin him, the guy on the ground, that's the closest he ever came to saying it, okay? He was really, really on the verge and he was like, "You motherfucker." Like, "You can just let this fucking go for this."

• 1:28:54Speaker 07

  Wrestlers have a tendency to, uh, run into the fire a little bit.

• 1:29:00Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:00Speaker 07

  So, two examples, they always, modern day, if someone, that happens, back up.

• 1:29:06Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:06Speaker 07

  Back up, run to the corner, back up. They're not-

• 1:29:10Tom Segura?

  Even if you have to perform out.

• 1:29:11Speaker 07

  Back up, go in the crowd, throw a pot, something, back up. The other one is, back in the day, jumpers used to come in the ring, fans thinking they could fight the guys.

• 1:29:20Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:21Speaker 07

  And the rule was, "Oh, well, they think what we do is fake, so we gotta really beat 'em up bad."

• 1:29:26Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:27Speaker 07

  So wrestlers kind of are chomping at the bit for that moment, but modern standard, nope. Literally, don't encourage more of this. If somebody gets in, back up.

• 1:29:36Tom Segura?

  Yeah, in the last few years, I remember somebody tried to fuck with one of the top-tier guys.

• 1:29:43Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:29:43Tom Segura?

  And he like, he bodied him, dude.

• 1:29:46Speaker 07

  Well, this is, uh, I think you're talking about, there was a guy who sprinted.

• 1:29:49Tom Segura?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:29:49Speaker 07

  Who got catfished online, some terrible story, thought it was all real. It was Seth Rollins.

• 1:29:54Tom Segura?

  Yes.

• 1:29:55Speaker 07

  Seth turns around.

• 1:29:56Tom Segura?

  And fucking lights his ass up.

• 1:29:58Speaker 07

  Yeah, and I think Seth thought it was one of us.

• 1:30:00Tom Segura?

  Really?

• 1:30:01Speaker 07

  Like, I think he thought it was a piece of business.

• 1:30:02Tom Segura?

  You have that one, dude?

• 1:30:03Speaker 07

  That's a terrifying moment.

• 1:30:04Tom Segura?

  Yeah, that was terrifying.

• 1:30:05Speaker 07

  Terrifying moment.

• 1:30:06Tom Segura?

  So that guy, wait, that guy got catfished in the dude?

• 1:30:08Speaker 07

  I don't know the full story, but I believe he thought, you know, that happens, I'm sure, you know, that's-

• 1:30:14Tom Segura?

  Cuz it felt like a guy who was like, "I'll fuck-" I'll fuck with you guys.

• 1:30:19Speaker 07

  He gets a full, he gets a full, full run, but he tackled him and then I forget who, if Seth just kind of got out of it, or if they came and got him, but I think everyone was super confused.

• 1:30:28Tom Segura?

  It was either like pre-show or post, like post-match or pre-match, right?

• 1:30:31Speaker 07

  Post-match, he's walking back, yeah.

• 1:30:32Tom Segura?

  He's walking back like on the, I remember this.

• 1:30:35Speaker 07

  You'd think that was gonna happen as a fan, running full speed at you. Yeah, that's a rough one.

• 1:30:40Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:40Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:30:41Tom Segura?

  This guy just got out of a match, right?

• 1:30:44Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:30:44Tom Segura?

  Probably fucking, adrenaline's still going.

• 1:30:47Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh.

• 1:30:49Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh shit!

• 1:30:50Speaker 07

  Yeah, it was just, he, yeah.

• 1:30:52Speaker 00

  Who the fuck is this? That's a fan!

• 1:30:56Christina Pazsitzky?

  Oh my god.

• 1:30:57Speaker 00

  What the fuck is you doing, boy?

• 1:30:59Speaker 07

  Here we go.

• 1:30:59Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's terrible.

• 1:31:00Speaker 07

  There we go.

• 1:31:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  That's terrible.

• 1:31:01Tom Segura?

  See, I remember, I must be thinking of something else.

• 1:31:04Speaker 07

  It happens, it happens, it used to happen a lot more, but yeah.

• 1:31:06Tom Segura?

  I'm thinking of one where I saw a wrestler actually see someone, and I feel like-

• 1:31:12Speaker 07

  Oh, there's a famous one where Triple H is currently the boss.

• 1:31:15Tom Segura?

  Yeah, the boss.

• 1:31:16Speaker 07

  He's the man.

• 1:31:17Tom Segura?

  Maybe it's that.

• 1:31:17Speaker 07

  He's wrestling Steve Austin, and he's the bad guy. And the fan tried to get in, and he waistlocks him and bodies him, throws him like, kind of folkstyled, but hard, hard. That, that was a big, big thing. Back in the day when, I don't know, so NWO, Hulk Hogan turns and the NWO moment happens where he becomes a bad guy. This is a big moment in wrestling history. There's all these fans who threw stuff, there was all kinds of craziness like that. And I remember backstage, it was hectic. Me and my sister were talking to a man who was standing next to us just about the show, and I looked and he was handcuffed to the door. And it was one of the guys who had run in, and they, they would hold him. They'd hold those guys before the cops got to him, because this, this was really archaic, or really old school. Hey, get, let me have a minute with him.

• 1:32:02Speaker 07

  Yeah, just real, because they really didn't wanna, I don't know if it was the right thing to do or not, but Macho Man was notorious for it. If you tried to run in on Macho Man-

• 1:32:11Christina Pazsitzky?

  He would be like, fuck you.

• 1:32:13Speaker 07

  Yeah, he was, he was ready for that.

• 1:32:14Tom Segura?

  Is this it right here?

• 1:32:15Speaker 07

  This might be it.

• 1:32:15Tom Segura?

  This might be it.

• 1:32:22Speaker 07

  And somebody, a fan invades the ring.

• 1:32:24Christina Pazsitzky?

  No dude, why would you fucking mess with these guys?

• 1:32:29Speaker 07

  Oh, and then he just starts wailing on him, huh?

• 1:32:31Christina Pazsitzky?

  Hell yeah dude.

• 1:32:32Speaker 07

  And the ref is kicking him too.

• 1:32:34Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, I'm all for this method. Let's show these claims.

• 1:32:37Speaker 07

  Oh, he gave him a shot on the way out? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Holy shit dude.

• 1:32:43Christina Pazsitzky?

  Great, good.

• 1:32:44Speaker 07

  I mean, you have to, in any case, if someone rushes the stage. Yeah, you got it. Be ready to defend yourself, but I am such a, I'm such a corporate me now that you'll see me just, just backing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, I don't know what's going on.

• 1:33:00Tom Segura?

  Well, listen, man, we, we wish you well.

• 1:33:03Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 1:33:04Tom Segura?

  This is a big deal. It's gotta feel amazing to be headlining again, WrestleMania. That's gotta, that's gotta be incredible. It's WrestleMania 42. It's gonna be April 18th at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. Both nights of WrestleMania 42, you can stream on the ESPN app exclusively for fans with the ESPN Unlimited plan on April 18th, April 19th. The first hour of night one and two will broadcast on, live on ESPN2 and ESPN respectively. You wanna talk any shit to Pat McAfee or anybody that's a, you know, Orton fan or anything?

• 1:33:36Speaker 07

  You remember when somebody asked Mariah Carey about J Lo, you know, that's kinda where I stand on the Pat McAfee thing. I don't know him. Wow. You know, these, people think the WWE reaches out to some of the outside folks and asks them to come to the party and they don't realize that it's usually them pitching to come to the party. Damn. And I think it's flattering that you wanna be in my match.

• 1:34:01Christina Pazsitzky?

  Damn dude.

• 1:34:02Speaker 07

  Cool. But, you know, I don't know him. Wow. Yeah, I do know Randy Orton, my opponent.

• 1:34:08Tom Segura?

  Yeah, you do know Randy.

• 1:34:08Speaker 07

  Yeah, so, it's gonna be great.

• 1:34:11Tom Segura?

  Wow. I'm sure Pat will have something to say about this.

• 1:34:14Speaker 07

  Is Pat coming on here?

• 1:34:15Tom Segura?

  Uh, I mean, you know, the way he just asked, I don't know if I should even ask him. Um, I've known him a while. I know he's, um, you know.

• 1:34:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, I just talked to Shane Gillis and he was like, "Pat's my boy."

• 1:34:25Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:34:25Speaker 07

  And then like 10 minutes later, he just kept pointing at the camera, talking trash to Pat. So I don't know where everyone lands on it.

• 1:34:32Tom Segura?

  Yeah, I've known Pat a while. He's a, he's a, he's a fun, um, huge fan of the sport. And, um, you know, I, uh, I'm just an observer. I don't, I'm, I'm not trying to start anything. I just thought maybe you could say something.

• 1:34:45Speaker 07

  I think I respect the hustle from building this show up and obviously the, the incredible success with College Game Day.

• 1:34:51Tom Segura?

  He's had incredible success.

• 1:34:52Speaker 07

  I, I, I just wish someone in his orbit and his circle would say no every now and then.

• 1:34:56Tom Segura?

  Wow.

• 1:34:56Speaker 07

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:34:57Tom Segura?

  Jesus.

• 1:34:58Speaker 07

  You need, you need those people around you to go, "I don't know. The next Sylvester Stallone, Pat? I don't know." You know what I mean? Yeah.

• 1:35:05Tom Segura?

  Pat. Jesus.

• 1:35:09Tom Segura?

  Pat, I love you, dude.

• 1:35:12Speaker 07

  It got cold in here.

• 1:35:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah, dude, I was ice.

• 1:35:14Tom Segura?

  I think that's a perfect way to go out.

• 1:35:16Christina Pazsitzky?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:17Tom Segura?

  Thank you for coming by.

• 1:35:18Christina Pazsitzky?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:35:18Tom Segura?

  Congratulations on all your success and good luck at WrestleMania.

• 1:35:22Speaker 07

  Thank you.

• 1:35:22Tom Segura?

  We'll see you next week.

• 1:35:23Christina Pazsitzky?

  Bye, mommy.

• 1:36:10Christina Pazsitzky?

  I'll tell you what though. I'll tell you what.

• 1:36:13Tom Segura?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:13Christina Pazsitzky?

  It was actually pretty fun.

• 1:36:15Tom Segura?

  What was?

• 1:36:15Christina Pazsitzky?

  The event, going to a live wrestling.

• 1:36:18Tom Segura?

  Yeah, so is the Special Olympics. It's a fun thing to go to, but it's not real. It's not a real competition. She smacked out my...

• 1:36:27Christina Pazsitzky?

  Christ.

• 1:36:28Tom Segura?

  And then he tagged in his partner. And then they grabbed the chair. Man.

• 1:36:37Tom Segura?

  Wrestling is for fucking retards.